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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given a.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
The Milicon bus buss.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
Steve listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Show to.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yah, Yeah, Joy, you gotta you.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Know you love you.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Gonna turn.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You got to turn the mouth the turn you probably
got to turn mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Turn out the word of the mono. Look, come.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody, y'all listen to the voice. Come on, dig
me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Man o man o man grateful for it comes through
a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I

(02:18):
was gonna have to be this responsible. You know, Can
I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally
I had gotten on track and was able to see
a way to even pursue my dream. It has been
a long, a long trip that I've been on, and
I've gone through so many phases of it. It is

(02:41):
rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm
saying is this, let me let me put it together,
because I got so much running through my head right now.
You know, it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but
there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some

(03:01):
people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal,
that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process.
If you have found what it is you want to
do and you strike out on that journey, please understand

(03:22):
you are far more blessed than the average person.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
To know what it is you really want to do.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
To find your work in life, your purpose, to find
out what direction you want to go in is such
a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and
talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track.
And it'd be some people that you looking at you
think God it going on because of their appearance, their swagger.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
look like it.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
the average parson man does not know what their purpose is,
has not discovered what they want to do, and have
no idea how to get there. If you are on
the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
if you have an idea of what you want to be,

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and you are on your way there, you are truly
blessed and in that blessing. You must recognize it as
a blessing. You must recognize the fact that you are
on the right side, and that there should be a
sense of accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you

(04:38):
that you are on track to accomplish your goal. See
what used to happen was sometimes I used to keep
my nose so on the grindstone that I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Even look up and realize.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to get here,
but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see what you've
done so far? Can't you find just some joy in
the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy
of a blessings God has given us because we looking
at the end talking about I ain't there yet?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
You on your way.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
I'm gonna give you an example. I had a friend
who told me that they wanted to be a millionaire.
And they asked me some questions and I told them,
so they started the process, And I am telling you,
this dude works extremely hard. So about a year later

(05:32):
we were talking. He had found this business, he had
set his goal, and he was working towards it. Then
about two years later I ran up into him again.
We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man,
really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this
is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made

(05:54):
that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
just keep at its coming. He said, Man, keep at it.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Man.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
I've been grinding so long. Man, Its just it ain't
happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
hold on. I said, about how much you making.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right now a year?

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
About two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, man,
do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
your family was about to get put out. Two years
ago you done bought a house. Yeah, man, but this

(06:48):
ain't the house. I really won't. Oh, oh, partner, whoa
I got that? I got that the house you really
won't make Mike car fired eight million. I don't know,
but man, y'all got house, you making a payment, you
drive it. You ain't out no more. I said, old man,
you got to stop. I said, you got to stop.
I said, man, because right now, man, you you coming across.

(07:08):
That's real ungrateful to me. And so he said, man,
why are you tripping like that?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Man?

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
but you? I said, whoa man, where are you going
with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you.
I just came to you and asked you how you doing.
And I'm trying to point out to you that the
journey that you started on, that you are on your way,
and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure

(07:34):
in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
ain't made a million yet.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You on your way.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
You done went from he dog. This dude was making
fifteen thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a
million dollars in two years? Man, come on, man, can't
you see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
about nothing to me because I ran up into him
a year and a half later. How you doing, man, Man,

(08:02):
I sure wish i'd appreciated my life when I had
it like that, I said, what you mean, had it
like that?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Man?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Just fell on some hard times? Man, right back where
I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again. First,
you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking

(08:31):
at the fact that you might have to start over,
and you know how hard it is to start over.
Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
to handle it your way? Go ahead and handle it.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because he will let you have it your way.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Can I tell you that he will let you do
it exactly the way you want to it because he
gives us all the power choice. So then maybe he said, okay,
you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it, like the
favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken too long,
I'm gonna let you do it your way. I'm not
gonna turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let
you do it your way.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Just just say.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Maybe he said that, and now he right back where
it was. So what I tried to get the young
cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
it is. Because, like lif Jenny's got that song that
he got out off this album. Still, I still believe
it could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
What's on your mind now, folks, If you are on

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that side of life where you have figured out what
you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
gonna be all right. Success takes a.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Measure of time. It is not easy. If success were easy,
everybody would be successful.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are here today gathered for
the radio show.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
This is not a game.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
This is a contest. Anybody can win it. You can
get your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one, all
for one, All Ye who come? You are blue ribbon candidates.
Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do you want
a blue ribbon in?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Today?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
That's the question, Shirley, what do you think you could
qualify to.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Get a blue ribbon in just the way I do
the show, the way I run the show?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Call it? What do you think you could get a
blue ribbon in the way I direct the show?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Now let's begin the ignorance, Junior, what do you think
you could get a blue ribbon?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I could get a blue ribbon in animal sounds?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
See yah, Jay? What do you think you could get
a blue ribbon.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
In ignis from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming
straight ignorant.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Out of nowhere?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Nephew, Tommy, share with us what you could get a
blue ribbon in that you have probably already had.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Thousands the seriousness of stupidity. I bring it to a
whole other level.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I
take offense with what you did, because on the show
I do animal noises I do.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
You can't change your hands.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
You don't do, you don't do, but want he doesn't
do animal noises, animal noises on the show.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, okay, stop stop stop stop stop. Sureley do a kangaroo?
What happened to this?

Speaker 11 (12:04):
Can?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, Shirley do a gorilla?

Speaker 12 (12:07):
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, Shirley not do a chim panzine.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
She's good at that, man, She's really good. That was Caesar.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now now who was that one? Who was that Shelley?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Yeah, that was Shirley man, that was that was her
best one. Watched her kill this one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay,
Shirley do a sheep? Okay, Shelley, Shelley chary.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
A p.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Orc is just high a spell. It don't sound like.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, like I didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
You just pronounced the word. We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Sureley sounds after this all morning the talent and we
didn't even know she did animal sounds.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Go to the jumble when we come back.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You're listening.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Morning show.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
It's time now to start your morning off with the nephews.
He runs that prank back, nephew, what do you have
for us this morning?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Deep into the classic archive.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
All right, this right here is this home run here
to this the park, this Barry Bonds right here.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
This is Raymond in the closet.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
This is the greatest prank all time. This is Steve
Harvey's number one rank. Raymond in that damn claw.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Let's go, cat dog.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me? You're badly
w this Raymond? Now speak up. I can't hear you.

Speaker 11 (14:28):
Who this is?

Speaker 13 (14:29):
Raymond?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Now speak up? I can't hear you.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Who is this Raymond?

Speaker 13 (14:33):
Raymond?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yes, what's up? What's up?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Man?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
What's up?

Speaker 13 (14:43):
Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
I'm in the holoor hold on, hold on, man, damn,
I badly can hear what you're saying.

Speaker 13 (14:50):
Somebody that what somebody be broken the house?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Why they are you whispering?

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Because they in the house right now.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
I'm wit minute, wait a minut. You saying somebody that
broken the house and they steal in there.

Speaker 13 (15:03):
Somebody I'm broke in the house.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I'm in the house.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that
broke it to your damn house and they still in there. Yes,
what are you doing? Seeing nothing there? Why you ain't
count the police.

Speaker 13 (15:16):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get somebody.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
To hold on, hold on, don't I don't know what
to do. Now you're saying, somebody in the house, in
your damn house right now?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
All the stuff?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Okay, where you live at? Where you live at I'm
on thirty sixth Street because I'm at thirty two and
a half.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Hold on after the call it? Lord?

Speaker 6 (15:42):
No?

Speaker 11 (15:42):
Wait wait, wait.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Wait wait man, you know what what Wait a minute,
don't go to please you send your to the hose,
somebody to know to kill you? And you talking about
you don't want the morest it.

Speaker 13 (15:54):
We shot some illegal stuff in the house.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Don't call nobody them in a wait. Wait now you
saying hold on, You saying don't call the damn law.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
You have.

Speaker 13 (16:08):
Got it it liquor the house.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
Do it?

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
What you go? Man?

Speaker 11 (16:18):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
This is bad?

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Don you know what?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
You'll see your something there. That's probably why they're in
the house. Now you just set your stup in the house.
Gots who in there and there that's I guarantee you
that what you what you got in there? You know what, man,
let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
best thing to do, even though the people in your

(16:43):
house right now you need to jump and let me
call it. Man, you need to let me call the
damn law, because I'm gona tell you right now, my dad,
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man,
I'm gonna you will stay down now. I'm gonna tell
you that I get called the law. I'm gonna call
hold on, I get my wife to call right now.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Don't call him. Please, don't call him because there's too
much illiquis done done.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Man.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
But I'm gonna tell you something honestly. I can't do it,
think cause I ain't for to go down now. Now
I'm gonna tell you something I could just foods and
the pretend to know even call the damn last. You
know what, man, looking here, Doc, I want to be
honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna go down there.
I'm gonna tell you right down now, you know what.
The first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I
ain't gonna take my down there. First of all. They
may be tapping my damn line and I ain't got

(17:37):
to do with this. You're gonna get I could call
him now one one they just look for and call him.
But you know what, You're finna get your kid down
now and they don't know who you are.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I ain't gonna stay on the phone so they can
find out. Please, you know what nor sense doing call.
I ain't getting that man, You're much good damn fool
ain't to get it out one So I'm gonna tell
you what you can do. I called a law I
for they have my wife right now. You know what.
You may not like it now, but you appreciate me
later because you know when you fore get your monkead
wait a.

Speaker 13 (18:10):
Minute, just west, but I think damntside.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Man, you know this to come crazy? God, you just
set your up. I'm gonna tell your sup for one't
up to talk about my cousin. Damn law, damn fool.
You gotta keep you on my hats in that closet.
I'm gonna kill you right now. You're a damn fool.
You walk outcause i'ma tell you not. They sure gonna

(18:35):
kill your stupid say you know what. I ain't gonna
lie to you.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Man.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
in law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't going
to jump it down myself. No, my damn family over
your rounded is the only thing I could do. I
can help you out in one way. I can call
the law now. My wife gotta sell phone. What you
want me to do?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
You get me too much to be a damn I'm
I ain't going down. I ain't going you know what? Man?
Look look, I can't get it in there and my
wife and not of the counter police. I'm gonna tell
you right now. They could have come you can you
can you hear me? I can hear you? Sh shut
damn mouth, shut up? Shut him? Can you shut your

(19:20):
damn mouth right now?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Shut out? I don't know when that why don't shoot
the sh don't peek out that damn dough.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Can I say something?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Man?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
You need to shut your damn host.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
This his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You know what, you just got pranked by man?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Y'all win?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Dare you god brother y'all some dirty.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I do?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Damn well, man, nog you just got pranked by your
boy wind damn man.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Now I'm sweating like hey, up in this damn hall
with drawns old man, you set up here. I want
to play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm
sweating like here.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Why are you sweating?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
He was for the do because I damn sure no
one should have come down to the house. That's the show.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
I know you weren't coming to the ho. I heard
it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what.
He ain't coming to get me.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Man. I'm sit here right now, Man, I might need
to take off for work. Board here.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
They be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
that other that nephew Tommy with his crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You come down there, shut.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
We love the classic Nephew.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
We'll be back.

Speaker 8 (20:55):
We're going to ask the clo coming up.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You're listening.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Morning show all right now, Steve.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
Time for us the CLO chief love officer in the building.
This one is from Harold and Newark, New Jersey. Harold writes,
I'm a thirty nine year old divorced man dating a
thirty three year old single mother. We started being intimate
recently and it's the best I've had in a long time.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
The only problem is.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
The only problem I have is her six year old
son that she brings on all of our dates. Now,
I like her son and I don't mind him tagging
along at times, but not always. I have offered to
pay for a sitter, but she doesn't trust anyone because
of COVID. We have offered to we have to sneak
around the house to have sex because her child has
no boundaries. It's been a year, so.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Can I set the boundaries?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Well, you're going to have to talk to her about it.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
I think you're going to have to bring up the
subject about it that you know, because now one thing
about it?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Did children come with the women?

Speaker 6 (21:59):
So they ain't no, you know, And I appreciate you
offering for a babysitter, but because of COVID, she.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't want to do it.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
So understandable, understandable, But you're gonna have to bring up
the subject, and y'all gonna have to find something to
work through this.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I don't know if she has a relatives she trust
or something like this.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
All what you can do is you can order rapid
COVID tests now, and you can test your babysitter or
your loved one and leave them with the child. You
got to do something because you can't. The relationship won't
flourish without private time.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Hard to build it.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, women you were dating with kids brought their kids.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Brought everything has happened to me. So how do I
want to talk about it? Is because we'll be faced
with I had so much ago in my regged ass.
That's why I don't think I'll ever tell the real
Steve Harvey story. I'm just I just leave mine on sit.

(23:01):
Everybody don't need a bowel pic and I just think
I'm just one of them. People need to just let
it go over.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
Came out with one.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Now I'm gonna have to cause it's gonna be carty
because I'm gonna have to lead all time. I'm gonna
have to lead too much stuff out, man, and then
I'm old, Yeah, and then I'm old. So you know,
you can't like, you know, my medical records at for
a city got burned down when the hotel got burned
down with no damn computers.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh man, so anything for fifteen I ain't even here
what happened? Also? All right, yeah, all my medical records
is go. They can't find dental charge nothing.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
We're moving on.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
Coleman in Peoria, Illinois says I'm a happily married man
and I continue to work Monday through Thursday. One of
my wife's closest friends is my coworker, and she's working
the same hours and days as I do.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Now.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
We talked about carpooling and alternating weeks when we would
drive and talk to my wife about it, and she
forbid me to do it. She said her friend should
have come to her and asked for permission. It has
created friction in their friendship, and I don't understand what
my wife's problem is.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
What's wrong with sharing our ride to work?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Sir?

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Sir, you've formed a friendship with your wife's closest friend.
Y'all is set up and contrived. Y'all gonna start riding
to work together. We know what you're doing, though, but
ain't nobody come to the wife. We know your girlfriend

(24:44):
should have came. Her girlfriend should have came and said
something to it. Now it's creating friction between now and
why you think that is.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Though he has no idea what his wife's problem is.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
That's so dog, So dog, let me ask you a question.
You and your wife and your best free and work together.
Then your wife come home and go. Hey, me and
Harold go start riding and work together. Oh okay, so
we know what you.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Harold.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Yeah, see how you like that?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah? That's all you got to do?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Bro, all right, sure, all right.

Speaker 10 (25:26):
Candy and Memphis says, my son's father got married in January,
but we still mess around whenever he's had too much
to drink.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
I like to think he still has feelings for me,
but I know it's the vodka.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
What bothers me is that my son has seen him
in my bed overnight, and it could be confusing for him.
He has not met his daddy's wife yet, so he's
only seen me with his daddy. He's four years old,
and he's going to be confused by all of this.
Is it his daddy's job to explain to our son
why he's still sleeping over at our house or mine?

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Don't.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
I don't see how this is a problem that you
would write me and surely about I really, I don't
really give a damn I really done. You know. See, seriously, sisters,
you want to think that he still has feelings for you,
but you know it's only when he been drinking.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Let's not blame the alcohol for every damn thing.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Maybe he's still seeing you because you want him to
see you and you let him sleep with you. What
difference do it make? Who explain it to the four
yeo when both y'all dead?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Wrong?

Speaker 6 (26:39):
So what is the conversation gonna be about? Because the
four year old ain't met his new wife yet? And
you know that little that little, that little boy gonna
say something one time when he do it, you ain't.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
My mama, And it is confusing for the four year old.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah, you're damn right, and it's gonna be so confusion
that he gonna see clarity from everybody involved.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You, the husband and a new wife.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
And you know this. So stop playing this game because
you know what you're doing, right, that's right. You want
him to be confused, hell cause you confused. Yeah, it's
confusing to us, we will tell you and we couldn't grown.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Sean in Los Angeles says, I'm forty years old and
my wife and I.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Have been married for three years. She's forty two.

Speaker 10 (27:32):
She has two children from her second marriage, and I
have one son from my first marriage. I recently met
her first husband. He wished me luck because he said
I married a cheater. He said they were married four
months she cheated, so he divorced her. I have no
way of knowing if he's a liar or if this
is true. Should I ask her about.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
It or let it go?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
What kind of conversation you have is with her ex
about your current No, he's shady and you shaddy. I
wish you would come on me and say something like that,
knock your ass, not kill mucket ass?

Speaker 8 (28:08):
Right, I Seelo, we gotta go.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You're listening.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Now. It's normal for.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
People, you know, to get nostalgic about things from their past.
A lot of us do that, Like the Slinky, remember
that toy, the Walkman, Remember the Walkman? Arcade games and
even suits and hats for men, Remember pac Man and
all that?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Sorry and yeah, I still play pac man, I can't
play the new games. They too complicated. I can't play
none of the sports game like NBA Live or Madden Football.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I don't know what the why the heck a b
they jumped the ad they roll, I can't do that.

Speaker 10 (28:54):
Or or you know what about being nostalgic about how
you raise your kids, you know, with discipline and all that,
things like common courtesy, like manners.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Things like that. Yeah, the wage to come back?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You're gonna get a whooping? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, did you?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm telling you gonna get a whooping.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Your kids growing up? What I'm asking?

Speaker 10 (29:21):
Still?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah? Why do you think they ain't in jail?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You saved them?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
None of my kids got it like I got it.
I ain't, man, But our.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Parents before us really got it too. But we got it.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
I think we were the last of the kids that
got serious beat downs.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
My kidst generation.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Well some more.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I really I really pledged myself. Yeah, iledged.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
So what Fride is in?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
They ain't cues, but they could.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
What has happened?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
They could go ahead get it? They could they can
technically they should actually be it.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But I Jewish manners were more prominent like they used
to be.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I mean you know what I'm really proud of though.
I think all of my kids are very very manner.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Manners are important.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
You just ain't she used.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, she's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
She is daddy, you know, great kids being on your.

Speaker 9 (30:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
She got a lot of clap back going on.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Then you ain't heard nobody come up to you. I
can't talk to your daughter. No mom talking to Visa
talking Visa crazy, that's a man.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I ain't seen it is.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh good, you've just heard.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I just have people come. Can I talk to you
for a minute. I just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No serious about her business thoff brand if you run
your foundation, So she's serious about that. What else do
you guys wish would come back? Like products? Because I
said iPad but I mean you know I was curl.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Free Morsturizer would come back. What you won't act curl
for yellow bottle red?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Come on, chest Kinks yep.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, Chess king, Marry go around. Yes, yeah. I want
them to come back, but I don't want to have
to have the money I had back.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, I don't want that.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
What don't I want to come back poverty? Yeah, I
have no desire for that to come back.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
What were the famous what was the famous advice your
dad gave you about being poor?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
The best thing you could do for poor people's son
is not be one of them.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
I listened to that real close, especially coming out of
homeless people gonna talking about, Man, why you work so
hard because I'm running running fun? What I ain't running fun?
Nothing I'm running from. Yeah, I'm not gonna be back
in that position no more. But now what I did
was if I become homeless and have to live in
a car and not have cars, you can.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Live in yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Like it.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Wins. Yeah, wow you bottle, you.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Got shelter, air conditioning, okay, TV live you know, and
you got one of your car, got computers in it.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Wi Fi all that?

Speaker 11 (32:47):
Do you know that?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
They had a little card you can buy and you
put it in your system and you can have your
own Wi Fi in your car. Yeah, it's it's Limos
that have that, not Limos.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Because car service.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
How you get it done.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
It's just a little program that you buy, you put
it in your car, and then you have your own
password to your own WiFi.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You go way out, you know you'll still have Wi Fi.
I need that from my son.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You don't have that in the preos.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
No, you don't have to say.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
You don't have to say pod wait, wait what what Carla?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I have to say?

Speaker 9 (33:28):
Pri she said, you don't have that in the pre
You could have just said you don't have that in
your cart. That's all you had to say. If you
want to say, yeah, she said, don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's a ghost, but it's pre on. I'm just asking when.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Wi Fi when I got the car.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
They have concierge service in cars. There are people who
will make flight reservations for you. Did a reservations fight?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Excuse me, Steve, excuse me? Do you have that tom
me in your goals?

Speaker 11 (34:02):
You?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
That ain't what you want to say.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
The owner got it, he got the subscription.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
I'm trying to figure out, julr why he looks.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Surprise and Steve said, you got But they have they
have everything available. You could these programs you could purchase now.
The concierge is free in a certain car.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
In a certain cast like what like okay, like a
roll Roy. They want to say it, you just want
to I just want to tell you what's Yeah. Tommy's
looking it up right now, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, that's why you gets quiet.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Uh what time you don't you have a day coming
up with tour? Don't you have some let's come home.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm about to put that in then, Now you could
buy tickets to it?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Did they book your flight? That's what stevens taking his flight?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Now, they don't do budget flights.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, we got you're listening.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Morning show time now, guys, But would you rather? Would
you rather be captured by pirates or cowboys?

Speaker 8 (35:11):
You know those Old West bad guys.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Pirates are Old West bad guys.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
I'm gonna go with the Old West because I'm about
on that water. I can't jump off now, so I'm
forever your captain because I cannot jump in this.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
I am the captain.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Now. I'm gonna least run.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Behind a cactus or something got shot. I'm gonna I'm
gonna break out, running to the heels something. But you
on that ship, your ass gots to sit there.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right?

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Would you rather get cheated on and know about it?
Or not get cheated on and just always be suspicious.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I just take the suspicions, don't go to the but
knowing you heat it.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
And still be there.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
No, that's not gonna work your third doctor's appointment this week.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
You know that.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Analyze You can't go to the grocery store to.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
The doctor while you buy a damn the ice creek?
Who else like that place?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Just be suspicious, it would be a little stuff.

Speaker 15 (36:30):
Oh oh, old black panty holes? What you you ain't
been wearing black panty hole?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (36:44):
All right?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Wait hey, hey, what does your brave and fall? I'm
just taking a bath for what? Yeah, i'd be suspicious.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah all right, are you're quite done?

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
All right?

Speaker 8 (37:03):
Would you rather have fortune or fame?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's easy. Fortune, let's ask the most famous person. That's easy.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
If I could find a way to make this money
and nobody everybody leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah that's right, No, that's.

Speaker 8 (37:32):
Right, all right.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Would you rather be a clown in a rodeo who
distracts the bull or would you rather be the cowboy
who rides the bull?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna be the clown. You bet not fall
off of it when I'm out there. Better get the
roll and get your ass out there. Arena, Come on, dog,
come out, come come out.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Hey, but I don't nowhere do that shout again?

Speaker 9 (38:05):
I like.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Cowboy, just this crazy Get.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Out for you, Get out for you. All Right, we
gotta go.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You're listening.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Come on Jay with comedy, Roulette Cotte, very simple, Take
five subjects, put them on the wheel, spun the wheel round.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Well stop, we will do the day.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
All right, here we go, Thank you Jay.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Number one, her fine in quotations didn't hold up. Number two,
Could you please stop talking about what happened in high school?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Please?

Speaker 11 (38:51):
Three?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Your church service is too long, too long.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Four, Well, this shirt smells like fish shin here.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
Number five.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I know, I know you're not supposed to laugh at.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
A funeral, but.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Dot dot man cat let go.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
Number five and stopped doing I know you're not supposed
to laugh at a.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Funeral, but.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Like the title, I know you're not supposed to laugh
at a funeral. But but man, when the deacon passed
away and phoe baby mama shoulder, you didn't nobody know nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
All the little girls look just like him.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Look at the cat, look at you. Know you're not
supposed laughing at the funeral.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
But I know you're not supposed to.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Laugh at the funeral, But it would have been nice.
They had matching family cars. I got a fun one,
lady and all the family in there.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral,
but her wig is on bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Come on, if somebody flipped that.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
I know you ain't supposed to laugh at the funeral,
but you know, good and well y'all needed a wider cast.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Just mask this big ass down.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
Then here.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
They're shut the lids, clothes hanging out, They shut the lid.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
You couldn't hear him. The body, they shut the lid,
the body with.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
No good Hell, well you should have spent that money
on him, bigger cash.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Come on, you know you're not supposed to laugh at
the funeral. But when the pastor said we're ahead to barry.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Hold on, what's his name is?

Speaker 11 (41:16):
What do you say?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
That's funny?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I love it?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Jay.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
I know we're not supposed to laugh at but why
is all the pole bearers paying? Say they don't this boss.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Died?

Speaker 8 (41:38):
They not go back?

Speaker 9 (41:39):
Come on, tell me, I know we're not supposed to
laugh at the funeral, but your wife and you got
the same daddy you just found.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
All right?

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Come on, Steve, close it out.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Oh my god, you know you ain't supposed to laugh
at her funeral. But well, when your uncle is up
in there and he's buried in a Michael Jordan jog
his suit with a headband and a beeper old with
two wristbands and some new Johns, you're good he will

(42:20):
should have put it a way in addres a black suit,
Ladies and gentlemen from the Chicago Bull.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Uncle.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
All right, nephew, tell me has a prank phone call.
Right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
The subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye,
but right now now is here?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, okay, y'all the prank.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
It goes together time and one app.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I'm a close not quite.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Right now, the.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
Nephew is here with today's brank phone call. What you
got for his neph Mister.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Riggie, mister Riggie, let's go.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Hello, I'm trying to reach debyond. How you doing, man,
This is mister Reggie. Have you heard of me before?

Speaker 11 (43:25):
No, you don't crack the bringer bell.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
And I'm a friend of your of your mother's. I'm
a friend of Yolanda's.

Speaker 11 (43:31):
You're a friend of my mother's.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never she's never mentioned me before, no,
is she?

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Okay? Everything cool?

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
ready to graduate. You're finna get your master's, right.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Yeah, I'm getting my MBA.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Okay. First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
Your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know,
from from undergrad to getting your uh you know, you're
getting your master's in business. So I just want to
come in you and say congratulations.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Thank you, brother. I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
Reggie to you. Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got
a little of a situation that we got here.

Speaker 11 (44:10):
Man.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
five six years now, and I just that yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that she never
brought up mister Reggie to you.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
No.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie. You know,
I didn't even know she had dating.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
To be honest with you, okay, So when you started undergrad,
I'm the person that you know, stepped up and heave
your mom some money so.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
She could put you through school.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
You know, I knew she needed some money to get
you through school and started out, you know, like I
guess around your freshman year.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
Man. It just bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
telling me you gave my mother the money because she
told me she got a couple extra jobs on the
side to get the money. To face.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Hold I'm the person that stepped up and through your
undergrad I'm the one your mom the money is for
you can go to school. And I knew when you
graduated from undergrad and then she came back told me
you're getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped
up some old Here's what I'm getting that, man, I'm
not even calling mister Reggie.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Mister Reggie and't called.

Speaker 11 (45:15):
You want me to give you some money when I
get a.

Speaker 9 (45:17):
Job now, young brother, No, nothing like that. So here's
the deal, man, I didn't give your mom all this
money for six years. Now here it is now you
finish graduate and now that you're finish graduate, She called
herself wanting to break.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Up with me.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
So, I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
be twenty y'all. B I mean, what do I want
me to do? What I want to? Have? You heard
your name before, so I.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Mean, and I understand that.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just
right here. I would like for you to at least
call your mama and say something to her on my behalf,
because you know, come on, man, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Put six years in put you all the way through
school and.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
Now your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I don't
know you. I mean what you want me to stand
on your behalf?

Speaker 9 (46:01):
But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you. David,
mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you for
the last six years.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (46:08):
Listen, man, I don't even know you. You calling me
out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some
money and Ben went up for five years. I don't
know you. I never heard your name, never heard of
mister Reggie. You just called me out the blue. It's
some trippy right now, man.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Okay, Okay, I understand.

Speaker 11 (46:27):
Talkers, you call your your ex girl son like, come.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
On, man, hold on, hold on, this ain't no ex girl.
We we've been cooper, I mean up to up till
last week, up till last week. I have paid for
you to go to school six years now here it
is she want to break.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Up with me about that?

Speaker 9 (46:49):
Man?

Speaker 11 (46:49):
Like, I don't know whey, y'all broke up? I don't
know nothing about that. Maybe and then you called me
out the blue and I don't even know you. She
never mentioned you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
At least at least you can do what's call on
my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Nobody have I don't know who you are.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
last through schools.

Speaker 11 (47:08):
Hey, the check that went to the school had my
mama's name on them. Not no, damn mister wretched. So hey, bro,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
It is no, it ain't no he is what it is.
I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
your mama want to run out on me? Now, don't
want to date me no more. That's some boys right there, man,
And you need to have a little respect for somebody
that then took care of your.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
Little last I don't even know you. What are you
talking about? Chair? I don't even know who are you?
Mister Redgy? What kind of name is that? You usually
go buy your last name red? People go by my
first name.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
I just called you red man. Come on, Rech, I'm
good like I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Okay, let me say this here all I'm asking for, but.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
You need to call her and take care of this yourself.
Leave me out this, sorry, brother?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
No, now, look, yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
You owe me a lyrics, and you owe me at
least you know whatever I'm asking you to do.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
I know who you are you calling me talking about?
Call my mama? You used to date. I don't know
what you are you talking about. I owe you some respects.
Are you crazy? You get my number anyway?

Speaker 9 (48:17):
Tom, I've been had your number. I've been had your number,
and I spend I didn't spend thousands of thousands of
dollars on your little l ass.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I've been had your mother.

Speaker 11 (48:27):
Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
What I need to come to that for I did
my job. I took care of your little ass.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
get on off my phone. Bro.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Okay, you know what, I'm finna go by your mama house.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
I'm gonna go by there, and you know what, I'm
finna deal with her ass today my damnself.

Speaker 11 (48:44):
Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I care.
But if I hear about you going about my mother house,
I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
You're gonna get your ass wood by somebody with the
NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
hear you went by my mother house, mister Red. Now,
I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing about you.
Once I get off this phone, I'm a caller and

(49:05):
ask about them, mister Reggie. But there, I'm gonna you up.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Just break up me out of six years. I gotta
put the little boy two schools.

Speaker 11 (49:17):
Well, that's what you get for being a sucker to
sounds like you're a victim of Why.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Know that you ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
You sound like a sucker. God, let me hear you
went by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna
be some smoke in the city.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
What about?

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
What about Jarvis?

Speaker 11 (49:37):
Jarvis? Gotta do with this? Gods you up to you
go by there? He grew up with my mother? How
you no Jarvis anyway?

Speaker 9 (49:44):
Because Javis called me. He told me to call you.
This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
What how about, oh puss, hold on, hold on? Jarvis
told you and called to say you can do my
mother and my way to college.

Speaker 9 (50:09):
This is Timmy baby Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy
Jarvis got me the pranky man. He said, Man, my
boyfriend to graduated getting his n b A. He said,
you got to do it, mister Timmy. I said, all right,
all right, tell me all about it. So I came
up with this little story. He said, Oh my god,
he said, man, his mama is his heart. Man, that's
his heart. I said, all right, cool, that's what we're
going with.

Speaker 11 (50:30):
Got my grandmother always head. Don't be friends with Jarvis.

Speaker 9 (50:38):
Hey, man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
it to me right mister m b a you Finn
to get your your paper in the next week. And
so what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land in the morning shown?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Let me hear about you going by my mama you mister?
Kind of name is that?

Speaker 10 (51:04):
You?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
The hell go by the first name, last name.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
R run.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
But you let me hear about you going by my
mama house.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Yeah right, all right, thank you nephew.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
Coming up next to the Strawberry letter subject I wasn't
able to tell her husband goodbye.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com
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Speaker 1 (51:47):
We could be reading your.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read that one right here, right now.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Let's buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for
you here. It is a Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye. Dear Stephen,
Shirley I have been sad for a while now, and
I'm seeking advice on how to move past this situation.
I have been in a relationship for six years with
a married man that was loving and attentive and treated
me like a priority at all times. We live about

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an hour away from each other, and he would make
a point to see me weekly and take me on
business trips with him and weekend outings whenever he could.
He always told me that he was in a marriage
of convenience and was waiting till his children grew up
to leave his wife. I overlooked the fact that his
youngest child was twenty and he was still married because

(52:41):
I loved him and the relationship worked well. Tragedy struck
recently and he was diagnosed with the terminal illness. I
kept in touch with him through his coworker while he
was in the hospital. While he was recovering at home,
I snuck over to his home to visit while his
wife was out. Me in and that's when I realized

(53:02):
that he never planned to leave his wife. His wife
came home as I pulled away from the house. He
called me and said he told his wife that I
was an old friend that was just checking on him.
He said she believed it well. He died a few
days later and I got.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
A strange phone call.

Speaker 10 (53:20):
His wife had called me to let me know he died,
and she told me that she's known about me for years.
She told me that I was not welcome at his
funeral and that I should not cause her any embarrassment.
I felt bad for having an affair, for having the
affair all of those years, but I wanted to say
goodbye to my man. I showed up at the graveside

(53:42):
service and his coworker asked me to leave. I just
wanted to say goodbye.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 8 (53:49):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
What's wrong with that? You ask everything, everything you.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Can think of, and it's all laid out here in
the letter, starting with the fact that you were cheating
with not your man. This man was someone else's. Okay,
he had a wife for the past six years. You
don't get any special treatment or anything. No one is
going to be on your side, no one, Okay, sorry,

(54:20):
but that's just how life is. He's not here to
protect you now, to lie to his wife and say
you were just a friend stopping by to check on him,
or anything like that you were in this woman's home.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Okay. So now the wife is in charge, okay, and
she's not having any of it.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
If she told you out of her mouth that she's
known about you for years and she doesn't want you there, well,
that's called payback.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Okay, that's called revenge. Finally she's gotten it. It's called
the queen has spoken and you are out.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (54:51):
You should have respected her wishes and not crashed the
burial service. You shouldn't have done that. I think you're
being very selfish in this situation. And I'll say it again, disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
This is not about you.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
What about that?

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Don't you get leave this man's family alone?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Now?

Speaker 8 (55:10):
Okay, what you guys had for six years is over.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
You gotta let it go.

Speaker 8 (55:15):
Don't bring any more pain and misery to this family,
to this woman, to the wife.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Let it go.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
He's gone.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
You need to move on, okay. Ask God to forgive
you he will.

Speaker 10 (55:25):
And just try to make sure the next time you
date someone that he's not married, he's single.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Okay, Steve, I don't know why we're talking about this.
What's wrong with you? Lady? For real?

Speaker 10 (55:38):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (55:39):
What?

Speaker 9 (55:39):
What?

Speaker 6 (55:39):
What you're trying to work through. I wasn't able to
tell her husband goodbye.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Right there.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
He's such a taesus. You know why, because it was
huh huh.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
That's why you weren't able to.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
You were having a relationship with this married man for
six years that was loving and attentive and treated me
like a priority at all time. Keyword treated you like
a priority. That don't mean you was a priority. He

(56:22):
just when he could make you seem like a priority,
he did that, But you were never the priority. Y'all
live hour away from each other. He made it a
point to see you week and took your beers and
trips with him weekend outings whenever he could. Always told

(56:44):
me that he was in the marriage of convenience and
was waiting until his children grew up to leave his wife.
That is a stock old line. Every dude that's ever
done that has used that. I'm in a marriage of convenience.
I'm just going through the motions when.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
The kids leave.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
The damn baby twenty and he's still married because I
loved him and the relationship work well. Tragedy Struck recently said,
I ain't feeling nothing news. You know, people die all
the time, so tragedy struck. Recently, he was diagnosed with
terminal illness. I kept in touch with him through his coworker.

(57:30):
Now this coworker is critical because it's gonna come back
in the letter. His coworker is a partner of his.
This a dude that know his boys' skeletons. While he
was recovering at home. I snuck over to his home
to visit while his wife was out. Your ass could

(57:50):
have got shot. Yes, hit this woman in here, try
to nurse this man back to help. Ain't no telling
her what she got to do because he terminally ill.
You and here coming in to visit. Why he cleaned up?
He wasn't in that for to washing.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
We're gonna stop right there on washing.

Speaker 10 (58:11):
Okay, No, we have part two of the three responds
coming up at twenty three minutes after the our Today's
Strawberry Letters. Subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
All right, we'll be right back right after this.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
You're listening Hardy Morning show.

Speaker 10 (58:30):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap Today's Strawberry Letters.
Subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Because it was her husband. He treated you like a
priority at all time. Treated you like a priority. That's
what you have to do to the number two. You
have to treat them like a priority, because they ain't
the priority. Y'all don't understand the game. Take your o

(58:58):
be as a trip with him. We get out each
whenever he could. Well, how often was that? Then he
told you he was in the marriage that convenience, waiting
on his children to grow upfore he leave his wife.
The boy twenty classic line, I'm in a marriage that
comes here. I'm just going through the us because you
loved him and the relationship work. Well, here we go
tragedy recently drug he was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

(59:24):
I stayed in touch with him though, you know, because
I want she want us to feel sad when she
into tragedy. Drug diagnosed with a terminal illness. I kept
in touch with him through his coworker. Now co worker
is a boy his that know where his bones is buried.
So he then told his boy this my girl man

(59:45):
man her, Yeah, I got your dog he.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Was at while he was in the hospital.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
While he was recovering at home, I snuck over to
his house to visit while his wife was out. Who
you could have got shot, and then we wouldn't even
hear nothing about this letter. But you survived to text
to type us this damn letter. He let me in,
He let you in. Of course he let you in

(01:00:13):
cause you don't know what she been going through with him.
He was able to he turn me to live. She'd
have propped his ass up and washed him, gave him
a nice little shower, cleaned him up, and now so
he can badly get his sick ass to the door to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Let you in.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
He should have fell out on the porch on top
of your ass. Get up, I can't get you off me,
and then she'd have rolled.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Up and shocked both of y'all. You know what the
hell this he is?

Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
I ain't got to feel sorry for nobody in this letter.
I don't know this man, this woman that went over
this woman's house. Is you crazy? He should have opened
the door and fell on your ass. But at least
he was clean because she been washing on him all day.
You'd have got over. His wife came home and I
pulled out the house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oh, ain't you lucky?

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
He called me and said he told his wife he
was an old friend that was just checking on him
because that's what he thought of you as, because you
was just an old friend. That's all he's told his
wife that he said. She said, he said, she believed it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Well. He died a few days later, and I got
a strange phone call.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
His wife called me to let me know he died,
and she told me that she's known about me for years.
She told me I was not welcome at his funeral
and I should not cause her any embarrassment. At least
she was decent to you about it. Hey, listen, I
know about you, but don't come up in here and
cause me no embarrassment. Let me bury my husband, let

(01:01:49):
me grieve with this family that's gonna miss this man.
But don't come up in here making no scene at
this funeral. You gonna get your ass whooped. See you
left that part out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I'm gonna stomp you.

Speaker 11 (01:02:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
You have been by my house.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
I ain't saying nothing to you, but you come up
to this fuderal, You're gonna be in that box with
his ass. You hear me, You hear me, she said, Steve,
do you hear me?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
You hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
HELFO come up in here.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
So now I felt bad for having an affair all
those years, dog, did you now?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
But I wanted to say goodbye to my man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
He ain't your man.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
This her husband.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Stop and what you want to say goodbye for?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
He can't hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
This is not about you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Say bye here in the spiritual world, say bye, yeah,
in your car, have a seance. And then I felt
bad for having an affair, but I want to say goodbye.
I showed up at the graveside service and his co

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worker asked.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Me to leave.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
You know who that was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I told you about the boy up at the top
of the letter. That was him. He saw her. He
went over there and said, hey, hey, hey, listen, you
don't nobody know nothing about you. You back here. You're
crying too loud. You're crying too loud.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Lower your voice.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
What is you all in here, laying all over on
the car for. Put your ass back in the car.
Take this black dress off. You ain't you ain't even
supposed to be here, He told her. Listen, listen, baby,
because he he the one kept up up to speed
while he was in the hospital. Now he see you
at the gravesite, coming up here, crying extra hard with

(01:03:48):
damn fudderal damn near over.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey
you're crying too. Damn her. Stop all that sniffing. Come
on now, put yourself together. You know what this is?
You the side piece? Come talking about I want to
I just want to say goodbye? What's so wrong with that?
Because you the side piece, you the other one, You.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
In second, not first. That's why you can't come say goodbye.
You couldn't go over there to say hi.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
It's not about you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
You can't go to say bye. It's over.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Okay, you're done going over.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
There by that hole. If they don't do going over there,
you be up under that cast.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
If I would have told you, don't come down here
and bask me, you get your ass by that hole.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I'm telling you that right now.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
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Speaker 5 (01:04:51):

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Wait, sorry talking about that? That's my ba stupid Got
a marry go around or something?

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
Over here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Go ahead? Fold ring is ice cream truck?

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Will on the bus
go round around, round and round and round.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Well, you know how fast you was when you heard
that dog gonna sound right there?

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
What ice cream on a hot summer day in Chicago?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
What beat the forgot the money?

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
You got to go back Tommy Costard filled blast with
or without the and you ate everything into the truck
just looking at the pictures.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Yeah, he always drove.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Yeah, he did that on purpose everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Always drove et and run and live fast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
All your orders be out of breath.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Did you eat the cone too?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I ate the cone?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I ate yeah, what with the cone and wrapped up?
I was ice cream all so hard. I went on
ate the paper.

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
I just love the soft ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Man, Oh my god. That was my favorite. Has always
been the ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yes, really, I like the ice cream sandwich cream, ice
cream up.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
That dog, chocolate to outside cake cookie, that snow white
ice cream in the middle. Then they came out with
a neopolitan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Yeah they did.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
Boy, you don't even understand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
How about that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
I like the ice cream cone and all the ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
You know, I ate the cone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I loved it, but I could it was other things bore.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
They came out with that damn chocolate chip cookie sandwich
h ice cream in the middle, dog ciously cisly. When
I first been into it, I just stood at the
truck and started crying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
It was good emotion.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I used to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Just started crying. Oh, drop, it dropped.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Oh huh, what'd you just say?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
No, I'm picking it up. It dropped. That's just that's
one side.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):

Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
So I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,
what was your most embarrassing text that you ever sent
to someone by accident?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
We've all done this.

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
Uh, you know, there's nothing worse than you're writing a
private text to someone, personal text and sending it to
the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
That is why I do not do group texts.

Speaker 11 (01:08:00):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
You would not respond on at.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
All because I forget to turn it off and fairly.

Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
Response comes back single. It is nobody else told it,
and I know how to text, but.

Speaker 14 (01:08:14):
So so Junia, have you ever Oh yeah, you need
to understand last names. If the two people got the
same last name, picked the right one. Because I sent
a text to my sisters said my mama, get on
my damn nurse, send it right to my mama.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Oh I get so your damn nurse. That's what I do,
That's what I do. I should have known that it
was really really rough week.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Talisia's space and alicia space is really close, yeah close.

Speaker 11 (01:08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
And I spent Talisha.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I should man, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Going tell me, I know you sent some neked pictures
to somebody before.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
You were married.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
I know you did, Shirley, how do I paint this? Okay?
Let me try to walk this thin line though. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
Jackie went on her way home and said, find us
something to eat, you know, find you know, let's see
if we got something in there to cook to eat.
You know this one, this one you just got your
phone that take pictures and all that, so you know,
you just try and stuff. I put myself in a
hot dog bun with relish and mustard and hooked the

(01:09:32):
picture and called myself sending and saying wait till you
get home and get this foot long.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
And I hit sin and did not know man, I
hit the wrong damn jacket and that was that was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
You heard what he said?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
S wrong, jack get your gott you can give us
the response back.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
He's still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
That's a good sign. What did the wrong Jackie say?

Speaker 9 (01:10:12):
Yeah, you got the wrong jacket, and you know it
was a friend of the family jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Like when you get home, you're gonna get this foot long.

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
You got the wrong jacket, I said, But where did
you Where did you find it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Where did you find them? Baby? Hot dog? Bro shut up?

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
I got him in the store.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
See I've seen him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
Don't go along with him. No, I've seen him at weddings.
But I just didn't never know where to get him. Yeah,
you know from Na sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
The worst text I ever said.

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
About five six years ago, and uh we in this
group text me Rashon, a couple other people and the
executive producer of the show. So the last text had
came from Rashon. So my executive producer is talking to me,
and she's a woman, and she's right in my face,

(01:11:18):
and she just talking to me, and she was so
close to my face. I picked my phone up and
just text back to Rashon, Amen, come get her out
yo in words face she too damn close, saying I'm
thinking I'm just sending it right back to Rashon. It's

(01:11:40):
in the group text.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
She got it too. She two inches from my face.
Her phone dings. She looks at it and says, oh really.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Sean is running from the back of the bus trying
to stop them from looking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
At the I don't know. It's too late, yog. I
said that about her. It was right, she was right there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
I heard her phone go dang.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
A text to.

Speaker 10 (01:12:13):
Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
We'll be back at twenty minutes after the hour. Right
after this, you're listening.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
The controversial dating app Ashley Madison has revealed the top
American cities for adult tree.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Okay, keep in.

Speaker 8 (01:12:34):
Mind, this dating app slogan is life is short, have
an affair.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:12:39):
So here's the that's there's motto and their slogan. All right,
here's some of the top cheating cities. This is according
to Ashley Madison. All Right, Buffalo, New York, Tampa, Las Vegas.
We all won't know that one, right right, Atlanta, Richmond,

(01:13:01):
virgim Cincinnati, Uh huh Baton rouge wow? Uh Miami fell
off from the number one spot.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:13:11):
Any guesses on what the number one spot might be
Any guesses La New York.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Uh you would think so d C.

Speaker 8 (01:13:21):
Nope, Steve, New York, New York. No good guess.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
It's all good guesses, but no down Salt Lake City.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
U talk random excellent guests.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
But the number one.

Speaker 10 (01:13:40):
Is Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, the number one city, you cheaters. Yeah,
and Cleveland's also in there. Cleveland's in there, three Ohio, Cleveland.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Columbus.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Without everybody cleaveing, No life too short?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Coming up in.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
Thirty three minutes after we'll play around it. Would you
rather right after this?

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
You're listening hard morning show time now, guys, but would
you rather? Would you rather be captured by pirates or cowboys?
You know those Old West bad guys. Pirates are Old
West bad guys.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
I'm gonna go with the Old West day because I'm
bout on that water. I can't jump off now, so
I'm forever your captain because I cannot jump.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
In your sad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
I am the captain.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Now, I'm gonna leavest behind a cactus of something, got shot.
I'm gonna brough a breakout running to the heel something.
When you on that ship, your ass gots to sit there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
Would you rather get cheated on and know about it?
Or not get cheated on and just always be suspicious?

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
I just take this suspicially. I don't give it terrible
about that. You huh going to the but knowing you cheated.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
And still be there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
You know that's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Your third doctors appointment this week?

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
You know that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Analyze you can't go to.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
The grocery store to the doctor while you buy down
the igh street?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Who else like that place?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Just be suspicious?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Who should it be a little stuff?

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:15:40):
Oh oh black panty holes? What you ain't been wearing black?

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:15:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Wait, wait, wa hey, hey, what does your brave and fault?

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
I'm just taking a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Breath for what?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Are you quite done?

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Would you rather have fortune or fame?

Speaker 9 (01:16:17):
Let's unfortunately, let's that's the most famous persons.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
If I could find a way to make this money
and nobody everybody leave me alone?

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Yet?

Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
No, that's right, No, that's right, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:16:44):
Would you rather be a clown in a rodeo who
distracts the bull or would you rather be the cowboy
who rides the bull?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
I'mn be the clown from your bet not fall off
every when I'm out there. Better to get to roll
and get your ass out there a riada, Come on, dog,
come out. I don't be nowhere?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Did it for?

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Do that shout again?

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
I like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Cowboy?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Get out for him, Get out for him? All right,
we gotta go. Time for our last break of the day.

Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
And at forty nine minutes after some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey, right after this, you're listening.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Morning show.

Speaker 10 (01:17:37):
All right, here we are our last break of the day. Wow,
it's been a good day, a fun day, and Steve,
you can take it away.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Here it is.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
You know, I was thinking and something that's helped me
in my lifetime. It was a difficult lesson to learn
for me, but I finally got it together years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
But it took me some time.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
I must admit I spent all of my twenties and
thirties not understanding this, and even a little bit now,
just mostly twenties and thirties. So I'm gonna share it
with you, and I want you to understand that I'm saying.
I'm saying all this in love. You can't share everything

(01:18:27):
with everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:18:31):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
That really seems so simple, But I can't tell you
how many times you inadvertently damage yourself, your opportunity, and
your journey by not understanding this real simple rule. You
cannot You cannot share everything with everybody, can't. You can't

(01:18:53):
share your visions with everybody because they don't really care.
Then everybody's not genuinely interested in your career, goals, your visions,
your hopes for tomorrow. A lot of people you share
stuff with don't even understand the thing that you're telling

(01:19:16):
is in your imagination. They don't even get it. And
I understand they don't get what's in your imagination because
it's something they could never ever possibly imagine. And basically,
the number one reason you can't share everything with everybody
is just real simple. Most people don't care, you know,

(01:19:38):
They'll just sit up and listen to you and look
just as concerned as soon as you walk away. Don't
give you the idea, the thought you had another moment
of consideration. They don't care. But do you understand something
they don't have to. It's perfectly okay that they don't

(01:19:59):
see your vision share your vision. That it's okay that
they're not genuinely interested. It's okay that they don't understand
what's coming out of your imagination. It's perfectly fine that
they don't care, because there is really no one else
more critical to your journey or your success than God.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Nobody.

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
There is no one living that's more critical to your
journey or your success than God. Period Now, if you're
blessed and you got a supportive spouse jackpot, that's bonus.
Or you found someone in your life that's your ride
or die, that's bonus. Or you got one of your
friends that's with you through thick and thin and it's

(01:20:44):
hard to find them but they exist, then that's a bonus.
The rest of the people really listen to me, they
don't matter. They don't matter because they don't matter. It
doesn't matter what they think, say, feel, or give you

(01:21:04):
back because it's irrelevant, non important, significant to your journey
or your success. You've got to get this through your
head because I spent too much time sharing everything with everybody,
thinking I was sharing it in hopes that they might
have a piece of information from me. The majority of

(01:21:25):
people I shared it with didn't have nothing from me.
I wasted time sitting up there, and then I'll tell
you something else that happened. You can tell your big
dreams to small minded people if you want to. And
now you've given one of the devil's imps the information
that he needs to provide obstruction. That's a sad thing, man,

(01:21:50):
But I want you all to be aware because sometimes
we seek the wrong people's approval and you end up
wasting time. Why does it matter to you what they
think of you when they don't even care about you?
What does it matter what they think of you and

(01:22:12):
they don't even know you?

Speaker 9 (01:22:14):
Do?

Speaker 10 (01:22:14):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Some people post stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
On social media and be just as happy with they picture,
they little caption, and you put it online and you're
just saying, man, I'm having a great day off. Man,
I just want to show y'all something that God has
blessed me to share with you all. And if you
mess around and read your comments, here comes somebody on
your comment page that then took your perfectly well intentioned

(01:22:42):
caption and your picture that you meant no harm to
anybody posted, and here they come with a bunch of negativity,
And now all of a sudden, your day is off
course because somebody says something about you that don't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Even know you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
People's opinion of you is none of your business, nor
should you make it yours. That negative comment that they
put on your timeline in your comment section. If you
had never read that, do you know you would have
went right on about your Mary Day? Do you know

(01:23:27):
that that blessing you posted would have still been your blessing?
Do you know the intent that you posted it with
all goodwill to share something with somebody, to put a
positive spein on they day? It would have still been there.
But oh no, no, no, no, you allowed somebody to
matter who don't even matter. Stop telling everybody everything because

(01:23:50):
everybody don't care. Get that through your head. I don't
care how fine you are. Somebody don't like you, and
it's okay. And those closing walks are dedicated to the
girl who turned me down after junior part.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Yeah, I have a great day.

Speaker 10 (01:24:18):
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