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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't given them amicus the listening to me.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
To hand, I don't joy.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, joy.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Shot.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You got to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Turn you love, you.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Gonna turn.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
We got to turn the mouth the turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out the word
the money up looking.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Think, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You
are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, today is simple.
I want to tell you. I want to just talk
to you about effort today. Just about effort. You know,
it's it's it's it's a word that people use to

(02:28):
describe sometimes trying. But what I found out about trying
is trying is just a noble way of saying you
didn't get it done. I tried when and then everybody go, well,
he tried, that was the best. Well that's that's not.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Exactly true though that that's that's not exactly true.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You are and I want to talk to you about
that because I don't want you to be one of
the people who just tried.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
See trying I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're gonna have to first try, but I want you
to change your mindset from trying to getting it done.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
See, that's a big difference.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm really more apt to listen to the person that
says to me, I'm gonna get it done. I'm gonna try.
What try does is it allows you to fail. It's
the person that has the mindset that I'm gonna get
it done is the person who changes the complexion of things.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm gonna get it done. It's very different than I'm
gonna try.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Look, man, I know this sounds a little.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Harsh, but you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old
wise sayings that ain't it was a valiant try. Hey man,
you talk to anybody that took second place in the
super Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try.
The only way to gain God's real blessings is you

(04:04):
have to try something. Steve Backpeddling, Now, listen to me close.
You have to put forth an effort to allow God
to put his finger on something to bless on your behalf.

(04:25):
You must start to attempt now in saying getting it done,
and I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's a different of two different faiths to me that
I'm just talking about me.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Now, you may be different, so I can't say this
about you, but I can say this about me. If
I say I'm gonna get it done, I have a
lot of faith in it. I am going to get
it done because I just don't see failure as an option.
A lot of times now, if somebody says to me,

(04:59):
like the Olympic team invited me out to curl one day,
which is throw these stones on the ice. If you're
not familiar with this, very simple man and so I said, man,
I'd like to give that a try. I went in
full well knowing I may not come away from this

(05:20):
little curling lesson as a person.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Who could make the Olympic team.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I just wanted to try it because I thought it
looked cool and always wanted to get it done.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I failed twice. I threw a stone completely into the
other lane. I lost that little ice shoe it shot
out under me. But you know what, I kept trying though.
I kept trying until I got four of them stones
in that circle right where I aim.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
But now had I given up? After I failed?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
After I threw that stone in the other lane after
I shot my shoe down all the way to the bottoms,
the little ice shoe they give you.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I never did it, but because I was trying.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Something got me together a little bit because of my effort,
and it caused me not to fall the next time,
not to throw it in the other lane, not to
shoot my shoe to the back of the wall.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
All of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had
I stayed out.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
There and it wasn't so cold, and I went back
week after week after week after week, I promise you
I could get it done. I could at least know
how to compete in a game of curling. Might not
be the best. I might not win the championship, but
I could have got it done to the point where

(06:43):
I could have competed in a game of curling. So
sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get it done,
just go out there and get started. You know, learn
from every attempt that you make. See, don't quit writing
yourself off as a failure every time something don't go right.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
When I fail on that ice, I could have said.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Man, I can't curl, but hold up, man, I'm watching
four other women out here, curl, four of the.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Dudes out here, curl the little kids out here curling.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hold r Pardner, You know, man, So I learned when
I threw that stone on the other ice, when I failed,
when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every
attempt a little bit more about it. And then I
said to myself one point in time, man, I'm gonna
get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this

(07:31):
stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done.
Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to
you that you gotta get started. That you got to
put forth an effort. Give God something to bless. Oh God,
bless me, Oh God, bless me.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Bless you?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
What?

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Bless you?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Where? Bless you?

Speaker 8 (07:51):
How?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Stop basing your results on what you're thinking. You gotta
think higher. You get God in your life, man, He
allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm sitting
up in my debt. I came up with a plan
to get out of debt in five years. I came
up with this plan, right. I was sitting up and
I was tripping on it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Now. I said, wait a minute, man, hold on this
is what I came up with. I said, God.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Created heaven and earth, all of it, the mountains, the sky,
the valleys, the oceans, trees, the birds, the Indian Ocean,
all of it, made all of it in six days,
and then he rested on the seven. So why am
I taking to God the five year plan? If he

(08:43):
can create heaven and earth in six days, why am
I walking in there talking about help me in five years?
How is it gonna take God five years to getting
me out of debt?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
And he made heaven and Earth in six days through
the math. Hell, man, I ain't that big. You ain't
that big. You ain't in that much trouble. I ain't
in that much trouble. See, God got a way of
showing you some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith,
and faith gonna take some effort on your part.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Man, get out and do something. Man, you God will
bless you a little bit and he give you a
little bit more courage.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
And then all them attempts you making is gonna and
all this so I'll try. You know what that turned into.
I'm gonna get it done.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
And at the end of the day, that's what you
have to do because trying to pay your rent and
not paying your rent is two different things. You could
you can try to play your pay your rent, or
you can get it done. Now, how long you think
you gonna stay in that house trying? You got to
go with the mindset of getting it done. And if
you can put some stuff out there and give God
a chance to put his finger on and bless it

(09:49):
for you, the most stuff he can do for you.
Quit looking around what everybody else got and gonna get
some of it for yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, all right, you're listening.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. Another day, another opportunity, another blessing, another
gift from God. That's how I look at it. I'm
just sharing it with you, that's all. This is a
great day, man. I mean, look, I have a way
that I've started my day off.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know, I always start my day off with gratitude,
but now I start my day off with these affirmations.
After I thank God for all He's done for me,
my life, my lifestyle, the lessons I've had to learn,
and all the lessons I've learned has been wrapped up.
All of my greatest lessons have been you know, wrapped
up in some form of pain. But I understand that,

(10:40):
and it's okay or failure and I understand that. But
after I do that, I now have a new affirmation
in the morning, where I just say, I am I
am protected, I am loved, I am filled with his spirit,
I am his child, I am protected. I will prosper.
I know that all things work for the good of

(11:01):
those who love the Lord. I know that everything that
can happen to me today is wrapped up in a
wonderful package for me that will eventually lead me down
to the path and the goals that I've set for myself.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
And He has for me. And no plan God has
for me, no man can stop me.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So I wake up every day refreshed and renewed, and
nothing you can do what God has for me. Try
if you won't hate, if you will when you get through,
watch me Showtime, Steve Harvey, Marty Show, Shelley Strawberry, Carlin
for Real, Mississippi Monica, Junior Tim is out today. Don't matter, Junior.
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, I like how you said that. I never thought
about that.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Do you feel like you sometimes you too hard on yourself?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Up? I heard you say that you be hard on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea,
yeah yeah, I am hard on myself.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's been a that's been a benefit, but it's also
been a flaw because look, man, if God has given
me a moved me past my past, why am I
going to keep reviewing it?

Speaker 10 (12:05):
You know?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And the deeper problem is when you allow other people
to review it. My close remarks today is my resume
tells you where I being.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's all. It has nothing to do with who I
am today. So you can read my resume all you want.
Your family said this about you got all that.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
That ain't nothing but my resume. My resume only tells
you where I've been and what I did. It has
nothing to do with where I'm going. Man, oh man,
oh man. I'm telling you that's a great realization. Man,
you better stop letting that resume affect your future because

(12:49):
there has nothing to do with today. Yeah, man, you
can rewrite that all that. See, man, I'm through with
I'm telling you man. You know said jokingly the other
day that I'm at sixty seven, I've crossed that line.
I'm on the other side of that line called I
could give less dinner. I'm on the other side of

(13:11):
that line. I'm fully over that now, right. I jumped
really really and the repression over here. I didn't know
how cool it was over here.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yes, not.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
If you could get over on this side of that,
I could give less din of fist. I'm just telling
you who.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
I like you, see, man.

Speaker 11 (13:32):
All right, that's how we're starting this day off. Okay,
coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, Junior's
in for the nephew as we run that prank back
right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
Morning show.

Speaker 11 (13:46):
All right, it's Monday, so we know what time it is.
Tommy is not here. Junior is in for Tommy with
run that prank back. What you got for a s.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Law and order is the prank law and order.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Come on, okay, good morning.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
There's your law on Associates office.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Hey, how you doing. I'm trying to speak to the lawyer, mister.
He's not in, sir, but.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
I can help you so I can get all the
information and also get your actual complaint at hand, and
then I could get your scheduled.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Okay, what's your name?

Speaker 10 (14:16):
My name is Joel.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight. Dwight Turner,
I'm trying to file file a lawsuit on somebody. I
ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to file
a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know. You know,
everybody tell me Ben a good attorney or whatever. So
I wanted to talk and talk to him and see
how I'm supposed to go about this right here?

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Okay, Well, can I get all your information and then
I can get your schedule.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
He's not in the office right now, okay, but is
he coming back today? Though? Am I gonna be.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Able to talk to him?

Speaker 10 (14:47):
I'm not sure. He's in court all day and I'm
pretty much his everything.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
So when am I gonna get to talk to him?

Speaker 10 (14:56):
Then He's pretty good on getting back to you. He
would get back to you probably tomorrow, but actually better
to schedule as the only way you can leap with
him and you'll actually meet with him face to face.
The connotation is free. You could sit down with him
and have that one on one and explain everything that's
going on.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
So what you what you need? What you need for me?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Because I want to come see you in tomorrow if
I can get on his schedule tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
I need your full name the day of birth, and your.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Name, my name the wife, okay, my birth, my day
to birth. Okay, hold on, let me ask it. Let's
get for all that. Can you just take down what's
going on with the whole situation that? Can we get Well,
I'll give you all all that other stuff later. I
want you to write down what's going on first, because
that's what's bothered me. I didn't get this all my.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
Chest and what is the actual print?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
What is what's going on? I want to file a
lawsuit on my girl friend's HUDs.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Are they still together? They're still married now.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
They still married, day together and everything. You know that
don't bother me right there? But I want to file
a lawsuit on him though.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
So you're her boyfriend, she's still married, they lived together,
they're not legally separated, nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
They live together, They got cute.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I ain't tripping on that part right there?

Speaker 10 (16:02):
But your boyfriend, yeah, okay, And you want to sue
her husband for what?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
For messing up our relationship, for getting in the middle
of what me and her got going on.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
So that's not a crime, that's not ground for a lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Hello, he messed up everything? We got going on. You know,
now he's taking the phone from up, he taking my
name out of it. You know, he's okay. And when
I sell a text message, he asking the text mens,
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
I'm sorry that you. I'm sorry that's all going on.
But that's not suitable for our type of law. We
don't handle any cases like that. Infidelity, which it sounds
like what's going on, that's not ground for a lawsuit.
We don't address that type of thing.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay, So what you're talking about infidelity.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Look, you're sleeping with the marry you're sleeping with the
married woman, and you have a relationship with her, and
you want to sue her current legal Yes, work your relationship. Actually,
you're the actual outsider. You're the actual person that's in
the wrong. If you want to make a I told

(17:10):
you it's Joel, Sir, Joel.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Ain't nobody to ask you for your phone opinion.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
Of cursing. Hello, Hello, there's no need for cursing. I
cannot help you, That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
I don't even know how to recy.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Sir.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
I don't even know how to give you to the lawyer.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
There's no lawyer. It's not gonna do this.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Please don't call me with this.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Youre trying to tear it out of my pocket. Man
about somebody you called me by somebody husband.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
My job is to have some drama sense. My job.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
You are the old last man, the Mary of marriage
one man. You need to have common sense.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
I know, Joel, that's who you talking to.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Not hurting me. Do not hurt me.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
How can I take this call? Sir?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Sir?

Speaker 10 (18:05):
I don't want to hang up on you, and I
don't want to misrepresent this law office.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Let me okay, let me tell you what.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
No, let me just something, have some morals and know
what lawsuits are. Don't call me with this, dumb sir.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
You know what office?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
You lucky?

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Anybody in the office got me curssed off the languages
and I don't even know you.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, let me tell you.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
I'm about to hang I'm about to hang up.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
You're gonna make me come to that law office and
whoop some to a poet?

Speaker 10 (18:42):
Seven brothers they want kew up off?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Just seven one through seven? Who okay?

Speaker 11 (18:51):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (18:52):
What yo, sir?

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Go taking your kids? Go find some woman who are
gonna take yo?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Are you trying to you.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
Never you need counseling.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
My relationship. That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
You got me cursing, mention the pastor or the ones.
Please do not call here ever.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I ain't gonna stop till I talked to Benjamin.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
Mister Benjamin was in here because people, let you know,
you do not take cases like that. Oh sorry, you
cannot sue for INFIDELI you cannot sue.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
If you can't, you can't.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
How long working?

Speaker 10 (19:31):
How long you been cheating with a woman? Now, I've
been working here for ten years. Keep a job, walcome
to get black?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Okay, I know this, damn law office.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
You're wasting your time. You are completely You're wasting your
time and you're wasting my time.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
You know what. That's what I already know about you, Joy,
I already know about you. How you know me?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
You don't know about me? About me?

Speaker 10 (19:55):
No rag me people and women who got their husband.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I know you go to boom every morning.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
I mean, he said, whoop you up? I aware excuse me?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
You go to boot camp every morning. Don't you excuse me?
Don't you go to the workout. Don't you work out
with a boot camp group every morning.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
Who is going up to boot camp?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Do you know veda? Excuse me, this is nephew timed
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend got
me to brank.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Don't call you, oh man, a.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Man? You know you? No, I'm not good.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
You was like, I love you yo, hi you talp me.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Land Steve Harvey in the Morning Show?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
I love y'all.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
All right, Junior, thank you, and for the nephew. Coming
up next, it is asked the c l O with
one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 11 (21:04):
All right? Coming up at the top of the hour.
In entertainment News, doctor Umar claims that Steve is being
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he's big on Instagram, all right.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
All the time?

Speaker 11 (21:28):
Mean you're so famous?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
All right?

Speaker 11 (21:31):
Someone biles were a Green Bay Packers jacket to a
Chicago Bears game caused a ruckus and Enna Detroit judge
is suspended after mistreating a student during a field trip.
We'll talk about all of these stories coming up at
the top of the hour, but right now it is
time for the man of the Hour, Steve Harvey and

(21:53):
ask the clo he's our chief love officer too. This
is from Sharissa Monroe. Shari says the guy she's dating
has been pressuring her for sex, but he hasn't taken
her on a real date or offered to put gas
in her car, or get her nails done or get
her hair done. He said that he's never had to

(22:14):
do that for sex. Cheri says she's forty eight and
divorced and she wants to know has dating changed.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, Cheri, I want you to be carefless of something
you're talking about. He wants sex and he hasn't taken
you on a real date yet, and then you says
he ain't put gas in your car or putting a
nails So I'm trying to figure out what's the requirement

(22:44):
for sex because all you talking about is.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
A real date, like dinner, movie something like that.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Are you talking about getting your tank filled up or
your nails done?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
If that's all it is for sex, I can't tell.
It's a whole lot to take us for that. But
I would think what you need to do at forty
eight and realize has dating.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Changed is.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, it has changed, and you need to make some
adjustments also, because I don't know if you want to
face the fact of why you're single again at forty eight.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
But was it because your other relationship was based on nails, gas,
dinner and a movie? Now do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
You want to just have prerekfaces for how you pass
out sex or you trying to have relationship? Because if
you just have sex, just go on, get your gas tank,
feel and wait if somebody do you nail and get
your hair done?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
How much? How much your bad costs?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Now?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
And then just go on and have sex. If you
want to have relationship, you're gonna have to change something.

Speaker 11 (23:50):
Sorry, Okay, gonna move on.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Because all I heard was a letter of how much
her sex costs. That's all I heard. Yeah, I didn't
hear nothing about treatment expectations.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
Yeah did you hear the part about him pressuring her
for sex.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
And then he told her he ain't never had to
do that, to which means yeah, yeah, he's not used
to openly paying first.

Speaker 11 (24:19):
But taking her on a real date.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
See, all of that has nothing to do with you, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (24:28):
You're saying she's putting a price on sex. That's what
you're Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, look he's pressuring you for sex. You ain't got
to give a man nothing, right, you're the owner of that. Yeah,
and you should control that. But now you done obviously
told him about the gas and the nails, and his
response was he ain't ever had to do that before
to get no sex.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Maybe y'all two don't need to be together coming up
in here empty hand.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, you know, I mean and and I and I
don't blame him, dude. You can't come up here and
say you ain't gonna do nothing. Now, just give it
to me, come on home, you know. How's her.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
All right?

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Moving on to JJ and Topeka, JJ writes, my brother's
wife is very stand office, and my wife doesn't want
her to come to our baby shower. She expects me
to tell my brother not to bring his wife. My
brother will hate my wife if I do that. Do
I disobey my pregnant wife and insult my brother?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, his his wife is staying office, which means she
could be an introvert. She could be shy, you know,
she could be you know, uneasy around crowds or people.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Just let her come to the shower and sit ass
in the corner.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, but you can't have your husband tell his brother, Hey, man,
don't bring your girl over here, because now what the
brother coming from.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Now, your wife is being a little bit unreasonable about it.
It's the baby shower. Just let her come and be
stand office. That's how she is.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
At least she ain't a busy body. She ain't over
there being messy and starting. She's just sitting in the corner.
Give on a piece of watermelon. Listen to me, Give
off a piece of watermelon because people, Yeah, because it's
hard to look, you know, watermelon. Yeah, watermelon hard to eat.
You know, it ain't easy food to eat. Yeah, yeah,

(26:36):
especially if you don't dice it up in blocks. You
just cut slices.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
You got that right.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
To make sure it's with no seeds, Rightbower Gift.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Let me tell you, hey, we were in Africa and
I was we was out of this restaurant and the
dude that was with Terrell, he asked her, oh the
way that he said, hey, man, y'all, ain't got no watermelon,
ain't got no seeds in it. The brother said, what
is this? That's in Africa?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
They don't even know what you're talking about Yeah, how
do you have a watermelon with no seeds? But we
so eating all this GMO genetically modified mess. We think
seedless watermelon is not natural.

Speaker 11 (27:21):
Yeah, that's all I wanted watermelon with seed. I don't
buy it if it doesn't halt a man, all right.
Moving on to Uri and Macon. Macon says, my neighbor
illegally sells lunch plates out of her house Monday through Friday.
I told her that her customers need to stop blocking
my driveway. She said, that's between me and the person

(27:43):
that's driving the car. Should I report her illegal business?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, No, She's not illegally selling anything. Why is that illegal?
When is selling food illegal from your house?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You need a license if you go out on the street,
but I don't think you need a license if you're
selling food out your house.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
She got a full blown.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
He's booming man, you know.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
But now she says that's between you and the person
driving the car, which is true. She may not even
know these people. But I think what she should do
to accommodate you is to let anybody know that comes
in please do not block the neighbor's driveways. And that's
the courteous thing to do, so you don't have a
problem with the neighbor. Now, if you're gonna have these
people coming to your house, they're gonna have to follow

(28:40):
some type of rules.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Now, he ain't just be blocking driveways.

Speaker 11 (28:44):
Yeah, she's right for that.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know that's good.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
But a quick minute, I report you.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Down.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Who you cut her money off? There's gonna be a
whole nother problem.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not cool between you
and the person driving the car. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You shut that woman business done. You'll grasp, don't be dyning,
you'll fly out, be a gonna be no good.

Speaker 11 (29:20):
Your puppy missing, all right, clo, thank you. Coming up
at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
news for you right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Morning show, all right, So here we go.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
Doctor Umar Johnson took to Instagram last week. Last Thursday
to the exact He said he was offered ten thousand
dollars to do an interview with Vice President Kamala Harris
and went on to say that he believes other celebrities
are being paid to support Vice President Kamala for her
bid for the White House. Right Ulmar specifically called you out, Steve.

(29:58):
He called out Ricky's Smiley. He claimed that both of
you were paid to support Kamala Harris's campaign. Here's what
he said. He said, quote Steve Harvey and Ricky Smiley,
I love you both, no hate to my big brothers.
But if we're going to be honest, Ricky Smiley and
Steve Harvey, y'all only carried on because y'all got paid

(30:20):
to carry on. Can we please be honest? Can we
The black vote ain't for sale?

Speaker 7 (30:26):
No more?

Speaker 11 (30:26):
End quote. So you know we've had Vice President Harris
on the show many times, so let's address this bogus claim. Please, Steve.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Well, first of all, we're going to have her on
her again or how many other times it's needed to
get her into office. Brother Umar, let me say this, man,
I absolutely love some of the things you say.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I really really do.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Some of the stuff I don't always agree with, But
ain't nobody got to agree with everything I say.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
But let me clear down something. Please, ain't high Steve
Harvey for ten thousand dollars do nothing.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Let me just let me just at that out the
way ide where you got that number from. But you
can't offer Steve Harvey ten thousand to do nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
You can.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
You can go through the industry and ask about me.
Let me tell you this, Oh my, hold, my lemitates man,
and I ain't no hate here at all because I
because I like some of the work he does. I
really don't listen, man, I don't he said, I don't
do nothing nothing for ten thousand dollars. Don't even don't

(31:45):
even insult. Don't insult the brand equity that I built
over these thirty years for television.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just don't, man.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
And I'm doing this absolutely free of charge because I
want this country to be in her hands as opposed
to Donald Trump's hands.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's why I do it.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Me and Ricky Smiley happen to be on the same page.
Now we're q's now, and so is dal Hugert. Q's
kind of run the adways of black radio. Okay, all right,
but we also understand what's at steak here. So no,

(32:29):
I haven't received a single dollar from anybody to do
what I do, and I'm doing it gladly for free.
And I'm going to freely have her on here again
and again and again. I am going to freely.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Ask soft asked questions I am.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Going to freely lob the basketball so she can slam
dunk all these questions.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yes, I am going to freely sit here a degree.
The black vote.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
The black vote is not for sale, but it is
a very important block of votes that can control the.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Outcome of this election.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And if I have my way, if it is in
within God's will, she would be the next president of
the United States. Because the alternative, here's only two people
running for president. It's Kamala Harris madame Vice President, Kamala Harris,
Donald Trump. That's that's the choice. So I don't know,

(33:34):
you know, and if somebody offers you ten, you should
have took it. But offer me nothing. But don't please,
don't please don't insult me and offer me ten dollars
because I'm telling you right now it called way more me.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
We're gonna turn in mic on. I can't even let
that get out.

Speaker 11 (34:02):
Yeah, that's just I mean, really, the brand.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
And you know, and you know, look, man, they can
take their campaign money and put it into other causes
like buying ads and.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Stuff like that. It's a the ad I'm running right now, free.

Speaker 11 (34:18):
Vote for common for free.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Kamala has campaign ad right now please vote. The black
vote is not for sale, but it is a very
very viable force. It really is important. And that's why
everybody wanted man. That's because, let me tell you something,
if you look at it, just look at the last
presidential election, when it got down to Michigan, Wisconsin, he

(34:43):
got down to Philly and Philadelphia, he got down to Georgia, Atlanta, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Phillip s Faith, all.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Those the Republicans were winning out in the suburbs.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
When they got to the INNY cities where we heavy
heavily populate Atlanta, Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, that turned the election.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
And the same thing can happen this time and they
all know it.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Why do you think Donald Trump, who don't give a
damn about the National Association of Black Journalists, would even
walk his ass out there. He was out there to
try to make black people think that he's done more
for black people than any president since Abraham Lincoln. But
he can't say one thing he's done for black people,

(35:37):
and then got mad at the black woman for.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Asking him tough questions.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Now, anybody else that don't agree with that right there,
I understand, But just show me what he's done for
black people, so I can understand, because right now I don't.
All right, Kamala has for president. Thank you very much.
Prove this russion absolutely for free.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll give
you an overview of what to expect at the Democratic
National Convention going down today. Right after this, you're listening
Hard Morning show. Well, the Democratic National Convention kicks off
today in Chicago. The DNC speaker schedule has not yet
been released, but so far we can't expect to see

(36:28):
President Biden, former Presidents Obama and Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and others. Wednesday,
Tim Waltz will formally accept the Democratic Party's nomination for
vice president, and on Thursday, here we Go, Kamala Harris
will address the convention and accept the party's presidential nomination.

(36:48):
The events will take place on the west side of
Chicago at the United Center and south of downtown at
McCormick Place. The NBC five Chicago News will provide live,
uninterrupted fee of the d n c's keynote speakers beginning
at five point thirty pm Central daily, and the official
DNC live stream Dimconvention dot Com. Dimconvention dot Com is available,

(37:13):
So there you go. If you want to watch it
live as is happening. Yes, let's go, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Or you can watch Fox, who will not say one
disparaging word against Donald Trump nothing. Everything he does is
just wonderful, just wonderful. And that's alarming to me.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah. Now how much is they paying Fox for that?

Speaker 11 (37:40):
Fox had to pay a lot of money for lies.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
About the election, for lies, and now they're just brother
lamar Man. I love you, Man, I got love for you, Bro,
I really do. I love a lot of the stuff
you say. I don't agree with everything, but people don't
agree with everything I say. You know, but you I'm
not Jesus is.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
The not me?

Speaker 11 (38:01):
Okay, well he said he loves you too.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
No, I got love.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I mean that brother makes some really really important statements
and he's stand on it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
He's stand on it too, So I'm cool with him
with a lot of stuff. Don't agree with everything, but
you know that's like, I don't agree with everything. Nobody
say what you're talking about? See brother, Umar? Okay, doctor Umar,
I like it. I don't agree with you before. Okay, Yeah,
you know, I've never met anybody I've agree with everything
they said. I love Martin Luther King, the Lord. I

(38:31):
love Martin Luther King, but I didn't agree with everything.
You know.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm walking down the street in the protest and you
kick me, I'm gonna kick your ass back. I'm not
saying no, I'm not feeling. I don't give it.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Damn You're gonna get stabbed with this picket sign up
over here.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
Really he was non violent.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm non violent if you're non violent with me, But
if you kick me while I'm marching, I'm gonna kick
you back dead and yo, man, please, my biggest sign
is not whip. I don't know if you've ever been
stabbed with the blunt end of a stick before.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Now get hurt.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
You have to say everything on your mind, well, you know, just.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Proving, just proving that I don't agree with everything everybody said.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right, I agree with everything. Jesus say, dude, he said,
turn the other cheeks into that one.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
All right, coming up at thirty four, Brother law Sin
Sir Odell is back in the building right after this.
You're listening Morning show, all right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Jesus, Yes, I do my Law and my Lord the mornings.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Everyone where time at.

Speaker 11 (40:06):
Today it's Monday, Sister hotel. You know he rarely comes
in on.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
All he is still ain't learned. Stee trying to tell him, yes, man, yes,
you know, gott to do extra if you want to
be extraordinary, that's what they say. Well he's doing good,
you know, can you know just shot people, you know,
come up shout. Well you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Can shout people come up shout.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
But he'll be he'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
God willing he'll be back.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
To God was willing him to be here today. But
he made a different decision. You know, he gives us
the power choice if he wakes you up able.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
That's center here. Wan ask you about the goat the gymnast,
Simone Biles, you know her.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I'm sure I'm about the little girl do the flips.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
This girl.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh yeah, what what's wrong now?

Speaker 11 (41:12):
Well, she's been in the news again. She's being trolled
now for wearing a Green Bay Packers jacket to a
Chicago Bears game. You know, her husband used to play
for Green Bay, but now he plays for for the Bears,
and so it's a problem that she wore the jacket,
that particular jacket to a Chicago Bears game.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Why would she wear a jacket? Why would she wearing
a packer jacket to the Bear game?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And a hood?

Speaker 9 (41:39):
Ain't a hub and a bear?

Speaker 11 (41:40):
Now, yes, ma'am, he's a bear. He's a bear.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
He didn't know, well, or yeah, she knows, she absolutely knows. Yeah,
when that ain't making no sense? Though I thought her
husband played.

Speaker 11 (41:55):
For the Package Well you got to play now the Packers,
but yeah, but now he plays for the Bears. He
used to play.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh, and the Bears ain't have a jacket small enough.
Maybe that's a jacket, but it ain't.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Ain't it hot in Chicago right now?

Speaker 11 (42:16):
Yes, ma'am, it is extremely I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
That doesn't make no sense at all. I don't support
her because I finla say if her man it was
a packer.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
She sposed to support a man.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
Stand by your man.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
But if that ain't it, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
To tell you.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, you know, I you know.

Speaker 11 (42:36):
Oh, this is a big deal. Though people didn't like
that she wore the Packers jacket to the Bears and
they didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I mean, it's well, what does she say did she
say anything?

Speaker 11 (42:46):
Well, I mean not really, No, No, she's just getting
trolled again.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Well, you know she gotta be careful, you know, Simon,
she gotta she famous that, yes, very and she America.
You know how white people feel by America then all
the flags and gold medals.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You know, they think it's dash. You know, she gonna
have to get it right though.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Here you gonna cause you're gonna keep fighting with these
people in your too little falls. You ain't gonna win
all these fight because it ain't enough of y'all to
help out, you know, little people. It just ain't enough
of them to make a difference.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
You know, boy, just get a.

Speaker 11 (43:22):
Bed jacket, yeah, get it because their rival teams and
it just wasn't a goodn't look you know they.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, you know, just get a just get a baby
bad jacket. Then, you know, if they didn't have your
size at the NFL shot, just get a baby.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Bad get where? Get where you are?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
The why your Olympic jacket? Where that that would have gone?
I wear an Olympic jacket.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
They cheer for me.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, she's just a little crazy every now and then.
I guess you just trying to rock the boat. Yeah,
she's so little lord, I don't understand why she want
to rock the boat.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Her shure. There's a drowned in the damn boat. You
got to be in the water to dry. She's sitting
in a canoe, straight up, just on her little tail.
He run the risk drowned. She's small, cute girl. That's
a day. We love her.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
We love her, you know, we loves she.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Just gotta get a jacket for hamas team Current.

Speaker 11 (44:18):
Yeah, that's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Unless she didn't know that the trade had went through.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
That's all her husband.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
She knows.

Speaker 11 (44:29):
He plays for the Bears.

Speaker 12 (44:31):
Sister.

Speaker 11 (44:31):
Come on now, all right, coming up now, help them.
Coming up next, Junior is in for the nephew with
the prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're
listening Morning show, all right, coming up at about four
minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is he saw right through my lies.

(44:54):
He saw right through my lies. We'll get into that
in a minute find out what that's all about. But
right now is in for the nephew Morning. You're here.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm here, you know, are here because I got this prank.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Now you got a prank.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Prank today can you bring me some paper?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Uh huh, We're gonna find out here we go. Come on, cat.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
This Charlie. Who this Charlie? How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Listen, I'm you by, I'm singing with I'm sorry, it's
gotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
She told me she was going out of town. What
can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Brother?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
How thought y'all? Down the way? Man, y'all, I'm in
the house. Both our houses.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
y'all know me? And then she loved Miss Dars. No,
I try to call Miss Dars but then nobody answer
the phone.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah, she know I'm in church around this time. Rita
said she was gonna be gone.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
For a minute.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
So you say you down there right right right?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
And she told me if I got an emergency anything,
that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,
right right, okay? Are you are you busy right now?

Speaker 12 (46:07):
Man?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Well?

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Actually I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some
dinner and got some meat on the grip.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
But other than that, you know, okay, I mean you
you are you able to help me out with something
right quick? Or you got you got time for that?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Well?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
it's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Okay, Charlie. Would you out to have any paper? Man?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Any paper?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying?

Speaker 5 (46:39):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news, But
I mean some paper.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You have some paper?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
What notebook paper?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
No? See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said, my name
Scotted Man, I know you don't know me. I didn't
got myself in this situation yet down here read the
house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation.
I actually I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Man.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
It ain't no paper in here.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
So you saying you want me to bring you some
toilet paper, I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting there.
My legs ain't got none of my I can't feel
my whole little body. Man from butt down. I can't
feel nothing, man, my feet, everything that went to sleep
on me.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Old up, babe.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
This dude down here at Riada house saying he wants
me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb
sitting on the toilet. Man, look at it, bruh. I'm
in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
but you know, I mean.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Tell you ain't but about four hours a doll. Can
you just run down here right quickly. I'm in the
back door open.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
I have to say. Man, I understand all that you saying,
but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special occasion because
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't leave her
like that just to come bring you know, paper. Now,
what I can tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something down. Man, I'm
not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man, okay, but

(48:00):
lord your voice, man, you calling me to help you,
and you acting like I caused you to not have
no guy, you.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
The handst the basket. I got all I'm asking for.
Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
Run down here right quick and bring the paper man
and then you get on back to your dinner.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Well what you was sound like what you need to do? Brother,
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the dog that got out, or you locked yourself out
the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
bring you no tapers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
just jump, toot your coat and getting a shot on white.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said, I'm
numb right now. Man, I need some help.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
It's on it.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
So you want me to come down there and bring
you some toilet papers and pick your number? You can't
get up out the teller if I want to help.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
You things today.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in any
emerging see man.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
Okay, Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound
like emergency.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
It seems like a little quick fix.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Get your drawings and white, so they gonna get you
some o's. I mean, I'm not senna walk four houses
down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs.
I'm high.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
How you gonna get up.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
And open the door.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
The back door is over All you gotta do is
come in here and reaching here and pass me roll
the paper. Man. That's all I'm asking you to do.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Mister Charlie, I understand that, but I'm not gonna come
down there and bring you no table. I'm not going
to bring you bring me some paper down here, man,
Tell your man to say, Man, who the hell you
think you holling at?

Speaker 5 (49:28):
You need me?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I don't need you? Or won't you do something?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation. Noarda left
y'all number that y'all will help me while I'm down
there house watching.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Man just here, crazy baby, Man, what wynant you? You're
gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper.
I told you that I was in the middle of
fixing me and my wife from dinner, and you come
calling me talking about some paper.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Man.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
I don't want to hear no spy, no doubt, and
I ain't coming down there to bring you no taper. Man.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this place for a man.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Man.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Look like I told you before, I ask him, bring
you no paper down there?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
We don't wipe no on this street, old old man.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
I can't just you can't just leave me here and I'm.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Numb like this, but I'm not to come bring no
brown man, no toilet papers because he is responsible when
he going into a restroom.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
That sounded like a personal problem.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
You you too wrong for that, just a.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Situation said though this is an emergency. Man.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Man, that don't sound in no bergency.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
That sounds like a personal problem that you.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Got going on.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Come on, Jordan wa get off of here, man, you
know to be off of I don't.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Give about you being man, not a fact. As soon
as you get your out of there, you so man,
you come on down here. I'm coming down there on
the truck. I'm coming down there the way. I am
just like this hell and I'm gonna warp for not
helping me while I'm in a situation. Will bring your song.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I got one more thing I need to say to
you that I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Do, is you're listening, bring your tongue. I got some
snake skin shoes that fit right up, clean up on
it all.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I got one more thing, is you listening? Man?

Speaker 6 (50:58):
What man like I said?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
What you got to say?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Man, this nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Ain't this damn at from the radio station? It's Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Reader got you called him? No, man,
you had me houting to come down there, man and
boy show down and you.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the last the.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Steve Harvey Show. Y'all playing prancing jokes.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
So folks, man.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
There it is.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Can you bring me some paper? Can you bring me?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yes? Yes, here's junior.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
No, I'm I don't get in on the back end
of the princes because I don't like talking to that food.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
What since we got a little time, did you you
know that we were talking about all by Simony?

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yet Simon and them should how she wear a green
Bay jacket to the bad name. Yes, man, they've been
patrolling her now troll patrolling that short for control. Okay, yes, ma'am,
go ahead, whatever you say. You know this man no
know your adjectives. Since they patrolling her, she got to

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learn what to wear.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
She got plenty of stuff to wear.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Like I said earlier, she could wear her little log
Olympic outfit.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
He could wear the little tights.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
You should have walked in there with them gold medals
on her neck if I had it, That's what I wear,
or I turned them into ear rings I wear.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I hadn't been a eavything hanging on my head, I
wouldn't even be able to I wouldn't even be able
to look up.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
I have heavy things.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
A beater tore my elbes on. I'll be walking around
just a cute get them taped on the shirt. Everything.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
She just needs to learn. She don't learn.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
See, she ain't got no friends around her. She needs
I thank god, Semony. What was her name?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
We had?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Maybe I just yeah quick reading semony. H he has
you tied up by simon me whatever.

Speaker 12 (53:25):
See what she really needs, it's a real real black
friend that we know all the rules and everything.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
And tell a girl, come on now, we're going.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
To the bass game.

Speaker 11 (53:42):
You fend to wear a pack of jacket, takes that off.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
You're in finn to do that.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
Don't wear that put.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Them gold medals on. And that's throwing out here and
get some mens looking.

Speaker 11 (53:52):
At don't just wanted to throw that in there, all right,
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
He don't like being patrolled.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
All right.

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Coming up next, thank you, sister Ondial. Today's Strawberry Letter.
The subject is he saw right through My lies. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARVEYFM dot

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com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading
your letter live on the air, just like we're going
to read this one right here, right now, and you
never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It could be yours.

Speaker 13 (54:35):
Now it's time for the Strawberry Letter with my good
friend Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 11 (54:39):
Thank you, my good friend Junior. The subject is he
saw right through My lies. Dear Stephen, Shirley. I'm forty
one years old and I've been married thirteen years. Fifteen
years ago, I met my husband because he was friends
with my then boyfriend. My boyfriend broke up with me.
Abruptly and told me that he just needed some space.

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Turned out he was having a baby with a girl
next door. His friend whom who I married, who I'm
married to now reached out to me to see if
I was okay. I was not okay. He gained by
to check on me and we talked and drank and
drank and talked. He was a perfect gentleman for about
four months, and he even suggested that I started going

(55:21):
out to meet other guys, so I feel like it
wasn't his intention to hook up with me. But after
a year being friendly, he asked me out to dinner.
I have been with him since he talked to my ex,
so there was no hard feelings, and then we got married.
All was forgiven, but he and my ex stopped being friends.
Fast forward to last month and my ex called me

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to see if I wanted to go to a rap
concert because he knows how much I love ratchet music.
He gave them to me because he had COVID. I
went to get the tickets he left in his mailbox.
My husband was excited about going after I told him
that I won the tickets on the radio, and I
picked them up at the last minute. Because I forgot

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about them. We sat in a section with a bunch
of his old friends and I told him it was
a coincidence. One of the friends asked me how my
ex was doing. I said I hadn't heard from him.
The guy looked at me and then at my husband,
who was staring at both of us. When we got
in the car, he asked where the tickets really came from.

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I can't let him know the truth? Is it bound
to come out?

Speaker 9 (56:30):
What do I do now?

Speaker 11 (56:33):
See, this is why lies don't work for me. You
had no backup plan. You had no backup lie plan
just in case you got caught. The line game is
not for amateurs.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
It is not.

Speaker 11 (56:45):
And clearly you are not a pro with this. Why
did you lie about it in the first place? Why
did you lie about where you got the tickets? That
was an unnecessary lie that didn't have to be told.
Now you're in too deep and you have to keep
these lies going because you know your man isn't gonna
like it when you told it and tell him you
got the tickets from your ex. They're not even speaking anymore.

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But you don't have any lies to back up your
original lie. That's why lies don't work because you can't
finish what you started without more lies. Now you're all
scared thinking someone is gonna tell your man and bust
you out. I can't help you because you know I'm
not a big proponent of lying in the first place,
and I'm just.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Not, so I will defer you.

Speaker 11 (57:32):
I will defer you to my colleague and my Strawberry
letter partner, mister Steve Harvey, who we all know as
an arsenal full of convincing lies for every occasion.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yes, yes, so Steve take it away, Yes lord, yes,
before I start this letter.

Speaker 14 (57:51):
Yes, let me say this to Shirley's response, she is
free to feel how she wants to feel, and she
is actually basing her answer based on her beliefs, her
system of beliefs.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
True. Therefore, let me just say that I will explain
to you all the good that was in this letter.
See you, he saw right through my life. Let me
show you a little So.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
She's forty one, she been married thirteen years fifteen years ago.
You met your husband because he was friends with my
then boyfriend. My boyfriend broke up me abruptly and told
me he just needed some space. Okay, whenever a man
tells you he needs space. Ladies always know this. When

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we say we need space, it is because we need space.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Cold word for freedom. Space is a cold word for freedom.
It's just a gentle way of letting you down. With
letting you down, we're gonna do that anyway. So he
needed some freedom, turned out, Now, why would he need
freedom or space? He was having a baby with the

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girl next door. HM, So he just told you he
needed some space. That's true, though, but it was a lie.
Space is a cold word for freedom. His friend, who
I'm married to now, reached out to me to see
if I was okay. I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
He came by to check on me, talked. We drank
and drank and drank and talk. He was the perfect
gentleman for about four months, and he even suggested that
I started going out to meet other guys.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
All of this was a lie. See, all of this
was a lie. He came back and see if he
was okay.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Nah, He came by to check the temperature in the
room after y'all drank that He was a perfect gentleman.
I don told y'all about friends because he has always
liked you, even when you was dating his friends, So
I feel like it wasn't his intention to hook up

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with me. It's been his intention from the day he
went over there, little girl. But after a year being friendly,
he asked me out to dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Now guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I've been with him every since he talked to my ex,
so there's no hard feelings. And then we got married.
All this forgiving, but then he and my ex stopped
being friends. Okay, when you say all's forget all of
what was forgiveting?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Who forgave who?

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
For what? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
You forgave your ex for having the baby with his
next no neighbor, your husband forgave his friend for wanting
his ex.

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
Hang on, Steve, Hang on all right? Coming up, he
don't have Part two of Steve's response to today's Strubberry letter.
The subject is he saw right through my lies? Twenty
three minutes after the hour. We'll be right back. You're listening.

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
Morning show, All right, Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:01:09):
Come on and recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
he saw right through my life?

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Shirley's response was typical Shirley because and rightfully so, because
Shirley is not a proponent of Lyne, so therefore, Shirley
believes that the truth is the best way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
At all times. I, on the other hand, know better, so.

Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
I deferred to you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Yes, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Walk up in that house. Tell the truth if you
want to see what happened. So let the lies begin.
Her ex boyfriend told her that they wanted to stop
dating abruptly because he needed space. Space is a cold
word for freedom. And why did he need freedom? Because
he got the girl pregnant next dough. He didn't want

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to tell that I, so he told it is now
come to find.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Out a big one. His friend who you now married to,
came by to see if you was okay. I was
not okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
He knew couldn't hell where you wasn't okay when he
went over there. He came by to check on me
and we talking with drink and drink and talk. That
he was a perfect gentleman for about four months. Then
he suggested he even started that. I suggested that I
started to meet other guys. Yeah, okay, that's because he's
liked you all the time. And he did suggest that

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you started dating other guys. You didn't know he was
talking about him. How stupid are y'all? So I feel
like It wasn't his intention to hook up with me,
you stupid. It's been his intention the whole time, And
as soon as his free and dumped you, he made
it his point to slide over there and act friendly

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for four damn monks. Then he asked you out to dinner.
Now get what y'all been with. Y'all been together ever
since he talked to my ex, so that was no
hard feelings. And then we got married. Oh all was forgiving.
But he and my ex stopped being friends. So who
forgave who?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
You forget that? Your ex boyfriend for having the baby
next door? That's a lot. Or you think your.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Ex boyfriend forgave his friend for dating his ex after
they broke up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Ain't nobody?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Ain't no dude finna forgive that? So now they ain't
friends no more. Fast forward. Last month, your ex called
you to see if I wanted to go to a
rap concert because he knows how much I love ratchet music.
He gave him to me because he had COVID. Now
he could have gave him tickets to anybody, but he
called you. He called you on purpose because he was

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hoping you would go and take your husband and be
sitting around all his other boy, so that was his flex.
I still got tabs on her. And if you take
your ex with you, then they go see that I
steal running things over here. Dudes is tricky because he

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didn't forgive nothing. Because remember him and his boy stopped talking.
Dangn friends, so they was friendly. Theyd all shared this information.
But na, he let your dumb ass walk right up
into this. I went to get the tickets and he
left in the mailbox. My husband was excited about going
after I told him I won the tickets on the

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radio and I picked him up. At the last minute,
I forgot about them. So he's saying, cool now to me,
this was a good lie cause you just took the tickets.
Ain't no need of you telling him. You still talking
to yoik. So this was a perfectly good lie. I
want him on the radio. Everything working out. But then
when you get in the section section full of his

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old friends. Yeah, and I told him it was a coincidence.
One of the friends asked me how my ex was doing.
I said I hadn't heard from him. The guy looked
at me and then at my husband, who was staring
at that both of us. When we got in the car,
he asked me where the tickets really came from? I
can't let him know the truth? Is it bound to

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come out?

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
What do I do now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Well, first of all, it was a good lie. You
told it was a good lie because you don't start
a fire in your own house. Ain't no need to
tell him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
You went over to your ex's house, got him out
the mailbox, he had COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
He ain't no need of telling that. So I want
him at the radio. Was a good thing. I think
it was a coincidence. Was a good ass move too.
So now we got in the car, he asked me
where the tickets really came from? And what did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
You did what you were supposed to do. You held
the lie. It was a coincidence. I want him on
the radio station. I can't let him know the truth.
Then you said, is it bound to come out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Well, we don't know that. We don't know that is
bound to come out. For it to come out, he
would have to tell his friends, who already knew that
he had given you the tickets, because the friends asked you,
how was he doing knowing you went over there to
get the tickets. Now, unless you run up into them again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
It ain't no reason to you tell it nothing else
except the same lie you want them at a radio
station or holder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Is it bound to come out? We don't know that.
But when it do come out, we'll deal with it.
Did what do I do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Wait you wait, wait wait, get your ass stella, shut
your damn mind, because right now that lie is working
and you hold the lie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
The lie is still good as long as there's no proof.
And right now you don't have proof. And sureley you
saying she gonna need more lies.

Speaker 11 (01:06:53):
She don't need more lies, if somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Listen to me, she just need the same lie. I
took us out of radio station. He was up there.
You know they hating on us.

Speaker 11 (01:07:05):
They ain't never liked you see those in the other lives.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
No, no, no, no no, they don't like him.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
And that's it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
You can comment on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook.
Hold the Lie and Steve Harvey FM. Also check out
the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeart Radio app.
Coming up next to its Junior and Sports Talk.

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 11 (01:07:33):
All right, it is time now for Junior and Sports
Talk Junior what you got.

Speaker 13 (01:07:38):
All right, Charlie, Well we got football back. We got
football back. It is preseason. How you feel about the Browns?
I don know how I feel about the Texans. I
believe we going to the super Bowl this year.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
We look really good. I think the Texans going to
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
C J.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Strail could probably be winning the MVP. He looked great. Already,
We're ready, We're good. We know who ain't going?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah, I think the Browns is going to the Super Bowl.
I think de Shaun Washingon gonna win MVP. The hell
what you think?

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Well, I think in preseason everybody can thank me right preseason,
I think the Browns is going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Okay, well I know that the Cowboys not going to
Super Bowl. That's we can get that live. We're gonna
stop that line, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Think Cowboy fans. Cowboy fans think the Cowboys are going
to the Super every year.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
This we can start.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Everybody in Philly is convinced that Philly going. Everybody involved
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Thank the Ravens is going. Everybody in Kansas City think
they going.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Oh yeah, people named Jacksonville Jaguise, they think they're going
about to give a damn what you think.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I can't feel this way about my team. I just
saw it's playing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
We looked great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
We got this the preseason.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Did you see game?

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
No, I ain't see y'all in super Bowl last year either,
but you see him in that this year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I really do believe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Do you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
I see what you're saying, but I can see I
feel like this is this is the year for us.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
It has to be this way.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
We have a better team, better defense. I mean, we
look great. That's all I can tell you. Now, if
you don't like the fact that we're going to Super Bowl,
just say that we don't. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
You're free to feel whatever you want to feel. I'm
just the preseason. It's the hopeful part of the year
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Yes, and that's my point.

Speaker 13 (01:09:33):
I'm so hopeful because I saw what's play. We ain't
never looked this good in preseason. Okay, So once I
see that, I am all in this season.

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
I'm all in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I'm going to get jerseys, hats, everything today. I'm getting
all that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
You're gonna damn sure get a half that ain't got
nothing to do with y'all going to the damn super Bowl.
You know what, You're trying to keep that hot ass
sun off the ball and his head of yours. You're
getting a hat so you can slow down that hairline
of yours their head and back. God, your hairline looked

(01:10:10):
like sunset. Wait a minute, you know how the sun
be way back there on the horizon when you look
out over the water. Your hair look like your hairline
looks like sunset.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I just get a half of my team.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I'm getting one. That's all okay, all right, you can
do that. Look like your hairline. Going to the super
Bowl too, coming up and already packed in traveling, Steven.

Speaker 11 (01:10:38):
Grandmother needs your advice. She caught her grandson on the
couch with a girl. She needs to know how to
discipline him. We'll get into it right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Well, Steve, this one is from Mildred Mildred in Lexington. Okay,
Mildred says, my grandson when is eighteen years old and
he has a key to my house. I came home
Friday afternoon and he had a girl on my living
room couch and they were half naked.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
I called his.

Speaker 11 (01:11:09):
Mama and told her what he did. And she was
very upset. My grandson had the audacity to tell me
that he's grown and I was wrong to call his
mama on him. I'm so upset with him right now
that I want to take his key to my house back.
How should I handle him disrespecting me and my house?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Number one, take your key back from his house because
he disrespects.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
The house roofs. That's number one. He grown.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
You shouldn't have called his MoMA. Well, if you grown,
get your grown ass a hotel room. You bought a
key and came over to your grandmother's house. And then
that sense of entitlement that I'm grown. See, you know
what killed me by young people. They do stupid stuff
and then want to label it I'm grown. Well, just
because you've grown don't mean you free to do what

(01:11:58):
you want to do. I'm grown, but I can't drive
ninety and seventy mile POWs on without getting a ticket. Right,
I'm grown, But if I don't come to work, the
ass ain't gonna pay me. Hey, I'm grown, but I can't.
I can't take no girl over to my house and

(01:12:18):
be on no couch with him and somebody walk in
half nicked and then my statement is I'm grown. Well
I'm not only grown, but I'm gone to see all right,
I lose a lot. So you know the eighteen year
old boy, that has to be consequences for it. Take
your keyback from him. It'll never happen again. Tell him
he owes you an apology. See, young boys is stupid.

(01:12:41):
They think the best defense is an offense. So now
he done threw it on you. You shouldn't have called
my mama. You shouldn't have been half nicked over my
house without my permission with count right now, boy, miss me,
with all that illogical logic, you use it right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
If you're grown? Where your place at? See? Grown people
have place?

Speaker 11 (01:13:00):
Yeah, yeah, I've grown.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
People have their own key. Children, children stay with other people.

Speaker 11 (01:13:07):
Yes, O, all right, enough said on that one, Steve.
We have time for another one from Brooke and Miami.
Brooke says, I'm a thirty six year old woman with
four children. I might as well say i'm single because
I've been engaged for six years. My boyfriend wants a
big family, and he said we can get married later.

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I told him I will have one more child if
he agrees to set a wedding date he said, at
this point, do we even need the piece of paper?

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
Is he right?

Speaker 11 (01:13:38):
Is it just a piece of paper? Or do I
need to keep pressing him to be his wife?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Wow, listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
You have control of this situation if you quit giving
away your control. No, you're not having another baby. If
he says a wedding date, no, after you're married, you
can have a love date.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
That's what you want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
But all of this, all of these proposals, because you
can have a baby and he can cancel the day. Yeah,
now all of this is just a piece of paper. Well,
it just happens to be a piece of paper that
you want and you have every right to get it.
But let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Why won't he marry you? Is the question? And why
do you keep having these babies with no husband when
that's what you want?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Now, because you have babies without a husband doesn't make
you any less of a person in any way. But
if you want to be a wife and he is
the one that wants another baby, then we can have
another baby.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
If I'm your wife. That's just a symbol.

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
That's your requirement.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Man, excuse, just just have some standards, make it, make
him live up to something. Listen to me. If I'm
this man asked you to have a baby, that's the
biggest request you can make up another human being. Yeah, hell,
that is not a bigger request in this world than
to get another human being, a woman to make another
like I can't get a piece of paper. But you

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want a baby, boy, boy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Yeah, all right, good advite Steve. Of course, coming up
at twenty minutes after, we'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
Steve, I know you work a lot. We all know
that you have a lot of jobs, but have you
ever been this tired and overworked? An exhausted thirty eight
year old woman decided that she desperately needed to slow
down and get more rest, so she moved into a
retirement home community with elderly people. She worked as a
screenwriter in the film and television industry for eleven years,

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and she said the amount of work and hectic schedule
really took a toll on her mental and physical health,
so she moved into a retirement community to recuperate. She
both said her new home offers medical treatments and all
of her meals. She said, it's very quiet there, and
she goes to bed every night around nine o'clock pm.

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Could you see yourself doing that to relax and recharge
like this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I'm gonna tell you right now, living around them old
ass people, that's a whole lot of work right there. People,
you got to help hold the door, push their ass
downstairs for dinner time, going in and help clean them up,
pick them up. They she'd have left her alert necklace off.
She done failed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
You got to go upstairs on flow six and get
her up. Then you're trying to go somewhere they want
to go. Now you got call the medi van in here.
Now you got to help push her ass up on
the ramp.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
You got to make sure that the ramps around. It's
too much damn work, being over the work.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
They shouldn't have been there eating a tappy ocre putting
nine young for tappy okre put. I want to chew stuff.
I still got teeth, I don't yellow and all this sist,
all this damn hospital food and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
I want to hear them, old.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
Lass, we'll have more.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I don't see the advantage of living down a bunch
of old myself.

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather lose your voice when aroused? Or you
can't stop laughing? Junior, you're losing your voice and you
just can't stop laughing?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Which one I'm I'm gonna go with?

Speaker 11 (01:17:37):
Lose my voice?

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I don't want to mess it up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
That's why I don't need to be talking, Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:17:47):
Are we losing that voice? Or we can't stop laughing when?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
That's what happens to me anyway, I lose my voice,
you can't talk, really, I lose that's quiet.

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
All right? Would you rather carve a pumpkin for Halloween?
Or would you rather decorate a Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Decorating a Christmas tree?

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
We do that, okay, stew.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I'd rather carve a punkin my tree? Too big in
that wheelchair. Now I'm back at that old folks home
with that lady. Now I'm in the old folks home
in I don't even now I've really gotten my ass
over there. Now now she trying to push me around,
get me up on the ramp and all this. I
fell off that damn letter trying to decorate that tall
ass tree. I'll cut that punkin. It ain't gonna look

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much like a punkin, but it it would be a
punkin though.

Speaker 11 (01:18:42):
All right? Would you rather Snickers or would you rather Eminem?
Which one a Snicker's bar or Eminem?

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I like Snick's bars, Snickers bars, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Eminem's all day, baby, really all day on vacation, man,
I had Eminem's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Every night.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
I like them playing too, though. Get a peanuts though,
Let the milk in your mouth, Let that little hardy milk.
Then you got that chocolate on that ding that peanut there.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
That's like about them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah, yeah, everything to feel it every night watching movies
at peanut peanut Eminem. Okay, all right, all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Right, shaking them in your hand up, that's right, right.

Speaker 11 (01:19:38):
All right? Would you rather have sex in a rocket
in outer space? Or would you have rather have sex
in a submarine? You know, under water the ocean? Which one, oh,
wearing a rocket going out space?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
But I would try it in the submarine. That'd be different.

Speaker 11 (01:19:52):
I do that and water, yeah, submarine submarine. Yeah, but
it's tightening, well, it's tightening rocket too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
See, well it looked like I won't be having sex
going either way. I promise you I'm not getting on
that damn submarine. That last news by the submarine.

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
It wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
It was not damn sure, ain't going up in out
of space looking back at the Earth.

Speaker 11 (01:20:19):
Aren't there still some astronauts stuck in out of space?
They won't be back till next year now, ye.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
See, they won't even talk about that. I can't get
aroused if I'm of that hat.

Speaker 11 (01:20:31):
Thank you, guys. Coming up next, last break of the day.
We'll close out the show with one and only Steve
Harvey right after.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
The half sex. When you cry.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (01:20:47):
Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:20:48):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Monday, as we kick off the week
and the Democrats kick off their national convention in Chicago.
Oh wow, it's a big week, big week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Yes. So once again, to clear it up with brother
Umar's accusation that me and Ricky Smiley are promoting matter
Vice President Kamala Harris for ten thousand dollars, that's not true.
I am promoting her because she is the best person
to be in charge of this country versus the alternative,

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which is Donald Trump. Secondly, ten thousand dollars is insulting
to me. I don't do nothing for ten thousand, not.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Thirty years ago, i'd have been you mad you had
got ten thousand dollars Steve Hard damn near done anything.
But Tina, it's a different it's a different ballgame now.
So even though I got love for brother umar Man,
please understand that, brother, I love a lot of stuff
you say. Don't agree with everything you say, but we
found out earlier. I don't agree with nothing nobody says

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one hundred percent. I love Martin Luther King and was
a follower. But but what what peaceful protest?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I'm not with that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
I'll protest with you and I carry the sign, but
if you kick me, my sign is now a weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I want you to know that I'm gonna stab you
with the blunt end and that stick with the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Cardboard in it. I'm not I love Marl all that
protesting is the only word that's struck. I'm peaceful protesting
as long as you peace. Once you start throwing the rocks.
If the rock lay next to me, I'm throwing the
rock back. And just so you know how, I'm very

(01:22:42):
serious about I don't do anything everybody say.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
I love Jesus, I am a Christian. Okay, okay, but
turn the other cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
I'm not in agreement with that. I have never been
in agreement with that one. And please don't slap me.
I'm not that good a Christian.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I'm not. I know what Jesus said. I heard, and
I agree with That's probably what you should do. Got it?

Speaker 11 (01:23:21):
Obedience?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Love that neighbor, his lady, stay right next door. I
can't stand. I'm not having trouble, So I just wanted
to clear that up. So brother Lumar, now my clothes remarks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I heard something on the internet the other day and
I want to repeat it. Man, it was so true.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
My resume only tells you where I've been. My resume
only tells you what I've done. My resume is not
who I am today, because my resume doesn't show you
where I'm going. And people understand that about your resume.

(01:24:04):
Don't let your resume have anything to do with where
you're going. You ain't applying for a job my resume.
In my life, people bring it up all the time,
and do you know what, I stop letting people do
that to me. I remember when your family broke up.
I remember you got a divorce. I remember you did this.

(01:24:25):
I remember that time you said that. What about that
time you did this?

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Ask his X.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
You can ask my ex anything you want. That's on
my resume, And some of that ain't even true. Ain't
you ever lied on your resume? Some of the stuff
on my resume, I'm gonna just tell you right now
it ain't really.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
True because everybody talking about my resume is not the architect.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Of the resume. Now, some people got stuff on your resume.
You didn't put that in yourself. So why would you
allow your resume to affect who you are today? No,
I'm done with that. My resume does not define who
I am today. All it does is show you what
I did and what happened to me. That has nothing

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to do with who I am today and where I'm going.
Every mistake I've ever made in my life, God has
forgiven me for He ain't holding me to none of
my past because I have made good with my past. Now,
the fact that you ain't good with my past, that's
on you. It's like when we don't forgive other people's mistakes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
You know, it's people. I will he hit her that time.
I'll never be cool with him.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
If God don forgave that man or that woman and
you see them shining right now, could it be because
God has given them a fresh start?

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Could it be because God ain't holding they resume against them.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
If God held our resume against us, ain't none of
us going to heaven?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
None of us? But you know what, He's prepared a
place for us called heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
And since the Bible also says there's none perfect, no
not one, which states clearly on your resume, then since
He's prepared to heaven, who's gonna be in it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
You know who gonna be in heaven?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
A lot of imperfect people because there's none perfect, no
not one. Stop letting people throw your resume in your
face when your resume does not say who you are
today or where you are going. I've been through it
that you can say what you want to say about
Steve Harvey, and you should let them say what they

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want to say about you. Everything you've done in your past,
Let it stay there. It's in your past. I got
news for you. Them people talking about your resume, they
got resume too now and they resume is full of mess.
But see, because they know you don't know they resume
and they don't wanna bring up their resume. But quit

(01:26:57):
letting people bring up your resume, because your resume is
not who you are today, and it is not where
you are going. And nobody knows where you are going,
but God, Almighty, and God told me he has made
me to prosper me, and that's what I'm gonna let
him do. Now read my resume if you want to.

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You're on your own, because I'm going somewhere. And praise
be to God for that. Those are my closes remarks today.
Hope that helps somebody today. Hey, y'all, have a great
day today. Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear
from you.

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