October 9, 2024 • 87 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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At all at all, So.
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Listening to to.
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Know you.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love. You gotta turn.
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To turn the mouth.
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Turn You probably got to turn mouth turn out, turn
a word of the mony up, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out your thin huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig
me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
What God doing, y'all? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What he doing? What he doing in your life? He's
doing something, He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though,
see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't
get so sick of waiting that you take matters into
your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it.
Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it
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that way. I had a dream, I had a vision.
I had some hope, I had some faith, I had
some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it.
So I tried a couple other things. Move it along, boy,
I can't tell you how I messed it up. Then
I messed it up. Then, because God gave me the
power of decision, what I had to do was then
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after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up.
Now I guess what, He still got something fummy. But nah,
I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten
them out, gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta
pay for my transgressions, all of that, All of that,
it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and
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not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
call it whatever you want to call it. Every action
has an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it
just stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
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be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
So you need you need the opposite. You need the
darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
so that sun can it can soak up the sun
and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
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happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
that you can do wrong and not have to pay
for that. You think this is man. We think man,
because we'd have made a decision that we think is
best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else,
we got the right to make that call. No, you don't.
(04:23):
Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
gang life, telling.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
You, yeah, man, you need to be this way to
be down with us. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around
the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
when it's time to do some time and they can
lessen they sentence, you.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Gonna get that time. They gonna point their finger dead
at you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I
watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man,
all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there,
just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even
the mob turns stateside every thence go fed all that
now we in now the hood, we dine created this
ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you
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don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you
get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
if I was with you. That's a cold of honor
amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten no honor.
They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now
that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching. No snitching, You
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got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst
themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
drag me down with you. Just do your time. Oh man,
you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
a law abiding citizen.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't want no crack house up street from my
mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come
to you. You got to make a decision every day
to do right. God ain't got no protection you on dirt.
You got what you got coming. You made a decision.
You go down there to get some you might get
got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to
so many men out here right now. I should have
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said that in beginning, but a conversation that kind of
got away from me. I was gonna talk to you
about something else this morning, but it's just only man.
Because our communities. Man's just going to the pot man
because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody
care when they see that young dude over there doing wrong?
Look at them foods over that man, Go over there
and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You might not be able to approach the group, but
you can approach an individual.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I
saw you the other day.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You look like you got something going on in your life.
What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
you was doing. You know. It's like Tommy did a
prank phone call one time as a limo driver and
the dude. The prank was he called this limo company
to add that's this limo driver to take him to
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this location late at night. And the limo driver got
a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you.
I don't normally work like that. But how long you
need it? He say? For just about an hour? He said, well,
I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something.
Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
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man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah.
He said, you want to go to the bank at
twelve thirty at night. He said yeah, and I'm gonna
be in for a few minutes. And when I come
out that bank, I need for you to flow it.
That to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said,
hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take
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you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You gonna
be in there for a few minutes and you gonna
come out, and you want me to flow it. He said, sir,
I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
the wrong company. He said, what made you call him?
He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
limo coman to you. Just drive. He stopped and took
the time out. He said, young man, let me tell
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you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been
locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's
wrong with you young people today. Instead of going to
get a job, trying to work your way, you're always
looking for some fast money. He said, I'm gonna tell
you what I already know. Don't go down there messing
with them people's money like that because they love that
money way more than they love you, and they gonna
do something to you down there. Now. You stop this foolishness.
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And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
a little bit of time out to tell you something.
Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
the limbo. It was a plank phone call. But the
point I'm making is the man took our time. He
could have just hung the phone up. But you know
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what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let
me hip you to something. Because the brother had been
locked up before. He said, no, no, no, See, I've done
that when I was young, now almost and I'm gonna
take some moment out to tell you. I'm up here,
working man, trying to earn an honest living. I ain't
going back down there because I don't. They make you
eat what they want you to eat. You don't want
the food. You got to get up when they say
get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live
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with who they say live. He said, man, you don't
want that, and he just tried to talk the young
man out of me. You can change a young man's
mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young
man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided
ain't having conversations with real men. They're just not having them.
And it's up to us who know what manhood is.
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It's to start delivering the message the problem that we
have in our communities. We can solve ourselves it, to
escalate it to a point, because we who are men
won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to
day making money and trying to ball out. We won't
stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell
them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah,
(09:54):
I went there. I don't know where they came from.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You know what, Another day, another time, another opportunity, another blessing,
another moment of grace, another chance to show some gratitude.
I do. I invite you to do this. I know
you do, because I mean, it just makes sense. You
know a lot of people listening to this show, they
really do have sense, man. So I appreciate y'all waking
up and giving credit where credit is due, giving honor
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and glory to God, and and and just being grateful man,
because wow, this is a blessing.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Man, really is Steve.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Harvey morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling frail Mississippi Monica Jr.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Junior? What's on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Let me let's talk about some music that you say
you sold all day long, right that you R and
B R and B. Yeah, we were talking about this, man,
give me me like the top four five this say
five bigginess songs that you know of off the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's big girl.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know I love you no matter what you do.
That's probably, to me, the greatest verbalized love song I've
ever heard, the best written love song of all time, lyrically.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Ass by Stevie Wonder as a woman back No, no,
beggar begging is.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Different to you.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Carol Melvin and the Blue Nose.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Miss Oh, I Oh, I.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Baby boy, I'm talking about that song right there is
seven minute version, yes, part A and B. Yes, it's
it's I'm talking about soulfully getting down man, oh.
Speaker 11 (12:11):
And again as as by Stevie Wonder, that's it. That's all.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Surely as I know that extra You.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Know, I don't know what the baby about it. Every
time I say, asked by Stevie want keep getting today,
it's just as it's what I said. What does he
say in the song as the son.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
He does?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Okay, I sold junior begging man you got me?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Who else is bigger Keith?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, your Keith was a bigger buddy Keith that the eighties?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Big Yeah, yeah, you just turn.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Keith was more of a whiner.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But but but all but but but musically gifted though,
Oh he swept my dude, Man, I'm talking about all
the weight and still got it.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Junior.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know it's hard, man, because I'd have to give
it some more thought. But I know, I I know
I ripped off there the greatest of all time.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
You know, big All right, coming up is in for
the Nephew. You're listening morning show, Well, Junior is in
for the Nephew today with today's prank phone call. What
you got for us? Junior.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
God is not through with you, but we are Yes,
the prank God is not through with you, but we
are there.
Speaker 12 (13:59):
You go.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Come.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is
Brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Speaker 13 (14:09):
Oh hey, how is I'm a at work? Can I
call you back?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I call
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long, but it really is a hurt. All right, Well,
that urgent matter. If you don't matter, all right, hold.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
On, hold on, let me step away from my tubercle. Okay,
so what's Brinkley.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
We have a bit of a problem here and we're
gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot
of things here at the church. You know, I hate
to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying this. God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to eye attention sister Cara,
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that you guys are halfway coming to church. To you
you might come once once out of a month. You're
not tithing as we expected. You know, the church can't
really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
the church. But everybody is coming every now and we
need we cannot depend on you all to be the
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members and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
What you say, you say your name is yes, and
you work, you work under the diction. I'm sorry, I've
never heard of you before.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance, and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
pan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar,
(15:58):
I got I have to be honest with you. You
you the hell maybe once every want of someone, we
might see you might not see you, you know, and
like I say, God may not be through with you.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
But we all, well, okay, you can't say that. Listen,
why I don't understand, Like, are y'all monitoring my my
my church going like I can I can't. I can't
have to go every single week.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean, I why are you absent so much at
the church? Explain that?
Speaker 13 (16:28):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean, I
still pray. I don't understand how a church can are.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
You got two jobs, but we're not getting tired? Like
you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like you
got two jobs.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Cause I can't afford you Just you just.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Said I got two jobs.
Speaker 13 (16:50):
That's what you just said, and that those two jobs
are in support my kids. I mean I can't support
the church and my kids. Is the same term I
can't do both? I mean I I do when I can.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Let me ask you something. What are you making on
that other job?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Are you serious? Are you you?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Really?
Speaker 11 (17:09):
You?
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Really? I didn't know the church?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
God? Is this deep?
Speaker 13 (17:14):
What you're really asking me? How much I make? And
my second job did I take to support my kids?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Come on?
Speaker 9 (17:21):
Now?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Did this gotta be something?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
be through with you, but we are. If you are
gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to
work on a consistent basis, then what do you benefit
the church?
Speaker 13 (17:39):
Is that what the church is about?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
This? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you.
You let me tell you what the church is all about?
The church is and you say, we go with.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
You again one more time? I'm serious.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is
that what the church is about? Let me tell you
what the church is. The church is a hot piddle
for crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what
the church is. But when when we have the souls
that are coming in to be saved. We are doing
our job. And guess what those people that are coming in,
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you know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled.
You're not coming and you're not tithing. You may give
us a little some something when you show up. If
you show up, that am I right or wrong?
Speaker 13 (18:31):
M Okay? Hold up, let me get what these straights.
This is what you called me for in the middle
of my work day to tell me that you're kicking
me out the church because I don't give enough money
to the church while I'm at my job that I
can very afford to pay.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
My bills with.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
So that a fact, I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
I've never met you in my life.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
And I don't know what this church you know?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
This church?
Speaker 13 (19:00):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you had the nerve to call me.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Okay, no, no, no, now let me say something. Now,
you being very unchristian like, now does the cards You're
gonna watch it done? In your language? Him?
Speaker 13 (19:18):
This is not christian like?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane. Isn't
that your brother?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And my brother Dwyane is who told me to call you?
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Really my brother?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
So what so what is it about?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Huh whatever?
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
No, mo oh my gosh, she's got you. Can't meet
by you from this job.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I'll make a lobby.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
I'm looking at me.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Oh my gosh, you are right. You tell me what's up?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
No, no, no, oh my god, Oh my gosh, my
heart is racing.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steeve Harvey.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Shut. God is not through with you, but we are.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
That's that's that's a real statement.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I've heard it in church.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
But I am all right.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's when I first saw hate. Sister Patterson hated on
Sister Thornton's dinner rolls since Thorn had to bet den roll.
You hate if you want to, but I'm taking all right.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
Thank you, junior.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
You're listening.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the
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say to Spike Lee as he is inducted into the
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top of the hour. Yeah, as a fan. Maybe as
a fan he's a big nix that's coming up at
the top, But right now it's time for as the
clo or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from
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France's in Buffalo Frans's Rights. I've been married thirty seven
years and I've never been satisfied in the bedroom. I
want to have sex with a guy that I work with,
just to see if there's a big difference. He said.
Once I try it, I will be hooked. This sounds
so risky. Is it worth a try or not?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I really most dudes tell you that have lied anyway,
all have heard alive before. So you know, I don't
stay where you at matter fact that you ain't never
been satisfied in thirty seven years, and you set there
for thirty seven years. It's quite impressive to me.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I wanted to say kudos and congratulations and bone for
our yards and Bonavista and our style away whatever else
congratulatory remarks you can have in a foreign language or blesuego,
you know, whatever you want to call thirty seven years
of not being satisfied. I wouldn't even type that ladder
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because I've fixed this long long, long time ago, or left.
I would have left. I'm not saying I'd have cheated
on you, but now I will say, I will you know,
see you about something else, though I would have to
see if bout something else. Yeah, because I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
First of all, I don't. I don't even know how
we getting married though, I don't even know how we're
gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Maybe she thought, mat yeah, no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
No no no. I need to get better than now. Yeah, yeah,
you know before we get some paperwork.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
Yeah, all right. Moving on to John Paul in Charlotte,
John Paul writes, my wife made homemade soup that did
not smell right, and I couldn't tell what kind of
meat it had in it, so I didn't want to
try it. I poured my bowl down the disposal. I
forgot to clear it out. So my wife smelled it.
She's hurt. How do I fix this?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
How do you smell soup in a garbage disposed? Well,
see right there? Maybe, well if you can smell it,
If you can smell soup in a garbage disposal, imagine
what he smelled in that bowl.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
And he couldn't eat it. Now you know, did she
eat the soup?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
She made it?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
She may Where does she.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Go shopping in to make this soup?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Maybe you need to do a little research.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Well, why why he do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Why couldn't he talk to her and said, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Smell right, I'm not gonna maybe I can't eat You
say soup you smell thish? Yeah, when you try something else?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Well, how does he fix it? What does he say
to fix it?
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Donald?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know, sorry about that? Maybe I've got to It's
gonna require some type of apology that I do know.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Hey, but you want to go out to eat it?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
All right? Moving on to Dodd in Pensacola, God writes,
my daughter is thirty two and she flirts with my
man in my face. She asked him for some money,
and he told her she can have whatever she wants
if he can have whatever he wants. How do I
get my daughter to stop acting like that around my man?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
What your man said? He can ask?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
You can get whatever you want if I can get
whatever I want?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What do you think you need to talk to your daughter?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Terrible?
Speaker 11 (25:16):
I think you need a new family a man.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, I don't either want them sound right? Wo wow,
that's pretty that's pretty low down. But but he in
front of your face though, which you can get? Yeah,
yeah you can. If I get what I want, you
can get whatever you want.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
That's crazy, it is, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Pretty much.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yeah. So, but she just wants to know how does
she stop her daughter from acting like that around her man?
What that's your question?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't really know. I don't. I can't imagine being
disrespectful to my parents. I just that's not the life
I had. I have no experience at that. I just
wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
Even Yeah, yeah, I didn't a check our daughter.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Yeah you know, all right?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Last one, Steve, This is from mac in Douglasville. Max says,
I let my girlfriend drop me off at work and
keep my SUV so I can see what she's up
to when she's.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Not with me.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
I tracked my truck down in the hood where I
buy my weed. Is she worth confronting? Or should I
leave this sneaky chick alone?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
If you got to track your girl, that probably ain't
your girl. Now that truck down there in the hood
where you buy your wied let me ask you something.
Dog do y'all smoke weed together? Because she probably know
the plug too. That's all I'm seeing.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Doesn't mean she's cheating, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, where her mama stay?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
He just mama got to do with it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well, when my mama was living, I wanted to go
see her. I had to go the hood too, So
what what? Oh, she might be down there seeing her mama.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Can't you should confront her about it?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Or maybe her mama just start selling weed.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm just trying to help you bro be able to
get your case right.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
So you're saying he should confront her, that's what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Or are you?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I would? Hey, hey, hey, where you be going? Matter
of fact? Just say hey, baby, I'll let you use
the truck. Where you go doing today? Uh huh, Well
I drive down there. You know where you buy your weed.
I go down there because I started buying mine from
down there. And you know, she tell the.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Truth, so you think she should tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I don't recommend the truth. I don't know where did
you hear that?
Speaker 11 (28:16):
It's weird though, you know, I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I holler, where did you hear that from?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Well, you said, actually what happened and where the car was,
So I mean that's what she was telling her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So I'm like, well, she told the truth.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So that's what if she If she tells you the truth,
then that I can't that's yeah, I can't see her
doing that or why wish.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Even if you tell her he has a tracker on
the car, he knows where the car is.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Damn what you got on that track of track? Track
is be y'all?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Maybe that tracker fell off your truck when you were
down there buying were.
Speaker 11 (29:05):
Coming up next entertainment news right after this, you're listening Morning.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Show, all right.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
So Drake and Kendrick Lamar held the biggest and most
entertaining rap beef in hip hop history this year, and
just when it's starting to die down a bit well,
Deadline reports that Channel four is in works to do
Public Enemies Kendrick Versus Drake, a documentary. Public Enemies Kendrick
Versus Drake is described as a cultural exploration of two
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of the most influential voices in modern music, and will
delve into their backgrounds, talents, and visions that made them
global icons. And that sounds like something I would want
to see. I want to see it. Okay, Public Enemies
Kendrick Versus Three Okay, should be good. Maybe they'll talk
about the beef and everything.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't even know how it started.
Speaker 11 (29:59):
Yeah, that's that's what I was like.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
He didn't want nothing to do with the beef with
Kendricks got in it.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It's a lie, like Drake shouldn't want to have to
do this no more.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This is a lot.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
It's a lot Drake these songs together.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't understand what happened.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Well, maybe we'll find out in the documentary. It's coming up. Also,
we got to say congratulations to Kendrick Lamar. His song
Not Like Us broke the Hot Rap song chart record
for most week at number one. They not like us, Drake.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
He has seen that though.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
I can't wait for Public Enemies Kendrick Kendrick Versus Drake.
The documentary coming out soon.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
But it is not.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
I want to see it.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
You ain't gonna understand it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
So what was your You don't know that you know
nothing about wrapped? Oh girl, you're like.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
You're finish learned.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's all you know. You'll know none. I surely watch
this right here.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Watch name I can't remember, don't even ask kit be humble,
stay humble that one, and they're not like us. There
you go, sit down and be humble. I know that one.
Moving on, Attorney Tony Busby, the lawyer that claims to
(31:35):
be representing one hundred and twenty new victims of sexual
assault by Diddy and his celebrity friends, stated that most
of the celebrities that have been accused of sexual assaults
have paid and settled with the accuser privately. According to
The Daily Mail, attorney Busby said, in every single case,
especially cases like this, because it's in the best interests
(31:55):
of the victim, we attempt to resolve these matters without
the fire of a public lawsuit. And we've done that
already with a handful of individuals, many of which you've
heard of before. Busby stated that there are, however, some
celebrities that haven't heeded the warning from his office, and
they are set to be named in lawsuits in the
(32:15):
coming weeks. Wow, so he's working on this.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, I mean, what can you what's your thinking?
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, I thank God for that.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
At least.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Huh, I said, I thank God for that. At least
I ain't in that. So but you know what, though,
there are you know what I'm telling you, though, there's
just a lot of false claims out there. There are
a lot of them. There are people after a paycheck.
There are a lot of people making false claims. Man.
(32:52):
And we live in a sad, sad society where you know,
people are And the problem that we have is once
even okay, even if it's proven that the man is innocent,
his reputation is tarnished and that nothing happens to the
person who brings these false charges. And that's where the
(33:14):
unfairness comes in at you know, like people do cease
and desist all the time, but nothing happens to the
person who had to cease or desist and decease. That's
the problem with it. You know you can't. It's not fair, man.
It is really not fair to be allowed to accuse
a person of something, try to extort them, find out
(33:37):
it ain't true, and then you get to skip to
the lou my dollar off which you didn't get no money,
but you.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
Try, and then it really makes it hard for the
real victim for their story too.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It makes it really difficult for the real victory and
it makes it and it makes it difficult for the
accused who has to suffer the unfair scrup and public
opinion over something that was false, because as soon as
you hear this, you start thinking, oh, he did that,
And sometimes that's not the case, right, But the person
(34:12):
who accused him of it, who wanted to try to
extort them for some money, if they lose, they just
go away. That has to be a penalty for people
who make false charges on people. That has to be
a penalty for that.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, especially if you falsely accuse somebody. Man, you messing
with a person's reputation.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
We'll see how this case plays out. Yeah, and check
this out. New York Knicks superfan Spike Lee was inducted
into the Nasmith Basketball Hall of Fame for being a
super fan and an ambassador of the game. Spike Lee
joins other inductees actors Billy Crystal and Jack Nicholson, and
real estate developer Alan Horwitz as part of the Jimmy
(34:57):
Goldstein Superman Superfan Gallery. The super Fan Gallery was created
back in twenty twenty one to honor the NBA's biggest
and most tenured fans, and Spike Lee is certainly one
of those for the East and Jack Nickerson for the West.
He loves his Lakers.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah you think, Tommy, you get one of them for
Texas A and m College.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
What about you for Cleveland though, Yeah, I don't go
to no games.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They ain't got no pictures of me at the game.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Would talk about them on your radio show.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I love Cleveland Brown loved him boys.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Man, dude, man, they hurt me though, they over and
over and over. The pain I'll suffer. Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we have
information on Hurricane Milton, especially for those unable to evacuate.
Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show, the Nash
will her Hurricane Center. Warren in an update yesterday that
while Hurricane Milton is expected to weaken before it makes
(36:06):
landfall Wednesday night, Milton has the potential to be one
of the most destructive hurricanes on record for West central Florida.
Hurricane Milton could change its path and an exact location
where it will hit land is still unknown. Many Florida
residents jammed highways trying to evacuate, but there are some
(36:27):
that aren't able to leave. They are not able to leave.
They just can't leave. They have nowhere to go. For
those people that are not able to evacuate, there are
storm shelters set up across Florida. You can go to
Florida disaster dot org. That's Florida disaster dot org to
see what your options are and there are relief counselors
(36:47):
available to help. That's floridadisaster dot Org.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, you know another thing is you know neighbors. Check
on neighbors a lot of times in nice neighborhoods. You know,
the as an elderly person that stays across the street
or something. Just go check on them, man, see how
they're doing. If they you know, it can't it can't
hurt you. You might not be able to take them
with you where you're going, but you can drop them
(37:11):
off at the shelter. You know, just kind of look
out for one another man, just neighbors being neighbors. But
they're really talking about how difficult difference is is gonna be,
so we gotta you gotta adhere to the evacuation. I
appreciate the roads being packed going north, but like they say,
some people can't leave, and though those are the people
(37:31):
you have to be concerned about. So show a little
compassion for your fellow man, if you got that in you.
If you don't got that in your God and know
it anyway, and he ain't gonna have none for you.
So you know, that's how that do forgive us, How
trustpasses that we give, those who trustpass against us. That's
what that means, you know. So you know, just trying
to scare you into doing the right thing, you know,
(37:53):
just trying to get you a little closer to your
goal of heaven.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Yeah, you have some compassion. I mean, this storm is
a monster. I mean, you know it's a monster. Disney
World is closed. They close Disney World. You very rarely
hear about.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Them closing down Disney World.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
So this is not a joke.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
And if you can't leave, you and you know you
have people that are there that can't leave, you know, essentials, water,
nonperishable food items, batteries, candles. These are things that you
should always have, especially if you live in a hurricane area,
to be prepared to try if you're trying to ride
the storm out. But you hear the elect officials and
(38:33):
the local people in Florida saying please leave. If you're
told to evacuate, you will not you possibly.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
Because that ride the storm out theory for.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
These storms are different.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Yeah, you can do.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It doesn't work for so many people. I'm a ride
the storm out, It's not this is not what you
do that.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
If you just help go to Florida disaster dot org.
What are you saying? Girls?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
I was saying, if you decide to stay and ride
it out, and then now first responders can't get to
you because it's too dangerous, So when they tell you
to evacuate, it's for your own safety as well.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
Yeah, all right, guys again, floridadisaster dot org coming up.
At thirty four minutes after the hour, MSNBC host said
that Trump is preparing for civil war we'll talk about
it right after this.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
Well, on Monday, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough of Morning Joe
said that Donald Trump and his desperate family are preparing
for civil war after Trump spoke about assassination attempts on
political rivals and he mentioned quote an enemy within. This
has caused widespread fear of another horrific event like the
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insurrection on January sixth, but much worse. Late last week,
during a speech at the White House, when asked if
the upcoming election would be free, fair and peaceful as
an invite, and warned of the potential for violence and
said the aftermath of the election could be violent. That
is scary in America. That is really scary.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well, because they've allowed Donald Trump to hijack the entire
Republican Party, which used to not be a bad party.
But once you allow him to be the head of
your party, then you have to suffer under his guidelines.
Everybody that says something he don't like is fake news.
(40:34):
Everybody that's against him is the enemy. He calls out
on his people to act a certain way. You know,
he's divisive. I mean, this country, man is just it's not.
It's it's his way or the highway, and that's the
danger here. And I don't don't, man, I really don't
(40:54):
understand how people don't see it. But everybody knows that
this guy's he's not going to do a peaceful transition
of power.
Speaker 11 (41:02):
He's not going.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
To do that. He didn't do that last time. He
ain't gonna do it this time. If he loses, he's
already saying it's going to be a blood bath. I
don't know how many what else do that mean? Well,
it was taken out a context. Blood bath mean ass whooping?
That's been that way, Yeah, at a high school basketball
(41:26):
game of what that It's always led to violence, It's
never been a term of endearment. That's bloodbath does mean
what it's going to be read in the bathtub? No,
that ain't what that means.
Speaker 11 (41:41):
No, it does not. And the race is close, Steve,
You've mentioned that several times how close this presidential race is.
But we still can make a difference if we go
and cast our vote, we still can.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
We are the difference.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Yeah, we saw four years ago that we are.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
The difference, y'all. If we show up for Kamala has
she would be president, and that that will send a
clear message in a lot of ways. So all of this,
why we vote. They ain't gonna do nothing for us,
Do something for yourself, Send a message about us, Send
a message for your children that is doable, that is,
think that the White House is thinkable? Now do that
(42:20):
for your children. For the imagery of what it would
look like to have this woman as president, you know,
the only is ignorant mess y'all talking, just ignorant man
without giving any forethought to who we are as a
people and what we've gone through. Why would you vote
for a man who simply has told you on a
hat and everything he gonna make America great again? When
(42:42):
was this great for us? Ever? What period you want
to go to?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Right?
Speaker 11 (42:46):
And you know, and just think of you know, everybody's asking,
well what we don't know her? Look at how quickly
she turned this campaign around, how quickly she jumped into
the campaign and made it work. You know, I mean,
get so many people on her side. She didn't have
time to do. All of these people have years to
get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
We don't know her weeks.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
We do know Donald Trump? What see y'all gonna make
me cuss? This is bull. Listen to me. Quit talking
about we don't know her, you know him. What is
it about him that's attractive to you as a black person?
(43:28):
What is it about him that's attractive to you? What
is it that he does? What has he said? I'm
telling y'all, man, you ignorant if you don't understand what
he means by make America great again?
Speaker 8 (43:41):
What time period are we going to? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
He keeps trying to take it back. I'm telling y'all, man,
this is not the guy for us. He's really not
the guy for this country. But when you are of
light mindedness like he is, you will go in there
and pull the trigger him. But if you look at
this for real, there's no way he should be president.
(44:05):
But then there's seventy million people in this country who
can vote who I exactly like him.
Speaker 11 (44:13):
I have to agree with you on that one. All right,
Coming up next, it is the prank phone call for today.
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is his bad jokes backfired.
We'll get into that and find out what that's all
(44:35):
about in just a few but right now it is
Junior in for the nephew with today's prank phone call
which you got for us?
Speaker 9 (44:41):
Junior?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, in for the nephew.
Speaker 10 (44:43):
Just this some I want to ask the team, has
you has anybody heard from you?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Do we know.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
What a nephew is different?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Well?
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Actually yeah, Junior, he DIDEP we do on this one.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well he's believing not and be embarrassed to say, but
he's he's on vacation. Okay, Okay, I don't know who's going.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Okay, he said he's gonna back.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Did you see the paperwork? No, we don't, We don't.
We don't, okay, paper.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
We don't do paperwork at this company.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
That Yeah, I ain't seen no paperwork to two thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Not a piece of paperwork.
Speaker 8 (45:35):
No, really you know they find out corporate person.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I don't. I don't respond emails either. So if
you don't catch me, you're really not talking.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
If we don't catch you, you don't even have a
copy of the show or nothing. You don't know what's coming.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You don't, No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (45:53):
You know. The producers Moniquin call it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
They do. They produce the shows alternate and uh, they
make copies of the show, they send them to you,
and Tommy gets a copy you got. I don't need
no copy of no show. I don't want to know
you do, but you just don't go on. It would
help a great deal if yes. Well, I enjoy coming
(46:16):
to work being surprised every day, you know, and then
not only with what's gonna happen today, but what each
segment is. That's like I don't know when it's Roscoe
Wallace in today. I don't know when it's Old Dale's day. Yeah,
I don't really know when the pass has come on.
I just when y'all raise your hand and tell me
(46:36):
that's hope, then that's what I do.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
Okay, Well, yes, yes, Carler, What are.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
We about to do right now?
Speaker 7 (46:43):
Because we do it every day at this time for
the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
What are we about to do?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Right?
Speaker 8 (46:53):
There?
Speaker 11 (46:56):
He goes, getting a.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Six to ten, he said, he said, Strawberry left.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Hello along trying to set your trenda.
Speaker 15 (47:08):
Please, this is trenda.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Uh? Can you work at same with shop? Yes? I do?
Who is this? Okay? With you? There? Did you work
last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close.
Speaker 12 (47:21):
Yeah, I work every Wednesday. Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,
looked around to try and get your phone thumb. I
got a bit of a complaint. Rout.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Wait wait wait wait wait, you calling me with a
complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I've done the research to get your number, man, And
what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
And first of all, you need to be calling the
corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you call
it eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.
Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave you gave
you myself on I'm a whoop date.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming
out not washing your hands.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
No, No, the problem I don't never come out and
not wash my hands.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
First of all, you're working.
Speaker 12 (48:08):
I've been working there for three years. You be coming
at me with no book that I ain't came out
and I washed my hands.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
three years and you're coming out and you know unsanitizing
this way you're treating people.
Speaker 12 (48:21):
Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking
behind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said.
I've been there three years. I've been employered of the
month six times. Don't be coming to me when none
of this book.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
I don't know how you employee of the month. You
must be the nasty employee of the month because you're
coming out you're not washing your hands. I saw you
scratch your head and you ain't putting glumbs off.
Speaker 12 (48:43):
I always put gloves on my hands. I don't know
who the hell you think you are. But don't be
calling my phone with this. You need to be calling
headquarters if you got to complaint.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming
at a mom to see if you're gonna be up
in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come
out there to out of the bathroom again with the
same thing. Come on up there.
Speaker 12 (49:04):
I'm gonna be there from sixty cars sixty cars, and
I bet you if you come up to tomorrow, I'm
gonna make it standwich yaies you're gonna do what I'm
gonna make it standwich'all, show.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Who you think you talking to? Yo?
Speaker 12 (49:15):
You said your name was around right. Let me talking
on my phone with this.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that
you is this right here. If I come up in
there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on,
you gonna mess round.
Speaker 12 (49:26):
I get all right, you're gonna woop my. You're gonna
want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from sixty ten,
and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers,
my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you
by myself.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Excuse me, you gonna you you're finna try to take
on a man.
Speaker 12 (49:41):
I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Your need to get your little nan sit behind in
the bathroom and wash your hands and keeping them put
them on your hand. You're gonna be coming up with
some people food like that.
Speaker 12 (49:54):
Bring your throwing up there sixty ten. You know why
I worn't six your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 12 (50:04):
I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna
know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your
throwing up there, your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I'm coming up there tomorrow. Come on, I'm going up
there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna show you how
to be saniti. I'm gonna be with some gloves on.
Do you hear me?
Speaker 12 (50:23):
You're gonna be my and you steady something about woo them.
Let's go bring you set up there and we donna
see whos gonna get made?
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Well?
Speaker 12 (50:31):
What kind of man as you anyways to be talking
about fighting a walk?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You are? And you are what you call me?
Speaker 12 (50:41):
Tee hek you.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow. Is you?
Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
Speaker 12 (50:48):
What kind of you anyway? You're gonna call up and
talking about you're gonna fight females y'all with some hand washing.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Bring your prince.
Speaker 12 (50:58):
I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten. I'm
gonna be here, matter of fact. I'm gonna be there
five forty five, Bring your supper five o'clock and I'm
gonnahoop yo, who thank you talking to I'm go's gonna
stop to bring supper tomorrow sixty ten. You're gonna see,
You're gonna see what's up.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
I got one more thing to say to you for her.
Come up there tomorrow. I'm yo.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
You got to say.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I don't care.
Speaker 12 (51:22):
I'm gonna whoop, yo, say.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
That I got. I got one more thing. Listen to me.
What you listen? What what listen? Nephew? Tell me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You say, Hey, this nephew,
till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got franked by your coworkers.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
Man, you man, see, man, y'all got me.
Speaker 15 (51:48):
Man, I was like sixty tea in the marrow.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
I got something for her.
Speaker 12 (51:52):
She's gonna have to watch her back every hour, every
hour on the hour.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
I got something for her.
Speaker 12 (51:58):
I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm there gonna do tomorrow.
Believe that.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
I was.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
I was gonna who laying. You don't even know what
you had a store for you. You're going, man, your
arm's gonna pull me off. And that probably wouldn't have
been enough either.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
Hey, I got one more thing. Ask your baby girl,
what is what is the baddest radio station in the Land.
Speaker 12 (52:21):
You already know Steve Harvey morning.
Speaker 10 (52:26):
There you go, Shirley, six to ten, six to ten,
play too, Okay, yeah, now we're about to go into
the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Just let you know we're about to do that next.
That's coming up here.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
You know what you yes, I don't.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I don't need this.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
You don't need him prepping you for what's next.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
Charlotte, tell me what we're gonna do next.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
On the way out, was it prepping? That's what it
sounds like.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
That's what it is.
Speaker 10 (52:53):
You said before we went to the prank, you said,
it's Strawberry letter time.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
You just I just step that's all.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Yeah, Hey, Junior, you know man, you know you know
because tom ain't it that. That ain't more time, Junior,
you're supposed to say, sure it is.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
Now you give do today on Sports Figure.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
Talk about I don't even saying that long Tommy talk
about I don't even do that.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I respect you.
Speaker 8 (53:25):
Don't can know about Tommy talking about me, man, Tommy wish.
Speaker 11 (53:32):
All right, coming up next Strawberry letter for today. The
subject is bad jokes backfired. We'll get into it right after.
Thank you, ju Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
This one.
Speaker 11 (53:41):
You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice and relationships, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter at Steve
HARBFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're going to read this one right here, right now,
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and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
It could be yours. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
It is time for the Strawberry Little with my good
friend Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 11 (54:11):
Thank you, my good friend Kier Junior spates subject his
bad jokes backfired. Dear Stephen, Shirley, My husband tried his
hand at comedy a few years before I met him.
He started doing amateur nights, but his career never took off.
After a local club burned down, so he started doing
fundraisers at the church, and his jokes almost got him
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put out of the church. I married him after he
got a job at a car dealership. He's great at
selling cars, so I encouraged him to stick to that.
He told me years ago that he has to exercise
his comedy muscle or he would lose it. He never
had it. Since he doesn't have an audience, he tells
all of our business and tries to pass it off
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as jokes. I turned a whole load of white clothes
pink after I watched a red towel.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
With the load.
Speaker 11 (55:01):
At a family dinner, he made a joke out of that.
He was cracking up and everyone was telling him that
I was about to bust his head for making fun
of me. He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep
while we're intimate, and it made everyone in the room
very uncomfortable. I got so tired of it that I
started to put him on blast and play it off
as a joke. I told how he can't last in
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bed some night, so I have to make sure I
have plenty of batteries in the nightstand with my toys.
All of our friends were laughing like crazy at my jokes.
I may have gone too far, but I wanted to
get his attention. I never expected him to get mad
enough to stop talking to me, but that's what happened.
He said, my jokes are mean and his are fun
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and lighthearted. He's overlooking the fact that he is not
funny or entertaining. He said, I'm trying to steal his
joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. It's a
lost cause at this point, he has a nerve to
be mad. How do I settle all of this nonsense?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Where you wrote the right show for this? I guess
you did.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
And as you know, I work with a comedian every
single day, three of them, as a matter of fact.
One of them is the king of comedy, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
So this I know for sure.
Speaker 11 (56:15):
You got to be able to make people laugh. You
got to be funny if you want to be a comedian, Okay,
And I'm so sure that that's rule number one. It's
not bad that he tells jokes about his life. Comedians
do that all the time, They draw from their life experience.
Steve makes us laugh every day. It's what he does,
it's who he is. He's just funny. But in your
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husband's case, if no one's laughing, then maybe that's not
what your husband does. And that's the part I think
that he doesn't get. If no one ever laughs at
his jokes, then it's not what he should be doing period. Okay.
I mean, we as women love men with a sense
of humor and who can make us laugh. And you're
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not laughing at all. It really sounds like you're the
funny one in the family. And clearly maybe he can't
take a joke when the joke is on him. So
I think his anger is a combination of him realizing
he's not funny and him hating on you because the
people laughed at your jokes. I think as a family,
a husband and wife, you guys should leave the comedy
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to the professionals before this really gets out of hand.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Steve, Well, thank you, Cherl. I taking from here wonderful response.
I hope you all enjoyed. Shirley's response, Nah, gonna be different.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
Let me start by saying, stay in your lane.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
What is you over here for? This whole letter got disasterful.
Let me just break the letter down for you, line
by line. What went wrong in this letter? My husband
tried his hand in comedy a few years ago. Right here,
tried his hand.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
At comedy, says disaster.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Before I met him, he started doing amateur nights listen
to this, but his career never took off after the
local club burned down.
Speaker 8 (58:05):
Let me tell you something. If your ass is so bad.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
That somebody came over there after your performance, on amateur
night set the club on fire. That was a sign
right there that ain't what you do.
Speaker 8 (58:17):
Hey man.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
You got off stage and somebody came back that next
night it said I'm not coming down here to see
this no more, and set the damn club on fire.
Oh club going. So he started doing fundraisers at the church,
and his jokes almost got him put out the church.
Now let me tell you something. Don't nothing work as
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a fundraiser at the church. I'm just gonna here to
tell you we've all been a part of the building
fund for a number of years at our church. What
church you know?
Speaker 8 (58:49):
Then built some off the building fund.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
I went to the same church twenty four years, had
a little building fund box set up. We put building
fund box on that twenty years, I ain't seen a
doknob get put on the church. He started doing fundraisers
at the church and his jokes almost got him put
out the church. Then you married him after he got
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a job at the car dealership, so I encouraged him
to stick to that.
Speaker 8 (59:19):
Now listen to me.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
This is where nobody in my entire comedy career saying, hey, Steve,
you need to start selling cars. Though you need to
you really need to look into selling cars. I've never
heard that, so if you've heard an alternate profession suggested
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to you by an audience member, this is probably not
what you now. I've had some bad nights, we all have.
I wanted to disappear on that stage. I dream a genie.
I wanted to just blink my ass right out of there.
But I ain't never had to go sale cars. You
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encouraged him to stick to that, and then he told
you years ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle,
that he'll lose it.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
He never had it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
You can't give what you never had.
Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Well, well, bless your soul, you can fool a feuse.
Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
All right, we'll have part two if ah know the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Thanks.
Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
After his bad jokes backfired is the subject of today's
Strawberry Letter as he sings us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Out, we'll be back.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Why his career will not take off.
Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
All right, you on Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
Subject is bad jokes backfired.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
And this lady married to this dude that's an amateur comedian,
thought he was good. Career didn't take off and after
the show one night he was doing amateur nights. His
career didn't take off, and it says after the local
club burned down. It didn't just burned down, it got
set on fire. Somebody came through there and saw your
husband set that night and decided this place didn't need
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to exist because it kept putting him up on Tuesday nights,
and so they burned the club down. He decided to
take his craft over to church and participated in the
building fund that almost got him put out the church.
Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
I don't know what joke he told, who is that
on that cross?
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Boy, what did you say? Who see? I'm telling you
you dudes that ain't got it ain't got it. He
got a great job selling cars and he was great
at it, so she encouraged him. He told me years
ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle or he'll
lose it. Well, you didn't have no comedy muscle, though,
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So since he doesn't have an audience anymore, what he
does is he tells all of their business and tries
to pass it off as jokes. So she turned a
whole load of white clothes pink. After she washed the
red tie with the load I did that in college.
Wasn't at a family dinner. He made a joke about that.
He was cracking up, and everybody was telling him. I
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was about to bust his head from making.
Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
Fun of me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep while we're intimate,
and it made everybody in the room very uncomfortable. So
I got tired of it. Here we go, Here we go,
This is what the letter about. Right here, I started
to put him on blasts and play it off as
a joke. I told him how he can't last in
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bed at night, So I got to make sure I
got plenty of batteries in the night stand for my toy.
Wa WHOA, Now, let me tell you what. He's sitting
over there looking straight crazy. Yeah, because first of all,
his joke was about you falling asleep while we intimate. Well,
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that joke's on him. This is how stupid he is
falling asleep while y'all being intimate. What that say about you? Well,
she probably sleep because you ain't doing nothing exactly. Why,
So now I gotta make sure I got plenty batteries
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in the nice hand. All our friends was laughing like
crazy at our jokes. I may have gone too far. Now,
me personally, I don't think you did. See that's the
thing about comedians. I really don't see how you went
too far. Matter of fact, I don't think you went
far enough. I'd have done molding that. But she said
I think I've gone too far. Well, let lem explain
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something to you. Comedians always get accused of going too far.
I've been shut down on my period on radio show.
I can't count the times they said, we're not putting
that on the air. Start over, mister, you know I've
been I've had to do a lot of things with
the show because they say I'm going too far. Well,
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I don't think is far. See the problem See with
me as a comedian and with this lady. She's probably
got more comedy blood in her than her husband. The
thing with comedians is we don't think we over the
line because our line is way out there. That's this,
y'all line we crossed. See this y'all line.
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
This ain't my line. I ain't nowhere near my line yet.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Too far is too far?
Speaker 11 (01:04:22):
Okay, too far to you shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
But me and the writer of this letter were hollering
about the batteries in that night stre.
Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
She said, But I did it to get his attention.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I never expected him to get mad enough to stop
talking to me, but that's what happened. He said, My
jokes are mean, and here is a fun and light
hearted that ain't no good joke though. See real jokes,
and Junior will attest to this. Real jokes are ninety
percent truth. That's what makes them really ninety ninety five
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percent truth. Now, the truth is you fall asleep when
he's into me. The truth is you got some extra
batteries in your nice stand, because when he go to sleep,
you wake up everybody in the night stand. Come on, Rabbit,
come on, sael of a bullet, are you come on, Thunderboat?
Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
Come on, Rocky, come on, squirrel.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You know when we had men too far?
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Oh, let's see here, ready, Woody Woodpecker, Woody wood peckle
to off, Big Thunder, Big Thunder.
Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
Was too far. Stop asking me, little rabbit.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Everybody something else? Anyway, he said, I'm trying to steal
his joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. Well,
she was killing a minute ago, so you may not
know the basics of comedy, but he don't know nothing.
About comedy. It's a lost cause. At this point he
has a nerve to be mad. How do I settle
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all of this nonsense? You don't you let it go?
Just let it go?
Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
What's that song to little kid say, let it go?
Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Let it go? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
That movie about the Ice?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Do that?
Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
Just let it go?
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And there's nothing you can do about it. He has
no chance at comedy. Tell him Uncle Steve said that
you got no shot at the big time. It's over
what your wife could be a writer?
Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
Believe you're tements on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and
Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out on
the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Coming
up next to its Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
You're listening Hary Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?
Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
Before I get the sport, Can I just say this
that about the Strawberry Letter, Can I take the man
wife on the road with me?
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I would let her open.
Speaker 15 (01:07:09):
If she tell that one joke and leave, she gonna
kill every single time, every single time I saw she
got to do to tell that one joke and leave,
she gonna kill because that's.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
You can't take nobody's wife on the road every now
and then you forget your man.
Speaker 14 (01:07:31):
Oh god, you know what I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I see on the radio she gonna say, Oh so
you want to take other wives on the road, but
you don't take me.
Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
That's why you're here.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Yeah, here the guide you through this Maids called man.
Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
You don't listen to me. You're gonna take You're gonna
take the same route out to it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I took the long way round, Junior.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
And you know what else, I gotta give this to
so fast you process that that's coming so fast.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
You did that instant because Junr is in me. I
was born with this gift, baby, just like you was
born with it, Junior. Yet, like Tommy was born with it,
he is in us. We can't help it like this,
like watch this right here, like Shirley, say anything, call
and say anything to me. Watch this here, watch this,
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watch You're gonna let you in your Stuart sports, Junior
don't know nothing about no damn sports. See how they
laugh to that right there?
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Right?
Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
That's not true, No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
No, But what makes every joke true is ninety five
said truth. I just told y'all that, And that's why
y'all laughed.
Speaker 11 (01:08:47):
I laughed because you have.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
To watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Say something else, say something else, say say anything else,
say it, watch it, say.
Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
It, say say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
What's gonna do for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
What you're gonna do for the weekend? Live in other
week And it's Friday, and I just got paid. I'm
gonna take my money and give it to my wife
like I do every damn week and truth, go ahead, Judie,
what you're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
All gonna say?
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Man?
Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
A Robert Solid head coach of the Jets. Five out
of there, gone already five games in. They let him
go already?
Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
Man, what's the Jets record?
Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
They wanted?
Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
They wanted?
Speaker 13 (01:09:29):
What folk?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah, I took a beat down down?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
And hey, what is the Browns record? Junior?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Oh man, y'all y'all wanted, y'all want?
Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
You want?
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Where we're gonna.
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Find it is that that head coach from the Jets
out Willie Turner's.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Well, hey, he gonna get his score to that. But
it ain't the same will it Turner.
Speaker 11 (01:09:51):
That's Robert Swer Okay, he ain't go out like Willie. Yeah,
all right, Junior, thank you coming up at the top
of the hour, A wife needs some advice, Steve. She
got a call on the bluetooth and it's threatening her marriage.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
Right after that. You're listening.
Speaker 9 (01:10:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
This is from Cheryl, Steve and Dan Berry. Cheryl says,
as a female firefighter, I have my own room at
the station. I was taking my son to a doctor's
appointment with my husband. My phone was on the bluetooth,
so when it rang, I answered it. It was a
male colleague. He said he left his pillow in my
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room and needed the cod to the door. My husband
assumed we were sleeping together when I'm at work. I
tried to explain that the guy slept in my room
because I wasn't there, and he has never slept in
my room with me. Is there a way for me
to get through to him and clear up this big mess?
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Wait a minute, Wow? Left it in what room?
Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
In her room at the fire station. She's a firefighter
and she has her own room down there.
Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Well, you know, don't They have certain days on and
certain days off that they have to be there and
then they get been there off.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Obvious by my reaction You're gonna have a hard time
getting your answer out of this one, because right now
I'm trying to figure out why he in there with
your damn room and getting your pill out your room?
What does he sleep and what his room at? But
she was every firefighter got their own bed.
Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
She wasn't there though, she said, I.
Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Don't give it, damn what. But if it's her room,
what are he in there for? That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
Well, he was in there, and he left his pillow
in there, and her husband heard it when he called
it for her to get the coat to her to
get the cold so he could go in and get
his kill up.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
So you're reacting just like the husband.
Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
The alarm is own.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
It's from the fire now at your house. See, this
is what you call putting the fire out in your
own house. You didn't answer this on bluetooth, and now
he talking about this. Now your husband going whoa, whoa, whoa,
because they sound crazy, and all you got to do
is reverse the situation.
Speaker 11 (01:12:15):
It does sound crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
That's how I know this is crazy. Let a man
pick up his phone and a woman go, hey, I
need what's your code to your room because I got
to get my pillow out of that.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
What is this?
Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
Wait a minute, what.
Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Is she doing? Who is this? Who is this? He? Wait?
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
Why why she in your room?
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:12:41):
Yeah, she claims she wasn't there when he's sleeping there.
Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
No, no, no, no, no, why but why your room?
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Specifically?
Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
And then she comfort about to call you talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Some cold and I ain't got the cold.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Well, baby, you don't work there. Oh oh see problem,
this is a disaster. I can't help you. I can't
help now unless you won't a lie. Now, I can
help you out if you want to lie.
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
Well, maybe she could give her a lie, give her
a good one. I don't know how she can get
out of him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
That he don't really that that he's from the Make
a Wish Foundation and that yeah, he was just granting
the wish and was letting him sleep at the firehouse.
That's who that is, Yeah, from Make a Wish Foundation.
Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
I don't know if that was gonna fly.
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Well, he sounded like a grown man, but he really
love it.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Oh he's a child.
Speaker 11 (01:13:41):
That's a better lie.
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
And that was his make a wish. He wanted to
work at the fire station, so I let him use
my room. Yeah that was his father calling.
Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
That was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Yeah, that was the Make a Wish Foundation, baby dad calling,
we can get the baby pill out the rook What
that was?
Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Well, how did Make a Wish have your number?
Speaker 12 (01:14:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Make a Wish got my number because I signed up
to be a participant in the Make a Wish Foundation.
I want to start a giving back.
Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
Oh, you could have told me we could have done
that together.
Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Yeah, it was this thing they was doing just with firemen.
Don't nobody want to come down to your job. You work.
Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Well, check out counting down at the grocery store, don't.
Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
That's where.
Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Cold you and the dairy department down there at the Kroger.
Don't nobody want to come in there and learn how
to put milk on the shelf. That's why call me.
See right now, you want to lie, I got it
for you. If you want to tell the truth, You're
gonna get a divorce. What you want to do?
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Yeah, this is a disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
It is all right.
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Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah it is, man, that's a good idea. Be called cybersecurity.
Big Now they can steal so much stuff from me
and they can mess you up. And the cold thing is,
once you prove that it's cyber security, it's been a
breach that there's.
Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You still have to pay.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
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Speaker 9 (01:16:21):
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Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I can't even get a credit call, like you know,
if you go to a store like bad Pro shops
and you try to get to get the credit call
because you want the free hat at the front. I
can't even do that.
Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for coming up next. Uh,
we'll do we'll do around it. Would you rather have security?
Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
It is time now to play around it. Would you
rather would you rather fly to Memphis for ribs or
would you rather fight a flight of Maryland for crab cake?
Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
No, I'd rather fly to for ReBs.
Speaker 10 (01:17:01):
Okay, crams cakes can be disappointed and then they give
you two two crab cakes and then you done.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
That's it. Cram cakes Sometimes they not they have too
much filler, you know, if the people that make real
crab crab.
Speaker 11 (01:17:20):
I don't want that filler, right, okay, all right, ribs
for you guys?
Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
Would you rather raise a newborn baby a newborn baby?
Or would you rather be have five small dogs in
the house?
Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Be because I let them all out, it's gonna be
No dogs by tonight.
Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
All right, Junior, you just got a new dog.
Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
It's gonna be I'm not doing a newborn.
Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
Baby and Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
And Junior is the perfect person to have five dogs,
because all he got to do is let him out
in the backyard because they out on the prairim open range.
Ain't no fence down there. And Junior just told me,
ain't nobody in the neighborhood got a fish. I'm not
living nowhere where you walk your ass up on me.
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It's a minute, jok.
Speaker 11 (01:18:15):
All right, this is a Halloween candy. Would you rather?
Would you rather skittles or candy corn?
Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Candy corn, candy corn or you I'm old school. They
didn't even have.
Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
What christ yummy yum me.
Speaker 11 (01:18:37):
It's candy corn, that corn candy.
Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
It was a lady on our street. She used to
put it was one lady that gave you a bag
of a coin candy about that big, looked like a
pack of Eminem's. Then it was one lady that threw
three pieces of coin candy in your bag. I hated that.
Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Lady, just individuals in her hand, just three pieces each
one get three pieces in their bag.
Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
N in it you can't find it when it's.
Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Time, you can't find So I got hip to her man.
Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
I just would hold my hand. I'll let him put
it in my hand and I eat mine right there.
You know, give me energy so.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I can keep trick or treat sweet.
Speaker 11 (01:19:22):
Yeah, they're so sweet?
Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:19:24):
Would you rather be best dressed or be the most
handsome best dressed?
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Because you know you know the second one ain't gonna happen.
Really clearly, you got to be best dressed because it's
no wait, you're gonna walk in the room. Be best looking,
because where is all these other lass people go? I'm
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glad you said that you And I wish Tom was
here so he could have said it too, because he
just said the same.
Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
But he'd probably thought he was the best looking him to.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Be a looking as he and to think he cute
though they never seen him from the tide. You've seen
that sloping ass neckline he got today.
Speaker 11 (01:20:11):
Right down to his last version of the day closing
remarks coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11 (01:20:20):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day on this Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Yeah, yeah, what you got, Shirley, Well, I wanted to ask.
Speaker 11 (01:20:30):
You a question, Steve. We're you know, we're in the
twenties now as far as the closeness to the November
fifth election, and you know, Kamala Harris is out there
that our vice president doing her things. She's reaching people,
she's touching people, she's doing all of that, and she
could conceivably be our next president, the first female president.
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So I want to ask you, as a man, You've
always been a champion for women. As a man, what
do what do guys say? What are they saying? Do
you really think they want for the first time to
let a woman lead our country? Are they ready for
that point?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
We really from what I'm hearing. From what I'm hearing,
I'm not hearing any negativity towards that because she's a woman.
Now there, I'm certain there are men masking it because
there are some men who will not vote for a woman.
I don't care who she is, because there are just
some chauvinistic men out there that don't think that women
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should be in charge of anything.
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
They didn't vote for Hillary No, So I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Element is out there. I'm more afraid of the other
reasons why people are not voting for her. You know,
if you're choosing not to vote for her, I'm more
concerned about your reason for not because the fact that
she's a woman really shouldn't have anything to do with
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it at this point, because when you look at the
choice to face with obviously she's a better choice to
be president of the.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
United States male, you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
And if you look at really, man, just the two
opponents between Harris and Trump, it's just clearly who is
the better person, you know, if we're going to vote
for an election, who's the better person. Who's the better candidate?
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Who would you like to best represent what you stand
for in this country? Not clearly to me that's her,
because I would rather have her talking on behalf of
this country than to have him talking. Or have you
heard him? Has he said anything that makes you feel proud?
(01:22:55):
See now, I'm just just some basic stuff. If you
could just tell me what he said to make you
feel proud, If he said anything that has earned your trust,
then I'd like to know that. If he has pointed
to things that make you feel safe or secure within
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your own skin, if you, as a black person, feel
prideful when he's up there talking, then I'm just asking
for some other things to consider if you're steal one
of those people who are up in the air, because
he's clearly man, if you listen to his rhetoric, if
you listen to his mission, it has nothing to do
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with you. It just don't. And I don't know how
else to say it to you.
Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
I mean, she said global warming was a hoax. Now
we see what's out writing now. Hurricane Milton a category
five in October, and he said that it was a hoax.
Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
Global Warming in Springfield, eat cats and dogs.
Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
I mean, come on, he said, drink some bleached to
you can get rid of COVID.
Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
Right, he said COVID was a hoax.
Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Yeah, I told people to stop wearing masks. Yeah, but
that all these things, you know, we could just take
the race part out of it. Just think back of
other things that he has said and has done.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
It's dangerous, it's it's and so what's alarming to me
is how the Republican Party has allowed him to hijack
that entire party. They are no longer can claim to
be the party of morality because he's not, you know,
and these evangelicals who are voting for him, and all
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these right wingers talking about he's he's against abortion. You
ain't got one picture Donald Trump going to no church nowhere.
He don't know no scriptures. He not gonna answer no
question about it because he don't know nothing about that Bible.
Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
When he had it, it was upside down in his hand,
remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
And he doesn't know anything because he upside down with it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And when he was asked one time, but does he
ever tie of being in the storm, he said, I
am the storm.
Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
Wow, you know, can you imagine being him right now?
Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
How his life must be. It is not a happy place.
He thrives on controversy. He sent those people down there
on January sixth, He sent some people down there. Clearly,
if you go down there, my lawyers will get you
out of jail. He said that let's go down there together.
He already told us that will not be a peaceful
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transition if he's not if he don't win this election.
And then he told us if he does win the election,
he'll be a dictator. But just for one day. You think,
this guy who can only do this for four more
years without in any chance answered reelection. You have no
idea what he's going to take this power, that he
has for the next.
Speaker 8 (01:26:05):
Four years and what he's going to do with it
for life.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I'm not hearing me and say that not voting for
her because she's a woman, I am a little bit
concerned about why people are not voting for her outside
of that. First of all, she's far more intelligent. She's
just a lot more capable. She's more experienced, she's more diplomatic,
she's more understanding.
Speaker 11 (01:26:30):
More presidential's a leader. She is is a narcissist and
a person that's trying to stay out of jail. Save
his own hide.
Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Yep, vote we voting, vote vote. That's my clothes out.
Go to vote, dot vote, dot.
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all, So.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them a bu bu boozy.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Listening to to.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy, yeah, joy, you.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Know you.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love. You gotta turn.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn the mouth.
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Turn You probably got to turn mouth turn out, turn
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Speaker 8 (02:12):
What God doing, y'all? Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What he doing? What he doing in your life? He's
doing something, He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though,
see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't
get so sick of waiting that you take matters into
your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it.
Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it
(02:38):
that way. I had a dream, I had a vision.
I had some hope, I had some faith, I had
some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it.
So I tried a couple other things. Move it along, boy,
I can't tell you how I messed it up. Then
I messed it up. Then, because God gave me the
power of decision, what I had to do was then
(02:59):
after I took matters into my own hand, messed it up.
Now I guess what, He still got something fummy. But nah,
I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten
them out, gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta
pay for my transgressions, all of that, All of that,
it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and
(03:20):
not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
call it whatever you want to call it. Every action
has an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it
just stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
(03:41):
be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
So you need you need the opposite. You need the
darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
so that sun can it can soak up the sun
and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
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happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
that you can do wrong and not have to pay
for that. You think this is man. We think man,
because we'd have made a decision that we think is
best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else,
we got the right to make that call. No, you don't.
(04:23):
Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
gang life, telling.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
You, yeah, man, you need to be this way to
be down with us. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around
the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
when it's time to do some time and they can
lessen they sentence, you.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Gonna get that time. They gonna point their finger dead
at you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I
watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man,
all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there,
just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even
the mob turns stateside every thence go fed all that
now we in now the hood, we dine created this
ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you
(05:07):
don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you
get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
if I was with you. That's a cold of honor
amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten no honor.
They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now
that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching. No snitching, You
(05:28):
got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst
themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
drag me down with you. Just do your time. Oh man,
you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
a law abiding citizen.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't want no crack house up street from my
mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come
to you. You got to make a decision every day
to do right. God ain't got no protection you on dirt.
You got what you got coming. You made a decision.
You go down there to get some you might get
got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to
so many men out here right now. I should have
(06:14):
said that in beginning, but a conversation that kind of
got away from me. I was gonna talk to you
about something else this morning, but it's just only man.
Because our communities. Man's just going to the pot man
because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody
care when they see that young dude over there doing wrong?
Look at them foods over that man, Go over there
and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You might not be able to approach the group, but
you can approach an individual.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I
saw you the other day.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You look like you got something going on in your life.
What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
you was doing. You know. It's like Tommy did a
prank phone call one time as a limo driver and
the dude. The prank was he called this limo company
to add that's this limo driver to take him to
(07:03):
this location late at night. And the limo driver got
a young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you.
I don't normally work like that. But how long you
need it? He say? For just about an hour? He said, well,
I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something.
Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
(07:25):
man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah.
He said, you want to go to the bank at
twelve thirty at night. He said yeah, and I'm gonna
be in for a few minutes. And when I come
out that bank, I need for you to flow it.
That to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said,
hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take
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you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You gonna
be in there for a few minutes and you gonna
come out, and you want me to flow it. He said, sir,
I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
the wrong company. He said, what made you call him?
He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
limo coman to you. Just drive. He stopped and took
the time out. He said, young man, let me tell
(08:07):
you something. He said, I've been down before, I've been
locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's
wrong with you young people today. Instead of going to
get a job, trying to work your way, you're always
looking for some fast money. He said, I'm gonna tell
you what I already know. Don't go down there messing
with them people's money like that because they love that
money way more than they love you, and they gonna
do something to you down there. Now. You stop this foolishness.
(08:30):
And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
a little bit of time out to tell you something.
Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
the limbo. It was a plank phone call. But the
point I'm making is the man took our time. He
could have just hung the phone up. But you know
(08:51):
what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let
me hip you to something. Because the brother had been
locked up before. He said, no, no, no, See, I've done
that when I was young, now almost and I'm gonna
take some moment out to tell you. I'm up here,
working man, trying to earn an honest living. I ain't
going back down there because I don't. They make you
eat what they want you to eat. You don't want
the food. You got to get up when they say
get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live
(09:13):
with who they say live. He said, man, you don't
want that, and he just tried to talk the young
man out of me. You can change a young man's
mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young
man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided
ain't having conversations with real men. They're just not having them.
And it's up to us who know what manhood is.
(09:34):
It's to start delivering the message the problem that we
have in our communities. We can solve ourselves it, to
escalate it to a point, because we who are men
won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to
day making money and trying to ball out. We won't
stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell
them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah,
(09:54):
I went there. I don't know where they came from.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You know what, Another day, another time, another opportunity, another blessing,
another moment of grace, another chance to show some gratitude.
I do. I invite you to do this. I know
you do, because I mean, it just makes sense. You
know a lot of people listening to this show, they
really do have sense, man. So I appreciate y'all waking
up and giving credit where credit is due, giving honor
(10:26):
and glory to God, and and and just being grateful man,
because wow, this is a blessing.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Man, really is Steve.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Harvey morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling frail Mississippi Monica Jr.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Junior? What's on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Let me let's talk about some music that you say
you sold all day long, right that you R and
B R and B. Yeah, we were talking about this, man,
give me me like the top four five this say
five bigginess songs that you know of off the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's big girl.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know I love you no matter what you do.
That's probably, to me, the greatest verbalized love song I've
ever heard, the best written love song of all time, lyrically.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Ass by Stevie Wonder as a woman back No, no,
beggar begging is.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Different to you.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Carol Melvin and the Blue Nose.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Miss Oh, I Oh, I.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Baby boy, I'm talking about that song right there is
seven minute version, yes, part A and B. Yes, it's
it's I'm talking about soulfully getting down man, oh.
Speaker 11 (12:11):
And again as as by Stevie Wonder, that's it. That's all.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Surely as I know that extra You.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Know, I don't know what the baby about it. Every
time I say, asked by Stevie want keep getting today,
it's just as it's what I said. What does he
say in the song as the son.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
He does?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Okay, I sold junior begging man you got me?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:52):
Who else is bigger Keith?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, your Keith was a bigger buddy Keith that the eighties?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Big Yeah, yeah, you just turn.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Keith was more of a whiner.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But but but all but but but musically gifted though,
Oh he swept my dude, Man, I'm talking about all
the weight and still got it.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Junior.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know it's hard, man, because I'd have to give
it some more thought. But I know, I I know
I ripped off there the greatest of all time.
Speaker 11 (13:31):
You know, big All right, coming up is in for
the Nephew. You're listening morning show, Well, Junior is in
for the Nephew today with today's prank phone call. What
you got for us? Junior.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
God is not through with you, but we are Yes,
the prank God is not through with you, but we
are there.
Speaker 12 (13:59):
You go.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Come.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara. This is
Brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
Speaker 13 (14:09):
Oh hey, how is I'm a at work? Can I
call you back?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I call
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long, but it really is a hurt. All right, Well,
that urgent matter. If you don't matter, all right, hold.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
On, hold on, let me step away from my tubercle. Okay,
so what's Brinkley.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
We have a bit of a problem here and we're
gonna try to We're trying to clean up a lot
of things here at the church. You know, I hate
to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying this. God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to eye attention sister Cara,
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that you guys are halfway coming to church. To you
you might come once once out of a month. You're
not tithing as we expected. You know, the church can't
really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
the church. But everybody is coming every now and we
need we cannot depend on you all to be the
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members and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
What you say, you say your name is yes, and
you work, you work under the diction. I'm sorry, I've
never heard of you before.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance, and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
pan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar,
(15:58):
I got I have to be honest with you. You
you the hell maybe once every want of someone, we
might see you might not see you, you know, and
like I say, God may not be through with you.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
But we all, well, okay, you can't say that. Listen,
why I don't understand, Like, are y'all monitoring my my
my church going like I can I can't. I can't
have to go every single week.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean, I why are you absent so much at
the church? Explain that?
Speaker 13 (16:28):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. I mean, I
still pray. I don't understand how a church can are.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
You got two jobs, but we're not getting tired? Like
you got two jobs, you're not tied, and like you
got two jobs.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Cause I can't afford you Just you just.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Said I got two jobs.
Speaker 13 (16:50):
That's what you just said, and that those two jobs
are in support my kids. I mean I can't support
the church and my kids. Is the same term I
can't do both? I mean I I do when I can.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Let me ask you something. What are you making on
that other job?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Are you serious? Are you you?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Really?
Speaker 11 (17:09):
You?
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Really? I didn't know the church?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
God? Is this deep?
Speaker 13 (17:14):
What you're really asking me? How much I make? And
my second job did I take to support my kids?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Come on?
Speaker 9 (17:21):
Now?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Did this gotta be something?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
be through with you, but we are. If you are
gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to
work on a consistent basis, then what do you benefit
the church?
Speaker 13 (17:39):
Is that what the church is about?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
This? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you.
You let me tell you what the church is all about?
The church is and you say, we go with.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
You again one more time? I'm serious.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? Is
that what the church is about? Let me tell you
what the church is. The church is a hot piddle
for crippled souls. You understand that that's what that's what
the church is. But when when we have the souls
that are coming in to be saved. We are doing
our job. And guess what those people that are coming in,
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you know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled.
You're not coming and you're not tithing. You may give
us a little some something when you show up. If
you show up, that am I right or wrong?
Speaker 13 (18:31):
M Okay? Hold up, let me get what these straights.
This is what you called me for in the middle
of my work day to tell me that you're kicking
me out the church because I don't give enough money
to the church while I'm at my job that I
can very afford to pay.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
My bills with.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
So that a fact, I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
I've never met you in my life.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
And I don't know what this church you know?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
This church?
Speaker 13 (19:00):
I hate to say it, but if that's what the
church is about, you had the nerve to call me.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Okay, no, no, no, now let me say something. Now,
you being very unchristian like, now does the cards You're
gonna watch it done? In your language? Him?
Speaker 13 (19:18):
This is not christian like?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Well, well do you do you know brother Dwyane. Isn't
that your brother?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And my brother Dwyane is who told me to call you?
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Really my brother?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
So what so what is it about?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Huh whatever?
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your brother Dwanne got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
No, mo oh my gosh, she's got you. Can't meet
by you from this job.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
I'll make a lobby.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
I'm looking at me.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Oh my gosh, you are right. You tell me what's up?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
No, no, no, oh my god, Oh my gosh, my
heart is racing.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Tell me that's the car. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steeve Harvey.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Shut. God is not through with you, but we are.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
That's that's that's a real statement.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I've heard it in church.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
But I am all right.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That's when I first saw hate. Sister Patterson hated on
Sister Thornton's dinner rolls since Thorn had to bet den roll.
You hate if you want to, but I'm taking all right.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
Thank you, junior.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
You're listening.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the
hour in Entertainment News. Just when you thought the Drake
Kendrick Lamar beef was down, well there will be a
documentary done about it. We can check that out soon. Also,
it looks like Ditty's high profile friends are paying off
their accusers to avoid lawsuits. And congratulations, we got to
(21:14):
say to Spike Lee as he is inducted into the
Basketball Hall of Fame. That's all coming up at the
top of the hour. Yeah, as a fan. Maybe as
a fan he's a big nix that's coming up at
the top, But right now it's time for as the
clo or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from
(21:35):
France's in Buffalo Frans's Rights. I've been married thirty seven
years and I've never been satisfied in the bedroom. I
want to have sex with a guy that I work with,
just to see if there's a big difference. He said.
Once I try it, I will be hooked. This sounds
so risky. Is it worth a try or not?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I really most dudes tell you that have lied anyway,
all have heard alive before. So you know, I don't
stay where you at matter fact that you ain't never
been satisfied in thirty seven years, and you set there
for thirty seven years. It's quite impressive to me.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I wanted to say kudos and congratulations and bone for
our yards and Bonavista and our style away whatever else
congratulatory remarks you can have in a foreign language or blesuego,
you know, whatever you want to call thirty seven years
of not being satisfied. I wouldn't even type that ladder
(22:33):
because I've fixed this long long, long time ago, or left.
I would have left. I'm not saying I'd have cheated
on you, but now I will say, I will you know,
see you about something else, though I would have to
see if bout something else. Yeah, because I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
First of all, I don't. I don't even know how
we getting married though, I don't even know how we're
gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Maybe she thought, mat yeah, no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
No no no. I need to get better than now. Yeah, yeah,
you know before we get some paperwork.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
Yeah, all right. Moving on to John Paul in Charlotte,
John Paul writes, my wife made homemade soup that did
not smell right, and I couldn't tell what kind of
meat it had in it, so I didn't want to
try it. I poured my bowl down the disposal. I
forgot to clear it out. So my wife smelled it.
She's hurt. How do I fix this?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
How do you smell soup in a garbage disposed? Well,
see right there? Maybe, well if you can smell it,
If you can smell soup in a garbage disposal, imagine
what he smelled in that bowl.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
And he couldn't eat it. Now you know, did she
eat the soup?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
She made it?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
She may Where does she.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Go shopping in to make this soup?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Maybe you need to do a little research.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Well, why why he do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Why couldn't he talk to her and said, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Smell right, I'm not gonna maybe I can't eat You
say soup you smell thish? Yeah, when you try something else?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Well, how does he fix it? What does he say
to fix it?
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Donald?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know, sorry about that? Maybe I've got to It's
gonna require some type of apology that I do know.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Hey, but you want to go out to eat it?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
All right? Moving on to Dodd in Pensacola, God writes,
my daughter is thirty two and she flirts with my
man in my face. She asked him for some money,
and he told her she can have whatever she wants
if he can have whatever he wants. How do I
get my daughter to stop acting like that around my man?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
What your man said? He can ask?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
You can get whatever you want if I can get
whatever I want?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What do you think you need to talk to your daughter?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Terrible?
Speaker 11 (25:16):
I think you need a new family a man.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, I don't either want them sound right? Wo wow,
that's pretty that's pretty low down. But but he in
front of your face though, which you can get? Yeah,
yeah you can. If I get what I want, you
can get whatever you want.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
That's crazy, it is, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Pretty much.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yeah. So, but she just wants to know how does
she stop her daughter from acting like that around her man?
What that's your question?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't really know. I don't. I can't imagine being
disrespectful to my parents. I just that's not the life
I had. I have no experience at that. I just
wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 11 (26:07):
Even Yeah, yeah, I didn't a check our daughter.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Yeah you know, all right?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Last one, Steve, This is from mac in Douglasville. Max says,
I let my girlfriend drop me off at work and
keep my SUV so I can see what she's up
to when she's.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Not with me.
Speaker 11 (26:31):
I tracked my truck down in the hood where I
buy my weed. Is she worth confronting? Or should I
leave this sneaky chick alone?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
If you got to track your girl, that probably ain't
your girl. Now that truck down there in the hood
where you buy your wied let me ask you something.
Dog do y'all smoke weed together? Because she probably know
the plug too. That's all I'm seeing.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Doesn't mean she's cheating, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, where her mama stay?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
He just mama got to do with it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Well, when my mama was living, I wanted to go
see her. I had to go the hood too, So
what what? Oh, she might be down there seeing her mama.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Can't you should confront her about it?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Or maybe her mama just start selling weed.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm just trying to help you bro be able to
get your case right.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
So you're saying he should confront her, that's what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Or are you?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I would? Hey, hey, hey, where you be going? Matter
of fact? Just say hey, baby, I'll let you use
the truck. Where you go doing today? Uh huh, Well
I drive down there. You know where you buy your weed.
I go down there because I started buying mine from
down there. And you know, she tell the.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Truth, so you think she should tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I don't recommend the truth. I don't know where did
you hear that?
Speaker 11 (28:16):
It's weird though, you know, I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I holler, where did you hear that from?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Well, you said, actually what happened and where the car was,
So I mean that's what she was telling her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So I'm like, well, she told the truth.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So that's what if she If she tells you the truth,
then that I can't that's yeah, I can't see her
doing that or why wish.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Even if you tell her he has a tracker on
the car, he knows where the car is.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Damn what you got on that track of track? Track
is be y'all?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Maybe that tracker fell off your truck when you were
down there buying were.
Speaker 11 (29:05):
Coming up next entertainment news right after this, you're listening Morning.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Show, all right.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
So Drake and Kendrick Lamar held the biggest and most
entertaining rap beef in hip hop history this year, and
just when it's starting to die down a bit well,
Deadline reports that Channel four is in works to do
Public Enemies Kendrick Versus Drake, a documentary. Public Enemies Kendrick
Versus Drake is described as a cultural exploration of two
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of the most influential voices in modern music, and will
delve into their backgrounds, talents, and visions that made them
global icons. And that sounds like something I would want
to see. I want to see it. Okay, Public Enemies
Kendrick Versus Three Okay, should be good. Maybe they'll talk
about the beef and everything.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't even know how it started.
Speaker 11 (29:59):
Yeah, that's that's what I was like.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
He didn't want nothing to do with the beef with
Kendricks got in it.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It's a lie, like Drake shouldn't want to have to
do this no more.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
This is a lot.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
It's a lot Drake these songs together.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't understand what happened.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Well, maybe we'll find out in the documentary. It's coming up. Also,
we got to say congratulations to Kendrick Lamar. His song
Not Like Us broke the Hot Rap song chart record
for most week at number one. They not like us, Drake.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
He has seen that though.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
I can't wait for Public Enemies Kendrick Kendrick Versus Drake.
The documentary coming out soon.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
But it is not.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
I want to see it.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
You ain't gonna understand it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
So what was your You don't know that you know
nothing about wrapped? Oh girl, you're like.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
You're finish learned.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's all you know. You'll know none. I surely watch
this right here.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Watch name I can't remember, don't even ask kit be humble,
stay humble that one, and they're not like us. There
you go, sit down and be humble. I know that one.
Moving on, Attorney Tony Busby, the lawyer that claims to
(31:35):
be representing one hundred and twenty new victims of sexual
assault by Diddy and his celebrity friends, stated that most
of the celebrities that have been accused of sexual assaults
have paid and settled with the accuser privately. According to
The Daily Mail, attorney Busby said, in every single case,
especially cases like this, because it's in the best interests
(31:55):
of the victim, we attempt to resolve these matters without
the fire of a public lawsuit. And we've done that
already with a handful of individuals, many of which you've
heard of before. Busby stated that there are, however, some
celebrities that haven't heeded the warning from his office, and
they are set to be named in lawsuits in the
(32:15):
coming weeks. Wow, so he's working on this.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, I mean, what can you what's your thinking?
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, I thank God for that.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
At least.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Huh, I said, I thank God for that. At least
I ain't in that. So but you know what, though,
there are you know what I'm telling you, though, there's
just a lot of false claims out there. There are
a lot of them. There are people after a paycheck.
There are a lot of people making false claims. Man.
(32:52):
And we live in a sad, sad society where you know,
people are And the problem that we have is once
even okay, even if it's proven that the man is innocent,
his reputation is tarnished and that nothing happens to the
person who brings these false charges. And that's where the
(33:14):
unfairness comes in at you know, like people do cease
and desist all the time, but nothing happens to the
person who had to cease or desist and decease. That's
the problem with it. You know you can't. It's not fair, man.
It is really not fair to be allowed to accuse
a person of something, try to extort them, find out
(33:37):
it ain't true, and then you get to skip to
the lou my dollar off which you didn't get no money,
but you.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
Try, and then it really makes it hard for the
real victim for their story too.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It makes it really difficult for the real victory and
it makes it and it makes it difficult for the
accused who has to suffer the unfair scrup and public
opinion over something that was false, because as soon as
you hear this, you start thinking, oh, he did that,
And sometimes that's not the case, right, But the person
(34:12):
who accused him of it, who wanted to try to
extort them for some money, if they lose, they just
go away. That has to be a penalty for people
who make false charges on people. That has to be
a penalty for that.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, especially if you falsely accuse somebody. Man, you messing
with a person's reputation.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
We'll see how this case plays out. Yeah, and check
this out. New York Knicks superfan Spike Lee was inducted
into the Nasmith Basketball Hall of Fame for being a
super fan and an ambassador of the game. Spike Lee
joins other inductees actors Billy Crystal and Jack Nicholson, and
real estate developer Alan Horwitz as part of the Jimmy
(34:57):
Goldstein Superman Superfan Gallery. The super Fan Gallery was created
back in twenty twenty one to honor the NBA's biggest
and most tenured fans, and Spike Lee is certainly one
of those for the East and Jack Nickerson for the West.
He loves his Lakers.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah you think, Tommy, you get one of them for
Texas A and m College.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
What about you for Cleveland though, Yeah, I don't go
to no games.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They ain't got no pictures of me at the game.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Would talk about them on your radio show.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I love Cleveland Brown loved him boys.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Man, dude, man, they hurt me though, they over and
over and over. The pain I'll suffer. Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we have
information on Hurricane Milton, especially for those unable to evacuate.
Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show, the Nash
will her Hurricane Center. Warren in an update yesterday that
while Hurricane Milton is expected to weaken before it makes
(36:06):
landfall Wednesday night, Milton has the potential to be one
of the most destructive hurricanes on record for West central Florida.
Hurricane Milton could change its path and an exact location
where it will hit land is still unknown. Many Florida
residents jammed highways trying to evacuate, but there are some
(36:27):
that aren't able to leave. They are not able to leave.
They just can't leave. They have nowhere to go. For
those people that are not able to evacuate, there are
storm shelters set up across Florida. You can go to
Florida disaster dot org. That's Florida disaster dot org to
see what your options are and there are relief counselors
(36:47):
available to help. That's floridadisaster dot Org.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, you know another thing is you know neighbors. Check
on neighbors a lot of times in nice neighborhoods. You know,
the as an elderly person that stays across the street
or something. Just go check on them, man, see how
they're doing. If they you know, it can't it can't
hurt you. You might not be able to take them
with you where you're going, but you can drop them
(37:11):
off at the shelter. You know, just kind of look
out for one another man, just neighbors being neighbors. But
they're really talking about how difficult difference is is gonna be,
so we gotta you gotta adhere to the evacuation. I
appreciate the roads being packed going north, but like they say,
some people can't leave, and though those are the people
(37:31):
you have to be concerned about. So show a little
compassion for your fellow man, if you got that in you.
If you don't got that in your God and know
it anyway, and he ain't gonna have none for you.
So you know, that's how that do forgive us, How
trustpasses that we give, those who trustpass against us. That's
what that means, you know. So you know, just trying
to scare you into doing the right thing, you know,
(37:53):
just trying to get you a little closer to your
goal of heaven.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
Yeah, you have some compassion. I mean, this storm is
a monster. I mean, you know it's a monster. Disney
World is closed. They close Disney World. You very rarely
hear about.
Speaker 11 (38:09):
Them closing down Disney World.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
So this is not a joke.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
And if you can't leave, you and you know you
have people that are there that can't leave, you know, essentials, water,
nonperishable food items, batteries, candles. These are things that you
should always have, especially if you live in a hurricane area,
to be prepared to try if you're trying to ride
the storm out. But you hear the elect officials and
(38:33):
the local people in Florida saying please leave. If you're
told to evacuate, you will not you possibly.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
Because that ride the storm out theory for.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
These storms are different.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Yeah, you can do.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It doesn't work for so many people. I'm a ride
the storm out, It's not this is not what you
do that.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
If you just help go to Florida disaster dot org.
What are you saying? Girls?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
I was saying, if you decide to stay and ride
it out, and then now first responders can't get to
you because it's too dangerous, So when they tell you
to evacuate, it's for your own safety as well.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
Yeah, all right, guys again, floridadisaster dot org coming up.
At thirty four minutes after the hour, MSNBC host said
that Trump is preparing for civil war we'll talk about
it right after this.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
Well, on Monday, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough of Morning Joe
said that Donald Trump and his desperate family are preparing
for civil war after Trump spoke about assassination attempts on
political rivals and he mentioned quote an enemy within. This
has caused widespread fear of another horrific event like the
(39:49):
insurrection on January sixth, but much worse. Late last week,
during a speech at the White House, when asked if
the upcoming election would be free, fair and peaceful as
an invite, and warned of the potential for violence and
said the aftermath of the election could be violent. That
is scary in America. That is really scary.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well, because they've allowed Donald Trump to hijack the entire
Republican Party, which used to not be a bad party.
But once you allow him to be the head of
your party, then you have to suffer under his guidelines.
Everybody that says something he don't like is fake news.
(40:34):
Everybody that's against him is the enemy. He calls out
on his people to act a certain way. You know,
he's divisive. I mean, this country, man is just it's not.
It's it's his way or the highway, and that's the
danger here. And I don't don't, man, I really don't
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understand how people don't see it. But everybody knows that
this guy's he's not going to do a peaceful transition
of power.
Speaker 11 (41:02):
He's not going.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
To do that. He didn't do that last time. He
ain't gonna do it this time. If he loses, he's
already saying it's going to be a blood bath. I
don't know how many what else do that mean? Well,
it was taken out a context. Blood bath mean ass whooping?
That's been that way, Yeah, at a high school basketball
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game of what that It's always led to violence, It's
never been a term of endearment. That's bloodbath does mean
what it's going to be read in the bathtub? No,
that ain't what that means.
Speaker 11 (41:41):
No, it does not. And the race is close, Steve,
You've mentioned that several times how close this presidential race is.
But we still can make a difference if we go
and cast our vote, we still can.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
We are the difference.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Yeah, we saw four years ago that we are.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
The difference, y'all. If we show up for Kamala has
she would be president, and that that will send a
clear message in a lot of ways. So all of this,
why we vote. They ain't gonna do nothing for us,
Do something for yourself, Send a message about us, Send
a message for your children that is doable, that is,
think that the White House is thinkable? Now do that
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for your children. For the imagery of what it would
look like to have this woman as president, you know,
the only is ignorant mess y'all talking, just ignorant man
without giving any forethought to who we are as a
people and what we've gone through. Why would you vote
for a man who simply has told you on a
hat and everything he gonna make America great again? When
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was this great for us? Ever? What period you want
to go to?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Right?
Speaker 11 (42:46):
And you know, and just think of you know, everybody's asking,
well what we don't know her? Look at how quickly
she turned this campaign around, how quickly she jumped into
the campaign and made it work. You know, I mean,
get so many people on her side. She didn't have
time to do. All of these people have years to
get ready for this.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
We don't know her weeks.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
We do know Donald Trump? What see y'all gonna make
me cuss? This is bull. Listen to me. Quit talking
about we don't know her, you know him. What is
it about him that's attractive to you as a black person?
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What is it about him that's attractive to you? What
is it that he does? What has he said? I'm
telling y'all, man, you ignorant if you don't understand what
he means by make America great again?
Speaker 8 (43:41):
What time period are we going to? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
He keeps trying to take it back. I'm telling y'all, man,
this is not the guy for us. He's really not
the guy for this country. But when you are of
light mindedness like he is, you will go in there
and pull the trigger him. But if you look at
this for real, there's no way he should be president.
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But then there's seventy million people in this country who
can vote who I exactly like him.
Speaker 11 (44:13):
I have to agree with you on that one. All right,
Coming up next, it is the prank phone call for today.
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is his bad jokes backfired.
We'll get into that and find out what that's all
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about in just a few but right now it is
Junior in for the nephew with today's prank phone call
which you got for us?
Speaker 9 (44:41):
Junior?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, in for the nephew.
Speaker 10 (44:43):
Just this some I want to ask the team, has
you has anybody heard from you?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Do we know.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
What a nephew is different?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Well?
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Actually yeah, Junior, he DIDEP we do on this one.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well he's believing not and be embarrassed to say, but
he's he's on vacation. Okay, Okay, I don't know who's going.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Okay, he said he's gonna back.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Did you see the paperwork? No, we don't, We don't.
We don't, okay, paper.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
We don't do paperwork at this company.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
That Yeah, I ain't seen no paperwork to two thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Not a piece of paperwork.
Speaker 8 (45:35):
No, really you know they find out corporate person.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I don't. I don't respond emails either. So if
you don't catch me, you're really not talking.
Speaker 10 (45:44):
If we don't catch you, you don't even have a
copy of the show or nothing. You don't know what's coming.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You don't, No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (45:53):
You know. The producers Moniquin call it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
They do. They produce the shows alternate and uh, they
make copies of the show, they send them to you,
and Tommy gets a copy you got. I don't need
no copy of no show. I don't want to know
you do, but you just don't go on. It would
help a great deal if yes. Well, I enjoy coming
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to work being surprised every day, you know, and then
not only with what's gonna happen today, but what each
segment is. That's like I don't know when it's Roscoe
Wallace in today. I don't know when it's Old Dale's day. Yeah,
I don't really know when the pass has come on.
I just when y'all raise your hand and tell me
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that's hope, then that's what I do.
Speaker 8 (46:39):
Okay, Well, yes, yes, Carler, What are.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
We about to do right now?
Speaker 7 (46:43):
Because we do it every day at this time for
the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
What are we about to do?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Right?
Speaker 8 (46:53):
There?
Speaker 11 (46:56):
He goes, getting a.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Six to ten, he said, he said, Strawberry left.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Hello along trying to set your trenda.
Speaker 15 (47:08):
Please, this is trenda.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (47:10):
Uh? Can you work at same with shop? Yes? I do?
Who is this? Okay? With you? There? Did you work
last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close.
Speaker 12 (47:21):
Yeah, I work every Wednesday. Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,
looked around to try and get your phone thumb. I
got a bit of a complaint. Rout.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Wait wait wait wait wait, you calling me with a
complaint on my cell phone? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I've done the research to get your number, man, And
what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
Speaker 12 (47:47):
And first of all, you need to be calling the
corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you call
it eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.
Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave you gave
you myself on I'm a whoop date.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming
out not washing your hands.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
No, No, the problem I don't never come out and
not wash my hands.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
First of all, you're working.
Speaker 12 (48:08):
I've been working there for three years. You be coming
at me with no book that I ain't came out
and I washed my hands.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
three years and you're coming out and you know unsanitizing
this way you're treating people.
Speaker 12 (48:21):
Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking
behind it. I ain't washed my hands, like I said.
I've been there three years. I've been employered of the
month six times. Don't be coming to me when none
of this book.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
I don't know how you employee of the month. You
must be the nasty employee of the month because you're
coming out you're not washing your hands. I saw you
scratch your head and you ain't putting glumbs off.
Speaker 12 (48:43):
I always put gloves on my hands. I don't know
who the hell you think you are. But don't be
calling my phone with this. You need to be calling
headquarters if you got to complaint.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming
at a mom to see if you're gonna be up
in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come
out there to out of the bathroom again with the
same thing. Come on up there.
Speaker 12 (49:04):
I'm gonna be there from sixty cars sixty cars, and
I bet you if you come up to tomorrow, I'm
gonna make it standwich yaies you're gonna do what I'm
gonna make it standwich'all, show.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Who you think you talking to? Yo?
Speaker 12 (49:15):
You said your name was around right. Let me talking
on my phone with this.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that
you is this right here. If I come up in
there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on,
you gonna mess round.
Speaker 12 (49:26):
I get all right, you're gonna woop my. You're gonna
want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from sixty ten,
and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers,
my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you
by myself.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Excuse me, you gonna you you're finna try to take
on a man.
Speaker 12 (49:41):
I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Your need to get your little nan sit behind in
the bathroom and wash your hands and keeping them put
them on your hand. You're gonna be coming up with
some people food like that.
Speaker 12 (49:54):
Bring your throwing up there sixty ten. You know why
I worn't six your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
Speaker 5 (50:02):
Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 12 (50:04):
I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna
know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your
throwing up there, your ten and I'm gonna whook yo.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I'm coming up there tomorrow. Come on, I'm going up
there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna show you how
to be saniti. I'm gonna be with some gloves on.
Do you hear me?
Speaker 12 (50:23):
You're gonna be my and you steady something about woo them.
Let's go bring you set up there and we donna
see whos gonna get made?
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Well?
Speaker 12 (50:31):
What kind of man as you anyways to be talking
about fighting a walk?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You are? And you are what you call me?
Speaker 12 (50:41):
Tee hek you.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow. Is you?
Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
Speaker 12 (50:48):
What kind of you anyway? You're gonna call up and
talking about you're gonna fight females y'all with some hand washing.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Bring your prince.
Speaker 12 (50:58):
I'm gonna show you what it is. Sixty ten. I'm
gonna be here, matter of fact. I'm gonna be there
five forty five, Bring your supper five o'clock and I'm
gonnahoop yo, who thank you talking to I'm go's gonna
stop to bring supper tomorrow sixty ten. You're gonna see,
You're gonna see what's up.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
I got one more thing to say to you for her.
Come up there tomorrow. I'm yo.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
You got to say.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I don't care.
Speaker 12 (51:22):
I'm gonna whoop, yo, say.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
That I got. I got one more thing. Listen to me.
What you listen? What what listen? Nephew? Tell me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You say, Hey, this nephew,
till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got franked by your coworkers.
Speaker 12 (51:45):
Man, you man, see, man, y'all got me.
Speaker 15 (51:48):
Man, I was like sixty tea in the marrow.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
I got something for her.
Speaker 12 (51:52):
She's gonna have to watch her back every hour, every
hour on the hour.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
I got something for her.
Speaker 12 (51:58):
I ain't gonna hurt her, but I'm there gonna do tomorrow.
Believe that.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
I was.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
I was gonna who laying. You don't even know what
you had a store for you. You're going, man, your
arm's gonna pull me off. And that probably wouldn't have
been enough either.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
Hey, I got one more thing. Ask your baby girl,
what is what is the baddest radio station in the Land.
Speaker 12 (52:21):
You already know Steve Harvey morning.
Speaker 10 (52:26):
There you go, Shirley, six to ten, six to ten,
play too, Okay, yeah, now we're about to go into
the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Just let you know we're about to do that next.
That's coming up here.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
You know what you yes, I don't.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I don't need this.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
You don't need him prepping you for what's next.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
Charlotte, tell me what we're gonna do next.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
On the way out, was it prepping? That's what it
sounds like.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
That's what it is.
Speaker 10 (52:53):
You said before we went to the prank, you said,
it's Strawberry letter time.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
You just I just step that's all.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Yeah, Hey, Junior, you know man, you know you know
because tom ain't it that. That ain't more time, Junior,
you're supposed to say, sure it is.
Speaker 8 (53:15):
Now you give do today on Sports Figure.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
Talk about I don't even saying that long Tommy talk
about I don't even do that.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
I respect you.
Speaker 8 (53:25):
Don't can know about Tommy talking about me, man, Tommy wish.
Speaker 11 (53:32):
All right, coming up next Strawberry letter for today. The
subject is bad jokes backfired. We'll get into it right after.
Thank you, ju Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
This one.
Speaker 11 (53:41):
You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice and relationships, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter at Steve
HARBFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're going to read this one right here, right now,
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and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
It could be yours. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
It is time for the Strawberry Little with my good
friend Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 11 (54:11):
Thank you, my good friend Kier Junior spates subject his
bad jokes backfired. Dear Stephen, Shirley, My husband tried his
hand at comedy a few years before I met him.
He started doing amateur nights, but his career never took off.
After a local club burned down, so he started doing
fundraisers at the church, and his jokes almost got him
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put out of the church. I married him after he
got a job at a car dealership. He's great at
selling cars, so I encouraged him to stick to that.
He told me years ago that he has to exercise
his comedy muscle or he would lose it. He never
had it. Since he doesn't have an audience, he tells
all of our business and tries to pass it off
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as jokes. I turned a whole load of white clothes
pink after I watched a red towel.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
With the load.
Speaker 11 (55:01):
At a family dinner, he made a joke out of that.
He was cracking up and everyone was telling him that
I was about to bust his head for making fun
of me. He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep
while we're intimate, and it made everyone in the room
very uncomfortable. I got so tired of it that I
started to put him on blast and play it off
as a joke. I told how he can't last in
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bed some night, so I have to make sure I
have plenty of batteries in the nightstand with my toys.
All of our friends were laughing like crazy at my jokes.
I may have gone too far, but I wanted to
get his attention. I never expected him to get mad
enough to stop talking to me, but that's what happened.
He said, my jokes are mean and his are fun
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and lighthearted. He's overlooking the fact that he is not
funny or entertaining. He said, I'm trying to steal his
joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. It's a
lost cause at this point, he has a nerve to
be mad. How do I settle all of this nonsense?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Where you wrote the right show for this? I guess
you did.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
And as you know, I work with a comedian every
single day, three of them, as a matter of fact.
One of them is the king of comedy, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
So this I know for sure.
Speaker 11 (56:15):
You got to be able to make people laugh. You
got to be funny if you want to be a comedian, Okay,
And I'm so sure that that's rule number one. It's
not bad that he tells jokes about his life. Comedians
do that all the time, They draw from their life experience.
Steve makes us laugh every day. It's what he does,
it's who he is. He's just funny. But in your
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husband's case, if no one's laughing, then maybe that's not
what your husband does. And that's the part I think
that he doesn't get. If no one ever laughs at
his jokes, then it's not what he should be doing period. Okay.
I mean, we as women love men with a sense
of humor and who can make us laugh. And you're
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not laughing at all. It really sounds like you're the
funny one in the family. And clearly maybe he can't
take a joke when the joke is on him. So
I think his anger is a combination of him realizing
he's not funny and him hating on you because the
people laughed at your jokes. I think as a family,
a husband and wife, you guys should leave the comedy
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to the professionals before this really gets out of hand.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Steve, Well, thank you, Cherl. I taking from here wonderful response.
I hope you all enjoyed. Shirley's response, Nah, gonna be different.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
Let me start by saying, stay in your lane.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
What is you over here for? This whole letter got disasterful.
Let me just break the letter down for you, line
by line. What went wrong in this letter? My husband
tried his hand in comedy a few years ago. Right here,
tried his hand.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
At comedy, says disaster.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Before I met him, he started doing amateur nights listen
to this, but his career never took off after the
local club burned down.
Speaker 8 (58:05):
Let me tell you something. If your ass is so bad.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
That somebody came over there after your performance, on amateur
night set the club on fire. That was a sign
right there that ain't what you do.
Speaker 8 (58:17):
Hey man.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
You got off stage and somebody came back that next
night it said I'm not coming down here to see
this no more, and set the damn club on fire.
Oh club going. So he started doing fundraisers at the church,
and his jokes almost got him put out the church.
Now let me tell you something. Don't nothing work as
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a fundraiser at the church. I'm just gonna here to
tell you we've all been a part of the building
fund for a number of years at our church. What
church you know?
Speaker 8 (58:49):
Then built some off the building fund.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
I went to the same church twenty four years, had
a little building fund box set up. We put building
fund box on that twenty years, I ain't seen a
doknob get put on the church. He started doing fundraisers
at the church and his jokes almost got him put
out the church. Then you married him after he got
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a job at the car dealership, so I encouraged him
to stick to that.
Speaker 8 (59:19):
Now listen to me.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
This is where nobody in my entire comedy career saying, hey, Steve,
you need to start selling cars. Though you need to
you really need to look into selling cars. I've never
heard that, so if you've heard an alternate profession suggested
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to you by an audience member, this is probably not
what you now. I've had some bad nights, we all have.
I wanted to disappear on that stage. I dream a genie.
I wanted to just blink my ass right out of there.
But I ain't never had to go sale cars. You
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encouraged him to stick to that, and then he told
you years ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle,
that he'll lose it.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
He never had it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
You can't give what you never had.
Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Well, well, bless your soul, you can fool a feuse.
Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
All right, we'll have part two if ah know the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Thanks.
Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
After his bad jokes backfired is the subject of today's
Strawberry Letter as he sings us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Out, we'll be back.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Why his career will not take off.
Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
All right, you on Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
Subject is bad jokes backfired.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
And this lady married to this dude that's an amateur comedian,
thought he was good. Career didn't take off and after
the show one night he was doing amateur nights. His
career didn't take off, and it says after the local
club burned down. It didn't just burned down, it got
set on fire. Somebody came through there and saw your
husband set that night and decided this place didn't need
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to exist because it kept putting him up on Tuesday nights,
and so they burned the club down. He decided to
take his craft over to church and participated in the
building fund that almost got him put out the church.
Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
I don't know what joke he told, who is that
on that cross?
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Boy, what did you say? Who see? I'm telling you
you dudes that ain't got it ain't got it. He
got a great job selling cars and he was great
at it, so she encouraged him. He told me years
ago he got to exercise his comedy muscle or he'll
lose it. Well, you didn't have no comedy muscle, though,
(01:01:49):
So since he doesn't have an audience anymore, what he
does is he tells all of their business and tries
to pass it off as jokes. So she turned a
whole load of white clothes pink. After she washed the
red tie with the load I did that in college.
Wasn't at a family dinner. He made a joke about that.
He was cracking up, and everybody was telling him. I
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was about to bust his head from making.
Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
Fun of me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
He's made bad jokes about me falling asleep while we're intimate,
and it made everybody in the room very uncomfortable. So
I got tired of it. Here we go, Here we go,
This is what the letter about. Right here, I started
to put him on blasts and play it off as
a joke. I told him how he can't last in
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bed at night, So I got to make sure I
got plenty of batteries in the night stand for my toy.
Wa WHOA, Now, let me tell you what. He's sitting
over there looking straight crazy. Yeah, because first of all,
his joke was about you falling asleep while we intimate. Well,
(01:02:55):
that joke's on him. This is how stupid he is
falling asleep while y'all being intimate. What that say about you? Well,
she probably sleep because you ain't doing nothing exactly. Why,
So now I gotta make sure I got plenty batteries
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in the nice hand. All our friends was laughing like
crazy at our jokes. I may have gone too far. Now,
me personally, I don't think you did. See that's the
thing about comedians. I really don't see how you went
too far. Matter of fact, I don't think you went
far enough. I'd have done molding that. But she said
I think I've gone too far. Well, let lem explain
(01:03:37):
something to you. Comedians always get accused of going too far.
I've been shut down on my period on radio show.
I can't count the times they said, we're not putting
that on the air. Start over, mister, you know I've
been I've had to do a lot of things with
the show because they say I'm going too far. Well,
(01:03:59):
I don't think is far. See the problem See with
me as a comedian and with this lady. She's probably
got more comedy blood in her than her husband. The
thing with comedians is we don't think we over the
line because our line is way out there. That's this,
y'all line we crossed. See this y'all line.
Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
This ain't my line. I ain't nowhere near my line yet.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Too far is too far?
Speaker 11 (01:04:22):
Okay, too far to you shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
But me and the writer of this letter were hollering
about the batteries in that night stre.
Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
She said, But I did it to get his attention.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I never expected him to get mad enough to stop
talking to me, but that's what happened. He said, My
jokes are mean, and here is a fun and light
hearted that ain't no good joke though. See real jokes,
and Junior will attest to this. Real jokes are ninety
percent truth. That's what makes them really ninety ninety five
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percent truth. Now, the truth is you fall asleep when
he's into me. The truth is you got some extra
batteries in your nice stand, because when he go to sleep,
you wake up everybody in the night stand. Come on, Rabbit,
come on, sael of a bullet, are you come on, Thunderboat?
Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
Come on, Rocky, come on, squirrel.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You know when we had men too far?
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Oh, let's see here, ready, Woody Woodpecker, Woody wood peckle
to off, Big Thunder, Big Thunder.
Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
Was too far. Stop asking me, little rabbit.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Everybody something else? Anyway, he said, I'm trying to steal
his joy without even knowing the basics of comedy. Well,
she was killing a minute ago, so you may not
know the basics of comedy, but he don't know nothing.
About comedy. It's a lost cause. At this point he
has a nerve to be mad. How do I settle
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all of this nonsense? You don't you let it go?
Just let it go?
Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
What's that song to little kid say, let it go?
Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Let it go? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
That movie about the Ice?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Do that?
Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
Just let it go?
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And there's nothing you can do about it. He has
no chance at comedy. Tell him Uncle Steve said that
you got no shot at the big time. It's over
what your wife could be a writer?
Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
Believe you're tements on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and
Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out on
the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Coming
up next to its Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
You're listening Hary Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?
Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
Before I get the sport, Can I just say this
that about the Strawberry Letter, Can I take the man
wife on the road with me?
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I would let her open.
Speaker 15 (01:07:09):
If she tell that one joke and leave, she gonna
kill every single time, every single time I saw she
got to do to tell that one joke and leave,
she gonna kill because that's.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
You can't take nobody's wife on the road every now
and then you forget your man.
Speaker 14 (01:07:31):
Oh god, you know what I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I see on the radio she gonna say, Oh so
you want to take other wives on the road, but
you don't take me.
Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
That's why you're here.
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Yeah, here the guide you through this Maids called man.
Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
You don't listen to me. You're gonna take You're gonna
take the same route out to it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I took the long way round, Junior.
Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
And you know what else, I gotta give this to
so fast you process that that's coming so fast.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
You did that instant because Junr is in me. I
was born with this gift, baby, just like you was
born with it, Junior. Yet, like Tommy was born with it,
he is in us. We can't help it like this,
like watch this right here, like Shirley, say anything, call
and say anything to me. Watch this here, watch this,
(01:08:27):
watch You're gonna let you in your Stuart sports, Junior
don't know nothing about no damn sports. See how they
laugh to that right there?
Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Right?
Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
That's not true, No, no.
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
No, But what makes every joke true is ninety five
said truth. I just told y'all that, And that's why
y'all laughed.
Speaker 11 (01:08:47):
I laughed because you have.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
To watch this.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Say something else, say something else, say say anything else,
say it, watch it, say.
Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
It, say say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
What's gonna do for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
What you're gonna do for the weekend? Live in other
week And it's Friday, and I just got paid. I'm
gonna take my money and give it to my wife
like I do every damn week and truth, go ahead, Judie,
what you're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
All gonna say?
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Man?
Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
A Robert Solid head coach of the Jets. Five out
of there, gone already five games in. They let him
go already?
Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
Man, what's the Jets record?
Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
They wanted?
Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
They wanted?
Speaker 13 (01:09:29):
What folk?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah, I took a beat down down?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
And hey, what is the Browns record? Junior?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Oh man, y'all y'all wanted, y'all want?
Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
You want?
Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Where we're gonna.
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Find it is that that head coach from the Jets
out Willie Turner's.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Well, hey, he gonna get his score to that. But
it ain't the same will it Turner.
Speaker 11 (01:09:51):
That's Robert Swer Okay, he ain't go out like Willie. Yeah,
all right, Junior, thank you coming up at the top
of the hour, A wife needs some advice, Steve. She
got a call on the bluetooth and it's threatening her marriage.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
Right after that. You're listening.
Speaker 9 (01:10:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
This is from Cheryl, Steve and Dan Berry. Cheryl says,
as a female firefighter, I have my own room at
the station. I was taking my son to a doctor's
appointment with my husband. My phone was on the bluetooth,
so when it rang, I answered it. It was a
male colleague. He said he left his pillow in my
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room and needed the cod to the door. My husband
assumed we were sleeping together when I'm at work. I
tried to explain that the guy slept in my room
because I wasn't there, and he has never slept in
my room with me. Is there a way for me
to get through to him and clear up this big mess?
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Wait a minute, Wow? Left it in what room?
Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
In her room at the fire station. She's a firefighter
and she has her own room down there.
Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Well, you know, don't They have certain days on and
certain days off that they have to be there and
then they get been there off.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Obvious by my reaction You're gonna have a hard time
getting your answer out of this one, because right now
I'm trying to figure out why he in there with
your damn room and getting your pill out your room?
What does he sleep and what his room at? But
she was every firefighter got their own bed.
Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
She wasn't there though, she said, I.
Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Don't give it, damn what. But if it's her room,
what are he in there for? That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
Well, he was in there, and he left his pillow
in there, and her husband heard it when he called
it for her to get the coat to her to
get the cold so he could go in and get
his kill up.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
So you're reacting just like the husband.
Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
The alarm is own.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
It's from the fire now at your house. See, this
is what you call putting the fire out in your
own house. You didn't answer this on bluetooth, and now
he talking about this. Now your husband going whoa, whoa, whoa,
because they sound crazy, and all you got to do
is reverse the situation.
Speaker 11 (01:12:15):
It does sound crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
That's how I know this is crazy. Let a man
pick up his phone and a woman go, hey, I
need what's your code to your room because I got
to get my pillow out of that.
Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
What is this?
Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
Wait a minute, what.
Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Is she doing? Who is this? Who is this? He? Wait?
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
Why why she in your room?
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:12:41):
Yeah, she claims she wasn't there when he's sleeping there.
Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
No, no, no, no, no, why but why your room?
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Specifically?
Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
And then she comfort about to call you talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Some cold and I ain't got the cold.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Well, baby, you don't work there. Oh oh see problem,
this is a disaster. I can't help you. I can't
help now unless you won't a lie. Now, I can
help you out if you want to lie.
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
Well, maybe she could give her a lie, give her
a good one. I don't know how she can get
out of him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
That he don't really that that he's from the Make
a Wish Foundation and that yeah, he was just granting
the wish and was letting him sleep at the firehouse.
That's who that is, Yeah, from Make a Wish Foundation.
Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
I don't know if that was gonna fly.
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Well, he sounded like a grown man, but he really
love it.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Oh he's a child.
Speaker 11 (01:13:41):
That's a better lie.
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
And that was his make a wish. He wanted to
work at the fire station, so I let him use
my room. Yeah that was his father calling.
Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
That was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Yeah, that was the Make a Wish Foundation, baby dad calling,
we can get the baby pill out the rook What
that was?
Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Well, how did Make a Wish have your number?
Speaker 12 (01:14:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Make a Wish got my number because I signed up
to be a participant in the Make a Wish Foundation.
I want to start a giving back.
Speaker 11 (01:14:14):
Oh, you could have told me we could have done
that together.
Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Yeah, it was this thing they was doing just with firemen.
Don't nobody want to come down to your job. You work.
Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Well, check out counting down at the grocery store, don't.
Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
That's where.
Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Cold you and the dairy department down there at the Kroger.
Don't nobody want to come in there and learn how
to put milk on the shelf. That's why call me.
See right now, you want to lie, I got it
for you. If you want to tell the truth, You're
gonna get a divorce. What you want to do?
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Yeah, this is a disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
It is all right.
Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Right after this.
Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
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Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
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Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah it is, man, that's a good idea. Be called cybersecurity.
Big Now they can steal so much stuff from me
and they can mess you up. And the cold thing is,
once you prove that it's cyber security, it's been a
breach that there's.
Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You still have to pay.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
So I would look into that, guys, I really would.
It's a very helpful program. I've been on a cyber
security program for years now.
Speaker 9 (01:16:21):
Oh good, that's good.
Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
Absolutely, thank you Steve, Thank you for Norton.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I can't even get a credit call, like you know,
if you go to a store like bad Pro shops
and you try to get to get the credit call
because you want the free hat at the front. I
can't even do that.
Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for coming up next. Uh,
we'll do we'll do around it. Would you rather have security?
Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
It is time now to play around it. Would you
rather would you rather fly to Memphis for ribs or
would you rather fight a flight of Maryland for crab cake?
Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
No, I'd rather fly to for ReBs.
Speaker 10 (01:17:01):
Okay, crams cakes can be disappointed and then they give
you two two crab cakes and then you done.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
That's it. Cram cakes Sometimes they not they have too
much filler, you know, if the people that make real
crab crab.
Speaker 11 (01:17:20):
I don't want that filler, right, okay, all right, ribs
for you guys?
Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
Would you rather raise a newborn baby a newborn baby?
Or would you rather be have five small dogs in
the house?
Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Be because I let them all out, it's gonna be
No dogs by tonight.
Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
All right, Junior, you just got a new dog.
Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
It's gonna be I'm not doing a newborn.
Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
Baby and Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
And Junior is the perfect person to have five dogs,
because all he got to do is let him out
in the backyard because they out on the prairim open range.
Ain't no fence down there. And Junior just told me,
ain't nobody in the neighborhood got a fish. I'm not
living nowhere where you walk your ass up on me.
(01:18:12):
It's a minute, jok.
Speaker 11 (01:18:15):
All right, this is a Halloween candy. Would you rather?
Would you rather skittles or candy corn?
Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Candy corn, candy corn or you I'm old school. They
didn't even have.
Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
What christ yummy yum me.
Speaker 11 (01:18:37):
It's candy corn, that corn candy.
Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
It was a lady on our street. She used to
put it was one lady that gave you a bag
of a coin candy about that big, looked like a
pack of Eminem's. Then it was one lady that threw
three pieces of coin candy in your bag. I hated that.
Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Lady, just individuals in her hand, just three pieces each
one get three pieces in their bag.
Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
N in it you can't find it when it's.
Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Time, you can't find So I got hip to her man.
Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
I just would hold my hand. I'll let him put
it in my hand and I eat mine right there.
You know, give me energy so.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I can keep trick or treat sweet.
Speaker 11 (01:19:22):
Yeah, they're so sweet?
Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:19:24):
Would you rather be best dressed or be the most
handsome best dressed?
Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Because you know you know the second one ain't gonna happen.
Really clearly, you got to be best dressed because it's
no wait, you're gonna walk in the room. Be best looking,
because where is all these other lass people go? I'm
(01:19:49):
glad you said that you And I wish Tom was
here so he could have said it too, because he
just said the same.
Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
But he'd probably thought he was the best looking him to.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Be a looking as he and to think he cute
though they never seen him from the tide. You've seen
that sloping ass neckline he got today.
Speaker 11 (01:20:11):
Right down to his last version of the day closing
remarks coming up right after this.
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11 (01:20:20):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day on this Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Yeah, yeah, what you got, Shirley, Well, I wanted to ask.
Speaker 11 (01:20:30):
You a question, Steve. We're you know, we're in the
twenties now as far as the closeness to the November
fifth election, and you know, Kamala Harris is out there
that our vice president doing her things. She's reaching people,
she's touching people, she's doing all of that, and she
could conceivably be our next president, the first female president.
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So I want to ask you, as a man, You've
always been a champion for women. As a man, what
do what do guys say? What are they saying? Do
you really think they want for the first time to
let a woman lead our country? Are they ready for
that point?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
We really from what I'm hearing. From what I'm hearing,
I'm not hearing any negativity towards that because she's a woman.
Now there, I'm certain there are men masking it because
there are some men who will not vote for a woman.
I don't care who she is, because there are just
some chauvinistic men out there that don't think that women
(01:21:28):
should be in charge of anything.
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
They didn't vote for Hillary No, So I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Element is out there. I'm more afraid of the other
reasons why people are not voting for her. You know,
if you're choosing not to vote for her, I'm more
concerned about your reason for not because the fact that
she's a woman really shouldn't have anything to do with
(01:21:57):
it at this point, because when you look at the
choice to face with obviously she's a better choice to
be president of the.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
United States male, you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
And if you look at really, man, just the two
opponents between Harris and Trump, it's just clearly who is
the better person, you know, if we're going to vote
for an election, who's the better person. Who's the better candidate?
(01:22:30):
Who would you like to best represent what you stand
for in this country? Not clearly to me that's her,
because I would rather have her talking on behalf of
this country than to have him talking. Or have you
heard him? Has he said anything that makes you feel proud?
(01:22:55):
See now, I'm just just some basic stuff. If you
could just tell me what he said to make you
feel proud, If he said anything that has earned your trust,
then I'd like to know that. If he has pointed
to things that make you feel safe or secure within
(01:23:16):
your own skin, if you, as a black person, feel
prideful when he's up there talking, then I'm just asking
for some other things to consider if you're steal one
of those people who are up in the air, because
he's clearly man, if you listen to his rhetoric, if
you listen to his mission, it has nothing to do
(01:23:38):
with you. It just don't. And I don't know how
else to say it to you.
Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
I mean, she said global warming was a hoax. Now
we see what's out writing now. Hurricane Milton a category
five in October, and he said that it was a hoax.
Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
Global Warming in Springfield, eat cats and dogs.
Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
I mean, come on, he said, drink some bleached to
you can get rid of COVID.
Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
Right, he said COVID was a hoax.
Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Yeah, I told people to stop wearing masks. Yeah, but
that all these things, you know, we could just take
the race part out of it. Just think back of
other things that he has said and has done.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
It's dangerous, it's it's and so what's alarming to me
is how the Republican Party has allowed him to hijack
that entire party. They are no longer can claim to
be the party of morality because he's not, you know,
and these evangelicals who are voting for him, and all
(01:24:49):
these right wingers talking about he's he's against abortion. You
ain't got one picture Donald Trump going to no church nowhere.
He don't know no scriptures. He not gonna answer no
question about it because he don't know nothing about that Bible.
Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
When he had it, it was upside down in his hand,
remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
And he doesn't know anything because he upside down with it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And when he was asked one time, but does he
ever tie of being in the storm, he said, I
am the storm.
Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
Wow, you know, can you imagine being him right now?
Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
How his life must be. It is not a happy place.
He thrives on controversy. He sent those people down there
on January sixth, He sent some people down there. Clearly,
if you go down there, my lawyers will get you
out of jail. He said that let's go down there together.
He already told us that will not be a peaceful
(01:25:47):
transition if he's not if he don't win this election.
And then he told us if he does win the election,
he'll be a dictator. But just for one day. You think,
this guy who can only do this for four more
years without in any chance answered reelection. You have no
idea what he's going to take this power, that he
has for the next.
Speaker 8 (01:26:05):
Four years and what he's going to do with it
for life.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I'm not hearing me and say that not voting for
her because she's a woman, I am a little bit
concerned about why people are not voting for her outside
of that. First of all, she's far more intelligent. She's
just a lot more capable. She's more experienced, she's more diplomatic,
she's more understanding.
Speaker 11 (01:26:30):
More presidential's a leader. She is is a narcissist and
a person that's trying to stay out of jail. Save
his own hide.
Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Yep, vote we voting, vote vote. That's my clothes out.
Go to vote, dot vote, dot.
Speaker 11 (01:26:52):
Vote dot govv.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Have a nice day, Talk to God Asol would love
to hear from you, and then vote.
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