January 26, 2018 • 5 mins
Murphy has ordered something CRAZY - and Jodi wants to be the only one at home when it arrives.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Friday After the Show podcast with Murphy, Sam
and Jody. Another new episode like we do every single day,
So thank you for being a subscriber.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tell you what when the doorbell rings this week and today,
I'm girls the first one to run to it. Here's why?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Is it great cookies?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, although we were ordering, we were ordering some from
a teacher wish I've already gotten the forum sent home
from the mom who's a teacher who wants us to order.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And anyway, any limit on the number of boxes we
can get.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, you can do as much as you want. Give
it to you guys. No, this is cool. So both
of our girls are having friends over this weekend, and
this is perfect because Murphy has ordered something that I
cannot wait for the arrival of. Do you know when
the big thing is coming? Okay, we take you to
the store, grocery shopping. Do you ever for the kids?
Buy them the big six dollar thing of cheeseballs? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, the big drum.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They're a barrel. Yeah, the barrel of cheesebox. They're a hit,
I mean, and Murphy can't keep his fingers out of them,
and I can barely. It's harder not each it's so good.
Tell him what you found online and what's supposed to
show up like today.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't even remember how this came to my attention.
Apparently there's a barrel that you can get that has
a thousand cheese balls in it. It's about four times
the size is the regular barrel.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Girls who lose their.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Mind ships from you know. I ordered it online on Amazon,
but you can order from a number of different I
think Walmart dot com sells it too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A thousand cheese balls. I cannot wait for them to
see that. They don't know it's coming.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So, you know, so if we're going to have, you know,
let's say, including all of us twenty guests over the weekend,
that means each person gets fifty cheese balls.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That not the point. It's just enough. I can't wait
for every kid who comes into that. I'm just having friends.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Sometimes twenty that's a thousand, right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It doesn't have to all be eating this weekend though.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, five times twenty is one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
The point is it should last, but it's just going
to be enormous.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't do the math in advance. I'm not sure
it's going to last.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Big thing. Another one's going to be bigger than that
bulldog we've got.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, I was hoping that they selled like some massive
one I want. I would love to buy one that's
so big it has to be delivered by a freight
company and can't arrive by UPS or FedEx. How fun
would that be? Yeah? That you have to get out
a step ladder to take the top off, you know
what I mean? Where if you're not careful, you could
actually fall into the balls.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And if you knock it over, who's going to pick
all this up?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're excited. A thousand cheese balls are about to show
up for us this weekend. We hope it's this weekend.
Are you tracking it like you track all your packages.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it's actually supposed to arrive this evening. If you
don't want to know the truth about it, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The way to party. What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sam?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I am probably I need to not go to do
it yourself warehouse again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Why that's what weekends arefore right?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But I've already got ten light bulbs hooked up to
my Phillips Hugh saw my app here. I can turn
them on and off. Are they the ones that change colors. No,
these well, these are the white ones. You can dim them,
and you can change the warmth of the light. I
can't make them purple and red and green. I can
put them like daylight and amber and looking and all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's really it's almost too much, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's just like I want to be able to turn
them off and on, maybe dim a few here and
there if I happen to get a date. Yeah, but
it's like the color and the warmth and all that.
It's almost too much. But I'm just I want to
put one over my tub. I have a flood light,
you know, receptacle over my tub, and I think I
want to put one there there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So are you controlling them with your voice yet or
just with the app?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I can't control them with the voice. There you go
draw back with controlling them with Alexa is you have
to say specifically what.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You've called them on the app. Turn bathroom bulb on?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, Well, like the in the living room, I have
two flood lights over the mantle, and I've called them
on the app flood light left, left flood light and
right flood light. So if I say I have to
say living room left flood light. It just it used
to be simpler where you just walked in and flipped
a switch. So one ball at a time. You can
only command. You can say, turn on all the lights
(03:58):
in the living room, and everything gotcha. And when Jackson
hooked it up to Alexa, he said, turn all the
lights in the house off, and sure enough, and.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If it was at night too, everything goes dark. It's
like jack put him back, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
And I think you should do sometimes on a weekend
like this, Sam, you don't have the kids or whatever.
Maybe you do. But and this idea came to me
from watching the Comedians and cars with getting coffee. The
Jerry seinfeldting that we're watching the David Letterman episode was
interesting because he talked about loving the smell of the
hardware store. He walked in there.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
In an old fashion hardware store.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know. He just talked about the smell.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And there's a smell to the like the mom and
pop type hardware stores. I don't think those certain I
alls kind of smell like that in the big stores, right,
But yeah, I know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't know that specific smell, nor do I really
want to. But I understand that certain stores have that
smell and it's a it affects you in a certain way.
Like for me, honestly, honestly, a big cosmetic store is
a happy place for me. You know, drug store with
shampoo and the soaps and the body wash.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The make up. I like the department store because of
the fragrance counter.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I just do.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you go in one of those giant warehouse you know,
do it yourself stores, right, and you go to the
lumber aisle, you get that feeling because if I walk
in there and I smell all the wood, it makes
me start to start thinking what.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can I build? That's what I'm saying. I have no skills.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's like you smell it and go.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm saying, dude, I mean, do you ever just do?
I don't know what I'm here for, but I'm gonna
I'm gonna come here and I'm gonna leave with a project.
That's cool. That'd be a cool idea for you to do.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What you could do is plenty next weekend for the
super Bowl and then get you a thousand cheese Yes, Hey,
so what are you serving? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We got cheeseballs and cheese
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Balls, miss any part of the show at Murphy Salmon,
Jody dot com
It's the Friday After the Show podcast with Murphy, Sam
and Jody. Another new episode like we do every single day,
So thank you for being a subscriber.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tell you what when the doorbell rings this week and today,
I'm girls the first one to run to it. Here's why?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Is it great cookies?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, although we were ordering, we were ordering some from
a teacher wish I've already gotten the forum sent home
from the mom who's a teacher who wants us to order.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And anyway, any limit on the number of boxes we
can get.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, you can do as much as you want. Give
it to you guys. No, this is cool. So both
of our girls are having friends over this weekend, and
this is perfect because Murphy has ordered something that I
cannot wait for the arrival of. Do you know when
the big thing is coming? Okay, we take you to
the store, grocery shopping. Do you ever for the kids?
Buy them the big six dollar thing of cheeseballs? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, the big drum.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
They're a barrel. Yeah, the barrel of cheesebox. They're a hit,
I mean, and Murphy can't keep his fingers out of them,
and I can barely. It's harder not each it's so good.
Tell him what you found online and what's supposed to
show up like today.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't even remember how this came to my attention.
Apparently there's a barrel that you can get that has
a thousand cheese balls in it. It's about four times
the size is the regular barrel.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Girls who lose their.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Mind ships from you know. I ordered it online on Amazon,
but you can order from a number of different I
think Walmart dot com sells it too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A thousand cheese balls. I cannot wait for them to
see that. They don't know it's coming.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So, you know, so if we're going to have, you know,
let's say, including all of us twenty guests over the weekend,
that means each person gets fifty cheese balls.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That not the point. It's just enough. I can't wait
for every kid who comes into that. I'm just having friends.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Sometimes twenty that's a thousand, right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It doesn't have to all be eating this weekend though.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, five times twenty is one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
The point is it should last, but it's just going
to be enormous.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't do the math in advance. I'm not sure
it's going to last.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Big thing. Another one's going to be bigger than that
bulldog we've got.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, I was hoping that they selled like some massive
one I want. I would love to buy one that's
so big it has to be delivered by a freight
company and can't arrive by UPS or FedEx. How fun
would that be? Yeah? That you have to get out
a step ladder to take the top off, you know
what I mean? Where if you're not careful, you could
actually fall into the balls.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And if you knock it over, who's going to pick
all this up?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're excited. A thousand cheese balls are about to show
up for us this weekend. We hope it's this weekend.
Are you tracking it like you track all your packages.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it's actually supposed to arrive this evening. If you
don't want to know the truth about it, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
The way to party. What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sam?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I am probably I need to not go to do
it yourself warehouse again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Why that's what weekends arefore right?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
But I've already got ten light bulbs hooked up to
my Phillips Hugh saw my app here. I can turn
them on and off. Are they the ones that change colors. No,
these well, these are the white ones. You can dim them,
and you can change the warmth of the light. I
can't make them purple and red and green. I can
put them like daylight and amber and looking and all
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's really it's almost too much, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's just like I want to be able to turn
them off and on, maybe dim a few here and
there if I happen to get a date. Yeah, but
it's like the color and the warmth and all that.
It's almost too much. But I'm just I want to
put one over my tub. I have a flood light,
you know, receptacle over my tub, and I think I
want to put one there there.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So are you controlling them with your voice yet or
just with the app?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I can't control them with the voice. There you go
draw back with controlling them with Alexa is you have
to say specifically what.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You've called them on the app. Turn bathroom bulb on?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, Well, like the in the living room, I have
two flood lights over the mantle, and I've called them
on the app flood light left, left flood light and
right flood light. So if I say I have to
say living room left flood light. It just it used
to be simpler where you just walked in and flipped
a switch. So one ball at a time. You can
only command. You can say, turn on all the lights
(03:58):
in the living room, and everything gotcha. And when Jackson
hooked it up to Alexa, he said, turn all the
lights in the house off, and sure enough, and.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If it was at night too, everything goes dark. It's
like jack put him back, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
And I think you should do sometimes on a weekend
like this, Sam, you don't have the kids or whatever.
Maybe you do. But and this idea came to me
from watching the Comedians and cars with getting coffee. The
Jerry seinfeldting that we're watching the David Letterman episode was
interesting because he talked about loving the smell of the
hardware store. He walked in there.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
In an old fashion hardware store.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't know. He just talked about the smell.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And there's a smell to the like the mom and
pop type hardware stores. I don't think those certain I
alls kind of smell like that in the big stores, right,
But yeah, I know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't know that specific smell, nor do I really
want to. But I understand that certain stores have that
smell and it's a it affects you in a certain way.
Like for me, honestly, honestly, a big cosmetic store is
a happy place for me. You know, drug store with
shampoo and the soaps and the body wash.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The make up. I like the department store because of
the fragrance counter.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I just do.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you go in one of those giant warehouse you know,
do it yourself stores, right, and you go to the
lumber aisle, you get that feeling because if I walk
in there and I smell all the wood, it makes
me start to start thinking what.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can I build? That's what I'm saying. I have no skills.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's like you smell it and go.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm saying, dude, I mean, do you ever just do?
I don't know what I'm here for, but I'm gonna
I'm gonna come here and I'm gonna leave with a project.
That's cool. That'd be a cool idea for you to do.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What you could do is plenty next weekend for the
super Bowl and then get you a thousand cheese Yes, Hey,
so what are you serving? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We got cheeseballs and cheese
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Balls, miss any part of the show at Murphy Salmon,
Jody dot com
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