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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So don't given a black Alican
b busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Show. I don't Joy, Well, yeah, Joy, you know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Loone. You gotta turn to turn the mouth turn you

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probably got to turn the mouth turn out, turn the
water of the money jump.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will
come on to everybody. You'll listen to the voice. Come on,
take me now. One and only, Steve Harvey got a
radio self. Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sometimes when a chuckle like that reminds me and my
oldest brother that passed away.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
He used to laugh like that. It's kind of funny
how jeans get passed down through the line. I don't
know why I told you all that, just so want
to share with you that's all. As always, always kind
of asked God to help me, you know, And and
and I had I had gotten off track a little
bit because one of the principles of success I want

(02:43):
to share with you all today is the law of attraction.
And that is a very very serious principle. It cannot
be ignored. The law of attraction. And I'm not going
to be able to explain it to you as well
as the secrets can, or as well as some people.
I can only articulate it to you the way that

(03:07):
I see it. And the law of attraction is very,
very real. The law of attraction is a principle of success.
It is something that everyone has to adhere to. Now,
whether you know the law of attraction or not, it
does not make it not exist for you. This is

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the case where ignorance is not the excuse. The fact
that no one told it to you. There is no
pass for this one. The fact that you never heard
it before it does not allow you to do it
any other way.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So let me see if I can put it to
you best I can.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
The law of attraction, the law of attraction, to put
it real, simply, is the thing that you focus on,
the thing that you t talk about, the thing that
you think of, is the thing that you draw to you.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's what you attract to you. That's basically the law
of attraction.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
The thing that you talk about, the thing that you
think about, the thing that you focus on, whatever it
is that is.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
What you attract.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
The law of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It only does what it does. What I am saying
is this in the law of attraction.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
No matter what you think of, no matter what occupies
your time, no matter what you say, or no matter
what the focus is, positive or negative, the law of
attraction knows neither one. It just attracts it. So let's
use some examples here. I can just the best example.

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Always uses me.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That way.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
tell you my side of it. I was in a
lot of debt one time in my life. This is
before any of you knew me, so you can understand.
In case you're not thinking, I don't want you to
think that this conversation is about your income level, because

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it's not. It doesn't matter what income level you are.
The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
It just works that way. Okay, here's a deal. I
kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,

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to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
So guess what I could get out?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
That's all? Is that crazy?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
That is an amazing law to understand. What turned it
around for me was I started claiming a life of abundance. God,
I am seeking a life of abundance. I want to
have more than enough. I want to be able to
help other people. I just want to have a law

(06:28):
of attraction so that I be able to provide my
family the lifestyle that I want to provide them.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I want, Heavenly Father to.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Be able to be an example of your goodness and
your grace in my life. That is what I started saying.
And guess what, that's what I started attracting. I'm going
to have a great relationship with my children. I'm going
to be the father that I always wanted to be.

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I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to
be a good husband.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Now.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I am going to do the right things. I am
going to be the type of example that my sons
can look no further and go. I can be like
my dad. I want to be able to be a place,
a beacon of light and hope for my daughters to
come through. That's what I started saying. That's what I
started attracting to my life. The law of attraction does

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not care if you want it to be positive or negative.
The law of attraction just attracts whatever it is you
focus on, what you think about, the words that come
out your mouth. You cannot overlook this principle of success
and expect to make it because of the fact that

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you've never heard of the law of attraction, because of
the fact that you don't know how it really operates.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It does not make it not exist in your day.
You can start.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Today attracting the right things to you by changing what
you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
out your mouth, and guess what you change what you

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attract to yourself. You have got to ask yourself why
is it?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Man?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Man, let me tell you something. Somebody said the Bishop
Jakes one time. They said, man, everything you touch turns
to gold. He said, no, I just don't touch everything.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Man, This is crazy. Come on, man, he has a focus.
He has a focus. See, he ain't just everywhere. Bring
me any idea, Let me try that.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
No, no, no, man, he has a focus. He has
a law of attraction. That's working where he's attracting things
to his life. That that's positive that he can. That's
not to say, mister Jakes don't have problems, because we
talk often and man, he have them. Oh please understand.
And he not trying to attract the problems. But what

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he will attract is the proper solution for the problem.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
God did not say that it would be easy. He
just said he would be with you. And if God
is with you, who.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Can be against you?

Speaker 5 (09:28):
God will make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man,
His word is true. He do what he say he
gonna do. Now, all we got to do is do
some of what we say, cause we ain't gonna do everything.
Just do some of what we say.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, here's the deal. God is going to do everything
he say he gonna do.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
You and I just got to do some of the
stuff we say we're gonna do it because he already
know we ain't gonna do all of them.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
He clear on that. He clear on that. All right,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening, morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Without further ado, I would like to start the show now.
A s A p all in the words of my daddy.
Rat now, I want it done it? Rat now, Daddy?
When you want? Rat now, Daddy? When you want when
I say it? He never gave me a straight answer, man.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
That was my father.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Man.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I think that has a lot to do with the
how I am today. My father never gave me a
straight answer. It was always to make you think about
what you say. Oh yeah, yeah, see good morning, Shirley Carler, Mississippi,
Monica Junior, and Thommas we're gonna I'm gonna give you

(10:48):
an example of how my father was this morning. Anyone
can ask me a question as a child, I'm going
to respond.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
To you as how Slick Harvey did it? Carler?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Daddy? What are we having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
What's your mama cooking?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
But is it chicken we're gonna have?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
He can be, but is it chicken? It could be?
But is it rice? The question is what is your mama?
What is we having for dinner? And whatever your mama cooking?
What we finish?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Had that? But Daddy, I still don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
You ain't got to know. You'll know when she put
it on the plate.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
What we're watching on TV tonight?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
What's on it?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Good time, good time?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Good time?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah? What time do good time? Come on?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Eight o'clock? Daddy?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Can we Well, that ain't a good time for me
because the baseball game gonna be old.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
So are we gonna watch the baseball game?

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Then?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
What you think we're gonna watch? If I want to
watch baseball game? If you want to watch good time?
What you think we shouldn't look at? If you got it,
you watch what you want to watch.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
That is it, daddy? That is it?

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Next question, Hey daddy, can we go outside and you
can play with me?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well, you go outside, you're not gonna I gotta go
to work.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You can't play and work at the same time. You
gonna find that out in life. Okay, that is yeah.
Can we get a pool? Can you get a pool?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Or what.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
A swimming pool? Like like the kids down the street
they got a pool. Can you got what kid down
the street? You got a swimming pool?

Speaker 8 (12:44):
They got on the top of the ground pool running them?
Who who running there? Ronnie Dixon? Them got a pool?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, Well what you need one for? If Ronnie got one?
And if you want a friend got running?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Hey daddy?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, baby?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
How come when I ask your stuff? You always say
you got to go to work, but then we don't
never have no.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Money or nothing.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What you mean you ain't got no money.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
We don't have no money for nothing, daddy.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
But you just cast all your money for something. You
eating grocers. You gotta go out there, yess what that
we're paying for?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Help?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I'll drive you to church. That car costs money. All
that money go for something. We ain't got no money
for that. Little bs, you won't wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Thank you, Daddy. Coming up in thirty two minutes after
the hour, we'll run that brenk back with the nephew.
Right after this. You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
It's time now to start your morning off with the
nephew and run that prank back.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What you got for us today, nephew.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
We about to get some cookies, Shirley. Some cookies is
the deal right now.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
And I know everybody got their per favorite play when
it comes to girl Scout cookies. Girls Scout cookies. I
don't know your flavor, but everybody got one. Here it is,
let's go get girls cookies.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Hell, Hell, who's it?

Speaker 6 (14:17):
How are you doing? Man? My name is Glenn Man.
I'm working work in building too. You work for Snedia.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Right, Yeah, what what's what's son?

Speaker 6 (14:25):
So we've probably met a couple of times. Uh do
you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? Why
what's up you guys? You guys live together?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Or what?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
What is it your business?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Like?

Speaker 6 (14:39):
What? What? What's what's what's the deal? What's what's why
are you asking about my girl?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Well?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Let me ask you this here? What's what's what's going
on with you at the job? Uh? What what do
you what do you mean? Like like I mean you
know you know right, I mean so what like what
what's what's the deal? What? What? Who are you?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Like?

Speaker 9 (14:59):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Like?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
What?

Speaker 10 (15:01):
What what's the what?

Speaker 6 (15:02):
What is this for? Like why you like?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't even know you?

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Right? Just calmed down, bro, this time down. Like I said,
my name is Dan. I work at Gila two, you know,
And I know I'm just telling you now. I know
you got I know what you are doing, Okay, I
know what you're doing at the job. I already know
a couple other people know what's going on. And I
know you got a girl. I know you got a

(15:26):
girl at home. I know that what so what what?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
What what the what?

Speaker 6 (15:31):
What is this about?

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Like why why do you call my phone trying to
harass me about the boat?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Like who are you?

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Like? What? What?

Speaker 9 (15:38):
What is your problem?

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Like? Hey man, he hey Colm down man, I ain't
trying to tell you a little secret or nothing like that.
I ain't trying to do that, all right. But but
but I'm gonna be real with you, okay, Like I said,
you know, I got one of your names. I got
your number for one of coworkers. Okay, I got your number.
I said, I want to I want to give the
car and even talk to him about something. That's how
I got you. So, yeah, who gave it to you?

(16:03):
We'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to that, lady.
But let me but let me say this though. I
know what's going on with you and the job, all right,
and I ain't finna say nothing about it. You know,
that's just our little secret or whatever. But I do
have something that I want you to do. Though, what
do you want here? But what what do you want?
You call me bugging me about all this book? Like

(16:23):
what do you want? What do you want here? It
is man, listen, I ain't gonna say let them out
what you got going on? All right?

Speaker 11 (16:29):
That ain't that.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Ain't even I don't even care about that. But here
here's what I do want you to do. I do
need some help from you. All right. Listen, my little
girl is selling girl Scout cookies and I want you
to buy fifty boxes of them. All right, we'll be
a cash app because she gotta have them sold by
tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You okay?

Speaker 9 (16:51):
So you on some black man's book and listen, who
to give you my number? Because you wanna call me?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I need it by some cookies.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
And you should have just been a man and ask
me about it, Like, don't be calling my phone trying
to give me that boot, Like come on, man, like
I ain't got no time for this.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Like all I'm asking you to do is buy some
damn cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
I just I'm just saying. I just want you to
buy cook it. I need you to buy fifty boxing
little girls got cookies? Can you do that? No? No, no,
no no no no no no no no no.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me and
defy and like you you're talking trying to make me fight.
So I ain't put you nothing for you disrespecting me,
calling my phone, trying.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
To act like you like, just trying to manipulate.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
I ain't down with that, bro, I ain't.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Don't you let me you you don't want to buy
my cookies though, so do you want me to call
your your girl and sh ship on my cookies?

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Tell you got to say the way for my throat.
Man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't
call her. Youn't come near her. Don't come near me.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
You just get the out here.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
I'm about to start sixty nine. They figure out who
you are and come right after you, man like, because
I ain't playing, bro, I ain't.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
I'm gonna tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue
with you. I ain't gonna argue with you. But I'll
get off the phone right now. I'll get off right now,
and I'm gonna get that your girl. I'm gonna call
your girl and see if you want by some No.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
No, no no no, you ain't call nobody. You just
get you get I say to God, I'm gonna find
out who you are. I'm gonna find out who gave
you that number. I'm gonna call you up, like you know,
you'll call me trying to hurt up me.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know what ages cool?
We're still talking about it, all right. I'm gonna get
this right on like so so so I'll get off
the phone like you want me to age. I'll do that.
But let me let me ask you this though. Let
me ask you this though. You sure you want me
to call you? Sure you want me to do that?
Right it? Let her name? Man?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You something?

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Individuals?

Speaker 6 (18:59):
All right? How much of these cookies?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
How much you want?

Speaker 6 (19:03):
And then Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah,
Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Tommy, Hey, man,
check it out. This is nephew tied me from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your coworking got me to pray
pok oh yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Damn was so so.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Oh god listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beat. We
have beat all the names, so nobody knows the things
at all. Okay, you're good, bro, You're good, alight, man,
and I you got me? Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna take it that man, I just he's up

(19:57):
all my n and see I'm done. Oh God, like, hey,
where you go? I am going up? You up?

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Man, I can't believe you got me on this for real?

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Tell me this man one more thing before you go.
What's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
in the land, The.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
Steve Harvey Morton show Man, which is what he got
played every morning?

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Kill me, bro, there you have it.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's running that prank back.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
I'll be a little bit more stupid about an hour
from now, so stay tunings. I'll give you another one, okay,
because I'm stupid like that. That's what's the net to do?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Thinking of you.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Coming up next as the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
is time for Steve's favorite segment.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
It's as the CLO Chief Love Officer, Ready for your
love questions.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
This one is from Cammy in Detroit.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Me right some.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I'm a thirty three year old married woman and a
few days ago I found a bag in my husband's
truck with a towel, two pair of boxers and body wash.
My husband doesn't work out, so I asked him why
it was the bag in there. He says that sometimes
he can't make it to the bathroom at work, so
he keeps a change of undies in his car just

(21:21):
in case. What.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I don't know if I should believe him or not,
But he does have a sensitive stomach?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Is he lying?

Speaker 6 (21:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
No more slaving Steve? That might probably true, you know,
And I don't know how he am was it?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
I know, well he got a sensitive stomach and all
he got is a change underwear and somebody washing that
stuff right here you got you know, you don't know
how it's going.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
See, ladies, you all have never really liked like you
needed on yourself a lot, you know, to wear wear.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Stain and you got guyp arrest. You gotta get that
off you. You know, recomen.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
You get older, you know, you've been drinking and stuff
like that. You got Hennessy in at you. You got
that in that en. You got stuff you got, You
got stuff in there, you got you got anybody's in
that un yet he took a vaccine. That's some of
that in the year. You know, all this stuff in
his yeard man, you got you gotta deal with what's
in that year and the yearn't coming bat trying to

(22:19):
stake health and all you got stuff in here, man,
year naked burning man. You gotta get some soap on you, man.
So I'm all right, No, I think the man is
right right there, you thirty three. I don't know how
you hugged me. He can't hold his water good. At
least it's his water.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
You know.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
He's a man just defecating on hisself. That's why he
don't have to get another job right here, anybody fin
to do that. But I'm feel hisself a lot to us,
just telling me where dog passed and wear them Cai
pants to work, and right there he gonna be stuck
in the bath room for a while, all right, you know,
all right, go ahead, shure.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm going Lauren and Alabama.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Since five years ago, my husband called me from work
and said that he wanted a divorce. He said he
had found his soulmate and he wanted to be with
I had no idea at first that a soulmate is
our church member. I know for a fact that she
may still be married to an older man at the church,
and he still pays all of her bills. I've been
doing some spy work and I'm about to give them

(23:13):
a big both of them, a big wake up call.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Am I being evil?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Or should I do it? Well? I really would like
to know what the big wake up call is.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I mean, if you think she's it's a friend of
yours from the church and she's still married to an
older man and he called you from work and just said, hey,
I want to be with my soulmate. You know, I
want a divorce to kind of throw you off a
little bit. But he don't want you. That's clear, clear,
So you know. I look, I could tell you to

(23:44):
just leave it go, but you hain't. You got some
information you're gonna drop a bombshell. I just need to
know where you're gonna do it. As you're gonna do
it at his job. You're gonna do it down at
the church and probably have a lot more. You need
to know where it's gonna be at, though, Yeah, because
that determines the biggest the size of the bombshell. On
his job, he won't create that big of ruckers because
by Hr has to stay out of his personal life.

(24:06):
But if you do it down at the church, they
is your personal life. You know, church got no laws
down there? Are they gonna run that up there? They
gonna run that up the flag pole. I would leave
it alone and just realize he don't want you, because
I mean when you do that, he still ain't gonna
want you.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, now you done done some research, Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
What I feel like they want to fight for their marriage.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
We say, the marriage you fit to fight for. He
don't want you. He'd have found his soul mate.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
If a man call you and tell you that that
you can't fix that, you're not fling, all of a sudden,
you fin. He fin change his mind and you the
soul mate. Girl, go on about yourself. Get your life,
all right, Lauren all right?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Moving on to Captain in Hoboken, New Jersey. Captain says,
I'm sixty six and I recently moved in a senior
living community. I have a female next door that keeps
coming on to and I think she's a beautiful woman,
but she's got to calm it down.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Let me pursue her.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm old school and I love the chase. I like
to pretend I still have it, and she won't let me.
I feel like the roles are reversed here? How do
I calm this old mouse down so the cat can
hunt his prey? Help me out, brother, Well, let me
help y'all.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
See the part where you say you have to pretend
like you still got it, you don't. It's okay. If
you got to pretend that you still got it, it's
cause you don't, not, dog, Things change. I got you
old school, and you wanna calm this cat down? And
she beautiful, she coming on, She in the city citizen home.
She's attracted to you, y'all. Ain't got no whole lot

(25:44):
of time left. I don't know how old you are
for you to move your ass in the senior citizen whole.
I don't know how much time they got left. But
I do know this, When you move into a senior
citizen hall, you have lived longer than you got left.
Promise well, I ain't saying it, Neil, but you got
your future is way shorter than your past. I can

(26:04):
promise you that.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay. So now, and she know that you don't know
what's wrong. Dog, I don't enjoy my new life. You
got a new life. You a senior citizen.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's new for you.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
You being hunted get caught your old ass next door,
so I let her calm, just mess down, so I
can act like I'm doing something. I want to pretend
like I still got it. You don't still got it.
You don't got the keys the way you used to stay.
You ain't got the.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Money you used to have. You don't dry the car
you used to have. You ain't got the wardrobe used
to have. You ain't got the swagger you used to have.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
That's why your ass is at that old folk home now,
cause you ain't what you was. You just stop got
damn dog, Oh that damn don't let that old fire
ass chick in.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
You don't have the keys.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
He wants to chase her. He didn't help him out,
so I guess you.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
No, openly don't let her in and run around the
apartment chase her like that.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
That other thing you used to.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Do is over you slow now, damn don't all right?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Captain all right? Javerius in Ohio says, I'm twenty six
years old. My father remarried over a year ago, and
I just can't seem to warm up to my stepmom.
She's in her early thirties, and I can't do anything
she can't do anything like my mom.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Did, especially cook.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
My father is insisting that I spend Thanksgiving with them
this year, but I'd rather be with my grandparents since
I know my grandmother can still throw down in the kitchen.
This is my favorite holiday of all, and I don't
want it ruined. What excuse can I give my dad
so I don't have to go?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Hey Dad, I'm going over to Grandma's house. You know,
they ain't got much longer to live. I was listening
to Steve Morning Show, and it was an old man
who rode in to him and told him me, he
got he got a lot less left and he had
in his past. And I know Grandmama and them don't
have much left, and so I'm gonna go and spend
some time with them, you know. And hey, Dad, why
don't we go over there. While't we all spend the

(28:10):
time over there with our grandparents and show them that
we love him and everything I left them, the grandparents
on my own mama's side, you can't bring our ass
over there because they're gonna pause.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
In her and then all right, Cela, that's what you're
gonna have to do and sit.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Thank you, Cela, You're listening morning show dating a workaholic.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
There's a theory that dating someone who's addicted to their
job just as bad as dating someone who is addicted
to addicted to a substance. Steve, So, I gotta ask you.
Can you be in a healthy relationship with someone who
is addicted to their job? Or can two people who
are each addicted to their own job have a healthy
relationship with each other?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
That is.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Addicted?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
There is a tough word, but that is if you
are addicted to your job. Any addiction is a problem.
It means you're doing something in excess and you can't
seem to control it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Right, You keep going back so you could control it.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
But if you think you trapped in it. So it's
a lot of ways around this thing. I don't what
would you do, Junior, I just throw it to you.
I'm sitting here looking at you. You just staying at
me talking. Well, what do you see it in this?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Junior? I say it can't? It could work.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
It could work.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
Two people are addicted to their job. You know, if
you love doing what you do, you know, I mean
I love my job.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
But isn't it a time issue?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Though?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I mean, if you're addicted to your job? Do you
have time to cut each other with each other?

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Well, if both of you is addicted, has to be
a mutual time you know that you agree upon and
it probably ain't gonna be long.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah, I don't see. I don't see this working because
your job comes first. You won't you don't put the
other person first.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Could you be in here's my question, ladies, could you
be in a relationship with a man who was addicted
to you?

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Be addicted to me? Yeah, y'all? Yes, oh man, yes, yes,
What do.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
You mean they get on your nerves like every time
they do something right, bothering you turn around, yes, smothering.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, I'm using the word addiction in the harshest way because,
like I said, addiction is a tough word.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
It is.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
So the question is, how would you would you like
to be in a relationship with a man that was
addicted to you?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Now this might sound good, be all over me, but
I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Everywhere, but Steve, he has to have time.

Speaker 12 (30:58):
I mean he mean while you're in the bag outside
the top, Yeah, he right there at the deal.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Everyone needs me time gets everyone needs alone time and meantime.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Every even if.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You're in a relationship and you're very close and all
of that, you still need your mean time.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, you want to get it every day.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, she in the toilet, baby, it's paper nd I'm
just chicking. Baby. You want me to give you some
water while you using it?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
That would get on my nurse, That would get on
my ner.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What you heard from lunch today?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You want some water that.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Would get up?

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Well, you're in the kitchen cooking and he's sitting on
the countertap talking to you while you're trying to cook.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
That garlic side a garlic powder cloak with steady rubbing on.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, that's it. There is a thing called too much.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
I see.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, what you're saying, I'm going to the stove. Well,
let me get him on other side. Yeah, hold up,
you need some time to yourself. Everyone needs that.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
You want me to get I'm not worried about that.
I lost my baby.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't need help. But you you go to work.

Speaker 11 (32:16):
Well see that's the thing though, so the workaholic, because
I know that I have a girlfriend that she says
she complains because her man works all the time.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
And I'm like, it's gotta be a healthy balance.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
If you can't make it to the salon. I shall
know my family.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
They did what they thought was an intervention on me
to talk to me about the hours I work.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
And I need to slow down.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
And I agree with them, and so do we.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, I asked them all the time, though, Uh, what
what's y'all's payment? Playing for all this here?

Speaker 6 (32:52):
For all of you?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, I mean, you know, y'all over here, just steady
opening up bottles of water, ain't putting your I don't
put a magic mark in the water drawer so everybody
can label their water when they come over because I
can't stand. At the end of the night, I look
in there and it's fourteen bottles of half yeah, and
I'm sitting up in there, going okay, now you know here, well,

(33:17):
this was your house, you wouldn't have no fourteen half
open bottle on your ground. Put your name on your
damn bottle with that magic mark I put in there.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
But there comes a point when are you working because
you have to work?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Or are you working because you just love what you
do too?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
It's a combination.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Somebody, my son, said something that was really moving to
me in Abu Dhabi and it kind of really made
me feel really good because it let me know he
was thinking about his dad.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
So I was talking to this wealthy guy. He was
from Kirshnill like that. I don't know where that is.
Go ahead me either, A really nice guy. I don't
remember you ever talked about.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
He said, Steve, what are you going to do now?
I said, man, I want to be a billionaire. He
said for what what do you need it for? He said,
name something that you can do with a billion dollars
that you can't do right now. You live in nice homes,

(34:28):
you fly private, you own cars, you want, you dress
how you want. What can you do anymore with the
billion that you can't do now? My son went and
looked at him and said nothing. My dad just wants
to do nothing.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
He said, my dad just wants to be My dad.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Just wants to do nothing. And with a billion dollars
he can go do nothing. Yeah, and I'd love to
see my dad smile like he do when he ain't
doing nothing. That's great And that was the coolest thing
for me that he gets it. You know what I'm
trying to do. I don't need a bill. You're not
to do nothing, no, trust me. I gotta do nothing

(35:08):
as number.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
You're listening morning show time for Would you rather?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Would you rather eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You can all that up.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Man, I'm gonna go with that sour milk. That's that's
close to buttermilk. Yeah, okay, yeah, my sister would take that.
That rotten airs head. You got problem though, Come.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
On, JR.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
What you got? Yeah, I'm gonna go with the sour milk.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I can't now.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I've had bad milk before. I poured it on seal
before and knew it was sour. But that's all that's
all you had had. And I'd be damn if I
was gonna let my crazy ass daddy see me rake
that in train. Oh you're throwing away food now? Oh you.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Got money? Okay, all right, moving on? Do we hear
from the nephew?

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
No, no you did? And move home?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
No kick one.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Trash with that seal. I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Your milk.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
I guess I gotta follow them because I don't want
the egg. I gotta go the milk anyway it is.
I'm gonna throw up on you, daddy. Let's go ahead,
all right?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Would you rather date someone with their excess name tattooed
on their chest or date someone whose ex lives next door.
Would you rather date someone that has their excess name
tattooed on their chest? Or would you rather date someone
whose ex lives next door.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
I'm going with the chest. I'm gonna see you from
behind more than I am on from the front. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wow, Wow, Wow, are you sleepy because you just wow?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
You asked me.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Think about your answers.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm not pulling up every day.
And he right there, that turned into a fight.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Tell my lawns, nicked up lawns. Yeah, I'm doing that.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Floyd, Floyd stayed right next door. Now you can have
that tattoo. I'll just I'll just I just miss read.
I probably misread it anyway, you know, not getting that
wrong anyway?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
All right, one more, one more?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your
ex or with your partner and their ex.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
No, I'm going with the partner. I'd rather get stuck
in there with my partner and her.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
We can do it.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
At least.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
What you say, Junior, I'd rather do that.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Okay, okay, all right, nephew in the elevator or with
your partner in their ex.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Come on, don't be difficult.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Elevator with.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Your ex. You scared? Really you're listening morning show.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Here's a question for you guys. What's something you wish
you knew before you had kids? So here's something we
saw on Facebook. Okay, I have three kids, and there's
a lot I thought I knew, but I had no
idea about having kids. If I could tell my younger
self one thing about having kids, I'd say that you're
going to have to learn how to do some serious,

(38:59):
serious scheduling. It's all about working on their schedule, not yours. Okay,
As a.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Parent, what advice do you give your friends who are
about to have kids?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Start?

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah, you can, I recommend falster care. Why right out
the gate, dog, don't even send yourself through this right here.
If I'd have known what I knew, I'd have looked
into foster care. I just wasn't not aware of the program.
But I'd have put mine in it. How to put

(39:34):
mine into foster care and just let them build character
from there. You know, because I know a lot of
people that came through the foster care system. They have
a lot of driving gut and grit, know how to
overcome things.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
My children.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Yeah, I gave him a little soft ass life. I
should have put him into the program, got him in
the system. That's my recommendation to anybody having damn kid.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
You don't have kids, but you have your nephews.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
Yeah, oh man, you uh differently disown them. Yeah, I
sure will.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Yeah, because I'm gonna tell you something. It don't make
no sense for this kid to be this much medication
and not know nothing. Them pills are real and tell
you that.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
You have to take that pill.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
That don't take that pill? Did ady h d pill?
If he don't take that pill, you in for a
world of hurt. I'm telling that much right now. You're
in a world of hurt if you don't take that pill.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Get your ass off the couch.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ma'am. I mean, he just knew you.
He didn't know you know.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I got a call one time, the teacher called me
no line.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Said, could you come up here because your nephew is
standing on his head in the corner while they're taking
the test.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Will get your ass in the chair take the test
with the.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Wy I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Ma'am, I ain't supposed to be talking.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Just disowner, don't even.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Don't come on, nephew, you have kids, give them to
your mama and daddy the first eight to ten years.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Just just sit back and just watch, just letting mommy
and daddy handle yo. Yeah, somebody don't know about kids exactly.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Just give him away and sit back and watching.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Just give him, give him to him and watch and
see how mom and daddy do it. Because you wasn't
watching when mom and daddy was raising you. But just
sit back and watch this time.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
See how the nerve yourself something. Yeah, you guys all
said the same thing, basically, give him away.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's too much work.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
It's I said stuff no adult should be saying, like,
whon't you get the dog leg got your mouth? He
bit the damn dog, get your ass. I'm sorry, y'all.
He don't nor act like this hate.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Take the pill.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
You to.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Your family, I said, wow, Because all you're gonna hear
is a bunch of he did what.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
They did?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
What?

Speaker 6 (42:10):
What?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
What?

Speaker 6 (42:11):
What? When?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
What?

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Why where is he?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
That's it And for all of us that's right, and
for all of us that have kids other than Shirley
and call it Shirley and Carlin would tell you, you know,
raise their kids love him and all this hell and
Tommy tell you truth.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Our philosophy doesn't work with.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
It's years of pain. First of all, your life will
never be the same. It's not yours anymore. If you
get to fit some of your life here around there
is you got to. First of all, you got to
feed them, dress them, carry them, hold them everything here.
When they do learn how to walk, you gotta follow

(43:02):
behind the ends because it ain't no telling what they
fit to do with.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
The Yeah, I want to take the pill. He had
the bus stop with no pants on.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Get your ass and put the pants on at the
bus stop. Just embarrassing there. All right, guys, thank you.
We'll more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
top of the hour.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Guys, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter
for today, the subject one big happy family or nothing
at all? But right now, the nephews in the building
with today's frank phone call what you got now?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Bring my breast back?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
What look at me? When I'm talking chick, bring my
breast back? You talking about this? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (43:52):
Wait, talking about no chick? If we if I didn't,
if I didn't bought you some and we break up,
then steal my.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Breast, my breast.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Hello, I'm trying to reach all of them. Yeah, this
is him. Hey, you married you? You engaged in Madison? Right? Yes,
I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up? No? No, no, no, no,
My name is Ricky. Man. Have you heard about the
last person that she was engaged too? Well, she kind
of spoke briefly about you. Well you know what. Man.
First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,

(44:30):
let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, Okay,
here here's why I call uh. We got we got
a situation at hand that we kind of need to
clear up between you and I. So what is me
and you got a little conversation we need to have
about property? Well, we're talking about property? What property? The

(44:52):
property we lived in? What are you're talking about? This
is my property? Okay, Now I'm not talking about your
house or nothing like that. Oh, I got some property
over there belong to me, and I'm trying to figure
out how we can rectifie a problem. Well, I'm quite sure.
If it's something I can pack up whatever, you can
come and get it. I know, top, what do you
have over here in my house that yours? Okay? The
actual the actual breast that she had belonged to me,

(45:14):
the breast breath. I bought her some breast implant. Man,
I ain't know nothing about no breast implants. Okay, you
may not know nothing about it, but the bottom line
is I spent ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants,
and I want my property back, buddy. Man, No, man,
you're not getting back. What are you talking about pressing plan?

(45:35):
Ain't know nothing about that many, man, I understand you're
not knowing abody, but I'm calling you like a man
explaining it to you. I'm trying to let you know.
You know, I bought her some breasting plants. Now that's
my property now, just like just like when it don't
work out with an engagement. Don't work out, you want
your ring back, Well, I want my breast back. Oh no, man,

(45:56):
if you had gave up ring, you can get that back.
But it's just man, what do you I mean? Come on, now,
you ain't get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back,
or I'm gonna be over there every other week being
happy with without involved.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
No, No, that ain't.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
That ain't what's gonna happen. No, no, little brother, that
ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know what you're calling
for about thousand, ten thousand dollars, the breast and places
you ain't getting. You come over here if you want to.
When you with somebody, when you lose them, you lose
every damn thing you paid for. So if you bought
us and you're them, it should have bought when you
got married. You know what I'm saying. You should have
waited then bout to them. Tell mine, I'm gonna be

(46:31):
over here. That's what I'm gonna do with your breasts
and plans. So your money was well spent. You ain't
get back. Move on in your life. Hey man, you
don't tell me when and when when I'm supposed to
buytop I buy someone. I feel like what the bottom
line is the them breasts belong to me. Now. No,
we're gonna worn off. We're gonna somebody's gonna pay me
ten thousand dollars one way or the yether. Oh no, No,
you ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to

(46:53):
move on with your life. Man. When y'all broke up,
y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us, walked away
with him. Man, that's it.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
That's over.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
I'm something. Let me say something to you. Man, I'm
coming over there. I'm coming over there and have a
conversation with Madison about this, because that's who evidently I
need to talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody
over here. You're talking to me like you say, Man,
the man, I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
Man.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
You don't get nothing. I't even get my number. You
get my Let me get your number so I can
call you back when she on no way home. My
number on the breath, that's number on the breash. Ten
thousand dollars, that's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna
check it. I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna
look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing
back brother than mine. You're lost. Man, it's over. Let
me ask you this, man, have you even bought the

(47:39):
ring for Madison. Yet, yeah about the ring. That's what
you do when you get engaged, that pay. The ring
is bought. Brother, Why do you worry how much ring?
Call about eight nine thousand dollars that nice ring. The
breath costs more in the damn ring. You're a cheatment man, man,
Hugh Man, I mean I just about the ring you
talking about. Look, dude, she's going then brush ain't charge
no more. Man, You don't get back here. If it

(48:01):
was a wing, a pair of shoes or something, I
eat that back. So what not?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
What not?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Hey? Man? All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm
finna come over there and have a conversation with Madison
about my breast because the breast bloss to me. You're
not coming over here and getting nothing. She ain't even here,
But you can bring your over here. You come over
here with your chest pushed out them and push it
back in for your brother. Don't I got two breasts
over there? You tell me the five thousand dollars I
want both of the man. Look, you ain't getting man

(48:28):
who he is? You? You call every X girl friend
you break up with wanting back. I call the ones
that I'm out and bought breast for thank you. That's
a good damn wedding gift. I guess. Hey, don't hey, man, don't,
don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch my
damn breasts? You know? Man? Look here, man, I don't
know who they are? Many you even get on my line? Man?
Who is this? I'm the person that on the breast?
Do you know who is here? You don't own nothing

(48:49):
over here? Man. You didn't take the loss on there, brother,
You ain't took a straight loss on there. Man, you
got step fighting?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
You lost your man?

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Call him out. I'm gonna tell you right now who
this is your partner? Yeah, I don't wander who is this?
This is nephew Tommas Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girl
Madison got me the prank? Paul call you o. Man, boy,
you ain't it's cold? But where you cold? Man? There?

(49:19):
Somebody but them me? This is it? They real? How
of here? I know you're supposed to know what you married.
I don't know why as I'm still what you talking about?
You busting man, You've still gott me messed up real
all faith? You sound like that where y'all. Come man, y'all,

(49:43):
y'all need to stop that. Man, But I listened to
you last people. You gotta laugh myself. I never thought
i'd get got hey all, But what's the baddest radio
show man, Steve Harven Money Show. That's the truth. He
got me, good man. You got me good man.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
So I'm the only one being in a breath situation?
Is that what we're saying?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (50:07):
Classic, you want them back? You're not much breath, You're
I'm good, I'm good, I'm lovely. Okay, I'm just trying
to tell you. Do you know how much they cost him?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:22):
I have an idea.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It'spens.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
But she's not going to give him back to you,
So forget all that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I'm just saying, I want him back.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
You want to want all you want?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Now, Junior, Will you have the rest of us out
and do Tommy? Please?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Come on, I'm not the one your breast situation.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I was what boy?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
You you?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Boy boy? I couldn't believe. I can't hear you. Master.
It is master for what you do.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Hey, Hey, you were good?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh you were good? Because stupid to come around once
a year time? Life, tell me better than Tommy does.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Ask you a question?

Speaker 12 (51:15):
Getting ready for the Yeah, I'm know the one, no one, Yes,
you won't want me to fans start with that.

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Gotta go with Come on one, I air thinking.

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When I air thing?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
What? What?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
King?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
You price?

Speaker 6 (51:32):
What I do?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Now?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
What I do?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I can't pray?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
How y'all don't see this? That's all that.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
How y'all don't see how y'all don't know all these greatness? Yeah,
this this all this greatness all.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Thank you, nephew, Thank you junior as nephew.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Coming up, As we mentioned the Strawberry letters, subject one
big happy family or nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
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Speaker 1 (52:26):
We're going to do for this person right here.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
At all.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
All right, subject one big happy family or nothing at
all Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a man for
three years and we get along great. We've talked about
getting married, but we have to work out a few
kinks first. Both of us have teenage kids from previous relationships,
and I spend a lot of time with his kids
every other weekend. He is always around my kids because

(53:02):
I have sole custody of them. We always joke about
his kids like hanging out. Excuse me, We always joke
about how his kids like hanging out with me more
than him.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
If I am doing something for my kids, I include
his kids.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
I buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because
I buy them gifts, and there's no separation to me.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
But over the.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Weekend I have the strangest conversation with my boyfriend about
the kids. He told me that this Christmas he plans
to focus more on his kids and spend quality time
with them alone during the holidays.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I was shocked to hear this.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
I do see a difference in how he treats them
and how he treats his own kids.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
My kids love him, so I never make a big
deal out of it.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
The fact that he is trying to make a big
distinction between the kids really hurts my feeling. Blended families
are tricky and we've been trying to make it work,
but this was a harsh reality check. My kids come first,
but I'm able to love his kids as my own.
Now I have doubts about marriage. Am I overthinking this?
Stephen Shirley?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
No, you are not overthinking anything.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
I say what you see and what you know, because
when people show you and in this case, tell you
who they are, please believe them. I mean, okay, let's
look at the facts. This man that you've been with
for three years told you that this Christmas he just
wants to spend quality time with his kids alone during

(54:43):
the holidays. What else do you need to hear? It's
the holidays. That's the time when you and your man
and kids. You know, you guys are supposed to spend
family time together, not a part So again, what else
is it that you need to hear? I mean, he
doesn't want to be with you, and he doesn't want
to be with you and your kids for Christmas. Okay,

(55:05):
in this relationship, you are all in. You are just
everything in this relationship you have accepted as teenage kids.
You spend a lot of time with them, You remember
their birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts
and stuff. He, on the other hand, makes a difference
between his kids and your kids, and you're right. In
order for a blended family to work, you have to

(55:26):
show love to everyone, even if in your heart you
love your own kids more.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.
You have a special bond with your kids, you carried
them and all of that.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
But you know you're fair and loving on the outside.
But your man is not doing that, and he's not
trying to hide it. Even though you say your kids
love him and you haven't made a big deal out
of it, it is a big deal because he sounds
like he has checked out of this relationship and on
his way out of this relationship. Someone who's thinking of marriage,
of marrying you, would not want to be without you

(55:58):
on this Christmas Okay, sounds like he's gonna be with
someone else.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Steve, Well, Shirley, I have to agree with you now.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
So here we go.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
This lady been dating this man for three years, everything
going great, talking about getting married, but they need to
work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.
He spends a lot of time in He's always around
the kids because she got soul custody of them. And
we joke about how his kids like hanging out with
me more than him, you know. And then you know,

(56:31):
if I'm doing something for my kids, I include his kids.
I buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything no separation
to me. But over the weekend had a little conversation
with my boyfriend about the kids. He told me he
say this Christmas, he playing it on focusing more on
his kids, spend quality time with them alone.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
During the holidays. I was shocked to hear this.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
I do see a difference in how he treats him
and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,
so I never made a big deal out of the
fact that he's trying to make a big distinction between
the kids.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Really hurt my feelings.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Being the family's are tricky, Yes they are, and I've
been trying to make it work, but this was a
harsh reality check. My kids come first, but I'm able
to love his kids. That's my own. Now I have
doubts about marriage. Am overthinking this. I think you all
got to sit down and have a conversation. Something is happening,
what he's feeling like. He's obviously not paying close enough

(57:31):
attention to his own kids. So he decided this year
he going to spend times with his kids alone. Somebody
that said something to him. He didn't come to this
conclusion on his own. Somebody said something to him what
he meant. Somebody said, you know what the kids feel like,
you just treat everybody better than them. They come in

(57:53):
there and they feel like your step chid. Somebody fed
this information to him. I'm all one of the kids
said something to him. That's the only reason for he
just suddenly go like this. So he's trying to prove
that that's not true. So he gonna be spending a
lot of time with just his kids.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Alone on Christmas and he's been with her.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
For three years.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Yeah, I don't know how he thinks that's gonna be. Yeah,
he been not later, he'd better not say that nobody.
Then lay down.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
He's finna miss them kids, and then lay down.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
He can't go to sleep in that house. He can't
make that statement and then't go get into bed and
start snooping. Now that's been being a temp on your.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Life up But that was kind of cold though.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I mean, yeah, he plans to focus more on his
kids and spend quality time with them alone during the holiday.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
No, that ain't had his work. Oh and you said
this out laughed.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
All right, Steve, Well hang on.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Part two of your answer is coming up at twenty
three after the hours. Subject one big happy family or
nothing at all?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Right out after this you're listening morning show. All right, Steve,
this letter is crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Let's recap subject one big happy family or nothing at all.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Well, it looked like nothing at all because he wanted
to spend this holiday with his kids, spend more time
with his kids alone. That's time of making your kids
have happy Christmases. And my kids over here they live
stuck out. Now, we're not gonna do that this year.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Michelle.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I want you to be the wife asking me why
we can't have this Christmas together, and you're gonna be
repeatedly keep asking me about this Christmas, and I'm gonna
keep giving you different reasons.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Okay, Well, honey, I'm so happy the holidays are here.
I can't wait to spend Christmas with you.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Well, you know, I wish I could say the same.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Well, what do you mean we are spending it together,
aren't we?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Well, you know, we're gonna spend it together, but it's
gonna be separate.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
But separate is not together, Honey, We're going to spend
Christmas together, right, you, me and the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Hey, look, you need to keep saying the word together.
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
We're gonna spend it together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
We're gonna be together, but it's gonna be separate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I want to spend it together, you know, you, me,
the kids, us, Well, hold on, hold.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
On, hold on, hold on, hold on what what key
is you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I'm talking about our kids, my kids and your kid.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
No, no, no, no, see your kids, a yr kid,
my kid, me and my kids. Couse's been this holiday
together and alone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
But honey, we're together. You know we're We've been dating
for it three years now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
See all this all this important to you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yes, and I thought it was important to you that
we be together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
But not like this though, you talking about all the
time I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Talking about during the holidays. Yes, honey, I've planned stuff,
I've cooked, I've invited people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Over all of that, you know, one big happy family.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Well you know, baby, damn you know. You don't ask
me nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Well, we've we've been together for three years. It's kind
of a given that we spend the holidays together.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Yeah, but you you ain't, like, did nothing special for
the holidays. I've been out here lining the people up
so we can make our move.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Make our move. I thought we were gonna just be together.
We put the Christmas tree up and did the decorations
and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Who all help put your Christmas tree? Did let me
ask you this?

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Well, the kids, Yeah, ain't nobody help, but the tall kid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
You don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
The name got to be by something. Cousin Kia couldn't
help out. Ain't nobody help but the tall kids.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Excuse me, aside, there's an aside, honey, What did you say, nephew?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Aorry about height though, even in the letters about height.
But go ahead. You don't names, they just but the
shop kids, what is they doing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
The shark kids they put all ornaments on the bottom
of the tree and they put your skirt around it,
and the shot kids water.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
We got plenty for short people to do. Around.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Somebody gotta plug it up every night. That way, you
ain't got the being over you you. It ain't nothing shot,
work ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Nothing for you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Well, honey, and the tree looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful.
I just wanted to spend it together, you know, you
mean us together and hang.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
These balls on the bottom of that tree too. I like,
I like tree balls at the bottom of the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Them ornament, But the balls though.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I don't like Christmas on the miss as other than
you know, acorn Christmas tree. I just like Ball't like
all that angel don't look like a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Figurine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
What about the lights that makes the tree looks so pretty?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, you gotta have lights that ornament you made.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
In school and brought home. Don't matter what's on the tree.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
It's just as long as we're together, honey, and I
want to be together for this Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Well, baby, that ain't that ain't what we're finn to
do no more?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Well why not?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I mean, what's the problem?

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
See, you know you're just trying to make this some mills.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I'm trying to make this something else. I told you that.
Don't holler, don't right here. You don't need to yell
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You can't hear.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
I can hear just fine. I can hear just fine. Well,
you can be by yourself, but we're gonna be there.
How about that? That's alone and then we're gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
They won't you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
It's my house too, yes, clip back? What are you
talking about? I don't pay the mortgage and never will,
but it's my house.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I don't know who told you that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
I told myself that when when we first started living together.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Oh, well, I'm gonna have to get a restraint and on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
You, so that works both ways. I can get one
on you too, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
But we're gonna be together.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Say California, this Califoro. Oh, you try and do me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Oh, we're gonna be together. Well you want to be Cliff, what.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
What you do? You?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And I'm gonna do you. And we probably had the
best Christmas we ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
No, I don't think so, honey. It's not gonna go
down like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
But we've been.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Together for three years. We've always spent Christmas together. We're
gonna be together this Christmas, whether you like it or not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
If we tell you when you cooking in bye, whoever
you want, We ain't gonna make it. To Volte, We
ain't gonna make it too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Do you have someone else?

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Do I have someone else? Heard me?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Because why wouldn't you want to spend it with me?
You've been spending Christmas with me all of a sudden,
Oh so you want?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Four Christmas is in a row.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Consistently.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Man will be together. We're gonna be together. You're Regald
all right, Todays Strawberry Letter. We got to get out
of here, Seeks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
If you need advice on relationships and work and sex
and all that, just go to Steve Harvey FM.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
All right, Steve, it is time now to check your voicemail.
Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, we have a message
from Brock in DC.

Speaker 10 (01:05:47):
Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey in the Morning Show. I
listen to y'all every morning. This is Brock calling out
of DC. I listen to y'all when I get up
on my way to work and to y'all go off.
I love y'all shows. Bless you that crazy nephew Tommy
I live. I look forward to the point calls every
morning and Shirley Strawberry letter. I just want to say, man,

(01:06:08):
I love the show, always gonna love it. God bless
all of y'all and keep doing with your door love.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Rock right right, all right, brock out of DC from
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coldest stations in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
I will thank y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
So listening all right, This next message is about this
point three Yes, sir, yes, yes, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
Listen to see that is not true. And Nephew Common
is a fine sexy ball head man. And I just
called to let y'all know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Don't do my timing like that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Okay, And this is me Andrea checking all the way
in from Jacksonville, flotta base.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Now, first of all, just based on the name Lee Andrew,
we're dealing with a certain age group. So once a
person is old, you know her vision is in pad game,
they ain't gonna have sounded Lee Andrew.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Wait Wait wait wait wait wait wait Lee Andrew wait.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Listen, boys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Right right now, who starts stop? Who started the conversation?

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Steve?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Who you know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Listen Steve?

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Who honest this y'all stopped taking me. See I listened
in real way. Y'all didn't hear that. She didn't sound
started to tape again. Dave, stop, that is gotten, and
then they try to pick it up when they they
go old, then they try to sound young.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Listen, Steve, that is not sex about hem? Sess it?
What the hell of say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Sexy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
You're not gonna dissect her speech like that. I'm gonna
tell you, yes, see yes, s y, you ain't sexy.
Tell me you said.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Cens the ball head man, you're gonna leave my Timmy alone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I know how daddy old.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
I know her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I know her daddy old because her name Leandrew.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Her daddy name is Lee that takes on right now,
and her mama name is what the dead all?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
It could be her daddy name Andre and her mamma
name Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Lady.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, what the bottom line is? She said Tommy was
a sexy ball head.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
She said Tommy was sexy. Y'all got to start listening.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
But you know what she meant.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I sure do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Oh lord, well, thank you boys.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
You want to leave a voice smail for Steve eight
seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number you're listening.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Show, so kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Came up with these questions for the crew.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
If everyone on the morning come on, if everyone on
the morning show is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
At the airport, who would get pulled aside by T
s A. Sure I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
All that, all that you need to fly with and
all this here, you know, nasky, I coverage it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
You know, I haven't studied.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Man, the deep.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
It's got metal all on it, bluetooth speakers, trying to
calm your nerves before you get on your things.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
With them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
I'm not flying with. I'm telling you high blood pressure cuff.
She got a high.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Blood pressure cuff, taking her blood pressure? Set your hands
down somewhere. What's the next question?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Here we go? Who would take the longest in the
security line?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Surely all this stuff, man, we have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
A lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Yeah, clear, everything.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
Right off?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
All right? Who would be which one of us would
take his or her shoes off on the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I got to take my damn I got damn. I
got to get these damn shoes out there, and the
way the hell I fly all that way over there
on which your shoes I got, I got a old mind.
I gotta separate them.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
You know, it's a very rareid like they stirn time
away from each other, but they enjoy the freedom sometimes.
So I got spread these toes out, let them not
touch like like I can't like if I spread my
toes like why as I can't like that second and
third toe have.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Never been away from each other, the one next.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
To the big toe and the one right next to that,
that tallest toe. He has never been away from his friend.
They when yeah, dog, they damn this Siamese twins.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I damned they.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
I ain't never opened them up. But they might be whaved.
They might not be able to separate webs. But that
toe that's next to my big toe and the one
next to it, they never separated.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
The baby told them that off on his own. And
I had a manicure.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
It's a pediculady that had her whole fist around my
big toe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
One time.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
I couldn't even breathe. I was hyperventilated. For if you
don't get my foot toe your hand like that, just
hold it just five real in there on your toe,
they will put that divide it were separate all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Well, temmy, that's what if you're doing nail.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
College that question here, I'll be locked up. See, I
don't I don't make college. My damn toes shale, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Who would get their way too early?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Julian Julia because he's scared. I'm not nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Who would get there late?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Monica gonna get their waird?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Oh, I'm getting early. Who's who's gonna get there late?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Late? Tommy?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Probably me at close right Tommy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Who's gonna get drunk before getting on a plane?

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Tom Gillis Julius, Tom with you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
He's gonna get drunk before you get on plane. On
the plane, get off the plane. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
We'll have more of today's trending stories coming up on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty minutes after the hour
right after this, you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Hard Morning Show. Hey, guys, wouldn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Be great if you were able to turn your favorite
activity into a lucrative career.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
A Japanese man did just that thirty years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
He's always loved eating instant ramen noodles, so he decided
in the nineties to give up his career as an
engineer no less and try to make a living as
an instant ramen critic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
He's sixty five.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Years old now, and he says he started out by
eating instant cups of noodles every single day until he
eventually caught his big break. He won TV Tokyo's Instant
Noodle Championship, and now he is a celebrity and known
as the King of Instant Ramen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Okay, so here's a question.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
If you, guys could do your favorite activity, if you
could turn it into a career, what would you be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Doing for a little Yeah, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Cus you doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Really, I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
I tell jokes, okay with me, A good ass joke.
That's my favorite. And it's a couple of other activities
I get to participated. I tell Joe uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Huh, I cuss, Yeah you do?

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
And I yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
This man boy, look at god, you could have been.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Please let's do Junia, what about you?

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
We don't want to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Enough for me to do. We talked about all of us.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Six.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I sign my sex, I sign okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Coming up next, we'll play around him. Would you rather
right after this, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Gotta try it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
You're listening morning show. Hey, guys, wouldn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Be great if you were able to turn your favorite
activity into a lucrative career. A Japanese man did just
that thirty years ago. He's always loved eating instant ramen noodles,
so he decided in the nineties to give up his
career as an engineer no less and try to make
a living as an instant ramen critic. He's sixty five

(01:15:06):
years old now, and he says he started out by
eating instant cups of noodles every single day until he
eventually caught his big break. He won TV Tokyo's Instant
Noodle Championship, and now he is a celebrity and known
as the King of instant Ramen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Okay, so here's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
If you guys could do your favorite activity, if you
could turn it into a career, what would you be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Doing for a little Yeah, Steve Harvey cuss, I'm doing it. Really,
I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I tell jokes, A good ass joke. That's my favorite.
And it's a couple of other activities I get to participated.
I tell jokes. Uh huh, I cuss, yeah you Doe,
and I like, yeah, oh this man, boy, look at god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
You could have been all please let's do Junior. What
about you? We don't do that's not enough for.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Me to do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
We ain't talked about all of but sex out side
now sexy side.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Okay, uh, thank you guys. Coming up next, we'll play
around him. Would you rather right after this?

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Y'all GOTR you're listening.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Morning show time for Would you rather? Would you rather
eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
You can all that up man, with that sour milk.
That's that's close to buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yeah, okay, yeah, my sister would take that. That rotten
now his head. You got problem.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Come on, JR.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
What you got Yeah, I'm gonna go with the sour milk.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I can't now.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
I've had bad milk, so I poured it on seals
before and do it the south.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
That's all that's all you had.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
And I'd be damn if I was gonna let my
crazy daddy see me make that in the trail.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Oh you're throwing away food now? Oh oh you're buying grocery.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
You got money?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Okay, all right, moving on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Did we hear from the nephew pe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
No, no you did, and move on. No, pick one
get yours that trash with that seal.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
I take you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Better do back on your dad milk.

Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
I guess I gotta follow them because I don't want
the egg. I gotta go the milk. Anyway it is,
I'm gonna throw up on you, daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Let's all right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Would you rather date someone with their exis name tattooed
on their chests? Or date someone who's ex lives next door?

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
And when you say that, I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Would you rather date someone that has their ex's name
tattooed on their chest? Or would you rather date someone
whose ex lives next door?

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
I'm going with the chest.

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
I'm gonna see you from behind more than nama from
the front endview.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Wow, are you sleepy because you're just wow trying off?

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
You asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Think about your answers.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Yeah, I'm just going I'm not pulling up everything right down?
Turn into a fighter. Come tell my lawn snicked up lawn? Yeah, Floyd,
Floyd stayed right next door. Now you can have that tattoo.
I'll just I just I just miss you. I probably

(01:18:49):
misread it anyway. You're not getting names wrong anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
One more? One more?

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your
ex or with your partner and their ex?

Speaker 11 (01:19:05):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
I'm going with the partner. I'd rather get stuck in
there with my partner and I book his a.

Speaker 13 (01:19:13):
We can do that at least we want what you say, Junior,
I'm saying on, I'd rather do that, Okay, Come okay,
all right, nephew, with you in the elevator or with
your partner in their act.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Come on, don't be elevator with.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Your ex. Are you scared?

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Coming up fortnutes after break up the day and some
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Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Here's Steve with his closing remarks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
My closing remarks today us rather personal to me, as
I'm sure it is with a lot of you when
you hear this subject. But I want to try to
encourage people to make this readily available to themselves. I
can't even begin to tell you how effective this weapon

(01:20:49):
has been for me throughout my life, how many times
I have used this to help me, to comfort me,
to soothe me, to guide me, to just make me
feel like somebody's listening. I'm talking about the effectiveness of prayer.
I want to remind everybody on a personal level of

(01:21:13):
what prayer has meant to me. Now, I'm sure that
millions of people listening to me know exactly what I'm
talking about, but sometimes you got to say it out
loud as a reminder to yourself and just an offer
to other people who might be struggling out there. Because
everybody struggles with something. But every time I've truly struggled

(01:21:35):
with something, prayer has been my most effective tool. It
really is, man. The thing about prayer, The cool thing
about prayer is you don't have to ask for nobody's permission,
you don't need an appointment, you don't have to clear
it with anybody. And I'm sure that you know people

(01:22:00):
will share with you certain methods they use. But really,
any way you do it be just fine. You don't
have to be on your knees, you know, if you
want to, that's absolutely fine. But you could be on
the public transportation, you could be driving, you could be
sitting in your car, you could be in your cubicle,
you could be at your desk, you could be at

(01:22:21):
your workstation, you could be walking on the way to lunch.
You can do it anywhere, So please don't wait until
you have an available space or time. Because the thing
about prayer and God man, he's always available. The cool
thing about prayer also, it doesn't require perfection. And what

(01:22:42):
I mean by that is you don't have to have
yourself together to do it. This is a big one
that people need to understand. Prayer does not require perfection.
As a matter of fact, Prayer doesn't require that you
come to pray, do you get it right? Matter of fact,
you don't have to get it right. You don't have

(01:23:04):
to be perfect. Prayer is for broken people. Prayer is
for people that are confused. Prayer for people who are
unsure about the next move. Prayer is for people who
are grieving. Prayer is for people who are hurting. Prayer
is for people who feel alone. It's for people who

(01:23:28):
got nowhere to go, who have no place to turn. Now,
it would be good if you used it all the time,
but let's be honest, a lot of times we wait
till something is wrong. It's best to do it all
the time. But if you are finding yourself in one

(01:23:51):
of these positions of being broken, confused, unsure, hurting, grieving alone,
then it's available. Because the thing about God is he's merciful.
He understands already that you're not perfect. He understands already
that you only come to him a lot of times
when you really need him. But the incredible thing about

(01:24:12):
him is he's always there. That's incredible. God is behind
the prison walls, He's inside of hospitals. God is down
at the funeral home. God shows up man when he
needed most, when he's needed most. And it doesn't matter,

(01:24:33):
because let me tell you what prayer has done for me.
It has given me comfort. It has given me a
surefire way to get real answers. Prayer connects us to
the greatest source of power available to man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I'm just talking to you real, y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
I'm just giving it to you the way I see it,
that our people who can explain prayer far better me.
I'm pretty show there's some people in that pool pitch
can give you a cold, cold definition of prayer. Well
what if you ain't, what if you ain't down that Sunday.
I'm just telling you from a hood cat that prayer
has worked for me, that it's got through got me

(01:25:17):
through some of my darkest moments when it seemed like
everywhere I turned they was against me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Prayer got me through it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
Oh, I've done some things publicly, man, Lord have mercy,
man that I know would have crumbled me if it
was not for prayer. Or I've had people talking about
me that don't even know me, ain't never met me,
just saying negative about me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
You know what got me through it? Prayer.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
You know when they all said I was ignorant person
on television. Prayer when I was being called out of
my name what I felt was unjustifiably prayer, Prayer when
they lie about me, drag my character and name through
the mud with lies, Prayer, Prayer when I was homeless

(01:26:11):
and living in that car, Prayer, Prayer changes things. Just
use it, man, Stop being proud and use it because
prayer works. Pray, don't ask nobody listen, don't forget to pray,
don't be ashamed to pray, and don't ever be too

(01:26:34):
proud to pray because prayer, prayer changes things. You can
believe that, y'all. Have a great weekend. It's already I'm
working this weekend too. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Prayer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Amen. Yeah, Okay, we don't pray.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
For all.

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