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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all,
don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
A million busy.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listening to show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want to joy, Yah, yeah, Joy, you know you.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You gotta turn. I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
To turn the mouth. Turn you probably got to turn
the mouth, turn.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
The water the mony up looking. Come come on, you'll think.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
to the voice, Come on dig me now. One and
only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. What an
amazing blessing. God has given me my health, my dreams,
all of it. God gave it to me. I accept it.

(02:24):
I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I
work hard. It is something that He gave me a gift.
And that's what I want to talk to you about today.
Because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but
believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about
you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the

(02:46):
only one that can sing? Are you the only one
that can write? Are you the only one that can draw?
You the only one that can decorate? Or you the
only one that can network? Or you're the only one
that does not what it means. Or you have a
great scientific mind, or you can figure things out, are
you're good at problem solving. You're not the only one,
but you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the
exact path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen

(03:10):
in a series of circumstances in the order that you're
going to have it happen to you. That's what I
mean when I say that you are unique. But now
because you are gifted, you know you have something you
have to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,
Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a

(03:30):
little bit better at that for you, you know. So
when I have an idea and I know where it is,
I have somebody look the scripture up from me and
handed to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And
this is the layman's term of it. It says a
man's gift make room for him and brings him before
great men. It is your gift that will make room

(03:52):
for you. Now my interpretation of this is this. Now
I could be wrong. Please go to your local church center, god, temple,
mosque you do and go get clarification. But what my
gift has done in making room for me is I've
taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has
actually made room for me. It has clear paths for me.

(04:14):
My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what
I take it as. It'll make room for you. My
gift has has broadened my ability to travel. My gift
has opened my eyes to fashion. My gift has caused
me to be able to provide for my family. My
gift has caused me to be able to reach more people.

(04:37):
That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make
room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm
just telling you how I took it. That has worked
out pretty good for me to that understanding. But I'm
pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Oldstein, kennef Ohm, you know, God,
Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stable, these guys give you much
better understanding of it. I'm just giving it to you,

(04:58):
you know where I know how sold. I just like
to keep it right there. But and then it says
that it brings you before great men. I mean, you
know it's gonna take your places. It's gonna take your places.
You never thought of going. You're gonna meet people because
of your gift. I told my son, who two of
them are good photographers. You'll be taking pictures of great men,

(05:20):
and then I mess with them. You already take a pictures,
say your daddy. You know I'm messing with them like that.
But that's just me and them just kicking it. But
you know, but one day, who knows, you could be
shooting the president. You know, you could be shooting some
foreign dignitaries. You know, you could be shooting great sport events.
You know, you never know where it could take you.
But that's your gift. What you gotta do is you
gotta get to move and though. See, you can't have

(05:42):
your gift and not do nothing with it. See. You
know what that reminds me of. It's something that my
father used to say, get up off your butt because
you're sitting on a gold mine. He say that all
the time. Boy, get up off your butt and move it,
because you sitting on the gold I never really quite
got that when I was little, but now that I'm

(06:03):
an adult, I got it full well. See a lot
of you are sitting You're sitting on a talent or
a gift. That you have. You're sitting on an ability.
I don't care if it's making cakes or pies. That's
a gift, man, that's a talent. I don't care if
it's the ability to do hell, that's a gift.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Man.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Half of you are gifted. A lot of us are gifted,
and we're sitting on it, looking at other people, wondering
what can I do to make it? You already got
something to make it with. If you would just get
up off your behind, man, quit sitting on that gold mine.
Some of you are tech savvy, just a whiz is
when it comes to engineering and putting stuff together and

(06:42):
cables and wires and computers and stuff. And now you
steady looking around trying to figure out, Man, wonder what
I can go do? How about you go do that?
You know it ain't that hard, man, If you would
just take note of what God has given you already.
He has given you a gift already. He has already
given you a talent. Now the fact that you ain't

(07:04):
using it and you sitting on your tail somewhere, Now,
who fathers? What we talking about? What you blaming God
for that?

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Man?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
I tell you what I sit around people all the
time who are gifted, and I'm looking at their gifts,
and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but
will not get up off there behind and use the
gifts that God gave them. And it's frustrating. It's gotta
be frustrating for you if you doing it, because it's

(07:36):
frustrating for me when I see it. So when these
people come to me and ask me for help, I
just keep going the same thing over and over. Help yourself, man,
do for you use your gift. It's a cat sitting
behind the wall right now that's locked up. That's so
good at artistry. It's cats in that tattooing everybody. Man,
get out, do it the right way. Quit selling drugs, man,

(07:59):
you ain't going no, you're selling no drugs. You going
to jail. And if that don't do it, somebody gonna
get tired of you selling drugs cause they're gonna want
to sell them over and they gonna kill you. Let's
just keep this thing real for just a second. Here,
Come on, man, get up off your butt, because you
sitting on the gold mine, and you sit up here
somebody always looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't
no shortcut. Somebody told me this the other day. Man,

(08:20):
the road to success is always under construction. It ain't paved,
it's got detoured signs on it. It's got slow men working.
Sometime they flip the stop sign. You gotta sit there
and wait. Sometime they got slow. There's traffic, there's accidents.
Somebody on the road holding up things with a flat tie.

(08:43):
Its nails, its gravels, its spike, is everything. The road
to success is always under construction. It ain't getting ready
to be easy just because you done decided to do it.
But don't sit around on your behind and complain all
the time about what you don't have. My daddy said it, Man,
get up off your butt because you sitting on a

(09:03):
gold mine. You got a gift, you got a talent,
You got something that you can do that could make
a way for you, but you won't do it. It
is within you. Stop looking around. Here's what people waste
the most time on the road to success looking around
at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how can
I do what they did? Do what you do? You

(09:27):
ain't jay Z, You ain't sorry. I got a couple
of your homies told you you rap better. Than him,
But you not, jay Z really you not. You know,
all of us can shot at him, but we ain't
rich at prior. A nice shot, Steve, Bernie l all
of we took some great shots at it, we not him.

(09:47):
Do what you can do? Do you do your gift
quick complaining about what you don't have, Get up off
your butt because you sitting on a gold mine.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 7 (10:03):
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(10:24):
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Speaker 1 (11:03):
That is what we do. Steve Harvey, good morning.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
Let for real, Good morning. What's happening crew?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, Hey, hey, hey Junior morning.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
You ain't like yet?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Mouth ever, Nephew, Tommy, have your mouth out hate just
take it. Yeah, tongue and all gums all that's wild
less anything in there.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What if you have gentle work like.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Money, you're gonna need some more work.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, you look good today, Steve.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
You're feeling all right?

Speaker 7 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I feel pretty good man.
I've changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've
taken everything, everything that I used to have to do,
I've turned it around and said I get to do it.
Has made a world of difference. My days are going
much smoother. I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and

(12:05):
everything I do, and I'm just watching God to see
what he got for me next, because He's always taken
care of me, and I lived my life in the
expectation that there's some greater things on the horizon, and
I'm just watchful, Thank you Lord. Yeah. Now, what I
always try to make sure I do now is I

(12:26):
try to give something for God to put his finger on.
You know, God can touch it for you. I just
try to give him something to touch, you know, I
put it. I got a lot of balls in there.

Speaker 11 (12:40):
You know.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
He could take any one of them balls he want
to and just blow it up.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's right, he was going to do that, but no,
he did. He did this, and turns out it's better.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Surely. I can't really tell you how many times what
I wanted and what he gave me was two different things. Absolutely,
how I want it and how he gave it to
me it was different, and it was way better than
what I want.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Way, Yeah, because his thoughts are not our thoughts.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Man, Such a blessed man to come to the realization
of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
teach people how it works without sound and preaching, because
I'm not really qualified to do that. But I wish
I could share with people how it works. Man, that's doable.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But you can do that all the time. Yeah, all right,
well you can teach him.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
I'm gonna try it in my clothes and remarks.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that brank
back right after this. You're listening morning show. All right,
it's time now to start your morning off with the
nephew and run that brank back. What you got for
his nepht.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
All right, buckle up, here we go. This is the
high school reunion. High school reunion. Let's go get Doe.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Hello.

Speaker 12 (14:00):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Please, she's not available, but this is her husband on
track and to help you.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
How you doing, man, My name is King, I'm mom.
I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five
year class reunion this year, okay, for nineteen eighty five.
We should be home, so I.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
Don't know, man, she actually shopping right now.

Speaker 12 (14:19):
Okay, okay, cool, well listen that she heard about Does
she know about the reunion or or do you know
anything about that?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (14:26):
Not?

Speaker 8 (14:26):
To my knowledge? Is the first time I ever heard
about a reunion.

Speaker 12 (14:29):
Okay, well, there is a reunion.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Man.

Speaker 12 (14:31):
She's actually I think signed up for it. I'm not
sure that's why I asked you, but I think I
saw her name was that she was signed up to come.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
Let me I should when exactly did you graduate? I
graduated in eighty two okay, in eighty two. Okay, you
a lit a little bit before us. Then all right,
well listen, let me let me go ahead and say this.
I Drake actually in.

Speaker 12 (14:53):
High school, man, Sylvia was my you know, my high
school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated from ninth
grade to freshman year in college. And I wanted to
see if, you know, if it was cool with you, you know,
if you didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty
five year class reunion. Doing well, let me say that again,

(15:14):
Like I say, man, my name is Ken, Ken.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
heard right what you said.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
school sweethearts. Man, I was you know, from ninth grade
all the way to freshman year in college. We dated
each other.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what
did you ask me?

Speaker 12 (15:31):
I asked you if it was all right for if
you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty
five year class reunion.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
Are you related to her?

Speaker 12 (15:41):
No? I mean no, I'm not related to I just
told you I was a high school sweetheart.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my
wife nowhere. I put the ring on my finger. You
said you was a high school sweetheart.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth grade,
all the ways to month to freshman year in college.
You know, so yeah that was.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
you but those in the past. I'm the president. So
I don't even think she gonna be interested in trying
to go nowhere with you anyway.

Speaker 12 (16:05):
Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you this I'm innocent, though. Man,
this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
I thought she might get a kick out of us
going together. You know, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
What's wrong with you. I done told you. If it's
not going to one ear, put the phone on the
other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you do? I
need to break it down anymore.

Speaker 12 (16:22):
Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to
me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, all I
tried to do is come on you talking.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
About I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna tell
me I'm disrespecting you. You asking me can you take
my wife to the damn class reunion? And expect me
to be okay with that. What kind of damn food
is going to call somebody as can you take their
wife to a class reunion? Hey?

Speaker 12 (16:42):
Man, that was my high school sweetheart. All right, we
had we had something. I was up first, Okay, I
was off first.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last
and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it
at that. How about that, partner?

Speaker 12 (16:55):
It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
call you and talk to you like a man. But
you know what I should have did me like that?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
You're doing a little bad.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
have never called matter of fact, you know what I
apologize for cause let me get out the phone and
just called Sylvia. See and do that.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
You go right on the head and call her.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make
a decision on what Sylvia want to do.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
Man.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
This is not about being interested in me.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Man.

Speaker 12 (17:28):
This is innocent. This is just me and her going
to the damn class reunion together, man, And it ain't
like we're finna go do something together, man, on a
physical level. We're just going to have fun on.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
My cool. I'm trying to tell you that I'd already
told you know, okay, if you can't get no, I
don't know what you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie.
I'll tell you that much. She's not going to reunion.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm
just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have
done in the first place.

Speaker 8 (17:59):
I tell you, but you ain't in to call nobody.
You bet not die my wife number. Man, I'm telling
you this right now. I'll be at the class word union.
I'll be looking for your kid, whatever your name is.
I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing
those like as I have told you. You are disrespectful.
In the first place, I didn't told Joe, don't call
my wife. She ain't going to do but union. So

(18:21):
you better not call the phone.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
Been. Do you know you lady don't.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Want to walk up and knit of my situation. Now.
I told you I will come to this class reunion
and I will show up, man, because you look like
you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something. You
ain't taking my watch to no class re union.

Speaker 12 (18:38):
You're gonna say, Well, I'm saying your why yo're gonna
want to go to with me? How you know that
you ain't going nowhere? But you out have told you, man,
don't get me acting crazy up in here.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
I'd have told you now. I said first, I'm.

Speaker 12 (18:47):
Gonna come to the class room you, but I will
come to that just to make.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Sure I knock your light shot. Don't be acting stupid
like I can't find they got all kinds of things
found on some of this, but I'll find out.

Speaker 12 (18:58):
What sit innocent man. Me and hus went to the
reunion is innocent, and she ought to be able to
decide if she want to go with me or not.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Ain't nothing about your your sound tries anyway, called somebody
phone because about the class for union. Ain't need much
heard about it.

Speaker 12 (19:10):
I don't get I'll tell you what you know what
I'm gonna get off phone calls hire. Okay, respect the ring.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't folk
the just you man, but I don't understand what you
can under.

Speaker 14 (19:20):
Said about that.

Speaker 12 (19:21):
Respect the ring and man I got one more thing
I need to say to you. Man, got to say
to me.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
except to hit this click in your feel right now.
I got one more damn thing to say to you,
and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna
be through with it. Man, Listen, you got to say
to me? What? What the you gotta say to me for? I?

Speaker 12 (19:40):
Hm, I got this to say to you. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife
still be a got me to prank phone call you?

Speaker 8 (19:57):
You really, I'm serious, man, I said, Oh man, I'm
over here writing in everything.

Speaker 12 (20:03):
Man.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Just man, oh, this.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
Is a joke though. You A right.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
I'm gonna be all right about an hour or two.
That's that's okay, let's go all right, all right, y'all
got me, y'all got me?

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Well, I guess he was a good time to tell
you the class reunion is coming.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Up, and I guess there ain't no classroom.

Speaker 12 (20:25):
Huh No, here's a class for you. You need to
get ready because you're going.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah, I'll be making sure that there would definitely be there.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Was that stupid enough?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Always are.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Coming up.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
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Speaker 7 (21:35):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my
thirty three year old boyfriend has been in jail for
most of our relationship. We met four years ago and
he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When
he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my
ex boyfriend, and now that I am Now that I

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am pregnant, I'm not sure who the father is. My
boyfriend already has three children, so he won't be happy
about this. My ex just got married, so it would
be bad all the way around if it's his child.
Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him
raise the child? Or tell my ex.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
Why I ain't raised him? From? Where? What does he
finla do? What are you zooming? You've been winning four years?
He been locked up most of the focus. He keep
violating probation. He can't, he can't stay away from nothing. Now,

(22:36):
so you've been seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You
don't know who baby it is. He's married, but your
ex is married. So let me get this mar You
just can't get the right kind of dude. The one
you won't, you say you won't is in jail. The

(22:58):
one you win is married. Now you're pregnant, you don't
know which one it is?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Right, She says, her boyfriend in jail won't be happy
because he already has three kids.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
The hell you worrying about him being happy?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
For about the pregnancy?

Speaker 15 (23:14):
Why you can't hear worry about him.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
He got other issues. Even to be mad because you pregnant.
He ain't out here taking care of none of them.
Homeboy gotta get itself together. He gotta quit violating. He
got he got to come out here and do it now.
I know, I know. Don't get me wrong that that violation.
Probation can be for anything. I mean, they can come

(23:40):
set you down for anything. You can't be in the
presence and nobody with a weapon. You can't be in
the president, nobody with a record. You can't be within
so much distance of this, that and the other. You
can't get a ticket. You can't do nothing. You on
probate as it's easy to violate, you know, but you
got you need to start picking better.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on,
Kelsey and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old
hairstylist and one of my clients is messing with the
married man. That man's wife comes to another stylist in
the salon, and through other gossiping women in the salon,
they found out about each other. While my client was

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under the dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote
on it with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me
and the other stylists should pay for the damage because
she's too ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I
liable since it was on my property?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
No? Whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if
you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.
Her insurance is liable for that. You not liable for that.
I don't see how you liable for that on your property.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's over a married man.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Anything. What else usually happened somewhere around somebody property. Somebody
owns that property all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (25:07):
Yeah, so I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
No, you tripping? You know what, you're worried about car?
You're trying to get liability? Put on the what the
little girl? Come on, you get your life together. We're
worrying about the wrong stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's
see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I
have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He
plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,
and I've complained to him and management. He came over
the other day with a peace offering, and it was

(25:48):
not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension
with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.
He said he's ready for set whenever I am. And
he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,
But I've never been in a situation like this. Is

(26:09):
it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Just go the way you think it was gonna go.
I thought he came over there with some weed or something.
He came over there, tongue kissing, left.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, then he left.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.
Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me blow all.
You won't, baby, you might have blown that side. She
will be glad when coming back over.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
But her question is is it a bad idea to
have sex with a neighbor?

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He
just came over here, just mouth kissed you real hard.
I'm talking hard anybody. And and he what what instrument
is he blowing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue

(27:16):
way down your throat. His tongue been on weeds and
stuff all his boy. Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kiss.
You've been growing up in here. All of a sudden,
you girls, it's inevitable. I don't even know why you
wrote this. You already noticed what you do. You just

(27:37):
said you want him so bad? What's stopping you? You
already know it's gonna pop off. But he blowed one
more damn note, and I'm gonna go over there and
straighten all this out. You blow that hard again to
see it on. I come over there and we'll see

(27:58):
who can kiss hard. But what about him? We are
everybody gone there?

Speaker 6 (28:07):
I call myself.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
There, I stop myself. I ain't red. Everybody listening right now,
I probably know what it was. So this write your
own joke. That's gone.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Good morning radio, Yeah, good morning all right? Oh well,
uh wow, look at the time. We gotta go stel oh,
thank you. You're listening. Morning show.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
All right.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
The guys are here with today's comedy segment. Jay tell
us what this is.

Speaker 13 (28:42):
Only has to do it how women can take anything
that a man does, anything, any little, any little movement, anything.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Anything and make something out of it.

Speaker 13 (28:57):
By the way she phrases it, okay, like it makes
you feel as if you're doing something wrong.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Anything for instance, for instance.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Oh oh you're taking showers?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Now, what's wrong with.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
And we got one in the band?

Speaker 13 (29:18):
When did you start taking showers all of a sudden
you showering up?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
I love this thing.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
When did you start wearing that fragrance? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually wear.

Speaker 12 (29:37):
You know.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I just I was in the department strowing. I saw
a new and the ladies.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Pray, you're changing up?

Speaker 11 (29:42):
Now?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
You changing up fragrances?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (29:47):
When they when they start with I see you got
some new shoes. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (29:58):
Well, when did you start eating toes? I never knows
you like toast toast half?

Speaker 7 (30:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half?

Speaker 10 (30:07):
Now, so we cutting off ends.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
You don't eat the crust.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm going to
fool man.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, always somebody love all of this.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I love it.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
Here go one right here is when you start buying
new socks? Yes, well old sock for help?

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:39):
I get this one all the time. What is you
doing on that side of town?

Speaker 14 (30:44):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Why are you over that?

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah? What is you doing in sugar lane?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
That's what I want to get what you over that?
Who you know? Where charl is from?

Speaker 15 (30:56):
Higg Higo one, this one, this one? They say it's
really ball. Could we be mind our own business on
the phone. Maybe they just laughing, having a good time.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
What's so funny?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I like to laugh too?

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (31:08):
What what?

Speaker 13 (31:09):
You all all head back laughing and then day, Yeah,
you're cracking up a joke.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Right here, what I saw you scribbling? What you scratch
it out for?

Speaker 14 (31:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:27):
You got you gotta see your sound?

Speaker 10 (31:29):
You wrote something down scratched.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
You were scribbling what you're scratching out from?

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Yeah? Oh I got one, Steve, I got one? Oh, Shirley,
tell Steve like that? One has one?

Speaker 12 (31:43):
Steve?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Okay, tell me to go ahead.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Since since when you started liking that song? I never
know you like that song?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Oh that's your jam?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I got warm.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
I got warm for you. You ready for this?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
What you gotta bring it?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Why Earl keep calling you.

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Your dog?

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Because we friends? But what do you keep calling you? Photos?
I got I got this one about the Monaco. So
you you didn't went from Zes to Dove?

Speaker 12 (32:20):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
You didn't went from Zes to dove. That's what you're doing.
Now you're doing dub Who.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Got your dove?

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Who puts your on dove?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
I got one? I got one? I got one.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
That one.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
So you went to the McDonald's on the other side
of town.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
What's rolling on one of the street?

Speaker 16 (32:46):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now
you you going to church? You about you about the Lord?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Who with this?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
When you start eating Mediterranean food?

Speaker 8 (33:16):
I got.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
So why you got to be at every taco to.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
What's down?

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Now?

Speaker 9 (33:25):
So good?

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Damn taco do spot? Oh you Mexican?

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Now where you know how from at the bank? I
come in here every day week. You tell me how
I noticed lady.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
People always speaking to see my first time in here?

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:51):
No, no here. So I see y'all friends on Facebook.
We ain't friends on Facebook?

Speaker 9 (34:00):
One right there?

Speaker 6 (34:01):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
Don't hit that like, don't hit that like.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
But yeah, be careful.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Joy.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
So you you hugging people around the waist when you
take pictures, now, huh.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
We got to have our arms straight up in the ass.
We gotta be a wrist.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
We're getting a wrest.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
So when you start wiping stuff off my.

Speaker 17 (34:23):
Face, yeah I know, Yeah, oh boy, yet I'm sleep
in your eye just was giving me.

Speaker 13 (34:35):
I'm oh you like baked chicken? Now, all of a
sudden you baked chicken? Now, okay, yeah, that's what we're doing.
I'm stupid you eating baked chicken.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Since when you got to where you want to hold
my hand? And when we go when they start here
just holding hands? When that starts?

Speaker 10 (34:55):
So you started wearing your ring again.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Huh, you can't win.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Come on, Steve closes out.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Know this, I'm through.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
I like.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
You now you oh, now you now.

Speaker 7 (35:15):
When you start crying after six.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
My god, you're listening morning show. All right, guys, time
now for another round of would you rather? Would you
rather never ever have to get tired or never ever
have to go to the bathroom?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Which one never get tired? I got now, yeah, I
gotta go. I enjoy going to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Over sharing.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
I got TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy the
people don't know who I am. I enjoy I enjoyed
feeling of going to the bathroom.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
I got a built in water spray, but day I
got Yeah, you know, it's enjoyable for me, and I
like the feeling of being in the bathroom, sitting there naked,
ain't got no clothes on, I got a.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Heat on it.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
What you know?

Speaker 8 (36:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Well, thank you, junior.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
No just I never want to double to get tired.
Man going to the bathroom, good feeling. I just set
in that bathroom to my legs, went to sleep.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
How long were you in there?

Speaker 7 (36:29):
One got up and just fell into the dough.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
So long?

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Got him just that had no legs?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Moving on?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Would you rather have no one show up to your
wedding or no one show up to your funeral?

Speaker 7 (36:49):
To the wedding? I want to feel a pack. I
need I need something. I need some acknowledgement, crime remarks,
building shut down you know, yeah that I'm talking about

(37:15):
the feral procession thirty minutes shut down on the car
sold out.

Speaker 14 (37:21):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
All right. Would you would you rather have your own
private jet or your own private island?

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't
got the damn.

Speaker 14 (37:33):
Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, Yeah, millow Island. I'm
gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Island, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Last one, Would you rather sit near the printer or
sit near the water cooler. What weren't near the printer?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Yeah, either way, I'm doing bad. I don't like sit
by water cool I'm working at.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Out of an officer. Here all the studios.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
They ain't got no bottle water.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
All right, that's today's rounded with you.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
I have an assistant that go get this print.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
You're listening morning show? All right, guys. So June we
all know, is a great, big, really big wedding month,
and a lot of people are celebrating their anniversaries. See
your anniversaries this month. So the question for today is
what do you regret not doing on your wedding day?

(38:41):
Who wants to go first? Jay, I go.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
First, I go first.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I regret not doing it.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
We didn't do it. To the next day. It didn't happen.

Speaker 14 (38:54):
It wasn't like in the movies when you pick them up,
carry them through the door and it all happened.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
They didn't go nothing like that. Too tired, got in
there and both fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, wow, too much.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
You party too much.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
You just party too much.

Speaker 14 (39:09):
And what I think the reception and the way it
was just overwhelmed me. Man, Wow, did you hear me
say that? Did you hear my w did you hit up?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
What did you say?

Speaker 12 (39:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
No, said a good and that has an agent in it.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
I said, yeah, come on, what about you?

Speaker 13 (39:28):
Oh me?

Speaker 6 (39:29):
What do I regret on my wedding?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
The answer to what?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (39:34):
I regret showing the hell up?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Let me say that, what on your wedding?

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Let me just say this.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
I have much respect for all the ladies out married.
It was me, Steve will tell you and I'll tell
you it was me. My daughter said at the wedding,
she said, Daddy, and I should have took the advice.
She said, you ain't got to do this. We can
leave right now and have a party. I should have
just left right there and just go with my daughter
and just hang out.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
But I regret you when you're standing right there and
you're looking at the guy and you're saying to you, up,
this ain't gonna this is not gonna work out.

Speaker 13 (40:18):
When I can hear the voice in my head now,
I know I shouldn't be here. I don't know why, brother,
I know I'm gonna mess.

Speaker 12 (40:28):
This up, and I did.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
I completely missed it up. So I regret showing up.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
In this marriage. I have absolutely none. We had a
great day it was in now We One of the
best days turned out to be of my life, my
second marriage. My deepest regret was staying quiet when he said,
is that anyone here? You can flying? Just cause while

(40:59):
he's who shouldn't not be joined that me being quiet
that I was thinking about it. I just felt like
I shouldn't. I shouldn't be the one to say this.
I was waiting on somebody. I thought somebody. Somebody was

(41:25):
somebody was standing up. Nobody did. And I regret staying
quiet doing that particular. Normally, if you ask me something,
I got a response for you right away. But he
wasn't talking to me exactly. He said, is that anyone?
And I was just looking at it. He was looking around.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Turn around.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Yeah, I looked over my shoulder. People thought I was joking.
I was really looking so crazy. He look making sure
nobody's saying nothing.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
No, I was looking at the hopes of just somebody
in your family, staying somebody.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I'm just regretted not tasting the food. I didn't get
a chance.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Right, Yeah, dance a little more. I can party. You know,
I'll walk you down.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yes you did, uh huh, you did? Thank you.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
I was grateful to you for that. But I say
how much people don't believe in me getting married? A
friend of mine said, I invited her to my third wedding.
She said, that's okay, I'll catch the next one.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Your friends know you.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Hell till the no.

Speaker 12 (42:46):
You saying you?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
What is it about you?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh? Man, look at me.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
It's me.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
It's me, It's me, all right.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Else, we'll have more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show
right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up
at the top of the hour, about four minutes after.
It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject I was
in the closet the whole time. We'll get into that
in just a bit. It's not what you think. But

(43:16):
right now it is time for the prank phone call.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
What you got, nephew?

Speaker 14 (43:20):
House party ed Glenda? Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like
a good house.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Party, House good Glenda, Glen.

Speaker 12 (43:31):
Let's go Hello Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to
bring some ice over there?

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see U
if y'all need some what kind of beat should I bring? Ma?
Y'all want some beer? Man?

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Everybody over here pretty much do badwiser? Man, who would
you say this was the game?

Speaker 8 (43:50):
This launch?

Speaker 12 (43:51):
This launch?

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Man?

Speaker 12 (43:52):
I ran it to your wife at the supermarket and
she was telling me, y'all, was you know, getting together?
And she told me to, you know, come on through it.
I ass some time, so I didn't want to just
come through that without nothings, you know what I'm saying.
I want to, you know, come through empty hand and
looking disrespectful.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
Man.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, I feel it.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Man.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
We just be pretty much over he just kicking and
watching the game.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Man.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
You can you know, some beer, some ice, that'd be good.

Speaker 12 (44:11):
Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,
I mean people you are gonna have. I want to
make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah, but who who
do you?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
I can't, I can't really, man, who'd you say this was? Again?

Speaker 8 (44:20):
Though?

Speaker 12 (44:21):
My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lauren. I
went to uh I went to school with Glinda.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?

Speaker 8 (44:27):
Okay? Laurence, huh yeah, yeah we went.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
We went to school together, so you know we we
I ain't seen there like man, I swear it's been
like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean? Ironically,
you know, I just got back to town, you know,
two weeks ago, and to you know, run into a classmate.
I was like, wow, but but you know, uh, she
invited me out.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Man.

Speaker 12 (44:44):
I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you know,
it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,
you know, you say, but wise and I bring some ice, man,
So yeah, we're good.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Were good.

Speaker 12 (44:52):
I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you say Glenda, which y'all, y'all,
y'all went to high school of college and what you
meet her at?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
No?

Speaker 12 (45:01):
No, no, me and me and Glenna went to high
school together.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Dog, Oh, y'all went to high school together.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
Okay, you say what you say? You said? Your ain't Lawrence?

Speaker 12 (45:11):
Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together.

Speaker 14 (45:13):
Man.

Speaker 12 (45:14):
That was you know, man, Glennon still look good? God?
How long y'all been married?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?

Speaker 12 (45:21):
Wow? Wow?

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (45:24):
Okay yeah yeah yeah, yeah? Man, you did good?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Man.

Speaker 12 (45:26):
I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?
But you know it's neither hitting on that, man. But
this is ironic that I ran into him. Man, So
I just appreciated the invite. I saw, I saw Glendon. Man, Yo, Yo,
your girl looking good, man, I ain't seen in a
long time, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,
what do you mean you you hate?

Speaker 12 (45:44):
You messed that up?

Speaker 9 (45:45):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 12 (45:46):
Well? No, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm
thinking you familiar with my name.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Now.

Speaker 12 (45:52):
See Glinda was Glendon was my high school sweetheart. You know.
We dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,
we went the problem together, all right.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
Right, look all right, man, I see you know what man,
I'm let me see.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
I don't know what Glinda what she meant by by
telling you she you could come through the crib, bro,
But you you can't come through.

Speaker 12 (46:15):
My house, dog.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
the day, and she might have had hers, brother, But
you you can't come over my house, dude.

Speaker 12 (46:22):
Okay, okay, hold hold hello, holdo man now, Glinda then
invited me and I'm coming, don't. I don't know what
what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming
to the house. You ain't.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
You ain't come into my house though, Dog.

Speaker 12 (46:35):
Listen to me, Man, I'm not finishinging and go back
and forth with you. I would have ran into Glenn
in the store. Glenna said, she you know, it was
good to see me, you know, come through the night.
I say, cool, you know, and she gave me the
number on ask can you what else I should? You know?
What else I should get? You know? So I'm I'm
calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice and
some beer. I'm gonna roll through.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
Man, it's just a party. Dog.

Speaker 12 (46:56):
You insecure? What's what's up?

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Insecure? Listen?

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Listen to me.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Dog, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get Glinda all right?
And this because right here don't make sense to me.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
Dog, What do you mean?

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Glendy invited you to the house and I'm telling you
right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If
you come to my house, you're gonna.

Speaker 12 (47:12):
Get up hold off. So what what you're threatening me? Now?

Speaker 8 (47:16):
Dog? That's what?

Speaker 12 (47:18):
Who is you don I'm first. That's who I am for.
I remember, I'm off first. I'm the one.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
She really remembers, you mean you don't want She really remembers.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
I'm all first.

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Dog, Man, I look, man, like I said, you bring
your pump over to my house, and it's gonna be
about twenty way none. All my boys over here we're thinking.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
It all right, you bring you over here.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
You won't leave.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
I promise you that.

Speaker 12 (47:44):
I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because
Glenda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And
if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, it's
all and poppets. One thing I don't forgot is my
first love and my first love been invited me to
the house.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
And I can't.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
I can't even deal with it.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
Bro.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
I'm gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't
spoke to Glinda. You know what I live, right, you
show your stuff. I want you to come on. I
want you to come on over and you show up
like I said, you shut up and everything going on.
I promise you that, brother.

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Whatever then, man, it's whatever right, Hey.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
Bright look look man, me and my boys over here,
we just waiting on we just waiting on there. All
you gotta do is is make the move broight, all
you want.

Speaker 12 (48:23):
To do is make I'll tell you what, man, I'm
just let me call Glenda. See I need to call
Glenda because see see see.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Glennar let me caet Glinda? Who can you don't who you?

Speaker 12 (48:33):
I'm gonna tell you one month time. I am Glinda's first.
Don't give her on the inner side life. I might
be her last her everything.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Must be out his mind. See lord, listen, I got
this park on the phone.

Speaker 12 (48:44):
But Rick, yo, yo, don let me ask you this here.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Man.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
You don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you do? You?
What the I know where her spot at?

Speaker 13 (48:53):
What the fu?

Speaker 9 (48:55):
Are you done?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
What the th this she is?

Speaker 8 (48:57):
Bro?

Speaker 12 (48:58):
Hey, man, ain't you bring up?

Speaker 9 (49:00):
But yeah, I want you to show up at Mike.

Speaker 12 (49:02):
You call me with this stupid bruh.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
You're talking about my girl, my girl? Spot you come,
but I want to see you at the crib right now, bro,
get your seeing your whip right now, you drive down.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
To my you I'm mona you up.

Speaker 12 (49:14):
Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to tell you what.

Speaker 9 (49:20):
I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you
bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home
though you're not going home whatever.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Is you listening, my girl? I got one more thing
I want to say to you, though. Is you listening
to me?

Speaker 9 (49:34):
I'm not listening to you.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
Hey, man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidently
you ay? Are you listening to me?

Speaker 9 (49:41):
You want to say?

Speaker 12 (49:42):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife, Glinda.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
You see, I'm no plan many I'll playing dog kill y'all. Man,
I'm so glad there's a joke. Brun I'm telling because
one of us was leaving here at tonight.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
Bruh, that's going down.

Speaker 14 (50:19):
It is June fifteen, neph you tell me House Party
Comedy Jam. That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater.
Tony Robins, Dominique and myself we will be in the
building acting a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends.
All your father's come on out and get with your boy,
get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.
And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth, that

(50:42):
is Father's Day weekend, and that is the next day
will be my beautiful anniversary with me when I had
twenty three years of being married.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
I love you so much, dear. She will be coming
to work with me.

Speaker 14 (50:53):
Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and
not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.
Pray for me, boy, that ain't happen. Yeah, yeah, it
might all be coming to the close front row. Yeah,
well it's gone. This might be the last show then
with those jokes, wow.

Speaker 15 (51:19):
Like that?

Speaker 14 (51:20):
Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.
These are great ones.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
This is this is class.

Speaker 14 (51:28):
You don't want to say, a classic. They've been hitting
home runs. I didn't wanted to see them this early,
but I guess this is it.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.

Speaker 14 (51:45):
All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay
hands on me for a minute.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Unless just let's just see if I can get through it.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together the senators.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Why is that barb.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior
gonna say to these senators next.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Year to Dallas a new time. All right, we're moving on.
Thank you, Nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject I
was in the closet the whole time. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

(52:29):
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(52:50):
could be yours, you never know.

Speaker 10 (52:52):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. It's
time for the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 18 (52:55):
Well, my great friend Shirley straw Thank you, my friend Junior. Subject,
I was in the closet the whole time, do Stephen, Shirley.
I'm twenty eight years old and I've had the worst
dating history of all my friends. I was recently dating
a guy that told me he had a stalker, and
we had to lay low for a while until she

(53:16):
left him alone. I understood why he might have a
stalker because he is fine and sexy, with a ball
head and a full beard. He's thirty six years old,
so I was intrigued by dating an older man for
the first time. I had been to his home a
few times and it was very nice, so I asked
him who helped him decorate it. He said his mother

(53:37):
used to be an interior designer, so she helped him out.
We primarily spend time at my apartment, though, because his
house was way in the suburbs. All of these red
flags were popping up, but I overlooked them because I
wanted this to work out.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend,
we had planned to see Frankie, Beverly and Mays in concert,
and he had a car service pick me up first
and then and then pick him up. He told me
to come in so we could have a drink before
we left. We started fooling around and he took me
into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.

(54:13):
As I got naked, I heard a woman's voice. He
picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put
me in walk in closet and said he thinks his
stalker is in the house and I need to stay
in the closet and be quiet because she's crazy. I
could faintly hear him asking the woman to go to
the concert with him, and then silence. Fifteen minutes later,

(54:36):
he texted me and asked me to make up the
bed and get ano uber and he'd explain things later.
I left the room a mess and I left. He
had been calling me NonStop. He's been calling me NonStop,
but I won't answer. And why did he force me
in the closet and leave? Should I hear him out
or keep ignoring him?

Speaker 12 (54:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
What you should do right now is run, run, run run. Okay,
there's nothing to explain. What can he explain? I mean,
your red flags were right, they were real, and since
you chose to ignore them because you said you wanted
to work it out. You wanted this to work out
with this guy. God did you a favor and allowed
that to happen. Okay, it was either his wife or

(55:18):
his girlfriend, his living girlfriend in the house, and that's
all you need to know. What else do you need
to know? I can't believe how stupid and reckless he
was to put you in harm's way like that his
stalker was in the house. But then again I can
because he sounds selfish and he sounds like a liar. Anyway,
the best thing that could have happened to you was leaving,

(55:42):
was him leaving you in that closet. So please let
him call all day and night, but don't answer that phone,
because what can he say? How can he explain what
he did? He can't explain that, there's nothing he can say.
Block him right now, Block him and move on with
your life. Please learn from this experience the next time

(56:03):
your your gut starts putting up red flags. Okay, listen, listen, Linda, listen.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
Steve, this is a way. Who are we talking to
in this letter? I'm so confused because you're asking questions
of Shirley and I that are so damn obvious. Yeah,
I don't even understand why you needed when you wrote
the letter, did you read it back? You didn't answer

(56:30):
none of these questions yourself. I was in the clauset
the whole time. What now, you're twenty eight years old, single,
I've had the worst dating history of all my friends. Well,
let me tell you why. Based on this letter right here,
I think the reason you've had the worst dating experience
of all your friends is because you're slow. You're slow,

(56:53):
young lady, You're just slow.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
You really want to use that word.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
No, that's the word I want to use. Your just slow.
I'm just saying that you're you're you're you're slow to
come to terms with things. You're slow to figure it out.
You're you're you're slow to get the point. You're you're
you're you're you're you're slow to come to conclusions. I
don't mean like slow in there any other way, except

(57:20):
you're slow to come to conclusions. It takes you too
long to figure out the obvious. You need to become
a quicker person. You're too damn slow. Good, I mean
so looking at that's why you have the worst dating experience.
I recently dating a guy that told me he had
a stalker. Okay, let's keep this in mind now, and

(57:43):
we had to lay low for a while until she
left him alone. Where wait, so we just met and
we got to lay low for a while until she
leave him alone. Okay, then why don't we do this
right here when you get rid of the stalker and

(58:04):
the coast is clear, so I don't get myself in
a dangerous situation. Why don't you get that figured out
and then call me after you got the restraining orders
and everything from the police department. But oh no, you
slow to come to that. I came to it right
after I read the letter. Surey came to it. Everybody
listening and came to this. But you slow. So now

(58:27):
y'all gonna lay low for a while. I understood why
he might have a stalker because he find and sexy
with a bald head and a full beard. That's why
you got a stalker. That's what you came to. You
got a stalker because you bad head and you find
you understood that? What how did you come to understand that?

(58:49):
Just because he got a ball head and he fined.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
He fined to who.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Tell you?

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Obviously the stalker don't feel that way because the stalker
trying to kill him.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
So hold on, Steve, hold on.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter, subject
I was in the closet the whole time. We'll get
back into it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
And the subject is I was in the closet the

(59:30):
whole time.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
This is such a sad because you know, the subject is,
I was in the closet the whole time. And when
I said earlier, and I explained myself what I mean
by saying she's slow, I'm saying that she is slow
to come to conclusions. She's slow to reach certain points
of understanding. The girl is just slow to this, and

(59:54):
the rest of us is reading this letter, we're getting
it right away. Yeah, but this happened to her and
she's slow to all of this. So now she's twenty
eight years old, got the worst dating history of all
my friends. I think it's because she's slow. I was
recently dating a guy that told me he had a
stalker and we had to layload for a while until
she left him alone. Okay, cool, First things first, get

(01:00:15):
rid of your stalker. Call me so you don't put
me in an uncompromising position. Let me know when everything
is clear. When you got a police you know, restraining order,
and everything you need from the courts or she get
arrested or something there and call me okay, cool. But
you ain't do that because you understood why he might
have a stalker because he find is sexy with a

(01:00:35):
bald head and a full bed. That's it. So if
you ball hit it fine, sexy and got a full bed,
you gonna have stalkers. That's all to be.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Maybe that's what you no, no, no, that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
You're gonna have a stalker. So now he's thirty six
years old. So I was intrigued by dating an older
man for the first time. You're twenty eight, thirty six.
He ain't no older man. That's eight years. Oh my god,
you're not only slow, you can't do arithmetic. It's eight years,

(01:01:11):
little girl, that ain't an older man, that ain't even ten.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
You frustrated? Did you just sigh?

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Now listen to this. Now, I had been to his
home a few times and it was very nice. Wait
a minute, I thought he just told you we're gonna
have to lay load for a while. But no, no, no,
you done been to his home a few times and
it was very nice. So I asked him who helped
him decorate it? He said, his mother used to be

(01:01:42):
an intereared designer, so she helped him out. That sounds good,
that's okay, I ain't tripping on that. We primarily spend
time in my apartment though, because his house was way
in the suburbs. Okay, so your house is where. If
his house is way in the suburbs, your house is well.

(01:02:04):
So obviously this was like too long of a drive
for y'all. I would go on and take the time
for the nice house long drive. We can talk, get
to know each other. But oh, that's right, y'all can't
be seen together because y'all got to lay low because
he got a stalker. And then she says, all these
red flags were popping up, but I overlooked him because

(01:02:26):
I wanted this to work out. A lady came on
my show one time and said the best line I
heard about red flags. She said, ladies, stop collecting red flags.
Stop collecting You see, y'all, we red flags pop up,
go the other way, stop collecting them. But you know
why she was collecting them, because she wanted this to

(01:02:47):
work out. I gave him the benefit of the doubt,
the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend we had planned
to see Frankie Beverly Mays in Concept and he had
a conservice picked me up first and then pick him up.
No problem with that. He told me to come in
so we can have a drink. Before we left. We
started fooling around and he took me into one of
the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird. But you

(01:03:09):
took your ass in there anyway. See now it was weird.
See you a little slow, but let me tell you
how quick you get over stuff. As I got naked,
he told me to come in so we can have
a dream. We started fooling around and he took me

(01:03:31):
into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.
So as I got naked, the next lafe we got
over that week you got you got real good, real fast.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
This weird bedroom down the hardway.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
Let me go and get these clothes off before I
figured this out. As I got naked, I heard a
woman's voice. He picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets,
and put me in a walk in closet and says
he thinks his stalker is in the house and I
need to stand in the closet and be quiet because

(01:04:15):
she crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
What what.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Wait a minute, you got nigked. You hear a woman's voice.
He pick you up, wrap you in the sheet, the sheets,
your flow ass to the closet. You stand there, moneyfied, Yes,
wrapped up tight. Probably wrap your mouth up too, so
you couldn't say nothing. Now you in that looking like

(01:04:41):
a full blown mommy in a tune. And you hear
a woman's voice. He told you be quiet cause she crazy.
Right after he said that, I could faintly hear him
asking the woman to go to the concert with him,
and then silence. Who takes a stalker to see Frankie Beverly?

(01:05:03):
You know how hard it is to enjoy a show
and somebody's standing next to you trying to kill you.
I can't believe this. Come I look a murderer with
me to the concert? What easy? And he starts his
concert with we all won.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
See, we gotta go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
I got to come back and give you just my
last piece of this right here. You know it's a
lot of slow people listening.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
All right, We'll be back with part three, The Strawberry
Letter for today.

Speaker 13 (01:05:42):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
At forty six minutes after right after this, you're listening
Morning show, all right, because this letter is so crazy.
Steve had to do a part three.

Speaker 7 (01:05:54):
I'm gonna just go with this real quick. This woman
that don't know how to figure stuff out to meet
this man that they start dating, and she twenty eight
thirty six told him we got to lay load because
I got stalker. Okay, So now we went out to
his house and he got real nice. How she asked
me how he decorated, How I told her. He told
her mama was decorating, and she helped her. But his

(01:06:14):
house way out in the suburbs. So we spend all
the time at my apartment because don't nobody want to
drive nowhere to no nice house. We just rather stay
over here in the hood and do our business, you know.
And so now, okay, so now he invited you to
go to Frankie Beverly concert and he had a Conservice
pick you up. He told me come in, so we

(01:06:34):
have a drink and we started fooling around, and then
he took me to one of the guest bedrooms, now
which I thought was wed, you know. And but then
as I got naked, but she gets over steps real
fast in this lever yard, it's just ooh, it's wed.
Let me take these clothes off, and so she took
her clothes off. I heard a woman's voice. He picked
me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put me

(01:06:55):
in the walk in closet and said, he thinks his
stalker is in the house. I need to stand in
the closet and be quiet because she crazy. All right now,
now you you mummified, you wrapped up real tight and
even wrapped your mouth, your head up, you and that
can't do number. See he left a little slit so
you could see, that's.

Speaker 9 (01:07:15):
All it was.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
And men, you could faintly hear him asking the woman
to go to the concert with him, and then silence.
So you telling me that the stalker then broke in,
and his way to calm the crazy stalker down is
invite her to Frankie bevet Maids once again. Do you
know how hard it is to enjoy a concert standing

(01:07:40):
there next to somebody trying to kill you? That is hard.
That's some hard ass partying right there. I ain't. I
dodnet been at a party and a shot rang out,
and it messed me. I didn't. I didn't take the
murderer with me, And so then there was silence, and
then fifteen minutes later, he text me and asked me

(01:08:02):
to make up the bed and get in the uber
and he'd explain things later. I left the room a
message I know that's right. Good you better show him
and I left that He's been calling me non stop,
but I won't answer. Why did he force me in
the closet and leave? Let me ask you a question.
Why you think he forced you in that closet clouset
and then leave? Well, let me just take a look

(01:08:24):
at it how you would look at it, Because he
didn't want you to get attacked by the stalker that
he was finn to take to the concert with the
ticket that he bought for you and him. So I
ain't no need to waste in this damn ticket. Let
me carry his stalker down here live in this nice
hand's house who decorated damn so because it's his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Instagram at Steve h Yes, we got to god Struwberry Letter.

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
The stalk will come back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Check out the Strubberry Letter podcast on the Man Coming
up next, comedy Roulette Jnthony Brown.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
He got a stalker back home? Fix us on Need Too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
You're listening Morning show? All right, guys, here we are
it is time for today's comedy roulette. Jay, please set
it up for us.

Speaker 13 (01:09:13):
Here's how we do it, because we know how to
do it. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.
Spun the wheel around, wed stop, we'll do.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
The damn thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Put them up and spin it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Let me hear what we get, all right. Today's categories
are things people whisper in church, ways you describe someone
from outer space.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Let me read that one again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Waves, you describe someone from outer space. That's what we're doing.
Stuff kids say when they want you to babysit, and
then stuff kids say when they want you to babysit.
All right, got them spin the wheel? Yeah? Yeah, really

(01:10:04):
that out of state? Oh okay, just missed it. It's
things people whisper in church. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Then we go comedy roulette. Things people whisper in church?

Speaker 13 (01:10:22):
Now she know that hat is just too damn big. Seriously,
nobody on this rope can see a damn thing.

Speaker 15 (01:10:34):
All right, Jay, If we're doing things people whisper in church, Okay,
I don't know why I passed that, Like he don't
want to hear a word from God? I heard one too,
Sit down, Oh, wrap it up.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
Cut your mic on from Oh there, you man, I've
been talking ten minutes ago. Y'all ain't heard.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
What happened.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Things people whispering church.

Speaker 14 (01:11:03):
You know, you know why she lay get into the
clients than she always in the study with paster. That's
what they be doing study, that's what they be doing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Things people in church, big dog, Julia Junior. What's the school?

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
I love it?

Speaker 11 (01:11:28):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
I love it church. Come things people whispering chef in church.

Speaker 13 (01:11:39):
If that old lady hit that tambourine one more damn time,
one more damn time.

Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
Yeah, things people say in church.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I see they gut Satan attendance service this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Right, things people whisper in church. He gonna be another
damn out pass me that flask. You gotta get her
a little nip out of that. I don't need a
little nips.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Off people whisper in church.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
Ju i't won't say nothing. He really can't.

Speaker 13 (01:12:27):
Preach'd let things people whisper in church.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
You know, praise dancers ain't in the Bible. Nowhere in
the Bible, no.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Praise the Lord there.

Speaker 10 (01:12:51):
All Right, things people say in church, whispering church. We
all know he got new dances.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
He ain't got smiter damn much new grill?

Speaker 14 (01:13:03):
Is she come with all them kids? You know that
little one has blown her brother and you know that,
you know, look just like him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Things people whisper in church.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
We'll close it up, ju what you Yeah, I sn't
want to hit that lead so real? Right, I've heard
that one, so real?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
All right, thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
That's comedy roulette, ladies and gentlemen. More of today's trending
stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show. All right, guys, listen up our comedians on
the show. Here's our work office quickie question. Okay, okay,

(01:14:01):
is there something you wish you had waited to do
until you got older rather than when you were a
younger person, whether you know when you were at a
younger age. We all know several people who wish they
had waited until they were in their thirties to say,
get married. Okay, so what's something you guys did while
you were young but you wish you had waited until

(01:14:22):
you got older.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
I probably wished I had waited to start cussing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Really a young age.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Yeah, I was in at four. I started at fo Yeah,
led to several lass what was unnecessary?

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
You could have held out.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
I should have waited to start cussing, lad in it
like how jumping in and four was a early commitment.
I should wait, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Sixteen, All right, well, we'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show coming up with.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I didn't know how to cuss. That was my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Dang it, you're listening morning show? All right, gots time
now for another round of would you rather? Would you
rather never ever have to get tired or never ever
have to go to the bathroom? Which one never get tired?

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
I old? Now, Yeah, I gotta go. I enjoy going
to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
It's over sharing.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
I got a TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy
the don't people don't know who I am? I enjoy
I enjoyed feeling of going into the bathroom. I gotta
built in water spray, but day I got. It's enjoyable
for me. And now I like the feeling of being

(01:15:45):
in the bathroom, sitting there naked. Ain't got got a
heat on it?

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
What you know?

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Well, thank you, junior.

Speaker 10 (01:15:57):
No, I just I never want to get tired. Man,
going to the bathrooms good feeling.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
I just set in that bathroom to my legs, was
went to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
How long were you there? I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
Got up and just fell into the dough. You had
so long? Got him just they had no legs? All right?
Moving on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Would you rather have no one show up to your
wedding or no one show up to your funeral?

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
To the wedding, I would fuel pack. I need I
need some I need some acknowledgement, crime remark building shut down,
you know, yeah that I'm talking about the funeral. Persis

(01:16:58):
thirty minutes shut down on he called sold out. It's
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Would you would you rather have your own private jet
or your own private island?

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't
got the damn.

Speaker 14 (01:17:15):
Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, yellow island.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
I'm gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big island,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Last one? Would you rather sit near the printer or
sit near the water cooler near the printer? Yeah, I ain't.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Either way.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
I'm doing bad. I don't like water cooler and I'm
working at one. Remember water color.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Out of an officer here all the studio.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
They ain't got no bottle water?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
All right, that's today's rounded.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Would you have an assistant that go get this Printon?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
It's coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
we'll close out the show with our last break, and
of course Steve will have some closing remarks that you
don't want to miss.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Here we are, last break of the day. All right,
Steve hit us with your closing remarks. What do you
have for us today?

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Just some more encouragement. I want to try to give
you a mindset, and you can pick and choose whichever
you like, but I want to try to give you
a mindset to succeed with. I want you all to

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start thinking about your goals, your visions, and your dreams,
and I want you to think of them like their
long overdue. Have you wanted something for so long that

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you think that it's long overdue? Have you ever dreamt
of something so many times and it's yet to happen
that you kind of feel like it's long overdue. I
want you to take that feeling that is long overdue,
and I want you to internalize that feeling, because what

(01:19:29):
I want you to do is I want you to
take that feeling and I want you to use it
as your motivation to pursue your dreams and goals. Because
some of you are right, it's long overdue now. Some
of you may feel that way because you're just impatient.
But however you want to look at it. I want
you to take that long overdue feeling and I want

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you to use it as your motivation to spur you
to get at it. Take that long overdue feeling and
start looking at your life in terms of you know what,
Now's the time. Now is the time. There is no
better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your

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ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.
Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no
such a time. You got to remember that there's a
force out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,
the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,
to throw temptation in your path, to test you all

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along the way. All God needs us to do is
pass these tests. You're not going to pass all of them,
but he wants your best effort. But you got to
act like, now's the time. You've got to develop a
sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdough, this thing

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that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening
is now. And I have to develop and you have
to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.
It's this sense of urgency that spurs you. It springs
you into action. See, the hospital is filled with rooms

(01:21:22):
of care and all like this, but you got different divisions.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
If you and I see you, intensive care unit, it's
intensive care. They in that watching you all the time.
They got you monitored regularly, you hooked up to machines.
It's down there at the nursing station, you and I
see you. They got the emergency room that's set up
for people who are stuffed and popped off unexpectedly and

(01:21:48):
you need some care right away. Now, the fact that
you got to sit there and wait on your right
away all this time. It's still the emergency room. But
you want to approach your life with a sense of urgency.
You don't have to sit there and get put on
hold like they do at the hospital. Fill out the paperwork.

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You got develop a sense of urgency because if it's
long overdue, and now is the time you might as
well develop a sense of urgency. Your success, your dreams
and visions of happening and occurring have to be critical.
They have to be critical. It's got to be critical.

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You have to perform in your life like you are
in a state of being critical. This is critical. It's critical,
y'all that you become successful. It's critical. It's tied to
your happiness, your success, your well being. It's critical. This

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ain't something man that we can casually deal with. It
has to be critical to you. You have to have
it in your mind that being happy and being successful
is something that you can't live without.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Do you know how many negative things people feel is
overdue that they have a sense of urgency junkies addicts,
it's a sense of urgency for that and it's a
negative thing. I got to get high. I got to
get my fix. Do you know that people developed sense
of urgencies and and and and and and and things
being critical over so many negative things. I gotta get

(01:23:36):
down there a happy hour. I gotta get more likes
on my page. I gotta do something that I don't
really feel comfortable doing because I gotta get more likes.
I gotta show some parts of my body. I really
don't want to show, but I'm trying to get some likes.
I'm trying to get my followers up. Do you know
how many people are feeling critical about that? How many

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people are approaching that negativity with a sense of urgency
that they can't live without. Well, let me explain something
to you. You should feel that way about your success,
and you should feel that way about your happiness. That
is critical, man, it's overdue. Now's the time you have

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to have a sense of urgency. Your happiness and success
is critical to your well being. You cannot live without it.
That's the mindset you have to have towards your success.
If you don't, you're not going to be successful. I'm sorry,
I hate to tell you that, but you won't be successful.
People feel that way. It's critical. Get critical about your

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happiness and about your success and get it done. Those
are my closing remarks today. Enjoy your day, Listen, talk
to God today. He would absolutely love to hear from you.
He really would. It don't matter if it's been a while.
He understands. Talk to him today. Have a good.

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