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Good morning and welcome to the ride!  Happy 4th of July.  There is some lying going on in The Yay Area and here comes The CLO.  We get a summertime reenactment when 6 grown people that work together take a roadtrip.  Steve has breakup advice for the fellas.  Fool #2 murders another one in the spirit of TLC.  When mad, what do we say to ourselves inside?  When was the point in your life you realized that you have become your parents?  Inside Would You Rather, the crew gives you the special 4th of July Cookout Edition.  Today in Closing Remarks, Steve makes a painfully honest statement.  "Loyalty has an expiration date."

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given them the bus busy.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Show to.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you don't you love you?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Turn?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
You gotta turn, got.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouse to turn.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the
water of the money up.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, ah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. I have something, and it so describes how
I was living. It so captures the feelings that I
had about beginning on the pathway of my dreams. It

(02:26):
so describes how I felt when I was about to
attempt something. And I have some striking news for you.
It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.
So let me tell you what that is. Here's an
analogy that I've heard a couple of different ways, but

(02:48):
I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where
I can drink it better, and I think it fits
my personality to describe it to people best this way.
I've talked often about the urgency of doing something with
your life. Of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination
and putting it off, and waiting on all your ducks

(03:11):
to line up in a row, and waiting until the
stars aligned themselves. If you're waiting on such a thing,
you're never gonna get started. I don't know too many
people who can say that all the ducks just lined
up in the row.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Things happen. Even when you get them lined up.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
One of the ducks get out of line, or somebody
knock over the domino.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
God has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening.
God has so many blessings available to you from where
you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten
yourself into or what you've done. God has so many

(03:59):
blessings that he can send your way. But you have
to do something.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
See a lot of.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
People just sit around and go man, I don't and
something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
You're always doing this. You always do man, do nothing
come my way? Listen to me. If nothing ever comes
your way. You know why that is. It's because you're
not doing anything. I promise you you're not. Here's a deal.
God has all these blessings he wants to send you,

(04:29):
but you got to give him something to work with. Now,
come on, God will bless you. God can touch people's
hearts on your behalf. He can move situations around for you.
He can align the stars. He can set the ducks
up in the row. But align the stars and move
people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks
up in the row. For what have you put forth

(04:53):
any effort? Have you made a single step in any
direction to do the right thing or go the right
way that he gives him something to put his finger on.
Come on, man, God can only bless you according to
your faith. If you have a little bit of faith,
give him that. Let him work with that. You know, man,

(05:13):
I didn't always start with these speeches you hear in
the morning. Now. I ain't always had these. I grew
to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
up my way to these. Here, I got it wrong
so many times to be able to sound like I
got some sense, I said it often. Failure is a
wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have

(05:35):
had to have failed to have what I have in
my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
People get mad at the process. You got to do
something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
But what you want me to bless If you ain't
putting forth any effort, you can get blessed from wherever
you are in your life, wherever your starting point is,

(05:57):
wherever you find yourself wound up, you can get it
back from there. I've done it, man, by the grace
of God, I've done it. I got over man. I
learned some things along the way. Because here's the deal.
As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
But if God still has a plan for you you

(06:17):
wake up in the morning, he still got some more
work for you to do.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You wake up in the morning.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
God wants from you, would love to have from you,
and he can work with you, man, if you just
walk towards him a little bit. Here's the deal. I
know it's hard for the average person to start because
the fear of the unknown is incredible.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What if I fail? What if I don't get picked.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
You know, one of the hardest things I ever did
was walking in to quit my job.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh man, let me tell you about that day when
I decided that I.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Was gonna be a full time comedian after winning an
amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream,
going for it despite all the nay says, it's like
stepping off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off
the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,

(07:15):
but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
stepped off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open
and allow me to drift down. See. I've never scott
dived before, but I would imagine part of the thrill.

(07:35):
And I don't know this because I'm not going to
scot Dive to find out. I think part of the
thrill for people is the danger part of throwing yourself
out a plane and how it feels to be free falling,
but the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating
over the top moment. You have got to believe, in

(07:57):
your heart of hearts, you have got to hope with
everything in you that when you pull this cord the
shoot opens or else. This ain't a good move at all.
But you've packed your shoot yourself. You've taken the lessons,
so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
the only thing about quitting your job and following your
dream is you ain't really been trained all that good

(08:19):
for this. You done packed your shoot, but you ain't
never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff,
That's what it was like. And you following your dreamers
like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where
people don't never make the jump. They see somebody like
myself who jumped off the cliff and the parachute don't
open right away, and I hit a couple of rocks

(08:40):
on the way down.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I got my back cut up pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
They see that three years living in a car, man
he got it life toe down jumping off that cliff.
I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you
don't understand is you don't know it, but eventually the
shoot will open. I'm at the parachute opening part.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Of my life.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Man were to SHOOTE then open, and I'm drifting and
I'm able to guide my chute over to Paris and glide.
I've glided over the African and seen what it looked like.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's a slow ride down.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
When the pass chute finally opened and my back didn't
heel too and the cuts that I had on me,
I remember now I know how.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
To stay away from the edge.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
But the Paris chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my
life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got
hit up against the rock. I can see more. I
get a chance to see more things. I get to
glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living
my dream. Your parachute is going to open, but I'll
tell you one thing for shore, It'll never open if

(09:44):
you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
off that cliff. God to get the passchute open for you.
But you got to jump, baby. That's the hard part,
ain't it? Now?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Question is the end of this story right here today?
When you jumping.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please? And
the reason I'm asking for it is because when I
get it, I'm gonna do something with it. Now now
that I have your attention, here we go you're about
to be enlightened, a little bit frightened, educated, but then

(10:24):
sometimes a little miseducated. You're gonna be entertained, while at
the same time start the process of being interchanged. Then
we're gonna stimulate, but we're not gonna try to annihilate.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
And in other.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Words, when you summer all this up and the words
of one of my dear, dear friends, the Steve Harvey
Morning Show is about to tare a mouth out And
the word is mouth mo ou f f mouth. That's
how we say it, that's how we s relly, welcome

(11:01):
to the show, Sureley straw Ben.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
That is what we do.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Steve Harvey, good morning, let.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Her for real?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Good morning. What's happening crew?

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Julia morning. You ain't like yet?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Mouth evil nephew, Tommy, have your mouth out? Hey, just
take it?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, tongue and all gums all that's will that anything
in there?

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Where do you have dental work?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Let more money?

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Feeling you're gonna need some more work?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, you look good today, Steve.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
You're feeling all right?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Hell? Yeah, you know, I feel pretty good man. I've
changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've taken everything,
everything that I used to have to do, I've turned
it around and said I get to do it. Has
made world of difference. My days are going much smoother.
I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and everything I do,

(12:07):
and I'm just watching God to see what he got
from me next, because He's always taking care of me.
And I lived my life in the expectation that there's
some greater things on the horizon, and I'm just watchful. Now.
What I always try to make sure I do now
is I try to give something for God to put

(12:31):
his finger on. You know, God can touch it for you.
I just try to give him something to touch. You know,
I put it. I got a lot of balls in there.
You know, he could take any one of them balls
he want to and just blow it up.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
He was going to do that, but no, he did.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
He did this, and it turns out it's better.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Surely. I can't really tell you how many times what
I wanted and what he gave me it was two
different things.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Absolutely, how I.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Want it and how he gave it to me was different,
and it was way better than what I want.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, because his thoughts are not our thoughts.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Man, such a blessing man to come to the realization
of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
teach people how it works without sound and preaching, because
I'm not really qualified to do that.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
But I wish I could share with people how it works.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Man. That's doable. But you can do that all the time.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
Yeah, all right, coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
that prank back right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
show right now, Nephew Tommy is here with run that
brank back.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
What you got for its neph We're.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Going to run it back again.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Stolen car, let's go, goddam.

Speaker 12 (13:58):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. A Trevor Police Okay, yeah,
that's name, sir. You purchased a navy blue from a
used car lot dealership called car Lot.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know, maybe six or seven months ago, am
I right?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Right?

Speaker 13 (14:16):
It was six months ago?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (14:19):
Now you've been paying notes on this car, I know,
for the last six months, and you know I hate
to be a burden of bad news. Actually, my name
is Detective Justin and I'm giving you a call to
let you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand
and one Navy blueesh that you purchased, is actually a

(14:40):
stolen vehicle. And we've actually been looking for this car
for the last I've been pretty much close to a
year now, maybe a little over a year, we've been
looking for this.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I work in the Auto theft.

Speaker 12 (14:50):
Division, and hold on, detective justin, sir, and I'm in
the Auto theft division here at the police department.

Speaker 13 (15:03):
I think you got the wrong I think you got
the wrong guys man, because what was it?

Speaker 12 (15:10):
No, sir, And I've done the trace on and I
know this is probably a shock to you, but we're
right on point with this thing. You've got a two
thousand and one Navy blue. You did buy it. You
did buy it at the car lot dealership, and that uh,
and it's the exact one that the license plate shirt
they do match up. And uh, I know this is
a bit of a shock to you, but your car

(15:31):
is actually a stolen car. So the dealership, sir, actually
sold you a stolen car. And I know you did
not know that. I know that it was not any
information that you already knew. And I know you thought
that you were just purchasing a legitimate car, but you
have a stolen car, mister Trevor.

Speaker 13 (15:50):
No, no, I think you got the wrong first, because
this car is not stolen.

Speaker 14 (15:54):
For real, this is sir.

Speaker 12 (15:57):
I can go all day with you and try to
make you understand what's going on here, and I know
it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
I am gonna have to either get someone to come
out and impound it or you.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
over y'all records, man, because I think y'all real. I
think y'all got the wrong person, sir.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
For real, I'm gonna tell you once and i'm gonna
tell you again.

Speaker 12 (16:25):
You have a car that's stolen that I have to
have in my possession by the end.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Of the day.

Speaker 13 (16:30):
Now, the end of the day, for real.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Man, you got sir, you have a stolen car, and
you're gonna need to bring that car into the police
station so we can get this thing rectified.

Speaker 15 (16:43):
Man, for real, Man, hold on, let me talk about this.

Speaker 13 (16:45):
Man. I don't know about all this. She's telling it
for real.

Speaker 12 (16:48):
Sir, I understand what you're saying, but do you realize
you're talking to a police officer here.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I am detective. I am detective Justin.

Speaker 13 (16:56):
I am who you are, man, I'm them.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Is no longer, sir.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
We've had to actually shut them down for the time
being until we get quite a few cars rectified that.
I've got more than just your vehicle, Sir, that's been
that that has auto theft tied to its hold. That's
two things. Either you're gonna bring it to me or
I'm gonna come get it now.

Speaker 15 (17:20):
Which one do you want to do to You ain't
coming to get for real, sir.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
I don't want to have this to have to get
go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
But I need to get that car in my possession.

Speaker 13 (17:30):
Okay, look, look, look listen while I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, you listening, I'm listening, sir.

Speaker 15 (17:35):
Okay, Look, unless somebody's gonna take me my three hundred
seventy seven and fifty two cents I've been paying for
the last six months, unless you're gonna tay me that,
give me back my trent in that get this man,
I ain't out here. What you're talking about for real? No,
it is a he's coming at me with man. I
worked too hard to be keeping up these notes like here, man,

(17:57):
I got that. Am I ready to take care? And
you come to I am like you trying to take
my car because something that happened before.

Speaker 14 (18:03):
I bar it. I don't even know this is true.

Speaker 15 (18:07):
Like I said, I thank you missed it. I think
you've got me missed over with somebody else.

Speaker 14 (18:10):
What y'all just not coming in and me talking this.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
I ain't heard nothing about this before, sir.

Speaker 12 (18:15):
It's taking us a while to actually track down the
car and actually find out exactly where it was. I've
tracked this car for the last eight nine months, and
I finally found that you are the one that's actually
has it in your possession. It happens all the time.
It's an unlikely situation. But I got to get you
to bring it in and I'm.

Speaker 15 (18:32):
I ain't bring it. You know what I mean, I
ain't bring it. I got coming to get me. Somebody
give me my three hundred seventy dollars fifty two cents
I've been paying for the last six months.

Speaker 13 (18:43):
Trust in my back, sir.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
It's probably that's what I'm something.

Speaker 15 (18:51):
Okay, then then y'all can need at least just come
with the money.

Speaker 14 (18:53):
Come with the money.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
I just don't get him, know, rossing somewhere on, sir,
I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I'm just a detail if that's on this actual case.

Speaker 12 (19:02):
And I know it's a trying situation, but I am
going to have to send some officers out there that
that do this.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Type of thing. They pick up these cars and bring
them into the I wish you.

Speaker 15 (19:12):
Would send somebody out here to get my car. But
if you came to go okay with me, you need
to find somebody.

Speaker 13 (19:17):
Can no, you know.

Speaker 15 (19:20):
You bring somebody out here if you want to, don't
bring somebody.

Speaker 14 (19:24):
I got them.

Speaker 15 (19:25):
I didn't like it to man, I'm working the great
ship count up in all the time. They gotta stay
and they took man, I'm working tot and try to
get this car. Man, So bring out here if you
want to for real.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
Sure, hush, sure, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down,
ill me.

Speaker 15 (19:43):
You told me about my car stolen, and y'all talking
about something to get.

Speaker 14 (19:46):
It from me.

Speaker 12 (19:48):
Sure, I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
And you got a great you got an honest living,
an honest job, and understand that. But some people have
done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Somebody says, my.

Speaker 15 (19:59):
Fuck my problem right there? That is the problem was
a deal with when I first got it, write her problem.
Now I'm not understanding that. All I'm saying is is.

Speaker 14 (20:09):
Your co with my car.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
I'm gonna y'all, look, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (20:13):
You know what, I don't want to go any further.
Can I say one more thing than you can?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I do that?

Speaker 12 (20:17):
What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked my your cousin Eric. This was
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
What you got prank by your cousin Matt trouble you?

Speaker 14 (20:35):
All right?

Speaker 15 (20:36):
Hey, I got even name the cigarette running?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
All right, man, let me ask you something.

Speaker 12 (20:42):
You gotta tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio show
in the land.

Speaker 13 (20:46):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Okay, we'll be back. You're listening.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Time for us.

Speaker 11 (20:53):
The c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building, ready.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
For your question.

Speaker 11 (21:00):
And it's Courtney and iHeart A listener says, I'm thirty
and dating a man that's thirty one, and he tells
me all the time that I'm his soulmate. He's all
into me in every way. He gives me baths and pedicures,
and he even will polish my toenails if I ask
him to.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
He irons my.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Clothes for me daily, and he cleans up the kitchen
if I cook. We never argue, and if we ever disagree,
we settle it quickly.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Well, it's this letterful, listen.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
He's so different than any other guy I've dated. My
daddy says he's soft and won't make a good husband.
How can my daddy make such a negative assumption.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, it's better to be soft and feel soft. Well,
nothing says that the man is soft.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
He's just soft to his daddy. Maybe her father's hard
and made may and he's a good husband. So he thinking,
because this dude a hard, he must be soft. I
got lady, If you have no complaints, don't let your
father create one.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
This guy's a dream.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
There you go ash, Well, can't say that, all right?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
What I can't say that because somebody I was gonna say,
maybe you should ask your mom how happy she's been
with how she would feel with some treatment like that,
because your dad he ain't gonna do none of that.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
He that.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, all right? Moving on Keinetra in Memphis Rights.

Speaker 11 (22:31):
I'm a forty two year old divorced woman and I
fell in love with the perfect guy, but I ran
him away by being paranoid. I had a rough marriage
and my husband cheated, so I developed bad habits like
checking his phone and popping up at places he was
hanging out. I carried this behavior into my new relationship
and was always accusing my new guy of messing around.

(22:52):
I want a second chance with him, and I want
him to know that I changed. How do I start
the conversation with him?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Lugg?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
What?

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I was tripping?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
You know, you know it's so crazy, cause you know,
I know you a good man, but I'm so stupid.
I'd be just checking your phone and you know you
ain't even know. I'd be outside the bar waiting on you.
I'll be in your house and I just you know,
I've just been you know, but it was my ex.
He just made me his way. But and you know what,
I'm not gonna do that anymore because I think I

(23:30):
found what I'm looking for.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
You know.

Speaker 11 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, it might work, but I doubt it.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
All right.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
So Tony in the Bay Area says, I'm a thirty
three year old married man raising my two daughters while
my wife is in jail for sixteen months. She committed
credit card fraud, and I was clueless when she got arrested.
The problem I'm having now is that she only calls
us once a week if then she calls her mom daily,

(24:01):
and it ticks me off. Her mom said she's still
ashamed to talk to me. But I don't believe that
she had a whole side hustle that I didn't know about.
So do you think she has a side due too?
Am I being a fool for waiting for her?

Speaker 9 (24:15):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Whoa a side?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Doude?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (24:19):
He wants to know.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, well you don't know what.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah, but bruh, listen to me. Credit card there ain't
got nothing to do with the side, dude. She might be,
you know, honestly, just embarrassed. The mom could be right,
I don't know where you got the other dude.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
From because she kept back from him, you know, she
she more, she keeps secrets.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
So he's okay, Well, well, well okay, okay, then go
with that theory, you know, go with that theory and
see how that work out for you. Sometimes being parano
about stuff that you have no facts on it, it's
a waste of time. It's like, why are you're tripping
yourself out about something that you don't even have the facts.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
But uncle, if she lied about that, what he thinking
is she probably has some most skeletons, That's what it is.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Well, excuse me, but nephew, tourmy. Because you lie about
one thing, don't mean that you lie about everything.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well nothing when I lie, well nothing when I lie? No,
surely no, because.

Speaker 11 (25:27):
You usually have you know, when you tell one tell
another lie another life.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
But you I mean, I'm just saying this because you
lie about one thing, don't mean you're lie about all things. Now,
if you want to accept the parent no her, and
act on it, then go ahead. But the woman might
not have nothing to do with no other dude. She
called once a week. She in bad, She called her

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mama daily. How close once y'all before she went in.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Why not as close as he thought they were.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Why was you doing all this anyway? I mean, why
was she doing all this anyway? Something else is going on, bro,
And now you're thinking it's another dude in the picture.
When she went to jail for credit card fraud, she
didn't go to jail with an accomplish.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That was a dude.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
She went by herself. Maybe we need to see what
she was buying with the credit card. I mean, we
got hotels on it and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Yeah. See, you know, why don't we just letting mister
negativity here?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
He's a person's raised raising two daughters.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I'm talking about. I don't know how I became negativity.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
I'm negative. She just letting him ask all the little
negative asked questions so he can break up this family.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
All right, we're moving We're moving on.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I know you agree with him, Jay because you ignorant.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
So.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Understands.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Let's get to this one.

Speaker 11 (27:00):
Huntsville says, I'm fifty two and I recently met a
fifty five year old man on an online dating site.
He has never been married, and he is one adult child.
I am divorced and I have one child in college.
I bought a small house after my divorce, and he's
living in a one bedroom apartment. We both are teachers
and we're both Baptists. Other than that, we don't seem
to be on the same page. To be honest, I

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had hoped to meet a man that didn't still live
in an apartment. Am I focused on the wrong thing?
Should I get to know him anyway?

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Clo?

Speaker 6 (27:29):
I mean, you got every right to focus on what
you want to foc on day your priorities. If you
want a man that's a home owner fifty two, then
maybe that's one of your qualifications, and you can pass
up on a good man. If he ain't never been married,
maybe he ain't never had a reason by the house,
I don't know. Oh, he couldn't live with somebody. He
just said he ain't been married. You know, he ain't

(27:50):
leaving with nobody, you know?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, Well, thank you, Clo.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
You could ask mister negativity what he wanted to do
agat VERSI let everybody off, you know, let everybody just
break up.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
You're listening.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Morning show.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Right now, Steve?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
What does Jay have going on?

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
What is going on?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
This road trip or reenactment of everybody who's gonna be
taking a road trip this summer summertime. Time for a
bunch of people to get in the car and ride,
and it will sound something like this.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React. What
is it like when six grown people who work together
take a road trip? All right, everybody in bugle out?
All right, let me start the car. They're dinging right there.

(28:49):
Somebody ain't got their seat belt, I mine, all right,
all right, now we need a little driving music. Boy,
I like that. Did you hear what that hell from
Taylor Ships?

Speaker 8 (29:06):
She did her country version?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Almost didn't like that girl no more?

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Well, quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music.

Speaker 16 (29:19):
Like that.

Speaker 10 (29:20):
Come on, Kirk.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
Like, yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, What's what happened to me?

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
So we're not listening there listening to nothing. We ain't
listening to nothing.

Speaker 9 (29:33):
Hang silence, riding silence. Then let's just ride in silence.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
I just have a question, Yeah, well, boy, are we well?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
What you come for?

Speaker 10 (29:43):
You want to play a game?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Play? What game?

Speaker 17 (29:46):
Game?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
You know?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
We could sing the song ninety nine Bottles of Beer
that hell.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Can that's my cock?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Can we play that? You in the car?

Speaker 6 (29:56):
You own?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Can we can we get something to eat?

Speaker 6 (30:00):
You know what we just got in the car.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yes, to be quiet?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, oh it's hot in here. Can you turn to an.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
Air say this. I gotta say this. I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
What I got.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
The peek.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Said, damn it. Everybody else, get out to car. Just
open the damn con Wait wait, wait hey, wait a minute.
I'm your damn nephew up the door. No, everybody out,
I got I ain't everybody.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You're talking about you.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
As much as I hate packing it, I.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Hate get out the car. Give me there. If you
did pack, that's right, get out.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I just so I got a gun. Get out, name
is actually.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Shoot somebody gonna.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Get out to the car.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Get out, tell me get out, drunk out, joint out, colin,
Charlie out.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
I'm not walking in these heres.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You ain't got to walk. Take car.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
They don't push me now, don't push you right now.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
What happened now, that's all you.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Want to do is.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Musical.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
He just drove off, all right?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Tell me called uber.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
I can't believe I'm not walking. Believe he put us
off the car.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
This is supposed to be a fun road trip.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
He do nothing together?

Speaker 12 (31:32):
I know he better put them back up, lights on
to bring his hands back down.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Here is he making a right on the highway?

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Look, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, No, no, no, no,
I got I got it. I gotta say all no,
let me do this. Hold on, hold on, I got you.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I can't believe we're standing out here.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I got the back.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I'm home.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Here we go here we hold on?

Speaker 12 (31:56):
Yeah, I fixed, I fixed, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
You know you just left all us on the side
of the road.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Hello, hey, what.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
You left us on the side of the road.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
You're not coming back.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
I can see you.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We got girls with it, Thank you, say with you?
Take care of them. Okay, this car ain't coming back.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
There's ladies and heels out here that take the heels off.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
And be barefoot on the street.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
It was just way up after about four miles every flat.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
Can I say this, when we took our stuff out
the cart, that black bag that you are your money
in it, that bag is out here with us.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Time to let me have black Give me the black back.
Get the black back. We'll go a chance in the car.
We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If
I don't see the band, here go the bag. Throw
it in the window. I promise you if you just

(33:17):
throw it in the window, throw it in the window.
Time I got time.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I got to throw the bag. So y'all, don't pull
this trick again.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Throw the bag.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
And how about I open the bag and start counting
and see how much already know what's in there? Throw it.
Throw the bag in the window first. You know what,
we can actually buy a car with this bag.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Tommy, I love it. You know what going on.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Let's get to counting.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
It looks like a lot we've got. We've got one, two,
three before we've got five negroes on the side road
with a black bag. Look like it don't belong to him.
That's something shot anybody else up, I'm your ground waiting there.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Get the black ass on the ground.

Speaker 12 (34:08):
Shut up, we'll sing a group.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
You got one more time, No man, one more time,
no man, Get your black ass on the ground. You
everybody down on the ground. Now, Yeah, there's a warning. Shot.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
The next one goes in, you all right, hand me the.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Bag sat down? Hand me the bag? Is this the police?
You ain't got time of it? Hand me the bag.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Shot before. I don't want to go through that no more.
Somehow we can't do a damn thing together.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
We can't take a road trip.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
We ain't take a road trip at Oh you're listening
morning show. It is time now, guys, we're arounded. Would
you rather? This is the fourth of July Cookout edition. Okay,
so would you rather charcoal grill or gas grill?

Speaker 12 (35:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I want to come on.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I use I use lump charcoal, which is actually good.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Uh huh, I don't.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
I haven't used briskets in yet.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Why is she asking the cooking questions?

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Know what we're talking about?

Speaker 10 (35:25):
Attitude?

Speaker 9 (35:28):
We're cooking mean?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Would rather?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
She didn't know what she asked.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
To Charcoal?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Is coal or gas?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I want you shut up?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Beef ribs or pork ribs?

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Would you rather beef ribs or pork ribs?

Speaker 11 (35:47):
More food, Tommy, pork ribs, pork ribs, pork ribs.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
And pork And when you put it on open fire
and you buy and you expose them to charcoal with
uh wood chips is no longer pork anyway, it's just
what is. It becomes a new meat. It's called Bobby C.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
B O B B.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Why like Bobby Brown?

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Bobby b O B B. Why Bobby it's a whole
new meat. It ain't ain't even pork. No what I'm taking.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I don't really care for pork at all.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
But when I mean, I'm telling you, just go down
just like beef.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
All right, this is the would you rather Fourth of
July cookout edition? Flats or drums? When it comes to
chicken wing, you like the flats or you like the drumstick?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Which flat?

Speaker 12 (36:41):
You don't do that on the four? If you cook
the whole damn wing, you don't do you don't break.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
That up like that.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
You got two different.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's that's Super Bowl you talking about with flats and
drum This is the four.

Speaker 9 (36:55):
You cook the whole flat period.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, he is telling the truth.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Oh here is.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I like flats.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
I don't care what holiday it is?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
All right?

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Would you rather dry rub or lots of barbecue sauce?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You don't need sauce because because my my rub is
off the chad.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
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down best barbecue sauce in the world. In a bottle
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(37:38):
and the hot, and Lord have mercy to prepare yourself
for the best barbecue.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
To get an endorsement.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's better than Williams Brothers. And I thought that was better.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
One last one, One last one. Spades or Dominoes. Spades
are dominoes or either one.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
You can get hurt.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
Spade.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Oh, you got to go spades because more black people play.
That's some lady dominoes.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Now it's some later domo.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
All right, you're listening morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
get ready. We consulting an expert because we wanted to
know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here with his
breakup handbook.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
All right, theesus things that you need to have in
mind after the breakup. Most of this is for fellas
because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's
ugly out there.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Now. These are things from Steve.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Harvey's Breakup Handbook, How to act when you break up
all right. Now here's rule number one. You are allowed
only one drunk.

Speaker 9 (38:57):
Die.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You know how you call them up when you drunk?

Speaker 6 (39:01):
You only get to one and it sounds like something
like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Don't play with me? You know who me?

Speaker 9 (39:20):
Don't play with my emotions is me?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
You? You know who me is?

Speaker 9 (39:29):
How many you get one?

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Get one of them? All right?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Now here's the next rule. You are not allowed to
roll up.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
On your ex just cause you see the car parked
outside the club, the restaurant, or church.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Don't go one down.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
You can't do that ship we broke up here. I
can't go in there if I see the you can.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Know you can't roll up over.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Lo Now I gotta say you do with church later on,
but just stay that stay out right.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
You can't roll up on them.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Oh that she is.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm gonna go in now. Oh there he is. I'm
going in there.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
You can't do that car.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Look at.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Legend.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
All right.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
parties for at least four months.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Nobody else over there.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
You get to go to the.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Spot at least four months.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Keep it one hundred here's another one.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Okay, Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
You can listen to it, you can cry to it,
You're playing over and over, but.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
You can't send it.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
So I'm trying to move on.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
And I'm killing you.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Now listen to this, you.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
All all, y'all.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Stuff, all possessions is collected at one time and one
time on. Anything that's left behind will be thrown away
by both parties. You an keep coming over here.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Looking for stuff my red shirt. You can't keep coming
over here.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
I got comeing to you in the closet looking for
your tank top.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
It real?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
You ever hear the big one right here?

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama around.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
And you can't be friends with mama.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Come home, good one.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
He was trying to pick up some greens and you
in here talking rolling your eyes when I walk in
the door. Here's the next one. Okay, all parties, She
find a new church home.

Speaker 12 (42:15):
Yes, but yeah, yeah yeah together.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I love WI.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
All your friends should be divided up equally except the
ones you hate. You can have him another one. No
posting a new pictures?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Know, like her naked on him dressed up like the
damn easter Brook.

Speaker 10 (42:44):
The private.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
What about I'm gonna do I'm gonna finish this one
all about old naked pictures?

Speaker 11 (42:53):
All right, Well, nephew, tell me has the frank fall
coming up and we'll finish out seams break up rules
right after this.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 11 (43:05):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It's my strawberry letter for today.

Speaker 11 (43:10):
The subject he loves to mention his ex wife. Right now,
the nephew is here. Yeah, today's brank phone call?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
What you got for his nest? Hooking up at the daycare?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Really up.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
At the daycare? Run that if you would cat dog?

Speaker 12 (43:38):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach fred to.

Speaker 14 (43:43):
This is free and.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
You don't know me. My name is line Liney. I
know I wanted to call you. I've been looking for
trying to get your phone number actually for like about
the last about two weeks.

Speaker 14 (43:56):
Now what do you mean by number four?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
Baby?

Speaker 14 (43:58):
Can you get on with it? Because I'm on Luve
like I'm from Hear meet my lunch and I need
to come on with.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
Okay, Now is your your husband is uh?

Speaker 14 (44:08):
What is your name again?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
My name is Linni Line.

Speaker 14 (44:12):
Okay, and you asking about my husband? Now what about Yes,
that's my husband.

Speaker 12 (44:17):
See the problem I'm having, miss Freedom, is that I
look through my wife cell phone about two three weeks ago,
and I found out that this actual phone number belong
to your husband name, and he been text message.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
In her right down.

Speaker 18 (44:37):
Stop stop, stop, wait a minute.

Speaker 12 (44:39):
Because but see let me finish though he been text
messaging her different uh text message and stuff about he
wanted to meet up with her, and and how she
looked the other day, and stuff like this here but
then but then even worse than this here is he
you know done, send some some some pictures of himself

(45:00):
some naked pictures on the on the on the.

Speaker 14 (45:04):
Cell phone back. Please no, no, sir, not, I know
not because if anything, if he's texting anybody needs to
be an employer about a job. I know you're not
telling to me who is your wife? What's your name again?
What's your name?

Speaker 12 (45:19):
My name is Lennie, and my my my wife name
is My wife name is Denise, Denise.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Denise Denise.

Speaker 14 (45:29):
They ain't registering with me, don't. We pretty much have
an opera relationship where we kind of communicate, and I
don't know nothing about no Denise.

Speaker 12 (45:39):
Yeah, okay, do do your husband's last fold digits on
his phone is sixty eight twenty two?

Speaker 14 (45:48):
Yeah, that would be the last or digit.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (45:51):
See that's what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying to
call you, you know. I mean, I'm disappointed in my wife
because of these text messages and in these pictures and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
You know, I'm I'm the one.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
That's why I say, Okay, I need to call this
man wife right here and see what you know?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Do she even know it?

Speaker 14 (46:09):
I need you to waite a minute, back up and
be quiet for me to look here. Okay, der niece,
you're lining Okay, where they supposed to? Ad minute? What
what you know? Because we used to go everywhere again
when we go up, first of all, the don't work.
Let's let's go there. He does not work, Okay, So
I don't know where it is when he got when
he generally when he leaves the house went together. Where

(46:31):
did they meet?

Speaker 11 (46:32):
How?

Speaker 14 (46:32):
How did they meet? Two weeks ago? You say, because
I'm listening to you now, you got I don't know.

Speaker 12 (46:37):
I don't know if they meant two weeks ago. I'm
just I just found him in the cell phone two
weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Now.

Speaker 12 (46:45):
You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently
it must be doing the day while you're gone or
something I don't do.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I mean you you say you on your lunch break
right now?

Speaker 10 (46:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (46:55):
Uh huh? And where is your wife right now? Do
you know where your wife feels right now?

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Well, she supposed to be at work right now.

Speaker 14 (47:03):
And you know what, I just kind of he told
me he was gonna get in the tub. And when I
kind of back the tacondround, he used it, Okay, yeah, okay,
if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,
the baby, baby baby. See, yeah, where is your wife?
I need you to get We need to saw your wife. Bill.

Speaker 12 (47:20):
Well, see, my wife works at a uh at a No,
wait a minute. Do y'all have do y'all have kids?

Speaker 14 (47:28):
Yeah? Yeah, we got kids. And that's my problem. That's
why I'm so upset. I'm working all day. I get
up and soon in the morning to make sure I
got everything prepared for the whole day, got to get
the kids. And we have three kids, one two, and three.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah, okay, okay, is.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
He the one?

Speaker 12 (47:48):
Because see do he because my wife works at a
at a daycare?

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Do he drop him off at a daycare?

Speaker 14 (47:56):
Don't start your baby. He's getting deeper if I get
to this. What day care does your wife work at?

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Baby?

Speaker 14 (48:03):
Because I see, don't start me. Yeah he's dropping them off.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Okay, uh huh.

Speaker 14 (48:09):
If you tell me the baby, just tell me if
from I swear liney.

Speaker 12 (48:14):
Now she's been at this place called children's academy.

Speaker 15 (48:17):
You lie.

Speaker 14 (48:19):
You better not tell me this none working. It's want
they're supposed to be watching our kids.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
So you see, I'm.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
Already and see but see I'm already upsetting and been
upset about this here for the last I've been holding
it for the last two weeks.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to Dene.

Speaker 14 (48:38):
Why are you holding it? Why you should have been
called me?

Speaker 6 (48:42):
What the.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
When he get it? Let me tell you something. I
get up at four every morning and this I go.
I have to be the work for six thirty every
morning I get to that damn Housemi, our slave. They
did come on as slave for him. Try to make
said he feels good as a man. Although he's not working.
You know it wasn't this part. He got laid out.

(49:05):
But hey, I want him to feel good although he's
nocause you know y'all don't feel too good when you're
not work. So I wanted him to feel good. I
tell the kids, you know it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
But I bet you this got that something is my wife.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Don't be you know she's my wife.

Speaker 14 (49:22):
No wait a minute now, but wait a minute. See
I told you was ignorant, cause see you should have
been calling me long ago. Let me tell y'all you
eagnant too. See she's a burst of all because she
said she too. She said he raised that I'm not
a player game and with my house and he's sending
her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing up

(49:43):
no way, trust me, it ain't worth on. I was
just with him because he was a good man. I
guess mis dumb to. I was gonna ask you this
here because he's gonna ask what do you want to ask?
What can you ask me? You just told me this here.
It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes, that's what

(50:04):
I said. And this is the that's watching the twins
maybe we have twins. Do you hear me?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Can I say something else to you?

Speaker 14 (50:11):
I don't need you to say the thanks?

Speaker 6 (50:13):
I can I say one more thing?

Speaker 14 (50:15):
What do you need to say?

Speaker 12 (50:17):
This is nephew, tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
You just got prank by your husband.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Gerald.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
Let me tell you something got to there to be
pranking me. He needs to be trying to buy it.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
You know what.

Speaker 14 (50:39):
This is. I'm gonnaea to ship when I get home,
gets non working. I ain't cooking the night. Let's tell
the only thing that saves the situation it because first
of all, I'm a woman, so I want more information.
But the second thing is we need the job work.
I couldn't leave you word.

Speaker 12 (51:03):
I gotta answer you something, baby. What's badest radio show
in the lane?

Speaker 14 (51:09):
Definitely the Army? Remember what you know?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 12 (51:19):
Come on, y'all, Come on, Ma'm just a.

Speaker 14 (51:25):
Shock you play.

Speaker 10 (51:26):
I love though I love.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
You're stupid to you stupid to let me tell you man.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
The whole baby called me.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Yeah, yeah, see you stupid too, because that'd be yeah,
that's what.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I said, Denise.

Speaker 11 (51:45):
Uh, I ain't registering with me, Denise at the last
one bit.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Just wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
He ain't take a little naked picture. He ain't got
nothing to be showing. Oh, I guess I'm just stupid. Yeah,
it's both need that. It is las she needed.

Speaker 11 (52:08):
That coming up the Strawberry letter, Thank you Nephew. Subject
he loves to mention his ex wife. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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(52:30):
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Speaker 6 (52:40):
Buckle up and hold on. Time is what we have here.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's Strawberry lendin You're stupid, Thank you nephew.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
Subjects he loves to mention his ex wife. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm married to my high school sweetheart, but we have
only been married married for four years. After high school
we went our separate ways and he was married for
twenty years and had three kids with his wife. I
was married for thirteen years and I got a divorce

(53:11):
and was raising my two children alone. When I reconnected
with my high school sweetheart, we blended our families and
picked right back up where we left off in high school.
We have lots in common and we share a lot
of old friends and memories. The only problem I'm having
in the marriage is when my husband mentions how his
ex wife did things and he compares me to her.

(53:35):
He makes sure he always gives me credit as being
better than his ex but I need him to stop
mentioning her altogether. We were having a crab boil and
I peel the shrimp before adding them to the pot.

Speaker 10 (53:48):
He told me he.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Likes the shrimp peeled.

Speaker 11 (53:50):
He likes the shrimp peeled because Carol used to leave
the shell on. I don't need to know what Carol
did with her shrimp. It's a non and hurtful, especially
when he does it in front of others. Some of
his friends from his previous marriage are now my friends too,
and it's uncomfortable for them. If my husband mentioned his
ex wife in our conversation, I get that he spent

(54:14):
twenty years with a woman so he got used to
how she did things. But he and I need to
get settled into our own ways of doing things. He
overheard me talking to my son and I told him
he's the spitting image of his daddy. My husband later
told me that it sounds like I miss my ex husband.
Why can't he understand that's how I feel when he
talks about his ex. How can I get him to

(54:36):
stop bringing up his ex wife to me and others? Well,
if I were petty, you know, if I were like
a petty and vindictive person, I would just tell you
to mention your ex every time. He mentioned Carol, his
ex every time, and maybe even in the bedroom, although

(54:56):
I really wouldn't advise that one but me, you know,
on how petty you want to get here?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Okay, get patty, Petty, Betty, Patty, betty.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
You know you can make a context out of it
to see who could mention them the most. Okay, But
I'm not petty betty, So I say explain it to
him in a rational, calm way. You could start with
something like, you know, honey, remember when you overheard me
talking to my son to our son about how much
he looks like his dad.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Well, you told me.

Speaker 11 (55:28):
You know, you said it sounded like I missed my ex.
That's what you said, but that wasn't the case, you know.
But guess what, I understand what you meant by that completely,
because every time you mentioned Carol, your ex, I feel.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Like you're comparing me to her. And I think you
do that a lot.

Speaker 11 (55:48):
You were with her for twenty years, I get that,
so you became accustomed to the way she did things
so much so that it seems like you can't help
mentioning it every chance you get, especially when we're around
our friends. At least I said that to my son,
our son in private, when it was just the two
of us and no one else. I'm bringing all this
up because I don't think you realize how much you

(56:09):
mentioned Carol your ex to me.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
I mean, do you.

Speaker 11 (56:13):
Understand how that makes me feel? You're talking to your
husband now, Do you understand that? And I hope that's
what it is, that you just don't really get or
realize what you're doing, and not the fact that you
miss her like you accuse me of missing my ex.
So I'm saying all this to say, please, let's be mindful,

(56:33):
let's be conscientious of what we say to each other
and how we say things, how we speak to each other. Please,
we've been married for four years. We want this to
last a long time till death, so it's not to
cause any more hurt feelings or misunderstandings. We both have
moved on. Remember that's why we're together. That's how we
got together in the first place. Because we've moved on.

(56:54):
Let's leave the past in the past. We have to
do that, say something like that, Like I said, an irrational,
calm manner. Don't go tit for tat with them, you know,
unless you absolutely have to. But I wouldn't do that, But.

Speaker 8 (57:07):
Just remind him.

Speaker 11 (57:08):
Maybe he's you know, not thinking clearly enough, and you
got to remind him. But if you need to get
Patty Girl gone and get Patty Steve.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
See, wow, I'm in total disagreement with you.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Shall ah this letter don't call for all that I
think so.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Beautiful response, well thought out, everything like that. Here's the problem.
High school sweethearts. He was married for twenty years, had
three kids. He was married for thirteen hand two. Y'all
got back together, picked right back where we left off.
We got lots in commons. We share a lot of
old friends and memories. The only problem I'm having with

(57:52):
this marriage here is what the letter is about. It's
when my husband mentioned how his ex wife did and
he compares me to her. I have one question for him,
why is she your ex? The fact that he keeps
mentioning her. We've got to dig into why she is

(58:19):
the ex because if you miss her and you keep
mentioning her and you keep comparing you to her, maybe
he didn't want out, he just ended up out. Maybe
he's not mentioning her because he's just habit. Maybe it's

(58:41):
a longing. I don't know, but I have a couple
of ideas for you when we come back, because this
is crazy. Just keep mentioning her name.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Carol?

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Steve? He told me, like shrimp peel, Carol used to
lead the shells on.

Speaker 11 (59:02):
Well that part two of Steve's response coming up in
twenty three minutes after the.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Hour, subject he loves to mention his ex wife. We'll
get back into it right after this.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters,
subject he loves to mention his ex wife.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
This man keep bringing up his ex wife to his
carried wife. Your husband mentioned how his ex wife did
stuff and he compassed me to her. Now he makes
sure he give you credit though, for being better than
his ex. But I need him to stop mentioning it.
Haul together. Here was a good example. We having a

(59:44):
crab bare crab boil, excuse me having a crab boil.
I peeled the shrimp before adding them to the pot.
He told me he likes to shrimp peel because Carol
used to lead a shell on. I don't need to
know what Carol did. See well, here is just surely

(01:00:08):
say get petty. I disagree with it, but he is
a free one if you have to. He told me
he liked the shrimp peel because Carol used to leave
it on the shell. Then your response should be Harol
always liked him off the shell, and that's why I
figured you would too.

Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
That's petty sometimes, all right, Well let me try it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
It's annoying and hurtful, especially when he do it in
front of others. Some of his friends from the previous
marriage are now my friends too, and it's uncomfortable for them.
If my husband mentioned that his ex wife and our conversation,
if he is uncomfortable for them, if he mentions his
ex wife and our conversation, Sureley saying, mention yours too. Okay,

(01:00:55):
Sureley says something that the man would say about a
woman in the conversation with a group of friends, and
I'll give you her response.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Oh, that's how you wear in your hair.

Speaker 11 (01:01:04):
Oh, I like to better when Carol, Carol, when she
wore a hair, she used to have the bangs kind
of swooped to the side.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Well, I wear my hair like Carol Mama.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
That's how I go to That's how I just started
right there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Try another one, Carol.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Oh you got on those shoes. Oh Carol used to
wear red bottoms.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Well you know, I get some red red bottoms, but
you don't wear they don't come in your size. I
don't know who I insulted on that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
What you say.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
You got too deep?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
I just try to hurt somebody. Okay, Now, who were
in my shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
You're the husband who always compares his wife to wife.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
No, you're doing the husband, and I'm showing her how
to come back.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Okay, So you okay, now go okay. Yeah, So I'll
just do the same one. Those aren't red bottoms. Carol
always wore red bottoms, my ex Carol.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Yeah, well Carol must have had more money because you're broke.
Ask I'm down here pay less.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
You're supposed to bring in her ex husband.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Go ahead, Okay, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
What are these pancakes or waffles? Because when Carol cooked them,
I could always tell the difference.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Hell it never made hell no difference what I did
because I was naked cooking both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, now you're getting your legs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Come on now, I'm ready. Okay, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:03:05):
All right, let's let's go see You want to go
see that a comedy. Harold and I always liked, you know, thrillers,
shoot them up, stuff like that, murder mysteries, gangster stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Yeah, like me and Harold like Poro. So we're gonna
watch a little punk ass movie. You and Carroll, you
watch me and Hale was in here doing a table top.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Wow, have you gained a little weight?

Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
Carol has that same outfit and she it fit her
really nicely, you know, I like the way it fit
her butt.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
It's kind of I don't know, because Harold kept all
my dresses on top of my butt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
So I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Yeah, so I don't even know if mine was fitting
it now you know?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Hell so crazy. Oh that's what kind of car you have,
because you know Harold, you know he had a g Wagon. Carol,
I mean, Carol had a g wagon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Well, Hall, Hal had a herse.

Speaker 10 (01:04:30):
Don't you forget it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Shot.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
He was doing me so hard, he was killing me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I just crawled up in the back and he drive
me to work.

Speaker 11 (01:04:41):
So oh so we're going on vacation, honey after COVID okay,
oh uncommercial? Oh we always went on private, but okay.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
We must go commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
She knew pilots and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Oh carro all did well. Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Maybe I should have married Carol?

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Yeah you did post your comments on today Struwberry Letter.

Speaker 11 (01:05:19):
Yeah, you gotta get petty with this when you do
post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
f M on Instagram and Facebook, and please check out
the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
We're in the middle of.

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
This segment called I'm Becoming My Parents and Jay and
Steve Harvey are letting us know that they're saying things to.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
Their same thing.

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
We haven't come up with nothing. You got scratch that wall?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Scratch you betta say it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Does that mean no?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Scratch that wall?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
They play right?

Speaker 9 (01:06:00):
How about this?

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
I don't know if it could be done, but I
damn there got beat to it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
What I thought it was gonna come up?

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
I will beat all all the black office.

Speaker 13 (01:06:11):
That.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
I will be all the black know we can go down.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
You're standing in that refrigerator. Don't like your walk, so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
I like, I got how's the time.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Living on that?

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
No, you got to get in and get out.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Jack. Somebody needs to tell me while all these lights
is on, I need to know that that is me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
That's my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I need know.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
Wow, all these lights is on again.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
We're becoming our parents.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yeah, I'm tired cart Julian.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Yeah, okay, this this is dedicated to color.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, this is Pat Boltner's love.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
If you can hunt me, you can hear me.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Yes, you're about to make me cry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
If you can't hurt me, you can't hear me.

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
Oma.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Oh this is one and Lee Brom's special. So my
Mama's the heavy, little heavy, you know, little.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Heavy on the stocky side.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
So this is how pattern. Don't make me run after you.
She couldn't run anyway, but don't make me run after you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
You know you didn't want that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Let me gonna walk back here and take this because
it ain't gonna be nice.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
This one is dedicate to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen. Sit down.
Everyone has seen you and you do it too much.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
You do it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:19):
Putting on show here up on that that line.

Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
We're becoming our parents.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
Definitely becoming our parents.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
All right, we'll be.

Speaker 11 (01:08:27):
Right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
All right, guys, it is time Steve for comedy roulette.

Speaker 10 (01:08:40):
You ready, Jay explain it again.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
Let me break this down. We have new listeners who
don't have any idea what we're doing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
Comedy.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Very simple. Give us five subjects, five anything you want.
Put them on the wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. Well stop,
just fun. Spun it around as in to be spun around,
as in spin.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
That's totally different. Right now, spun it around. Hit stop.
We'll do the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Here we go, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:09:08):
Number one things you say to yourself when you're mad
at someone, Like number two, you know it's time to
go to the store.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
When dot dot DoD.

Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Number three stuff you don't like to watch, but you
watch it anyway to keep them happy.

Speaker 10 (01:09:25):
You know we all know about that or him whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Number four.

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
Number four, you know she's not coming back. When okay,
number five, people who never chip in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Come home.

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Let's go kat, let's be.

Speaker 11 (01:10:00):
Whoa it came on?

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
Number one.

Speaker 11 (01:10:02):
Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.
To you yourself when you're mad at someone.

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
Oh, here's some things you say to yourself when you
mad at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time,
but the next damn time, Oh, it's gonna be hell
up on me. Hell it's gonna be hell.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
This is one I always say to myself when I'm
mad at other people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
I'm trying not to go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Jail, and I'm doing my best.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Say I'm doing my best right now, I'm trying not
to go to jim.

Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
You're really mad.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
No, no, no, you're mad.

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Coordinates everything, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
That's all right, drink that water, then I put up
in that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Drink That all right?

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.

Speaker 17 (01:10:57):
Steve, go ahead, you better go ahead on now, Jesus,
that's all that is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord,
please work with me, Jesus to work with any please, Father, Father,
take me down so I don't kill them.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
That's why I always say that I'm always mad somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
It's just something you said before to somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
That's why your ass broke.

Speaker 11 (01:11:38):
Now, that's where you broke, right and hurt.

Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
That hurts you say it to yourself, you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
That's that's that's why I got another woman though.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
That's right here. I ain't got toping. This is tough.
You say to yourself, which.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Your stupid.

Speaker 14 (01:12:11):
Sound, Just like did you say that it was too
good jumps but it was long?

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
Oh my god, I thought my mama was talking to me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
Things you say to people when you're mad at him yourself?
Just g ahead and die.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Don't get about hill about.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
All right? Come on?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Take it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
No, no, no, you do.

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
Okay, I got Let's tell you this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
It says a lot my family.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I'm calling crime stop.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
They gonna get a tip today.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
You will.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, so glad that ain't bout that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
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Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
What if you on this ship. I'm trying to get
his horn done.

Speaker 18 (01:13:24):
This is still four for July beginning, which means fire woods,
which means somebody will sit the fire, somebody will lose
a dumb somebody will somebody will set in hair on
fight and yes, believe it or not, somebody will stick.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
A firecracker up there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
I'm not louding, I'm not mean enough.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Somebody will stick a firecrack up there and blow that
up to The song is dedicated to those books do
that with firecrackers what they're.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Doing, but you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Know the done sitting in the hot and I do
love the dangers.

Speaker 16 (01:14:04):
On the sad Talma sulfi FiOS inside succiny.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
Of last mok up that dj it happens that don't
stopping all for last.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Staining rich.

Speaker 16 (01:14:26):
Eating Thats cool to hot Babyson in their bad in ths.

Speaker 15 (01:14:33):
And house as to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
See No listen to the.

Speaker 16 (01:14:41):
FIA sides.

Speaker 15 (01:14:58):
Okay, look out, don't take your records. Okay, I gotta
like it though, even.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Though you're listening.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
Morning Show, it is time now, guys for a rounded
would you rather. This is the fourth of July Cookout edition? Okay,
so would you rather charcoal grill or gas grill?

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
Come on now, I want to come on. I use
I use lump charcoal, which is actually going I don't know.
I haven't used briskets in there. Why is she asking
the cooking questions? Know what we're talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Attitude?

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Talking?

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Would you rather what she asked?

Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
Or gas?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
I shut up?

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
Or ribs?

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
Would you rather be pork ribs?

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
More food?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Tommy, pork ribs?

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Pork ribs, pork ribs and pork and when you put
it on open fire and you buy and you expose
them to lump charcoal with uh wood chips, is no
longer pork anyway? What is is because the new meat
is called Bobby cut.

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
D O B B white like Bobby Brown.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
Bobby d O B B. Why Bobby King. It's a
whole new meat. It's it ain't even walk no more, kay, because.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I don't really care for pork at all.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Uh huh, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Just go down just like beef.

Speaker 11 (01:16:45):
All right, This is the would you rather fourth of
July Cookout edition?

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
Flats or drums?

Speaker 11 (01:16:51):
When it comes to chicken wing, you like the flats
or you like the drumsticks, which flat.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
You don't do that on the four.

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
If you cook the whole damn wing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
You know, still you don't break that up like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
You got.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Stuff that's that's Super Bowl you talking about with flax
and drumming.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
This is the four.

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
You cooked the whole like flat, period.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Yeah, he is telling the truth, he is.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
I like flats. I don't care what holiday it is,
all right?

Speaker 11 (01:17:20):
Would you rather dry rub or lots of barbecue sauce?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
You don't need.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Sauce because my my rub is off the chape now.
If you're going to do a sauce jen Ira j
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best barbecue sauce in the world in a bottle and

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Ira dot com barbecue sauce. Part of the mild, the medium,
and the hot and Lord Hammers. To prepare yourself for
the best barbecue. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
To get in a endorsement.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
It's better than Williams Brothers. And I thought that was
all right.

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
One last one, one last one? Spades or dominoes. Spades
are dominoes?

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
Oh either one? You can get hurt. Spade, Oh you
gotta go spades because more black people play. But there's
some later dominoes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Now it's latest.

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
All right, we'll be back at forty nine minutes after
the hour to close out the show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
In our last break of the day, right after day.

Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
All right, Steve, here we are our last break of
the day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
It's the last break up the day.

Speaker 16 (01:18:37):
Yes it is.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
It's been a good day though, a good day.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
Oh you weren't.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
No, we're so used to it now today I know. Okay,
we're so used to it now. Don't spoil us and
then try to take it away.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Well, Jay started, and then he forgot how I did? Yeah?
What started?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
It's the last break of the day. That's what you're
old now, Jay?

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Jay?

Speaker 10 (01:19:04):
That doesn't move us?

Speaker 11 (01:19:05):
But it's been a good Thursday, good Thursday. Yeah, look
forward to Friday and.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Let me do this.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
You know, I try to say things that are encouraging
the people in my clothes remarks to give you some uplift.
But what I want to tell you about is in
your climb to success.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
And in your.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Desire to become happy and whatever success is to you,
It doesn't matter to me. Everybody has to define it
for themselves, just like everybody defines happiness for themselves. But
if you're trying to build something, if you're trying to
get yourself together, if you're trying to go places, I

(01:19:57):
want to just put a couple of things in your head.
You've got to be conscious of the people that you
surround yourself with. You know, you've all heard the old
saying birds of a feather flock together. Association brings on participation.
This is just the bottom line truth. Somebody told me

(01:20:20):
one time. They said, Steve, name your five closest friends.
Saw I named them. Then he said, describe them as people.
And I described them and he said, thank you. He said,
now I know what I need to know about you.
I said, what do you mean by that? He said,

(01:20:41):
If you name your five closest friends, and then you
describe your five closest friends, you have just given me
an overall description of you because you pick. You actually
get to choose your friends, and you choose your friends
for qualities that you like about them. You become friends

(01:21:02):
with people because you have so many things in common.
You don't have friends where you have nothing in common.
You wouldn't pick them as your friend, would you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
No, you wouldn't. And so what happens is in that
experiment he gave me, I said, wow.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
So I started really taking inventory and started thinking about
the people that were around me, and I discovered something, man,
that was some people around me that really weren't good
for me. See, somebody sent me this one time. He said,
A dead battery can't jump a dead battery. You gotta
get away from people who can't charge your spirit when

(01:21:39):
you need a jump. Uh oh, a dead battery can't
jump a dead battery. Get away from people who can't
charge your spirit when you need a jump. How many times, man,
have you needed some uplift? How many times have you
needed a word of encouragement and the person you turn

(01:22:01):
to had nothing for you but more of the same.
You need some new people. You can't build an empire
when you surround yourself with bulldozers waiting to tear you down.
Surround yourself with people who will give you bricks and

(01:22:23):
mortar and build a foundation for success. You got to
really get conscious of the people that surround you, because
I'm telling y'all, man, they play a role in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
As long as.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
They're around you and you are welcoming them in, they
play a role in your life. And you may not
even have paid it any attention. But little bit by
little bit, they either take a piece or they add
a piece. So you've got to pay attention who's around you,
because you can't build an empire when you surround yourself
with bulldos, bulldozers waiting to tear you down. Surround yourself

(01:22:56):
with people who give you bricks and mortar and build
a foundation for success. Check it. Just run a check, y'all.

Speaker 12 (01:23:04):
Just do this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Just just run inventory.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Take a close look at the people you're associating yourself with.
And sometimes, man, you just stay friends with people just
a little bit too long, just a little bit too long,
because some people have stopped being your friend a long
time ago. But you're such a committed person, you're such
a loyal person that you stay loyal to them long

(01:23:33):
after they stopped being loyal to you. Somebody used to
work for me taught me a valuable lesson, and I
never forgot it. He said, Oh gee, loyalty has an
expiration date. I was telling this to my wife one
time at Marjorie. She didn't like that, said she seek,
I don't like when you say that, And we were

(01:23:55):
talking and talking to it, and so there was a
few years went by. The other day I was talking.
She said, you know what's Toeve, I finally understand what
you're saying. You're not saying that your loyalty has an
expiration date. What you've been trying to tell me is
people that I'm trying to stay loyal to have oftentimes

(01:24:18):
stopped being loyal to me. But because I'm a kind person,
I've tried to stay loyal to them when they're loyal
to for me expired a long time ago. I said,
that's all I'm saying. I'm not talking to everybody. I'm
telling you as a warning, be conscious of the fact
that loyalty has an expiration date, and it usually ain't you,

(01:24:44):
it's usually somebody else. Take an inventory, make sure all
the people who once were loyal are still loyal. Make
sure that everybody in your life that's a battery can
charge you up when your spirit needs a jump. And
make sure to the people around you that you're trying
to build an empire around are not actually bulldozers trying

(01:25:05):
to tear you down. Those are my closing remarks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Y'all have a great day.

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