September 12, 2025 • 27 mins
Leigh and Matt discuss everything from Matt’s controversial wedding elopement to the health benefits of eating hamster testicles, and how you can save for a house deposit by leasing out your landlords household appliances! And much more along the way.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Rule.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
There's a Man you had to Meet, the King of
the Urban Jungle, the issues of Nats Hamster Man.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
From the.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh Good to be back? What a show? There's it's
you singing? There is it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The old hamsome Man theme. Yeah, I thought, you know,
i'd findy These things just pop up on your feed.
Sometimes you go, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Let the Kimmis hear it. You know, I never quite
made it in the chances as high.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
As I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But what number did it get to?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, didn't have to get onto the chance, all right,
So that's kind of what I'm saying. But just just
I think there's a time to places for all sorts
of music, and I think if it was released now,
it might be a totally different and a totally different
ball game.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Result.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you're gonna be You're gonna be hitting an entirely
new audience, aren't you, because of a younger audience. Younger audience.
Because this is of course the Page to Talk podcast
with Lee Hart and Matt Ward. Thank you for joining us,
and you know it's good to refresh, bring bring that
that sort of content from from a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Maybe, Well, yeah, it is it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
As I say, it was kind of ahead of its
time anyway, So the young people today are probably more hip,
more into it than the people I was playing it
too back then.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm just not saying nothing about myself there. I'm just
saying I was.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Kind of hit of my time. And you'll notice as well.
This is a pure audio version. We're not doing the
video version today because we're in the studio in the city.
We've left the Ecolodge. I don't want to go to details,
but Ali Williams, let's just say.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Had a bit of an issue with the septic tank.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, we did try to get to the Eco Lodge,
but it seems to be a lot of sort of
do not into tape across the across the driveway. I
couldn't even really get down.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
To crime scene tape I think they call it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, so there were some crimes committed in the Eco Lodge,
were there?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, But it's getting wrecked, fined, getting directed fined. Look,
as you know, Matt, we're paid to talk, you're not
paid to listen viewers or listeners, but we certainly hope
you do.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Man, I'm gonna chuck some Mainsbelt Check.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Gay Mate You, Dan Carter and Sam Neil, Richie McCaw
Ardie Severe, Tim Finn, The Tom Twins, Takeaway t T.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
These are just some of.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The names that aren't coming on the show today or
have confirmed that in any way at all. Ever, i'ming
in in the future just an example of the kind
of guests we could get on Barger.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I was hoping at least what like just one of
those would be quite quite well.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Many something we've asked and they've refused. Others we haven't
even bothered asking yet. But that doesn't say we're not
not getting a great show.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, I mean that's proactive of you, because I would
look at that lesson and I wouln't even bother asking.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, well, there you go. But you know, some of
them have been asked.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm just saying it's it's nice to clear up at
the start of the show who's not going to be
on it. That's just the smalls selection of the people
who aren't going to be on it today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, we might not have any guests on the show today,
but I tell you what, we're getting a lot of
mail that way.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I would certainly are. But before we hit the mail,
I'm going to pull something up with you. I touched
on it last week, and it's you got married a
couple of weeks back.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I did not just marriage, you eloped.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And for the listeners out there, that that means you
can't did it on the slide, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, I mean a lope kind of sounds a little
bit extreme, like we're sort of in a James Bond
film or Jason Bourne or something. It was more that
we couldn't really be asked getting married back in New Zealand.
So we booked on a trip to Fiji's you know,
and well, I'm pretty useless and my partner our wife.
But we had saying that since should we just see
(03:30):
if we can get married over in Fiji? I said, yeah,
why did you.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Said that on the plane or when you got there
or just got there?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, a little bit before we got there, but we
had booked the flight. So it was a bit of
a not that I was forced into it, but I
wasn't saying I'm not saying that it was my idea,
but we were engaged, and the more I thought about it,
it's a lot cheaper to do over there.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Was that a big consideration? You think the price?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I mean because if you said to a lot of people,
you know, sometimes parents help, you know, young people out
there say, lookable, put twenty grand towards a wedding or something,
or you might have been saving for years. I mean,
you're better off send it's been at twenty grand on
your married life or wasting on the wedding exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And I lock at a lot of my friends who've
gotten married, and they are still miserable, but just in
a lot more debt.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
After spending twenty thirty, forty grand, sometimes fifty on a wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, it's not a great way to start your marriage
off in huge debt or worse.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Debt than when you the day before you were married.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, exactly. And if you think about it, because no
one when you go to a wedding you're like, oh god,
I've got to go to the ceremony. Everyone sitting there
sort of looking at their watch, going when can we
go over to the reception, get on the purse, start
drinking for free. So we did the cermony parts like
no one likes this part anyway, I mean, I did
you have mine now?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You've got photos and stuff, right, Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You've got you did a photographer. And then if you
think about the reception, I mean, you had a wedding
with a reception. How many of those people who were
there you don't even see anymore? But gee, yeah quite
a lot. Yeah they're drink including my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But you know, the if I sort of look about
to your point, you know, you spend quite a lot
of money on the wedding. I won't say how much
we spend to it was a good wedding, a good turnout.
It's well documented. Now, I mean, I keep going on
about it. We're no longer together.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay. I don't get that money back.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
There's no refund policy refund.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The priest doesn't give me his any of that money back.
The venue doesn't give me that money back just because
my amarriage didn't work out. What's all that about.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I suppose you could melt down the rings and sell
the goal, but it's probably getting a little bit extreme there.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, if you can get them back, you could.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
God's pretty valuable at the moment.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It is it is, But there would have been rings
involved me and every other sense of the word. It
was a traditional wedding in that sense.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Absolutely, we've got rings, we've got a photographer. We had
a wedding planner and it was a bit of a
co plan, not a huge amount, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
We're cheaper a wedding planner that's not having to do
much per hour.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's amazing how Fijian people can actually get away with
not doing much because they can just go ah Fiji time. Yeah, yeah, true, yeah,
fair enough.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So what's the plan now? So it's all good?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
How did the can ask how did certain members of
the immediate family I'm talking in laws and perhaps your
parents feel.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
About the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They were fine that they actually suggested it. I think
they were sick because on the Youngster five boys, so
they're actually secret weddings, I think, and it completely sort
of leapfrogged having to potentially ask them for money for
a wedding. So my mum had actually suggested it as well,
saying why don't you go get married overseas?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, and without sort of trying to sort of we'd
try to generalize it is normally the bride that wants
the white wedding dress and the church and the whole
sort of thing. Not not everyone I accept that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Which which doesn't really make sense the white wedding dress
because our two illegitimate children were was there as well.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, they were like best men, best man and yeah best.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sort of seeing girl sitting there playing in the sand
and just getting these clothes that we bought for them
brand new, just all missy and stuff. And I suppose
it makes them not bastard children now or they still are, well, just.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Less So I think you're less bustard in many ways.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So I mean, that's got a look, I've come gats
to you, but you're probably gonna have a bit of
a shinding later on.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Perhaps, Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it is a bit
of a cope because you go, if you get married
at a resort again, you're getting sort of heavy reception
with the whole bunch of people that you don't know
you're not going to see again, which is kind of
like most receptions anyway. But people at a resort, they've
already got at their own tear oken.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So yeah, and you're going to do that later? What date?
You doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Towards the end of the month of all and I'm
invited to that you were, but then you see you
going to some girls eighteenth birthday intead, which I thought was,
oh right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm eloping. I'm eloping.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
While you're while you're having your party, which is there,
and that's ironic.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're you're eloping away from my elopement.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah party, Yeah, so you can. I just don't. I
just don't. I just don't believe in it. Well you did.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's like it's like a Catholic chowing up to a
Protestant wedding. You know, there's no no congrats, mat That
was great stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Ironically, this, the strip to Fiji, was a lot more
wholesome than my last strip to Fige, which actually ironically
was with you as well.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, well, let's just call out the stag.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Do it. It was a heak of a stag that's.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Staged a couple of years ago, for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Now, look, we've got a lot of mail coming and
about the sh oh of course that we've been on
air for I don't know a few weeks now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But people are loving it, I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They certainly are a got the mail bag open. Here
here's one from Ryan, Oh yep, says get our guys Ryan.
Here from Christ's Church love the show, it's simply not
long enough. Need some advice. I recently got caught having
a sexual liaison with someone who wasn't my wife on
the photocopier at work office party. This has caused a
(08:33):
lot of damage, as you imagine. Any advice as to
how to rectify this.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, Look, it's a curious one, that isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Look Without really knowing the making model of photocopy, I
don't know how much advice I can give on that. Obviously,
photocopy is quite large things and expensive as well.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Speaki.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
If it's a large office, you're probably better getting advice
from your photocopy repair Man's from Ubix, PEPs.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He might be from Canon recose it. I think they
call them.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
A lot of them do a twenty four hour service
and they can they can come around, whether it's a
toner issue, paper jams, or in this case looks. So
you've done some serious damage to the photocopy itself, but
all the best with that. It's not gonna be popular
in the office with that kind of behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, So it's the damage of the photocopy that's the
real issue.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So what's he asking?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, I thought it might have just been the sort
of oh his wife and on that in fidelity and all.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Your stuff than that, And I've got no advice there
best probably not to have done it at all, or
certainly moved the photocopy around the corner somewhere where it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Was probably less obvious.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, you know, but again kind of not really our
fields and don't really but look, good luck with that, Ryan,
if you've still got your job, that is what else
have we got here?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, hopefully that's helpful for you. Ryan Ross has gotten them.
Get our guys Ross here from Graymouth, long time lessen
to first time caller or text or emailer or whatever
it is. I'm trying the bulk bulk up thoughts on
creating It seems to be all the rage.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well what do you think, Matt? I mean, you go
to the gym quite often. You're you're probably into your
proteins and your caret Is it creating?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I more do that just to get away from sort
of having to look after the kids in the morning.
I actually sort of sit in the car park of
the gym.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
My case is a post marriage thing.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's no, it was pre marriage as well. But you know,
kids are painting the ass and the what you kind
of just want to do you I think you really
get out of.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There before they bulk up and take creating.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well, I sort of eat a protein bar and this will.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Come in a shake kind of formul it and it's
like protein for workouts.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I believe. So, yeah, you get a little little tea
spoon in there. I guess you get it from you.
You get it from your chemist.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Here, you probably get it from your chemist.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I mean the thing that I and a good replacement
for that because it is a high protein, high testoster
own based thing is back in the old days. You
can still get it as the old hamster testicles, you know,
and that's a high in protein and probably create crea
team and testosterone.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
All right, So you can get that in sort of
like a like a powder or a pel form or something.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Can you No, you get it from your pet store.
Probably the the the guinea pigs are fine, they come
as they are. You've got to I suppose extract the
test calls yourself. I suppose I suppose our pilform in
that sense. But it does just a good job. And
there's been independent health reviews done on this overseas. I've
(11:37):
read a lot of stuff on this and just as
good as the stuff that Ross has been talking about.
So look, my advice to Ross is keep your options open.
Sure you can get that stuff as expensive, but look
into the Hampstare test caools, your guinea pig testols, that
kind of thing as another sports supplement.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So just sort of with a glass of water, sort
of like a couple of penad o yep, with a.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Glass water, or you can grind the ground, ground.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Them up into a powder form, snort the must for
an instant kind of boost, a pre workout, the water
probably post workout more sort of putting that that that
stuff back in your.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Body, because I imagine that they're still quite if you've
just removed them, they're still quite a lot of Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Then that's when you want them. That's when you want
to unless.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're crashing them up. You want to put them on as.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I mean, it's horses for courses. So look, I'll just
research it. Just don't take my advice for it. I
certainly don't want you to, you know, I don't want
big run on pet stores at the moment kind of
thing you know out there, So just just just do
your own research, but and just be measured with it,
(12:49):
you know, just don't take anything too extreme.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Anything else there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Can you overdose on on hempsteatisticals.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think you can overdose on anything if you have
enough of it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm speaking of which on the food and diet front,
you know, every every every now and then, they tell
you what foods are good for you, what's in, what's out,
what's in, what's out? You know, avocados are good for
your avocados are bad for you. Too fat tomatoes cure cancer.
Now too many tomatoes are not good for you. Apparently
bacon is back in.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's good, it's a good way. You know all about
that when you.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So, the more bacon you have, apparently you can't have
too much.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You can't have too much because I would have thought,
because you just mentioned with the hand statisticals it's all
about sort of just measured sort of portions.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Well, I think with bacon that the benefits only really
cacking when you head a certain you know, threshold. So
obviously you're going to be wanting to have it daily
and regularly in a good and good sort of dose.
If you don't, you're just kind of kidding yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Really so, just just as much bacon as humanly possible.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, you know, again within within reason, but certainly you'd
want it once or twice a day.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Put us away. You know, they talked a lot of
times about your your.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Five plus was it five plus a day? Yeah, yeah,
Well we'll just take that approach to bacon. So you
might start with bacon, eggs, bacon sandwich for lunch, for example.
Maybe a bit of a past in the evening with
a bit of baking, but through it snack in the afternoon,
just a slice of bacon.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Perhaps any brand in particular.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Look, you couldn't probably go past your hellas it would
be a good a good brand, but gives you good
options there with your your streaky option, your your lower
fan option, just depending on your particular body type.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Thought, yeah, I thought they might have been the case.
It kind of seems like it's just turning into a
bit of a Heller's primo.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Really well, it can seem that way, I'll give you that.
But I'm just reading the data here.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Any other mail there.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And just having a quick look here, who's this guy? Oh,
here we go. This one's about Koalabi is Hi fellas
love the show I don't know how much they pay you,
but it's clearly not enough. Woll I couldn't agree more.
I've recently contracted chlamydia. While on how in Australia can
(15:08):
normal antibiotic normal antibiotics treat that condition? Is that the
best approach? Wanting to keep this on the down low,
hence contacting you guys as opposed to my normal health
professional that comes from Dave Chambers and Waipoo Cove beautiful.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So by that it can't be too many Dave James
Webber COVID. It's the time about that, Dave.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
But look, I'm glad you mentioned it. Look, chlamydia, as
a rule, it can be treated with antibiotics, and quite
simply you may just can be as simple one off dose,
or it could be a seven to fourteen day cycle
I suppose, depending on the strain and how badly you've
(15:49):
got it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He mentioned you got this from a koality.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well now I'm just thinking about that. He didn't mention
it in the body of the email, but the subject
line was Koala Bear's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, my next question would be, well, look, let's answer
his first question, which was I don't know how much
they pay you go, pat us cleaning a lot enough.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, i'd agree with that.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, I think season two is going to have to
be paid more to talk.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, yeah, and we're working on that. We're working on that.
But let's get back to his chlamydia question. Look, he's
obviously contracted. He was on a holiday. Was he over
there visiting a reserve for a few weeks back? And
I'm pretty sure you can't get chlamydia from a koala
(16:32):
just by interacting. And you know, because I riddled with it,
we know that, you know, by a scratchat I think
it would have to be sexually transmitted. So perhaps he's confused,
perhaps he got it in a different way.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, you certainly hope.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So yeah, I mean, if you got it from the Koala.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
And I don't really want to respond to Zemo at all,
you know, I don't think that's not our job. You know,
we're an open minded podcast here, but I certainly don't
want to be encouraging people who are, you know, having
you know, liaisons with.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Koala bears exactly. Just because there's no Koala bears and
Wipe through Cove doesn't mean you you're an opportunitist when
you go to Australia on a seven to fourteen.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Days, right. I think it's a common sense in this case.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But if he's got chlamydian first, I'd ask the question,
how does he know that?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Get checked up? I would encourage him to go to
his public health professional.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Is it? We're not trained health professionals. We've got a
good general sense of health. I'll give him that, but
probably best to get checked out. Probably he may have
some other diseases as well, special if the koala is involved.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, i'd say, so that's Jesus. Is this the sort
of level of email that we're going to be getting,
is it?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I was kind of hoping for more more sort of
business stuff, that kind of thing, you know, more more general.
Tell you, if again you scroll through and find anything
that's a little.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Bit more well funny, funny, you should actually mention that
this one is about business advice. Susan Ludlow from Ashburton
asks how do I break into the housing market? Here
we go, I'm renting, but don't have enough for a
deposit for my own home. I rented a few years
back as a way to supplement my income.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh yeah, okay, I see what's happened here. So what
a very very timely question. As you know, it's very
tough getting to the housing market, especially for a young
young person, young couple. I think you need to think
out of the square a little bit here and make sacrifices.
I'm certain I'm not trying to say that on these
young people.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, I've got to work harder or you know,
take more risks.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But I remember, you know, about twenty years ago when
I when I first trying to get into the into
an apartment. I rented the apartment initially, Okay, I can't
remember what I was renting for, but I made sure
that the apartment was a it was you know, it's
a couple of bedrooms, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It was good for me. But it had good you know,
had good whitewear, and had a good.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Dishwasher, appliances, appliances, that's word I'm after. And then I
leased those appliances out into other people. So I took
the dishwasher out, just left the door on it, you know,
you know, like so it looked like the dishwasher was
still there, and at least that dishwasher to someone else's
apartment and they paid me weekly for it. I'll just
do the dishes and the sink. That's the sacrifice I
(19:19):
was making. The laundry, the closed dryer and the washing machine.
I could really do that because you know that if
they do it, a house inspeech and that ascrat was
so I'd allow people to come there. But like a
Chinese laundry, I don't know if that's that term you
can use nowadays.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, I think just a laundry, and I don't know
if there's any difference with a Chinese laundry or any
other type of lawn.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Command probably not. It just tended to be mainly Chinese
people that came in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's why.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
So look, so I would I would people would come
in and I had like a coin operated slot on
the washing machine and the dryer, so I'd be there
watching TV or doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
They not just give you the coin or no.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I I wanted the system to be, you know, sort
of legit, and they would just use that. And at
the end of the year, I managed to say about
thirty three thousand dollars. Wow, you know, but you'd probably
say that's not going to get your deposit on a house?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is that sort of twenty thousand of that is two
dollar coins that went through your washing machine.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
A lot of coins. I think the people in the dishwasher,
they were like on a sort of a weekly, sort
of a lay by kind of thing. But thirty three
grand's not going to get much of a deposit. But
to tell you, you tall that to casino, put it red
and black, you double it, you make that sixty six
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You're getting there.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, and that's what I did and managed to buy
the apartment I was renting off the landlord, and he
of course didn't know that I was managing to do
that by renting out all his appliances in the first place,
so even the toaster.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So this is the kind of thinking. I'm kind of
hoping that this generation can maybe start to get the
head around.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Thinking outside the box.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, of course I could have lost that money at
the casino, but end of the day, there was no
worse off.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Was I surprising that you made money off leasing out
a dishwasher that didn't never door on it?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, no, I mean that they would have that. They
would they had the original door.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I just went to Fresher and Pikel and got like
a replacement door and just put their bit like a facade.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, it looked really stupid. If they open that up,
they have a look inside.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
And it'll just be a big endi space like a
squirrel family in there.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I was storing some of
them boxes of wine and then I think in that stage.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
But look, there's the sort of thing. But I mean
there's obviously other ways of doing it. You know, there's
other ways they're doing it. But that's called playing the
property appliance market.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Jesus. There you go. Hopefully that helps Susan Ludlow from
Ashburton and i'd imagine the everage house price not to
not too bad in nesh Button hopefully for so well,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And you know, if you're buying off the plans or something,
and that might not be too far off a deposit.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Tell you what, beautiful, Hey might just stop you there
just for a moment. It's going to take a break
and we'll be back very surely. Great, welcome back to
pay to talk with Lee. Welcome back to you Lee,
Lee Heart Matt Wood, and tell you what we've been
We've been tackling a lot of fan mail questions. Queries.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I think it's good throwing it out there to
the people. So remember Kimi's if you want to sort
of ask us a question, did point on a future show?
Jump on the Instagram page there or is that the
best way? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I think yeah, I think you can jump on Instagram
page to talk. You can find us this in US
a message and us a message Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Kind of business advice? Do you want relationship advice? Health?
We've covered three big topics there. That's amazing, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Tell you what you can also jump on wherever you're
listening to this podcast, So you can jump on Apple podcasts.
I know you can your iHeart Radio, your iHeart Radio,
your Spotify, wherever you your podcasts, and then leave a
little rating there. Pod City, Pod City pods are US
YEP pods, pods, pods, leave it rating, leave it rating
(23:01):
in pods. We trust and look, we'll.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Do our research and if we if we get your
your requests, your emails, your questions, your text whatever early enough, well,
the more research we can do, the better we can
serve you as as listeners. I mean, there's we don't
have much time. But Terry here is asking the benefits
of urine drinking. Well, look you can laugh, but back
(23:25):
in back in the day, it was quite a common thing.
You know, Indians, I think the American Indians when the colonialists,
I suppose what do you call them, the colonizers went
through that, they used to bathe in it. And there's
great skin benefits for your skin there, obviously, as you
well know, if you get stung by jellyfish, you're supposed
(23:47):
to urinate on it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, exactly. And I mean when you think about it,
when you're rigorously exercise and you need electrolytes, you know,
if you're drinking lots of water, you're urinating a lot
after exercise and you're getting those electrolytes. So potentially resort
of recycling that yearine and getting those I.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Think the common thought now, mat is that the latest
research is that literally, you know, drinking urine per se
as a say, a sports drink or something is probably
not the best way of doing it. I mean, there's
probably other other brands, there's probably other things out there
that you can.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do barocas you hide your lights power.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But having said that, they're probably not much better. You know,
I'm just not to disrespect you know, those brands. You know,
they can put a fancy top on them and a
colored bottle and a little some squeeze bottle, or maybe
they can even make some of them fizzy.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Uh well, some of the ways's fizzy anyway, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So you've run it through a.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But there are benefits proven just as a mouthwash, for example.
So you don't actually swallow it. You just you just
rinse with it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And then give it a goggle gargle and then.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Spit it out. Clear eyes.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You're late from meeting, you got red eyes, maybe at
a big night last night. You've got no clear eyes
in the car. Just get some wheeze into your.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Eyes somehow, Jesus, if you're in a real hurror, I
have you imagine how you're putting that wheeze into your eyes?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm struggling to think that as well.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean, unless you've already got a reservoir of sorts
set aside. You know, maybe you've got your little clear
eyes bottle and you you've filled that with with your
own perhaps.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, I'm even wondering how you get it in there, Jesus, Edmund,
But it would be worth it, I guess.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then we got onto that. No
one really asked the question, but just an example of
the some of stuff we we can discuss. If you
want us to, well, how do they get the normal
clear as tough into the bottle?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well? Not from a penis that?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I think good point must be some kind of funnel
you could get us first it starts big and goes
really small.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Or you could look, okay, look.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tell you what if you If you do, there is
a comment section where you get you podcasts as well,
so you can put your questions in there and that's
an easy way for us to exit that or and
your ratings and all the shows up until now. I
don't think this one will be but YouTube ed Moonflex
as well. Yeah, you can leave comments there on YouTube,
and you can catch up on all the episodes we've
had so far, as there's.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Been some good ones.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
God, there's been some good ones, so whateby do you
go back and check on some of those and bring
those ratings up, because you know, last time I checked,
we were like six hundred and thirty three in the
podcast ratings and I'd like to get it up higher
than that. Yeah, you know, it's only about six hundred
and fifty podcasts. Oh yeah in Australasia at the moment,
so it gives you an indication we were at but
(26:46):
we can only get better exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But if you'd like us to tackle any questions for
you next week, we'll be back at the Eco Lodge,
I believe, and we can tackle those for you then.
But yeah, get in touch, Leave us a rating, leave
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God's Right, Slow Down answer Man,
This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Rule.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
There's a Man you had to Meet, the King of
the Urban Jungle, the issues of Nats Hamster Man.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
From the.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh Good to be back? What a show? There's it's
you singing? There is it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The old hamsome Man theme. Yeah, I thought, you know,
i'd findy These things just pop up on your feed.
Sometimes you go, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Let the Kimmis hear it. You know, I never quite
made it in the chances as high.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
As I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But what number did it get to?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, didn't have to get onto the chance, all right,
So that's kind of what I'm saying. But just just
I think there's a time to places for all sorts
of music, and I think if it was released now,
it might be a totally different and a totally different
ball game.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Result.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you're gonna be You're gonna be hitting an entirely
new audience, aren't you, because of a younger audience. Younger audience.
Because this is of course the Page to Talk podcast
with Lee Hart and Matt Ward. Thank you for joining us,
and you know it's good to refresh, bring bring that
that sort of content from from a decade ago.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Maybe, Well, yeah, it is it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
As I say, it was kind of ahead of its
time anyway, So the young people today are probably more hip,
more into it than the people I was playing it
too back then.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm just not saying nothing about myself there. I'm just
saying I was.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Kind of hit of my time. And you'll notice as well.
This is a pure audio version. We're not doing the
video version today because we're in the studio in the city.
We've left the Ecolodge. I don't want to go to details,
but Ali Williams, let's just say.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Had a bit of an issue with the septic tank.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, we did try to get to the Eco Lodge,
but it seems to be a lot of sort of
do not into tape across the across the driveway. I
couldn't even really get down.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
To crime scene tape I think they call it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, so there were some crimes committed in the Eco Lodge,
were there?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, But it's getting wrecked, fined, getting directed fined. Look,
as you know, Matt, we're paid to talk, you're not
paid to listen viewers or listeners, but we certainly hope
you do.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Man, I'm gonna chuck some Mainsbelt Check.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Gay Mate You, Dan Carter and Sam Neil, Richie McCaw
Ardie Severe, Tim Finn, The Tom Twins, Takeaway t T.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
These are just some of.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The names that aren't coming on the show today or
have confirmed that in any way at all. Ever, i'ming
in in the future just an example of the kind
of guests we could get on Barger.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I was hoping at least what like just one of
those would be quite quite well.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Many something we've asked and they've refused. Others we haven't
even bothered asking yet. But that doesn't say we're not
not getting a great show.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, I mean that's proactive of you, because I would
look at that lesson and I wouln't even bother asking.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, well, there you go. But you know, some of
them have been asked.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm just saying it's it's nice to clear up at
the start of the show who's not going to be
on it. That's just the smalls selection of the people
who aren't going to be on it today.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, we might not have any guests on the show today,
but I tell you what, we're getting a lot of
mail that way.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I would certainly are. But before we hit the mail,
I'm going to pull something up with you. I touched
on it last week, and it's you got married a
couple of weeks back.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I did not just marriage, you eloped.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And for the listeners out there, that that means you
can't did it on the slide, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, I mean a lope kind of sounds a little
bit extreme, like we're sort of in a James Bond
film or Jason Bourne or something. It was more that
we couldn't really be asked getting married back in New Zealand.
So we booked on a trip to Fiji's you know,
and well, I'm pretty useless and my partner our wife.
But we had saying that since should we just see
(03:30):
if we can get married over in Fiji? I said, yeah,
why did you.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Said that on the plane or when you got there
or just got there?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, a little bit before we got there, but we
had booked the flight. So it was a bit of
a not that I was forced into it, but I
wasn't saying I'm not saying that it was my idea,
but we were engaged, and the more I thought about it,
it's a lot cheaper to do over there.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Was that a big consideration? You think the price?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I mean because if you said to a lot of people,
you know, sometimes parents help, you know, young people out
there say, lookable, put twenty grand towards a wedding or something,
or you might have been saving for years. I mean,
you're better off send it's been at twenty grand on
your married life or wasting on the wedding exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And I lock at a lot of my friends who've
gotten married, and they are still miserable, but just in
a lot more debt.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
After spending twenty thirty, forty grand, sometimes fifty on a wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, it's not a great way to start your marriage
off in huge debt or worse.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Debt than when you the day before you were married.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, exactly. And if you think about it, because no
one when you go to a wedding you're like, oh god,
I've got to go to the ceremony. Everyone sitting there
sort of looking at their watch, going when can we
go over to the reception, get on the purse, start
drinking for free. So we did the cermony parts like
no one likes this part anyway, I mean, I did
you have mine now?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You've got photos and stuff, right, Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You've got you did a photographer. And then if you
think about the reception, I mean, you had a wedding
with a reception. How many of those people who were
there you don't even see anymore? But gee, yeah quite
a lot. Yeah they're drink including my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But you know, the if I sort of look about
to your point, you know, you spend quite a lot
of money on the wedding. I won't say how much
we spend to it was a good wedding, a good turnout.
It's well documented. Now, I mean, I keep going on
about it. We're no longer together.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay. I don't get that money back.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
There's no refund policy refund.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The priest doesn't give me his any of that money back.
The venue doesn't give me that money back just because
my amarriage didn't work out. What's all that about.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I suppose you could melt down the rings and sell
the goal, but it's probably getting a little bit extreme there.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, if you can get them back, you could.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
God's pretty valuable at the moment.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It is it is, But there would have been rings
involved me and every other sense of the word. It
was a traditional wedding in that sense.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Absolutely, we've got rings, we've got a photographer. We had
a wedding planner and it was a bit of a
co plan, not a huge amount, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
We're cheaper a wedding planner that's not having to do
much per hour.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's amazing how Fijian people can actually get away with
not doing much because they can just go ah Fiji time. Yeah, yeah, true, yeah,
fair enough.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So what's the plan now? So it's all good?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
How did the can ask how did certain members of
the immediate family I'm talking in laws and perhaps your
parents feel.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
About the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
They were fine that they actually suggested it. I think
they were sick because on the Youngster five boys, so
they're actually secret weddings, I think, and it completely sort
of leapfrogged having to potentially ask them for money for
a wedding. So my mum had actually suggested it as well,
saying why don't you go get married overseas?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, and without sort of trying to sort of we'd
try to generalize it is normally the bride that wants
the white wedding dress and the church and the whole
sort of thing. Not not everyone I accept that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Which which doesn't really make sense the white wedding dress
because our two illegitimate children were was there as well.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, they were like best men, best man and yeah best.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sort of seeing girl sitting there playing in the sand
and just getting these clothes that we bought for them
brand new, just all missy and stuff. And I suppose
it makes them not bastard children now or they still are, well, just.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Less So I think you're less bustard in many ways.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So I mean, that's got a look, I've come gats
to you, but you're probably gonna have a bit of
a shinding later on.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Perhaps, Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it is a bit
of a cope because you go, if you get married
at a resort again, you're getting sort of heavy reception
with the whole bunch of people that you don't know
you're not going to see again, which is kind of
like most receptions anyway. But people at a resort, they've
already got at their own tear oken.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So yeah, and you're going to do that later? What date?
You doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Towards the end of the month of all and I'm
invited to that you were, but then you see you
going to some girls eighteenth birthday intead, which I thought was,
oh right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm eloping. I'm eloping.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
While you're while you're having your party, which is there,
and that's ironic.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're you're eloping away from my elopement.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah party, Yeah, so you can. I just don't. I
just don't. I just don't believe in it. Well you did.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's like it's like a Catholic chowing up to a
Protestant wedding. You know, there's no no congrats, mat That
was great stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Ironically, this, the strip to Fiji, was a lot more
wholesome than my last strip to Fige, which actually ironically
was with you as well.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, well, let's just call out the stag.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Do it. It was a heak of a stag that's.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Staged a couple of years ago, for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Now, look, we've got a lot of mail coming and
about the sh oh of course that we've been on
air for I don't know a few weeks now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But people are loving it, I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They certainly are a got the mail bag open. Here
here's one from Ryan, Oh yep, says get our guys Ryan.
Here from Christ's Church love the show, it's simply not
long enough. Need some advice. I recently got caught having
a sexual liaison with someone who wasn't my wife on
the photocopier at work office party. This has caused a
(08:33):
lot of damage, as you imagine. Any advice as to
how to rectify this.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, Look, it's a curious one, that isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Look Without really knowing the making model of photocopy, I
don't know how much advice I can give on that. Obviously,
photocopy is quite large things and expensive as well.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Speaki.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
If it's a large office, you're probably better getting advice
from your photocopy repair Man's from Ubix, PEPs.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He might be from Canon recose it. I think they
call them.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
A lot of them do a twenty four hour service
and they can they can come around, whether it's a
toner issue, paper jams, or in this case looks. So
you've done some serious damage to the photocopy itself, but
all the best with that. It's not gonna be popular
in the office with that kind of behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, So it's the damage of the photocopy that's the
real issue.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So what's he asking?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, I thought it might have just been the sort
of oh his wife and on that in fidelity and all.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Your stuff than that, And I've got no advice there
best probably not to have done it at all, or
certainly moved the photocopy around the corner somewhere where it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Was probably less obvious.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, you know, but again kind of not really our
fields and don't really but look, good luck with that, Ryan,
if you've still got your job, that is what else
have we got here?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, hopefully that's helpful for you. Ryan Ross has gotten them.
Get our guys Ross here from Graymouth, long time lessen
to first time caller or text or emailer or whatever
it is. I'm trying the bulk bulk up thoughts on
creating It seems to be all the rage.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Well what do you think, Matt? I mean, you go
to the gym quite often. You're you're probably into your
proteins and your caret Is it creating?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I more do that just to get away from sort
of having to look after the kids in the morning.
I actually sort of sit in the car park of
the gym.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
My case is a post marriage thing.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's no, it was pre marriage as well. But you know,
kids are painting the ass and the what you kind
of just want to do you I think you really
get out of.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There before they bulk up and take creating.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well, I sort of eat a protein bar and this will.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Come in a shake kind of formul it and it's
like protein for workouts.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I believe. So, yeah, you get a little little tea
spoon in there. I guess you get it from you.
You get it from your chemist.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Here, you probably get it from your chemist.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I mean the thing that I and a good replacement
for that because it is a high protein, high testoster
own based thing is back in the old days. You
can still get it as the old hamster testicles, you know,
and that's a high in protein and probably create crea
team and testosterone.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
All right, So you can get that in sort of
like a like a powder or a pel form or something.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Can you No, you get it from your pet store.
Probably the the the guinea pigs are fine, they come
as they are. You've got to I suppose extract the
test calls yourself. I suppose I suppose our pilform in
that sense. But it does just a good job. And
there's been independent health reviews done on this overseas. I've
(11:37):
read a lot of stuff on this and just as
good as the stuff that Ross has been talking about.
So look, my advice to Ross is keep your options open.
Sure you can get that stuff as expensive, but look
into the Hampstare test caools, your guinea pig testols, that
kind of thing as another sports supplement.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So just sort of with a glass of water, sort
of like a couple of penad o yep, with a.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Glass water, or you can grind the ground, ground.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Them up into a powder form, snort the must for
an instant kind of boost, a pre workout, the water
probably post workout more sort of putting that that that
stuff back in your.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Body, because I imagine that they're still quite if you've
just removed them, they're still quite a lot of Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Then that's when you want them. That's when you want
to unless.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're crashing them up. You want to put them on as.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I mean, it's horses for courses. So look, I'll just
research it. Just don't take my advice for it. I
certainly don't want you to, you know, I don't want
big run on pet stores at the moment kind of
thing you know out there, So just just just do
your own research, but and just be measured with it,
(12:49):
you know, just don't take anything too extreme.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Anything else there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Can you overdose on on hempsteatisticals.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think you can overdose on anything if you have
enough of it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm speaking of which on the food and diet front,
you know, every every every now and then, they tell
you what foods are good for you, what's in, what's out,
what's in, what's out? You know, avocados are good for
your avocados are bad for you. Too fat tomatoes cure cancer.
Now too many tomatoes are not good for you. Apparently
bacon is back in.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's good, it's a good way. You know all about
that when you.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So, the more bacon you have, apparently you can't have
too much.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You can't have too much because I would have thought,
because you just mentioned with the hand statisticals it's all
about sort of just measured sort of portions.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Well, I think with bacon that the benefits only really
cacking when you head a certain you know, threshold. So
obviously you're going to be wanting to have it daily
and regularly in a good and good sort of dose.
If you don't, you're just kind of kidding yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Really so, just just as much bacon as humanly possible.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, you know, again within within reason, but certainly you'd
want it once or twice a day.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Put us away. You know, they talked a lot of
times about your your.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Five plus was it five plus a day? Yeah, yeah,
Well we'll just take that approach to bacon. So you
might start with bacon, eggs, bacon sandwich for lunch, for example.
Maybe a bit of a past in the evening with
a bit of baking, but through it snack in the afternoon,
just a slice of bacon.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Perhaps any brand in particular.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Look, you couldn't probably go past your hellas it would
be a good a good brand, but gives you good
options there with your your streaky option, your your lower
fan option, just depending on your particular body type.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Thought, yeah, I thought they might have been the case.
It kind of seems like it's just turning into a
bit of a Heller's primo.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Really well, it can seem that way, I'll give you that.
But I'm just reading the data here.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Any other mail there.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And just having a quick look here, who's this guy? Oh,
here we go. This one's about Koalabi is Hi fellas
love the show I don't know how much they pay you,
but it's clearly not enough. Woll I couldn't agree more.
I've recently contracted chlamydia. While on how in Australia can
(15:08):
normal antibiotic normal antibiotics treat that condition? Is that the
best approach? Wanting to keep this on the down low,
hence contacting you guys as opposed to my normal health
professional that comes from Dave Chambers and Waipoo Cove beautiful.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So by that it can't be too many Dave James
Webber COVID. It's the time about that, Dave.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
But look, I'm glad you mentioned it. Look, chlamydia, as
a rule, it can be treated with antibiotics, and quite
simply you may just can be as simple one off dose,
or it could be a seven to fourteen day cycle
I suppose, depending on the strain and how badly you've
(15:49):
got it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
He mentioned you got this from a koality.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well now I'm just thinking about that. He didn't mention
it in the body of the email, but the subject
line was Koala Bear's okay.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, my next question would be, well, look, let's answer
his first question, which was I don't know how much
they pay you go, pat us cleaning a lot enough.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, i'd agree with that.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, I think season two is going to have to
be paid more to talk.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, yeah, and we're working on that. We're working on that.
But let's get back to his chlamydia question. Look, he's
obviously contracted. He was on a holiday. Was he over
there visiting a reserve for a few weeks back? And
I'm pretty sure you can't get chlamydia from a koala
(16:32):
just by interacting. And you know, because I riddled with it,
we know that, you know, by a scratchat I think
it would have to be sexually transmitted. So perhaps he's confused,
perhaps he got it in a different way.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, you certainly hope.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So yeah, I mean, if you got it from the Koala.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
And I don't really want to respond to Zemo at all,
you know, I don't think that's not our job. You know,
we're an open minded podcast here, but I certainly don't
want to be encouraging people who are, you know, having
you know, liaisons with.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Koala bears exactly. Just because there's no Koala bears and
Wipe through Cove doesn't mean you you're an opportunitist when
you go to Australia on a seven to fourteen.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Days, right. I think it's a common sense in this case.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But if he's got chlamydian first, I'd ask the question,
how does he know that?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Get checked up? I would encourage him to go to
his public health professional.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Is it? We're not trained health professionals. We've got a
good general sense of health. I'll give him that, but
probably best to get checked out. Probably he may have
some other diseases as well, special if the koala is involved.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, i'd say, so that's Jesus. Is this the sort
of level of email that we're going to be getting,
is it?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I was kind of hoping for more more sort of
business stuff, that kind of thing, you know, more more general.
Tell you, if again you scroll through and find anything
that's a little.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Bit more well funny, funny, you should actually mention that
this one is about business advice. Susan Ludlow from Ashburton
asks how do I break into the housing market? Here
we go, I'm renting, but don't have enough for a
deposit for my own home. I rented a few years
back as a way to supplement my income.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh yeah, okay, I see what's happened here. So what
a very very timely question. As you know, it's very
tough getting to the housing market, especially for a young
young person, young couple. I think you need to think
out of the square a little bit here and make sacrifices.
I'm certain I'm not trying to say that on these
young people.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, I've got to work harder or you know,
take more risks.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But I remember, you know, about twenty years ago when
I when I first trying to get into the into
an apartment. I rented the apartment initially, Okay, I can't
remember what I was renting for, but I made sure
that the apartment was a it was you know, it's
a couple of bedrooms, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It was good for me. But it had good you know,
had good whitewear, and had a good.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Dishwasher, appliances, appliances, that's word I'm after. And then I
leased those appliances out into other people. So I took
the dishwasher out, just left the door on it, you know,
you know, like so it looked like the dishwasher was
still there, and at least that dishwasher to someone else's
apartment and they paid me weekly for it. I'll just
do the dishes and the sink. That's the sacrifice I
(19:19):
was making. The laundry, the closed dryer and the washing machine.
I could really do that because you know that if
they do it, a house inspeech and that ascrat was
so I'd allow people to come there. But like a
Chinese laundry, I don't know if that's that term you
can use nowadays.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, I think just a laundry, and I don't know
if there's any difference with a Chinese laundry or any
other type of lawn.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Command probably not. It just tended to be mainly Chinese
people that came in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's why.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
So look, so I would I would people would come
in and I had like a coin operated slot on
the washing machine and the dryer, so I'd be there
watching TV or doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
They not just give you the coin or no.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I I wanted the system to be, you know, sort
of legit, and they would just use that. And at
the end of the year, I managed to say about
thirty three thousand dollars. Wow, you know, but you'd probably
say that's not going to get your deposit on a house?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is that sort of twenty thousand of that is two
dollar coins that went through your washing machine.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
A lot of coins. I think the people in the dishwasher,
they were like on a sort of a weekly, sort
of a lay by kind of thing. But thirty three
grand's not going to get much of a deposit. But
to tell you, you tall that to casino, put it red
and black, you double it, you make that sixty six
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You're getting there.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, and that's what I did and managed to buy
the apartment I was renting off the landlord, and he
of course didn't know that I was managing to do
that by renting out all his appliances in the first place,
so even the toaster.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So this is the kind of thinking. I'm kind of
hoping that this generation can maybe start to get the
head around.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Thinking outside the box.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, of course I could have lost that money at
the casino, but end of the day, there was no
worse off.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Was I surprising that you made money off leasing out
a dishwasher that didn't never door on it?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, no, I mean that they would have that. They
would they had the original door.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I just went to Fresher and Pikel and got like
a replacement door and just put their bit like a facade.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, it looked really stupid. If they open that up,
they have a look inside.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
And it'll just be a big endi space like a
squirrel family in there.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I was storing some of
them boxes of wine and then I think in that stage.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
But look, there's the sort of thing. But I mean
there's obviously other ways of doing it. You know, there's
other ways they're doing it. But that's called playing the
property appliance market.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Jesus. There you go. Hopefully that helps Susan Ludlow from
Ashburton and i'd imagine the everage house price not to
not too bad in nesh Button hopefully for so well,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And you know, if you're buying off the plans or something,
and that might not be too far off a deposit.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Tell you what, beautiful, Hey might just stop you there
just for a moment. It's going to take a break
and we'll be back very surely. Great, welcome back to
pay to talk with Lee. Welcome back to you Lee,
Lee Heart Matt Wood, and tell you what we've been
We've been tackling a lot of fan mail questions. Queries.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I think it's good throwing it out there to
the people. So remember Kimi's if you want to sort
of ask us a question, did point on a future show?
Jump on the Instagram page there or is that the
best way? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I think yeah, I think you can jump on Instagram
page to talk. You can find us this in US
a message and us a message Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Kind of business advice? Do you want relationship advice? Health?
We've covered three big topics there. That's amazing, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Tell you what you can also jump on wherever you're
listening to this podcast, So you can jump on Apple podcasts.
I know you can your iHeart Radio, your iHeart Radio,
your Spotify, wherever you your podcasts, and then leave a
little rating there. Pod City, Pod City pods are US
YEP pods, pods, pods, leave it rating, leave it rating
(23:01):
in pods. We trust and look, we'll.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Do our research and if we if we get your
your requests, your emails, your questions, your text whatever early enough, well,
the more research we can do, the better we can
serve you as as listeners. I mean, there's we don't
have much time. But Terry here is asking the benefits
of urine drinking. Well, look you can laugh, but back
(23:25):
in back in the day, it was quite a common thing.
You know, Indians, I think the American Indians when the colonialists,
I suppose what do you call them, the colonizers went
through that, they used to bathe in it. And there's
great skin benefits for your skin there, obviously, as you
well know, if you get stung by jellyfish, you're supposed
(23:47):
to urinate on it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, exactly. And I mean when you think about it,
when you're rigorously exercise and you need electrolytes, you know,
if you're drinking lots of water, you're urinating a lot
after exercise and you're getting those electrolytes. So potentially resort
of recycling that yearine and getting those I.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Think the common thought now, mat is that the latest
research is that literally, you know, drinking urine per se
as a say, a sports drink or something is probably
not the best way of doing it. I mean, there's
probably other other brands, there's probably other things out there
that you can.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do barocas you hide your lights power.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But having said that, they're probably not much better. You know,
I'm just not to disrespect you know, those brands. You know,
they can put a fancy top on them and a
colored bottle and a little some squeeze bottle, or maybe
they can even make some of them fizzy.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Uh well, some of the ways's fizzy anyway, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So you've run it through a.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But there are benefits proven just as a mouthwash, for example.
So you don't actually swallow it. You just you just
rinse with it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And then give it a goggle gargle and then.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Spit it out. Clear eyes.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You're late from meeting, you got red eyes, maybe at
a big night last night. You've got no clear eyes
in the car. Just get some wheeze into your.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Eyes somehow, Jesus, if you're in a real hurror, I
have you imagine how you're putting that wheeze into your eyes?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm struggling to think that as well.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean, unless you've already got a reservoir of sorts
set aside. You know, maybe you've got your little clear
eyes bottle and you you've filled that with with your
own perhaps.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, I'm even wondering how you get it in there, Jesus, Edmund,
But it would be worth it, I guess.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then we got onto that. No
one really asked the question, but just an example of
the some of stuff we we can discuss. If you
want us to, well, how do they get the normal
clear as tough into the bottle?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well? Not from a penis that?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I think good point must be some kind of funnel
you could get us first it starts big and goes
really small.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Or you could look, okay, look.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Tell you what if you If you do, there is
a comment section where you get you podcasts as well,
so you can put your questions in there and that's
an easy way for us to exit that or and
your ratings and all the shows up until now. I
don't think this one will be but YouTube ed Moonflex
as well. Yeah, you can leave comments there on YouTube,
and you can catch up on all the episodes we've
had so far, as there's.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Been some good ones.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
God, there's been some good ones, so whateby do you
go back and check on some of those and bring
those ratings up, because you know, last time I checked,
we were like six hundred and thirty three in the
podcast ratings and I'd like to get it up higher
than that. Yeah, you know, it's only about six hundred
and fifty podcasts. Oh yeah in Australasia at the moment,
so it gives you an indication we were at but
(26:46):
we can only get better exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But if you'd like us to tackle any questions for
you next week, we'll be back at the Eco Lodge,
I believe, and we can tackle those for you then.
But yeah, get in touch, Leave us a rating, leave
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