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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Busy listening to show, I don't joy yeah, joy, you

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know you.

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Love?

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You got turn I came.

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To turn the mouth. Turn you probably got to turn.

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Mouth to turn out to turn a wad of the
morning up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look me, come.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come out.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
I show well, good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
got a radio show. You know this week, I just
been on it, So today is no different. I'm telling you,
I've just reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the

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principles of success. I'm more determined to help and guide
and teach as many people as I can the things
that I've learned. And I mean, man, I've been through it.
I have really been through it. I kid you not.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
You know.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
I used to say, okay, God, you know, why is
all this happening to me? But as I've gotten older,
I understand that was the ingredients. I needed the ingredients
to be this cake. I needed all those ingredients stirred up.
I need all of that different flavors the stuff that
I didn't think tastes so good. All that stuff had

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to come into the bowl in order for me to
get to where I am today.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
As much as I did not like the.

Speaker 8 (03:05):
Taste of the ingredients, little did I know God was
making this cake, not me. But what he did was
and you've heard the old saying God could turn lemons
into lemonade, Well that's what he was doing now. At
the time, it all had a little funky lemonade lemony

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flavor to it, with some other stuff in it too.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I didn't care for it.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
But little did I know that I needed everything that
happened to me, that happened to me in the exact
order that it happened, and the exact array of things
that happened for me to have the knowledge I have today,
the experience, the attitude, so I could turn around and
share that information. Okay, got that out the way. This

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is what I want to give to you today. I
want you to understand something that discipline determines your destiny,
not your desire. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
You've heard me say this how many times on the show. Okay,
here we go against Eeve I got it. Faith without

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works is dead. But let me tell you something. To
be a hard worker, you got to be disciplined. That's
one of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get through
to my sons. You're gonna throw yourself down a cliff
if you're not a young man or a man that
possesses discipline. Because they got something for undisciplined people. They

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got some street laws for undisciplined people, and they got
some federal laws and state laws for undisciplined people. So
that's why them signs is outside on the freeway, We're
gonna let you go fast, but.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Really, if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave
your house at the time you're supposed to leave your house,
seventy miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're
an undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal to
leave your house on time, to get ready to go
where you wanna go, see the desires where you wanna go,

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the discipline is how you get there.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You understand, you can wanna go to see your family in.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
California all you want, but the flight leaves at one eighteen.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
You leave your house at twelve thirty.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
They told you you must check in one hour before
your flight. Now, if you ain't got the discipline to
get to the airport to check in one hour before
your flight, leaving your house forty five minutes before the
flight departs, what you think gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Your desire to go see.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Your family in la is going to be thwarted because
you lack the discipline to prepare yourself and get yourself
ready to do the things that you have to do
to make your desires come true. I'm telling you you,
discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. You can write
down a list of stuff you wanna do all day,

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but if you don't produce and show the discipline necessary
to get there.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
What you think gonna happen? Huh? Okay?

Speaker 8 (06:16):
I wanna be rich. Okay, I wanna make four hundred
thousand a year. Okay, I wanna be the best player
that they is. Okay, but you don't want practice. See
the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,
that's shooting jumpers when everybody gone home. That's the guy
that's gonna be the best. The guy that's never late

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for practice, the guy to study the playbook. That's the
guy that's gonna make it, not the guy that's talking crack,
got stalking that smack. I'm gonna make the Pro Bowl,
I'm gonna make the All Star Team, I'm gonna be
All American. That's just what you're saying. But discipline determines
your destiny, not your desire. So now let's talk about

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this discipline. What is that, really, Steve. That's your work ethic,
that's your hunger, that's your will. Discipline is how hard
you're willing to demonstrate the attributes and the traits to
be what you want to be.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Did you hear me?

Speaker 8 (07:19):
It is your willingness to conduct yourself in a manner
that is above and beyond what they say is necessary.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Now, this is a good example right here. Now.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
You can want to be in the NFL all you want,
but they got this thing called the NFL Combines where
they bring in some of the top players at every
position to come in and they gonna run a forty
yard dash, they gonna do a standing broad jump, They're
gonna do a standing vertical leap, they gonna do drills.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Running drills, cutting drills.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
They can determine if a lineback of God's stiff hips
by making him back pedal, point him in one direction
and throw the football in another direction. How does he
turn his body? Now you can say you can tell
everybody at your college you want to play pro football.
You can tell everybody at your high school. You can
tell them in Peewee you wanna play pro football. But
they got tests for you though. It's called the combines.

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Now you get out here and you have a bad
combine day, Ain't nobody trying to hear that. Let me
tell you how excuses don't work with people when they
just trying to get when they trying to win in
the NFL.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
The fact that you had a bad day at.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
The combine and you don't run your best forties and
you keep telling them you could do better, they don't
want to hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna
pay you for is to play on Sunday. And that's
one of your bad days. We paying you to play
on Sundays. But because you keep having these bad days,
because you ain't disciplined enough to put in the work

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to make sure that your maximum can be called upon
at any time. Now you at to combine with some
slow times that go on your record. To combine. You
don't jump as high as you did when you was
at your gym class. Well, hold up, man, this is
show day now in the NFL. Sunday is show day.
What they can't run the risk of is paying you

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your money and your bad day happen to be on
Sundays after we didn't cut your check.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, no, no, We.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
Looking for people who limit them bad days, who got
the discipline to work hard, to make an effort for it.
You understand what I'm saying to your folks. Please understand this.
Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. If you can
want it all you want, But if you ain't working,
if you ain't grinding, if you ain't hurting, if you

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ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere, got to chill,
you got to have a cold one, you got to
smoke one, You got to do all them things.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Can I tell you something you ain't gonna make it?
Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
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some uplift this morning. We are here for you. We

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are here for you. And now for those of you
that are over eighty years old, here's a little something
for you.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm I'm climbing up on the rough di.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
Oh the mountainy day, I'm claud high men up, really, Lord,
that's a little something for everybody this morning.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Welcome to the Steve Offy Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Everybody, gets your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Your altitude together.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
But it starts with gratitude that affects your attitude, that
has direct correlation with your altitude. That's what we do
in this show stars some very capable people. Shirley Strawberry
calling for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi, Monica kill Space.
They call him Junior and the legend that is Nephew
Tommy Junior.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
What today? Pray tale? Yes, unc, let me ask you
to say, could it be? Now?

Speaker 10 (11:48):
You know you give your you be hard on yourself.
Do you give yourself enough credit? I know a lot
of people. Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking
about because I thought about where I'm at today and
my birthday coming, and do I give myself enough credit
for what I done?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think I should be doing something more.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Well.

Speaker 8 (12:07):
The problem with us is we are always in chase
mode and we're not enough in gratitude mode. And I'm
guilty of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself,
and people around me have to tell me all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
You trip it. You need to slow down.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
You need to enjoy your life a little bit more
because of the work you've put in and you've done.
But that comes from not enough gratitude. And I'm very
guilty of this myself to you because See, we're so
busy in the chase game that we fail to realize
how much we done caught. See you've been chasing, but

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you also been catching. And when you fail to realize
how much you've caught, your focus is on the chase,
and then you lose the gratitude of what you've caught.
So you as your birthday approaches and you really lies
that I am not where I want to be. But
can you not also realize that you ain't where you was?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Shirt?

Speaker 10 (13:10):
Amen, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
You need to go somewhere and sit down.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Man, shut up.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
More, because I all you gotta do is think back
when it wasn't going this well?

Speaker 7 (13:25):
All right, all right?

Speaker 8 (13:26):
More gratitude affects your attitude, which is direct correlation with
your Altitude'll come back with Morning Steve mort Show right
after I got Shirley. Don't even worry about it. Come
back next prank phonecos.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh god, you're listening Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (13:45):
All right, it is time now for the nephew to
run that prank back what you got for his nept.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
This is repalling the church. Q got dog. We are
in your command? All right, all my let's go.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Well, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
Yeah, this is reverend doctor Wilkins.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
You're the you're the pastor of Doctor Church. Am I right?

Speaker 12 (14:12):
Maptter Church? That's correct? How can I help?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Okay? My name is Daniel and I'm calling from a
RCS which is a church supply, and we have an
outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring to you
all's attention for like twenty three thousand dollars for your
pews that has not been paid, so we wanted to see.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
Not to cut you off.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah yeah, Daniel RCS yet church supply, sir. That's this
is exactly where you guys got your pews.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
Okay, our standing bill for twenty three times and well,
first of all, that's normally, uh, all our standing bills
are handled by our finance department. You know, you wouldn't
to speak to our treasurer and they would be able
to help you with that.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Evidently, sir, that this hasn't been taken care of in
this matter when it comes to these pews, because like
I stayed it before, you guys old twenty three thousand
dollars on these pews, and I think this was probably
twelve to thirteen years ago, so maybe this was something
before you got there. But nevertheless, they're still an outstanding
billing right now. We're actually going to be repossessing these

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pews as of early seven o'clock Sunday morning.

Speaker 12 (15:23):
Not far this Sunday morning. No, we have the Women's
Day's Missionary is here today and also Sunday we have
like our pit.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Then you have a lot of things and you actually
run it off your schedule. To me, that's that's really
not my concern. And maybe you're Women's Day or whatever
is going to y'all gonna do it standing up, because.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
Right now we're not going to do it. You're not
understanding me. See did you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Yes, sir, well,
I've been the past every ten years and you know,
you know, like.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the bill is
still out stand and these pulls need to be taken
care of. Now. If y'all don't have the twenty three
thousand dollars, then I got to come pick these pews
up Sunday morning.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
Sir well, I don't go over there, and you're not
hearing me. And first of all, this is my private number.
How did you get this number?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Your your numbers here in the books as a contact?

Speaker 12 (16:17):
No, this is this is all. I only get this
out to very few people, and I know none of
them will will give our numbers. So that's defin issue
right there. And second of all, if you're talking about
coming in our church Sunday morning to take our pews,
that's not something you really want to do, sir I have.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
To do my job the same way you get up
on Sunday morning and you have to do yours. I
have to do mine. So my job is to get
these pews back because you guys are twenty three thousand
dollars in the riars.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
No cayling and tell you I ain't always been being
a preacher. Now you come in my church and you're
testing pews, I'm gonna come out there proofit, don't you
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
I'm not here to go to what you used to
be and what you are now. I'm nothing to go
back and forth with you on that. The bottom line
consequention you don't want to deal with sign because you
know I, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me,
let me calm down, because you know you're about to
make me fay some words that I've been delivered from.

Speaker 12 (17:10):
Thank God, I'm.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Gonna deliver them pews away from you on Sunday now.
I got to come and pick them pews up. That's
the bottom line. Do you have twenty three thousand Sunday morning.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
Twenty three thousands? I understand that's not the issue. The
issue is you have no business calling me on my
personal phone. I'm in my metigration time right now, trying
to get consecrated for you know my message that after
deliver lady this afternoon, so we need all of our cutures.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well, let me ask you something such. Do you have
the twenty three thousand dollars that you can give me
Sunday morning and then you can continue whatever it is
you have going on that day. Other than that, I'm
gonna have to take them cues.

Speaker 12 (17:49):
I got to pull me in twenty dollars. If you're
not listening, sign that ain't my bill, I ain't paying it,
you ain't touching my cues.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm not gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying
to respect what's what's pastor will trying to respect you remend.

Speaker 12 (18:05):
Doctor Wilkins. I appreciate this. You call me in my name,
Reverend doctor Wilkins.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all, I'm coming
up there Sunday. Now, I'm hoping I only have to
lay hands on these views. Now I gotta lay hands
on something else that I got to do. What I
got to say.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
You can come on up here and you set it
on the property. That's cool, but you.

Speaker 13 (18:27):
Touch them pills.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
I got some lawyers in here. They can take that
Jesus coade off. They can stay down, they can get
with you.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Pardner.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
You know what I'm saying. You know what they they do.
I walk through the valley shadow of death. I will
still no evil. I ain't got no problem. Wa wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. You're talking
about coming to me and to my church.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Because my I'm gonna do what I got to do. Man,
I'm gonna do what.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
I gotta do in the name of Jesus.

Speaker 14 (18:54):
Right man, Hey, man, pay up or stand up?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
The whole service? Now, which one you won't?

Speaker 12 (19:01):
You want to have it?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
I got I got something else. I want to tell you.
You listen to me.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
Past you listening? If you ain't saying nothing, sign you
listening to me.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I've got to say this to you. His nephew Tommy
from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your entire deacon. Boy.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
What who.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Man will Because this is nephew Tommy Man from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your deacon boy got me the
prank phone called you. Boy.

Speaker 14 (19:32):
I can't believe this boy.

Speaker 12 (19:33):
You almost make me a little religions.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Sign in there, man, you hung in there? Pass which
one of them ones a Deacon Glover?

Speaker 12 (19:42):
Okay, okay, okay, I've got some things I got to
talk to. Good move about you know, I would wonder
how you got my personal cell phone rung anyway, man, So.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well, I'm glad I was able to put a laugh
on your face today.

Speaker 12 (19:55):
Man, I'm hey to walk.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I gotta ask you past, what is the baddest radio
show in the land.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let me tell you this. I'm
gonna keep doing what he's doing the farts mint in
the show.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Man.

Speaker 14 (20:11):
I love that.

Speaker 12 (20:12):
I really loved that.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I really really blessed the people really appreciate that. Man.

Speaker 15 (20:16):
It really will ain't nothing like a frustrated past, you
know what I'm saying it.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It shows stability.

Speaker 15 (20:22):
You're going to have some problems, some some some some
some some setbacks and some uh situations that you're going
to go through. All right, all right, all minds clear, Shirley,
if you would, all right, thank.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You, nephew.

Speaker 11 (20:37):
Coming up next to is ask the celo, the chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building ready for your
love questions.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Right after this you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
All right, guys, time now for ask the c l
O Chief Love Officer, the Close Steve Harvey and your
love questions.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
This one is from Honey and Quans. Honey writes, two
years ago, I had a hip replacement. I had hip
replacement surgery, and I'm still using it as an excuse
to keep my husband away from me at night. He
eventually stopped pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't
come to bed till late at night. Instead, he sits

(21:18):
out back and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for
him and his car wasn't there. I called him and
he said he was watching the game with his brother.
I wanted to call his brother to verify his story,
but the background was quiet. Should I trust my husband
or did he lie?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie. So let's talk
about this with four minutes, see, because just surreally about
your husband.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
Let's be real. Is you faking this hip? Is you
with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't got your
hip replace So I know you're old. So now you
ain't got your hip replace because that ain't a twenty
year old problem. You got your hip replace because your
ass mess around fall so you didn't.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Have your little panic alert but to help our fallings.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
And I can't get up, so you laid there and
now you got to get the whole damn hip replace.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Now you don't want your husband touching you at night, and.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
So you done kept the lie going you lines. Let's
not turn this into is your husband lying? You've been
lying to your husband about your help injury. This your lines.
So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.
Now you go out there one night in the corent
there how long it's been since you had sex with
your hugs? And what you want him to do because

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he knows your hip. Don't take that damn long because
he was a.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Doctor's office with you.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
And he don't want your help anyway. So now what's
wrong with everything else? Because well I'll stay on the
front side. We ain't even got to go over there
with a hip act because what I want is not
your help.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Now what's up?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
So is he at your brother's house? Probably should you
call hell? No, because you started this lie. So this
lie only you, not him, honey.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
Honey, out of Queen's Moving on to Ian in Saint Louis.
I says, I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her
birthday and scheduled her a spa day.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I gambled, then went to the pool to relax and
have a drink.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
I was being sociable with two cuties and they said
they had edibles in their room, so we went up there.
I stayed in there for four hours straight, and the
three of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad
about how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip.
I planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is
eating me up. I know that I can't confess what

(23:48):
I did, So how do I get past this?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
So let me as something? Dog?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
If you know you can't confess what you did, what
did you writing this one? No, you can't run the
risk of one of her friends in this and talking
about Wait, man, didn't Dmitrius take you out of your birthday?
Wasn't he listens and all listen and then you come talk.
Couldn't find him, girl, He was upstairs eating edibles in
the room with two girls and they were pleasuring each other.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and
have no moment where you got to get this off
your chest. This is you've heard the statement cad to
your grave. This is a take it to your grave moment.
I thank you stupid for writing this damn letter myself personally.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Now, this is you a young ass student because you done?
Oh yes? Did he say how all?

Speaker 9 (24:42):
He was?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
But he did say he ian in Saint Louis?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
How many ends there?

Speaker 10 (24:48):
What in sat Nis?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
He put his name into them?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
And why is this body in.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
His You wasn't bothering you when you was eating brownies
and all the gum drops and all this hell.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Wasn't nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there
was up there pleasuring each other.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Dog.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
They created that. I see no Vegas six times years.
Do you know the things I've done in Vegas? I
can't repeat it?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Say for you man, no woman, the land ass moment
you're trying to eat past it, you passed it.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Vegas ain't for amateur cy.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
It all right?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
That say what you need to do. You can't take
your hands knock out there.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
I used to go out to Vegas, expecting that you
went out there and it just happened. I went out there,
fought she got different dudes right now, No, I know
what this he is out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen
to you in Vegas, sitting up in Hell. Man, call
you finna have something here? How do you get past it?
You it's in your past.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
They don't call the Sin city for nothing, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I don't think he understands how many of us have
a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.
You know how big that much load?

Speaker 8 (26:15):
I got tury, I got a slave behind it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I got a load that you are going ahead.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
That I'm taking right now. Look, man, my bag. You
don't even understand. It's stable, it's so yeah, it's stitched,
it's clown, it's gorilla glued.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
You get it in this bag? My bag? Don't move.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Hey, let me tell you, let me give you some advice.
Don't take your ass back there, body bag?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
No, No, I ask no question. Hey, all right, all right?

Speaker 11 (27:03):
And Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy and
we met at a football game. He had on a
back baseball cap, so I couldn't see his hair, but
I did see his big smile and grayish blue eyes.
On our first date, I got to see his hair
for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.
His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like

(27:23):
a Jerry curl.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I asked him what he'd done to get his hair
like that, and he said, it's natural.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
It's only it's the only flaw he has so far,
So how can I encourage him to fix it?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Fix what?

Speaker 6 (27:35):
First?

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Of all three of us on this show don't have
hair fall, the three comedians don't have hair.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
The fourth comedian is closing in on us on his
way over here. Yeah, it could be in.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
right now and he's all full head. Here's hairline back
then where his head sit is at?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, we can't wait till he gets it.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Were in a fight, we already know that's how it starts.
I'm just looked. He got a lot look at his forehead.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
I'm just telling you, Okay, keep back up.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'll take back up. Let her show you something.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
All right, straight forward and Ale, we can't see the
front of your hairline.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It's happening. Thank you, l you're listening.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
Morning show, all right, Steve Jay and uh, you guys
are here to tell us things that vegans will be
saying that the fourth of July is coming up.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
So and this is gonna be interesting because three of
my just vegan.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh okay, so you'll probably hear a lot of this
stuff then.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Huh do y'all remember when there was never a vegan.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I never knew one.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, new one.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, vegetarians, but straight vegan. None of the vegetarians.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Everybody ate me.

Speaker 16 (29:23):
These are things vegans and vegetarians will be saying at
the fourth of July. Steve Steve, Steve was coming about it.
If you knew what the che was eating, you would't
eat chicken.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Well, I don't know what the damn chickens is and
so I'm just gonna just doing this chicken. No, I
don't know what they eat, but I know what. I'm
gonna beat the chicken.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Another one.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So so you're gonna eat meat in front of me?

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Huh, girl, I eat meat in front of you, behind you,
under you, on top of you. I'm talking to my kids.
I was eating meat when I was paying on them.
Damn college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Pay loans on.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
This one. Is that meat?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
I smell it?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Damn show is it ain't going?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
I can tell you that don't have a smell. You
have a grilled to tomato. There is no small You
know why because it don't be long on the damn grill.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
You know how long meat stay in your system? A
long time, and that's why I want it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
That's what I put it in.

Speaker 16 (30:51):
There's another one. If that's gotten meat in it, then
I can eat.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
It for what you're gonna eat. Because everything got me
in it. Greens got meat in it.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
I got meat in the damn mac and cheese, this
year's meat next to all that damn bread. We got
got grill, meaning the meat. Me and I got the
house standing over there in the middle of that grass case.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I run out of the.

Speaker 17 (31:29):
Stupid ready, I know, I know you heard.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
This is Steve who gave the baby meat. Oh yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Gave the baby meat. Who you think gave the baby meat?
Look how happy the baby look going over there and
taking meat from the baby. Watch the baby start crying.
He gave my grandson a slim jill. My daughter had
a heart attack she took start crying, came.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Back in that office. I gave him another one.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I told you I was a vegan, but you got
meat over here?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Sisly siously?

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Yeah yeah, and it is the fourth of July in it. Seriously,
let me ask you a question. Any of your vegan
friends barbecuing because it ain't nothing to barbecue? Why ain't
you over there?

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Why over here? Because you're trying to smell meat?

Speaker 17 (32:41):
Vegans are sad there, I said, yeah, very sad.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I got another one. Can we tell these vegan hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Not on this grill?

Speaker 7 (32:52):
You can't them on the grill?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
We put meat on this grill.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I know.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
I bought the kids and easy break and two years
ago for Christmas. Somebody go in the basement and get
that and there ain't hot dogs.

Speaker 16 (33:08):
No, damn boy, like this the one you ever seen
that video? What the health?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, I saw it, Yes, I saw it. I
was chickens and cows in that video on this green.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I was watching it eating meat. Yeah, I saw it.
Exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly what it.

Speaker 11 (33:41):
Yeah, the one that always killed me though, But they
wanted the greens.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
But oh, you put me in there with the green.

Speaker 11 (33:47):
Oh no, I can't eat those greens.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Eat around them?

Speaker 11 (33:53):
Who wants they don't want to meet anywhere near their food?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Did?

Speaker 11 (33:59):
I just asked a vegan, just one simple questions.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
What don't you miss?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Fool?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Don't you miss being?

Speaker 7 (34:08):
You miss that?

Speaker 11 (34:11):
I mean, I'm not mad at their lifestyles, you know,
messed with yeah, don't talk, don't don't yeah, don't yeah,
and not going.

Speaker 16 (34:19):
Where the cooking me? That that's how you gooking me.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Bring a lunch box.

Speaker 10 (34:25):
Just bring your meal in the container and sit over
in the con You're gonna be just gruntled, but you're here.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
So how much meat are you guys planning to eat?

Speaker 11 (34:35):
This?

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Fourth man and lablab bringing my own forking knife?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
You gotta worry about me.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I stopped again. But I missed chicken so much, I
really do.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You're currently a vegan stopped this chicken?

Speaker 16 (34:53):
Let's see it because the chicken is everywhere?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, it is and and everything.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You're right, you don't want no pope eyes, Jake, I do.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I'm I don't understand a fat vegetarian.

Speaker 16 (35:13):
That's kind of oh, I know one.

Speaker 15 (35:21):
I'm not talking about you, j Well, I'm talking about
I just don't know, fat vegetarian.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
All right, listen, we gotta get out of here.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
You're listening morning show. All right, guys, it is time
now for a rounded. Would you rather?

Speaker 11 (35:33):
Would you rather have a crab boil or would you
rather throw some meat on the grill?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Which one crab boil?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Or about? Either way?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
On my side, it works for me outside.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm throwing the meat on the grill.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
I don't give a damn about that stuff in that band.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
All that community dumping stuff out.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
I'm looking over there and then all of a sudden
you stab, you'll fork in and now hey, no.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
All right? Would just all right, but I'm not really
excited about it, all right?

Speaker 11 (36:11):
Would you rather wear all white for a month or
wear all black for a month?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Which one? All white or all black?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
In the summer gold give me that white?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, me too?

Speaker 11 (36:21):
In the summer.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
White?

Speaker 15 (36:26):
That white I got to eat for I put it on.
I got through a lot before I put that on.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or
would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Now I'd rather have it doing aug I don't really
give a damn what you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It is not for you to.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I don't really care. I don't really care what.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
You think selfish with the stea, I ain't selfish.

Speaker 15 (36:57):
I just you know, I don't really care what you're thinking.
I want to read it doing six, Yes, I do.
I want to know what you're thinking. I want to
make sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
That's what I And what if what if.

Speaker 15 (37:09):
She's like, then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing
now now we're.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Not bringing it. No, he's not bringing it.

Speaker 18 (37:16):
Right, it's ain't high Larry, all right?

Speaker 11 (37:22):
Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or
a week on the moon.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I've always wanted to do the submarine?

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Really?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hell no, no, but a week I can't. I don't
know if I can go down there for a week. Now,
I just a week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.

Speaker 15 (37:45):
Way, but you will take your so you can take
your hand to the moon then that I'm not going
to no moon.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, I'm not going to no mood.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Which one? Would you rather?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Submarine?

Speaker 15 (38:03):
Me?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, we're going on the water, poor week, buddy.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (38:13):
Okay, all right, last one guys, last One, Hoodie Awards,
Best or Essence, the all day, every Day just the
HOODIEO war we've been to, we've done both. Classic moment,

(38:38):
You're so fake with it? Man, I hosted that thing
for seven years. That that's stif All right, that's today's
ROUNDU would you rather you're listening?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hardy Morning show?

Speaker 11 (38:55):
Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our
favorite games.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Quickly set it up? What it is?

Speaker 16 (39:02):
Every week our comedy ability is tested on the ship. Yeah, hey,
what you do? Give us five subjects? Put them on
the wheel, spin the wheel, wed we can do it.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Are here the subjects? Yeah? Number one, I don't like
your friends.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
All right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Number two she can't cook worth a darn. I'm just
gonna say you say she can't cook with and that.

Speaker 11 (39:33):
I appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land
on there.

Speaker 17 (39:37):
Number three people who don't have a car, but talk
trash about.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Your at all? Yeah, I have one, all right.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Four, I'm sorry, wrestling is fake. Five she thinks she cute?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You think she's cute. She thinks she's cute, Come on,
and that number two.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
That's all I mean?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
All right, what you got? What you got?

Speaker 11 (40:14):
People who don't have a car but talk trash about.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yours around here.

Speaker 16 (40:19):
Not only do they not have a car, they talk
trash about you and you the one with the car,
stuff like why you late, why you late picking me up?
I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you. Yeah,
they get in your car, they hear sounds that normally
they wouldn't hear on the bus.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah, But.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
All of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? Do
you hear that clicking.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Sound like you need new tires? That what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Don't even have a.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Car, don't even have a coat?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You got what I say?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
We get on my nerveal.

Speaker 10 (40:52):
People that don't have a car when they get in
your car, sat just as far to see go back,
not even set it down before.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
You begin.

Speaker 10 (41:02):
You gotta any leg You talk about this far back,
as far back as most cars have a limit.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Don't see if you know that walking?

Speaker 15 (41:15):
How come when you asked me to pick you up
from the bus stop and ain't get in my car? Nigga,
you ain't this just this is just a foe centing
that this all is here. You worried about the cylinders,
You get your hands back on the bar.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Get in my car. All these didn't happen to me.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
While your radio don't work, breaking up pain.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
You've been in all my money on gas?

Speaker 16 (41:51):
Yeah, they make him statements like you know you passed
the gas stations. But they don't ever say I'm chipping
in on gas. Never any place close they need to go.
Never just way cross down and they offer you could
you run me across down for two dollars gas?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
There?

Speaker 10 (42:11):
No, you know what you know my third man by people,
no call Jay Fiershly you get on my nerves with people.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Who don't have a car, told about why your car ain't.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
Wash, why it's dirty. They taking their fingers straight outside.
It'll be about three weeks since you watched this, all right,
you know what? At least I got a vehicle to
pull in there.

Speaker 12 (42:30):
You know that why you why are you walking?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's the bad question?

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Why would you get in my car?

Speaker 15 (42:36):
They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this
much money on this car?

Speaker 7 (42:42):
You nerves?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 10 (42:43):
Would but I would you?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
How would you buy goes. I said, it's the Holy
go God. Man.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Tell that this was really happening to me. What I
had a cab man that smoke real bad. I pull
up at a bus stop. The two dudes at the
bus stop, they say, hey, man, you're cooking real.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
But all right, once.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Again, great job guys.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
As always, you never let us down with comedy roulette.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
And we'll be back with the Nephew's prank phone call
right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
The subject the hood, the bad, and the bougie. All right,
we'll get into that in just a little bit, but
right now it is time for the nephew and the
prank phone call.

Speaker 15 (43:52):
What you got, ne f, We're gonna steal a car
this morning, Sheridy, that's what we We're gonna steal a car.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Everybody takes.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Said we're gonna stole a.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Car this morning talk.

Speaker 11 (44:10):
We're gonna break the law on the now what we
do ll.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
A nil stolen no car.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Yeah, my goodness, we know who has.

Speaker 15 (44:27):
I feel this leader, This right here is stolen car
stolen car cat dog if you would.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Hello, Hello, I'm.

Speaker 15 (44:37):
Trying to reach a Trevor police Okay, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Sir.

Speaker 15 (44:43):
You purchased a Navy blue from a used car lot
dealership called a car Lot. I don't know, maybe six
or seven months ago, am I right?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Right? It was six months ago?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (44:57):
Now you've been paying notes on this car for the
last six months, and you know, I hate to be
a burden of bad news. Actually, my name is uh,
Detective Justin, and I'm giving you a call to let
you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand and
one Navy bluesh that you purchased, is actually a stolen vehicle.

(45:20):
And we've actually been looking for this car for the
last I've been pretty much close to a year now,
maybe a little over a year. We've been looking for
this I work in the Auto theft division and uh
hold one, Detective Justin, sir, and I'm in the auto
theft division here at the police department.

Speaker 14 (45:45):
I think you got the wrong I think you got
the wrong guy name because.

Speaker 15 (45:51):
It no, sir, it's it's it's And I've done the
trace on on and I know this is probably a
shock to you but we're we're right on point with
the thing. You's got a two thousand and one navy
blue You did buy it. You did buy it at
the car lot dealership, and that uh, and it's the
exact one, and the license plate shirt they do match up.

(46:11):
And I know this is a bit of a shock
to you, but your car is actually a stolen car.
So the dealership, sir, actually sold you a stolen car.
And I know you did not know that. I know
that it was not any information that you already knew.
And I know you thought that you were just purchasing
a legitimate car. But you have a stolen car, mister Trevor.

Speaker 14 (46:34):
And no, no, I think you got the wrong first,
because this car is not stolen. For real, this is
not stolen, sir.

Speaker 15 (46:42):
I can go all day with you and try to
make you understand what's going on here, and I know
it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
I am gonna have to either get someone to come
out and impound it or you.

Speaker 14 (46:59):
No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
over y'all records then, because I think y'all on the real.
I think y'all got the wrong person.

Speaker 15 (47:06):
Just sir, I'm gonna tell you once and I'm gonna
tell you again. You have a car that's stolen that
I have to have in my possession by the end
of the day.

Speaker 14 (47:16):
Now I can't get the end of the day. For real, man,
you got, sir, you.

Speaker 15 (47:21):
Have a stolen car and you're gonna need to bring
that car into the police station so we can get
this thing rectified.

Speaker 14 (47:27):
I'm for real, man, hold on, let me talk about this.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Man.

Speaker 14 (47:32):
I don't know about all that she's telling me.

Speaker 15 (47:33):
For real, sir, I understand what you're saying, but do
you realize you're talking to a police officer here. I
am detective. I am detective justin.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I am over who you are.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I'm hold them is no longer, sir.

Speaker 15 (47:50):
We've had to actually shut them down for the time
being until we get quite a few cars rectified that
I've got more than just your vehicle, sir, that's been
that that has auto there tied to it.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
No, man, hold on, there's two things. Either you're gonna
bring it to me or I'm gonna come get it.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Which one do you want?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
To do.

Speaker 14 (48:09):
You ain't coming to get for real, sir.

Speaker 15 (48:11):
I don't want to have this to have to get
go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.
But I need to get that car in my possession.

Speaker 14 (48:18):
Okay, look, look, look, listen while I'm telling you.

Speaker 13 (48:21):
Okay, you listening.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
I'm listening, sir.

Speaker 13 (48:23):
Okay, Look, unless somebody's gonna tay me my three hundred
seventy sevens and fifty two cents I've been paying for
the last six months, unless you're gonna pay me that,
give me back my trade in said, get this, man,
I ain't out here.

Speaker 14 (48:38):
What you're talking about for real? No, it is you
coming at me with man.

Speaker 13 (48:42):
I worked too hard.

Speaker 14 (48:43):
To be keeping up these notes right here, man.

Speaker 13 (48:45):
And I got that am I read to take care
of and you come to talk about you tuldn't take
my car because something that happened before I bought it
and what I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
This is true?

Speaker 14 (48:55):
Like I said, I thank you missing.

Speaker 13 (48:57):
I think you've got me missed over with somebody else.

Speaker 14 (48:59):
What y'all just not coming in me talking this. I
ain't heard nothing about this before.

Speaker 15 (49:04):
Sure, it's taking us a while to actually track down
the car and actually find out exactly where it was.
I've tracked this car for the last eight nine months,
and I finally found that you are the one that's
actually has it in your possession.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 15 (49:17):
It's an unlikely situation, but I got to get you
to bring it in and I.

Speaker 14 (49:21):
Ain't bring you know what I mean, I ain't bring it.

Speaker 13 (49:24):
I got coming to get from me. Somebody give me
my three hundred seventy dollars.

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Fifty two cents. I've been saying for the last six month.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Trusting my back.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Sure, I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
It's probably that's what I'm stumping.

Speaker 14 (49:40):
Okay, then then y'all at least just come with the money.
Come with the money. I just don't get an rosterswhere else, sir.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.

Speaker 15 (49:48):
I'm just a detective that's on this actual case, and
I know it's a trying situation, but I am going
to have to send some officers out there that that
do this.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Type of thing. They pick up these cars bring them into.

Speaker 14 (50:00):
The I wish you would send somebody out here to
come get my car. But if you came and go
okay with me? You need to find somebody. Can no, you.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Know you bring somebody out here if you want to.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
Don't bring somebody. I got something I didn't like it
to man, I'm working the bread ship come up and
in all the time they gotta stay and they took. Man,
I'm working to art and try to get this car.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Man, So bring out here if you want.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
To for real.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Sure, Hush, sir, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
I mean you get at you call me.

Speaker 13 (50:34):
You told me about my car stoning, and y'all talking
about something to.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Get it from me.

Speaker 15 (50:39):
I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
And you got a great You got an honest living,
an honest job, and understand that. But some people have
done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here.

Speaker 13 (50:48):
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coming up next.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Strawberry Letter subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Boushie.
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
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your letter live on the air, just like we're going
to read this one right now, right now.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Now. That's for you, Jay, You never know, it could
be yours.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold
on tight. We got it. For you.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Here.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
It is the Strawberry.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
Letter, subject the Hood, the Bad, and the Bougie. Dear
Stephen Shirley. I met a very beautiful woman that is
hood and bougie. She's a bad dresser, she has a
bad figure, she's got a bad ride, and she's got
a mean walk.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I mean bad as in good, Steve, real good.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
We met a lounge and she stood out from her
group of girlfriends. She was poised and graceful, and I
watched her sib wine while her friends were all loudly
chanting and taking shots. She walked past me to get
to the bar, and I followed her so I could
buy her a drink. Hell, I bought her a whole bottle.

(53:59):
We sat at the bar and talked the minute, and
she gave me a business card so I could come
by her nail salon and get a manicure. I walked
her to her car and she kissed me on the cheek.
I was in heaven, and as soon as the nail
salon opened, I called to make an appointment. I knew
the salon wasn't in the best part of town, but
I still wanted to see my girl again. When I

(54:22):
walked in The receptionist looked at me like I was lost.
She rolled her eyes and she pointed to my girl.
My girl looked totally different from the night before. Her
hair was in corn rows, and she had on a
bodysuit and some air Jordan's. She was loud and cursed
a lot as she did my nails. She referred to
me as her in word when other ladies commented on

(54:43):
me being in the salon. She was so hood in
the hood, and it was amazing to see this side
of her. We've been hanging out a lot, and she
prefers to eat soul food and wings most of the time,
so I had to adjust to that and take an
ascids at NAIs. At this point, I will do whatever
this girl wants to do because the sex is off

(55:04):
the chain and I have a lot of fun with her,
even though I have to keep my pistol on me
when I'm in her neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Am I crazy to be falling for this woman?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Not at all.

Speaker 11 (55:13):
I mean, why would you even say that. One thing
for sure is that the heart wants what the heart wants.
It doesn't matter if this girl is hood, if she's
rocking corn rows, calling you her inWORD and cursing a
lot while she's doing your nails.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You really like her and you want to be with her.
It's all in the letter.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
I mean, just know that this is who she is
and what she does, and don't try to change her.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
All right, This is who she is and that's okay.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
You need to decide and think about what your future
is going to look like with her, and you got
to ask yourself some questions. Can you take her to
meet your family? Can you go to your work Christmas
party when they start having Christmas parties again? Can you
take her to church with you? Will you be embarrassed
to take her around your friends? And most importantly, can
your stomach take much more of the soul food and

(55:59):
the wing?

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (56:01):
If the answer to all of these questions is yesin
I say go get your girl.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
You know.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
But because she's already calling you her n word, and
you called her your girl in the letter, so I
think you know you guys are a match. There is
a saying that opposites the tract a track. This sounds
like one of those cases to me, but it sounds
okay right now, Steve.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Well, my man, the subject is the Hood, the Bad
and the Bushy. But if you wrote this letter about
this girl, this letter also tells me a lot about you.
You got some concerns about the girl. Understandable, I got

(56:47):
some concerns about you. So there's going to be a
teaching and learning moment for all of us. So when
your letter first came out, The Hood, the Bad, and
the Bugy, I thought it was about our more show.
I'll be quite honest with you, because the hood on
the show is here. Her name caller for real, the

(57:12):
bad on the show, it's Janthy Brown. Come on, come on,
cure space, Thomas Miles. I'm the sex and myself, and
the boogie on the show is a person who just
answered this letter as a boogie person.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
The whole response is bogie. He's already calling you the
N word and what it didn't even.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Sound like, and you called her her your girl, So
you know see how buogy that was, because she the
bougie on this show. Buddy, wasn't about this show. It's
about this damn letter and brother, right now, I really
don't see the problem you got with the girl. I'm
gonna show you the problem that's within yourself. You saw

(58:03):
this girl bad dresser, bad figure, bad riding. You say, Steve,
I mean in a good way. I knew exactly what
you went home. I've been there. We met in a lounge.
She stood out from a group of girlfriend poise graceful.
Watched her sip wine while her friends all loudly chatting
and taking shots. She walked past me to get to

(58:25):
the bar. I followed this thing to buy her a drink. Hell,
I bought the whole bottle. We said at the bar,
talked a minute. She gave me a business card shop
I could come out in her nail salon get a manicure.
I walked her to the car. She kissed you on
the cheek. Boy, your ass was in heaven. Ain't nothing
wrong because she dressed up nice, she clean up nice.

(58:49):
She know how to act in public. She got two sides.
You saw the good side, But you took your ass
to the nail appointment next morning. You couldn't wait. And
when you walk through the door, you met somebody else.
You said it wasn't in the best part of town.

(59:12):
You gotta act like your environment. If you gonna get
with him, you gotta get with him. So now you're
the bad part of town. You can't be buysy over here.
We ain't at the lounge. We work now, and when
I come back, I'll show you what happened.

Speaker 11 (59:33):
All right, We'll be back with part two of Steve's
response to today's Strawberry letter, The Hood, the Bad, and
the Bousheye, at twenty three minutes after the hour. Right
after this, you're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,
let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject the Hood, the
Bad and the Boushie.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Oh, this man.

Speaker 8 (59:53):
Met this very beautiful home and he says, hood and bougie.
I understand right off the top. She's a bad dresser,
bad figure, bad body, bad walk. You followed her to
the bar, end of the bar, you bought her drank
y'all talked, walked her to the car. She gave your
business car, kissed you on the cheek. You was in heaven, boys.
She was fining, sophisticated while the girls was loud and chatting.

(01:00:16):
She was sipping wine, meaning she know how to be
where she is. She know how to act a part,
played the role. She had you hook line and sinker.
It worked, didn't it? Then you showed up the next
day at the men nail salon. Did she own to
get your nails done? Everybody know who she was because
she told her you was coming. Now you came to
the shop. They rolling their eyes. She right there. She

(01:00:37):
looked totally different. Her hair was in corn roll. She
had on her body suit and some air Jordan's. That
nice house fit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
You got corn Rolls you buy you wear.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Bodysuit was a mad George's because you know what's sitting
down in the may Jordan's. You know that the ankles
just lowered down into these air Jordans, and you got
a bodysuit on with it. You know every thing that's
stuck down in them shoes is right and tight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
So she went it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
But she got a hand corn roll, probably had a
wig on last night, or weave or something like that,
because you didn't pay no attention to the corn roll.
So she didn't put on her best and went out
and dressed, and she got you right where she wanted.
She was loud and she cussed a lot, and she
did my nails because it was in the worst part
of town. You said, she referred to me as her
end word. When other ladies commented on me being in

(01:01:26):
the salon?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
What he in fau?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
This is my in right here? Who you think is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You see?

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Who he is?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You see who he went on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
This mine? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
She was so hood in the hood, and it was
amazing to see this side of her. We been hanging
out a lot and she preferred to eat soul food
and wings most of the time, so I had to
adjust to that and take antassins at night.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Let's stop right here here the problem we got?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
What man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Don't like soul food and chicken wing? What kind of
man is you?

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Now you ain't here mad at her because she got
corn rolls of body shuiting, some jawings on and she
want to eat sol food and chicken wing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
You gotta take antasin Where the punk ass come from?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Every night?

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
Scho little hasts don't want to eat no soul food
and no chicken way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Now you gotta take a hand.

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Who has to take antasis for chicken ways?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
What kind of man is this? You softened and medicated cotton.

Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
You in here trying to date somebody that's real and
you can't even eat a chicken wing without vomiting choe?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Punk ass come from hell.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
You been watching sports and ain't been able to eat
no damn chicken wings. You probably ain't even got no
black friends. Come here talking about something? Y'all got some
antasis for what? Because I fin to eat these wings?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
What you can tell us too? Man?

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
You black, and you can't eat soul food because you
need antaskits what?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
That's really what this letter about. It ain't about her
being too hood.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
It's about your ass being soft as medicated cotting. So
now at this point, I would do whatever this girl
wants to do because the sex is off the chain,
and I got a lot of fun with her. And
even though I had to keep my pistol on me
when I'm in her neighborhood? Am I crazy for falling

(01:03:21):
for this woman? You know already failed? You whipped dog,
that little tight bodysuit with them conrods jammed down in them, George,
working with it got you sprung you in love?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Why would you leave her? Now?

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
Shirley with that budge answer talking about you know, will
you be able to take her to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Your mama and teach cherishing around your friends?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
Because she know how to dress up. She fooled you
the night before she know how to be whatever. She's
a chameleon. She knows how to put on and be
what she gotta be. But you ain't got no problem
whatever she is in that bedroom. Obviously, that ain't no problem.
You ain't got no problem hanging out and y'all having fun.
Seems like a real sweet person to me, that knows

(01:04:10):
how to play the game. But show punk ass. Yeah,
she polish up good everything.

Speaker 11 (01:04:20):
What about the part about him having to keep his
pistol on him when he's in her neighborhood.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
You ain't to only one. You ain't to only one
got a pistol. I can promise you ain't only one
over there got a pistol. I bet you if them
girls open up that desk tray at that nail salon,
it's about eight of them.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
In now right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
It's probably one of these stations.

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
You just number nine, You gone number nine. This's eight
all of them in there. And so what you got
your pistol on you? So listen to me what your
little scary ass want to do. That's all I got
sa to say. I'm so mad about the soul food
chicken wing line. I can't even address nothing else he

(01:05:02):
talking about the hell got to take antastis because they
didn't have some collic green. You can't even macaroni and cheese.
Now your ass got an tasty. You don ate some yams,
Now you got an taskit. I'm just trying to figure
out what you name some oak grew. Now your ass
got to take a hand, tasky. I'm trying to figure
out how weak are you? Where your little rudy poop?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
But come from?

Speaker 8 (01:05:25):
What is you dating the girl for? If you can't
eat the damn fool you? Wo the hell got to
take an antaskit. That's for some damn fried chicken. Just
shame it. I'm apologize to the hood public for reading
the ragged ass let on our show.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
Anyway, go ahead, shit, leave us your comments on Today's
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Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
All right, Steve, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
That time again.

Speaker 11 (01:05:49):
Please introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Let's look into his mind.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented and troubled mind, really
broken up love Starve man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Here we go. There's a new game out.

Speaker 16 (01:06:12):
I don't even know the name of it, but it
has to do it being black or winning a black card.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Have you heard about this shirt? Get your black card?

Speaker 16 (01:06:19):
As anyway, I have some questions that will let you
know if you should receive black card.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
We got points that goes with Here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
First question, have you ever eaten rice or baby rice
and sugar butter and rice?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Give yourself five points.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, I did that. I did that.

Speaker 16 (01:06:39):
Have you ever played the game That's My Car? Have
you ever played the game That's My Car and you
didn't have a car?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Give yourself three points.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yes, yes?

Speaker 16 (01:06:49):
Or if you got your white, give yourself points. Is
there anyone white that you'd like to have sex with?
Take away two points?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yeah, yeah, let me take my two points away. Here
we go, all right.

Speaker 16 (01:07:02):
Have you ever fixed have you ever fixed anything with
a knife, fork, or a spoon? Give yourself six points?
Put that down. Oh, I'm back up, I'm back up,
All right, all right, here we go. Have you ever
put something in front of the oven to dry? Four points?
Give yourself four points for that. Have you ever washed

(01:07:26):
your face with a dishcloth? Give yourself two points for
that one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Right there? All right, I got that that's hand.

Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Sorry, all the bathtiles was really dish tiles, but go ahead, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
You're right.

Speaker 16 (01:07:39):
Have you ever made fun of somebody shouting in church?
Give yourself three points?

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Okay, went to church for that, not for the words.
My comedy career started as a ten year old action.

Speaker 16 (01:08:00):
Have you ever had a sandwich inside the wrapper that
it came in?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Have you ever had that? Meaning?

Speaker 16 (01:08:13):
Have you ever made a sandwich with just the end
pieces of bread?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Give yourself four points?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
That's old heath.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Okay, last question, last question?

Speaker 16 (01:08:23):
Have you ever eaten a piece of canny that an
old person pulled out of their bra and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
You ate it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
If you have not done anything.

Speaker 15 (01:08:33):
I was younger and didn't know where, but I did
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I didn't know, I didn't know where.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
I got another one, Jay, If you can sandwich that
only contained condiments?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
All right, all right, alright, we'll be back with more
of the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:08:56):
You're listening Morning Show, So I want to know what
you'll be putting on the grilled Steve and Tommy and Junior.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
I don't know if you could, but I know you'll
be eating Steve. Yeah, just in case you know, I
need to stop buy and get a plate.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
I don't do that. I don't even have four I
don't have all off wax paper.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You have a takeout container, We don't have anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
We don't have none of that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
So we don't have people that do that. We don't
know people that come over beg.

Speaker 11 (01:09:38):
I mean, I can do that, but you're cooking ribs, burgers, meat, meat,
anything that is meat.

Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
I don't do fish on the grill. Don't ask me
fun no fish.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
You wouldn't grill a nice salmon steak.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Put it on the most flank, no planks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
What I do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Rib all meats.

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
Baby smoke, a regular ribs, baby backs in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Them baby backs.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Now, Temmy, that's what Junior's asking for that I can't
do it because Junior's not has not convinced me that
he is a true barbecue ologist. And I'm scared that
he's gonna be sprinkling my rub on ham sandwiches and
putting it on top of potato salad like something. I'm
not finna do this with juniors, you know, like it's

(01:10:42):
some sprinkle or something like that. You got like it's
Larry's Like you're just putting it on everything all on
your French fries and we're not finna do that. And
I'm putting a little bit on the baked beans. You're
not finna do that to my damn rug putting it
off with everything. Yeah, sprinkling on stop of stuff, ain't
got I put a little bit on my slow What

(01:11:06):
take my rib and put it on nothing? So it's
all meat of fair Now that will.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Be sides, Yes, let's talk about the sides.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
The sides will be baked beans, cold slow coin on
the car that the corn goes on the grill, but
it goes on the grill in the husk.

Speaker 18 (01:11:30):
Well, why can't you do a fish on a plank
if you could do the corn?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I just told you I don't do fish.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:11:41):
I have two sons that's uh pescatia.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
That only eat fish. Take a day off from try
his chicken.

Speaker 11 (01:11:54):
My girlfriend says she no longer eats land animals.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Will not be invited.

Speaker 8 (01:12:00):
She can come, but I don't know what she's gonna do,
what she's gonna eat, because what is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
You we're gonna eat? Add animals? It's some meat in
them beans. I don't know what she's gonna eat.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
I don't know what she's gonna do. I don't eat
land animals. What you're gonna eat? Add animals?

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Birds?

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
You know, I ain't got no fu You.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
You didn't say potato salad. You cooking potato salad?

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Uh No, I kind of gave up on potato salad
years ago. A lot of people don't know how to
make potato salad. I don't really know how to make it.
Marjorie's make a good potato salad. But yeah, Marjorie mama
nor Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Marjorie's outstanding. She thinks
she a better g real personally. But I don't want

(01:12:44):
to hurt it. But she's gonna get cussed out if
she say that in front of somebody else.

Speaker 19 (01:12:47):
That's what If she talking about she could barbecue just
as good as me, She's gonna mess around and get
a little self cussed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Out if that's what working on.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
I'm trying not to because I know that's what that's
gonna cost me. But sheep borderline getting cussed out. If
you tell one more person she can grill as good
as me, because that's a damn lie in here, a
little uh Scott shrimp on skiers who do that that's

(01:13:20):
what I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I hear barbecue battle coming on a vegetable.

Speaker 17 (01:13:24):
I don't want to That's it, all right, coming up,
coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harby Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Right after this.

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
You're listening Harby Morning Show. All right, it's woo countdown
has begun. It's almost the fourth of July.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I'm really looking forward to the fourth of July.

Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
Okay, I'm doing something special that I want all of
y'all to come to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
What what you're doing about?

Speaker 15 (01:13:56):
Before to fourth y'all gonna have a pre party kind
of more like more Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:14:01):
This is the third Yeah, so this evening, can we
all get to I want to do and because it's
my first time trying it, but if I could do
a naked barbecue.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Can you go?

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
What's what that? Listen?

Speaker 15 (01:14:15):
Aren't you you might getting burned normally when you get
when you go to barbecues, what happens? You wasting barbecue
sauce all on you, something getting all on your clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
You must just watch and call it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Come.

Speaker 10 (01:14:29):
No, we won't be not coming over there to your
house to sit next not that invitation barbecue.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
It's something I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Don't care what it is time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
I'm your boy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
We talked, we talked earlier this week. What we talked about.

Speaker 15 (01:14:42):
We talked about what you say, Shirley, that they had
in California.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Then they ride on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
The the naked bike ride. Yeah, it worldwide, worldwide. Last week,
start our.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Own naked barbecue.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
An you will leave?

Speaker 7 (01:14:58):
What would you do? What are you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Add a naked barbone.

Speaker 15 (01:15:01):
I'm gonna be grilling, Nikki. You're gonna be eating what
I grill, Nikki.

Speaker 20 (01:15:06):
I'm not gonna look over my shoulder, look at the grill, and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
You won't to hear this. Hand me one of those lakes.
That's out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
That's out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Up right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is
time now for a rounded. Would you rather?

Speaker 11 (01:15:29):
Would you rather have a crab boil or would you
rather throw some meat on the grill?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Which one crab boil?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Or about either way? On my side, it works for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Me outside delicious.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
I'm throwing the meat on the grill. I don't give
a damn about that stuff. I grab water all that community,
don't dumping stuff out. I'm looking over there, and then
all of a sudden you stab your forking and now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Hell no, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Would all right? But I'm not really excited about it?
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:16:05):
Would you rather wear all white for a month or
wear all black for a month?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Which one? All white or all black?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
In the summer?

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Gold?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Give me that white.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Yeah, in the summer, that white.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I got to eat for. I put it on. I
got to a lock for I put that on.

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
Would you rather read your partner's mind during sex or
would you rather read your partner's mind during an argument?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
M Now, I'd rather have it doing. I don't really
give a damn what you're thinking. Not for you to,
I don't care. I don't really care what you think.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Your mind.

Speaker 15 (01:16:47):
Selfish with this, s tea, I ain't selfish. I just
you know, I don't really care what you think. I
want to read it doing six, Yes, I do. I
want to know what you're thinking. I want to make
sure you ain't thinking about nobody else.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
That's what I And what if what if she's like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Then we're gonna then we're gonna be arguing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Now now we're not bringing it no, he's not bringing
it right.

Speaker 18 (01:17:10):
It ain't high Larry, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
Would you rather spend a week in a submarine or
a week on the moon.

Speaker 15 (01:17:20):
I've always wanted to do submarine hill, but a week
I can't. I don't know if I can go down
there for a week.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Now, I just oh week underwater? Okay, nothing go away, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
But what you will take your You can take your
hand to the moon.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Did that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I'm not going to no move Okay, I'm not going
to no moon.

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
You got him?

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Would you rather?

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
Going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Submarine?

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
On the moon?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Shot off?

Speaker 15 (01:18:00):
No, We're going on the water for a week, buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
Okay, all right, Last one, guys, Last one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Hoodie Awards, Best or Essence.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
The Hoodie Awards.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
We've been to boast, We've done both.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Classic Mom, you're so fake with it, man, I.

Speaker 15 (01:18:33):
Hosted that thing for seven years.

Speaker 11 (01:18:36):
Ye all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather we'll
be back with the last break of the day. We'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
are our last break of the day. It's been a
fun day.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
You know something, it's really interesting. I was listening to
Joel Ostein, and of course I can't remember verbate of
what he said, but I got the gist of what
he was saying, and I kind of gave it some
thought over the past couple of days, and the message
kind of really really resonated with me. And he was

(01:19:20):
advising people not to listen to the roar. Roa r
the roar. Don't listen to the roar, And what he
was referring to was the roar was naysayers, haters, outside chatter.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
When you.

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
Are in agreement with God about your plan, when you're
in agreement with your creator about your future, what you're
going to do, you've got to learn and all of
us have to learn this, myself included to block out
and ignore the roar, the things that people say about you,

(01:20:05):
the nay say as, the haters, the family members, your
so called love ones, your friends, blogs, the IG page,
the comment section, your coworkers. You have to ignore the roar.
And so it was equating it to the roar of

(01:20:27):
a lion, you know, And I've been to Africa and
I've heard that I've heard lions in the wild I
mean really really.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Raw, and boy they something else. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:20:36):
That guttural roar of a lion is to intimidate other
lions and other pray, I mean not pray, but other cats.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Hey, this is my territory. Don't come over here.

Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
And so they raw to signify, if you can hear me,
I'm telling you this is my territory.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Don't come over here.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Most animals get intimidated by that, you know, especially animals
of prey. They hair, they are the way when they
hear that. Okay, we're getting too close to this, dude.
But a lot of times it's to keep other lions
out of their territory. Now, this raw is to intimidate you.

(01:21:22):
The lion uses it to intimidate, but the raw is
used to intimidate you and to block you from your
blessings from God. So, now, if you're in agreement with
God and you're on your way to a certain destiny
in your life, and all of a sudden you hear
this roar from the haters, the blogs, the internet, the coworkers,

(01:21:44):
the rumor meal, the whatever you have, the family members
that don't believe, You've got to learn how to block
out the raw because the raw is a trick by
the devil, and the devil has no new trick. He's
been doing the same thing since the beginning of time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Now he may have some.

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Technology attached to it right now, but the devil ain't
got no new tricks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
He the same dude.

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
He the same low down, no good, trying to rob
you of your destiny dude that he's always been, and
he uses the row to block you. So now he
was using the example of he said he was on
a safari once and he was talking to one of
the guides and they were talking about if you're ever

(01:22:36):
out on a safari and a lion charges, they tell
you not to break out and run because first of all,
the lion can run it fifty miles an hour, so
you can't do that, so he said, and if you
break and run, you just gonna die scared. But he
said the best way to handle it is to turn

(01:22:58):
and make eye contact with the Now that's hard to do.
I mean, we all know that you got a lion charge,
and everything in you says turn and run. But the
guide was saying, ninety percent of all lion charges he
stops because he just does it to see what you're
gonna do nine of all charges. The lion stops short

(01:23:22):
of attacking because he just wants to see what you're
gonna do. Now, there's ten percent where you know you're goner,
but it's ninety percent he stops if you turn and
run one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Percent he keeps coming.

Speaker 8 (01:23:37):
So you have to muster up the strength to stand
and face the lion and the charging attack with the
row to turn around.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
And face him.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
And that's how you have to deal with the roar
of people in your life. You have to turn around
and face them. See, look y'all, you got somewhere to
go in life, and God has a plan for you.
But in order for you to get there, you're gonna
have to stay focused, and you have to get on track,
and you're gonna have to learn, man, that you have

(01:24:09):
the ability to get there. You just got to stop
paying attention to the roar. You are equipped to be
on the battlefield. You are equipped to be in rough water.
All of us are ships. There's a saying that says
ships are safe in port, but ships ain't built to

(01:24:30):
stay in port.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
You were built to be out in the water.

Speaker 8 (01:24:34):
Get your focus on God and going about your business
and get the life that God has for you. But everybody,
you have to learn to ignore the roar real quick.
A bully was at the school one day and he
made a list of everybody at the school that he
could whoop. And he showed this little bitty boy's list
and he said, look at this list right here. Little

(01:24:55):
boy said, let me see that list. He looked on
that and he saw his name. He said, hey, man,
you got money am on the list. He said, yeah,
I know. He said, you know you can't whoop me.
He said, you ain't never jumped on me before. You
ain't never whooped me. You've never jumped on me. You
can't whoop me once. You got my name on the
list for the bullet said, hold on, man, I'm sorry.
I take it off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
You know what he did.

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
He turned around and he faced a raw. He was
just a lie of charging. He took his little He
took a little boy name off the list. Little boy said,
you ain't never whooped me before. Take my name off
your list. And sometimes it's just how you have to bet.
Y'all have a great date. Ignore the raw, make him
take your name off the list. Y'all have a great date.

Speaker 11 (01:25:44):
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