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December 27, 2016 38 mins
Why Murphy and Jodi are actually VERY mad at Sam and important dog park etiquette for HUMANS!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'd Sam Murphy and I are a little bit mad
at you, and we I mean this, it seems like
it's gonna be ha ha haa and good fun. But
you have got to stop doing this. We finally the
other night started watching Stranger Things. Oh yeah, okay, and
we were sucked in and yes, it's incredibly suspenseful.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Netflix series season one.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Looks like the rest of the world has seen it already,
we have, Jodie and I are just starting.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So we watched the first episode and as soon as
it was over, I picked up my phone to text Sam.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'm like, oh, we just watched the first episode of
Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And then a few minutes later you send back at that.
Do you remember what you sent back?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Not really sent back?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm going to say the name you sent back. Don't
get too attached to blank you. You are a spoiler
of things in pop.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Culture, and there's not a minor character.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Doesn't matter. It would have still surprised me when that
person bought it, but you, I knew that person was
going to buy it. You have got to stop spoiling things.
It is one of the worst things you can ever
do to a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, you know what's funny is, Sam, you never spoiled
Breaking Bad for us. He never spoiled what's the other
that you watched ahead of us?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Actually, Sam, at one point during Breaking Bad, I was
going on and on about how much I loved a
certain character, and then he said, Oh, you're gonna be upset.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I remember thinking, remember the shadow of that?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
For me?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Sam is the great spoiler.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You got to know and life it is not. I
know that you like having the information, you can't hold
on to it. You get so excited about having it.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I treated that character though it was so minor and whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
No, you still the thing is I knew by the
time we're watching it is like, Oh, this is what
he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yup, there it goes Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Producer David jumped up. You have a spoiler problem.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to gang up when you, Sam,
but do this because you ruined the last season of
Orange is the New Black Howl.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Swiss is a certain character.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Oh leaves this world and the neck goes by and
he goes, oh did so?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
And so I'm like, ye, two episodes left.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
But I saw it.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I was because he was way into it, I was like, oh,
is it gary to the point where that happened?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And Sam, please understand, for if someone reading a book
or watching a movie, it doesn't matter if it's twenty
years ago that this movie came out. If if they're
watching it, don't ruin things for them. Okay, And I'm
telling you this as a friend for your future friendships too,
not just for my own selfish spoiler.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well reasons on Stranger Things? Did you get to the
point where.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Ah, please, don't we love it? By the way, how
about the point where stop it?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
All right, Sam? Can we pull up your dating profile
so I can.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Begin I have a dating profile?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
What happened to that profile?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, Jody helped you write the whole thing, and back
in February you had a couple of sites.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
You yeah, Tender and Match.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You have a lot of interest especially. I mean, look,
when people find out you're single, they're like, well.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
And I know you weren't actively you but I didn't know.
So you like pulled them down completely.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, not even deleted them everything. I mean, I'm sure
it's one of those cases where you delete it, but
if six months you want to come back, oh, we've
all your information, right.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And for the fee of nineteen ninety nine. Okay, well
the deal is I was going to pull it up
to see I don't. I don't think that you would
have any of these pictures. But there are certain types
of pictures that women do not enjoy seeing men posting
or putting on their dating profile.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So you want to know this, you guys want to notice.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I actually could probably take a guess at one of them.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Anything where you're like trying to show that you're you
can lift weights or things like that.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, Jim pictures, don't.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Is Jim Pictures one of them?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah? It's on the list, is it? Okay, brag the right.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
I didn't have to worry about that since I've never
seen the gym before.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Lions and tigers and bears, those big pictures of your
hunter or you like to go on the safaris and
you just that's it's a picture you might be proud
of or something you know your cast win.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I do that got you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You you're a fishermen, it might be different like holding
up the deer.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
And you know my dad was a hunter and he
growing up, we have pictures of him he's proud, proud
pictures of him holding up, you know, and it's just
hard for me.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Mike, can I that Do you still have the deer heads?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I do not. But if you are in the family, but.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
If you want to have pictures like in your camouflage
in the woods, he's setting because that's kind of what
you like.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm assuming there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just saying that some ladies don't like the dead
animal in the picture keeping a picture with another lady,
even if it's your sister or a coworker.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
They don't love a woman.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
And you know, the ones I used to see were
the ones where it's obvious the person was with someone
else that they cropped it out and you see a
little piece of an arm. It's like, that's great genius.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's the recommendation.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
If you have a really good picture, let's just say
a picture that you like a lot of yourself sam
is with you know, an ex an ax or some
or some or a friend who don't like any of
those pictures, crop that out and yah. Yeah. And the
last one that I think that I think men don't
do this, just don't do this, mirror selfies. They'll think, oh,
he takes mirror selfies. You know what that is, Murphy, Yes, yeah,

(05:13):
I do. Well, don't post those on your I'd like
to see that go out of style. I see way
too many of them.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, now with the forward facing camera, you don't need
that anymore, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Back in the explanation.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
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Speaker 1 (05:33):
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Speaker 2 (05:37):
What it is? Good stuff? You're right.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
This story that came out of the hurricane Matthew in
Florida that I wanted to share with everybody. A guy
in Nebraska trying to find his grandma in the aftermath
of Matthew in Florida. He had tried, he had talked
to her before the storm, and when the storm came through,
it's like, let me check on grandma. Couldn't get a
hold of her, called.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
The police, not on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm sure she's got a phone, but if power's out,
or if she's got a cell phone and he died,
you know, He calls the sheriff's department, calls the police department,
a bunch of those folks, and couldn't get through to
anybody because obviously, you know, those guys are running around busy,
his first responders helping folks. So he comes up with
this bright idea, if I find a pizza place that
will deliver to her, they can check on her for me.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
So he's in the past.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
He's in Florida. He calls the Papa John's and he
orders the pizza, and he gives the guy instructions.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I can't get in touch with grandma. You deliver the pizza.
Have your phone with you. I want to talk to
her if you get there. So the guy he gets
the pizza, orders that. The guy goes and delivers the pizza.
Sure enough, Granny's there. Granny's fine. He says, Look, this
is going to sound weird, but I have your grandson
on the phone. I want you to talk to him.
So he gives Grandma on the phone. She talks to
him and it's like, okay, everything's great. You know, sorry,

(06:49):
cool phone had ran out of charge, wasn't able to
call anybody, but thanks for checking on me and Grandma
even said pepperoni pizza was delicious.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, I love that extra bonus out of it.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I would have never thought to do that.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm past and in this crazy technological world that we
live in. Not that I mean just the simple pizza delivery.
I mean you need to remember. We need to remember
that for the future.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
We all do.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I guess it's good for the pizza business. And pizza
always makes people happy. So there, Yeah, happy.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Grandma already got a nice tip too for finding Grandma.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
She was okay with them not sending in the hot wings.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Or I have an extra sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yes, if you ever send pizza to check on him,
send wings.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's the world of that story. Are you guys ready
for dog park etiquette mistakes that humans make? Of course
it's the humans. Of course, it's us. When you go
to a dog park, there's so much. The number one
will get to last. The number one mistake that we
make at dog.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Parks is it picking up after your dog.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't say that, I said, wait, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Mister jumpy pants.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Okay, So Murphy and I took our foster dogs and
one of our dogs, three big dogs, to the dog
park the other day.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Never had this problem in the past. It's the first
time I've seen it. Is that you dog parks are
divided into larger dogs and smaller dogs for a reason.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Typically the deal is most dogs most okay, if they're socialized,
we'll get along fine. But sometimes the smaller dogs can
get you know, injured or whatever in the mix. Not
because of biting, but they're just tiny, right, So there's
a reason that they're separating.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Smaller dogs and larger dogs can have issues. Who knows why.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Sometimes those little dogs get so intimidated by the size
of the other they'll jump and nip and start something.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's a smart thing to separate.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
We had large dogs and one of them is a
foster dog, you know. Her name is Duchess, and she
was so excited to be there and playing and running,
and then.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
She saw some small dogs.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
There were at least three small dogs in the large
dog area, and she wanted to play with them.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It made the owners of the small dogs very scared,
and they lifted them up.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
That's one thing wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you have a small dog and you lift it
up quickly in front of a large dog, they're thinking, oh,
you're taking it away from me. That means I'm supposed
to try to get it. It's like they're tree climbing
or whatever instinct kicks in that you're making it the
prey when you do that.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Isn't that crazy? Crazy?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Why were they there? Did you talk to them?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
What I did was I put I put our girl
on a leash and I just held her and I
ran around with her and waked her so she could
get some exercise. But I eventually went to the lady
and I said, I'm gonna take her off leash, okay
because we're in this large park area, you know, wink wing.
And then she said, oh great, that's fine. So I did,
and I just watched carefully. Another mistake. And we have

(09:22):
a whole list for you at Murphy Salmon Jody dot com.
You know mistakes that we make, and we've done this.
I didn't realize this. It sounds counter productive or odd,
but you're supposed to exercise them a little bit first
before you let them in so they don't go buck wild.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oat in there.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Which is what our dog was doing. It's like for
it up to run.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I didn't think about exercising them before, think that's what's
supposed to happen once they get inside the gate.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Makes sense.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
So what's number one picking up after them picking up
the Sam thought, yay.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Go check this out.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
By the way, mistakes that humans making dog parks Murphysam
and Jody dot com.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
And Jody says she's done it again. Sam, do you
remember this has been probably ten years ago. Jody and
I took the girls to a little in their daycare.
They had all Halloween carnival and it was it was
so sweet. It was hot dogs, it was pony rides,
it was dressed up, flatables, you know, all the fun
that goes with it. And somehow we messed the time up.
So we showed up at the time it was actually ending.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Right, And so we will say we messed it up
because I'm the one that messed it up.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I know you did, but I'm not going to point
the blame at you.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well it is, it was so but we show up
and it was really bad because the ponies were walking
past it.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Taylor was in our pirate costume and the inflatable thing
was being deflated and ill, I mean I could have
I just could have cried myself.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I mean, we're out of hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, yeah, so bad. Like I felt horrible. I still
feel horrible about that. I'm glad they don't really remember it. Okay,
So just the other day, Phoebe was invited to go
do something with her friends, and I was doing all
this planning, all this mama stuff where you feel like
you're an air traffic controller. This one was gonna be
there at this time. We'll pick up here and we
got homework here and let's do this then, and all

(11:04):
that major planning, and I see a text from my
friend that this thing is happening between one and three,
and I guess in my brain somewhere I put it
happening it too. I don't know why I did that.
So I'm like operating like this thing starts at two.
So Phoebe and I go shopping for the felt for
her Kermit costume, which I couldn't find the big piece

(11:25):
because I was looking for the wrong thing and all
this kind of stuff, and I'm watching the clock. I'm like,
we better go check out because you know it's one thirty, right.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
She's like okay, And then.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I look back at the text just to make sure
I don't know what. Thank you God, I remembered to
double check and that thing started at one, and I
had to tell her, what you really want to do today?
I just mess you up and you can't do it?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Made you script. The whole thing is two o'clock is
still in the middle of whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I called and said, is it too late for her?
They were painting. It was a painting thing.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
You started a certain time, you can't start.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I called ahead and said, if we get there in
the next ten minutes, will she be able to catch up?
And the answer was not really.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had to just big fat say, Phoebe, I'm so sorry,
And I know that's life. I know disappointment is also
important for children to experience.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, but Mama, guilt's a powerful thing too.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Felt bad and she could tell she was visibly disappointed.
So just all children listening. Mommies make mistakes too, especially
with timing when they're running and they don't mean to
do it. I mean, I would love for everything to
run smoothly for her, but that's not realistic.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
So so this is the second time in a row,
so we officially to start referring to that. As they
were putting the ponies up already, right, we saw.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
The Pony's.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Thirteen year old Jackson and I were watching Saving Private Ryan,
and this is really cool because he likes war movies
kind of like I used to. I used to love
war movies as a kid. As a teenager, my dad
and I used to watch them.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
See him, that's cool and he loves Star Wars too, right, Yeah,
so you're connected.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Right.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
The war movies today are a bit different than the
ones when I grew up, because then you know, somebody
would get shot fall. Nowadays it's got to have all the.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Special Wait, it's trying. It gets you more real, realistic.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
And one of the most realistic war movies, of course,
is probably Saving Private Ryan.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Tom Hanks and Matt Damon what's.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
This from Breaking Bad Walter is in this movie? Really Yeah,
but a lot of the faces would pop up and
it's like that's so, and so, that's so, and so
you've been diesels, yeah of all people. But say the
movie follows. Tom Hanks's character has to lead this band
of guys to find Private Ryan because of something that happened.

(13:36):
His brothers had passed away in the movie, have been killed,
so they got to find the last remaining brother to
get him and send him home to Mom. So Mom
still got a kid.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You're not giving away anything, are you.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I haven't seen this movie, and I wasn't strong enough
to finish it, so I know, I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
The beginning of the movie though, with all the fighting
and all that is just it's one of the most
extreme things I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I know I couldn't do it realistic.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
And so anyway, what happens is Tom Hanks and the
guys Fine Ryan, they wind up in this firefight. Tom
Hanks's character dies. He tells Private Ryan something in his
ear before he dies. They cut to the end of
the movie and it's a grown up Private Ryan returning
to the cemetery in Normandy. What He gets down on
one knee and he starts talking to can you eat

(14:18):
Tom Hanks's headstone?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Every day I think what you said, you can get
that down the bridge.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh my god, I've schedule living my life the best
I could.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I hope that wasn't is that This is the grown
up Matt Damon character Private Ryan.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
He has had his.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Whole family there and he's like, I hope I lived
the life. You know. Basically, you guys saved me. You
gave me my life. I hope I earned it, because
that's what Tom Hanks tells him.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Wh he's there to watch the movie. Now today he
got saved.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
We're watching this and all of a sudden, I hear
it next to me, Jackson. He goes, this is making
me cry?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is it making you cry?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I laugh at him for that.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I haven't seen that, and that part made me well
up just hearing it.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, So it was like, yeah, Jacket, So it's the
sad part of it. And so they kept playing through
the scene and he's talking to his wife a little more,
and I was more snifflin coming.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
I would have been concerned if he had not been touched.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
I've never seen him do that at a movie for anything.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Let me guess you were just like cold, staring, no emotion.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, yeah, jack it's almost over.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Classic Sam response. And Jody is fresh back from Vegas,
and now the mystery has been solved or I guess
we're gonna find.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Out what happened in my twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yes, Sam gave you twenty dollars, Jody, and we want
to know what happened.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Is that something you normally would do when the friend
is going somewhere like that you.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Know, just popped into my head and I think it's
gonna sam. Trust you, Jody.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
You know I'm not a gambler. Do you know that?
Have never ever played.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
The slot machines like you'll put some money in and
you do it until it runs out? This is that's
the same thing I do.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Okay, good? Have you ever played roulette?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
You ever put any money on black or red before
our numbers?

Speaker 5 (16:00):
I have in the past.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, okay, I want you to know that I saved
this thing for you to the very last.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
It was the last thing I did.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Your instructions, Wordy to put the twenty bucks on black
on roulette and if it won, do it again and
then walk away.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
So I've never even stepped up to a roulette table
in my life except to watch. So I sat down,
and as soon as I sat down, this man next
to me, he says, hey, red, you can come sit
over here by me, since redheads are lucky. I'm like, okay, wait,
I'm doing something I've never done before, is what I
told him.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
So hold on a second.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
You didn't even have to sit down. All you had
to do is throw that twenty down. Made it pretty clearly.
You know that. That's right.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I sat down and I tried to hand the dealer money. No,
you can't do it that way.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You have to put it.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
I didn't know that the.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Camerons are watching. Put it on the side. It over
so he can slide it and slide you.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
He takes it from me, and then when he gives
me chips, he can't give me chips. He has to
put them down, and then I have to take them.
I was getting all intimidated by all of it.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, because you know who will actually jump him if
that happens, right, you know, the Lingo Jody, theo pit boss.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
That's right, the pit boss.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I wasn't worried about any bosses anyway. It hit right away, hey,
and that was forty bucks, yes, And then it went
quickly and I watched that little thing turn upside down again,
and I couldn't believe how quickly it happened. And I
think I caught the second time it hit again.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Are you serious? Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Eighty dollar?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So it happened so quickly because I was trying to
learn the game, and red you hit. They called me red,
but it was like it was on black, But how's that?
Sorry to walk away?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Stay around after that to see if it hit black again?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
No, I didn't, And you know what, I should probably
go double check the bank statement just to make sure
she didn't hit the ATM on the way out, not.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
If like I didn't know what to do with my chips.
I was like, oh, I have to go cash this out.
But anyway, I was right.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I was right as because it hit.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Anyway eighty dollar all right for you? Aren't you my
coffee today?

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Though I made that promise, I will be buying coffee.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, eighty bucks. And I don't know how I did it.
Luck is how I did it. If I'd have stayed
any longer, different story.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yes, coming up with Murphy, Sam and Jody. Why you
need to go next time? Sam?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Vegas?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yes, why you need to go since you've never been
come out next.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well, in case you missed it. Jody followed instructions to
the tea. She took my twenty dollars to Vegas, put
it on black on the root of that wheel, one
and did it one more time as instructed and.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
One, Yeah, you know, eighty bucks.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Funny to me about that first, I was surprised that
Sam gave you twenty in the first place, just because
it's not I've never really known Sam to just like,
you know, take this and whatever happens, it happens. I
thought that was really cool, but it was even cooler.
And I don't know how Jody managed to keep that
from me last night, because I was joking about this, like, well,
if you're not saying anything, then he probably actually won,
but she kept straight face.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Maybe I should do poker, No, no, no, Well the question
I have though, is that, Okay, you just walked up
and boom boom, two rolls and then you take your
money and go, and anybody was.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Like, well, hey, we should explain.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
In case you didn't know, Jody was on a Vegas
girl's trip over the weekend. That's why she you know,
she was in Vegas is where this exchange took place.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I think it's cool for Sam to go, hey, put twenty,
you know, I just think that's cool that you sent
me with twenty for you, you know, of all and
of all of our my friends.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
I thought of you, Sam many times.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
While I was in Vegas, that you would enjoy Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
You just would.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I mean Murphy's been, I've been, Producer David's been, Emily.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Have you been to Vegas before?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh? Never?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh, okay, okay, you would enjoy, well, she might enjoy.
There are parts of Vegas that you would enjoy. Course
that parts that you definitely wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Well what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
I'm you know.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
A lot of adultness that you feel like and calling
me a prude?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Are you no?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
But also people smoke and casinos Oh yeah, and they
have probably the best error filtration systems on the planet
because you it's like there's nobody smoking in there, but
you still get it.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
You still feel.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
It and smell it and you know. So you either
you go in there knowing that or you don't.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
There's just so much to do at every place. There's
there's Jiada has a restaurant, there's mister Child. There's so
many restaurants, there's so many attractions, there's so many shows.
You can rest, you can party, you can It's everything
you'd ever want in one spot.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
As a group, what do you think the whole show?
Just what do you think together the whole time?

Speaker 8 (20:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
But we do some things together.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hey, look, there are budgets. Maybe we have to stay
in one room, but we can. You know, it's you know.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
But I do want you to. I want you to
experience that as my friend. You would enjoy that, and
we could do roulette together. Sam, I'm lucky, you're got them,
you got the money.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Well, that was a kind of a one time thing
that I don't know if I'll push it next year.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, I may maybe poker. Then it's my feature, right.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I want you to answer a question about women for me,
and I want you to be completely honest.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
It's not just then. The question is not just what
do you think of smart women?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
But I guess the question is is if a woman
is really smart, are you a little intimidated by that?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Or do you like that? Are you dislike?

Speaker 8 (21:16):
You know?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
How do you feel about a really smart woman?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Who do you want to go first?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
I want Sam to go first? Yes?

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Why?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
It depends on her personality. I don't think I'm intimidated.
But if the personality is not there, then I don't
care how smart she is.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay, so what if you really liked her and you
were very attracted to her, and she was smart, smarter
than you?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Big smarter than me. Well that's impossible, but hello, no,
that would be great because there'd be smart you could
talk with and have a good answersation.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, what a great answer, Murphy. I think I know
what you're going to say that you think smart is
very hot.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I do. Yeah, I intelligent women.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I think it's it's super sexy and and you know
they're playing that of running to Sam that actually they've
got the great personality and the goods with that, and
so I'm not really intimidating.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm fascinated.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah, I mean, like, how did you get so smart
and so hot?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
No, they're just something.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
There are some conversations that even when they go over
in my head I'm like, whoa, either she's pulling a
fast one, you know what I mean, or you know,
but it's it's the real deal. But see, I see.
And there's there are different levels of that too. You
have that sort of book high intelligence, you know, thing
that sort of detail. But then to me, there's an
intelligence of depth and objectivity that women have, which is

(22:32):
what Jody has.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
So yeah, I'm not book at all. I'm like, I'm
not smart, right.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
You're very Jody's very She's smarter.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Jody is a and I don't know if you know
that about her or not, but she's really wise from
a depth perspective. She's one of the most balanced people
I know, and objective and so so to me.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
There are two classes of that, but yes, a.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Lot of classes of smart.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well anyway, anyway, you know, overwhelming evidence shows that men
are intimidated by smarter, very smart women, and the smart
rder she is, the more attractive she has to be
for him to really want to go for her. Really,
because a man doesn't want to feel like she's smarter
than him. That makes him feel less. But it's different

(23:11):
for women. They're fine with a man being smarter than them.
I said that with the air quotes.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Look, once I realized that Jodi was smarter than me,
it got real smooth.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
After that, you maybe in a different depth way. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I also bring this up, and I love you both
being for being so honest. I guess Sam's only issue
with a woman is if she laughs at his jokes completely.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Different, You're smart, funny.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Completely different smart.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
She didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I learned a lot about us, what what it's like
to be, you know, out and about in a single
world with a very smart woman. When I was out
in Vegas with my girlfriend who is a PhD, and
how the conversation changes as soon as a man knows that,
say you about that next. We were just talking about

(23:59):
supposedly men, whether they will admit it or not. A
lot of men are intimidated by a really smart woman.
If she's smart, she has to also be really good
looking for him to be interested, is what a METS call.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's weird that the survey shows that, and Sam, Sam
says he's a little intimidated by it, but you know,
a little yeah, and you know, and.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I actually love it. I love talking to a smart woman.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
You like being glamored by a smart woman.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay, Well I got to see this firsthand over the weekend,
a girl's weekend that I just did with my friend Rachel,
who happens to be a PhD. She just recently got
her PhD and we, you know, jokingly call her doc sometimes.
And we have been friends since junior high. So this

(24:44):
is not the first time we've ever been out in
a social setting together. It's not, but our lives are
completely different. She's a single friend. I don't have many
friends that are single. Most of my friends have similar
lives to me.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
She does not.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
She's very independent, and she's worldly, and you never know
if she's gonna be in a foreign country next week
or and she's but she's fun and wonderful to talk
to her. I think she's very balanced and well rounded.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
She couldn't make it to Joda's surprise party a few
years ago because she was in Belize.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, okay, no problem.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
She's an archaeologist.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh cool, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So anyway, We're out in Vegas having drinks and I'm
there and I.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Remember that she's single.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So when guys come up to talk to her, I'm there,
but i'm and I don't leave immediate leagues. We're just
talking with people and I'm clearly married or whatever. And
we were they started talking in this one British guy
came up and I knew she liked him because you know,
he had her at I'm British, because he was like, hello,
my name is Miles, and he was precious and we

(25:42):
were like, oh, and what do you do And it's
I teach at university. And as soon as he said that,
I said, this is Rachel and she is a PhD.
And she looked at me. It just gave me kind
of a look and I didn't think anything of it.
Later on, she told me, don't say that right away,
and it did change the energy for him, dynamic for him. Really,

(26:05):
She said that they continued to talk, but it changed
for him is because she walked away later and said,
and I said, I'm sorry, Rachel. I'm just proud of you.
I just think that's cool and I love to say
that about you.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
She said. I know, it's totally okay. I get it,
and thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
She said, but right away, I don't say that to
a guy because he automatically thinks I'm trying to say
I'm smarter than him.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
So for her, that is a very real thing.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
So you got to see it firsthand.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I did, and I'm so sorry. I will never do
that again, Rachel. I'll just tell you, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
So it's interesting to me. In the social studing notice,
Jodi said, yeah, I'm married or whatever. Yeah, but my
friend's a.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
You know what I mean is I'm not looking to
meet anybody. Are you guys ready for this? I stumbled
upon in social media and I'm loving it. What the
Master Stephen King thinks about Stranger.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Things on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
How it hoped he likes.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Funny is that I found it while we were watching
the other night.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I liter, by the way, we only have one episode left.
Were to the final episode of season one.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Sam.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Oh see, y'all are down in the end most spoilers.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
We're gonna watch it this weekend.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I can't believe this is really not my thing. Even
though I like a lot of Stephen King. I didn't think.
I didn't think I would love this, and I love it,
and I think it's mostly because of the thing. Yeah,
the sci fi is not really my thing or supernatural.
It's not really my thing. I can't say that that's
what this really is.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Though it's cool to see how they nailed all the
eighty stuff. Oh, all the references.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
So ridiculous, you feel like you were there, so stylized. Well, anyway,
Stephen King is a major influence of these guys who
wrote this. Okay, the Duffer brother Jeffer brothers, who were
born in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
We looked that one up. Murphy looked that one up.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's funny because this show is set in eighty four
in Indiana. Anyway, So what does Stephen King think of it. Well,
you know, he wasn't the only influence. They love Spielberg,
they love Stephen King, they love the movie stand By Me,
and you can you.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Would see that as a scene with the kids walking
along the railroad track.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
When that happened, what I turned.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
To you and say, I was like, this makes me
think of stand By Me. So anyway, yeah, they kind
of owe to all of those things. Stephen King, if
you follow him, and you should, he tweets about what
he's enjoying, reading and things like that, everything that's going
on in the world. Some one of his Stranger Things tweets.
It's Stranger Things is pure fun. A plus, don't miss

(28:29):
it why Nona Ryder shines And that is totally totally true.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It's true that she hasn't had a role that she's
really owned.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's really kind of put her at that level that
she used to be in the nineties or eighties.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, So look for more ode to Stephen King and
Spielberg and all that eighties stuff in season two. But
you can't mention a word to me about season two
because remember what friends.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Don't do, I haven't seen yet.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, you can't tell me what I can be expecting
because I haven't seen the last episode the first one.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I have an Aaron to run this week.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm a little bit nervous about but you know what,
I'm determined to do this without help if necessary, for
my own, you know, self esteem. I guess. Okay, So
my mom lost her home. It flooded completely, and what
was on her car port was a lawnmower, a nice
new er ish lawnmower that we want to save.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
A pushbower.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh no, it's a solid riding.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, and so I'm trying to help her. She's doing
a lot of things too, but I have arranged for
someone to fix it. I asked the right questions. I
found out all what I need to find out, but
I have to bring it to him and drop it
at his shop.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Do you have a trailer?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
I'm borrowing a trailer from my cousin.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
You're driving with a trailer behind your vehicle.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah, my vehicle can pull a trailer. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't think this is a good idea.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Why not? I'm a great driver.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
You ever pulled a trailer before?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's you know, I've never pulled a trailer before, but
I have driven a truck with a boat, which is
pulling something. Okay, I know backing up is very different
and very weird, and its opposite two.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
When it comes to breaking, because you've got to remember
there's something behind you.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, and you're going to have something very heavy on
that if it's not secured properly.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
It's not as heavy as a boat, but it'll be
secured right.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
It's going to be heavy though, and you need to
have it secured. This makes this makes me nervous.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Wait Terry is willing to come help me secure it
onto the trailer that I'm borrowing, but I'm not going
to ask him to drive or ride with me to
drop this off.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Look, you are a great driver, and.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I'm wrong, I'm physical, I can handle You're good.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
But I think I should do this for you and
not or we do it together is probably best. Seriously, really, yes, look,
you you backed into your mother's car out of our
driveway one time.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's not like, oh oh.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
That was at four o'clock in the morning and I
forgot she was staying with us, and that's It's not
the same thing as being fully awake and doing this.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
I gotta agree with Murphy on this one.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh, lady.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Can't the lady if you don't have a.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Country girl saying you're driving with the trailer is a
one of those.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Explain it to me, how just break more slowly?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Break more slowly. You got to watch when you're turning
because you're pulling that thing. It's not just you whipping
around a corner.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
You can't drive like you know, at a high speed
with it. You can't.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
You're making me nervous.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
What is there in this world that I would be
able to tell you you, guys, shouldn't do and I
should do it for you.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I don't think that thing exists.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh yes, there are a million things makeup on I
hear you. You know I want to tell you what
I will make the time. Let's do it together. You
can drive if you want to, and I'll just get pa.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Thanks Daddy. Could Shody's thing?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Guys, I want to introduce you to somebody that I
think it's a great story and it is a good thing.
She's twenty six years old. She's a British woman named
Kate McWilliams. She recently became it's a significant thing, the
one of the youngest commercial airline captains in the world
and the youngest female captain ever. She flies for an
airline called easy Jet. And you know, I'm sorry, but

(32:11):
when we fly now, I always get a look at
the pilots, and lately it's been like, oh, I've always
done that.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
You're looking through the window at the pilots who are
playing on their phones.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I just like looking through the window and like seeing
whose hands I am.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Oh, I'm in God's hands, and I know that.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm just I do the same thing. It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Thank Goodness for doing most of it electronically now, because
do you remember when it used to be the endless
rings of paper they would go through to prep for
the flight.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh no, it's funny. Look.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, but at twenty six, I swear I've seen pilots
to me who look younger than that.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, And it's when you first see one that looks
younger than your thinking or expecting, it takes you a
minute to kind of accept that. And she says she
sees that and sees that a lot. When people see
her come out of the cockpit on.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
An almost daily basis, I get asked by all as
I am. The reaction is quite positive when I tell
them they're impressed, surprised. There's some looks of horror, but no,
I've got to the destination safely, so they go away smiling.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
She's a lovely girl, I say girl. She's a young woman,
twenty six years old, started flying, started learning to fly
when she was thirteen, and got accepted into a training
program and loved it. And she's just really good and
this is what she wants to do and loves.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
To do it.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Twenty six doesn't sound too young to me.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Does it, But for her, as the first female captain
airline captain in the world, that's why it's to be celebrated.
And she knows that she might be an inspiration for
young women.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
I mean, if I could inspire young women to get
into the industry, that would be a great student for me.
I'd love to get more women into the industry. I mean,
I'm flowing with a few female first officers, and yeah,
they're all just as good, if not better than the men.
So we can do it just the same.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
And you'll love to hear that voice. Come over to speaker.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I know Kate McWilliams.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
She's twenty six and she's flying today.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Jody's Hollywood Outsider.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Golden Globe nominations, We're announced this morning in Hollywood. We'll
take you straight to Don Cheadle making the announcement for
the Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical.

Speaker 9 (34:11):
Twentieth Century Women, Deadpool, Florence Foster, Jenkins, La La Land
singh Street.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
You know and La La Land got out. I guess
in wide release this weekend, I'm yah dynast.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
He got a lot of love with the Critics' Choice Awards.
We also had him announcing Best Motion Picture Drama.

Speaker 9 (34:30):
Hacksaw Ridge, Hell or High Water, Lion, Manchester by the Sea, Moonlight.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
And these movies get used to them.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
These are the ones that you may want to see
before the Golden Globes and the Academy Awards early next year.
Golden Globes take place on NBC January eighth, hosted by
Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Up to date with Joney's Hollywood Outsider.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
One of my favorite things during the holidays is when
you have everybody's staying over. We have that is to
wake up in the morning, have coffee. You've had a
great night the night before, and then you're just visiting
and having breakfast. But if you try to cook a
traditional breakfast for everybody. You will be standing in the
kitchen while everybody else.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Eats eggs to order. Right for a thousand.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Breakfast is all about it's easy to cook, but it's timing. Yeah,
and by the time you sit down to eat, the
poor cook, everybody's done eating. So what we like to
do is what I call breakfast for a crowd, And
we've got recipes for you at Murphy Samonjody dot com.
My favorite one is that breakfast cast role that we've
been doing for years, Sam.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
I think you've made it before.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Oh, I make this one all the time.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
We do it.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
We do it at the house all the time.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
To you even asked for this one.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Now.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I call it the.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Crescent roll casseroles because you buy a pack one thing.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
If you have a big crowd, I.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Do two two casserole dishes of this, but you do
refrigerated cresnint rolls on the bottom.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
You spray the pan, you do them on the bottom.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yeah, and one one thing a crescent rolls will do
it eleven by thirteen.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
It's perfect. Right.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Then you pour it. It's a scrambled up egg mixture. You
do egg and cheese and you can do. You can
do sausage that you've cooked and crumbled, or we also
sometimes do bacon bits, real bacon bits, but crumbled bacon.
Put whatever meat you want in it, you add some
milk to and then you season it and you cook
it for like it. It's normally like twenty minutes in

(36:18):
the oven. The recipe, every specific thing in the method
is online at Murphysalmonjody dot com. It's breakfast for a crowd.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
So there is a new study that shows women drive
better than men overall. And I kind of don't like
these gender based things either. I do things I agree
with Jody.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
It's kind of some men are great drivers and some
women are great drivers.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And in twenty sixteen, it's just like the old gender
comparison thing. It says it feels very plastic today, you know,
but I guess insurance companies probably still you know. I mean,
there things, some things still have to be done on
along gender lines. I suppose so in Scotland they actually
now have have seen that in actual studies of accidents
and driving record and everything else, women are overall better

(37:01):
drivers than men. I've got to believe that this is
possible in the US also, because the things that they
cited for men is, you know, men get angry too easily,
temper problems whatever, of driving way too aggressive driver, he's.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
More personally than necessary. I would think men.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Are also more prone to speed, probably because it's a
mechanical gadget thing, which also makes it, you know, more
more dangerous. So as a result, you know more. And
I guess they say that the times have changed too,
because there actually are more women drivers on the road
now than there ever have been.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Tell me about the best driver that I know. The
best driver I know.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Is me, Thank you, Jody, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Say my uncle Terry.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh really, he's a former police officer and he needs
to teach other officers how to drive. He is the
safest driver I know, and he's a dude, so just there.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Well, Plus he knows how to do that nineteen eighties
TV maneuver, Yeah, slide a car
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Math & Magic: Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing with Bob Pittman

Math & Magic: Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing with Bob Pittman

How do the smartest marketers and business entrepreneurs cut through the noise? And how do they manage to do it again and again? It's a combination of math—the strategy and analytics—and magic, the creative spark. Join iHeartMedia Chairman and CEO Bob Pittman as he analyzes the Math and Magic of marketing—sitting down with today's most gifted disruptors and compelling storytellers.

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