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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's time.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So don't
given them back a MILLICANUS things us.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to show up for still.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want joy? Yeah, yeah, joy?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
They sad?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know you know you love.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
You can.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
mouth turn out to.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Turn al the wanted jump wouldn't come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
You're thinking, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man, oh man, oh man. Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
I think about all the things God has done for
me as overwhelming at times, and I want everybody to
have that feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion
and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this, and
this the thousandth time I've said it, is because I
formed a relationship with my creator.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Period.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I can't tell you as anything else else. You know,
I've always had a strong work ethic. My father put
that in me. My father's conversation with me growing up
was always constantly about work hard, don't be lazy, be
a man, do what you say you're gonna do. YadA YadA, YadA,
YadA YadA. Man, I was so tired of my father
at times. I was going, Man, what is with this dude?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right here?

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Man, every time we have a conversation, it's got to
be about work. It's got to be about you know, man,
doing your best, trying hard, you know, working and being honest,
do what you say you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But that was his mission. I can't tell you how
much I appreciate that now.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
I can't even I can't even put it into words
when I think about my old man and what he
was to me, and I just, man, I'm so grateful
for that balance I had in my life. And then
my father was a fighter. If he fought on the weekends,
you know, my father used to come home with his

(03:42):
with his clothes toe off of him. He put a
fresh shirt on, and he go back. My mom used
to talk about my father fighting all the time, snick
while you are always fighting. You know a little bit
of that rubbed out for me too. You know, that
kind of got into me and I didn't understand that either.
But they're on the same. My mother was a Sunday
school teacher for forty years, so her conversation was never

(04:04):
about fighting or anything. It was all about love and
understanding and doing another that you would have to do
unto you. My mom was a Sunday school teacher, so
I learned about faith. I had to go to Sunday school,
prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting, choir rehearsal. You know,
I was a churchman so much I was actually looking
as there's got to be an alternative to this, you know.

(04:26):
I want you know, I was a little kid even
I was thinking at one point, maybe out of looking
to al, because there's got to be something cooler than.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
This going on every day. It had got that crazy
for me.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
But the balance between those two people created who I
am today. And I want you to understand that the
things that you are in your past have helped create
who you are today. If you view it the right way,
everything that has happened to you in your past has
happened to you for a reason, and it's usually for

(05:00):
the good.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
If you view it that way.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
But if you, on the other hand, are a type
of person who can't move forward because you are allowing
your past to stop you from having your future. Then you,
my friend, are doing a disservice to your life. You
are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking advantage

(05:26):
of the gay, knowledge, wisdom.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
And experience of your life.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Example, if you are a woman and you are always
talking about a former relationship, what he did to me.
If he had not did this to me, I wouldn't
be in this place today. I thought I had a man.
Now I ain't got no man. Allah lah lah lah lah.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
If I you know, he came along and I was
doing just swell, he just came in and he just
lied to me. He lied to me. Now that he
did this to me, Then he cheated, then he left.
All of that that you say can very well be true.
Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
In God's infinite wisdom, that he knew that you had
made a mistake in picking him anyway? Maybe he knew
you had made a mistake in saying yes or I
do to him anyway, or come on, move in?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And so what he did was.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Based on your decision now to say yes, I do
or come on, let's move in together.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That was your decision. You ain't go to him about
this one. You made this decision.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Based on that decision and all the negative things that
started happening, he allowed you to get away from it.
Now how you got away from it? It's always not
the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
that he left, that he walked out. But let me
share this with you. When he was there, how good

(07:17):
was he to you? How good was he for you? See,
you got to stare at you got to look at
the blessing. The blessing is. Now you are on your own.
Now you walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there
with a disruptive spirit.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Now you go home. You could take your clothes off,
walk around like you want to.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Now you go home, you can sit down and look
at TV or catch your breath if you want to.
Your kids don't have to see y'all arguing all the time.
Have you looked at the blessing in it? But now
if you gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your

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past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
brought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
you got through it. He gone, well, he ain't coming back.
He got somebody else, So you gonna sit there and
just keep tripping costs. He gone and he got somebody else. Hey,
pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't

(08:26):
feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
and all that messed you up? Got it when you
get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
one being left. You ain't the first one being divorced.
You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing, and move

(08:48):
forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining,
maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
for you that he wants you to have, but he
can't give it to you if you ain't grateful. So
God gives you a blessing, but because you don't see
it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now,
guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you,

(09:12):
but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
but you steady wanting him to do more.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
How does that work? How does that work?

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Man?

Speaker 6 (09:20):
That He should keep on giving you things when you
ain't even working with the stuff he Didne gave you.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
And I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
And I'm just using that one example. It could go
for me and two vice versa, and on and so forth.
I'm just using that as an example. Now, why I
laid on that one so long? You have to take
that over God. That's all the sweet I ain't pointing
fingers a nobody in nothing because I've been guilty on
both sides of the coin.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Who am I?

Speaker 6 (09:48):
But I'm just sharing with you what I had to do.
I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
interfere with my future.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
It's another day, another dawning, another opportunity to another chance,
another blessing, another gift from God. I'm so glad about it, man,
I appreciate all of these. Today is the day that
the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
in it. I'm sitting up in here, just glad in it.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm glad in it.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Woke up the little startled this morning, got off to
a little rough start. Settle myself on down when on
got glad Yep, I'm here I am here. Something happened
yesterday that did not go according to plan?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, what I made it anyway? Yep.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Now today I don't know what today holds, but I
expect some great things today.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
And if some.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Challenges arise, I'm gonna handle them with the right attitude.
I'm gonna perform all my tasks joyfully. You know, sometimes, man,
you gotta be careful. You know, like when you're paying
bills and stuff. You're gonna sick of pay and these
bills hold up? Man, slow down.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Do you know how good it is to have the
money to pay the bill?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Now?

Speaker 6 (11:06):
I know you don't want to do it, but do
you realize how good it is to have the money
to pay the bill? There is a scripture somewhere. I
don't want to get this wrong, so surely help me out.
Money answer with all things. It didn't say money was
the solution. All it's saying is money allows you to respond.

(11:28):
Money answer with all things. It don't mean it's gonna
fix it. It don't mean it's gonna settle it right,
but it just allows you to respond. What the book
is that shirt?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's Ecclesiastes. I always thought that was elastic elastics.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Let me sure the strawberry called frail missr Demonica JUNIORR.
Nephew Tom Shirley.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
What is it now? What it says?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It says the feast is made for laughter and wine.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Make it Mary, but money answer with all things, curse
not the king, No, not in thy thought, and curse
not the rich in thy bedchamber chamber. For a bird
of the air shall carry the voice, and that which
hath wings shall tell the matter.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
That was King James version.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, good thing. I know the rest of that
come show. But as with all things, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
I.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Don't think it solves it. I don't think it is
the answer your money to meet you.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Yeah, but it allows you to respond. You can respond
when you have money. You could just respond. It answered,
Hey man, we're gonna give you an victory. We put
a viction notice on your door. How much I owe you.
I'll be down there Tuesday. Well we don't want your money. Well,
well suppose I give you this month and next month
in advance.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, come on down here.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Here's an interesting meaning. Still got some problems after that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
It says people should not set their hearts and focus
on their wealth or else they will become desensitized to
the things of God.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Yeah, I'm not desensitized, but the things of God. But
when you first started reading that, I was on my
way to hell.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Looked like, yeah, all right, the Bible study.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Glad you read the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, bib will study again.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yes, later on right, coming up in thirty two minutes
after the hour, we will hear from the nephew as
he runs that prank. Back right after this, you're listening
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Speaker 1 (14:19):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank bag. What you got for is nest sure I
got insirt.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
I don't know if it's State farm, I don't know
if it's got cold. I don't know which one it is.
But you know, if you have a strip club, you
want to ensure the stripper. You know that that that
that pollworking. You ain't never fail. You don't know, you
know you need insharance. So cat dog, if you would.

Speaker 10 (14:41):
Call, this is Joseph, how can I help you?

Speaker 11 (14:44):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, Joseph?

Speaker 12 (14:45):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (14:45):
Man?

Speaker 5 (14:45):
I got your gut, your number?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
What so?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I gave me a card, told me you have an
insurance coming. You might be to help me, will help you,
will not help you? Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance.
What all the insurance that you guys have, what all
of you all covered?

Speaker 10 (15:01):
We have automobile insurance, you have home insurance, we have
lights insurance, fire flood were pretty much.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Uh we have everything.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
Will exactly what type of insurance that we're looking for?

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Okay, Well, see I need Uh. I have my own business,
my own company.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Okay. What I'm what I'm want to want. What I'm
trying to do, man, is I'm trying to make sure
I have insurance for the people underneath me. Oh, okay,
your employees, Yeah, exactly, exactly. I want to I want
my employees to be insured. Okay, you know, like it's
something that happens to them. They can get they can
get workingman's comp you know what I mean. I want
to be able to accommodate them that way. Is that?

(15:39):
And are you able to help me out with something
like that?

Speaker 12 (15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I am able to help you.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
I just need to ask you a few questions. How
many how many employees do you?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Asked? Right now?

Speaker 11 (15:49):
I have?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.
I got two that that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,
so I got me think real quickly, man. I got Centerment,
I got Ice jazz Wine, I got Thunder.

Speaker 10 (16:07):
I'm sorry, sir, tell me your name against her was Smitty?

Speaker 12 (16:12):
Okay, okay, what type of goodness yea, sir?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Well, I'm I'm more of a I'm a I'm a
PC and I'm sorry DC uh personal consulting. No, no, no, no,
I'm I'm I'm pretty close though, pretty close. That's that's
that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
And and what it is me.

Speaker 12 (16:33):
I got, you know, I got I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Did you say pleasure consulting? Right?

Speaker 13 (16:38):
Right?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
What what that is, man, is is you know I
pleasurize people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have,
uh girls that may dance for you. Uh some may
come by and and uh do other things for you,
A private parties, that kind of thing.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure a
stripping or a call girls?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Well, I mean, I mean I'm trying to show what
I'm trying to show. I mean, I give all my
girls ten ninety nine.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
Yeah, I don't know what this is.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
An insurance company, This is a reperble company. We don't
ensure call girls are strippers.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
So I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean, the
way the economy is right now, everybody got to look
out for themself. But I got to ensure what I
need to ensure so in case things go bad, Man,
I can bounce back on that.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
I understand that, sir, and I do.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
But we don't ensure call girls stickers.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
So so hold on, I got your car. Man, you're
trying to tell me that. Now you can't give me
no insues. We can't ensure call girls are strippers.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Okay, okay, okay, tell me this, what type of duties.

Speaker 12 (17:44):
Do they perform?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
I mean, what do you mean? What kind of do
I mean? They think?

Speaker 12 (17:48):
On the application I have to put down.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
What type of duties do you We're gonna put down
weak me down, exotic dance, you know, and see since
they are there for people that like, uh, need to
have some personal attention. Man, you know we just put
something else down, like you know, a counselor you know,
he's costitutes. You want to ensure hostitute. I'm not saying that, man,

(18:13):
I'm not stop saying that. Don't say that no more.
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
That's what they are saying.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
Well, why don't you put our PC?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Man? Why don't you Why don't you put down pleasure
consultant for him man.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
Pleasure consulting. Sir, we don't do that here. I don't
know how to help you, sir, we don't do that here.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You can't ensure a prostitute. Then I tell you, don't
say that no more. I told you this right here
is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that
gave me this business card and told me that you'll
be able to take care of me. And now here
you is coming back saying you can't see this when
it's starting to be smitten.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
Naw, sir, you gonna have to refine from using that language. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
They telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,
you want to coming back with some bogus right here,
We don't ensure any type of ghetto mess prostitutes or
call girls.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
That's some street junk that we don't do here.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Man, listen, I was told you can just shoot me
and guess what you go and show me up in
to go back and forth? What you doing? I'm gonna
come down there to your office. I want to. I
want these papers pulled down so I.

Speaker 12 (19:17):
Can sign them. So I'm look, man, we don't ensure
no prostitutes are no are there strippers? Okay, So we
don't do that, and you're not gonna come down to
my office with this ghetto mess. We don't do that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Who do you think you out of that?

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Man?

Speaker 13 (19:33):
You you don't know who you're naily with.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
Now, don't left this corporate over the phone, corporate for it.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Fool you because I can get gangster.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Hey man, I don't know who you.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (19:42):
I may look at you here.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
We won't do that here, hey man, look at Let
me tell you I'm on my way down there.

Speaker 12 (19:47):
Okay, do not come to this office.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
If you don't even come.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
To this office, I'm coming to the office. You're gonna
shoot my.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Girls for me.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Now.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
If somebody gave me your card and told me you
can take care of me on the low, and that's
what you're gonna do now. I need my damn insurance
for my girls.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Dog. That's all I'm trying to get. Yo't your brain
little man stems?

Speaker 13 (20:07):
We don't do it and I will not.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
And if you pray something, you're gonna get your What
I mean, I got one you came here talking to
I'm talking to.

Speaker 10 (20:14):
You now, trying to be nice and I trying to
do professional quistom.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Don't you pray little after my HUNFICD.

Speaker 14 (20:21):
I'm gonna kick your You ain't sunning them in from.

Speaker 12 (20:25):
Hey man, I got one more friend, I need to
say to you. You listen, Yes, what don't you got
to sell to me?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Don't what I do, not insurance prostitutes.

Speaker 12 (20:32):
Okay, what do you have to tell me?

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I got to tell you this best his nephew, tell
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just got
pranked by your boy.

Speaker 10 (20:45):
Oh my god, I'm gonna sure that boy.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
WHOA, I can't I believest this O.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
Hell, y'all got me? Boy is here?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Man?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Let me as it is here? What is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steam.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
Morning No.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Anyway, thank you nephew.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Coming up next, it is asked to clo with our
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Up at the top of the hour and trending headlines
and entertainment news, President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala
Harris are together again since the election to honor veterans
Plus and Entertainment News Kevin Costner was surprised about his
Yellowstone fate and the monkey escape.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
The search continues.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We talked about as yesterday while we say I'm mad
about Yellowstone anyway. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the clo. Our chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey is right here in the building. This is

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from Waylon Colo in Montgomery. Whalan writes, I've been married
for twenty eight years and I'm in the guest room
because my wife has a ceiling fan and TV on
all night. All of a sudden, she won't compromise. She's
never done this before. So is this a phase or
is she getting tired of being married?

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Let's tired of you? Don't I think you know? If
it's menopause, O, dog, you're gonna have that fan on.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Never give damn what you say at all. Yeah, that's all.
That's all it is.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Don't care what you say. You might have to be
a little bit more understanding during this period right here. Now,
let's get back to this part right here. What you
think right now, way low on the pole, waay low,
way low.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
On the pope.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
What you what you think right now is in that
I don't give a damn a column. So just deal
with that, bro, all right.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Moving on to Brien Tupelo, Brie says, I was buying
groceries and a man that lives next to my mom
slid me one hundred dollars and said that he's happy
to help me with my purchase. I told my mom
and she seemed to be jealous. Why is she mad
because I accepted the money?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Why is she hat?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, he's slid her.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Mama hate See see mama been in town looking at
the man across sheet.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Show you nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Man.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
He tried to help you. But I want you to
understand something now. When you're a fisherman. When you were
a deep sea fisherman, they had this thing called chumming.
It's ground up fish and blood and stuff that they
throw in the water to attract fish. It's like it's
a form of baiting. You just got baited. Yeah, he

(24:27):
ain't slid You just hunting for nothing. Men don't do
nothing for nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
They always want something slide.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
There be more than it. I can help you out
with some couple of things.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Let me know.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, if she didn't say no, she just wants in
a wire, mom and back to my house. You tell her, Mamma,
my mama.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, working, I guess what.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
That man to stay across the street, one with his
hands someone He saved me a hundred at the grocery
store yesterday and told me anytime I need some help,
people willing to help me.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Tell my.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Many times I have seen you at that day a
worthy store.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
There no more gusts, all right. Moving on to Cora
in o'cliff. Cora says, there's no nice way to put it.
I'm the pastor's side chick, and rumors are starting to
spread like wildflower wildfire. I mean, he said I need

(25:38):
to go to another church. I was at that church
long before him, So why should I leave? Is this
the only way to stop the rumors?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Well, the real way to stop the rumors, to stop
being side chick. But I don't really see you. I
don't know how they ain't. I don't know how they am.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Option obviously that's not it.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
That ain't no option. There's no easy way to put this.
I'm gonna past the side chick. Rumors are swirling because
they busting y'all. Y'all stupid, come on faster. But now
his his both of y'all. It ain't neither one of y'all.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Right.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
He his solution is you need to go to another
church because you're gonna still be my side people. My
thing is, why do I have to go to another church?
I was here before he came, and I'm gonna be
right here because I'm gonna be his side piece. But

(26:35):
I'm gonna be right here. Ain't nobody trying to solve
the problem. Here we go Bishop Bonner, Bishop Bronna down
in Atlanta. Man, y'all members of his church, please tell
him how much Steve Harvey appreciate him for his dessit.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
She gave me that has changed my entire I could.
It just helped me so much.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Careful of people who play the victim with the problem
and the situation that they created themselves.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
She want to know why why she got to leave
the church? She was there first?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
What has that out?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Because dog, it is obvious there is she all up
in the past to study after service. You know when
the first lady ain't there, she close She ke all
on each other after service.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
She's so fun.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You know, she's sitting on the front road.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Costumes. I can't get his cologne. She shouting when ain't
nobody else shouting.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm right, she's running all around the church. Did you
Jess Jesus will the absolute most? Ye?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yep, okay, yeah, all right? Last one, Steve. This is
Leon in Hyde Park. Leon writes, I keep my weed
and a marble container on the mantel.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
And it looks like decoration.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Our grandkids are six and three and babysat them this
past weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So my wife threw my weed in the toilet. The
kids can't even reach it. How could she justify this?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
She don't want the kids asking no question about that
grass and their job.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Did you just say grass?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Because that's what babies? You know, a little kid they
three years, right, Papa? Why you got that grass in
their job?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
There? How you know what they did? That's a regular.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
He said they can't reach it.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, I know they can't reach it.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
But she didn't throw What you want to do though,
I mean, if she didn't flush it down the tallet,
what is you writing us about?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
It couldn't have been that in what is you complaining
in a marble container.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
It can't be that much by what a dollar? Come on, mane.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Me.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
But if it's a marble container, you can't see in.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It, right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Something she don't want to smoking.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
White didn't want it in the house, period. Yeah, she
don't want that in the house, that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, Well that's it. Don't bring any more in there,
all right.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
You got to hush down the toilet. That's That's like
when they knocked on my boys though. He was over
there playing cards and somebody said it's the police. Boy
toilets got the flushing all over their food's house. You
didn't know what was going on, all right, nobody but car.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
God, thank you, not at all.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news where you're right after this.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
You're listening to the Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Well, President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris made
their first public appearance together since the election. They made
it yesterday honoring our nation's veterans at the Veterans Day
Ceremony at Arlington Cemetery. Madame Vice President Harris, such a
class act. I mean you know, I mean yeah, she's yeah,
move forward, let's go. So here's the question, Steve. I

(30:52):
know your answer is going to make me laugh. That's
why I'm already laughing before I ask it. So, so
here's a question. Would you still work or show up
at your job knowing you're about to leave?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Or have you ever quit a job without notice? That's
for all the guys.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
But you say quit a job without notice, what you
mean like went in there and quit that day? That's
how I quit all man, I know every last one
of them. I ain't finish. Give you two weeks to
treat when you're bad and all this hell. No, I'm
I'm I'm I'm hey man, listen to here. I appreciate

(31:32):
the opportunity, but I'm gone. I went to my locker
and everything everything, I had, everything in the boxing bag.
It wasn't no one, no one. No, I'm finished going.
I'm gonna tell you this, then I'm gonna go get
my stuff. No, you ain't finna try nothing tricker with me.
Matter of fact, I have set most of my stuff
in the car, came.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Back in and made the announcement so I could just
get to this car and get the hell out of here.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You're gonna notice I ain't there. That's what the notice is.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
You're gonna notice I ain't sled up. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
And like as far as Kamlak going with Joe, you
know what I mean, that's just decency. But like Joe,
My question for Joe, Joe, why Joe Biden always look
like he looking somewhere else. He don't never look like
he paying attention to nothing. He always looked like he
looking somewhere else. And you know, man, like now, they

(32:21):
got this theory where they think that Joe Biden should
retire from office so she could become president and become
the forty seventh president and the first female and all this.
It ain't nobody fit to do all that. That's that's
not even logistic. They can stop all that theory right now.
A lot of women trying to push for Joe Biden
to step down, retire right now now, just gon and

(32:42):
ride it out because Trump coming. Y'all, Trump is coming. Bill,
it's a rap. He's our president.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
You know.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
People over here asking me, they going, Steve, So, did
your guy win? Should we say congratulations? I said no,
not really, I didn't vote for him, I said, but
you know, because I'm and you know, I'm over here,
so I gotta, you know, be mindful of how I talk.
So I said, you know, look, we're in the democratic society.
We have to accept the results of our election. You know,
he's the president, and hopefully he telles better. I say,

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I am concerned though about the common man in our country,
because I don't think he's going to tend to.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Them at all.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Really well if.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, I mean he didn't do nothing for nobody before.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
What change.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna treat this like a hurricane or hunker down.

Speaker 14 (33:37):
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, and we move on. So, Junior, did you quit?
You just walk off your job. And that's how I
got into comedy. What happened? That's how I got in
the comedy.

Speaker 15 (33:51):
Quitn't mon prank up?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
They was all their condition. I work on prison.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, I different painted the prison, making anybody in that condition,
and I'm on the black person working here.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
So I just walked out.

Speaker 15 (34:02):
Boston was doing what I did.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I deliver the prison.

Speaker 15 (34:06):
Yeah, he's living paint to the prison.

Speaker 9 (34:10):
You run all the way down there from Houston. The
hospital took down the road sharing you son that the
car was before buckets. They ain't handle you ain't handle
what I want to quiet?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
So what made you quick? You said, you and your
what happened with me?

Speaker 7 (34:26):
I was all the black working there, so all the
white people in the acting edition, and my black ass
coming in from the prison sweating and heat and heat.
And then they looked at me talking about gon't make
another run for u uh uh. I went to the car,
took a couple of buckets of paint with me on
the way out too.

Speaker 15 (34:39):
I did that, got some old based paint, put that
in the trump.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
And then I drove and they said, hey, that's good.
Where you at the trucks outside? I said, I'm on
my way home. Because he said you can't quit, I
said what I did, I'm I'm on belt Way eight
right now. You can go and best believe I can quit.
And then I was mad when I got in the
comment they gave me thirty five dollars the first night,
I said, I need to go back to that job.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Though.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
All right, I think that's a rule. Though when you
quit a job, you post to steal something. Yeah, I
mean I've never left a job. Ain't taking that anywhere.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
All right, let's get to this Yellowstone story. Kevin Costner
has admitted that he is in no rush to watch
the mid season premiere of his show Yellowstone, adding that
he not only just learned it even returned the other day.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
We all love Kevin.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We love Kevin Costner first of all, and we love
his character on Yellowstone, John Dutton, the family's patriarch. Kevin
posted a video on ig on his page, saying that
he won't be returning to Yellowstone for the final half
of season five. Costner went on to say, quote, see
you at the movies. He is currently filming a western.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, man, I know, and I love yellow Soul, love
all the characters, but that's where He's why I watched it.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Filming westerns though. Yeah, hey man, let me tell you, man, Hollywood, man,
they they they funky. Man, they funky.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
You know, they get their money and they schedule set
and their ego and we're not allowing you. And then
they got these egos. Well you're gonna take off from
us to shoot a movie.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
Man.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
The dude is a movie star. Yeah that's well, if
you do that, we'll write you out of the scene.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
He made Yellowstone. Yeah, we wouldn't even be watching it
if it wasn't for Kevin.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
But you know, but that's how they'd have made all
their money and got their ratings. You can do that now,
and that's how they That's how they treat people.

Speaker 8 (36:47):
Man.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Once they don't need you no more. Man.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
That's why, man, you can't. You can't put your faith
in this system. Bro, cannot put your faith in this system.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
They coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
talk about an NFL comeback story about faith. Right after this,
say I'm sorry about detection. You're listening to the same
Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's your girl, Shirley Strawberry. Are
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Speaker 1 (37:47):
Here's a comeback kids.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Story from our home station in Detroit mixed ninety two
point three f M. Detroit Lions kicker in Houston native
Jake Bates hit a fifty eight yard field gold with
five minute it's left and a fifty two yard field
goal as time expired to beat the text in his
hometown of Houston on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah we're doing this one.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, Detroit.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
You.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Bates was working as a brick salesman in Houston and
thought football was done. However, he got a chance to
play in the UFL and word got out about his
long field goals. So Bates got a chance to play
with a couple of NFL teams, including his current team,
the Detroit Lions. Bates said, quote, I thought football was done,
so I had to move on and do something else

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with my life. Luckily, the Lord had something else in store.
End quote. So there's a great example of faith from
a setback to a comeback.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
There you go, Yeah, thank you. I got as mad
because he left Houston. He was never playing for the text.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
With him.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm not mad at his story now, Yeah, yeah, I am.

Speaker 15 (39:05):
We already gained.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Tell about him and the Lord. At this point, we
lost twenty six to twenty three. What you mean we
tell about his faith.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
He loves the story about faith, man, And plus I
had picked the lines anyway he did.

Speaker 15 (39:21):
Yeah, faith nobody he got a good leg.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's all this about.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
They had nothing to do with this field goal.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I'll say that guys every game this year. Yeah, that
did happened to you fellas Yeah, said about it.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
But she.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I ain't too sad
about nobody having the music about wrecked.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
To feel your pain.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
This is your You know my cousin, My cousin I
got off drugs. He's been keeping clean ten years. But
he had no business on it in the first place.
I'm not giving him faith for that. Judge, did you
got to go down there with me to go get
him out to jail? I had to go do that,
That's what I said. I'm involved, same with this game, uninvolved.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And then took a couple of here.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
We played the Cowboys this coming week, though, Hey, oh
you sure to win that one.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I can't say that pretty much. Those things out Dak
is out.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Hey man, Remember y'all was talking much. Yall was going
to Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
No, I don't doesn't forget anything.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Nothing. I don't want to talk about that right now.
Rememb I told y'all, huh.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I remember If they don't, I remember that. What's next?
Keep it moving?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Please remember that?

Speaker 14 (40:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hours, he said,
going to the super Bowl like that. Remember it.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, we're gonna check your Steve, your voicemail, Steve coming
up at eight seven. See you're right after this. You're
listening to Harvey Morning Show. It is time now to
check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
you can leave us a message and you just might
hear your call in the air. Oh and please turn

(41:18):
your radio or your TV down when you leave the message. Okay,
that's to our listeners, to our callers.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
All right, Steve, you ready? This is from Marie from Houston.
Marie left a message about the election results and she
wants you to stop hating her nephew, Tommy.

Speaker 14 (41:34):
It's Stephen the Crue. This is Marie from Houston, Texas.
I just wanted to call in and kind of thank
you guys for making me laugh. I know that it's
your job, that's what you do, but you know, this
week was tough, just real sad and scared about what's coming,
you know, as I know you all are. I just
and I feel sad for you know, we're not going

(41:55):
to have the Harris presidency, and looks like we might
have what's going to come to life to be a
George Orwell novel and future kids may not know who
that is because one of the things they want to
do is get rid of the Department of Education.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
But anyhow, just ha been bummed out. But you guys
have made me laugh one of a few times that
I've laughed since Tuesday, and I just thank you for that.
And on that note, see he stopped being a hater
to nephew Tommy Leandrew, who called in and said that
he was a fine sexy ballhead man. And he just
totally like this missed and tried to diminish the source

(42:31):
of his compliment. Don't do that, don't be a hater.
She find him sex, and she did not sound like
she's like ready to go to a retirement home, nursing
home or anything. She sounded like a youthful woman, Leandrew.
For all you know, she could have been named after
her grandmother stopped hating. See, let Tommy have his compliment.

Speaker 14 (42:49):
She thought he was sexy.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
She sounded kind of young to me. And you know
you're just hating going in the hole, missus Odell saying,
well whatever, man, but yeah again, thanks guys for making
me laugh this week. It's gonna be tough, but as
black people surviving, tough, stuff is in our DNA God
bless fine.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Thank you so much. Well, you know all that you
said fine, and damn the bikers.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Damn. I thought you're worrying about me hating on Tomy
because you know you don't have to deal with the
aftermath for these statements.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Jesus make it to this fool.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
So no, we the one got to sit up in
here and hear how fine he is all damn so
long and ain't I'm not talking to you, Tommy. I'm
talking to the lady that called in ever tell me
to stop hating on this boy because you don't have
to deal with the aftermat I got a real common

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ass looking person who thinks he cute and I'm sick
of prat much common I'm not fitting real and cammon
looking at it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Just just say as.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Regular as you want to be ain't nothing fine about
your ass all.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
You buy nice clothes and you live in the shack toad.
You dressed real thing. That don't stop me from knowing
what I know. I don't give a damn what, Maria.
Nobody else calling him trying to Finn.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
You're at a shot come and looking at god fit
to call nobody regular cute.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
And I'm not finna let you do it around me either,
God that job.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Thanks for your call, Marie, Thank yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Though, Oh my god, here's a caller who loved the
message for Tommy and Steve about Junior.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
See him from Chicago. You and Tommy are always talking
about Junior.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
In his space.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
Y'all have more money than him.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It's Christmas. Stop talking about him.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Thanks yeah, Ben, Julia, No, damn Clinn, I'm trying to
stop that either.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
By him a fin again? Why he house ain't had
no fense? Want ahead? Why when did we?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
I ain't in the fence business, yuh, I know a
damn house and have a fish when him and his
wife ain't looked.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
At it and they bought it anyway?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yes, Jenny, what is the story of the fense?

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Give us an update on that ho way. We'll get
you some bob wo, get you some bob wine. Roll
that out there and put it up, because at first
it was remember, mister.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
H they tell you when you can buy a fish. Yeah,
when you can, when you can get it up.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
It's a waiting this because it's a new it's a
new section.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
It's a new section. I live in a new phase
property though.

Speaker 15 (45:29):
Yeah, well right now you can't right now to they say,
it has.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Been a hell of a year for you. You they
done got rod versus weight and your ass can't get
a fish.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You do not go together.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You're just tying them together. You know that's trying to
state political, just trying to stay political.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Y'all shut it down. We got off topic.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, if you're in a minute, junior, you ain't gonna
do a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You took a hard left. Okay. Up next, it is
the nephew spring phone call. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is I'm falling in love with the dancer.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
We'll get into that find out what.

Speaker 9 (46:17):
That yeahell you, it can happen now what you think though.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I've been there.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I'm just I'm been coming up right now. It is
the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got
for his nept?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Certain, this right here is for this is for the eyelashes.
That's just too far idea. They just you don't mind lashes?

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Yeah, I love lashes. Well when they pass your nose.
I mean, it's just it's situation. You know, it's a
lot going on. So that's right here is called lashing out.
Lashing out all right, cat dog?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
If you could, Hey, slashing out?

Speaker 13 (46:53):
How can we lash out?

Speaker 9 (46:55):
I'm trying to reach Bianca. Hey, listen, my name is Brian.
My my wife Jamie come up there and get her
eyelashes done?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Is uh?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Who the who's the owner of this place? I am Brian.

Speaker 13 (47:08):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (47:09):
Going on?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You're Bianca? You're the one that owned the place. I'm Bianca.

Speaker 13 (47:13):
I'm the owner. We opened about a year and a
half ago. Proud, happy, black owned, women owned, woman owned establishment.

Speaker 16 (47:21):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Okay, here's the deal.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there,
and then when she get back home, she got these thick,
gass eyelashes on and they long as hell. You know,
I mean, it's these eyelashes thicking on somebody's mustache. It's
a damn shame, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Now they told her to take that up.

Speaker 13 (47:41):
Hold up, Brian. Now I may or may not be
the person join it. But whoever, I'm pretty sure probably
that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
But whoever comes in here, they picked their lashes. We
we you know, we collaborate, but the girls are saying
what they want done. They pick it.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
So if they're sick, they're sick because.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
They they want them thick.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Okay, these are two. They too thick and then and
they too long. Your eyeladses ain't supposed to be sticking away.
I pass your nose. That's a damn shame. But let
me let me tell you what I'm getting at though.
Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If my wife
come home.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
One more say what, don can you send it down?

Speaker 13 (48:18):
Because I mean, I'm running a business here and you
sound crazy. They can cheer you through the pall on
the girl and looking at me in the chair.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (48:28):
Can you calm down? You loud and screaming.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
All I'm saying is if my wife come home with
these long, thick as eyeladses again, I'm gonna come up
there and raise holy hell at that damn place.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So I'm telling you the troop about that.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
You know, what are you talking about? What you're threatening me?
You are not coming up here.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I'm coming up there. You my wife coming home with
them thick as long as eye lads as again.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
I am no, you're not coming up here. We just
opened a year and half ago.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
We are doing that.

Speaker 13 (48:55):
We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
talk to your wife, fix your marriage. Don't come out
here out.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I ain't nothing wrong with my marriage.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
The only thing wrong with my marriage is these damn
thinking as I lads and they too long.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
That's why are you?

Speaker 13 (49:08):
Why are you calling me with this? See now, I'm
yes because I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.

Speaker 13 (49:14):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
sabotage me what you work for the college.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I ain't trying to sabotage now, but I'll tell you
what if you come home with these long thickets. As
I lads again, I'm gonna come up there and I'm
gonna find.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
All the violates, the codes and everything building codes, and
I will get you shut down if we don't stop
these long thickets as I lasts.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side, so mother, you
need to back up, because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes,
I'm gonna go there with you. You're threatened in my livelihood.
You're threatening the jobs of so many girls here.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
What are you doing?

Speaker 13 (49:52):
You need to talk to your wife when you just
back up. And I am sorry to Kurt. We try
to speak class here, but now you make it me
lash out at from lash out, But you need to
back up. This is my job and people have jobs.
What are you doing threatening to come up here. I'm
going to call the cops on you and you will
not be able to come here and we will not

(50:13):
let you get her her eyelashes on you. And you
need to fix your marriage because you got some anger issues.
Clearly you pissed off at your wife, and you're calling
us threatening to ruin our business, whying. What is your
wife's name?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
My wife name is, My wife name is Jamie.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
Does anybody in here know Jamie or do Jamie's flashes? Okay,
it's like four girls raising her hand because everybody goes
to somebody different, So I don't know who is does
Jamie's lashes. But you got some anger issues?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay, I ain't got no anger issue.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
thick eyelashes and they further out there her nose and
figuring in on somebody's mudstad That's what I got a
problem with.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (50:55):
You know what, Jamie just needs to leave yours because
if you've got an issue, call her. Why are you
calling us?

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thicket
eye lasses on? Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 13 (51:08):
Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie
and send her up here. We're gonna tell her not
to leave your first of all. Second of all, I don't.
I cannot help you. You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
we are interrupting our grinding, and we got a business
going here.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
What is your problem?

Speaker 13 (51:26):
Can't you go do some work, go and talk to
your wife and fix your marriage.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what you're not
trying to fix. You're not trying to fix the problem.
I'll be up there. I'll be up there and I
would bring somebody that would shut that.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
Right now.

Speaker 16 (51:44):
Call them now, tell them somebody who's coming up here?
And they threatening us a last out call? See they
are three girls calling right now. Bring your up here, mother,
come on, come on, bring in, bring it up here.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Let me ask you some is calming up? Yeah, Karmen
is sitting.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
In my face right now. What is going on?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Join money?

Speaker 17 (52:06):
You know him?

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Carnen?

Speaker 13 (52:07):
Why are you asking me about Karmen?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Where's where's Karmen at right now?

Speaker 13 (52:11):
See right here looking at me?

Speaker 11 (52:13):
What what is going on?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
She is she laughing?

Speaker 13 (52:18):
Oh yeah, now she's starting to laugh.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (52:22):
Y'all?

Speaker 13 (52:23):
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Speaker 1 (52:25):
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Speaker 13 (52:33):
Oh Carmen did okay? You know what y'all got me
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Speaker 1 (52:47):
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Speaker 9 (52:50):
What girl.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all. I'm
just last year.

Speaker 13 (53:00):
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Speaker 9 (53:03):
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That's really what up next? Strawberry letter subject I'm falling
in love with the dancer. We'll get into it right
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Speaker 3 (56:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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could be yours.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
You're making me laugh, Tommy sexy tent.

Speaker 9 (56:26):
We got your laught around, Tommy, No sexy tim me
to do that to you. Buggle up and hold on.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Tag, Hold a hold, hold, buggle up and hold on tag.
We got it for you.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
He's still subject. Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Subject. I'm falling in love with a dancer. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I've been dating a great guy for almost two years.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
He is He's a fifty two year.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Old e M T and personal trainer, and he's in
tip top shape physically. He has a pass that I overlooked.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
When I met him.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
He used to be one of the most popular male
strippers in our city. But he retired from dancing in
his early forties because he was about to get married.
He's divorced now and he's paying a lot of child
support for us to kids, so he often teases that
he needs to go back to dancing because it pays
so well. He knows that it is very awkward when

(57:25):
women stare and point at him whenever we're out, because
they have seen him naked and probably have rubbed all
over his body. He assured me that it was all
in the past. I trusted him up until I saw
a Duffel bag in his closet with satin boxer briefs,
two leather g strings, a cowboy hat, hand accessories. There

(57:51):
was a card with a QR CO to pay extra
for lap dances and pictures, and there was a link
to book a party.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
He admitted that he's back to his old tricks. He
said he's he's in business.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
With two other guys to do private parties and they're
going to make a killing because the market is so
hot right now.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Then he said that he's really doing it so he
can buy me an engagement ring. I told ring.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I told him that I'd be crazy to marry a stripper.
He broke up with me, and after me trying to
apologize for five days straight, he came over and he
poured his heart out to me. He said, he'll stop
dancing if I want him to. He's my person and
I want to marry him. But what about all the
women that he's going to be grinding on? Should I
let him keep dancing or ask him to stop? Well, oh, baby,

(58:38):
I mean he said he'll stop if you ask him to.
But this is really not a decision that Steve and
I should be.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Making for you.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
It's not this is your decision. The questions you should
be asking him are maybe this will help you make
up your mind. Can he really ever stop stripping? I mean,
he stopped in his forties, and now he's fifty two
and he's thinking he's doing it again, only for private parties?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You know? Another question? Is he a good man?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Does he do what he says he's gonna do? How
long is he planning on dancing? Maybe if he had
a stop date or something. Will he stop if he
gets enough money for the ring? Supposedly? Will you ever
be able to fully trust him? Is this really just
about the money to get the ring? These are questions
you should ask him. If he's sleeping with any of
his fellow strippers, that's a big question, any of his coworkers.

(59:28):
Why didn't he tell you that he went back to stripping.
Why did he keep it a secret? Where did what
come from?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
You said, Is he sleeping with any of his coworkers?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Yeah, any of Yeah, if he goes to the club
or whatever, is he sleeping with any of the women?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I know you mean customers, not co workers, co workers?
Has the other two dudes?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah? Or if he goes to the club and they strip, Yeah?
All right?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
And you know, can you really honestly see yourself married
to a stripper with these women pointing out at him
when you guys go out and all of this, I
don't know. I don't think you'll be happy or have
any really joy, real joy in your life until he
completely stopped dancing if you stay with this guy, and
that's not gonna happen anytime soon. It doesn't look like so,

(01:00:14):
in my opinion, you guys are not ready to take
that next step to get married.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Steve, Well, well, I'm falling in love with a dance.
That's the name of the letter. So let you go
and get to this thing. I had questions throughout the
letter because of the information I was getting, So I'm
gonna question this letter as we go. I've been dating
a great guy for about two years. He's fifty two
year old EMT personal trainer. He's in tip top shaped physically. Congratulations, brother,

(01:00:42):
That's why I'm trying to get to heare as a
pass I overlooked when I'm met him. He used to
be one of the most popular males trippers in our city,
but he retired from dancing in his early forties because
he was about to get married. Now, let's stop right
here for Vinnie's There's a lot to unpack in this sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Right here, he fifty two.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
Now he was mother of the most popular male strippers
in our city. This has got to be a small town.
I'm just telling you right now, this is a letter
from a small town.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I have proof he.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Retired from dancing in his early forties because he was
about to get married. He's divorced now pay a lot
of child's ports for his two kids, so he teases
he need to go back to dancing because it pays
so well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
He's fifty two now. Now listen to me.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
I do believe you could be fifty two and still
look good and be in shape. But I'm sixty seven,
so it's gonna sound like I'm hating. So let's use
the two people on this show that's closer to fifty two.
Tommy is fifty seven and Junior how old are you?
Junior is forty six and Tommy is fifty seven. Both

(01:01:57):
of them are closer to fifty two.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Than I am.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Now I'm gonna ask the ladies on this show. Would
you pay to see Junior on Tommy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Strip?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Would you pay to see Junior on Tommy?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
No? No, no, hard no, you just stop asking? No, Yeah, no,
y'all the one y'all mean that, y'all show, y'all mean
this nothing? Sure, ye be honest with no question, and
I love you guys, but I don't want to see
the scrippn't do this because we public don't do So
when we come.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Back, we'll figure out why anybody won't succeed this one
strip her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Two Steam's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the our Today's Strawberry Letters subject.

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Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is I'm falling
in love with the stripper.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Well, like I said, it's a lot in this letter.
He's dating a great guy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
He's fifty two year old EMT Personal Trainer, tip top
physical shape that I believe I bet the brother solid congratulations.
Though he's a pass I overlook. He used to be
one of the most popular male strippers in our city.
This is a small town. Nobody gets the title the
most popular mail stripper unless you are a small ass.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
All right, let's just going to get that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
He retired from dancing in his early forties because he
was about to get married. He divorced now, probably because
he didn't stop dancing, and he's paying a lot of
child support for two kids. So he teases that he
needed to go back to stripping because it paid so well.
Now my question was when we left, is he's fifty
two now he retired in his early forties. Now I'm

(01:04:23):
gonna sound like I'm hating because I'm sixty seven. So
I used the two examples as it was closer to
fifty two than I am on the show Junior who
is forty six, and Tommy, who is fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I immediately asked.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
The ladies would they pay to see Junior on Tommy
stripp They laughed very hard and said it's a hard
hell on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Knock pay calls on that. Yeah, and there we will
take calls on the cool.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
And then and then he knows very well the uncle
to see him naked and rubbed all over his body
because they'd been going out and they see whe been
pointing at him whenever we out, because they an't have
seen him naked and probably rubbed all over his body.
He assured me, as in the past, I trusted him
and he would go until I saw a duffel bag
in his closet with sertain box of breeze two letter

(01:05:13):
g strains a cowboy had inaccessories. Now, Tommy said before
we left on the break, he would look cold in
that cowboy I would like to tell y'all that if
Tommy put that cowboy hat and come out on a strip,
you're gonna think you looking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
At toy stores.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
What he.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
All times? Little Tommy and that cowboy cold.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
When he put that cowboy head, you're gonna sitting at
the strip player watching the touch stories. Junior gonna come
out as that little once in a little hippo in
the torch store, that little Yeah Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Gonna come on.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
So we'll be actually be watching toy store and QR
Cold to pay for extra lap dancing pictures. And there's
a leaked the book a party. Well, he got busted,
so he admitted he's back to his old trick. He said,
he's in business with two other guys that do private
parties and they gonna make a killing because the market
is hot right now. See but when you fifty two

(01:06:26):
and you go back into a market that's hot once again.
We in a small town ring your fifty two year
old ass out here in Atlanta, New York. If you
want to, you gonna find out you ain't no where
niars finding you thought you was because they gonna have
them young stallions dancing around. Boy, that's got it going old.
Then he said he's really doing it so he can
buy me an engagement. Rain I told him I'd be

(01:06:50):
crazy Mary Strip. He broke up with me, and after
me trying to apologize some five straight days, he came over.
He poured his heart out, told me he'll stop dancing
if I wanted. Yeah, because you know what happened. They
booked the gig. See fifty, this was happening after he
broke up, but you booked the GM if theydn't work out.

(01:07:12):
He went out there and found out they weren't hollering
for you to us like they was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
When he was forty.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
They was raising their hand having questions like what sir,
so that Joe Hip could just go out so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Sir, we need.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
So now He didn'et came back to you after he
went and booked the gig and said, baby, I'm gonna
just go quit dance.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I was out there looking like I was in tor
Stoy and it ain't it ain't what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
I put that leather g string on and I ain't
had it on since I was forty, and it ain't
fitting no more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I was sitting up there looking like I was butt naked.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Yeah, because the stomach is hanging over the top of
the g strads from I just look like you got
some tape on the front of you and that nothing
in the back. So he said he'll stop dancing. He's
my person and I want to marry him. But what
about all the women that he's gonna be grinding on.
I don't think you got to worry about that too

(01:08:18):
much because he's fifty two. I don't think. I don't
think he's the stripper he used to be. I think
you can go in and marin. I think he had
a short lived career, and I think I think when
he came out and everybody thought it was toy story,
I think that might.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
That might have saved it. Should I let him keep
dancing and I asked him to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
He already said he would stop, So why don't you
let him show you that he'll stop. See, listen to me, ladies,
here's an opportunity to make a man let himself prove
and say you didn't have don't ask him to stop.
He said, I will stop. Then you said, okay, then
you should just say show me who you really are?
What you want to say?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Tom? I just you say talking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Hold a wait, I'm what you won't say with you? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
You say you say he not he not big city?
Strip already?

Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
You know it's not a big small time So what
what city do you think I can possibly stripped in it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
What city is good for me that I'm out? How
that you accept your I'm thinking like Brunswick, George.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
What you got junior?

Speaker 15 (01:10:25):
Yeah, thank you Shirley who heay to see me?

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
Strip and Carl it'a thank y'all appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:10:30):
You really cut us, just really cut us now whatever, Yeah,
I see it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 15 (01:10:36):
Let's let's give a shout out to Coach Prime.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Coach Prime has a Colorado bus that's seventy two and
them boy, that's Bowl eligible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
He told you, he told y'all. Yeah, you better give
me now because it's the worst you're gonna see me.
What they's seventy two right now? All the losses they have,
it's to Kansas State and Nebraska. But though a head
Coach Prime, they're ranked number eighteen in the country.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
I like I like it nice man.

Speaker 15 (01:10:59):
I am may ain't made.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
For every for every win coach prime get after six games,
you get a bonus check.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
He's incentives kick in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I didn't know that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yeah yeah yeah. By the hunt were.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Talking money with prime Man, we just talked fishing.

Speaker 15 (01:11:15):
Like yeah, man, it's a good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
So congratulations coach prime Man. Y'all seventy two.

Speaker 15 (01:11:20):
Man, the Buffalo's are doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
So here we go. Let's talk about the NFL.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
All right, if anybody got any suggestions for the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 15 (01:11:27):
They is falling apart. They are falling apart.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Michael.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Why why they keep thinking it's gonna happen every year
though the same thing happened, the same thing happened to them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Come on over here with me. You know your expectations.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
I tried to tell the Texas Boys at the beginning,
you we will We're going super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
What you bet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
You're going to the playoffs? We're going. We're going to
We're gona make the playoffs.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
We're gonna do that. We can make playoffs, we can
we can do that once. You definitely gonna be a playoff.

Speaker 17 (01:12:03):
So we being the Houston Texans cow Boys, what's y'all record?
We are now six and four, six and four, six
and four, Yeah, playoffs?

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
What what? What?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
What we leading our division? What are y'all leading the division?

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
What are y'all regulars division?

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Y'all in?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Damn what fifty fifty leading the division?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yall?

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Did I leave little regular I'm telling you right now,
we're in the same position, y'all in No, y'all ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
It's not that Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
What's the record?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, they like two games two and seven?

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same position y'all in on non sexy
ass team.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Well, I was saying, is Michael Parsons made a comment
about so Michael Parson said he don't He don't care
where Mike McCarthy go. He just ain't got to be
here no more. Now, that's a strong statement to make
about your head coach.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Carthy should have been gone. He has had the talent
to produce a winning roster. He is not a great
coach man at all. He can't take the team he
got and get no more wins. And he got his
leadership man.

Speaker 15 (01:13:13):
Yeah, well, we see what happened. If they played the
Texas this week, we'll so.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Happen, We'll be great.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
I should hope y'all win because if y'all don't win,
please don't come to work money.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
I wasn't going ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Woman on
social media needs your advice, Steve. She says, I don't
want to spend the holidays with family. We'll talk about
it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Call me a weirdo, but I just don't
have that feel good holiday thing that inspires everyone to
spend time with their families. I don't have a close

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relationship with my family and have in the past just
gone to the gatherings out of obligation. Now I'm looking
for advice. Here's a question, Steve, Do I even owe
them an explanation if I decide not to show up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I'd rather spend my holiday with people who make me
feel good and special. So that's your question.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Well, you know, if you don't enjoy holidays with your
families because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
You're in the wrong family. You could be in the
wrong family.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
You can't pick that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
But you know, if you don't have a good time
with them, I mean, what you want me to tell
you holiday probably never. It could be you, though it
could be everybody else seem.

Speaker 9 (01:14:34):
To be having a good time. It could be you,
you know, maybe you think you above them. You're going
to go to Lubis or Gola Corral or something to
give us all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
You're gonna miss.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Had the worst worst takes giving me a lot ever
had was in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
It was my first time never being home on Thanksgiving
in my life. Man, I had to call back to
the house. All my brothers was over at the house. Man,
Damn boy, where you at? I mean, I mean West
Palm Beach?

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
What ass at? What ass that? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Man, ain't man, where you having dinner at? I said,
ain't no, Dennis, I'm gonna go to dinners. I went
to Dinnis, Man that had the Dennis uh Thanksgiving Turkey dinners.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Ain't no Dinnis have turkey.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
That was the first time in my life because I
was twenty seven, that first time in my life I
ever saw white grades.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
They made it a little different than what you were
used to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Well, man, let me tell you something, boy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
They put the punkin pie on that plate and bought
it to me, and I thought it was sweet potato
and bit into it while he and the waitress fell out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Ain't nothing like family, man, bad day. Man, that was
a sad day for me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Especially on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
That was a sad day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
The holidays can be heavy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Yeah, So she should be with her family.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Yeah, well does she owe them an explanation if she
decides not to go?

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
That's really her question. Well, I ain't know if you
all explination, but you're gonna damn sure had to give more.
Let me too.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Yeah, she said she'd rather be with people who make
her feel good and special, So obviously she like she said, your.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Family come to our house with that thoughts. I said,
why why might make you feel good? It's special.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Becaus they go on to that household Thanksgiving badly the
first fifteen minutes walking that though And we don't know
you either.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
What are y'all gonna say?

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
I'm telling you right now, you bring that down a
roll back over here again, it's gonna be a problem,
gonna be the end.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Of your head.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Wow, all right, we have time for another one, Steve.
This is from Serena on Facebook. She says, I share
an apartment with a good friend who has a bad
habit of borrowing my clothes and other things without asking
it's mostly small stuff, but it's becoming annoying, especially when
I want to wear something only to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Find she's borrowed it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
I don't want to create tension between us, but I
also want her to respect my belongings. What's the best
way to handle this without making it a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
Well, you gotta get locked on your dough Yeah, yeah, yeah,
dead boat. Yeah how shut your bedroom door, pull your
key out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Locket.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Because they say it's small stuff. So what is she
wearing of this person's like her earring, you know, maybe
her jewelry and maybe a few.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Shirt but if you put them pies leave Yeah, come
one drawn, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
All right, all right, guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up for twenty minutes after right after this here listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:18:26):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
There's a misprint on boxes containing Mattel's Barbie dolls, modeled
after the characters in the movie musical Wicked. The film's
official website is wickedmovie dot com. Well, Mattel failed to
add movie when printing the U R L on the
back of the dolls boxes, so Wicked dot Com is
an adult website.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Okay, Mattel released Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Mattel released a statement saying quote, we deeply regret this
unfortunate era and are taking immediate action to remedy this.
Parents are advised the misprinted, incorrect website is not.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Appropriate for children.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
So, guys, have you ever made a mistake at work
costs the company big bucks or anything?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Have you ever done anything like that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I ain't never working no better and he done cost
me thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Guess for not showing up on Monday?

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
Right me?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
With this four day work week?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Sound good though, don't?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yes, yes, I'm not mad at it.

Speaker 11 (01:19:31):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
No big ones. This is the movie. Cynthia Reeve is
in this movie.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I cost the company money when I worked at
General Electric. That was before the twins was born. I
used to deliver a fluorescent lights down to the Syrus
to get them tested. And if I decided to start
keeping the light bulbs when I was selling them. The

(01:19:57):
only thing is you have to go to businesses to
say bress of light tubes. So all the black barber
shops have beautiful ash for resting lads.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Coming up, we'll play around it, would you rather? Right
after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:20:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
It is time now, guys, for a rounded.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Would you rather Would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner without turkey?
Or would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner without sweet potato pie?
You keep your turkey, Yeah, yeah, gotta have that pie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
That pie, man, That pie is. But I got to
have that fried turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Oh y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I'm sorry, Okay, so you're going I got damn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
That's the main of course, the main course. But you know,
I'm canning be honest with you. Turkey ain't all that
you tell them? Turkey really ain't all that? Turkey over
rady man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Yeah, it's not better than sweet potato pie.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Now, come on, all right, would you guys rather eat
dinner with your family or would you rather eat dinner
with a group of celebrity?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
No fun out my family?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
My family? Now that's so sweet.

Speaker 18 (01:21:36):
Oh, I don't like nobody, but saying, you know you
love everybody? Stop it, I love everybody. Get your celebrity friends,
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Would you rather have your Thanksgiving meal with no mac
and cheese or no dressing?

Speaker 18 (01:21:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Gotta have that dressing. Yeah, dressing right up under that turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
You got to have it. Yeah, you got to have
it for thedressing and cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Man, unless there's too much, go with that dresser.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
You got to have that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
The ghibli gravey go with it. The cranberry sauce go
with it. The Greens go with it, you know, the
Yams go with it. You know it's too much, go
with that dressing. Mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
That ain't gonna really buy it to hurt me, but
not that deeply over.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
What you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Taking me hungry? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Would you guys rather live ten years longer but have regret?
Or would your brother die ten years early and have
no regret?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
That'll be here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Yeah. Yeah, I live ten years longer and make a
mistake every year to stay here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Yeah. Yes, I'll give me an extra ten and I'll
yeah what man?

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah, I slept with her. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
I regret it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Yeah, I slept in my bed.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Yeah, I regret that too, all right? Would you rather again?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
God, dog, that's twice.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
I regret it? Yeah, I regret.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Last one, guys, would you rather never leave the country,
never leave the country, or would you rather.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Leave the country and never come back? I'm getting close
to belly. Thanks guys. That's today's round.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Would you rather coming up at forty nine minutes after
our last break of the day, and we'll close the
show out with Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Tuesday, and Steve, it's time now for
you to take us out with your fabulous and light
closing remarks. What you got?

Speaker 6 (01:25:02):
I guess today, if I were to say something to
try to encourage your uplift people, I don't know. I
have a couple of ways I could go about this.
Let me think it out for a second. Well, this
is what I want to remind people. I don't care
who you are. I don't care what your current situation is.

(01:25:24):
I don't care what you're going through. I don't care
what you're facing. Don't you ever ever give up? As
long as God is on the throne, you have a chance.
As long as God keeps waking you up. It's a
simple fact that he ain't through with you yet. Hang on, folks,

(01:25:49):
don't give up. Don't be so despondent about the election
results that it's got you in a bad state much longer. Yeah,
a lot of people took a hit from and I
understand what it's like to be disappointed. You work so
hard and then the results don't come out the way
you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I got that. I can understand all of that. But
don't let that keep you down.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Get your head up, keep pushing, keep putting one foot
in front of the next. You know, developing faith, man,
is tough, but you do it a step at a time.
There's a scripture that says something to the effect that
all you need is faith, the faith of a mustard seed,

(01:26:37):
the smallest of all seats.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
You just need a little bit of faith. You ain't
got to have a whole lot.

Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
Sometimes you just got to keep believing that no matter
how it looked, God is coming to get you. That
no matter what you're facing, this too shall pass. You
just have to understand, man, that everything you have ever
gone through you've gotten past it, and this too, that
you trouble with this, You're gonna get past this too.

(01:27:04):
Don't ever give up. I don't care how daunting it gets.
You just can't quit. People ask me all the time, man,
when you was living a car, man then you feel
like quitting.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, but I didn't. Well, why didn't you?

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Because if I quit, I knew what the results was
gonna be, it wasn't gonna happen. My dreams will never
come true if I would have quit. Yours won't come
true if you quit. But if you keep waking up,
putting one foot in front of the other. God sees
your despair. God sees your willingness to work. God sees

(01:27:42):
your tears. God sees you trying. God sees you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
He understands you feeling hopeless.

Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
But if you keep talking to him, if you keep
asking him to strengthen you see, you gotta understand how
it works.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
If you ask God for strength, know what he gonna do.

Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
He gonna give you stuff that requires your strength, because
it's like working out. When you first go to the gym,
you may be curling twenties, But if you stay in
that gym and you keep picking up weight, you'll find
that you'll be able to pick up some more weight
after a while.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
And that's how life works.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
So when you ask God to bless you, God has
got to also set you up to make you ready
to receive the blessing. Here we go, watch this right here, Lord,
I want I want everybody to know me. I want
to be famous. Well, now, guess what's gonna happen to you.
You're gonna be put in a lot of situation where
you're gonna have to deal with what it's like to

(01:28:42):
be famous. You find to get talked about, you, Finn
to get lied on, you, Finna get ridiculed you, Finn
to get shamed, They finn to say stuff about you.
You don't know where you got it from, because guess what,
that's a part of it. So now you gotta be
prepared for that. When you ask God for stuff, oftentimes

(01:29:03):
what you're asking for is gonna come with a series
of challenges to prepare you to receive it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
That's how it works, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Look, you ask God for a new job, you know
it might you might get the new job, but it
may cost you your old job. See, you can't ask
God to bless you in there and tell him how
to do it. You want a new job, but you
don't know that. What's gonna have to happen is he
might have to bring about your firing. He might have

(01:29:35):
to bring about your layoff. He might have to bring
about a plant closing. He hear you, now, guess what
now you got room for a new job.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I ain't want it like that. Well, that ain't your decision,
is it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
You can't ask God to bless you in there and
tell him how to do it because there is lessons
that you need to learn along the way. I can't
tell you how many lessons I've had to learn to
get behind this microphone today and speak the way I speak.
I bought a lot of lessons, you know. I try
to talk to my kids sometimes. I try to give

(01:30:13):
them information that I paid for, and trying to talk
to them sometimes is crazy because they be looking at
them and I could tell them they not really feeling
it because that ain't what they wanted to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
They gonna go do it another way. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
I'm trying to save you one now because I'd have
been down this road. If I tell you that the
person you date ain't worth for damn?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Could it be?

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Because I know what ain't worth for?

Speaker 9 (01:30:44):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Look like.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
If I tell you this man don't mean you, well,
could it be? Because I have been that man before
and I know what it looked like. I just be
trying to tell people. But you know, my father taught me,
taught me another value. But later, I know it sounds
like I'm all over the place, but my father taught
me a very value lesson, he says. So if you

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tell somebody the truth and they don't believe you, I
have great talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear from.

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