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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, don't given the.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Black bus busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to me.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know you love you gotta turn you.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the mouse to turn you probably got to
turn the mouth, turn out the word.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Of the money.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Jo.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want to share

(02:20):
with you. Stop complaining. So I had to legend. You
see how I let that one sit for a second.
Stop complaining? Do you realize without us even thinking about it,

(02:42):
oftentimes we just complain about stuff and it comes up
in such subtle forms. Man, I don't know why they're
still letting that lady work there. Man, if they don't
fire this woman, Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
She drive me crazy. She always got something to say.

(03:07):
I bet today, though, the way I'm feeling right now,
I bet she better not say nothing to me today.
M Yeah, yeah, because day it today. It I'm sick
of her running in her mouth. Last time she said
something to me, I should have said something to it.
You know what I'm saying. I'm just giving you a

(03:28):
small example of how it starts to snowball. Once you
start to complain, it just carries over into so many things. Man,
Stop complaining about your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass,
Stop complaining about your kids can't seem to get it together.
Stop complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.

(03:52):
Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
provided not one solution. The reason I'm telling you to
stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.

(04:17):
He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and
able of curing anything, capable and able of allowing you
to get to adjusting to things, and capable and able

(04:39):
to strengthen you to get through and change anything. But
the key here is God is capable, and God is able.
A lot of times I find myself complaining because I
have not used my greatest asset, and that's my real

(05:00):
relationship with God. You all have one now, you may
not have nurtured it. But you have one because God
created you as his child. He's available to you now.
The fact that you ain't went to him. Okay, once again,
who fought as that? Stop complaining until you strengthen your

(05:20):
relationship with God and formulate this relationship. You don't have
enough weapons. You ain't got a big enough shield to
fight this thing called life. He just keeps coming. Man,
And unless you develop a relationship with God, you need
a partner in all of this. Maybe you got another

(05:43):
route you're gonna take. But every successful person I know
personally has a relationship with God. I have some really
really some people that's kind of up there in the
success term in terms of business and money and statute.

(06:06):
I'm just talking about that portion of success. And then
I have a lot of people who are very successful
in their spiritual life, who have become great men of
God and women of God. But look at all of them,
and all of them have substantial amounts of you know,

(06:26):
possessions and things like that. Also, most successful people I
know have that even if you saw them never with
a big lot of house and a lot of money
or stuff like that, they had so much respect, so
much love, so much power was given them from people

(06:49):
that their life was rich in that area, you know,
like Ahma and Luther King or something like that, or
Gandhi or somebody who lived their life in service, or
Nelson Mandela who came out and just man, people put
stuff at their feet because of their service. So all
successful people I know have that, Every last one of
these people that I know, they have relationship with God.

(07:14):
They use the tool that was available to them to
give them the strength, the bullets, the arrows, the slings,
the shield to fight this thing called life and have
the most valuable partner right there by the side. They
heavily father God because he will help you get through
this thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time.
It's not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a

(07:37):
favor and strengthen your relationship with God? Man? Why can
I never get over? Well you have not because you
asked not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well,
you keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
to your friends. You keep trying to do them with
your own thought process. Who are you? I keep telling you? Man?
You going through stuff you ain't got no business going through.

(08:00):
And if it's you going through something over and over
and over and over, and the same problem keep coming
back to bite you again. All that's saying is you
still ain't strengthen your relationship with God. It's your relationship.
He's not gonna make you have one with him. He
is a perfect gentleman. He only comes into your life
when you invite a men. But for those who do

(08:25):
invite men, they have a distinct advantage on their road
to success, a distinct advantage. You can do it without him,
Trust me, you can. How far you get. I can't
promise you nothing, how well you handle it when you
arrived there, I can't promise you nothing, how long you
gonna stay there, I can't promise you nothing. How difficult

(08:48):
it is going to be without him. I can't give
you that. It's going to be far more difficult. But
you can. Something can happen, and you, you know, receive
a measure of success, and you think it is you
and this this move you made, and you can describe
it as I got lucky. I happened to be in
the right place at the right time. I got lucky.

(09:09):
Lucky is usually how other people describe other people's success. Boy,
he was lucky. He was right there. Well, let me
tell you what lucky is. Lucky is when hard work
bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working hard as something,
the opportunity presents itself, that comes a match. That's not luck.
But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive

(09:30):
enough basis, that opportunity could present itself one time. You
got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, listen to me.
Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
And if you're a chronic complainer, it's because you really
really have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll move
it out for you. That I can tell you for

(09:52):
a fact. I know that for a fact he's moved
mine out. All right, let's go.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You're listening.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. Now I have your attention. Please, today's
show is not going to be dedicated. But I just
changed my mind. Today's show Yeah, just like that?

Speaker 8 (10:14):
What girl?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
What are you doing? Different? Type of it ain't the
same over here every day. Today's show is dedicated to
people who like scary movies. Okay, people who like scary movies.
So this show ain't even dedicated to me. They used
to be Sharon.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
Strongtep, Colon Parrell.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Mm hmm, No, that's not how it goes.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Same thing. Good morning, big doggy doll. Dun't dum dum
dum dum dum. Joel's Baby the Ground. I love scary movies.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
My mama took me to see Jactly when I was four,
four damn years old.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
That's why you're so twin ship. That's why you're so twined,
that is, that's why you're so dark, that crazy. Yeah,
I'm doing Jason.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You remember that that soap opera Dark Shadows.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
I came on in the daytime. Scared the hell out
of anybody man that show.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, you know what I was scared of? To the
Twilight on. I like the Twilight.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
I love, love, love, love the Twilight Zone. That was
brilliant to me.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Oh I love the Twilight.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Scared the hell out of me.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Yeah, amdal horror scared.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Just what movie you've ever seen in your life yet?

Speaker 5 (11:56):
To add? I think?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Did it for me? Yours carlor the scariest. I want
to say that Exorcists or either. I was scared of
the birds, birds.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
I forgot about the birds.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah for Hitchcock you.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, No, I ran out of the theater, and my
little sister laughed at me for yeah, you're little white girl.
That white girl Carrie ran me out of that theater.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Problem? Pig blood of y'all talking to somebody was scared
of lightning? Yeah, yeah, right, y'all surprised.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah, I'm going way back, Children of the Corner. Scariest.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Hell to the Exorcist was a movie I went to
see and never went back to see another scary movie
after that.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
About you and your boys were usually sitt at the
theater and we got to the theater.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
He's we're sixteen, boy, but you're driving his daddy car.
We always sit to see the park.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
We had the movie.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We just set to see the park. We just went
to the bathroom. So many times when I scared and
we came back, we was all up under each other.
I mean I was, I was talking out the guild. Boy.
I was up under Gill so so hard he could

(13:22):
cut my ass if he wanted to. I was curled
up in the feet of position under my boy's arms.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Coming up at thirty two after the hour, We're gonna
move along, nephew, run that prank back right after this.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it is time
for the nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
What you got, Nest, Well, it was stupid yesterday and
it's gonna be stupid again today. Okay, this happens to
be Fay Allen drug test. Fay Allen drug test. Here's
a little summer.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay Please. This is
she Hello, this is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,
Now you have been uh on probation for a little
over a year.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Now, all right, faith, yes, sir, you're correct.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,
giving you a call actually bringing you a bit of
bad news. And I hate to do this, but you
you came in a couple, uh a couple of weeks
ago and did a did a drug test?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Am I right?

Speaker 11 (14:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Now?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Pay, I don't I hate to bring bring you some
bad news, but the actual drug test that you took
has come back positive.

Speaker 11 (14:42):
Well you said, that's a lot, that's a lot.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
That's a last Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now,
you came in a couple of weeks ago, you took
a drug test. This drug test has actually come in positive.
Now what I want to say to you is this,
you're going to have to Actually.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
My test wasn't positive.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
You got the wrongers.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Hold on a second.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
I either need you to come in to me or
I don't, and I don't want to save the embarrassment
of having to send a car out to pick you up.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave
you some.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
And was good, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Right now, I got you have a positive drug tail
you have you you come up positive, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now you're gonna if.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
They use your did they use mine?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
We use the one that you brought us now.

Speaker 11 (15:29):
Must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,
I'm soris, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no
bad year and it just wouldn't.

Speaker 12 (15:36):
Me, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't want to have it, right to ga, I don't.

Speaker 12 (15:39):
Even know where you were calling me with this nonsense.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
I got children I'm trying to do right. I don't
know why you were calling me. I wouldn't have gave
you no bad that's.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Not me you fly, you have to come in and
do another three months now.

Speaker 11 (15:53):
Oh, sir, y'all can come pick me up. I can
see you right now. I can in your hand if
you want me to.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ma'am. You are urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,
I don't. I don't know any other way to explain
it to you.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
You've been actually evidently using drugs again.

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Sure, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.
I've been cleaned for a year and some months.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now.

Speaker 11 (16:17):
You got the wrong that's not my How do you
tell you that?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
How do you know it's not yours?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Ma'am?

Speaker 6 (16:25):
He's got your name on the lid. Everything you have
come back positive?

Speaker 11 (16:30):
Whatever didn't you put your name on it? Because that
ain't my head out it came back. My would have
came back good. You can't call me and tell me
I gave you some lid. Can't call me and tell
me that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
It's not a double negative. It's a double positive. You've
actually come back positive. Say he has written here on
the actual cup.

Speaker 11 (16:50):
Maybe you have more than one?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Say no, no.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
We don't have more than one.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Say you're the only say I've actually double checked O myself.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You need to either.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Come in or we got to come out and haul
your behind in here.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Well, I need you to come right now, cause I
got the right. Now, come right now.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Come out.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
Are you trying to tell me that if I come
and pick you up and take your yearn now, your
urine is gonna.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Come up negative? Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (17:13):
I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my
urine is gonna.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
Come up negative.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Ma'am.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
I hate to I don't want to come out haul
you in in front of your family, but you're actually
gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
That's all I can tell you.

Speaker 11 (17:28):
You got confidence, sir, you got the wrong, say all.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
I know you got the wrong.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
It's one of the two.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Might be both.

Speaker 11 (17:35):
You got the wrong, you got the wrong.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Say.

Speaker 11 (17:38):
I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to got kids.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Man, Listen, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
I'm telling you one more time. You either want to
come in or want me to come and get you.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
What's one?

Speaker 11 (17:53):
Let me tell you what I want you to do.
I want you to find out who you have because
that ain't my don't I don't really know, and tell
me nothing about you got some some that that is
not good. I gave you some five times. I got
to you out. Y'all keep picking up people soft, mall
kibles and folks. Y'all had me saying some time miss

(18:16):
my children. Now I'm hot, I mean giving your blood.
Want with me?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
I'm died.

Speaker 11 (18:22):
I ain't give you no bad I'm coming no more,
no like that. And where is my probation officer?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said, you might
be the reason why it came back by. You might
be the reason I need to speak with mister Willings.
That's my probation officers.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Officer.

Speaker 11 (18:43):
Now I have clean at all time. Mister you shouldn't
be calling me.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
I should be calling you because I'm gonna epidenty.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'm gonna have to come down the hall. You're behind
in myself.

Speaker 11 (18:55):
Well, you can bring your soul and when you call
you bring mister with you. Hen'll let you know. I'll
have no positive you can come to my job.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I got you got don't know what. There's one more.
There's one more thing, and.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I need to come all right, now, come on, I got.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
One more thing I need to say to you. Are
you listening to me?

Speaker 12 (19:14):
What is it? Sir?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
This is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
You just got prankant by your sister Alan.

Speaker 11 (19:24):
I know one thing. Y'all play too so much.

Speaker 12 (19:27):
I'll play too much.

Speaker 11 (19:30):
When I was coming to give mister rogers, she gonna
get this no positive hell.

Speaker 14 (19:39):
Out of me?

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know
about it my nose. I need you not to play
with people like that.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay for you?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
All right?

Speaker 11 (19:49):
Hell nervous here.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's your sister. She put me up to it.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Baby, when you ever see him, you see what she
looks like.

Speaker 12 (19:56):
I'm gonna beat the hell out of.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I got one more question for your baby. You got
to tell me this.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, the Steve.

Speaker 11 (20:08):
Farther In Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, you went too father, You play too much. She
even said if Allen.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Said it, she didn't like too much.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Yeah, that's the goal is to play too much. The
goal is to upset you. The goal is to make
you mad, and that is a successful prank. Okay, the
goal is to be stupid, and I think I've accomplished
all of you so well.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Surely that's a lifestyle like that.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
That is exactly why I said that. Steve like coming
up next it is asked the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
He is the c l O.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
It is time to ask the c l O. Joan
and Topeka writes, I'm a grandmother to four beautiful babies,
and I've been keeping them more since my daughter and
her husband are back to normal work schedules. I met
a nice man and he loves our overnight time together.
I Am going to have to tell my daughter that

(21:13):
I'm not available all the time. How do I break
the news to her?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm not available all the time. I met a man
and we spend the nights together sometime, and when we
are out here getting it in, it ain't gonna be
healthy if the kids walk in, because they'll need therapy.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
That's what you tell your daughter, Yeah, Dry, that's it.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, It's gonna put it out there like that. You
know it's gonna take her breath away. When she did, Mama, what, yes,
go she gonna class her pearls. It'll be okay, It'll
be okay. And sometimes you just have to tell the
truth because you've spent your life raising your children, and
your grandchildren should be just jewels on your crown, but

(21:57):
they shouldn't have to be a burden to you too.
And me being a grand father is not a burden
for me at all, because I walked right past the
ad all the time. What Yeah. Little Noah came to
my office the other day, he spending the night. He said, Papaul,
can you tuck me in? I said, yeah, I do
it tomorrow. Tomorrow he's going to sleep that night though. Yeah,

(22:22):
I know, but I was watching something and you couldn't
pause it to tuck the baby.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I eventually did and took him on up there, but
it was we're under protest. I think he kind of
felt it because he got tucky and real damn quick
as I tucked him in there so tight he damned
he couldn't move around. In case you're squad, I didn't
actually tuck him in. He's six, Noah six, Yeah, I

(22:48):
swaddled his ass. That's how. That's how. Yeah, I'll stop
all this moving around. But you want to ask Paul,
party took you in? No damn at all?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
All right?

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Moving on to Evelyn and Maryland. Evelyn says, my boyfriend
and I bought ribs and chicken for a barbecue on Sunday,
and his parents came and bought store bought potato salad.
They brought store bought potato salad. They piled ribs up
on their plates and took food with them. We didn't
have any leftovers, and I got mad and went off
of my boyfriend. He threw twenty dollars at me and laughed.

(23:22):
Did I overreact?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yes? You did? Yeah, you know black people make plates.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Do you have a little You already know that they
ain't brought numb but potato salad.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Though, Man, that's how data parents. You threw the barbecue.
But you threw the barbecue. Wait a minute, ho, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. I know, mister chateau party throwing ass saint
should have been here worried about somebody taking a plate.
You having people with had two face stands at your house,

(23:56):
fon new stations, that cobbler though stations at your house.
You got stations. People can walk around on the tiki hunts,
eating all out in the backyard.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
Photo booth. He got a photo booth.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm gona tell you what my daddy did. Was my
daddy after everybody ate, my daddy moved all the regular
paper plates into the house and set paper saucers out.
Nine make my plate, Yeah yeah, nine inch dinner plates.
It's hard to put all that on. The foe inch

(24:33):
plate had fall sitting next to him and everything. People
mad as hell.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
They want you to take food home, so they.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, you know, they they made plates and took it home.
You threw the barbecue. You can't throw the barbecue and
expect people to leave stuff at your house. Yeah, and
they bought some store bought barbecue potato saling because they
ain't want to make it.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Y'all ate right, lighten up, Evelyn.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I will be honest with you. The potato selling ain't
that damn important. Really got to get these ribs right.
That's the start show. Yeah, that's the star to show,
all right.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
Moving on to Fern in El Paso, Berne says, my
thirtieth birthday is coming up, and my boyfriend is throwing
me a party at a bowling alley. I invited my
ex boyfriend, who happens to date my boyfriend's ex girlfriend.
It's like we did a switch, but it wasn't planned.
My boyfriend says he can't be in the same room

(25:39):
with her. Doesn't mean he still has feelings for her.
Ooh ooh, y right here.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know, y'all young, y'all thirty, that you inviting your
ex boyfriend and hitting X dating his ex girlfriends like
we switched. What y'all need? Y'all needed? They can't come
to the damn part?

Speaker 9 (25:59):
Yeah out.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't even know why you're inviting this mess with
your other friends to be talking about I remember, didn't
they used to see each other, didn't they? Yeah, all
this mess. Now your boyfriend he looking crazy because she
over there. You ought to be looking crazy because he
over there. All y'all slept together? What men? They want the.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
Party to be about you? Anyway, it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Be why are they here? As soon as the fight
break out? The number one question is why are they here?

Speaker 9 (26:35):
Ah been here anyway?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right?

Speaker 9 (26:40):
I invite them? Okay, moving on to Mitch in Monroe.
Mitch in Monroe. I'm in my mid forties, and I
depend on a woman for everything. It's tearing me up
inside that I need her to pitch in on the
bills and the house notes. I'm a street dude by nature,
and I need my pride back and I want my

(27:01):
woman to know I'm in charge. My pastor says, it's
okay for the woman to lead your thought.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well, now listen to me. It's okay for the woman
to lead if it's okay with you to be led.
Other than that, I'm not in full agreement. Now, now
listen to me. If you are in a marriage and
you all have played y'allself to each other, sometimes the
woman is doing what she does to keep the boat afloat,
but most women do that anyway. But now if it's

(27:33):
not okay with you, the question becons, beacons, beckons, whatever
the word is. Beckon, why are you dependent solely on
this woman. You got to get back out here now.
If you have a police record and it's providing to
stop you from getting jobs, you got to get in
here and get your hustle on in terms of what
can you do in terms of being an entrepreneur that
can make you feel whole again. But you're not gonna

(27:55):
feel hole in this role that you're playing. I don't
care what your pass to say, So you got to
do something to change what makes you feel like you're
making a major contribution in the relationship. And I mind
you for feeling this way.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
You all right, Pelo, thank you, you're listening morning show?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
All right?

Speaker 9 (28:16):
Come on, Steve. Ten things you have for us that
your ex should never ever see you do.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Let's go. These are things tell us that you don't
need your X to see happen to you. You're ready
for the bus. She cannot see you on the bus,
better be driving it. She driving by your ass at

(28:45):
the bus. Get load. Here's another thing. She better not
pull up at the restaurant and your ass is the valet.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
What.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Here's another one. She cannot be driving down the freeway
and look over there and your car is boked down
the house. Another large These are things that your ex
cannot see happen to you. Y'all in line at the Walmart. Yes,

(29:32):
she behind you and you don't know it. In your car.
Don't go through God, God, and you turn around and
it's hurt.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
That's why I left you in the face.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
There's another thing. Your mama can't see happened to you, girl?
I mean your girl, your ex girl? Case see this
happened to you? You done moved back into your mama.
She lit down off some pie to your mama for
Mother's Day. You ask him about the basement with some.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Hot shoes and a wife beater and a.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
White people with track of cigarettes behind your ear, damn Johnny.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And a coat over there ain't no heat. And here's
one that you can't have, happing toe. She find out
no to this happened to you. Your ex sends you
a text that was meant for someone else.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
What the text say? I'm in the shower, the door
is open, followed by I'm sorry that that was that's cold,
that's deliberate. Man in ten instant crying.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
I'm in the shower, the door is open, hollowed by
I'm sorry that was nothing.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Show.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Here's another thing your ex can't find out about you.
You didn't mess around and lost that good ass job.
She walking into you know you? Now you down at
the windy you're replenishing in the salad ball. She ain't
there with the kids, right right, Mama? Ain't that mister Jerome?

(31:27):
That's called that's man. Do you come to church walking it?
It all went bad. But here's my favorite one of
all drum roll cat ladies and gentlemen. This is the

(31:53):
top thing that your ex can never see happen to you.

Speaker 12 (31:58):
Here.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
It is your new girlfriend. Look just like your brother.

Speaker 15 (32:08):
God, oh man, this is my new lady.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
You can't let them see you do that ever, ever, ever, ever,
oh never had a move if you got it going on,
like yeah, you cannot let your ex see your new
girlfriend talk to you crazy outside.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
All that hurt?

Speaker 10 (32:48):
Oh good, somebody ain't got it together.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Let me tell you. If you're not seeing you do washing?

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Call that the car rid to return.

Speaker 14 (33:03):
If they pull up in that car and they look,
I see you out there, Washington can.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Is that what you don't want her to see you
do out there?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Cleaning? Porter Potter is your job?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (33:22):
You don't want her.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I'm glad we broke up.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Now.

Speaker 14 (33:26):
You don't like you cannot be the mascot at the
birthday part.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You cannot walk your ass sitting there, No SpongeBob square
fancy he has her baby birthday part. He cannot be that?
Is he chucking?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Check it job cannot be at the birthday porter and
the mask. They're not gonna go for that. Glad your
ex cannot see you rummaging through a trash pull back there.
You lost all your shame everybody else. She can't see that.

Speaker 10 (34:10):
She cannot see you riding around town on your car
and you got that little donut on them.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Hurt he got.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Your X can't see you. She had to stop. Yeah,
she can't see you pull up next to her. You
don't know as you're on your brother bike. Oh my god,
sweating like hell, trying to make it work. I'll tell
you what she can't see. What I tell you what
she can't see.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
She got them kids and pull up to McDonald's window
and you work in the window.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Please you I recognize.

Speaker 9 (34:55):
All right, get it together, guys.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Morning show time now for a rounded. Would you rather
would you rather live with ten small dogs or would
you rather live with ten toddlers?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Give me the dogs?

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Why them?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah? Them dogs? Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples.
Five of them go at the same time. I ain't
got time.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Of that one big pail. Let me put this food
in there. I can walk away. Yeah, let me do.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
That, Steve, we have not heard from you.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven
keys already. No, I can't chase after the many people,
all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,
put that back?

Speaker 13 (35:48):
What you do?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Sit over there, don't touch that. Put your crying for
stop hitting him? Get over here. No, we ain't got
no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out
your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you
too quick crawling on there, what is you picking up
off the floor? Fall? Lead out, get out the flow lay,
don't climb on that.

Speaker 13 (36:07):
No more exhausted, first.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Off, I'm done and you'll say all that in fifteen minutes.
Yeah a minute?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
No, No, all right, all right, let's go. Would you
rather wear no socks for six months or no underwear
for six months?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'm wearing shoes though, right I'm walking on the.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
No socks.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Seeing my job, in my job, it'd be hard no
socks because man, I've got to stand. But I guess
I'm gonna have to go with the no socks. I
gonna have to I'm gonna have to draw off, but
I'm gonna have to buy that old fashioned ness foot
part of that cake up so I can feel like

(37:10):
I got a sock on in there. But if I
try to do my job in front of all these people,
no draws off. I can tell you right now, it's
gonna be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet
every day. Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll
look like you're always ready, look like you are always futing.

(37:35):
I'm talking about man, he'd be cutting on the well, well,
let's cut on family.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Fuse.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
See what side he on today?

Speaker 14 (37:45):
See what side you.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Cause you know, got them families over there. You never
know what's gonna be that, you know. I know how
to tell my jokes and sty keep working.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
All right, coming up? Jeez, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
For guess he didn't like that answer.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Well, does being scared make you want to get busy?

Speaker 8 (38:18):
You know, get busy?

Speaker 9 (38:20):
You know what that means? A study says yes, if
someone is yelling boo makes you want to hook up
with your boo, You're not alone. Experts say shriek inducing
horror film scenes can make you feel horny. According to
Leah Holmgren, a Manhattan based intimacy and relationship coach, it's

(38:41):
a matter of simple human instinct to want to be
close to another person when you're scared. This phenomenon is
from prehistoric times when we needed to bond, especially in
dangerous situations and increase the chances for survival. So, guys,
Junior Steve, what movie, what horror movie scared you so

(39:06):
much that you wanted to, you know, knock the boots,
get demsy?

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (39:11):
Whatever, Nightmare on Elm Street for me because I had
to stay woke. You go to sleep on your mind,
just keep going boot. Yeah, you watched all of me
one time. I'm sure he watched it from one to ten.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Just to stay up. That would do it for me.
It's kind of weird.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
I know it is. I mean, I see if you
go together to a movie and you guys, you know
you're scared, so you're you're cuddled up in the movie
and everything, but after the movie, it's over, right.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. You
don't do that to me? What matter of fact? I don't.
I don't mean I don't. First of all, I don't
go to scared movie, so I don't know what the
hell they do. Last scary movie I went to was
the exorses and that did not induce the exorcis. I
was about sixteen.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
Now that's when you and your guys set home.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
And I tell you, what do make me want to
get busy? Like if I'm getting cold, if it gets
cold outside, I want to do something. Or if I
got the flu, I want to do something. It's dark outside,
I want to do something.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Every everything other than a scary movie sound.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Soon as I wake up early in the morning, Yes,
good time.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
Yeah right, but can we back up to the flu?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Can we back up to that?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
If I got that energy, I don't need ergery. I
just want to feel better. If I'm doing something, I
forget I got the flu.

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Yeah, and then give it to give it to your wife.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Well, probably got it anyway, you know, in laying around
like we'll do something like if like if I got
a fever, I want to do something, then too, and
I promise you then I can always say this is
gonna be hot. You got to be. I ain't got
to laugh, girl, you better come on this to be hot.
And it is just you know, you know, just like that,

(41:15):
you know, so you gotta know, you gotta know what
it is that turn you on, you know, like if
I make a left turn and I should have made
the right turn, I want to do.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
So, don't take much. It's scary, yeah, if you want
to all right?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You know, yeah, you know how you.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
Give us insight into men's thinking.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, you know, like if you like if I'm standing
there talking to you, and you know how you just
blow sometimes because you from a salad, but you blow
your hair a little bit up and now yeah, you
better get that. That'll get you done too. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:02):
Yeah, they don't really take much of what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Like if you're outside and you playing sports or something
like volleyball and a mosquito bite you on your ass
and you slap the mosquito. That's that'll probably Yeah, more
wanting to do. I know you, I know you were
smacking that for me. I know that more mosquito. I'm

(42:27):
just telling you how me and are I don't take much. Don't.
If I have a signals that crisis and y'all call.

Speaker 14 (42:33):
Me, I'll probably go want through something.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, because he's sick. Somebody need to care about me.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
Coming up, more music, more fun, ignorant.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I know see how you doing today, sweetie. That's it,
that's sweetie, that's what.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
Want to see Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter. The
subject is she gives a great performance. We'll get to that.
We'll find out what that's all about in just a
little bit. But right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
What you got for us?

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Nest, Well, let me ask y'all something you before we
dropped this. You know, there's always a recall on certain things.
We've heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances
being called yeah, toys being unsafe, even food being a recall.
And but today it's it's a little something different, folks.

(43:42):
This right here is condom recall. Oh anybody with me?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Know? Moha?

Speaker 6 (43:48):
I mean y'all with me with the calls and the
toys and the classes. Y'all was right there with me.
But as soon as I give y'all the title, now
no one is with me. But see, this is why
pranking ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll,
which if you would were going on in there with
a condom recall.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.

Speaker 12 (44:13):
Oh, yes, yes, he's not here right now.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Well, this is uh, this is Barry. I work here.
I'm the manager here at once. Is he going to
be Is he gonna be home? Come soon where he
can maybe give me a call? I can chat with him.

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Yeah, sure, I mean he can exactly like an hour.
So what's going on?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made
on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on
is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's
actually a kindom recall. This was a credit card transaction,
So we're trying our best to reach out and get
as many people as we can and let them know

(44:52):
that those those condoms are defected. So there's a recall
on the Magnum condoms that we've had here here. What
we're trying to do is call everybody that has purchased
somewhere than the last week. And you know, he purchased
him on Friday, So what we want to do is
reach out to him and let him know what to
bring those Wait wait.

Speaker 12 (45:12):
Wait, I'm sorry, So you're saying that Marcus purchased his
condoms on Friday?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Uh, the date I have here on this transaction, man
says Friday, he'll last week.

Speaker 12 (45:23):
Yes, ma'am, we don't even use them. Well for the facts,
you to call me talking about that? My husband is
kind of rapt Friday when we don't even use them
at all. I'm so upset right now, Okay, you know what.
Hold on, I'm going to call him right now if we.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Have to get the.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Hang on, hang on a second. Would you rather give
me his selle and I give him a call and
let him know what's going on? Could you just give
me his number?

Speaker 12 (45:47):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling him myself right now.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Hold on, that's up.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I'm about to get in the chair. What's that I
met the Barbie show. I'm to get in the chair
right now.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Nah, I think you need to get up and go
outside because what I'm about to say you don't want
to talk about this?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
And wait what let's wait? Okay, give me a second,
brook one second, five minutes? What what's going on?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
What's up? What's up? Well?

Speaker 12 (46:12):
Wait, I'm e expecting a funny These folks first of all.
So why do I get a phone call from like
the measure talking about you brought some condoms and they
would effective LA's Friday?

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
What? Wait? What?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Baby? What are you talking about? What are you talking?

Speaker 6 (46:29):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 12 (46:30):
You tell me what I'm talking about?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
You tell me what are you talking about? I'd crazy?
I'm trying.

Speaker 12 (46:35):
No, I'm not crazy.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
I'm not crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
This is real?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
What the out?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
And tell me what the what's right now?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Excuse me? Hello?

Speaker 12 (46:44):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Who who is this on my lind?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Who you calling me on the phone? Who is this? Okay?
Why are you doing your markers? Correct?

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I'm Barry? I worked, I'm the general manager at and
we were calling there?

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Wait wait, very how you get mined up? Why my
wife's calling me talking to the straight about a condoms
from Berry?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
What's what's happening? To get to the point, b y'all?

Speaker 5 (47:09):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
My name is? My name is Barry Own, the general
manager here? And basically what we have a condom recall
and we have your credit card that you made a transaction. Uh,
this past very very very very What the are you
talking about?

Speaker 12 (47:28):
You're gonna talking about? Really?

Speaker 5 (47:31):
You are quiet? Because you'll be quiet trying to get
because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead cont this.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Okay, So so what it is. We have a transaction
with your credit card that condoms are purchase, and what's
happening is those columns are defective. So we're doing a
recall on all of them. So we're trying to get
those columns back. We don't want to have a very Yes.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
First of all, you made a mistake. You couldn't possibly
have my credit contract. You you really say, well, hold on, Barry,
this is my family. I don't I don't play about
my family.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Then what are you talking about that I'm stating in sir,
this card, this is how we got the number to
your home where your wife is. And we were trying
to actually just read. We weren't trying to create any problems.
We just wanted to let you know that the commons
were the fact.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
That's right, Marcus, the fact.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Baby. First of all, Baby, you're doing a lot on
them on the phone in front of Barry. I don't
even know what it's coming from.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
You're doing a lot. We're doing a lot.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Listen, baby, right now, we discussed it.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
We pad this part in our relationship. I told you
that I was done.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I told you that very apologize.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Listen, well you did you did? You were you and
wal Breens on Friday of last week' shirt? I was
not with these. These were purchased Friday around six o'clock
Friday evening of last marry.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
That's what.

Speaker 12 (48:54):
He wasn't home, I mean that much, just very sapidating
that he was at work doing over time with her.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Right, let's stop what pict very see you got my listen,
you got my wife talking crazy?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I mean you very very Yeah, it's like this is.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Baby. I didn't do this baby discustings of all. We
don't even use discust. We don't even use baby, we
don't even use why my Why would I.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Clear?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
This was a pack of twelve remember by twelve pack
of magnums.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I don't we can It's a lie. Why you want
here believe in this? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I wouldn't hear about Larry. I can't believe you're doing this.
Hold hold Verry, I didn't do I'm here.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
I didn't do this there.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I had to be out of your guy man calling
me with it. You got you gotta be up because
you gotta be out of your line. You're the person
that bought to damn come carry nothing. You're the Wow,
You're the person cheating on you.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
And dude, I didn't do this. I didn't do this.
Tommy the one did it.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
It wasn't me. Wait what Mary, I don't know known
what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Call me the one told Tommy told me to call
you because you the one bought to come. Tommy said
you bought? Who is timmyhew? Tell me from a Steve
Holmy Morning show? Both y'all just got pranked, Nephew to

(50:45):
your sister trench Who got me to prank?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind at
the holidays.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Huh, I ain't color.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Could have helped me, Man, he ain't.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
You ain't tursing me out on this phone?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You know?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
You know?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
You know how about you? All right? Man, Budgy love
b y'all, y'all gotta tell me this. What is the
baddest and I mean the bad radio show when the
lad babe this twenty twenty? Keep it? Tell me what
is this?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
The Steve Harvey Morning right, Steve had show?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
What y'all think come on now, come on you play hey,
recall baby, Hey, it happens. It happens to a lot
of different things. It's just a recall. Don't don't get
caught up with it. It's all right. These people gonna
get gonna get past this, all right. The Saturday October
the nineteenth, twenty twenty four, that's this year. That's the
Sweetest Day comedy jam. That's the wind Trust A Wena,

(51:40):
I'm a owenaweens. That's them w that's them wis kicking
in the wind Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois. All right, that's
Bill Bellamy, that's me, nephew, Tommy Mark Curry in the building,
Tommy Davidson in the building lou Nel, and the one
and only Tony Roberts is in the building. And then
we got nephew tell me in friends October. When you

(52:00):
think that is that? The heymen said a La Fillette, Louisiana,
think us an own sale right now?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 9 (52:07):
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(52:51):
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Speaker 7 (53:13):
That's for you, Jay, and you never know, it could
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It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 9 (53:22):
Subject she gives a great performance. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've
been dating a very attractive woman with the perfect body
and beautiful brown skin. I met her at a gym
and she asked me out, which I loved because she
is not afraid to go after something if she wants it.
We have been dating for a little over a month,

(53:43):
and we finally had sex over the Labor Day holiday.
I wasn't expecting the performance I got. She's very athletic
and it was hard to keep up with her in
the bedroom. I was given all kinds of instructions and
she was very dominant. I try to get into it,
and each time I got so distracted by her demands

(54:04):
I couldn't perform. I was intimidated. Finally, after it was over,
we went onto my patio and had a glass of wine.
She started analyzing the encounter and saying what could have
been better and what we needed to work on. I
felt like I was back in college playing football and

(54:24):
going over the game footage and critiquing it. I found
myself apologizing to her and telling her I do better
next time. A few days later, we had a few
drinks and she started to get me in the mood.
She said she'd do all of the work since I
was tipsy, I thought she was too, but she wasn't.
I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,

(54:47):
and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,
but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying there,
and it's like my spirit left my body from the
things she was doing to me. It was so unbelievable
that I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm
also intrigued. I plan to be on my quote unquote

(55:09):
a game next time, but I have no idea what
she'll do. She's ten years younger than I am, so
I can't continue to be afraid of her. Would I
be a woos if I asked her to take it easy?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Help me? Whoa she got you?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
WHOA?

Speaker 9 (55:28):
Ten years younger? Thirty two?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Well?

Speaker 9 (55:32):
I mean, this might be the first letter of this kind, Steve,
that we've ever gotten from a man that says he's
afraid or intimidated by a woman's sexual prowess. I think
you should just admit it, sir. You've met your match
and beyond in this younger woman, and you can't take it.

(55:54):
I mean, there is a lot going on here though.
But it's like you said, you love a woman who's
not afraid to go after what she want. Well, she
did that, and she's still way too much for you.
She's actually more of a drill sergeant, it sounds like
from your letter and your description, than a sexual partner
right now, and your mind is blown, and so you

(56:14):
can't give her up. I think you should take your
big ego out of it so you can ask her
to take you a little slower.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
It's okay to do that, you know, even if if
she's younger and more skilled. It's okay. It's all right.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
You say you're intrigued, So why don't you just listen
to her suggestions, you know, when you all afterwards and
she tells you what she needs, listen to her, really
listen to her and allow yourself to you know, just
have great mind blowing sex from here on out.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
You shouldn't be scared. Don't be scared.

Speaker 9 (56:45):
Just get on into it. You'll be all right. You'll
be all right, Steve.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, well that ain't hot as go all this here.
Let me straighten you out. Don't what letter you was reading?
That ain't the situation? And then just take judge mind
blowing sick, mind blowing sick. We got some issues in
deal right here. See, Shirley, you couldn't view this letter

(57:10):
because you not a man wrote this letter. You can't
know what he going through. Let me walk you through
what happened, Dear Steven, Shirley. I've been dating a very
attractive woman with the perfect body and beautiful brown skin.
Met her at the gym. She asked me out, which

(57:32):
I love because she's not afraid to go after something
she won't. We've been dating for a little over a
month now. We finally had sex over Labor Day holiday.
I wouldn't expected to perform as I got. She's very athletic.
It was hard to keep up with her in the bedroom.
I was giving all kinds of instructions and she was

(57:54):
very dominant. Now hold on, bro let me take you
back up here. Now you just said I loved it
because she is not afraid to go after something she wants.
Now you down in the letter talking about she was
very dominant. I was given all kinds of instructions. I

(58:17):
tried to get into it each time, but I got
so distracted by her demands I couldn't perform all on
punk out now wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see it's
own now. See now you all up in there. She
little fine thing up at the gym, ten years younger

(58:37):
than you and all this. Hell yeah, Now, after it
was over and you got distracted by the demands, y'all
went out on the patio or had some wine, and
she started analyzing it and counter saying that we could
have done it better, what we needed to work on it,
and all I felt like I was back in college. Oh,

(58:59):
I could see the visual now, so you just you
just had to put your backpack on and get your
composition notebook out. You was in school. Patrick was up
in there, and wow, you out, Well, I know how
to fix all this for you.

Speaker 12 (59:13):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, now you're trying to talk about you felt like
you was back playing football, going over the game footage
and critiquing it. Now, he put that in there to
let us know that he was a former athlete in
college and he played football, so he didn't want us
to think he was just a punk. That's what he
put that in there. Fault. But he getting punk though, And.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
We'll have part two of your response coming up.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
At twenty three minutes after the hour subject, she gives
a great performance. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
recap today's strawberry letters. She gives a great performance.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
She gives a great performance, and what the letter should is.
She outperformed me and I don't know what to do.
That's what the damn subject ought to be. She gives
a great performance, but your ass didn't. That's for damn show.
Are you mad? Yeah? No, I got something for him.
So now she all up in there. He loved the

(01:00:15):
girl because she came up to it, asked him out,
because he like a woman to go for what she want.
Then when they got had sex, found out she was
passing out all kind of instructions and she was very dominant.
You just said, you like a woman that go at
to what she want. Now she in here, she all
that's everywhere. So now she all up in your bedroom

(01:00:38):
with this here. I tried to get into it, but
every time I was so distracted by her demands. I
couldn't perform. I was intimidated. After it was over, we
went out on the patio on him some wine, and
she started telling me, analyzing and kind of saying, what
could have been better, and we needed to work on
and I felt like I was back in college, Like
I had my backpack on it, my little black and

(01:00:59):
white compas, this note booking. She was just giving me
lessons and everything. I wasn't knowing what to do, but
I knew know what I was doing, because you know,
I felt like I was back in college, playing football
and going over the game footage and critiquing it. Boy, boy,
don't try to don't try to blow yourself up now
till hard. Yeah, now you're trying to act like you

(01:01:20):
something now. And it wasn't the way all that football,
playing that back in that bedroom though, all that game
footage where you know how to do all that, but
you'd have ran up in the thundercat that she didn't.
She didn't, wearing your ass out, and then you done
climb up in the sane. You just in bed with
a little mountain lion, just bombcat, just wearing your ass out,
scratching you and passing out instructions. You don't know what

(01:01:43):
to do, and these are instructions that's getting on your nerves.
You know, faster, faster, hold up now, any faster, it's
gonna be over, you know, you gotta slow down with
some of these damn instruction. Now you know harder. I
don't threw my damn back out now, ain't no hard
I ain't got threw my whole damn back out in
here now more. Ain't no more. Damn it this see

(01:02:07):
all these instructions. What she was doing was giving you
instruction for you. Ain't got faster, harder, and more. That's
all the instructions you can get. I been here, boy,
that's what we fin to get into. I been here,
so let me help you out. A few days later,
we had some drinks and she started getting me in
the mood. She said she do all the work. I

(01:02:28):
thought it was. I thought I thought she was too,
but she wasn't ded here. When he finally admitted it,
I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,
and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,
but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying
there like my spirit left my body. She was stuff

(01:02:49):
she was doing to me. It was so damn i'mbelieving.
I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm intrigued.
I planning to be on my A game next time. Boy,
you ain't got no day a game. You ain't got
no a game if you ain't she got your a
game out in these two three times. But next time
I have no idea what she'll do. See here that

(01:03:10):
fear come back in. And she's ten years younger than me.
That ain't no excuse. So I can't continue to be
afraid of her. Would I be a woos if I
asked her to take it on me? Boy? Let me
tell you something. You a wors if you don't follow
them damn instructions. Next y, you a wors because you

(01:03:31):
can't keep up. You a wors because you scared. You
a worst cause she dominating you a worsh cause she
done had a bunch of demands. You can't meet see
you you're not And then and then you sitting up
in here, and then and then what the little party
that we're talking about? She was talking to me so
crazy that now I remember lying there. It was so

(01:03:51):
unbleeved toim. The ain't got next time that your tenure?
Where is the part where he said he was apologizing.

Speaker 9 (01:03:57):
Oh that go up, go up? I found myself apologizing
to her and telling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Her, she said, analyzing their counter saying to get domn better.
I felt like I been playing football going there. I
found myself apologizing her until I do better next time.
He was a wish when you started apologizing. You was
a wish when you said you do better. But see, boy,
with all that said, you done been off molding. You

(01:04:25):
can chew, that's all it is too. But now here
come the big brother advice Uncle Steve, or I been
that though. Oh, I've been right where you at. Oh,
and it's frightening. What do they be doing?

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
They do everything. I've been there before. I don't. I
donet been laying over in the corner sucking my thumb before.
It was just too damn much. I didn't. I didn't
have a woman walking to the bed and I'm sitting up,
pulling the covers up under my chin and shaking while
she comes toward the bed. I got the covers up
under my chin because if she come again, I done

(01:05:00):
been there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
So what you have to do? Here's the way you
do this. Here. You got to wear her down with
faul play. Okay, listen to me. You gotta take some
of that energy, all that fitness. You got to get
it woe down in folk play. You got to you
got to tell them, like, climb up on that shelf
in the closet so I can see it. Better see it,

(01:05:24):
take effort, army, crawl round the bed three times towards me,
then climb up in the bed. You got to zap
some of her energy. Hey baby, Hey babe before we
do this tonight. You know, I like doing the downstairs
on that couch. Go downstairs and bring that couch up here.

(01:05:47):
Is to wear her ass out than that.

Speaker 9 (01:05:51):
She's gonna do. You boy, Tod's Strawberry Letters on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Dog, come on over here with me, mad, go play.

Speaker 9 (01:06:00):
Go check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.
You're listening.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
Morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
All right? Steve J.

Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
Anthony Brown, who you've asked to be ignorant today, is
here with phrases that will break up a friendship.

Speaker 10 (01:06:15):
Basically, these are roommate rules, and when you got on
your own, you might have to get a roommate to
branch out. But there's some rules you should live by
if you get a roommate. First rule, if you don't
put it in the fridge, damn it, don't.

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
Take it out the fridge. How about that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
At work.

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
The same thing, same thing. You and your significant other
should not hag the living room. Take that nashy stuff
to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here. Other
people live here too, all right. Don't go in your
roommate's room for a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Okay, that makes this Why are you here? What you're
doing in here?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Ain't nothing here for you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:03):
If your girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese,
alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with
their ass when they come over.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Okay. If that's what they like, ain't none wrong. Make
sure make sure they got that in a bag when
they come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:07:27):
If your boyfriend for the lady, if your boyfriend man
man likes to play video games, you need a big
screen TV for his ass in your room.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Okay, I like that. This is this is a good
rule right here. We all should abided by this.

Speaker 10 (01:07:43):
Nobody who is a roommate is allowed to date anybody
that's been to prison.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Nobody should. Now, every time you over, you gotta make
sure you hold in your room.

Speaker 10 (01:07:56):
You know you gotta go, you to check all your
stufff because he no, we can't all right, if you
got a Christian roommate and you not a Christian, let
me tell you Christian something. Who whoever sleeps with who
who ever sleeps with A ain't your damn thingness?

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
Okay, okay, the last one last.

Speaker 10 (01:08:21):
If the rent is due on the fulliest the follt,
we agree that they pay the rental. We don't want
the rent on the second third, four, fifth, six seven, eight, ninety, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth,
twenty one and twenty two, twenty three, sixth, twenty seven,

(01:08:47):
twenty eight, twenty nine thirty. We want it on the
full east Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Those roommate rules a route.

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
This segment is called it you Think you Know Stress?
Carla found this article and Carlo, what was the article about?
Talking about our stress versus the kids today and their stress.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah, it was really like a meme and it said
you think you know stress?

Speaker 13 (01:09:18):
When I was a kid, if you missed a TV show,
you just missed it for ever?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yes, like yes, that's real. Wasn't no dv all v
c all wasn't None of that wasn't. No retaker. We're
gonna add at a later date. No all original program.
They couldn't add at a later date because it wasn't
but three damn stations. No way had the TV went

(01:09:46):
off for twelve James Evans when he died. You missed that.
You don't miss the stress. You got to change the channel.
You mean I got to get up and walk on
over there and turn it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
You think you know stress?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
That's it, Steve, Steve who took the knob off this TV?
Where the knob.

Speaker 9 (01:10:12):
Stras gonna hanger in? It is the flyers, flyers, the
players for the antenna. You have a hanger?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah? Who more rabbit is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Stress?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Wait here? Done a long time? Kids know nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
You don't know about stress.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Rail, Stay off the phone. I'm expecting a call. Yes,
it's a one way here. Okay, there's a one way phone.
It can be busy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Hang up so somebody else can use the phone.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
One bathroom in the whole house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
You think you know stress? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
You ain't spal your daddy tell you to bring him
something while he in that bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
That's blast stress. Hey tell me I was taking a
bath and my daddy came in there to use the bathroom.
He's just going out. She sat there right and the
toilet was right next hooded tone. Oh my god, I

(01:11:20):
watched him pull his pants down and sit down, open
up that news paper start and man, I was about
eight years old the first time when I said, I
was just lowered myself down in the suge man and
just let the sugs get up in my nose because
I can't believe it's right here. She saw me in there,

(01:11:41):
splashing around. I had a mask on and everything. I
looked up with my little mask on, and he was
in there. Boy, I got into his own room. I can't.
I can't wait on you. Get out of here, gone
gone play like you're playing. Play you know what you
just done? You know right now, I'm just trying to you.

(01:12:03):
I mean mine, I'm talking about like I wasn't even now,
like I wasn't even hit now. Man, you're gonna read
the whole news boy, this one hell not the play
could lord discussing? Yeah, about fifteen minutes. Then he got

(01:12:30):
up and flushed and walked out. I just got out
the tub and took one tie and wrapped it around
my head and just stood damn man in the bath
pool trying to figure out what the hell had happened
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Gather yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
So these kids don't know stray, What about this one
right here? Go to your room, the room, what do
you mean? The room with nothing? This room that don't
have a TV. There's no video, there's no TV. My

(01:13:08):
games is down in the basement. Go to that room,
the one ain't number any here with this bed you
don't with a cardboard box just turn up as a
night stand. You talking about this room that ain't got
nothing but an overhead light that I only can turn
to switch off when you say cut it off.

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
All right, all right, you don't know strets.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
We know one that got no claws. And all my
stuff is hanging on a hook on the wall. The
whole wardrobe was on a hook on the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:13:41):
We'll be back with more of the Steam Harvey Morning
Show right after visit.

Speaker 8 (01:13:46):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
Okay, So, Carla, you're the ambassador for the twenty fifth
anniversary of Sister Strut in Detroit. We gotta say the
whole show. Congratulations. That's quite an honor. Congratulations, You're gonna
be with You're gonna be with our Mixed ninety two
point three family this Saturday, coming in Detroit. So you
got to tell us about the twenty fifth anniversary.

Speaker 13 (01:14:12):
That's right, Shirley, Okay, Steve, Shirley Junior Monica. I am
so honored, so honored to serve it as this year's ambassador.
Twenty five years our Mixed ninety two point three family.
We have been heightening awareness about breast cancer and we
are strutting this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
It's going to be it's so big in Detroit.

Speaker 13 (01:14:36):
First of all, the walk is really really big, and
so we want everyone to come out. So if you
are in support of someone that's going through breast cancer,
or you're family member of a survivor, or you're just
walking in memory of a loved one, come out. We're
gonna be at Spirit Plaza this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Indeed, Detroit, the.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
Music, games, food trucks, a whole lot.

Speaker 13 (01:15:00):
I want you to get the details at Mix nine
two three fm dot com and they'll have all the details.
And I want you to help strut and help the
sisters fight against breast cancer in Detroit.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
I'll be there, all right, all right, Congratulations Carla, that's
quite an honor. Congratulations today.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Yeah, that's a big that's a big anniversary. And they
chose you. All right, yeah, sorry, thank you, Yeah, all right,
thank you, Carla.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around him.
Would you rather right after.

Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
This you're listening Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Time now for a round him? Would you rather? Would
you rather live with ten small dogs or would you
rather live with ten toddlers?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Give me the dogs?

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples, five of them
go at the same time.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
I ain't got time of it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
One big pail. Let me put this food in there.
I can walk away. Yeah, let me do that.

Speaker 9 (01:16:07):
Steve, we have not heard from you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven
keys already. No, I can't chase after the minute people,
all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,
put that back?

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
What you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Sit over that? Don't touch that, but you're crying for
stop hitting him. Get over here. No, we ain't got
no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out
your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you
want to quit crawling over there? What is you picking
up off the floor for?

Speaker 9 (01:16:38):
Laid out?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Get out the flow, lay down there, don't climb on that.
No more exhausted, first off, jog I'm done. And you'll
say all that in fifteen minutes. Yeah, wait a minute, No, no.

Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
All right, all right, let's go. Would you rather wear
no socks for six months or no underwear for six months?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I'm wearing shoes though. Right I'm walking seeing my job,
in my job, it'd be hard no socks because man,
I've got to stand much. But I guess I'm gonna

(01:17:30):
have to go with the no socks. I'm gonna have
to I'm gonna have draw but I'm gonna have to
buy that old fashioned ass foot pot of that cake
up yellow yellow, So I feel like I got a
sock on in there. But if I try to do
my job in front of all these people with no
draws on, I can tell you right now, it's gonna

(01:17:50):
be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet every day.
Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll look like
you all ready.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
It looks like you are always scuting.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I'm talking about man, he'd been cutting on well, well,
let's cut on family fuse. See what side he owned today?

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
See what side?

Speaker 9 (01:18:20):
No, you didn't, Steve, cause you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Don't got them families over there. You never know what's
gonna be. That's you. I know how to tell my
jokes and steak keep working.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Yeah, all right, coming up, jeez, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Yes he didn't like that answer. Coming up, laughing.

Speaker 9 (01:18:46):
Forty nine minutes, we'll have some closing remarks from the
one and only Steve Harvey right after.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
The hurry up, about to turn the coma.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
All right, guys, here we are our last breakup, the
day you ready to take us out?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Yeah, just thinking of a couple of things. I've been
watching a lot of people who you know, on the
news and stuff like this, who seem that that are

(01:19:26):
in such despair, you know, and I've listened. I was
watching somebody online the other day talking about how hopeless
their life seemed to them. I want to offer people
something to think about. Be very very conscious of the

(01:19:54):
word hopeless, you know, be very very conscious of feeling hopeless,
because it can happen if you're not careful. And I've
had to end my life on several times. Become very

(01:20:17):
acutely aware of this trick that the devil uses. And
if the devil can get you to feel like it's hopeless,
oh man, he's got you. He's got you right where
he wants you. I remember several times, man, when I
was homeless, Man, when I just didn't see this career

(01:20:42):
going the way I wanted it to go. I was
just in some dark places. Man. You know, look, man,
when you don't have a house to go to at
the end of the day, it's it's it's a it's
a it's a it's a debilitating thought repeatedly to go wow,
to not be able to say I'm going home, because

(01:21:03):
you know, I mean, no matter how rough a day
you have, if you have the comfort to say, man,
well skip all this, I'm going home, and you can
turn that key and get into this place that you
stay as, no matter what it looks like or how
small or how big, it's your home. If you can
turn that key and go in there and shut that
door and lock out them troubles for a minute, it

(01:21:25):
gives you a moment to regroup yourself. So not having
the comfort of saying I'm going home was rough on
me at times, and it was times where the devil
would get into my mind and say, Man, it ain't
no way out of this. You just homeless. You not

(01:21:47):
getting these gigs. Ain't nobody calling you all this? You
want to be on TV, you want to be a star, Steve,
this is hopeless. I had to catch myself because hope

(01:22:07):
is a very important thing to cling on to, because
sometimes you only have hope to cling on to, and
you've got to keep hope alive. I remember when Jesse
Jackson used to say it, keep hope alive, keep hope alive.
People don't know how really important that is. To keep
hope alive, not faith, not belief, not being factual that

(01:22:34):
I know this is gonna happen. But if you can
just say the mere words, man, I hope I be okay, Man,
I hope this workout. I hope God hear me. I
hope I get a break. I hope this don't last
too much longer. Just say hope. Just say it. I'm

(01:22:58):
telling you, man, clinging on to that word hope. Hope
is the beginning of faith, because, like I say all
the time, sometimes I used to hope I got a
bike for Christmas. I used to hope I would get
a toy. I used to hope you know that I graduated.
I hope I get a job one day. Well, eventually,

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as I got older, all that hope and I used
to do, eventually I learned how wow, this is really faith.
Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.
But it begins with hope, because when you're young, it's
just hope. I hope Santa Claus bring me this. I

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hope I get a bike. Man, I hope I get
that doll house. I hope I get that oven this year.
I hope. I hope he asked me out. I hope
she say yes. I hope she will be my Valentine.
I used to hope for so many things, man, But
as I got older, understood that hope was just the

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pure essence. There's a scripture, man, I wish I could
think of it right now. Faith is the substance of
things hope for it. That's it, and the evidence of
things not seen. Faith is the substance of things hope for.
That's why you got to keep saying our hope even

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if you ain't strong enough to believe.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Hope.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
It's the substance of faith, because faith is the substance
of things hope for. You can't have faith with our
first hoping, I hope this happened.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.
So what are you hoping it to? What are you
thinks that you cannot see something you hope for? You
got to keep hope alive, y'all. When you feel like
you ain't gonna make it, just keep saying our hope. Lord,
I hope God, I hope Lord, Please, I hope. And
I'm telling you he'll come to you. He'll come to you.

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And faith is the substance of things hope for hope
turns into faith if you just keep saying it. Keep
hope alive, y'all. Always just keep saying you hope. That's
the beginning of things happening and changing in your life.
Those are my closing remarks. And they'll hope that did
something for somebody. Hey, listen, y'all, talk to God. He'd
love to hear from you today. See them all for all.

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