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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Back a million busy.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Steve, Yeah, listening to show, I don't joy?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy, They show.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You gotta do that, love you.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Moon.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
turn mouth turn out to.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Turn a w the mon agap. Come come on, you'll
think that. Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this
radio show. Man, How I got here? I really can't
explain it. Only by the grace of God, that's all
I can really tell you. I was talking with a

(02:25):
buddy the other day and he was telling me. He said, Man,
he had an interesting philosophy about it. He say, you know,
you can have dreams and visions. He say, but God,
God will never show you what all he has for you.
He won't show you all of it because he knows

(02:46):
you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
thought about that, and wow, how true is that?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Okay? I know that I got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
And see it.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't
see it. But if I would have seen it and
known when he had planned on giving it to me,
I would have messed it up, because Number one, my
first question would have been to him, why I got
to wait so long? Why don't I go downhill and

(03:21):
start on the radio now? And then I'll be in
radio and then TYD, I see there God. But see,
the thing about God is God don't need your help.
Matter of fact, he don't really want it. All he
wants is you to love him and obey if you
can do them two things. I think I could be wrong.

(03:43):
I think he'd be really cool with us. So had
I known about these blessings that he had for me,
I would have messed him up because I would have
put my thinking in the figuring process, and that would
have jacked it all up. That's the first thing I
ask why I got away so long? And then if
he'd shown me what I was gonna have to do

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to get it, I would have showed messed that up. Man,
I ain't finna do that. I ain't finna do all
of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
get the radio show, I have something to share. Man,
why won't I just read a couple of books and
share that experience with them?

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
I want you to be transparent. I want people to
be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
struggle to it and see that they can get over.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
See.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
God never shows you all of it because he know
we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have any books, I
certainly please know, I would not be the host of
family few can I tell you that it is amazing man,
how God works, and my invitation to everybody today has
allowed God to work. You know, you can ask him

(05:04):
why all you want to. And from time to time
I still do no good for me, But that ol
me old woe is me Lord? Thing that don't really
get it for me, because when I start asking him why,
I'm asking somebody who has a thought process so high
above mind that there's no way if he told it
to me, I wouldn't even get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle,

(05:24):
I'll bright you think you are man, You just ain't
gonna get how and why He does it his way
you're not going to understand it. But he has a
plan for each and every one of us. And if
we adhere to the plan, if we submit ourself to
his will and just say, okay, God, what you want
me to do, I am telling you it is the
best way to live.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
You can also do it the way I did it
early on. You could just do what you want to
do and see how it go from now. And I
will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
go good.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
My wife and I were talking the other day and
she said something with me, and I had to write
it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
about sin? She says, sining costs you more than you
want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
you want to stay. I asked my wife where she
got that from. She says, some old person told it

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to her. She says, sining cost you more than you
want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
you want to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing
what you want to do. Because we are all sinners, man,
all of us, all of us, every last one of
us a sinners. You will be a sinner until you
die now, you could be saved by grace. But you're

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going to be a sinner man. You are going to
make mistakes. You are going to in your life knowingly
do wrong. I bet you will. I don't know who
you think you are. I don't know who you've been
listening to. But get this, we are sinners. We were
born into a world that is sinful. Now it's okay,

(07:06):
it's okay, it's our world. But we can make the
best of it because we can form a relationship with
God and we can go to war with this thing,
you know, and we can win. You can actually get over.
Being born into this world is not an end all.
It doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is
available to give you life, and not only give you life,

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but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
of an abundant life than I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
If you took away the finances.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Trust and believe, I have so many things I could
tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife, for
my children, man, for my family, for the few friends
that I have, for the work that I do, man
for the respect that some people that I feel around
some people from the reputation earned.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Now, I ain't cool with everybody. I got that.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
Some people didn't like Jesus.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
What did he do?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
What did he do wrong to anybody? Show it to
me where he was just out there, just messing over folks,
and you could justify all that happened to him. Just
show it to me. But he knew everybody ain't gonna
like me. I just come to save y'all. Understand.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
I got you.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
will take care of you if you form this relationship
with him. He has something for you. He has a
plan for you that is beyond your imagination. He will

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give you the desires of your heart. But he also
has some stuff in store for you that you're not
even asking for. That he is willing to ship to
an address that belongs to you. As long as you
stay on the right path and are trying your best,
God to ship you the blessing anyway, because please know

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He's done it to me. I'm a living witness to
this that God will ship you blessings and you ain't
gonna be perfect.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
But if he know your.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Heart, man, if he know you trying to do better,
if he see you trying to change, if he see
you trying to get it right, he understands that you're
gonna stumble all the way through this thing. But if
he know your heart and he know you trying to
get it right and you're doing the best you can, boy,
here'll ship some stuff your way.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Man, you really be tripping, man, you will really be tripping.
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. It's crazy, ain't it.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and other Welcome to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are here to celebrate
the arrival of a new day and to tell our
heavenly Father thank you for it, because he didn't have

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to do it. Man, I'm grateful for being just alive.
For my measure of help, for the things he's done
for me, for all he's given to me, for everything
he's sending on the way, for giving me comfort, for
helping to me, help helping me is sustain in all

(10:43):
levels of difficulty.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Thank you for pulling me through. Man.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
If it wasn't for you, God, I don't know what
i'd done sometime, So I just want to say thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's the best way to do it.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
We hear, y'all.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Shirley Strawbaring calling.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
For reil the mouth of the South Junior government name
kill spates the legend of nephew Tommy and yours truly junior.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
You, sir, well, what are your concerns today?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Let me ask you something.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
You know, we was talking the other day, we were
talking before the showing. You were just talking about how
hard it is to be in business, and you just
saying about how you have to find the right people,
staying on time, keep pushing all the problems that you have.
You're still grateful for the problems.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
It's not that I'm grateful for the problems. I'm grateful
for the ability to withstand, survive and learn from the problems.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
I don't I don't like the problems.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Okay, oh, I just don't. I'm gonna just be one
hundred with you. I'm human. I don't like problems. Nobody
nobody likes problems. I don't like the setbacks. I don't
like the challenges. I don't like the difficulties.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't I don't.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
I don't like it, But I appreciate the strength that
I've gained to withstand them off and the wisdom I
got once I got on the other side of it.
Because in every bad thing, there's a gift, but a gift.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Remember this about a gift.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Now, a gift has to be unwrapped.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
You got to take a bowl off, You gotta take
the tape off. You gotta get the paper you got
tag a box open. You gotta give you some scissors.
You need a box cutter sometimes. Have you ever noticed, man,
some of the things you get is so difficult to
get into.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
To get to it.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
If you buy an Apple product, now, I don't know
nothing harder to get into than an Apple product. If
you buy a new adapter, Lord have Mercer, you need
a toolkit to open up the adapter package because I
don't know what kind of tape they got on there
and that little plastic thing. Have you ever tried to

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dig it off and run it up under your you
beyond you be mad? But once you get into the package,
you get what you are. But in everything you ask for,
you got to do some unpacking. Everything you want is
on the other side of something you got to go

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through to get to it. It ain't ever just at
the front, Doe. It's in a box that has to
be unpacked. So yeah, I've learned to accept that part
of it right there, Junior. I don't like the problems
and everything, but I do understand there's someone packing with it,
So I just get starunpacking.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
All right.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
As we move on, coming up thirty two minutes after
the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
that prank back right after this.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
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and temperatures are dropping, you can be the difference for
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the Christmas season by donating twenty five dollars a month
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through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
It is time now to start your morning off with
the nephew and run that prank back what you got
for his nep We.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
About to get all the way up under them gums, Shirley.
This right here is Ginger Vitus, Ginger invite us. Okay,
We're gonna flows if you way back there with that
wisdom to that. If you don't get back up in there,
Lord ha Mercy Ginger Vitas, let's go.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing? Calvin?
Let me make sure I got the right Kelvin, Kevin?
You at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right?

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (14:59):
I work on the fourth floor. Are you in a
cubicle next to Randy?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (15:03):
Matter of fact, I am. But But who am I?
Who am I speaking with? Well, I'm not at liberty
to give my name right now, but I'm bringing some
news from the job that I think you might want to.
You know, this is the news I think that you
would probably want to know. And uh, I'm just let's
just say, I'm an I'm an employee from another floor
and I got I got wind of what was going
on on the fourth floor, and I wanted to, you know,

(15:26):
I wanted to. I wanted to bring it to your
attention because I think on your floor, nobody's bringing this
to your attention, you know. Okay, So let me get
this straight. You can't tell me your name, but you
work on the floor below me. Do you know me?
I've seen you before, I've seen you before. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,
this is do you know me? I mean I don't

(15:49):
know you know? So no, let mean let mean okay,
so how did how did you get to so called
being the spokesperson for people who work with me? Hey? Man,
like I say, I just wanted to give you the
news because the whole fourth floor it is gossiping about you,
and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay, So obviously

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the gospel is about me has gotten to you on
the third floor, and now you are coming to to
be my deliverer or so to speak. I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy bringing you some news. Man I'm
just here. Let me let me ask you this, bro,
are you are you flossing at night? What business is
that of yours? I'm just I'm just asking, are you

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flossing at night? Will you floss on a regular basis?

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (16:37):
I floss on a regular basis? What's that got to
do with the price of tea in chime? Okay, where's
the last time you've been to the dentist?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Man?

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Who the hell are you? Let me tell you to
be honest, what you make My problem is not really
with you. I'm really upset with the people on the floor.
That's not telling you. But you know why ain't you
talking to them? What the problem is man? Is that
it is that they talking of about you, and they're
not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
to the issue at hand. So you are flawsing. You

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are flossing, that's what you're saying. Damn straight, I flaws Okay?
Are you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't
have to You don't have to question me about my
hygienic makeup. You don't know me, you have never talked
to me. But you're gonna side with a bunch of
folks that think they I'm not. I'm not siding with them. Brother,

(17:28):
I'm not siding with him. But here's all on their behalf,
you're siding with them. Okay, kel kel man Kel Kevin,
listen to this. This is day. Really you don't even
know me and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin,
they think you have ginger bite? I mean, are you
when you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below

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your gums? Will the Dennists do what you do? And
I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and I
go more than every six months, So what the hell
are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay.
And everybody saying that it's you is your breath, that's
that's just you know, they saying they look in the
fourth floor and to go down to the lobby just

(18:10):
to get some fresh air, because that's bully. Well, this
is what I want you to do, since you speaking
on their behalf, tell every one of them, sorry so
and souls, that if they got a problem with me,
they need to come approach me. And then if it's
that bad, I'll blow my strength as breath in their face.
Bring it up. Because this conversation with you is really

(18:33):
way off face because you have no business calling me
telling me they can. I give you some some items
to mix together for you to gargle with later tonight.
And so you work, you work in the building. But
now you're a dentist man. You know what this is, bully,
And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning,

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when I matter of fact, I'm going to go to
the full floor and waste all these sorry so and
so to come up there who's been talking about me
behind my back? And guess what you invited to the
party too, player, since you're gonna be their representative, each
one of them lying back is when they get in there.
As far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is
gonna be whooping. And if you watch some of it

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show up, since you the representative, because you can get it,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Tell them?

Speaker 11 (19:24):
Do you do you think it could be some cavities
or something? Do you think give the cavity my foot
in your cabinet? This is what it's gonna be. And
whoever else you want to try to take it out,
they gonna get it in there. So guess what it's
on tomorrow. I know I ain't got genus. Are you
only brushing in the morning when you leave for work?
Are you only bring? Have you not understood me? Don't

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keep questioning me. You can question me tomorrow after I
will be and yours. Can you bring? Can bring? Why
do you try to do? Why'd you do me this way?
Then I tell you? Then I tell you? Can you bring?
Can you bring your tooth brush tomorrow? Can you bring it?
In your tooth brush? It's five fingers on my tooth brush.
I bring them. They be balled up and you will

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get to miss the cleaning that you ain't never thought
you would get from a bentist. Okay, just don't know
where to target. And man, hey, hey, bruh, broh, calm
calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to get
to we're trying to fix the problem. Just gonna fix
the problem. Kevin, You kicking as is not gonna change
your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it. Well, that's

(20:27):
what you can line joke is to come down there
and sit in your cubicle. All right, So do you
you know I mean, do you want to know who?
Who who put this out there. I want you to
know me when you see me tomorrow. Go ahead and
lay it out for me. Tell me. So, this is
nephew Toby from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Randy got
me the frank phone call you man, you know what

(20:48):
you almost told me to say something you is lined
into me that yeah, got you Wait till in the morning.
You wait tilass see him? All right? Man, give it
to me. What is the badest that, I mean, the
baddest radio show in the land. Say, without a doubt. Man,

(21:10):
you gotta be nept your Tommy and the Steam Harvey
Morning Show. What what what?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Thank you? You get your teeth?

Speaker 11 (21:22):
Man?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Look, thank you. Coming up next to is ask the
clo or Chief Love Officer, Steve.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
Harvey at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year long, warm

(21:52):
hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA help a
neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It is time to ask the clo.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Brion Tapeka says, I'm getting a man that has only
been divorced for a year, and he's already asked me
to move in with him. I can tell that his
teenage sons need a little more time to get to
know me before they see me in their mom's house
when they come to visit. My man said, I should
only be focused on his needs.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Is he right?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Well, that's not how it's going to work. You're entering
into a blended family situation. You said something in your
statement that's kind of telling you don't think they're ready
for someone to move into their mom's house.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Now, let me explain something to you.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
The divorce, even though it's only been a year, the
divorce is simply the day that the court.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
System legalized that's the divorce.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
The divorce has been occurring probably years before that, so
it's not a year is too soon? I think what
the too soon part is for the children, And I
do think that you have to build a better relationship with.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Them and take your time.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, he would love for it, because he's a guy
all eyes on me, all attention on me. Of course
that's being selfish. But there are some other people involved here.
And if he has custody of those boys, which it
sounds like it does, or he may not, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
They come to visit.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah, okay, Well they on.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Their mom's side. You do understand that winning them over,
especially if they had no problem with your mom. It's
gonna be a problem. Anytime you get into a planning family,
it's gonna.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Be some problems. So you have to just spare up,
take your time, do the right thing, and trust.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Your intuitione all right, all right?

Speaker 8 (23:55):
Moving on to Frisia in Orlando, Freezer writes, I have
been going to the same hair stylist for almost thirty years,
and I went in yesterday. She didn't speak and we
barely talked. She's a moody person, but if I'm paying
her to do my hair, she should have manners. Is
it time to find a new stylist?

Speaker 10 (24:13):
Right?

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
And as to the two things, it's time for It's
time for a new stylist, and it's time for a
new damn hairsty style in the same.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Damn hairstyle for thirty damn years.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
She might not be speaking to you because she tied
of doing the same old press set every time you
bring your ass in there. Don't nobody do bangs.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
No more time doing that.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
That could be the problem right here. I don't know
if she moved you or not, but you pay her
to do your hair. You're gonna pay her to talk
and be kind and cordial. That people should have manners,
and that you go to beauty Salona's like a female's
country club. When they go to the beauty salon off
the time they talk and share. It's kind of like
the black man's country club is the barbershop. So yeah,

(24:56):
I can understand where you're coming from. But thirty years
of the same damn halfstyle, she probably sick of you
right now. She got the all all these old ass
products that they don't make no Boa center here.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You're the older wall.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Using pro liners.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
You the only one got pergamont old one got.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
You the older one, won't.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
They have greens with Glover's Maine and SOMEP eight. You
the only one over here shaking up a bottle of
curl free. Yeah, she probably just got a curl just
shaking the bottle ule you because that's what. Yeah, here
she come again, this old ass halfstyle. I got a

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den of damn Carol, and I plugged up for her, all.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Right, Freezier.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Moving on to Teddy and Nashville Teddy Rights. I'm pretty
sure my girl called me the wrong name in bed,
but she's so good at lying, I'll never know the truth.
I want to get her back by calling her the
wrong name, and then will be even Is it a
good way to get revenge or will it backfire?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Don't get stupid. This ain't no even ain't no even
the dog. You can't out mad a woman. You can't
out think a woman. You can't out with venge a woman.
Don't don't go down there. That's a dog alley down
there for to come. That's a dog alley with a

(26:29):
whole lot of dumpsters in that alley. Are all types
of gonna pop up on your ass? Or listen to me,
that's like walking down the dog alley in the in
the in the in the TV show on HBO The Wire,
You in Baltimore walking down the dog alley with trash

(26:50):
dumpters and the and the alley is eight miles long.
You don't think nothing fing to happen. You go down here,
you better stay your ass out there where them street lights.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
He is run the string of bell that's what.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
You find to be on the Why boy, you gonna
have to throw about four five phones out the winder
before you get to the end of day.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Boy, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Don't don't let it do that. Don't If she lied
to you, that's fine. Man, Gonna do what you're gonna do.
Y'all ain't gonna make it no way, But don't try
this revenge mode. Call her another woman's name.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Boy boy, All right, great advice.

Speaker 8 (27:26):
Elo last one amber in East Point says, my husband
smokes cigars, and the terrible taste from the cigars is
messing up our intimacy. I love to kiss my husband,
but I hate leftover cigar breath. I turned my head
away from him during sex, and he said, I'm over reacting.

(27:47):
Should I give him an ultimatum about cigars and our
sex life?

Speaker 11 (27:50):
Please?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I've had it, Yes, give it to it. I've had it. Yes,
what happens to give it to him? The cigars not
like coffee. So see now I have to travel with
a certain kind. They got smokers mints out there and
then they got listerine strips. Got to keep constantly and
then see, as soon as you smoke, you need to

(28:13):
go somewhere and do some dental hygiene. As soon as
you smoke, you gotta go to these little bathrooms and
do stuff right here.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
A beautiful tip. Now it's nasty, but it's a beautiful tip.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Get yourself one of those thick napkins at a public
ressroom and run it under some water and put your
ass some soap on it, and just put.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
It in your mouth and move it around. You gotta
you gotta wash your mouth.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Out, not literally, you're literally watching your mouth out with.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
It if you want to keep your breath. Okay, well
you can talk to these folks after this cigar.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Just try a country. It is a country assthma. My
father taught it to me, and your brothers taught it
to me. And that's how you do it. If you're
out and about, you can do it. It ain't that bad.
It's just soap, you know, it's just soap. It's bacterial soap.
It's clean. It gets with a bacteria.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Boom boom boom.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
That's how you do it. If you're on the golf course,
every golf course in the country club. They got mister
ene and breath stuff and disposable toothbrushes in that.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
But you got to do that.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
And no, she's not overreacting, that's real. And if you
let it sit in your mouth for hours, you smell
like a trash can.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
All right, am I smoking?

Speaker 11 (29:33):
Sit?

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Don set it down, Go get another one. You can't
do that with sex. You can't start putting her down
and go get another one.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
See how long that marries Heller. This is Steve harven
More on the show Man. Ain't nobody playing with y'all?
I do not have a problem with false teeth, but
you can't take them out on the first day.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
You can't take them out with me. Ever, at no point,
because I ask at.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Dinner you reach a in your head, pull a whole
row of damn teeth out, Just set them down on
the table.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't give a damn if you don't put them
in glads. You can wrap them up in your handkerchief,
put them in your top pocket. I don't give a damn.
If you know how to spin them teeth on your
finger like a basketball.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
And you want to be sitting up in.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Here and watching your teeth go around, you'll come right.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half,
all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
This is according to want me to let that marinate
for a minute.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
According to the latest data from you Gov's omnibus research,
most Americans find themselves attractive.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
They say they look good. You know, they're fairly attractive.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
But they say, and they say, they're not overly concerned
with the opinions of others about their looks.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Okay, all right, take that clearly.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
The stories about Tommy, I don't really and you see
where were he had to go in there first?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Because we've discussed the attractiveness before several times. Tommy is
one of the over fifty percent people who find himself attracted.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's no, Steve, I'm fine. That's the same thing attractive, being.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
More color the whole level.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He finds more Carlos in his mind. Yeah, someone's attracted.
But if you say they're fine, who why.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
You don't want me to be fine?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Because you know, won't you? I don't see how you qualified.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Let's run down the list.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
First of all, to be fine, damn near everybody. See
you got to say that. That's for start.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah see see listen, No.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
No, no, no, let me tell you it's shammo. Its
chestnut and then me I'm right there.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Wait right who so hold up and boo too, No, no,
hold up, ladies. So let me give you a short
list of who he in front of. Denzel washed you.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
I was gonna hell thank you, Brad, hold on, Dinzel.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
He did because he got ski that's he didn't.

Speaker 10 (32:20):
Because he got skills and he and he walked the
women like how he walked that hat swag.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Understand when the last.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Time some woman said you, I shoun't like the way
you talk?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Walk?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Anybody ever said they like the way you walk?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Surely do I not walk? How hard she get off
the floor?

Speaker 11 (32:44):
How hard she.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Natural?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
You can walk?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Come on, Washington walk, Yes, President Obama can walk.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna give bread hard.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
He can walk?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
You know, let me stop.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
Yeah you heard Steve has a fool saying he.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Got a wallet in his pocket. Then he could First
of all, I don't care a wallet. That's how much
money I got?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Dang you you open up now, that's why not much
money I got.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Why I know your money? You say, but you got
a water. Why would I have a wallet?

Speaker 6 (33:33):
I can't fit it.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Come on, you got a while. He got too much
money for a while. But over there, I don't need
a wallet, Tommy, it's me.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
But don't add a wallet. Don't put a wallet, tell
me because that will just add to it.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You know, you know I got some money in my wallet.
You don't need that. I got money in my wallet.
When he got in here walking, he don't have a wallet.

Speaker 11 (34:02):
Food.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
If he puts, If Tommy puts the wallet in his
back pocket, is just gonna add to it.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
What my walk should. Come ahead, you put a wallet
in your back pocket. This is like having a pole
on the bike.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Don't do it, Tommy.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You don't have a great walk. My walk is bad,
I say the band. You just don't have a great walk.
You gotta high ass.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
You want to have a great walk with you? Shut up,
junr you all get junior, shutting up? Do your walk, raggedy,
you ain't gonna walk. Okay, okay, Tommy, listen to me,
Kim kar dash it. Oh look see right there? Does
okay okay, ladies.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, ladies.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
You heard his reaction to Kim. Okay, call it Shirley
and mona nephew Tommy.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
No, you did it wrong though, You just all right.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
I'm gonna try to get set it up right, hold on,
hold on, Tommy, Timmy, listen to this Kim called dashing.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
All right, ladies, Monica, Shirley and call nephew Tommy, Surty Strawberry.
You better, you better, chills. You can cricket me, shir
No say another name, Monica.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
You're gonna hold on, ladies, but y're gonna ladies quiet
Moore's chestnut.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Whoa lad Yes, lord, yes, let's go white ladies. Brad Pitt, Yes, yes, yes,
yes ladies.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
President Barack Obama, yes, small, yes, yes, I know that
the your ass. See Tommy, when you find damn that,
everybody has a reaction to it. Yeah, when you walk
in the room, Tommy, Tommy Hallie, beg God, Jennifer Lopez,

(36:18):
Jannet Jackson, you better ask somebody to see where I'm going. Yes,
I set I got it. I got Tommy card b
see I can go right on to see see see
I know where you at. Yea, all the names his
name is, I say one for you.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's just elbl.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I thought you were gonna say more than your favorite. Yes,
I got one for y'all.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
I got one for y'all. I got I got one
of y'all.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Thomas Mile, young kids, my behind. I'm telling y named.
Draw the name on your drive.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
And hey everybody, we'll be back with the Morning show
and Tommy Love.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
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Speaker 1 (37:46):
It is time now guys were rounded. Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Would you rather run run three miles before sex? Or
would you rather run three miles after sex?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I can't run three miles either way.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
If I run three miles we not having sex, and
then how can I run three miles after six Quinn,
all I do is turn over and go to sleep.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
So now I'm trying to figure out what is all
this running for.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Well, Tommy is the runner. Maybe we should ask him.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Okay, go ahead, I'm mind.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'm going before before, before, and you want to be tired,
you want.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I'll be okay.

Speaker 10 (38:30):
It's the same amount of time whether I run it
before or after, it's gonna be the same seven minutes.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Same.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
You yourself a cold, I'm a cold.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Seven all right?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Come on before or after? Definitely before, Yeah, definitely before.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
I can't run after se I can't even talk.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
You doing there?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
I can't even hear if you say I ain't gonna move,
I can't even hear.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
After that.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It's Harvey Steve.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Either all right?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Would you rather be missing a few teeth? Or would
you rather your ex?

Speaker 11 (39:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Really, your ex be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I need no tea sitting up in there. I ain't
got to say nothing. I've been there before anyway. Yeah,
I had a whole lot of things given I didn't
talk to.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Her, So.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Set directly across from it right next to help help
fix a plate too, we're.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Not insinuating with this holes in my head though. It
ain't what we're find to do. Damn teeth missing, corner
teeth out and all that. No, we ain't doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Right there, he thought important.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Front teeth gone. Now we ain't fish.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You want to enjoy your dinner very much?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Past green beans? All right?

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Would you rather live in a big old castle in
the hood, or would you rather live in a tiny
house in an upscale area.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I'm going in the hood with the castle, are you.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Yeah, Yeah, I ain't gonna be in a tiny house
out in the neighborhood. All the white people looking at
my broke ass. Y'all ain't gonna take my house and
haul me and my house off, y'all. Ain't no way
I'm out there now. I've got the smallest house. All
the white people out there.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And what did you say yesterday? You're in the kitchen
and someone's in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah, you sitting up in there.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
You ever been seeing them tiny houses?

Speaker 5 (40:51):
You open up, you open up the uh, you open
up a little trunk and it's actually the toilet, but
it's stove sitting.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
In here fryday as.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Sugar, honey, gotta go you're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 8 (41:10):
All right, Steve, what's the house guest or person coming
by for Thanksgiving that that you're not looking forward to?

Speaker 11 (41:17):
Sing? Who is it?

Speaker 6 (41:18):
My mother in law sister's husband?

Speaker 11 (41:22):
What?

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Who is that? Though? I don't even think it's Ernest?

Speaker 12 (41:29):
Why?

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Because I watched him the whole time he did.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, your mother in law's a dream. I love her,
we love her and.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Law. Yeah, my father in law is the best. Love
and daddy I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,
we're happy.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
We enjoy each other.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
They can stay in my house long as they want.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I love them.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
But her sister.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Husband, what's wrong?

Speaker 6 (41:53):
I don't know, that's what. That's what's wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So they come to dinner and they do what what's
he doing?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
We was having a prayer one time. My mama in
law said, let's all whole hands. Now, you know, a
huge kitchen, about twenty people. Everybody go around and say
what they think. Yes, okay, Now I ain't like this
here because there's too many people. And I didn't know
half the people that was in the circle. So and
I really don't care what you're grateful for, because dinner

(42:23):
is ready, and we can talk about this while we eat,
you know, but what is all this beforehand? And it
got around to everybody, and this one lady took a
long time, but hers was the best. So I broke
from the circle and started clapping because I wanted to
try to end it with applause, right, and you're not

(42:43):
supposed to clap doing prayer, But I just tried to
wrap it up.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
I got fee and it kept going. And I'm holding
this dude's hand now.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I don't know nothing wrong with him until it got
to him and he started talking about what he was
grateful for.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
He said.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
He said, I'm grateful for the weather and that we
had these jackets home, and that the fact that you know,
everything at the grocery store is fresh, and that we
can go go by there. And I think I thank
him for my cards too, that come on in the

(43:24):
morning and take us safe. And then I want to
thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in
the bag. Sometime now I'm sitting there, Oh lord, I'm
looking upside his head, but my whole body trimming because
everybody got their head down except winting.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Looking up in full blown hollow mode.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Daddy and me.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Face tore up out over here. My whole body shaken.
I'm laughing so hard, trying not to blurt it out.
Give my mother in law, she holding my hand on
the other side, she squeezes my hand to try to
help me through it. That ain't stopping nothing.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
I got this man.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Then my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and
he starts snickering.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
My sons. Me and my sons is in hollow mood.
Boy this to us.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Yeah, and I've given them full permission and laughing stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
So I look over to the left of the circle
and my wife is glaring at me with two little
green eyes. I'm talking about glaring. You don't squid if
you don't pull it together, like when she said that.
And then I thank the Lord. I got to tune
up the other.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I had.

Speaker 6 (44:59):
I had to let every out of head go and
leave a circuit.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I gotta tune up.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
Yeah, thank god, I got.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
To tune up.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
The other day. I went in my office.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm hollering, it's something wrong with that dude. I'm hollering.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Next thing I look up, wenting in the office with
me because he couldn't handle.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
The I love it.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
That was it.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
I love it?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
So you don't want him to come by this year?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Man, please don't.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Speak? Yeah right, Steve.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Harvey more on the show man. Ain't nobody playing with y'all.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of
this show.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
A lot of Lost eight listeners because you don't get
the joke.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I'm not apologizing for.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Nothing, and I ain't preparing no, I'm sorry statement I
tell Joe for a living.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
And if you didn't like the joke, tune in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I have others.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Coming up.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
At about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry
letter for today and the subject is Alexa call my Bay.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Got that Alexa called my bay right now?

Speaker 8 (46:16):
Though it is the nephew he is here with today's
Frank phone called what you got Nest.

Speaker 10 (46:21):
Sureley giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin ben to
yall ready for this head listen to me?

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Oh hello, Hello, who is this this Glenda?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Who is this this Benjie? I'm college is this purse?
Though you know she's down here right now.

Speaker 12 (46:43):
But this is her daughter?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Is there a problem? Oh no, this this this Benjie.
This Mama Mama Loah's nephew. Who its Belanda? Mama Mama
Loa jo? I ain't it?

Speaker 12 (46:57):
Ain't correct Mama Lords and miss Purvis.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Okay, I'm being here. I'm I'm her nephew from the
other side of the family. You say your name was
now gladd Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in?

Speaker 12 (47:08):
We should be there by the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Okay? Uh is missus Purvis? Is she is your mama
making the dressing?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (47:16):
She's making enough for about forty five people. We actually
this was discussed about a month.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Ago, right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call and and
I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
No, she's not here. What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Oh? Okay, they're not gonna they're not gonna need her
to do the to do the dressing.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
And why wouldn't they need her to do this? She
would make it for ten years.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
We did.

Speaker 12 (47:49):
We just discussed this, So what do you.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Mean they say that they got somebody down here that's
gonna do the dressing, especially since y'all traveling, y'all ain't
got to bring it, you know, and be traveling with it.
But they got somebody gonna do the dressing.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your benie?

Speaker 9 (48:04):
What is your name?

Speaker 11 (48:05):
That?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Well, no, my name Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
But but but like I say, I'm on the other
side of the fat, I ain't on y'all side.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you calling
me because she's been making the dresser for ten years,
like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
don't even know you.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Okay, Well, when I'm trying to explain to you, just
right here is daddy they got so y'all ain't got
to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna
bring They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
So in other word, what you know, if you can
tell miss prairivis she ain't got to worry about the dressing.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
This year.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
she's been making dressing for ten years, that child said,
y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this
year because we're driving now. We drive every year, So
I'm not gonna do that to her. So, I mean,
I don't I don't even know who you are to
be calling me anyway. Why isn't somebody calling me that
I know regarding it?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Okay, okay, you gunned the right, I am blend us.
All right, listen, let me say this because I don't
mind saying what what everybody thinking, what most people don't
want to say. Let me just say this right here. Really,
what's going on is just right here. A lot of
people in the family you know, don't really don't don't

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really like miss Purvis dressing.

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Benjamin, who else you supposed to be? Let me friend
something near my mama gonna make her dressing, You gonna
keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
So you can tell your family that I said that,
because you understand me.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
and this is what everybody want to do. Don't nobody
want this?

Speaker 12 (49:48):
Nick house? We had a meeting dress. She been making
it ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess
what one of them up in that house. Nobody better
not be walking up and through that're talking about my
mama either. Ain't you gonna go eat it?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Okay? But see right there? Why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't
like it, you don't eat That's how I know I
know you?

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Well, I don know no Benjamin Benjie.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Who I'm mama Layd's nephew from the other side of.

Speaker 12 (50:19):
The family exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
And I don't know you, okay, And it really really
to the bad all that I don't really know you.
But I'm but I'm but I'm maning up. I'm maning
up to call you and tell you what we're gonna
do and what we ain't gonna do.

Speaker 12 (50:32):
Well, I know what I ain't. I say it was
and I repeat it again. She's gonna be said dress,
you gonna eat it? If we're gonna go all mine day?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
be hard for you to understand. What you grew up
with liking everybody else might not.

Speaker 12 (50:49):
Like people say what you want to. I ain't gonna
even remember you, so you ain't not like it because
you ain't done around. But she making dress now.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
already be something more dressing here.

Speaker 12 (51:03):
Okay, okay, and she gonna make country and said, and
we gonna see.

Speaker 11 (51:06):
Down and we got you.

Speaker 12 (51:10):
Just cussing my fron in that I got to say,
because you're not gonna hurt my mama's feeling.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Okay, that ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
And we aren't gonna get that anyway.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Heiny, look, I'm finna say this here because everydalner you
ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you, I'm gonna
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I wish you would.

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Speaker 8 (56:28):
If you subject Alexa, call my bay do Stephen Shirley.
I'm dating a forty seven year old player. We've been
together for almost two years, and I told him marriage
was the goal for me when we started dating, and
he said he wanted to be married too. I was
at his house over the weekend and we were listening
to music through his phone and his phone rang. He

(56:50):
usually won't have his phone connected to bluetooth because we've
had a mishap before when one of his co workers
called and his bluetooth announced her. It was a late
he named Carmen, and I eventually found out that he
and Carmen had sex before we started dating. He still
hangs out with Carmen, even though he knows I don't
like it. Back to the most recent incident, we were

(57:14):
watching a movie and Alexa announced that he had a
call from quote my Bay. He calls his niece Bay
and she calls him a lot to ask for money.
But my intuition kicked in and I wanted to be
sure it was his niece. He took a shower and
his phone was still connected to the bluetooth. I went
to the front of the house and said, Alexa, call

(57:37):
my bab. I got Carmen's voicemail. I confronted him in
the shower and he calmly told me I was dead
wrong for what I did and I should lead because
I was not about to ruin his weekend. I left,
and days later he still has not addressed who Carmen
is to him. He jokingly tells me that I'm crazy,

(57:58):
but he still loves me. He keeps asking me to
come over and said he can't sleep without me. I'm
not going to let this slide. Why is she my bay?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Should I leave him alone and let Carmen have him?

Speaker 11 (58:12):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (58:16):
All right, come on, Sis, You're not anything special necessarily
to this man.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Because you said yourself, he's a player.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
It's nothing wrong with you wanting to get married and
letting him know how you feel about that. But because
of his track record with Carmen and god knows who else,
he is not a good candidate to be your husband.
He's forty seven years old, still out here in these streets.
If he's doing it, now, what do you think this
so called playa is going to do if you were

(58:45):
to marry him?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
More of the same.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
When people show you who they are, you've heard the
saying please believe them. Okay, I think you're wasting your
time with this guy. You also said this is not
the first incident, and after you confronted him in the shower,
he kicks you out. He said you should leave because
he didn't want you to ruin his weekend, never addressing
you know the fact that Carmen is listed as his

(59:09):
bay and he still sees her. I think he's still
hanging out with Carmen. You said he was, And what
do you think they're doing when they're hanging out? We
say on this show all the time, especially Steve, men
and women can't be friends. So I think you have
a decision to make because you really don't want to
waste two more years with him and miss Carmen, do you?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
So let this go?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Steve, let me start at the bottom of the letter.
Alexa called my bay. I'm not going to let this slide.
Why is she my bay? Should I leave him alone
and let Carmen have him? Well, you don't have to
leave him alone to do that. Carmen already got it,

(59:54):
and you do too. This is a letter of simply
you don't want to believe what you heard. That's all
this is. You just don't want to believe what you heard.
You're dating a forty seven year old player.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
You ain't hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
You ain't hear that you wrote it. I'm dating a
forty seven year old player. You don't want to believe
what you heard. You don't want to believe what you read.
We've been together almost two years and I told him
marriage was the goal for me when we started dating,
and he said he wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
To be married too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yeah, but he did not tell you he wanted to
be married to you. You didn't hear that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
You ain't believe that when you heard it. He said
he wanted to be married too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
He didn't say to who, And he didn't say to you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
He is not one time told you he wanted to
marry you. He said his goal is to be married.
He just did not say to you. I was at
his house over the weekend and we listened to music
through his phone and his phone right he usually won't
have his phone connected to Bluetooth?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Who do that? Who do that? Lord?

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Who do that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Because we had a mishap before. We had a.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Mishap before and he's still One of his coworkers calling
Bluetooth announced her it was a lady named Carmen. I
eventually found out he and Carmen had sex before we
started dating. He still hang out with Carmen even though
he know I don't like it. You what, wait a minute,
what part of this you don't believe? You just said
you found out that him and Carmen had sex before

(01:01:41):
y'all started dating.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
He still hanging out with Coming even though he know
I don't like it. You didn't like having sex with Corming,
but he did.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
One more time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
You didn't like having.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Sex with Coming, but he did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
He still hang out with her even though he know
I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
You ain't supposed to like it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
He do, But you didn't hear that. You don't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
You don't want to believe nothing you hear.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Back to the most recent incident, were watching the movie
and Alexa announced that he had a call from my babe.
He calls his niece Bae, and she calls him a
lot to ask some money. My tuition kicked in. I
wanted to be sure it was his niece. He took
a shower and his phone was still connected to the
blue tooth?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
What hang on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Right there?

Speaker 10 (01:02:36):
Lord?

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Who do that?

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject Alexa,
call my bay.

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
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Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject Alexa, call my bay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
This woman doesn't want to believe nothing. She here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
She's dating a forty seven year old player. You told
him you wanted marriage as to go when y'all started dating.
He said he wanted to be married too. You say,
he's a forty seven year old player. You didn't hear that.
He said he wanted to be married too, But he
didn't say to you. You didn't hear that. You was
at his house listening to music through the phone, his
phone ring. He usually don't have his phone connect to

(01:04:00):
the bluetooth because we had a mishap before. Once you
had one mishap with me, you ain't finna have this
one again. So now whenever you come over my phone,
ain't finna be on connected on nothing. One of his
coworkers call his bluetooth announcing, lady, ain't Calming. I eventually
found out that he in Come and had sex before
we started dating. He still hangs out with Calming even

(01:04:22):
though he no, I don't like it, He still hang
out with Coming. What do you think him in calm
and is doing when they hanging out? Right, they had
sex together before you started dating. Now you're dating that
he still hang out with her, and he know I
don't like it, But he do though, But he dude,

(01:04:50):
though he know I don't like him having sex with Come,
you ain't got to like the sex with Come.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
He likes the sex with Come, and he not giving
calm and up.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Back to the most recent and we're watching the movie
and the lex announced that he had a call from
my babe. He calls his niece Bathe and she calls
him a lot to ask for money, but my two
inches kicked My intuition kicked in, and I wanted to
be sure it was his niece. He took a shower
and his phone was still connected to the bluetooth. Lord,
have messa, Jesus what you just said in the letter.
We had a mishap before, now again you had a mishap,

(01:05:26):
and now a third time.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
He don't give a damn bout you at all.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Because there's no way he should be in that shower,
and that phone not dunc tate to his thigh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
It's no way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
To his thigh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Why he taking the shower on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Solid and airplane mode. Make sure I went to the
I w took a shower, his phone was taking it.
I went to the front of the house, said Alexa,
called my babe. I got Calmon's voicemail. I confronted him
in the shower, and he calmly told me, hey, baby,

(01:06:08):
you dead wrong for what you did, and you know what.
I want you to leave because now I'm not about
you not about to ruin my weekend with all this out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I ain't got to have you over.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
Here doing this here because Carmen can come over here,
and ain't she ain't no drunk I.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Left, and days later, he has still not addressed who
Calming is. To him, calm it is my babe. What
you don't see, we see it. He still has not
addressed who Calmed is. Carming is my bab that I
had sex withfore I started dating with you that you

(01:06:44):
didn't like, but I do, And so I'm still hanging
out with her. And what you think we hanging out doing?
He jokingly tells me that I'm crazy, but he still
loved me. He jokingly listen to me. He chokingly tells
you you crazy, but he still loved me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
You does that sound girl?

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
You gravey? I love you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
He's so great.

Speaker 11 (01:07:13):
I love you. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Coming come?

Speaker 11 (01:07:19):
Come?

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Talking about coming? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
You know I love you.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
That's what he did.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Yeah, he keeps asking me to come over and said
he can't sleep without you. Listen to what you're saying.
He keeps asking me to come over and say he
can't sleep without you. He keep asking you to come
over because he can't sleep without you. Were commenate that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
His baby.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
That he had sex week before y'all started dating and
then you found out that you don't like it, But
he still hang out with her because he like her sex.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Here's the next line. Why is she my bait?

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Because she has sex with him and no drama? Should
I leave him alone and let Carmen have him. You
ain't got to leave him to do that. Carmen already
got him. You don't have to leave him and let
Carmen have him. Carmen has him. Which part of this
letter did you not believe lady?

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
All of it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
Because I believed it all. So now let's have him.
Let no matter what happens, no matter what, Alexa say,
watch me fix it. Go ahead, Shirley, call her say
something that that, y'all. Alexa phone ring. I'm sitting here
with this girl and I'm my Alexa ring and you
know it's a woman. But I've watched me talking out it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Go ahead?

Speaker 12 (01:08:42):
Maybe who is that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I heard a female voice?

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
Who is that? Oh there wasn't no female.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
I clearly heard a woman.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
No, No, that's my nephew.

Speaker 11 (01:08:53):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Your nephew would be a man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Or Hey, slow down, baby, If we accept him, you
don't have to accept him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
What are you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Is next?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Alexa?

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Quick?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Who is beg? Babe? Yeah, babe, you read the letter?
Bay is my niece? Why is your niece. Why do
you call your niece Bee? I'm listening because her real
name is.

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
On that.

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(01:10:45):
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(01:11:09):
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(01:11:40):
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There's a lot of men who don't feel that way
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(01:12:08):
men who are raising children that don't belong to them.
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And there's a man out there for you. But you
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because that's not true. It's not after they find out. See,

(01:12:28):
but what's good for you as you're finding this out
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(01:12:49):
everything is going on. And kill the baby talk because
it makes a lot of men come to you quicker.

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A little bit more authoritative.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Hey, cheaters, this one's for you.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
Listen up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Check this out, cheaters.

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There is a new job for special investigators whose main
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of professional what women that's right, attempt to seduce a
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of their husband's faithfulness or unfaithfulness. The women are called

(01:13:53):
get this name, I love it, loyalty inspectors, and they
have become popular on various social networks because their usual
young attractive women. Loyalty inspectors usually will slide into their
targets d M and then take screenshots of any conversations
and photos that proves the husband is a cheater. So, guys,

(01:14:14):
you have Instagram accounts, do women slide into your d ms?

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
I don't even know what.

Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Good answer, guy, good answer, But that ain't the talk.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
At the same time, me, but I think that's some
what what I think that's some lowdown ass mess right there.
That ain't really no layalty check. You know, that's called entrapment.
That's against the law, even illegally. But you know you
can't entrap a man. You entice the man, tease the man,
lay it out there. Then he started playing with you

(01:14:50):
with some comeds. Now you screen shot them and stuff. Frank,
I think that's trifle his hands. I don't make a man,
not lawyer. They're making weak. Thank, ain't got no g
d M. I don't even know where it's at.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
You know it's.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
A g d M, and you know you don't tell
him what you say. Shall this time, I.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Was saying it's d M because I thought you were
supposed to just scroll on Instagram and just look at stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
That's how I'll be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Oh I'm I'm on my spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Yeah, that's that's for women to do.

Speaker 11 (01:15:41):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
That's a whole nother level of gotcha. Yeah, I wonder
how much loyalty, uh inspectors get paid.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
That loyalty is crap. Well see, but hold up though,
but what I'm thinking if I did, i'd be good at.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
But but but but see, but what are they.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Their employees that are doing a job. Yeah, they're just
doing their job. What's recuarding their job description?

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
So so let me so let me say this right here.

Speaker 13 (01:16:18):
M hm.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
The number one reason that me and cheat and I
said this before, is because there are so many women
willing to cheat with them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
So y'all little sisterhood, y'all trying to form. If y'all
would be loyal to each other, we wouldn't even have
half these damn problems.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Hell yeah, I don't here y'all defend them helpless, go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
On, They're doing their job, Steve.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
No what I'm They do their jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
They do their work by you, some real work, while
your work is in the destruction of other people.

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Look, it's coming to the US next year.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
It's been in Brazil, it's been here.

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Have you ever heard problem your girlfriends?

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
That's what it is. Get where I saw him at?

Speaker 11 (01:17:23):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
You know, I don't know why you guys are mad.
I mean they are, man, Yeah, but I am proud though,
to approve something.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
And then you know, y'all the ones out there tripping
ladies married me and alone. Mind your damn business. Get
you a husband all over here making websites and stuff.
Get a website and get your ass a husband. Get
you some damn get you a whole direct.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Get you a It's on the Steve Harby Morning Show
right afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Hey, thanks for spending your Thanksgiving with the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):

Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
We're getting in the holiday spirit, of course, and there's
a new trend for some But Steve, I think you've
been doing this for a while at your house. Studies
show that only one Christmas tree just isn't enough this year,
and homeowners plan to fill their homes with multiple Christmas trees.
Decor experts wade in and agree that the Christmas joy

(01:18:33):
needs to be spread beyond just the living room.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Trees belong all over your home, like in the bedroom,
places like that. So so my question to you is
do you agree with this? And how many trees are
you guys going to put.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Up this year? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Good hair your main tree and then you can have
little trees. Marchin's done that before.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
We got the main tree. We have like smaller trees somewhere,
maybe two, something like that. I've seen. It's just festive.
It just makes you feel good all over. It's just
once a year, you know. But if you can't afford
to get that one damn tree and be quiet, damn
this article. You ain't got to read every article and
use it. No, I wish to hel My mom would

(01:19:16):
have went in there and told my daddy she want
two trees this year. We're gonna buy two damn trees for.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
What you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Well, really having a long time getting on this little
tight ass house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Now the hell.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
We're gonna sit on porch, No roll on them gonna
still if you put it on that porch, because they gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Think it's some boxes up under there. So we don't
need to put the port.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
All right, So do what makes you feel happy and
in the spirit. All right, we'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll play around it. Would you rather?
Right after this?

Speaker 9 (01:19:55):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
It is time now guys were around it. Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Would you rather run run three miles before sex? Would
you rather run three miles after sex?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
I can't run three miles either way.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
If I run three miles we not having sex, and
then how can I run three miles after six quen.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
All I do is turn over and go to sleep.
So now I'm trying to figure out what is all
this running for.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Well, Tommy's the runner. Maybe we should ask him.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Okay, go ahead, I'm mind.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
I'm going before before.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
You want to be tired?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
You want?

Speaker 10 (01:21:13):
It's the same amount of time when I run it
before I out, it's gonna be the same seven minutes, same.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
You yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
I'm a cold seven all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Come on before or after?

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Definitely before?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Definitely, yeah, definitely before.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
I can't run after. I can't even talking.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
What are you doing in there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
I can't even hear you said, I ain't gonna move.
I can't even hear after that. It's Harvey Steve, all.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Right, would you rather be missing a few teeth or
would you rather be x?

Speaker 13 (01:22:04):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:22:04):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Your ex be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
I need a tee sitting up in there. I ain't
got to say nothing. I've been before anyway. Yeah, I'd
had a whole lot of things given I didn't talk to.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Her, So.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Set directly across from.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
It, right next to help help fix a plate too.
We're not insinuating with this. Holes in my head though.
That ain't what we're find to do. Damn teeth missing, corner, teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Out and all that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
No, we ain't doing anything like that at important yes,
teeth going, No, we ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Fin You want to enjoy your dinner very much?

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Past green beans? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
Would you rather live in a big old castle in
the hood or would you rather live in a tiny
house in an upscale area?

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Casting I'm going in the hood with that castle, yeah,
are you?

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Yeah, I ain't gonna be in a tiny house out
of this neighborhood. All the white people looking at my
broke ass.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Y'all ain't gonna take my house and haul me in
my house off, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Ain't the house got no way I'm out there with.
Now I've got the smallest house.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
All the white people out there, And what did you
say yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
You're in the kitchen and someone's in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
Yeah, you're sitting up there. You haven't been seeing the
tiny houses.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
You open up you, you open up the u You
open up a little trunk and it's actually the toilet,
but it's stove.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
Sitting in here frying these age and shippen pney of ice.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
You see me in this kitchen, cook and get your
outside the glue bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Y'all have.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Talk to God you'd love to hear, because that's.

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
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