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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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At all at all, So.
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Don't give them.
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A million bus busy listening to.
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To I don't join.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you gotta turn love you, You got to turn.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn
the mouth turn al the money.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think, uh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You all listen to the voice. Come on, dig me now.
One and only Seve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
oh man, oh man, Ain't God good y'all. I'm gonna
say it again, Ain't God good y'all.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You know.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
I'm gonna share something with you this morning because it
happens to me all the time. As a matter of fact,
I got an email from my publicist just just this morning,
and you know something I've found.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And I've said this before.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
You know you can never ever expect to change, or
to want to change, or make the attempt to do
better any any time you try to go forward.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
In your life. Please know that we'll be opposition. It is.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
It is an amazing thing right here. But the devil
is so busy, so busy all the time. His objective
is to see you fail or or and here's the
one you gotta be careful of.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Or want you to succeed at the wrong thing. You
know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
You know there is such a thing as succeeding at
the wrong thing. If you know what I mean. And
you can ask many people who have done time before,
all people who are currently doing time, all people who
are about to do time or find out even worse.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
About to lose their life.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
They're even their mere existence because they are attempting to
become good at the wrong thing. And I don't have
to get into specifics about it, y'all can all think
of something I'm talking about. But there is a thing
of being good at the wrong thing. Well, the devil's
mission is to get you you to fail at anything
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good and to create the false illusion in your life
that you're succeeding, that you're succeeding. Are you doing the
right thing when you and he both know you are
doing the wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That's his mission.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
So whenever you make the decision to do better, to improve,
to change, to want more, to put your life on
the right track, please know there is going to be opposition,
But do yourself a favor when the haters come, and
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they will come.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
They are inevitable. Today.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
It is amazing how our world has turned. It is
amazing how the Internet has become a source of hate
when it was designed to be a place where people
could go for information to make your life simpler, but
it has turned not to be quite a haven for
people who are up to no good. Their child pornography
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websites up. You just go, wait a minute, man, how
can this exist? You know, this is the United States
of America and there are trifling people out there who
have sites put up and with technology, sometimes they're traceable,
sometimes they don't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
But people are allowed to exist under these freedom of
speech amendments that we have and so forth and so on.
But you know, when things come your way called haters,
they are going to come. Because this is now the
world and the climate that we live in. Everybody's not
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gonna be happy for the news that Hey, guess what
he's changed, or hey guess what he's trying to do better,
or hey guess what she's decided in.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Her mind to be more with her life.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
You know what, she gonna get out the system and
get to standing on her own two feet, go back
and get her education. Be a great example for a
cheer child. You know, hey, she decided to have her child.
I mean, it's so many things that people do right
that people turn into a negative because they are haters.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But do yourself a.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Favor when the haters come your way, keep pushing, Just
keep pushing. And I know it's difficult because you want
to turn around and address everything because you want to
set the record straight.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But no matter how straight.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
You set it, for people who are in the hate business,
they are going to be about the business of hating
you anyway. All of you out there experience it on
some level or another. See I'm not talking about me.
I'm talking about everybody who experiences at your church, on
your job, in your home, from people who you thought
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were your friends, from relatives, I mean, from people you
know don't know you. And here comes the hate. Do
yourself a favor and keep pushing. It is in your
best interest to ignore it and just keep moving. But
do not, and I repeat, do not, let them get
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you down. Let me explain to you one thing that
I have grown to learn over the years, but I
have to reteach it to myself all the time. Haters
are non productive people. Haters are not decision makers. They're really,
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really not. I don't care if you being hated on
from somebody in a supervisory capacity over you.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They're not the decision maker of your life.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
They have this temporary place that allows them a false
sense of power over you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Don't acknowledge that in them.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
The only person that has power with you and o
you is a person you allow to. Martin Luther King
made a statement one time. He said, a person can't
ride your back unless you bend over. Don't bend over,
thou know back riders in your life unless you bend over,
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stand up straight, and they can't stay on. So when
you have them in your life, whether they're in a
supervisory capacity, shake them. They are non productive people. They
are not decision makers. They are negative and they cannot
affect your plans or position in life unless you give
them life by addressing them all the time. Don't even
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address them. Keep moving, keep your life on track. Know
that you are a child of God, that God loves you.
No matter what you've done. You can make a mistake,
and God is a god of chances. God will give
you time and time and time again. To get yourself together.
He has done it for me, He has done it
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for millions of others. He will do the same thing
for you. Don't let the devil fool you that you've
made a mistake so great that God won't forgive you
for it. Because God is a god of chances, and
I wish I want people to remember that. Man, God
is a redeemer, no matter how many. If he's given
you eight chances, he will give you the ninth chance
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if you go to him honestly and earnestly and really
mean what you say God is to get your life together.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
God, you're listening.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divided detention.
This is welcome time, Welcome to a new day. What
a blessing, What an awesome blessing it is. Man, you
got it. You gotta think about that, y'all. Please don't
start your day without giving due credit and honor to
the almighty God, who is the creator of all good things.
And the start of a new day is number one.
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I mean, man, we don't have to be here, as
tough as it might sing. Sometime at least we hear
what about the chance you've been given to participate in
this day.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's what I'm grateful for.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Man, I'm grateful for waking me up and closed in
my right mind. I'm just appreciative of the fact that
I have a measure of health. You might have some
health issues, but the key word is you got some health. Hello,
get appreciative and remember this. In the words of ill
loss Via Hart, prayer change this thing.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Now. I'm pretty sure you've.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Heard that by several other one hundred thousand people, But
the one that said it to me first that mattered
with my beloved Mama boy prayer change his things, and
it showed. Do remember that Steve Robin Martin show Sheldon
Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior in the legend
that is nephew Tummy Junior.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yes, sir, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
You got your hat on straight today, got the bill
on it?
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What's up? Go good man?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Because I finally won an argument. I don't even don't
I'm so happy I saw something my way. That is
that the first in almost two years.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Look at him?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You looky boy? Can I ask you something?
Speaker 11 (11:09):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Yeah, how small of an issue was it? Because that's
usually what it is. It's very small. It's so small.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
But I said, I just don't feel like going to
no restaurant.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You feel like Papa. She said, I could do that.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
I said, hey, hey, oh, celebrate your wins.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Take them how to cut Junior.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
I don't want to like down playing another feel bad?
But you do know you still went to a restaurant.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Don't you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, well it's the one I choke. Look, let me
tell you something. You should have seen what I put
that drive through. I lean in that window so hard.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I need a number nine family meal.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
Mass potatoes at all dark gimping up a.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Damn thing, Junius, Juliet. They got mash potatoes and popeyes?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
What them little light wood potatoes they be putting out there,
at them fast foods that that look that look kind
of watery, You know how it don't be really no
solid real mashed potatoes. They look a little bit like
damn there, like cream or wheats without the balls in it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You know, No, I ain't been. I ain't been in
a while. I had ain't.
Speaker 12 (12:32):
Man, We need we need to get together and take
you on a regular trip. Just go do it regular stuff.
We just need to take you on regular trip.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yeah, they tell you what I did do though, that
I went to play golf, right, and I was on
a tour bus. I went to play golf, and I
stopped at a gas station that had like like forty
pumps in it. Weren't no BUCkies or nothing, but stopped.
I have about forty pumps yea, and got out.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And went in there.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Who Lord, have mercy saw stuff I hadn't? They still
selling slim gyms at the checkout.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
Count at thirty two minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
We'll run that prank back with the nephew right after.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
This, and they had loose bananas for sale too.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11 (13:22):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You prayed for a job.
Speaker 12 (13:30):
You prayed for a job, cat dog, if you could,
you prayed for a job. Hello, I'm trying to reach
a Carolyn. Please Hi, Caron listen. My name is Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Lawrence.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
I actually go to the same church you do. I
saw you last Sunday where you stood up in the
church and I heard that you were talking about you
were going through some bad times or your job supposedly
got rid of the department that you were and you're
now seeking a new type of work, Am I right? Yes,
just just work period because you're looking for a new
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occupation and you I was there when you asked everybody
to pray for you.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Have you Have you found anything yet?
Speaker 13 (14:14):
I haven't. I've been praying. We prayed again today. I
asked for the church's prayers again today, and I there.
Every things gonna work out because you know he said
you take one step, you're gonna take too. That's right,
and I know it's going to happen.
Speaker 14 (14:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, listen, I think I may be able to be
of some help to you.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
I actually own my own company, and I'm thinking that
you could be the perfect person for a position that
I have available. Uh now, what what type of work
would you doing in the past. Give me some of
your job qualifications.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that. Who
is the head? Uh, you're gonna take the arm star
short hand. I want to do it all. If you
just said me what you need and I can do it.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
Church.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Have your executives to come through the office, anything that's needed,
travel expensive, That's what I do.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Okay, not good too. What type of hours are you
used to? Working?
Speaker 13 (15:05):
Nine to five? Sometimes I'll come in at hey, I
don't have I probably coming at eight. I'm coming even
earlier if you want me to come in earlier.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Are you opposed to working at night?
Speaker 13 (15:13):
No, I don't know I'm working at night. I mean
it just it just appears, you know, right, My burgus
can't be choosing I ask him and being given to me. Okay, well,
what kind.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Of looking at have a I have an offer for
you that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
You will only be working three days a week for me, Okay, No,
I just you.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
Know I was looking for separate a female hours or
female days any like, full time ill a family.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Well today, right right right, I understand, But listen, I
think the actual amount will suffice for that. Now, I'm
going to offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per
night for three nights a week. That's that's two thousand
and fifty dollars for those three days.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
For one week. Sure, aunred Lune, seven hundred and fifty
dollars a.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Night, and you're making around two.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're making so a week, ma'am.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
And if you do the math on that that that
adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
For good to be true. But now I put it
all in his hands. I turned it over that we
started it. I did it, and and you turn on
seven hundred fifty dollars A nine. Okay, I mean what
I'm doing checking the books, you know, because I did
the accountant too.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Well, let me say this now. The reason why I
say this at night is because I own a nightclub
and and you would be working at the night club
for me. So you will put in about four or
five hours every night, and for three nights a week
like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And and of
course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty. Matter of fact,
i'll actually pay you your first two weeks in advance.
Speaker 13 (16:54):
And I need that.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
No, I'm sure you you know you've you've lost your balance.
You need to get back on your feet and everything.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so so exactly what that you know?
I'll be doing it because I'm sure, like I said,
I can do office work. I'm good. That's not counting.
You tell me a quick front door, I can keep
your books going right?
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working. Okay, So I mean how you how's
your physical condition? Are you able to get around? And
you don't get tired quick?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Do you?
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Are you in good physical shape?
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Someone really good shape. I don't get tied quick at all.
You gonna do something like be able to broad tenders
or something and work the bad and make sure the
money and nobody's stealing money from you something.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
See, because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever
done anything like, you know, anything close to dance or
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Have you done that in the past?
Speaker 13 (17:49):
Well, I do a baala when I was younger. Uh,
and m a d daughter every once.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
In a while.
Speaker 13 (17:55):
You know, you're doing a dancing here and there.
Speaker 12 (17:57):
Okay, Well that's good because see what what I wanted
you to do with I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club.
Speaker 13 (18:03):
You taking that ballroom dancing or something? And you mean
the teacher, I don't know how to do the bathroom dance.
So I can't wait for nobody on that stuff like that.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to
do it I want you to dance on the pole.
On the pole, See I have a strip club. I
want you to dance on the pole.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
A pattern the res dancing.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
That par well.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Mind, I am brancing my part for mere body. We
can set that pair of mister room name.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But don't you want to make this money? I got
seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.
Speaker 13 (18:49):
I don't know there's some money you tell me right
now in a pair of dance. We can put that
pair of shove pep to dance. You gots calling me
about dance on that part.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Of I believe you.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I'm trying to get you a job. Baby. They told
me that you was in need of a job. So
I'm just trying to mean that.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
I'm not mean that kind of jam. I'm noting my drugs.
I'm taking out my bear. I'm brothering some herb the
bret Win bere or birs on no be part you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Okay, what if I bumped up to a.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Thousand dollars, I'm taking my drowns out to know.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I want you on that poe.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
You know you ain't gonna see me.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
In church and let me free.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
I said, you need to be me talking about your God.
Speaker 12 (19:30):
You know when I have to say to you at
church next Sunday.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
I said, don't you come up to me? I said,
nothing to me, because if that's River, that's you.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'm gonna come and ask you and win down. Will
you get your butt on.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
The poet whip you other?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Let me say this to you. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 13 (19:50):
I don't wanna listen to you. I'm a hanging up coming.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
I must come.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Wait just a minute, Carolyn, I want to say this.
Speaker 12 (19:57):
There's a nephew timing from the study you harm It
Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
You just got prank my old cousin.
Speaker 11 (20:19):
All right, all right, all right, King of Prank coming
up next as the CELO or Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
a special guest, a very special guests joining us. He's
a best selling author and the senior pastor of the
Lighthouse Church in Houston. In Henderson Pastor Keyan Henderson Pastor
Keyhan's new book is called Lazy Love. It is available
now and we've invited him on the show to tell
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us all about it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Lazy Love. That's at the top of the hour. Right now,
I'm laughing.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
Right now, it's time to ask the clo or Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Cammy and Lexington
Cammy Wrights. I almost had sex with my coworker's man,
but something was off, so I didn't do it. I
just found out that they're dating and he did some
things that he shouldn't have done. If he's got a girlfriend.
Should I warn my coworker about her boyfriend?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
What You're gonna tell him that you almost had sex
with it? What is this warning fitness sound like? Because
the warning because she ain't gonna take it as a
warning about him.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
She gonna take it as a warning about you.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Hey, I don't know if you know this, hill, but
I almost slept with him, and let me tell you
what he said.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Excuse me back up.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I don't know if you've ever told a woman something before.
I have, but usually when you tell a woman something,
they usually pick up on something else. In the tale
that you wasn't trying to tell the experts at that.
So if I was you, now you give you another
woman you ought to notice. But I'm just telling you
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as a man. You know how many times I tried
to tell my wife something, but what I was trying
to tell her she picked up something else in the
tail and ended up end up telling on my damn self.
Uh Uh, So if I was, you, shut your damn mouth.
He did wasn't something he wasn't supposed to do, and
he was about to do something you wasn't supposed to do.
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Now you can go over there and tell if you
want to go ahead, go ahead. You ain't gonna believe it, though,
Please write us back and let us know how it went.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, this is from Hannah and Norcross.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Hannah, she's gonna set my cubicle on fire. And all
I did was I told you, go.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ahead, Hannah says.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
My boyfriend and I moved in together, and I planned
to buy new betting for us, but his mama took
it upon herself and bought a bunch of stuff for us.
I don't like her style at all. How do I
set boundaries with her? So this won't happen again.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
First of all, say mama, thank you so much. It
was so kind. It was just a kind gesture, that's
all it was. Now, you know, old people ain't got
good taste. She done went down there though. Just look,
Just say hey, thank you, ma'am, really appreciate it, and
then put it away and going and buy what you wanted.
A boy, she a't gonna come over there checking your
bedding and all that. Just go on and thank her
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for it, you know, But don't mess it up by
saying that ain't my style, that ain't what I want.
So just say thank you for the nice gesture, and
that'll keep the relationship cool between you and her and
you and him.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Don't go over the.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Front of this man's mama talking about your mama picking
out all this pole mess.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Don't say that, please don't.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
Hannah and Norcross all right, Chandria and the DMV says,
my husband's new job gave him another phone that he
claims is strictly for work, but I caught him texting
on it and looking at TikTok. I don't even have
the phone number. How do I find out if it's
really for work? Is he trying to trick me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, let me ask you something. Do you feel tricked?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Sounds like it, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
You know he texting on it and he got TikTok.
You know, my job gave me a phone that's just
for work. Okay, all right, alrighty. You know you do
know you can get another line on your current phone,
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don't you? You know you can have a business line
and a personal line on your same phone. You can
get two different numbers.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
On one phone. I'm just you know.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
You don't need two phone. I don't know what to
tell you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Is he trying to trick me? Now?
Speaker 7 (25:09):
No, he ain't trying to trick you. The job gave
him a phone because you know, the job say, hey, look,
when you relaxing, you need to look on tiktoking. We
won't see the baby to look on it without using
your battery up.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yep, that's what the job had said.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, what the job say?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
All right?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Last one's dude, Last ones. This is from Caleb in Brooklyn.
Caleb writes, why does my wife need to know where
I am at all times? I'm fifty nine years old
and overweight, so I'm flattered that she thinks I can
still pull women, but I'm not. I would love to
leave the house without her calling to chit chat.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
How do I get through to her?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I don't know what tell you, man, I don't know
what to tell you. She's trying to keep track of
your fat ass. That's all they had none to it.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Over weight.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Huh he said overweight?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That means fat ass. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
If a man called himself overweight, the rest of us
know his ass is fat. We already already know that.
Now women, we don't do that to women. But if
you a man and you say I'm overweight, your ass
is fat? Now you wanna use fat as the excuse
for your wife not to call you, And that's not
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letting them. Skinny men get these calls, dumb ball he
hit me and getting these calls. Whole men get these calls.
Rich men get these calls. Dog, What do you want?
How you thought you was gonna be married? And ain't
(26:51):
nobody gonna call you and see where you at?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Time?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Is wanta go somewhere and don't have to say where
he at?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Junior won't go somewhere and don't have to say what here?
We want to go somewhere and don't have to say
where I'm at. The good thing about me is my
ass is at.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Work, so we know where you are.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
And then when I ain't at work, I'm at the
house trying to rest, so I can tell my ass
back to work. And then why I'm going anyway? Why
I'm going anyway? B I can't goa know damn well
without some body.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hey, let me tell you something.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
I was in a store overseas, right, and as soon
as I walked in, the guy recognized me, took me
to his back room, broke out the champagne, bought it
in little pastries and everything nice.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And then.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Somebody came in there and said that I didn't know
it didn't work at the store.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Are you Steve Harvey? I said no.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
That guy came back in there, took all that champagne,
picked them pastries up.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
In the neighborhom my, damn self. I ain't know what.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, Steve, Thank you.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Colo coming up at the top of the hour, we
will hear from the pastor of the Lighthouse Church in Houston,
Pastor Kean Henderson.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. As promised, we got a
special guest this morning for the first time.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Now.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
I met him for the first time this year my
golf tournament. But I felt like I knew him because
I had been following him on Instagram and I just,
I'm always was amazed at a lot of his messaging
and I was just a fan of his, little did
I know, And he was a fan of mine, which
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I didn't know. And so when he came to the
golf tournament we met. Now what made our meeting unique
The first time we met was after the golf tournament
was over. We went out on the golf cart on
the golf course and we sat and we talked for
about an hour. I have never ever talked to anybody
on a golf course for an hour in my life ever,
(29:10):
And we wasn't playing. We've been in touch with each
other ever since. It has been beneficial to the both
of us. This morning, he is a special guest of
the show. This is Pastor key On. He's a best
selling author. He is the senior pastor of the Lighthouse
Church and Ministries in Houston, Texas, and he's he's got
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a new book out and this book just came out. Everybody.
The book is called Lazy Love, and he's joining us
this morning to talk about this book. I think it's impactful.
It's gonna be able to help a lot of people.
So please, welcome to the show for the first time,
my dude, my man, Pastor Keon Henderson, Welcome.
Speaker 15 (29:53):
We thank y'all for having me. That introduction coming from
the man himself. I'm literally watching family see now, So
please much thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Continue to need you to watch it for at least
two more years.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
I got a couple of things I'm working on, and
just two more years and then y'all can do what
you want to do with family.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Few key.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
How you feeling man, I'm doing great, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
How are you doing well? Hey? Listen, man, you got
this new book out.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
The book is called Lazy Love, and the underlying I
guess the subtitle of it is recognizing and reversing the
four threats to any successful relationship. The four threats to
any successful relationship. And this book is a guide for
strengthening just all types of relationships, whatever you're in, whether
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it's family, job, you know, love, whatever it is. So
talk to us about this book, bro, What what what?
What is the takeaway for us here?
Speaker 15 (30:54):
So, so again, thank you for having me so recognizing
and reversing the four threats a successful relationship. You know,
when I when I was writing this, it really didn't
start off as a book. It started off as a
sermon on a Sunday that just so happens to fall
on or near Valentine's Day. And I thought, well, let
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me just preach something about love.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And I was.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
I was reading the scripture, and the Bible said in
Hebrew six it said he will not forget your works and.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
The love you have shown.
Speaker 15 (31:27):
And then the last part of the verse said he
does not want you to become lazy. And that concept
just hit me. Is like, you know, you know, you
think about lazy when it comes to work, you think
about lazy when it comes to your dreams. But I've
never heard anybody talk about being lazy as related to love.
And one of the translations said for lazy, it said sluggish.
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And then I looked up sluggish it said slow. This
is when the idea popped off in my head. I
looked up a flaw found out that the flow off
doesn't move slow because it's a slow animal. It moves
slow because of the diet it has. So the slack
is almost drunk when it eats its leaf, And that's.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
The concept I thought.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
Is it possible that we could be addicted to the
thing that makes us love improperly? Is it possible that
we have traumas that have been passed down to us,
things that we've digested, are ingested but not yet digested.
If you are loved imperfectly by a parent, then they
pass that love on to you. And only thing you
know how.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
To do is you know how to love the way
you will love.
Speaker 15 (32:35):
And so we're all in this imperfect love cycle trying
to get it right. We either withhold our hearts because
we're afraid of it.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
We become.
Speaker 15 (32:47):
Frustrated because we're not loved the way we want to.
We struggle to accept affection because we didn't have it
growing up, and we confuse sex with intimacy, And those
really are the for threats that keep all of us
in experience of love on a high level.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I have a board my father raised me this way.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
What I found was my son's actually needed something else.
But I was just duplicating what was done to me,
so I could see that was a form of of
of lazy love.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
You see, Yeah, because you can't give somebody what you
don't have. My father's God rest his soul. My father
had me when he was forty two years old, and
my mom gave me permission to ship. My father was
still married.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
You know, he had me. It was a situation. It
is what it is.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
My mom's the greatest mom in the world. I love
it a life, and anybody say anything about it, I forget.
I'm a pastor and choke that's another story. But I know,
I knoweet. I've got this thing where I was so
mad mister Harvey, my father all my life because the
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dude wasn't there for me. And it wasn't until I
got to be forty two years old and became a
married man and got in my own relationships and found out, No,
you can't judge nobody when you twenty and they was fifty.
You gotta wait until you get in their situation and
circumstance to find out that twenty year olds don't make
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the same decisions that forty year olds make. You're not
under the same kind of pressure. And so here we
are hating somebody, but we don't have the experience. The
experience will show you that you got to have more
love and grace for people. And sometimes you gotta wait
until you arrive at their mile market before you can.
Speaker 14 (34:40):
Judge them for the decision they made on the journey.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Right there, that's where we will live at.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Hey, Pastor key hang on one second, man, We're gonna
come back with more with Pastor key On. And the
book is called Lazy Love. Everybody is available on Amazon.
You can download it anyway that they sell books. We'll
be back to talk to Pastor key On here Innocent
from Lighthouse Church over in Houston.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
Right after this, you're listening Morning show hight.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Everybody, We're back and we have our special guests this
morning as the senior pastor of the Lighthouse Church and
Ministries in Houston, Pastor Kean Henderson. He's got a book
out called Lazy Love and what is lazy Love? And
how we all may suffer from it? Unknowingly I know
I have, And so he's back with us.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
So, uh, let me come out up here for a second. Firstball,
this is my friend.
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Then if you'll just steal my friend, you ain't fine,
don't don't don't jump in here and stealing my friend. Man, Like,
this is my friend. I just sat on and talk
with him. My eye on the card too, So I
don't do that. Don't come in here and still in
my friend.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Y'all's one hour conversation on the golf course didn't amount
to nothing. Oh but listen, this book Lazy Love is
available for download now, or you could purchase it anywhere
that books or so Amazon, Bonds and Noble targets out there.
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We're back with all Kean, Hey, Keith, So let me
ask you something, man, have you found there to you?
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Pastor k that is my name?
Speaker 15 (36:15):
My answer to any of those?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Hell, I'm to get.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
On here and play brand new with y'all this, hey man,
let me ask you something. Do you find that most
people in some form of fashion suffer from lazy love?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Absolutely?
Speaker 15 (36:31):
And you know what I would venture to say, all
at some point in time. I mean, we all get
it right sometimes, but we're all in perfect and so
anybody who thinks that they get it right every time
is lying to the person they're.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Talking to and themselves.
Speaker 15 (36:45):
And here's the thing about love. Most people only know
how to love people the way they want to be
loved themselves. But the problem is, you can't love somebody
the way you want to be loved, you have to
love the person the way they need to be loved.
For example, imagine walking inside a restaurant and the chef says, today,
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I'm only serving fish, doing shred cocktail.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
He says that to me.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
I got to raise my hand and say, sir, I'm
allergic to seafood. So you're getting ready to feed me something.
It may be convenient for you, but it's gonna kill me.
So we're all we're chefs who don't seek the approval
of the person who's getting ready to eat.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
What's the diet that's good for you? You know, what's
the love?
Speaker 15 (37:38):
So I could buy you a gift, but maybe your
father was rich, so gifts don't mean anything to eat.
I could give you physical touch, but you might not
want to be touched. You may need words of affirmation.
So a good chef doesn't.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Just make you eat whatever they cook.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
So a person who loves you has to find out
what are your allergies? Because I've got to love you
in a way that won't make you sick. I gotta
love you in the way that won't make you fearful.
I have to love you in a way that won't
make you resentful. My mother always told me, she said, son,
you can give without loving, but you cannot love without
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giving it.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
I know that's right. Hey, hey, pastor key hang on
one second. We're gonna come back with one break. We'll
be right. I never heard today.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
You're listening har Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
All right, everybody, we're back in our special guests.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
This morning's pastor ke On Henderson, who is the senior
pastor at the Lighthouse Church of Ministries in Houston, Texas.
His book is out now. It's called Lazy Love. We've
been talking about it and it's available on Amazon. It's
available on all download platforms. You can get it in
Bonds and Nobles targets called Lazy Love. We're gonna put
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this Steve Harvey Nation behind it and get this thing
on the best seller list. Uh so, but I want
to They talked to you past the key On because
you got the Lighthouse, the church in Houston that you
passed them. It suffered was because I was following it online.
You know, you suffered a huge hit with that storm man.
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So what what what? How's how's the church coming? Is
that chance to rebuild it?
Speaker 9 (39:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
What? What's going on with the church itself.
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Yeah, we be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
It's hard.
Speaker 15 (39:24):
We're going through it. I mean, you know, the building
was hit pretty bad and we haven't been in it
since July eighth. We have no floors, no carpet, the
drywall had to because there's no ceilings. It was water
in one hundred percent of that building. Every square into
that building was covered in water. And so right now
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we're renting Lakewood Church, thank God to them. We're renting
that church every Sunday night in the month of August.
And we got to find out where we're going to
go in September. So we just kind of we're going
along as we can. One thing I can say, our
church is resilient. And I've been telling the people. You know,
the building is closed, but the church is still open.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
You know, we didn't we didn't.
Speaker 15 (40:10):
We didn't rely on that building to get here, and
I'm not going to rely on it to go forward.
And then our church is fifteen years old. It took
us five years to get a building. We were shut
down two years during COVID, so half of our years
we didn't have a building anyway. So if that's what
we need to grow, then we're not doing you know,
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the great commission. All we need is God, and we
need these people to stay together. We still are open,
We're still clothing and naked. Actually say feet in the hungry.
We got you know this coming Friday, we're going to
give away backpacks and school supplies to seven hundred kids.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I refuse to let.
Speaker 15 (40:51):
A building define the work we've done over the last
fifteen years. So the building is in bad shape, but
the church is still in good shape.
Speaker 7 (40:59):
We owned the land and the building before it was
a church. He gave the land and the building to
his ministry to make it a church. He owned the
building and the land before. It's an amazing story.
Speaker 16 (41:14):
Man.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
He's not gonna tell you that because he's not gonna
brag about it. But I just want you all to
know the type of person this cat is right here.
And I learned a lot talking to him, and also passed.
When you thought you had made a mistake when you
said you had fed the naked a minute ago, don't
worry about that.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
That's actually not a mistake because I have done that too.
And jeez, that that ain't in the book. Right there,
they was grape.
Speaker 11 (41:47):
Can we say hi just till Forest please her first lady, Yes, beautiful.
Speaker 7 (41:55):
I want you all to go online today the Amazon.
I want you to get out to Target, I want
you to get out the Bonds and Nobles, and I
want you to buy a copy of this book called
Lazy Love. People judging you from a decision you made
in your twenties, and you don't know until you get
in your fifties what that decision was based on, because
I get caught up like that all the time. And
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of course I did some things in my twenties that
I would not do now. But you can only make
your decisions based on the knowledge that you got at
that particular time you.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Got to grow.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
I think this book will go a long way in
helping a lot of people that's going through a lot,
So everybody.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
The book is called Lazy Love.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
You can get a copy of it on Amazon, Bonds
and Noble, and Target. A key one last thing, man,
is that anyway, if people want to make a donation
they help your church out, or where could they go?
Speaker 15 (42:43):
They can just go to LA's Houston Dot Church. You'll
see the given tab on there and be quite frank,
I think you'd be even saying that I would never add
but anything that anyone could give in this recovery effort
would definitely help us to stay afloat.
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Well, we'll put it on the website and make it available. So, hey, brother,
thank you for joining us this morning. Steve Harvey Nation,
you're gonna do what we do.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Let's get on the online today, y'all and get a
copy of the book that's called Lazy Love by Pastor
key On Henderson Keith.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Thank you for joining us this morning.
Speaker 15 (43:15):
Man, Thank y'all so much. Tommy love you man, I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
You all much.
Speaker 12 (43:18):
Love brother, you didn't try to take another friend of man.
Speaker 11 (43:24):
You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four
minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today
and the subject is why was she at the same hotel.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
just a few because right now it can happen.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Now it can't happen.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Obviously double booked.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, it happens all the time.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Right now, nephew, what you got this.
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Right here is your trash stinks. Your trash. Let's go
get if you.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Would hello, Hello, Hey, I'm trying to Uh, I'm trying
to read swerve. Yeah, this is me. Hey, how you doing? Man,
I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors, but i'm I'm
I'm one street over from you. You over the off
Uh you drive? Yeah, that's right that this rico. Man.
How you doing? I'm one of your neighbors on the
(44:23):
next street. Oh, how you doing?
Speaker 16 (44:25):
Okay, I'm doing good? But how how you get my number?
Speaker 9 (44:28):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
aware of it.
Speaker 16 (44:38):
Man, what what's going on?
Speaker 9 (44:40):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that that a lot of people
I guess got this stuff out on the on the
curve already right right now. The problem is that that
that they're saying, man, is that your trash is actually
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really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And
we wanted to call you, man and see if you
do hold.
Speaker 16 (45:08):
On, hold on, hold on, hold on. You calling me
because you smell my trash?
Speaker 9 (45:12):
Well, yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really thinking, man,
And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday,
you know, put trash and no garage.
Speaker 16 (45:23):
That's why I put it outside. I didn't have enough room.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
In the garage.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Okay, well see that.
Speaker 16 (45:27):
And who is everybody saying my trash?
Speaker 9 (45:30):
He Hey, listen, I'm not saying you know what I
want to tell you.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
If everybody in the hood got a fire with my trash,
tast you tell them because.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
That okay, what what? What? What? We we we discussed
that too. But listen, listen, we don't want no trouble. Man.
If we could just get you to put your trash
back in, I'm not.
Speaker 16 (45:48):
Moving no trash. I pay rent over here.
Speaker 9 (45:51):
My brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
not gonna go back.
Speaker 16 (45:54):
Tell you what you're gonna do. I'm telling you where
I pay rent at. I'm telling me to do over here.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 16 (46:05):
I don't give a damn if who smelled my chance,
If they got a problem with it, tell them come
take it.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
Out still then and say it out there, okay, whether
that's the problem, The problem is is that you took
it out, and you took it out too early. You
shouldn't put this out till Tuesday morning. And that's who
that money and find it.
Speaker 16 (46:21):
If I put it out there and say it out
guess today, come get it.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you man, okay, Fordamn,
what you gonna do?
Speaker 16 (46:28):
You ain't gonna call me telling me take my chance?
Speaker 7 (46:31):
Y'at?
Speaker 9 (46:31):
I take red over here? Okay?
Speaker 16 (46:33):
How is everybody smelling my trash?
Speaker 15 (46:36):
Out?
Speaker 16 (46:36):
Of everybody on the see.
Speaker 9 (46:38):
I don't know from my understanding. It's a couple of
holes in it. There's some food or something must to
got out. I don't know if one of the roads
or a dog got in it, or what the case
may be. But you know, we need to try to
get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 16 (46:51):
My chance ain't going no damn well, and how come
you the one you the fusson of this? How come
I nixed old neighbor ain't called it. How come yo
around the corner and you called? Who put you up
to this?
Speaker 9 (47:02):
Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to get
your phone number, and I said, well, look I just
gone and call it.
Speaker 16 (47:07):
I'll tell you this. You and you my phone number.
Take it out. Still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Cleft.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
Okay, well listen, let's swerve. This week. We decided on
the case we got to this situation with you, I
put that I'll just come over there and put the
trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,
I'll come back over there and take it out that way.
All the smell of being in your backyard in the
you said, you go what, I'm gonna come over there
and put the trash in your backyard. So the so
(47:37):
the smell that fuck it, I mean, that's that.
Speaker 16 (47:39):
Let me tell let me take you this said, if
you come over here, my well call that's who you
gonna need. You come over here.
Speaker 9 (47:46):
Bring all they had a.
Speaker 16 (47:47):
Problem saying my trash team to come over here and
take it out.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
Well, you you, I mean you you're trying you're trying
to you trying to act like it don't smell, man,
I don't give them.
Speaker 16 (47:56):
If it's mell, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go to pook for myself with the help you out
to look at it.
Speaker 9 (48:01):
Okay, But see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want, we want you to. They don't give me
damn what they want.
Speaker 16 (48:08):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how did
you get my phone out.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
Of any of down? I already told you, man, I
got your number for one of the neighbors on your
street that said they don't want to get me in
the left one to the right?
Speaker 16 (48:19):
Help me which one?
Speaker 9 (48:21):
Because listen, listen, listen, swear. Once you get to the
meat of the problem, the problem is your trash. Think,
don't how is my change?
Speaker 16 (48:28):
How the hell y'all pit point my change out of
everybody else tash on them flock And how in the
hell you smail?
Speaker 12 (48:34):
Man?
Speaker 9 (48:34):
I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if you're traans busted open or what
the deal is for everybody's saying. Everybody saying it's swerve traans.
Speaker 16 (48:41):
That's that's think, that's too much plans for me to
be going to try and see what thinks. It's dye
fast change out there and it's gonna stay out there still.
It ain't come get it and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 9 (48:53):
Okay, now that's see, that's what you're wrong. A romming
over there. I'm coming over there and I'm gonna take
that trance and put it in the backyard just too.
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
but I got to go on. Hit this chands and
the back.
Speaker 16 (49:04):
Tell you what ring your over here? Right now, I'll
put on my shoes. I'm standing on the porch right now.
Bring fight the cars, come on, we gover whatever.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
Your name, Rico, I'll recover one street over and I'm
smelling your nash.
Speaker 16 (49:16):
Trash man, take no change out, make smell. But you
ain't saying gonna take it out.
Speaker 9 (49:21):
I'm fit you that. Hey, listen, swar, I'm gonna say
this word. Man, I call him back. Excuse me, stop
call him like that?
Speaker 16 (49:28):
Who in the heir told you call me swear? I'll
call me by that that?
Speaker 9 (49:32):
Okay, Well, hey, that's what they call you. What's wrong?
We called what's wrong? We called you. You're in the
on comedy that name.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
Now you say my chat thing, come over here and
take the chest out.
Speaker 9 (49:42):
Hey man, I I ain't nobody sitting there scatter you swam.
I'm telling you to get the name.
Speaker 16 (49:46):
It's not just tell you talk about of my name.
Speaker 15 (49:49):
Swear.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Come over here.
Speaker 9 (49:50):
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know I saw one. He gonna post something on top
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Speaker 11 (51:41):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today, the subject why
was she at the same hotel?
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All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject Why was she at
the same hotel? Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating a
man that has a lot of female friends. I don't
like it, but they seem harmless, so I've learned to
go with the flow. He is on a bowling team
with two of his closest friends from his childhood.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
They're girly girls, and it.
Speaker 11 (52:37):
Bothers me because I don't do all of the weed, makeup,
lashes and stilettos like them. I feel self conscious around them.
To be totally honest, he assured me that he isn't
into all of that either, and he loves how I
dress and how I carry myself.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
He told my stepdad that.
Speaker 11 (52:54):
He wants to marry me, so I have been on
pins and needles thinking he's going to pop the question.
At any He booked a weekend trip to the nearby beach,
and he said he just wanted to get away. We
got a suite on the beach side, and when I
walked in, I got excited because I just knew he
was setting the mood to ask me to marry him.
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That night, he said we were going to dinner and
he had a few people joining us to make the
night special. It was his two best girlfriends. I thought
it would be my stepdad, my brother, and my best
friend because I was getting a ring that night, but
it was just the four of us sitting there. To
make matters worse, one of the ladies asked to ride
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to the hotel with us. She said my man got
her a discounted rate so she could come kick it
with us for the weekend. Why is she at our
same hotel? When I asked him that, he got cross
with me, like I'm the problem. I was furious the
entire weekend and started to drive the hour back home.
In the middle of the night, he told me that
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he's getting tired of my insecurities. I am suppose to
be cool with his girlfriends and not worry about him
crossing the line with them.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
Nope.
Speaker 11 (54:07):
You don't have to be cool with them if you're
not cool with them, and you are clearly not cool
with these women, and that's okay, it's quite all right.
It's not even about you being insecure, like your man
accused you of. It's about him not hearing you having
these female friends and not considering your feelings concerning these girls.
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It's a free country and all, But I agree with you.
Why are they there when it's supposed to be a
weekend getaway for the two of you.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Are you sure this is the man you want to marry.
You're looking for a ring from.
Speaker 11 (54:38):
This guy because his girly girlfriends obviously aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
He'll probably want them in the wedding, you know that, right.
Speaker 11 (54:47):
You got to tell him exactly how you feel about
these ladies.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Always being around. Tell him you don't like it.
Speaker 11 (54:53):
He's not gonna like it when you tell him that,
and you may lose him. But this is about you,
and you're never going to be comfortable or happy in
your relationship, and you will never trust or be sure
that he won't cross the line with these girls. That's
always gonna be at the top of your mind. So
you my dear, are not the priority in this relationship, Steve.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
Well, well, well, here we go again. How many times
I got to say this? Damn the subject of this
letter being why she at the same hotel.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Damn that.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
Here's the letter right here. I am dating a man
that has a lot of female friends. I said, right now,
I'm told.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Y'all how many times I got to tell y'all.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
I ain't gonna keep telling y'all, Uncle Steve, that's old fashion,
Uncle Steve. That ain't hard work no more, Uncle Steve.
You can have friends and not have sex with him.
Uncle Steve, Yeah, you might can have friends and not
have sex with him, But that don't mean you don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
You might cross that line.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Damn it.
Speaker 7 (55:57):
I'm tired of talking to you about this. You're just stupid.
We are men, ain't finna change. We love optics, We
are observational, and we are attracted to aesthetics. We are men.
Don't you let no man tell you that aesthetics don't
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matter what's wrong with you. We are not that complicated
of a creature. Aesthetics is everything. I'm dating a man
got a lot of female friends. You know why, he
got a lot of female friends because of the esthetics,
how it looks, how he feel when he around them.
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That's why you have a lot of female friends. Sick
of sayings to y'all. Now, Uncle Steve, you old fashioned,
call whatever you want to call it, this real. I
don't like it, but they seem harmless, so I've learned
to go with the flow.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (56:58):
So now what you've done is you found this out
in the beginning and you just got okay with it.
That's gonna come back to bite you. He's on the
bowling team with two of his closest friends from his
childhood that listen to this line right here. They're girly girls.
And it bothers me because I don't do all the
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weave makeup, lashes and stilettos like them.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Okay, what you doing?
Speaker 7 (57:23):
Then? Let me ask you that you don't do we've
you don't do lashes, you don't do stilettos, you don't
do makeup.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Where you going? What's happening?
Speaker 7 (57:37):
They are girly girls that it bothers me. Now they
girly girls, and you know they girly girls. All Uncle
Steve asking you if them is girly girl, what is
you that's all. I'm a no no is you know, Shirley,
you have your letter. Just do your letter with all
their little bulls and answers.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
You be got what is you?
Speaker 15 (57:58):
Then?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
If these this this girly girls, what is you?
Speaker 7 (58:05):
I'm just asked, Wow, I'm just doctor, you know, And
I'm telling you right now?
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Do he like makeup? Yup? Weave? He don't mind?
Speaker 12 (58:15):
Last?
Speaker 7 (58:15):
Yes, yes, insta left. I don't know a man living
don't like the letters. I don't know who. I do
not know a man that don't like red botm shoe.
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
I ain't many.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
I ain't never heard a man say I'd rather my
woman have on flats. I ain't ever heard a man
say that.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Hang on, Steve, hang on, Okay.
Speaker 11 (58:30):
We'll have part two of your strubbery of your Strawberry
Letter response coming up at twenty three minutes after the.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
Hour of today's subjects why.
Speaker 11 (58:39):
Was she at the same hotel? We'll get back into
it right after this.
Speaker 8 (58:44):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (58:47):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is, why was she at the same hotel?
Speaker 7 (58:53):
Well, the letter ain't really about it's why she at
the same hotel. The letter is I'm dating a man
that has a lot of female friends.
Speaker 2 (58:59):
That's what this whole letter is about. Now have told
you all about it.
Speaker 7 (59:02):
She don't like it, but they seem harmless, so I've
seen to go with the flow. Well, let me tell
you about the harmless people that's on his bowling team.
Two of his closest friends from his childhood and two
of his girls.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
They hear.
Speaker 7 (59:14):
The problem is they girly girls, and it bothers me
because I don't do all the weave make up, last
stilettos like them. Okay, then what do you do. I
ain't gonna get into that no more. You obviously you
not a girly girl. I'm gonna tell you one more time.
Men are into aesthetics, period, don't you think we not?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
They ain't been.
Speaker 7 (59:36):
Friends with them girls all these years because they rough
and madly.
Speaker 12 (59:44):
Man.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
I showed like these girls right there by you, little
T shirts they be wearing. Many got them baseball hats on.
They got they half faded. Y know, they should have
been here. We can box sometime, we go boxing together,
you know, and they ain't doing that. They girly girls,
they got on stilettos, asks all that we like all
that now to be totally honest and you self conscious
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around them. He assured me that he ain't to all
that either. He ain't into that, and he loves how
I dress and carry myself. Okay, that could be fair assessment.
He probably do, but I and he told my stepdad
that he want to marry me. So now you've been
walking around on peers and needles waiting on him to
pop the question. So you thought it was gonna happen
because he booked this weekend trip to the beach. He
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got a suite on the beach, you walked in, you
got excited because you thought, oh man, this is it
right here, this is finally gonna be the one I'm
finna get popped the question, and then he said that
we're gonna have to at dinner, and he had a
few people joining us to make the night special.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Or you got really excited, So then guess what you assumed?
Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
You thought the special people was gonna be your stepdad,
your brother, and your girlfriend, your best friend because you
was getting the ring that night. But it was before
of y'all, it was him, you and them two girls.
Them two girly girls sitting over there with their stilettos on,
(01:01:09):
and them damn eye lashes in that makeup, and they
have longer than it's supposed to be. Probably had bought
a thirty bag and up in here, just all up
in here, just all up in his face, cleavage'all out
and everything. And then to make matters worse, one of
the ladies asked to ride to the hotel with us.
(01:01:29):
She said her man got her discounted rate so she
could come kick it with us for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Now, I want you to know that she made sure
you knew that information.
Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Because she didn't have to say that, right, but little
missus gurly girl made sure that you knew that information.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Now you are, why is she at our same hotel?
Because that's the one he put her at. So when
the girly girl get dressed and come out the room,
she right there went til my lashes on in that
makeup and them stilettos.
Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
You sitting up in here, God on, you got a
moonmo dress on with them flats. You ain't got any
nail polish or toe nail polish. Your head foot over
there look like mine. You just over here just at
the beach. That's what I'm not gonna do. I'm not
gonna look down at my girl and her foot look
like my foot. We're not We're not finnsh do. I
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need to see some differences. I don't wear nail polish
on my toes on hands. I like it when you do, though.
I don't wear high heeled shoes, but I like it
when you do. I don't wear makeup except on TV,
but I like it when you do. I ain't never
had on no lashes, fe I happen to like them though. Now,
(01:02:55):
if you want to put a couple of bags in
your hair, I ain't got no problem with that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Put them in the right, don't you know? Yeah, they
do it different.
Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
Now you ain't got to have tracks and all this
glue showing and everything just to spend your money and
get it done right, or don't do it at all.
But don't come out of the house looking like Mary Poppins.
And now we want me to be excited about you.
Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
I was furious the entire weekend. I started to drive
an hour back in the middle of the night. He
told me he's getting tired of my insecurities. Am I
supposed to. I am supposed to be cool with his
girlfriends and not worry about him crossing the line with them.
If you worry about them crossing the line, why are you.
I saw a young dude on the internet that said
(01:03:41):
something He's in He was talking one time and one
of his guests said, women, do you all believe in
women's intuition? And all the women in here said yes.
He said, if your intuition can tell you that your
man is cheating, why your intuition can't tell you what
he's not happy? And the whole room got quiet. Wow,
(01:04:06):
the whole room got quiet. Now, if he keeps inviting
these girls somewhere, it's because they feel something in him
that you don't. And I'm just being real with you,
because it comes a time, man, where you gonna meet
the one where you don't need all.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
The other women.
Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
I ain't saying you ain't a man, you ain't gonna
wish or think about it or nothing like that. I
ain't saying that, But I'm saying it comes a time
when you gonna meet one where the rest of them
ain't gonna matter. And right now he'd have met you,
but the other two still matter. Now you work that
out how you want to. Old fashioned ass uncle Steve
and told y'all get a dude who's got all them
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female friends gonna be a problem, Thus the letter.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
All right, thank you Steve.
Speaker 11 (01:04:53):
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(01:05:14):
and Sports Talk.
Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Junior, what you got?
Speaker 10 (01:05:16):
All right, let's say shout out to team USA. You know,
first of all, shout out to everybody on the track
and in the gym, because Team USA on this track
being killed. The shout out to Gaby Thomas, another gold man.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
What we made she was tall.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Again at at the Olympics.
Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
I did not know this, but Rebecca, Simon and Jordan
became the first three black gymnasts to share the top
three spots in an Olympics. We had never been dumb before.
And so that's that's unpresident. And then this and there
this Simon bos is probably the most not even most
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most decorated gymnasts of all time, a most decorated and
she's the oldest gymnast to ever do it, the oldest
to qualify for the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
The beast that's.
Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
That's got impressed with that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I'm in prens with Uh. It's time for a ghetto
a hood or Olympic report.
Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Welcome to ghetto hood. Let please, let's stop with all
these surprises. What you want. Once you let us in,
we take over. That's what we do. Hell yeah, we
can flip. We've been jumping and diving over stuff since
we was kids. Anyway, I expected her to win the gold.
I expected to see all black girl magic go up
there had a girl from Brazil took a gold, then
a beautiful little girl, and then Simone took a silver,
(01:06:44):
and then Jordan took a bronze. I was very, very
happy to see that. I was not surprised that Gavin
one to two hundred congratulation. You look up there, and
then the other girl from a Miracle who runs for Lucia,
she took second, and then third place was the other
black girl from the United States. Another black girl magic moment.
What is we all surprised for. I'm just sitting up
(01:07:05):
in here and we're track and field track, not feel
damn the field. We just want to get to the
track events. We don't give a damn about the hammer.
We don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Oh, congratulation to a black girl that won the hammer
toss and she took a silver with seilver half black
and beautiful sister sitting up there just chocolate, just throwing
that damn hammer. I don't even know where she got
the hammer from. I just want to thank somebody for
giving her to hammer and then she learned how to
throw the hammer. There's just so many things that was
(01:07:37):
going on. I fully expect us to dominate in this
track party to show because the field part, that's nice.
White man want a pole vauf, Who earth gonna win that?
White man want a discuss who Earth gonna win? Let's
top with all these surprises about Gabby want this?
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
They won that. We post to win, damn it. This
is what we do. Track. You ain't gonna beat the
running sca now.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Now, when the Winter Olympics get here, we're gonna go
sit down somewhere and wait on.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Let the kid hide us.
Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
We do not.
Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
All right, you didn't be out here going down though,
I say, asked Slope and the Steve on our stomach.
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Thank you Steve for the hood Olympics.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Thank you Junior.
Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
All right, Coming up next, we'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Well, it's official.
Speaker 11 (01:08:33):
Vice President Kamala Harris has selected Tim Waltz as her
running mate and vice presidential candidate. Waltz is currently the
governor of Minnesota and he's a military veteran.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 11 (01:08:44):
What do you think, Steve of Tim Waltz for VP
Kamala's pick?
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
You gonna honestly, well, I think it's a It's of
course it's a smart pick because it's gonna help with
the Midwest, with Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
It's gonna help with that whole area right there.
Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
And he's he said the right things in the past,
and so of course that's right now. The second part is,
I don't give themn who she picked, right, I'm voting
for Kamla had don't damn it's got it, Tim Watts,
I Waltz, I do the Waltz could have you know,
Johnny Walls, she could have picked you know, Johnny Walnutt.
(01:09:24):
I'm voting for Kamla Harris Man. Right, that's the period.
But I think it's a smart choice. Of course they
took their time. It's a strategic pick. Of course they
want to pick somebody that's gonna help get votes.
Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
But you know what, though, they we've been waiting, they've
been waiting for three weeks for her to pick.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Who's it gonna be.
Speaker 11 (01:09:42):
She's gonna pick them this stay then once they once
she picked them, then here come the critics, Here come
the haters. He's too progressive, He's too he's too far left.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I'm like, man, it's progressive, a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Don't know what about Donald Trump is too wrong?
Speaker 11 (01:10:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
So you know what, mane analyzing stuff, and we do
it to the detriment of ourself. See, the Republicans ain't
analyzing Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
They're going to vote for him.
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
They we so we over here in this Democratic party, Man,
we can be our own worst enemy at times. We
so damn progressive. We got the over some No, just
be who you are. You're voting because you don't like
Donald Trump and you don't like the direction that he'll
push the country in you don't and voting for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Here's the glaring.
Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Difference between Kamala Harris excuse me of Madame Vice President
Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Here's the difference for me. One is talking about the
future of the country. The other is talking about the past.
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
Because if you're talking about make America great again, you're
talking about getting it back to a place that it
was so it can be that again, and that ain't
ever been good for black people.
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Now you are.
Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Talking about a person who is trying to do some
things right. She if she gets in there and gets
an opportunity to appoint some Supreme Court justice, if that
becomes possible, you know something then and then she gets
enough people in the Congress and to say we can
reverse role versus way. You can't take away women's rights.
This was one of the biggest mistakes they made. You
(01:11:21):
can't take a right of woman's rights, what to do
with her body, that's right, that's tragic. And then if
you think that Donald Trump is not aware of Project
twenty twenty five, you are sadly mistaken. These people have
a thing that they want to implement. Right after Donald
(01:11:42):
Trump signs into office, and he gonna sign all of
this stuff on day one. Project twenty five gonna be
into effect. They've already gotten. They trying to take black
history out of schools. They're succeeding down in Florida. They're
gonna get rid of DEEI. They gonna diversity and in quait,
they're gonna get rid of all of that. Affirmative action
is gone. See, this is how you make America greater. Kid,
(01:12:05):
You get it back to the days where they didn't
have a when they want no affirmative action. You got
to get back to America when white folk could just
run like they wanted to run. That's what they doing.
And for you not to see that, man, it's ridiculous.
I am who I am, and I stand on who
I am, and this is what I've been about. If
(01:12:26):
you listen to this radio show that we've had on
since two thousand and five, I have been a staunch
supporter of everybody that ran on that ticket for the
right way.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
I ain't been nothing else. Then say what you want
to say, You.
Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
Take thirty second clips and try to turn it into something.
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
I'm standing on this here, right here.
Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
It's about Kamala hass just like it was about Hillary Clinton,
just like it was about Barack Obama. Y'all let him
deceive y'all with that Hillary Clinton stuff. But when y'all
gonna stop letting Donald Trump trick y'all. He done trick
the whole Republican Party, but the rest of us don't
have to be tricked.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
Just lies, right, She was right everything she said about him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
She was listening to comments, all.
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
Right, coming up for twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:13:19):
Well, guys, yesterday we mentioned how Snoop Dog is having
a great time over in Paris for the Olympics. Snoop
has been popping up everywhere in Paris, hanging out with
the athletes, kicking it with his buddy Martha Stewart. But
did you know that Snoop is allegedly getting big, big
bucks for wrapping the summer Games. Snoop is allegedly getting
(01:13:40):
paid five hundred thousand dollars a day by NBC and
the Day a day a day for his commentary and
content day day.
Speaker 12 (01:13:54):
That's crazy, right, Swimming with Michael Phelps time.
Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Snoop has really uh flipped the script.
Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
I'm very proud of him, man, because that dude has
taken a rap career, former gang banger and turned it
completely around. He and the Olympics getting five hundred thousand
dollars a days doing commentary, walking drownd doing the show
with marths to it. Man, come on, flip that boy.
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Reinvent yourself and playing that play in that game.
Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
You know, and.
Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
You know, I hear all the critics out there, But man, y'all, y'all,
he doing it the right way.
Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
He needed to stay who he was, stay true to us.
Now you got to grow man, you're talking.
Speaker 15 (01:14:42):
About that.
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Just everything he needed to stay who he was, true
to the game.
Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
Keep it cripping, keep it cripping to going to jail
with your ass.
Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
We love you, Snoop.
Speaker 11 (01:14:55):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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would you rather?
Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Right after this.
Speaker 11 (01:15:02):
You're listening hard Morning Show Time Now for a round
of would you rather? Would you rather be the head
of the usherboard or would you rather be the choir director?
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
No, i'ma on that usher board.
Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Really I want to work.
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I've always wanted to work that though, be boss.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Telling people where and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Down the road.
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Uh huh, yeah something hold that one finger up.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Yes, we love it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
They got power. Somebody ain't gonna hit a word. I
don't care.
Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
You ain't getting in it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
And I'm not in that one hand behind the back either.
I'm gonna have both.
Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
I'm gonna have gloves and I'm gonna have a silver gloves. Yeah,
I don't have silver gloves. I don't be out there fly,
but as you come to your seat, I'm gonna go
up to the front of the aisle and bring you
in like an airplane.
Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
That's that's too distracting.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Oh that's what I'm doing. I'm beat.
Speaker 12 (01:16:14):
All right.
Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Would you rather be al Pacino in the god Would
you rather al Pacino in The Godfather or al Pacino
in Scarface?
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Which one?
Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
Scarface or Godfather? Both of them were great greatness?
Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Come on, all that's a really really.
Speaker 11 (01:16:34):
Michael's god Junior Scarface?
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Like, give us a line from a journeyman and spar face.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
I just go with either one. I hate want Scarface.
I gotta go with that. With that, Okay, you see
that guy up there. I never liked that. I never
like him. Say God, then shut that pisa.
Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
I ain't gonna shoot you, Frank, I ain't gonna shoot you,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
Would you rather have a rotten tooth that you can't pull?
Or no sex for three months?
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Oh, there's no sex you. I'm not having to to
I'm not my mouth. No, no, thank you.
Speaker 12 (01:17:23):
I mean we're doing three months anyway around the house.
I mean we were going on it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
I trouble or.
Speaker 12 (01:17:34):
Campaign and trying to get it up, and I wish
you would reach.
Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Over here and touch me. I wish you would.
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Oh so okay, so yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
Would you rather swim in the Mediterranean Sea or sunbathe
naked in public?
Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (01:17:48):
No, sunbathe right there naked in front of you. I'm
comfortable with me. I'm not swimming the medic You don't
even know what that's it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Hey, I don't think y'all have thought this sun bathe
and nicked out all the way. It's somebody parts they
ever been exposed to direct sunlight. And you can do
that if you want to. But I'm gonna tell you
right now if you start appeeling you ain't gonna like it.
I'm gonna let you know that.
Speaker 11 (01:18:21):
Coming up next, it is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:18:31):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day, and Hurricane Debbie is now a tropical storm.
After making landfall early yesterday in Florida, Hurricane Debbie is
moving slowly up the coast, bringing life threatening flooding to
Georgia and to the Carolina. Six people in Florida have
died and accidents related to Debbie. Parts of eastern Georgia
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and coastal South Carolina have seen over ten inches of rain,
including parts of the Charleston metro area. The American Red
Cross is responding with disaster workers across Florida, Georgia, South Carolina,
and North Carolina. And if you are need and if
you are in need of assistance, please call one eight
hundred Red Cross.
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
That's one eight hundred Red Cross.
Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Seat.
Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, y'all stay safe out.
Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
There, yes, do that, all right, everybody. My closing remarks
today is really really quite simple. You know now that
uh soon to be president of the United States if
we do our job. President Kamala Harris has made a
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vice presidential pick, and I'm hearing the rumblings about this
pick already, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Let me say this. What is wrong with us?
Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
Why have we gotten to the point where we feel
this is our obligation to point out what's wrong with everything.
Listen to me, man, we don't have time for this.
This election is too important. We've got to discuss the
policies and the difference between the two presidential candidates.
Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Why are you worrying about.
Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
Her pick being too progressive when you need to be
worried about his pick, which is too far right. Do
you know what this guy Advance is all about that
Trump has picked. First of all, he's just a Trump supporter. Secondly,
he wear ie line. Ain't nobody said nothing about this here?
(01:20:41):
He wear eyeline. I know I line up when I
see it. What's happening to him? But we worried about
the wrong things. Listen to me. This election is so important.
Don't get this twisted. There's a clear difference between Donald
Trump and Vice President Madame Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
There is a difference, and it's obvious.
Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
Number one. I will be shocked if this man debates her.
I will be stunned because the difference will be so
it will be frightening. It's like you will put this this,
this person who is so underqualified up against this person
who is super qualified. I mean, the parallel and the
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difference in these two people is obvious. This woman is
raised a sharp, educated, smart, absolutely brilliant, and is very
much aware of all the issues.
Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
He is not.
Speaker 7 (01:21:40):
You know, you're sitting up in here talking about a
guy who don't want felons to vote, but there's a
felon running for president of the United States. Now you're
saying felons can't vote, but you can be a felon
and be vot it for what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Listen to the campaigns I'm looking. I'm not telling y'all nothing.
Y'all don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
I just want you, y'all to use common sense make
America great again.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Do you know that that is all about the past?
Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
Vice President Madame Cadam Kamala has visionists for the future,
so that everybody has rights, everybody has medicare, everybody when
they retire, their retirement money will still be there. Donald
Trump is trying to take away all of that, and
they mask it with their little legenda called the Republican
Conservative Party. They talk about abortion when they don't mention
(01:22:42):
to you that they get abortions too. They fighting for
this wall when they know they hire more people who
come across this border than does anyone rich people who
hire these people.
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Let's stop playing.
Speaker 7 (01:23:00):
When the last time your regular job having self has
hired a person that they call it in legal aida,
when last time you hire them, Well, let me tell
you what they do. Let me tell you what rich
people do who say they want this wall. They own
construction companies. You know who work in these construction companies,
(01:23:20):
these super qualified labor people who come over from the border.
Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Do you know who owns the farms and the food
industries in this country? Rich people?
Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
Do you know who picks those crops those people who
come from across the borders.
Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Do you know that rich people own restaurants? Do you
know who work in those restaurants?
Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
Those same people that come across that border, that wall
that they keep talking about that they want so desperately.
They talking about how criminalized they are, when they're really
not man. They're just seeking an opportunity to freedom over
here in the United States, just like their forefathers did.
You ain't close the border from England and all like that.
You ain't shut that off. You open it up the
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country to them. So look, man, we've got to get
to the polls and vote. We've got to make this
a priority. Now that I think in my lifetime I
would see a female president. No, But I was the
same guy that never thought i'd live to see a
black man become president either.
Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
But you don't know how God work. Now.
Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
They always want to use that God spared Donald Trump's life.
I'm glad the man didn't get killed. Nobody wants that.
I don't wish death on nobody. I'm glad the man
didn't get shot and God did spare him. But that
don't mean he spared him to be president. He just
spad ym. It's all good, man. I'm glad the man
didn't get shot. I'm not that person. I ain't wishing
(01:24:40):
for nobody's death. But what we have a clear chance
is to make a difference in this election. I'm trying
to tell my listeners we are the difference makers in
this election. Right now, it will be coming down just
like it was before. It'll come down to Michigan, Wisconsin,
it will come down to Philly, and it'll come down
to Georgia and that's where we at.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Now, let's get to the po and vote, show them
who we really are. Thank y'all for listening, but don't
listen vote. Thank you so much.
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