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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to part two of today's Murphy, Sam and Jody
Daily Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Jump in Anytime eight seven seven three one zero four
ms J.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hello Jim, love you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Well, thank you for that. We love you back. What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Thank you? I was calling about the Christmas tradition. Yes,
so every year and it's become an annual thing. On accident,
we do a national Lampoon vacation night movie. Oh yeah,
we made homemade chicken and dumplins. Everybody comes in their
PJ and it's just they call and say, are you
(00:40):
doing your party this year? Sure?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's a different sort of party because the whole dress
up over dress.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Party stand around. No, yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Only requirement you gotta come in PJ.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Love PJ party.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, we eat bowls of chicken and dumplins biscuits and
watch a funny movie.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh my gosh, is it always Christmas vacation or anything?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It started out to be anything, but we just love
that movie. I love so many movies, but yeah, that's
just become the one. It became a tradition. You gotta
watch the lampoons.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And yes, there was no time that's more steeped in
tradition than Christmas time for people.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
For all of us.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Fantastic. It sounds delicious. I want dumplings now to.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Go to Walmart, don't tell anybody know them on the radio,
get the Sweet Sue brand and put them in the
come home they're done.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
My mom taught me how to roll them out like
I make them homemade when I do, which is rare.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They're delicious homemade, but this is a cheap, easy way sweet. Well,
then everybody's like, oh, those are so good.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I worked on it all day, right, Well, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Jin, Yes you guys too, and thank you for all
you do. And I hope you guys having Mary Richma,
you too. Jin.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Now, that was always my grandmother's trick. And there were
certain things that she'd pull from a box and she
wouldn't tell anybody, no harm, no foul, And it was
the best thing she ever made, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And then until everybody knew about that, was it? The
jello cheesecake?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, she got she pulled off the jello, you know,
box cheesecake for a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think a lot of women did for a while.
And then it became oh, everybody knew the taste kind of.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like a little Debbie cake once you've had one, you.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Know, all right, coming up next, Three things to Know Today.
Here's three things to know today, brought.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
To you by Jewelry TV.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Number one, New Jersey State Police telling residents don't shoot
the drones.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's a public.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know, service message, and they have to they're having
to really do it. Also, people have been shining lasers
at these drones, which if you're not shining it at
a drone and you're doing it in an actual air
then you could be putting people in danger. So don't
shoot the drones. There was a whole congressional briefing yesterday,
a classified one, and then one of the committee chairs
told c SPAN their spy drones.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
They believe their spy drones, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Number two the TSA expects to screen forty million passengers
over the holidays, meaning starting this weekend. Actually the first
date for it to get bonkers at airports Thursday tomorrow,
and then another big return day January second. Giant travel
headaches expected. Just volume to me, if they know it's coming,
(03:34):
be ready, yeah, get all the extra employees together earlier.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Number three, the world's fattest cat has died, not the oldest,
but fattest. His name is Crumbs. She's a He was
a morbidly obese orange tabby. He weighed thirty eight pounds,
which is about the size of a toddler. He lived
in a Russian hospital where he was constantly fed cookies
by the nurses. They sent him to a too heavy
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camp once and he got stuck in a shoe rack.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
They say he died of heart disease. He was way
too heavy. Rest in peace, Crumbs, You're.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
In the know.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Three things to know today. Jody's gift today, White Elephant
gift ideas.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's a tough one. This is a question mark. Do
you want to show up with the thing that gets
stolen a ton? Or do you want to bring the Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I would bring the want, want Want.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's fun and you know what it really is. It's
a better white Elephant party giveaway whatever it's called drawings.
None of those actually game game. Thank you when you
have a balance of both. I know, because when you
have that really desirable thing that's going to get stolen
or potentially stolen twice.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But it's no fun for the person who opens the horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Gift, and I always forget because we don't do it
often enough. The person who draws number one is in
the choice seat there because.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Drivers they can go through the whole.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Thing and decide to keep or steal whatever want.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Man, if I got drew number one, I just have
a glass of champagne and sit back and watts.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I've never drawn that though.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Unless something get stolen twice though, that's the only time
I guess if you're in the first slot, I have that.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
You'd only ever have a rule person there that's like, no, no, no,
we do.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
My cousin Crystal, she's a rule person.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah. It always starts with the discussion of okay, how
many times going to be stolen twice? That's the standard.
Once not enough, three too many, so.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
We do one. That's a ten dollars limit in our family.
It's horrible.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's hard to buy for everything I want to buy
is fifteen and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's fun. There were still desirable things that you found,
and there still were the goofy things.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It work.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Okay, you got a great candle for a und to
ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Okay, a couple that what you're bringing if we do it,
if we ever do it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I thought one of the coolest ones that Jody butt
for the one that we did was the bobble headed snoop.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, see, that's fun.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Everybody wanted snoop.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Even if you get stuck with that, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh hey, nobody's stuck with snoop. They're happy to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I want to throw out actual ideas though.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
If you don't know what to get a really fun
or ugly Christmas sweater, just buy a large as a
good you know, a good size for something like that.
One time you told us Sam that you went to
a white elephant with a with one of your axes.
This is years ago, but I'll never forget it. And
somebody opened up a pie and you were like that thing.
Nobody wanted it. It's like, okay, thanks for the pie.
(06:21):
But later at the end of the night, underneath the
pie was tickets to a really big event, like a
big game, like a championship game, and every the crowd
went crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I remember you telling me that story. That was your
second marriage. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh in that case, okay, wasn't enough to save it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
But the other sorry, hey, and you didn't get the pie.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
My best piece of advice is go out to the
cool places, the really cool gift shops that you know
have interesting things, and just go look. You might now
be able to think about it in your brain. You
have to go out and look at things to get
those great ideas, something you would not buy for yourself,
but you would enjoy.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Coming up next, Sam has Music News.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah, Gaga has a brand new Christmas song and you'll
hear it next.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Sam's Got Music News, brought to you by All States.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Lady Gaga, I had a surprise for everybody. She dropped
a Christmas song on us this week. Her version of
Santa Claus is coming to Town.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You Gotta Enough.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's good enough pop.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yes, Town a rocky for Yaga.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Huh great.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
She can do anything she can.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
By the way, if you haven't caught her yet, She
and Dua Lipa and Chapel Roone are on the latest
edition of Carpool Karaoke What Not with James Corden. He
got a friend of his to do it, Zane Lowe
from Apple Music, and it's running on Apple TV right now.
The three of them aren't in the car together. It's
like he picks up Chapel Roane and then he picks
you know, but they all sing their songs and they
do Christmas stuff, so nice. Check it out. It's on
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Apple TV right now. Okay, a new study out about
the most popular Christmas songs streaming wise and how much
those songs have made since they started streaming. And I'm
just gonna give you the top two here Wham's Last Christmas.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Christ Think that stands up?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It does?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It has made six point seven million dollars in royalty.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
George, George, yes, really, if you only were here to
know it.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
And I'm sure you know what number one is, right, Mariah,
and it is seven point eight million.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Look shout out for her writing that she didn't know.
She might have thought that was going to be talked
away in some Christmas archive. Meanwhile she's riding that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It is every year for thirty two years.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yes, sir. And we have a new documentary coming to
Hulu about music. This one's going to be about heavy metals.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, I've got Hulu.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I just grabbed a random bad and I think this
is heavy metal and random well no, I head a metal. Yeah,
oh okay, I mean, do you consider Van Halen heavy
metal or just rock.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
That's Metallica.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh, I know this is Metallica.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay, the van Halen thing, van Halen's rock and roll
if they still had cred during the heavy metal.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
You know this is going to be a long one too,
an eight part series exploring the heavy metal history, and
it's going to be popping up on Hulu. Don't have
a date for it yet. It's already in production though
we do know that, so it's sometime in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You we look forward to it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Jody has your Hollywood Outsider Next.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Trending Now.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Jody's Hollywood Outsider, brought to you by Discover Car.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
One of the most bingeable shows of the last couple
of years for adults only, Really White Lotus gets its
season three trailer.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Welcome to the White Lotus in Thailand, Cutts, I'm on
an exchange programmer.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I'm trying to feel like something is going to come
out with this.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I love that first season, so beautiful, so many twists
that you never saw coming, so much tension, just so
well written. Same person Mike White producing and directing this
as season two. Season two was stressful too. I don't
guess you saw Jennifer Coolidge in this trick, Hey, no comment,
but I will say a lot of buzz about who
is in this trailer. Natasha Rothwell returning as Belinda, the
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spa manager from that first location of the hotel chain,
and she's very into healing and Eastern medicine, which makes
sense because she's it's set in Thailand. Okay, another big
ensemble cast, if you will. So several couples, you know,
people traveling who don't seem to have anything to do
with each other, who interact, yes.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
And then the drama starts.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, so that one is on HBO Max whatever you
want to call it, and we do get it in
twenty twenty five. Once I have an actual date, we'll
for sure let you know if you really do want
to spread some actual Christmas joy. Here's a little tip
and trick because happened to me yesterday. And I'm not
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talking about spending a lot or spending hardly anything, but
give someone an unexpected gift, someone who was not expecting anything.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
If they get a little something from you.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Wow, I mean wow, guess who gave me a gift yesterday?
I don't know my nail tech, Michelle. I have Christmas nails,
little red tips.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's the first time I've ever seen Jody do that
in yeah red tips.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, oh you can't.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Sam's color blind. The tips are round, it is it's
Christmas nails. I almost want to go back and get
some glitter too, because I'm feeling Christmasy anyhow. So we
always spend time together. It's a very personal thing.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I only go to her if I am free on
a Monday to get a manicure and she's not there,
I'll go on Tuesday, like that's how important the relationship is.
And I rolled in there ready to tip her, ready
to give the you know, holiday tip, which is the
price of the.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Service, like extra, give her extra. We're about to wrap
up and she has she was putting the cuticle oil on,
which she knows is my favorite part.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And we're like hugging goodbye, and she turns around behind
where she sits and she says, I have a gift
for you, and it was it's just precious and it's perfect.
It's in the right category. It's hand cream and a
little a file, little nail file and she probably had
ten others back there for other clients as well.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
But it's just made my day. And she went on
and on about how creamy it is. She's not just
hand loation.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
This is cream, you know, and it's like and I
put it on last night, and sure enough, it's sensational.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Couldn't hold a door knob.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But when I tell you, I was not expecting just
when you were calling, no, but it just it's just
so nice. I was not expecting it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And there's a part of me that wants to go
back today and gift her, but I know that's not
the point, you know, But have you ever.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Received anything that you didn't expect? There's an extra level
of wow.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, and you did gift her if you gave her
the for tips, I know, but she expects that.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
She knows she's going to get that from me. I knew.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I knew you were going to say that that I'm
all covered, and I guess I am. But just a
reminder that it doesn't have to be something big. But
if it's a surprise, it's in the plus column.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah,