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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give a.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Busy listening to show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy yeah, joy, you know you turn love, turn, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Have to turn the mouse to turn.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn
the water of the moat up.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out your ba uh huh.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I sure will good morn to everybody. Y'all listen to
the voice. Come on, take me now. One and only
Steve Harvey got a radio self. Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Sometimes when a chuckle like that reminds me
and my oldest brother had passed away.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
He used to laugh like that.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
It's kind of funny how jeans get passed down through
the line. I don't know why I told you all that,
just so want to share with you, that's all. As
always always kind of asked God to help me, you know,
And and and I had I had gotten off track
a little bit because one of the principles of success

(02:43):
I want to share with you all today is a
law of attraction.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And that is a very very serious principle.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
It cannot be ignored the law of attraction, and I'm
not going to be able to explain it to you
as well as the book Secrets can, or as well
as some people. I can only articulate it to you
the way that I see it, And the law of
attraction is very, very real. The law of attraction is

(03:13):
a principle of success. It is something that everyone has
to adhere to. Now, whether you know the law of
attraction or not, it does not make it not exist
for you. This is the case where ignorance is not
the excuse. The fact that no one told it to you.

(03:36):
There is no pass for this one. The fact that
you never heard it before. It does not allow you
to do it any other way. So let me see
if I can put it to you best I can.
The law of attraction, the law of attraction, to put
it real, simply, is the thing that you focus on,

(03:58):
the thing that you t talk about, the thing that
you think of, is the thing that you.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Draw to you.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
It's what you attract to you. That's basically the law
of attraction.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
The thing that you talk about, the thing that you
think about, the thing that you focus on, whatever it
is that is what you attract.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
The law of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative.
It only does what it does. What I am saying
is this in the law of attraction. No matter what
you think of, no matter what occupies your time, no

(04:46):
matter what you say, or no matter what the focus is,
positive or negative, the law of attraction knows neither one.
It just attracts it. So let's use some examples here.
I can just best example. Always uses me that way.
I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
tell you my side of it. I was in a

(05:08):
lot of debt one time in my life. This is
before any of you knew me, so you can understand.
In case you're not thinking, I don't want you to
think that this conversation is about your income level, because
it's not. It doesn't matter what the income level you are.
The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.

(05:34):
It just works that way. Okay, here's a deal. I
kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
what it kept doing it kept attracting debt to me.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So guess what I could get out? That's all? Is
that crazy?

Speaker 7 (06:05):
That is an amazing law to understand. What turned it
around for me was I started claiming a life of abundance. God,
I am seeking a life of abundance. I want to
have more than enough. I want to be able to
help other people. I just want to have a law

(06:28):
of attraction so that I be able to provide my
family the lifestyle that I want to provide them. I want,
Heavenly Father to be able to be an example of
your goodness and your grace in my life. That is
what I started saying. And guess what, that's what I
started attracting. I'm going to have a great relationship with

(06:50):
my children. I'm going to be the father that I
always wanted to be. I'm going to be a good father.
I'm going to be a good husband.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Now. I am going to do the right things.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
I am going to be the type of example that
my sons can look no further and go.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I can be like my dad.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
I want to be able to be a place, a
beacon of light and hope for my daughters to come through.
That's what I started saying, that's what I started attracting
to my life. The law of attraction does not care
if you want it to be positive or negative. The
law of attraction just attracts whatever it is. You focus on,

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what you think about, the words that come out your mouth.
You cannot overlook this principle of success and expect to
make it because of the fact that you've never heard
of the law of attraction, because of the fact that
you don't know how it really operates. It does not
make it not exist in your day. You can start

(07:56):
today attracting the right things to you by changing what
you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
out your mouth, and guess what you change what you

(08:20):
attract to yourself.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
You have got to ask yourself why is it? Man?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Man, let me tell you something. Somebody said the Bishop
Jakes one time. They said, man, everything you touch turns
to gold. He said, no, I just don't touch everything. Man,
is this crazy? Come on, man, he has a focus.
He has a focus. See, he ain't just everywhere. Bring

(08:48):
me any idea, Let me try that. No, no, no, man,
he has a focus. He has a law of attraction
that's working, where he's attracting things to his life that
that's positive that he can. That's not to say Bishop
Jakes don't have problems, because we talk often and man.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
He have them. Oh please understand. And he not trying
to attract the problems.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
But what he will attract is the proper solution for
the problem.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?

Speaker 7 (09:18):
God did not say that it would be easy. He
just said he would be with you. And if God
is with you, who can be against you? God will
make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man, His
word is true. He do what he say he gonna do. Now,
all we got to do is do some of what
we say. But we ain't gonna do everything. Just do

(09:40):
some of what we say. Okay, here's the deal. God
is going to do everything he say he gonna do.
You and I just got to do some of the
stuff we say we're gonna do it because.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
He already know we ain't gonna do all of them.
He clear on that. He clear on that. All right,
Thank you morning, ladies. Jitment make it happen. Get your
mind right, it's.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
About to be. It's I don't I mean every do
all missing?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right ever? This se My U, the flood on by.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Day, the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Good Steve, boy, Remember tongue tied? What t t was?
The bomb? Baby?

Speaker 10 (10:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
That might have been my favorite one right there? Callin
for real. I might have to bring ton tied back.
Don't bring t t back?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
What's up, Steve?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (10:46):
Crew?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, Junior U, Morning morning, every boy, Nephew, Tommy, Yeah,
I'm in the building, big dog.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Hey, okay, it was okay, Yeah, that's how I started.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
I got to exercise that muscle, that listening.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, because Shirley was the only world the translator, yes,
translate for tongue ties.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
Like let me said, let us let us let a
blankety blank thief. We don't know whatever that remember that
the thief.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Translate to cuss and everything and get away with it.
Let I might have to bring tongue time back.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
It was.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Next week. We should set it up.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Well uh huh, we do a reunion show, okay on
the radio and bring back all the bits we used
to do. We should, man, you know what, that'd be great.
Anna no, no, no, no, no, no, listen to me.
We should set it up next week. We should do
a reunion show. We should bring back tongue tied, bring

(12:09):
back the pastors without church complaints, bring back the brothers
whoa you, bring back slave theavil no, sir, Bring back
Eugene just just for two days.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Bring back tongue tied two days. Bring back Corey.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
That ain't oh, that ain't deep Cory, bring back Roscoe Wallace.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And just have a reunion show. What about dumb huh
on the count gone? Oh? Dirty old man, old man,
dirty old man, Ralph. Oh yeah, okay, you know what
we should play that.

Speaker 10 (12:56):
It's gonna point that out, guys. Time for now. The
things we could do back then, and we can't do those,
you know, which was politically correct times?

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Which one? You know what if I was in your house, right,
I can't even throw my phone far.

Speaker 10 (13:14):
He knew the answers which you're listening hard Morning show.
All right, guys, it is time now for the nephew
to run that prank back.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
What you got for us, nep A lot of y'all
ain't never paid child support before.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
A lot of y'all don't know nothing about this. This
right here. This is child support.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Help Help, Let's go get Doug.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Hello, hello, Darius, this me it Hey there. My name
is Lewis. Man, Lewis. I work at check up there
with you. We met when you first your first week
at the job. We met. Man, my name is Lewis.
I work on the third floor. You'll know me when
you see me, said Lewis. Yeah, Lewis, I.

Speaker 13 (14:00):
Don't remember, no, Lewis Man. You know, I met a
lot of people on that, you know, that first day,
the first week.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
So I'm just really getting.

Speaker 13 (14:05):
Acclimatized because it's to the whole situation. But I don't
I remember.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
It's all good. It's all good. I don't even worry
about it. Man, cat me answer this, Hito. I won't
even been with us now, man, Man about a strong musk.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Man.

Speaker 13 (14:18):
I'm really enjoying it, man, just really getting the swing
and getting to hang everything. So man, I'm just really enjoyed.
It's a great company, man. Just happy to be a
part of something bigger than myself, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
So yeah, man, you know what, Man, we got to
get you out man, because you know all the brothers. Man,
we get together hang out on certain nights. You know,
were like once a month, we might we might get
out on the thursdy minutes. You got to come hang
out with it and we got to get you out, yeah, man, Okay, yeah, yeah,
I rather man, I'm trying to make new friends, you know,
show man. I call you though. I called you because

(14:49):
I'm in a little bit of a jam though, man,
And I was trying to get somebody to help me out. Man,
and by you being a you know, just came into
the company, man, you know, it might be something you
can actually help me out with. Man. I just you know,
I hate to come in and lean on the friendship
before we even even get started to hang out yet.
But I just I just need a little bit of help. Man.
I'm just hoping maybe you'd be opening and maybe helping

(15:09):
me out on something. I'm always willing to help a
brother out, bro, just to fit on what to talk about,
you know what I'm saying. But okay, check us out. Man.
I ain't really really want to tell nobody at the job,
you know, I ain't really trying to let nobody know
my business or whatever. But but here's the deal, man, dude,
I done got myself in a serious jam. Man, I
got I got a baby on the way, man, and

(15:32):
I got that.

Speaker 14 (15:34):
That's great, man, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no. Listen, man, listen, listen.
Let me out though there I got, I got a
baby on the way. But this ain't this, ain't this,
ain't this, ain't this ain't from my wife. Man. You said,
oh yeah, so I'm in a dog and the baby, dude,
like in the next you know, six weeks, the baby

(15:57):
probably gonna be here. But but take us out, but
check us out here. Here's what I was trying to get. Chip.
You can do for me, man? Is it because any way,
because I know you just now you probably you probably
you probably even got your second check yet, you know
what I'm saying. So wait, but but is there any
way man that you might maybe like clean this baby

(16:21):
for me on your on your uh uh uh. You
know where they take the child support out of your
out of your check. If they take the child support
out of your check, wait out. But listen to me,
they take the child support out of your check. But
I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna give
it back to you. I just don't want my wife
to find out. You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 15 (16:41):
Man?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
What wait? Wait you mean? I mean you're asking me
about money out my out my check doubt, But I'm
gonna give it back to you every two weeks when
you get your check.

Speaker 14 (16:56):
Man, Man, you gotta be out your damn man.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Mother, No you man?

Speaker 14 (17:01):
What's the man? Man back?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Got a wife and kids in my home?

Speaker 14 (17:06):
You got your man? How you putting my damn number anyway?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Man? No? No, I got your number from one of
the one of the guys at the job. Man. We're
one of the one, the one guys. Man.

Speaker 14 (17:16):
No, no, no matter what guys. Man that's wanted the
full talking this man talking about we got a guy,
never got a guy. Now, I ain't nothing support you
can hit me with this boy?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Talk about that?

Speaker 14 (17:25):
Man, Hey, I thought this, I thought you might.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Now red look sick.

Speaker 14 (17:29):
Start to come out of my damn check, man, and
we're gonna have some price.

Speaker 15 (17:33):
What's what's your name of kid?

Speaker 16 (17:35):
Who is you?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
My name is Lewis Lewis.

Speaker 14 (17:38):
Who Louis who?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
My name Lewis Lewis?

Speaker 14 (17:42):
No, No, no, Lewis was man know Lewis's where I worked
at man.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And no, all, I'm saying, I'm gonna give you the
money back.

Speaker 14 (17:52):
All, I'm saying this dog touch my money. I'm telling
you that right now, and we're gonna have to problem. Hey,
it's take something. I bet not seeing on Lewis in
the morning. I bet you that I that's I bet
that's you. Don't Louise in the morning, and who cry
to human resources playing with and play with my money?
You crazy man, trying to hurt my wife kill me now.

(18:15):
But to get I'm just trying to get you to
look out for me. I don't want my wife to
find this stuff out there, that's all I'm trying to
look out. Don't look out for me, Dan, who's gonna
look out for me and my kids?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
They take your money out of shirt? No, just just
just can you at least maybe take twenty four hours
just think about it.

Speaker 15 (18:32):
Man.

Speaker 14 (18:32):
It ain't nothing enough speak comes out man when it
comes to my money. Man shout um, damn man, I'm
gonna tell you what. But I tell you what, Louis,
You're gonna be there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm got him. I'm not a marble.

Speaker 14 (18:46):
I mean you about to have these white folks see
me before them. You're gonna have those seasons.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I dramantee you these white faces.

Speaker 14 (18:53):
I'm gonna be on the damn news start start playing
with my damn money.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Hey, you're gonna have me show me and I ain't
been on the job take long.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
But I tell you what, I tell you what, I'm
gonna lose that my somebody tell you my money. I
guarantee you that, I garantee you.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
But hey, let me ask you this, man, do you
think Dwayne would have done this for me? Did you
think your cousin, Dwayne, do you think he would have
he would have cut from me? What? But cousins?

Speaker 11 (19:19):
What?

Speaker 17 (19:19):
What?

Speaker 18 (19:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
What my cousin got to do with this?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Dog?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Mary, let me tell you what your cousin. Let me
tell you what Dwayne got to do with this One
is the one that put me up to call you.
This is Nephew Thomas from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your cousin, Dwayne.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your cousin Dwyanne got me to prank phone call you.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
Brother, I mean man, hey, man, So damn man talking about.

Speaker 14 (20:02):
Check it try to get money out of I mean, boy,
somebody goes whoop.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yo before we go tell me this? What is the
baddest that I'm in? The maddest radio show in the lane,
the Steve Hobby Launch Show.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't care how you do it.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
You can try it if you want to. Your stupid
can't beat my stupid.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
Thank you you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna
get to ask the CELO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
in the building for your love questions. This one is
from Barbara in d C. Barbara writes, I'm a single
woman in my mid forties and I have been waiting
for my boyfriend to propose. He said he's going to

(20:50):
do it, and I want him to stop dragging his
feet and do it. I went in his drawer while
doing laundry and I found a ring box but no ring.
I couldn't help but ask him what happened to the ring?
Now he's upset and said, I ruined the whole thing.
How can he turn this on me when he's been
teasing me with a proposal for two years?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Because why would you go in there and say you
found the ring? Box. Why would you do that? You
didn't think it was getting close then, and now you
have ruined the whole surprise.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Oh so what's wrong with you? So you're not Yeah,
he didn't turn it on you. You created this yourself.
You went in his drawer, found the ring.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Box and then coming that ways, what's where the ring at? Damn?
You don messed up to surprise? True statement?

Speaker 7 (21:38):
Sorry why are you all in his stuff?

Speaker 10 (21:42):
He was doing laundry whatever.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
I got all of that. But you if you found
the ring box, most women will go, oh my god,
oh red and pretty packed. And then went over there,
set down and been bubbling.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Now, if it took two weeks, the bubblet would have
turned into an eruption.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
But what.

Speaker 17 (22:02):
Waited out?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, all right, moving on size.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Could have been get some most stones put on it,
could have been doing anything anything.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
Yeah, all right. So Sherry and Doraville, Georgia says, I'm
thirty seven and I'm married to a man that was
in a band for eleven years. He's thirty five now,
and he's trying to start up his band again. He's
been working on original music that he wrote in hopes
that he can get a deal with a record label.
He has a decent voice, but I wouldn't say he's

(22:33):
a singer. He finally let me hear what he wrote,
and it was a rap song with explicit lyrics. I
think he's a bit old for this, but I'm not
a dream killer. How do I handle this nicely?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Send a tape to me right off the back?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
First of all, you got a band? Well, last time
a band got signed number two? He old number two.
He can't sing. It's just so much going on now
of late. You can't get record deals without being able
to sing. But you was in a band for eleven years.
Now you're gonna start it back up? I mean, man,

(23:16):
good luck to you. You know, I can't tell you
not to support him and all this hit. It could hit.
It's unlikely, but it could. But if it's in it's
hard to do it. He gonna do it. I ain't
no really no dream killer, but please send me that tape.
I can care if you can use to pursue this
any further?

Speaker 10 (23:34):
So should How should she handle it nicely?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Just sending the tape? Has anybody heard this other than me? Baby? Anybody?
Steve gonna be the Verry Gordy, what do your brother think?

Speaker 10 (23:49):
What does your brother think?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Cause your brother tell you the truth most if you
if you want to find out what your idea sounded like,
you tell your brother.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
He keeps it one hundred your brother.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Benita in Detroit says, five years ago, my husband found
out he has an outside child. His child is ten
years old now, and my husband is doing all he
can to make up for lost time. His son is
very shy and has trouble making friends. So I arranged
a small get together at our house and told him
to invite a few friends. No one showed up, and

(24:28):
he was very sad. My husband blames me for doing
too much and making it worse. How do I get
him to see I was trying to help.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
You were trying to help.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Yeah, can't help because you little boy and none. He
ain't got no social skill. You have seen this before. Hell,
I been to a little boy up at the school
without no friend.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I know what it is that I studied.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
Yeah, big nol you know you got them them type
of credentials and you study.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You could have had no friend. But the only thing
saved me, my ass.

Speaker 11 (25:10):
You.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I could play everything that's the only thing saved me.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
And I ain't got to be a better study and
don't work on basketball court, so because all I got
to do is just grunt and make sounds anyway the
ball be on the way. They know I'm trying to
say fast what I was trying to Well, hell no
not when I studied you so.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
You you you so. They have called me about four
five names by the time I.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Got it out. But what about her husband? Though Steve
thinks she's making it worse, she.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Tried to help. It's what she did. I know, I
know y'all trying to find a way to help them work.
They had a little something at the house. Invite your friend,
everybody coming over in tux They might no, might come
over the house people they don't like.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
Yeah, so maybe she can try other ways.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Yeah, you got to take him to people house, take
him to a place, let him show him my other
kids in the hat.

Speaker 10 (26:10):
But you you're not mad at her husband for doing
what he did.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Same, Yeah, he's stupid, That's what I'm saying. He wronged
for that.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
All she was doing was trying to help. Just say, look,
I was just trying to help. But I'll tell you
what I know you're trying to have a relationship. I'll
stay back if you need me. Let me know he
gonna need you because he ain't gonna know what to do. Yeah, yeah,
all right, but you're trying to turn this little go
into a social butterfly.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
That ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
All right, Moving on, Tara and Indiana says, I got
married and my husband has issues with wearing my clothes.
I thought the woman was supposed to wear the man's clothes,
but he wears my house slippers, my robe, and my
t shirt. Yes, he has a small frame, but he's tall,
so he's able to wear my stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
He said.

Speaker 10 (27:01):
The idea of wearing my clothes is a turn on
for him. I want him to stay out of my closet,
and how can I keep him out of my things
so our marriage will survive?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Enough?

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Well, lady, okay, well, I try to be careful, but live.
Just tell you I'm not gonna be able to help
because I've never been in my wife's closet trying no clothes.
And the main reason I know you say he's small
frame of how small is he? Well, you know it's
is this really your man? Or is this just your baby,

(27:35):
because see something going on right here because I can't
wear neck margin not a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
And the day that me and Margie's.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
Wearing the same side, that's probably the end I married.
I'm not saying she can't get bigger because she can't.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
She can't get this damn bag. She can't be me.
That's not fitting.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
What you're not finn to do is something I'm trying
to slip her blouse over my head and that's around
my neck, looked like a choker.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
It just it just ain't no way. It just ain't
no way.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
I wish I would put on a pair of her
pant it slide them pants up on me, look like
I got on a band aid because she some pants
up and my wife had on't looking like a little
band aid over here.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Man, I can I can't help you. Well it is
when you write to see l O, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
All right, thank you, c l O. We gotta go.
You're listening morning show. Well, Americans may not take all
their vacation days. Everybody on this show can kind agree
to that, except for one person, say I'm not talking
about you this time.

Speaker 19 (28:50):
Okay, Oh no, he ain't one take summer.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, you ain't doing nothing with your little rock dad.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
Let me have that a week or whatever, vacation days,
sick days.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Whatever he could take off. He does it is he
sick on the sick days.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
Uh huh know.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
This golf week? Yeah, are to me.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
No, we're talking about you. Americans may not take all
their vacation days, but that does not mean that we
don't spend a lot of time thinking about those vacation days.
New research revealed that Americans spend about two hundred and
eighty four days of their life dreaming about being on vacation.
And we spend more than that's a lot of time.

(29:33):
Then we spend more than one hundred and thirteen hours
every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere. And
your vacation picks on social media. People don't like those.
They do not stop the base up. Yes, yes, yes,
they make people jealous. They bring out there on food.

(29:54):
The study found that every day the average person sees
vacation pictures on social media. That makes them Okay, that's
probably why thirty yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I know, nobody cares.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
That's probably why thirty six percent of Americans admit they
put those vacation picks on social media to show people
just how great their lives are. So, Steve, you and
your wife Marjorie take wonderful vacation. And we know you
guys ball till you fall when you go on vacation.
But what we want to know is how do you
vacation on a budget? Before you got to where you

(30:29):
are now, how did you?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I just need to know you know how much we're
talking about?

Speaker 7 (30:33):
If you tell me what the budget is, Okay, there
are things I can recommend.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Let's do two thousand dollars. Okay, two thousand dollars for.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
A family of four. Four okay, xactly, chuck E cheese.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Yeah, well, we ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
What are you someunding like that?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Okay, all right here, let me change that. Yeah, we're
gonna have to drive somewhere. We have to make the
gas budget be the how much okay, let me askow
how much it costs fill.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Up for the average tank right now?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Okay, so we need we need to stay one gas
tank going and one gas tank coming. We're talking about
one hundred and twenty dollars out the budget. You know, man,
we gotta stay within one tank. So we're talking about
it's got to be within three hundred miles. Now, if
we're gonna stay overnight, we gotta get an economically feasible accommodation. Okay,

(31:42):
these are stuff like comfort In sweets Now, reason you
I would recommend comfort In because they had a free breakfast.
See that saved money, now you know, and they got
free Wi Fi. So you gotta gotta take this consideration.
And if you stay at comfanty In, you get points.
I'm just working with this. Two So everybody room at
fifty dollars a night? Would you say that's fast sixty?

(32:04):
So you need just two rooms, one for the kid,
you and the wife and one for the kids with
a connected dough and lead a damn dough.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, like yeah, so they donna burn that damn hotel down,
and then you got other issues.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
So we got two rooms at let's say seventy dollars
five dollars a night. That's one hundred and fifty two nights.
Were looking at three hundred dollars in room.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
How many nights we're gonna do three nights homes?

Speaker 7 (32:30):
Well, I'm trying to I'm trying to get it together. First,
we got to stay somewhere. We're gonna do three fifty
four rooms, and we got one hundred and twenty on gas,
about five fifty four fifty something like that. Hey, all
right now we got let's just say we got fifteen
hundred left.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, oh okay, that's.

Speaker 10 (32:49):
A nice amount of money.

Speaker 20 (32:50):
Did we eat damn thing we ain't?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
We should make some sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, a pack of cooler full of sandwiches because
you're driving. But make sandwiches that stick, peanut butter and jelly.
Saint gonna been a whole lot of ham now, peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches, tomentos, bread and sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You about to give damn what you don't want? Just
all we got. You want vacation, Eat.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Pork skins and water. You gotta get something in you
that swim punk skins and water. I'm familiar with all this.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
This what we we got our blood breast.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
We take bagging and porch skins and drink a bottle
of water.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
You ain't gonna know your hun damn not.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
But at least they quit crying out all right now
when it got us a little something to eat.

Speaker 21 (33:54):
Bread and.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
The kids are stopped up on the way. Yeah, we
gotta have some activities.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Now we go on to six Flags where the day
passed for everybody, or were going to the zoo where
you can really entertain kids and keep it on the budget.
All were going to a state park, pull up at
it where we can barbecue out there and then let

(34:25):
the kids run till they drop in open.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Fields and you gotta put your grill.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
What you only gonna stay there and watch well on
the other side away from the car.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Then you run your kids.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
To the car to get stuff that helps zap the
energy out of their hands and give them something to do.
You can see the car from your barbecue grill, but
its way across the field.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Sits back and forth across that field.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
About six trips, and every time you send them say, heir, dog,
I know how you.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Think you're having fun because you're running in that steel.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
That third trip back, they asked you walking, I say.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Walking to me responsibility. See we gotta go.

Speaker 10 (35:22):
You're listening morning show, all right, so it's time for
would you rather guys? And uh so Junior understand you
guys wanted to switch it up and ask Karl and
Ien would you rather questions?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, because you'll always laughing at us.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
Let's just see, how.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Y'all because you guys are comedian not forget that. Here
go one right now?

Speaker 20 (35:41):
Uh huh be drop dead gorgeous and clueless. Are kind
of cute and brilliant.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
I'm gonna go brilliant every time.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Kind of cute works dog all the time. Hold on,
hold on, you're gonna you gotta go with this for
the girl.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
We don't want to say it, you know, Okay, Okay,
So because they girls, you're gonna throw some soft questions.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Wrong, well, I don't you know? Well if all need
the questions, Monica gave me anyway.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Now you under the.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Boat, no discretion. You have the ability to readwrit this thing,
don't you. Dad? You're right, I do it.

Speaker 10 (36:28):
Okay, here just guideline.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Here we go.

Speaker 20 (36:31):
Okay, here we go, Shirley, this is specifically for sure,
cook like a chef, or sing like Whitney Houston.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Sing like Whitney Houston.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Cook it like a chef. Not you could be chef boy.

Speaker 20 (36:45):
I I got news for you you.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Neither one of them is possible or likely, and we've
had both and they're the exact same. Hit it, Chirley,
hit it.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, it's not gonna happen. See what I'm saying. Yeah,
it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
You think that you got to taste that steak in
that crock pop.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
He's almost divorced over that.

Speaker 20 (37:23):
All right, here you go, carl It. Okay, would you
date Idris Elba, Yes? Or marry Bill Gates?

Speaker 14 (37:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I would rather do both of them, though, Yes, I'm
doing A and b.

Speaker 10 (37:45):
Okay one.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yes, Carla Gates up in this.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
This for both of y'all. Here we go. Give up
brawls forever.

Speaker 20 (38:00):
Yeah, give up lashes forever.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh, I'm gonna answer that for y'all.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
Be there's no way you're taking damn lashes off right now.
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 22 (38:19):
And it would be funny if they gave up.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
You talking about laughing.

Speaker 10 (38:26):
Nowhere in the world anyway. All right, tomorrow, we're going
back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
I'm giving up that, bro.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I get some mess.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Carr, you're listening morning show. All right, it is time
now for comedy. Ruelette Steve Jay, please please quickly set this.

Speaker 22 (38:49):
Every week our comedy ability is tested and the way
we prove how good we are the five subjects on
the wheel, spind the wheel wed stop.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
We got it.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
That's all it is, telling it all right. Here are
the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two, she
wasn't that big in high school. I don't appreciate that one.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I
have a little money, you know who I am? And
number five, I don't know how you could eat that.

Speaker 22 (39:33):
Give me that, all right, let's.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Go spit the wheelcat Come on, fish greaf.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Oh, now that I have a little money, you know
who I am.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Let me have that.

Speaker 22 (39:54):
Let me start going out. Back in the day, my
nickname was fish. Get nobody, no fish. You can speak
the fish. You're too fine to speak to the fish.
But now the fish is on TV?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Hey, how you doing this? And I can't remember who
you are? What you got?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
I was out of my league. I would way out
of my league. You would drop dead fine to me.
I beg for it, wanted it. I used to ask
for a day and night. You never gave me the
time of day. But now now got a little money,
Come on to Steve Harvey MONI Shore.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You're texting me now, I can't have it if I
want it. I don't want it now, I don't want it.

Speaker 14 (40:43):
Yeah, I hear the time.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Come on, you know what Now, I got a little money.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
You know who know my name now?

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Being a collector.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
They talking to now.

Speaker 20 (40:54):
But if I don't even call me bout my real name,
that's how I know they know I got money.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
They excuse me, junior, that ain't my govern name.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Everybody weal is right up my head. No, I got
a little money. Well you know who I am now? Yeah,
this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and mister
Albert's mean.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
What Yeah, I used to call me l k uh
lay away ken.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Oh no, alb And I I'm by your whole damn stove.

Speaker 18 (41:35):
So the next time I walk in, I ain't coming
in laid way, feel me, I might just bry your
damn stocky.

Speaker 22 (41:50):
Let me put an initial out there with a last name,
just the initial and the last name. You know who
you are? The last name?

Speaker 10 (41:59):
What?

Speaker 16 (42:00):
Ah?

Speaker 19 (42:01):
It was so fine, Oh my god, you was fine. Yes,
did not even speak to me in the hall way.
I walked past you like a slave because I ain't
wanna look at you.

Speaker 20 (42:14):
Now.

Speaker 22 (42:14):
It was that damn fine. But oh, it has changed
now because she's got a little money.

Speaker 20 (42:22):
Yeah, he's got a little money, Gorge.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
I'll tell you where everybody know my name at.

Speaker 20 (42:31):
Now I'm a lot more familiar and welcome when I
walk in the door. A bank account used to sit
on six dollars, make it up with trays. But when
I didn't notice though, when I go in the bank,
now there's a whole nother room, it's gotten vegetables.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Hit it.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Why she's Oh when I go to.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Bank, is missus spacey this away?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
What you standing in line?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Her?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Come on around this way? Do you have your access card?

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Never mind?

Speaker 10 (42:58):
I have mine?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Oh you know I used to couldn't go to it.
I would.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
I didn't get invited to the big Christmas party because
I just you.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
But now that I'm viowling and I'm on the show
and I'm the nept you got a little money if
I can doing this stand up, I.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Don't want to go to your funky Christmas party.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Now I thought my own damn Christmas party and my
chat to y'all.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew, tell
me's prank phone call. Right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter. Four
minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject
my ex paid for my grandma's funeral. We'll get into

(43:51):
that in just a bit, but right now, it is
a nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you
got for his nef.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Sairly it is PSC. PSC. That is PROS State Checker,
pro State Checker. Okay, you going in?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Huh yeah, I'm going in PSC.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
All right, all right, let's go get o PSC pros
State shuck.

Speaker 11 (44:21):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Roger.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
This is Roger.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
My name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you
on my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house
tomorrow morning about seven fifteen. I just want to give
you a call and give your heads up and let
you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
understanding you go to work here. Uh oh, you say,
I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
I got you on my schedule for Monday. Morning, and

(44:46):
I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
you go to work at seven point thirty, and uh,
my proceed is only gonna take a couple of minutes.
But I wanted to give a friendly call and let
you know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 16 (44:57):
What's the PSC? PFC is a PSC?

Speaker 11 (45:01):
PSC? Sir, PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
fourteen years now.

Speaker 16 (45:08):
What is PSC especialist?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
What you do?

Speaker 11 (45:10):
Oh you're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.

Speaker 16 (45:12):
How you got me on the schedule? I ain't trying
us nothing.

Speaker 11 (45:15):
Oh I got you on my list here. I don't
know who puts you on here, but you've it's been
paid for in everything for me to come by and
do my job. And like I said, only take me
a couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.

Speaker 16 (45:26):
How do you get my number? Say again, how did
you get my phone number?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Sir?

Speaker 11 (45:30):
Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops tomorrow
and I got you schedule as my as my first
stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your phone number.
I do have your address. Are you at drive?

Speaker 16 (45:44):
Yeah, that's my ad just but I'm not schedule for
nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
gotta go to work in the morning. I'm not gonna
be you right right.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
My understanding, Well you from understanding, you pull out about
seven thirty and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen.
Like I said, you know, the procedure only takes about
two three minutes.

Speaker 16 (45:59):
And I worry about everybody, my information, you know, when
I leave home and everything.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Who is this, like I said, my name is Greg,
I'm a PSC, and I'll be there.

Speaker 14 (46:07):
Okay, you said that.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I ready, you'll.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
See me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to give
your friend the call here on Sunday. I'll let you
know that i'll be there. I'll be there about seven
fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then
i'll let you get on and what it worked.

Speaker 16 (46:18):
You still ain't telling me what I was supposed to
what you're supposed to be doing, sir.

Speaker 11 (46:21):
A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker and
what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
pro state tomorrow.

Speaker 16 (46:27):
Oh well, now you ain't coming here checking my price state.
I give my pro state checked by my doctor. Who
is you talking about coming to check my pri state
now at my house?

Speaker 15 (46:34):
You ain't coming to check my And you know what,
I get this all the time.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
I get a lot of people that are in denial,
a lot of men that claim that they say.

Speaker 16 (46:43):
State is signed. I heard my price state check just
at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't need
to come to my eye checking my price state, sir.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
A lot of people, a lot of men are in
denial saying that they got it checked and they got it,
and a lot of times we find out they haven't.
And there has to be a reason. If I got
you on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid
one hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come
out there and check.

Speaker 16 (47:03):
It, well, you should be happy you paid us on
on a five dollars.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
This is a lesson job.

Speaker 16 (47:06):
You have to do that because you're not come and
check my five.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
State, sir.

Speaker 11 (47:09):
I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by there
tomorrow and I'm seven b pen. I'm putting my rubber
glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
and I am gonna check your prop state, and then
I'll let you get on the work.

Speaker 16 (47:18):
Well, I tell you what, that rubble glove ain't going
nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you
may on over my eyes if you want to. It's
ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice
with you and your rubber glove. Sir might have had
to stick a rebel glove up jem when I'm done
with you, and I'll be comfortab by my high talking
about taking my price.

Speaker 11 (47:33):
State, Sir, Sir, do you realize that this is the
leading calls to black men?

Speaker 16 (47:37):
Do you realize that I understand that, all right, they
ain't black men?

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Three out of five black men are lost every year,
So you ought to be very grateful that someone is
sending me by there to check it and make sure
you're okay.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
I go to every at once a year. Man, you're
gonna have to come to my hoigh time by sticking
no rubber glove up me. Man, it's phone with.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
You, sir.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
So I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
forth with you. My job is to give you a
friendly call and let you know that I'm coming all
right now tomorrow morning.

Speaker 16 (48:08):
Listen.

Speaker 11 (48:08):
I don't want to hear any more of it. Tomorrow morning.
I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
prostate check.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
Whether you like it or not, well you may it.

Speaker 15 (48:16):
Don't buy here dead, I show you here. You bay
your bad thank you bad enough to come over here.

Speaker 16 (48:20):
Check my prity you baying it.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
I'm gonna make it so you just be ready at
seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check.

Speaker 15 (48:27):
I'll be here. I won't let you go on the
work case comes. You come on over here if you want.

Speaker 16 (48:31):
You you know my address and all my what time I
go to work and everything. You you bag your back,
don't over here if you want to.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning.

Speaker 16 (48:45):
I'll tell you what you bring your math John over there.
You you think you number who I am? What I
need over here?

Speaker 15 (48:50):
You come on over here and you do what you gotta.
Don't you wing over there tomorrow more? Wherever Bill wrong,
you're gonna be checking something mess besides me.

Speaker 16 (48:56):
You're gonna be checking on you by it. Don't know
if you want to is here if I don't get
you up out of here and be coming to.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
My house to that.

Speaker 16 (49:04):
But you you tell somebody talking about I needed proce
state check or something, somebody on the phone talking about
I need a prostate or something.

Speaker 17 (49:12):
You bring your I'll tell you what.

Speaker 16 (49:14):
I'll be here when you get here.

Speaker 17 (49:15):
You bring your I will be tomorrow right see it
in the mall.

Speaker 16 (49:20):
Tell you what is going wrong. You may't watch it
if you might be wheeled away from this.

Speaker 17 (49:25):
You bring if you want to, I'm gonna have my
glove on the marrow, and I'm gonna be checking your prostates.
I'll tell you what you brain't in the.

Speaker 16 (49:32):
Mall and where you want to talk about checking the
price state, You're gonna be checking your own pride state.
Cause I'm telling you what I got something for you.
You come over here, you bring your bad You think
you're bad enough to come off here and check if
I'm over here, you come.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
On with it.

Speaker 11 (49:43):
I got one more with I need to say to
you all.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
You're listening, But what.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Day you got to say to me now, you told
me it's not it was just you got to tell me.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
Now, are you listening to me?

Speaker 16 (49:52):
Just brain down over here, You're gonna be here.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
I'm gonna be over there. But I got one more
thing I want to say.

Speaker 17 (49:56):
Are you listening what you got to say to me?

Speaker 16 (49:59):
Man?

Speaker 11 (50:00):
His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your homeboy?

Speaker 17 (50:06):
Hm, who you say you was? Again?

Speaker 11 (50:12):
Hey man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank phone call.

Speaker 21 (50:20):
You, Chris dump Harby tell me by man?

Speaker 17 (50:33):
All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go on?
I'm wondering who the hell don't come out or somebody how.

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him back. Boy, I can't believe you do me like that.
I'm gonna go over there and check his prietate. You know,
I don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
I want to have somebody to come check mine.

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Speaker 10 (52:54):
All right, thinking of you. Coming up next my Struwberry letter.
The subject my ex paid from a grandma funeral. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
Hardy Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
if you need advice on relationships, sex, dating, work, parenting,
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and you never know, it could be yours. And we're
looking for those follow ups too, if this situation has
been resolved or there's more to the story whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
We went to jail after all. It is hold on tight.
We gotta fight here. It is strawberry letter.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
All right, Nevi you thank you. Subject my ex paid
for my grandma's funeral. Here Stephen Shirley, I am engaged
to a man that I work with. We both teach
elementary school, and when he transferred to my school, it
was love at first sight for me. At the time,
I had only been divorced a few months and my
ex husband was still pursuing me and trying to work
things out. He cheated on me more than a few times,

(54:05):
and when we were married, so I divorced him. He
didn't contest anything and I got whatever I asked for
because he is still in love with me. I have
our family home sitting on three acres, and he let
me have both our dogs. I lost respect for him
every time I heard a rumor of him cheating, and
I'm much happier divorced. Now. Fast forward to when I

(54:26):
met my fiance and we became inseparable in no time.
My ex husband was overbearing and used his money to
try to lure me back in. He bought me a
range Rover last year for my birthday, and I could
not tell my fiance this, so the car is still
at my ex's house. When we first got engaged, I
was honest with my fiance about my ex's extravagant gifts

(54:48):
so he wouldn't find out later and be upset. He
told me that I do not set boundaries with my
ex because I liked the attention. I told him I
would do better then. My grad I died. She and
my ex husband were very close, so I knew he'd
be at the funeral. My fiance and my fiance and
I went to her funeral, and as soon as a

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service came to an end, my grandfather stood up and
thanked my ex husband for paying for everything. My fiance
was furious, so we skipped the repast. I tried to
control the situation by calling my ex and telling him
to stop coming around my family. My fiance told me
that we're going to pay my ex husband back for
the funeral. Is my fiance crazy? Why does it matter

(55:32):
who paid for it. Well, you know what, I kind
of think this is a problem that doesn't have to be.
I mean, you have two men who are fighting over
you and fighting for your attention. Really, but your ex
if you're divorced, I mean, he needs to let go.
If he was married to you and had you and
then he started cheating, you know, that's on him. You

(55:53):
clearly have moved on and he should too. It's too
late for him now. When he was married to you,
Like I said, he blew it. He lost in this situation,
he's not dealing with reality. He's in denial. I think
right now he created this problem. I do think your
fiance was out of line making you miss your grandmother's repast.
He was in his feelings looking at this situation to me,

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all the way wrong. I'm with you on this one.
What difference does it make who pays for the funeral?
You can't control what your ex does. And you said
that he and your grandmother were very close and apparently
your grandfather appreciated it. I think it's stupid to spend
money to pay your ex back. That's just stupid to me.
Your fiance shouldn't be trying to prove anything not to you,

(56:37):
not to him. He's saying he's going to pay your
ex back. I think that's just his ego getting in
a way. Funerals are not cheap, okay, so you know
you could spend that money on something else. He doesn't
have to flex your new fiance. He's already got the
prize and the prizes you as far as the cargoes.
Just let us stay where it is and your ex's garage,

(56:59):
and I say, go, want to live your life with
your fiance and don't let your ex get in the
way of your happiness.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Steve, surely, Yes, it's a man problem right here.

Speaker 10 (57:10):
Go I know, I know, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
It's a lot of man law in here.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
There's a lot of codes in here, a lot of
egos in here, a lot of flexing in here.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
There's some power struggle in here, and.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
It's some ud trying to stand up and do some pushback.
It's all of this. But all this is man problem
because the woman in this letter is one hundred percent
correct and perfect. I see no flaw in this woman
right here. I really don't.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I'm engaged to a man that I work with.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
We both teach elementary school, and when he transferred to
my school and was loved at first sight for me.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
At the time, I had only been divorced a few months.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
What happens is when people get divorced, they don't know
where love gonna come along.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
So anybody walk through the door, it looked like Lord
right away. This happens. He cheated on me.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
Excuse me, you only been divorced a few months and
the ex husband was still pursuing me. This is important
information trying to work things out. He cheated on me
more than a few times when we were married, so
I divorced him. He didn't contest anything, and I got
whatever I asked for because he's still in love with me.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
This is a love story gone bad, y'all. This is
a man.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Who has lost the best thing ever happened to him,
and he wanted back.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I ain't mad at him.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Now we have a problem because he gave you your
family home sitting on three acres, and he let me
have both our dogs. I lost respect for him every
time I heard the room of him cheating, and I'm
much happier divorced. Well, you sound like it, and you
need to keep that in mind. Fast forward through when
I met my fiance, say, we became in separate bowl

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in no time.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Now.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
My ex husband was overbearing and used his money to
try to lure me back.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
In that that's what's fault. Uh Uh, that's what that's
what Men become powerful to use the power. What good power?
If you don't wield it, you gotta wield it.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
She brought me a Range Rover last year for my birthday,
and I could not tell my fiance this, So the
car is still at my ex his house. You a
good woman. You are a good woman. I told you,
I can't find no fault in this lady. Right here,
you left that range row He ain't many women gonna
leave that Range Rover in that driveway, got that right,
But you did it to keep the peace, and I

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admire you.

Speaker 10 (59:46):
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the our subject of
today's Strawberry letter my ex paid for my grandma's funeral.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
hard Morning Show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
today's Strawberry letter. The subject my ex paid for my
grandma's funeral.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
We ain't got to that part yet. But we're dealing
with some man stuff here.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
This is man, law man, cold man, flexing, power, struggles,
all this here, self esteem, This is all this in
this letter. Now, Shirley couldn't tell you that because she
don't know all these man ruders. And what Shirley said
was fine. But Shirley, like this woman in this letter.
I can't find no flaw with this woman in this
left because this woman is absolutely doing the right thing.

(01:00:31):
She's been divorced, husband cheated on him, he ruined it.
She's happy of being divorced without him. She met a
new man at a job. They both elementary school teachers.
This is gonna go come into play.

Speaker 20 (01:00:45):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
He's told the ex about he's told the fiance about
the x and extravagant gifts. During the divorce, the man
gave her everything, the house on three acres, both the dogs,
everything because he still.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Loved the woman and he messed up. He trying to
get her back.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
She says her ex husband was overbearing and he used
his money to try to lure me back in, as
he should, because that's what it is for me. What
is power unless you wielded? I ain't mad at the husband.
The ex husband, so he bought your arrange over last

(01:01:22):
year from a birthday and you couldn't tell your fiance this.
So the car is still at my ex's house. You're
a smart lady. You're a smart lady. When we first
got engaged at here is a part. I was honest
with my fiancee, who is the school teacher, about my
ex husband's extravagant gifts, so he wouldn't find out later

(01:01:45):
and be upset. He told me that I do not
sound set boundaries with my ex because I like the attention.
I told him I do better. Well, it's you know,
it's amazing people say that you should set boundaries with
another person. You really can't make another person do nothing.

(01:02:06):
If you could make him do right, he wouldn't. You
wouldn't have let it. He wouldn't have been cheating on
you in the first place. You can't make people do stuff.
And it's a little bit unfair of mister school teacher
sir that you talking about You don't set no boundaries.
She got boundaries, she don't take the gifts, but she
can't stop everything because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
He flexing on you. Dog.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
You know what this is now, then my grandma died.
She and my ex husband were very close, so I
knew he'd be at the funeral. My fiance, FIANCEA and
I went to her funeral, and as soon as the
service came to an end, my grandfather stood up and
thanked my ex husband for paying for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Okay, that's honorable.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
He thanked another man for stepping up burying his wife,
because that's what me and doke I think. It was
really admirable of your ex husband. But he's always showing
that he's there. But he paid for that funeral, so
you could see he paid for the funeral because he
tried to get you back, so he does.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Now you don't want the range roller.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
I'm gonna pay for your dear grandmother's shooting everything. The
grandfather he don't know what's going on behind the story
with y'all, so he stands up and he thinks the
man at the funeral because he going wild.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
This boy didn't have to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
He ain't even gave my granddaughter no more, and that's true.
My fiance was furious, so we skipped the repass. He
probably won't go over there because that repass. I promise
that repast was nice because he paid for the funeral.
Oh they got steak and locked over there. They got
a chef at the repass. Oh it's finna be balled, love,

(01:03:47):
He finish set the repass out. The repass gonna look
like a damn wagon reception. And your boyfriend knew we
cannot go to this repass because he done clowned over
there too. I be damn who got this big ass
cake up in here at this repay? Who in the

(01:04:10):
hell got a chocolate fountain at the repay? Her ex
hus her ex husband flex it. Now we got an
ego problem because he then told you you don't say boundary.
He thene told you he ain't going to the repass.
Then you, being a decent lady, you try to control

(01:04:31):
the situation by calling your ex and telling him to
stop coming around your family. You've done everything you can,
but you ain't gonna stop this grown man because he
trying to get you back. My fiance told me that
we are going to pay my ex husband back for
the funeral?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Is my fiance crazy? What doesn't matter who paid for it?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
It really shouldn't matter who paid for it, But see
he got your ex making him look bad as all
he thinking because he a school teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
He couldn't come up with the money for the funeral.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Because school teachers are the most underserved, underpaid people in
our community.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
And a great man is he, I bet you he is.
But that school teacher.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Saturday got some things going on that's limiting him to flex.
It ain't no range rovers, range rover and a funeral
now unless we're gonna put grandma in the back of
the range rover. We got some double some of this up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
You know what, You stop the school teacher. Now, we
don't have to put grandmama in the range that's gonna
be where the funeral at. In the back of the
range rover.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
That's gonna be have to doublop as a casket and
we're gonna have to drive off into just into the ocean,
and just your mama have an ass c burrier.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
Okay, that's really what you wanted to say.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
That's exactly what I wanted to say.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Really, because there's nothing this school teacher can do with
this man's money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
He gonna have to grow up and get past it.
And no, he pay the forward to pay this back.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
If you pay this back, y'all, ain't gonna be able
to get that house or nothing else y'all want.

Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
All right, thank you, Steve. Post your comments on today's
Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,
and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're
listening hard morning show.

Speaker 13 (01:06:22):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:06:22):
As you know, this week starts the big fourth of
July holiday celebration, and uh we today's good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
We couldn't go.

Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
Without having a July fourth poem for our resident. Couldn't
go with.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
No, we could not can't do it. There's no way
you can do it.

Speaker 20 (01:06:43):
And you're gonna love the tyler, love it because it
has to do with the fourth and a lot of
people that y'all don't know that's coming by your house,
and it's called can I get a plate?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
A lot of bags that gonna be happening on the fourth?
Can I get a plate?

Speaker 10 (01:06:56):
He wait, wait, wait, wait here, Steve, did you want
to say something you want to introduce Junior? Did you
want to because it's been a minute him a beautiful poem.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, without further aduke, here is a
man that you've known and loved that could all change
ladies and gentlemen, coming to you in his usual way.
We are lovingly calling him jay Rap.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Ladies.

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
J Rap is an acronym juniors raggedy ass.

Speaker 20 (01:07:33):
Poem thank you surgery rap, got it? Chaid I get
a plate is the title of this poem because the
fourth and here it is.

Speaker 10 (01:07:45):
Here it Uncle Steve?

Speaker 20 (01:07:47):
Can I come over and fix me a plate? I
wrote a poem to ask so you won't say no.
And I didn't just want to pop up at your
doe because you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Got secured and everything.

Speaker 20 (01:07:58):
I can bring my own container and aluminum fall. I
can't stay too long because I don't want my potato
selling to spoil. Look, I would like to have some steak,
ribs and chicken. You know you real rich, so I
know all your food gonna be finger licking. Can't ask
time he a caller because they live too far away,
and you already know Shirley ain't making a damn thing

(01:08:20):
that day. So I'm asking for a plate from my boss,
mentor and friend, Uncle Steve. Can I please come get
some barbecue?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
D n?

Speaker 16 (01:08:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Now now wow, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
I cover that right?

Speaker 10 (01:08:38):
Can I get a player?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Right?

Speaker 20 (01:08:42):
So by myself, I just want to point out, I
cover everybody because Calling and Tommy, y'all do live too far.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I can't get nothing, so I gotta go where I
know everybody. I know everybody gonna be on Steve High.
So Steve just asked a question in front of the
nation jewelry and and plate. Come, oh, here's the bottle here.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
Your response is in a poem. This by fa is
your best point. That's for show. But the answer to
your question is still hell No, we got to go.

Speaker 10 (01:09:24):
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
So Steve, if your nephew came up with a fun
new segment for you, come on, tell me what you got.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
I got a new segment called fill in the blank, Steve.
Fill in the blank, Steve, So I know what I'm
saying the blank? Yeah, I start the sentence off and
then I stopped unking.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You feel it? You feel in the blank? All right?
All right, I'm ready. I spend way too much money
on my wife. You're gonna say that. I knew you
were gonna say that. How you really feel? Alright? Alright
on here go. The sex was going great until I

(01:10:08):
caught a cramp.

Speaker 17 (01:10:14):
In your leg.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
All right, here he broke my heart. So I broke
her window.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Yes, all right, let me see. Uh the best song
to play at a wedding end taps, Yeah, that's your

(01:11:05):
last day of freedom home the beginning great thing where
y'all ass ain't no what taps?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Here go another nothing. Just because we work together don't
mean we're supposed to eat lunch at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
What what? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Just because we work together don't mean we gonna take
lunch at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I don't want to eat with you. I just work
with you.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
We're not friends.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I don't like my coworkers like that. We're gonna go
eat every day? No hemn we used to.

Speaker 10 (01:11:46):
He doesn't mean us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Oh okay, don't take Jesus just Joe personal life.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Lunch, but.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
A right, last one, last one. I wish I could
slap the hellloudder Donald Trump.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Good answer, good answer, Just reach back, Come.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
On, tell me I know you got a couple more.

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
A couple more minutes, Yes do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
I wish I could slap the hell out again.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
I wish I could slap the hell out of a
Kelly Yeah, several times. I wish I could slap the helloudder.
If I could go back in time in my life.
I would go back to the day I first got money.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
What was so special about that day I finally got
some after all your hard work and being homeless and
all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Other than that, I ain't going back to none of that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
See a lot of shoes. I was in Sharpstown Mall
in huge.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
Yes, yes, I bought four pair of gators at one time.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
How much did that set your back?

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
Steve?

Speaker 20 (01:13:18):
Who?

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
They's about seven hundred and fifty a p one pair
was eight seventy Uh huh, I was stretched out. I
had about three downs dollars worth of shoes right there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
That's what That's what you know? You had money? Who?
Three thousand dollars worth of shoes? Barton, you couldn't talk
to me? And five turner next, don't don't don't go
to Sharpstown now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
But he closed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
And the reason why?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:13:56):
All right, well, thank you guys, thank you for that
new segment. Tommy, you're listen hard Morning Show. The time
you decide to lie down for the night and go
to sleep may determine how at risk you are to
develop heart disease. Researcher studying the sleep habits of eighty
eight thousand adults over six years found a correlation between

(01:14:18):
bedtime and heart disease. The data is showing that those
who went to sleep after eleven pm had a twenty
five percent higher risk of cardio cardiovascular disease, and those
who dozed off before ten pm were at a twenty
four percent higher risk. That led researchers to conclude that

(01:14:40):
the ideal bedtime is between ten and eleven pm. The
study also found that the risk is higher for women
after eleven pm and higher for men before ten pm. Ooh, yeah,
it was time to be into bed. We have to
get up early.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Stupides. You don't go man, no heart attack? Yeah we
got we got a show started tenth thirty. I'm just
trying to figure out what they're talking about. Yeah, yeah, indeed,
that is.

Speaker 10 (01:15:17):
People have different jobs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Careers, and we sound like they got different goals.

Speaker 10 (01:15:24):
You out here trying to get it high, Steve Man,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
What young Quit talking to me about sleep. Next question.

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
We'll play a round of would you rather? At thirty
three minutes after Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
All right, so it's time for would you rather? Guys?
And uh so Junior understand you guys wanted to switch
it up and ask Karl and I some would you
rather questions?

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Yeah, because you'll always laugh at us.

Speaker 10 (01:15:54):
Let's just see how y'all because you guys are comedian
not forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
He go on right now?

Speaker 20 (01:16:00):
Yeah, uh be drop dead gorgeous and clueless. Are kind
of cute and brilliant.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
Brilliant every time, kind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Of cute, kind of cute works do all the time?
You get hold on, hold on, you're gonna do. You're
gonna go with ugly. Oh this for the girl. We
don't want to say, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
Okay, okay, So because they girls, you're gonna throw some
soft questions.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Well, I don't you know?

Speaker 20 (01:16:29):
All these are questions MARKAKA gave me anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Now you under the bottle, no.

Speaker 10 (01:16:37):
Discretion.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
No, you have the ability to read this thing. Oh
gon't you dad, But you're right, I do it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:47):
Okay, here just guideline.

Speaker 20 (01:16:49):
Here we go, Okay, here we go, Shirley, this is
specifically for sure, cook like a chef, or sing like
Whitney Houston.

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
Sing like Whitney Houston because looking like a chef, it
could be chef boy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
I I got news for you you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
Neither one of them is possible or likely. And we've
had both and they're the exact same. Hit It, Charlie
hit It.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah, it's not gonna happen. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
it's not gonna happen. You think you've got to taste
that steak in that crock pop.

Speaker 10 (01:17:39):
He's almost divorced over that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
All right here? You gonna call him?

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Would you date DRIs Elbow, yes? Or Mary Bill Gates Yes?
I would rather do both of those. I'm doing a
m B.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
All Okay, yeah, Carla Gates up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Just for both of y'all. Here we go. Give up
Bras forever. Yeah, give up lashes forever.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
I'm gonna answer that for y'all. Bet there's no way
they can give a Bro't you're taking damn lashes off
right now. I'm telling you right now, only you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
And it would be funny if they gave up bro.
You just laughing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:45):
In the world anyway. All right, tomorrow we're going back
to our regularly schedule programming.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I'm giving up that, bro. I get something that scared.

Speaker 10 (01:18:58):
All right, coming up next, we'll close out the show
and get some closing remarks at forty nine minutes after
from one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are
our last break of the day on this Monday. It's
been a good day, so his deal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
My closing remarks are in light of encouragement. You know,
I just I can't tell you all how important it
is to never give up. I can't tell you how
important it is to put forth Max's effort, the importance
of starting, for not being.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Procrastinator.

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
It's just so important that you give it you'all all
every day you wake up. That's what I'm trying to
get people to understand. To give it your all every
day you wake up. Waking up is a gift. You
can do something with that gift. You can take every

(01:20:06):
day to move closer to a gold ambition or a dream.
You can take every day to better yourself. You can
use the time and each day to better your situation
instead of taking a negative approach or I don't know
what's gonna happen. I want you got to do something.
You know people talk about a lot of losses.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
I've had in my life and career. You know people,
you know, trolls is out there. Oh, I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
Oh, he got discounsel. All this happened to him. I
can't believe he gave that crown to the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
He said this.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
I can't believe he went up there and saw so
and so he do this, he do that. I've heard
that my entire career, and I have learned. The older
I get, I've learned some things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
And you know what I've learned, y'all. I would rather
fight and lose than to just give up. I would
rather try and fail at something than to quit. I

(01:21:13):
would rather lose and not win than to never have
played the game. And I don't. And for all the
haters out there, I don't care. You're not even in
the arena.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
You're not even actually involved. You're a bystander. And you
know what that simply breaks down to your standing by
and ain't neither one of them productive? You standing, you
ain't moving? You buy that mean you're on the sideline.

(01:21:52):
I would rather fight and lose than to quit. I
would rather try and fail than to give up. I
would rather lose and not win than to never have
played the game. Do you understand something, Man, You wake
it up every day putting forth a maximum effort. That
is a benefit to be in your maximum effort zone.

(01:22:15):
Do you know when you wake up and you put
forth a maximum effort that it produces growth. When you
put forth a maxim effort, it produces experience, And when
you put forth a maxis effort, it produces results. Yeah,

(01:22:38):
but you fail though, Oh that's true. But guess what
happened while I was failing. I was growing, I was
gaining the experience. I was seeing some results. So now
when I go and I fight again, I'll get closer
to the win. If I try again, I'll get closer

(01:22:59):
to the success.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I'm always trying to win, even when it looked like
I'm losing. Losing is a part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Man made one person that's successful that has not lost.
You know how many people won championships that came off
the heels of a severe injury.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Do you know people who win comeback player of the Year.

Speaker 16 (01:23:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
The only way you can win and come back player
of the years and you make a comeback. People, I
can't believe they gave him comeback Player of the year.
You haven't played or came back. He did both. That's
how he got Comeback Player of the Year. Here he goes,
you're gonna try something else. I guess we'll see how
long that would last. Your dog going right, I'm gonna

(01:23:48):
try something else because if you don't try nothing else,
you can't get no benefit from it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
You can't get nothing unless you put forth the effort.
You can't get results, you can't get growth, you can't gain.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
No experience, and that is no chance of you winning.
I'm gonna take a chance to see if I can win.
I promise you that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Make them watch you see listen to me, y'all.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
You know the reason they talking about y'all is because
you keep doing something. If you don't want nobody to
talk about you, go sit down somewhere and be nothing.
You're nothing to write about. The no hater's got nothing
to talk about. The headlines ain't got nothing to talk about.
The blogs ain't got nothing to talk about. The news
channels ain't got nothing to talk about. Go over there

(01:24:37):
and sit down and be nothing. But man, I make
them watch me. I make them have to see what
God can do for me. I'm a living witness that
God can do anything. I'm a living witness that when
one door closes, all you got to do is walk
up the hall. But you can't walk up the hall
unless you make the effort to go up the hall.

(01:25:00):
A lot of people ain't even in the hall. They
gonna sat down and look down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
There, talking about this dog down there, which one of
them dogs is mine?

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
Why don't you go down there at see they always
going through doors getting something you ain't even in the hall.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Start walking up the hall.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Man put forth in there for y'all, and don't be
discouraged when you don't win, because I'd rather fight and
lose than to give up. I'd rather fail and tried
and to quit. And I'd rather lose and not win.
That have never played the game.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
That I'll give you something right a locket over my
clothing remark enjoy yourself to say, Gods, no, you got wan.
We'll see y'all the mall.

Speaker 21 (01:25:35):
How to at you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:38):
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