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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all all at all don't given them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Black the million bus busy.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Show Joy.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You know you have.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Turn turn.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You have to turn the mouse to turn. You probably
got to turn the mouth, turn mount to turn the lod.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
The mon jup.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh, I sure will come
on and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on,
dig me now what it only Steve Harvey got a
radio show?

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I love it when I run up into people and
they say that to me. They say, hey, Steve Harvey
got a radio show. Then they wink at me. I
know they listening. You know, I got a lot off
my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up.
And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute because sometimes,
you know, you just got to say some things out loud.
Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I

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got to keep going anyway. And that's my words this
morning to you, that I want you to keep pushing
no matter what happens. I want to share something with
you that's important, that's very very important. See, you have
to give God something too blessed. You know, if your

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prayer is asking for God's blessings, you got to give
him something to work with. Now, you know, you gotta
show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude. You gotta let
him know that you're in it for the long haul.
No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never

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ever see what the end could be. If you turn
around and go back, You'll never know what the end
could have been had you stuck it out.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You'll never know.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
How good it could have gotten had you not just
whathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people.
They it get tough for him, It get hard for him,
and then they let doubts set in, and then those
doubts become facts and the next thing you know, they

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give up. Had you not given up, or had you
given your best, what the results or outcome could have been.
I look back on my life on so many occasions
where in college I wasn't giving my best.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Now flunked out.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Now, it's easy to look at my life now and go, yeah,
but look at you now. But back then, man, it
cost me for so many years that failing to finish,
that not giving my all it cost me a number
of years. I wish I could say that it didn't

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mean nothing, that it was just a blip on the
radar skin screen, but at the time it was major.
And so you have a lot of decisions in your
life that are happening now. You may be in your twenties,
your late teens, you could be in your early thirties,
and it's happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through
it provided one thing, you never give up.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
You never turn around and go back.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
and this is where so many people go wrong at too.
You write yourself off after you failed at something, the
one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish, and you
failed at it. Now you write yourself off as a failure.
Now you go settle on into life and just see

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what hand you get. Had when I flunked out of college,
had I written myself off as a failure, I wouldn't
be here today. When I lost my carpet cleaner company,
I would have written myself as a failure. And I
wouldn't be here today when I didn't become a diamond
distributed in Amway or a direct distributor in Amway even

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I would have written myself as a failure, and I
wouldn't be here today. When I bought a distribution kit
to become a distributor of the Bohemian Diet and I
didn't make it, I would have written myself as a failure.
When I became an Al Williams distributor and I didn't
make it, I would have written myself as a failure,

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and I wouldn't be here today. Oh, I got a
list for you. When I got laid off at for
a motor company and I written myself as a failure,
I wouldn't have made it. Do you need some more?
Because I have a story filled with mishaps. I have

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a story filled with failures. Couple of things now, the
grace of God and his mercy which is available to
us all. See that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy,
because of his willingness to forgive and to even understand

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why we do the things we do. In all of
my shortcomings, failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it
all wrong. Can't blame nobody else, It's just me. Steve
ain't have it together at that point in life, I've
could have ridden myself as a failure the first time.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I could have.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I just could have gave up on it after the
second one. And please know that this is an admission.
This ain't bragging. So before you start in with me,
understand what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in my life
a series of missteps and failures. But how I still
get here today. Couple of things. God's grace and mercy

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is first. But that's the key, that's for everybody see
if it's God's willingness to forgive you and God's understanding
of why we do what we do because he said
we wasn't gonna be perfect. So in all of your imperfections,
your creator told you you would not be perfect.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He's said to you, it's out there. I don't care which.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
One of the books you read, it tells you that.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So guess what.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
With that in mind, he has a grace that he has.
It's like a grace period. It's like when you don't
pay your insurance premium on the day that is due.
The next day, they don't just cancel your insurance premium.
They have a grace period because they ain't trying to
stop this money from coming in. But when it comes

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to God, there's no money required. He just gives you
the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. See, you
gotta tap into that, y'all. You gotta get in touch
with that, because that's an important part to making it.
Understanding that His grace is available. So when you make
a mistake, So when you fail at it, he has

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a loophole in the contract with him that allows you
to make mistakes, that allows you to get it wrong,
that allows you to fail time and time and time again.
But if you never give up, if you keep getting up,
if you keep trying, if you keep striving, if you
keep making the effort to go forward and not go back,

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God has a blessing for you, and He has it
in abundance for you, and God will give it to
you at the right time.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
But you got to be ready. Oh, I want it
to be successful.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
But if He had given it to me back then
I wouldn't have handled it correctly because I would have
made some more mistakes along the way. So you make
the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord, ain't God been
good to me? I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Cool you're listening Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Wake up, wake up, It is Friday. It is Friday morning.
Wake up, wake up, wake up. It is the Steve
Harby Morning Show. The next you're holding it down, Uncle
Stevens out. But the crew is here and you can't
do it without the crew. That's Shirley Strawberry, Carl of Faro,
Mississippi Monica, and the One and Only kill Junior Boy Space.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
We are in the building on this Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Everybody good, Yeah, yo, come on right, it's Friday, are
you yeah, yep?

Speaker 8 (10:28):
This matter of fact, matter of fact. Shall just go
out to everybody just quitting their job today. Everybody's gonna
cust they boss out today. Go out to you, big
shout out to you. Everybody that's gonna cust they boss
smooth out today. They've been thinking about it all week long. Friday,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Give it to them. I'm gonna let them know on Friday.
They gonna heal on Friday.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
All right, well then, I don't know, be prepared, start
getting boxes and we start moving.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I hope you stacked it up because you need to
be ready.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Take a deep breath.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Before the first cuss word. Think about it twice.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
See you about your family, gotta eat, you got gotta live, yea.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
And the words are the Steve Junior boy, what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
God?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Dog, what's on your mind?

Speaker 6 (11:22):
I don't know who'll make it with you today? Time
on another whole level.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Now you both, Junior, I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
I'm doing Steve all day to day. What's on your mind?
Take your head off, I'm going over.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You're stupid?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You the newly weird. What's going on with you?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Man? Nothing, dude, it's good man. You know, good for
sailing right now? Smooth sailor smooth sailor you ain't you
ain't done nothing?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Stupid late.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, I've thought about it. I'm actually learning, like I'm
learning through trial and error.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Are you learning to be cried? Are you learning that part?

Speaker 10 (12:00):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Man, I can't win all these arguments. I can't win none.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You'll never win in She's not gonna say the argument.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
She's gonna say, y'all just talking.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yea discussion.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's a discussion. That's how they that's how
they do it. It's a discussion. It's not an.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Es.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
The kids say, we're just conversate. But well, jun you
have a question from Where are y'all going for vacation?
Did y'all get that squirreled away the family?

Speaker 10 (12:27):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, we're gonna you know, we're probably coming to Houston,
have vacation your places.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
You're coming home.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, I gotta go home yet, grand babies.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You know you gotta go see the babies.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, you know, wows part of the job.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
How does that you well, if it feels it feels
different surely because I have no expertise.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
In this area.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
I don't know what to talk to. I have never
held a conversation with two and three year olds. I
don't know how to do that.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
They call you pop off.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
They don't call me nothing.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
They barely talking.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
We get is to give him so they can call
me something. They ain't calling me nothing. I provide something,
but I ain't ain't calling me nothing.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Though.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
What you require them to call you if they can talk?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, they call me.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
They call me popaulj. That's that worked, okay, you know,
But but sometime we be in the room and don't
nobody know who's talking. We all got the same voice.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So I'm trying to figure out who got a high pitch?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Is that the baby was at the adult, but the
baby having a full grown Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Always interesting, Junior. All right, coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour, will hear from the nephew as
he runs that prank bag right after this. You're listening
Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for the nephew
to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I got h I got stupid for you. Just right
here we running it back from yesterday. This right here
is toll truck dry.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
If you would, kid, man, he done blew out the
whole electrical system in the whole Hello. Hello, I'm trying.
I'm trying. I'm trying to find Candy.

Speaker 11 (14:11):
Who is this skinny man?

Speaker 9 (14:13):
Okay? You you are you the guy went the tow truck.
You're the tow truck driver?

Speaker 11 (14:17):
Yes's me truck.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Okay, Hey man, you jump started my girls car three
days ago and blew the whole electrical system out.

Speaker 11 (14:25):
Man, I did, hold on, hold on, let me get
back of my truck, he said.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
I did what man, you do jump people's vehicles when
when they got a stall vehicle, don't you Wow, that's
what I do.

Speaker 11 (14:34):
I jumped vehicles.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Yes, okay, so you actually did my my girl's car
about three days ago. Man, you jump started her car.
But now when you when you over jumped it, it's
what you did. Okay. You done blew out the whole
electrical system in the whole car, the dad board, everything
is just completely out. And they talking about this gonna
be about fifteen hundred dollars to get this fee. I'm
sorry now, said my name kennup Man. But you was

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my girl, Seila. Man, you jump started, you over jumped
her car.

Speaker 11 (15:02):
Well just wait, wait a minute, Kenny, there's no such
thing as over jumping a car. You can't over jump
a car.

Speaker 10 (15:08):
Man.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Man, let me tell you, cause now I've never told
you that.

Speaker 11 (15:10):
That's just now, that's just.

Speaker 9 (15:12):
Don't hey, let me tell you something. Man, You over
jumped my girl's car. Okay, and you blew out up
a car. Well you mean that's what you did, man,
You done blew out the entire electrical system of the
entire Dad's boyd is completely dead. The people at the
dealership saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get
this thing backed up and running.

Speaker 11 (15:30):
Well, he may want to take it. Come where so
they're trying to rip you off. There's no such There
ain't no such thing as over jumping a car and blowing.
And she drove off that day, then she should be fined.
I've jumped plenty of cars. I jump cars all day,
loan people always need to jump I know what, I've
never over jumped it car.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Look, you over jumped this car, okay, and that's the
reason why it's completely shut down. All the fuses are
blown out, everything is completely You over jumped the car.
Now that's the fifteen hundred dollars. And the reason why
I'm calling you is you should be the person paying
for this.

Speaker 11 (16:07):
Uh no, no, hell no no, now that sure ain't
gonna hap. I'm not gonna pay for something I didn't do.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
You did it?

Speaker 9 (16:13):
You the one over jumped it, man. You over jumped
the car.

Speaker 11 (16:17):
I don't all jump cars. Now that I wait a minute,
I wait, just one wit it man, Now, I'm not
gonna argue with you. I jump cars all the time,
and you mean to tell me I overjumped your you you're.

Speaker 9 (16:32):
Oh, you know what, You're gonna get your swooped if
I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars I'm sorry you
said what You're gonna get your swoop if I don't
get this fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this
whole car, in the whole electrical system. Well, I tell
you what.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
I'm over here on Martin Luther King right now. Now
you're talking about whooping somebody you bring turn on here. Now,
I don't over jump up cars. Now, don't.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
Oh, you know money and you only fifteen hundred dollars
you count your son, but you owly.

Speaker 11 (16:58):
Penal on you son.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
You will be in for a loan day. I will
take this tow truck and ram it straight up your
And I'm not playing with you now, how don't I well,
don't talk to people like.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
This, and I should have.

Speaker 11 (17:12):
Hell, don't appreciate it when someone talks to.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Me like, man, a whooping?

Speaker 12 (17:16):
My you got a minute?

Speaker 9 (17:18):
You know what, You're gonna mess around and get your
little tow truck toddled off something. That's what's gonna do?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What?

Speaker 9 (17:24):
And you're gonna get your what whoop in the mix
of all of this. Man, let me tell you something.
I need this fifteen hundred dollars today off tomorrow. So
I can get my girl cost feels I don't know you?

Speaker 11 (17:34):
Well, did I jump this car off at because that's
exactly around meet you?

Speaker 9 (17:38):
At you? You jump my girl car off at her job?
She was downtown at her job.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
What street?

Speaker 11 (17:43):
Because I'm down there a lot.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
I don't know what street it is. But see she
worked downtown.

Speaker 11 (17:47):
See that's a problem. You're such a dumb she don't
even know what treated toe. And you know I don't
want you fifteen hundred dollars. Yu are crazy, And hey
let me sixteen honey.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
I'm gonna get this fifteen hundred at you. Now you're
gonna make a decision on which one you wanna do.
You're gonna bring me the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow.
I'm gonna got your whooped. You got your five o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (18:09):
Son, you ain't got to wait on tomorrow. I made
my decidity right now. I ain't gonna happen. I ain't
ever gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (18:16):
I don't owe you.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
And if you can get it out of my son, you.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Can have it.

Speaker 11 (18:20):
But I bet you this much, you better back a lunch.
It's gonna be a long night for you, buddy.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
I don't care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna
get a fifteen hundred dollars whooping, that's what you're gonna get.
Candy or candy Man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play
this fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (18:35):
You call me what you wanna call me, son, But
I tell you that after I whoop, you'll call me
something else.

Speaker 9 (18:40):
You cut your flitty, son. I gotta go.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
I got work to do.

Speaker 11 (18:44):
I've got somebody outside rate waiting on me right now
to hook up the car. I ain't got time to
be harguing with you. Son, all right now, if you
really want to find me, you really want to find
candy man, everybody out there knows how to find me.
You understand me. So if you really want that fifteen hundred,
all of a sudden you come and get it. But
I ain't got trying to be sitting here arden with
you all day.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
I got work to do.

Speaker 11 (19:05):
I got to get back out of this truck.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
I got one more thing I need to tell you,
and I want you to put this in your mind.
Good and strong are you?

Speaker 11 (19:12):
I'm gonna listening to you, son. You ain't say about
me giving you fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
I'll tell you what I want to tell you this.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by another record driver named.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
You.

Speaker 11 (19:29):
Tell us that you know what you're listening is because
I owe you a fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You have it, y'all already know.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know help.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
That's that's that's that's stupid on purpose. I have achieved
what I wanted to be in life. Okay, I have
come up mighty long way. I had some stupid trials
and tribulation.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
That's some custom. Times I wasn't stupid. I couldn't get there.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
I'm there enough old people say, I've come. I come
a mighty long way. You don't even know what it
took to get this stupid. You have no idea what
I've gone through, the prices I paid of your journey.
But you don't know what a stupid journey look like.
Y'all will get off early. You wouldn't even know what
that boy. I've been on this journey so long, yeah you,

(20:21):
Oh my god, I've been stupid a long time, but
I just I perfected it now And people That's what
I like, is the perfection that I have. And you know,
people gonna see that this weekend at the cry Out
It is the cry Out Conference, and I'll be doing
in Houston, Texas at the Georgia Brown Convenience Center with
the Lighthouse Baptist Church, and I would be there. I think,
you know what, I think I'm gonna preach. I think

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I'm gonna preach this weekend. I think all I'm gonna
preach this week right before Red Hem'm gonna come out.
I'm gonna preach. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm
gonna preach that thing this weekend. I just don't know
where I'm gonna come from.

Speaker 10 (20:53):
You.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
It ain't gonna be the Book of Ruth. It won't
be Ruth. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
All right. You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up at
the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Maryland's governor
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new Louisiana bill states that the Ten Commandments must be

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hung in all classrooms starting at twenty twenty five, and
an unidentified man is suing Apple after his wife read
some text messages that he thought he deleted. All coming
up at the top of the hour, But right now
it is time to ask the ready to love officer

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the Riddlo and Junior.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Tanisha and Hoover says, I am thirty three and my
husband is fifty six. He wants me to have his child,
but I don't want kids. His oldest son is thirty five,
so why would he want to start over? How do
I convince him that a child is not he needs
at this point in his life. Isn't he too old
for that?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, let's do the math. He fifty what fifty six?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Fifty six?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
She's thirty three and they want a baby.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
So so they ain't pregnant right now, so they ain't
gonna have a baby till he by seventy. I mean,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry he gonna be by seventy when
the baby get boyt eighteen?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Is am I right.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Around something along though? Around that age?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah? So him making graduation, that's fifty fifty, ain't it?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well? Living longer? People are living longer.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
They are make it by him.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
You already make an ignit decision, so he probably already
made some other ignit decisions. So I say, no, you
know who's gonna be raising this baby? This lady and
then and that man's son. Them two right there, Everyone
raise chab.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's okay, all right, So the thirty three
are gonna be raising his little brother a little sleep.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's what I'm saying, Junior.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
All these numbers is jacked up. Thirty three, fifty six,
thirty five. We're playing a lotto. This is just I mean,
the son thirty five, the mama thirty three. I mean,
how is this working?

Speaker 5 (23:09):
You know who?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Yeah, I think I think it's better if the daddy
stepped down and let the boy had a woman.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I really should have just married his son.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
But I got more in common.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
The point is she doesn't want kids. That's the point, guys.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I understand that. We got that. We just we just
know they're not.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Who's more got more in common? They got the same music,
you know, that dress, the same way.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
You know.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I don't. I can't. I can't see the baby, the
baby gonna with the baby gonna be old too. When
the baby get hit baby coming out at fifteen? What
what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
We're moving on Tanisha from Tunisia. Yeah, to deal with
that herself, all right, Reva and Charlotte says. I went
on the first date and we ended up having sex
at his place. A few days later we went out
again and he told me that it was his mom's
house where we had sex. I lost respect for him.

(24:07):
I want to get your opinion because he's twenty nine.
Am I being too shallow for judging him?

Speaker 8 (24:13):
What del's got to do without his age? That ain't
got nothing to do with nothing. He took you to
his mama house, and you feel it is what it is.
You got a little boy you're dealing with, all right.
He's been staying at mama house. That's where y'all got
down at mama house. And for you, you the one
did this on the first date. You should have found
out more about the dog on board. That's what you
should have done.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Speaking of judging, Yeah, yes, I should have found out mom.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, find out what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
It was science, it was signs. It was signs that
it was his mama's house. I mean, what like what
like you know, like like a china cabinet. What is
that doing in here with twenty you old boy? No,
he got a china cat. I ain't never seen one,
not twenty nine. So science that was in there?

Speaker 9 (24:54):
What else?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
You know what I'm saying? Like you know, hey, come
on now, when you saw when you saw the TV
that was in that house, you knew that wasn't a Samsung.
You knew that was a flow mine. Why you didn't know?
Wood and spoon and fork on the wall, the wood
spoon and fork to pitch at Kennedy and doctor Kane.
How you didn't know it was his mama house? Didn't

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nothing to say?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Twenty nine? And then she did do her homework.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
When you saw that plastic on that couch, you knew
that wasn't you knew?

Speaker 11 (25:21):
Dog?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:24):
All this stuff, all them hand woven chains that's at
the kitchen table. What about them.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Size?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
When them beads separated one room from the other.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
I don't know nothing about that.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But so she loves respect for him for the wrong thing. Okay,
all right, We're moving on to uh Diane in Woodland Hills.
Thank you, guys, Diana. Diane says, my new neighbors are young,
and they have a garden and sell vegetables daily in
their car port. This has caused too much traffic on
our streets. So I'm going to report them. I want

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to get your opinion. Should I report them or should
I let it go?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Did you say they was young, young people selling no vegetables.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, that's what she says.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
They're selling weed. They ain't selling that the weed. I
don't know young people. Ain't no young people that went
out there and picked up the tomatoes and lying there.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Ain't no young people selling no vegetables. That's weed. And
that's why that line is long.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Tu.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, I promise you that's with Tommy. He's selling weed.
I thought the same thing because I remember the last
time Collage Greens calls traffic, I don't see them. I
don't see me ever, saying, man, you got another bushel
of Collar Greens. No, that's weed.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
They selling vegetables, selling veggies every day.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay, okay, they are gummies, is what.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Do Yeah, they're selling organic vegetables.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
They do it on our street, organic edible, they sell eggs,
they sell it herbs.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right, we'll just leave it at that. Is that
what it is I'm gonna go down and going down. Yeah,
I don't need some tomatoes, all right? Last one, guys,
Last one. This is Marcus in Passaic. Yeah, Marcus says,
I've been with my girl for almost two years and
I want to propose, but she's got her ex boyfriend's

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initials tattooed on her ring finger. I asked her to
get it removed and offered to pay for it. She said, no,
Is this a sign that she's not the one for me?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
That's a big sign. Pod matter of fact, if it
was me, we ain't get We gotta lose her whole fang.
We gotta take that whole fang on it shut.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Tell me you can what.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
I'm not finna put my ring on that finger with
that man name on the car. I'm not finna do
it now. Either we gonna either we're gonna take the
fang off, or we're gonna get this writing off.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
No one of the two, which one you want to do?
I ain't putting my ring on the other thing. I
want it on the ring thing.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
Either were gonna we're gonna take the whole thing off,
put it on the pinky, or we're gonna get this
man name over here.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Don't be cheap and get a bigger ring that covers
up the tax.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
I'm not covering up another man when she like, go
big or go home for the ring up the initials. Yeah, no, man,
come on now, we can't have no come on, we
cannot get married and your ex boyfriend's initial is on
your ring finger and I pledge in my life to you.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, that's why when I do that problem.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Yeah, she'ld have one made this ignorant decision to putting
the boy name on that.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Anyway, she's not taking them off. Evidently he does mean
something to her, those initials.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
So so the whole time I see c J, the
whole time, c J just on that, just Chris Johnson every.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Day grab me when when she grabbed me, intimately, that's
what I see is his.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Name on you know what I'm saying, I'm kissing and
then his initials.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Right, thank you really, Low and Junior coming up at
the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
for you right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, So, guys, Maryland's Governor Wes Moore has issued a
mass pardon for close to one hundred and seventy five
thousand marijuana convictions. All of the convictions are for misdemeanor
drug charges or simple possession charges. In a statement, Governor
Moore said the pardon aims to end social and economic
injustice that disproportionately affects people of color, and he is

(29:49):
expected to get an opportunity to write a bunch of
historical wrong. We love you, Governor Wes Moore, you have
I love you. You're doing the right thing. Yeah, yes,
he is.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Now don't go back out there setting that stuff again.
Now I ain't and dropped it. Now, don't go back
out there. Get yourself right back in trouble.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
You've been.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
The States is legal, so what well what is?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, but it ain't legal for you to sell it
unless you got a license to sell it. And by
right or wrong?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well okay, but anyway, way to go, Governor Wes Moore.
All right, all right, I'm moving on to this new
law guys that was passed in Louisiana. This is from
Governor Jeff Landry. Jeff Landry passed a new law that
will require all Louisiana schools to hang a poster size
display of the Ten Commandments. Okay, that's going to be

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in every classroom beginning in twenty twenty five. There will
also be a statement next to the display to explain
how the Ten Commandments used to be a core tenant
of the American education. So that's great for Louisiana students.
So you guys think that all all states should do
the same. Your thoughts on it.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I came up in school when the prayer was in there.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
So yeah, you know, yeah, it's cool. You had guidelines,
morality guidelines and things like that. Yeah, well, prayer in school,
I don't mind. The issue that I'm having is the
other issues in schools, the lack of not handling bullying
for children, the gun control issues. There, there's so many

(31:26):
levels resources for certain school districts. There's so many things
that kids deal with with schools. I do not mind
prayer in schools. Yeah, because don't you think right that
if you had that then maybe you wouldn't have you
won't have bullying and some of these other things. You know,
maybe maybe it's a start. Anyway, it's a start, You've

(31:48):
got a long way to go. Yeah, oh yeah, but
a lot of these issues did start when they took
prayer out of schools and all of that. So they
maybe get some pushback from people from other religious backgrounds. Yeah,
absolutely so. All right, So moving on to this interesting story.
A man who wishes to remain anonymous, is suing Apple

(32:10):
for more than six million dollars after his wife discovered
text messages that he sent to prostitutes. Okay, he thought
he had deleted the messages from his phone, but his
wife found the messages on the family's Apple computer. The
man said he is suing Apple because, quote, if you

(32:32):
are told a message is deleted, you are entitled to
believe it is deleted. So shortly after his wife saw
the text messages to the prostitutes soliciting their services, she
filed for divorce.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
He got it right, he got rights. I'm with ing,
he got rightstone in in get it. Pardon sue Apple
to the fullness you got you. I mean, Apple is
liable for this.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
They are, y'all, don't, said the man who does not
have an iPhone, And is this why you do not
have an iPhone?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Android? Samsung all day long?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's because when they delete, they delete, they delete.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
It's gone. It ain't in no cloud, it ain't in
the dirt. It's gone, Junior, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
You have an iPhone or I have an iPhone?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
I am highly disappointed in your product.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, in my product.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
I am highly disappointed. I cannot believe they didn't delete
this man text message.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Would you sue if that happened to you?

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
I'm getting them the lawsuit for stuff I've already deleted.
I'm getting there too. I think it's still there. Yeah, wow,
six million.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
It's easy to turn into class action. You know, everybody
gonna jump off everybody.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Man, he gotta worse up to deal. Yeah, get a divorce?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
What you text in a prostitute for? What y'all got
to talk about?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
There's nothing wrong with testing the prostitute, temmy. I mean,
we're not sleeping with the prospect. We just texting them.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
No, he's soliciting their services.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
We don't know that texting her Junior talking about it.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Good morning, Peaches.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
That's that's all.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
That's fine. That's enough.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
How's your day going.

Speaker 12 (34:18):
How's your day going?

Speaker 6 (34:19):
Have you have you talked to Cinnamon? You know anything?
Y'all miss taking this the wrong way?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's all. Let me let me pray for you.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
This morning.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Yeah, yeah, I mean all of this stuff. They need
a society to you just your job. Don't let that
get in the way. But what you do for your job,
you need friends, that's all. Don't judge her.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, so will you be changing from an iPhone to
an android?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
On over here? Come on over here? I had you right,
Come on over here.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Yeah, we we I'm talking about we getting a divorce
behind some text messages.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's not enough to prostitute the Jewish alone.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Y you judging people? Oh my goodness.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
He was.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Just checking the prices, that's all he was.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
The market go up and down like the stock marketing.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
It's different.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
An investment call, that's all.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
It was.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Finally, uh finally, guys, are you still into the versus battles?
We haven't talked about it for a while, but you know,
the versus battles We all enjoyed them during the pandemic. Well,
Swiss Feeds and Timbaland have partnered with Elon Musk to
do more versus battle versus battles free on the X platform,
of course, that's formally known as Twitter. Fans responded to

(35:44):
the news with mixed feelings, and most commons stated that
those versus battles were only exciting when we were quarantined.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
And the.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Concert that's locked up activity were not locked up no more.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
That's a wait, do we go down?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm not man all right? Coming up in twenty minutes
after Oh wow, what a treat, Junior has a poem
right after this.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah you're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Junior has a special full poem for us today. So, Tommy,
we're gonna need you to do the introduction.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
I'm gonna give you a nice introduction in the post
how Uncle Steve, I say interpose. You know, Monica be
giving get on me when I say that interposed. But anyway,
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Get ready.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
He is here.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
He is the baddest poet on this show, on this show.
That was nice, right, put.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Your hands together, the one and only Kia Junior boy
in space. Should I say Jay rap Juniors? I'm not
gonna say ragged airs poem, Junior. I'm Junior's awesome poem.
Let's go Juniors.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Oh well, thank you, Tommy. That's that was different.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Better you better stand up to it. Good, better stand
up to it.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yeah, man, Well, you know we will see it in
just a second, won't you know?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, you know we will.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Notice my Now, we got a heat wave going across
the country, right, you know, and and it's really affecting
a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Just hot.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
So the title of this poem is, it's already too
damn hot.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Okay, yesterday was the first day of summer, and I
don't think it can get any warmer. I can't go
outside because it's scorching hot. Can't even sit in my backyard,
and I'm sure I will not. Tommy, I know what
you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'm not this.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
How can I sit in my backyard without having a fence.
I know that's what you're thinking. I'll be willing to
bet it. Don't mean I ain't getting a fence. I
just ain't got one yet. But don't y'all worry about
what I got because I'll be staying inside because it's
too damn hot. We're not going out there the end.
I don't see why we're going out there. I do

(37:50):
not see why. It's already ninety seven ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Five four summer and we have to keep it.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
She got to August.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
We're gonna be on slow roast in August.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Yeah, I'm talking about bacon. Bacon just protesting with chicken.
We're just not going out there.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Hey, your power bill like keep that.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Search starts at three o'clock in the afternoon. We're not
coming out there. Start your concert at nine.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
I'm getting me a yeah, I'm getting me a walk
in deep freezer when you just walk in and cool
off and walk back at just put that.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
In the house.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, yeah, in the house.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You got room for it.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I got room because it's bigger.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
I can put it on the jacket side of the girl.
Matter of fact, Jackie can walk in there. When you
having them damn hot flashes to we.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Need that need you need that in because you're getting
an r I return on your investments.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Yes, this don't make no sense. I don't know how
we're gonna make it through July.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And when I was little, but be hot and cold.
When I was little, my mom people used to come
in the house. Who was so hot out there? Mom
will say, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Go outside.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
No before air did you guys used to stand in
front of the fan.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
And just let it blow.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Who was fun right there?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we
want you, we want to know what kind of summer
activities you did when you were a kid. We want
to know that right after this you're listening.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, guys, it is officially summer now and it's hot everywhere.
So think back when you guys were a kid. What
did you do during the summer to pass the time?
There was no cable TV, there was no cell phone,
there was no internet, no computers, none of that.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
So what did you do? What did you do? Junior?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Oh? First of all, we had to do every day.
We had a mission. Every day we had to we
had to go on our mission. And we was we
was climbing tree. We were Star Trek and I was
Captain Kirk, That's who I was. And so we in
the tree and the king guns was coming. We had
to fight them off every day. That's that's what we
had imagination. That's what we did. Yeah, I see, I

(40:19):
see my best friend Rashaan Brown. I defeet. I still
love Sean Brown. Me and ra Sean Brown getting that
tree and I'm telling you put the shields up in
the front. We need the shields.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
That was important. You had to have him.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yeah, boy, that's that was serious. Star Trek coming and
we left Scottie too. All of us did. Yeah, we
did that.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Tell me?

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Oh my god, the day was long. So you did
a whole bunch of one day. We started out with
bb guns. You're gonna start out with that. We're going
we're going to shoot birds. That was that was that's
how we would start off.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
We got.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Hit the bird.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
The birds was safe. Trust me, the birds was safe
for us. I could never hit the bird.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Uh what else?

Speaker 8 (41:02):
And then we're gonna we're gonna take our bikes. We're
gonna jump ramps, because you know, we build a ramp,
We're gonna jump round. We're gonna do all.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
But when the evening came, like about.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Five thirty six and getting dark, that's when we started
playing hide and go hide. And then when he got
realed dog got close to getting dark, it changed from
hide and go seek, hide and go get it.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
But them girls was fast.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Boy, that was fun. That sounds fun. That sounds a
lot of fun. Did you guys do stuff like get
the water hose and run through it and all that?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
We used to do that.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, really really, my daddy came home, So you're gonna
quit running my water like.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
That and using up my good trash man. Yes, side
slipping slide.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
We are slipping slide. Wait before that game came out.
Oh yeah, you were doing that.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
We had a lot of a lot, a lot of fun.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
Yeah, we did. We did.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
We did so much.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Sureley, can you double dutch? Can you jah?

Speaker 9 (42:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Double dutch? Uh huh, So we did that double dutch.
We were outside, we played jacks. I couldn't get past
or my hand coordination. You know, if one and three
were over here, I get the three, but that one
I could not get it before that. Yeah, but the

(42:26):
bat and the ball, remember the little ball that was
on that Yeah, I could get I could do that.
Now that was me.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I hated. I hated to see that.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
Hold.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Young people are listening, going like, what are they talking about?
But these were fun games for us.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
This is what we did.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
We didn't have internet.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh my gosh, did you play may.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
We played for Keith boy Man. You hate to do
your best marble.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Boy, that's fine, go ahead, Carl Well. Growing up in
Chicago when I moved, you know, I moved to Houston.
I was a teenager young or twins so to speak.
But I don't know about y'all. But in Chicago, playing
cards is very very serious. Been with and all that.
You know that our parents and aunties, and they was

(43:18):
teaching us at a young age with Chicago game.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I started out with pity pat and then.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
You worked your way up an yeah, and then they
start bro when they get you the spades and gets seerious.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
And then that's when I stopped because they were just
too serious that I couldn't concentrate that hard. Anyway, that
was Texas.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
That was fun right there.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
That was all day.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Me and my great grandmother that was out there. We
used to play. That's when Monopoly was really big. On
Friday nights at the house of my great grandmother's house,
Monopoly fifteen people last all night long and the summertime.
That's what we did. I would cheat her because she
couldn't see I was cheating her, because if she made
me mad, I will put on Electric company. She never
got boardwalk if I was corner to the bank and
she never got.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Your blind grandmother? Was your great grandma was playing Monopoly?

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Yeah? Yeah, she could count the boy she knew, but
she rolled her eight you tell her what she rolled.
She knew what she's supposed to be, but till I
told her where she was gonna be at you on
electric coming you'll say.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Lie, you feel good about yourself cheating your great grandmother.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Blind what the nephew in the press.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
You don't know?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
For today, right after this, you're listening.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. Guys,
today it's my strawberry letter and the subject is his
female company is too comfortable. His female company is too comfortable.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
But right now it is time for the prank phone
call for today. I'm just waiting to hear this one.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
What you got now?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Want something super stupid? Do you want that?

Speaker 8 (45:02):
I mean, y'all got to tell me how y'all want it? Now, y'all,
y'all know it's lails of my stupidity. Y'all, y'all won't okay,
let's go for it all right, This right here is
mona fix your appearance, Mona fix your appearance, and I'm
gonna call from corporate wardrobe. That's what I'm calling corporate wardrobe,

(45:26):
Mona fixed your appearing.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona, please jesuits her. Hi,
how you doing. My name is James over with the
with corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
the company for about eight years now? Am I correct? Mona?

Speaker 9 (45:45):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (45:46):
Sir? Okayrect Like I.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. Wanted to kind of
give you a call. There's been some conversation about it,
but wanted to give you a call about your appearance
in the office.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (46:01):
Now, your your your appearance seems to be pretty much
intact as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's
nothing that has nothing.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
To do with that.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
Okay. Now, first of all, what uh my pearents have
to do with your corporation?

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been
with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Sir?

Speaker 11 (46:23):
I have Okay, and you call me telling me something
by my peers, right, what I what.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
I want to talk to you about is that what
what what some of the workers in the office are
having a problem with And what we want to do
is get you an actual doctor's appointment because we want
to see about helping you get a breast reduction.

Speaker 12 (46:48):
Oh what a breath reduction?

Speaker 10 (46:51):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Now you you you you?

Speaker 10 (46:53):
I mean from from my understanding that your your breasts
are too large.

Speaker 12 (46:58):
Now who was this first?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Again?

Speaker 10 (47:01):
My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate
Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human
resources of corporation.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Now, if you ain't coming here by something else, certainly
what we do here, So you calling me telling me
somethbody giving me a breast reduction, what you need to
do is try and dig up some most because what
I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna were them. They
was on here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
I wear them problem, Lona.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
All we want to do is we want to get
you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get
your get your breast reduced. So you know, you you
feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the
office all be a lot more comfortable.

Speaker 12 (47:37):
Okay, I'm not you ain't feel do it? Man. You
ain't gonna come in and tell me some well, what
y'all gonna do to me? What you talking about? I'm
even just being this foremost eight year and I ain't
never had no problem with nobody's telling me something about
my friends. So what you need to do is find
out who's going around here making these rumors. And first
of all, I'm gonna dig up because if everyone's up

(47:58):
in here talking about me, and you know I'm jealous
because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me,
I'm gonna you know, I'm on mind and they right
ain't got top of my brain.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
I gotta get I gotta bring them down.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Big too. Can you reduce that?

Speaker 11 (48:13):
Excuse me, my big?

Speaker 12 (48:15):
Can you reduce that?

Speaker 10 (48:16):
Ma'am? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.
I gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
You ain't gonna do. Ain't what you're gonna get downe
is that's what you're gonna get down And listen, let's
not worrying about my breath. So you and whoever whoever
calling you are telling you something about what I'm doing
at this this, tell him, I said, the kids mind.

Speaker 10 (48:36):
So what I do you do?

Speaker 12 (48:37):
I'm gonna do me so they don't like that, then hey,
how at them because I'm a fine whoever doing it?
Because they jealous, I'm a bad They don't understand it.
And the man's come in and what woof woof they
come to who they come to my desk and ask
for who they ask for me?

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Mona, mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta
get your breast brought down.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
First of all, whoever you are, you might need to
come see. You can sit up to the front of
my desk and see how it's looking.

Speaker 9 (49:04):
You might want to come back.

Speaker 12 (49:05):
And bring out your crew.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
Mona, I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
sit at your desk and see your your your I
gotta get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced.

Speaker 11 (49:16):
Now to when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna
see no, I'm going.

Speaker 10 (49:20):
To a doctor.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Your mona, You're going to a doctor.

Speaker 12 (49:23):
You bringing so he I ain't going no doctors. What
you start, man, the doctor whoever you need to go see,
I ain't trying to hear.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
It, yell.

Speaker 11 (49:33):
Said.

Speaker 10 (49:33):
What I'm gonna do is they said you would act
like this, Mona. They said you would react just this way.
This is what the people in the office are talking about.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
I don't give it now what they I've been in
this company by almost eight years. I ain't no hand,
nobody accounting me telling me some my friends what you
need to do. First of all, you need to come
in and see me because it might like what you see.
Because I'm a big, bad bowl three andy four woman.

Speaker 9 (49:56):
You better yet?

Speaker 12 (49:56):
Yeah? What's your name? And now what's up? What's up?

Speaker 10 (50:00):
But why do you need my name?

Speaker 12 (50:01):
I need your names because I ain't never had somebody
call my damn job to tell me something about my
bad I need to know your name because I'm gonna
get some lottery in this because I don't play this,
see I need I don't play that. So whoever you
is and your carpet or whoever kind of me by
my breast, I don't play that. I need your name,
I really do, because you don't. I'm gonna find.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Out who this is?

Speaker 12 (50:22):
My name nothing?

Speaker 10 (50:23):
You do want to know my name?

Speaker 12 (50:24):
I want to know your damn name. Hell y'all want
to know your name?

Speaker 10 (50:27):
What is it? Are you listening? What is that a nephew,
Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your girlfriend.

Speaker 12 (50:39):
You what my breast figure the mind?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
You know, I got a limb.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
Me and y'all need to quinn what you're gonna make me?

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Go?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Right?

Speaker 12 (50:57):
I can't believe it's in her breast bigger than mass.
And then she got a limp. I listened to this
show every morning, and I just can't believe I got
he said, she did it. She got me, you know
got me. But I'm gonna catch her lips.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
I'm gonna catch the watching.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
It's okay. I'm gonna give him all.

Speaker 10 (51:22):
Right, baby, I got one more thing for your baby.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
Morning Show. And tell I guess what play on this
head phone. I just want to let you know I'm
a side sixteen with a low cut.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Now you have it.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Come on, mona, come home, mona, baby. I need you
to fix your parents. Now come on, you're talking to.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'm call you a certain.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
You know we're gonna call our attorneys right here. We
got a case.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I'm about to catch another plate.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
All right, July July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight,
I will already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium
Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are
on sale right now, right now, right now. What I
got laying in the cut? I got some stuff, man,
let me see Buffalo, New York laying in the cut?
I got some stuff laying in the cut. I don't

(52:29):
curll y'all better get ready board and if you come Tallahasset, Floyd,
I believe that's laying in the cut. We'll talk about
that later. But all right, this weekend, I am at cryout.
That is cry out. Don't worry about the call out.
Got I got to tim me be missing for y'all listening.
I'm the zoom mess up guy, all right, I screw
it all up. But anyway, but I look good on it?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do I look good? Do I look fly on the zoom? Y'all?
What y'all think you look? Let's go.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
I'm not going to be confident you about your clothes?

Speaker 10 (52:59):
What you know? What? What?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
What is this that I ain't sexy to y'all? No more,
no more, no more.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I never I've never been sexy to y'all.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
I don't know about calling Shirley, but definitely not to me.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I'm not appealing it. I'm not appealing any kind of way.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I mean, well, Junior speaks for the group on this.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I just gave you that nice introduction for your poem.
This is how you do me.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
You think I deserved for me to because of an intro.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is his female
company is too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
So I'm not sexy at all.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
I said, no more.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
You're listening, morning show.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, on work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
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Speaker 8 (54:10):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Thank you, nephew. Subject his female company is too comfortable.
Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend is very outgoing, and when
I started dating him, I gained several new friends, mostly females.
I trusted him and I had no reason to think
he would ever try to have sex with his female friends.
We've been dating for three years and I went to

(54:37):
his house Thursday and his friend Grace was in his
bed sleeping. He told me she had a migraine, so
he picked her up from work and brought her to
his house so he could look after her. And he
told me not to turn the TV on because she
needed the house to be quiet and dark. Grace started
throwing up and he ran to take care of it.

(54:57):
I recall the time I had a bad hangover and
I I threw up in his driveway and he put
me on his couch with a garbage can by my
head while he hosed off his driveway. We started arguing,
but I can't argue quietly, so I left. He called
me later to talk and he told me he was
out getting Grace something like to eat. I told him
that Grace needed to call her sister to come get her.

(55:19):
He still cannot understand how inappropriate it was to have
her in there. In his bed. The next morning, I
popped up to see where Grace was. She was still there,
scrambling eggs. She hugged me and thanked me for helping
take care of her. My boyfriend lied to her, so
she thought I was worried about her. She said she
was getting an uber to take her home. I offered

(55:41):
to take her instead. My boyfriend told Grace that it's
best if she takes an uber. Was he afraid of
what I was going to say to Grace or was
he afraid of what Grace would say to me?

Speaker 6 (55:53):
It is just Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Or is he too comfortable around Grace? Okay, the answer
to that is yes, all of the above. He was
afraid what Grace might say to you, what you might
say to Grace. All of that, and you know this
is not right what's going on between him and Grace.
If your man came over to your house and one
of your male friends was in your bed and you

(56:15):
were running around waiting on him hand and foot and
going to the store for him and said, he would
be furious. Period. Come on, if this makes no sense
what he's doing, So either your boyfriend stops all this
stuff with Grace or you should break up with him.
His priorities are out of order. If Grace has a sister,
that's where Grace needs to be, or she can go

(56:37):
to the doctor. How about that, Grace is no longer
his responsibility period since he's been with you for three years.
If he can't see how disrespectful this is to you
and your relationship, then he doesn't deserve you and you
need to keep it moving. Tommy, all right, you know
what I see.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
The first thing that get caught my attention is what
y'all can't drink. That's what y'all problem is. Y'all can't drink.
Everybody is you got hangovers and throwing up and can on, y'all,
y'all gotta lead these lemon drops along. I don't know
what y'all drinking, but everybody got a hangover and laying
around and throwing up in the driveway and can on

(57:16):
and uh. But by the grace of Grace, good God,
a mighty then I figured, by the grace of grace,
Grace is over there in the bed, you on the
couch with a trash can near you. That lets you
know you are not what Grace see. Grace is different
from who you are, baby, Grace got it going on,
and pop and Grace gets the bed, You get the
couch and the trash can, and you get cussed out,

(57:37):
and he got to go out here and hold his
dog on patio. I mean, there's a driveway down because
you can't hold your looker. That's what this is all about.
So now you're trying to figure out who is Grace.
But by the grace of Grace, good God, the Mighty
Grace is who he really really cares about.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Because guess what, go on? What do you say when
you came out? Great sleep, great sleep? Beat the TV.

Speaker 8 (57:58):
Y'all keep the lights off, because Grace got the hall
some time and some peace and quiet, because by the
grace of Grace, Shirley, we got to keep it quiet
up in here, because Grace is sleep. Grace gets all
the attention. And you don't even see that Grace is
getting all this. But you was clapping. Now, you tried
to do your thing. You tried to pop up so
you could see what Grace was. But Grace was already

(58:19):
out there bed. Whatever happened already, that happened. Grace is
in there cooking eggs and scrambling and guess what she cooking.
She ain't even changes cooking breakfast for her, Grace cooking
for both of them, and then came in and gave
you a hug.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Hey, girl, what's going on? By the grace of Grace?
I show appreciate you taking care of me. Girl.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
If you'd have got in that call with Grace, you'd
have got all the Grace news you needed and you
would have found out everything about your man. But I
think it's time to leave, baby. It's time to bail out.
It's time for you to go and get out.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
This is not for you.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
If you got to creep around and wonder what's going
on with your man? Trust, trust and believe. It's too much.
You gotta put too much effort into it. If you
can't trust him. Come on, now, you already know what's
going on with Grace. Grace is giving grace. That's what
Grace is doing.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
That's all I got?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
All right? All right, all right, that works, junior. You're
taking notes over there? What you got?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
What I got?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
His female company is too comfortable?

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Yeah, wait a minute, what Grace don't need this much mercy.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Why is we sitting up here?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
What is you doing?

Speaker 12 (59:30):
Doog?

Speaker 6 (59:31):
First of all, this should have been should have been
on the news when you find out Grace was laying
up in the bed with a migraine. You think you
got a migraine. Now you think these lights off? You
think it's got to be quiet in here. You're gonna
have to leave she laid up in the bed. Why?
First of all, how did you even fix your mouth
to tell your girlfriend? I went and picked Grace up

(59:52):
from her job?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
What?

Speaker 10 (59:54):
What?

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Grace ain't supposed to
be here. He's got to get a boyfriend or her
sister or relative.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
This is not what you do.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
And then you shush you people like did you say
sh and it? Put your finger across her lip and say,
don't make too much noise. Grace getting quiet in you?

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
What what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Wait a minute?

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
You get up? You get up, and you come back
over there, and Grace in there cooking eggs and said,
thank you for taking care of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Me, thank you for being a friend.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Exactly what is we doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Want to hang on, junior, Hang on. We'll have part
two of our response to the Strawberry letter coming up
at twenty three minutes after. The subject is his female
company is too comfortable. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
All right, we're gonna recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
is his female company is too comfortable. It says, this
is written from a woman. Her boyfriend is very outgoing.
She started dating him. He had a bunch of female friends,
so she gained those female friends too. And here's the deal.
She trusted him. She had no reason to think, you know,

(01:01:10):
he would ever try to have sex with his friends.
They've been dating for about three years. But one day
she came home and one of his female friends was
in her bed because she was sick and he her boyfriend,
was nursing her back to health. She was sleeping, she
had a migraine. She had a migraine, so he went
and picked her up from work. Her boyfriend went and

(01:01:32):
picked his friend up from work and brought her home.
And when his new girlfriend of three years came in,
he told her not to turn the TV on and
not to talk too loudly because his friend, Grace, that
is her name, Grace couldn't stand the loud noises and
she needed to be in quiet and dark. So Grace

(01:01:54):
started throwing up and all of this he ran to
take care of it, she said. The girl old friend
said she remembered the time when she had a hangover.
He put her on the couch, you know, I guess
told her to find for herself or whatever while he
went out and cleaned up the driveway that she threw
up in. So that right there will tell you this
is a mess. How he treats his girlfriend and how

(01:02:14):
he treats his friend Grace. Anyway, they started arguing. She
had to leave because she wanted to get loud with
and and of course she had to be quiet because
Grace was there in bed with a migrain. Is this
making sense to anyone? Then he left to go and
get Grace something light to eat after she woke up,

(01:02:35):
and so he called her and he was telling her,
you know that everything that happened with Grace. Then she
went back to the house. The next day, Grace was
up in the kitchen scrambling eggs. So this is all
just a mess, she wants to know. Grace wanted to
go home. She said she was going to take an uber.

(01:02:56):
She said, no, that's okay, Grace, I'll take you. The
boyfriend's like, no, no, take an uber, and she wants
to know what was the boyfriend afraid of what Grace
was gonna say to her? Or was the boyfriend afraid
of what the girlfriend was gonna say to Grace. So
we say it's all of the above, and yeah, Grace
is a little too comfortable around your boyfriend. Yeah, Junior,
you wanted to finish your response.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Yeah, absolutely, she too comfortable. See if Grace's got a migraine, Grace,
they got medication out here. You can go, get you
some nerd tech. Nerd tech worked for my grains. Get
you some tailing now. But what you can't get is
this man's bed, and that's ode a house. What about
the guest room? Did anybody think about the guest room?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
It would have been the same thing though, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
But it didn't matter. But you ain't in the main room.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
But all of this stuff for Grace is he scared
what she was gonna say, Well, she was gonna say
to you. Yes, that's why you have to take an uber.
He cannot allow y'all to be in that car and say, girl,
you know what I love about James? He is so
caring girl, your man is so caring. He cannot get
this out, that cannot come out. You know what, I
didn't know what I was doing when he came and
pulled it up, and I looked out that window at

(01:04:01):
my job and his car was down there. Girl, I
felt like this Mike bring was going away.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Girl, I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
You can't get all this in the car.

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
The old I could pay him back was to get
up this morning and make that man some eggs. Girl,
you have to get up and make that man's mess.
This is not what you do.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
No, no, y'all, y'all want Uncle Steve reaction. Yeah, I
done told y'all before. By these damn friends, I ain't
out and told you. I told y'all a man can't
be a friend with a woman. And it ain't nothing
going on. I done told y'all this one hundred times.
When you get over there, you should have woke Grace's

(01:04:38):
ass up. That's what you should have done. You should
have woked Grace up and find out what the hell
going on? What is you doing in here in my
man bed, That's what the hell you should have done.
In the middle of all of it, all this be quiet,
because Grace sleep. I don't give a damn by Grace,
because you can wake Grace answer and everybody else around here.
I don't give a damn if the people next door

(01:04:58):
get up. But we finished in Grace's ass home. That's
what the hell we finsd to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
He sounds just.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
To Bravo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
That is exactly what he would saying.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
You're right, hello, Grace's doing here frying eggs for what
the hell? She ain't got no eggs in her damn house?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
What the hell going on with that? Somebody explained to
me what the hell Grace is here for? That's what
I wants to know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
And what is she hugging her for and telling her
thank you? Is that about?

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
What is your thinking me for? I came over here
to make sure your ass was going home. That's what
I came for. So you need to go ahead and
tell Grace while you're there all this huggy duggie. No,
you need to tell Grace what the hell your ass
is doing at my man house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Teach me how to you can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Ask the Lord by me, Grace, And I think you
already knowing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Hello man and whose boyfriend goes out to get food
for his female friend. Who does that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I want something with them?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Exactly your boo?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
You doing it for boo? You know how you treat
a boo?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Come on here, Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. What
are they saying in that car together, Grace and the girlfriend?

Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
I'm gonna ask you one damn time, Grace, what the
hell was you doing with my man at the high?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That's what I want to know. And what did you
get drunk at? Grace?

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
That's what I want to know. When you can't in
order to get drunk for him to come get you,
I want to know what the hell was going on?
What was you wayne when you was in there?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Indefinate? Grace?

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
Did you have on one of my man's shirts? What
the hell was you really doing? And look at me
when I'm talking to you, ain't that damn drunk?

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
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Talk right after this listening.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
All right, it's time now for junior and sports talk Junior.
What you got for us?

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
All righty, before I get to that, don't forget that.
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Just go to kers Hope dot org. That's kars Hope
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Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
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Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
S Hope dot org.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Pick you up a bag of that popcorn remix man,
all these ten flavors. Go ahead and help us support
these people with sickle cell. Have the proceeds go to
kers Hope. They're even expensive. Man, we just out here
trying to make a difference. Heres Hope dot or. Go ahead,
all right, here we go. Uh man, did you know?

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
I hate to see this man, But Detroit Pistons fired
Monty Williams uh the head coach man for the Detroit Pistons.
That's the only winning fourteen games. He has been dismissed.
And it's his first year as the head coach. And
why is it always black coaches don't get but one year.
He can't build nothing but one year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
So that's the thing that is not man, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You want how many games?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Fourteen? But it's his first year, young team they could
build on something. Well, here's the other thing too, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
It's like fourteen kind of los ain't eight or some game.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Yeah, but it's fourteen games fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Real load O. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Winning seasons either. I'm just saying what I'm just saying.
If you did this time, I made you something. Now
he will get his whole contract. But it's sixty five
million left on it now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Is you really mad?

Speaker 10 (01:08:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Nothing, man?

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
We should see this exit from this building.

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
I want to thank y'all opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I really do.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
As I'm packing my stuff up. Is the check gonna
be here every two weeks like would always come? Is
that what gonna do? Sixty five? B? But MANTII is
coach John. I hope you get a shot, some barrel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Hope he get a shot.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
We're up here hoping for him after this sixty five
I don't give her damn.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
If he.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
Should, he fine, he can have a house in Detroit, Chicago,
Los Angels, whatever he want to be. He ain't got
a coach no more. May the fact he needed to
coach the league? Did he get about the fourteen and folk?

Speaker 10 (01:08:59):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Here we go? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Also, the draft is coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
The draft is coming up and everybody's talking about it. Yeah,
the NBA Draft is coming up next week, and man,
everybody's talking about Brownie James if he's gonna be drafted
by the Lakers. Now he has worked out for the
Phoenix Sons, and he has worked out for the Los
Angeles Lakers. But if you if you lebron James, you
want them to draft your son. Knowledge as you know,

(01:09:29):
because they're saying like, hey, well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
You know, play with his son. Hey, I think he
wants is anyway, Right, That's what.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
I'm thinking toimy wherever Bronnay go, you better be killing.
If I'm first pick, I'm drafting Bronnie. That's what I'm doing.
I've drafted him, so we're gonna see what happens.

Speaker 9 (01:09:46):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Man, it's a great opportunity.

Speaker 12 (01:09:47):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
They're saying Bronnie is a serious prospect. It's not saying like,
you know, well that he can really play. He's really
gonna play. So we're gonna have to see what happens.
But I would take it if I'm smart. If I'm
Houston Rockets, I'm talking to my team. Don't get run.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Okay, okay, all right, Junior, Thank you. Coming up at
the top of the hour, A man got fired. He
wants to know if he can blame it on his wife.
We'll get into that right after this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
All right, this is from John on Steve Harvey FM. Guys,
John says, I'm a forty nine year old man and
I got fired last week. My wife does not know yet,
and I don't know how to tell her because we're
redoing her home office and she just got a new
car for Christmas. Finding a new job might be hard
because I used my company's credit card to pay for
the work being done at our house. I did it

(01:10:38):
to give my wife. Yeah, I did it to give
my wife all of the stuff she asked for in
her new home office. Do I tell my wife I
got fired because of her? Or do I act like
I don't know why I got fired?

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah, we got shut this office down. In this car,
I'll let's have to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I'm sure they took that when they fired him. Yeah,
we got to stop. He said he bought her a car, right, Yeah,
she got a new car for Christmas. But they're redoing
her home office. That's where there.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
You didn't get to fired because of her? You got
fired because you read a credit card dot at home.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
It's appropriation of funds.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Yeah, that's why you got.

Speaker 10 (01:11:18):
No. No, you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
You got to tell your wife what's going on? What
you did this?

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
This it's time to come to the to the table.
Now you got to gone and confess on what you did.
It's it's a wrap all this up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
How is he gonna tell her he got fired because
of her? I mean, how is that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Because of her? Because if you want to build your wife?

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
And what did you use the company credit card?

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
You should have went down at home depot and got
some supply and did this yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
D I y your card on your own car?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Your card?

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Yeah, you know you probably worked. Are where they were
they checking the receipt, They see the credit card bill?

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Who got?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Who got?

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Who got all these all this equipment? What is all
this stuff for? Who got a disk? Who got?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Look? You ain't going to jail?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah, really it is stealing. It is because they tell
you when they give you a corporate card, do not
use for per personal purchases or anything like that. So
you at home details what are you able to use
a company card for travel? Business? Travel? Expensive?

Speaker 10 (01:12:31):
Tail.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yeah, anything that's associated with business related things, travel, maybe
some supplies for the office, you know, but you have
to have a receipt. You have to submit that receipt
for everything you purchase, right you have to card. And
you at home depot buying some paint so you get
repaint office.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Figure that out?

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
What what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
So let me ask you this. So if I take
a client out to Magic City, do I just need
to get a receipt?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
See right there and right there, you're gonna get fired
just like this man I take.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
If I take a client out for entertainment, you know,
because people take go out, you know, to have dinner
with stuff for entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Right now, take a client out.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
The Magic City, do I need to get the girls
to give us a receipt? How do we handle that party?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Is what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Okay, let me ask you this. Wait, wait, hold on,
let me ask you this. How much have you spent
at Magic City?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
You're gonna spend? Cup down?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Down, Go ahead, go ahead. What's and what's the purpose
of going to specifically Magic City for a business meeting?
Specific what does that have to do with your job?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Specifically?

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
I'm taking the client there to get some appetizer, which
is the wings specifically, So why.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Are you spending a thousand dollars on wings? A couple
of times we chimped some.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Why do you need the detail of all that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Because there's a company car. That's that's the thing about
company cars. And when you tip, So if you buyd appetizers,
you look at me at air quotes, appetize with wings
and then it's a certain amount of money, then the
tip should only.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Be So we found appetizers and athetizers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
You're getting, you're fired and give me your card. Yes,
and I'm telling your wife he's over tipping over.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
You don't know what Ascetizers called you that, but.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
I've never heard of him, but sounds pretty saying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
All the places in the world to take a client,
this client, what is you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
You ain't never been a client before.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
You have no idea. Only the boss, only the boss
membership has a trip. Yes, all right, guys, thank you.
Coming up at twenty minutes after we'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Okay, I think we'll just call this story. He's got
nothing on. Nick Cannon this forty eight year old guy,
his name is Ari Nagel in New York just welcomed
his one hundred and sixty fifth I said, one hundred
and sixty fifth child, right before Father's Day. He became
a sperm donor eight years ago and reportedly has provided
his sperm samples to one to two women weekly by

(01:15:26):
a non sexual procedure. According to The New York Post,
Nagel currently has ten other women pregnant in Zimbabwe, Long Island, Israel,
and New York City. So that's another ten children on
the way, which will bring his head count to one
hundred and seventy five children. Nagel reported plans to retire
from being a sperm donor when he turns fifty. Oh

(01:15:49):
he's not even fifty yet.

Speaker 13 (01:15:50):
Wow, Wow Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Nick Cannon heard the story and say, oh, my beer,
I don't right back, but you not gonna do Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Do they pay people to be burned on them?

Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
How much?

Speaker 13 (01:16:04):
How much?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
How much you can pay for that? I'm I don't
know what if you're.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
Gonna retire from it's got to be pretty good. When
he turns Yeah, he got a full one show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
He gonna retire from it. So if this is correct.
According to the Internet, Uh huh, donors who make regular,
weekly or twice weekly appointments can earn seven hundred to
twelve hundred a month. All right now, I'm thinking about
quitting and in addition to your job though you might

(01:16:35):
be hi.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
But that little room he going in, that little room
is tired of him. Be quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
We'll have more on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around them.
Would you rather right after this? You're listening Hardy Morning Show,
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather grill on the fourth of July naked
with guests? Or would you rather grill in a snow suit?

(01:17:02):
I already talked about how hot it is? Yeah, people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Not to burn up right by that pit?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
No hot and hot hot.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Jr.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
I'm talking gonna be out here, neck.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Y'all want some links?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, right now? This is nasty. Would you rather saliva
in the corners of your mouth?

Speaker 10 (01:17:37):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Or would you rather your eyes don't blink?

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
What do you think, Charley?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
My eyes went back on. I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I can't have that stuff in the corner of my mouth, though,
just behind.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Just ain't gonna blink.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
It look crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
Why wouldn't we see people with that in the corner
of their mouth while we don't say nothing to them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Why they're going through.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
When they start talking doing this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Yeah, trying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Try to clean it out Monica side the side, Yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
You need to get that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Would you rather eat cheese or gravy on everything? Or
would you rather just eat unseasoned food? Just plain food?

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
I gotta go on season I'm not finna be packed
up with that, that gravy and that cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Gravy, grief and grief, dairy and grief.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
Well, I just yeah, I'll go with un seasoned food myself,
because cheese and gravy. That's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
All I know is you locked up? That's all I know.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Would you rather be five four with a sexy deep
voice or would you rather be six three with a
squeaky voice?

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Oh well, I'm beating. I'm going with be I'm already
I already got the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I'm used to it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
I'm just gonna be tall.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
With that's it. Five for whatever is sexy. I'm going
with whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
You were tall Jr.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
I take five four and sexy. I ain't gonna be
at that high end. Boy said six something that way?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
How would you? How would you? How would you sound
if you were six three?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Junior?

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Oh about six three? Yeah? Hey? What's having?

Speaker 10 (01:19:32):
Shirt?

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Lf cos going? I say, then, all right, now I'm
looking down on you. I see you by now, I
see you right.

Speaker 13 (01:19:41):
On down now with this pitch boys, that doesn't go together, Junior, Sorry,
I love you, but all right, coming up next to
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
You're listening.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Morning show, all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Right, guys, our last break of the day, last break
of the week on the Friday. It's been a great day,
We've had fun.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
What today I am?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yes, all right, So it's trying to show it's.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
Trying to close out. So I got some beauty tips
I want. But this is beauty tips that that guys
all right say, let's say me and Jr. Alright, asking
beauty tips of you guys of the ladies, all right,
that y'all can help us on. How about that? Oh okay,
that y'all can help us on. All right, listen, just listen,
hear me out, all right. A woman's finger nails, Yeah,

(01:20:31):
when they how far off of husky? And is it
time for her to get her damn nails done? These
are things that we need to see in a woman.
These is beauty tips when when we see that space
in between, how much space is it yet new growth?
How much space is it before you are you're supposed
to be looking at them a little crazy? I'm just
asking you know, we just want to This is these

(01:20:52):
beauty tips. These are things we want to know about
women that we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Not a lot, first of all, Okay, not a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Not a lot?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Okay, I mean I wait, yeah, it takes about two
weeks for them to grow where you need to get
them done, maybe three at the most, so maybe a
half an inch half an in a lot, about an
eighth of.

Speaker 8 (01:21:13):
I'm just trying to try. I'm just trying to figure
out what's what's a kept and unkept? Look, That's what
I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
That's okay, you ready for my answer? Go ahead, So
when you're looking at my nails like you like I'm crazy,
Like you're crazy, you can give me the money to
go get the refilled and get my nails. Until then,
be quiet.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
You have no say no, when we see it, when
we see press on toe nails, what what's really going
on underneath that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
When because that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
You have the money, your answer you giving the money
the hands is still the same for me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Go ahead, I that's one time.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
I just want to know this too, Like you know,
like when you have braids and you know you see
the braid where it's tied on the scalp, about how
far off the of the scalp? When I see that
braid before we have to get these done again? Like
how far up? And it's like, you know it's not
on the scalp? No more? What's in the back?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Are you talking?

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Are you talking talking about? Are you talking?

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Were asked beauty questions? Snap back? I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Yeah, I'm asking. I mean, you know, I may I
have a lot of hair, but I go get it
done weekly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
But happening and then I don't know how many?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
How many pats to the head do we know? It's tank?

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Okay, Carlo?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
What is this going on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
When you're giving up the money to get the hair
rebraided and getting the hair done and then you can
talk until then, don't ask no question.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
We're just trying to get you the time. We're just
trying to get beauty.

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
Okay, now you don't want me talking about this, but
I'm hair. You know, it's not it's of hair. It's
kind of hair. But not so Junior has been Junior's
been wanting to get a bikini wax. What are the probs?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
What are the pros?

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
Ands to I mean Junior, I mean we family. We
should be able talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
These things that.

Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
You like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
What are the pros and cons?

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
And how often should you be getting a bikini wax?
If you're gonna get a bikini I'm just asking that's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Just depends on the look you one, yeah, five six
weeks or yeah, okay, give or take.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Or And Junior also wants to know is it is
it painful? Is it a lot of pain?

Speaker 10 (01:23:39):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (01:23:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Yes, it's painful.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Okay, I thought that's not It's not me all that.
So now you don't want the bikini wax? I thought
you wanted it. You said something about the sugar wax
or something.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
You say something.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
We know Junior has not asked you that, but let
me just.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Okay, so, so like how much how much makeup? Is
too much? Makeup? When it looked like you already in
the cassie, but you're talking to me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
How much good question?

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
How much foundation? Won't say something that's we need to
know this, that's a question. Don't act like y'all ain't
seen this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Come on, come on, y'all gotta give with these beauty tips.
This is what men want to know right here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Come on now about make up? How much make up
a man?

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
That's a question?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
No, you go ahead, Carl, go ahead, because I'm trying
to even figure out the question. Yeah, until you contribute
to my glam squad, no answer, no questions, you know? Okay, Okay,
Tommy is.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
On a first date, on a first date, give me
in a sign? What can we look for to show
us the this is a weave or a lace front?
What give us a sign that that's not her real hair?

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
That just okay? Okay? First of all, what difference does
it make? We want to know or not? What difference
does it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
We like to know who we meet and we meet
we meet in the representative, but we want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
My question is what difference does it make though if
it's her real hair or not. I'm just curious, certainly,
as long as it looks good. As long as it
looks good, what difference does it make?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Oh man, you're not gonna help, y'all, not gonna give us.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Question.

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
But if you take the lace front off and did
off so under that lace front your hair was twisted
like Celi in the color purple.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
This is the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
See, we don't We don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
No, is that a problem?

Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I don't get this question because that's not your real hair.

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
We didn't know what this does it make?

Speaker 12 (01:25:54):
What's mean?

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
It's my hair?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
One more question to y'all, how do you know? How
do we know you've been light post sucked?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Never probably will never know that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
But where's where? Do way can we look to see
if it happened?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
We probably will never know that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
You know where to look? You can tell us that,
tell us where it's at.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
It doesn't matter, all right, does it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
For today? In the words of my uncle, talk to God.

Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
He would love to hear from you until then until
we say you again, which would be monday.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Y'all be in peace for all.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
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