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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know y'all all at all?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
A bu bus things.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
Steve listening to me, I don't joy joy.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You gotta use.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
You love, you gonna turn.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Came to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
turn the mouth, turn out the water of the monjup looking.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody. You all listen to the voice. Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:16):
Sometimes all I can say, help, man, how far I've
come is really unbelievable. But you know I finally figured
it out.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Man.

Speaker 9 (02:25):
God allowed me to have the life I've had so
that I can become experienced at so many different things.
And in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,
I will be able to relate to a lot of
different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
You know.

Speaker 9 (02:47):
You know if a person comes to me and they say, man,
I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what
that is.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I didn't I didn't have any direction. Okay, got that
been there? Man?

Speaker 9 (02:58):
At one point in time, man, I just kept piwering
mistake on top of mistakes. Okay, So you know, I
think what I'm trying to say to everybody is when
you're going through life and life is dealing the cards
that it deals, I want you to understand that life
deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card,

(03:25):
the failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card.
Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the
rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand
that going in that everybody is gonna get.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
These cards.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Is how you play them, though, you know, from time
to time, one more time, it's how you play them.
Uh you know, from time to time when I'm watching
t I love to watch the World Series of Poker.
I like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's really weird.
What's happened to sport? To a poker they're actually trying

(04:14):
to call it a sport, you know, And as to
everyday guid that doesn't have to be athletically inclined to anything.
Who has a shot of winning a title if they
play their cards right. The best poker players in the
world don't have the best hands. They just make the

(04:34):
best plays. I've seen guys win a hand with nine
to two in their hand as nothing and win their
hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,
they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
other person was willing to pay. They gave off the

(04:55):
illusion that they had something when in actuality, they had nothing.
So what I enjoy about poker and watching it is
that these people, these people here, play the.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Hand they dealt and it ain't always a good hand.

Speaker 9 (05:13):
But it ain't whether your hand is good, And it
ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not,
because you gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't
finna get two bullets.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
In their hand. You ain't finna get two aces when
you get dealt. Uh.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
You know, when you play a draw poker, some of
your cards gonna be nothing. But you gotta turn that
nothing into something. So when you get dealt these cards
in life, it ain't the fact that you getting to
keep getting them dealt. I was talking with a young
person yesterday and we were talking, and we keep having
the same conversation over and over and over and they
could not understand why they were not moving forward. But

(05:47):
I said, you don't understand. Every time we talk we
have the exact same conversation. It is simply because you
keep getting your cards and you playing them the same way.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
See.

Speaker 9 (06:00):
Until you make a conscience, the conscious decision to do
something different, the results will continue to be the same.
See here's here's here's the way this works. When you're
dealt to disappointments in life, it's how you handle the
disappointments that determine their outcome and.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Who you are.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Because everybody gonna be disappointment, everybody gonna lose a loved one,
everybody gonna make a bad decision, Everybody gonna end wake
up one morning and have done something they regretted.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Everybody gonna get caught at the wrong time. Every everybody
gonna make a mistake. It ain't just you.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
And it's how you play your cards when they get
dealt to you that determine who you are. Now, how
do I play my cards better? First of all, it's
a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the end
when it happens to you.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh lord, woe is me?

Speaker 9 (06:56):
No, everybody got your circumstance is somewhere. It ain't old
woe as me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me
play this out to see how God done connected this
to something else.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
See.

Speaker 9 (07:09):
Soon as a person have a setback, what's the first
thing A lot of people do. They go straight negative.
I can't see even get a break. I can't seem
to move forward. Hold on, man, do you realize this
could be connected to something? See you got to understand, man,
that this thing is all connected. That you not having
these mishaps and these spills and accidents and falls.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
For no reason.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
It's so you can become experienced at them. So when
he takes you to the next level when it happens again,
you have no how and how to handle it. If
you keep throwing yourself off the cliff every time something happened,
you just gonna be a cliff diverl man, Stop tripping
yourself out. I was talking to this young person. I
kept saying, and you know what, they tried to tell me.

(07:51):
I'm trying to stay positive. But the people around here
they just killing that.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh I see.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
So when you learn something and you know, oh, something,
you don't take ownership of it. You allow other people
to come into what you know and believe and shake
it loose from you. I don't care who you are.
You not doing me like that. Here's a deal. I
have a gift that was given to me from God.
That is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done.
I've made the bulk of my living on that skill set.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Right there.

Speaker 9 (08:22):
There are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine, who
I've worked with, who get around in huddles with one
another and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny. I
don't see what they be laughing at. He ain't funny
to me. He wasn't the funniest king to me. Excuse me,
you're irrelevant in this conversation because irregardless as to how

(08:42):
you feel about me, there are people think that I'm
knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly, I own
the gift that God gave to me. I take ownership
of his blessing. Cause you don't think it's so. You
ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal your joy.
Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,

(09:04):
I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man, you
ain't nothing. Now you sit in here going. Man, I
guess I ain't what's.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Your tripping for?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You are a kind person, own that, take ownership of it.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
Stop letting things God has given you be taken away
from others. The devil is a cold player, and he
got cold players working for him, just shaking, just taking
stuff from you. You know, I'm a hard worker. I
really am intelligent. You stupid man. I thought I was
a hard worker.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
When God gives you something, blesses you with a gift,
a talent, a skill set, a mindset.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
Own it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
I probably shouldn't have went. Its morning show.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your undivided attention.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Please, thank you now put that down. Now, stop stop
all that.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Now that I have it, it's time for the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Wait man, hold on one second. I
said no, it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome, everybody,
Welcome one, Welcome all. We are here hold on y'all
one second.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Man ain't gonna tell you.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
I said no, damn ladies and gentlemen, This is the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, and this is how we chose
to do it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
This morning, the creator of reality radio. And it don't
get no more. Really, what hold on? Why I get
off his damn radio?

Speaker 10 (11:02):
You just wait?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry. Hey,
good morning, Steve. What's going on over there? Ain't nothing
happening right here. We're just being real with it, you know,
calling for real, I.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
Mean, keeping it real. What's going on, Steve?

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Going nephew, Tommy yea, yay. I'm in the building top
top to Anthony Brown.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What up, mister Hobby? What's going on?

Speaker 12 (11:32):
Man?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
What is happening?

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Nothing man? Everybody goody.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm in good shape, man, real good shape. Happy, bless?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I wonder apple?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
So wait? Did you just say happy? Yeah? Happy?

Speaker 9 (11:52):
Ecstatic? Listen to me, over joy. The key is I'm
not finna lett. Nobody steal my joy? You know what
I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, the joy thieves out there, the joy thieves are
out there.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
They still enjoy.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
It was your damn joy in a minute.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Man, boy, you know what's amazing to me.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
It's like amazing that people people who think they can
do something to you, like it's just gonna be free,
you know, like that I'm gonna just do what I
want to do to them, and it's just gonna be free.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, I'm here to tell you it ain't free. You're
gonna have to.

Speaker 13 (12:40):
Pay free costs and there's been gassed to go get it,
I mean, don't deliver free.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You're right, it's like it's almost like conversation.

Speaker 12 (13:02):
Listening real carefully, but if you listened real closely, it's
real stupid.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah what yeah say what now?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Shining Well, I'm suner happy, Steve, Oh good, I'm glad
for that.

Speaker 9 (13:20):
Myself always good and a good weekend place some golf
this weekend lay pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But you know it's just once a couple of them
swings should be going, what the hell did I do?
Hell did?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
All right?

Speaker 12 (13:37):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, run
that brank back with the Nephew.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 12 (13:45):
Morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
your morning off with the nephew and run that brank
back what you got for nept Can I.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Have your kidney?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Hello?

Speaker 14 (13:56):
Hello, I'm trying to reach your brother Conny. How you doing, bro?
This is Deacon Patterson, call him from the church. How
you doing today?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Uh, Deacon Patterson?

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Just doing finding yourself.

Speaker 14 (14:08):
Sir, I'm doing good, doing good. You know the church
is behind you on what you're going through. When we
were praying for you, man, we know all about the
you know you're going in the surgery on Friday to
get your get your painkers removed. So I wanted to
give you a call, man, have a word of prayer
and let you know that we all are pulling for you,
and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna
pull you through this success.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Will God blessing keep you? Uh that Deacon, God blessing
keep you? Because I tell you I'm going through something here.
Me and my wife we been talking about it and
we've been praying on it, and it sure's a wonderful
pain to know that your church is with you and
and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I really had
to take this this to the Lord. This is a
serious thing with me and I ain't never had an

(14:50):
operation before in my life, and I know I need it.
My wife have made it clear, the doctor and made
it clear, and I believe I'm ready to go forward
with Deacon and we're gonna give the victory to who
the Yes, sir, he's the victory.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
He let me.

Speaker 14 (15:04):
Let me have a word of proud with your brother
con If you don't mind, just buy your head from me.
Father God, we ask right now, we ask right now
that you touch brother Conley as he goes in on Friday,
please put your hands on him. We ask Father, that
you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to
go and put surgery on.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
We asked that you make sure that the doctor he's
got a.

Speaker 14 (15:27):
Strong eye on that morning walk with him.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
We asked that that that he got a steady hand
when he got the scoppel in his hand.

Speaker 14 (15:34):
We asked that you hold on to him please as
it goes in through a surgeon, because we know comes
side in the morning the victory going belong to brother
Conley and the.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Lord, Thank you Lord.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
We know all of this.

Speaker 14 (15:46):
But we we asked that you take that painterers and
you remove it out successly, close him back up like
it will never been into the end. Before walk with me.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the
same time that they're removing this pan kreous Lord, we
asked that you reach around his backside, and we asked
that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and
make it whole, make it a one hundred and ten percent.
We want you to make that that kidney like it's
been next bath kidney. He was Acon, Deacon, that's deacon

(16:17):
Deacon woop past Deacon passion. Yes, you know you're saying
they dun sir, there, there's nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon,
I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lordest Lordest then made it. Well,
he's gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors
operating though. They don't trap me forward, and that's what
they plan to remove. So really, my kidney is fine.
They did what they called it when they me in
my eyes, and everything else is fine. He ain't working

(16:38):
on nothing but my pantreas, sir.

Speaker 14 (16:40):
Right right, right, Well, let me say I'm glad you
brought it up. This This wouldn't reason why I call you,
uh huh uh, of course I did call the prey
for you. Yes, you know because I want to make
sure that that that that you make it through this successfully.
But what another dred reason why I getting around it
is him?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
Is uh?

Speaker 14 (16:56):
Uh what I want to ask you? And I know
we we you know we've never met face to face.
I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,
the church, but you've been out most time. Uh, or
you're with your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what
I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know
this is I hate to come at you in the
final hour and you're getting ready to go have certain
and all that, but if you don't mind it, if

(17:18):
you could see it in your heart to see to
do something for somebody else, yes, uh, that's that's the
last will. You're always supposed to have those who right right,
And I'm glad you you think like that. Now when
they go in on Friday morning and and remove that
paincre is out, do you think that that that that

(17:39):
they could go in and get one of your kidneys?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Because I need one hold hold on just what.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
You say, see see see what else.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
I've been going through myself with a little helmet and
I'm wondering if if if I need a kitteny, and
I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours.
When they go in and get your paint, they go
already have your open.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Did you say you wanted them to take one of
my kidneys?

Speaker 14 (18:04):
Yeah, and give it to me because I need one.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
You need a kidney? Yes, But what I mean you
already gonna be laying there open. Wait a minute, mister,
you need a kidney. I need help with my pastors.
You gonna call me with some fat that man, this
ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said you
a dickon, Like I said, dickon patters of my name.

Speaker 14 (18:22):
But see what I'm asking you is what me?

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Man?

Speaker 14 (18:26):
Brother Conny, what harm is it? If you already open
and laying on the table.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Oh, you ain't hearing a damn thing I said?

Speaker 9 (18:32):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I said, I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. Now
what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to
call the pastor because here's a going on here. You
say you knew you mad the damn new mister. Matter
of fact, you too damn new to know who you're
talking to. What I'm saying is you have two two?
Look like you said you say they did the MRI.
I God, they don't give up what I said they did. Man,

(18:53):
I got two kidneys. You got to one of your advantage.
That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
trying to get well and you calling with this. You
say you a new Vickers, You damn show is and
you won't be at that church loan. I'll tell you
that because if I ever get cold to your sister,
we got some rink me to do. What is it
gonna hurt for you to give me one of them kitteningers?
If both of them, if both of them kittens is good,

(19:14):
ain't gonna hur them? Think you you ain't getting my kitteney, man,
ain't go a hud? What's wrong with you? Say?

Speaker 11 (19:20):
Man?

Speaker 14 (19:20):
All I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying
on the table.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
What is it gonna hurt? I don't got me wond
now you gonna tell him? Am mope me laying on
the damn table? What kind of a pull you in
charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was.
I need to meet you before I get to the hospital,
and nobody can help. They got that damn bad getting
in yours, and I can tell you that we die,
you won't feel a damn thing I got that. I'll
be damned if you're gonna call and talk me out

(19:43):
of one of my damn kitteness. Man, I'm trying to
live just like you, trying to let me know it.
Take care of me, because what you talking about I
ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
can catch my and get off my phone, that's what
you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
What as you listen to me?

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Man?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
How to listen to you? And you ain't talking about
nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going on
with me? Mister, you're running a game. If I could
get to y'all, put.

Speaker 14 (20:07):
Land in you what you're not?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Just say one more thing and then I'm gonna let
you go. Is you're listening for what?

Speaker 14 (20:13):
That's just left you timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got thanked by your daughter.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Oh Lord, have.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
That girl, Lord have mercy, Lord, have much Jesus and
you all right? Brother cordless man, you have made me
use language that I swear I don't know nobody I
heard my neighbors nam.

Speaker 14 (20:33):
Using that I and stopped a long time ago talking
that away. Please forgive me, Lord, help brother con. I
gotta ask you one more thing, man, What is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
It's gotta be y'all here. I don't even remember the.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Name of it now, Steve Harvey, MA, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Lord help us. I ain't gonna forget it now.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's it. You're listening morning shows.

Speaker 12 (21:00):
Time. Now for ask the CLO with our chief love officer.
He knows all about love, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Here we go. This is from Jan and Pittsburgh.

Speaker 12 (21:10):
Jan writes, I am a busty, thirty seven year old
single female dating a fifty five year old man, and
he keeps commenting about the size of my breast, as
if that's the only reason he's with me. When he drives,
his left hand is on my chest.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
In left hand, he didn't reach cross. They're in England,
but she said Pittsburgh, so I don't know.

Speaker 12 (21:35):
If we're sitting alone he's caressing my chest while we talk.
I don't feel like he's even paying attention to me.
How do I figure out if it's me or my
large breast that he likes.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Well, it's all three of y'all. I mean, you know
what is trying to figure out?

Speaker 8 (21:52):
You know?

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Look, you know, I mean you know is y'all you
know it ain't just you. Stop separating your self like
you not connected to him. Stop stop stop acting like
you don't know where they come from, you don't know
whose they are. Nothing like this. Stop acting like it's
two separate issues. He is infatuated with all three of y'all.

(22:16):
Now listen to me. The first thing you said was
I am a busty. Well, that's first thing you said.
Then you come talking about that's all he talked about
that what you The first thing.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You mentioned, you didn't say to us.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
You was lovely, a wonderful conversationalist, intelligent, you know, fun, caring,
loving to be around.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Your description of yourself was I'm a busty. Femail. I
haven't heard the term busty in quite some time.

Speaker 9 (22:48):
Yea. So now when he driving, he got one hand
on yo boy, when y'all talking, he just touching them.
Now listen to me, but I mean I understand that,
you know, and really and we got people on this
show who's had this happened to them? And y'all must

(23:12):
y'all know y'all have Shirley and Carlin. Y'all know y'all
have had this happen to you. Don't act brand new
because day.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Eight it's a brand new year. How many times have
you slapped your husband? Boys? Stop? We're moving on. That's
what I thought, Yes, Lizelle, what does you trip in? Folks?
We're moving on?

Speaker 12 (23:39):
Carlo Lizelle and Startbridge says, I paid two hundred and
seventy three dollars to get my aunt out of jail.
She got into a big fight with her boyfriend and
he called the police. She was mad because I picked
him up from work and she accused us of messing around.
Backstory is he and I have been friends and since

(24:00):
we were eighteen, and she has a problem with it.
She told me she isn't paying me back and how
do I get my money without beating her tail?

Speaker 9 (24:09):
Well, let me ask you a question. Where y'all live
where you can get out of jail for two hundred seventy.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Come on, come on, I've heard of that type dog Temmy.
I'm stuck. I'm just trying to figure out seventy three.

Speaker 9 (24:24):
The parking tickets costs more than that. If you speed
in a school zone, it's two fifty. You can whoop
somebody ass. Police department come pick you up or rest you.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Drive you down there? Shall you put you in.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
Some garments, give you a meal, dush you with the lie,
and now you can get out of that for two
hundred and seventy three dollars?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
What county is your ass in? People asked, we'll start
whipping for two dolls. Look, and the name is a giveaway,
the Zeil. Where in the Deep South.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Is your ass can get arrested and get out two
hundred and seventy three dollars. What is the processing feet
at Chelle County Jail? No, y'all's jail got to be
connected to the mail's office. City Hall in the jail
is the same building. This is just the damn this

(25:27):
thing I've ever heard. I don't know how you gonna
get your money back?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know what to tell you. Go ahead, shere
the next question, Missy.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
We're moving on, Missy, and Phoenix says, I'm a forty
nine year old married woman and I need to know
if my husband is cheating on me. I saw his
stebit card transactions and he spent money at Bath and
body Works and Forever twenty one. I asked him why
he was in those stores, and he said he would
have to report those purchases as fraud. He went so
far as to cancel his depth card and request a

(25:56):
new one. I think it's all a cover up.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
See a liar and hell no, hell no, he is
what he was supposed to do. I want to take clap, clap,
hands off to your homie. Cancel the debit card reported
as thefth something that hell is going on? Yes, sir, perfect,
hell no, he isn't a liar. No, no, because and

(26:22):
I'm gonna tell you why, because y'all forty nine fifty
year old men don't even know what Forever twenty one is.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I promise you he don't.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
And Bath and Bodyworks said, that ain't a combination of
what we buy for a lover. That ain't that ain't
a mistress purchase. We don't buy bath and bodywork products.
We don't buy products like that for mistresses.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do they buy?

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Men?

Speaker 11 (26:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (26:59):
To the so you know we're talking, listen to me.
This lingerie is big. Airplane tickets is big. Hotels is big.
Spa treatments as big.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
These are gifts that you buy, you know, stuff uh uh,
Gym memberships, you know, stuff that has a lasting effect
that you can benefit from as the man.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yes, rent is huge and I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 15 (27:33):
You know, now, how does how is he supposed to
pay for this? So this card situation, this.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
To never go on a card.

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Everchase this is immediately go down and get your ass
a cash withdraw and do all cash purchases and hand
deliver all of this.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Don't don't no paper trail. So reason out of a
not a joint account. Then to look at the money too?

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Well, see even if it's a joint account, you got
to take the cash out. What did you do with
the cash? I spent it?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
One? Let me ask you this how how upset was
he when excuse me say it again because he was
talking to say it again?

Speaker 12 (28:24):
Okay, I'm saying, I'm asking you how upset was the
husband when he learned that it was fraud on his card?

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I want to hear that.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
What wow?

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Hell no, not my car. You know I've been hearing
about this right here. Hold on, what's the number, baby, baby?
What is the number to the bank? Who the hell
got what is forget.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Your twenty one? It's one? Why just forget your twenty one?
It's forever twenty one? Thank you to see you're listening
Morning show. All right? Jay is here.

Speaker 12 (29:07):
Yes, he wrote another book. You said it was a
twenty eighth one, Steve.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Probably.

Speaker 13 (29:15):
This book is really home hitting and everybody can relate
to this. The name of this book is called if
You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
These are the rules.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's the name of the book.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
Okay, if you don't, if you're the only one in
the house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter
what nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,
you can say I'm paying for that, so you can
change the damn jump.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, a great feeling.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I'm the only one in the house working. My new book.
Chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since
you're working, only you get to use the good towels.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You don't have a job.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
You use them up ass towns the value behind them
with Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, I'm the only one, the one with the holes
in it.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
But those are the ones, you ragging ass, tie the
ones we keep under the sink.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Then where your towels at?

Speaker 13 (30:15):
Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy, soft and
naked turtle lie, salt and tidy bowl.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
And two extra rolls of toilet Love it you love it?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Love it?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Go ahead.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
If you're the only one working in the house, you
set the curfew as to when people can come in.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I may or may not give you a key, Okay,
I may or may not.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
That's what I'm seve read. I'm not getting up. Yeah,
I'm better ask you no doughbells than.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You did those lock at twelve. Matter of fact, soon
as the news go off, I'm going to lock up.
I'm going to bed. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

Speaker 13 (31:02):
If you have if I allow you to have a pet,
I don't need to see him. I don't need to
hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay,
I don't. I need to know that that pet is
not in the damn house. Well, your ass is down
to fish, thank you.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
They're gonna be coming here with no damn burny rabbits,
thank you, cat you dogs say erbos.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel.

Speaker 13 (31:30):
You can have a fish and his ass got to
be in the corner if I feel like you should
have a fish.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
All this is very important that you spoke on Steve.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
I will have my own and I'm gonna count the
little sections my very own roll of tillet paper that
will not be touched. Okay, my role, my damn it,
that's my roleroom into the bathroom and back with me.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Thank you if I don't touch Yeah, what what I'm counting? Squaesh?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
What them ragged ass tiles is fault?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Use them? Rake them out and dry them out and
hang them up.

Speaker 12 (32:17):
Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book,
my brand new book work.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm the only one working in this house. These are
the rules, damn it.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Number one.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Here's another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

Speaker 13 (32:30):
If I allow you to have a side hustle in
that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you
ain't sitting on a personal trainer.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I get a cut and.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Expressly if you sell it weed, fit.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
It fit half whatever?

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Yeah, over a halfstock had hey j had Yeah, I
like chapter number or thirty two?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh which what I like that?

Speaker 8 (33:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
But the name of this chapter is because I said.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
So, uh huh, it's a good chapter's like your because
I said so, anybody ask a question in this damn house? Right,
refer to chapter thirty two, damn it because I said said.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
So, that's it. That's book.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's another another chapter, chapter chapter forty. This is a
good chapter.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Seve how many chapters in the book.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh oh, this is a big book.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Talking about about one hundred and eighteen forty.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It says if I go to bed early, I go
to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early that yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,
we all go to bed at this. I don't have
to be in the bed hearing you up. Look what
you up for?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
What the night person?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
You ain't got to go to go to bed. You
go to bed, Okay, going there.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Walk to but the TVs go off? Yes, no, no,
I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man,
I want to thank you for chapter sixty four six.
When I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open,
Do not pull it shut.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
You're kidding me. Right, you're kidding me, right, Chapter sixty four.
I'm sitting on the tarlet. I like the door open.
You're not in my house, walk past and pull it shut.
I'm shutting house. Now, you're not shutting nothing.

Speaker 15 (34:50):
I'm shutting the dough if you're in there using the
bathroom with door your.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Chap.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, you won't, you won't.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, you're not.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
This is you don't pay for the show.

Speaker 13 (35:08):
When I wake up in the morning to go to work,
I can make as much damn noise.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
As I want to make. Don't say a damn thing.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Don't be sing me.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
What you need to do is get some work. Now,
that's what you need to do. But you can't get
out of this house because you ain't got nowhere else
to go.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell, don't know.

Speaker 12 (35:35):
Ain't keeping good Jay's new book if you're the only
one working in the house.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Uh this heavy? You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 12 (35:50):
All right, guys, it's time to play around of would
you rather here we go? Would you rather get away
with any lie you tell, any you tell you can
get away with it?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Or would you rather Hey, my whole life goal right there, baby,
I don't know what I won't a go ahead? Or
this is for you junior? Or would you rather detect
any lie you hear?

Speaker 8 (36:21):
So?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Would you rather be able to get away with one
or be able to tell lying? We need them?

Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
A all day? But don't you care if someone is
lying to you? I would lie back. Just two liars talking.

Speaker 17 (36:42):
That's a good conversation to waven what elball we should
do that one day, we should lie to each other
on a coke.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Just the whole damn thing. I just want to be
all mind.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
Be believable, Yeah, be my whole gold in life anyway, man, Lord,
thank you Jesus.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
To say this and she finn to believe it.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yes, she's afraid of lighting you too.

Speaker 9 (37:05):
I don't hear the damn I've been lying to before.
I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.
I want what sound good? I love you? I love
you too, Thank you, baby, see you tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
Okay, can't wait, Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie,
ain't no problem lie to me?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah? Oh my god. Oh you're the best out of head,
Thank you, baby, best out of head? Too? Cool? Great, line. Yeah, yeah,
I love it, I tell you the same way.

Speaker 15 (37:40):
Absolutely.

Speaker 17 (37:40):
Let me tell you why, surely because me and his
research department ain't good at all. We ain't researching nothing
to find out it's the truth.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
No, it ain't be truth. We don't care now, okay, whatever?

Speaker 12 (37:53):
All right, Well here's another one. Would you rather never
pay for taxes? We never pay for gas?

Speaker 9 (38:00):
You were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about the
hell out this gas? Hey, hey, hey, I don't give
a damn of gas? Is thirty dollars a gallon? If
I could just get out of a.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
All right?

Speaker 12 (38:17):
Would you rather be a star of a small movie
or be an extra and a really big movie like
Top Gun, Maverick or something?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
No damn extra walking around?

Speaker 18 (38:26):
Ain't got no hey, hey stop gun we talk.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I'll be of a small ass line.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
You're on the floor, you're part all right? One last one?
If we have time. Would you rather German chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Or cherry Hey? O, lord, cherry pie?

Speaker 9 (38:49):
Because you know why, because it's hard to find a
good cherry pash, Because I know that's what you make.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Anybody's sliding my dim or somewhere on?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
What are you saying?

Speaker 14 (39:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
All right, that's today's rounded.

Speaker 12 (39:04):
Would you rather coming up more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
Let's have some fun, guys, come on time to play
Who on the show would you trust?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
All right, Carla has a list of questions for us.
Let's go Carla, all right, Chirley, guys, here we go.
Who would you trust?

Speaker 8 (39:26):
So?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Who on the show would you trust to bail you
out of jail? Anybody where the money resides?

Speaker 15 (39:34):
Yeah, he ain't gonna answer that phone when they called. Now,
let me tell you that that one call you got,
You're not he not tacking that up.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I'm gonna call somebody else tell them right.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
So same question for you, Steve, who would you call
on this show to bail you out of jail?

Speaker 15 (39:58):
You got to do a blow, got a huff because
because in his mind, ain't none of us.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
Got no money? Well, oh, y'all got enough money to
get me out. But who would pick up the phone
and act?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
First? Monica wasna get through to be on the internet
because she'll want to post it on her igh.

Speaker 11 (40:21):
G Hey, all right, here's another question. Who on this
show would you trust to protect you from an intruder.

(40:43):
Let's go Tommy, anybody.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Okay, So you can't pick yourself, you can't, well, of
course me. But I picked Tommy because he's hot headed.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, he's gonna do something. He's gonna spring in action,
gonna be a problem, Tommy. We all picked Thomas.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
All right.

Speaker 11 (41:04):
Who on this show would you trust to keep all
of your Vegas secrets?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Definitely not Monica, not the Mouth of the South. I
picked sure Yeah, you gamble, you don't drink.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
Shirley, Yeah, yeah, because carl ain't gonna go down, because
because she haled Colt.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 11 (41:44):
Who on this show would you trust to be kind
to your family if you died?

Speaker 8 (41:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Everybody would be kind to the family. Okay, good, so everybody?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
So who on this show would you trust to perform
c p R when you that have to be?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
You are?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Shirley? You Sureley?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
A Monica?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
My father, he's other to Right now, I can't I
can't have them on these two. I can't wake up
in Jay over me blowing out and staying still y
standing on me with just give me an ambulance. Listen,
how get that? But he saved your lot.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
I can hold my breath that long. Hell, I took
a shot, little brain damage. I've I'll recover some therapy.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
At least when I wake up.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Your life.

Speaker 15 (42:48):
Here, at least when I wake up switch places with him.
Don't let me see him over me, least on y'all.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Okay, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
This is a good one right here.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Who on the show would you trust to keep your
sex tape from falling into the wrong hands?

Speaker 10 (43:09):
God?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Well, well, first of all, look who had the biggest reaction.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
That means there's a possibility to dance a tape out
there somewhere.

Speaker 14 (43:25):
They don't.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
They don't.

Speaker 15 (43:27):
They don't play v HS is no more. They don't
have no more VHS.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
We got ggital baby.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
All right, look at the time we gotta say, Junior,
I say ju coming up baxt On, not Carla or me?
Okay I Carla. Y'all are looking at it.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Hell now, y'all, y'all are sending to the wise, you know, not.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
For free.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Up next to the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up.
At about four minutes after the hour.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
there's something he needs to know. All right, we'll find
out what that's all a bit about and see if
she'll tell him in a bit. But right now it
is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
What you got for his neph you know, I got
something for you?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And and calling I got some for y'all?

Speaker 8 (44:30):
What is it?

Speaker 14 (44:30):
What is it?

Speaker 15 (44:32):
This is the church calendar, Sureley, you would be what
July you know on the calendar.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Pula, uh, my birthday month. That's what you're doing it
on October?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 15 (44:46):
That's it right there? You would be you would be
in October, you understand. And uh you know, uh, you
know this ain't with no robes on. That this ain't
with no robes on. Just lett, y'all know, is just
a shot.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
And I like the church. You're saying, we ain't.

Speaker 15 (45:10):
Doing his shot? Yeah, yeah, okay, church calling. But let's
go cat though, y'all know what the hell y'all what
I'm talking about here?

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Kay too much?

Speaker 10 (45:26):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Allison.

Speaker 10 (45:29):
Allison, Alison, She's not here, Man, she had work as
a speaker.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
Hey, this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How
you doing today?

Speaker 10 (45:37):
All right Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,
oh but my right, right right right?

Speaker 8 (45:43):
You're a husband right with Jared. I'm sure? Yeah. This
is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I met you a couple
of times, Jery Wayne seen you in a minute though. Man,
I've been working on Sundays and I said it. I
was gonna try to make it, but I told her,
you know, I want to get involved. You know this
year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved.

Speaker 14 (45:58):
Man.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Well, come on down, man. We we love you, that's
for sure. Man. Can I give you a number when
she can call me back? Well?

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Okay, yeah, sure?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Is this about?

Speaker 8 (46:06):
You know, let's send us something. What's going on? Actually
the single ministry? Man, I'm over the Single Ministry and
we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together a
calendar and we wanted her to give us a call
about it. Okay, so let me let me get let
me give my number real quick. Wait a minute.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
Okay, you say a calendar, So the church is doing
the calendar, But is it like the couples like we
come in like how it'd always be like the couples
come in and be like, this is mister and missus.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
I mean a calendar. No, no, no, what we're doing
to see a lot of the guys got together. What
we're gonna do is a mount swimsuit calendar. And we're
gonna be trying to put that together. Man, So let
me give you my number, man, because I want to
call all the guys were saying, if she get on
the calendar, he'll probably get solid.

Speaker 14 (46:48):
You know.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa wo woar. Let's
slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
a calendar, I swim suit calendar for the single ministry
at the church.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
What it is? Gerald, were gonna be the first church
to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar? You see
what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You call it for us my wife to be in it.
And you sure you got the right number because where there?

Speaker 8 (47:17):
I mean because your wife is Alison?

Speaker 10 (47:18):
Right, yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all,
did what's this man about? All the guys y'all got
together y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
This slow man.

Speaker 10 (47:28):
Oh God, hold my tongue right man, because I'm sure
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (47:32):
Where you're going with this. And listen, we're gonna get
sister Gidgery. She gonna be Miss March June is like
pretty much in the middle of the year, we want
your wife to be the big centerphold.

Speaker 10 (47:42):
Please please tell me you're not tiring my house this
morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
a swimsuit calendar. But then on top of that, y'all
a'll got together, y'all voted that y'all want my wife
to be in a swim to calendar fay Church.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
Okay, well, well wait a man, I mean look at
this on the positive side, man, what this is? See,
like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry
and the Single Ministry and getting ready to go on
a big trip.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Got to do with the singles Ministry.

Speaker 10 (48:12):
She's knowing it made I don't know the people that
said the single ministry, Why you telling talking about my
wife and busing something like this. You hold them that.
Oh Jesus help me.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Hey man, you you you should feel honored man, that
your wife is.

Speaker 10 (48:26):
Looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming in
there and we try to get help and we try
to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time, but
y'all want my wife to be in a swim suit contest. Man,
do you understand what that is?

Speaker 8 (48:36):
Man?

Speaker 10 (48:36):
They ain't number some pennies. Man, So y'all looked at
my wife time. Y'all want my wife to be hit a.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Pennies saying what you gotta understand? Chill this right? Him
means for the single ministry, which we got a big
trip coming up, so we raising money.

Speaker 10 (48:48):
What do y'all doing? Man, it's not something you do
at the church?

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Man.

Speaker 10 (48:52):
You have car washes mad without man, we watched cars. Man,
y'all talking about Canada? Man, what are you doing it?

Speaker 11 (48:59):
Man?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
What type of your this is?

Speaker 8 (49:00):
This?

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Flip turning two? Man?

Speaker 8 (49:02):
See Joel that the difference is on this whole thing. Man,
don't be upset about what it is that man, we
don't found something that ain't no other church done. Before
you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
The reason ain't no other church done is because this
is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something
like this? Man? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (49:19):
Hey, dog? You got to understand.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Listen.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
We got sister Gidgrit, we got Sister Vickie.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
Okay, said the things that signed out on this, You
got these women in the church and that they gonna
put on swim suits.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
Well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.

Speaker 10 (49:32):
We got them on our list because I'm saying, ain't
nobody getting with you?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Man? What is wrong with you?

Speaker 9 (49:36):
Man?

Speaker 8 (49:37):
Hey man, listen, just to help us get start it.
Do you have a picture of Sister Alison in a swimsuit?

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Look, man, I ain't giving you no picture of my wife,
but no swimsuit.

Speaker 14 (49:46):
Man.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
No, this is just something we're trying to do for
the ministry.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Dude.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
You know what, are you at the church and you
work at the church full time part time? I'm at
the church, okay, are you there there?

Speaker 8 (49:56):
Nah, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
there for clours later on this evening.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Okay, what time do colid?

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Rehearsal start left seven o'clock.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
But while you, lester, what I want you to do
is for me before you go to rehearsal, can you
just be right in the front right quick? I just
want to we need to meet personally right quick, bless
me and you. So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal
and then let's talk about this face to face because
this over the phone and out and this is not
worth it right now, and I need to meet the
person that's calling my howel talking about my wife doing

(50:26):
all the cdiotic type. So let's meet right in the front. Brother,
First you go to sing. I got something for you
to sing, gay dooks. So meet me in the front, man,
please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna
talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk
about this in person.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
Okay, First, I mean you gotta calm down. Man, Why
don't even understand why you already like you know what?

Speaker 10 (50:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Seven. So it started at seven.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is
gonna work for us. This is gonna help your caller
to get out the wait that you really really needed
to get out. Man, I got something for you that's
gonna help just calls. Please be outside at six fifty five.
Please don't go on there.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you.

Speaker 10 (51:14):
Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
a nice picture for you.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside
waiting on you when you get there. You and who
Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
We're gonna be right outside in the front of the church.
Oh man, this man, Hey man, your brother Jason told

(51:38):
me the prank phone call you man, God, man, you
know you know what you said. Tell him, I said,
if that fool who came to church more often, he
would know that this is a prank phone. Come, oh dad,
I'm glad it is. Mann.

Speaker 10 (51:52):
You just imagine how to draw up to that church acting.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
The food ain't many? I got. I gotta ask you
this here, man, what is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 10 (52:04):
Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Man, Now you have it, y'all.

Speaker 15 (52:10):
Feel a little uncomfortable now with you y'all, don't man
being on telege?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
What that's not the right word on your phone?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
What if I get y'all in some wet robes? How
about that? Oh God, you can't say what? Put them
in some wet robes.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
What I hate you and your cat saying that just
home on the robe on you just just dripping wet
right there? What even like your church, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not
only am I shooting my TV show Ready to Love

(52:51):
in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but I'm
also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club. That
is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The Nephew
is in town. Tickets and own sale right now now.
I said it, Ay, Shirly, it's on you.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Coming up next.

Speaker 12 (53:05):
Strawberry Letter subject he stole my wife right from under me.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 12 (53:12):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, on sex, on work,
on parenting, on dating, and more. Please submit your Strawberry
letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
We'll do our best to help you.

Speaker 12 (53:32):
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to read this one right here
right now.

Speaker 15 (53:40):
Book Love, Hold on tight, we got a coin can
give it is strawbaby letter.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
This letter makes me.

Speaker 12 (53:46):
Sad right here subject he stole my wife from write
up under me. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a
hard working, faithful man. I was married for fifteen years
to my college sweetheart. I never had any problems in
my marriage until I tried to help out a friend.

(54:07):
Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend and
the friend was married to a big time cheater. We
were always there for her if she was going through
drama with her husband. Their marriage finally ended when her
husband got her cousin pregnant. She put him out of
the house and he didn't have anywhere to go. So

(54:29):
I talked my wife into letting him stay with us
for a while so he could sort things out. The
first week he kept to himself, and he slept a
whole lot when he wasn't at work. The second week
he started talking more. I came home from work one
day and he and my wife had cooked together and
we all sat and ate. Going into the third week,

(54:51):
I sat down with him to see if he'd made
other living arrangements. He informed me that he was very
comfortable in my house, and he said my wife I
loved having him there. He told me that he could
tell my wife needed to be loved properly. So he
seduced her, and he's been making love to her almost
daily for the past two weeks.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
You can guess what happened next.

Speaker 12 (55:16):
I grabbed him and I slung him to the ground,
and my wife rushed in and yelled for me to stop.
She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.
Fast forward to the present. I have a new house.
He's in my old house with my wife and they
are getting married when our divorce is final. He took

(55:37):
my kindness for weakness and stole my wife from right
up under me. I still want to put Yeah, I
still want to put hands on him, but there's no
use in it because he already got my wife. It's
going to be hard for me to trust another female.
How could I move past this and find happiness again?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Wow? Now you see why this letter makes me sad.

Speaker 12 (56:00):
This, I mean, just when you think you've heard it all,
I'm just really sorry because you sound like a truly
nice man. You sound like a nice guy. You know,
women ask all the time we're the nice guys. You
know there are no more nice guys. Well, this was
truly a nice guy. These weren't even your friends. These
were your wife's friends. She was your wife's best friend.

(56:23):
You weren't even come on, You stepped in to help
your wife's best friend's husband out. You didn't have to
do any of this. You didn't have to do it,
and I know you're probably asking yourself.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Why you did. Now, this loser and a man. I'm
being kind when I use that word. He stabbed you
in your back so hard.

Speaker 12 (56:44):
Then he twisted that knife. Okay, but I can't blame
him entirely because your wife played.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
A big role. What is wrong with her? What is
wrong with your wife?

Speaker 12 (56:55):
You guys have been college sweethearts and been married for
fifteen years. So she lets this guy come in here,
and after two weeks, she's sleeping with the guy and
defending him, trying to pull you off him when he
clearly deserved a beat down. He was very comfortable in
not only living in your house, but you know, taking

(57:18):
liberties with your wife and everything else.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
And now he's staying in your house. This is terrible.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
I blame your wife for allowing this to go down,
but more than that, I blame him because you were
just showing kindness to another man who needed it at
the time. I think he overstayed. You allowed him to overstay.
Three weeks is too long. He should have gotten it
together by then, and if he didn't, he should have
moved on.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
How do you move on?

Speaker 12 (57:44):
One way is to hopefully, you know, get some female
companionship in your life. That's one way you can do it,
move forward and have happiness again. You say it's hard
for you to trust females. All females aren't like that.
I hope you know that, But you know, start slowly
with friendship from a female and take it from there.
You can move on and get past this. And you're

(58:05):
gonna have to try and forget Steve.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
I don't see nothing about no moving on in this letter.
This is just about this letter. Yes, I don't see
them moving on.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
Started with my ass You married fifteen years to your
college sweetheart, got it. Never had problems in my marriage
till I tried to help out a friend. Definition of friend.
Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend. So
this is your wife's best friend and the friend was
married to a big time Cheatoh now, nowhere in this

(58:37):
letter really was you saying that this man was your friend,
your wife's best friend, and the friend was married to
a big time Cheaterah, we were always dare for her
when she was going through drama with her husband.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Y'all were always dare for her. You ain't mentioned this
guy yet.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
Then the marriage five ended when her husband got her
cousin pregnant. Okay, understood. She put him out the house.
He didn't have nowhere to go. So then you talked
to your wife to let him stay with y'all for
a while. When'd he become your friend? But y'all was
with the lady to help her through all the trump

(59:21):
Then she put the man out. Now y'all take him
in too. What is y'all a shelter? You have to decide, dog,
you got a home or a damn shelter?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Now.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
The first week he kept to himself, and he slept
a lot when he wasn't at work.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Then the second week he started talking about hit the
letter change.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
I come home from work one day he and my
wife had cooked together, and we all sat down at
eight This wedding letter in for me.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Exactly this damn metal over cooking together fault.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
Well, have part two of Steve's response coming up A
twenty three minutes to after be our subject of today's letter.
He stole my wife from right up under me right
after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve,
come on, Let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject. He stole
my wife right from under me, right from up under me.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
This letter unbelievable. You been married to college sweetheart. They
ain't have no problems. Her best friend had and her
friend her best friend her wife.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Excuse me.

Speaker 9 (01:00:29):
His wife had a best friend who was married to
a big time cheetah. Then y'all was always theare for
going through the drama with her husband. Then the marriage
ended when her husband got her cousin pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
She put him out of the house.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
He ain't have anywhere to go, so I talked my
wife and letting him stay with us so he could
sort things out. First week he had to himself, slept
a whole lot. Then he wasn't at work. The second
week he started talking more. I come home from work
one day he and my wife had cooked it together,
and we all sat down at eight cooking together for what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Ain't nobody here but me?

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
You that are invited, and my wife Why is two
people cooking this damn meal? Three people don't require help
in the kitchen if your wife been cooking, it's just
a little bit extra for one more half a cup
more rice in the bowl uncooked. That blows up to

(01:01:32):
two damn cups of eight rice. Okay, now that's what
we start having a problem with right now. Now, going
into the third week, I sat down with the man
to see if he made other living arrangements. He informed
me that he was very comfortable in my house right there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
See, I don't know, I don't even.

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
Know how we have in this conversation that nobody that
tell me, there's nobody that is no me we can
make this statement to me that I'm very comfortable in
your house. And he said my wife loved having him there. See,
I don't know nobody that really know me that can
open it, open their mouth and say these damn says.

(01:02:18):
This ain't disrespectful. This you who you think you talking to?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
He told me he could tell my wife needed to
be loved property. Now, stunning stuff just.

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Right there, because the dude that's writing this letter, it's
a little week ass dude. I'm sorry, man, this little
weeknds dude, because first of all, I can't write the
letter into the type because he had to send it
in an email. You can't email from jail, so I
couldn't even send this letter. See, there's no way I

(01:02:52):
can send this letter because my ass in jail. Dog,
what did you say to me? He told me he
could tell all my wife needed to be loved properly.
What so he seduced her and he's been making love
to her almost daily for the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Past two weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
What old human can say these words to me and
I sit down and type it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Dog, what don't I could tell your wife needed to
be loved properly.

Speaker 12 (01:03:28):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I could tell your wife needed to be loved. That's it.
That's it all after that has asked woman? All this hell.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
First of all, you, my boy, you can tell my
wife needed to be loved properly. That's when I stand up.
I could tell your wife needs Okay. Then he said
he been making love to her for daily for the
past You then told me you screwed my word you
thought you could.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Say it, and then then then now this way, he
trying to sound like a man.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
But I'm gonna tell you what. This didn't happen, y'all.
He just did it for life. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
he didn't do.

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
This right here.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
You can guess what happened next. No, no, see next. No,
we can't no, I can't beat it out.

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
I grabbed him and slung him to the ground. That
ain't even how we fight. No, ain't first because I
grabbed him and slung him to the ground, and he
let you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
This is a dude that's bold enough to tell you
he slept with your wife.

Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
I grabbed him and slunk him to the ground, and
my wife rushed in and yelled for me to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.
What you don't know how.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
Long it would have took her to get me on him.
Do you know how many police cars would have been
out side? He'd been all behind the refrigerator hiding. You know,
I'm trying to kill this dude.

Speaker 15 (01:05:00):
Do you know?

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
Don't got the kitchen dog? Getting fast forward to the present.
She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.
Fast forward to the president. I have a new house.
He's in my old house with my wife, and they
are getting married when our divorce is final. What hey, dog,

(01:05:22):
you living, You living in my house, the one I'm
paying for. No man with her, No, no man, that's
not happening. This, none of this is happening. This is unthinkable.
He ain't no real man reading this letter going well,
you know, Steve, what could he do? We all because
we all sit in there going the question would.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Be, what didn't I do?

Speaker 9 (01:05:44):
Damn set his house on fire and killed everybody in here.
We got yellow tape round the building, this chalk marks
on the ground. We he didn't heed the weapons. He
got DNA everywhere. The man ain't got no franking nails.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Steve reedon. That's Steve in a coma and everybody else
in the damn coma. That's what what it happened. Do
you want to continue your response?

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
All right, we gotta take a break right here. Ever,
it's time I see.

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
You can post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's
Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the
Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up at forty
six after the hour, We're gonna have part three of
Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he stole my wife from right
up under me. We'll get back into it right after this,
you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, we were talking about this
strawberry letter.

Speaker 12 (01:06:40):
You had a lot more to say on it subject
he stole my wife from right up under me and just.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Let it just a quick recap recap. Do we invite
this man over to the house He ended up sleeping
with his wife.

Speaker 9 (01:06:53):
Told him I was could look at your wife until
she needed to be loved property.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I'm in sleeping with her every day for the past
two weeks. So you know what happened next. I grabbed
him and slung him to the ground. What hold on, dog,
Ain't nobody gets stabbed? Let's be waiting.

Speaker 9 (01:07:15):
Ain't nobody were in the kitchen talking. You told me
you've been sleeping my wife for two weeks. Ain't nobody
gets stamped. Ain't nobody head split open with a frying pad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Ain't nobody got face hand down on the on the
on the on the eye with the gas on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Everybody got all the ligaments.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I didn't reach behind the stove and snatch the gas
line out and stick it in your butt. Now you go,
now you talking?

Speaker 15 (01:07:46):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I didn't slam your head in the freezer door nine times.
I ain't do that. I slung him to the ground.
I grabbed him and slung him to the ground, slung
him to the ground. So you don't believe it that
because that's not how you guys are.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
You cannot tell no living man that that's married and
put in time with a wife and the dude sitting
in his house and say these words to him, and
his reaction is I grabbed him and slung him to
the ground. Then my wife yelled and yelled for me
to stop. So then he stopped so bad I can't

(01:08:27):
even hear her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, okay, and she need.

Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
To get out the way while I'm throwing these blows
an it down. Then he says, fast forward to the President.
I got a new house. So you moved out your house,
and there's a man that's moved in your house that's
screwing your wife in that house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
This house, ain't this house don't have no soot damage
from the fire you set.

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
Yeah, you can actually live in this house. It ain't
no water damage when the fire department comes. But ain't
you ain't sitting No.

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Five. He's sleeping in the house screwing your wife.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
You done went and got a new house, and they
getting married when our divorce and y'all ain't even divorced,
so now you're still paying for this house. That he
is't sleeping with your wife, Pardner, I'm gonna tell you
right now. And none of this is happening with no
dudes I know. Okay, one of my best friends, Biggie Wi,
if you sit in Big God and tell him you've

(01:09:27):
been sleeping with his wife. Man, this is not even
the news story.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
We're on for eight out the greatest episode.

Speaker 15 (01:09:34):
Everybody on that block that they house is in jail,
the whole block.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
All right, well, this is an episode of Forensic Files,
the Greatest Wonder we go. Guy, you're listening morning show?

Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette Jay.

Speaker 13 (01:09:54):
Please, It's very simple. We do that every week for
three subject put them on the wheel, wed stop. We'll
make it funny because we can do that. Watch it,
Watch it all right, watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Think could you hear the subjects incoherent?

Speaker 12 (01:10:08):
Things you say when you wake up and swear you
were not sleep Okay, Things people say when they get dumped,
Excuses people give when they can't chip in on the bill.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Those are subjects. We all know that I got your
fred Let's spendish funny. People stop.

Speaker 12 (01:10:38):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Let's go what why?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Why is it duck driving volks Wagon? What's going on?
What's coming on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Junior? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
I swear to God, I don't know, no, Tiffany, tim
what I said that?

Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you were asleep, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I wanted to pee right there.

Speaker 15 (01:11:12):
I know what I'm doing. I wanted to pee right now. Okay,
I know what I'm doing. Okay, I pee what I
want to pee.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Okay, cleave me alone, Come on, Steve.

Speaker 12 (01:11:25):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
That that's because I wasn't at the fire.

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
Talking about we're playing comedy roulette. The subject is incoherent
things you say when you wake up and swear you
were asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
J Ginger, bread Man, jump in my face, since you
so bad?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Hey, you're in a deep sleep.

Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't asleep. O, Lord, you really thought about breast?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
So Lord, you really you really thought about brest.

Speaker 14 (01:12:11):
I like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
And coherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't asleep, nep you.

Speaker 15 (01:12:21):
I'm watching that. Put it back on fantasy Island. I'm
watching that.

Speaker 12 (01:12:30):
And comharing things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't sleep, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I know Jesus was a carpenter.

Speaker 14 (01:12:41):
I know that.

Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
You can't come hairy things you say when you wake
up and swear you weren't sleep, Jake put your cat on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
The ceiling, saying, what the hell's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:12:57):
The cat.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Sleep? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and
swear you weren't sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Somebody turned stove off, anybody to cook it?

Speaker 12 (01:13:17):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you were asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Tell me what you got we having sex? Or that,
oh you sleep? I'm trying. Incoherent things you say when
you wake up and swear you weren't sleep, Steve, who
are the white people?

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Period?

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
He's actually done that before.

Speaker 12 (01:13:50):
We was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Comedy Roulette.

Speaker 12 (01:13:55):
Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
you weren't sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I got me a fig Newton pillow. Anybody seen it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Wait, come on, Steve, close this one. I follow you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I don't know what that's about. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
We'll have more.

Speaker 12 (01:14:27):
That's comedy Roulette of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show. Well,
we all know the internet is a wonderful place. It
allows you to find items that you absolutely do not
need but absolutely want.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
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Speaker 12 (01:14:49):
For instance, like a dog collar that will spit out
curse words every time your dog barks. You may not
you may not need that, but it might be a
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Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
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waiting the don that'd be funny to me.

Speaker 12 (01:15:33):
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with this idea and they're selling these collars for just
sixty dollars. The dog collar simply fastens around your dog's
neck and every time your dog barks, it shouts.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Out a curse word the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
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Speaker 12 (01:15:55):
They're sold out already, but you can sign up for
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Lore of this is Harvey Morning Show. Come here.

Speaker 12 (01:16:15):
More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time to
play a round of would you rather here we go?
Would you rather get away with any lie you tell?
Any lie you tell you can get away with it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Or would you rather hey, my whole life goal right there, baby,
I won't or this is for you, junior. Or would
you rather detect any lie you hear?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Would you rather be able to get away with one?
Or be able to tell a lie? And we need them?

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
All day?

Speaker 12 (01:17:03):
Lord, But don't you care if someone's lying to you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I can call it. I will lie bad. I don't
give a damn. Just get two liars talking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
That's a good conversation to it.

Speaker 17 (01:17:17):
That waven what el ball let should do that one
day we should lie to each other on a coke.

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
Just the whole damn thing. I just want to be
all mine be believable. Yeah, it's been my whole goal
in life. Anyway, Landlord, thank you Jesus. I find to
say this and she fin to believe it. Yes, she's
great of lighting you too. I don't give a damn.
I've been lied to you before. I can handle it, y'all,
the one can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.
I want what sound good? I love you?

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
I love you too, Thank you, baby, see you to morow. Okay,
can't wait, Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't
no problem.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Lie to me?

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
Yeah, Oh my god. Oh you're the best out of
a head, Thank you, baby, best out of head too?

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Cool? Great line? Yeah, yeah, I love it up telling
you feel the same way. Absolutely, let me tell you why?

Speaker 17 (01:18:15):
Surely because me and his research department ain't good at all.
We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
No, it ain't be true.

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
We don't care now, okay, all right, Well here's another one.
Would you rather never pay for taxes? We never pay
for gas?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Hey? You were gonna say that? Yeah, yeah, I'm about
the hell out this gas.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Hey. Hey, hey, I don't give a damn of gas?
Is thirty dollars a gallon? If I could just get
out of a.

Speaker 7 (01:18:50):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:18:51):
Would you rather be a star of a small movie,
or be an extra in a really big movie like
Top Gun, Maverick or something.

Speaker 18 (01:19:00):
I'm extra walking around, ain't got no hey hey, but
it's stop good, we'll talk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I'll be a small lass line.

Speaker 12 (01:19:12):
You're on the floor, you're part all right? One last
one if we have time? Would you rather German chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Or cherry hey?

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Lord, cherry pie? Hey? Because you know why? Because it's
hard to find a good cheerry pie?

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
Oh, because I know that's what anybody's sliding my DMS
while on Are you all right?

Speaker 14 (01:19:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
That's today's rounded? Would you rather? Thanks?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Guys?

Speaker 12 (01:19:40):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
last break of the day and some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:19:47):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here
we are our last break of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
It was a good day.

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
Yay, yay.

Speaker 12 (01:19:56):
Yeah, And we're not going to take up any more time, Steve,
because people have been waiting for today's closing remarks.

Speaker 9 (01:20:02):
Well, you know, it's really something that I was thinking about,
and it started with how I was assessing my own
life and then as I began to assess it. I
started thinking about of how many people's lives are running
a parallel course.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
To mind.

Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
I mean almost everybody. It really is almost the case
for everybody. If you're a person that's seeking happiness or success,
then you can relate to what I'm about to say
to you, because all of us, all of you, myself included,
have faced moments where it just didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Go the way we planned.

Speaker 9 (01:20:45):
It just didn't go the way we thought, and it
show didn't go the way we had hoped, but it
went anyway. And it happened to me this year. Well
last year, it happened to me in twenty nineteen. A
couple of things happened that I well, I had been forewarned.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Of it, but I just I didn't know it really
and then it happened.

Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
But like I've always said to you, all life is
a ten percent what happens to years ninety percent what
you do about it. So as I had these doors
closed in my face and I began to pray about
it and talk to God about it, I also found

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myself being privy to what the haters were saying, and
what the Internet was saying, and what so called friends
of mine will go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Man, you all right, Man, your show gone. You alright,
You're gonna be okay. Man.

Speaker 9 (01:21:46):
They say they took that in a little big shot.
They say, Man, it's over. Man, you man, you man,
You're gonna be all right through all this. Here, here's
what I realized, and I want to share with you.
And you can run your life, and I'm sure you
can relate to what I'm saying. Those people who were

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writing me off, those people who have written you off,
those people who say you're finished, those people who think
there's no way you can.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Rise from this one. They got to know this, that
this that we are living is a movie.

Speaker 9 (01:22:32):
And the thing about a movie it has a beginning,
it has a middle, and it has an end. But
this movie called life that we are in, the only
end to this movie is when our life is over.
Until our life is over, the movie is constantly being constructed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Now here's the beautiful thing about this movie.

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
We end.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
This movie.

Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
Has only one writer. The script writer to this movie
is God. He is the one who controls the script
to your life.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
But here is the catch to it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
You are the director. See, the director makes choices in
the movie. The director decides what's the move, what's the tone,
what's the flavor? How we're doing this, what's our motivation?
When we're talking to the actors, we give them the
motivation for it. Well, if you got a director that
wants to give you the positive information, which you are,

(01:23:36):
the director of the movie, what the script says, the pitfalls,
the trials and the tribulations in the movie. What the
script says. It's okay, it's just the ten percent that's
happening to you. It's you got to do to ninety percent.
You got to keep doing the movie. Because God is

(01:23:56):
the architect and the author of this movie. Nobody else.
The haters are merely movie critics. All their job is
to do is one thing, find something to criticize about
the movie. They don't even mention the good part of
the movie. They ain't there for you when you win
in in the movie. They not down for you when
things go well in your movie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
They are there for.

Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
One reason only to criticize. They are the movie critics.
How else would they have a position if they wasn't
the critic, what would they do? The critics job is
to criticize, find something wrong. They not the movie helpers.
They not the movie go getters. They the movie critics.

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That's all the hater is. And they don't even write
the good stuff. You got to keep doing the movie.
My Heavenly Father, your God is the writer of this movie,
and in this movie, that gonna be some Ebvan flowes.
You gotta beginning, you gotta middle. All you got to
do is keep doing the movie. You're the director. You
have the choice. When you blow a scene, all you

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got to do is get with the writer, come up
with the next script, rewrite the next scene. You can
actually pray to the creator, who is the architect and
the writer of this movie just called your life. You
can either pray and get direction. You can pray and
get consultation. You can pray against guidance, and you know

(01:25:27):
how to direct the scene for the next one. Even
if you blow a scene, it ain't over All you
got to do is keep watching the movie. Keep in mind, now,
movie critics only have one job, that is to criticize.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
But what they got to do, and what they gonna
end up doing is what everybody else gonna be doing.

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
They gonna keep watching the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
You're gonna show up somewhere else in another scene and
what they gonna say?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Then all they get church mouse quiet? Then don't they?

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
The critics of your movie get real quiet when you
shine it, when God raise you up and show you
out again. Where the critics at? Then I ain't no,
Oh Lord, they church mouse quiet. Then you got to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Keep watching the movie because the movie ain't over.

Speaker 9 (01:26:14):
Man. The writer of this movie is your heavenly father
and you are the director. Don't worry about them critics. Man,
keep watching the movie. You might mess around in the
next scene. You're looking real good.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I know I have.

Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
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