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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Black a bust bussing us.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, listening toil to show still.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Lot joy joy, they have sat.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You got to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Have to turn the mouth turned.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
My probat to turn the mouth out, to turn along
the mony up, come.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Come out your.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to
the voice, come on.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Dig me now.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
One and only Steve Harvey man oh man, got a
radio show.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Do God so big to me? Man, I just have
to tell you about it. I can't help it. It's
rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.
He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,
he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
mission today?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
What are you waiting for? Why do we as people
delay what we want.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Or delay the process to begin what we want? Our hopes,
our dreams, our desires. Why won't you start your mission today?
Why don't we all decide together just individually. Look you listening.
You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got

(03:17):
an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got
goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them, everybody's got
on everybody's got something that's on the table that they
haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is

(03:38):
only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of
aspiration to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you
can get back to that because God knows where you
left off.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Now.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
You may have to accomplish a few more things since
you stopped for a long period of time, but God
knows where you left off, you can get back on track.
I look, man, this dream of being on TV since
I was a kid, and it got off track. Now
it got off track. I just kept it as one
of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when
it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was

(04:15):
hanging on to was just the hope that one day
it could.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
But that's what faith is really about. Faith is the
belief in things that you cannot see. But faith gives
you the confidence to keep hoping.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Man.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
just the hope. I was hanging on a hope, And
I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was

(04:50):
in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
dream on aspiration of vision or something, when you fall
off track and you want to go get back in line,

(05:11):
God holds your place.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
See.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
He held on to that for me.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You wanna be
on TV now when you get it together and you
quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,
I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But
then it was necessary because I needed all of them
mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when

(05:36):
I got on the radio one day, which I did
not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
That's why I say it every day. See, because of
this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
I can tell you about me better I can tell
you about anybody. And I don't been through enough whereas relatable,

(05:59):
where enough people can go mad that happened to me.
Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
I get it now. See at the time, no, I
didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
I was really in total disagreement with God on a
lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

(06:21):
all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
all my misfires, all the times I knowingly.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Stepped out there and did wrong.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
He forgave me, he said, because mad if you ever
come to me, I have a plan for you that
is going to be far and above. It will supersede
everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did. I
just got sick of me, good and sick of me,
and I turned it over to God. And then God

(06:53):
started working and here I am today. Now He threw
it me yet nope, arrived yet nope. But guess what
the journey is cool?

Speaker 7 (07:05):
You know.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
It's like I was talking to this young brother the
other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
what is this I feel every night before I go
on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

(07:27):
every night before I go on stage.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
It's got something to do with pressure, It's got something
to do with anticipation.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's got a whole lot to do with the fear
of falling. He said.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
What you mean by that, I say, every night I
walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
and step off a cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.
He said, Man, but you do so well. I said,
that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide

(08:01):
a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
then I take the audience this way and I swung
them back over that. That way, we might swing out
to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami
with this joke. We may take it on out to
LA and I just swing back and forth till I

(08:22):
land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,
I said, but it's been too many nights though. When
I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord
and the parachute didn't open, I said, naw, I'm just
free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working.
Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said, So see, that's
what it's like for me. And then you know what

(08:43):
I found out. If you done walked off the cliff
in life and you ain't got no guard in your life.
It's like not having a parachute. You step off the
cliff and you just free falling. Now, I see we
all Now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right, see,
we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

(09:05):
when you step off the cliff and you got God
here a parachute.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
You still going down, but it's a nice ride, and
God just helps you.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Your dessent appear more like a rise and they're more
like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God
in your life and you just walking off that cliff
every day, free falling. It ain't got no cord, you
steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you do
mess around with yourself and ain't let God come into
your life and provide a parachute for you. I would

(09:38):
rather have a parachute since I got to jump every day,
than to not have one. God has been like a
parachute for me. Ask me where that came from. I
can't tell you. But like I always say, most good
things that happen in my life that I can't explain
is usually him.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody said,
it is Friday, and it is It is Fried Day.
It is that big day, that day at the end of.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
The week, the one that we all love is Friday, y'all.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
And you are listening and you ride with the Steve
Harby Morning Show. So getting ready to buckle up? Hold on,
take beaus, here we come. It is the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You got Shirley Strawberry, call the Faraoh, Mississippi
Monica and kill Junior boy Space.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
We have made it to Friday. Oh, Thanksgiving is around
the coming.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
If you ain't picked them noodles up yet for that
mac and cheese, I can assure you they're not in
there now.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Them big ale bowls, them big al bowls is gone larger.
They gone larger.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got the male bowls gone. Let's
see whatever I like to You're so right, because last
year I waited till the last minute.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, I went to the door.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I almost had a nervous bread.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
They out of them ale bowls, that ocean spray cramy berry,
them cans. You're gonna have to get listen. This is
what you got to do Monday. You gotta have to
get it there when they stock in the shill.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, okay, just sit in the parking lot, wait on
the truck.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
You got to wait on the truck to come in.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
They coming in on Monday, because I know you didn't forgot,
you didn't get that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
What else y'all be looking for at the last right now?
Ain't green? Oh, I ain't no more greens? Green them
more greens or green bean?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And you know you've got to run back and get
some more onions. You got got to get some more
onions and celery for the dressing.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Here go another can, he'll go another can. What that
carnation milk?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
I was gonna say sweet and condensed milk, all.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Right, that carnation milk, that's gonna be. That's gonna be
an issue for you if you couldn't turkey next in
them in them greens?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Uh huh?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
That that right?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Smoke they go fast too, because don't nobody really want
to use the hamhocks anymore?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
So that goes Yeah, we're going trying to be a
little healthier with it. So yeah, that's the mix. I
don't know the mix is in there.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
My all she wanted was the hamhock.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
You can.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
She never ate agree, big old ham sitting on her plate.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I'll be like.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
A whole hawk. You know what you gotta run back for?
What's that butter? Yeah you don't need some butter. You
don't need to butter roll those rolls?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah yeah, and when somebody.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
I just want to yeah, yeah, it's a fine line.
But what are we drinking?

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Though?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
We were we drinking? What's drink?

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, we got to thinking about that iced tea.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Jackie got, Jackie got a drink is off the chain.
It's country time lemonade.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That powder sprite and pineapple juice.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
That thing that yeah, then you put uh uh and
put cranberries in it. Nice, It floats, It floats.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
In there with the ice. My baby got that thing
down right there.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's right there, just at thek. Just don't worry about
your diet, okay, we're not worried about diet.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Coming up at.

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Thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from a nephew.
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It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank bag what you got for.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
His nest turner.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Were about to turn these folks lights off. That's what
we're about to do. We're in the driveway calling them
at work. If you get over here in the next
you know, fifteen twenty minutes with the money on that
I might be able to do something for you. But
right now we're about to turn them off. Okay, were
about to turn your lights off? Cat Dog, if you
would hello Hello.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
I'm trying to find Girod. Please get hey Girod. How
you doing this? Is Mason Man. I'm the guy that
turns the lights on and off. If you haven't paid
your bill, and I'm on the air at your house.
I actually get ready to turn the lights off, but
I'm trying to. Uh, it's a courtage to call. We're
supposed to give. If people can pay their bill before
we turn them off, then we can collect and we
keep moving.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
He said, you say, who you?

Speaker 11 (15:01):
Who are you again? I'm made exactly so you say
you've got to do what.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the
bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn the
power off. Are you here at the house?

Speaker 11 (15:12):
No, I'm at work.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the house that
can make a payment. Make a payment? The payment right
now that I have is turning twenty one dollars and
thirty six cents.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (15:22):
For what the election?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
For the electric bill? Yes, sir, No, no, sirt no, sirt.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
No, no, there's nobody at the house, and I don't.

Speaker 12 (15:28):
Think I owe that much.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Well, that's what I have right now. It's two hundred
and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.

Speaker 11 (15:33):
So see, my wife she already paid that.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
See.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Okay, well they don't have a record of that. I'm
in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to turn
this thing off until the payment has been made.

Speaker 12 (15:42):
Well, see that cert.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
There's nobody home right now?

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Okay, Well, if no one is here, then I have
to follow through and continue and go ahead, and and
and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.

Speaker 11 (15:52):
Oh oh, you in my driveway?

Speaker 7 (15:54):
I mean your driveway. So is there anyone here? How
far are you from here?

Speaker 11 (15:58):
I'm at work.

Speaker 12 (15:59):
I can't get off now, but you got to get
out my driveway.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave
you driveway until I actually turn the power off.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator
to my kids.

Speaker 12 (16:09):
Got fish that you know?

Speaker 11 (16:11):
Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
What does that mean?

Speaker 11 (16:14):
I can be there thirty minutes.

Speaker 12 (16:15):
Give you a cash right now, sir?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
What what do you mean when you say you got fish?

Speaker 10 (16:20):
Fish tank?

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Oh? Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
I understand.

Speaker 11 (16:26):
That, but I'll be there in thirty minutes.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
You stay right there, don't touch nothing.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
Okay, So I can't.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
I can't be here at thirty minutes. I can't wait
that long.

Speaker 11 (16:34):
Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell
you with a.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
Two what we don't We don't accept cash, sir. We're
gonna need a money off.

Speaker 11 (16:41):
I don't have time to go to I'll be there
with the cash thirty minutes.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
I can't take cas Are you listening to me, sir?
Are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. I
can't take cash. I need a money order.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
I'll be there thirty minutes.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn
your power off if you're not here. I give everybody
ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or
we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me
what you want me to do.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
I'm gonna call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
So I don't have time to call you. I don't.
I don't have time for that.

Speaker 12 (17:09):
First of all, sir, I'll get me my wife for
a mess up bills. Okay, first of all, okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
If she does the mess up bills, then what the
hell is going on?

Speaker 11 (17:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (17:18):
I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Okay, Well, sir, I don't have a real quick time.
What we have to do right now?

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Is I have to do this.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
I have to see to turn your power off. You
get it turned on now, listen. I can come back
and turn this thing right back on next week. It'll
be one hundred and fifty dollars penn Terri connect.

Speaker 12 (17:36):
First of all, you need to get out of my yard.
First of all, for I call y'all.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here
because you haven't paid.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
I'm gonna call my way.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Look at this right now. I'm here because you haven't
paid your bill.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
I'm paying. My wife pays my bill.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Well, how do you even know she paid it?

Speaker 11 (17:54):
Because you don't know it.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Damn, you don't know anything.

Speaker 12 (17:57):
Hold sir, trust me my white pay the bill. It's
a mistake in your system.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Get out of my yard.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Now.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Are you at Avenue?

Speaker 12 (18:06):
Yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
But I'm in I'm in the that I'm in the
right place, sir, And you haven't played your bill, and
I've been ordered to turn it off.

Speaker 11 (18:13):
I'll tell you what, tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes. Okay,
you are you are you listen, I'm turning this off
in the next five minutes.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
And not touch My wife paid the bill.

Speaker 11 (18:27):
Leave my lesson.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife
is out lollygaggers doing something else.

Speaker 12 (18:32):
Whoa whoa hold whoa whoa whoah hold hold. First of all,
you keep her, keep her out of this, right okay,
you don't.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Want that brought in. That's the one that keeps telling
me what she has done, what she happened done.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
Listen and listen, keep my hey.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
That's why I draw the line.

Speaker 12 (18:44):
I'll be there thirty minutes means you can tie are gonna.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Continue to go back and forth with you, sir. I
don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes. You understand me.

Speaker 12 (18:53):
I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm I'm gonna
get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes,
so I don't.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Have thirty minutes. I'm to in and off. You can
call downtown and get headquarters at turn it back on
and we'll come back out here. And it's to reconnect people.
One hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
So I gotta come up with three hundred.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Oh hell, sir, your bill is two hundred and something
dollars and that it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars.
Reconnect mee.

Speaker 12 (19:16):
No, well, no that hey, I'll be there in ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before. You have
five minutes to get here.

Speaker 12 (19:25):
No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.
O hold, let me call, hold on, let me call.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
I don't have time for you to click over and
call other people. Sir, Is there somebody that can give
me a money order? Right now? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (19:37):
Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Okay, now, who's gonna do that?

Speaker 11 (19:42):
I don't know how I to call my wife.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
I told you your wife is the reason why you're
in this situation.

Speaker 12 (19:47):
I'm gonna report you to your suit.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
I ain't gonna hurt me when I'm out doing my job.
You should report your wife but not doing what she's
supposed Let's care what you say. If do you want
your life on on and off? When you get here?
Your lights are getting turned off in the next two
minutes because your wife didn't pay the damn bill. I
tell y'all. Excuse me.

Speaker 12 (20:10):
I'na tell y'all. Listen, eat my wife's name out your mouse.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
I tell you what, you know what my supervisor would
tell you.

Speaker 12 (20:21):
I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
Tell me tell you that you have been talking to
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
god bright.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
Man.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
I was on my wedding.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Your coworker got Joseph, so he got you.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
I'm gonna get in.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Don't get no more man, man you had.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 12 (20:52):
Come on, man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
I think I didn't had everything turned off. I'd have
had water turn off. I'd had lights turned off. When
the water got turned off, my daddy gave me a
too to go back out there and turn it back on.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, we had that tool. Okay, we did have that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
And then back in the day, if you took a
big magnet and you taped it to the to the
electric meter, it slows it down.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
I shouldn't be saying this. And that's how your bill
be eight dollars.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
That's how you all right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next,
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Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking
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is coming through to cover topics.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yes, it's been a minute since we've talked.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
To Cheryl, and she's gonna tell us about her upcoming
show with our very own nephew, Temmy. Okay, you've been
talking about it for a minute, so that's gonna be fun.
Cheryl is family to us, of course, and we're looking
forward to talking to her. But right now it is
time to ask the riddlelo the ready to Love Officer
Tommy and Junior.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Flip flip in.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Carrollton writes, My cousin is a single mom and she
asks for help to buy Christmas presents for her three kids.
I want to help her, but I see what she
spends her money on, and she looks like she's doing
just fine. Am I wrong for judging her? Should I
help her out?

Speaker 12 (22:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
God, she's spending enough money on herself or she looking
on fly and everything, and she'd have forgot to save
money for her kids. So her priority is in the
wrong place, and now she needs some help. And you're
trying to decide if you should help or not.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You want to look past do you want to look
past her faults and see the kids needs? You judging
her yourself?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm judging them. I'm judging.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
I don't want a dog, you know, I love kids,
so I don't want get them one bike as three kids.
They just gonna have to ride this one bike together.
They just gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You know, kids ride bikes anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I'm just asking.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
We used to ride three to a back, back back
in the age. They ain't never been on no handle bars.
They don't know nothing.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
About that awadays. Yeah, nowadays, you're right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Helmets and stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, I wouldn't help
them kids get the damn thing. But I'm gonna keep
dressing with the ucio. You got to give him something,
your kids and y'all know people to exist with our family,
you know what we tell them.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm not. I'm not doing here with you. I'm not
doing it, all right, everybody getting see that.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Dollars from me?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
But Gucci, now, hey, yes, so there to do.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
You're wrong, all right?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Moving on to Nia in Germantown.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Nia says, I'm married and my husband is the best
dad and provider, but he's turned into a homebody and
refuses to go to a holiday.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Party with me.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
I can't go alone because it's couple's only. Would I
be wrong to invite my work husband to go with me?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
All right?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
All right, you're gonna get yourself in something. He comes
to the best.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Work husband, get out there and get the sipping and
sipping and tipping. It's gonna go to another level. I'm
just telling you, you and work husband gonna take it
to the next level, all right. And all this home
body thing you're gonna miss, you're gonna mess up what
you got at the house because if we already know
work husband just been waiting, just laying in the cut.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
I hope we go to the big party.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
To Colt, what's all this? We taking my work husband
to the party.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Do you hear yourself?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
You know Clip crazy, some mus clive husband. You know
Clive Crazy, he's a husband. Yeah, what's the work husband's name?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Jeff?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't know what Jeff and you doing, but you
know Clive crazy though, Like, oh, I don't nowhere because.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Clive sound like.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
He's ali husband.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
All right now, all right?

Speaker 9 (25:44):
Moving on to Charles in Tampa, Childs says, my girlfriend
went through my phone and she read a text from
my mom asking me if I'm bringing.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
That girl I am dating to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I can see how that's offensive. What's worse my mom's
text or my girl going through my phone? The work
girl going through this phone. Mama gonna be and Mama,
mama gonna say what Mama gonna say?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
This girl picking up your phone going through it is
an issue, yes, big one.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
And why are you reading his messages from his mom
like that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah, I know it was the other text messaging you
didn't read, mama.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You should have read the one up under mama text.
That's the one that had your That's the one you
need to be looking at. The one right up under mama, Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He can read now.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Phone.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah what Cheryl say, She'll say it. I liked what
you had on yesterday. That one, that's the one you
need to be worried about.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Car left.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
That one one goes.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Angie in Jersey City says, I'm in an open marriage
and I had sex with a guy that's eight years
younger and he's got a nice six pack. I showed
my husband his picture and he says he's too young
for me. Is that the real issue? Or is he
mad because the man is muscular? It's so musky.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Some some some of this stuff just too open that
that's just I mean, it's open, and then it's wide old.
I don't like wide wide open. It's just too much.
This is waye it's wide old. Now you just you
first of all, you done told him who you've been.
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, my marriage is closed, yeah, clothed lot of seal.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
You know, one of the bank bomps list just shut.
So I don't understand the whole Yeah, this is who
I would laugh. We take him, Take up my boy,
Look at my boy, look at it, look at this
something easy.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
You imagine your husband.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
What I can't imagine Jackie coming home talking about me
and Donald and going to the movie you and don Donavan.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I didn't like Donovan first and going to the movie.
I'm going to burn the whole movie theater today.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What would do if you just came home and showed
him what were tied to? If you can't gonna show
him a man on your.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Phone, well, let me just put it like this.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
We'll be watching the news.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
When you start off with, well it's a problem.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Well, I don't know if it's gonna be date line.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Local news.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
It's gonna be forensic file.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's what it gonna be.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, forty eight hours, all all the shows.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
You're just you're newly wet.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah what what queen? What question?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Me and man?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Only two years that Queisha have that just idea, just
the idea why everything goes away that day?

Speaker 6 (29:07):
And animal.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
By myself and the dog is going to the dog
dogs tak she gon dog ain't dead nothing, you.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Know?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Wow, Yeah that's a bit. She showed you a six
pack on the phone. Who these are hypothetical?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Got on right now?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Better answer.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Quit.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm gonna find this out right now.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
We already write the letter on your phone.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
It ain't your ain't by It's a six pack of soda.
It better be on that.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's what it better be a six pack of Sprite
coke gingerator.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
My wife would we.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
The lawsuit with the yes only closed marriages on this show.
I love it all right.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we missed her,
our girl, Cheryl Underwood.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Right after this, Yeah you're listening Morning show.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Today, we are joined by the one and only Cheryl Underwood.
CHLL is out here to cover trending topics and we
got a big show coming up in New Jersey that
we're gonna talk about. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.
Our family member, a member of Zeta five Beta. Not
only that, the girl got a Daytime Emmy Award. Lord
Hemn Mercy, please welcome talk show host, stand up comedian,

(30:45):
the one and only Cheryl Underwood.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hey, Hey, hey, she.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
The girl.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
My Chicago.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
You know you know it.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I might have to go back there and sling these jokes.

Speaker 13 (31:00):
Going to New Jersey because you know the talk is
coming to an end, right, y'all know that, right, I
knew what was coming.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I didn't know what I didn't know. I don't know
when it is. When is it?

Speaker 13 (31:09):
December twentieth is the last day, So you know I'm
over there, Junior, getting everything I can, yellow pads.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Blackmore everything on the way out.

Speaker 13 (31:24):
You better know, Twizzlers, I'm over at Craft Service making
it happen like I will never eat again, Shirley Strawberries, since.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
You'll do how many years? Well, this is our fifteenth season,
this is our season.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
But you know I'm functioning like when me and Shirley
used to work over at Carson Perry Scott. You know
it gotta clean him out, gotta gotta clean them out.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
But I thank God for the blessing, and I love
the fact that my fans are coming to see me
do live comedy. So Tommy, you know, I want to
thank you because you know, like any other American, when
the job go down, you got to figure out what
your next move is and stand up Revity.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It's always the next move.

Speaker 13 (32:07):
So I gotta thank you for putting me on the
New Jersey Show where we're gonna be where we're gonna be.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
We are at the NJ PAK Baby Saturday night, November thirtieth,
that Saturday, right after right after Thanksgiving, right after Black Friday.
And it is it is myself, It's it's you, Sheil Underwood,
It's Dominique and Faness Mitchell, and we're gonna be in
the building. This is Thanksgiving, this is Thanksgiving comedy show.
You don't want to miss this.

Speaker 13 (32:31):
So since you tap job is going down, since my
top job is going down, can somebody at least bring
me three plates?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Three plates?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Put it in a container where I can put it
in the freezer, because I need to save them all
the way to Christmas, because you never know.

Speaker 13 (32:46):
When you don't laugh at me, you have not because
you ask not. See I need plates and food. See
y'all play too much. This economy is not for suckers.
Right now, we gotta make it. I gotta eat, so
I'll be putting that plate of food and between two
grill pieces of bread with some cheese on it. What's
that sandwich where you put all the Thanksgiving food together?

(33:07):
And if you are a single man, what a job
I'm in. I'm ready jun your you know what I'm saying.
You know it didn't work out. It didn't work out,
But now that I don't have no job, I need
to get with somebody to help pay these bills over here.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
So you falling? Come on, now, you're coming back to
your original crab and you always had it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
You never let it go.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
You're still gun.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Come on, You're just coming back to a different platform
where you where you started your roots.

Speaker 13 (33:34):
Oh absolutely, you know, speaking of roots, I do need
somebody to help me chip in and dye his hair.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Because it's growing faster than I thought.

Speaker 13 (33:43):
I'm on this biotead right now, and it's coming in faster.
I thought it's still thin. It's just growing longer. And
so Nash me, oh, we are you talking about those roots.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
This way?

Speaker 7 (33:58):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Surely I knew I was getting ready to not have.

Speaker 13 (34:01):
Money when I start buying Amazon synthetic wigs, so I
don't mess up all this good show here I got
because I'm trying to get back on TV show The Strawberries.
But you know, when I'm out doing these road gigs,
you know I can't be curling. They'll McDonald got three
Daytime Emmys as a glam to my one, and he's

(34:23):
the best glam man. But I'm learning how to do
my own glam. That's why you can't record me on
the road. It's not that I don't want these jokes recorded,
which I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's the fact I'll be.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
Looking pretty together sort of because I'm doing it myself.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
But what was we talking about? Oh, comedy routs.

Speaker 13 (34:38):
Okay, I'm in all comedy clubs. I'm doing every comedy.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Club I can. And I love the fact that meet Tommy.

Speaker 13 (34:45):
Listen, they better get there early because we going in
and out of everybody and I'm still cussing.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Saints, start praying right now.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
This is a.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Cavalcade of cussing. Cavalcade. Shut scruberries, Cheryl. Yes, yes, you
look good. I have to say that.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I have to say that you look good, you look healthy,
you look happy.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
I'm so glad to see you, know you. Yeah, you're
really really do and I want to congratulate you on that.
And you know, and I like your attitude about you know,
your show coming to an end.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
All of that.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
You look great and good.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Something else fum me describer, absolutely, yes, God, something else?
Fum me. He gave it to me seasons fifteen seasons.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
Yeah, when to CBS for me to be on CBS
for the jokes you're about to hear at the njpack,
you'd be like she on Daytime TV every day with
that mouth.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yes, I just knew just and control. But here's the
other thing too.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
I want to thank everybody and thank you Shirley for
seeing that I am healthy. I'm very happy.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
You know.

Speaker 13 (35:50):
My body's doing good, praise God. My family's doing well.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I get to see everybody. Yes, I get to see
everybody out on the road.

Speaker 13 (35:59):
But here's the catch to this and looking tood the role.
When you get older, you gotta be in shape. So
I'm on my little exercise bike, you know, and trying
to get yourself together and drink water. Now I'm still drinking.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So when you come up to me, now, my skin't
gonna be dry, Julian, my limp's gonna.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Be just a little bit chat because I'm I'm still drinking.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
But I'm doing every comedy club in the nation. I'm
doing every road.

Speaker 13 (36:24):
Gig because I got a stock up for retirement and
especially for women. Now, that's one thing I think we
need to talk about healthcare, retirement, and I will be
talking about this election and what I feel is happening
out out here in the country, and I think I
think a lot of us didn't do what we were
supposed to do because we think we're gonna get a

(36:45):
better deal from a captain, combover, commander and Cheetah.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
You know, yeah, yeah, do y'all want to talk about that?

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Y'all want?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Can I stay and we talk a little whit when
we come back.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Let's talk about that. We talked about anything you want
to talk about when we come back.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
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We are back and our special guests are still here,
the one and only erl Underwood. Shall you still good?

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (37:47):
I am very very happy, but I'm very unhappy about
what happened in this election. I'm glad y'all letting me
say talk about this. What do y'all think happen? What
did y'all think happen?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I don't think everybody got out of the vote.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I really don't.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
We did.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
We pushed it, We pushed it and pushed it every
single day, but I just don't.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
I don't know. You thought I hear about men, black
men not wanting to vote. I heard that.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
I don't know how true that is. White women voted
for Trump, you know, I mean the list goes on
and on. Hispanics is well.

Speaker 13 (38:28):
First, I think we found out the importance of black media,
black radio, black newspapers, even.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Black social media.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
You know, black people do not believe that Jesus is
coming back until we hear it on the Steve.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Harvey Morning Show, you know. So you've got to put
those resources.

Speaker 13 (38:46):
Into black media and strengthen that and black Greek letter organizations,
black churches, and black civil rights organizations.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
We did what we needed to do.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
She got a larger percentage of the black male vote.
I think all of this was propaganda to say, oh,
the black men are not voting for her.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No brothers voted in solidarity.

Speaker 13 (39:05):
It was just not enough of us in the turnout,
especially in the battleground states, you know, because these margins
were really small, and if you notice Democrats were voted
in in places where she was the campaign. Let me
not say she because she did a phenomenal job in
these realizes. He been running for eight years, she was
running for three months, and people have stepped aside. That's

(39:27):
right if people have stepped aside, But surely let me
just say what I feel now again, I think that
just like with Hillary's, they did not come together, and
we're gonna say they because we know what percentage did
not join us in the vote. And I mean we
could talk about things that should have would have cut up.
But a lot of people about to and find out.
They about to blank and find out because.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
He's got the House, he's got the Senate, he's got
every branch of government, he's got everything.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
He's got unchecked out.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
Oh my god, matter of fact, Puffy and Hell going
high to hell.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Do know where I get this.

Speaker 13 (40:05):
I think Puffy gonna get out of his hell because
Trump is on them tapes. That's what I say is
I think Trump is right up in there. He's gonna
save He.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Ain't sure before we before we go, did you see
the fight? Did you see the mic? Say some fight?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
First of all, I need Mike Tyson to call me
because when he turned around and all that old show
Mike Tyson see, I thought he was gonna walk out
with his crew and do Redman time for some action.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
When he walked out Bicep, I said, oh, this ain't
looking good. This ain't this ain't looking good.

Speaker 13 (40:32):
But then in the free fight where he turned around
and show that Mike Tyson, boy, let me.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I let you come on, and I ain't scared of you.
Mike Tyson.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm gonna have you up there making pancakes with little April.

Speaker 13 (40:43):
He's gonna be cooking buck nigger like bing range on
baby boy, Come on, Mike Tyson.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
We love Underwood for that's Mentell Dominique will be in
the building November thirties, Saturday Night, New Jersey packed everybody
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you Shure.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Oh yeah, we love you, Cheryl Love You're back. You
you're listening Morning show. We will be cooking our own Wii.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
We'll be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year, Thank goodness.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
But that don't you ever put a Wii on no food.
I didn't put a Wii on it. Anyway.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
We're gonna be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year,
Thank goodness. But what about those people guys that when
you have a potluck dinner where everyone in the family
is supposed to bring a dish, you know, someone brings
a potato salad, someone brings a dressing, someone brings.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
A mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
You know, So what are some of the dues and
don'ts that they need to know before they even start
making their dishes?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Their plate picked in their plate?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Tell you what I'll tell you when we were back.
Don't bring nothing to hit with raisins in it, period, Hey.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Man, yes, uh, potato salad, desserts, nothing, sweet potato salad. Nothing.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Here's what I like though.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
If you handling food, you know there's a lot of
people eating and you put some gloves on.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
If you're handling.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Food, that's all just and and if you're serving this,
come one.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Fancy now, love all and wash your meat, wash your turkey,
and get that that bag out of the cavity and
wash that.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Don't just take that out the bag and put it
in the pot. I don't use that bag. I throw
that bag in the tray. I don't do that. Yeah,
I mean, well, if you do, you still got it.
You know, some people don't wash it. They think the
heat will kill it. Meat.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Let's talk about this. We talked about the.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Meat, you know.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Let's get to these greens. And where are we washing
these greens in the tube? In the tub, not.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
The other side of that saint. We can watch them
over there.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
That makes me ill when I see that. It's like
I've seen and childlings. Come on, now, I don't.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Eat social media. Well you're not eating nothing where in
the tub.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Just too much. Now, your greens taste like ol nush.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
That's the next foot pop right.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
So.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yes, fish washing liquid? Is that not even bunny was taste?
That's not right, it's not right. And don't burn the rolls.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Do not do that.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Don't burn the rolls. Don't don't dry out the turkey.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
If you if you, if you're making a turkey, or
if you're smoking a turkey, whatever it is, don't dry them.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Don't dry the meat out.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's a skill enough on its own, right, Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. It's a skill to keeping it moist
and hot and not drying it out. So you gotta really,
I think that's how you burn the rolls. I think
you're exhausted after cooking everything else, and then you put
the rolls on, and then you forget and then you

(44:34):
burn the roll Oh I'm the only one. That's the
time where, yeah, you gotta set I'm the only one
burnt rolls on this shell.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
You know I don't cook, so whatever.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
I know, I can't.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I know I can't say this color. Well, I wash
my meat and I keep it moist.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Your turkey meat. I hate you on Thanksgiving and every
other day for saying that.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Yeah, yeah it was, it was the perfect time.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
What else? What else would I hot loup?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Sweet potatoes?

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Okay, there's some rules to sweet potatoes now and jams.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Okay, what are the rules?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
No marshmalls, you put on boo, You're the only Now
you are the only one whatever?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
And yeah, look like they couch something like that, overthinking it.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Let me tell you right now, if you bring a
green bean cassurole in here, you're gonna leave with that
green bean cassual nobody's eating that.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I'm sick of that. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving? Coming up next
to nephew and today's preak phone call. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (46:05):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
tired of sneaking around with her. Okay, we'll get us
that find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
prank phone call. What you got for its new Sure.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
We go head on down to the church. And all right,
that's right here. It is called God's Ministry. Okay, God's
uh ministry.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
All right, All mine's Clia. All right here we go,
cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to
reach Clarence.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Clarence. How you doing, Clarence? This is stattyst Man. I'm
over at the church, man, my Baptist church. Where you
a member of right. Oh yeah, hey, okay, Hey, I'm
the gyms man and uh you you you actually came
to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms that's

(47:08):
that's uh God's eyes missionary and and basically what we
do is we watch what's going on, you know in
the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come? And uh,
you know, I don't mean any harm, but this this
if my records indicate me right, uh through my God's

(47:29):
eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks like
you this is your first time at.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
The church this year? Correct?

Speaker 10 (47:36):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Now when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
you actually did not stand, correct because you remember there
we go. Now you you still work for uh you
you work for them. Yeah okay, Now what we've done
is we've averaged it out that you.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
What I mean, what is this about?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
With I mean, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
But go ahead, problem.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
See what we're looking at.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Since you are member, because see you did not stand
when he said all members said, see you did not
stand up, which which you right there are making the
you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,
and you're making about we're gonna roughly say about forty
five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent is
forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked

(48:34):
at the books and noticed that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Now, if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you are to.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Be paying your tithes?

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Wait, what's your name?

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Like I said, sir, my name is Thadyus status. Will
a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well
in tied that would offer See you you.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
You you are wait a minut Hold on a second.
You got you got all this stuff going on to
the church. You you got uh, you got hungry people,
you got people that need salvation and whatever. But you're
calling me about about some money that I haven't given
to the church.

Speaker 11 (49:16):
Well, well, see and that's what your ministry does, y'all.

Speaker 10 (49:19):
Y'all spend all morning calling people.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
My job, sir, as a gym God's Eyes ministry, my
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like him.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
This is why you know what?

Speaker 10 (49:44):
Now you got to hold on a second. First of all,
let me explain something to your brother, Patty, yourself, whatever
the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey,
I don't even have to explain this to you, but
let me explain something to you.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
All right.

Speaker 10 (49:58):
I'm this is a one job household.

Speaker 11 (50:01):
This is all we do.

Speaker 10 (50:02):
This is the one job household. My wife don't work,
but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she
pays the tithes that have you checked as the gym ministry,
have y'all looked at her ties?

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
rob God? Yet you have robbed?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
You are robbing the Lord of Brother Claris.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
You know what, man?

Speaker 10 (50:29):
You know that's you know, and you wonder why people
don't come to church all the time.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
You know, how do you gonna tell me that I rob?

Speaker 10 (50:34):
I could be giving my tie somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
I am the secretary.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
I am the gym's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And
my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
You're making forty five thout one dollars.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
Some dude from the church. I don't know if that
is something. I'll tell you that who But that's not
none of their business.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
Does it have to do with him calling people and
asking them if they're I got this? I got this ham?

Speaker 11 (51:06):
Yeah, you know I got it.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
I got it, I got it, I got it, I
got I know, I don't.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
I don't who who who? Who? Who? Who?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Who is that?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Sir?

Speaker 10 (51:13):
That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
That's right, Okay.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
paid three hundred dollars, we paid undergo if she said.

Speaker 10 (51:26):
We paid three hundred dollars, we paid three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Okay, let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
When are you gonna start cutting into this forty five
with a man rob God?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.

Speaker 10 (51:41):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now at my time where I could
go out.

Speaker 11 (51:46):
I gotta be work.

Speaker 10 (51:47):
I can't even go get dressed right now because I'm
on the phone with you. I have to be at
work in half an hour. You robbing me right now
of my time.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax
return into the to why I can take a look
at it?

Speaker 12 (52:00):
My tax return?

Speaker 11 (52:01):
You know, I'll tell you what. I bring my tax return.

Speaker 10 (52:03):
If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring
your tax return and pass and bring his tax returns,
then I'll bring my tax return.

Speaker 11 (52:10):
We can have a tax return party.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
When will your tax return?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
When?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Can you? Can you fax it to me?

Speaker 12 (52:16):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It's is it?

Speaker 6 (52:21):
If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm
gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're
gonna have to figure out.

Speaker 10 (52:30):
Oh hold on.

Speaker 11 (52:31):
You're gonna pat me down next time I come to
the chirt and then lay hands on you.

Speaker 10 (52:35):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
on salary at the church?

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:39):
But what does but what? What does?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 11 (52:42):
I need to know what you cutting?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
It ain't cutting your up.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It ain't got nothing.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
When you're gonna bring your forty.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Down so we can add it, so we can get
the wing foot on. I'm part of the gems. You'll
bring your money down here are.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Clarens, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Dog?

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Let me say something.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what
this ministry is.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I'm with the gyms. When can we?

Speaker 11 (53:03):
Man?

Speaker 12 (53:03):
I don't I don't care. I don't give it you
know what.

Speaker 10 (53:05):
Let me say I don't care anything about your gym ministry.

Speaker 12 (53:09):
I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
any of that. Let me take something, dolls, just this.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
For real, don't call my house no more.

Speaker 12 (53:17):
With this, with this stuff, you about.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
To make a brother go off.

Speaker 12 (53:20):
I mean, seriously, in this economy, in this economy, you
talking to me about about me tied in fifty dollars.
I'm trying.

Speaker 11 (53:25):
I'm trying to put a dollar to college.

Speaker 12 (53:26):
I'm trying to set a son through private school, and
I can't get that done.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
I'm trying to keep the lights on them. Do that
have to do with the church.

Speaker 12 (53:33):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.

Speaker 12 (53:42):
You ain't telling me nothing about my job.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
You have to kill me.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I need to tell you something about your job.

Speaker 12 (53:47):
Dude, I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.

Speaker 12 (53:52):
Yes, yeah, at my job?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Okay, yeah, and he'd been there too.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Kilty, I mean.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
With with the gym ministry.

Speaker 10 (54:24):
Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Show in the land, Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
And there you have right, there's God. Yes, yes, yeah,
won't you come?

Speaker 6 (54:50):
There might be one today, candidate for pranks or just
plain old prank experience. Yeah, I mean the doors O,
there might be one. There might be one. All right,
all right, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I'm done. You know, stupid. It's not something you stop abruptly,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, we know, Pad, it's been years, all right, thanking
of you.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject. I'm tired of sneaking
around with her. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 9 (56:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen
if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting
and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYSM
dot com. We could be reading your letter live on
the air, just like we're going to read this one
right here, right now. Who knows it could be you.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Oh okay, ladies and Gentlemen's time for the Strawberry Letter.
Put your hands together for my girl, Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
All right, subject, thank you, junior. Subject, I'm tired of
sneaking around with her. Here Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty
seven year old single man, and I would love to
stop sneaking around with the love of my life. I've
been friends with my secret lover for twenty years, and
our parents are best friends. Our families did everything together

(56:49):
for over twenty years, but they have no idea about
our secret romance. She and I have been best friends
since we were seven. By the time we turned thirteen,
she was blossoming into a woman, and I liked it.
She was curious about my body and I enjoyed caressing hers.
When she let me on her seventeenth birthday, she told

(57:11):
me she was ready to have sex and she wanted
me to be her first. That was the moment I
had been waiting for so we both had sex for
the first time. I fell in love with her by
the time I was eighteen.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
We continue to secretly have sex throughout college, and now
that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around with me.

Speaker 9 (57:33):
I've dated other girls, but no other woman compares to her.
I have asked her to be my girlfriend so many times,
but she is afraid of what her parents will think.
She's been dating a guy for almost two years and
we still have sex often.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
But we still have sex often.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
She's told me that she's not had sex with him,
and I believed her until recently, when she told me
that he's talking about marriage. My heart started beating fast
and panicked and poured out all of my feelings to
her and said I wanted to be with her and
marry her. She said we could never be together because
although we are not blood relatives, our families are linked

(58:13):
so closely it's like we're related. I yelled at her
that I don't make love to my relatives. Why won't
she give us a chance. I don't want to lose
her for good, So what should I do? Wow, you
don't want to lose her for good? Well? She's gone.
I mean, you've already lost her. She never wanted you

(58:36):
for anything more than a side piece anyway. Everything was
always in secret. Okay, she's never given you any reason
to think otherwise. All you have to do is listen
to her and read between her lines. You are her
side piece, her jump off, her play thing, and that's it.
I mean, there are clues throughout the letter. You say,

(58:57):
now that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around
with you. Yeah, she wants to keep you a secret.
She won't date you because she's afraid of what her
parents might think. Really, but she's grown. You just said
you guys are grown. You've told her you want to
be with her and you want to marry her. Still
nothing from her, nothing. She's thinking about marrying some other guy.

(59:19):
She said, you guys could never be together because your relatives.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Excuse after excuse after excuse.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
With this one, she knows you're not related, but she's
using that so she can keep things as they are,
so you can be her little secret.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
Okay, you know she just wants you for sex. I
hope you know that. And because you're in love with her,
you just keep giving her what you want. What she
wants whenever she wants it, which means she gets to
have you and her fiance.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
She gets her cake in she can eat it too.
Who is this woman?

Speaker 9 (59:58):
I mean, what is this old on us she has?
You got to move on from her, you do. I
know you've dated other women, but you can't stop comparing
them to her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
You got to stop that. That's the way you move on.
I mean you got to step back and take a
look at what's really what's really going on here? I
just say, wake up, stay woke. After you wake up
from this dream you're in about her, then maybe hopefully
you'll stop being her little you know, secret, her little
guinea pig, her little plaything, and you can.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Move on from there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Steve one hundred percent completely disagree. Hell boy, come on now,
this opportunity pilp. Don't uh let me walk you through
this thing. I'm tired of sneak it around with her.

(01:00:51):
Twenty seven year old single man, you want to stop
sneaking around with the love of your life?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
What come on?

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Don't how many women are dying to hear that. That's
why I know we got a chance here. I've been
friends with my secret lovel for over twenty years. I
didn't know what the hell was going on here. Seven
three best friends, our family did everything together for twenty years,
but they had no idea about our secret romance.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Now this wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Let her take a little bit of a delusional turn.
She and I have been best friends since we were seven.
By the time we turned thirteen, she was blossoming into
a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Dog don't, no, she wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Doggie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, she wasn't Shellie. You was flat chesty.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Okay, keep with thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, look at Monica over there shaking her head. This
line healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Let she say that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
By the time and she was timed to third she
was blossoming to the woman and I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Dog No, she wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
She was cursed about my body and I enjoyed Carress
and Harrison. On seventeenth birthday, she was ready to have sex.
She wanted me to be her first. She will get
That was the moment I had been waiting for. I
do so we both had sex for the first time.
I fell in love with her by the time I
was eighteen. We secretly had sex throughout college and now

(01:02:28):
we've grown. She still likes to sneak around with me
I've dated other girls, but no other woman come pass
to her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I've asked her to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Be my girlfriend many times, but she's afraid of what
her parents will think when we come back.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Well, wait fin to get down.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
We'll have part two of Steve's response to the Strawberry
letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour
subject I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Of sneaking around with her. We'll get back into it
right after this. You're listening hard morning show.

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Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
We totally disagree on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Yeah, a little dude been in completely friends with this
girl since they was seven day twenty seven. Now turn thirteen,
she started developing into a woman. I tried to tell
this boy in this letter, she wasn't a woman at thirteen,
y'all sir got you. Seventeen, y'all had sex for the
first time for the both of y'allf you fell in
love with her. By eighteen, y'all had sex all throughout college,

(01:03:56):
secretly without your parents knowing. I don't know how how
cool these damn parents he is why they wouldn't be
alright with their babies linking up together. I don't know
what this damn relationship is y'all parents got, but it's
too big.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
In this letter, y'all had sex for the first time.
This was the moment I've been waiting for. Yes, yes
it is, boy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
So we both hassed sex for the first time. I
fell in love with her by the time I was eighteen.
We had sex throughout college, and now we're grown. She
still likes to sneak around with me. Wow, updated other
girls here we go, But no other woman compares to her,
No thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Compass to you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
You knew, aw man, that was the jam boy. See
they got songs about this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
I just need to get to the course.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Boom boh.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
God money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
You've been gone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Oh yeah, but nothing nothing to take away? Here we go,
come down, nothing, compend do you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Nothing? Whoa baby?

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Whoaby whobbye.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
It's been so lonely without Thank you so much for
that day.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
You know, I just wanted to drop that in there,
because back in the day we wrote songs about situations,
and this boy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Says, nohing, compass.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Nothing, come pans.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Se you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
That boy meant this man. I just wanted to drop
that in the middle of the letter. Anyway, Man, I've
asked her to be my girlfriend so many times, but
she's afraid of what her parents would think. She's been
dating a guy for two years, but we still have
sex often. She told me she ain't having sex with him.
I believed her till recently, when she told me he's

(01:06:28):
talking about marriage he would go. My heart started beating fast.
I paniced. I poured all my feelings to her, and
I said I wanted to be with her. I want
to marry her. She said we could never be together
because although we are not blood relatives, our families are
linked together so closely it's like we related. I yelled
at her, I don't make love to my relatives. Why

(01:06:52):
won't she give us a chance. I don't want to
lose her for good? So what should I do? And
we got to go to wall? Baby, We got to fight,
young homie. You twenty seven, listen to somebody that's been
the wall before.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
You got to fight for this love of your life.
You can't let this poke ass do win?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Who is he?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
And I said it right, You can't let this poke.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Ass do win?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Who is he? She doesn't want him? No, yes she do, Shirley,
she just got this thing with this family. She won't him.
She just don't know how to explain it, all this sneaking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Around and now she didn't have this boyfriend for two years,
but she's still been sneaking around with the secret lover.
She can't explain it because she in love with this boy.
She'll just love what he do. Side but the side
piece got her turn up though, See because all through
the relationships she still got to get the side piece.
It's because the side piece is really the main course.

(01:07:46):
He ain't a side dish. He the folk piece. Now, see, Charlie,
he ain't the cold Slaw. He the folk piece. This
dude is the cold Slaw, but the cold Slaugh live
gone public. So now she's trying to turn cold slaw
mashed potatoes and into a damn entree. And it ain't
finna work because I ain't gonna let it go down
like that, got homie, because we got to get up

(01:08:07):
here and go to walk. We ad work, were finn
to put it in work. You let me explain something.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
To you, dog.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
She ain't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Gonna get away. This is your shot, homie. And see,
listen to me. We got to erase what the parents think.
You're still in the game. Compare yourself to him. This
is when it's time. It's time to get the mud out.
Now it's mud slanging time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Who is he and what is he to you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
My friend?

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
You want to hear that?

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Now it's the hair of points and do tag. They
keep trying to tell me you with me that I
ought to not let you just walk on me time.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Yeah, yes, she do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Shanny, you don't know what I know, sherility.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
You don't understand sheriff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
We come back.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
I'm gonna finish up with this letter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Come on, Bill, take us out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
She is Steve Harvey, Marty show Man.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
Stuff that I know. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I'm not going Lord, you ever did this here. You
ever told somebody you wasn't home so they wouldn't come
over for you. They came over anyway, and you was
getting in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
I'm not the only one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Like somebody at your church or something gave you a
dish to eat and when you saw him again, you
said you ate it and it was delicious, but you know,
getting damn why you threw it away because you didn't
think the person was clean?

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Show coming up right after that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
All right, here we are.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Part three of the Strawberry.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Lest disagree, they're appointed due to I'm tired of sneaking
around with her. Well, see, Shirley, this is the love
of his life and it's time for her to understand
what they really have. See, she don't even know what's
the love of her life because they're so busy trying

(01:10:44):
to keep it a secret. And then Mamma, then well
when you gonna get somebody. Now, she'd have showed up
this boyfriend for two years. Now, how you're gonna come
back and tell her it's always been your friend? That's
the problem she got. She'd have got herself in the
spy the web. Well, since we're in the spy the web,
that's gonna it all tangle up, because now you got
to start slinging mud. It's mud slinging time now, homie.

(01:11:05):
You got to start comparing yourself to him. Who is
he and what is he to you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
You understand what he could get enough all these women
out here, the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
One he won't, No, no, the one he won't is
the love of his life.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Shirley.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Yeah, you don't always get what you can fight for
it though, compare yourself to her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
He can't love you like I do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
He can't treat you the way I can treat you.
He can't won't you the way I won't you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
No, No, gart Edge as moment, Jude, ain't no, damn nineties.
You don't bring no nineties world in the meat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Bring in no damn.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Jagged edge, No damn jagget edge.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
He can't love you like I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
That ain't what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
He can't protect you like I'll protect you. I have
loved you since the moment I saw you. You have
been the love of my life, since the moment we
touched one another. I can't live without you. I don't
breathe without you. I want you more than I won't air.

(01:12:21):
I love you more than I love myself. There ain't
a lot of women can walk away from the sun,
I'm telling you. But now what you're gonna have to
do is you're gonna have to take your love for
her public. Oh, public affirmation is about time to come.
If she don't, then we go for the break. I'll

(01:12:43):
go public with my love for her. I'll go online
and say I'm sorry, and I just tell her in
front of the world that it may end it, but
this is your shot. Do not let the love of
your life get away just because she's dating this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
All right? See that ends?

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I hold Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Okay man, would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer.
I'm not visiting the sick and shuddy here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh that on.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
He ain't coming to my office telling me your problem.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Yeah, I don't go down there every Sunday. Job after you.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
All right, it's that time, ladies and gentlemen, this Thanksgiving time,
and we have our resident poet in the building.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Tell me, why don't you do the honors?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Please?

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
If you insist, Shirley, you know, do I really do?

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
You know, I'm a most deaf kind of guy myself,
you know, but have a resident a resident.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
He's you got that right?

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
So, ladies and get ready.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
This is Jay Rap.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
That is Junior's raggedy ass poem. I'm gonna tell y'all something.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
It's Thanksgiving, yep. It's a time when people get together
and families get together. So I wrote this poem with
that in mind. The title of the poem reached all
a week or something. Yes, the title of the poem is,
I don't want to see some of y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Here we go this year.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I wanted to keep our Thanksgiving dinner small because I'll
be honest, I don't want to see some of y'all.
I told my wife to get a small turkey and
some dressing. Just being with her and our new dog
is truly a blessing. But she won't see anybody. Some
people I don't want to see. I don't want them
in my house bothering me, and you know they gonna

(01:14:57):
want to take some plates home and just like that,
all my turkey and dressing will be gone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I'm telling you now, so you don't have to text
me or call.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
I mean it, and I really do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
I don't want to see some of y'all happy Thanksgiving
and get it at your own damn house, then love it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
I'm not doing this with y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah, whatever y'all know is some people. Y'all don't want
to see a child house.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
You know who the people is?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, So okay, So Jr. The people that you're talking about,
because they be possibly listening, if they they know, if.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
They know, very possibly can be listen. I'm worry about
to call it here have to be figured for you.
Darn drakes. Don't come by.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
All right, We're not doing that. Grind flowers, don't come
by here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Call Matthews, stay well, stay where you at and keep
all three of your kids with you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
The boys is bad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
You ain't having this damn house.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
You ain't gonna happen if they're listening anymore, ain't, Benita.
We don't need it this year.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
So we don't know. We don't know who her boyfriends
gonna be this year.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
We have no idea all these old prier she'd be
bringing about here every every year is.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
A new one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
I'm gonna try to be Sevester last year, mister Marcus.
There's too many of them this way, chieving bring.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
People here attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You know, you know what if I see my cousin
Michelle again this year and she pregnant, I'm through.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Every Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Every Thanksgiving, you you prayed it at the You never
the table with a regular stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
You always pray every year.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
You always you always backed away from the table. You
ain't never up over the table, all your flooding on
your stummach, you keep missing your plate on your stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Were tired of seeing it? Now anybody else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Family? I love I love your family.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
And listen, let me tell you something. He not he's
my cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
If I see my cousin Mark, if he if he
come in there with one more tattoo. He ain't got
no more rule. If I see him one more tattoo,
ain't no. We can't even We don't even know if
his face and eyes is open.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
We've been looking at the book. We don't have a clue.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
I'm tired for you. I'm tired stupid. I'm tired to
keep doingtoos man. You can't see his.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Whole face because you woul't even know if his eyes
is open. He hadn't tatted them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I'm not gonna sit there and play nice this year.
I'm not doing it. My foot down, putting my son.

Speaker 9 (01:18:02):
I don't want that would be great home all right, Junior,
thank you, Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
In the words of Junior.

Speaker 9 (01:18:09):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:18:21):
Well, we got to say happy belated birthday to President
Shoe Biden. President Biden turned eighty two years old on Wednesday,
making yeah making him the oldest president in US history.
President Biden returned to the White House from a six
day trip to South America on Tuesday, and he celebrated

(01:18:41):
his eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Second birthday at the White House with his family. Happy Birthday, Yeah,
happy birthday, Happy.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Eighty second Thanksgiving too, sir, Like that was right?

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. God willing for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
And then we'll have another president that's older in office.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
I don't want to discuss that. I don't want to
discuss it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Boy, he didn't want to start at the whole age game,
and yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
He want to start all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Now, he's the oldest you know what they call it,
Elon Musk. Now, first buddy, I call him Musty.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
That's his boy right there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, he was all in the cyber truck
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah with Elon. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:19:45):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
We'll play around of one has to go, one has
to show right after this?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
So did President Biden? What's going on with the turkey?
Did we pardon the turkey?

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Turk? Ain't got no say so or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Which you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
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Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
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Speaker 9 (01:20:37):
All right, guys, it's time for one has to go.
I'll say three things. You tell me which one has
to go. Out of those three, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
One has to go. Refrigerator, stove, microwaves.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
One gotta got mark way, I'm just the microwave gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
What we need to refrigeration. We got to keep this food,
got to stay cold. I could pick two out of
here that have to go. And the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Come on that share.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
I don't even know why you got a kitchen at
your house. I just like for to look pretty. Don't
mess it up you do here?

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
All right, one has to go. Christmas Day, your birthday,
your anniversary. Oh really want to say?

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
One has to go?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
And we can't get rid of the Lord on Christmas
Day we can't know, not.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
The Lord that we can't mess up this anniversary. No,
we came into the anniversary, but the birthday'd be told.
My birthday is important to me, to me too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah, I'm talking about celebrated.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Like Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
My birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Was your birthday over Jesus birthday. Let me hear you
go ahead, let me know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I think Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Yeah, you said my birthday, and that's how that anniversary
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Don't even bring ap anniversary to me. I'm saying Christmas
and my birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Anniversary has to go. And you're okay, and you're I
didn't say that, you did?

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Have you implied it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
You ain't gonna see the third one. You're trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Get to crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
All right, Well, I think we're moving on from this.
You guys got scared, Okay, Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
One has to go sweet potato pie, red velvet cake.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Peach cobbler. Yeah, the red out of here, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:22:33):
One has to go tag, kickball, hiding, hide and go
see it hiding.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
Were gonna play hide and go seek and then when
it get dogs don't get it, so hi go seek
tag and what else?

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Hineo seek?

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Tagging, kickball, kickball I said, kickball, hide and go get it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
We can.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yeah, it's going. Yeah, I'm gonna chase. I'm gonna chase
the girl.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
I like tag.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I'm automatic. That all goes together. Yeah, one one ass
to go, all right, big booty, nice smile, great personality,
which one, Oh see, great personality.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Don't need that to have that. But but and that's
I'm good. You could be mean to you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
I don't care if you got an attitude of what,
I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Who has a great personality and it's nice and congenial and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
You don't what with her?

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Get your personality?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
All right, that's today's round, and one has to go.

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
Coming up next, it is our last break of the day,
and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
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safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why
I have the Burner Launcher equipped with powerful non lethal
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break of the day. It's been a crazy day as
usual the time we like, right Ash, and here's our
fearless leader to take us home. With closing remarks.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Today, I just want to pose a question because I
try to find different ways to motivate people as as
I ask God to help me find new ways. Today
I just to try this. I just want to ask
you a series of questions because I'm just trying to
get everybody to get to moving towards their dreams. I'm

(01:25:08):
just trying to get everybody to get started on the
pathway of accomplishing your visions and your goals and your dreams.
It's gonna take some action, though. You know, you can't
just want something. Have you ever heard people say if
you want something bad enough, it'll happen. That's not true.
That's that's so not true. Do you know how many

(01:25:31):
times you've actually wanted something really bad and didn't get it?

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Who?

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
I don't know who said that? Why they tell people
that if you want something bad enough, it'll really happen.
It can happen, No, it won't. It requires an action.
Faith without works is dead. If you don't do anything,
you can't stop expecting to get everything. If you don't
do anything, you can stop expecting to get everything. Going

(01:26:00):
to give all of us some grace in spite of
our shortcomings and lack of effort. He will give all
of us some grace, and we'll all get some things
that we really don't deserve.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
It just provides us breaks. But in those breaks, he's
trying to sustain you, just to get you to say, wow, man,
if I had just done a little bit more of
what could I have had, or if I had done
a little bit more of what could have happened. So
my question today for you is just I'm asking you
a series of very very simple questions, maybe four or five.

(01:26:33):
You're waiting for.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Tell me what is it you're waiting for? Because oftentimes
when I talk to people, I get some responses that
just throw me off, you know, because you're waiting for
what what is it going to take to get you started?
What is the motivation? What is the button? What is

(01:26:56):
the trigger that fires you to get going to moving
towards your dreams and visions? You're waiting for what? I
don't understand? Are you perfectly comfortable where you are right now?
Have you decided and settled in that this is it
for me? Have you gotten tired of waking up and

(01:27:18):
asking the question, whow it's gotta be more to my
life than this?

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Have you just gotten tired of that and you don't
want to deal with it no more? So you just
decided what that? You're just gonna lock in like where
I am?

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Is cool?

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
You all right with that? Let me ask you another question.
Have all the ducks ever lined up in a row?
Because if that's what you're waiting for, let me just
ask you, has it ever been set there? While I
see how exactly step by step, I'm gonna get down
and get that everything is perfect. I'm gonna start now.

(01:27:57):
If you're waiting on the perfect time to start, you
may never start, because there is no such a thing
as the perfect time. The perfect time is now. That's
the perfect time. If you're waiting on something else to happen,
it probably ain't gonna happen because you gotta figure like this.
Suppose it don't happen what you're gonna do, then she

(01:28:20):
just gotta come to that conclusion. Suppose it don't happen
what you're gonna do. Then suppose you don't get the
degree what you're gonna do, then you're gonna fail. Suppose
you don't get that job that you got your eyes on.
So you don't get that job. So now what you
unemployed the rest of your life because you didn't meet
that deadline. You can't make another one. You're waiting for.

(01:28:45):
What what's it gonna take to get you started? Have
your ducks ever all lined up in a row? The
answer is no. The perfect time to start is now.
Let me ask you this question. Does it appear to
be getting any closer even though you're not moving towards it? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Does it appear to be getting any closer even though
you're not moving towards it? The answer is no, it's
not getting closer because you're not walking towards anything. If
you don't walk towards something, please stop expecting it to

(01:29:28):
get closer. It will not happen. Success is not a
magic trick. It's a series of steps that people take
over and over and over and over, and in spite
of what happens, they take those steps. Anyway, Does it
appear to be getting closer even though you're not moving

(01:29:49):
towards it? It's probably not. But could that be why
you're not getting what you want because you ain't moving
towards nothing? Last question? Could it be that you just
don't want anything more? Maybe that's it. Maybe you don't

(01:30:11):
quit wanting a new car, Maybe you don't quit want
in a bigger house. Maybe you don't quit wanting that
second home. Maybe you quit wanting to open up a business.
Is it that you just don't want anymore? Just answer
to these questions? Now let me tell you all of
y'all so put God in your life and it can

(01:30:32):
change all it is. You can go to God and
ask God to strengthen you. You can go to God
right now and ask God to give you the desires
of your heart, but enable you with the character to
make them come true. Ask God to strengthen your character,
Ask him to strengthen your will, Ask him to strengthen

(01:30:54):
your sticktuitiveness. Ask God for his help because God is
going to make your dream come true. Business. Those are
my closing remarks today.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Drop it, Baby, drop it. Those were good, Yes, yes,