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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them a bu bus things. Yeah listening to
to I don't joy? Yeah, joy?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
You know you gotta turn. I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the most turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the
word of the monypo.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Come come out, you.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Think, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're
listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. Real
grateful for that. You know, it's funny. I remember when
I first started out in radio. A lot of my
peers laughed at me. Some of it was being mean spirited.

(02:21):
Some of it was just you know, mocking me. I'm
used to stuff like that. But I had a special
guest on my show, Joe Oldstein, and you know something, man,
he says something that was I can't remember the scripture.
I don't know exactly how it were like, we were
having a long conversation, but the gist of it was,
don't be upset with where you are now, and don't

(02:43):
be upset with the small things in your life. Be
grateful for the small things and the small position that
you have right now, because you don't know where that's going.
You don't know what that's gonna be one day. You
don't know what that's gonna lead to. And that was
very warming to hear him say that. But it also
reminded me of when I started in radio, how small
it was. It reminded me of when I started in

(03:06):
stand up making twenty five dollars a show. It reminds
me of not having a home at a period in
my life and what God has allowed me to live
in now. So don't be distraught over your position now,
and don't be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you
have now because you don't know what that's gonna grow into.

(03:28):
And that's really the gist of that I got from
what he was saying. I just wanted to share that
with you, that where you are now is so temporary
because now, like I've said before, now is a fleeting moment.
Right after you finished saying now, that moment that you
claimed as now, that's gone. So the where you are
now is a very fleeting process. Now, you can change

(03:51):
where you are now, and you can change how you
feel about where you're at now, and you can change
about where you're going by simply changing your mind. It
is no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that
I've learned about successful people is not so much of
what they do. It's not what they have. The biggest

(04:13):
thing I've learned about successful people is how they think.
That's the thing that's different. It's how they think. And
I'm telling you that you can change the way you
think on any subject and start becoming successful towards that.
Starting now, you have to understand that. Man, the biggest

(04:35):
difference I've noticed between successful people and non successful people
is how they think. I was reading what it's God
said that he was taught all wrong about money. He
said that his father was very negative about money. He
all throughout his life he heard his father say, you know,
people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,

(04:58):
or cheated somebody to get People who have money, money
is the root of all evil. Money is money is
this And people who got money, you know, don't deserve it.
They've done something wrong to get it. Yah to y'all. So,
he said, he grew up the whole time thinking that
having money was something was wrong with that. He discovered
that it wasn't look you can choose to be successful

(05:20):
anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways to be successful.
I want to be a very, very successful father. I
think that's one of the things that's paramount in my
life that I really am working hard right now to
become a successful father. Not a successful father in terms
of money, but a successful father in terms of offering

(05:43):
the amount of love and guidance and leadership and the
example that my children need to look at. And that's
what I'm really really working hard at now. I want
to be successful as a father, but also I want
to be successful as a husband. You know. I want
Marjorie to always notice can count on me, to not
have to wonder about me or look for me. You know.

(06:04):
I want her to feel secure in the fact that
I really have gotten it right, that I really am
focused on being a good husband to her because it
means so much to me, you know. So I'm working
hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard and
trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.

(06:25):
I want to be a share of information to people
that will uplift others and give others the same things
that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
But at the same time, share that information and use
the power of this microphone to uplift people, you know,
not to destroy. My show is not about Ooh, guess
what so and so said? Guess what so and so did.

(06:47):
I don't like mean spirited things about people, you know.
I joke with people who calling this that's another thing.
But I don't like destroying people with the power of
the microphone. So I'm working very hard on being successful
in a lot of areas of my life. So I
do care about being financially successful too. Because my father,
one of the gifts he gave me was very simple gift.

(07:07):
He told me a long time ago. He said, son,
the best thing you can do for poor people is
not be one of them. And that stuck with me.
And this was a hard working man who was a
coal miner who worked construction his entire life. My father
didn't have an easy life man. My father didn't sit
behind a microphone. My father didn't come to work and

(07:29):
people cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father
was just a go get it dude that he instilled
that in me, and I've taken that and applied it
to my craft and I thank God for him for that.
But I do try to be financially successful so that
I can do some things with it to help some
other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things?

Speaker 6 (07:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do I apologize for having nice things? No? And why
should I? I work? You know, I'm not on the
radio asking give me money, you know, so I can
go buy a car. I'm working. So I don't feel
how you want to feel. And other people do feel
that way about it. But if success in terms of
finance is what you're lacking, you can go about the

(08:14):
business of doing that. I'm writing a book, and that
whole book is about teaching people how to become successful.
And man, I'm breaking it down in a way where
everybody can get it, man, because I want the college
student to get it, you know. I want the working
mom to get it, the single mom to get it.
The hard working father has been trying to hold his

(08:34):
family together can get it. The father that ain't ever
got it together and feel that because of that reason,
he can't be the father he needs to be. I'm
writing something, man, to put it into words to let
you know that God is a forgiving God, and that
God is a merciful God, and that God can get
you out of any situation you find yourself in. You

(08:56):
just can't beat yourself up every time you make a
mistakes all the time. Man, I just got to remind
myself to get up. I ask God for forgiveness, I
call on his mercy and his grace, and I get
up and I go again. But it's coming, man. And
if finance success is what you want, you got to
change your mind. You got to start thinking about how

(09:17):
to produce it. The first thing you do is you
got to ask. You got to ask to have a
life and have a life more abundantly. That's a scripture
that He comes to you to give you life and
to give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture that
ain't a joke, that ain't a theory. That's a fact,
and the fact that if you don't have a life

(09:38):
of abundance, you can get that by asking. Then it
starts by believing. And how too, don't even worry about that.
He takes care of that himself. He'll send the stuff
your way. But you got to be willing to put
some effort in this thing now, and you can do it. Okay.
I know I was a little around the place today,
but that's what it was, so you know, let's go
get it.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
People that work at the train station, postal workers, we're
praying for y'all. The special prayer goes out to everybody
that works down at the DMV. Lord Lord, bless they
attitude today. Fix them God that they realize that they
are in the service business and they are to try

(10:25):
to make our day more pleasant at the DMV. We're
asking you to watch over the DMV today. Congratulations to
those of you who's avite. This is Steve Harvey Morning
Show and I'm gonna start this over this morning. Ladies
and gentlemen, Welcome to the ride to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Lord,
listen to me today. It's a great day. I forgot

(10:45):
to tell you something, man, in case I didn't. It's
a wonderful thing to be alive. It's a great day
to show gratitude. It's a great moment. I expect God
to do great things today, you understand. I just know
He's working on my behalf. I ask God to protect
me from all evil. All haters out there have been

(11:07):
put on notice I from now on and not climbing
down off the wall ever again. To address you, I
belong to the most High and I'm gonna stay this way.
I hope that your church.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Say man, start trending.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Struggles soon as they say, so who you think you?
Shirley Strawberry College for real? Mississippi Monica Junior and the
legend of nephew Tommy Junior up.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Of course, I hope the state is.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But you know, Junior, can I say some of you? Man?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Can I say something to you? You know I always
ask you something? You know, Man, whenever you go at
the barber shopping you down and you hear people talking
about me. You know what hurts me, Junior that you
don't seeing me, You don't say you know what? Y'all
don't know that. Y'all don't y'all don't know who he is.

(12:07):
I'm telling you right now, I know better. Y'all need
to shut y'all's mouth. That's what I called at the hot.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
One to say, Jim, don't say nothing, let him talk.
Ain't that you so you do?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
So you do sit there and let him talk.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yeah, because he told me, you ain't saying that.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You ain't say blankety blankety blank.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
You ain't no twenty times, twenty times.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
How you doing that? It ain't talking? How you doing both?

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Now talking about your ass? I shut's quiet?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Correct? You know that? My uncle? That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah, yeah, you kind of offensive this morning. Wait a minute,
he asked about him.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You just what I told you. You don't say nothing,
but I didn't mean it.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Know your uncle, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You mean yeah, that just sounds like the right thing
to say.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah. I was just trying to see what the high.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Road she taking? The high road.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, you know, you know what, you ain't got to
worry about this. Junior ain't got no bening going down
there to that damn ball shop.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, I don't know why. I ain't no need for
him to have here. They had dined.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Man, all right, uh, good morning, we're here.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I didn't say it for that.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm talking about it a little, make it today. I'm
a better Christian.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
If he died there, he just hanging out, that's what
he knew.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back right
after this.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Buying them barbecue, saying wich is when they walking there
barbecues have that.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You're listening hard morning show. It is time now to
run that prank back with the nephew. What you got
for his nest?

Speaker 7 (13:52):
I got?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Let me go back to yesterday. I have exotic delivery.
Exotic delivery. All right, we're gonna all us. We're all
a nice kangaroo. That's what we're going on. We're gonna deliver.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
This night room. Let's go catch help. Hello, Hello, I
am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian and.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Yeah, this is this is he How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
How you doing? My name is? My name is was Shad.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you.
I'm going to be arriving probably in the next uh,
I guess about the next ninety minutes.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?

Speaker 9 (14:29):
No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.

Speaker 10 (14:34):
My wife and you know, kids can probably get it
with us home from school, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
So let me.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Make sure I got the address right? Are you thirty
eight North River drive.

Speaker 11 (14:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
So is anyone there right now? At all?

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you
can't just just leave the package there for Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Well this has to be this has to be signed,
and I have you on here as the handler for
this deliver so I definitely got to get quite a
few signatures from you. I got about five or six
pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Are you is your What time does your wife get there? Sir?

Speaker 9 (15:10):
She'll be that lady. What do you what do you
what do you mean on a handler handling?

Speaker 6 (15:14):
What? What are you?

Speaker 9 (15:15):
What are you delivering?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have
a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
Okay, this got We've got some kind of mistake, right,
We have a dog, that's it. We don't. We don't.
We're not an animal sanctuary here.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't
a kangaroo a feel I mean, you're you're.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
You're you're Adria, correct, that's my name, man, Okay, and
you're thirty eight North River Drive.

Speaker 9 (15:48):
Listen, listen, Yes, that is accurate. But again, I'm not
a handler. I'm not handling things.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Okay, okay, sir, let me let me if there is
some confusion. Your name is here, your ade this is here.
So I don't see where I have a problem. If
everything I'm asking you, you're saying is correct, except now
you're saying you don't want your delivery.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
It's not my delivery man.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is not
I didn't order a kangaroo.

Speaker 9 (16:15):
I didn't order these things.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
It doesn't make sense, man, two peacocks?

Speaker 11 (16:22):
Whose order is this?

Speaker 10 (16:23):
This is not my order?

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Man, you got my name?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Okay, So here's okay. So here's here's what we need
to do. Will your wife be here, be at the
house within the next ninety minutes.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
She she might be. But you know, what are you saying?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them
at your at your place, and you can call the
company that shipped them and you can figure out what
went wrong or whatnot.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
But it is my leave these animals there.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
What is your what's your name, brother? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Brothers? My name is Rasha.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
about to leave no more animals at my secking house. Okay,
you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos,
even though concealed. Okay, we're not having a competancy at
my house.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
When I get to my house with shot, ain't no
animals gonna be there.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Hold on, figure Okay, let's let me get my wife
on the phone.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
He all right, Well hang on, hang on, sir.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't listen, sir. I don't have time for you
to reach out to you. Why for you to try
to figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo,
your peacocks, your seal. I gotta make this drop. I
gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm home.
My wife if she may be ordered the damn kangaroo seal, okay,
because I know I didn't order. All right, we're gonna
figure this out. Okay, she's not gonna hang it, sir.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Listen to me.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Listen to me, sir, you can figure this out when
you get home.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop
the animals. If there's something, sir, If it's not yours,
somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
I'm not gonna have them see my house overnight. But
you think I am. I ain't Mary Poppa's man. I
ain't out here doing nothing with these animals like this.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
You're crazy. Forehan, Please, if there's a contain animal at
my house when I arrived, so help me.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
God, so so so help you God. What you're gonna have?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
The animal is gonna be there when you get there. Man,
you're not finna use. You're slowing up my whole delivery
route today. Okay, I ain't got time for this.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
I ain't got time this, man.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I want, But.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Why you ordered? Why you order a kangaroo if you
don't want it?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Now?

Speaker 10 (18:29):
If I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I don't
want the King because I.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
Didn't order them kangaroo. Be telling me what's oorder? What
I want? Okay, this is the worst customer service in
the world. I don't even a customer of yours. You're
trying to tell me that I got a kangaroo of
peacock and peacocks tool.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You have two peacocks. You have two peacocks, Sir.

Speaker 9 (18:50):
This isn't even make any I'm gonna do with those animals.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Animals, I don't know what you're gonna do with them,
but you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though.
That's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
If you think I'm sorry paperwork.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
An I don't want to whoop your at your house
in front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't, but you're gonna sign my paperwork.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
You would I wish you would try to whoop my
I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
to show up and talks real restless O. Can you
show it up here with a damn caravan of animals
like I'm in the ridiculous?

Speaker 9 (19:27):
Okay, huh, no, face man, this isous.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's only one thing. I really, just only one last
thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you,
What is that? The only thing I can tell you now? Adrian,
is that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morty Show. Your wife Bridget got me the frank phone
call you.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
Oh man, you gotta be.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Man, Wow, you.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Don't want the delivery man.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
You don't want I don't want the kangaroo man. Those
animals together, Man, you gotta be to mind one of
those damn animals.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
All right, baby, give it?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Let me hear, Adrian, it's.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
A Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (20:14):
Baby, what come on, nephew, Yeah, come on, y'all y'all
like like y'all don't act brand new like y'all don't
know how to order that I really.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Because we don't don't think about I'm really thinking about
ordering some peacocks from my yard, though I really don't
think about like two of the Carroll cocks, because what's
wrong with peacock?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
That's not good? Well, you ain't gonna be see what
about you think? Why would you want to buy a bird?
And you got to look up this but.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Coming up next ask to see allow our Chief Love
Officer Steve Harvey in the building.

Speaker 14 (20:53):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking
with eighty five South, the Poor, Sad s DC, Young Flag,
Carlos Miller and Chico Bean. They're gonna be joining us.
Tell us about yeah, eighty five South, Big Business Tour.
To stick around to see if they've headed if they're
gonna be headed your way. That's coming up at the
top of the hour. But right now it is time
to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
This is from.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Christian and Memphis. Christian says, I have over active sweat
glands and I had a terrible time last night when
I tried to have sex. I took a shower first,
but once my feet started sweating, it was over. The
lady tried to be nice about it. So do I
tell her the truth or never call her again?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hey, dog, you're gonna head star wearing T shirt or
some sock?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, make them hotter, won't it?

Speaker 14 (21:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You know they got these socks that were cool as
over them. They got these cool socks. You got to
buy you some cool socks, and you gotta get you
some T shirts. These old actors, we don't nobody want
all that dripping in a you know, down this, you
got all this sweat glands you just dripped. People don't
want that. Dog, don't nobody want all that?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, too much.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
You're gonna have to get you a skin suit. You're
gonna have to slide into a nude suit that looked
like skin. Richard Pryor had one on a long time
ago on his TV show. It's a nude suit. It's
like a body stocket. You put it on, it look
like skin. You're gonna be a little rough, but you're
a man anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
So should he tell his lady that we got to
tell him, let her, let her go, never call her again.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, no him, No, don't do that, doll. Just explain
to it a problem you got, and then you know,
see if she's willing to help you now she ain't
willing to help you, then, even with your sweat glands,
she was probably laying there going, what is you sweating for?
You ain't doing That's a whole other problem.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Only your sweating, all right?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Only you see, well, when you be sweating on your body,
your body be wet. It's up there, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Moving on to Roanne in Schomberg, Ryann and Schomberg.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Right.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
So I have a work phone and my coworker constantly
sends me screenshots from Instagram day and night. My husband
said to get my little work friend in check, but
he won't stop, and I can't block him. Should I
let my husband talk to him?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't know what to do. No, because you ain't
gonna have no job no more. No, just go up
to him and say, hey, listen to me. Don't send
me anything else, because if you do, hear my options
and I don't want to exercise either one of them.
So I'm gonna give you a chance. Brother, don't send

(23:59):
me any more. If information number one I have to
go to HR, and number two I'm gonna have to
go to my husband. If I am an HR, you
might lose your job. If I go to my husband,
you might lose your life. Which one is you're gonna do?
Or you can stop sending stuff and just be sitting here.
That's what it's gonna come down. Well done it. You

(24:20):
ain't got to say that, but that's what you're gonna insinuate. Hey, look, brother,
I really like you as a person, but I need
for you to stop sending me stuff on Instagram. It's inappropriate.
I am married and I don't want it now. If
you don't stop, I have two options, and I don't
want to exercise either one of them. I can go
to HR to stop it, and I think you could

(24:42):
possibly be in trouble and lose your job. Or I
could tell my husband don't neither one of us want that,
because my husband does not need to be in prison.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Is it that serious though?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I mean, because we do that all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
You know it's serious. If she don't want it, it's
inappropriate in the workplace. If you do something to a
person that that that they don't want, that's inappropriate. Man,
We're in a new day.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
This is true, all right? All right? Ver, look at
the HR.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Go to HR.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Let's move on Leonivity studies out ahead to do not studies.
We're moving on Leon and DeSoto rights. My wife and
I are house honey. She expects a home with a
pool and a lot of land, but our budget is
leaning more toward a starter home. This is our first

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home together, and I told her we can upgrade later.
How do I get her to be more realistic?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Stretched? All You're gonna have to stretch on this one?
What do you mean you're gonna have to stretch? Well,
here's a deal. Anyway. You can only buy what your
income that you buy, you're gonna qualify for a certain loan.
That's it. You won't. You can want all you want,
and there ain't nothing wrong with dreaming, but they're gonna
tell you what you qualify for, the bank, the mortgage company, whatever,

(26:05):
right am I right, y'ad.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yes, that's what my husband does for limit, yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
And so I think that's what you're gonna have to
play the ball in the ball game in there, unless
you run across some extra money or you can find
that in that budget price and have to go in
and do some fixing. But you're gonna cost you wave
more money if you don't. So yeah, I don't think
you have to get her to be realistic. I think
the banks and mortgage company gonna help you be realistic.

(26:32):
Oh yeah, they gonna break it down.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Now that I'm just trying to be a better Christian today.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay, we're moving on, crazy DeMarcus. This is the last one,
DeMarcus Carlo, that's for you.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
I'm you notice my name.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Come on to Marcus. What's wrong to DeMarcus, and Charlotte says,
why does my wife get mad if dinner is ready
when she gets home from work? I will from home
and I'm a much better cook.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Than she is.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So what's the big deal? Why is she hating and
not happy? Am I overstepping my boundaries here?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
You just love him?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
You may just be though, Now listen to me. He
was married to one of my co hosts. You know
she would come in and just.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Bea I love every day he who you're talking about,
But I love you and I support her me too.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Well, Carla doing it for a reason because she can cook,
and then Todd can make gumbo. But surely, on the.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Other hand, I love this man.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I didn't mean to use your name, but surely on
the how other hand is out? Now?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Remember you're trying to be a better Christian.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right and state rice and steak in the same pot.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
But I love DeMarcus.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
What can he do?

Speaker 15 (28:07):
Steve?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
What you're gonna tell the Mark?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, all I'm saying is Shirley opened up that pot
and it looked like rice with beef jerky, and.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I am done in as the clo but I love
the market.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
What is this?

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Went?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Beef? Jerky. I didn't know Jerkie Kane juicy when they
started making Juicy Jerky. It's a new Jakey's called Juicy
Jerky Rice. Juicy Jerkie Rice.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Is he overstepping his boundaries? That's what DeMarcus wants to know.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Not if you live with Shirley.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I love you, DeMarcus.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, hey, d Man, just ask her how she wanted
to do and but she already know you doing it
because she can't cook. She already knows dot nobody want that,
all right?

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
CeeLo. Coming up at the top of the hour, eighty
five souths Carlos Millard and Chico Bean will be our
special guests right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Everybody has promised joining us. Now are two of the
three brothers that have really changed the way the game
is done. And I'm telling you this from a perspective
of someone who knows I have never in my entire
life seen three brothers come together as individual stand ups,

(29:39):
perform as an improv group, and sell out arenas. I
did not think that was even possible. I'm telling you
they have reinvented the game. I've seen it tried many times.
Second City TV tried to tour like that, couldn't get
in big arenas. I watched, I watched Saturday Night Live
try to go into arenas. Couldn't do it. The first

(30:02):
and only ones I've ever seen doing then it ever
is eighty five South, and they are here today. Two
of the bad boys is here. We got Carlos Miller,
we got Chico Bean. They on tour with their big
business shows all over the South this fall. So let's
see if they if they coming to a city near you,
ladies and gentlemen. Two of the three out of eighty

(30:24):
five South, Carlos Miller.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Go bring Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. I got the dog.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Don't nobody introduce nobody like me. I'm the greatest intro
off of all time.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Tell us.

Speaker 15 (30:43):
How y'all doing, man, we're doing amazing.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
How are y'all good? Brother? I'm good, I'm good. I
saw I saw a video you you was talking about
when you ever asked a country, ask person one question
and they tell you this whole thing. Said, hey man,
you know how to get this on? And so yeah,
I know how to get there. Where are you from? Atlanta?

(31:08):
My sisters lived in Atlanta and then he went through
this whole story about how they got a divorced, how
they got sick.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I was sitting up there hollering, Man, that was a
great bit.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Bro.

Speaker 11 (31:20):
You y'all cats appreciate that's true story.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Bro. I'll laughed. I played that thing about four five
times because that's exactly how they do it. Man, y'all
cats is real. Man, Hey man, y'all got a lot
of upcoming dates. Man, let's talk about some of the
places y'all.

Speaker 11 (31:33):
Going going everywhere. Yeah, we we in Jacksonville this weekend
in Miami, and we and Memphis were in Houston. You know,
we're moving all around, man, taking that show on the road.

Speaker 15 (31:43):
Yeah, everywhere everywhere they want to see the eighty five
Self Show.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Man.

Speaker 15 (31:48):
You know, we stayed touring, so we got to hit
all the major markets. But this time we went back.
We added a few so we can get more, you know,
more coverage and hit more plays.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
How did y'all come up with the concept? Whose idea
was it?

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Talking?

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Yeah? Always playing. Carlos is the elder to us, to
me and fly, you know, as far as comedy goes,
he had been doing it longer and he had you know,
kind of came up in the trenches of the game
through work in the clubs of Atlanta and everything, and
he kind of got a different vantage point on what
was necessary to really build the names, you know what

(32:21):
I mean. This was before we had the pleasure of
being around any level of success, like we've been blessed
with what you Steve and various other people. So blowthad
that I did say, man, we can use this wild'n
out as a springboard. We're doing we're supposed to do
on here, but we got to build something that's ours,
you know. And he had that vision just from understanding
what was necessary a little bit earlier than we did.
And we just you know, trust each other and definitely

(32:43):
trust him. So it's like, let's rock out.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let's do it.

Speaker 15 (32:45):
See if you've been in the game as long enough
that you know that like one thing that really focused
on and one thing like they really stood out to
me even if you tell me you notice, like a
lot of comedians don't like each other, Like they tolerate
each other, they'll work with each other, but they don't
genuinely like each other. It ain't a whole lot of
friends in this game. So I was like these are
my real friends. This is how we really talked. We

(33:05):
really kick it like this, so it only makes sense
to make it something. We didn't know exactly what it
would be.

Speaker 16 (33:10):
It started in.

Speaker 15 (33:11):
The studio and then we took it to the club,
and we took it to the you know, to the theater,
and then it just it's spilled over into the arena.
So we built it brick by brick. But you know,
the friendship was the basis of the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
It's it's just an amazing concept. Man. I'm telling you,
I've never seen this done before and it ain't kill nobody. Come,
I watched this. I was a student of this thing.
Second City tried to do it. Saturday Night Live tried
to come out and do it. It's never been done
at this level, y'all in arenas. Man, that's some there's
some King level stuff. This is the new Kings. I'm

(33:44):
telling you, man, I didn't I didn't talk this over
with said, I didn't talk this over with DL. Man.
We did this thing with Chris Spencer. These are the
new Kings. This is the King two point o version
of it. I mean, I'm telling you, man, it's an
an incredible thing to see. I sit there. Why, I
don't know how y'all pull it off. Man, I've never

(34:05):
seen the multiple light towards each other. To let them
do they say, yeah, they have a real timing.

Speaker 11 (34:12):
With it that we all students of the game, Steve,
and you know, we've let you know on multiple occasions
like that's something that we watched and understand and study
in the game that it was a laying there was
a whole just opening for that to be done. Because
we always say, if the Kings would have came out
on stage together, that's another movie, you know what I mean,
And just us understanding that the dynamic that we have

(34:34):
together and knowing that it's enough light on one stage
for all three of us to be up there together
and still get the same type of shine and have
the same type of impact. It's something that you know,
like I said that we would be lying up. We said,
we knew that's who we were going to do. But
once we started, we knew it was like, oh, this
is this is something that's realistic. We can think this
as far as.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
We want to take it.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, I think I think what prohibited the Kings from
doing anything like that is we were just older, and
we only knew one way.

Speaker 11 (35:02):
Y'all wasn't that old. Y'all suits was old, but y'all
wasn't old.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Watch it to watch yourself. Be careful of y'all man,
to be very careful of the button count player, how
me the buttons? Was it dog riding? Man? Dog? If
you didn't have five buttons on your suit? And what
the hell you getting made for? Man?

Speaker 11 (35:29):
That's crazy. I was dressed like Denzel when he first
got the hollow.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Come back.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
Too much time for one black man.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
All pill man, Hey, y'all stick around. We coming back.
We got we got four eighty five South. When we
come back. We're gonna go over the dates when we
come back and tell you how you can get tickets.
Need some bad boys man, Carlos Miller, Chico Bean. Right Backcurely.

Speaker 14 (36:01):
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Hey, y'all, welcome back our special guests this morning is
eighty five South. We got two of the three. We
got Carlos Miller, we got Chico Bean. They're on the
big business tour. Let me tell you right now this weekend.
You can get them in Jacksonville, Florida. You can get
them in Miami, Florida. Next weekend. You can see him
in Memphis, Tennessee, and Birmingham after that, Shreveport and Houston.

(36:25):
After that, they going to Greenville and Charlotte. Coming back.
After that, they going to Louisville, Kentucky first, then they
going to New Orleans and then Lord have Mercy get
ready for Christmas at its best December twenty first, I
expect multiple shows to be sold out. It's a Christmas
package that can be sent out. It's Christmas gift. Get

(36:48):
your friends and everybody to go see the incredible eighty
five South in Atlanta. George, that's a stocking stuffer right now.

Speaker 11 (36:59):
Ma, man, you should have got a job with Ringling Brothers.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
You know how.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Let me tell you something, pimp. What I know how
to do is sell tickets.

Speaker 15 (37:09):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
How could everybody get tickets? Brother?

Speaker 15 (37:12):
They can go to the website, they can go to
eighty five seven show dot com or see you know,
we got an app. We got our own app call
Channel eighty five, but we dropped all the exclusive content,
all the things that we've been working on, all the
stuff that we producing, all the shows that we got
in house. Channel eighty five. Make sure you get it, man.
We're going digitally into the tech world now.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Man, So we got y'all making money.

Speaker 15 (37:35):
Everything we do, we're trying to do in housey y'all.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Did y'all wouldn't got them young boys, y'all wouldn't got
Cat and Ryan fam and went and got that all.

Speaker 15 (37:47):
We got everybody.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
Yeah, we want no more.

Speaker 14 (37:53):
I wanted.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I wanted them, but I had a partner. Oh see him.

Speaker 15 (38:01):
It was a blessing in disgust, but I gotta do.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
What to do?

Speaker 11 (38:05):
Steve? Like, could you ever see yourself doing the Weekend again?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I thought about it one theater day and just call
it just one more thing you it's gonna be career ended.
I'm gonna what I'm gonna say, kill all sponsorship dollars.

Speaker 11 (38:21):
Oh man, we definitely got to do that show.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, give on that one.

Speaker 15 (38:28):
Like we got his own employees. We might be able
to double up there.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Tell me one more time to get ticket, Steve.

Speaker 15 (38:37):
They can go to eighty five self show dot com.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
They smart, they got their own app. Hell, I'm kind
of pissed off at them now. And hey, man, when
I'm getting invited on the damn podcasting.

Speaker 15 (38:48):
Already, Man, I seen you on somebody else podcast, and
you said you were gonna do the eighty five South.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
So first that was that was shy shop.

Speaker 11 (38:55):
Maybe shop, but we got a couch to it, ain't.

Speaker 17 (38:59):
We got Ko Bean, Carlos Miller.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
We love you guys, Thank you all. Thanks Thanky'll listen up.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
It's the Big Business Tour eighty five South Jacksonville, Florid
and Miami this weekend. Then right after that head on
over to Memphis and Birmingham. Hey, ladies, General, I'm telling
you two of the great ones, the New King's two
point zero version. Ladies, General Corlins Miller, Chico Bean, y'all.

Speaker 14 (39:26):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Well, it went down last night in New York. Governor
Tim Waltson Senator JD. Van squared often their one and only.
It was their first debate. It was there one and
only debate. This is the last debate period before the election.
It was a vice presidential debate. I'm just gonna go
out on a limb here and say Governor Tim Waltz

(39:50):
won last night. He won, he won, he won. Yeah, Yes, I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Gonna go out on the limb.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this
was the most boring, uh history.

Speaker 17 (40:04):
Yeah, it was boring, but these are some things that
we have to remember. What's on the ballot. Women's rights,
women's productive rights. You got to remember what's on the ballot.
And JD Vance the way he talked, he lied about
a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And I loved how Wats called him out to check them.

Speaker 17 (40:23):
He checked him about the Haitian statement that he made
about eating dogs and all that. Yeah, how little girls
had to be escorted by the police.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
To schools because they were that's your.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Home state, sir, that is your home state, JD. Van So.

Speaker 17 (40:38):
I loved how he checked him on that. I love
how he told him that Trump said that climate control
was a hoax, right, yeah, because they were talking about
hurricane and Hurricane Helena.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, all of these things.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
So let's go.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
The energy is there.

Speaker 17 (40:54):
We got work to do. This is not a drill, Steve.
We keep telling people to get to the polls and.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Vote, and it's it's go to you gotta register. We
want you to vote early as well, but go to
vote dot gov, vote dot gov to register. Yeah, all
of that, I mean, we what else?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
And and and those of you who saw the debate,
I wasn't here to see it because where I am.
But those of you that saw the debate, I mean, look, man,
the decision is clear. Let's go. Yeah, we only have
thirty some days left. Let's go. It's serious now, it
is really, really serious.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I remember this JD Vance.

Speaker 17 (41:27):
He said last night too on the debate, the debate
that he wouldn't support a national federal ban on abortion.
But back in twenty twenty two he said he would
he would support that. So he's a lot, y'all gotta
watch him.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
He's slip.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Well, he said he didn't like Trump, and now he's
the baby you know, right, Yeah, that's your boy. A
flip flopper is what he is. Yeah. So yeah, get registered,
vote early when it comes to your state, and please
let's get this done. I don't know what else people
are saying they're undecided. What else can the Canada.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Is to you? Got thirty days you ain't undecided? Yes,
you're voting.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
What else can they do?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I'll tell you what. If you're undecided, just vote for
KAMMLA hair and and then the decisions over with.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, vote early, vote early, definitely.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
How about this man? Just vote for morally in the
white house. There you go, here, you go see, how
about we just vote for DC? How do we try that?
If you can't figure it out?

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Party?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Hey, man, let me tell y'all something. Them issues they
talking about. That that's wishy washy. Anyway, there are all
these issues they trying to make. Let me tell you something.
The Republicans are not going to close the border because
they can't. If Republicans close the border, all their big
businesses and farming, construction, and restaurants will close. Also, if

(42:54):
you close the border, how you gonna get them cars across?
A thirty thousand dollars a car now will cost you
seventy eight thousand dollars if you close the border. What
are you talking about? Man, Stop lying to these people
about what you're gonna do. I was present for four
years and it ain't close the damn border. What was
you waiting on? But you stopped traveling from seven Muslim countries?

(43:16):
Though you did that?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Dude? And what did Tim Wall to do? After the debate?
Went and had pizza because I could see somebody like that,
like you get hungry. Debating makes you hungry. Genuine I
like them genuine for sure.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
For Tim Walker, me and him got the same stomach.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Just like me.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You want to relate to your candidate, Hey, Junior, voth.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
For it because y'all got the same hairdline. You know,
you just finding physical attributes of both.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Again we're joking, but this is very serious. Go to
vote dot gov and register to vote today so your
vote can be counted.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You matter vot You can't vote nobody if.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
In a choice is clear.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Y'all got way too much going on in y'all.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, guys, coming up next to nephew and today's
prank phone call right after this, you're listening morning show
coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
risked it all for one more night with her. We'll
get into that find out what that's all about in

(44:39):
just a few because right now, huh, right now, it's
time for the nephew in today's prank phone call. What
you got new?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I got f p oh C caught y'all going, huh
f p C F PC stands for roll pitch your confide.
We come around and we take your picture, you know,
so we can have it for the program. You know,
even though you haven't passed away yet. We want to
get your picture now. That way you get the picture,

(45:11):
you won't on your program. You see what I'm saying.
All right, let's go ket if you would.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin.

Speaker 16 (45:21):
This is he Hey Darlin.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
How you doing this? Is Frank with FPC. We're trying
to come down and see about making an appointment with
you within the next week as that's possible funding for
what we're supposed to come by. I'm with f PC.
We wanted to we have follow what is that?

Speaker 16 (45:39):
What is FPC?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Sir? Your name was left with us and you're you're
you're on on our file to actually come out and
make an appointment with you so we can so we
can get your picture taken.

Speaker 16 (45:50):
You must have a wrong number. I'm not I'm not
signed up to take no picture anything, sir.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Okay, well you are you're Darling right?

Speaker 16 (45:58):
Yeah, yes, I am Darne. You called Darwyn and that's
who you call it. But anything about the picture, what
what's up with a picture?

Speaker 6 (46:05):
We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
you on our schedule two to actually for us to
come out to your home. And take your picture.

Speaker 16 (46:14):
Okay, f PC? Which company is that? What's your? What
type of picture? And would I be taking?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Now?

Speaker 16 (46:19):
I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken
of view? No, okay, sir, FPC is we are? This
is a Funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, And what
we do is we come out and take your picture
and we actually keep it on file. That way, when
you do pass away, we have your picture for your

(46:44):
program and we have a nice picture for you.

Speaker 12 (46:46):
Oh look, I'm not dead right now, you're not taking
no picture of me? Who is this again?

Speaker 6 (46:51):
My name is Frank. Frank?

Speaker 12 (46:53):
Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all have taken
pictures of people before they die, just so you could
have the picture on found.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
So we're keep it on filing. Then you have a
good picture on your program. And that's what that's what uh,
that's what we do.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who
the hell signed me up for some like that?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Don't you quite sure? But we're trying to schedule where
we can come out beginning of next week so we
can get your picture taken.

Speaker 12 (47:21):
Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,
You're not taking no picture of me before I die?
That That don't sound right, sir.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

Speaker 12 (47:31):
So you're not taking no picture of me for no
funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
What the hell is this about? Everybody who signed me
up for it? Then tell me that much?

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Uh, sir? I don't have the actual person listed here
on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, so I didn't.

Speaker 12 (47:51):
Sign up for that. I'm not taking no pure. You
guys run around taking pictures of people before they die
just to have a good pitch that you're own fan.
That sounds like some man I ain't never heard of
no like that, sir.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Okay, sir? Are you? I mean we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available? No?

Speaker 16 (48:10):
I'm not available.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
I'm not available at all to take no picture for
a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
I don't.

Speaker 15 (48:17):
I don't get that. That's sounds like a bunch of
me and I.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
Who the hell gave you my number?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.
But one thing we have to do is we have
to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,
create a problem, but I have to get a picture
of you by next week.

Speaker 12 (48:38):
Oh it's gonna be.

Speaker 16 (48:39):
A problem because you're not getting no.

Speaker 12 (48:41):
Picture of me for no funeral arrangement.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Mister Darwin, I have to come by your house at
least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by
and get a picture.

Speaker 12 (48:50):
You ain't coming by my house no Friday even lie
got me come over here to try to get my picture.
I got plenty of pictured in min to put on
a month funeral program. I'm not taking no kitchen that noon.
I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead. That's a
more bad look. Got dead. I don't know who you

(49:11):
work for, Frank, but you you can't there.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I worked. I worked for f PFC, Sir, I worked
for f PC FCC.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't
come over here Friday talking about no guy pissing.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Okay, that's where you got pissed.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
Him and you and I hope they got your guy pitt.
You're on file, But that's a stupid got company you
work for. I ain't never heard of nobody taking no
picture before they died. I got millions and pictures.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
In here for that program.

Speaker 12 (49:39):
And when I'm gone with the God care about what
a picture look like?

Speaker 16 (49:42):
Oh I'm having my guy funeral. It's a leegnant.

Speaker 12 (49:46):
You tell whoever you work for they need to go
find another occupation. That don't make no guy. Yes, you're
not coming over here Friday, buddy, You come over here if.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
You want to. Okay, Uh missus Darwin? Yes, are you
familiar with with Uh? Glinda?

Speaker 12 (50:01):
That's my wife? What you about to say? Now?

Speaker 6 (50:04):
I want all I want to do is say this man.
I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got
me the prank phone, call you. This is nephew Tommy
Baby from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (50:14):
Huh, I'll beat up Yalla lost, ye lost. I ain't
never heard a bittness like there some FTC funeral, poor man.
I said my New year resolution, I was gonna cut
back on drinking, but you got me over here about

(50:35):
the tip a bottle right now, you ah, are you crazy?

Speaker 11 (50:40):
Man?

Speaker 12 (50:41):
And come over here today before and get a picture
of Glinda. Y'all got me?

Speaker 16 (50:47):
Baby?

Speaker 12 (50:48):
You got me, Dad, I ain't never heard something like that.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Hey, you won't put me up to it? Back you go,
I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,
you gonna catch yourself on National No Radio today.

Speaker 12 (51:01):
I'm gonna kill everybody.

Speaker 11 (51:02):
Boy, they hand me.

Speaker 12 (51:03):
Hot over here. I'm gonna don't kill pleading, but I'm
have me drink anyway. I was looking for an excuse
d right there, fifty taking they'll put on from Yaha.
Y gotta lost half the money of your head with
that in that, Buddy.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I gotta ask you something, man, darn and tell me
this man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (51:25):
Steve Harvey Volume Joe Buddy.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
Come on, come on, come on, come on, Frank, come
on much all day?

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I'm assuming they belong to Anthony Hamilt. It's the Hamiltones
Okay hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. Tickets are on
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(52:21):
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Tommy Davidson and Lounell Tony Roberts. Sweetest Day Comedy jam
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Speaker 1 (52:31):
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in Cheryl Underwood butting. That's Mitchell Dominique. We at the
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and my wife is allowing me to leave home normally

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she does not allow that.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
But she is allowing me.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
To leave home, and I want to be to say
right now, I'm grateful and humble that you are letting
me do that.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
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But you live to tell about it.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Praise yes, put a joke on it.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Uh huh, All right, coming up next, Thanking Nephew. Strawberry
Letter for today, the subject he risk it all for
one more night with her. We'll get into that right
after this.

Speaker 14 (53:45):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
and click submits Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Buckle up and hold on time. We got it, tol
you here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Thank you nephew. Subject he risked it all for one
night with her. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm dating a man
that was married. When I met him. He was going
through a hard divorce, so I allowed him to vent
and even cry sometimes because he was going through it.
I loved how he never said anything negative about his
ex wife. I felt like she had to be an

(54:33):
evil person because of how bad the divorce was. I
finally talked to her for the first time, and she's
far from evil. But first, let me tell you what happened.
Two weekends ago. I went to Dallas for the day
and I drove back home that same night. My boyfriend
said he was out watching the game. He sent me
a text that said he wanted to see me before

(54:55):
I left, and another one that said please, please please.
I was back home by then, so I texted him
and told him I was home in bed, and I
asked him to come over. He didn't respond. Never in
my wildest dreams would I have thought that his texts
were not for me. Supposedly, he was trying to text
his ex wife, not me. Now fast forward to yesterday,

(55:18):
when his ex wife called me. She said she got
my number from my boyfriend's phone. She was very pleasant
and complimentary, and she said she follows me on Instagram.
She said she got married two weeks ago in Virginia
and my boyfriend called her millions of times before she
left town for her wedding. She said he begged to

(55:38):
make love to her one more time, and she sent
me the text threat to prove it. His text said
that he'd risk it all just to have one more
night with her. She said they did have sex that night,
and she felt that I should know, so I can
only assume that he's still in love with her. My
boyfriend denied everything, even the texts. For the first time ever,

(56:00):
he said he hates her. Should I believe his ex
or not? I don't know who you should believe. I
really don't. I mean, she has absolutely no reason to
call you with this story. And then again, if it's true,
your boyfriend had every reason to lie to you. I
mean he got caught, so then he had to lie,
like Steve always says, because he could now lose you.

(56:23):
But this, I don't know. This sounds crazy to me.
It sounds kind of like revenge or something, because for
what reason. I just can't think of a reason why
she would waste her time running back to you and snitching.
The ex wife did not have to tell you this.
She's with her new husband now they're married. So what
difference does it make for you? Know, if she's honest

(56:45):
with you, she doesn't even know you. Is she trying
to do you a solid or something? You know, by
letting you know what kind of man you're with? Why
can't she just go on be happy with her new husband.
I just again say, she didn't have to tell you
that she slept with her ex. You're a man. She
said she got your number from her ex's phone, so
she had his phone. She could have sent the text
messages herself. I don't know. My question is why does

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she have to sing you and her ex on the
way out. She was risking it all too, I mean,
she had a lot to lose. You guys could have
gone back and told her it just reeks. I don't
know of her trying to get back at her ex
one last dig on the way out. I don't know Steve.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Shirley, Shirley shoe yes, girl, girl, girl. See the problem,
Shirley is you keep trying to give people the benefit
of the doubt. You being a kind hearted person, try
to find the good in everybody. I, on the other hand, no,

(57:48):
most people ain't sugar honey iced tea. And I just
go on and get to the point. Why are we
playing around right here? Because I see what's happening in
this letter. Charlie. You almost saw it. You almost saw it,
but the good person in you just won't let you
believe it. Well, see, there's a side of me that

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I do believe that fat meat is greasy. That's the difference.
I'm dating to a man that was married when I
met him. He's going through a hard divorce, so illed
him to vent even cry sometime. Then she said, and
this is key, I loved how he never said anything
negative about his wife. Keep that in mind. That's number one.

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Then she said, I felt like she had to be
an evil because be an evil person. Let's keep that
in mind. That statement Number two and then she said,
I finally talked to her for the first time, and
she's far from evil. Oh how many times have you
talked to somebody you thought was wonderful only to find

(58:57):
out later that they wouldn't first time you talk to
most people they cool. It's them other conversations where you
say it's the discovery part of it. So let me
tell you what happened. Two weeks ago, I went to
Dallas for the day. I drove back home that same night.
My boyfriend said he was out watching the game. He
sent me a text that said he wanted to see

(59:18):
me before I left, and one that said please please
please not. Let's keep that in mind. The text that
said he wanted to see me before I left, that's
statement number three. Another one that said please please please
please please please please.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
Do go baby.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I love your soul. So now we're begging. I was
back home by then, so I told him the text him.
I was home in bed asked him to come over.
He didn't respond. Never in my wildest dreams would I have
thought that his texts were not for me. Well, why
would you say that was not for you? Supposedly he
was trying to text his ex wife, not me. Now,

(01:00:06):
fast forward to yesterday when his ex wife called me.
She said, she got my number from my boyfriend's phone.
You said in your letter, I finally talked to her
for the first time, and she's far from evil. But
that was right after you said like she has to
be an evil person. Now here come to evil ass person.
Hang on, she called me yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Show you all right, we'll have part two of Steve's
response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry letter subject he risted all for one night
with her. We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 14 (01:00:40):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is he risted all for one night with her?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yes, she did, and Shirley said she doesn't. And one
of the things you said in the letter Shirley was
and you almost said it, you said, she doesn't have
a reason to do this. She doesn't have a reason
to do this. But then you later on trying to
come back to that. Yeah, but listen to this though.

(01:01:11):
See see here's the statements in the letter. The man
was going through divorce. It was hard when he was
crying and everything. But the lady said, I loved how
he never said anything negative about his ex wife. And
then the lady said, who wrote this letter? I felt
like she had to be an evil person because of
how the divorce was. That's a good sign. You find

(01:01:32):
out the true nature of person when it comes to
money and division. But then when I talked to her
for the first time, she was far from evil. What happened, Well,
let me tell you what happened. Two weeks ago, I
drove back home from Dallas. That same night, my boyfriend
said he was out watching the game. He sent me
a text and said he wanted to see me before

(01:01:52):
I left. That's a direct text to her. She's got
a draw back to her other city. He said, I
want to see you before you leave. That's a direct
text to her. And another one that said please, please please. Well,
I got back home by the time he texted me,
and I told him I was in bed to ask
him to come over. Then he didn't respond. Never in

(01:02:14):
my wildless dreams, what I ever thought that his text
were not for me? Those texts them text was for you.
Now fast forward to yesterday, when his ex wife called me, Oh,
you're talking about the person that ain't evil? Then you
said after you talked to her, she's far from evil.
Now did she called you out the blue? And guess
what she called you? She said, she got my number
from my boyfriend's phone. What she doing in his phone?

(01:02:37):
That don't sound evil? And she was very pleasant and
complimentary and says she follows me on Instagram. You know
how many times people sugarcoat the truth, kind and compling.
I'll follow you on Instagram? Why are you following me?
What's up with you? You stalking? Yeah? She following you
because guess why? She said? She got married two weeks ago,

(01:02:59):
and and my boyfriend called her millions of time before
she left town for her wedd She said he begged
to make love to her one more time, and she
sent me the text thread to prove it. But listen
to me, though that text thread don't say is from him,
because all you can do is screenshot the text. You

(01:03:20):
can't the phone number ain't on that just days and times.
So now listen to this game right here, said he
begged her to make love to her one more time.
She sent me the text with his text said that
he'd risk it all just to have one more night
with her. He ain't the only person that to say
nothing like that, she said. Then she said they did

(01:03:42):
have sex that night. Hold ain't you just.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Not getting married exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
And then you did have sex with him? And you
think she's a kind, good person and she got your
number out of her boyfriend's per phone. And Shirley said,
she has no reason to do it. But listen to me,
she has a reason to do it because she did it.

(01:04:08):
Never when a person does something, never say they have
no reason to do it because they done done it.
See once you do it, it ain't no needy you're talking
about it. I ain't had no reason. I just did No. No, no,
you had a reason. His text said he risk at
all just having She said she didn't have She said
they did have sex that night, and she felt that

(01:04:29):
I should know why why? Because she think she evil?
That's what she is, scally wagg And then gonna sit
up and call you and just I felt like you
should know. Wait a minute, why you didn't feel like
you shouldn't do it? Why you didn't feel like you

(01:04:51):
should be loyal to your fiance? Say who you was
fitting to marry? In a week. Why you didn't feel
like man, let me spare her this, Why you didn't
feel none of that goodness stuff you talking about now
all of a sudden, you're a Christian. I felt like
you should know. That's what's crazy to me, man. So
I can only assume that he's still in love with her.
She's married, she's gone. My boyfriend didn't hit on my

(01:05:14):
man right here, right here, come on, come through. Now
you'll go the whole letter for me. My boyfriend denied everything,
even the text. For the first time ever, he said
he hates her. Should I believe his ex or not?
First of all, you needed what was the ex's purpose

(01:05:39):
for letting you know any of this? She felt that
you should know. Wait a minute, why what happened? What
was the breakup about? What was the divorce? Because obviously
he was heard about the divorce crying and stuff because
he didn't want to lose her for some reason. But
maybe it was something she did. This person you thought
was not evil, who I think it's nothing but pure evil.

(01:06:02):
So I think what happened is she called you since
her marriage is messed up because she'd the violated her
or fiance and her wed in vials by sleeping with
your husband after he begged her, and nian thought she'd
call you out the goodness of her heart where it
was all this goodness when it was time to make
the decision not to sleep with him. So, lady, I

(01:06:25):
wouldn't believe the ex if I wish you, because she
had every reason to do that. She's got a bunch
of reasons, and she's evil, And who does that? If
your boyfriend was still in love with her? She been
married in Virginia for two weeks ago, and she called
you after that to tell you that she slept with

(01:06:48):
this dude but she married. Who do that? Yeah, that's
an evil, vindictive person that's not happy and don't want
to see nobody else happy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Comments on today's Strawberry Letter as Steve Harvey FM and
check us out on the Strawberry Letter Podcast. We got
Junior and Sports talk right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I ain't never seen these text before.

Speaker 14 (01:07:11):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Well, we didn't had the first quarter of the NFL season.
It went by.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Let's just do a little first quarter on how we
feel these teams are doing just you know, two four weeks.
How do you feel about your team?

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Let's talk with you. How do you feel about the Browns?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
The Browns the same way I've been feeling one.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
In three right now at the first same I've.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Been feeling hurt, disappointment, of emptiness. Now, no bidding, it's
just empty. Just it's been nineteen sixty fold you okay?

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
This last time they won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I saw it. I was seven years old, sitting on
refrigerator or against frigerator. Though watch my daddy watch Browns
beat Baltimore coach. I saw that. And I've never missed
the Super Bowl. I've never missed Super bowling. We ain't
never been in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
All right, call, how do you feel about the Saints?
They two and two? How do you feel about the Saints? Shot?

Speaker 17 (01:08:14):
My husband's so upset right now, he doesn't understand what
is going on.

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
I just gotta roll with the Saints in my house.
Hunt that. Just be quiet and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Get somewhere and sit down.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
Yeah, tell you that. We gotta we got a different storytelling.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
We three feel good right now. I take that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
We'll take you know, last time we've.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Been three and one man.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It was Earl Campbell. Last time we three and one,
it was all us was.

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
We didn't have these uniforms las time we three all right,
but two underfeated teams left.

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
That's the Vikings and the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Now do anybody the Super Bowl?

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
They barely four and oh they could have lost two
of them games.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
They could be over four. Honestly they could not.

Speaker 12 (01:09:04):
They just not.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
Okay, this is gonna hurt you even more.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Up.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
The Buccaneers are three and one with Baker Mayfield. Would
you take Baker back to the Brown right now?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
See I never tried to get rid of Baker. I
was not pushing for the removal of Baker. The Browns
blew it when they didn't do what I told him
to do. In that draft, I said, I said, you
take you told take Saquon Barkley at number one. They

(01:09:35):
had the number one and the number three pick or
number one and number four pick. How many years ago
was that? What out on five? Four? But all they
had to do was take Saquon Barkley at number one. Yeah,
they had all them quarterbacks and I told them to
pick Johns told the Brown because he played in cold

(01:09:57):
weather and he could throw the ball deep in. Take
Josh out, Josh Ellen. We passed on Josh Allen and
picked Baker Mayfield. What scouting report was, they asked, God,
oh yeah, do and look at the damn film down
the interview. Baker was a better talker. Josh probably just stupid.

(01:10:21):
That's all coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
At the top of the hour, Man needs helped Steve
after a female neighbor knocked on his door. You're listening
hard morning show, all right, So Steve, this is from
Felix in Lexington. Felix says, my girlfriend and I were
watching TV on the couch and a female neighbor that
I met in the parking lot earlier that day just

(01:10:44):
happened to knock on my door and my girlfriend entered
the door. The female said she had the wrong apartment.
I looked up and the lady smiled at me and said, hey, Felix,
I have the wrong address. I laid back down real
quick because I knew my girlfriend was about to let
me have it. How do I get my girlfriend to
believe that I just met this lady and I don't

(01:11:06):
know anything about her. I swear, no, lie, Please help me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah, you just met a dog that's it. Stick to
the store, don't meet alongside wrong apartments.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Hey Felix, Hey Felix, hate Felix.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Well, the only thing that could have saved.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
You you had to do something really in an apart.
That's that's your solution.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I mean, you know, I'm thinking, he on the top floor, so.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
And what is that gonna do?

Speaker 14 (01:11:39):
Scare her?

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Never to come up with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
What you want to do is just a distraction.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Oh distract, Oh god, extreme what she was doing when
she knocked on Yes, she didn't, Felix told away live.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Wrong address, Felix.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Felix said, why why you wanted to lay back down?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
He got to because he gave failed when he raised that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
Every ugly woman ever knocked on my deck. I never
laid down for junior.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Now, see that's you. Now I draw the line what
with what I don't do ugly now? And I know
very few ugly women, very few. I find a trackingness
in most women. You got to be ugly. You got
to be a nasty person for me to thank you ugly,

(01:12:40):
you got to be a nasty person inside poor personality. Yeah, yeah,
I've seen some chicks that was physically gorgeous that I
just I couldn't stand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
They were just you don't want.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
You know, what's wrong is when you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Think you find and you hate that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
You can't really what we don't What are you gonna say?

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
They be walking around like they just they just dropped
dead fan They just watch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
You're supposed to feel good about yourself and what you
say that about yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Some people I do, but some people are feeling over good.
Some people feeling over good. Oh yeah, I know, but
what I am fad? I mean, see right there, you're
not ringing.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
As far as health goes, you are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
You want somebody to just rang?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You just rang the bell?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
You go too far?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
I was one of one of the great great moments man,
was when that boy rang that bell. That's praying answer.
But you know, let's not let's you know, let's come on.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Now, I get beside ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Focus. You wasn't ring the sign bill, he was writing
a healthy bell, ring, ring my bell? That ain't the bell?
You wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
All right, we have time for another one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
They told you you go you go too far with
me for help?

Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
He did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Do He's a call.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
Are we the listener? He don't work at our home?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Listen what does that mean, what does got to do
with anything? He ain't my pardoner. Charlie didn't say nothing.
Call it, didn't say nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
I just said it.

Speaker 17 (01:14:35):
I just said, you go too far with the ring
of the bell of Tommy.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
I just said, wait a minute, it wasn't too far.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
And he said about my health just Thomas, Hell, hey,
we protakes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
It's too far.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
You always say that you let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
The guy the guy was the guy was taking up
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah, well, if it will helped y'all out, if it
will helped y'all out for Junior Thommy my back hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
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all them dashes.

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Is that an equal sign?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Yeah? You don't see when you put under score, I
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Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
We'll play around it. Would you rather right after this,
you're listening hard Morning show, and it's time now for
a rounded? Would you rather? Would you rather do two
hundred squats a day? Or do two hundred push ups today?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Push up?

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
What's the push up?

Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
They both dif no matter, Huh, you're gonna kill you American?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
You do jas? What you push ups?

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Prop it back?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
How about six hard, hard hard row?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Tommy? Yeah in a row? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Thirty thirty that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Yeah. If I do two hundred push ups off and
on doing the day, I could do it, but I'm
not coming here tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
Every morning you need to be out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
You need to button my shirt, so I ain't gonna
be a good tay to brush to to my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
That's going all right with your Rather sex for thirty minutes?
Thirty minutes once a week? Or would you were like
sex daily every day for three minutes?

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Oh, I'm cold with that's three. I don't like I'm
a cold three because I ain't nothing out to say them.
No way, but that three?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Is that a badge of honor? I'm nothing after seven?
I'm thinking it is listening to him, I'm thinking, what is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
All this time? What is all this time for? We
know what we're trying to get to. We know we're going.
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna take that one week at
thirty gone, be gone, be strong, gonna go to work.
I got things to do.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
So I've learned two years now, and I realize what
Uncle Stevens been talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
I'm just glad it's just sex in it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
You're happy to because jun Yeah, I'm telling you right now. Man,
they change, they change. You used to be hell no.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
We got you now what?

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Oh that's true? But sure when I was dating.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah, yeah, when you were dating.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
When I was dating up, couldn't keep our hands off
each other.

Speaker 17 (01:19:15):
Now we married, I got time following.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
All right, Just here we go, see if I stand up, Okay,
listen to this. Would you rather Willie Turner or Mitch Green?

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
About talked about Mitch Green started from.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Means, but WILLI Turner? Well, the first time I saw
what a workplace look like?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Oh my god, on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
The cafeteria water.

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
What evaluation?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Last one, guys? Would you would you rather Game of
Thrones or Yellowstone? A tough one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Yeah? Too much day on Yellowstone?

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
And then and then white Waffles?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
What thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah, all right, that's today's roundup.
Would you rather thank you? Guys? Coming up next, it
is our last break of the day, and we'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this.

Speaker 14 (01:20:31):
You're listening Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
All right, guys, Here we are our last break of
the day. Before we get out of here and get
to Steve's closing remarks, we got to mention the death
of legendary actor John Amos. He has died at the
age of eighty four. He's best known to our generation,
of course as James Evans on Good Times and notable
films like Roots and Coming to America. Our condolences to

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his family and to his friends. Our ip John Amos.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Yeah, yes, you know. And in light of that, let
me my clothes and remarks are kind of like yesterday.
You know, I was talking about manhood, and I want
to be perfectly clear about something. Like I said yesterday,
I'm not a spokesperson for black people, but I but
I am an expert at manhood and the type of

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men that I was talking to yesterday are men who
are like me. Because I know a lot of men
like me. As a matter of fact, that's who I
identify with. That's the type of man that identifies with me.
We are men, We are cut from the same cloth.
You know, our faiths can vary, but but but our

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compass for manhood is the exact same. And you know,
we just men. Man. It's just stuff that men doing this,
stuff that men don't do. And I'm sorry man, that
we live in a world now, man, where we try
to be accepting of everything that everybody want to do.
That a person should have the freedom to do what
they want to do. What about the obligation to do

(01:22:15):
what you're supposed to do? What about that? We're always
talking about the freedom of doing what you want to do. Hey, man,
doing what you want to do sometimes gets in the
way oftentimes of what you're supposed to do and what
you gotta do. I want to be on vacation every day,
but I gotta go to work. You see what happens

(01:22:36):
with that. You know, I would love to be lazy
and not perform my duties, but it's my job. It's
just my job as a man. Put your crown on, brothers,
and be proud of that crown. It's nothing wrong with
wearing your crown. If you're trying to take care of
your family with your job, I don't care what your

(01:22:58):
position is or your income. If you are trying to
stand up and support your family, be that man and
take pride in that man. It's something to being a
man who a man to taking care of your family.
It's something to that. Stop letting these people. Man who
got this new man? Woman gott to bring something to
the table. I ain't taking care of no woman. Where

(01:23:20):
your where it comes from? Where that comes from? I
tell you where it came from. Man, it come from
a lot of cats. Man not and have the proper
male role models in their life telling me and to
stand up and be men. Well, I'm just one that's
gonna say to the men like me man, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you holding down the cold. I appreciate you
standing strong. This ain't about no, no snitching or none

(01:23:43):
of that. That ain't what this is. I'm talking about manhood.
Real men go to work every day, Real men obey
the law. Real men honor women, real men pray, Real
men love God. Real men take care of their children.
Real men respect women. That's what real men do. It's simple, man,
it ain't that hard to figure it out. Stop letting

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these cats in here swear you with all these different opinions.
And it's a lot of men like me, and I'm
just talking to the ones that's like me. I don't
get it. I ain't gotta get it. As a matter
of fact, Can I be real clear? I don't want
to get it. I don't want my hand looking like
my wife's hand. I don't want my toes looking like
my wife's toes. Then at the same time, I don't
want my wife hand looking like mine. I don't want

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a the sheet to come up at the foot of
the bed and her foot looked like my foot. I
don't want that. Man, what happened to that? Do you know?
It's okay to be strong with that? It's nothing wrong.
We want to be that kind of man. I ain't
got to be open to everything you want. But man,
why though when I know full well I can't. It's

(01:24:47):
that's a heavy load, bro. Where we going? Who tied
of wearing pants? But see, that's what's wrong though. That's
what's wrong because it's symbolic of everything else that's wrong.
It's who where to pass in your family. You know.
It's when don't nobody care about that no more? Who

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the head of your household. It's when people don't care
about that no more. Now, I don't mean that to
sound sexist, but if you marry a woman and she
takes your last name, there's an important marriage there. There's
a thing there with taking that last name. It's an
honor thing, but it comes with a responsibility. If you
ask a woman to take your last name, you don't

(01:25:30):
think you're supposed to take care of her. You don't.
You don't think. You don't think that's your obligation. It is.
It's your obligation as men. I'm sorry, brothers, and I
got to keep saying it to you, man, because in
case you ain't heard it, listen to somebody who had
a father for forty years, who had a grandfather, who
got two big brothers, my youngest brother eleven years older

(01:25:51):
than me. I ain't seen nothing but me and I
still got my uncle Donald in my life. I'm telling you, man,
I know me and men that worked hard for their families,
man that provided that sacrifice stuff of their own so
they family could have something. I watched my father make
sure I had everything I needed, not everything I wanted.

(01:26:11):
Everything I needed food, shelter, clothing. He took care of him.
Now I wanted some extra. I had to get a job.
You want to bike, that's cool, pimp. You gotta go
get a job by your bike, or you gotta do
some extra choice around the house. That's how I was raised.
I'm not getting off mine and I appreciate all the
men out theirs that ain't getting off theirs. Man, congratulations,
because manhood is still alive. Chivalry is not dead. Now

(01:26:35):
are those of us who will carry that banner. And
I'm proud of those men like that talking about you
high fashion, I ain't none of that. Feel how you
want to feel about me, But when you get through,
there's not that. At the end of the day, you're
talking to a grown ass man. And don't run over
here because I do not want to show it to you.

(01:26:55):
Leave me alone with a little glass of Scotch my cigars.
Leave me alone. I ain't got no problem with you.
You ain't got no problem with me. Y'all, have great
day today. Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear
from you. Man. I love being a man. I'm holding
on to mind.

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