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Listening to show.
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To I don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
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You know you know.
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To turn the mouth turn.
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You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the
word the money up.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come on you think, huh? I sure will? Good
morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
me now.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
One and only Steve Harvein got a radio show, keep
saying it can't stop. Man, oh man, oh man, what
a journey it has been. I thank God for every
single step of the way. I learned to thank him
for the bad times too, because it taught me something.
All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable
experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned
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a little bit more about getting up. Every time I
was told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
It made me stronger, It toughened my skin. It made
me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
learn how to deal with people who don't have your
best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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who is who in your life. It shows you who
you can depend on and who you came. And at
the end of the day, what has taught me most
of all my hardships in my life?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
And it's really about me and God.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
That is the one factor that has been never changed
in my life. God has always been the same for
me and for you and for all of us. His
word is true. It don't waiver, it don't shake. You
can shape it. Readjust it if you want to. It
is really the way it's written. It really is. You
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have your version of it if you want to. But
if you just read it the way it is, it's
real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time you
jump through a loophole, there's something over there written that
counters that. So is what I want to get to today.
Listen to me. You got it within you? Oh it's there,
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Just use it. Listen to me close. You got it
within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. If you
hear me clearly, I'm really finn to show you something
this morning. Got it within you?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Oh it's that.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Just use it. Steve, what you're talking about see, here's
what's wrong with a lot of people. Here's what's stopping
so many people. You keep looking. We keep looking for
others to save us.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
We keep looking.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
For someone else to rescue us. We always looking for
some group of people or somebody to accept us. We
keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking for
some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody, some group
of people to give us credibility, somebody or some group
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of people who says we matter. We spend so much
time right there, and when the cavalry don't come over
the hill, when it ain't no saving, it ain't no deliverance,
And hey, you don't get accepted, and don't nobody really
come to save you, and there't nobody vouching for you
and giving you credibility and throw you into something? Nah,
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you into this little state of man. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. Oh you got it within you,
Oh it's there, Just use it. You want to know
what the real deal is, y'all? It's you and God,
and it's the God in you. Man. I wish I
could explain this right to you today. I want you
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to fill me on this right here and when you
shake everything out the way, get rid of all your
expectations of people. The relationship you thought was gonna last
forever that didn't make it, the child that you wanted
to be, this that turned out to be that, your
friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
In the back. You found out they wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
The job you thought was gonna keep you and you
retire on they didn't, closed down, gave you a pink slip.
All of this. Man that promised that somebody told you
they was gonna loan you this money, and on loan
day they say they ain't got it. Oh man, oh man, man,
this money you thought was gonna come through on this check,
The check ain't there? Oh man? How many disappointments in
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life can you get? You thought you had enough credit
hours to graduate. You found out two weeks before you didn't.
You can't graduate. Oh listen here, man, what's gonna helpen?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Man?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Look at the disappointment in my life right now. But
let me explain something to you. When you get rid
of all of that, guess what you really got. You
got God, that's the whole enchilada. Baby, that's the ball
of wax. That's the monkeys in the barrel, that's the
bag of chips.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Listen to me.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Now?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You and God and the God in you, it's really
what you need. Stop looking for all these outside sources
for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to
save you, the calvary coming over the hill. Why won't
they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure? Why
they fire me? Why they forek closing on my house?
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Don't they know I'm laid off. When you get through it,
all of that whining, it's gonna come down to you
and God and the God in you. If God created
man in his own image, God is a part of you,
that is a piece of you that's godly. I don't
care who you are. I don't care what mistake you made.
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The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
God in him. The biggest criminal. When he gets through
criminalizing or whatever you want to call it, he's sitting
there by his self. That is a piece of God
in him that lets him know this ain't the way.
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It's wrong. You can love his money if you want
to put you out of line, and you gonna pay.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
When I get through on this microphone, on this TV,
all these articles, when I get through it all of that,
you know what it comes down to.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Because see, it ain't always been this way for me.
You know, I've been trying to get here, trying to
get that. Listen to me.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
It's been me and God and it's been to God
in me. When I woke up a few years back
and I realized that's really what it was, it changed
my whole life.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It changed my whole life.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
it's really you and God and the God in you,
really man. People disappoint you. You argue with people, You
fall out with people, you break up with people, you
divorce people. You got people who you thought was friez.
All of a sudden you find out they talking about
it's crazy out of here. You be going, what's going on?
What's really going on? But that's cause guess what you
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got all yours banked on them? When you going to
bank it on the one thing that you can count
on God's word ain't changed since we got here.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
It's solid.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
whatever you ask for. That's a fact that ain't no rumor.
Speakle out here doing it every day. Now, if you
ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it within you.
Oh it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
a weapon available to man called prayer. Use that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
See.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I look at my life, man, whenever I get a
little shaky, I look back. Oh hey man, I ain't
really talking with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
Oh oh oh I know what. Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve,
I ain't winning costs. They ain't get me the loan
all now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
She left me. He left me.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
because you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
it within you. Oh it's there. You just got to
use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
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God in you. And what y'all gonna do about that?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Let's have it.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
You know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention, Steve
Harvey Morty showing live. When I say live, I mean
L I V E live. L is for living, because
that's what we are. Is for ignorant, it's what we
gonna be. V is for victory is what we want
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to win. Is E is for everybody. Put that again.
That that's what's called a acnal. You know what I mean.
That's a that's an acamyl. That that's that's a word
you say, but it acts like it's so mel That's
why they call it an acony. Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
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Let the world be told and let what you're told
be the word. Huh, How that's better? You better man?
Been to a church where the preacher and the deacon
be jacking him up, but he don't really be saying nothing.
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you about goodness.
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You want to hear about goodness.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Chocolate is good.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Two words good means yummy and nests means it's all
in a group. In the words of my favorite poet
of all time. Oh no, no, no, not Angela Mike. Oh,
I ain't talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no, no, no,
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who is I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Come on, Pastor Tupac.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
In the words of Tupac, I get a rhyme. You
know you know what I say? You know? Tell me
how do you want it?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Come on, I'm preaching now, preaching now.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
In the words of another great poet, Uh, Deacon q
Ice to be exact, phone you love. Yes, the words
Jane Brown talking loud and saying nothing.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Amen.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
The church said, yeah, a man again, what is the correction?
You wont sister of calor on you earlier on announcement?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Good? Cali Forni your love.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's the book of doctor Dre and Tupac, not ice Cube.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Amen?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Amen?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh really man? Yeah, well, let the church say this
right here. In the words of Roscoe Wallace. You don't
know that you weren't there, straw.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Berry, Good morning to you, pastor calling for reial, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
We got the best job in the world.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Morning, everybody, Yes, we do. Nephew Tommy pastor Pastor, Good morning,
I'm on fire today.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah, good day, good day.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
All right, listen, uh coming up next, nephew, run that
prank back right after this. You're listening hardy Morning show.
All right, and it's time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that prank back? What
you got for his neph Mister Reggie, that's my name,
mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Let's go get.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach beyond. How you doing, man,
This is mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Have you heard of me before?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
No, you don't crack the bring of bel And I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
A friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend
of Irlanda's.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
You're a friend of my mother's.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never mentioned me before.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
No, is she okay? Everything cool?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
ready to graduate. You're gonna get your master's.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Right, yeah, I'm getting my NBA.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you. Your mom been telling me about
the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to getting
your uh you know, you're getting your master's in business.
So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
All right, thank you brother. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
Reggie to you.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
A little of a situation that we got here.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
five six.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Years now, and I just that yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that that she
never brought up mister Reggie to you.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
No. No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie.
You know, I didn't even know she had to be
honest with.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You, Okay, So when you started undergrad, I'm the person
that you you know, stepped up and gave your mom
some money so she could put you through school.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
You know, I knew she needed some money to get you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Through school and started out, you know, like I guess,
around your freshman year.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Man. This is bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
telling me you gave my mother the money, because she
told me she got a couple of extra jobs on
the side to get the money to pay for school.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad
I'm the one gave your mom the money is for
you can go to school. And I knew when you
graduated from undergrad. And then she came back, told me
you getting ready to do grad school and I stepped
up some old Here's what I'm getting at, man, I'm
not even calling mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Ms Reggie.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
Ain't called You want me to give you some money
when I get a job.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So here's the deal, man, I didn't give your mom
all this money for six years.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Now here it is now you finish graduate.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And now that you're finish graduate, she called herself wanting
to break up with me.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
So but I mean, I don't know nothing about that.
That's between y'all. B I mean, what do you want
me to do?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
What I want?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
I have you heard your name before?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
So I mean, and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just
right here. I would like for you to at least
call your mama and say something to it on my behalf,
because you know, come on, man, I needn't put six
years in put you all the way through school.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
And now your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I
don't know you. I mean, like, what do you want
me to stay on your behalf?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you
for the last six years. You see what I'm saying this.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Man, I don't even know you. You calling me out
the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money
and then went up for five years. I don't know you.
I never heard your name, never heard of mister Reggie.
You just called me out the blue. It's some trippy
right now.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Man, Okay, okay, understand.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Talkers. You call your your ex girl son like, come on,
man to see hold on, hold on, this ain't no
ex girl.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We we've been cup up. I mean up up to
up to last week. Up to last week. I didne
pay for you to go to school six years now
here it is she want.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
To break up with me.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
I know nothing about that, man, Like I don't know
where y'all broke up. I don't know nothing about that.
Maybe and then you called me out the blue and
I don't even know you. She never mentioned you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
At least at least you can do what's call on
my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Nobody? I don't know who you are.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
lass through schools.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Hey, the check that went to the school have my
mama's name on them. Not no, damn, mister Wreshy. So hey, bro,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It is it is no, it ain't no, he is
what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
your mama want to run out on me?
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Now? Don't want to date me no more.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's some boys right there, man, And you need to
have a little respect for somebody that then took care
of your little lass.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I don't even know you. What are you talking about
to chair me? I don't even know who are you?
Mister Redkie. What kind of name is that? You usually
go by your last name Reggie, people go by my
first name.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
I just called you red man. Come on, Red, I'm
good like I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Okay, let me say this this.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
But you need to call her and take care of
this yourself. Leave me out this sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now, look here, you owe me a little respect, and
you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking
you to do.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
I know what you are you calling me talking about
called my mama you used to date. I don't know
what you are you're talking about. I owe you some respects.
Are you crazy? Okay, you get my number anyway.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I've been had your number.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I've been had your number, and I spend I didn't
spent thousands of thousands of dollars on your little lands.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I've been had your money.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
Speaker 7 (18:50):
What I need to come to that for?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did my job.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I took care of your little lads.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
get on off my phone.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Bro Okay, you know what.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I'm gonna go by your mama house. I'm gonna go
by there, and you know what, I'm gonna deal with
her ass today, my damnself.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can,
but if I hear about you going about my mother house,
I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
You're gonna get your ass wood by somebody with the
NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
hear you went by my mother house.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Mister Red.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Now, I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing
about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm a
caller and ask about them, mister Reggie. But if there,
I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna
just break up me out of six years. I got
to put the little boy through schools.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
Well that's what you get for being a sucker to
sounds like you a victim of Why.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Know you ain't sitting here calling me, No sucker, you sound.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
Like a sucker. God, let me hear you win by there.
It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be some smoke
in the city.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
What about Uh? What about Jovis?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Gods Jovis gotta do with this? Godless you up to
you go by there? He grew up with my mother.
How do you know Jarvis? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Because Javis called me, He told me to call you.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your boy, Jarvis.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
What oh what?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hold on, hold on?
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Jarvis told you and called to say you need to
do my mother and college man, my grandmother always here.
Don't be friends with Jarvis.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hey man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
it to me right. What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
In the land, Steve Harvey in the morning show?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for us
the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO Sinclair and Cago says,
I'm a twenty seven year old single man and i
need your advice on my balding head. I know you
make jokes, but this is not funny to me because
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I'm not even thirty years old yet. I've started to
wear baseball caps a lot more, and I barely brush
my hair because I'm scared of brushing more out of it.
My girlfriend is saying to just let it go and
go bald. But what do you do if you don't
have a nice shaped head. I have been called water
boy all of my life because my head is bigger
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than most and should I just bite the bullet and
shave it.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Yeah, man, you can have a big ass ball here.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What what was that?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
You're gonna have a big ass ball here.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You just break it down the facts.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Yeah, hein no, ain't no, ain't no, ain't no way
around this, dog dad. You know, look, I did all
of it. You can get some rogaine, you can get
you some black stuff. You can hide JT. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
JT my formal ball.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Hey, listen to you get a flocking gun. You gonna
go to work. Man, you can spray your hair. They
got everything right now. But at the end of the day, Doug,
you twenty seven and is going it's because it's gonna go. Yeah.
And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Now.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
They got them things out there now, them lace fronts
and all that for men and all that stuff. You
can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh,
I'm expensive.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Man, you don't want to keep paying for that?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
On, come on outside, come on, walk over.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
You know it's all right over here.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
But Steve, you have to say, though, when you first
went bald, you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
you were real happy once you shaved it up. I
remember that morning you called, all.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yeah, you were cool with it. Yeah, but like, here's
the deal though, Now you don't even have to do that.
You can get a computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah,
they got that. Now they take a picture, they give
you a computer rendering of it. You can see what
you would look like with no hair.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, all right, yes, yeah they got that.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Now they got everything.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
You got options, Yeah, you got but now he already no,
he got a big head. He's yeah, so he just
got to come on.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, Yes, already has
a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint
Louis says. I'm thirty three, and I have four older
brothers that think they can control me. I've always been
attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
my brothers know. For the past few months, I've been
dating my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and
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he's keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure
out if he's using my brother as an excuse to
keep our relationship on the low, or if he's got
something else going on. I'm old enough to do what
I want. So what's the worst that can happen If
I tell my brother.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
His brother gonna beat his friend's hand.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
That's what the deal is.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
That's what the deal is, because brothers, men have a
man cold law. Don't do my little sister dog, don't
come over here with your mess. And then your older
brother knows him really, really well, so now he know
where the skeletons is buried.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
You know, he know all the other.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Chicks and how recent these other chicks were and any
other thing. So that's what he worried about. But you
can talk to him about it and say, hey, man,
you're gonna go sit with my brothers and explain to
him that we love each other.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
But I don't hear love in him. Y'all just seeing
each other.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Just keep there dating. They're just dating right now.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
Why is it such a big secret?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes
takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
a week. After practice the other day, my grandson asked
if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's friend.
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Ask if Joshua played soccer like him, and he said no,
Joshua plays karate. He said that Joshua comes to soccer
practice and they get pizza afterwards. Do I need to
find out who Miss Kelsey is? Or do I ignore this
four year old?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
So you're gonna break up your family over folio?
Speaker 9 (25:52):
May? Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Wow, that's much. That's a man answer right there. See,
because I'm a man, answer this kiss.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
So you go sit up here unless some four yo
old would imaginary freeing names all a bit of what
we got.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh that's the lie.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
to soccer practice no more.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, well, if if you do, I'm going with you.
How about that, I'll take them the soccer pressure. Don't
meet missus Kelsey?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Moving on? Your men stick together, don't you here? We
go Ye, Foxy, and Toledo says. I am a thirty
eight year old single woman and I need to get things.
Something's off my chest down at my job. I'm almost
six feet tall and I sit in a cubicle all
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day trying to be a happy camper. But every hour
I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs and have
a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the male Karen,
and he has always got something to say about the
time I spend away from my little desk. He said,
I smell like a smokestack and my music is too loud.
If I catch Darren out away from work, can I
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curse him out?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Yes? Yes, As a matter of fact, Listen to me,
there's a way you can do it at work.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
I've done it before, which is.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Probably one of the reasons I don't have no jobs.
Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear when ain't
nobody looking, lick your lips and put your lips up
against his ear, because he gonna think it's about something else.
As soon as you put your wet lips up against
his ear, say, if you keep blanking with me. I
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almost slapped the sugar honey Ice temped your face.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Thank you, Celo. You're listening hard Morning show. All right, Steve,
here we go, Jaye, Junior, Tommy, it's none of your business.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Lets go.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You want to explain it.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
I was plaining you see things shirley from time to time,
and if you see it and it's happening, don't care
what it is.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
It ain't your damn business.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It's not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's not all.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
For instance, you in check, you go to church, right,
somebody puts in a five, Yeah, they put a five,
and next plate put a five in, yeah, and they
they got a twenty.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
That got to do with you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I didn't know how that hurts you. That is my business.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Business that it could have been from last week. Probably
could have got it, James last week. The only world
is because if I'm sitting next to you and I
just put the twiny.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
That's the only you get that twenty. Yeah, you get
another twenty. Yeah, But if you touch the twenty I
put it in there around against another twenty, and then.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
You gonna be in the past. Is all that you
got it?
Speaker 12 (29:19):
Absolutely absolutely all right, Junior got one man. I'll tell
you what wouldn't the baby come out white and he
pitched black.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
That ain't nothing nobody.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's another your dad.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I ain't saying that.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Just go along with it. Just go along with it.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's what you're going That ain't none of your nobody.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
As a matter of fact, just say what you know.
I'm gonna say that boy looked like that beautiful baby.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That's a beautiful.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
You got a cold work.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
That looks hair?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Why?
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Exactly like amble rope.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
But the next day, yeah, she beyond. I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well I have come from.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Don't worry about it, however it putting on, stay out
of it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I like that, all right.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
I got one on that one.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
You know from fact your neighbors lights are.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Out, you know they out?
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Yeah, you know they out because he ain't watching TV
nothing his dog over there around eight o'clock. But the
next day you see him climbing that pole to try
to get his.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Lights back on.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Ye is that you.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
Why you're talking?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What for? What?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
What you bring that over?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
They ain't got nothing to do with the wow?
Speaker 7 (31:03):
All right?
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Well then what if you walk outside and see a
cop put a boot on your neighbor's car?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Is that.
Speaker 12 (31:12):
That ain't none of your b that's none of your bit.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
As long as it's not, you just gotta keep walking,
keep walking.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
I'll tell you something else close to that.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
If I'm out in the parking lot and a cowork
of mine that I do not care for, and I
see somebody stealing his car, that immediately be comes none
of my Yeah, that transaction is completed. I probably ain't
gonna saying. It'll give me more pleasure to go back
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in there and go, man, what I just saw somebody
drive off the little car.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I actually saw him bust the one.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
That's the pleasure. It took five minutes of how when
I set through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
If you don't like to do you actually kill a sister?
Got to rush down.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
Taken. I got one, forgot one, you got one.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
I think we all have seen this one.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at
the airport, get to the airport, to the ticketing and
then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with
somebody pushing them.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
It ain't my bus. But I really won't say something.
I confessional you did that. We was in Vegas one time.
We gambled all night and we was missing the flight.
So when we pulled about the carriers, I told them
I needed a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You
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know in Vegas, man, that airport line is it took
me to the front of security, the front of TSA.
I stood up real ginger, hut my stuff on the
conveyor belt. They walked that wheelchair through. I went right
on through that. The lady came back with the wheelchair.
I see the trains now, I'm good. I got hear
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right right.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Well, don't know nobody is business.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You got here when you saw the tray, I got one.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
I got one one. You're in the grow snow shuttering.
You see a lady, You see a lady. You see
a lady, take a hand.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Sometimes you take a hand. I'm in there ahead.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
He takes a ham, Yeah, some chips, some sodas, a
pound of grapes, put them in her crouch and walk
right out.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Not in the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Is that your business? Does that bother you?
Speaker 9 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
No, that's a that's a strong crash, a lot of
stuff that.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
As a matter of fact, I have to respect that.
You put a hand, you.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Put her hand, walk.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
And hold their hand.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Pound the great a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's wrong.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
You have a number.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
That's like when you go.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
I'm kind of like when you see people go to
the dressing room, just they take five shirt and they
go back.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Then, but did they come back with one?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
I got your damn but they look heavy.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're listening Hardy Morning show all right time? Now for
would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Give me that dog?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Give me that dog?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Man, I got the dog, I ain't got I ain't
got the rock that No, I ain't got the hurt
that dog.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog. Because I'm studying your damn dog. I'm
gonna let his ass go.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Little baby, I beat it, forgot your baby. You'll be
looking for your both the dog. At least I can
feed the dog and then the dog go.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Do what you gotta do.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals, you know at all?
Get to feed that baby. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I am.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
need to get dog pedal.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You're gonna they don't know they can pedal till they
get in there. They don't know they can they get
in it.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful true truth?
The painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 7 (36:05):
God?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna take that, lie be I'm always for
the comforting line.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
When you need it.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You don't want to know the truth.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Lie me man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
the effort.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
What do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
All three comedians on this show we cool with lie.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
We cool with I'm know the truth?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Wow, the truth? If you can really lie to me
and make me feel good about it, I won't to lie.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Oh I'm gonna figure something now. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets
me know you tried.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
The painful truth.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Let's let's delay that pain as long as Poli can't.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Hear it and get it over with all right?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:06):
God, I don't want.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Because the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in.
But that bathroom, your ass is nasty.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
You is nasty.
Speaker 14 (37:24):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, I'm yeah, yeah,
go with the.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
A massive accidental success, massive massive?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
We want to I want abundance.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Coming more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
is time for comedy roulette. Jay, please do the honors
and explain. Go ahead, we are right priceless, I know, right.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
You gotta do it though, anything if you take four subjects,
because we're all comedians, we can do this. You put
those four subjects, one at a time on a wheel
that goes around and around. When that wheel spins round
and around and around, where that wheel stops. Because we're
all comedians, will do the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, Here we go with the topics. Things you
hide in the fridge from other people? All right? Lies
you tell yourself when you're running out of gas, What
you say to yourself when you get dumped, and what
you say when you're oversleep, spin the wheelcat.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
Spun it, spun the wheel.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I like what you're saying yourself when you're over steep. Ah,
But it's what you say to yourself when you get dumped.
I want to end this one. Let's go, guys, let
me start it out.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Come on, Hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,
so this relationship wasn't gonna work at you anyway.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
I don't really like I didn't really want her in
no way. It was her best friend. I really want
to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Work it out for yourself. Yes, what you say to
yourself when you get dumped, Steve, you do all crazy?
Speaker 7 (39:48):
I ain't crazy, Jay, What you said yourself?
Speaker 10 (39:57):
You say to yourself when you freak up? Trust me,
your breakfast gonna break us up?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You know, I didn't really care for you making me
wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
So I'm glad we ain't doing this no more. This left.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
I'm chaped.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now, Come on, Steve, what you say to yourself when
you get dumped?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
You say to yourself when you break up. I don't
know how to tell you this, but I never did
like your dogs.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (40:43):
You know true?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Be told true, be tall. My baby mama won't be
back anyway. I ain't worry about this right here.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
What you say to yourself when you get jumped?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
I bet you I can find some.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Come on, shay, you say to yourself when you're dump
And just in case you get ready to call me,
I have blocked all your.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Know he's hurt. Oh, he's hurt, he's hurt.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
He you know what?
Speaker 7 (41:24):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
What?
Speaker 9 (41:25):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Tommy, she'll be back because don't nobody do that little
thing that I do. Don't nobody else do that.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She'll be back.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
The third person tell me right there, he's hurt. Yeah,
what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve, you.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Ain't the first person to leave me. You think you
doing something? Thank you doing something that ain't nothing. I've
been left, so it being like you to doing something.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
You say something. I don't know how to tell you this,
but the white girl was checking me out anyway.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
What?
Speaker 8 (42:14):
You know what time?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I'm gonna we're gonna get our life together. We're gonna sart,
going to church and we're gonna just let the lawd
ask somebody. We're gonna let the Lord ask somebody.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
She cut him.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
One more, Steve closing out.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
See huh.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
He my lips.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
That be I'm next to next.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Then it cust him out on the right.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Great job, guys, you're listening Hard Morning show coming up
at the top of the hour right about four minutes
after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today my wife
keeps leaving me and coming back. But right now we'll
talk about that. But right now we're talking about this.
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
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you got for his nep I need a reference. I
need a ref like, I'll give you one. Tell him
to call me.
Speaker 8 (43:32):
Okay, I'm calling for a reference. Let's go cat watch this.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Hello. Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah,
what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying
to actually get a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're
talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to
get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, So
what's he applying for jobs. He trying to go to
work there, No, just actually for like a relationship, a relationship,
(44:03):
stay the whole. Hold up on, boy, wait a minute,
a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no.
See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you
for a reference to whoa.
Speaker 16 (44:16):
Whoa whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Wait mane, who did you say this is? And how
you get my my name? Philip? Man my name, Philip?
I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this.
I feel you don't need to call me with whatever
you and Monica got going on. Y'all need it gone
to deal with that? No? No, no, no, no, no,
I got that.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
May y'all throw hear me out. What I'm trying to
say is is that I figured if I get a
reference and figure out what kind of person she is
and get to get a you know, kind of get
a background, so you can kind of tell me what
kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the whole.
Not see, it might save me sometime from being in
a long relationship. If I know what to look for.
What's good one man say say, oh boy, boy, I know,
(44:56):
I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad
for ain't nobody give me no rest? So don't call
me asking for no like that. If you got number
for monkey, you and Monica need to forget my okay
for hold on? Hold on bro?
Speaker 16 (45:12):
Like I say, Man, I'm just trying.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
To figure out hold up. I'm trying to figure out
the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do
she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
the bedroom? You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to know.
I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
That's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your main.
But I just can't believe calling enough about some I
don't have it no more. Only thing I have to
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deal with is my child.
Speaker 16 (45:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped out.
Say dude, I got to go okay, okay, okay, but
can you give me a good reference owner? That's all
I'm trying to get out. Man. The reference is don't
die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica,
me and her, but hey, you ain't gonna have to
worry about the relationship with Monica. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay,
(45:59):
hold on, man, let me gonna break this to you.
First of all, me and Bonica then dated for the
last year, off and on. We just finished. Get hold on,
hould up, dude, the last year. Man, This woman just
got divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that
who must have messed up money? Hold on, I ain't
look look, I ain't calm nothing. The reason why y'all
broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
(46:20):
I ain't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say, mate,
why don't you slide your little slick back under that
rock that you slipped from monthy? He a dog, I
can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.
But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man? Hey,
can you just give her brother some references? Man, somebody
can look out for some signs this year. Reference I'm
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gonna give you is when you don't have enough money
when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call
me for that. When she needs some more money for this,
Oh well, baby, I just gave you my check? What
don't mean nothing? And are you pull up your finger account?
Ain't no money in that? That's the reference yore? Need? Hey,
(47:03):
I need to hear from you, especially if you who
was around with my why while we was married? Telling
about married? Hold up the reference here, I'm gonna find yo.
I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig
yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give your reference.
Then face to face. Hey, dog, I ain't trying to
(47:24):
have no altercation with you.
Speaker 16 (47:25):
Man, an boy, you must have been trying to have
something you dialing my okay, dog, let me okay, one
more question, man, and then I'm gonna be out your air.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I just like I said, I just wanted a few
things and know some background on them. Man. You you
out of questions on boy, you out of questions. Okay,
but this I just need to know this because I
want everything he man, I want everything to run smooth, dog.
But I want us to have a good understanding. Do
you have a problem man, with with your little girl
calling me daddy? What did you just as you asked
(47:55):
me about my daughter? Hey, Hey, hey, calm down, dude,
come coming. I'm gonna Pete.
Speaker 16 (48:02):
You ask about mine, This is about mine.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Hey, I'm just here. You around me time. I won't
come in. Oh boy, look I'm gonna find because you
are bad. You missed the bad. You down number. Not
only you got that, but man, you're talking about time.
I'm just asking. Do you matter?
Speaker 16 (48:22):
She called me?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Oh boy, look here man, that child there. They cannot
come at your You know what I'm saying. Say man
this man, I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you
(48:44):
calling me back? Gott it, Scotty, Gotty.
Speaker 16 (48:47):
I'm here, man, look at why are you down?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I just try to man you something. Boy, you don't
have nothing to take on me home. I want to say, Scotty,
just listen to me. Man. I want to say this.
This is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Yo.
Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey, man,
it's who who Scotty, Scotty. This is Tommy Man left you.
(49:11):
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian
got me the prank phone call you say man, Man, Oh,
I'm about to go.
Speaker 16 (49:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Hey, dude, I'm about to go ballistic over here. Man. Hey,
Brian got one coming though.
Speaker 16 (49:28):
Oh Man, you all right?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Man?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah yeah, they man Man, Tommy Man. Well, hey, I'm
glad you were playing man because talk about my little girl.
Oh boy, Brian, No, it's gonna be on in his world.
Speaker 16 (49:48):
Man, I'll go, dude, Brian got you Man, he got.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
You good jog Hey Man, one more thing? Man, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land? Man and Steve Harvey? More thing?
Speaker 8 (50:01):
So come on, man, did answer question?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Now?
Speaker 9 (50:09):
He did?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Jay didn't get the reference.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Calling daddy that it was too much.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Let me tell you something. From the moment he picked
up the phone, he was not the he was not
the dude to call.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Nothing. Dog. He didn't want to.
Speaker 10 (50:30):
Just didn't know. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (50:33):
He said, I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I was about to go, like, were you already there?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
No, no, no, ladies, ladies, he got another level. That
dude got you right, dog, That dude right there. As
soon as he find out where you at, he got
a whole nother level because there's some stuff on him
oh oh dah.
Speaker 10 (51:04):
Everything took him up to a different level, every level,
level level.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
East my pace right today when you capped it off,
you talking about his daughter, your little girl called me that.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
All the big.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am I shooting my TV show
Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love,
but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
nephew is in town. Tickets and own sale right now.
I said it, Ay, Shirly, it.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Is on you.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
That was a good one. Coming up next my Strawberry
Letter subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
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Speaker 7 (52:17):
Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Thank you the nephew subject. My wife keeps leaving me
and coming back. She keeps leaving me and coming back.
To Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty five year old man
with two kids and a step daughter by my wife.
I love my family, but I have come to a
breaking point with my wife. For the second time in
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four years, she has left the home and cut off
all contact with me and the kids. The first time
she left, she ran off with a man that she
met online. She bought a bus ticket and wrote, rode
out west and didn't contact us for a month. Eventually,
the guy dumped her and she reached out to me.
I ended up sending her four hundred dollars for her
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to get back home. Earlier this summer, I was grilling
and the kids were in the pool. My wife said
she had to run to Walmart to get a few things.
We have not seen her since then. The kids and
I rode all around town looking for her that night
and the next day. I kind of figured she'd left
us again, but I didn't want to upset the kids.
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I filed a missing person's report with the police, and
the police told me since she'd left before, they wouldn't
open an investigation right away. I posted pictures on Facebook,
and instantly I got all kinds of messages saying that
she'd been seen around our city and a few cities
close by. I wasn't surprised, and I waited for her
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to call home. After forty five days, she called, saying
she needs to come back home and she is ashamed
of what she keeps doing to the family. I told
the kids she called and is ready to come home.
They said I shouldn't let her come back, and we'd
be just fine without her. We've been married fourteen years,
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and I've kept the marriage together for the kids. But
now they're saying to throw her and the whole marriage away.
Do you think I should take their advice or give
my wife one more chance? Please advise? Well, I mean,
you know, the decision, of course, is ultimately up to you.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
What you do.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Should you take the kid's advice or give your wife
one more chance? Is that what you want to do? Well,
it's certainly not what the kids want you to do,
because they're sick of her, they really are, and they
let you know so you can let yourself off the hook.
They want you to stop feeling guilty about all this.
Your wife leaving and coming back and running off with
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some man she met online, and you know, just not
hearing from her, no contact for forty days and a
month forty five days. What is all of this? And
then you have two kids, and one of them is
her daughter. She's sick of her mom too. They want
a divorce from her, and really, so should you at
this point. Your wife doesn't care about you, she doesn't
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care about the kids. And your kids, I don't know
how old they are. You said they were in the
pool while you were grilling, but I mean they're cool
just with being with you, dad. I just say, I'm
saying sorry here, but your wife is trifling and she's
a horrible mom. I mean, is she on drugs or something?
What is going on with her? Who just walks out
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on her family and comes back like nothing ever happened.
I'm sure this is devastating for your children, I'm sure
it is. Who does this? Why should they have to
continue to go through this time and time again? They
can't be secure, they can't, you know, they're unsure of themselves.
And why should you have to continually go through this?
(55:52):
Who can live like this. I just you know, you
never know from one day to the next if you'll
have a mom or if you're a wife or not.
I say, pack her bags, put yourself and your kids
out of this revolving door of a marriage, and tell
your wife that you and the guys will be just
fine without her. She's selfish and that's what the kids
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want you to do anyway, But unless you really want
to do it, and I don't see why you wouldn't,
I don't know, don't let her back. Okay, she's a
source of misery for you, guys.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
Steve, Well, let me start by saying this to you.
Speaker 7 (56:31):
It ain't a good look when your kids is smarter
than you, right, you know, it just ain't a good look.
Let me just start there. Okay, all right, here we go.
You a thirty five year old man, got two kids
and a stepdaughter. I love my family, but you had
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a break in point. For the second time in four years,
she'd have left home, cut off all contact with me
and the kids. The first time she first time she left,
she ran off with a man she met online. She
bought a bus ticket and rolled out west. What a
(57:18):
trifling this badass decision. Who buys a bus ticket to
ride out west? You know, like she in a Western
or something. Go west, young man, fortune out there. And
she left you for a dude that sent her a
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bus ticket, from a man that has a house with
a swimming pool in it in the backyard, grilling.
Speaker 8 (57:50):
She left you for a man that sent her a
bus ticket.
Speaker 7 (57:58):
Your wife is not a bright person. The kids are,
the wife is not. So let's try to make some
sense of it. And she bought a bus ticket rode out.
She didn't contact us for a month. Damn man, that's
(58:18):
hard it's hartful. Eventually the god dumped her. She reached
out to me. I ended up spending four hundred dollars
for her to get back home.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
Now you obviously bought a plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Hold on, We'll hold on, Steve, hold that up, God,
just hold it, hold it. We'll have part two of
Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
(58:51):
Strawberry letter. The subject my wife keeps leaving me and
coming back.
Speaker 7 (58:58):
Yeah, yeah, she been doing it. Second time in four years.
She done left. The first time she left with a
man she met online. She bought a bus ticket and
rolled out west. I knew this relationship was doomed. You
(59:20):
meet a dude online, he's buy you a bus ticket,
all right? Eventually got dumptor. You ended up sending four
hundred dollars for her way to get back home. Yost
it that bought the airline ticket. Clearly you care more
about her than the dude online. Now hit a good
(59:42):
one right here. Earlier this summer, I was grilly, kids
was outside in the pool. My wife said she had
to run to Walmart to get a few things. We
ain't seen her.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Ass s horrible?
Speaker 7 (59:59):
What did she What happened at the walmart? This is bad?
The kids and I rode around town looking for her
that night and the next day what.
Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
And the next day.
Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Then the dude said, because he got tuition, I kind
of figured she left us again. I ain't want to
upset the kids, so I filed a missing person report.
Police told me, since she left before, they wouldn't open
then investigation right away. Then you put some pictures on Facebook,
and everybody started calling you telling you I saw that
helper doll, that Earl Turner's right, Well, I saw up
(01:00:44):
at Abigail's. She was at the Speak Easy Too, that
she came into tab on Friday. They just saw her everywhere. Yeah,
you know, she old bro that go do country stuff.
You know this ain't no big city chick.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh okay, because of the bus.
Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
So I wasn't surprised. And I waited for her to
call home after forty fat days so crazy. This help
of call back home says she's ashamed of what she
keeps doing to the family. Shirley says something right. Is
she on drugs because this guy crackhead rolled all over it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Yeah, matter of fact, let me let me let me,
let me let me back it down a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Is she on meth? Let me tell you what when
you see her look at her teeth real good? Why
because if you won't, matthe your teeth is shot. Oh
you ain't see the Tiger king?
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah I saw, yeah his man.
Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Did you see his mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
I don't care what your sexual preference is. You they
want somebody with some better looking.
Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Teeth than that. Damn, you got to have your mouth right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You have to, you have to.
Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Now I told the kids she called and ready to
come home. The kids said, don't let her come back.
We just fine without it. You know, you messed up
when your kids don't want their mama.
Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
No more, your blood daughter, your blood daughter.
Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
We've been married fourteen years, and I've kept the marriage
together for the kids. Now this is interesting because now
they're saying to throw her in the whole marriage away.
So if she had a stepdaughter, the stepdaughter got to
be at least fifteen, because y'all only been together for
fourteen years. Unless she had the baby while she was
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on the bus.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Trip, she could have.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Crazy right here she is.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Do you think I should take their advice or give
my wife one more chance? Let me ask you something, bro,
give your wife one more chance to.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Do what to leave a third time?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Please advise, brother. I don't even know why you struggling
with her. This is not a sign of a person
that's no longer any in love with you or her family.
She loves something else.
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
I ain't saying she owned drugs. It do sound like
drugs to me because she go on these benches. I
don't know what's wrong with her, but if the kids
deserve better, you seem like a good man, you probably
get you a good woman.
Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
Me personally, I'm just this just Steve Harvey talker.
Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Please don't tweet and facebook me about my responses because
you know I don't really care no more. I really don't.
I done got sixty three. I don't got real comfortable
with what I'm saying on this show. I divorce, Yeah, yeah,
I'm divorcing her.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Thinking has real choice.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
I'm divorcing her. I'm not living like this is clear.
You don't want me and these kids.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I don't want to see sending the kids through it,
and I want somebody to agree with me and the
kids and be in the pool.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You could leave your husband and your kids.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You will leave me or somebody that bought a bus ticket. Yeah,
that's what I'm throwd off that I could see if
you came up. You didn't even go lateral. You just
took a step down. You rode a bus out west.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
We don't even know where that is. I mean y
out west, just west.
Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Yeah, yeah, probably just went western Mississippi, ended up ended
up in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Just wherever.
Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Yeah, this is she's a she's.
Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
A bad woman. She's not a good person. I'm dealing
with them. You can do what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
But he thank you, Steve. Post your comments on Today's
Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening
hard morning show. All right, Steve, your nephew is here
with things you whisper. You have to come on now.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
You gotta know, there are some things that you just whisper.
You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
something it's going down and it ain't going right. That's
some things that you just whisper all the time. You
under what I'm saying, Verily, you hear me, get that? Yeah,
he said, I know a lot of them. Okay, when
(01:05:41):
you whisper, But there are some things that you whisp. Okay,
now I'm just gonna ask. I'm just gonna ask you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
J I'm just.
Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Thank I'm just gonna ask you on though.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Have you ever been in that moment where there's things
that you just whisper?
Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
How you said?
Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
Okay, but if you have been, I'm not. I'm not
going to do this, man, But tell me the things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Tell me when you've been in the heat of the
moment that you just knew you needed to whistle.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Well, all of mine ain't been in the heat of
the moment. Mine has been other times.
Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
Like what like here on your.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
God, that's a good whisper, that's a good ques.
Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
That's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
What else? What else? Uh hm?
Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
I my wife just walked in.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
One God.
Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
The dance floor. Yeah, you're just having a good time.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yeah you Yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy.
The girl tripped and showed up at the same club
you at.
Speaker 8 (01:07:25):
That's good, y'all got on? Okay, things you need to
whisper your daddy.
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
We're talking about Malcolm.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Malcolm, Yeah, Malcolm, my daddy.
Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
I got one for you. The police in here?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
What what did you say?
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
The police in here? Which one? Ignorant?
Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
Ignorant show boy?
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
All right, thank you, nephew. I think we get the point.
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question for you, guys.
Is your partner your best friend? Were you friends before
you came romantic? You know it seems, despite the popularity
(01:08:32):
of dating apps, most relationships start the old fashioned way.
That's right, Most of them do with people who are
friends first. In fact, researchers have found that sixty six
sixty six percent of people were platonic friends with their
partner before starting a romantic relationship. So, Steve, I gotta
(01:08:53):
go to you. Do you believe there are benefits to
being friends with someone before you date them?
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
I mean, it is, It's not necessary, but it is,
But it's not necessary. And a lot of relationships start
the other way first, they get physical before they're good friends. Yeah,
and I'm right right now, I'm married to my best
(01:09:23):
friend because I ain't got nothing. You ain't got no what.
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
I ain't got no real friends.
Speaker 9 (01:09:30):
Though you know I ain't.
Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
I don't really have no dudes I share everything with.
Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
I just don't. I've grown out of that space.
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
I want to ask you this because this always puzzled me.
What about people who are friends? They're really, really good friends.
We have a lot of strawberry letters about this. They're
really good friends, and then they try to be romantic
and it doesn't work out and the friendship gets all
weird after that. Thanks you know.
Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Look, look, look, look, look I said one hundred time,
so I'm not gonna stop saying if a man is
attracted to you, it's hard for him to stay your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Right, we said that all about.
Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
I don't know how, I don't and I don't know
why we keep debating this thing. If a man is
attracted to you, it's gonna be really hard for him
to stay your friend.
Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
It's really hard. So let's just notice.
Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
If you know that you're attractive to this guy, and
y'all just friends, it's just until you see a crack
in the door.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yeah, a physical friends friend? What a physical like a
friend with benefits about.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
We're gonna be physical, but we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
That's not a physical friend. That's a kind of relations
that's a friends with benefit type.
Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
That's a sexual relationship.
Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
Call it what you want to call it. It's a
sexual relationship and eventually feelings on one one of the
parts it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Get in there, usually the woman, Usually the woman exactly. Yeah,
that's what I love you in love?
Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Man't nobody sign up for love. It's sposed to be
just a nice physical says the host. Are ready to love.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Radio Tommy and Stevie, Tommy, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
You ain't all the way crazy, Tommy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Far from it, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
It is still your contention that men and women it's
hard for them to be friends without being physical.
Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
That is that what you're saying if the man is
attracted to you, I've never seen what?
Speaker 9 (01:11:53):
How?
Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
What that's that?
Speaker 17 (01:11:56):
So then the question is what we just brought up,
Shirley with this with the segment to be friends? Can
you first and then date? And you're saying that if
you are friends and that man is a try the woman.
But you said what we're trying to say, if you're
gonna be friends first and then you're gonna date, how
(01:12:18):
does that work if you say men and women can't
be friends.
Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
If a man is attracted to you, eventually, when there's
a crack in the door, he's going to annoy if
he can put his foot into the door.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, and be more than friends.
Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
With these relationships that turn start out that way, you
can turn out and blossom into wonderful and beautiful relationships.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
It can happen then sometimes.
Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
And that's a great way for it to start because
you started as friend. It's a great thing to happen.
Now here's a sad part attracted to you.
Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Yea, we got to go, Steve, hold on, we gotta go.
All right, we'll be back with more of this Steve
Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back, Steve.
Let's try to clear this up once and for all
if we can, because there's so much debate about this.
Can men and women be friends? And once they cross
(01:13:18):
that physical line, can they still be friends? Because sometimes
that gets weird. So so let's let's try to clear
this up because it is a debate, ongoing debate between
men and women. All the time. You say what.
Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
Man did you.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
And every time this way I'll be telling them you
say the same you say it.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Men and women can be friends only if the man
does not find the woman attracted or is not attracted
to her for.
Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Whatever the reason.
Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
If a man finds you, ave and is attracted to
you and is your friend, I want you to understand
that the moment there is a crack in the door,
a chink in the armor, and he see a way
he can fit in and be more than your friend more.
You'll do that, absolutely, he will unequivocally. Now, can you
(01:14:19):
start a friendship that way and it blossom into a relationship? Yes?
And you know why the blossom into a relationship because
he's been attracted to.
Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
You the whole time.
Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Period.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
Now here's the sad part that.
Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
You don't want to hear.
Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
Okay, if the man is not attracted to you or
find you unattracted, you can be his friend.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay, all right, we'll be debating this for centuries to come.
All Right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're
listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, time Now for
would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
friend baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Give me that dog? Give me that dog? Man, Yeah, now,
I got that dog. I ain't got I ain't got
this rock that dog. I ain't got the birth that dog.
Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Yeah, your dog can't tell on you, So give me
the dog because I'm gonna study your damn dog. I'm
gonna let his ass goby.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
I beat him.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Forgot your baby? You be looking for your We both
do the dog. At least I can feed the dog,
and the dog will do what he got to do.
Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not I'm
going to forget your dog.
Speaker 13 (01:15:38):
Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
I don't I know.
Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
I am.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
need to your dog.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
They don't know they competital til they get in there.
Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
They don't know they can do it that they get
in it.
Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Would you rather the painful truth? The painful truth? Or
would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
Because I'm always for the comforting line. Unique.
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
You don't want another truth?
Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Lie me? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate the effort. What
do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
All three comedians on this show we cool with line.
Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
We cool with it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Another truth? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Truth, If you can really lie to me and make
me feel good about.
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
It, I won't lie.
Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
know you.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Tried the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain
as long as probably.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Hear it and get it over with. All right, all right?
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Oh god, one of you girls.
Speaker 9 (01:17:20):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Dirty kitchen, yees, a dirty bathroom me too.
Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Let me know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
You put your effort in, but that bathroom, your ass
is nasty.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
You is nasty.
Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
I'm so funny about bathroom, Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Would you rather have massive success by accident for modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 15 (01:17:56):
A massive accidental success? Massive, massive, lucky?
Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
We want to I want abundance. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
have some closing remarks from Steve Harvey, and it's our
last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
All right, Steve, here.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
We are our last break of the day. It's been
a good Thursday, unt. It's been an ignorant Thursday.
Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
You made good on your promise.
Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
Yeah, I told you what I was gonna dos.
Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yes you did.
Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
It's been a good Thursday though.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Good to be back in all of that, and time
for you to get us out of here with some
closing remarks and inspiring words like you always do.
Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
I want to encourage people, but I got to tell
you the truth about it. You know, it's sort of all.
I've decided to go forward with the truth as I've
learned it, and I've decided to ignore naysayers and people
who don't want to hear the factual part of how
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difficult success is. But if you explain it to people
and they understand that you've gone through the hardships of
trying to become successful yourself, when they face hardships, I
think they can see it better for themselves. And Dion
Sanders told me one time. He says, Steve, stop throwing
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the life raft to people swimming away from the boat.
He said, just throw your life raft to them people
that want to be saved. So and that's saved in
just a and an analytical sense or an analogy that
he was using in terms of people who want to
be motivated or encouraged or given the tools for success.
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So in light of that, here's something else I want
to remind people love because people don't like to hear
about the uncomfortable side of it. You know, they want
to just go. You know, I want to sleep long
as I want. You got to get this much sleeping. Okay, Fine, Fine, fine.
I had to come to that resolution after speaking the
truth about sleep as I know it. As I know it,
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I can't tell you anything I don't know. I don't
know how to be successful sleeping a third of your life.
I don't know anyone that made it to success sleeping
a third of their life. I just don't know anybody. Now,
if you're wealthy, you can sleep eight hours, but if
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you're trying to get there, I just don't know anybody
that's done it that way. And that's all I was
trying to speak about. So what I'm about to share
with you now is another thing. See, and I want
you to understand something about when you see people with
what you considered convenient lives, Convenience is built by inconvenience.
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It's just the way it is. Convenience is built by inconvenience.
If you want to have a convenient life, you are
going to have to inconvenience yourself on many, many occasions,
and it won't be just some every now and then.
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In order to have a convenient life, you are going
to have to spend a great deal of your current
life being inconvenient. It's the only way it's done. For
every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. That's a
scientific law, but it's also a spiritual law. If you
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do good to everybody, good will come to you. If
you do evil to everybody, evil gon't come your way.
So convenience is built through inconvenient. For every action, there's
an equal and opposite reaction. So if you put out evil,
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the equal and opposite reaction will be the equal is
you gonna get evil to The opposite is is you
won't be putting it out, It'll be coming back to you.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
So do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
So if you want a life of convenience, it is
built through inconvenience. Another way to look at it is
and what I just had to come to terms with
on my journey to success. And this is not a negative, y'all.
It's okay, because success is very, very hard.
Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
It just is.
Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Man. I wish I could tell people it's not hard,
but it is. You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
If you're trying to be comfortable, you're going to have
to get okay with being uncomfortable for stretches at a time.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry if that doesn't sound right to you.
But if you talk to successful people, they will share
that information with you that you have to be comfortable.
You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable
to become successful. It's inconvenient to become successful, it really
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really is. But these are things that you have to
be willing to cope with to get the equal and
opposite reaction. The equal part is this inco the opposite
part is this inconvenience will become convenient.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
That's It's just.
Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
That's the way it works.
Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
I wish I could. I don't know if I'm saying
it to you the way I want to deliver a message,
But I'm just trying to get you to understand that
it's okay. But in your moments of uncomfortableness, moments of inconvenience,
you can rest assured that God is with you all
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the way that God didn't say your life would be easy.
Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. And
all you want to know is that what I'm going
through will create the possibility of me becoming successful, then
I'm willing to go through the necessary pains and gross
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and everything to become successful. And if you got God
in your life, he can give you the strength, the power,
the will to endure anything. With Christ, all things are possible.
Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. You've
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got to understand that that's my best.
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all ball at all.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't give them.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A bu busy.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to show.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
To I don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know you know.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You gotta turn you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the
word the money up.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come on you think, huh? I sure will? Good
morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
me now.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
One and only Steve Harvein got a radio show, keep
saying it can't stop. Man, oh man, oh man, what
a journey it has been. I thank God for every
single step of the way. I learned to thank him
for the bad times too, because it taught me something.
All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable
experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned
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a little bit more about getting up. Every time I
was told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
It made me stronger, It toughened my skin. It made
me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
learn how to deal with people who don't have your
best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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who is who in your life. It shows you who
you can depend on and who you came. And at
the end of the day, what has taught me most
of all my hardships in my life?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
And it's really about me and God.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
That is the one factor that has been never changed
in my life. God has always been the same for
me and for you and for all of us. His
word is true. It don't waiver, it don't shake. You
can shape it. Readjust it if you want to. It
is really the way it's written. It really is. You
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have your version of it if you want to. But
if you just read it the way it is, it's
real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time you
jump through a loophole, there's something over there written that
counters that. So is what I want to get to today.
Listen to me. You got it within you? Oh it's there,
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Just use it. Listen to me close. You got it
within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. If you
hear me clearly, I'm really finn to show you something
this morning. Got it within you?
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Oh it's that.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Just use it. Steve, what you're talking about see, here's
what's wrong with a lot of people. Here's what's stopping
so many people. You keep looking. We keep looking for
others to save us.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
We keep looking.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
For someone else to rescue us. We always looking for
some group of people or somebody to accept us. We
keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking for
some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody, some group
of people to give us credibility, somebody or some group
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of people who says we matter. We spend so much
time right there, and when the cavalry don't come over
the hill, when it ain't no saving, it ain't no deliverance,
And hey, you don't get accepted, and don't nobody really
come to save you, and there't nobody vouching for you
and giving you credibility and throw you into something? Nah,
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you into this little state of man. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. Oh you got it within you,
Oh it's there, Just use it. You want to know
what the real deal is, y'all? It's you and God,
and it's the God in you. Man. I wish I
could explain this right to you today. I want you
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to fill me on this right here and when you
shake everything out the way, get rid of all your
expectations of people. The relationship you thought was gonna last
forever that didn't make it, the child that you wanted
to be, this that turned out to be that, your
friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
In the back. You found out they wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
The job you thought was gonna keep you and you
retire on they didn't, closed down, gave you a pink slip.
All of this. Man that promised that somebody told you
they was gonna loan you this money, and on loan
day they say they ain't got it. Oh man, oh man, man,
this money you thought was gonna come through on this check,
The check ain't there? Oh man? How many disappointments in
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life can you get? You thought you had enough credit
hours to graduate. You found out two weeks before you didn't.
You can't graduate. Oh listen here, man, what's gonna helpen?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Man?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Look at the disappointment in my life right now. But
let me explain something to you. When you get rid
of all of that, guess what you really got. You
got God, that's the whole enchilada. Baby, that's the ball
of wax. That's the monkeys in the barrel, that's the
bag of chips.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Listen to me.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Now?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
You and God and the God in you, it's really
what you need. Stop looking for all these outside sources
for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to
save you, the calvary coming over the hill. Why won't
they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure? Why
they fire me? Why they forek closing on my house?
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Don't they know I'm laid off. When you get through it,
all of that whining, it's gonna come down to you
and God and the God in you. If God created
man in his own image, God is a part of you,
that is a piece of you that's godly. I don't
care who you are. I don't care what mistake you made.
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The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
God in him. The biggest criminal. When he gets through
criminalizing or whatever you want to call it, he's sitting
there by his self. That is a piece of God
in him that lets him know this ain't the way.
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It's wrong. You can love his money if you want
to put you out of line, and you gonna pay.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
When I get through on this microphone, on this TV,
all these articles, when I get through it all of that,
you know what it comes down to.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Because see, it ain't always been this way for me.
You know, I've been trying to get here, trying to
get that. Listen to me.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
It's been me and God and it's been to God
in me. When I woke up a few years back
and I realized that's really what it was, it changed
my whole life.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It changed my whole life.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
it's really you and God and the God in you,
really man. People disappoint you. You argue with people, You
fall out with people, you break up with people, you
divorce people. You got people who you thought was friez.
All of a sudden you find out they talking about
it's crazy out of here. You be going, what's going on?
What's really going on? But that's cause guess what you
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got all yours banked on them? When you going to
bank it on the one thing that you can count
on God's word ain't changed since we got here.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
It's solid.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
whatever you ask for. That's a fact that ain't no rumor.
Speakle out here doing it every day. Now, if you
ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it within you.
Oh it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
a weapon available to man called prayer. Use that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
See.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I look at my life, man, whenever I get a
little shaky, I look back. Oh hey man, I ain't
really talking with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
Oh oh oh I know what. Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve,
I ain't winning costs. They ain't get me the loan
all now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
She left me. He left me.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
because you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
it within you. Oh it's there. You just got to
use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
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God in you. And what y'all gonna do about that?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Let's have it.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
You know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention, Steve
Harvey Morty showing live. When I say live, I mean
L I V E live. L is for living, because
that's what we are. Is for ignorant, it's what we
gonna be. V is for victory is what we want
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to win. Is E is for everybody. Put that again.
That that's what's called a acnal. You know what I mean.
That's a that's an acamyl. That that's that's a word
you say, but it acts like it's so mel That's
why they call it an acony. Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
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Let the world be told and let what you're told
be the word. Huh, How that's better? You better man?
Been to a church where the preacher and the deacon
be jacking him up, but he don't really be saying nothing.
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you about goodness.
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You want to hear about goodness.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Chocolate is good.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Two words good means yummy and nests means it's all
in a group. In the words of my favorite poet
of all time. Oh no, no, no, not Angela Mike. Oh,
I ain't talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no, no, no,
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who is I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Come on, Pastor Tupac.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
In the words of Tupac, I get a rhyme. You
know you know what I say? You know? Tell me
how do you want it?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Come on, I'm preaching now, preaching now.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
In the words of another great poet, Uh, Deacon q
Ice to be exact, phone you love. Yes, the words
Jane Brown talking loud and saying nothing.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Amen.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
The church said, yeah, a man again, what is the correction?
You wont sister of calor on you earlier on announcement?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Good? Cali Forni your love.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's the book of doctor Dre and Tupac, not ice Cube.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Amen?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Amen?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh really man? Yeah, well, let the church say this
right here. In the words of Roscoe Wallace. You don't
know that you weren't there, straw.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Berry, Good morning to you, pastor calling for reial, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
We got the best job in the world.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Morning, everybody, Yes, we do. Nephew Tommy pastor Pastor, Good morning,
I'm on fire today.
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah, good day, good day.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
All right, listen, uh coming up next, nephew, run that
prank back right after this. You're listening hardy Morning show.
All right, and it's time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that prank back? What
you got for his neph Mister Reggie, that's my name,
mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Let's go get.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach beyond. How you doing, man,
This is mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Have you heard of me before?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
No, you don't crack the bring of bel And I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
A friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend
of Irlanda's.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
You're a friend of my mother's.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never mentioned me before.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
No, is she okay? Everything cool?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
ready to graduate. You're gonna get your master's.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Right, yeah, I'm getting my NBA.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you. Your mom been telling me about
the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to getting
your uh you know, you're getting your master's in business.
So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
All right, thank you brother. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
Reggie to you.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
A little of a situation that we got here.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
five six.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Years now, and I just that yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that that she
never brought up mister Reggie to you.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
No. No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie.
You know, I didn't even know she had to be
honest with.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You, Okay, So when you started undergrad, I'm the person
that you you know, stepped up and gave your mom
some money so she could put you through school.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
You know, I knew she needed some money to get you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Through school and started out, you know, like I guess,
around your freshman year.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Man. This is bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
telling me you gave my mother the money, because she
told me she got a couple of extra jobs on
the side to get the money to pay for school.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad
I'm the one gave your mom the money is for
you can go to school. And I knew when you
graduated from undergrad. And then she came back, told me
you getting ready to do grad school and I stepped
up some old Here's what I'm getting at, man, I'm
not even calling mister Reggie.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Ms Reggie.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
Ain't called You want me to give you some money
when I get a job.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So here's the deal, man, I didn't give your mom
all this money for six years.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Now here it is now you finish graduate.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And now that you're finish graduate, she called herself wanting
to break up with me.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
So but I mean, I don't know nothing about that.
That's between y'all. B I mean, what do you want
me to do?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
What I want?
Speaker 9 (16:06):
I have you heard your name before?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
So I mean, and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just
right here. I would like for you to at least
call your mama and say something to it on my behalf,
because you know, come on, man, I needn't put six
years in put you all the way through school.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
And now your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I
don't know you. I mean, like, what do you want
me to stay on your behalf?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you
for the last six years. You see what I'm saying this.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Man, I don't even know you. You calling me out
the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money
and then went up for five years. I don't know you.
I never heard your name, never heard of mister Reggie.
You just called me out the blue. It's some trippy
right now.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Man, Okay, okay, understand.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Talkers. You call your your ex girl son like, come on,
man to see hold on, hold on, this ain't no
ex girl.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We we've been cup up. I mean up up to
up to last week. Up to last week. I didne
pay for you to go to school six years now
here it is she want.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
To break up with me.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
I know nothing about that, man, Like I don't know
where y'all broke up. I don't know nothing about that.
Maybe and then you called me out the blue and
I don't even know you. She never mentioned you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
At least at least you can do what's call on
my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Nobody? I don't know who you are.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
lass through schools.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Hey, the check that went to the school have my
mama's name on them. Not no, damn, mister Wreshy. So hey, bro,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It is it is no, it ain't no, he is
what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
your mama want to run out on me?
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Now? Don't want to date me no more.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's some boys right there, man, And you need to
have a little respect for somebody that then took care
of your little lass.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I don't even know you. What are you talking about
to chair me? I don't even know who are you?
Mister Redkie. What kind of name is that? You usually
go by your last name Reggie, people go by my
first name.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
I just called you red man. Come on, Red, I'm
good like I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Okay, let me say this this.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
But you need to call her and take care of
this yourself. Leave me out this sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Now, look here, you owe me a little respect, and
you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking
you to do.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
I know what you are you calling me talking about
called my mama you used to date. I don't know
what you are you're talking about. I owe you some respects.
Are you crazy? Okay, you get my number anyway.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I've been had your number.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I've been had your number, and I spend I didn't
spent thousands of thousands of dollars on your little lands.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I've been had your money.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
Speaker 7 (18:50):
What I need to come to that for?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I did my job.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I took care of your little lads.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
get on off my phone.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Bro Okay, you know what.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I'm gonna go by your mama house. I'm gonna go
by there, and you know what, I'm gonna deal with
her ass today, my damnself.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can,
but if I hear about you going about my mother house,
I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
You're gonna get your ass wood by somebody with the
NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
hear you went by my mother house.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Mister Red.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Now, I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing
about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm a
caller and ask about them, mister Reggie. But if there,
I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna
just break up me out of six years. I got
to put the little boy through schools.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
Well that's what you get for being a sucker to
sounds like you a victim of Why.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Know you ain't sitting here calling me, No sucker, you sound.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
Like a sucker. God, let me hear you win by there.
It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be some smoke
in the city.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
What about Uh? What about Jovis?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Gods Jovis gotta do with this? Godless you up to
you go by there? He grew up with my mother.
How do you know Jarvis? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Because Javis called me, He told me to call you.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your boy, Jarvis.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
What oh what?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hold on, hold on?
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Jarvis told you and called to say you need to
do my mother and college man, my grandmother always here.
Don't be friends with Jarvis.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hey man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
it to me right. What is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
In the land, Steve Harvey in the morning show?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for us
the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO Sinclair and Cago says,
I'm a twenty seven year old single man and i
need your advice on my balding head. I know you
make jokes, but this is not funny to me because
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I'm not even thirty years old yet. I've started to
wear baseball caps a lot more, and I barely brush
my hair because I'm scared of brushing more out of it.
My girlfriend is saying to just let it go and
go bald. But what do you do if you don't
have a nice shaped head. I have been called water
boy all of my life because my head is bigger
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than most and should I just bite the bullet and
shave it.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Yeah, man, you can have a big ass ball here.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What what was that?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
You're gonna have a big ass ball here.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You just break it down the facts.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Yeah, hein no, ain't no, ain't no, ain't no way
around this, dog dad. You know, look, I did all
of it. You can get some rogaine, you can get
you some black stuff. You can hide JT. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
JT my formal ball.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Hey, listen to you get a flocking gun. You gonna
go to work. Man, you can spray your hair. They
got everything right now. But at the end of the day, Doug,
you twenty seven and is going it's because it's gonna go. Yeah.
And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Now.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
They got them things out there now, them lace fronts
and all that for men and all that stuff. You
can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh,
I'm expensive.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Man, you don't want to keep paying for that?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
On, come on outside, come on, walk over.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
You know it's all right over here.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
But Steve, you have to say, though, when you first
went bald, you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
you were real happy once you shaved it up. I
remember that morning you called, all.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yeah, you were cool with it. Yeah, but like, here's
the deal though, Now you don't even have to do that.
You can get a computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah,
they got that. Now they take a picture, they give
you a computer rendering of it. You can see what
you would look like with no hair.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, all right, yes, yeah they got that.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Now they got everything.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
You got options, Yeah, you got but now he already no,
he got a big head. He's yeah, so he just
got to come on.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, Yes, already has
a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint
Louis says. I'm thirty three, and I have four older
brothers that think they can control me. I've always been
attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
my brothers know. For the past few months, I've been
dating my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and
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he's keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure
out if he's using my brother as an excuse to
keep our relationship on the low, or if he's got
something else going on. I'm old enough to do what
I want. So what's the worst that can happen If
I tell my brother.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
His brother gonna beat his friend's hand.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
That's what the deal is.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
That's what the deal is, because brothers, men have a
man cold law. Don't do my little sister dog, don't
come over here with your mess. And then your older
brother knows him really, really well, so now he know
where the skeletons is buried.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
You know, he know all the other.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Chicks and how recent these other chicks were and any
other thing. So that's what he worried about. But you
can talk to him about it and say, hey, man,
you're gonna go sit with my brothers and explain to
him that we love each other.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
But I don't hear love in him. Y'all just seeing
each other.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Just keep there dating. They're just dating right now.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
Why is it such a big secret?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes
takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
a week. After practice the other day, my grandson asked
if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's friend.
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Ask if Joshua played soccer like him, and he said no,
Joshua plays karate. He said that Joshua comes to soccer
practice and they get pizza afterwards. Do I need to
find out who Miss Kelsey is? Or do I ignore this
four year old?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
So you're gonna break up your family over folio?
Speaker 9 (25:52):
May? Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Wow, that's much. That's a man answer right there. See,
because I'm a man, answer this kiss.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
So you go sit up here unless some four yo
old would imaginary freeing names all a bit of what
we got.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh that's the lie.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
to soccer practice no more.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, well, if if you do, I'm going with you.
How about that, I'll take them the soccer pressure. Don't
meet missus Kelsey?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Moving on? Your men stick together, don't you here? We
go Ye, Foxy, and Toledo says. I am a thirty
eight year old single woman and I need to get things.
Something's off my chest down at my job. I'm almost
six feet tall and I sit in a cubicle all
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day trying to be a happy camper. But every hour
I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs and have
a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the male Karen,
and he has always got something to say about the
time I spend away from my little desk. He said,
I smell like a smokestack and my music is too loud.
If I catch Darren out away from work, can I
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curse him out?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Yes? Yes, As a matter of fact, Listen to me,
there's a way you can do it at work.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
I've done it before, which is.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Probably one of the reasons I don't have no jobs.
Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear when ain't
nobody looking, lick your lips and put your lips up
against his ear, because he gonna think it's about something else.
As soon as you put your wet lips up against
his ear, say, if you keep blanking with me. I
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almost slapped the sugar honey Ice temped your face.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Thank you, Celo. You're listening hard Morning show. All right, Steve,
here we go, Jaye, Junior, Tommy, it's none of your business.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Lets go.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You want to explain it.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
I was plaining you see things shirley from time to time,
and if you see it and it's happening, don't care
what it is.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
It ain't your damn business.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It's not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's not all.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
For instance, you in check, you go to church, right,
somebody puts in a five, Yeah, they put a five,
and next plate put a five in, yeah, and they
they got a twenty.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
That got to do with you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I didn't know how that hurts you. That is my business.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Business that it could have been from last week. Probably
could have got it, James last week. The only world
is because if I'm sitting next to you and I
just put the twiny.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
That's the only you get that twenty. Yeah, you get
another twenty. Yeah, But if you touch the twenty I
put it in there around against another twenty, and then.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
You gonna be in the past. Is all that you
got it?
Speaker 12 (29:19):
Absolutely absolutely all right, Junior got one man. I'll tell
you what wouldn't the baby come out white and he
pitched black.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
That ain't nothing nobody.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's another your dad.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I ain't saying that.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Just go along with it. Just go along with it.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's what you're going That ain't none of your nobody.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
As a matter of fact, just say what you know.
I'm gonna say that boy looked like that beautiful baby.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
That's a beautiful.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
You got a cold work.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
That looks hair?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Why?
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Exactly like amble rope.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
But the next day, yeah, she beyond. I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well I have come from.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Don't worry about it, however it putting on, stay out
of it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I like that, all right.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
I got one on that one.
Speaker 10 (30:31):
You know from fact your neighbors lights are.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Out, you know they out?
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Yeah, you know they out because he ain't watching TV
nothing his dog over there around eight o'clock. But the
next day you see him climbing that pole to try
to get his.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Lights back on.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Ye is that you.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
Why you're talking?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What for? What?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
What you bring that over?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
They ain't got nothing to do with the wow?
Speaker 7 (31:03):
All right?
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Well then what if you walk outside and see a
cop put a boot on your neighbor's car?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Is that.
Speaker 12 (31:12):
That ain't none of your b that's none of your bit.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
As long as it's not, you just gotta keep walking,
keep walking.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
I'll tell you something else close to that.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
If I'm out in the parking lot and a cowork
of mine that I do not care for, and I
see somebody stealing his car, that immediately be comes none
of my Yeah, that transaction is completed. I probably ain't
gonna saying. It'll give me more pleasure to go back
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in there and go, man, what I just saw somebody
drive off the little car.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
I actually saw him bust the one.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
That's the pleasure. It took five minutes of how when
I set through the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
If you don't like to do you actually kill a sister?
Got to rush down.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
Taken. I got one, forgot one, you got one.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
I think we all have seen this one.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at
the airport, get to the airport, to the ticketing and
then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with
somebody pushing them.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
It ain't my bus. But I really won't say something.
I confessional you did that. We was in Vegas one time.
We gambled all night and we was missing the flight.
So when we pulled about the carriers, I told them
I needed a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You
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know in Vegas, man, that airport line is it took
me to the front of security, the front of TSA.
I stood up real ginger, hut my stuff on the
conveyor belt. They walked that wheelchair through. I went right
on through that. The lady came back with the wheelchair.
I see the trains now, I'm good. I got hear
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right right.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Well, don't know nobody is business.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You got here when you saw the tray, I got one.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
I got one one. You're in the grow snow shuttering.
You see a lady, You see a lady. You see
a lady, take a hand.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Sometimes you take a hand. I'm in there ahead.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
He takes a ham, Yeah, some chips, some sodas, a
pound of grapes, put them in her crouch and walk
right out.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Not in the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Is that your business? Does that bother you?
Speaker 9 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
No, that's a that's a strong crash, a lot of
stuff that.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
As a matter of fact, I have to respect that.
You put a hand, you.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Put her hand, walk.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
And hold their hand.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Pound the great a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's wrong.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
You have a number.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
That's like when you go.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
I'm kind of like when you see people go to
the dressing room, just they take five shirt and they
go back.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Then, but did they come back with one?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
I got your damn but they look heavy.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're listening Hardy Morning show all right time? Now for
would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Give me that dog?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Give me that dog?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Man, I got the dog, I ain't got I ain't
got the rock that No, I ain't got the hurt
that dog.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog. Because I'm studying your damn dog. I'm
gonna let his ass go.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Little baby, I beat it, forgot your baby. You'll be
looking for your both the dog. At least I can
feed the dog and then the dog go.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Do what you gotta do.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals, you know at all?
Get to feed that baby. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I am.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
need to get dog pedal.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
You're gonna they don't know they can pedal till they
get in there. They don't know they can they get
in it.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful true truth?
The painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 7 (36:05):
God?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna take that, lie be I'm always for
the comforting line.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
When you need it.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You don't want to know the truth.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Lie me man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
the effort.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
What do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
All three comedians on this show we cool with lie.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
We cool with I'm know the truth?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Wow, the truth? If you can really lie to me
and make me feel good about it, I won't to lie.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Oh I'm gonna figure something now. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets
me know you tried.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You know.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
The painful truth.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Let's let's delay that pain as long as Poli can't.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Hear it and get it over with all right?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:06):
God, I don't want.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Because the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in.
But that bathroom, your ass is nasty.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
You is nasty.
Speaker 14 (37:24):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, I'm yeah, yeah,
go with the.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
A massive accidental success, massive massive?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
We want to I want abundance.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Coming more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
is time for comedy roulette. Jay, please do the honors
and explain. Go ahead, we are right priceless, I know, right.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
You gotta do it though, anything if you take four subjects,
because we're all comedians, we can do this. You put
those four subjects, one at a time on a wheel
that goes around and around. When that wheel spins round
and around and around, where that wheel stops. Because we're
all comedians, will do the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, Here we go with the topics. Things you
hide in the fridge from other people? All right? Lies
you tell yourself when you're running out of gas, What
you say to yourself when you get dumped, and what
you say when you're oversleep, spin the wheelcat.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
Spun it, spun the wheel.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I like what you're saying yourself when you're over steep. Ah,
But it's what you say to yourself when you get dumped.
I want to end this one. Let's go, guys, let
me start it out.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Come on, Hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,
so this relationship wasn't gonna work at you anyway.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
I don't really like I didn't really want her in
no way. It was her best friend. I really want
to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Work it out for yourself. Yes, what you say to
yourself when you get dumped, Steve, you do all crazy?
Speaker 7 (39:48):
I ain't crazy, Jay, What you said yourself?
Speaker 10 (39:57):
You say to yourself when you freak up? Trust me,
your breakfast gonna break us up?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You know, I didn't really care for you making me
wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
So I'm glad we ain't doing this no more. This left.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
I'm chaped.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Now, Come on, Steve, what you say to yourself when
you get dumped?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
You say to yourself when you break up. I don't
know how to tell you this, but I never did
like your dogs.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (40:43):
You know true?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Be told true, be tall. My baby mama won't be
back anyway. I ain't worry about this right here.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
What you say to yourself when you get jumped?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
I bet you I can find some.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
Come on, shay, you say to yourself when you're dump
And just in case you get ready to call me,
I have blocked all your.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Know he's hurt. Oh, he's hurt, he's hurt.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
He you know what?
Speaker 7 (41:24):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
What?
Speaker 9 (41:25):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Tommy, she'll be back because don't nobody do that little
thing that I do. Don't nobody else do that.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She'll be back.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
The third person tell me right there, he's hurt. Yeah,
what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve, you.
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Ain't the first person to leave me. You think you
doing something? Thank you doing something that ain't nothing. I've
been left, so it being like you to doing something.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
You say something. I don't know how to tell you this,
but the white girl was checking me out anyway.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
What?
Speaker 8 (42:14):
You know what time?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I'm gonna we're gonna get our life together. We're gonna sart,
going to church and we're gonna just let the lawd
ask somebody. We're gonna let the Lord ask somebody.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
She cut him.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
One more, Steve closing out.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
See huh.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
He my lips.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
That be I'm next to next.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Then it cust him out on the right.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Great job, guys, you're listening Hard Morning show coming up
at the top of the hour right about four minutes
after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today my wife
keeps leaving me and coming back. But right now we'll
talk about that. But right now we're talking about this.
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
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you got for his nep I need a reference. I
need a ref like, I'll give you one. Tell him
to call me.
Speaker 8 (43:32):
Okay, I'm calling for a reference. Let's go cat watch this.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Hello. Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah,
what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying
to actually get a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're
talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to
get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, So
what's he applying for jobs. He trying to go to
work there, No, just actually for like a relationship, a relationship,
(44:03):
stay the whole. Hold up on, boy, wait a minute,
a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no.
See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you
for a reference to whoa.
Speaker 16 (44:16):
Whoa whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Wait mane, who did you say this is? And how
you get my my name? Philip? Man my name, Philip?
I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this.
I feel you don't need to call me with whatever
you and Monica got going on. Y'all need it gone
to deal with that? No? No, no, no, no, no,
I got that.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
May y'all throw hear me out. What I'm trying to
say is is that I figured if I get a
reference and figure out what kind of person she is
and get to get a you know, kind of get
a background, so you can kind of tell me what
kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the whole.
Not see, it might save me sometime from being in
a long relationship. If I know what to look for.
What's good one man say say, oh boy, boy, I know,
(44:56):
I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad
for ain't nobody give me no rest? So don't call
me asking for no like that. If you got number
for monkey, you and Monica need to forget my okay
for hold on? Hold on bro?
Speaker 16 (45:12):
Like I say, Man, I'm just trying.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
To figure out hold up. I'm trying to figure out
the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do
she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
the bedroom? You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to know.
I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
That's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your main.
But I just can't believe calling enough about some I
don't have it no more. Only thing I have to
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deal with is my child.
Speaker 16 (45:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped out.
Say dude, I got to go okay, okay, okay, but
can you give me a good reference owner? That's all
I'm trying to get out. Man. The reference is don't
die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica,
me and her, but hey, you ain't gonna have to
worry about the relationship with Monica. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay,
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hold on, man, let me gonna break this to you.
First of all, me and Bonica then dated for the
last year, off and on. We just finished. Get hold on,
hould up, dude, the last year. Man, This woman just
got divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that
who must have messed up money? Hold on, I ain't
look look, I ain't calm nothing. The reason why y'all
broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
(46:20):
I ain't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say, mate,
why don't you slide your little slick back under that
rock that you slipped from monthy? He a dog, I
can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.
But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man? Hey,
can you just give her brother some references? Man, somebody
can look out for some signs this year. Reference I'm
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gonna give you is when you don't have enough money
when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call
me for that. When she needs some more money for this,
Oh well, baby, I just gave you my check? What
don't mean nothing? And are you pull up your finger account?
Ain't no money in that? That's the reference yore? Need? Hey,
(47:03):
I need to hear from you, especially if you who
was around with my why while we was married? Telling
about married? Hold up the reference here, I'm gonna find yo.
I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig
yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give your reference.
Then face to face. Hey, dog, I ain't trying to
(47:24):
have no altercation with you.
Speaker 16 (47:25):
Man, an boy, you must have been trying to have
something you dialing my okay, dog, let me okay, one
more question, man, and then I'm gonna be out your air.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
I just like I said, I just wanted a few
things and know some background on them. Man. You you
out of questions on boy, you out of questions. Okay,
but this I just need to know this because I
want everything he man, I want everything to run smooth, dog.
But I want us to have a good understanding. Do
you have a problem man, with with your little girl
calling me daddy? What did you just as you asked
(47:55):
me about my daughter? Hey, Hey, hey, calm down, dude,
come coming. I'm gonna Pete.
Speaker 16 (48:02):
You ask about mine, This is about mine.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Hey, I'm just here. You around me time. I won't
come in. Oh boy, look I'm gonna find because you
are bad. You missed the bad. You down number. Not
only you got that, but man, you're talking about time.
I'm just asking. Do you matter?
Speaker 16 (48:22):
She called me?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Oh boy, look here man, that child there. They cannot
come at your You know what I'm saying. Say man
this man, I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you
(48:44):
calling me back? Gott it, Scotty, Gotty.
Speaker 16 (48:47):
I'm here, man, look at why are you down?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I just try to man you something. Boy, you don't
have nothing to take on me home. I want to say, Scotty,
just listen to me. Man. I want to say this.
This is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Yo.
Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey, man,
it's who who Scotty, Scotty. This is Tommy Man left you.
(49:11):
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian
got me the prank phone call you say man, Man, Oh,
I'm about to go.
Speaker 16 (49:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Hey, dude, I'm about to go ballistic over here. Man. Hey,
Brian got one coming though.
Speaker 16 (49:28):
Oh Man, you all right?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Man?
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah yeah, they man Man, Tommy Man. Well, hey, I'm
glad you were playing man because talk about my little girl.
Oh boy, Brian, No, it's gonna be on in his world.
Speaker 16 (49:48):
Man, I'll go, dude, Brian got you Man, he got.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
You good jog Hey Man, one more thing? Man, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land? Man and Steve Harvey? More thing?
Speaker 8 (50:01):
So come on, man, did answer question?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Now?
Speaker 9 (50:09):
He did?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Jay didn't get the reference.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Calling daddy that it was too much.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
Let me tell you something. From the moment he picked
up the phone, he was not the he was not
the dude to call.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Nothing. Dog. He didn't want to.
Speaker 10 (50:30):
Just didn't know. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (50:33):
He said, I'm about to go.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I was about to go, like, were you already there?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
No, no, no, ladies, ladies, he got another level. That
dude got you right, dog, That dude right there. As
soon as he find out where you at, he got
a whole nother level because there's some stuff on him
oh oh dah.
Speaker 10 (51:04):
Everything took him up to a different level, every level,
level level.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
East my pace right today when you capped it off,
you talking about his daughter, your little girl called me that.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
All the big.
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Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love,
but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
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Speaker 3 (51:41):
Is on you.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
That was a good one. Coming up next my Strawberry
Letter subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
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Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Thank you the nephew subject. My wife keeps leaving me
and coming back. She keeps leaving me and coming back.
To Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty five year old man
with two kids and a step daughter by my wife.
I love my family, but I have come to a
breaking point with my wife. For the second time in
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four years, she has left the home and cut off
all contact with me and the kids. The first time
she left, she ran off with a man that she
met online. She bought a bus ticket and wrote, rode
out west and didn't contact us for a month. Eventually,
the guy dumped her and she reached out to me.
I ended up sending her four hundred dollars for her
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to get back home. Earlier this summer, I was grilling
and the kids were in the pool. My wife said
she had to run to Walmart to get a few things.
We have not seen her since then. The kids and
I rode all around town looking for her that night
and the next day. I kind of figured she'd left
us again, but I didn't want to upset the kids.
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I filed a missing person's report with the police, and
the police told me since she'd left before, they wouldn't
open an investigation right away. I posted pictures on Facebook,
and instantly I got all kinds of messages saying that
she'd been seen around our city and a few cities
close by. I wasn't surprised, and I waited for her
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to call home. After forty five days, she called, saying
she needs to come back home and she is ashamed
of what she keeps doing to the family. I told
the kids she called and is ready to come home.
They said I shouldn't let her come back, and we'd
be just fine without her. We've been married fourteen years,
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and I've kept the marriage together for the kids. But
now they're saying to throw her and the whole marriage away.
Do you think I should take their advice or give
my wife one more chance? Please advise? Well, I mean,
you know, the decision, of course, is ultimately up to you.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
What you do.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Should you take the kid's advice or give your wife
one more chance? Is that what you want to do? Well,
it's certainly not what the kids want you to do,
because they're sick of her, they really are, and they
let you know so you can let yourself off the hook.
They want you to stop feeling guilty about all this.
Your wife leaving and coming back and running off with
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some man she met online, and you know, just not
hearing from her, no contact for forty days and a
month forty five days. What is all of this? And
then you have two kids, and one of them is
her daughter. She's sick of her mom too. They want
a divorce from her, and really, so should you at
this point. Your wife doesn't care about you, she doesn't
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care about the kids. And your kids, I don't know
how old they are. You said they were in the
pool while you were grilling, but I mean they're cool
just with being with you, dad. I just say, I'm
saying sorry here, but your wife is trifling and she's
a horrible mom. I mean, is she on drugs or something?
What is going on with her? Who just walks out
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on her family and comes back like nothing ever happened.
I'm sure this is devastating for your children, I'm sure
it is. Who does this? Why should they have to
continue to go through this time and time again? They
can't be secure, they can't, you know, they're unsure of themselves.
And why should you have to continually go through this?
(55:52):
Who can live like this. I just you know, you
never know from one day to the next if you'll
have a mom or if you're a wife or not.
I say, pack her bags, put yourself and your kids
out of this revolving door of a marriage, and tell
your wife that you and the guys will be just
fine without her. She's selfish and that's what the kids
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want you to do anyway, But unless you really want
to do it, and I don't see why you wouldn't,
I don't know, don't let her back. Okay, she's a
source of misery for you, guys.
Speaker 8 (56:24):
Steve, Well, let me start by saying this to you.
Speaker 7 (56:31):
It ain't a good look when your kids is smarter
than you, right, you know, it just ain't a good look.
Let me just start there. Okay, all right, here we go.
You a thirty five year old man, got two kids
and a stepdaughter. I love my family, but you had
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a break in point. For the second time in four years,
she'd have left home, cut off all contact with me
and the kids. The first time she first time she left,
she ran off with a man she met online. She
bought a bus ticket and rolled out west. What a
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trifling this badass decision. Who buys a bus ticket to
ride out west? You know, like she in a Western
or something. Go west, young man, fortune out there. And
she left you for a dude that sent her a
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bus ticket, from a man that has a house with
a swimming pool in it in the backyard, grilling.
Speaker 8 (57:50):
She left you for a man that sent her a
bus ticket.
Speaker 7 (57:58):
Your wife is not a bright person. The kids are,
the wife is not. So let's try to make some
sense of it. And she bought a bus ticket rode out.
She didn't contact us for a month. Damn man, that's
(58:18):
hard it's hartful. Eventually the god dumped her. She reached
out to me. I ended up spending four hundred dollars
for her to get back home.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
Now you obviously bought a plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Hold on, We'll hold on, Steve, hold that up, God,
just hold it, hold it. We'll have part two of
Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
(58:51):
Strawberry letter. The subject my wife keeps leaving me and
coming back.
Speaker 7 (58:58):
Yeah, yeah, she been doing it. Second time in four years.
She done left. The first time she left with a
man she met online. She bought a bus ticket and
rolled out west. I knew this relationship was doomed. You
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meet a dude online, he's buy you a bus ticket,
all right? Eventually got dumptor. You ended up sending four
hundred dollars for her way to get back home. Yost
it that bought the airline ticket. Clearly you care more
about her than the dude online. Now hit a good
(59:42):
one right here. Earlier this summer, I was grilly, kids
was outside in the pool. My wife said she had
to run to Walmart to get a few things. We
ain't seen her.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Ass s horrible?
Speaker 7 (59:59):
What did she What happened at the walmart? This is bad?
The kids and I rode around town looking for her
that night and the next day what.
Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
And the next day.
Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Then the dude said, because he got tuition, I kind
of figured she left us again. I ain't want to
upset the kids, so I filed a missing person report.
Police told me, since she left before, they wouldn't open
then investigation right away. Then you put some pictures on Facebook,
and everybody started calling you telling you I saw that
helper doll, that Earl Turner's right, Well, I saw up
(01:00:44):
at Abigail's. She was at the Speak Easy Too, that
she came into tab on Friday. They just saw her everywhere. Yeah,
you know, she old bro that go do country stuff.
You know this ain't no big city chick.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh okay, because of the bus.
Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
So I wasn't surprised. And I waited for her to
call home after forty fat days so crazy. This help
of call back home says she's ashamed of what she
keeps doing to the family. Shirley says something right. Is
she on drugs because this guy crackhead rolled all over it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Yeah, matter of fact, let me let me let me,
let me let me back it down a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Is she on meth? Let me tell you what when
you see her look at her teeth real good? Why
because if you won't, matthe your teeth is shot. Oh
you ain't see the Tiger king?
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah I saw, yeah his man.
Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Did you see his mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
I don't care what your sexual preference is. You they
want somebody with some better looking.
Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Teeth than that. Damn, you got to have your mouth right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You have to, you have to.
Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Now I told the kids she called and ready to
come home. The kids said, don't let her come back.
We just fine without it. You know, you messed up
when your kids don't want their mama.
Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
No more, your blood daughter, your blood daughter.
Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
We've been married fourteen years, and I've kept the marriage
together for the kids. Now this is interesting because now
they're saying to throw her in the whole marriage away.
So if she had a stepdaughter, the stepdaughter got to
be at least fifteen, because y'all only been together for
fourteen years. Unless she had the baby while she was
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on the bus.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Trip, she could have.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Crazy right here she is.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Do you think I should take their advice or give
my wife one more chance? Let me ask you something, bro,
give your wife one more chance to.
Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Do what to leave a third time?
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Please advise, brother. I don't even know why you struggling
with her. This is not a sign of a person
that's no longer any in love with you or her family.
She loves something else.
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
I ain't saying she owned drugs. It do sound like
drugs to me because she go on these benches. I
don't know what's wrong with her, but if the kids
deserve better, you seem like a good man, you probably
get you a good woman.
Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
Me personally, I'm just this just Steve Harvey talker.
Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Please don't tweet and facebook me about my responses because
you know I don't really care no more. I really don't.
I done got sixty three. I don't got real comfortable
with what I'm saying on this show. I divorce, Yeah, yeah,
I'm divorcing her.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Thinking has real choice.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
I'm divorcing her. I'm not living like this is clear.
You don't want me and these kids.
Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
I don't want to see sending the kids through it,
and I want somebody to agree with me and the
kids and be in the pool.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You could leave your husband and your kids.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You will leave me or somebody that bought a bus ticket. Yeah,
that's what I'm throwd off that I could see if
you came up. You didn't even go lateral. You just
took a step down. You rode a bus out west.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
We don't even know where that is. I mean y
out west, just west.
Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Yeah, yeah, probably just went western Mississippi, ended up ended
up in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Just wherever.
Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Yeah, this is she's a she's.
Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
A bad woman. She's not a good person. I'm dealing
with them. You can do what you want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
But he thank you, Steve. Post your comments on Today's
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Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening
hard morning show. All right, Steve, your nephew is here
with things you whisper. You have to come on now.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
You gotta know, there are some things that you just whisper.
You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
something it's going down and it ain't going right. That's
some things that you just whisper all the time. You
under what I'm saying, Verily, you hear me, get that? Yeah,
he said, I know a lot of them. Okay, when
(01:05:41):
you whisper, But there are some things that you whisp. Okay,
now I'm just gonna ask. I'm just gonna ask you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
J I'm just.
Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Thank I'm just gonna ask you on though.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Have you ever been in that moment where there's things
that you just whisper?
Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
How you said?
Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
Okay, but if you have been, I'm not. I'm not
going to do this, man, But tell me the things.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Tell me when you've been in the heat of the
moment that you just knew you needed to whistle.
Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Well, all of mine ain't been in the heat of
the moment. Mine has been other times.
Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
Like what like here on your.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
God, that's a good whisper, that's a good ques.
Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
That's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
What else? What else? Uh hm?
Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
I my wife just walked in.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
One God.
Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
The dance floor. Yeah, you're just having a good time.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yeah you Yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy.
The girl tripped and showed up at the same club
you at.
Speaker 8 (01:07:25):
That's good, y'all got on? Okay, things you need to
whisper your daddy.
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
We're talking about Malcolm.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Malcolm, Yeah, Malcolm, my daddy.
Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
I got one for you. The police in here?
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
What what did you say?
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
The police in here? Which one? Ignorant?
Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
Ignorant show boy?
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
All right, thank you, nephew. I think we get the point.
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question for you, guys.
Is your partner your best friend? Were you friends before
you came romantic? You know it seems, despite the popularity
(01:08:32):
of dating apps, most relationships start the old fashioned way.
That's right, Most of them do with people who are
friends first. In fact, researchers have found that sixty six
sixty six percent of people were platonic friends with their
partner before starting a romantic relationship. So, Steve, I gotta
(01:08:53):
go to you. Do you believe there are benefits to
being friends with someone before you date them?
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
I mean, it is, It's not necessary, but it is,
But it's not necessary. And a lot of relationships start
the other way first, they get physical before they're good friends. Yeah,
and I'm right right now, I'm married to my best
(01:09:23):
friend because I ain't got nothing. You ain't got no what.
Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
I ain't got no real friends.
Speaker 9 (01:09:30):
Though you know I ain't.
Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
I don't really have no dudes I share everything with.
Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
I just don't. I've grown out of that space.
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
I want to ask you this because this always puzzled me.
What about people who are friends? They're really, really good friends.
We have a lot of strawberry letters about this. They're
really good friends, and then they try to be romantic
and it doesn't work out and the friendship gets all
weird after that. Thanks you know.
Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Look, look, look, look, look I said one hundred time,
so I'm not gonna stop saying if a man is
attracted to you, it's hard for him to stay your friend.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Right, we said that all about.
Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
I don't know how, I don't and I don't know
why we keep debating this thing. If a man is
attracted to you, it's gonna be really hard for him
to stay your friend.
Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
It's really hard. So let's just notice.
Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
If you know that you're attractive to this guy, and
y'all just friends, it's just until you see a crack
in the door.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yeah, a physical friends friend? What a physical like a
friend with benefits about.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
We're gonna be physical, but we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
That's not a physical friend. That's a kind of relations
that's a friends with benefit type.
Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
That's a sexual relationship.
Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
Call it what you want to call it. It's a
sexual relationship and eventually feelings on one one of the
parts it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Get in there, usually the woman, Usually the woman exactly. Yeah,
that's what I love you in love?
Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Man't nobody sign up for love. It's sposed to be
just a nice physical says the host. Are ready to love.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Radio Tommy and Stevie, Tommy, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
You ain't all the way crazy, Tommy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Far from it, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
It is still your contention that men and women it's
hard for them to be friends without being physical.
Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
That is that what you're saying if the man is
attracted to you, I've never seen what?
Speaker 9 (01:11:53):
How?
Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
What that's that?
Speaker 17 (01:11:56):
So then the question is what we just brought up,
Shirley with this with the segment to be friends? Can
you first and then date? And you're saying that if
you are friends and that man is a try the woman.
But you said what we're trying to say, if you're
gonna be friends first and then you're gonna date, how
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does that work if you say men and women can't
be friends.
Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
If a man is attracted to you, eventually, when there's
a crack in the door, he's going to annoy if
he can put his foot into the door.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, and be more than friends.
Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
With these relationships that turn start out that way, you
can turn out and blossom into wonderful and beautiful relationships.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
It can happen then sometimes.
Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
And that's a great way for it to start because
you started as friend. It's a great thing to happen.
Now here's a sad part attracted to you.
Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Yea, we got to go, Steve, hold on, we gotta go.
All right, we'll be back with more of this Steve
Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back, Steve.
Let's try to clear this up once and for all
if we can, because there's so much debate about this.
Can men and women be friends? And once they cross
(01:13:18):
that physical line, can they still be friends? Because sometimes
that gets weird. So so let's let's try to clear
this up because it is a debate, ongoing debate between
men and women. All the time. You say what.
Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
Man did you.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
And every time this way I'll be telling them you
say the same you say it.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Men and women can be friends only if the man
does not find the woman attracted or is not attracted
to her for.
Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Whatever the reason.
Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
If a man finds you, ave and is attracted to
you and is your friend, I want you to understand
that the moment there is a crack in the door,
a chink in the armor, and he see a way
he can fit in and be more than your friend more.
You'll do that, absolutely, he will unequivocally. Now, can you
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start a friendship that way and it blossom into a relationship? Yes?
And you know why the blossom into a relationship because
he's been attracted to.
Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
You the whole time.
Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Period.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
Now here's the sad part that.
Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
You don't want to hear.
Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
Okay, if the man is not attracted to you or
find you unattracted, you can be his friend.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay, all right, we'll be debating this for centuries to come.
All Right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're
listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, time Now for
would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
friend baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Give me that dog? Give me that dog? Man, Yeah, now,
I got that dog. I ain't got I ain't got
this rock that dog. I ain't got the birth that dog.
Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Yeah, your dog can't tell on you, So give me
the dog because I'm gonna study your damn dog. I'm
gonna let his ass goby.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
I beat him.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Forgot your baby? You be looking for your We both
do the dog. At least I can feed the dog,
and the dog will do what he got to do.
Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not I'm
going to forget your dog.
Speaker 13 (01:15:38):
Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
I don't I know.
Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
I am.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
need to your dog.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
They don't know they competital til they get in there.
Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
They don't know they can do it that they get
in it.
Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Would you rather the painful truth? The painful truth? Or
would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
Because I'm always for the comforting line. Unique.
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
You don't want another truth?
Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Lie me? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate the effort. What
do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
All three comedians on this show we cool with line.
Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
We cool with it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Another truth? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Truth, If you can really lie to me and make
me feel good about.
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
It, I won't lie.
Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
know you.
Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Tried the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain
as long as probably.
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Hear it and get it over with. All right, all right?
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Oh god, one of you girls.
Speaker 9 (01:17:20):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Dirty kitchen, yees, a dirty bathroom me too.
Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Let me know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
You put your effort in, but that bathroom, your ass
is nasty.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
You is nasty.
Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
I'm so funny about bathroom, Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Would you rather have massive success by accident for modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 15 (01:17:56):
A massive accidental success? Massive, massive, lucky?
Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
We want to I want abundance. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
have some closing remarks from Steve Harvey, and it's our
last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
All right, Steve, here.
Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
We are our last break of the day. It's been
a good Thursday, unt. It's been an ignorant Thursday.
Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
You made good on your promise.
Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
Yeah, I told you what I was gonna dos.
Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yes you did.
Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
It's been a good Thursday though.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Good to be back in all of that, and time
for you to get us out of here with some
closing remarks and inspiring words like you always do.
Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
I want to encourage people, but I got to tell
you the truth about it. You know, it's sort of all.
I've decided to go forward with the truth as I've
learned it, and I've decided to ignore naysayers and people
who don't want to hear the factual part of how
(01:19:09):
difficult success is. But if you explain it to people
and they understand that you've gone through the hardships of
trying to become successful yourself, when they face hardships, I
think they can see it better for themselves. And Dion
Sanders told me one time. He says, Steve, stop throwing
(01:19:29):
the life raft to people swimming away from the boat.
He said, just throw your life raft to them people
that want to be saved. So and that's saved in
just a and an analytical sense or an analogy that
he was using in terms of people who want to
be motivated or encouraged or given the tools for success.
(01:19:53):
So in light of that, here's something else I want
to remind people love because people don't like to hear
about the uncomfortable side of it. You know, they want
to just go. You know, I want to sleep long
as I want. You got to get this much sleeping. Okay, Fine, Fine, fine.
I had to come to that resolution after speaking the
truth about sleep as I know it. As I know it,
(01:20:17):
I can't tell you anything I don't know. I don't
know how to be successful sleeping a third of your life.
I don't know anyone that made it to success sleeping
a third of their life. I just don't know anybody. Now,
if you're wealthy, you can sleep eight hours, but if
(01:20:37):
you're trying to get there, I just don't know anybody
that's done it that way. And that's all I was
trying to speak about. So what I'm about to share
with you now is another thing. See, and I want
you to understand something about when you see people with
what you considered convenient lives, Convenience is built by inconvenience.
(01:21:02):
It's just the way it is. Convenience is built by inconvenience.
If you want to have a convenient life, you are
going to have to inconvenience yourself on many, many occasions,
and it won't be just some every now and then.
(01:21:23):
In order to have a convenient life, you are going
to have to spend a great deal of your current
life being inconvenient. It's the only way it's done. For
every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. That's a
scientific law, but it's also a spiritual law. If you
(01:21:46):
do good to everybody, good will come to you. If
you do evil to everybody, evil gon't come your way.
So convenience is built through inconvenient. For every action, there's
an equal and opposite reaction. So if you put out evil,
(01:22:08):
the equal and opposite reaction will be the equal is
you gonna get evil to The opposite is is you
won't be putting it out, It'll be coming back to you.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
So do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
So if you want a life of convenience, it is
built through inconvenience. Another way to look at it is
and what I just had to come to terms with
on my journey to success. And this is not a negative, y'all.
It's okay, because success is very, very hard.
Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
It just is.
Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Man. I wish I could tell people it's not hard,
but it is. You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
If you're trying to be comfortable, you're going to have
to get okay with being uncomfortable for stretches at a time.
(01:23:02):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry if that doesn't sound right to you.
But if you talk to successful people, they will share
that information with you that you have to be comfortable.
You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable
to become successful. It's inconvenient to become successful, it really
(01:23:25):
really is. But these are things that you have to
be willing to cope with to get the equal and
opposite reaction. The equal part is this inco the opposite
part is this inconvenience will become convenient.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
That's It's just.
Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
That's the way it works.
Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
I wish I could. I don't know if I'm saying
it to you the way I want to deliver a message,
But I'm just trying to get you to understand that
it's okay. But in your moments of uncomfortableness, moments of inconvenience,
you can rest assured that God is with you all
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the way that God didn't say your life would be easy.
Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. And
all you want to know is that what I'm going
through will create the possibility of me becoming successful, then
I'm willing to go through the necessary pains and gross
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and everything to become successful. And if you got God
in your life, he can give you the strength, the power,
the will to endure anything. With Christ, all things are possible.
Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. You've
(01:24:54):
got to understand that that's my best.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
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