Junior Is Sexy & Sick, Man Fakes His Own Death, Would You Rather, One Has To Go, & more - 11.13.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't given them.

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Black the bus bussing us.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
A lot.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Joy Yeah, Joy, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Know love, I can't. You have to turn the mouth

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turned my probat to turn the mouth, turn along the money.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Jup, WoT.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come out you think? Ah, I shore will good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come on
dig me now. One and only Steve.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Harvey nine got a radio show, man. Yeah, dude, Steve
Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell it
to you any other way because God has been so
so very amazing to me. But the same God, and

(02:29):
there is but one that same God he is. It
can and will be amazing in your life if you
just allow it to happen. You know, I was somewhere,
you know, and I was driving on the freeway somewhere,
and I saw a billboard and there was a guy

(02:54):
in a field on his knees. And on this billboard
it said something to their fact. When you've run out
of answers, try prayer. I was going somewhere and I
don't even remember I go so much.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Man.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I was just going somewhere and I saw this billboarding
and I thought about that, And man, I cannot.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Tell you how true of a statement that is.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
When you've run out of answers, when you don't know
what to do, when you feel weak, when you are
at a low point, when things just seem to keep
happening to you, and you don't understand why. Prayer is
an amazing weapon. Prayer is available to all of us.

(03:51):
Here's a deal. You don't have to go through all
of that. You're going through alone. See, and I'm talking
to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees. I
don't care what's happening. I don't care what your situation is.

(04:12):
I don't care if your relationship is all jacked up.
I don't care if your kids and your relationship is
jacked up. I don't care if your relationship at work
is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make you the
buddy end of the joke. You always somebody always talking
about you behind your back. You're finding it more and

(04:33):
more necessary to try to hold your head up and
walk past these people when some days you can't even
get your chin up off your chest. If You're a
woman out there and you've been alone by yourself for
so long, and you just tired of being alone. You
really want a relationship, you really want to be have
a mate, you want to meet your soul mate, whatever

(04:55):
it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer. You
are listening to a guy who is a direct recipient
of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've gotten
out of that I didn't pray about.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh, now, there are a lot of things. Hold on,
let me backtrack a little bit.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
There are a lot of things that have happened in
my life that I've gotten past without praying, because I
think my mama was praying for me. And then there's
this thing that God has called grace and mercy that
he just somehow keeps us all waking up every day
without foot on some form of solid ground because He's

(05:40):
just waiting on us to come to it. But y'all,
if you can implement prayer into your day every single day,
and I'm talking about put it in there at the
top of your day, put it in there in the
middle of your day, put it in there when you
close your day out, when you're sitting at your desk

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and ain't nobody bothering you. That's a good time.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Now.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Look, you don't have to make no scene. You ain't
got to let everybody know. Oh I'm spiritual, I love God,
look at me. Oh I'm down or you ain't got
to do none of that. Matter of fact, don't do
it for that reason, because if that's your reason for
doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If you want
somebody to just say, oh, they pray every you know,
they pray at lunch and they have a Bible on

(06:26):
they desk and they have a bunch of highlights in it.
If you sitting it out there so people can see
that that's what you do, then that's gonna be your reward.
Please know, that's gonna be your reward. What I want
you to do is pray. Ask God for the things
the desires of your heart, have a faith, believe in them.

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But pray earnestly.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Man.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
I told you the rich and famous that I talk
to that pray constantly.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
It would have made you go talk to God about it.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Man. Matter of fact, you that already got yourself into trouble,
go talk to God about it. You can't see no
way out. You're in a situation. You're thinking about doing
something straight crazy. Pump your brakes, partner, Slow down a
little bit, my man, Slow down. Don't all you gonna
do is make situation worse. Go over there today and

(07:39):
talk to God. Talk to God for real.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Just and look, man.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
You know what, Man, Sometimes I've gone to God and
I've just said, Hey, God, I don't have a clue.
Matter of fact, I'm so jacked of right now. God,
I don't even really know what to ask you for.
I just need some help. So deep in some mess
right now. Not only can I not see the way out,

(08:06):
I can't see my way round. There's a there's a
poem called Invictus, and the opening line says, out of
the night that covers me.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Black as a pit, from pole to pole.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
I thank God's for whatever be from my unconquerable soul
that this line is so deep. It starts off saying
I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black
as a pit.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
From pole to pole.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I'm talking about man. From over there to over there.
It's pitch black and and and man, there's man. You've
been in that situation before, y'all, because I have. I'm
talking about black has a pit from pole to pole.

(09:04):
God is there. God is available. God is always standing by.
He just wants you to come to him. See, he
been coming to you a whole lot of times. He's
presented himself. I can't tell you how many times he's
shown you how good a god he is. He's given

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us all grace and mercy without us asking for it.
He's gotten you through some things. And you look at him, going, oh, man,
I don't know how to hell. Okay, that's cool. I'm cool.
No no, no, no, no, that wasn't cool. That was God.
Pray man, when you out of answers and you don't
know what to do, pray.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
If you see some trouble, come and pray.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
If you already got into it, pray if you don't
know the answers, pray. If you can't see no way out, pray, pray, Man,
Talk to God. Don't make a scene, just talk to God.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
All right. Very important. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have young divided attention just
for a second year. Today is the day that the
Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
That is simply a statement that I interpret as saying,
only God can do this thing, which is make another day.

(10:23):
Only God, and since he is the only one can
do it, and he is the only one that can
ensure whether you are here to partake in it or not,
let us rejoice, be over glad, and be glad in
it because it's a gift man, Yeah, it is. Be
glad y'all. Listen, no matter what's confronting you today, be

(10:46):
glad that you are in it because you don't know
how the day gonna go. It could turn around for you,
but you got to keep putting one foot in front
of the next.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You gotta keep stepping, y'all.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
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You're the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Humph hung on, that's that's really nice. What you said,
you know, was God the only one that could do it?
And I believe putting one foot in front of the
other and everything. Use but you know, watch this food.
Is it possible, un that he can make me attractive
right now at this age?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I think I can. I think he can do it well.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Well, he can make you, thank you attract if you've
seen that going on this show.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
For years now.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
He can, allie, you can make you think you attractive,
but you really not fail to be attracted.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
What yeah, but you can.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Thank you because then he has a scripture that aligns
with that which says a man is as he thinks,
and so therefore you know you once you think it,
you can feel it.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
You know what I'm looking?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
I mean, look, man, best example we got is Tommy,
his guy that just thinks it all the time and clearly,
clearly none of us see what he sees. But if
that's what he thinks, though, Junior, you expect you to
see it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's what it is. So I can think it right
now and did bro in your within yourself?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Now, there's also another one that says, to thine own
self be true, So just don't lie.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
I don't know, Okay, I'm gonna do it right now, man,
unc let me tell you right now, I am so
attractive right now. I'm oozing with it right now because
you can see on Charley and call the face.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
They see it too.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
I believe they see it now, they're looking at it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I see it. I love you. Claim it?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Now? What did that mean? I don't think read that
and you read that? I said it sound they didn't
have a whole lot with it.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, I said, claim it. There's nothing wrong with that.
You said she saw it. He saw it. She's then
she saw it.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
She said, go ahead and Clay, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Can you know how I feel about it?

Speaker 8 (13:06):
You already know it's nothing beloved for you, Junior, because
I got a time use.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
I'm gonna be the sexiest sick person right now. I'm
the sexyt sick person on earth. That's what I want
to be. I'm playing the sexiest sick person. My face
is when I'm sick is so much better than everybody else.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
See that right now? They fall out on me. Hey,
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Speaker 1 (14:21):
All Right, the nephew is here to run that. Frank
back what you got for us?

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Now, surely we got to deal with these eyelasses again today.
You know, the long eye lasses that's just too far
out there past the nose. And this is lashing out,
all right, cat dog, if you would.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Hey, slashing out? How can we lash out?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm trying to reach Bianca.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
This is Bianca.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Hey, listen, my name is Brian, my my wife Jamie.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Come up there and get her eye lass is done?
Is uh? Who who's the owner of this place?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I am Brian? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Going on.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
You're Bianca, You the one that owned the place.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We open in about a
year and a half.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Ago, proud, happy, black owned, women own, woman owned establishment.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Here's a deal.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there,
and then when she get back home, she got these
thick ass eyelashes on and they long as hell. You know,
I mean, it's these eyelashes thicking up somebody's mustache.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's a damn shame, you know. Now they told her
to take.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That hold up, Brian.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Now, I may or may not be the person doing it.
But whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that sounds familiar. But whoever,
we have a lot of customers. But whoever comes in here,
they pick their lashes. We we you know, we collaborate.
But the girls are saying what they want done.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
They pick it.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
So if they're thick, they're sick because they.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Want them thick.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Okay, well these are two they too thick and then
and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
my wife come home on one mo say what ban?

Speaker 10 (16:02):
Can you send her down?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Because I mean, I'm running a business here and you
sound crazy. They can cheer you through the phone on
the girls and looking at me.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
In the chair. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Can you calm down? You loud and screaming.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
All I'm saying is if my wife come home with
these long, thick as eye ladses again, I'm gonna come
up there and raise holy hell at that damn place.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So I'm telling you the truth about that.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
You know, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
What are you threatening me? You are not coming up here.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm coming up there.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
You my wife coming home with them thick as long
eye lads as again.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I am no, You're not coming up here.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
We just opened a year and a half ago.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
We are doing that.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
talk to your wife.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's your marriage.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Don't come out here taking out.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
The only thing wrong with my marriage is the damn
thinking as I lads, and they too long.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
That's why are you. Why are you calling me with
this see now I'm yes because.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Then you need to talk to your wife. Okay, I
need to calm down. I'm running a business here. What
you're trying to do sabotage me?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
What you work for the comps?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Are you trying to sabotage now? But I'll tell you
what if you come.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
On with these long thickets as our lads again, I'm
gonna come up there and I'm gonna find all the
violates and the codes and everything building codes, and I
will get you shut down if we don't stop these
long thickets as our last.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side, So mother, you
need to back up because now you've threatening my livelihood. Yes,
I'm gonna go there with you. You're threatened in my livelihood.
You're threatening the jobs of so many girls here.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
What are you doing? You need to talk to your
wife and you just back up. And I am sorry
to Kurt.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
We try to speak class here, but now you're making
me lash out at from lash out, So you need
to back up. This is my job and people have jobs.
What are you doing threatening to come up here. I'm
gonna call the cops on you, and you will not
be able to come here, and we will not let
you her her eyelashes on. And you need to fix
your marriage because you got some anger issues. Clearly you

(18:05):
pissed off at your wife and you're calling us, threatening
to ruin our business.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Why what is your wife's name?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
My wife name is? My wife name is Jamie?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Does anybody in here know Jamie or do Jamie's glashes?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's like four girls raising her hand because everybody goes
to somebody different, so I don't know who is does
jamie slashes?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
But you got some anger issues?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay, I ain't got no anger issue.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
thick eyelashes and they further out there her nose and
thinking it in on somebody's muchtair. That's what I got
a problem with.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Okay, you know what, Jamie just needs to leave your
because if you got an issue, call her.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Why are you calling us?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thicker
eyelashes on?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie
and send.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Her up here.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
We're gonna tell her not to leave your first of all,
Second of all, I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I cannot help you.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
You are interrupting my grinding. Okay, we are interrupting our grinding.
And we got a business going here.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
What is your problem?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Can't you go do some work, Go and talk to
your wife and fix your marriage.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
I'll tell you what you're not trying to fix. You're
trying to fix the problem.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'll be up there.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'll be up there, and I would bring somebody that
would shut that.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
The cops right now, call him now, tell them somebody
who's coming up here? And they're threatening us? And last
out call? See they are three girls calling right now.
Bring your little up here, mother, Come on, come on,
bring in, bring it up here.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
What I mean is.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Carmen up there?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Karmen is sitting in my face right now? What is
going on?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Doing? You know him?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Card?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Why are you asking me about Karma?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Where's where's Carmen there?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
See right here?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Looking at what what is going on?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Is she laughing?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Hold on, yeah, now she's starting to laugh.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
She's going on.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Y'all gotta be looking crazy at night.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Can calm down, baby? Check this out.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Your girl Carmen got me the prank phone call you.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh my god. Okay, you know what y'all got me
out here? Looking dad?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I cannot Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy, Oh my god, away,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm just lasting out a little bit, that's all. I'm
just lasting.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh my god. I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy, I was acting crazy.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
You got to tell the nephew what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the.

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I love y'all and now you have it.

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Be back in the hour. I will be just a stupid,
but I will be sexy when I rub it back
up in here. You feel me?

Speaker 6 (21:11):
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Denzel has said he's ready to retire after Black Panther three.

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Man and a Spirit Airlines flight is shut up as
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that's coming up at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time to ask the clo. This
is from Chequetta in Clearwater, Chicada. In Clearwater, she Kada writes,
my best friend with secretly having sex with my brother.

(23:17):
Now he's mistreating her and she expects me to talk
to him. I've been ignoring her texts and I feel
really badly for her, but my loyalty lies with my brother.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Am I doing the right thing?

Speaker 6 (23:29):
She wants absolutely family ride or die blood thicket in
the water.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, yeah, wow, that's all. She shouldn't say any brother.
Next question, but that is her friend. Next question, Christine,
this is my brother. Yeah, you're not going to say

(23:57):
anything to him about mistreating this woman her brother to
get my brother man he still go for your brother.
I'm sorry, right, I can't. I can't go with your manners.
He it's my brother.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Moving on to Christine in Brooklyn, Christine says, I'm thirty
years old in dating the same guy I dated in
high school. We have because we have so much history.
I've been on dates with other guys and he knows it.
But he won't let me go.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Should I settle because everyone thinks we're great together. Well,
did you what you said? You know her to be
a settlement? You said, should I settle just because y'all
been together? What have I said on this show a
thousand times? If you keep doing what you've been doing,

(24:47):
you gonna keep getting what you've been getting. And if
you ain't happy with what you getting, you ought to
stop what you doing now.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
But always remember this now if you if you marry
him or let move forward, you're gonna get more of
the same and quite possibly less. He showed no improvement.
You thirty offen dating since high school? How come this
ain't went nowhere? Why is going?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Cause it's going nowhere? What's his plan? Does he have one?
Are you are?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
What's his future plans? And are you included in the
plans for the future so far?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Huh uh humph.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
H.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
So that's it? Okay, all right, all right, John? Moving
on to Montes and Kansas City, Montez Rights.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
I looked over in the VIP section and my girlfriend
was sitting next to her best friend and surrounded by
a bunch of men wearing a lot of jewelry. I
left and texted her that it's over and she's a groupie.
Should I unblock her and hear her out?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
What? Well, you can hear her out, but you know
what is going on here?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
I mean you looked over there and surrounded by dudes
with a lot of jewelry. Obviously you ain't got no change.
So yeah, your chain game short. Well, I gotta really
say something, but I can't do that anyway, your chain
game short, and that ain't what you do now, a
bunch of dudes with the change. It kind of made

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you feel some kind of way.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
What was she over there?

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I mean hear out you know, could have been she
was good, her friend just ended up over there, she
wasn't enjoying herself.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Could have been that, you know. Okay, but I don't
know what some of these questions.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
You know, if I look over there, my girl in
the VIP section with a bunch of dudes with change,
or she.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Stands over there, yeah okay, Yeah, he broke up three
quarter right at that moment.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Okay, cool. Then now now he's second guessing himself, Well,
has she tried to get back at you? Has she
gonna wait? Why you're not gone say that? Okay? But
he blocked her? Yeah, so even if she doesn't try
to call. I just learned how to block somebody, and
I'm not really sure it works.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
I ain't got no bracelet, ain't gonna bracelet. He got it, rains, yeah, nothing,
he just hes, just me, you sitting over there and
me looking over there. Gucci Manet.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
In the club in the v I he got the
coolest name by like Gucci Mane.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I just go with it.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I'm a fan of his too. All right, just go
on with your life. Basically, it is what you're saying. Yeah, dog,
you ain't gonna get past this, so you know, just
let it be.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
All right.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
This is the last one, Zlo, the last one. This
is from Ayana and Raleigh. Ayana writes, my husband has
a second phone that I didn't know about. He said
it's a work phone. But I'm not stupid because he
is a high school health teacher and volleyball coach.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Would I be wrong to call? I know, what does
he need a second phone for?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Would I be wrong to call the school and ask
about his quote unquote work phone?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
You ain't got to call no school. What teacher you
know got a second phone?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
By what did you call the school phone.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
For?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Ladies. Come on, now, you have this great gift that
God gave y'all call intuition.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
It works.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Why don't you use it? How many times every lady
can answer this question? How many times has your intuition
told you, told you this was wrong, and you did
it anyway, and then said to yourself later on, I
knew it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I knew it.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
I knew it, and been mad at yourself because you
knew it, especially what you calling the school fau.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Excuse me, My husband is the high school health teacher
in the volleyball coach. Here do you guys give second
phone for this, ma'am?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Ma'am? We education department. All the kids don't have books
while we give your husband another phone.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
We're trying to get this computer lab up in this
school right here. We ain't buying no damn phones, ma'am.
We're not even teaching black history no more.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Come, don't phone us for help owners for volleyball for
when won't even have no extra USB coach?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What is you talking about? All right?

Speaker 9 (30:14):
All right, celam, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Right after this. You're listening morning show.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
It saddens me so much to bring you this story.
We never hoped this day would come. But Carla, brace yourself, girl,
what's happened Denzel? Denzel has said that he will appear
in Black Panther three, and that will be one of
his last films of his acting career.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Lord, this is devastating right here. This is devastating because
I love him so much. Why'll know many movies he
got play him back and we got yeah, yeah, four years.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
We can run all them back, all right? To watch
movie after movie. I'm telling you right now. If you
look at what was that movie?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Eli? Yeah, if you watch a movie like I did,
you you find.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Something newer everything because I took the fourth time before
I found out he was blind.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
When y'all told me that, I went back and looked
at that movie and went.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
But you received it like norl alert, Like it was shocking,
Like you need to see.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
That shooting birds out the hand, dodge and arrows and stuff.
I'm looking at this stuff and can't do that. Man,
this dude, come, we must be something.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
So that's why we're gonna miss him, all right?

Speaker 8 (31:51):
Dad?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah, what's your favorite Denzel movie? What's your favorite Denzel movie,
that's harsh. Yeah, I got to I already know my ting.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
What else that is my face When I found out
he was playing I was pissed. That's how convincing. He
but Oscar should have been Malcolm. Oh, that's one of
my Malcolm man on Man on fire.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
I loved Flights, he said, Octoby, you know I never
saw flight and thirsty.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Class. Yeah, you gotta flight. He got a man. That
training date, oh yeah, was classic.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
But of bl making more of Blake yes, yes, and
Wesley yes, their shadow and.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Bleak Yeah, just everything everything.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
Denzel told Australia today that there are very few films.
That's those are his words, quote, very few films left
for him until then you can catch Denzel and Gladiator.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You already saw the trailers for that. It looks really good.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
Gladiator too opening this month, and an adaptation of Shakespeare's
A Fellow, so that's what he has coming.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
I gotta see Gladiator too, because he did a because
Gladiator was my favorite movie, the Brave Heart. But then
that Denzel was giving propers to the dude that's playing
the lead in there. He said, this dude got it man.
She said, he really really got it, So I'm looking
forward to Gladiator too.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
It's my favorite movies is when I watch white people
run across the field and kill each other.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's just it's just it's just amazing, because what is
it do for.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
It's just you know when they put them skirts on,
they had them kilts on, and they just head across
the field running each other.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
They got like a little fighting.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Ball with its shane over the end of a stick,
and they have an axe. They obviously said, these white
folks got some weapons, but you got the bag right
there to kill his ass. Though it ain't too much
throwing back in the day, you know, every now and
then they had them little catapult things where they throw them.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Balls with the fire on it over the castle wall.
It ain't like that. Eventually, we're gonna have to storm
the gates.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
That's where the white people at the Capitol got that from.
They thought they asked, what's in Braveheart or something? They
were storming the gates, But they dumb ass did it
in the daytime, and with all this modern technology, that's
not what they did back then. Y'all, stumb ass, you're
gonna storm the Capitol like it's a damn Castle Wall.

Speaker 11 (34:36):
We got cameras and it's daytime. Stupid ass people rioting.
There's a nighttime activity. I'll stand on that, and you
should have talked to us if you was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You're a You're on a tangent right now ahead, moving on.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
Yesterday, Raja made a confusing live video on Instagram live
threatening Pastor Jamal Bryant. I mean, ray J said, yo,
I got nothing but love for Pastor Bryant. Shout out
to Jamal Bryant. But if y'all play that interview, somebody
getting snatched off the pulpit. Don't play the interview. It's
not cleared. It's out of bounds. Me and Pastor Bryant

(35:14):
need to talk because the way I was treated was
dirty and illegal. I'm telling you right now, we need
to work it out because if we don't, it's gonna
be a problem.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's what ray J.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
He didn't give any further details on what he was
talking about.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Okay, this is ray J now and we're still all clueless.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
But social media was enraged over ray J and how
he threatened to Pastor.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Let me say this because I got love for ray J,
and I got love for the pastor Jamal. Let me
just give ray J a little heads up. Thank you,
ray J. Quit talking about you're gonna snatch these people
up just cost stay at church. It's some people that
go to Pastor Jamal's Brian's church that really just go there.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
They really they just attend the church. They ain't really
church ass dudes. Now, when you run down that on
one more time, what they're not really church ass dudes.
I'm just telling you everybody, everybody go to church, don't go.
Some of them just attend.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Now when you run to go grab Jamal Brian, now,
I want you to say, it's gonna be some people
over there that you're gonna be a little bit surprised
that they reaction. And ray J, you ain't got no
crew like that. You already almost got jumped on by
puffet kids. That damn h hall Loom car you and
that right there clear signs you're gonna we're gonna wind

(36:41):
up on the playground like somebody else we know, getting
your ass will buy some children on the playground.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I can be careful. You didn't want to fight too.
It was up there.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
You let to be on a video, all right, coming
up in twenty minutes after our big station in New York,
WBLS and the Tri State area is celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
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All right, We got to start out, guys by giving
a shout out to our big station, WBLS in New
York and the Tri State area.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
That would be one oh seven point five WBLS number
one for R and B.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Well.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
They celebrated fifty years of culture this past weekend with
DJ Cassidy, Shaka Khan.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
SWB, Mellie Mel the Furious Fire.

Speaker 9 (38:00):
Bishop has a Kayah Walker and radio personalities grace the
stage as a crowd showed their love and support as
WBLS celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Congratulation or I love WBLS major, great stage, great person.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
You know at WBLS always had a good relationship man
New York. When New York gave us our jump off,
that would be no Steve the syndicated show if it
wasn't for WBLS meeting with that leadership up and we
cut this deal in Martha's vineyards. Actually, I flew in
to meet with the upper echelon and the people. That's

(38:37):
how this deal got cut. That's when I discovered Martha's
Vinyard was not for me.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yea, just not for me.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
You know you're here, you know how you hear all
the hype about a place and then you get there
and you go, y'all, don't like all that handy Mayberry
looking stuff. I didn't like it, you know, like, you know,
all the everybody fence got to look just to like
everybody got to have.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
The same color house on Sugars less well.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Shout out to b LS, but we didn't did that
meeting up there at Martha's Genya and they kept raining.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I was going, what is we in here for?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Is that one?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
And in my hotel, uh huh was Bennie. There was
her name, Vinnie. Remember new York legendary No, no, no,
I was there with Skip Skip and the Southern family.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
Well again, congratulations to w b L S one on
seven point fifty. We got to say shout out to
m and Yes, Clayon, Mary, all of our friends up there.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, Cythia the sales department, Yes, yes, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
I had the office up there, man, I'm gonna tell you, man,
b LS was dope experience, man, Yes it was. I
was just living in New York was a tougher joff
me for me. But going to work, man, was pure
joy up there, man. I mean they had some really
really cool people.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, do it.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You're not going to say every thought right now. You
see how I call myself. Yeah, I'm problem of you.
Actually that is that's that's growth, because twelve years ago,
there's no way I could have stopped musing. Let's just see,
we had a ball at b A List and we
still do love it. I remember that time I got

(40:36):
sick that morning. Uh oh look at the time time,
tell let's do it. No, you don't baby. Thanks the
lord up in the studio, Why goya come get me?

Speaker 9 (40:47):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, Guys
of Wisconsin. Man is believed to have faked his own
death before he left the country. We'll talk about that
right after this.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
That's how you do it. I've been telling y'all you're
listening to the same Harvey Warning show.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
A Wisconsin husband and dad of three has been missing
for over ninety days and local authorities are starting to
believe he faked his death. His name is Ryan Borgward.
He went missing on August eleventh, and his car was
recovered parked at a lake and a tackle box was
recovered containing Borgward's wallet, his license, and keys. There was

(41:26):
an overturned boat in a lake, but no sign of Borgward.
A few days later, Yeah, the sheriff's office got word
that his passport was used at a Canadian border checkpoint.
It was also discovered that Borgward moved money to a
foreign bank account in January. He got a three hundred
and seventy five one thousand dollars insurance policy. Now, before

(41:48):
he disappeared, he cleared out his laptop, he changed his
email address, and bought airline gift cards. According to the
Wisconsin Sheriff's Office, Borgward is believed to be somewhere in
East during Europe. The sheriff made a public plea for
board Ward to reach out to his family and come home.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Wow, that's how you do it. Now, that's how you escape.
You're going fishing. You leave your wallet down there. But
he was a shoe of something in there.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
A shoe your quallet.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
You don't think they're gonna find you. You don't think
they know as you when you say qualit.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
We found him. He's on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
and go down there take him back. I don't think
people still did this for a whole I mean, you know,
they do it in the movies all the time. But
now he got sick of he he got sick of
his family. He really did.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Now I've never heard the police cause they're pleading with
him to attack your family and let them know to
please so because like, but now that's also a trap too,
because they're not pleading with him to plead.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
They want you to show up because they're gonna get
you for fraud and get the insurance coming all.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
You better believe that all that all, please contact your
family as soon as they find out where you at.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You get extra dight at homie.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yeah wow, yep, you're gonna be in the middle seat
with some cuffs on with a jacket over your head.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's not good.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, you did a good job to calling. You got
a gift to him. Now he did good. Well, he's
ninety days. That's the long three months. That's a long time.
Oh yeah, he gone. But how did new, new, new family,
new new everything.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
He got new new jail, inmates, jail in a minute,
it's just a show.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
Few My question, how did he get his own insurance money?
He got a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
insurance policy.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Has no way I'm going to answer that question because
much I was really since he's commending the guy for
doing such a great job, I don't know how you
got that money.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Yeah, so he lied about the beneficiary. He made up
the beneficial usually out of time with Denzel.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yeah, well so we got it. We got a different
So he just got to show up with a with
a I, D and and and the right name and
get the money.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Well, he's in partnership with someone's Yeah, that's what I
was a beneficial But see to get money it's wife.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Uh, you got to have death certificate, right, the shoe
company just turning this money over to you.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah. What I don't know is how he flipped that
boat over. Now, that's what I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Shore. You flip the boat over, your tie string to
the seat in the middle of it, and just put
a little rock on it, like a cylinder block. That'll
keep it turned over. So when you flip it over
then and you just push it out there.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Like he was in.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wow, we're working with a bunch of criminals. How did
you tell you that? He How much money can we
get in the uncoming mone I will get in some time.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
A lot had threatened to put somebody in the boat
one time, and I I just listened to the play
and I probably would pay him. After while they was talking,
I told the dude, I said, if I was I
probably go and pay him this little bit of money.
They serious about that boat for sure, it's gonna.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Be in it though.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Okay, yeah, that's so.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
What does he have a deal with the doctor who
signed a death certificate?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Did he get paid?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
To my friends, he has a friend at the insurance company.
They got a percentage, and they dummied all the documents.
He had a fake funeral and everything.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
Coming up next to is the nephew in today's prank
phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at four minutes after the hour.
It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
his joyful noise is disturbing my mom.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
We'll get into that find out what that's all about in.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's frank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
What you got for us next today?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
All right, we have a joy for Frank this morning,
and it is the postman always rings twice. All right,
all right, cat dog, if you would, let's get to
the postman always RaSE twice.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlosify. My name Betty Man,
Betty Phipps.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
And you.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I want to make sure I got the right person.
You you you worked for a post office, right?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, okay? Do you deliver a mail off a Murphy Road?

Speaker 10 (46:52):
Uh sometime?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'll live it. Well, First of all,
I wanted to make sure I had to write postman. Now,
it's brought to my attention that there's a postman that
has been stopping by my house and I'm what I'm
not understanding is why are you bringing mail to my door?
The post she just putting mail in the mailboxes on
the street where everybody got their mailboxes at What do

(47:15):
you say?

Speaker 10 (47:15):
You say it again?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I live Murphy Road, Murfury Road.

Speaker 10 (47:20):
Yeah, I deliver over there, but delivering package at your house?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
No? I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
and the poll Here's what I'm trying to tell your callos.
My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
more than one occasion, on a daily basis. You're coming
by there two three times, you know. But when I'm understanding,
it ain't no mail being brought over that. I'm trying

(47:46):
to figure out what are you doing at my house? Now?
What really didn't been brought all this to a head
because you already know what's going on. Let me go on,
let you know that call over. I do know what's
going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners
this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post
office shirt in my package. What color was it? It's blue?

(48:06):
Light blue and I got a blue one. Okay, well
explain this to me. How your shirt get in my house?

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Do you have my name on it? Because that could
be anybody's shirt?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
is some it's more postman stopping by my house.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
guys in that, you know, in that neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
You know because I read my problem man, My problem
is this is that my wife is at home all
day every day. And my understanding is that you stopping
body bringing.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
First of all, you can call, you can cause the
one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get my number?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
To Hey, I don't worry about that. I find ways
how you how you get my address? That you stopping
by that every morning?

Speaker 10 (48:51):
I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
do I put another in a box and lift it's
a package. I don't get out.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Assure me I don't do that.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
That That was the medde I just here the cleaners.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
This morning and pick up close and it is a
post office shirt in there. That belonged. Ever, then that
belonged to a man. That's got to be it must
be yours.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
That's not a mind, man, that's not mine.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
what this is we're gonna do, Carlos. Carlos, see what,
let me tray something. I know you're lying. See, and
what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail at
my house. And I know it. Carlos, you understand me.
So this is not me to excuse me, that's not me.
It can't be mean. Let me let me try something.
When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow. Okay, I'm gonna

(49:33):
be out there at them at the mailboxes waiting on
you for what for what? Well, because me and you're
gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when
you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,
bring your too, Okay.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
Carlos, ain't threatening me.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Dude. Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Hey man, you came up in my house and I
know you have my house off my shirt in my
house nude. That was not me.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
I don't know where you live, I don't know who
the you are, but you threatened me.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Dude, dude, hey man, I'll see you in the morning
at the mailbox bringing Carlos.

Speaker 10 (50:15):
I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house
with playing clothes on it with you what you say
you weren't for me. Hey, you on where you meet
Rubbing Road.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I won't tease the purfit road. Bring your because what
you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my
house while I'm out at work trying to earn a
living for my family, and you up in my house
laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some
mason there. I guess that's what you use when you
spray on them dogs. I found that too.

Speaker 10 (50:41):
I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray it
with that mate. I will knock you out.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
So you're in this. I said, I'm gonna be runing
into may. I waiting carlow.

Speaker 10 (50:49):
I can't wait till tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Exhu me.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
This is a I told you I wasn't the word.
But if you want to put me thrown for real, okay, cool,
I'll get on. I see you office, when I see
you tomorrow, it's it's whatever. Hey, you're treading me all this.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
I will come over there as a plain clothing with
you because you're not gonna make me lose my job.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Dog, But whatever, it's got to be. I don't care
if you diff you in the post office, un the farm.
I don't give a damn of you and your pajamas, Callos.
But when you come to that mailbox and I find
you out there by the mailboxes, that show man, because
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Subject his joyful noise is disturbing my mom. Here Stephen Shirley.
My husband and I are in our late twenties and
in our prime sexually. I have one child and we
agreed that one is more than enough. We have the
same sex drive, and we have a lot of sex,
usually wherever we are in the house or outside of
the house. Yes, we get it on in the car

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just for the excitement of it. We even call our
neighbors watching us before, so now we make sure we
pull into the garage before I start pleasuring my husband.
We've calmed down a bit, especially since my mother is
staying at our house temporarily. She put an air mat
was in our home office, which is right next to
our bedroom. The first night she stayed with us. I

(57:05):
begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
He said that my mom has a younger boyfriend, so
she knows what's up. The next morning, my mother told
my husband that she heard him making crazy sounds around
one am. He said he was making a joyful noise.
My mother has a lot of freaking her but she's
also the secretary at church and very religious. She told

(57:28):
my husband that was blasphemy and not to ever speak
to her like that again.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Night after night, my husband has.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Gone out of his way to be as loud as
he could be, and he said my mother can get
out if she doesn't like it. I have to side
with my husband on this because my mother had all
kinds of men around when I was growing up.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
And I heard all of her joyful noises.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
Yesterday, once again, my mother said we need to keep
the noise down when we're intimate.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
My husband said it's time for her to leave. Her
house is still being repaired. So what do I do?

Speaker 9 (58:01):
Should I put my mom out or stop pleasuring my husband? Okay,
I mean you know you can't put your mom out.
I mean that's your mother, period. You're not gonna do that,
And of course you and your husband are not gonna
do what you're doing. You're not gonna stop being intimate,
You're not gonna stop making these noises. But what you
can do is just tell your mom respectfully that she's overstepping,

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that your husband was just kidding and definitely not blaspheming.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
That's a serious charge blasphemy.

Speaker 9 (58:30):
Tell her she's that he's feeling some kind of way
now about her judging him in his own house, and
he's thinking about asking her to leave, all right. Remember
she's a guest. That should shake her up just a bit.
She'll shake her a bit, but she'll get over it.
I know you don't want them to put her out,
and she doesn't want to get out. You know she
doesn't have anywhere to go right now. Her home is

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being repaired. So I say, if you guys have another room,
you have another space in your house, away from your bedroom,
move your mom's air mattress and her stuf in there.
That way, she'll know you guys mean business. You're not
kidding about this, but you still moved her all right.
Once she settled into her new room and everything, then
you and your man can make as much noise as

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you want without anyone, namely your mom, having anything to
say about it.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
She's out of line, mom, is Steve.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Yeah, this letter right here, I don't really care about
this letter at all. I'm'a try to put my heart
in it, but it's not there. I just want to
say before I read this letter, I don't care and
really have no desire to help these people, nor do
I have a willing spirit to provide an answer for

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any of this, because it's one.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Of those letters that I just don't care about. Well,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
His joyful noise is disturbing my mom. This twenty eight
year old couple got a high sex drive they married.
They do it everywhere everywhere. They in the house, outside
the house. They getting the car just for the excitement
in of it. Then they caught their neighbors watching us before,
So now we make sure we pull into the garage

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before I started pleasuring my husband. Well, let me explain
to you what happened here. They were standing over there
watching y'all. Now, what's going on at they house is probably.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Not the same thing. They probably older, you know, they
looking over there. Hey day in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
That dude over there, your husband is going, Oh no,
that's right. Oh look at him now, you probably sitting
up there at the woman. This is disgusting. She just
out here all this in this car. Why can't they
go in the house. So that's that's all that is
right there. Uh So we've calmed it down a bit,
especially my mother's staying at our house temporarily. They put

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an air mattress in your home office, which is right
next to our bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
You're gonna have to put your mom out there in
living room. I'm just we got.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Sureley said, the best. You gotta get this air mattress.
You got driving somewhere, make put her bed up there
by the front door. Gotta get some space because what
y'all doing is And the first night she stayed with us,
I begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
He said, my mom got a younger boyfriend, so she

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knows what's up. Okay, so the mama has a younger boyfriend.
Now this question, this letter's starting to have some information
in it that we need to focus on. My mom
has a younger boyfriend, so she knows what's up. Well,
the next morning, my mother told my husband she heard

(01:01:34):
him making crazy sounds around one am. He said he
was making a joyful noise. I think that's a cute
way to put it. I was making a joyful noise.
My mother has a lot of Now listen to this
controversial statement. My mama got a lot of freaking her.

(01:01:57):
I've never said that ever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I never one ever. Now, I don't know too many
people that has ever said this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
My mama got a lot of freaking her, but she's
also the secretary of the church and very religious. Pumpy
breaks your mama got a lot of freaking her. But
she's the secretary of the church, and she very religious.
But she got a younger boy. The hell we talking
about it? That's why this letter don't make no damn

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sense to me. We come back, I'll just tell you why.
I don't think it make no moo sense. But that's
it right there, All.

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Right, all right.

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is joyful noise is disturbing my mom. We'll get back into.

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The subject is his joyful noise is disturbing my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
This letter got some conflicts in it, and I found
most of them, and here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Twenty eight year Oldmercuppe has a high sex drive to
have sex everywhere, half sex out in the car till
their neighbors busted them. Then they tried to calm it down. Now,
especially since they Mamad moved in with them. They'll put
an air mattress in the office right next to y'all's bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That air mattress case stay there. You got to get
that air mattress up there by their front door. Put
that mattress in there in that kitchen where she can
get them and get herself something to drink in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
Gotta get somewhere. You got You're gonna have to put
a hold of that air mattress. You got to get
it away from yalls. First night she stayed with us,
I begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
He said that his mom, this is important information, has
a younger boyfriend, so she know what's up. Well, the
next morning, your mother told your husband that he heard
it making some crazy sounds at one of them. There

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wasn't crazy sounds. You know what that was? He said,
he was making a joyful noise. I think that's a
very cute way to talk to your mother in law.
I'm sorry, Mama, I was just making a joyful noise.
Now here's the part that I've never read. My mama
has a lot of freak in her old loop though

(01:04:43):
I've never said, I've never thought that about Mama. My
mama got a lot of freaking her. But she's also
the secretary of the church and very religious. Wait a minute,
what if mama got a lot of freaking her. She
the secretary of the church and she very religious, But

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she got a younger boyfriend. Girl bye, ain't nobody, ain't
nobody studying nothing else in this letter. And I really
don't give a damn what your mama say at this point,
because she ain't nothing but a walking, talking, contradictory statement.
She told my husband that was blasphemy and not to

(01:05:24):
ever speak to her like that again. Oh, because he
said I was making a joy for Laise. She said
that's blasphemy. So the freaking her, the very religious with
the younger boyfriend, that ain't blasphemy, just the statement he
made joory for noise, night after night. My husband has

(01:05:45):
gone out of his way to be as live as
he couldn't and sayd my mom get out of She
don't like it because the dog hit his house. Now
he extra live. Ah see that's extra. That's not a
real sexy sign stuff like that. That right there, See dog,

(01:06:10):
you ain't got to do all that. He and that
just aggravating your mama. Your mama going crazy because they're
freaking her. Wow, it's got her losing her mind.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Do that right there? That ain't to see that he
doing too much? Now see right there, that's a little richard.
You know you ain't got to do all that but
that's what your husband is doing. They said, she can
get out if I have to like it. Then you

(01:06:46):
said something profound, you said after side with my husband
on this, because my mother had all kinds of men
around me when I was growing up, and I heard
all of her joyful noises. Wow, Oh that why you say,
your mom, I've got a lot of freaking different Oh.
But she the secretary of the church, and she very religious.
But see now she judgmental.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
See people get into church and all of a sudden
forget where how they get saved, and they forget what
they got saved from.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
So now she judgmental.

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
Yesterday, once again, my mother said, we need to keep
the noise down when we are intimate. My husband said,
it's time for her to leave. Her house is still
being repaired.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
So what do I do?

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Should I put my mom out and stop pleasure my husband?
Your mama can go stay at the house while it's
under repair, her own house. Yeah, I mean we've all
been in the house that has some repair work going on.
The Yeah, yeah, that's gone up there. The workers is
gone at night, gone go to bed. Then you ain't

(01:07:51):
got to hear nothing unless you less your young boy
work at that construction company that's repairing your house. Then
he stay over late for some late night drilling. Really,
you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying. She the

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one said her mama got a lot of freaking her.
I ain't never heard nobody say that about that mama,
about their mom. I ain't never heard nobody say that
about that mama. Yeah said if somebody said that about
my mama, do you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Yeah? But do you know that instant asked when we
fit to go through each other? So here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
I don't really care. This letter's rapped for me. I'm
on your husband's side. She don't like it. She needs
to get out with all this coming in my house,
passing judgment. After you have had all these men around
your daughter when she was growing up. That's why your
daughter thinks you got a lot of freaking And you
got the young boyfriend. But you very religious, and you
the secretary at the church man girl by anybody studying you.

(01:08:57):
But homeboy in there with all them extra noise, that right,
that is not necessary. Don't yesterday, that is over the top.
You is just in that trying to piss off O mama.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Not Yeah, right there.

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Support women's sports. It's more women in this world than men.
We we support our sports. Women have got to start
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Right after the here leg sink or swimming. You're listening
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Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
This is from Jojo and Teneck. Jojo says, my daughter
had her fall formal and I was a chaperone. My
ex boyfriend was a chaperone too. My husband surprised my
daughter by bringing a bouquet of roses to the dance.
When he saw my ex boyfriend in the ballroom, he
accused me of volunteering to chaperone just to be around

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my ex. My ex lives close to us and has
kids our child's age, so we're all he's running into him.
Why can't my husband let this go and be friendly
with this guy that I dated twenty years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Be friendly with all the kids can get along? Stop
it ain't going damn them kids. You ain't got to
be friends with everybody. I'm not finna be friendly with
your exs What friendly for?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
What is we fins to talk about?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
So hi is she now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
What bro we not?

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Lady, lady you why can't he be friendly? He ain't?
You don't want to be friends? Would you be friendly
with his axe? Seat right there? Twenty years ago? I
don't give a damn if it was one hundred and
fifty years ago? Why is his ass here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
No, man, I'm not you know, And you got to
stop being under Stop expecting your man to be all
that gracious. Ain't no dude going for that. But they
lived close by each other, so they run into him
all the time. He need to move.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
X the show.

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It's time to talk right, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
All right, we have time for another one. It's from
Valen Oakland. Vowel writes, I'm dating a guy with low
self esteem. He said every woman he's ever dated cheated
on him. He's forty one and said he was around
twenty five when his first real girlfriend cheated on him
because he is smaller than other men down there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
The truth is, he's not that small at all. I'm
so happy with his performance and size.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Should I keep trying to boost his confidence or do
I leave him like everyone else did?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Well, somebody didn't damage to him. That's what happened. Yeah,
that he was just with the wrong one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Let me give you an analogy. A bottle of water
in the grocery store costs fifty cent. That same bottle
of water in the gym as four dollars. That same
bottle of water at the airport is seven fifty. It's
the same bottle of water. It's the same amount of
ounces in the same size. It's just your bottle of

(01:16:05):
water could have been in the wrong location. So a
lot of times it ain't that you small. Youre just
in a much bigger location. See, you're not finna put
it on me because I'm gonna hurt you. You're not
finna tell me I'm small. I ain't nothing wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Well, you know, but what happened was in his past
he dated somebody that was like, you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
He scarred. He got scarred the airport. Yeah, a terminal.
B I don't even want no water right now. I
just feel it's too much. It's too much. It's excuse me,
it's water, you know what I mean. That's yeah, but

(01:17:07):
you know that's what you have to do. Brou So.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
It's not you and you got to pick yourself esteem
up because somebody told you you wasn't big enough, but
you actually find it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Should she keep boosting his confidence or should she leaves?
Should she stay there?

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
Yeah? You know, you just got to say, hey, look,
I don't know who told you this in the past,
but you're absolutely wonderful and I enjoy you. He's probably
never nobody's probably never encouraged him or or given him
a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Try that before you leave him. If he a good dude,
you know, he might be a good dude. He just
got starved, you know, right.

Speaker 9 (01:17:41):
She said she's so happy with his performance in size.
That's all she wants to know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Ain't my fault because you you know, all sitting over there,
you know, or he really is he ain't my fault
or hers? Yeah, sitting over here, you know? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
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It is time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Would you rather a mansion with no toilets or would
you rather a small wood cabin with two toilet?

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Gi me in mansion toilet? Hey, hey, one of the
room was gonna have to take it, Okay, Wow, just
go have a room with stuff in it. Hey, dog,
one of these rules got to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Take it, all right? Would you rather German chocolate cake
or red velvet cake.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
I'm gonna go German German cho Yeahman chocolate, Yeah, German chocolate.
You just got to find somebody to know how to
make it. Some people that don't know how to make it. Now,
you can mess up at German choc cake, but you
could ruin a red velvet cake. I had one made
a red velvet cake one time, and the only thing
about it was it was red.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
It wasn't no velvet in it, it wasn't no cake
in it. It was just red. Got the color right,
all right?

Speaker 9 (01:21:54):
Would you rather have yellow and brown teeth or bloodshot
red eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
You give me the bloodshot, yeah, Steve, you yep. I
know what I'm not fin to do is open up
my mouth yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
Would you rather lose your childhood memories or would you
rather lose memories of your twentieth? Your childhood memories or
your twentieth?

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
I told them up, junior, Yeah you keep them. Childhood
memories wasn't good. They were full of hospital business. I
don't care nothing about them. What kicking it may wiland
wild when I really astived what women was doing for
your life.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
That's what I found out in my twenties.

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
When I really find I need to take all my
doing for my life, all my twenties need to be gone.
I wasn't worth a damn in my twenties hours. Really,
my twenties was the absolute worst version of me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
You all right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
One, As to guys, listen carefully. Sex, lying or cussing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
It ain't number one. That can't go. One got to
go the line line of cussing. I got the lie
in order to.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Have a sex.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Okay, so husting, Yeah, I guess cuss what what?

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
There's a lot of sex though I can't around Actually
in a complete dilemma.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
I know you are saying it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
I'm just.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Been.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
I'm just would you rather turn into I could never?
All right, guys, that's today's round of what you were
rather someone think about?

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Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Would you rather and uh the last one? You didn't answer?
I asked.

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
I said, one has to go sex, lying or cussing.
Tommy said cussing. What did you say, Junior?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
I said cussing?

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Yeah? Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
All right, and Steve, you said you were in justin
I'm not going to be able to complete the rest
of my life cussing. Your life is over. Yeah, I'm heard.
What There's too many choice words in there. It's just
too many things.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
Do you want to get rid of line? Get rid
of line? I'm gonna talk to I'm I am I
gonna hold a conversation if I'm not lying. I can't
tell people what I'm really think. I just can't tell

(01:25:23):
people what I'm really thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
You know, this is the I've never heard. This one
is a complete done. I can't give up sex. Okay,
we got that because I think about it. You know,
I'm probably in the course of a day at least
probably how many times I think about sex?

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Any day?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I'm six think about it at at least. Have you
let me ask you all question you. Have you ever
gone a date that you thought about not? Have not
thought about sex?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
I have women?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Well, when I was in the hospital having surgery and
I was under Yeah, you don't know what your thoughts.
That's the only time.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
I had a hernia One time and I had hernie
surgery and I was thinking about sex because when he
was Georgia, because when he was repairing to herney, I said, yeah,
you're a little close.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
One has to go though. See, I can't lie, can't
you know. I'm gonna have to say, well, this is
the one I will have to take out. I'm gonna
and this and this and this is a lie. No
more line it is. And that, my friends, is a lot.

(01:26:41):
That's a lot. That's how important line he is to me.
My answer is a lie. I'm gonna stop lying. That's
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
I can't tell you how beneficial line is in a
person's life.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
It's just the thing with you all is you all
have never come to the terms with it, like I
really embrace it. I see you all think it's a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
But if you remove line from your life, you wouldn't
even have the same life. You had to go forty
eight hours the whole world, forty eight hours no lying
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
You could say that world you could do that. You
could do two days without lying, right, don't change the world?
Not about everything?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Well, the only way I can't lie for two days
if I now I've been in my rant. So I've
been at my ranch for three four days at a time,
with no visitors or nothing. Yeah, that's the only time
I don't lie.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
When there's no other people around, then you can. But
as soon as another human comes around. But will you
have to lie when it's the truth?

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
Will do?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
You don't even have to fell a lot lying truth
for to do?

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Okay, I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example.
I'm down in my ranch for four days. Yeah, somebody
comes down, let's say one of my somebody work for me. Hey,
mister Harvey, how you doing. Here's the truth? Fine, until
your ass got here? What's the lie?

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Now here's the lie. I'm doing good. I'm just good,
just down here enjoying myself. The truth of the matter
is it was far more enjoyable before your ass got here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
That's the truth. But why wouldn't you just tell the truth?

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Because no, there's no other way to do it. Churey,
you can't do that. Y'all need to stop acting like
y'all don't lie to people every day.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Yeah,
so you saying you do to people every day? No,
not every day, not everything.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
There's no way every kay, not every day? Every single day? Okay, okay, okay,
I'll give you. Ask me a question, Ask me a question,
you think it's harmless or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
You ask me how much money are you working? Probably
like a couple of money, a couple of dollars. Yeah,
that is a lie when they start with when they
start with that. Yeah, you already know you already.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
For you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
It has nothing to do with them. No, it's for
you because you don't want to hear that.

Speaker 10 (01:29:42):
No, you don't know what I want to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I'm telling you, I want to hear that you hear
the truth. Yeah, I asked me another question, what kind
of part of girl I ain?

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Drove?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
And probably? Well, why do you have to stop?

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Why do you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
That's the truth, though, Yeah, that is the true.

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
Yeah, so see, But I don't want to tell you
what kind of car guy, because I got more than one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
But I have I have I tell you what kind
of car guy? Got a Ford raptor.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Pick?

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Here you do? Yeah? Yeah, I asked a question about yourself?
Share Huh, what do you mean? Just ask a question
about yourself? You ask me something about you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
How long have we known each other? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
And did you like me when we first met? When
I first started working here. Oh yeah, yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
I couldn't stand your ass you. I said, they can
put this girl in here with me. I don't want
nobody on this damn show with me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I want to do all the talking, you sir. They
got share in the man. I wasn't doing time check reta.
I wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:31:08):
Got here.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Y'all have a great date, listen, talk to God to day.
Absolutely love hear from y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
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