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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The bus busy.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Steve, Yeah, listening to me to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Show I don't joy Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You gotta turn love you. You got to turn.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
turn the.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Mouth, turn out, turn the word of the jap. Look, come.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think uh huh, I sure will like
co mar thing. Everybody you are listening to the voice.
Come on now, dig me one and only Steve Harvey
Man oh man, got a radio show. The only way
to find your real purpose, your real mission in life,

(02:18):
your real what for the thing that you got to
go get it get after is you got to connect
with God. You have to connect with him because as
your creator, no one knows better what you were made
for than your maker.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I mean not just I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Man, and you just make a lot of common sense,
don't it. I mean really, you know, people kill me
with the lack of belief. I think that science is
very real. I think that science is very applicable. I
think that science helps us learn so many things. But

(03:01):
science ain't everything. Now, you might as well under that
there's some unexplainables that science can't wrap their mind around.
So here they go with something else. And then you
got the nay sayers who use that, the non believers
who use that as the proof that there is no
high calling or how being. And I'm listening to me,

(03:23):
I don't really into explaining all that a way. If
that's how you feel, then gone and get the feeling
how you feeling with it. But let me explain something
to you. I just don't see how God is really
almost unexplainable to me. So really for me to sit
here and try to explain, I'm really not that good
of a guy, you know what I mean, I'm not
that person. So let me try to give you something

(03:44):
real here. Okay, So this we done. Just had that moment.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I had to get that off my chest. I want,
I want.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I want to share something with you about when you
strike out to find your mission, or how about when
you strike out on your mission once you discover what
your purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you

(04:10):
set a goal.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you're ready to strike out on that goal. What
happens when you.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Set an ambition in front of you or put something
in your sights that you want to attain, that you
want to become successful at. What's the mind set that
you have to develop. There are three things you must
first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.

(04:43):
Now the received part, all these parts iss got a
thing to it. You gotta ask. You just got to
ask for it. You know you've heard the scripture before,
you have not because you ask not Why don't you ask?
But then after you ask.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Here's the kick.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to believe that it can happen for you.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Stop looking at the success of other people and not
thinking that that same success can happen for you. Then
I'm not saying that Pacific way specific way. I'm just
saying that a success can happen for you, just like
it can happen for somebody else. Why do you think
it keeps happening to other people over and over because

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they ask and they believe. Now here's the cold part.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Receive it? Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask
for it, I believe in it. Why would I not
want to receive it?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Act like it, Act like it's already there. Behaviors though
you have it in your hands, Smile about it. Realize
that man is just days away, and how many other
days that it is.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
If it's days away, it's just days away.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
a few years. But you got to receive it though.
You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
Now as another part now to this about work, you

(06:25):
don't please. Faith with our works is dead. Don't think
you're gonna just ask for something believing and then go
sit down, start watching TV. Come on, now, let's get real.
Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But now.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Here hear what I want you to know about when
you strike out on that mission, that the journey that
you strike out on to accomplish a goal or to
set out on the mission, the journey, if you could
understand this, or to help you so much, the journey
is a process. It's not an arrival date. It's a process.

(07:06):
All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.
Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act
like it's there. The arrival date is coming. But here
is the beauty of the journey being a process. But

(07:30):
all along the way of your journey you will find success.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
The whole time you're on the journey, The whole time
you're in the.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Reaching your goals.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
The beauty of it is all along the way you're
going to find success.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
On so many levels. And people fail to look at
that part.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
They keep thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet,
I ain't you know. It's like when you take a
little kid on a long car tripping there in the
back seat.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
If you just look out the window, see where we've
done being Look out the window, look at the mountains,
Look at these.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Trees, look at the views we got.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look
at what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
have yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
and see what he's doing for you.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because the journey is a process.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
But man, know that in the process of arriving at
your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission, understand this, that
the journey is a process. But all along the way
you'll find success. There are things that are going to
happen to you along the way, man, that will be
so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there

(09:06):
is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
or your dreams ain't come true yet. Look up, Look up.
You might discover, man, that you're living better. You might

(09:28):
discover that you don't have a million yet, but you'd
have made a quarter of a million. What you tripping
for because you ain't got the million yet? Remember when
you didn't have nothing?

Speaker 8 (09:37):
Be grateful for the two hundred and fifty thousand dollar mark,
the one hundred thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and
twenty two thousand dollar mark. Don't you understand, man, You
may not be where you wanna be, But man, can't
you thank God that you ain't where you was?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
How about that? One?

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
You know it's another day, another opportunity to another chance,
another blessing from God.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
This is a brand new day. Man, oh man, oh man.
I'm grateful for it.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know what. I woke up this morning, I said, bad,
I expect something great to happen in my life today.
I'm open to receive all the grace, the goodness, the mercies,
all the blessings, whatever he got for me. And if
a challenge presents itself to me, I also understand that
that is part of the design to get me ready

(10:33):
for the blessing to come. I'm in good shape either
way it go. You just got to get that mindset, y'all.
You do a whole lot better. Steve Harvey, Marny Show
Sherloon Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
legend that is Nephew Tommy Jr.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, always excited, always.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
Hey, do you get nervous when things going too good?
You get nervous about that when there ain't nothing going
to everything going right, You just like, wait a minute,
ain't know when it's.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Good for me?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
No, I don't. I don't have a moment.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
No, he's going too good here, what he's going too good?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Too good?

Speaker 11 (11:22):
Now?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Man, it's like this kind of way I look at it, JR.
It's I know it's going to rain, and I just
look at rain two different ways. I can either dance
in it or get an umbrella and enjoy it. And
that's my philosophy because you know, man, look when it's

(11:44):
going good, you know, I try to stay level. I
don't get too up, I don't get too down. I
kind of stay I kind of stay level, man, like
you know, when it's going good for me, I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (11:54):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
And when it's going bad for me, I appreciate it.
Our level out. I just try to stay that now.
My human Yeah do I do. I vary from time
to time and deviate off the balance line, y'all. I
do because I'm human being. But I know, but I
know how to catch myself and get back to just
being okay with how it is. I think I think
the main thing with me, mine be honest with you,

(12:19):
is I think I've said this before, but I think
the main thing about me if somebody would have asked me,
what's your greatest attribute, you know what I would tell them.
I know how to suffer. Hm, I know how to suffer.
I have mastered the art of suffering. Now I don't.

(12:45):
I don't like it, I don't enjoy it, I don't
want it. But I have I have mastered how to
endure it. And I know I've mastered it because I've
done it every single time up till now, every single
suffering more I've ever had, I've survived all of them, all,

(13:05):
every last one of them. I didn't give up, not
now time I didn't throw in the tie, not now time.
I've endured, I've suffered. I've learned how to suffer well man,
and that's been my strongest attribute. But you've mastered being
rich too. You've done that very well. Not part two,

(13:27):
not part two it's been, but you have not faulted
and being rich at all?

Speaker 7 (13:32):
You have.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Well.

Speaker 12 (13:36):
Coming up at thirty two minutes ought to be some
type of reward. We'll run that brank back with a
nephew right after this.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You're listening.

Speaker 12 (13:45):
Morning show, all right, It is time now to run
that prank back with Look who's back.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's here the nephew. It must be Tuesday, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, come back on Mondays. He ain't got that part
of suffering down yet. What you got this right here?
Is Can you bring me some paper? Can you bring
me some paper? We've all done that.

Speaker 13 (14:11):
We all went into the bathroom then didn't double look
and make sure you were prepared, and you're screaming out
the del Can you bring me some paper?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Got dog? If you could?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah,
this childie, this childie, How can I help you? Hey, listen,
I'm you by singing with I'm sorry, it's Scotty man.
I'm I'm house sitting for Riata, y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
she told me she was going out town. What can

(14:44):
I do for you?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Brother?

Speaker 7 (14:45):
I thought, y'all down the way man, y'all, I'm in
the house. Our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,
we four houses down. Okay. Now she loved me a
number man, love me, y'all know me? And then she
loved miss Dars. No. I tried to call Miss Darks,
but then nobody after the phone. Yeah, she know, I'm
in church around this time. Real said she was gonna
be gone for a minute. So you say you down

(15:06):
there right right right? And she told me if I
got an emergency anything, that I could reach out to
y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay? Are you
are you busy right now?

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Man?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
some dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you
you are you able to help me out with something
right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well?
Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
it's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing

(15:37):
whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie,
would you out to have any paper?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Man?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. What
you're trying to No no, no, no, no, no, no,
no news. But I mean some paper. You have some paper?
What notebook? Paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said,
my name Scotted, Man, I know you don't know me.
I didn't got myself in this situation here down here
the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a

(16:05):
situation I actually and in the bathroom.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Man.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
It ain't no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying
you want me to bring you some toilet paper. I mean,
if you don't mind, I'm sitting in my legs, ain't
got none of my I can't feel my whole little body. Man,
from butt down, I can't feel nothing, my feet, everything
that went to sleep on me. Hold up, babe, this
dude down here riad the house saying he wants me

(16:30):
to bring his paper because he didn't got numb sitting
on the truck. Man, look at it, bruh. I'm in
the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
but you know, I mean tell you ain't about four
hours a doc. Can you just run down here right quickly.
I'm in the back door open, I say. Man, I
understand all that you're saying, but like I said, I'm
in the middle of cooking for my wife. We having
a little special occasion because our kids and stuff gone,

(16:51):
and I can't leave her like that just to come
bring you know, paper. Now, what I can tell you
to do is if Rita got one of them childs
or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody tie like.
That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man,
you calling me to help you, and you acting like
I caused you to not have no Guy, you the

(17:12):
handsey doing the Bachelor. I got all I'm asking for.
Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
Run down here right quick and bring the paper man
and then you get on back to your dinner. Well
what you would sounds like what you need to do. Brother,
you said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the dog that got out, or you had locked yourself
out the house. But I'm not gonna come down there
and bring you no tables because that doesn't sound like emergency.

(17:34):
That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the
bathroom just jump, toot your coat, getting a shot on white.
So I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said,
I'm numb right now. Man, I need some help. It's
on it. So you want me to come down there
and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?
You can't get up out the caller if I want
to help you things this day. That's why I'm trying

(17:54):
to tell you I'm in an emerging see man, Okay,
Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like
the emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
your drawings and white your draws. So the way go
get you some molds. I mean, I'm not sending to
walk four houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.
Your legs number, How you gonna get up and open
the door? The back door is over. All you gotta

(18:16):
do is come in here and reaching him and pass
me roll the paper man. That's all I'm asking you
to do, Mister Charlie, I understand that, But I'm not
gonna come down there and bring you no table. I'm
not going to bring you bring me some paper down here? Man,
your man to say, Man, who the hell you think
you holling at? You need me? I don't need you
or won't you to do something? Man? You see, I'm
sitting in a situation narda left y'all number that y'all

(18:39):
will help me while I'm down there house watching. Man
just cheers, crazy baby. Man, what wrot you? You're gonna
call me asking me to bring you some newspaper. I
told you that I was in the middle of fixing
me and my wife some dinner and you come calling
me talking about some paper. Man. I don't want to
hear no, by no doubt, and I ain't coming down
there to bring you no paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're

(19:04):
gonna bring this paper man. Man, Look like I told
you before I ask him, bring you no paper down there.
We don't wipe no on this street. Old old man,
I can't just you can't just leave me here. And
I'm numb like this boss to come bring no brown man,
no toilet papers because he is responsible when he go
into the restroom. That sound like a personal problem. You
you too wrong for that, just a situation said though

(19:24):
this is an emergency. Man, Man, that don't sound in
no burgency. That sound like a personal problem that you
got going on. I'm on with Jordan's gonna get off
of here. Man, you be off of I don't give
a about you being man, not a fact. As soon
as you get your out of there, you so, man,
you come on down here. I'm coming down there by
the truck. I'm coming down there the way. I am

(19:46):
just like this hell and I'm gonna warp for not
helping me while I'm in a situation. Will bring your tomb.
I got one more thing I need to say to
you that I'm gonna do, is you're listening, bring your tongue.
I got some snake skin shoes that fit right up,
clean up on it. I got one more thing. If
you listening, man, what man like I said? What what
you got to say? Man? This nephew Tommy from the

(20:07):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.
Ain't this dam from the radio station? Is this comming
from the Steve Harby Morning Show? Reader? Got you call
the man? You had me house fill? Come down there,
man and boy, go down and be glad. I'm eating.

(20:31):
I can't believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the last the
Steve Harvey Show, y'all playing prancical jokes sold folks, man.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
And now you have it, miss take it away than
you stride.

Speaker 12 (20:54):
Well, you had a nice long vacation. You're listening hard
morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
In entertainment news, Republican supporters are carrying around fake cups
of Republican VP nominee jd Vance'stheed Plus Tina Knowles says

(21:15):
she just realized what Beyonce's song ego is all about.
And R and B singer Tank says Chris Brown is
in fact better than Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Uh oh.

Speaker 12 (21:25):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the CLO. This is from Charmaine and Paramus Charmaine said.
Paramus Charmaine says, I'm a fifty eight year old married woman,
and I let my husband help my best friend out
whenever she meets him because her husband died two years ago.

(21:45):
My mother came to visit from Nigeria and said that
I'm giving him permission to cheat.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I don't see it that way. Does my mother know
best in this situation?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I mean not really.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
I mean you have intuition too, yo, Mama ain't the
only one got into wishing. Sometimes everybody's intuition ain't intuition.
Some people just mess it, you know. Difference, Yeah, there's
a there's a difference, and I think in this case
I can DIFFERENTI differentiate the too. You have an intuition.

(22:17):
You pretty much know your husband, you know the woman.
I think you're doing an an honorable thing. Now, your
mama over here some of that old backwoods, you know.
So now if he go over there, he's gonna have
some beet root put on him, and he gonna have
a chicken leg hanging around his neck. Now he gonna
be you know, she's gonna get a pair of his

(22:38):
drawls and balling and some live soap, and then your
husband gonna be over there and gonna be going up
to the house in a handicapped ramp.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's how it all start. You know, it's just called foolish.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
All that. I mean.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
You know, once again there's intuition and there's me, and
you're messy. I just gave you what messy sounded like.

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Yes, that was messy, all right, So you don't think so,
you don't think so, No, nothing, You have no indication
of that at all, Okay, usually you don't.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
I think Mamma just trying to stay over here from Nigeria,
that's all, and to help you through it.

Speaker 12 (23:31):
Moving on to MICHAELA in Nashville, Michayla says, I met
a guy in the red light and we pulled into
the parking lot to chat. We were standing by my
car when his wife pulled up and started acting a fool.
She said she better not see me again. Can I
call him to see if his wife meant what she said?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead and go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, go ahead and call him to see if
his wife meant what he said. I promise you she
meant every word. But sometimes people need to see. Yeah,
it's like the kid, don't believe the stove hot till
they stick. They damn hand up.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Call him.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Call And she was right, because what you're doing with
his number, you don't see them. I have to you'll
see the red flag. Also, I got it. So you
took the red flag and just put it in the
trunck of your car, drove off with it, and then
you're gonna then you're gonna write us.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
Yeah, she know where her husband was, so she got
an app together tracking.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Device because he'd have done this before. And before before
she got that, he had already gave her a number.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah for sure, Yeah all right.

Speaker 12 (24:50):
Moving on to Willard in Columbia, Willard writes, I've been
with my girlfriend for twelve years, and I never thought
about cheating on her.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
She told me that she has a.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
Lot of fantasies about being with a younger man. I
would never tell her no mess like that. What's gotten
into her?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
She cheating on me?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I knew they was old. His name Willard will nobody
name they baby willet, no more Willard.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
I knew this from old ass people, that she'd have
had a fantasy about being by a younger man.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I was dreaming last night that I was with a
man that was fifty nine shy.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
He was just as viral. He was, Oh lord, you
standing there with had on clean shouts, he'd all elastic,
was still in the drone. He was standing there stroll.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
That's what she was saying.

Speaker 11 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, he just had a little pot stomach. It hadn't
got all the way out yet.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
They've been together twelve years. He still calls her his girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah, a long time.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
He caps. Wasn't Harley Wrinkle yet. There should be little
stuff you'd be looking forward.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Willie will.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
He had had a double chin, but when he stick
his chin out, he go away. I look at sexy.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I wanted him.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
I was over at his house and on his night staying.
It was only half fool, I said, look up here
with bottles only half fool.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Look up hire. This man ain't on but sich prescriptions.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
He is a catch. Okay, so is she cheating? That's
what he wants to know.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
He thinks, well, and you've told you she han't fantasies
about young men, but you have fantasy about young man.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
That don't mean man, won't you?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Who is she? He's this girlfriend of twelve years.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Everybody got you know, hey, hey, everybody, everybody got fantasy.
Most of them fantasies. Stay right there, a fantastic.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
All right, last one, Steve, This is from Crystal in Richmond.

Speaker 12 (27:27):
Cristel says, one of my best girlfriends has found the
Lord after years of sleeping with a married man. She
testifies to me all the time, and every experience of
her life is tied to a Bible verse.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm a Christian too, but this is overkilled. How do
I tell her?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
New Christians is like that. You know it's filled, you know,
you know it'll settled down after a while. You know,
you ever called somebody house? Remember when they had machine?
Never call somebody house? An s machine pick up and
you got to hear a whole chapter. Yet, blessed hell, good, hope,

(28:12):
I hope you're having a great damn blessed in holly
favor and realizing and knowing that the Lord give it them,
the Lord take it, that almighty sanctified that I live
it in the world. Know if not thine own self
into thine own self be true. And know if that
whether it thou goest there, so he be, and whether
are two or more gathered.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
In His name, so shall he be. Also.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
That is praise and rejoice for knowing that no weapon
formed against me shall prosper Isaiah fifty four seventeen, Isaiah
forty three one and two.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I can walk through the rivers and say, hey, I
just called to say.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Hi, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Have a blessed day in Jesus name.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
All right?

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Oh you ever just talk to somebody and they always
got that holy greeting, Hey, how you doing? Blessed and
highly favorite field its sanctified and holy ghost feel how
are you today?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well? All right, face, I was just going to know
if you want to go have a drink.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Harvey coming up at the top of the arm. We'll
have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
listening hard Morning show.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
According to TMZ, Trump and Vance's MAGA supporters are carrying
around fake specimen jars now with the label JD Vance
Family Kit. Pictures have hit the Internet of people outfitted
in Maga merchandise with pictures of Donald Trump, bald eagles
and American flags on their T shirts and holding in

(29:51):
their hands fake sperm sample cups with JD. Vance's face
stickered on the front. This is the latest dumb stunt
to dig at the Democrats, American couples dealing with fertility issues,
and Democratic VP nominee Governor Tim Walt, who has been
very open about his struggles with infertility. Governor Watson his
wife Gwen went through extensive I v F treatments to

(30:14):
try and have a baby, and they were eventually successful
and now they have two children.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
So here we go with that.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, they got right now, they ain't got nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I can't wait for the debate.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I can't September tenth.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, because you because Donald Trump cannot hold the line.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
He just can't do it.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
And the and them and them and them real them them,
them low level Trump supporters. They's some different kind of yeah, man,
you said the interviews they be having with They'm.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Just a bunch of weirdo. You're walking around with who's
the last president Obama? And he honest in all this mess?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hey exactly that was after Obama.

Speaker 12 (31:11):
They're different, Yeah, Yeah, speaking of trendon this right here
is crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
JD.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Vance.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
His attacks on Vice President Kamala Harris are at a
whole new disgusting level.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Might we say, an all new low, a whole new low.

Speaker 12 (31:30):
While on Fox News, Vance compared the vice president to
Jeffrey Epstein. He said, quote, giving Kamala Harris control over
inflation policy, Shannon is like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over
human trafficking policy.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Excuse me what.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
He's First of all, First of all, you're the vice
president nominee.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, vice president nominee. Anybody listening to you? Next door?

Speaker 12 (31:58):
Shelby Entertainment News. Yeah, we're definitely moving on from that
Beyonce song. Remember her song Ego that was released I
guess about sixteen years ago now, Well, anyway, her mom,
Tina Knowles, is just realizing the double meaning behind that song.
Tina shared a clip of the song from that which

(32:18):
was recently featured on a Can I Vibe with You podcast,
with a caption, Wow, I just realized that she wasn't
talking about that ego.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh my, I'm serious. I really didn't know.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Some people share the lyrics on her page. It's too big,
it's too wide.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
You know, come on, Mama t Andre.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
Yeah, after sixteen years, right, it's okay, it's all right,
all right.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
So here's a question.

Speaker 12 (32:47):
What other song or movie can you think of that
you were shocked to learn the real meaning of the
song or plot?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Hell, Ojay's brand, Brandy? What they sitting by the open fireplace?
And my favorite dungarees on the few balls of a melody?
And it sounded sweet to me, thought, I gave up,
take a look around, but my feet got in the way.
Stumbled to the door. It was right in the floor.

(33:16):
I could see her face, But how could it be?
She ran away from me. My best friend's gone. I'm
so all alone.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I rather me?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
He is you?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Brandy? That was a song by the Damn Dog. We
were all shot boy my life.

Speaker 13 (33:37):
Yeah, you're a fine girl. I thought Brandon was a
super fine girl.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It's hard and left right.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That was about a dog.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yell, that's just.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
That's just like Steve with with the with the book
Eli Blind.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
The third time I watched that movie, I still didn't
know he was blind because talking about the Book of
Eli when he was blind, I said, what movie y'all
talking about?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
But you said, we all did a collective? What stage
we all did it?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Blind?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
One the people he killed?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, that's what made him so cold. Yeah, that's why
it was such a great movie. Yeah, No, that was cold.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
If you could see.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Eli was cold either way.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yes, and you watched it three times. I had no
idea he was blind.

Speaker 12 (34:40):
Arguing that's up and down, thought j whole damn everyone
was Yeah, that was really fun. Okay, so we got
Brandy book of Eli. Well, anything else, Junior, anything come
to mind?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Wop penan want you to see?

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
What take my house in my car for a hit
of you? I said, were talking about drugs here?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Woman?

Speaker 11 (35:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Or one?

Speaker 10 (35:12):
I'm confused at my own group?

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Is well?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well with your group? It could have been either. Yeah,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
See surely cracking up.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
I didn't know.

Speaker 13 (35:29):
I didn't know Mary Jane was by weed. Oh yeah, okay,
yeah I thought that was another fine ass girl.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
I thought that was Yeah, were married, Jane?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, when did you find out?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
It was a long time. It was years years later.
I didn't know. I never I knew. I ain't Mary Jane.
I didn't know what that was about about ten years ago. Yeah,
I'm just saying that.

Speaker 12 (35:59):
For you, coming up in twenty minutes after Tank says
Chris Brown is in fact better than Michael Jackson. We'll
talk about that right after this.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Boy, you're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 12 (36:16):
All right, So I don't know how this came up,
but anyway, R and B singer Tank was a recent
guest on stephen A Smith's show Slash Podcast, and Tank said, quote,
Chris Brown is in fact better than Michael Jackson end quote.
Even stephen A had to say, Tank, do you understand

(36:37):
what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Do you understand it?

Speaker 12 (36:42):
Tank also posted more of his response to his social
media followers with a caption, I know you're going to
talk about MJ's catalog and record sales, but Michael had
a lot of people helping him. Chris Brown's winning in
vocal ability, writing ability, and he orchestrates his own movements
from studio and visual end quote.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
So what do you guys?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Come on, Steve Well, listen, listen to me. Tank is off.
He's off. He's off by a long shot. I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Listen to me, ask Chris Brown. Chris Brown will tell
you himself.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
He's not gonna take that away from Michael Jackson. Just
out of respect. I've heard Chris Brown talk about jack
Chris Brown is amazing.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Is he a better dancer Chris Brown than Michael?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
I mean, Chris Brown exceptional as a dancer. He's just
he's a superstar. He's everything.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I mean, is a bad boy. It ain't you know?
Oh no, he's shere greatness better than Michael Jackson. What amen.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Let me tell you this foolishness that's also on tanks
page because I just ran across it. He was talking
about the greatness of Lebron James, which is undeniable. Oh yeah,
but he was saying he was great because he plays
with current monsters. He named Joannick and Bibe and Steph
Curry and all these players, Devin Booker and all these players,

(38:22):
he said, and Michael just played amongst regular men, and
these monsters today would go back and destroy those players.
I looked at him. I even commented on his page,
and I never comment. I went on tanks page and commented, what, look,
Lebron James greatness is undeniable, That's what I'm talking about.

(38:46):
But you can stop talking about these boys today would
go back and destroy those people in that era. You
talking about magic Johnson. You're talking about Charles Barker, You're
talking about Kareem abdu Jabali, youre talking about Shaquille, You're
talking about Charles Barkley, You're talking about you.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Boy, I can't even stop. Hey, you talking about what
are you saying? And then for you to say that
they will go back and destroy it? Sure, I just won't.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Boy.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
They can't even take a file from back then.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
They didn't go to Isaiah Thomas Man you Scottie Pippitt, Boy, boy.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, all right, this date debate could go on and
on and on.

Speaker 12 (39:28):
All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
did you see Professor Michael Eric Jackson, Czech South Carolina,
Republican Representative Nancy Mace on CNN case Shamistead.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
We'll talk about it right after this. That's bad boy,
right there, you're listening Hard Morning show.

Speaker 12 (39:46):
Well, Professor Michael Eric Dyson, several other political pundits, and
Republican Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina. Uh, we're all
recent panelists on CNN's Night CNN's News Night to discuss
Vice President Kamala Harris's policies. Republican Representative Mace kept mispronouncing
the Vice president's name, and when the panel corrected her

(40:07):
several times, she responded, I will say Kamala's name anyway
that I want to take a listen to Professor Michael
Eric Dyson's response, A.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Wonderful human being.

Speaker 9 (40:17):
But but but when you disrespect Kamala Harris by saying
you will call her whatever you want, I know you
don't intend it to.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Be that way.

Speaker 14 (40:23):
That's the history and legacy of white disregard for the
humanity of black people.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Calling that is complete.

Speaker 10 (40:30):
You don't have to no, no, you are wow.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
You don't have to intend racism to accomplish it.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's a line right there.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
She was talking to the wrong dude.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. He went on to say some other things.
Check it out, Check it out. What's discussing respect of her?
It is her disrespective woman. She doesn't know what a
woman is. And if twenty five years ago I.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Have to go to tell black women who paid the
price of blood to make this country what it is
to tell them they're not real women who Michael Eric Dyson, Boy,
but you know this woman was sitting up here talking
about she don't know who a woman is. You know
they make such ignorant as you know, But I'm so

(41:20):
glad when somebody got time for them.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, I got they need to be checked.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Yes, Oh my goodness, are you calling me a racist?
Are you calling me because that's complete bs? Well your intent,
it don't stop you from being I didn't mean I
said it like that. That's not being racist. Well, I'm
sorry what you thought it was, but it is. Yes,
I call her whatever I want to call you. Well
you would, first of all, would you say that about Hillary?

(41:51):
Would you say that about Millennia?

Speaker 7 (41:54):
No?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
No, they find ways, yeah, to men of minds us
at any opportunity they can. I mean, they're making this
this woman like she's a DEI higher. This woman is
more qualified to be in office than y'all's candidate. What
has qualified him to have been the president in the

(42:17):
first place? Because last time we saw him he was
on a reality show.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, yeahrentice, And.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
When he became president.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Ain't nobody going over what happened when he was president
because it was a fiasco. And they're talking about the
trillion dollar debt. He tripled the debt of the United
States when he became the president, which is his business model.
He runs Trump Trump enterprises off of debt in the ground.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
That is rich people.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Man.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Me.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
The whole thing is other people's money. Never use your
own money.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
That's how you accumulate wealth by using other people's money,
and alone is not considered income.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
You better, you better school for rich boy? Call the
I R. S.

Speaker 12 (43:13):
And And how dare her mispronounce Kamala Harris's name? Just
call her madame vice president? You have to worry about
her first name and how respect on her name? Her
name all of a sudden, it's so hard to pronounce.
But you can pronounce all these foreign dignitary names, all
of their names.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
But she wants to disrespect her. The ultimate disrespect was
she she's not even a woman?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Is statement?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
What does that means?

Speaker 7 (43:44):
You know?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Look, are y'all running for office? Are y'all trying to
be doctors? What y'all want to be?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (43:53):
I'm glad I didn't see that because I definitely would
have grown something at my TV that.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
That was horrible right there.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
But she got checked as she should by Professor Michael
Eric Dyson.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Meanwhile, yes, the.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
Democratic National Convention is going on in Chicago, and President
Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are scheduled to speak
tonight at the DNC from the convention floor.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Looking forward to.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
That President Obama and former friend Yes speaking tonight, schedule, Yes, yes, yes,
it's checking going on.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
All right?

Speaker 12 (44:35):
Coming up next to nephew and today's prank phone call
right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.

Speaker 12 (44:46):
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
I put my money on the other dude.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Put my money on the other dude.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
We'll find out what that's all about in just a.

Speaker 12 (44:57):
Few because right now the nephew is here with today's
frank phone call.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
All right?

Speaker 13 (45:04):
This right here, Shirley is Can your wife help me
with my thesis? Can your wife help me with my thesis?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Your professor?

Speaker 13 (45:15):
No, no, it's not it's not. I just you know,
I need to talk to this man wife and see
if he will approve of this. Can your wife help
me with my thesis? If you don't mind, cat dog,
if you would.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
Yeah, Well who is it?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this downs is a husband.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this me.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Hey, man, listen, my mother is mystery man. She goes
to church with with with your wife's moms with his
mother and uh, I'm actually in middle school, man, And
they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.
Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Yeah, yeah, chip nurse. But you say, you say your
mama go to church with.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
My wife's mama right right now, my mother she goes
to church with with with mother.

Speaker 11 (46:10):
Okay, then all right?

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Uh? When I was calling you off for damn man,
if you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going. I'm
getting ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my
thesis for the end of the year, uh end of
the semester, man for Mad's school. And they told me
your wife, you know that might be able to help
me out. So I was hoping I could talk to
her for a second if you.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
On mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right, hold on, okay,
you want to talk to you mama, So you want
to talk to you?

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Hello? Hello, hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name
is ellis my mother? Did you go to church with
your with your mother? Uh? Huh? And they gave me
your number that you might be able to help me
out with some stuff. I'm in mad school right now.
I'm studying to be a gynecologist, and uh that you
might be able to help me out with some things.
I wanted to reach out to you if it was cool.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
Okay, what's your name?

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Against Ellis?

Speaker 11 (47:02):
And your mom goes to church with my mom's right? Okay, right?

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Okay? What? What? What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing
my thesis and you know, this is the this is
my big end of the year exam. And what I'm
doing is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed
to a report, so everything is gonna be on video.
So what I'm trying to do is actually get a
time where I can hook up with you and maybe
examine you and get all that on video.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
So you say you want to video tape me, I
will be.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
Giving you you know, and I put you, you know,
your legs and the stirrups and all that, and just
video me doing the actual examination on you.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
Do you want a video? You want to video him
giving me a Hell? What you're talking about?

Speaker 7 (47:47):
You want to do? What again? Do? Well? See, I'm
working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing My
thesis is gonna be a video. So I'm gonna actually
video myself giving your wife.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
What you kin when you want a video?

Speaker 7 (48:00):
What you hey? Hey, hey brother, this right here from
my grave. Man. You know this ain't nothing on a
personal tip, man. This is for the grade. You know,
your wife being in the medical field. I know my wife.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Are you talking about? You can't you go money? Okay?
You want to get your care of my wife?

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Do you that?

Speaker 11 (48:16):
We gotta look at it, man, you want you can't?

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Now, no, man, listen, this for my blade. Man, this
ain't but I mean only the profession is going to
walkt for them.

Speaker 11 (48:24):
I'm concerned you may gonna find somebody else you do
my wife this again, man, my name is Ellis.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
Man. I told you know my my mama, miss she
go to church.

Speaker 11 (48:32):
With Come on, I'm yeah, you know we don't know
who man, We ain't ever senior mama. Man, what you're
trying to do? You ain't gonna do no for my wife.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Man, All y'all, okay, with y'all, let me ask you something.
Don't she go in there and get anyway at least
once or twice a year? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Yeah, nobody, hedeo change son, hedo take my wife like that?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
But man, this it brother.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
We ain't gonna find somebody else man that man, that man,
I don't know you. I don't know your mama.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Dog.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
Y'all man, okay, okay, can you put me on speakerphons,
I could talk to both y'all.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Okay. Can I say one more thing about video.

Speaker 11 (49:13):
Taking my wife?

Speaker 7 (49:14):
No?

Speaker 11 (49:15):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
Come up. I just want to say this. Man, this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your homeboy Doug.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Sure baby, tell this is me talking about video taking
my wife. Tell me yeah, what yo?

Speaker 7 (49:35):
You got a boy named Doug. Don't you? No? On?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Read MANU, what do you say?

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Who did that? Doug done?

Speaker 11 (49:44):
Didn't turn it? I'm gonna kick it man.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
That's man.

Speaker 11 (49:50):
You don't come about this og man. You had me
hot dude?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Oh man, y'all all right, man, the hunt was being fair.

Speaker 11 (49:57):
Man.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Hey, man, hey, put what with movie? Y'all at heels? Man?

Speaker 11 (50:01):
Okay, hold all right, let me see see hold on?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Uh go ahead, man, Okay, what I got one thing.
I gotta ask y'all, what is the baddest radio show
in the land? Man?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Say man, Next time my wife goes back up in
there making up, I'm going up in there, man, make
in there.

Speaker 13 (50:30):
Till me back up in here. Everybody good, How y'all
being man? I wanted to ask you, how y'all being?
Everybody been good?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
How is your day off?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
That's what we want to We've been at work and
we worked yesterday. What'd you do yesterday?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Day off?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
How was it? How standing?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Well?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
You kicked it?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
What you doing?

Speaker 7 (50:47):
What you do?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
You down?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
First?

Speaker 13 (50:49):
Our call to be off, if y'all want to just
check the records, are called to be off then.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And most people call in.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
It was Monday. We knew you were going to be on.

Speaker 12 (50:59):
Yeah, most people call in, so we knew your behavior
was gonna it was predictable.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
But you called in the week before, right.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
At you? No, we can.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
You told us next you was working Sunday night and
so you probably won't be able to make it Monday morning.

Speaker 13 (51:22):
Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, well look at that, and I'm
gonna show you something now. Working in Buffalo Labor Day weekend,
that's Saturday night. So okay, well we'll work. So I'm
gonna be but I'm gonna make it Tuesday morning. See
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, well well well we all off. Yeah,
let's see. But see how we all went in there.

(51:43):
See we're all work See how we had it when
we worked together. Boy, when we work together, you see
how it is. Look at god.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
A national federal holiday.

Speaker 13 (51:57):
Yes, yes, yes, doing we all work together. Now, that's
what I want you to do. I wouldn't own that
Memorial Day. I'm on that labor day. On that Labor day.
I want you to see how much you enjoy that.
See how much you enjoy it. Monday off like that,
and then when we get back to work on Tuesday,
let's talk about not coming in here on Mondays.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's just how Hey, dog, we would all love three
day weekends.

Speaker 12 (52:23):
Yes, everybody listening everywhere would love that.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
But we all have to work together and do it together.
Quit going in there. We're going in there? Why did
we go in there? But what what a it's a word.
It's a word. It's a couple of words. Okay. One
of them is called obligation. And here's the biggest word.

(52:51):
But it's called your damn contract. Well, that's what I'm
trying to That's what I'm trying to talk to you.
You see, let's change that.

Speaker 13 (53:02):
If we work together, we can change that obligation to
Tuesday Tuesday start.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
I'll take one on too.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Matter of fact, I tell you how we do it, Tony.
You take mess with my money. Listen to me.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
I ain't gonna mess with your money. I'm gonna mess
with that at all. You take your contract to them
white folks, and let us know how to go.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
How black people started.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
Well, black people say no, now gone in there with
their white fol that when they done left you right there.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Right, Listen to me. Now, I'm in partnership with them.
They my business partners. Oh you wanted them, Well, I'm
not a great relationship. Know you would want of them.
You wanted them, you've been knowing.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
That black job coming up next Strawberry Letter. All right,
the subject is I put my money on the other dude.
We'll get into it right out this black ass o me.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
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It could be yours.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
Subject I put my money on the other dude. Dear
Stephen Shirley. My husband is a lot of fun usually,
but he always goes overboard with his jokes when he's
had too much to drink. We're both thirty eight years
old and we've been married four years. I have a
group of friends that have adopted my husband and they
love him, but they can only take him in small

(54:53):
doses because of his sense of humor. He finds flaws
in people and makes jokes about them. Last week, my
husband insulted my friend Thad, and he got up in
my husband's face.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
My husband was still laughing and Thad was so serious.
I had to pull him the other to the side.

Speaker 12 (55:10):
After Thad's wife said that Thad's veins were popping out
on his forehead, which meant he was ready to fight.
My husband got angry at me, saying I made it
a big deal when I separated them. He said it
was just two fellas joking, and then he started yelling
at me in front of everyone. I told him that
I should have let Thad whip his behind because we're

(55:32):
all tired of his efed up personality. I told him
that he doesn't do well in social situations and that's
why he doesn't have his own friends. I even told
him that I'd put all my money on the other
dude if he got into a fight. Something came over me.
I never meant to embarrass him like that, but I
felt better afterwards. The ride home that night was brutal.

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He had sobered up and he was so hurt by
what I said. He told me that he doesn't know
how we can move past this. After I embarrassed him
like that, our life as we know it has changed forever.
He said that he'll never go around my friends again
since he's so offensive. Me and my big mouth messed
up my marriage. He hasn't talked to me in ten days.

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How can we move past this?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Hmm?

Speaker 12 (56:22):
Well, I mean in the letter, you see that your
husband is immature, He drinks too much.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
You see that.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
He also doesn't take accountability for what he started.

Speaker 12 (56:33):
I mean, he's the one that was in the guy's
face making jokes about everybody. And I say, don't let
him blame you for talking crazy to him when you
said he yelled at you in front of everyone first.
I mean, what you did was react to how he
was handling you at that moment. Now do two things
make a two wrongs make a right?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Of course not. They don't.

Speaker 12 (56:53):
And now he's making it worse by blaming this whole
blow up on you when clearly you both said things
you regret but can't take back. Also, you know, this childish,
silent treatment he's been giving you for the last ten
days has made it even worse and has put your
marriage in real trouble, real jeopardy. Ten days of not
speaking is too long in a marriage. That's too long.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
I don't know what you guys are gonna do, but
you guys are gonna have to talk. I mean, and
you may have to start the convo with I didn't
mean to embarrass you at the party, or you know,
you got to stop drinking something like that, because you
know he's immature and this, this is a mess right
here in your marriage, Steve.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
This ain't a deal breaker, but it's we got trouble.
Here's the problem. She said, her husband is a lot
of fun usually, but he go overboard with them jokes
after he done had too much a drink. They thirty
eight years old. She got a group of friends they adopted.
They your husband. They like him, but they can only

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take him in small doses because of his sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Now the problem is you thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Now he finding flaws in people, and he making jokes
about him in front of the group.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
This is I noticed. Is what's happening. Look at your nose, boy,
you nose so wide?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
You don't be ah, okay, it's laughing like that.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Yeah, now he'd have mess around and said something about Thad.
Now I'm pretty sure that the joke he made about
this dude named Thad was a real touchy subject to Thad.
He didn't think at thirty eight nobody would still be
bringing up the size of his teeth, but he did

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it anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Dad, how come all your teeth look like coin?

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Okay, all right now, But now then Thad got up
in his face and say, hey man, slow that down. Man,
just go on now, you play too much. But he
kept going Thad was serious, He's still laughing. So she
pulled her husband to the side. And then Tha's wife said,
hey man, when the veins pop out in the forehead,

(59:10):
he says he ready to fight. And so you go
to your husband and you tell him that, and you say, hey,
look they talking about that nicky noa just two joke,
two fellas joking. And then he started yelling at you
in front of everybody. You said, I should have let
Thad whoop your ass. Now, let me let me explain

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something to you.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
See, and this is true. But this is why your
husband is the way he is.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Because see, somewhere down the line, your husband missed the
joke all the time, and play all the time and
crack on everybody ain't had his ass whip. The moment
he get his ass whipped, you develop a thing called
a filter. See I have a filter. Terry Hagler, be

(01:00:02):
mairlest one time choke me damn near to death, Terry Hagler.
And I thank God for Terry Hagler because it made
me who I am today. Because now I know the
line and how to pull back. That's your husband's problem.
He ain't never had his ass whooping, So now he
say what he wanted to say, however he want to

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say it. Now, you just said you should have let
thatad whoop his out because he tied, you tied his
fed up personality, and then you told him he'll do
good and social settings. And that's why you ain't got
your own damn friends. All these is facts. Hang all
these is facts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah, hang up. Just missing that ass whooping. That's the
only thing listening him well.

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
In part two of Steve's response, coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letters, subject I
put my money on the other dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
The subject is I put my money on the other dude.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
All right, here's a woman that's thirty eight been married
four years to another thirty eight year old dude. They
have a lot of fun because Ben and you know,
he has a sense of humor that has a tendency
to take it too far once he drinks She has
a group of friends that have adopted him. They like him,
but that they can only take him in small doses.

(01:01:26):
They all at a party one time and he doing
his usual And the problem he has is he finds
flaws in other people and he make a joke about it. Now,
when you get a little older, some of that stuff
you figure ought to be out the way, you know,
you know white, his size of your teeth, you know right,
you know how wide your nose is, You know how

(01:01:49):
much full head you've got, all this hell you figure
all that ought to be out by now you're in
your late thirty You just had to hear that the
whole time he's growing up as a child. Well, her
husband he ain't learned that. So he talks about stuff
now people get tired of him. Say, y'all at this
party one time and he started talking about this dude
named Thad. Now Thad wasn't having it that day because

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Thad didn't feel like hearing that floor that he grew
up with. He had a lot of scar tissue on
him from his past, you know, talking about how wide
his nose is. Fad know his nose wide. But Thad
didn't want to hear about it. At the party that night,
Thad thenet got dressed up, got on his silk della
crim outfit, matching matching men in suit. Silk della crim.

(01:02:36):
That's a hood outfit. Shut, that's when the shirt and
pants match, you go together. You buy him in sets.
Now he got his set on, and now you're in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Here talking about how wide his nose is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
So he got up in his face and told him
he ain't want to hear that, and he kept going.
So then you said, hey, stop, leave him alone. He said,
now it's just two fellas joking around. So he started
yelling at you in front of everybody. Then you told
him I should have let bad whoop your ass. That's

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that's I should have just let it. And then she said,
because we all tied of your fed up personality. I
told him he don't do well in social situations and
that's why he ain't got his own friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Facts, all these facts that you said.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
The only problem is, see, your husband ain't never had
his ass whoop, and this would have slowed all this down.
He would have dealt he would he would have had
a filter by now, like I told you, Terry Hagler
gave me my filter he was back in college.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I took it too far.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Terry Hagler almost choked me, damn near to depth, and
they cooled him off of him. So after I almost
died that night, I learned that it's too far, and
I know now to pull back. Your husband never had that.
Now here's what you told him. You said, Dad should
have whooped your ass. We tired personality. You don't do

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well in social situations, and that's why he don't have
his own friends. I even told him I put all
my money on the other dude if he got in
a fight. God, damn. Okay, now, listen to me. All
of this would have been more effective. See all this,
it bleeds into your skin and blood. This would have

(01:04:22):
been way more effective if you'd have went on and
let Thad whoop his ass. See after a recent ass whooping,
it's the best time to impart knowledge. I remember my
daddy when he'd be whooping me. Why he was whooping me.

(01:04:42):
He would be telling me, I bet you ain't gonna
do this no more. I bet this the last time
you do this. I bet you won't ever do that.
And you know what, he was one hundred percent correct.
I heard him way more clearly because the first time
he told me not to do it. Obviously I didn't
hear it clearly why I did it, but during the
ass whipping while they talking to you that it resonates.

(01:05:06):
So now you told him you put all your money
on the dude if aget of him, and then you
don't know what came over. You said you never meant
to embass him like that, But you felt good afterwards though,
because you finally got it off your check.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
But the ride home was brutal. He sold it up.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
He was so hurt by what I did. He told
me he don't know how we can move past this
after I embassed him like that. And you should not have.
You really should not have technically, because you're a supposed
to be riding DIW you're supposed to get your made
at the house and say hey, look because in front
of everybody, were you united force. Now when I get
you by yourself, hey baby, don't do that no more? Right,

(01:05:41):
come on, now you're tripping so now, but you were.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
You was wrong for that, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
All of it was true.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
He told me he don't know how we can move
past this after I embarrassed him like that. Now he
said he'll never go around my friends again. Well, then
now he friend less. He already he ain't got none
of his own friends right now. He ain't gonna come
around your friends no more. See, he really don't want
to go around your friends no more because he found

(01:06:09):
out how close he was getting his ass. Well, but
now he trying to blame it on you. If he
hadn't have been running his damn mouth, y'all still be
at the party right now. And then me and my
big mouth messed up my marriage. He ain't talk to
me in ten days? How could I move past it?
So I have a solution for you. First of all,
ten days is a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I don't know. No, man ain't talk to his wife
in ten days. I don't know that long time. That's
a long time. It's ten days. One day, it's like,
really magnificent, here's my suitor. I have a suggestion. If
I was you, I tell him I was just joking.

(01:06:53):
I was just playing with you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
You been praying it's a frank And then get one
of your say, yeah, we pranked you on that, we active,
we did that on purpose, and then just let it go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Strawberry letter Thank you, Steven.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
He gonna find nobody else to put.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
Up with this.

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
Like you on Instagram and Facebook and check out the
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You can download it today. Coming up at forty six
minutes after the hour, we got Junior and Sports.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Talk right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It
is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior, what
you got okay?

Speaker 9 (01:07:29):
Before we get to that stralier September seventh, that's coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
It's around the corner.

Speaker 9 (01:07:33):
It is time for the Cureus Whole Fun Running Walk
in Atlanta at the Battery September seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Listen, we gotta second one this year.

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
It's my second one this year, but the first in
Atlanta at the Battery, Home of the Braves. It's gonna beautiful, man,
are you coming.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
No, September seventh. I won't be that junior. I'm not
gonna lie to you, okay, I'll just give you a donation.
I don't want to walk, okay, I walked doing last
How much you need? Man? All this walk and mess
around all the people over there sick, and say how
much you need? Now?

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
It is physic. It was when I go down there
and walk in, I catch it. No, no, okay, just one.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
That's a good way to get the information out there
through here. That's all that is, just trying to help.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It's not out there. I'm not fitting to find out though.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
For the family, we gotta pull out of his class
out there. Man, We're gonna have some fun and health
fare all of that. Let's get to some sports, all right.
Ugs back on Tyson and Jake Paul. Mike Tyson o
bit of fifteenth at a T and T stadium. Mike
Tyson said he is ready.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
He is not playing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
He said he's the only one who can bring this
fight to a T and T in the stadium. It's
gonna sell out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
We already know that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
And is Mike Tyson really gonna meet Jake Paul is
the question. I don't even know that is gonna happen.
Though it is gonna happen. You know, Mike Tyson already crazy,
He's still he's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Still I get in that with Jake Paul for fifty
million though that's how much it is?

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Oh yeah, checking in fifty million.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
I already know I know I can't beat Jake Paul
for fifty I know that fifty million we fit to
find out though.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
For fifty million, yeah, you can try.

Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
Can I'm gonna least trying for fifty million and you
might look different coming out the ring. But I did
give it a shot. That's all I take. But it's
gonna be at at and T Stateium November fifteen. Also
give it a shot. Out to Kaitlyn Clark. She has
set so many records her rookie year. She has a
WNBA record for assists. She has the most assist by
a rookie in the WNBA All Star Game with ten.

(01:09:42):
She was WNBA Rookie of the Month for July. She
also has a WNBA single game record for assists with nineteen,
and she's the first triple double player by a rookie
in WNBA history.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Is a Angel Reese should be the Rookie of the Year.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Angel Reese should win all of that because she is
the first w NBA player period in her first season
to have all the double doubles that she's had.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
So I'm not knock it down nothing you said.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
About Caitlyn, but the Rookie of the Year if it
ain't Angelice it's gonna be a real problem up in here, man,
real real problem.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
It's gonna be ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Say good and she should get it. Oh what game,
y'all watch it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Thank you, Junior.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, a
man on social media, needs your advice. He says, my
cousin is mad because I'm included in her dad's will.
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening hard
morning show, all right. See this is from Derek on
Steve Harvey FM. Derek says, my uncle and I were
really close, and when he passed away earlier this year,

(01:10:51):
his estate was split equally between me and his two children.
My cousin has barely spoken to her dad in the
last decade, so she doesn't know how much I've done
for him over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
But now she's livid that I.

Speaker 12 (01:11:04):
Was included in his will at all, much less that
I got the same amount she did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Her brother knows how close his dad and I were,
and he's totally.

Speaker 12 (01:11:14):
Fine with my being included. She's now threatening to sue me.
I really don't want to have to go to court
over this. How can I get her to understand why
I was included in the will. Should I offer her
some of what I got to avoid a court battle?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
I understand there is no court battle. Wills are absolute.
You have an executor of a will, someone read and
this is what the findings were, and can if I
take you to court over that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Bruh.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Stop letting people threaten you. People always got I'm gonna
go to court. You ain't put no you you get
the same thing as her. There's no argument. It's in
the will.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
We we don't matter what she know. Yeah, the executor
and all this.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
You go to court. All it's gonna do is go
to arbitration. Man, That's all that's gonna happen right here.
I've been through this before. This is gonna go to arbitration.
All you're gonna do is arboritraity gonna read this thing
right here, and they're gonna tell you, hey, man, get
your ass up out of here. We're not finished. Spend
no counting money and all this here, bringing no people
in and get no jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
This is what it said. You know what y'all want
to do, because right now I'm finish. Give it three ways.

Speaker 13 (01:12:24):
When do we need to sit everybody down and let
them know I'm in your will because I don't want
to go through this later on myself. You know what
I'm saying. They wonder why time on live? Why he
gave time and half, you know, because me and you
we all and I don't want I don't have to
deal with this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
What do you call it?

Speaker 13 (01:12:41):
That you got to go through the obortration. I shouldn't
have to go through all that. So I just want
to have a nice sit down meeting with me and
you and the rest of the family, so people know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Let me just say this, You don't you ain't gonta
worry about going through nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Later you're gonna have that paperwork right, and I appreciate
thank you. Ain't you ain't got to worry about going
through nothing. Good You're taking care of you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Look at that love it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah, so you can rest assured now, Tommy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
I like to get this in writing now though, so
I don't have to be It's in writing. It's in
righting what is Yeah, but it's it's in writing, and
ain't in writing. Matter of fact, your name ain't even
gonna come up, that's what this is. So you ain't
got to worry about no arbitration or nothing right here,

(01:13:31):
You ain't. You ain't got to worry about nothing at all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I don't have I.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Don't have half the estate. What are you have you
seen the estate? Yeah, it's like a state.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Looks like a state.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
What he gonna find?

Speaker 13 (01:13:52):
Just the person that just wrote in? What was they
talking about? They uncle right, and they're close. That's what
I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm not his child, but I'm
closer and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
That's what we are. Close. We are, We just ain't
close enough.

Speaker 14 (01:14:13):
Wait a minute, distant low, All right, we have another one.
This is from EJ on Steve Harvey FM. EJ says,
how do you deal with the landlord who thinks they're
your friend? Two months ago, I moved into one side
of a duplex. I tend to be the mind your

(01:14:35):
own business type, but I'm thinking my landlord slash neighbor
is high on social needs but low on friends. Since
I've moved in, he's come over no less than four
nights a week to say what's up, talk about.

Speaker 12 (01:14:46):
What's going on, and sometime even brings food over in
the hopes that I'll fire up my grill and enjoy
a meal with him. The place is nice and the
rent is reasonable, but I'm not sure how much longer
I can deal with this, dude, Morning crew, do you
guys of any suggestion?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Yeah, yeah, you need to start looking for a new place.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
If you have a nice time in there and get
yourself somewhere to live, you're gonna come home. He's gonna
be sitting up on the couch with a bag of
chip watching TV.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
One day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
You know, he got the key new place.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:15:31):
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(01:16:52):
so they're shifting poll places. Get online right now so
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Speaker 12 (01:17:01):
Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
We got to do this, get it done all right.
Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
play around of would you rather right after this you're
listening hard Morning show time Now for a round of
would you rather? Would you rather be President of the
United States?

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
Be four?

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Would you rather be a billionaire? For only forty eight hours?

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
B yeah, of course be there.

Speaker 13 (01:17:32):
Yeah, that's going to be the coldest two days ever
recorded in history?

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Right now, that's why do you say that cold is
two days?

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Right now, I'm gonna tell you right now, after that
forty eight hours, I ain't gonna have to be a bean.
I got something for all that in that whole billion. Yeah,
I can spend a billion in two days.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
In two days, you can spend.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Absolutely wow, All right, would you rather?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
I'm gonna make two investments that's gonna take up seven
hundred million of that. Oh, I'm gonna take too. I
know two places to put that chunk of money. I'll
never have to work again in life. But then three
hundred thousand, three hundred million, it's been that in two days.
I got I know exactly where I'm going. Oh, oh,

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don't worry, but it's just gone. I'm gonna tell you
right now, I'm gonna give each twenty y'all a million
because y'all ain't gonna see me no more twenty y'all
a million I'm bouncing, and then and then right after that,
just you know I'm gonna be so oh lord out,
I'm gonna be stretched out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Why his like that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
But wait, are you gonna be as ignorant as Tommy
said he was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
No weather because I'm gonna actually keep my family?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
This food?

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
What could I ask you?

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
What for?

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
What is he keep?

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
What are you keeping them for for?

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
All right, we're moving on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Hold you back?

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
Would you rather have a good meal never again? Would
you rather never have a good meal ever again? Or
never have good sex again? So we're going with food
or sex never again?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Got I never have good sex again?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah? Really we had?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
It's all dead. Yeah, any sexiest fine? But those meals though,
but I never have another good meal? No love.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
You gotta eat, you gotta eat, all right, I've actually.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
I think we've all done this before. We all old enough.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Everybody went back and had bad sex again. Hold and over,
you know with the turn around? Yeah, back and what
we do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Keeping it optimistic.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
We're just gonna keep trying, all right.

Speaker 12 (01:20:22):
That's today's version of would you rather coming? Up next
to our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
With the one and only Steve Harvey right after.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
That, a billion dollars. He walking up here holding his
family hand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
You're listening Morning Show. All right, guys. Here we are
our last break of the day on this Tuesday. It's
been a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Hey, listen, we want to make a slight correction here.
This is the official way to find out and to
check if you are registered to vote properly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Go to USA dot gov USA dot gov and you can.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Check if you are registered to vote properly and what
you need to do to get ready to be registered
to vote properly. Listen, you all, they have closed polling places.
They have changed the way your credentials and ID have
to match up. So go to USA dot gov to
find out how to check your registered voting credentials to

(01:21:30):
make sure you are in line to vote. You have
time to fix anything, Okay, thank you very much. That's it,
because this election is important. This is an important election, man.
You know, I've been listening to what everybody's been saying
and all this here and shout out to brother Umar,
who I've never met before, who yesterday I found out

(01:21:54):
said that he thought he's to claimed me and Ricky
Smile had been paid ten thousand dollars to promote the
Kamala has camp. That's not true, brother, that's not true.
But I do have love for brother Umar and because
he said a lot of stuff I do agree with.
I don't agree with everything he said, but he says
a lot of stuff. So shout out to brother Umar.
Much love and respect to you, brother. And but no,

(01:22:16):
they didn't pay me ten thousand dollars to promote Kamala
has I promoting Madame Vice President Kamala has because to me,
she is the better candidate of the two.

Speaker 11 (01:22:28):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
You know, look, man, we can check anybody. Nobody's perfect.
Everybody's made mistakes in this. But she's not a felon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
She ain't. She ain't. She ain't paid no.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Pornos stars off to keep her business out the streets.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
She she's a reputable person. She is qualified for this office.
She's not a DEI higher. This woman actually has law degrees.
This woman actually is educated. This woman has actually held
public office prior to this. And if I'm listening to

(01:23:08):
her plan, it's a better plan than his because you
know what, I haven't heard a plan from him. What
is his plan to make America great again? You know
the smartest campaign I've heard from the Democrats. We're not
going back. We are not going back. No man, your

(01:23:29):
whole idea for making America great again? Do you know
what your Supreme Court justice did that you gained control
of when you were in office, Donald Trump, you have
now taken rights away from women, basic rights. I don't
know how y'all keep overlooking at how important that is

(01:23:50):
that a woman should have the right to do what
she want to do with her body.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
This is a woman. Women are the only ones.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Who can produce a life. I don't care what men do.
Nothing tops Okay, how much money you make, what position
you hold. Becoming a mother is the ultimate sacrifice of
your own body to grow another human being and produce it.
Are you kidding me? And now you're telling me according
to Vance and the Republican Party, then it doesn't matter

(01:24:18):
if it's if it's incest or rape or anything, you
don't have the right to make a decision for your life.
How about how about how about the two of you
got together on one night standing was just and and
something happened and you don't even really know the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
It just something happened. Things happen like this is real life.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
You gotta now you're trying to force this woman and
this man to come up and RecA Look, man, listen,
if you don't agree with abortion, that's fine. I support that.
If you want to have an abortion, I'm I'm supporting
whatever the woman wants to do. But it's the woman's choice.

(01:25:04):
They've taken that away. Man, y'all got to listen. Do
you understand that the Republican Party with this project twenty
twenty five?

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Do you know what's in that?

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
It's so much messing that man and Donald Trump act
trying to act like he don't know about that, but
it's a picture him and the founder of that program
on the plane together talking. Do you know that if
they have their weight, they're going to erase all DEI programs.
They've already began that. No more diversity, equality inclusion, no

(01:25:35):
more of that. They've already gotten rid of affirmative action.
They're gonna take black history out of schools because they
know if you knew what was done to you, you
would fight harder for it. But no, they want to
act like that we've just been over here just lolly gagging.
We was over here in slavery. We built this country.

(01:25:55):
We are the cornerstone of the why of why this
is one of the most ecomically sought after places in
the world. Because if you had free labor for hundreds
of years. Hey, man, do you know how much money
I'd have if I ain't had to pay nobody?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Excuse me?

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
Do you know how much money y'all would have if
you didn't have to pay the government. Let's just say
you and your check, you didn't have to send it
in to Uncle Sam, because you know we're working for
Uncle Sam. But just suppose you didn't have to pay him.
Do you know how much money you'd have? Not much
money I'd have if I didn't have to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
No employees, if everybody worked for me, just work for
me free.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
This country is what it is because of it was
built on the backs of black people. This country is
what it is today because it's built on the backs
of brown people. Man, y'all not listening.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
A huge sector of this prop country was built on
the backs of Asians. I'm telling you, man, make America again.
Why are they trying to get this back to We're
not going back. We're going to the polls. We're going
to the polls. And I said all this without ten
thousand dollars. Thank you very much. Have a great day,

(01:27:13):
get to the polls. To check your voter registration, go
to USA dot gov today make sure you qualified to vote.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Have a great day.

Speaker 11 (01:27:20):
Yet.

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