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Welcome back to the Nerdy News andneed to Know throughout the week on iHeart
Rady went by Gosh services around thework because my name's Mary Hoodie and I'm
kidding and you're officially listening to thisfirst episode of me being back of what
keV crisis on Infinite Also Teddy's back, Teddy's back to I guess you get
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you get two for one when I'mback, you know, I don't take
off and Teddy all of a suddenstill podcast. I was kind of ficked
out for a second because I wentto my monitor here and I said,
offline, like, what do mean? Offline? I gotta hate refreshing.
We are good old refresh it's itsays it's on, but it's not.
Really. This is what happened.Welcome back, friend, Thank you.
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The weight haso off the shoulder.I was again. It is equal again.
It feels better. Kevin can justyou know, turn on the computer,
make sure it turns on, refreshit and we're good to go.
Refresh it streaming, no formatting,We're good. Uh I Normally this is
when I say we have a jampacked show for you today. Well we
don't, because really there's nothing newsworthy really right now. So we're really
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just gonna probably do a shorty butgoody episode of just catching up on everything
that's gone on in my life,Kevin's life that he hasn't already told you.
This is a little mystery between lastweek's episode and today and so much
more. Man, I can readyou down like the headlines on this new
that I use for our show,and not much of them you'll be interested
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in. Well, maybe maybe we'lldo a little news roulette, you know,
Kevin just randomly picks a story wetalk about and see you see off
the cuff if we can know enoughabout it without knowing the actual story.
But a lot of this stuff likeI don't care, I don't think anybody
can really well, I don't know. Do you care about the battle build
of film being in crisis? Imean, I'm okay it's a live action
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or is any man? That's agood question. Maybe we'll use that,
We use that, Maybe we'll usethat. You can see everything we talk
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fun. It's always fun when you'relike you go rogue or you're on your
own, you're like, oh,there was music playing the entire time.
You can't even hear me over themusic or something like that. Yeah,
it's a lot. I've done thata lot with game streams because it's kind
of hard to equal equal. Theone thing I'll tell you about doing video
games streams is equalizing the volume ofthe game in you. That's why everyone
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streams for like ten hours, becausethe first hour is just getting everything looking
right. That's too big up,too small? Can see this? Can
see? Can you hear the crowd? No too loud. All, I
got you, but we always startthe podcast properly, and I mean,
this is pretty much what today's podcastis gonna be about, is what you're
doing. We talked about the gameswe're playing, movies and shows, were
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watching, lives we've been living,and Kevin, because I got a lot,
I'm gonna let you go first,good sir, do this. You
are the groom. You are thenew groom. You're newly wet. People
have been waiting on baited breath tosee what's going on with you. So
I'm gonna no, Kevin, NoKevin. That's why we go to you.
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We tease them, Oh, wegotta listen at least two more minutes.
Then you get to what have Ibeen doing since last week? First
of all, when I thank mynephew Damon, thank you and thank you
guys for showing him love as well, and not just saying who's this guy?
We don't like him? Where's Hoodie? We don't like this guy?
So thank you for feeling in forHoodie. Because there's those a big shoes
to fill there at least size twentyfives. I would say, shoes to
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fill size twenty fives. I don'tknow. I know not want that.
I do not want clowns clown shoes. Baby, Yes, you have shack
shot shoes to field. But myfriend he's had twenty fives. He has
twenty somethings. Sack twenty six.Is she got uh not seventy? That's
not it? Seventy shoes twenty threetwenty three? You have size twenty three
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shack shoes A fiel when you're notwe got around. So what I've been
notices? Last week I had justfinished doing your artwork, which is always
fun. There was a pollen dfilm on my son port, so I
had to go wait and clean thatoff. That's when my voice sounds like
this. I put on a mask, but I guess maybe it could be
worse. And now Kevin, Kevincould sound like this the people, but
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he did most do so cleaning upto some port just because it was just
you can't go out there. Itwas a problem on the floor. You
can't touch anything. So I gotthis cleaner. I suppose you supposed to
use with your hose my hos stuff, so I had to use a flower
thing to spread it. Don't youhate it when your hose get stuck?
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Yes, so doing that. Iwent to a little Memorial Day cookout yesterday
and go on another one today later. That's always fun to hang out with
the famb and just you know,chill out, relaxed. Thank you to
all of our heroes who paid offhinprice for us, because man, there's
a lot. I don't think Icould do it. I don't think I
can ever do it. Uh Now, Kevin, an update on me,
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just because I haven't seen you inlike three weeks? How was it when
you got you guys, finally gothome to see the new the new,
not the new hotness, your newdaughter Kira back Kira? Right? I
got that right? All right?Perfect right? Because I like, literally
I had a week of Kira andthen okay, Kira's not here, They're
on the cruise, and then I'mwedding. How has it been with Kira?
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So for now? About a month? Right? Yeaheah, So I've
been home with her for two anda half weeks. I have another two
weeks of this week and next weekof paternally. She's she's starting to get
that personality. I think I mayhave a small nerd on my hands.
Well, I mean she's only amonth old. But okay, be four
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months next week. But okay,yes, you're right. My time is
a construct. She she literally likebefore we left, she had she was
very words, want to use notuse it whatever, it's a colacky like
she would very good. She getvery upset, like the same time every
day. So I've been home withher. I've been watching a lot of
cartoons. I've been watching because archerson. I'm watching an archer. I
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thought I watching Justice League again.Rick and Morty. She sits there and
she watched it all with me,like she's sitting there like Rick and Morty
is the best show to subject toyour She don't know what it is.
She just thinks shapes. But themain thing she does she loves to watch
with me is wrestling, which isvery very I don't just feel I don't
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know about that. She's a fan. But when she sits down, when
she sits on my lap and shehears the ooh, so she stands up
and she gets excited. I'm justsaying, I may have a little rest
of the hand family my hands.I don't know. I'm hoping. You're
just like, yes, Leah,I failed Leah, but I will not
fail you let it. But everythingthat she's been very pleasant. She only
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really cries when she's hungry. NowI'm why she's just hanging out. So
that's been great. I'm not gonnalie. I will say it's a little
boring sometimes because she's she takes aboutfive ors and five naps a day.
That third nap blasts for about fourhours, and I'm just sitting there there,
like, yes, we're recorded inthe midst of a nap right now.
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My sister's home today, so I'mlike here, just keep my eye
for but she'll just lay there andsleep from lin now to like one o'clock.
Just be fine. So I wantto say, like I wanted this
one, I should clean up,do some stuff. I'm like, I
don't want to go too far awaybecause you know she's there. So that's
when I pick up a video game, because I start playing Spider Man because
like pay I play anywhere. Andthen other than that, watching wise,
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like I said, I've been watchingthe ARCHI repeat. I started read Bricking
Morty as well, rewatching Justice Leagueas well, watch a lot of cartoons
in my paternity leave. But thispast weekend I watched a Jurassic Park Chaos
theory. I heard it's pretty good. Actually, now this technically takes place
in Cannon of the movies, rightsort of, Yes, this takes place
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after I think I think that's Dominion. Actually I want to say things with
that Dominion because they talk about thethe house in Fallen Kingdom this one,
and they talk about things that havehappened in the Dominion as well. Let's
say after that one, and alsothe previous animated series Cancutaceous and just like
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U remember Transformers Prime, that animatedseries, just like that, this is
better than any sequel they've come outwith. They're like, we're in our
duffy, let's just do it go. And this series it's about like it's
ten episodes or like twenty minutes apiece, so it's about like three and
a half hours. Like this couldhave been the movie, Like why would
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we waste our time going to seeFallen Kingdom about a dirt bike race in
France running from raptors. But Iwatched that. I definitely recommend that if
you're a dressed a park fan,take take three hours out your day and
just watch it. It's so good. It's just so good. And then
I'm playing wise likes to replaying SpiderMan. I'm to the point now where
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I've got to shoot off with Peter. Now that was kind of in the
end game part. And then Ialso finally beat the mail my Rise mode
and in two K twenty four wW two twenty four, so that was
cool. I am the longest reigningw W Heaway champion in of all time.
Screw you on Marine, screw it, So that that was cool.
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And then I'm contemplating maybe thinking aboutgetting NT double A next month. I
mean it's a good time. Imean, actually, let me pull up
the games that are covered out thissummer to see if it is a good
time to pull trigger on that.I mean, yeah, I mean you
have Elden Ring, which you're notgonna play. Star Wars Outlaws comes out
in August, so yeah, Imean, now it's probably the perfect time
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to get some NC double A going. I'm just afraid that it's going to
be at just another EA Sports Copyand Pigs football game, you know what.
I mean. It might, butI'm thinking about it. I mean,
I didn't go to a traditional college, so I don't know what school
I would play with them, ProbablyOhio State, No, Kevin, that's
the best thing. What you needto do is then just make your school
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as like you create a team,because I always used to do that with
George Mason, like George Mason orwherever I think you know I was gonna
go to. So you do thatlike it was Old Dominion because they didn't
have a team on n Cuba atthe time. So you can do it
with your broadcast school. Take themto the Hall of Fame. Maybe beim
Bengals. Baby, let's do it. That's all of me. Man,
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what about you? But I knowyou, Yeah, but you have a
lot to get through. I'm gonnasit back and enjoy this. Yeah,
so before we get to me,I think this is just a cool.
Uh. There's a mega What whatyou doing? According to himself at Gyles
Bank start Uh, he actually hasa game releasing next month from the student
run studio he's been interning with.The demo was released yesterday. If you're
watching twitch dot tv Slash Infinite Underscorepods, he will drop the link whenever
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he can. If not, we'llhaving the links infinity or in the description
because hey, that's Dopeestel. Isaw that. I think the one time
I was like on Instagram on thehoneymoon and I saw that. I was
like, hell, yeah, obviouslyit was a story, so I can't
see it. But Aaron Giles,you need to post it. You need
to collab with at Infinite Underscore Pods. There's a trailer or something. We'll
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accept it. Share your work becausehey, that's dope. I think he
said he has I think a couplelevels and a boss battle, I think
he said is what some of hiswork is in it. It's called Shattered
Melodies, um slash and shread yourway through the vibrant musical world of Seronos.
Hopefully I said that right, andhe would know if I said it
right or not. Some in allyour rhythm, dexterity and puzzle solving chops
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to beat down the fool that nabbedyour little sister. Uh guy, screw
that guy right now. Plan releaseQ two twenty twenty four. But hey,
the demo is out now, sotry it and we'll share that.
Lincoln can't wait to see it.Just go up and help it up on
the Steam charts. You know whatI'm saying. I'm watching trail right now.
That shit looks really really cool.I like this. Oh yeah,
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I want to play this. Ohplay it is? I like that?
Well, malternally got nothing to doanyway, Actually, go to the website.
Oh no, that's okay, that'sfine. Steam's like, oh,
don't leave our website like I wasn'there in the first place. All right,
great, great, love it,love it, love it. Seam
achievements full support for Xbox controllers.That's awesome. Yeah, I'm download right
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now. Add to my wish list. A it's your wish list? Uh
oh, Aarons says, can't disclosedthe exact date, but let's say we're
less than a month away. Sohey, lok, we just said not
a lot of games come out thissummer, but now you have one on
your wish list on Steam, ShatteredMelodies coming out soon. We'll say,
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can you go and listen to wherethe podcast listeners actually make games come on?
Look at that. Look we havelisteners that make games. Go support
them now exactly, but we'll sharethat, make sure we have that top
of mind in every description for seeablefuture to the releases, because hey,
Aaron gles is the homie, sowhy not support him? Og exactly?
But as for me, I guesslet's break it down or get into the
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news. I don't know. It'sno, no, no, no,
because first things first, I'm married, so but I mean right there,
maybe it's there, it's there,and it's funny because I thought I had
a ring tan going on in thehoneymoon. But no, it was just
my rings pressure on my finger,like like when your fingers get wet and
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they whatever, they dry up.That's what it was. I'm like,
dang it, I thought he hada ring tan already. You have about
end in the summer. Don't worrybout, don't warn don't worry. I'll get
there. But let's break everything downfor the past three weeks so I can
play the sound effects. Why notbecause you've been missing them. That's okay,
So your boy is married. Ithink my last podcast was the Bad
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Batch finale like go Home episode onMay first, so it has been twenty
six days since then. Been abusy twenty six days. I guess we'll
go in order and have Kevin's perspectivein there with the wedding too, because
he was there as well, andsome of my the funniest polaroids that make
me laugh every time. I'm thatKevin took remember, well, there's the
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thing, Kevin, you can onlyhe wasn't drunk, so I know you
can't remember it, but it iswhat it is. But yeah, everything
went well. I think the funthing is, you know, once your
year through your wedding, you knowit's always a good I think it's better
just to look at the positive thingsor any event. Really, I think
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even if it's not a wedding oranything like that, it's always remember the
positive things and move past. Youtalk about what went wrong for like a
day, but then move past itbecause who cares about it anymore with you
forever person, So that's all thatmatters. But yeah, so Thursday,
Thursday after the podcast was was hellbecause it literally was, Hey, we
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have all our stuff. It's notin cars and it's not properly packaged or
labeled for the wedding venue. That'sall. Thursday was, Uh, we
made a bunch of all those cookies. So my wedding had a bunch of
cookies. I'm gonna probably post morephotos later this week. Oh, collab
with everybody so they can see him, and Andrew Hood if you don't,
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Kevin was the most lit without gettinglit. Let my ass off. Yes
he was, that's why Kevin isKevin it. But we had cookie at
the cookie table at the wedding.So Thursday was literally the assembly line of
putting all those cookies in the bags. Hopefully, Kevin, you got some
of those, you could took themhome. Yeah, I got one stick
grow out of there, and thenthen over the next three days to don't
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my daughter eat all them? That'sthat's what they're for. So that was
great. It was a lot quickerthan we thought to make it because we
had like eight people putting cookies ina bag. So that worked out.
And then Friday was big rehearsal day. Essentially woke up and went straight to
the venue pretty much and I no, we went to the hotel first,
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dropped stuff off. They went tothe venue. Cool. Oddly enough,
the our venue was in a gatedcommunity like for like old people, but
the wedding venue was for everybody,and so the gate was probably the problem
we had, at least for therehearsal because it just caused everyone to be
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late, like, why are youhere for a wedding on Friday? No,
we're not here for a wedding,We're here for the rehearsal. Lay
told me to go to wrong opposite, wrong way, go tored and make
it right less. It's okay.It was. It was the rough draft
we needed before the wedding because Ifeel like no one had that problem in
the wedding. So Kevin was liketwo minutes late because the gate lady didn't
let him through, which that couldbe a whole thing if but I don't
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know what it is. But everythingwent well with the rehearsal. I'll say
this, I mean, this issomething more and I knew. We knew
it was gonna rain on that Saturday, May fourth, so original venue we
had already vetoed that we were goingwith a backup plan that was on con
That's where the rehearsal was. Buteventually to the wedding it was raining the
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whole day, so we had itinside. Worked well. I liked how
they really set it up. Morea'syoungest sister, Caroline kind of was the
I say, the m VP thathelped us out because she we were supposed
to have the wedding one way,which we practiced, but they like shifted
it around and I thought looked alot better the way it was than what
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it the way it became and theway we originally knew about it. But
yeah, so Versa went well.Rehearsal dinner. It was awkward and that's
okay because we had two waiters thatbarely showed up. But that's okay.
That was like the first week onthe job. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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because we wanted to go to amom and pop restaurant and there was
an Italian place in Haymarket. Notgonna say what it is, but they're
upstairs is supposed to be for theircatering slash group rooms or whatever. One
of the room felt way too bigfor the amount of people he had.
Like it's like I go, youget hear through it to food a little
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slow, didn't get out refills andthat's okay, but you should see them
out of food. But like familytook home after it because we all did
we know they weren't serving all thefood, but they gave us all the
food they hadn't served yet, sowhich was awkward because I mean I would
have I kind of restrained myself.I guess, I guess I'm only two
pieces left. I want to eatthem exactly, but I didn't know there
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was like three more trails. Oh, I'd got more, but I knew
it was a more, and Ithink and probably maybe next week or so
we might have more on to sureher perspectives of things too. It's it's
always good to have my perspective thather she comes in be like, no,
that was wrong, but uh,overall went well. Then the fun
thing is, uh, my grandpa, he had he was in the hospital
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the whole week because he had heartish shoes. So we were because he
was my ring bear. My grandmawas my flower girl, so we knew
she was coming. She got therein time. The hospital wasn't letting discharging
my grandpa, even though he waslike fine. It was just you know,
paperwork and semantics. That's how hospitalskind of work when you're trying to
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leave. It's like you don't leavewhen you want to go. You leave
when someone is there to let yougo, which is okay. But luckily
my uncle drove down to Virginia Beachpicked him up. He got there literally
at like eleven o'clock the night beforethe wedding, so that was really great,
really calm things down, because itjust was another stress factor. Like
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into the wedding, they're like ohno, he's here, Like, well,
are we gonna who will be thering bear? Who will walk my
grandma down the aisle and all thatstuff. But it worked out, so
that was great, and I thinkafter that, I was like, all
right, what happens in our weddingis our wedding, and I'm okay with
it, and I'm happy with whateverhappens. And the wedding happened. Of
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the wedding more, I had toget there at like seven am. I
was sleeping in till ten o'clock.You know, I'm not gonna I've only
had a hotel to myself maybe likefive times my entire life. It was
wonderful sleeping most it was a kingbed myself, no one there to sleep.
I gotta get up, especially afteryou being in like a packed cruise
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room too. It's a lot smaller. Yeah, exactly. I got oddly
off the boat, like off theboat Wednesday, and I was in Virginia
on Friday, so really quick,tunt around, really quick turned around,
and I appreciate it. But yeah, so the guys, my grandpa and
me are sorry. Me and myuncle, my dad, my brother all
got haircuts the day of the wedding, which I thought was one. A
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lot of people say, don't geta haircut the day of the wedding.
It worked out in my case becauseit was a nice haircut. A lot
of people say that because like,you want your hair to kind of grow
allegedly, so like if it doesit, if you don't like it,
you're like kind of stuck with it, you know. Ok, my god,
Well, I mean you're bald,So I didn't haircut you get Oh
no, hope, don't mess itup. He'll give you a mohawk.
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I don't want that. I wantthe storm mohawk. All of a sudden,
I got that into my head.Told I watched X for ninety seven
that so how you know? Butyeah, then when the grooms and hung
out in the room, the hotelroom, and that hotel room was used
a lot for a lot of things, more in ice room for like that
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that happy hour thing, which waspacked with like forty people because the hotel
we found out apparently had an incidentwith a wedding and a couple weeks before
where people were puke and magookin everywhereand all that good stuff. So there
was no alcohol out in the lobbyso we had it in a room and
took some shots skis. Oddly enough, the funniest thing was Kevin and my
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grandpa, because he couldn't drink becauseit got out of the hospital, took
ice tea shots. The t shotslooked exactly like the whiskey shots or whatever
we're taking, so like, oh, don't put that down, make sure
you know what one's yours are gonnabe drinking whiskey and not know it but
until late. And the funny partwas, I think on the second or
the third shot, we cheersed it. I think I cheers John's a little
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too hard, his brother John alittle bit of whiskey in there, a
little bit of what he fell intomy tea, and then a little bit
was like, oh yeah, Kevin'slit already, So Kevin was was lit.
That was the whole night. Thatwas why, like I don't know
what like with five parts per million, I had a little bit why Kevin
can't remember anything at all from it'sall gone a little bit. But yeah,
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we had Chick fil A, whichis good. I think that was
a smart move to have like abase of a chicken sandwich and then Nuggies
because those all went away immediately thesalad whatever, It's okay. I knew
we were gonna get the salad,but More said we needed something healthy.
I was like, okay, wegot to the venue, brother John and
I there's a picture. We actuallygot our video back, so I'll post
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that suit At one point too,just a lot of just like getting everything
back together, back to life isuh. We were playing with Star Wars
toys he brought, which was fun, Darth Ball and Jarjar Binks and later
in the night he put the jarJar Binks in his lapel. They'll tell
him what was funny? Uh,And with that Kevin was wasted there.
Yeah, then the wedding happened,not really. We had our first look,
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which I think really was fun.Kevin, did you guys do a
first look when you guys got marriedor no? No, because I know
it's a newer trend. More recently, it's our photographer was supposed to meet
us at this college in towns on, Goucher College, and this he said,
go to college. We told goto Goucher College on Landy down road.
He went to Tewson University. Sowe were just sitting there like well,
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so we ended up our first lookwas only a mean scenor coming down
out. That was first. That'sokay, I respect it. I'm glad
we did it. More more,we were both emotional, so I think
it's God we did it, andthen we're emotional again even more during the
wedding too, So it would havebeen worse if we did the first look,
but more looked awesome. You canliterally see her in the thumbnail of
this video in case I haven't posteda photo if not at Andrew Hoodie,
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because she looked amazing. I cansay her dress had like a like I
want to say, fifties Hollywood Starlindthing too, where it was just so
classy. Yeah, it was veryclassic classy. I think simple sounds bad,
but I think in terms of fashion, like it wasn't a lot of
poof you know, like a lotof wedding dresses are like I'll say,
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like I'm trying not to be creepier, but like, you know, the
prettiest actors and actresses in Hollywood doesn'tdon't eat a lot, you know what
I mean. So that's what itfelt like. I'm like, no,
already, more, that's my life, my life right there. Any Druker
already saw the photo was thinking anydruger for their comment, I will tell
her that you said that she lookedpretty, but yeah, she looked awesome.
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Suits worked well, I think foreveryone for the most part. So
the shoes I think was the problem. We all agreed we had got the
shoes we all got from the BlackTucks weren't the best to stand on for
like a thirty minute period because bythe night, like my feet, I
need normal shoes. I need mypadded shoes please. It's funny because I
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actually had my doctor shouls in myglovebox. I meant to bring them out
so I can put them in myshooes, but I never did then.
But yeah, Mara did a firstlook of her dad too, and her
her sisters obviously as well and herbrother. So that was great, I
mean our first look. It wasfun because we have a lot of video
of like everyone looking through the glassto see us doing our first looks.
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That's cool to have the different perspectivesthere. And then the wedding happened.
It was a little packed of aroom, and that's okay because I thought
it was kind of cool, kindof reminded me I always see more hasn't.
We haven't seen it recently. Ithink we need to watch it again.
Gave me vibes of Muppet wedding,the Muppet wedding and the Muppets take
Manhattan where it's packed all the Muppetsin the background, and like, hell,
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yeah, that's what I want.Actually, I got vibes of a
new hope. The ceremony at theend of it, like everybody was there
standing at attention, like these arethese are people, so we grapy for
them. But it was great.A couple of people showed up late,
which is sweat a wedding, Itis what it is. But your boy
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did come down to Han and Lea'stheme, uh from the various Star Wars
movies, Like we got a renditionthat did not include the Darth Vader portion
of it. So fine, no, no, not that. But yeah,
it was great. I it wasthe touch more gave me to make
it. You know, the StarWars wedding that we that I kind of
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wanted a little bit to the degreecame down. Was great. Sat my
mom down. You guys were there, you all looked great. We all
hugged up when you guys passed me, and then my grandparents came down and
I just bawled the hell out ofthere, and you know what, it
just kept going till more came downthe aisle too. So I was because
I didn't cry at my wedding,mostly because I was hungry, damn,
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get this over with neck. Iwas like, I thought, I was
like Hood, he's a human.He's not like me. He's not a
cold hearted big surt like, noemotions. But yeah, so crying from
that, they sat down. HThen you know, all the bride's maids
came down. Eventually, you know, my bride, Mara came down with
both her parents. Uh, theygave her away. I'm crying hugging them
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and uh. I thought. Funmoment that I think is very us is
that she had tissues and I didn't, and she didn't wipe away my tears.
It was funny, very us.I prepare everything else, but she's
prepared for me. So how itworks. I thought our fishing was really
dope. I really liked her.It was funny as we have we just
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got we're gonna get the video ofthe full ceremony. But you know a
lot of people said they really likedwhat she said and like she was seemed
like she was our best friend,even though we've only have known it for
like two years. The playing forthe wedding, so that went well.
This is a wedding faux pas thatI committed. Uh, it's a pro
tip for any of y'all getting marriedor an a lope dur anytime soon.
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And jab Perry, being a weddingphotographer, probably already knows what I'm about
to talk about. Make sure ifyou have an arch or something that's like
gotta be symmetrical, that you aresymmetrical with said arch, because your boy
got too eager and so we're alittle like, say this is the arch,
we're a little of the art.So and that's okay, that's okay,
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Yeah, that's okay. I wasjust excited to be with more.
You could have alfold. I mean, I'm we'll have to analyze the photos.
Make sure we didn't have it.That's what I said before we all
left. Like zippers, make surewe're all go with the zippers exactly.
I did the same thing about theHey nippers, I don't want to see
that. I'm good keeping. Keepit back there. He puts some tight
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underwear on. I boxers. Butthen we got married. We were married.
We got the ring on. Baby. It's a little tight, so
we're rolling with that. That's okay. I think it's it's it's loose when
it's cold, but then it's tightwhen it's warm. So we just to
figure out the balance on that.We took our some photos after cocktail hour
happened. I didn't get to goto that. But how was the cocktail
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hour? Kevin? Great pizza,really really great pizza. I did not
have any of the pizzas you enjoyed. It also had some great garlic grilled
chicken. It was really good.The lemonade was great. Yes, lemonade
was bobbing. We were good togo us. All the seats were taking
so I couldn't sit down. It'sfine, Damn, I my feet hurt
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so bad. Uh but yeah,then we did our entrances. We did
it to Gimme, Gimme by Abba, which was fun. Uh did the
Our first dance was to Butterflies byCasey musk Graves, which I thought was
good. We actually practiced about aweek and a half every day up until
the wedding of the dance, andI think it showed which was good.
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That was a little choreographed Butterflies.I thought it was Michael Jackson. I
was like, Michael Jackson Butterfly itwas. It was butterfly kisses. No
did two dips. Didn't drop her, So that worked out because we were
worried I dropped her when I practiced. If you need a ballroom dancer at
your event, call this guy righthere. You need a fake ballroom dancing.
You just need he like you know, you need someone for Bridgerton just
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to be in the background to attemptto do the dance. Dude, I
got you. Look up the extrathings like next thing to the bridge,
and you can be in it.You can do it. They're supposed to
be all right, we'll figure outthey're supposed to go to Latin America and
the next season, so I'm justsaying, you guys can be in there.
But yeah, that worked out well. I think our DJ was pretty
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good. I think the smart thinghe did was he played a lot of
old music up front for the olderpeople, and then all the newer music
was at towards the end. NoHand was great, mister bright Side was
great. I kind of saved youguys a little bit. I didn't want
to because you guys are basically yougot married. He wanted to play interest
Samman because he thought, you guysare from Virginia tech. No, no,
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no, don't play that. They'renot gonna go over. Here's the
thing. Because we had a listof like do not play. He did
play a song that was on thedo not playlist, so he took some
liberties with that list. One nothe list, don't go oh. I'm
gonna put some songs on here thatsound like no the list. But that's
okay. Most part he did great. I think this. We had little
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glow sticks. We have literally likefifty of them left Kevin, so if
Leo wants any of them, shecan have all know where they are.
She was playing with them last week. Don't worry, I have extra,
she can have all of them.I think the smartest thing we did was
the DJ made us do a congoline, and more hates congo lines,
so we were like, wait asecond, we didn't know, but he
was doing it. So then wecould get the glow sticks and hand them
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out one by one to everybody,and it worked out so then everyone had
glow sticks for the rest of thenight. That's smart. I didn't know.
I don't know. I thought hewas doing on line. I don't
know a reason I'm smart. Motherson dance went well. It was bon
Jovi and made my mom happy.That's what matters. And again the ballroom
dance skills I'm telling he has.If he wants to stop doing this producer
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thing, he can be on Dancewith the Stars. I'm telling you,
I'm gonna do it and then callme the next dere cuff. Mara did
slip it through my fingers. Aversion of the Abba song with her dad
made me cry because I have twogirls. I was like, yeah,
yeah, so you keep that songhandy and you were the grooms when we're
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on the left side. The rightside was where the bride's aids were,
just how the tables worked out.But her sister I could see them like
I had a firsthand thing to seethe dances where we were on our sweetheart
table. But her mom and twosisters were crying as they were watching more
in her dad dance. I waslike, oh yeah, I actually asked
our phone. Then I was like, so I'm probably gonna go through some
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about twenty years. He's like,you're screwed. Basically, I have two
different speeches screwed, Oh my gosh, because it was funny me me,
and one of that. I waskind of vibbing the whole weekend after because
he has three three daughters and TommyYeah. Yeah, so I was kind
of talking about, like what doesit like being a girl dad, because
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I'm still in a what am Iin store for here over the next because
the horrborone's coming into leave right now, like she starting to get attle ho
morm. I'm like, oh mygod, you're gonna get killed by my
mother. I'll go back away andgo high down here more to come back.
Yeah. All of a sudden,this room becomes Lee's bedroom, like
oh no exactly, no, no, it's my podcast. But then Kate
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Caunty went well, did not smashinghim Moore's face, because that is the
ultimate sin with her family. Wejust fed each other and it worked out
well. Cake was good, reallylike the cake. We didn't smash.
What we what we did and I'mdoing was we just took the icing kind
of each other's cheeks like that Tim, And then it happened. Oh bouquetos
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was funny because More threw it righton up in the ceiling. Then it
dropped straight to the floor and ShelbySauce caught it, which we've talked about
on the morning show. And yeah, our last song of the night was
wagon Wheel, which I thought itworked out really well because originally we were
gonna do a dirty bit the timeby Black Eyed Peas, but Maura made
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the correct decision. We did wagonWheel. It was a crowd pleaser,
and then we danced in the middleof like the big group circle or whatever
was going on there, had ablast. Kevin, thank you again for
being in charge of our ride homebecause that went smoothly. We had our
exit, had to do it twicefor photos, which was okay, whatever,
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okay, Well, love us more, oh no, and then we
got in the car, went home. We had an after party at the
Bar Louis. I was near therefor like an hour. That went went
to sleep. End of the nightoverall I think went really well. Then
there was the Kevin went home obviously, but there was a wedding uh uh
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part van back van or big bigvan whatever. It was back to the
hotel for everyone else. That workedout too, And then More and I
did our staycation at the Ritz Carltonin d C, which was great.
They hooked us up. They decoratedthe room with flowers and a bunch of
stuff. It was on my storyof photos if anyone wants to see them,
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and then they the funny thing wasthey made an actual scrap book of
the photos they took of us thenight we got there, and then they
had every employee put a date nightidea for us to do to put photos
there for that. So that'll bea while to fill that up. That's
okay and funny enough. Oddly enough, I did go to get to see
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Phantom Menace because More allowed me totake going to go see it at ten
pm at night at the Alamo DraftHouse in Crystal City. And she did
fall asleep. I say, youknow what, that's okay. I know
where you're gonna fall asleep. AndKevin, where do you think she falls
fell asleep during the movie? Letme thank you Phana Menace. Probably after
the pod rays when they was likecorrect when they're on Corussant correct, I
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was like, I knew exactly whereyou go fall asleep and that was okay.
And then obviously we didn't podcast,but we went on our honeymoon kind
of speeding through things. Puta kanawas great. We stayed at the Royal
Tan Bavaro. If you're looking fora spot, it was pretty good.
It wasn't an adults only, whichI don't think ruined anything. I think
it was cool. It was funnyjust to see kids like dancing to stuff,
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which was fun. But we hada swim out pool bar or swim
out pool, which is great.Got really tan. I was really really
tan at one point, but Ithink it's fading now that we haven't been
in the sun as much as awhile. Yes, Aaron glezam catching all
kinds of w's life right now.It was all inclusive. I think go
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for that. If you are playinglike a beachy vacation, like that is
the way to go. I don'twant to pay anything. Don't got paid
for tip obviously for the employees,but like I had a lot of Miami
vices, which is Peeni, cloudup, strawberry dack or ease and rum,
and it was like advice for thetable, advice for the table.
We on the beach. Uh.They had a Lazy River which we kind
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of owned and nominated. We luckilywe bought tubes beforehand, because that's the
thing that goes quick is the tubesin the morning. So we had our
own didn't have to worry about that. We did an excursion where we swam
with sharks and sting rays and wescuba Scooba to snorkeled, which was dope
too. And the funny thing waswhen we were leaving on the flight back
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we saw the it was like adock in the middle of the ocean,
like maybe like three hundred feet intothe from the beach. I was like,
Oh, that's where we used towear about the sharks right there.
That's so dope. I still haven'tI still haven't forgive the sting That's that's
that's a lifetime the jab Perry sayslife school is owning a lazy river in
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the chat U that more and Iactually talked about that, like yeah,
like whatever, we get that house, Like we have to figure out how
we can get a lazy river.I said, yeah, it's a lazy
river in the summer, but it'sa moat follow in the winter. I'm
trying to figure it out right nowmyself. I'm like, I got I
got the metal lane in my house. I'm like I can figure out over
Lazy River. If you are goingto Pundakana or anything in Dominican Republic,
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Spanish is your best friend obviously ifyou know Spanish, even if you like
you took it in high school,which in middle school like I did.
It helped a lot, just tolike you kind of know what they're talking
what people are talking about, ifthey're talking about you slash. If you
need help, you have that asa fail safe. It was really good.
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We both played blackjack for the firsttime in real life lost horribly.
More played roulette for the first time. She won really good at that,
but then she lost it at theblackjack. That's okay. And then we
did a couple spa which was fun. The weird thing is about a couples,
like if you do a couple's massage, they don't tell you is like
they don't let you like talk toeach other. They're like, yeah,
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you're just both in the same room. You're not like, oh, holding
hands the entire time or anything likethat. They're like, no, you're
both just getting a massage at thesame time. Like Moore, I have
a guy. It was like,hey, no, we had two ladies,
which is great. But uh wedid like a scrub, a body
scrub or something, and that wasweird because it was like they left they
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leave it on to like soak orwhatever. They're like, no, I'm
laying here, like can I canyou get it off of me place?
I don't like it. I likeall this dirt on me. Oh.
I guess that's a pro tip tooif you are doing that doing something like
that, we do a spa day, do that like the first day you
get there, because you don't wanta massage after your sun burn. So
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just approved. We saw a lotof people had that experience, so at
least about but the daily spy passspot past. We want to dream there
every day. I was like,I'm on top. I'm okay. Oh
yeah. Speaking of played a lotof Pokemon Go, Kevin, this is
the most I've played Bokemon Go becausethere was like fifteen poke stops at this
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resort, and it was a Pokemonthat you've never seen before in America.
Because I did. I caught apparentlyhair across Corsela and a couple of the
newer ones or like the exclusives forlike the Caribbean, so I caught those
that worked out, played a lotof that, and so literally, like
if we were waiting for they usuallyhave eight o'clock, there'd be like a
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show or something for you to watch. We would just wait, get it
seem like Pokemon go more, wellmore, let's get drinks. Okay,
I'll just stay here with Pokemon Go. That's just it. You have not
lived to even just relax on invacation to play Pokemon exactly. It's just
the best thing. I'm currently inthe middle of reading the first Dune book.
I did watch part two on theplane as it was meant to be
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seen on an iPad. Really good. I know it's on Max right now,
So if you're debating on it,part one is definitely the like the
lore and everything for you to know, and then part two is all the
action and the payoffs for it.So if you're thinking about watching it or
not. And then caught up tox M ninety seven minus the last three
episodes, real good. I puton. I started one of the newer
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episodes today. Before the podcast,I was like, oh, so much
better on a TV than an iPadright now. Yeah, we talked about
that the last couple of weeks onmy nephew He actually I told him to
watch it, and he watched allof them up to the finale because he's
like, I watched what is amazing? This is great, So I'm happy
to show went overwhel because I wetalking about I was a little like,
no, hello, no, we'llsee what happened in the season two.
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I know what got teased and theykind of went over that a lot in
the original series, which I didfinish, and I'm tired of Apocalypse.
So just that's the interesting thing isthe other other cliffhanger spoiler alert, because
that lady is actually weirdly Cyclops andJean's daughter. There's a lot, a
lot of a lot of trauma withthose two. I don't know if they
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should be together. Honestly, wegot together and a lot of trump happened,
but then what else? What else? We watched a lot of movies
in Spanish, which was fun becausethey would have English. They would have
they wouldn't have It'd be like RoboCopTerminator. It's like all these old eighties
and nineties movies but in Spanish thatwouldn't have English subtitles, but have they
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talk in Spanish and be like differentSpanish written language. Subtitles and more like
what is like, Oh RoboCop issaying like surrender now or whatever you know,
because that we experienced to watch Englishsubbed because yet there's no there's no
English that's interesting. And then wedid fly first class. I bought that
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for More's birthday present, because thatalso happened. Well in the past three
weeks, I've been gone, Yeah, happy birthday, More, she's thirty.
Now we're gonna go see Mama Mialater this in August for part of
her birthday too, with her hermom, my mom, and her sister.
But first class was dope in NewYork. Here in DC Kennedy Center,
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but first class was dope. Wedid wear those matching green track suits,
so everyone thought we were cute andthat's okay. We got them looks
what we wanted. And I don'twant to ever go back to economy,
but I cannot avoid first class everagain. After this trip. I've only
flown first class once and I wasupgraded because it was actually Russell Mania thirty
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two in Dallas. For some forsome reason, I was supposed to fly
United, but the plane something happenedto the plane. They transferred my ticket
to American Airlines, American Airlines.I'm about ticket up the first class because
it was no runing coach one time. I don't care. I'm not mad
about it. One of Dallas.It wasn't like I was going somewhere cool
the plane and no, look whatburger. But it was very spacious.
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Yeah, but yeah, then wegot back the other day. It's been
nice to kind of debrief a littlebit. We got Teddy back, obviously
because of the podcast. He didthe intro a while ago, and uh
excited. You know, we gotThe Acolyte coming out later this week,
and then we got the Boys,and then we got the House of Dragons
season two in June. We're ready. We came back when there was a
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drought and now, hey, thecontent is a plethora right now. I
would say, I think I'll sendto you. I was going to come
to the uh poon Takana, You'reready come to Puncana with us. I
was gonna come to the after partyfor the for the wedding Ballies. I
didn't do it because I had tosing it next next morning church, So
good baby, you had to driveback home anyway. So I did hit
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the sheets by that place really hardbefore I left. Oh that sheets was
clutch right there, Doctor Pepper andHoney barbecuing for flowing. Get the car
in the are with the fork drivingfork. All right, let's heat it.
We're good, totally give me.Actually when I put it in there
to shut it up a quick tomake sure it was nice of saucy exact,
and actually I misspoke. The Actoldeis next week as of this podcast
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recording, it's like June sixth orsomething, but hey, June's this week,
so it's practically here already, youknow. Yeah, June versus on
Saturday, which is crazy wow,six months in Pride week next week,
and then the rest of June,which Jesus June's is here here baby,
get ready. It's a fun timeand I'm excited. I'm off work again
like in three weeks because for Juneteenhs like this is this is this is
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what year is already fine, Andthen then July we got Comic Con,
by I mean Deadpool comes out duringComic Con. We're good to go.
You also have a bunch of forwardscoming up next month to because there's no
more are Summer games fast is whatit's now called. Yeah, so we'll
get more information probably on the streetShadow Star Wars, all those egging I'm
talking about earlier. So we've gota lot of information coming out very very
(46:59):
soon called did he black ops sixye six one the new Nintendo switch device.
So they're all, maybe they'll showus, maybe they won't. Who
knows. They they'll switch to callit Nintendo switch to switch to sweach to
But uh, pretty much does itfor the new's podcast. Like we said,
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we didn't have like news news besidesyour Boy, And if we don't
have any more news news later thisweek, maybe we'll get more to come
in and give her perspective on everything. The other side of the wedding,
the other side from what did everythingI say? Was it true or was
it not? We'll find out alsoreal quick. The potatoes you have to
wedding on were amazing. Yes,those potatoes were clutch. That was the
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main thing I ate. It wasthe potatoes. I mean I had a
little bit of the be I don'twant eat too much beef because I don't
beat the last one. It reactsto me. So I was like,
I don't know, but these potatoes, potato. This table just wants potatoes.
That's it. Around a potato,around the potatoes with the table.
But obviously keep a lot to oursocial media and mine and Andrew Hoodie at
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inf and unscore pots for more weddingphotos and all the good stuff. Because
we got our wedding video back.We got a lot of the preview photos
with more to come probably at theend of the next month. H that
you know, we're in that weddingpost wedding phase where you post. Some
would say too much about your wedding, but hey, it's the only time
you can post about your wedding outsideyour anniversary. See Monday's your one month
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in the anniversary. Next Monday,Wow, No, sorry, Tuesday,
next Tuesday. Wow, we've beenalready married for a month. Well it's
been a great month so far.So let's say that one month and forever
to go. One month, foreverto go and also forever at inf and
Underscore pods on Instagram and Twitter.But we did it. Keep a lock
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