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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all baby.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So don't give a.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Black busy listening to show to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Don't joy? Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that. Turn out

(01:13):
turn You.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
To turn the mouth. Turn You probably got to turn
the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Mouth the monk.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you think, huh?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 9 (02:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
God been good to me. Man, he been so good
to me. Wow. And and you know why I say
it like that.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
of myself.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I mean, you know what I mean by that. I
mean I mean that he's been good to me.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
In spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
but knowingly got myself involved with, all of the stupid
decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
he's still been good to me. Bring it all and

(02:58):
put it on the plate, and he's Steve being good
to me.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man. That's amazing.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
Man, And I'm sure there's a lot of people that
can say the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I mean, come on, man, I got you.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
Ain't famous, I got ain't nobody, got no microphone in
your face. I got nobody, ain't got no spotlight on you.
I got nobody, ain't got no camera in your face.
I got nobody. Probably ain't nobody blogging about you. But
let me tell you something. If you break it down
and be real about it, Oh you done done something
outside the box. You done done something ladies included. You've
done something out the box. You woke up and went

(03:30):
what did I do that for?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
We've all done it. So with all that said and done,
God still loves you, man, God still loves you, still
wants the best for you, still considers you his child.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And it's willing. It's willing man to show you your future.
He is willing to show you your life. He is
willing to let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
you know. Today, Man, I want to encourage brothers out there,
and when I say, brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
of the male species. I don't care about your color.
I really really don't. I don't even have time for
that in my day. Matter of fact, sometimes when you

(04:18):
get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
I just want to wake up some days and just
going by my business and do me. I don't want
to have to deal with somebody. I get tired of
talking about the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away,
But sometimes I get tired. So to day, I'm talking

(04:39):
to brothers, all the brothers of the male species. I'm
talking about men today. Man, if you ain't doing it all,
if you're feel an empty man, start today completing your
process and your journey.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And you know what I'm.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
Saying by that, if there's a part of you just
missing as a man, and now, man, I'm talking to you.
So you know, some ladies listening, but you know what
I'm talking about. It's some part of you that's missing
as a man. If you ain't really been in touch
with your kids like you're supposed to now, for whatever
the reason is. And please know, I do understand how

(05:19):
sometimes women can use children as pawns. It happens all
the time. I've been through it. I've been through it, man,
I know what it feels like, man, to wanna do something.
But because you ain't got this or you ain't doing this,
then I ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta
fight through, fellas, you got to fight through. You got

(05:41):
to fulfill your end of the deal. And I got
how difficult they making it. I got how man, it's
gonna come with some drama, but you gotta fight through it.
Because man, we need fathers to be fathers. That's really
what we need. If you're a man out there and
you are a father of a child, we need you
do your job.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Our community, our situation, us as a people, all of us.
We need you to be a father period. Hey man,
I ain't coming down on you. I'm just your boy.
I'm your man. And I've been in the same predicament,
in the same hole myself, where I couldn't get to them,

(06:25):
where they were used as pawns, where they were told
things about me, that wasn't even true. I've been through it.
You can't see them, you don't come up. Okay, okay,
I got all that. You ain't sent this. You ain't okay,
hey got all that. If you can call them sometimes,
tell them you thinking about them, tell them you love them.

(06:47):
If you can get a letter to them, if you
can get a message to your children through one of
your relatives, start the process today.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Be a father. It's your job.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
Now, because because you ignoring him, are you acting like
they ain't over there? Or you thee backed him out
of your mind because the situation got too difficult. I
got that. I got that, But you got to step
up and be fathers. You got to write a letter.
You gotta send the money if she talking about If
you don't send all the money, you ain't gonna see him.
Send what you got if she if taking it over

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there is too much drama, send it through a relative,
Give it to a mama, give it to her sister,
ask her to take it over there and do something
for the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with
the drama. I got that, and I know it's much
to pay when you have to deal with that. Because clearly.
I know hell have no fury like a woman's going
Please know. I know that, please know. And that's a

(07:42):
real statement. That ain't no saying. Steve got That's that's
the truth. But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you
have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a long way
to your children. Just say, look, because I've made this
upontology before. Hey man, look I'm sorry. I wasn't there

(08:04):
for you. I was out grinding and hustling and I
wasn't paying attention to you, and I should have been.
And I apologize. And I imagine, man, there's days where
you was telling people I was your father up at
the school and they wasn't believing you. I apologize for
sending you through that. But now, ma'am, I tell you what.
I made some mistakes, and I got it together. I

(08:26):
want me and you to move forward as father and son.
I want me and you to move forward as father
and daughter. I want to be in your life now.
I ain't got a lot, but guess what, I know
a lot because if you a man and you a father,
please know, you know something that child don't know. You
have information, you have experience. That's all they need sometimes
to have somebody.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
To talk to.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
That daughter yours just needs to know from her daddy,
how should a man treat me?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Dad? What should I look for in a man?

Speaker 8 (08:56):
See, they'll take that information from you because they know
it's coming from the right place. And then you know
that your son needs you because you know how difficult
it is if you're trying to be a man without
your daddy. You already know how funky that is, right there.
So come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number

(09:20):
on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
note up to the school.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Do something. Man.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
If those of us that are fathers would just be fathers,
I could shut the minering camp down.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
I will say I apologize because I don't want you
to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
reminding you. This is our job. These are our children,
this is our responsibility. We are men. There is no excuses.
You don't get you don't get cut a brake on
that one.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Sorry you're listening.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Show ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
And the reason I'm asking for it is because when
I get it, I'm gonna do something with it. Now,
now that I have your attention, here we go. You're
about to be enlightened, a little bit frightened, educated, but

(10:23):
then sometimes a little miseducated. You're gonna be entertained, while
at the same time start the process.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Of being interchanged.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
Then we're gonna stimulate, but we're not gonna try to annihilate.
And in other words, when you summer all this up,
in the words of one of my dear, dear friends,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show is about to tare their
mouth out. And the word is mouth, MoU f f mouth.

(10:57):
That's how we say it, that's how we spell it.
Welcome to the show, Sureley straw Ben.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That is what we do. Steve Harvey, good morning, let
him for real?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
What's happening crew?

Speaker 11 (11:10):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (11:10):
Hey, hey, hey, junior morning.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
You ain't like yet?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Mouse, Eva, nephew, Tommy.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Have your mouth out, hey, just take it. Yeah, tongue
and all gums all that will.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Last anything in there. What if you have gentle work,
pull that more money. You're gonna need some more work.

Speaker 13 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, you look good today.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Steve, you're feeling all right?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Tell yeah, you donna feel pretty good, man.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
I've changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've
taken everything, everything that I used to have to do,
I've turned it around and said I get to do it.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Has made a world of difference. My day are going
much smoother.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and everything I do.
And I'm just watching God to see what he got
from and next, because He's always taking care of me.
And I lived my life in the expectation that there's
some greater things on the horizon, and I'm just watchful Lord.

Speaker 14 (12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Now, what I always try to make sure I do
love is I try to give something for God to
put his finger on. You know, God can touch it
for you. I just try to give him something to touch,
you know, I put it. I got a lot of
balls in there. You know, he can take any one

(12:42):
of them balls he want to and just blow it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Up, right, going to do that, But no, he did.
He did this, and turns out it's better.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Surely.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
I can't really tell you how many times what I
wanted and what he gave me was two different things. Absolutely,
how I want it and how he gave it to me.
It was different time, and it was way better than
what I want.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Because his thoughts are not our thoughts.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Man, Such a blessed man to come to the realization
of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
teach people how it works without sound and preachy, because
I'm not really qualified to do that. But I wish
I could share with people how it works.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Man, That's doable.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
But you can do that.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, all right, well you.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
Can teach him.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, I'm gonna try it in my clothes and remarks.

Speaker 13 (13:37):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that brank.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Back right after this.

Speaker 13 (13:44):
You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
to start your morning.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Off with the nephew and run that breank back.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
What you got for his neph.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
The title of this is Condom clean Us. Come on
cat Condom.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tamika. Tamika, how you doing.
I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here.
Uh huh, listen, did you bring some clothes in this morning?

Speaker 15 (14:18):
No? I didn't bring anything into you this morning.

Speaker 11 (14:21):
Okay, Well listen, we we got an order that was
dropped off this morning.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
Here.

Speaker 11 (14:26):
Uh it's a couple of suits, uh, some business shirts
and a few other things. But there's actually been some
articles actually left in the clothing.

Speaker 15 (14:34):
So my husband probably brought that down.

Speaker 11 (14:38):
Okay, he talked about this morning. It was dropped off
like around seven this morning. But we got it's got
let's word this talk about a hundred bucks cash in
the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh, there's
there's a cup link here. I looked all over. It's
only one cup link and then there's two condoms in here.
So I wanted to see if you guys wanted me
to put this in a plastic bag or something and.

Speaker 15 (15:00):
It it Can you repeat what was left in there? Again?

Speaker 11 (15:06):
Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
right out one hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh.
There's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
business card for uh what it's this?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
This is uh what else was left right?

Speaker 11 (15:23):
Roll, I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards.

Speaker 15 (15:25):
Don't I'm not interested in the business card because you
said something else.

Speaker 11 (15:28):
Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look
all over the bag to see if we can find it,
but we don't see that either.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
What what else is in this pocket?

Speaker 16 (15:39):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (15:39):
Like, I said, you got a you got one hundred
dollars in here?

Speaker 15 (15:42):
There's some Uh no, no, no, you have said something
to me.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Yes, there's business cards. There's an insurance car for.

Speaker 15 (15:51):
Some business cards. You said something.

Speaker 11 (15:53):
Else, A coupling, man, there's a coupling in here that
we can said something else? Oh, okay, with the last week.
There's two condoms in here. Hello, what did did you say? Uh? Like,
I said, there's one hundred dollars in here?

Speaker 6 (16:09):
There's no business Did you say?

Speaker 15 (16:11):
Did you say there was some condoms in there?

Speaker 11 (16:13):
There's two? There's two extra large combumns in here. Hello,
I'm here.

Speaker 15 (16:19):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Chris?

Speaker 11 (16:30):
Uh? Well, it has uh? I mean maybe you know
the items man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit.

Speaker 15 (16:39):
That's that sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding.
What's your number that condoms.

Speaker 11 (16:47):
The phone woman? That the phone number that I called
the numbers that attached to this actual order. So I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this
is this his number? Your home number?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Was your say?

Speaker 11 (16:59):
What the number is this?

Speaker 6 (17:01):
This is our house number?

Speaker 15 (17:03):
I I just don't believe you know what what you're
telling me, because we just celebrated our our anniversary last
week and this is what? What?

Speaker 11 (17:13):
What?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
What? What?

Speaker 9 (17:13):
I mean?

Speaker 11 (17:14):
What's what's wrong?

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Man?

Speaker 15 (17:15):
What's wrong?

Speaker 8 (17:16):
What?

Speaker 15 (17:16):
First about we married and we never used condoms? And
then you look at calling me talking about you got
condoms left in his suit coat pocket? I'm not understand.

Speaker 11 (17:27):
Okay, I know he ain't on me, well not not,
I mean not necessarily. I mean, you know they could
have been there.

Speaker 15 (17:33):
Why why he laffed kinds in his pocket? That just
don't make any damn sense. If we marry and we
don't use kind of want of, what do you have
kind of in his pocket?

Speaker 11 (17:44):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that one. I guess my main reason is that
you want me to wait a minute.

Speaker 15 (17:51):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?

Speaker 11 (17:53):
Did you clean the suit or no, we haven't cleaned.
I just I just start talking stuff and I don't
want you.

Speaker 15 (17:59):
I don't want you to clean up things. And all
those articles that that you said, I want you to
put it, huh. I want you to. I want you
to put everything, including the damn conders. I want you
to put it in the bag. I want you to
put it in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if
I'm gonna come up there and I'm.

Speaker 11 (18:16):
Gonna pick everything up, okay, I mean I'll be here
all day. Like I said, my name is Brad, and
I'll be here if you want me to. If you
want me to put him to the side, I won't
clean them. I'll just put him to the side and
I leave him in the same laundry bag he had
when he dropped them all.

Speaker 15 (18:30):
Chris, I don't believe that I ain't gave it the
good years of my life and he's gonna turn around
a cheat on me. You make sure you don't clean
up thing, because I'm gonna serifie all that my damn self.
You put all that in the back I'm gonna call
my job and let him know I'm not coming into that.

Speaker 11 (18:47):
Your mouth slow down. I don't want you to get
to hysterical. I mean, you know you're getting a little irate,
are you?

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (18:54):
I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be
all right when I get up there. Who Chris is
gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You
make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I
don't want you to clean it. I want you to
put all that other that you said that you found
in the pocket. You put all that in the bag
because Chris is I don't know who you think?

Speaker 11 (19:17):
Okay, would you like for me to call Chris.

Speaker 15 (19:19):
I don't want you no, no, no, look Bobby, I
don't want you.

Speaker 11 (19:25):
No. No man. Wait a minute, wait wait wait my
name is bred I don't.

Speaker 15 (19:29):
Give a damn what your name is. So I really don't. Okay,
because Chris is gonna get stuff. You just put everything
in the backset like I had asked you to. I
am on my way down there, and Chris, well, this
ain't going down this way. We just renewed our vounds
and matters that don't come us coming three and you
up they're talking about that. That's what I'm not understanding

(19:52):
that I know how to do my math. Okay, Chris
is gonna get okay when you get home tonight.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
There's something else in the pocket too. There's a note
in here, a note.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
What does it say?

Speaker 11 (20:03):
Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
I don't want to and you need to quit your mammy.

Speaker 15 (20:10):
You get a jocket?

Speaker 11 (20:12):
Would you make that to me now?

Speaker 15 (20:14):
A fact? I want that in the bad too, more
evidence I have the better off is gonna be for me.
I'm uh what did the note say?

Speaker 11 (20:23):
The note says, this is left you Timmy from the
Steve Harbin Morning Shows. Your husband Chris got me to play.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Phone calls you what?

Speaker 15 (20:35):
Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight.

Speaker 13 (20:40):
I was.

Speaker 15 (20:41):
We'm going to have a barbecue in him, honor.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Do you.

Speaker 15 (20:46):
Hear me? Oh my god, chriss.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
To me else, I'm a god.

Speaker 15 (21:01):
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Speaker 9 (21:07):
We got a line coming up, baby at the Majestic, Yes, sir,
June fifteenth, Saturday night, Father's Day Weekend, Nephew Tommy's house party.
How many jam and it's gonna be off the chain.
Dallas sports Worth, Texas tickets on sale right now. Get
your tickets and come.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
See the fools coming up next. Ask the COLO.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Well, guys, time now for us. The CO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey is here. This one CLO is from IRMA
in Stanford, Connecticut. Stanford, Connecticut. She says, I'm in my
mid fifties and I've been dating a man that's my age.
He is active on social media and takes lots of
pictures with women. He said he loves meeting people and

(21:53):
that's it. There's no romantic involvement with the women. I
have no idea if that's true or not, so I've
asked him this up posting the pictures if he wants
to continue to date me. Instead of removing the images,
he blocked me from his Facebook page. Is this a
deal breaker?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
What fifty year old man just love meeting people?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:15):
For what we are men, we don't do anything without reason.
We do nothing. Listen to me, I don't care what
man it is. We don't do nothing without a reason.
I love meeting people for what. That's cool to love
meeting people, but you got to meet him for a reason, right, Helen,
will be meeting a lot of people for unless I

(22:36):
want something man please, Yeah, and it's just women.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
And so to answer her question, Steve, it should be
a deal breaker, right because he'd havene blocked you.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, yeah, he definitely.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
That means he not Finn stop for you.

Speaker 13 (22:53):
So yeah, you don't mean that much to him unfortunately. Yeah.
All right, moving on this one from Dallas that is
the name. Dallas is an iHeartRadio app listener. Dallas says,
my girlfriend and I broke up last week over some
money I owed her and she embarrassed me so badly.

(23:13):
I repair computers for a living, and I've been having
problems with my seatic skiatic nerve, so I take muscle
relaxers for the pain. The pills mess with my libido
and I can't go to work while I'm taking them,
so I couldn't have sex or pay my girl back.
She sent a group text to our friends calling me
mister Microsoft whoa, which implied that it is small and

(23:41):
it doesn't work properly.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Can I recover from this?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Not in this circle of peace?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, by some new friends.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
You know, unless unless you change your name the hard drive. Yeah,
all you could do home.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
You got to get an on the Facebook page started
up called hard drive, you know, and that's it, and
you can you know, and you could put that out
there before the Microsoft thing hits you know.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Wow that way?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, well, you know, I don't I don't know what
he was talking about this? Uh what he got a static?
What kind of nerve?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
You know that static nerve?

Speaker 13 (24:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, well I've heard of people that have.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
And you got to take a peel for it. And
it makes you muscle, yeah, muscle relax.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well you can't. That's the one muscle you can't relate.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
And I'm just telling you get the point.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah, we're gonna stop taking this hire.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
You gotta give me, give me some vicaty, give me
something else, dog, but we're not take muscle relaxing.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I love your answer for hard drive.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
I love right.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
All right, that's how you can recover from it, Dallas.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
All right.

Speaker 10 (25:03):
Moving on.

Speaker 13 (25:04):
Francis in Smyrna, Georgia says, I'm sixty seven years old
and my daughter and her son moved in with me
after they had a small house fire.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, now this is a guy.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, Francis is a woman, I believe.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
Yeah, I think it was my grandson's fault, but I
don't think my daughter suspects anything is wrong with him.
I've been losing sleep since they've been staying with me
because my grandson is up all night. He's fourteen, so
his mom allows him to cook and be independent. How
do I tell my daughter that her son might need
to be evaluated?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Wow, maybe you need to get him checked out.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's the house, She tells me.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Well, you need to, you know, you got to talk
like old people. Maybe you need to take him down
and get somebody seabout it.

Speaker 13 (25:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Now, we're gonna start with prayer.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
But if that don't work, we got to get him
down to a hospital because he just set your household far. Yeah,
to burn his house down because his ass can't cook
it in there cooking all types of night and that's
probably how it burnt your damn house down. Yeah, I mean,
but I can't get no sleep because he up wearing me.

Speaker 10 (26:11):
That ain't gonna work.

Speaker 14 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, in the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
How to ease up on him at night? If I
was fresh? What you're doing in him every time you
see me? In the kitchen, walk up behind him and got.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
The whole do.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Nothing mean yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
They behold twitted doll. If you say that to a
fourteen year old, you throw the ass in.

Speaker 13 (26:49):
Or so yeah, seriously, so yeah, you just gotta I mean, Celo,
she's just gotta tell.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Her daughter, point her daughter point blank at her son.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:59):
We to get him checked out, seriously, because you don't
want another disaster to happen.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
And go to bed at night. What fourteen year old
kid is allowed?

Speaker 8 (27:10):
First of all, he ain't disciplined. She letting him run
him up, and that's what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
No discipline. Yeah, staying up all night.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean, I guess it's summertime, but he needs practice.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
He needs to be miss stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, but his mom allows him to cook and be independent.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't give a damn if it was summer time
I had to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, you need structure.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes, can you just stay up? That TV off in there?
You ain't paying for nothing.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You know right actly?

Speaker 8 (27:38):
Got those lights up, getting bed, you're standing in a
refrigerator fall.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
You ain't about nothing in now, drinking out of the
milk cart.

Speaker 13 (27:49):
All right, We're moving on ruth Ann and Chicago says,
I am recently divorced and my ex husband is about
to get remarried. His mom and I are best friends
and we go to the casino together often. I babysat
all of his sister's children, so we've been a close
knit family for over twenty years.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
But that will all change soon.

Speaker 13 (28:08):
My ex husband told his family members that I'm off
Lemons now and they need to get used to his
new wife.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
They're not happy about it, neither of I. And do
we have to respect his wishes?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well they do. You might not, but you ain't going
to be running with my mama.

Speaker 10 (28:28):
Thank you you're listening.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure
to introduce this man and Jane. You've never heard this,
so pay attention, he said. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
to the mic, a man who I affectionately referred to
as j Rap.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
What is that stamp?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Juniors, raggedy as poems.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
Came roun?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh, well here it is Dad Father's Day.

Speaker 17 (29:04):
Father's You know you're pretty much not gonna get nothing
for Father's Day. We already established that at the beginning
of the show.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Also, of some other.

Speaker 17 (29:11):
Things you ain't gonna be getting either. So listen though,
fellas here go. It's called Father's Day poem. Jit is, Daddy,
you ain't getting nothing. Let's get this out the way.
You know, damn well, you ain't getting nothing. Each year
on Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well you might think you're gonna get some mm hmmm.

Speaker 17 (29:36):
You'll even take a bath, stand there in your drawers
while she looks at you and laughs. Daddy, you ain't
getting nothing. We do this every year. You start getting
all giddy when father Day getting there. Daddy, you ain't
getting nothing. Let's just get this out so you're not
surprised and looking sad while your lip is all poked out.
You not getting nothing, Okay, So, Daddy, I hope you

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made it clear with the words I had to say.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You ain't getting nothing.

Speaker 17 (30:01):
Zero goo said not a Nathan, don't hold abball, empty
box on Sunday, this Father's Day the end.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You're wrong, zero Nathan, the Father's Day, have me Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
She ain't get you none of that either, nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Zero j rap strikes again.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I'm you when you write, Steve.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
I was the home right right there.

Speaker 9 (30:32):
I'm telling.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Joy Kill has nothing to say to his little protege.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't tell me no way they left.

Speaker 14 (30:43):
You know nothing, get nothing.

Speaker 13 (30:47):
Now to Steve, Jay and Junior, I gotta ask you, guys,
what was the most embarrassing thing your father ever did
to you?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
And what's the best of advice your dad ever gave you?

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Call myself going to fight my father, you know. I
mean one day I was gonna stand up and uh
he hit me in the stomach so hard. I never
I mean fish went all the way to my back.
It was like, wow, he knocked me, not me. He
just one punch.

Speaker 11 (31:20):
You know.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
I'm like, let's do this.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
That's exactly what I said. I said, damn it, let's
do this. And he hit me in my stomach so
damn hard that I passed out.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Let's do this, said, let's do this.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
He said all right, let's yeah, he said all right
and hit me and my dad stummach again.

Speaker 12 (31:45):
Whoa Okay?

Speaker 17 (31:49):
Oh my daddy going to school with me as a
student because I was talking in class man my grades
were slipping. He said, okay, I know you don't want
to lie. I said, I'll be there the mar and
he was there the whole damn day in class to class.
I ain't never focused on trying to do some homework
in class. I was the best still in that day
because my daddy sitting right behind me, his big ass

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in the desk, sitting right behind me, needs all lot.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Don't you know the answer to spate? I know space?
Come on, I mean that whole day, even going to
None of my friends talked to me that entire day,
just me.

Speaker 14 (32:27):
And he got he got pen and paper, table and
everything like.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
My locker with me.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I smell, I can't get no girls here today.

Speaker 13 (32:37):
Days, come on, embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I don't really know.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
I had a great father. My daddy did not do
a lot of talking. And this thing was to make
you figure it out. So every summer I had to
work construction with him, might when I got older. And
so his thing was he would be working on the
job site and to make sure I was looking, he

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would look at me and go, I'm fin to do
this right.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
He'll go up there and get that thing for me. Now,
I'm fin to do this right here, go up there
and get that thing.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Now, I gotta walk all the way up this hill,
and it's just at the.

Speaker 9 (33:27):
Top of the hill is just for the thing. And
so the first time.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
He's sitting down him there. My youngest brother, who's eleven
years older than he was working with him too.

Speaker 8 (33:38):
I came back down the hill and I didn't have
the right thing, and he said, what's that for? I said,
I bought it down here. He said, what your hell?
Would you bring that down here when I'm doing this here?
And I told you to bring me that thing down
here so I could do this here.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I wanted so bad. Had to go, Daddy, do this? Hell?
What and getting what thing?

Speaker 9 (34:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Damn? Come on for My brother looking at me like,
come on, man, just do the one smart thing you
got to do. So I walked back up that hill.
I came back down.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
With two things in my head, and I'll be damn
wouldn't neither one of them. He said, boy, I raised
you to be a thinking man. Now I'm fit to
do this here, gork dare and bring that thing down here.
When I came back down that hill the third time,
I had that whole wheelbarrow. I know every thing that

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was on top of that hill. I got down there
said okay, and my brother was just laughing. He said, man,
you brought all these damn tues down here. He gonna
get mad. I better gonna go back up there with there.
I wasn't bringing the wrong thing down here, he said,
all right, now get that to me. You know, I

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handed him everything out there wheelbarrow until I got to
the last thing.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
And that's what the hell he wanted. That's how my
daddy taught us. I said, man, this dude right here, all.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Right, see, thank you, you're listening.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Morning show, and it's time now for a rounded.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
Would you rather would you rather be seen at a
strip club, guys, or would you.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Rather be seen at a brothel? Which one? Strip club
or brothel?

Speaker 14 (35:30):
You're gonna see me?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I got you. If I got to pick one, I
got to be at that damn strip club.

Speaker 14 (35:38):
I had to be at the strip club because I
ain't never been to a bronx.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
But that brothel going in your marriage and your career.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you might get a second chance.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
I can't go no brothel.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Tell me what about.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Get some chicken wings and all that.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
I'm torn between the two. Going with lamar odem rock them.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
You see what happened took his ass.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
At the frock.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
I gotta make better choice, all right? Would you rather
never age mentally, or never age physically.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Give me that mind, that body gonna change, you give
me that mine, so.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
You never want to age mentally?

Speaker 14 (36:27):
The hell I got all these musclefhuls, but can't think.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You're just buffing dump fucking dumb.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What you got hard depend on where you stop at mentally?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Okay until today nineteen percent body stopp.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh, I'll stop aging physically my mind. From here I
can make it with what I know.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Nothing make it.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I get on to take me I ain't. I ain't
got to. I ain't got to think a new damn thing.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I would you rather be five?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
We're sitting over there with just hell no be you
have seven.

Speaker 13 (37:07):
Feet tall, seven feet tall, five ft two inches tall
or seven feet tall?

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Which five? To the hell with? That's to seven feet?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
What don't you ask me?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
That's because you ain't used to it. If you got
about certain, you can't. They ain't gotta clothes that fitted
the shoes.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
That's you ain't used to it. I don't take my throat.
I'd have been in the lead. They fit in the
can't fit in your car.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
But it's just a permanent short ass dude right here stupid.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I don't want to seven foot. I can't get closed.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I love you boys.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
That's too high up there. That's just.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
All right? One last one we have.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
I have seven feet tall. See, that's only ten inch
just for me. For you, that's two damn feet. It's
too high up there. I'm not going way up. But
what what are we doing when we get up there?
What is only ten inches for me?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
That's two feet for you? That's too much.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
That's took your.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
Feet, balance, your feet, head off the bed? You got.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's today's round of would you rather you're listening?

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Morning Show?

Speaker 13 (38:31):
Well, you guys know that it's summertime. People can't wait
to travel and go on vacation. So Steve, I gotta
ask you this, what do you like most about going
on vacation? Uh? We saw you and Marjorie fishing, Junior.
I know you and your family fish, Tommy, you and
your mommy fish.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
What's happening, Steve?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Well, we were just out in the backyard. That's all
you want.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Were just out in the back y'all.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Y'all said go on vacation. We ain't gone vacation. It
ain't vacation time. If I was on vacation. Why is
I'm on this radio that ain't vacation today? Just went
out back to see Marjorie. She was she wont to fish.
I gotta go down there and set all her rods

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and stuff up for And I wasn't even trying to fish.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I had on slides and everything. But then she down there.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
She want to use another rod, So I had to
go down there to show how to use that type
of rod. She want to use my rod, which I
use a bake caster. She ain't ready for that because
now she gonna burd nests all day long.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
She threw it. I told her not to use my
rod one time. Well, it's just it's three different rods.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
It's it's a, it's a it's a it's an open face,
it's a it's a veil hozzle, you know, and then
it's a bake cast.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I used a bake cast for us. You don't know
nothing about it? Sure what you asked me for.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
Listening?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
But see I don't surely ask me then when I
tell it, then I don't. I don't know nothing about this.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
What your as be casters? Just throw the rod in
the water and catch a fish that ain't what it
is extra stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Okay. So anyway, we was on the side in the backyard.

Speaker 14 (40:21):
So bad.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Hell you bring it up. Come on, I saw you
and margin on the fishing. Go ahead, tell her something, junior.
She can understand. Don't say complicated, okay, say word, so
thank you.

Speaker 9 (40:36):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
We don't feel we crabbing people. We crab, you know,
we go down together.

Speaker 14 (40:39):
We got the crab.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You know when we get down.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
Yeah, we do crab.

Speaker 17 (40:43):
You know when we do get down in time, because
it would be a fight on the way down there,
because somebody forgot the next never got to stop and
getting this, never got to get baked. It'd be all
day by the time we get to the damn craft
that went back in the water.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
We were waiting to get caught. They take too long.
Two minutes.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Stop bath, buddy, I'm hungry man.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
You were fishing the other day.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
In town, I did. I fished in Tampa the other day.
I called a unique well, it was unique to me.
I never caught one fish called a pamper note. I've
ever heard of that. But I called a pompa note
supposed to be good for eating.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
But did you eat it?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Over here?

Speaker 9 (41:24):
I didn't eat it. But that was the first time
of me catching one, which which was a good experience
right in the bay of town for catching some fish. Yeah,
that's what I think I can fishing. I could fish
in my backyard. Yeah right, Yes, I ain't got that

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kind of I ain't got that kind of lake.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
He got lake.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
I ain't got the lake he got. But I'm not
on the lake. I'm not on the lake. That's right.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I'm not got you. The big boy got lake. Pop
did his estate at the chateau. You know you got
a river.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I'm just a little share shared river property with other
people the lake.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Whose lake is bigger than mine? Size matters that talking
about right now? I just want to get a vacation mode.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yeah, oh, I want a vacation.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
But going down to the chateau. Remember you said that
you were going.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I didn't. I didn't go nowhere. I didn't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Have you ever been to carl because I've never been fishing.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I want to learn.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
It seems relaxing. Its Oh it is.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's very It's one of my absolute favorite things to do.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
It's your favorite thing to learn.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You see what Steve says is one of his favorite
things to do.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
Oh, absolutely, okay, I like fishing more than I like
playing golf or some say, gods, what you look?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Okay, No, fishing is dope, man.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
All right, well we're moving on, okay. Coming up next
to nephew is here and he'll have a prank phone
call for you right after this.

Speaker 13 (43:22):
You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
of the hour, right about four minutes after.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
It's my strawberry letter.

Speaker 13 (43:30):
For today, the subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.
My sister can't have my girlfriend. But right now the
nephews in the building with today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nep.

Speaker 9 (43:43):
Bpe TMC, y'all want to give a shot bp E TMC.
Give it a shot, baby put.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Tius everything and my.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (44:03):
Black people? Black people eat too much chicken, too much chicken.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
B P E t m C.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Let's go cat dog hell us.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Please, it's Jason.

Speaker 11 (44:20):
Hi, Jason, my name is Remy. I'm calling with B
P E t m C. As you say, going, I'm
doing firing. But what the bt whoever that is b
P E T m C. It's an organization we've been
around for the last five years and we're trying to
help different things in the black community and wanted to
reach out and give you a call and see if
you would be on board to help signing a petition

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that we're going to have going around with B P E.
T m C. If you don't mind, Okay, what is
it about? Well, B P E T m C. Jason
is uh, black people eat too much chicken and what
we're trying to do is.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Cut back.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Much chickens. What the hell is this?

Speaker 11 (44:58):
My name, my name is me, sir. Okay, what do
you mean about black people eat too much chicken? We've
we've done we've we've done a test study and we realize, sir,
that black people are the ones that are eating too
much chicken. And what we want to do is try
to cut back because right now there's.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
A spend the time e's and ask them they eat
all time of chicken, chicken food, young, all this yeah
chicken and white do you eat chicken? Calligate all this chicken.

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Chicken, stir fried rice with chicken and all this sudden
you want to come to me talking about a white
person eat too much damn chicken? Did you ask white people.
I bet you didn't.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
No with no white folks.

Speaker 11 (45:31):
I bet you're gonna go to them, y'all proud of them. Uh. Well,
so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting
in the black community. You black people are the ones
that seem to buy the most chicken.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Man, no chicken.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Guess what?

Speaker 11 (45:42):
How don't we eat chicken? And if I did, he's
some chicken.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
I'll be cursing.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Man.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
We are you get something?

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Hugh?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
How enough?

Speaker 11 (45:53):
Y'all got my number in it? What do you get, sir? Actually,
we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and we're getting
a thing of people who buy the most. Can you
get my come in in supermarket? Sir? Right? The main
thing we're trying to get you to do is cut
back on eating chicken.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Now, I don't eat no chicken.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go
and eat some chicken.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
And don't call me you know about eating too much.

Speaker 11 (46:17):
I don't even call my phone, So you got that.

Speaker 13 (46:24):
All?

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Hello, I'm trying to reach callaway? Is this Callaway?

Speaker 9 (46:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:29):
That's kind of who how you doing? My name is Remy.
I'm with b p E t m C. And Uh,
my name is Remy, sir. I'm with b P E
t m C. What we're doing is we have a
petition we're trying to get signed throughout the black community,
uh of some things that we're trying to actually help
out in the black community.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
Uh Huh.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
So b P E t m C is actually an
organization and we're trying to actually uh save some things
in the black community.

Speaker 15 (46:57):
Where's it was we today? What's that sayingful? There's that
BT What is that for?

Speaker 11 (47:02):
Uh? B P E t m C is is uh,
black people eat too much chicken?

Speaker 15 (47:08):
And what we're trying to do with man, you got
your kidding me? Man?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Who is this man?

Speaker 11 (47:13):
This is? This is Remy sir. We're trying to get
you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on?
It's black people are buying too much chicken.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
You gotta get me with this man?

Speaker 15 (47:22):
This is a night man? Who is this man?

Speaker 11 (47:25):
I am Caucasian, sir, Yes, man, why are you calling
me with this? Well, what we're trying to do is
we're trying to get how.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Do you get my number?

Speaker 11 (47:32):
First of all, actually we get it. We're getting numbers
from the supermarkets that are letting us know.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Man, you the people are.

Speaker 15 (47:40):
With the found my phone with this man talking about
a beat ticket.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Man, No, you gonna make.

Speaker 15 (47:45):
Me get it, smack one of they all down with.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
You, okay, sir.

Speaker 11 (47:48):
What we're trying to do is get you guys to
cut back on buying chicken. Who is you gas?

Speaker 15 (47:52):
You're talking about you guys?

Speaker 11 (47:54):
Well, the black community is the black community.

Speaker 15 (47:56):
Hey man, you've been going on with that. We can't
get tab of that, then we'll be calling that phone
with the man.

Speaker 11 (48:04):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Valerie.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
A val It's a how can I help you?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
All right?

Speaker 11 (48:10):
My name is Rimy. I'm with BPE TMC.

Speaker 9 (48:14):
How you doing.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
I'm doing fine and you I'm.

Speaker 11 (48:17):
Very well, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Listen.

Speaker 11 (48:18):
What we're trying to do is, uh, if I take
a little bit of your time, we're trying to actually
get a survey signed by people in the black community.
We're actually trying to help out in the black community.
The organization is BPE TMC. And what this is is
black What is that?

Speaker 9 (48:34):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (48:34):
That's that's black people eat too much chicken. So what
we're doing is we're trying to get.

Speaker 15 (48:41):
That more time for me.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
Black people eat too much chicken. You see, there's been
a shortage in chicken. So what we're trying to do
is get black.

Speaker 15 (48:49):
People to in chicken. And you want to do a survey,
well we want.

Speaker 11 (48:54):
What we want you guys to do is sign a
petition that you're not going to eat any more chicken
this year.

Speaker 15 (48:58):
What we just started to eat chicken? You know, we
eat beef, we eat steak, we eat fish. I don't
so you're trying to pull that off the market. Now,
why would you want to tell us not to eat chicken?
Then we eat other stuff too.

Speaker 14 (49:12):
Why are you getting here?

Speaker 15 (49:13):
D find the from because this doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 11 (49:16):
The test study, man was over chicken, and it just
seems like that test study.

Speaker 15 (49:20):
Who did this test study?

Speaker 11 (49:22):
Well we did, man, we're bpe TMC. And what after
doing the test study, we did realize that the black
people are the ones that we could test.

Speaker 15 (49:30):
Only just do it. I have to do black people.
I mean, just use white people. But white people eat
chicken too. And she goes out those diets and stuff.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Okay man, use Asian?

Speaker 15 (49:40):
What about the Hispanics? Did you use them?

Speaker 11 (49:43):
Okay man, listen. What the bottom line is. Our first
study is black people, and what we're trying to do
is get you guys to cut back on eating.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
Oh, yes, study should be everybody.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
This is something.

Speaker 15 (49:53):
What did you get my number from?

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Man?

Speaker 11 (49:54):
We got to We got numbers from the supermarkets that people.

Speaker 15 (49:57):
That my number from those supermarkets that I ain't give
them number to know supermarket. This is don't make any
damn sense. You calling me interrupted me about.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Some like this.

Speaker 11 (50:05):
This is this was bottom line, ma'am.

Speaker 15 (50:08):
You don't tell on me, you know, me telling me
what the hell I can eat? You don't lie mine,
You got light on them. Twist this south, yes, you
do like twist it. Calling somebody telling them that black
people eat too much chicken? You and your partition.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying?

Speaker 15 (50:26):
Now, I don't want to hear what the survey is
actually saying, because what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (50:30):
Is about a whole bunch of But the survey is
saying that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Show, Valerie, this is nephew to baby from the
Steve Walker.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 15 (50:50):
I love them.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
Some chicken.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Anybody wants some right now?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Waffles. I'm not mad at that chicken and waffles.

Speaker 11 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Sure. Saturday June fifteenth is going down. It's the Nephew
Thomas House Party. Comedy Jam is in Dallas Fort Worth,
Texas at the Majestic Theater. Tickets are on sale right now.
I got my boy Tony Robberts. I got domin Niggas
So Dallas Fort Worth Churches. Tickets are on sale right now.
Y'all come on and hang out with your boy. The
Nephew will be there Father's Day weekend, Saturday night, June fifteen.

(51:30):
My anniversary is June sixteenth. All right, June sixteenth is
my anniversary. Me and my wife twenty three years. Here
is it, twenty three years, Big Jim my favorite killing
whooman too. She coming to my showman. You know, my
wife has not been in my show in a long time.

(51:51):
And I'm a little worried because the waters of my
jokes three quarters of my jokes is a boy.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, you're gonna change some stuffy so.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
You're going to just mess up your annivers.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
He really is stupid. Coming up next, Strawberry letter subject.

Speaker 13 (52:13):
My sister can't have my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 13 (52:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right time now
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Speaker 9 (52:39):
Buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 13 (52:43):
All right, let's go. Subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I have some news to share with you,
and I need your input. I am a thirty three
year old woman and I have a female friend that
everyone thinks is just a friend, but secretly she's my
girlfriend girlfriend as in lover. It all started about four

(53:05):
years ago when we both were having issues in our
love life and we started venting, crying and holding each other.
One thing led to another, and it was on. I
totally loved the experience and wish I could be with
her more, but we live in different cities. We've managed
to be discreet with everything, so no one knows anything.

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She came to town two weekends ago for my son's
birthday party, and she spent most of the time laughing
and talking to my younger sister. I was kind of mad,
but I had to play it off because I didn't
want to cause the scene. After the party, I told
my girlfriend that I was a bit jealous, and she
said that it was nothing but light flirting because she

(53:47):
was trying to see if.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
My sister was interested.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
Well, after talking to my sister and jokingly asking her
what she and my girlfriend were talking about, my sister
considered it to be more than flirting, and she is
interested in my girlfriend. I was furious, but there is
nothing I can do. I didn't even know my sister
was interested in women, but she is. So here's the problem.

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We are all scheduled to go to Mexico for the
fourth of July, and I am dreading this trip because
if the two of them get together, I would die.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (54:25):
Oh, I fail to mention that all three of us
are married dot dot dot t men. What shall I
read that line again?

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (54:39):
I failed to mention that all three of us are
married dot dot dot to men. We've all been married
at least five years. My husband and my girlfriend's husband
are clueless, and now my sister is trying to cheat
on her husband with my girl. Can you help me
sort this out?

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Should I be.

Speaker 13 (55:00):
Jealous or not?

Speaker 10 (55:02):
Well, okay, I can try.

Speaker 13 (55:05):
That's all I can do is try here. Because this
is my job. I'm gonna try. Should you be jealous?
I would definitely say yes you should be jealous because
it does sound like your sister's making her move and
trying to push up on your girl and your so
called girlfriend. Sounds like she's entertaining your sister's advances. Well,

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like she put it in the letter, she was just
trying to see if your sister was interested. Well, your
sister made it plaine in the letter that she is interested. Okay,
that's pretty clear. The problem in this letter is all
these secrets. It's so many secrets. You and your sister
have secrets, You and your girlfriend have secrets. You have
secrets from all of your husbands. All three of the

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girls have secrets from all of their from all of
your husbands. I don't know how long these secrets are
gonna last, because if your sister and your girlfriend get together,
your jealousy is probably going to explode here because you're
already jealous just telling us about it.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
You're upset with your sister.

Speaker 13 (56:05):
Your sister has a lot of nerve going after your girl,
but then because of the secret, she didn't know it
was your girl. You three are gonna have to get
together and work something out if you want this to continue.
And this is crazy? Did I fail to mention that
this was crazy? Because all three of you guys are
married to men, and you're cheating.

Speaker 10 (56:27):
You're cheating, all right, this is cheating.

Speaker 13 (56:29):
I don't care if it's a girl on girl, it's
still cheating, okay, because the three of you guys are married.
This is a mess. I'm trying to help you sort
it out. I don't think I did a very good job.

Speaker 10 (56:40):
I just know.

Speaker 13 (56:41):
I just know that this is a mess, and you
guys are gonna have to work this out. I don't
think your sister should be pushing up on your girl, though,
and I don't think you should be cheating on your
husband or your girlfriend or your sister.

Speaker 10 (56:56):
Steve, good luck.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I'm not even gonna try to straighten this out. It's
just SHIRLEYE.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
I didn't understand when you said your sister shouldn't be
pushing up on your girl.

Speaker 13 (57:07):
Yeah, the lady who wrote the letter, Uh huh, her sister.
Her sister is interested in her girlfriend, but.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Her sister don't know that that's her girlfriend.

Speaker 11 (57:18):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
So what you mean she shouldn't be pushing up on her.

Speaker 12 (57:21):
Well, she shouldn't.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
She shouldn't be pushing up on her.

Speaker 9 (57:25):
She's Yeah, of course she's married. You know that.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I just my turn.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
You know what, Shirley, I ain't even gonna you did
a good job. I ain't even gonna try to figure
this out. Everybody know this ain't none of my damn lane.
Everybody know I don't know nothing about this. Everybody know
this sain't what I do.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Stop this on.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
It's relationship advice, Steve, that's all you have to look
at it like, well, yeah, that's true. But when it's this,
it's three women that's married to three dudes, but three
three women is loving on each other about two. Yeah,

(58:11):
don't none of y'all belong to each other, and all
three of y'all belong to somebody else?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
M M that church?

Speaker 9 (58:23):
Amen?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Amen, don't none of y'all three belong to each other?

Speaker 8 (58:32):
But all three of y'all belong to someone else. M
well in the words of being with us, I almost
single beer with this song. When we come back, you're.

Speaker 12 (58:45):
About to get do that nothing the one I thank you,
but you can.

Speaker 13 (58:57):
Let me just say this, see you can handle it.
I have confidence in you. We're gonna we're gonna have
part two of you come on coming up at twenty
three after the hour subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 13 (59:15):
All right, come on, Steve, you can do this. Let's
recap today's letter. My sister can't have my girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Thirty three year old woman m got this friend to
hers that they didn't hear it from everybody that they
molding friends.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
They really love us. She loved it.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
The way they be doing it together is for her.
Wish she could do it more, but they live in
separate cities. Got together have a weekend for her son's
birthday party. She spent the whole time loft laughing and
talking to this woman's younger sister, her girl, her girl.
I was kind of mad, but I had to play

(59:53):
it all because I ain't want to cause a scene.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Then after the party.

Speaker 8 (59:58):
I told my girlfriend I was a bit jealous, So
she said it was nothing but life flirting because she
was trying to see if my sister was interested. Then
I went over there and started talking my damn sister,
jokingly asking to her, and my girlfriend was talking about
my sister considered it molten flirting. Now she interested in
my girlfriend. I'm mad as hell, but it ain't nothing

(01:00:20):
nothing due I don't even know my sister was interested
in women. Well, I bet she ain't know you was
interested in women either, but she is what so is you?

Speaker 9 (01:00:29):
So here is the problem. All three of y'all is
the problem. We are all.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Scheduled to go to Mexico for the fourth of July. Whoa,
and I'm dreading this trip because the two of them
getting together.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
I would die.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Then I failed to mention that all three of us
is married to men, all right now, so crazy though
none of y'all I'm talking about the three women thought
none of y'all belong to each other, But all of
y'all belonged to somebody else. Y'all got husbands, y'all tripping.

(01:01:08):
So here's my solution for all this. We got to
stop some of this line. I think all six of
y'all or to put it all out on the table. What, Yeah,
I think all the women, or to go to all
their husbands as go hey, just so you know we

(01:01:31):
all care about each other. You might find out that
there's more caring in that group, then you got stomach
for what. You might find out that it's more caring
in that group, Then you got stomach fault.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Now you running there with that news if you want to,
But you might.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
Get some news of your damn own, No, man, because
I kind of got a feeling that one of the
men might know something. I bet you one of them
men would love to know that y'all is interested in
each other.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I promise you wanted them me and want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Why do you say that though?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Because he gonna want to get involved too. Yeah, I
want to go to Mexico? My else? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Where they going.

Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
Mexico?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
What point oneth of July?

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
I'm available.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Three of a man. When you're a time, y'all going
to play golf?

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
Hurry up?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
For the course closed?

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
So the only.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Damn it? When is y'all going to play golf? Don't
y'all want to go get some drinks?

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Up, girl, I'm so glad they're gone. What y'all want
to do? Girl, Let's go get niked getting this swimming pool?
Girl under chee. I thought they never leave. I don't
know why these men up in here all this time?
Right here, we could have been in this damn water.

Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (01:03:05):
Oh man, it's too much, little girl.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I missed you so much. Doesn't not last laughing girl
with you?

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Oh I see you just got your bottoms on?

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Oh, that's how we're gonna do this, all right? He
just up in there.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
How long you think they'll be playing golf? At least
five hour? Girl, I'm gonna be tired. I can five hours, man,
get on my nerves. Then we're gonna have to get
with them tonight. They gonna get the drinking. They gonna
want to do something. I don't feel like them on me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Man, he wants to come over here. He don't be
doing nothing. He don't be doing nothing but you, girl,
and just go out the ocean. In the ocean, dog,
we ain't got to get our hairway. Who said something

(01:04:12):
about getting their.

Speaker 11 (01:04:12):
Hair with.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
You could just hold your head down? Oh my god, girl,
you can just hold your head back. You ain't even
got to get in, no walk, sit right there on
the edge of that's hot hot tub.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Can I ask you a question? What you need to
call it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I want how much tequila?

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Girl?

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
We don't drink up all the garvet they got died here. Girl,
I drank so much tequila. I feel like I'm Puerto
Rican down.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Girl, Puerto Rican. We're in Mexico. Guy, that's how much tequila.
I don't know where I'm in. I've been down here.
Go get that big blue and white tall bottle over there.
They said, that's real good.

Speaker 12 (01:05:02):
Ignorant man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Okay, so tired of these man? This is all right?

Speaker 12 (01:05:11):
Listen.

Speaker 13 (01:05:12):
You can email us guys or instagram us your thoughts
on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or you
can check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're
listening to Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, you're a father, you know,
one of the best we know. Not only do you

(01:05:34):
father your own biological children, but you mentor many, many
millions of boys around the world. So I want you
to tell us about the first time you became a father.
You didn't just have one baby, you had a set
of twins, Brandy and Carly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, let's just be honest about my role as a father.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Every last one of my children, every last one of them,
was a complete damn surprised as a woman came in

(01:06:14):
and said to me, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
You are crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Okay, so we haven't they have kind talk, so you
know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
But I'll tell you though it's been I think being
a grandfather has been even a little bit more special
because I have, you know, some.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Way of seeing my name continue through my grandsons.

Speaker 11 (01:06:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
The granddaughters are a lot more, you know, precious. You know,
I never get.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Angry at my grandkids. I'm always in a good mood
with them because you know, they're not mine, so I
don't really care. But I think the most gratified thing
for me is watching my children get it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
They've all made a lot of mistakes. Yeah, but I
have to realize that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Boy, I look back at the mistakes I made, and
nobody could keep judging me over and over for my
mistakes because it wasn't no cyberspace, you know, there was
no Internet, was no Instagram. My children sometimes their mistakes
get broadcast and they have to deal with it. And
then they had the extra burden of being my child.

(01:07:35):
So now he comes to most spotlight and so it's
been kind of it's a tough spot to put him in.
But they all have made the necessary adjustments and they
turned out to be some really really good young people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Man. And you know, let me be proud of a
lot of the accomplishments.

Speaker 13 (01:07:52):
Any advice you can give to people who are dealing
with blended families because you have experience in that as well.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
I mean, it's not easy, it's difficult. If you think
parenting is difficult, blending has the own set of challenges.
Just the only thing that Marjorie I did was we
removed the term step Okay, we don't have step children.

Speaker 13 (01:08:13):
We removed.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And they just our kids now. And you know, if
you want end of that party, you welcome.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
If you want to step outside of it because you're
feeling some kind of way, then't gonna get you step in.

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
And Marjorie slid All right, thank you you're listening. Morning show.

Speaker 13 (01:08:32):
All right, guys, time now for comedy Roulette.

Speaker 10 (01:08:35):
Jay take it away.

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
All right, there we go, Comedy Roulette. You take four
subjects three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel.
Spin the wheel where a wheel stop and it stops
will make it funny, because that's what we do.

Speaker 9 (01:08:46):
The do.

Speaker 16 (01:08:48):
Oh, since he got sick, respectful the Times equipment.

Speaker 12 (01:09:04):
I just wait on that. He's a comedian, Jason, commit
none of that.

Speaker 11 (01:09:12):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:09:13):
Number one excuses black people make not to get in
a swimming pool. Number two things you say to fifty
year old men who still.

Speaker 12 (01:09:22):
Wear corn rows.

Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
Let's do that.

Speaker 13 (01:09:26):
Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in
the house. Oh, and number four things people say when
they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter
a tip. All right, so let's get it again.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
That's fifty year with corn rows. Let's go, baby, please,
let's go.

Speaker 13 (01:09:48):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:09:48):
It landed on Hi.

Speaker 13 (01:09:50):
Excuses black people make to not get in the swimming pool?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
It up because this is for real. Was that get
in the water? Was that getting the water? I get real, damn, Ashy,
I can't get in that.

Speaker 15 (01:10:01):
Damn what.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
I can't do?

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
That's it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:07):
I tell you what I don't know about black people.
These excuses I used not getting the pool? I got
cigar sel I could die.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
I can't get it there. I swim could that?

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:10:24):
Okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
But they don't make depends in swimming Trump, that's the
only reason why.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Now they just you know them depends. They don't have them.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
Yeah, I gotta have that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I can't get in there, and I will never go
swimming with you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not
to get in the swim.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I like to swim all the way down and back.
There's too many people in there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah, yeah, we don't like omsto.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Yeah, I just like to down their back.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Excuses black people make so they don't have to get
in the water. It's a whole lot of people in
that water and somebody, I don't know who it is,
but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winn and I
ain't getting in there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:11:18):
Hey, hey, excuses black people make for not to swim
where y'all keep the floutest.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
I don't see no floating. I can't get in there
without floating. All right, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:11:36):
Excuses black people make not to get in a swimming pool.
You know what, dog, I was gonna get in. I was,
but my excellent them flat up. And you know if
I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.
You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
get because I got it bad. Yeah, this this amen

(01:11:59):
here different.

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
This excuses Black people used to not get in the
swimming pool.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine,
We don't.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Don't care for them, all right, Excuses black people make
so they don't have to get in the pool. See,
if I get in the water, my fake jury will
turn color. See I don't need to get in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
So that work.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Like the angry black people why they don't get in
the pool? We ain't like the boat ride.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
Over here.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
Excuses black people are used not to get in the
swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
I like more of a racial mix in the water. Race.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I like more like yeah, fifty fifty half white half.
Then I'll get in.

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be
back with more of the.

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Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Right after this.

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A big day is happening. This Sunday, it's called Father's Day.

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A big day is Super Bowl Shirley for you guys,
such a big day to try, go ahead, try. Christmas
is a big day. Thanksgiving is a big day. New
Year's Eve is a big day. Fourth of July is a.

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Big day for Father's Day.

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Parents Day is Patrick's Day.

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Bigger than Father's Day. Arbor Day is bigger than Fathers
I have some questions for you guys, all right. First
of all, describe your dad's favorite shirt.

Speaker 14 (01:14:00):
Pop staving a white tea, a white T shirt.

Speaker 13 (01:14:04):
He's like a white beer or if he wouldn't going
to church, it's a white T shirt, mister Delvert lead,
white T shirt.

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That's it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
My daddy's favorite shirt was a plaid looking shirt. I
don't know why this was this wall the time. It's
plaid looking shirt with some glasses in the top. Pocket. Yeah,
and a couple of pens and pencil. He keep a
pencil because he might have to manage it something. He
gonna he need that pencil to market. Yeah, he gonna

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have that right. He's got a little tie in the back.
He don't care, but he gonna wear that shirt. He
loved that shirt. Plaid shirt, white white wife beating white white.

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What was your dad's drink of choice? It could be
as soon.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
As he get out that bathtub. That's what Canadian windsor
every bar I got in my house. I have a
bottle of Canadian windsor.

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Slicks.

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
Place next place maybe really cool.

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You're listening.

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Morning show and it's time now for a round it.
Would you rather? Would you rather be seen at a
strip club, guys? Or would you rather be seen at
a brothel?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Which one? M hm, strip club or brothel you're gonna
see me?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
I got it. If I got to pick one, I
gots to be at that damn strip club.

Speaker 14 (01:15:29):
I have to be at the strip club because I
ain't never been to a bronx.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
But that brothel going in your marriage and your career?
Yeah yeah, yeah, you might get a second chance that
you can't go to no brothel.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Tell me what about.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
To get some chicken wings and all that torn between
the two.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I'm going with lamar odel.

Speaker 9 (01:15:57):
You see what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I believe I took it as acroba.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, I got to make better choice, all right?

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Would you rather never age mentally or never age physically?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Mind?

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Give me that mind e body gonna change eventually. Give
me that mine?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
So you never want to age mentally?

Speaker 14 (01:16:19):
The hell I got all these musclefholes, but can't think.

Speaker 13 (01:16:23):
It's just buffing dump fucking dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
What you got hard depending on where you stop at.

Speaker 13 (01:16:31):
Mentally, Okay, so today nineteen percy stop.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Oh, I'll stop aging physically my mind. From here, I
can make it with what I know. Nothing make it.
I get on to take me I ain't. I ain't
got to. I ain't got to think a new damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
I would you rather be five too?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
You're sitting over there with just hell no be would.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You have seven feet tall?

Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
Seven feet tall, five feet two inches tall or seven
feet tall five too?

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
The hell that's too seven feet? What up there?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Don't you ask me?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
That's because you ain't used to it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:13):
You got about certain you can't they ain't gonta flad
that fits the shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
I don't know that. That's you ain't used to it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
Take it. I'd have been in the lead.

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
F in the you can't fit in your car, But
it's just a permanent short ass dude right here, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Don't want to seven foot I can't get closed.

Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
I love you, boy, that's too high up there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
That's just all right. One last one we have.

Speaker 8 (01:17:48):
I have seven feet tall. See that's only ten inches
from me. For you, that's two damn feet. It's too
high up there. I'm not going away up? What what
are we doing when we get up there? What is
only ten inches for me?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
That's two feet for you? That's too much to walk.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
You're gonna be get your feet, balance your feet off
the bed.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
You got.

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That's today's round of would you rather?

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Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, our
last break of the day and closing remarks from the
one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are, last
break of the day. Time for you to leave us
with some closing remarks.

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Yeah, you know, I try to find different ways to
encourage people because.

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Life.

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Life is really challenging, man, and it's becoming even more
so for all of us because of social media.

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Man.

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It's like craziness. It's it's you.

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Can become a part of the meal, so to speak.
You can just become a part of the meal. And
you don't even have to be famous. You really really
don't it can just be in your circle of friends
that you start getting hated on or something like that.
But it's really difficult out here. So I really try

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to give people bits and pieces of things that happened
to me as I progress through my life, and I
maintain and I grow all the while. In spite of
in spite of now, two things help me. First of all,
my relationship with God is probably better than it's ever

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been because I've learned some really really useful tools over
the past year to really really help me.

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Now.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
Little did I know that God was presenting these tools
to me so I could so I would have them
and be equipped for the fight that he knew was
coming my way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Man, that's a.

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
Cool, cool thing to know that God taught me some
things before last year that was going to help me
with what he knew was coming my way this year.
So the first thing I have to attribute and give
credit to my relationship with God has been the real

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root of my ability to keep moving forward in the
face of all circumstances, whether they seemed appeared to be
what they were or not. And then secondly, I have
learned how to shield myself. It's not that I know

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how to shield myself. But I've learned how to put
a protective coding over my mind to help me deal
with negativity because it's just so much of it out there, man.
And if you get if you really listen to what
everybody's saying, you know you have a lot more people
that love you than hate. You know that the problem
with Haiti is it's so dog gone loud and love

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is just so somebody call and say, hey, man, don't
worry about none of that. I got you back. I
love you, man, thank you for all you do. Your
real friends know the truth. It's just people who don't.
They have something to say. So your relationship with God
and this practice that I've learned of hot in the
coat and now how to coat my mind from negativity
have been two of the most powerful things that I've

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developed over the past couple of years and last year
and a few months ago. That's really really helping me.
And so what I wanted to kind of share in
light of all of that in that same vein as
what I want you to stop doing. If you're doing this,
stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, man,

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Stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you when,
first of all, they don't even know you. Number two,
a lot of people with an opinion about you, they've
never met you. And here's the most important reason they

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don't know you. They haven't met you. And you want
to know the real reason. You shouldn't care, because they
don't care. They don't care anything about you, one way
or another. They just riding through the system pushing buttons,
and you happen to be the button that they pushing today.
Do not give people permission to have an opinion about you,

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and you listen to it. I stop doing that. I
stopped giving people my permission to have an opinion about me.
You don't have I'm not giving you permiss Now you
can go have one, but it's without my permission.

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So therefore you can't affect me. Listen to me.

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
People, If you don't give them the permission to affect you,
they can't affect you. You can keep pushing on and
upward to your goals. Don't give them permission to turn
you back. Don't give them permission to stop you. Don't
give a person permission to ride your back. Martin Luther
King said, a man can't ride your back unless you

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bend over. Stand up, stand up to some.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Of this mess.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
I'm not saying go down there and do something about it.
I'm just saying, stand up, hold your head up, square
your shoulders, pince your shoulder blades, get your chests out,
hold your chein up. Gone with your bad self. Quit
worrying about what they saying. Them people don't even know you.

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Don't give these people permission to make you feel less
than who you really are. Your heavenly Father made you
you a child of God. These people didn't make you.
Do not give them permission. Don't give them permission to

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be a determining factor in your life. They don't have
your permission to do that. They don't have the ability
to do that. Don't give them permission.

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To hate you.

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
Turn your back, ride your back, make you feel less,
be a determining factor in your life. You know why,
because they don't know you, they ain't never met you,
and they don't care about you. You should not care
about what they think. Those are my remarks. Talk to
God today. You love to hear from the people.

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