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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black the milk busy.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listen to me, I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta

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do that turn.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Have to turn the mouth the turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the
word of the monju.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody. Y'll listen to the voice.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
got this radio show. Man, how I got here? I
really can't explain it. Only by the grace of God,
That's all I can really tell you. I was talking
with a buddy the other day and he was telling me.

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He said, Man, he had an interesting philosophy about it.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
He say.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
You know, you can have dreams and visions, he say,
but God, God will never show you.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What all he has for you.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
He won't show you all of it because he knows
you'll mess it up. And you know what, Man, I
thought about that, and maw, how true is that?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I know that I got a radio show and see it.
It's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't
see it. But if I would have seen it and
known when he had planned on giving it to me,
I would have messed it up because Number one, my
first question would have been to him, why I got

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to wait so long? Why don't I go down hill
and start on the radio now? And then I'll be
in radio and then TYD, I.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
See there God.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
But see the thing about God is God don't need
your help. Matter of fact, he don't really want it.
All he wants is you to love him and obey
if you can do them two things. I think I
could be wrong. I think he'd be really cool with us.
So had I known about these blessings that he had

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for me, I would have messed him up because I
would have put my thinking in the figuring process, and
that would have jacked it all up. That's the first
thing out to ask why I got away so long?
And then if he'd ha shown me what I was
gonna have to do to get it, I would have
showed messed that up. Man, I ain't finna do that.
I ain't finna do all of that. Wait a minute,

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I got to go through all of these mishaps in
my life. So when I get the radio show. I
have something to share, Man, Why don't I just read
a couple of books and share that experience with them?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
I want you to be transparent. I want people to
be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
struggle to it and see that they can get over.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
See. God never shows you all of it.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Because he know we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have
any books, I certainly please know, I would not be
the host of family. Few can't tell you that. It
is amazing man, how God works. And my invitation to
everybody today is allowed God to work. You know, you

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can ask him why all you want to. And from
time to time I still do no good for me,
But that' me old woe is me?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Lord? Thing that don't really get it for me?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody
who has a thought process so high above mind that
there's no way if he told it to me, I
wouldn't even get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright
you think you are. Man, You just ain't gonna get
how and why he does it his way. You're not
going to understand it. But He has a plan for
each and every one of us. And if we adhere

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to the plan, if we submit ourself to his will
and just say, okay, God, what you want me to do,
I am telling you it is the best way to live.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
You can also do it the way I did it
early on. You can just do what you want to
do and see how it go from now. And I
will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
go good.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
My wife and I were talking the other day and
she said something with me, and I had to write
it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
about sin? She says, sining costs you more than you
want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
you want to stay. Asked my wife where she got
that from. She says some old person told it to her.

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She says, sining cost you more than you want to
pay and causes you to stay longer than you want
to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing what you
want to do. Because we are all sinners, man, all
of us, all of us, every last one of us
a sinners. You will be a sinner until you die.
Now you could be saved by grace. But you're going

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to be a sinner man. You are going to make mistakes.
You are going to in your life knowingly do wrong.
I bet you will. I don't know who you think
you are. I don't know who you've been listening to.
But get this, we are sinners. We were born into
a world that is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay,

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it's our world. But we can make the best of
it because we can form a relationship with God and
we can go to war with this thing, you know,
and we can win. You can actually get over. Being
born into this world is not an end all. It
doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is available
to give you life, and not only give you life,

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but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
of an abundant life than I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
If you took away the.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Finances, trust and believe, I have so many things I
could tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife,
for my children, man, for my family, for the few
friends that I have, for the work that I do,
man for the respect that some people that I feel

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around some people from the reputation earned now I ain't
cool with everybody.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I got that.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
Some people didn't like Jesus. What did he do?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
What did he do wrong to anybody?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Show it to me where he was just out there,
just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
save y'all understand.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I got you.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
I still love you. That's a powerful statement.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Man.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
God will take care of you if you form this
relationship with him. He has something for you. He has
a plan for you that is beyond your imagine nation.
He will give you the desires of your heart. But
he also has some stuff in store for you that
you're not even asking for. That he is willing to
ship to an address that belongs to you as long

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as you stay on the right path and are trying
your best, God to ship you the blessing anyway, because
please know He's done it to me. I'm a living
witness to this that God will ship you blessings and
you ain't gonna be perfect. But if he know your heart, man,
if he know you trying to do better, if he
see you trying to change, if he see you trying

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to get it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble
all the way through this thing. But if he know
your heart and he know you trying to get it right,
and you're doing the best you can, board here, ship
some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man,
You will really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Man, It's crazy, ain't it.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're listening Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
It is upon us in its call Morning. It is
something that we look for faithfully on a daily basis.
It subscribes us and beckons us to begin.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
A new day.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Morning symbolizes a fresh beginning. Morning means that the darkness
is gone, Ladies and gentlemen. This is the darkness gone,
symbol of a new day. Morning show, the Steve Harvey
new day morning show boy, you better come on preaching,

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ladies and gentlemen. Oh Lord, whoa lord, Charlie Strawberry.

Speaker 9 (10:49):
Hey, Steve, Joy coming in the morning. You know that.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy coming in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
He yes, yes, calling forrel.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
You about a minister up in hill, up in here.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Kill junior spaces.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
On seventy two days hospital free think.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
Lot, Yes, Lord, Joy.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I get joy when I think about what is done
for me. I get joy when I think about what
is done for me.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I get joy when I think.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Of bound what you do.

Speaker 11 (11:53):
That's all you know, sir.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, and now that's it for now.

Speaker 12 (11:58):
J Anthony Brown, Joy, I've had joy. I've had Joy.
Leave in the morning, and I told Joy, I'll call
you later. What up, she Hobby, I can't.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
He's not here a whole lot.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Top top Friday morning. Baby, the day's a new day.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Welcome back, shame.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
How y'all doing? How's everybody? What a week? What a fool?
What doing this week? Jane?

Speaker 12 (12:31):
So glad, Steve, I'm so glad. I've been I've been
working so hard. He so glad that the day is
Friday that you can finally take a break.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
Did you know what you hired him, Steve.

Speaker 12 (12:50):
I'm putting the hours in. He actually, well, I don't
have well you oh.

Speaker 13 (12:58):
What you say, Steve?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
He was he just wears his ass out waiting on Friday.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Didn't get in here.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah to Tuesday, Wednesday.

Speaker 14 (13:20):
And it happened gradually because at first it was every day.
It was Monday through Friday. Then it dwindled down, I
think to three days a week.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
And you're really throwing it under the bus.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
Go ahead, no, no, this is the truth.

Speaker 12 (13:36):
Now that was such a free I don't even know
if I'm gonna make it today.

Speaker 15 (13:42):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 14 (13:45):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back what you got for his neft this morning?

Speaker 9 (13:51):
This morning.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
We need a I need a reference. I need a reference.
You understand that getting ready to date somebody you want
to reference, so you might as well call the person
who was last connected with her, and in this case
it was the hubs so called the ex husband.

Speaker 16 (14:07):
And you know you need a reference to the ex wife.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I need a reference. Union needs to start in corner.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
We're still on the airline. Let's weez on in this thing,
ball hit it. I need a reference. Let's go cat.

Speaker 13 (14:28):
Uh hello, U yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to
read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty? How
you doing? Man? I'm trying to actually get a h
a reference for for Monica Monica. You're talking about Monica,
my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference
on her if possible. Oh okay, so what's he applying
for jobs? He's trying to go to work?

Speaker 14 (14:49):
Now? Uh?

Speaker 13 (14:50):
No, this reference is actually for like a relationship, a
relationship that's a whole Hold up on, boy, wait a minute,
a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no,
See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you.

Speaker 17 (15:06):
For a reference. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
Wait mane, who did you say this is?

Speaker 13 (15:11):
And how you get mad? My name Philip, Man, my
name Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone
check this. I feel you don't need to call me
with whatever you and Monica got going on, y'all need
it gone to deal with that. No no, no, no, no no,
I no got that.

Speaker 17 (15:23):
Brother.

Speaker 13 (15:24):
May y'all to hear me out. What I'm trying to
say is is that I figured if I get a
reference and figure out what kind of person she is
and get to get a you know, kind of get
a background, so you can kind of tell me what
kind of person her good points of bad qualities, the
whole not see, it might save me sometime from being
in a long relationship if I know what to look for,
what's good? One man say say, oh boy, oh boy,

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I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I
was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no reference.
So don't call me asking for no like that. If
you got number for money, you and Monica need to
forget my Okay, but.

Speaker 17 (16:02):
Hold on, hold on, bro, Like I say, man, I'm
just trying.

Speaker 13 (16:04):
To figure out. Hold up, I'm trying to figure out
the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do
she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
the bedroom? You know what I'm saying, I'm trying to know.
I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
that's all, man. I ain't trying to come in ere man, look, oh,
but I just can't believe calling enough about some I
don't have a no more. Only thing I have to

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deal with is my child. You know what I'm saying.
And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped
out Say, dude, I got to go Okay, okay, okay,
but can you give me a good reference owner?

Speaker 17 (16:36):
That's all I'm trying to get out.

Speaker 13 (16:38):
Man. The reference is don't die number ever again. And
when I talked to Monica, me and her. But hey,
you ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica.
You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Hold up, man,
let me go break this to you. First of all,
me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off
and on. We just finished. Get hold up, dude, the

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last year. Me and this woman just got divorced a
few months ago.

Speaker 17 (17:03):
Oh so you that who must have messed up money?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
They don't lay hold on.

Speaker 13 (17:07):
I ain't look look, I ain't calm nothing.

Speaker 17 (17:09):
The reason why.

Speaker 13 (17:09):
Y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
I don't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say mate,
why don't you slide your little slick back under that
way that you slip from Mondon. He he ay, dog,
I can slide right on back under the rock you
talking about. But what I'm trying to ask you is
this right here? Man? Hey dog, can you just give
her brother some references? Man, somebody can look out for

(17:31):
some signs that A trick reference I'm gonna give you
is when you don't have enough money when she wants
that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call me for that.
When she needs some more money for this, Oh well, baby,
I just gave you my check. What don't mean nothing?
And or you pull up your fingerccount ain't no money

(17:51):
or not? That's the reference ship needs, ain't. So I
need to hear from them, especially if you who was
around with my boy, why while we was married? Talking
about married? Hold the reference here. I'm gonna fine, yop,
I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig
yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give you reference.

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Then face to face, Hey dog, I ain't trying to
have no altercation with you. Man, Oh boy, you must
have been trying to have something you dialing my okay dog,
let me okay, one more question man, and then I'm
gonna be out your hair. I just like I said,
I just wanted a few things and know some background
on them. Man. You you out of questions on boy,
you out of questions? Okay, but this I just need

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to know this because I want everything he man, I
want everything to run smooth dog, and I want us
to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man,
with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did
you just as you asked me about my daughter? Hey? Hey, hey,
calm down, dude, I'm calming. I'm gonna pete. You asked
about mine? This about mine? Hey dog, I'm just here.

(18:57):
You around me time I will come home. Boy. Look,
I'm sona find because you are bad. You missed the bad.
You down number. Not only you got that, but man,
you're talking about time. I'm just asking, do you matter?

Speaker 17 (19:12):
She called me?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
What?

Speaker 13 (19:14):
Look here, man, at child there? They cannot come at
your You know what I'm saying. Say Man this, man,
I don't I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you

(19:35):
calling me back? Gotty? Scotty Gotty, I'm.

Speaker 17 (19:37):
Hearing man, why are you out?

Speaker 13 (19:39):
You know?

Speaker 17 (19:40):
I just man?

Speaker 13 (19:40):
You something by You don't have nothing to take on
me home. I want to say, Scott, Scotty just listen
to me. Man, I want to say this. This is
nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey man,
it's who who is Scotty Scotty? This is timy Man Man,
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother

(20:03):
Brian got me the plank phone call you say? Man, Man,
Oh well, I'm about to go belistic over here. Man, Hey,
Brian got one coming dough man Tommy. Oh boy, Brian. No,
it's gonna be on in his world.

Speaker 17 (20:21):
Man, I'll go br got you man, he got you.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
Good, hey man. One more thing, man, what is the
baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.
Man a Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (20:39):
All right, thank you that for you coming up next
to his ask the CLO.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Right after this.

Speaker 14 (20:43):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
for the CLO. The Chief Love Officer, The CLO all right,
you heard him, He's ready. This one is from John,
a podcast listener. John says, I've been listening to your
Strawberry letters on the podcast, and I.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Didn't need to write a whole letter. Thank you John
for doing that. But I hope you can give me
some real advice.

Speaker 14 (21:09):
I'm a thirty two year old single male and the
women I meet are around my age and experienced in
the bedroom.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
I try to warn women up front that I'm a.

Speaker 14 (21:18):
Big boy, but even the most experienced women run away
from it and me. For some men, this would be
a good thing, but it's been a problem for me
since high school. What can I do differently to keep
a woman?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Well, what I did, Dog, was I just you know
you got it? I mean, you know, I just you
know good? I mean good question, you know, I understand?

Speaker 18 (21:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
You what you got to see?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
You ain't You ain't handling it right. First of all,
quit talking about it, mum. That's what stars, you know,
because now mentally, and then what you do is after that,
when it gets to the point of the actual act occurring. Dog,

(22:15):
you ain't got nothing to prove. Stop trying to prove stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know, easy, easy, easy.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You know, you know all this, you know all this talk.

Speaker 13 (22:31):
You be here.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I'm finna do this, I'm finna do that now. You're
not easy, so you can keep somebody. It's gonna happen
for you regardless. What you don't want to do is
ruin it for the second time.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Take your time, easy, keep.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
The light out.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Okay, easy, Well, keeping the light out don't really work
for me, because I'm telling you, because it ain't got
nothing to do with darkness.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
So you just want him to surprise the lady.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, but go easy.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
You know you ain't No women have babies. You ain't
that deep. Just slow down. You ain't all that now.
I appreciate you writing me and try to make it
sign like you all that, but you ain't.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Just slow down, baby Jesus.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
You know I used to feel that way too, but
i'd ran up into some stuff in my life.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Boy, well, I was just just just over that wool.
Are you know what you're doing?

Speaker 15 (23:27):
Moving on?

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Destiny in Toledo as.

Speaker 14 (23:33):
We move on, says I'm having a surprise fortieth birthday
party for my boyfriend, and I'm only inviting ten people
because of COVID. A random female called me and asked
for my address because she was paid to dance at
the party as a surprise.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
I told her, no, thank you.

Speaker 14 (23:51):
My boyfriend's brother called and told me he already paid
the stripper, and he demanded that I either give him
his money back or let the girl dance. Should I
mess up the surprise and tell my man to handle
his brother or should I curse him out myself?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Hey, wait a minute, this dude got to be kidding.
You can't have nobody. You can't get a dancer for
your brother.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
And he got a wife, yeah, girlfriend, their boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
But no, you can't do that. You can't do that. Now,
you ain't gotta let your brother handle up. Hey, here's
what you do. I think you need to end this
surprise thing before everybody gets surprised. So I think, really
what you ought to do is I think you ought

(24:37):
to just tell her, Tell the boyfriend ain't no, ain't no,
ain't no stripper coming in this house right here, And
if he want to get your money back, let him.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Give it back. But it's no, it's impossible. You can't
do that. Had no stripper, dancer? How holdadaya? They say?
He forty Yeah, he's turning forty got to be joking? Man,
what funny?

Speaker 14 (24:59):
Yo? What?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
We ain't do that?

Speaker 3 (25:02):
All right?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 14 (25:03):
Celo, Yolanda and Raleigh says, I'm a sixty year old
engaged woman. I've been engaged for four years and I
can't get my fiance to marry me. We've got a
lot in common, but lately he's been using that against me.
If we're watching sports or out hunting together.

Speaker 9 (25:20):
He comments said, I'm cool, just like one of the boys.

Speaker 14 (25:24):
I rarely wear makeup and dress up and dress up
because I'm always at home. Should I take his comments
as a negative thing? Is acting like one of the
boys ever a good thing?

Speaker 13 (25:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Not to me.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
I've never wanted my woman act like one of the boys.
And what oh, and what do you mean by we
be out hunting?

Speaker 9 (25:46):
Hunting together?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
They hunting? Y'all know rabbits or snows? Are they shooting hunting? Oh?
Oh you mean hunting?

Speaker 16 (25:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I thought you meant like swingers? Oh no, hunting?

Speaker 5 (26:01):
No, No, you need to stay your ass at home,
dress up sometime, put something on.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Stop looking like a hunter.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Hell yeah, when I was out in the clubs hunting,
I was going, damn what literally, so I'm sitting there
going hunting. What kind of messages? But I see why
y'all ain't married. Hey, having too munchy, But you're hunting.
You sitting up in the tree and a blind you

(26:29):
in the bushes. Put a gun with him? Damn, stay
your ass on. Quit hunting.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, dressing, Yeah, that ain't sex.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
No, when he comes from surprised him sometimes.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Yeah, you he're the men, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
You ain't nobody lying with me hunting actually walking in
the house with a dead duck in her hand, said it.

Speaker 14 (27:04):
So dress up, put on some heels, put on some lipsticks,
sometimes everything.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, every now and then. You ain't gonna do it
every day, but every now and then, you know.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
Okay, all right? Uh, mis Jay, you have a question?
As we go out, We got like thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh do I have a question?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Thirty seconds?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You want to go hunting? Jay, that's a good dress
you want to.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
I can't believe you thought it was a swingers term.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
So you come once a weekend and you don't have
a question.

Speaker 14 (27:44):
You're listening hard Morning Show. All right, Steve, Steve, this
was for you, Jay, Tommy Jr.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
This segment is for the ladies. Thank you guys.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
This is called jay ways to get a man to
stop hollering at you, okay.

Speaker 12 (28:08):
Because it gets on your nerves, right lady, Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
The way the things you can do, things you.

Speaker 18 (28:16):
Can do you say, holler at us, you know, just
aggravating you red red jack.

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Ways to get that done, coughing uncontrolled the rial I'm talking, go.

Speaker 12 (28:44):
Ahead, don't get us to walking like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I got one. Come on, tell him. You don't go
nowhere without your brand.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
You'll deceased grandmama, And that's grandmama, grandmama.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
You think you cute right with you right at all time,
at all time.

Speaker 16 (29:12):
I tell you what, I'll tell you what. When you
get the American real hard, you say, you know what,
I gotta go get some depenions real quick.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'll be right.

Speaker 14 (29:22):
I hope they got my size still in right, I'm
taking This is for the ladies. The guys are telling
us the waste that we can get men to stop
hollering at us.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, steve.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
A fake test result on your chest that says you
have v D.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
That'll stop them right away.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
D You call it what you want to. It's way
back in the day. If you got y'all on it.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Yes, yes, yeah, you get it.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll understand. You know you got it.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
I act glad you're talking on the phone and say, hey,
don't make me shoot you again.

Speaker 15 (30:05):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (30:13):
These are ways for the ladies to get men to
stop trying to holler at them.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Leave you alone.

Speaker 15 (30:18):
Yeah, don't let them get too in.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Don't let him get too hollows in.

Speaker 10 (30:21):
Start scratching right off under your list when you start
leaving streets. Yeah, just start scratching. He don't know what
that's scratching about.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Start talking.

Speaker 19 (30:33):
I like, come on, you go in the closet and
get butt naked and sit Indian style and burn some
incense to start from.

Speaker 16 (30:46):
No, ye him right there. I promise you'll run his
ass straight on up.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
Help the ladies.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You walk up to your start talking to you say.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Look, look, he ain't gonna do nothing, but my exes
crossed the street.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
He ain't gonna do that watching.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Them get him right up, Come on, waste to get.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
Tell him you got seven kids and the two oldest
is still staying at the house.

Speaker 10 (31:32):
When he started talking, Listen, I need a character. When
you come to court with me. I need somebody to
when you come to court right there.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I'm sorry before we before you asked me to think
can you help me lift.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
My car off my husband?

Speaker 9 (31:51):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Don't worry about it. I just need your help to
get him by money ran over. I got one and
looking right now, I said you better step back. My
girlfriend's very jealous.

Speaker 16 (32:08):
That work like a more physical approach.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
And they start talking to you. I know some thing
that just turned me on. If you see him and
he starts talking to you hot and spit me.

Speaker 15 (32:26):
On the die frame, get all.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Of it in the person it was coughing.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Now this hey baby, right he go, he gonna walk
right away.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
These do you want to stop talking to you? Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well yes do it.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
Thank you guys for your health.

Speaker 14 (32:46):
These are ways that men we can do these things
and make men leave us.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
Alone and stop trying to holler at us. What you
got now, all.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Just stand there and look at it and start pinying right,
Just pee right down and just look at see you
know what that happens.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
He's so gone. Oh I can't believe this is happening again.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
Draw this from your own experiences.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's what I know will push me on.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
That's how said.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
Okay, yeah, that's what it sounds all right, way to
man one.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, this is easy.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
This is simplest, ladies, this one right here. If you
don't have the courage for a lot of stuff and
you just want to finally just get this dude out
your face, here's one simple way to do it. Develop
bad broth.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Coffee, coffee.

Speaker 14 (34:05):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up right after this.

Speaker 15 (34:09):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
All right, guys, and it's time to play a round
of would you rather here we go? Would you rather
get away with any lie you tell? Any lie you
tell you can get away with it? Or would you rather.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
My whole life goal right there? Baby?

Speaker 9 (34:37):
Or this is for you junior.

Speaker 14 (34:39):
Or would you rather detect any lie you hear?

Speaker 13 (34:43):
So?

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Would you rather be able to get away with one
or be able to tell?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
If lying all day?

Speaker 9 (34:52):
Don't you care if someone is lying to you.

Speaker 16 (34:55):
I will lie back.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Just be two liars talking to you.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
That's a good conversation to waven what el ball we
should do that one day we should lie to each
other on a coke.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
No, just the whole damn thing. I just want to
be all mind, be believable. Yeah, it has been my
whole goal in life anyway, man, Lord, thank you Jesus.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I find to say this, and she finna believe it.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yes, she's great and light in you too.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
I don't give a damn. I've been lied to before.
I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.
I want what sound good? I love you? I love
you too, Thank you, baby, see you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem
lie to me? Yeah, Oh my god. Oh you're the
best I ever had. Thank you, baby, best I have
had too.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Cool great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I'm telling
you feel the same way.

Speaker 16 (36:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Let me tell you why, surely because me is research department.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Ain't good at all.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
No, it ain't be true.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
I don't care a lot a lot of now. Okay,
all right, well here's another one.

Speaker 14 (36:16):
Would you rather never pay for taxes? We never pay
for gas?

Speaker 9 (36:22):
You were gonna say that?

Speaker 20 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, I'm about the hell out this gas.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hey, hey, hey, I don't give a damn of gas.
Is thirty dollars a gallon?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
If I could just get out of a all right?

Speaker 14 (36:39):
Would you rather be a star of a small movie
or be an extra and a really big movie like
Top Gun, Maverick or something?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
No damn extra walking around?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Ain't got no hey, stop gun we talk. I'm gonna
be a small ass line.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
You're on the floor, you're part all right, one last one?
If we have time?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Would you rather German chocolate.

Speaker 14 (37:05):
Cake or herd cherry pie?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Because you know why, because it's hard to find a
good cheery path, because I know that's your favorite? Any
sliding my DM.

Speaker 14 (37:21):
All right, all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks, guys,
you're listening morning show. Now, there is science that supports
that kids with older parents, older parents, now, especially fathers,
especially the dads, might be a little more socially awkward

(37:44):
than kids with younger fathers.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right, I can see that.

Speaker 14 (37:48):
So here's the question. Uh, did you guys have parents
that were much older than your friend's parents? And if
and if you did, and if you did, Steve says
you did, So, how do that effect you, Steve.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Growing up, I was in a lot of fights about it.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Really, what do you mean you got teased about it?

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, you know I went to public school with pole kid. Yeah,
whose grandmama that? Hey man? One more time, I.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Told you who that is? I told you twice when
I asked you one more time, grandmama? Lad, then my
mom and my damn mama doog nineteen I'm explained. In
nineteen sixty seven, I done told it, dude. In nineteen
sixty eight, another dude asked me who grandmama up is
here at the school. That was the day after Martin

(38:41):
Luther king funeral on TV. I jumped dead on his head.

Speaker 9 (38:47):
Forget all that piece of love stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, I ain't know that Martin Luther King dead. I
don't want to hear nothing about this peach as. Yeah,
I had old parents. Now, my mama never had me
when they were forty two.

Speaker 14 (38:59):
So oh okay, So do you think age matters when
it comes to parenting?

Speaker 20 (39:04):
Then hell, you talk about what you're gonna talk about.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
You should have them when you're younger.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You think, yeah, that's my recommend Yeah.

Speaker 15 (39:14):
Well, what is the thing?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You don't have nothing to talk about.

Speaker 12 (39:17):
Well, I mean the things that you want to relate
to these older parents.

Speaker 14 (39:21):
They're much older, so the millennials and younger want to
talk about tech stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And oh yeah, I'll give you an example.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Okay, I don't care for I love the grandkids when
they come over from running the office, Papa, hug me,
climb up on me, kiss me on the cheek.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I love that, man, and then get out of here.

Speaker 14 (39:43):
But wait a minute, Steve, Okay, that would work if
you were a much older grandparent, but you're a normal
age for.

Speaker 16 (39:49):
A great.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
What are you talking about if.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I want.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Any degrees? Ain't having his life.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I don't say I was that old. I'm just saying
I don't at this age. I don't care for my
grandkids a visit. I'm with you the hell I look
like with a baby in my own case, and asshole, you.

Speaker 12 (40:11):
Can only bring one at a time to my damn house.
One at a time. You can't bring them.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
How many grand kids do you have?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I got eleven?

Speaker 12 (40:21):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (40:22):
And then you have you have a favorite, and everyone
knows and you make yes and all the other grandkids
know that, oh they.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Know, they know how to go and even lying if
they know how to go.

Speaker 14 (40:34):
And acknowledge your favorite grandkids in front of that.

Speaker 12 (40:40):
This, this cuts out all the mess of everybody gets
and well who the favorite?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Now they know?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Well today?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Does that call it a problem in the family.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Or anybody know that a cure is a favorite?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Can the rest of them?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Yeah, but Kara
can get it anything anything.

Speaker 13 (41:03):
She won't.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
He's my favorite?

Speaker 9 (41:05):
Is she your first grandkid?

Speaker 13 (41:06):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Why?

Speaker 9 (41:07):
Your first grandchild?

Speaker 12 (41:08):
It's a long story, but I picked her as a
favorite and we just rode with that and we don't
get into fights about it.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Let's just pick up here.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You picked her as a favorite?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Is the favorite?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
How did you do that?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Though?

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Look, my sister was the favorite of my mom. My
mom did speak to me until I was thirteen years old.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
I have a favorite grandchild too.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
Oh, you're not gonna do it. I know who it is,
but no, don't no.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
No, you have a favorite grandchild? Is Ezra?

Speaker 9 (41:44):
Oh that's the baby that can't.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Because he don't know me. Yeah, yeah, cause he don't
know you, He don't know me. He don't want nothing,
He don't talk back. He slob all the time to
try to hold his big ass head to look at
me like he ain't never seen it. He's and he
just slobbed. As soon as he see a bottle, his
whole body goes into a convolsion. Just straighten up and

(42:09):
stiff it out. When he see a bottle, he did
get he just lock up.

Speaker 13 (42:17):
All right?

Speaker 14 (42:17):
Coming up next it is the nephew, your favorite nephew,
Steve would run that prank back right after this.

Speaker 15 (42:23):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank?
Phone call Shirley.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal.
Pool mobile baptismal.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
We come to you and baptized.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
You know he could be ignorant.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You come to your house and baptized. That's what we do.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Hit it.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson. How
you doing. My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
We uh, we we got aid to actually come by
and do some services to uh for for you by
some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
and see about scheduling and see what you had available.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Uh some some services. What y'all plan on? Cut some
grass which I do what kind of services you have?

Speaker 13 (43:18):
Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
what we do is we go and we we baptize
people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has
been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a

(43:40):
thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
we actually come to your home and we will baptize
you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
So we.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Brother Water, Brother Sam sorry, spree Water spring walk. What
you want to come to my house and give me
a baptism in my front yard?

Speaker 13 (44:04):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
get baptized. I've been baptized already.

Speaker 13 (44:14):
Well from my understanding, sir that ever then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.

Speaker 13 (44:24):
That's all.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
It's all good. But I mean things are I mean
things be that that it made man, I mean, I've
been baptized, I go to church. You know, me and
the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all
have setbacks. But for you to pull up with your
pool in front of my house to say you finah
baptized me, that that doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 13 (44:42):
I mean, see, sir, sometimes when some people are not
able to go to the House of the Lord and
get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient
for you. But we can actually.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
Need no convenience. I don't need no convenience.

Speaker 21 (44:56):
What I need convenience for you asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Brother water? I mean, come on, if you really sit
back and think about it, does that make any sense
to you?

Speaker 13 (45:11):
The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's
brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm
trying to say, the.

Speaker 21 (45:19):
Water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no
difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and
baptize me in front of mine?

Speaker 13 (45:28):
Sir? What is all that mean? This is this is
what your friends are talking about that.

Speaker 21 (45:33):
My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which one
of my prayers don't recommend you to come to my
damn house? So my.

Speaker 13 (45:43):
Do that make that?

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Don't make any sense to me?

Speaker 13 (45:45):
You understand that I'm not at any liberty to tell
you who actually between the liberty.

Speaker 21 (45:51):
Because of my damn house A baptized me, But you
can't tell me who the hell go see you?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
But you're what make come on?

Speaker 21 (45:58):
You don't even come on that that makes sense?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
You got come on?

Speaker 21 (46:01):
That doesn't make any no way any world. I'm going
to allow you to come and bring your phone in
front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking
you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's
a friend of mine is sending at you there? You know,
letting you know I need to be dot you will
tell you that liberty.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
Sir, sir, all I want to know basically, I've already
been paid. I'm coming to casual you now baptizing me.
I have that time. I'm going to baptize you on
Tuesday in your driveway.

Speaker 21 (46:31):
Man, I'll tell you what. If you come to my
house and fro my driveway, you better bring the own congregation.
You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
sisters and everybody else. Is you think I'm gonna be
adaptizing life?

Speaker 17 (46:44):
This is the problem.

Speaker 13 (46:44):
This is what your friends are talking about. This is
why you need to be baptized and cleansed again and
washed in the blood of the lu This is what's wrong.
You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you,
mister Wilson.

Speaker 21 (46:55):
What's problem with me?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Now?

Speaker 21 (46:56):
What's brother with you? Was calling me in the mind
of my heart day telling me I need to be
back time in front of my house. If I need
to be baptims don't get some only water. I'll go
down to the church. I don't need you come in
front of my house making a whole circus. We aren't
afraid of some white sheets talking my water.

Speaker 13 (47:11):
Baptister me that.

Speaker 17 (47:12):
For mom end up saying me, I'm from my understanding.

Speaker 13 (47:14):
From my understanding, mister Wilter, you missed two Sundays already
this month.

Speaker 21 (47:19):
Sunday. So now I can go anywhere and get the water.
I don't need you coming here because you telling me
I missed two damn Sundays. I'm miss sunning the too,
Tu the pug ain't.

Speaker 13 (47:28):
Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
at seven o'clock and we would baptize you before you
go to work on tubes.

Speaker 21 (47:37):
Before you would I tell you what, you come to
my house seven o'clock in the morn. I swear on
your lord, I'm gonna bust YOA. You understand me. You
would not come to my house telling me you fro
the back top. Now, I don't give a damn who
paid you. You understand I would trying your in the
water matter stop now brings you your teachers and everybody else.
We're gonna have a pool part. He Let you understand,

(47:59):
I might get all of.

Speaker 13 (48:01):
This anger and all of this this these problems you
have within you. We are going to purge your body
and get it out your system. I want you.

Speaker 21 (48:10):
I tell you what rot the swing on brother ring Water.

Speaker 13 (48:15):
You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.

Speaker 21 (48:18):
I won't give a damn who pays you? Who called you?
Bring your time?

Speaker 13 (48:22):
Go?

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Well? I can't kill you.

Speaker 21 (48:24):
I'm gonna try, y'all.

Speaker 13 (48:25):
Site. I got one more thing I want to say
to you as you.

Speaker 21 (48:28):
Listening to got it? That's matter how I'm busy.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
You ain't got to say to me.

Speaker 21 (48:32):
I gotta go. You understand you don't make wrong?

Speaker 17 (48:34):
More man, I want to say to you, is you
listening to me?

Speaker 13 (48:37):
Was? Now? This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
Me check out something. Man. Let me tell you something.
Boy ya, i'a'll bring some man us a head. Man,
I will about to act a fool on y'all. Y'all
would to show to split my crib? Understand me for time?
Y'all ain't got just better to do, been to sit
around here and just with people during their day.

Speaker 17 (49:14):
Man.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.

Speaker 17 (49:17):
They Oh the hell goes.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
Around that tize of people home.

Speaker 21 (49:21):
That's like wills on wheel beptized people with a poll
on the back of your your f one fifty will.

Speaker 13 (49:28):
I got to ask you something, what is the baddest
radio show in the land. Man.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
See, that's how you baptized somebody that.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
You're going to church now exactly.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
When they don't make it to the turg You know,
we bring the baptismal to you.

Speaker 12 (49:48):
Right outside, right, that's actually a good idea in the
drier right there, man.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Yeah, we'll baptized you before you go to work in
the morning.

Speaker 16 (49:56):
Yeah, and you get your save on. We'll get your
save on. We cleanse you right there in the way. Wrong.
We won't to do it. He will and will he won't.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 14 (50:11):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter. My man says, I went
from wop to hop.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 15 (50:19):
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Speaker 14 (50:23):
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Speaker 6 (50:56):
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Speaker 14 (51:00):
Subject my man says, I went from wop to hop.
All right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old
mother with three children. My children's father and I have
been together over ten years, So let me say this
before you bash me. He has asked me to marry
him several times, and I respectfully declined because we.

Speaker 9 (51:21):
Need to go to therapy before we get married.

Speaker 14 (51:24):
Here's why my confidence is at an all time low,
because my children's father has cheated many times. Whenever I
confront him, his exact words are, your sex is very boring.

Speaker 9 (51:35):
And you complain too much.

Speaker 14 (51:37):
When the new Magna Stallion and Cardi B song came out,
he even joked that I've gone from wop to hop,
meaning I have horrible ap.

Speaker 9 (51:48):
My response was, well, I wouldn't complain.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
What he said in the letter was horrible, ass Peepe.
You didn't want to say, ass.

Speaker 16 (51:58):
You have to read the letter like.

Speaker 14 (51:59):
We wrote the You didn't read you didn't write the letter, ike.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
Anyway, all right, you guys got the message.

Speaker 14 (52:11):
My response was well, I wouldn't complain as much and
would do a better job in the bedroom if you
were half the man you used to be. I'm often
tired from work and running around with three children, so
he blames me for our lackluster sex life and not.

Speaker 9 (52:25):
Ever being in the mood.

Speaker 14 (52:28):
I've obliged him many nights and would just lie there
trying not to fall asleep until the sex was over.

Speaker 9 (52:33):
But now, years later.

Speaker 14 (52:35):
And after all the cheating, it has affected my ability
to perform in the bedroom. I've heard it's a mental thing,
but I'm not sure why I can't get excited or
in the mood. I know that if I can't please him,
he's going to get it somewhere else. Just recently, we
got into a big argument and he yelled out that
I have some whack a kitty. He apologized a few

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minutes later. But this is affecting my confidence.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
He refuses to.

Speaker 14 (53:01):
Go to therapy, So should I take my three children
and leave him? Okay, listen, you don't need therapy. You've
mentioned therapy a few times in this letter. You need
a new man, that's what you need. He's not deserving
of you. I mean, what does he do besides put
you down and cheat. Ten years of this, ten years

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of this you've been going through. It has to be enough,
that you know, just say enough. This has to be
enough for even the strongest and the most confident woman
wouldn't be able to deal with this all the time.
And here you are doing what so many women do,
blaming yourself. I mean, I just say, life happens.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
Three kids in a full time job, that's not.

Speaker 14 (53:43):
Easy for anyone, and then he expects you to perform
and all of this and blah blah blah. When your
man is not right, sex is the last thing on
your mind. Let me tell you that the only thing
that you were to blame for in this is staying
with him, in my opinion, for ten years, and for
ten taking him back repeatedly when he cheats on you,

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so you don't give him an incentive to stop cheating
or anything like that. So I say to you, first
things first, don't worry about from WOP to hop and
all of that. Right now, forget all that you can
get that back. He doesn't appreciate it or deserve it anyway.
It's just time to get back to yourself. I think
you should do you boo right now, start building up,

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Start restoring what you have allowed him to tear down
in all these years. Fall in love with yourself again.
Start putting yourself first. Okay, yourself first, and watch him
take notice.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
If not, don't be afraid to get.

Speaker 14 (54:38):
The kids and move on or put his trifling behind
out Steve.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
You know, Shirley, I.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Agree with every single thing you've said. Great advice to
this woman. Of course, my angle is going to be
a little bit different. See, I know how men operate,
and what he's doing is the a typical thing when
a man get busted or something. Here comes the reverse psychology,

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Here comes the why I did it? You know now,
this thirty year old mother of three been together ten years.
He's asking to marry, but she's declined respect because she
feel like they need to go to counseling before they
get married. Because my confidence is an all time low
because he's cheated on her many times. Wait a minute,

(55:30):
cheated on you many times? Why are you still in
the relationship? The marriage part, This ain't even a discussion.
If a man ain't gonna act right before you get married.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
What makes you think?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
What thing happens that makes you think that he gonna
change after you get married. Remember, like I've said on
this show several times, a minister told me one time,
when a man gets married, the only thing that changes
the day after the wedding is the appearance of his
left hand third finger. That's if he is what he

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was before you got married. Marriage doesn't change anything, not
for a person. You either practice being married or you don't.
You either getting ready used to cotton cut your little
strings out there or your little wild oat sewing get
that out to wait before you get married.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's how you get married.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
You can't be cheating on this woman repeatedly, steady asking
her to marry you.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Marry you for what? Man, are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
And then every time you bust him, his exact words are,
your sex is very boring and you complain too much.
Wait a minute, that's not why you're cheating on me.
You cheating on me because your ass is a low life.
That's why you doing it.

Speaker 20 (56:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Now, when we come back, I have my weight that
you should handle.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
This all right, coming up, we'll have pardon me fun.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Okay, oh okay.

Speaker 14 (57:04):
At twenty three after the hour, subject of my strawberry
letter for today, is. My man says, I went from
wop to hop. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
let's recap today's Strawberry letter.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
Subject. My man says, I went from wop to hop.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
This letter right here kind of hurt.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
So Shirley gave this woman some spot on advice that
I agree with thousand percent. Thirty year old woman, three children,
they've been together with her man ten years.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
And she's asked.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
He's asked her to marry him several times, but she's
respectfully declined.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Why you did it respectfully?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
I don't know, because I found out he wasn't treating
you with no respect at all. But you respectfully decline
because you say you need to go to therapy before
you get married, because your confidence as an all time low,
because he.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Has cheated on you many times. Now, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
When you confront him, his exact words are, your sex
is very boring and you complain too much. Wait a minute,
that's why he's cheating on you many times. But he
stayed with you for ten years, made three kids, and

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he's telling you that.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Your sex is very boring. He showed keep coming over.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
There a lot for this boring sex. Three kids Now.
When the new mag Stallion and Cardi B song came out,
he joked that I've gone from him wop to a
hop hap and in the words of his letter, meaning
I have a horrible.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Ass p.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Okay, not dog. Really, this is mental abuse. I understand
the woman's confidence being shattered. I understand in that, but dog,
So you're gonna use reverse psychology. So you're telling this
woman the reason you cheat because she got bad sex.
Wait a minute, and then, lady, Now now you got close. Lady,

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here's where I started to have hope for you. My
response was, well, I wouldn't complain as much and would
do a better job in the bedroom if you were
half the man you used to be. Nah, that's why
I want to get at in this letter. See, Oh,
you stinging me talking about I got a horrible pee.
Let's talk about jo pee. See right now, See if

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you gonna talk about my pee, then we need to
talk about choke pee.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
See. I might have a hop a.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Horrible ass pee, but you got something wrong with you too,
because you.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Just said he half the man he used to be.
That's a lot smaller.

Speaker 15 (59:50):
You're scaring me.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Stick. So now you got a lap. See you got
a halp.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
You got a horrible ass pee, and he got a lap,
he got a little lass.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Peek. See what I see? Then what we got to do?
We were doing initials. Now I gotta happy, You gotta laugh,
you gotta laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Pe Now we in here talking about each other. Pete,
let's spread to pe round. Make my funk the p funk.
I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb.
I want the p funk.

Speaker 22 (01:00:21):
I want my funk funked up. Make my funk the
p funk. I want you to get funked up. That's
what you want to play. The next time, y'all head
to the bathroom and the head to the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
I want something to happen to me. But you ain't
half the man you used to be, cause you the shrunk.
Your fine ass stomach is leaning over your belt.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
I can't find it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
You can't find it. Now you're over here talking about
mind horrible. It's cause you little. Now we doing so
all you can go all you can go, l op.
You got a lousy old poker. See your poker is
lousy all you can bill a lamp. You gotta you
got a limp ass poker. See you can use We

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can dose initials all day. See one thing about it, ladies,
you can bruise your man's ego or we in the
ego bruising business. Yeah, you ain't as exciting in the
bedroom no more, sister, because he don't excite you no more. Yeah,

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you don't need a therapy. You need to Yeah, you
need to give it to him like he giving it
to you. It ain't what it was because you ain't
what you was. You an know what colored shoes you
got on? What color your shoes? You look straight down?
What color your shoes? You don't even know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
I went through that when I was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
See you don't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
See, but men, see it's okay for a woman to
do that when she pregnant. Y'all have a baby in there.
But some of us can't look down because we ain't
even got no baby. We just look like we in
our second try. Miss See, you got to bring this
up to him. You ain't got to be the only
one taking shot. And now years later, after all the cheating,
it's affected your ability to perform in the bedroom. I've

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heard it's a mental thing, but I'm not sure why
I can't get excited or in the move. Well, let
me help you. You can't get excited because he ain't
exciting you. He ain't doing nothing. And when he get there,
you're about to fall asleep. So now these are these
his kids?

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah, he ain't his kids.

Speaker 16 (01:02:29):
Then it must have been good at some point, that's
what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That's what I said. You know, and they all live kids.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Cause he because he loved and he made little kids.
Oh his kids, real little underside down there at the school.
That's why I ain't. None of them playing basketball, none
of this. See, y'all go on this thing his ass.
Now y'all got the big ass argument. Recently he yelled
out that he got some black ass kiddy. Then he

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gonna apologize a few in this lady.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Well you well, well you got a whack ass.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
Well we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I just said it. Well, yours is whack too. So
we're just in.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Here, just both serving up just bast sex. Now where
you're going, you gotta keep cheating because every time you
cheat with somebody, they don't want it no more. So
you gotta go get somebody else to cheat with everybody?

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
What I know?

Speaker 14 (01:03:27):
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.

Speaker 15 (01:03:33):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
All right, Steve, introduce your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Uh. I just you know,
he's here. Very rarely I get to say that, but
he's here. J Anthony Bryn, I'm here.

Speaker 12 (01:03:51):
I'm here, right, and I'm I'm here, and I'm overwhelmed
and I'm fed up. I can't take it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
It's a Can somebody give you another word? For Clemp?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Is that a word?

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
It's just too much for me for Clemp. I think
that's a word for Clemp.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
For Clemp, you know you ain't got no schooling for
all that for Clemp.

Speaker 12 (01:04:14):
That then that that shows you how serious my problem is.
And the problem is it's too much damn TV. I
can't keep up with all the damn shows.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
I don't have all the cables.

Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
When I want to see something, I got to buy
something else.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I thought I could see it.

Speaker 12 (01:04:35):
But in order to see it, I gotta buy something
I thought already bought. If it's something I've seen before,
and I want to see that. Why I gotta pay
for it to get I saw it one time for free.
Now it costs me two damn dollars to see that again.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I've seen that.

Speaker 12 (01:04:54):
Yeah, that I've seen I've seen it, Okay, And not
only that, Not only that, forget that. There's another problem.
It's I'm recording too much. I'm recording way too much,
and I'm dbr and I'm paying the stuff to watch later.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
I'm overwhelmed. It's just too much. I have a recorder.

Speaker 12 (01:05:19):
They have a brand new recorder on the market, and
I'm not making this up. It records a thousand hours
of TV.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, I'm full.

Speaker 12 (01:05:29):
I'm full of shows that I'm gonna have to hire
somebody to come in and watch some of this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
So I get caught up because.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
About things.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
They are watching things that I They're watching stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:05:46):
That I didn't even know was on, and I ain't
I didn't even well, well, way, why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
When is this one night.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
In Miami, I'm in l A.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
I'm in l A, and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
WHOA, what help me? I'm recording.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
I'm pushing record, record, record in in his constantly blanking.
Uh So, anybody out there looking for a job that
will watch TV for j That's will be your title
to watch shows for me, because I'm just I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
I'm tired, and.

Speaker 12 (01:06:25):
I can't watch nothing that ain't that has episodes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I can't do it no more. I can't do episode stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:06:33):
All right, Jay, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:06:37):
Well, at least you're giving back. At least you're giving back,
you know, all right, you're listening morning shows. All right, guys,
it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, you are here, Please
quickly set it up for us.

Speaker 12 (01:06:55):
It's very simple. You take some subjects, put them on
the wheels, spun the wheel around where the will stop.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Wall stop.

Speaker 12 (01:07:03):
It spuns around where it stopped. We'll do the damn
thing because we just that good. Put them up, spun it.

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
All right, all right, Ready for today's categories.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Yeah, we're ready.

Speaker 14 (01:07:16):
All right, Here we go go on Number one, crazy
stuff you might yell out during sex.

Speaker 9 (01:07:23):
Number two.

Speaker 14 (01:07:24):
That's remember we're on the air live, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:07:29):
Remember that number two.

Speaker 16 (01:07:30):
You want what were yellowed on that?

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
What things you say to bad cooks? Number three?

Speaker 15 (01:07:38):
Things you say?

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
Number three things.

Speaker 14 (01:07:43):
You say to old people to keep from cursing them out.
Oh my god, Oh wow, okay, you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Got it three three, three times. Let's go.

Speaker 11 (01:07:52):
Let's spind it.

Speaker 14 (01:07:53):
But my biggest fear crazy things you might yell out
during sex.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Here we go, Here we go. That crazy things you
might yell out doing six Stop please stop. I got
to give me some ice water and come back. Go
ahead on that, I go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:08:22):
Crazy crazy thing we are doing, says oh my god,
I can't feel my eyes.

Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
Well, look who's here?

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
Look who just showed up for work? Yell that out?
Crazy things you yell out doing sex?

Speaker 15 (01:08:40):
Girl?

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
You know what I'm girl. I'm gonna mess around and
buy you some money. I ain't. This is too good
right here, girl, I'm gonna buy you some money.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I ain't. Man. Come on, Steve Crazy, go here? What
is your shoe?

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Crazy stuff you might yell out during sex?

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Burne me on my solads.

Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
We're playing comedy Roulette.

Speaker 14 (01:09:07):
The subject crazy stuff you might yell out drink sex.

Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might yell.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Out, Good God, that part is numb.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Okay, it's numb, man.

Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
That is crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:09:24):
Crazy things you might yell out and say, I'm gonna
vote for you.

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
Crazy things you might yell out doing sex.

Speaker 19 (01:09:38):
Oh, oh, what.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Is your name?

Speaker 16 (01:09:50):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
I forgot?

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
What is what?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Tell me again?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Crazy?

Speaker 14 (01:10:01):
I need to set up crazy stuff you might yell
out during sexty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I'm wont Corona.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
It's crazy. That is crazy, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Coming, Crazy things you might yell out doing six?

Speaker 12 (01:10:19):
Where where are you planning to put that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Over here?

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
Crazy things you yell out to her six? Oh my god,
I'm about to go to jail. What oh my crazy?
Crazy things you let you yell out in the middle
of sex. Listen, I'm almost at the finish line. You
need to hurry up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
If you're trying to beat me there, I'm just telling you,
I'm almost.

Speaker 16 (01:10:56):
I'm just telling you. It's it's I'm my MoMA.

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
All right, comedy roulette.

Speaker 14 (01:11:02):
Crazy things you might get out during Sexteve, just.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Close it out, yeah, take it out, take it out, erdie.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Black lives matter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Last.

Speaker 13 (01:11:25):
All right.

Speaker 14 (01:11:26):
On that note, we'll have more of The Steve Harvey
Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:11:30):
Right after this.

Speaker 15 (01:11:32):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (01:11:37):
A thirty four year old businessman from Fort Myers, Florida,
was arrested on his wedding night. On his wedding night
now for soliciting a prostitute. He and his wife honeymooned
in Tampa, Florida, and just six hours, six hours after
his wedding, while his wife was asleep, he looked online
for sex and he arranged to meet a prostitute at

(01:12:00):
a Tampa hotel. What when he got to the hotel,
he was arrested by an undercover detective who would post
as a prostitute online.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
The groom.

Speaker 14 (01:12:10):
Yes, the Groom was one of one hundred and seventy
six men arrested that night in the sting.

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 14 (01:12:16):
He spent his wedding night in jail because he tried
to because.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Here what happened on a lot of wedding nights. The
woman be so tired and exhausted from the events. Yeah,
and it don't be the night did everybody think it's
going to be? And so he got up and went
on down there and tried to get hisself tightened up.
And then that when he got caught. What he tried
to say was he was a part of the sting

(01:12:42):
and went down there to show him how people do
to help the police. You know, I'm just down here
trying to show up. Look, y'all need to start looking
out for this stuff. But that's how easy it can happen. Yeah,
here I am, and you're trying to hair. Come me,
take your hands off of me. I have just done that,
knew was just trying to help y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
But do you think he's still married?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Steve? He's in trouble because he can't get out of
this one.

Speaker 14 (01:13:13):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around.

Speaker 9 (01:13:17):
Would you rather right after this?

Speaker 15 (01:13:19):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 9 (01:13:23):
All right, guys, it's time to play around.

Speaker 14 (01:13:25):
Would you rather here we go? Would you rather get
away with any lie you tell? Any lie you tell
you can get away with it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Or would you rather, hey, my whole life goal right there?

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Baby ahead?

Speaker 9 (01:13:47):
Or this is for you junior? Or would you rather
detect any lie you hear?

Speaker 13 (01:13:54):
So?

Speaker 14 (01:13:54):
Would you rather be able to get away with one
or be able to tell if lying?

Speaker 13 (01:13:59):
We need him?

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
A all day, lord.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
But don't you care if someone's lying to you?

Speaker 16 (01:14:05):
I call it. I will lie bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
I don't give a damn. Just get two liars.

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
Talking that's a good conversation to it, waving what ef
ball we should do that one day, we should lie
to each other on a coke, just.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
The whole damn thing. I just want to be all
mind being believable. Yeah, be my whole gold in life anyway, man, Lord,
thank you Jesus. I find to say this and she
fin to believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
Yes, she's the light in you too.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
I don't give a damn I've been lied to you before.
I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle. I want
the truth. I want to know the truth now. I
want what sound good?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I love you. I love you too, Thank you, baby,
seeing you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem
lie to me?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Oh you're the best out of head, Thank you, baby,
best out of head too?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Cool? Great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it up.

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
Telling you feel the same way.

Speaker 16 (01:15:13):
Absolutely.

Speaker 10 (01:15:14):
Let me tell you why, surely because me and is
research department ain't good at all.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
No, it ain't be true.

Speaker 14 (01:15:22):
I don't care a lot now, okay, all right, Well
here's another one. Would you rather never pay for taxes.
We never pay for gas.

Speaker 20 (01:15:33):
Hey, you were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about
the hell out this gas. Hey, hey, hey, I don't
give a damn I of gas is thirty dollars a gallon.
If I could just get out of a.

Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
Yeah, all right? Would you rather be a star.

Speaker 14 (01:15:52):
Of a small movie or be an extra in a
really big movie like Top Gun, Maverick or something?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
No, damn extra walking, I ain't got no.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Hey, hey, stop good talk, I'll be a small ass line.

Speaker 14 (01:16:11):
You're on the floor. You're part all right, one last one?
If we have time? Would you rather German chocolate cake
or cherry hey?

Speaker 16 (01:16:19):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Lord, cherry pie?

Speaker 14 (01:16:21):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Because you know why? Because it's hard to find a
good cheery path.

Speaker 15 (01:16:26):
Oh, because I know that's what you make.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Anybody's sliding my DMS a while?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Are you saying? All right?

Speaker 13 (01:16:36):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
That's today's round? Would you rather? Thanks?

Speaker 13 (01:16:38):
Guys?

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our.

Speaker 14 (01:16:41):
Last break of the day and some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
Right after this, you're listening.

Speaker 15 (01:16:48):
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (01:16:50):
Steve Harvey, You've brought your fabulous and very insightful, very informal,
very motivating. Closing remarks back, It's something that you started
years ago when you first started the Harvey Morning Show,
and people have grown to love them and you know
to live by them and be inspired by them.

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
So what do you have for us yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest
to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes
people are stuck in a rut because they can't think,
they're way clear to see the end result. What I
mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and

(01:17:29):
then they sit there without a plan of attack to
achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a goal that
seems so daunting that they don't even start the process
of a trying to accomplish it. For example, And this
doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using this
as an example. Let's say you want to be a

(01:17:49):
millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a
million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to
make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes
so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it
were easy, wouldn't you do it? By Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Wouldn't you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Of course you would, but it's a little more difficult
than that. So here's what I had to learn in
my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a
gift is inside of you. Because God is very fair.
He didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide
it under a rock. It's in you, and your gift

(01:18:30):
is the thing that you do the absolute best with
the least amount of effort. In that lies your greatest
chance for success. There's a scripture that says your gift
will make room for you and put you in the
presence of great men. Let's just look at the first
part of that, your gift will make room for you.

(01:18:52):
My interpretation of that has meant what my gift has
done for me. It has allowed me to spread out,
It has taken me places I never dreamed i'd go.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Your gift will do the same thing for you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
So now let's just talk about your ability to get
to the million. I think it's what your gift because
if that's that He gave you and instilled it you
at birth, was to make room for you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Here's your chance. Now how do I do that? Steve?

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
It's just something I came up with driving when I
was homeless and coming up with how to make it,
and I discovered something. All of you have something that
some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors.
Some of you work with your hands. Some of you

(01:19:43):
can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos.
Some of you do something. Some of y'all work on cars,
some of y'all drive. But all of you have something
that you will do that someone will give you ten
dollars to do. All of you have something that someone

(01:20:04):
will pay you ten dollars to because you do something
that someone else can't do. So now all you gotta
do instead of trying to figure out how to make
a million dollars is go make the ten dollars that
you're able to make. Once you make that ten dollars,
I want you to do it ten more times. When
you do it ten more times, you now have one
hundred dollars. Once you have one hundred dollars, it's very
simple do the same thing you did to make thee

(01:20:25):
hundred dollars ten more times, you now have one thousand dollars. See,
you don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.
Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Just do it. Multiply the effort.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
It's the effort that maximizes and brings about the fruition
of what your life can be. So, if you make
a thousand dollars and you do that ten more times,
I have news for you. Now have ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Now. Now, in order.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
To make one hundred thousand, you might need a little
bit of help. You might need to hire somebody and
help you do the thing that you do. But if
you make ten thousand dollars and you do what you
did to make ten thousand dollars, which is the same
thing you did to make ten dollars, if you do
it ten more times, you now have one hundred thousand dollars.
Now listen to me, my friends. Once you have one
hundred thousand dollars, I can assure you you are going

(01:21:12):
to need help because in order to maximize one hundred
thousand dollars, you have to have some like minded people
around you. Nobody gets to the top alone. Nobody becomes
successful and wealthy by themselves. They form partnerships, relationships, they
get employees. But once you make one hundred thousand dollars
doing the same thing you did to make ten dollars,

(01:21:33):
if you do it ten more times, I have news
for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have just made one
million dollars with a ten dollar idea. Stop trying to
figure out how to make the million. What all you
got to do is take your ten dollar gift that
God has put in you. It's a million dollar gift
that you have. You just haven't broken it down inch
by inch. Anything's a cinch. And maximize the efforts. That's

(01:21:56):
how you become successful. These jokes that pay me what
I make now, it's the same jokes that paid me
twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes. It's
all English. This is not in another language. I don't
know no more words now than I knew then. I've
taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize them

(01:22:18):
over and over and over and over and over and
over and over. It's the same jokes I was telling
babysitters who charged fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end
up opening up daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises,
crim De La crim Monossory schools.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
My partner used to cut grass fus three dollars in
the front, three dollars in the back.

Speaker 13 (01:22:52):
He got a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Landscape and come here Cleveland. He made four million dollars
a year. You know what they do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutting he been doing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
You check out some trucks.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Now, what is it that you do that somebody will
pay you ten dollars that you could maximize your effort
for and turn it into your million. Trying to figure
out how to make a million. Take your ten dollars
skills set and start hammering it and beating it and
working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it,
and you'll make a million dollars. That's my clothing remarks.

(01:23:24):
Thank y'all very much.

Speaker 15 (01:23:26):
Thanks, Look all right now talk boy. Yeah,

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