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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given the bush. Yeah, listen to.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't join.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You love, you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Gotta turn'd to turn the mouth turn you probably got
to turn mouth turn out of the money up.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, ah huh, I sure will.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
digging now. One and only Steve Harley got a radio show.
I was talking with my wife and she said something
her father always used to tell her, just because you
can do something don't mean you should do it. I
can't tell you how many times I've had to learn
that in my life. You know, just because you can

(02:26):
do something does not necessarily mean you should do it.
I could tell people off oftentimes, but it don't mean
I should do it. I could go here and set
the record straight a lot of times, but it don't
mean I should do it. Well, I've learned a lot
in that lesson, folks, And because I have a relationship

(02:50):
with my creator, what it's done is it's allowed me
to learn even more how to stay still on a
lot of issues that's troubling me. I've learned it the
hard way. I do want you to understand that that
sometimes it's better to be still. Sometimes it's better to
just let God handle the situation now. And I know
it's hard to say because we think as people, but

(03:12):
if I do this, I would feel better.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
If I do this now, they'll feel how I feel. See.
But that's not always the best way though. I found
in my life.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Sometimes you gotta like old people used to say, you
gotta let go and let God. I'm gonna tell you something, man,
I learned a lot from my mother being a Sunday
school teacher. But you know, at the same time, when
she was when I was young, I thought she was
just an old person just talking to me. I didn't
get it. You know how your parents used to talk
to you and you didn't get it, and they used
to always say, well, wait till you have your own kids,

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you will get it then, and sure enough you got
it then.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well I'm the same way. I'm no different you know.
I don't have no different life than you.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
You.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't have no different upbringing in you. I don't
have no different ways.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
That I can live and you can't you know I
got to live by the same laws of the land
you gotta live by. I gotta obey the principles of success.
If I want to be successful, I gotta bam. And
you know, if I want to go to heaven, I
gotta do what God tell me to do as many
times as I can. Now, you ain't gonna get it
all right, but you understand that, and I just get
on with the best I can. But so many times, man,

(04:17):
we get stuck right down, man, worrying about you know,
how it's gonna come across and what you know, you know,
kind of going around here because I'm trying to find
a way to tell you this that you won't get twisted.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
The bottom line, you gotta.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Let go and let God. You have to allow him
to do it his way. See, I thought myself to
a certain point, but to go further, I had to
let God have it. I found out I wasn't all
that good a driver. I found out I wouldn't all
that good of a explore with a map.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I had to let go.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
I had to let God. And you gotta understand that
God works in mysterious ways. How often had I thought
it was over for me. But what God was doing
was he was teaching me a lesson. He was showing
me something that I needed to know. He was allowing
me to experience some things. But he didn't let me
go under. You know how they say, God and never
put more on you than you can bear. He won't

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let you go under you know. It's like the scripture
that Bishop Alma taught me when I was going through
that traumatic thing on the internet. Man, it was really
really man trying to destroy what I had worked for
and my family and this new life that God had
presented me.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
And the devil is busy. The devil don't like to
see you happy. So here he comes.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
He puts you under attack, and he comes in and
that and everything, and my kids are suffering, but you know,
here comes God. Though see, God don't put more on
you than you can bear. And Bishop Olmer sent me
a scripture, He sent me Isaiah forty three one and two.
And in that scripture it says to the effect that
you can walk through the water the rivers, and the

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water won't overcome you. But then it said you can
walk through the fire and you will not get burned,
nor will kindling set upon your clothes. I learned something
very valuable that day. See, God sent me through something,
but he was showing me something too.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now he didn't do it.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
God didn't bring that calamity into my life because in
Isaiah fifty four seventeen it says clearly that if anyone
comes against you, it will not be my doing. Now,
this is what he promised you when people come for you, though, see,
and this is what I learned. That's why I have
no fear of the people coming anymore because I learned that.
But God had to send me through a traumatic experience

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in order for me to learn that. You can't have
a testimony without a test you know what I'm saying.
You can't learn nothing without a lesson. So what he
did was he allowed that internet thing come across crossed
into my life. But he taught me something. And Isaiah
forty three to one and two was and you could
walk through the fire and not get burned, nor will
kindling set upon your clothing. So what that said to

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me was, even though you trying to do me and
it's fire all around me, I won't burn. But when
it's over, kindling won't set upon your clothing. What that
showed me was not only would I walk through the
fire and not get burned, but there will be no
signs that I was ever in the fire. There's no
signs of it. But not hold up though. Now he

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go to park though that I had to learn, even
though you can walk through the fire, y'all, and even
though you're being flames and scorching all around you, if
you trust him, he ain't gonna let you burn.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
But now hear what he did not say. Though he
did not say that.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
It was not going to be uncomfortably hot, wickedly hot
in there. He ain't say that. He just said you
won't burn, and when it's over, it won't be no
signs that you was in the fire. See what happened
to me was after they tried to destroy me, let
me show you what God did for me. Not only
did they not accomplish what they set out to do,

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but when it was through with me, though, when they
was through throwing the gas and throwing the fire, throwing
the hate and writing it and lining and creating all
these names for themselves so it could look like most
people is hating, when they got.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Through it all that man, look what he did to me.
Look what he did.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Fum me because he taught me something that day, and
I'm sharing it with you because God will do the
same thing for you. But you gotta trust him though.
You got to get in there and you got to
let him do it. You gotta let him handle it. So,
just like Pop Bridge just taught my wife Marjorie, just
because you can do something, don't mean y'all to do something.
Yeah you could go down there and straighten them out,
but should you though? Yeah, you can go down there

(08:32):
and tell them all. Yeah, you can go down stand
up and make sure they know it's your voice, that
they hear it, and you can get in their face
and make a scene.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
But should you though, or should you let go and
let God?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
So before we run all out in the streets and
somebody go out there and do something crazy, let's hold tight.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Now.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
I'm not saying don't go out there, but you gotta
watch who you go out there with. But you can
go down there with peace in your heart. Somebody decided
I'm gonna throw a brick through here and bust a window.
Hold up, partner, hold up thing what we're down here doing.
So see, sometimes man, you gotta let go and you
gotta let God. You gotta let God have situations sometimes
and you get in there and do the things that
He tell you to do. See bish Rowman and taught

(09:11):
me a lot. He had another book out and he said,
you know, knowing God's Voice or something like that. I'm
not sure the title, but I never really knew the
definition of how do you know it is God's voice
talking to you? Well, he clearly made a statement. God's
voice has no sining in it. Whenever you're talking about
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna get

(09:32):
him back. If it's sining in it, God ain't in it.
See that's you now. God's voice has no sining in it.
So when you say God told me, be careful because
God ain't never told you to go do nothing wrong.
That ain't what he told you.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
And I learned that too. It's a lot. So I'm
just sharing today.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I hope it helps somebody today get through a difficult
time because the show has helped me.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time once again to Steve
Harvey Morning Show is here.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Man.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I'm grateful. Thank you God for another day, another opportunity.
I'm telling y'all, if you start your day with gratitude,
it will have an effect on your attitude, which is
in direct correlation to your altitude. Get your two together,
and what better way to get it together than to
start it with gratitude. I'm grateful this morning, man, for

(10:29):
all the things. Matter of fact, you know what I've
learned this year. I've learned to be grateful for the
difficult times. I knew it, but I've really learned it
this year to be grateful through the difficult times. Because
he's working on stuff on your behalf. You have no idea,
So why complain when he gonna straighten it out anywhere?
You're gonna survive it?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Right on.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Steve Harvey, Marty Show, y'all, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
Mouth of the South, Junior government name kill Space and
the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm under some pressure. I'm under some pressure.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
It's called marriage doog, yeah, yeah, the first and you
know I don't know what to get my wife for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
You ain't not a ball or nobody, go od or nothing.
That's your wife. You get started, you screw you gotta clip,
you gotta clip chalkboard.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Let me ask you, is she thinking the gift got
to be what that wedding was? Is she thinking that way?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (11:27):
No, but it's gonna have to be the first one
gonna have to mean something. Let me ask you a question,
because you asked me a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Uh huh? What have you thought about getting.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
I thought about getting a bracelet, a really nice bracelet
to match your wedding ring?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
What again? What bracelet matches your wedding ring?

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Well, but the diamond cut the diamond, thank you ahead,
it's about twenty that's nice. Now that you heard something
that she wanted though, I heard.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Her say she want a car. I heard that. I
act like I heard that. I swear to god, I
didn't I heard it.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
I heard it.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Well, save the car. I'll just get on the back.
What else you heard or say she wanted?

Speaker 8 (12:20):
I think she really want some jewelry. She just keep
talking about, Oh that's nice. Every time the commercial come
on TV.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Has she pointed at this bracelet? Yes, she's pointed at it.
And that's that's the one you get.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's how you do it. Start. Now, what else what
you're gonna have to go with it?

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Go with it?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You got to put something else with that.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
See, let me explain something to you, juny. That's gonna
be your heavy gift. You want to have like a
pre gift. Something she can open up or you know,
I think, and then she thinks that's it. Then you
open up another little box and she thinks that's it.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Wow. And when she opened up the one she really wanted.
That's how you get bang for your buck. Then she
give me the slippers.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
Yeah, that's all you're gonna get. You gonna let me
ask this, Let me ask, let me ask your questions.
So Junior, y'all got it. Y'all gonna have a tree
in the house. Dog, Yeah, okay, putting it on. So
Junior got good cause. So you think you gonna just
had it one little thing set up on a tree
and that's.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
It as Christmas tree.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
What you should have had that little one love bitty box,
all right, that little box of cracking jacks up under there.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
They all right, you're listening hard Morning show.

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(14:13):
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Speaker 2 (14:22):
All Right, it is time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that Brenk back what
you got for his neph.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Sureley, thanks Giving with cousin Benji. Giving with cousin Benji.
Ll ready for he is listen to it?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh hello, Hello?

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Who is this this Glen?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Who is this this Benjie? I'm college? Is this pre No?
She's doing here right now with this daughter? Is there
a problem? Oh no, this this Benjie. This Mam Mama
Lowa's nephew.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
It's Glende.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Mamallod is mamallolas Jo. I ain't it? Ain't it correct?

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Mama Lord's and miss Perpase sisters.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Okay, I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from the other
side of the family. You say your name? What now,
gladd Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in and.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
We should be there by the afternoon?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Is missus Purvis? Is she is your mama making the dressing?

Speaker 10 (15:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:22):
She's making enough for about forty five people. Actually, this
was discussed about a month ago.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call and I
was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there. No,
she's not here.

Speaker 9 (15:45):
What's wrong?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her to
do the to do the dressing.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
And why wouldn't they needed to do this? She would
make it for ten years?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
We did.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
We just discussed this.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
So what do you mean they say that they got
somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since
y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
do the dressing.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your beie?
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me
Benji but but but, like I say, I'm on the
other side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
calling me. Because she's been making the dressing for ten years,
like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
don't even know you.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you just
right here is that they got so y'all ain't got
to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
in other word, what you know, if you can tell
Miss Perivs, she ain't got to worry about the dressing
this year.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this
year because we're driving now. We drive cavery year, So
I'm not gonna do that to her. So, I mean,
I don't I don't even know who you are to
be calling me anyway. Why getting somebody calling me that
I know regarding this?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Okay, okay, you gunned the right, I am blunders, all right. Listen,
let me say this because I don't mind saying what
everybody thinking, what most people don't want to say. Let
me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
is just right here. A lot of people in the family,
you know, don't really don't don't really like miss Prairi dressing.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Benjamin, who else you supposed to be? Let me sprind
something new. Ma, Mama gonna make your dressing. You gonna
keep that, and we ain't bringing that on with us,
So you can tell your family that I said that
because you want to see me.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on,
and this what everybody want to do.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Don't nobody what didn't Nikau we had a meeting dressing?
She be making it ten years? Ain't nobody been saying nothing?
And guess what one of them in that house Nobody
better not be walking up and through that talking about
my mama either. And yet I'm gonna eat it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Okay, But see right there, why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't
like it, you don't eat this?

Speaker 9 (18:15):
How I know I don't know you well, I don't
know no Benjamin Ding who I want you.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
family exactly. And I don't know you, okay, And it
really really to the bad all that I don't really
know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man up,
I'm mad up the car you and tell you what
we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
Well, I know what I'm I said, and I want
it again. She gonna get that dress. You gonna eat
it if we.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Gonna goin that okay, okay, right there, listen, And I
know this might be hard for you to understand. What
you grew up with liking everybody else might not like.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
People say what you want to. I don't even remember
you know why? So you ain't not like it because
you ain't done around? But she making dressing.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
gonna already be some more dressing.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Here, okay, okay, and she gonna make coun dress said,
and we gonna see down and we got gonna eat
me discussing no further than.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
That, I said.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
I got to say, because you're not gonna wrap my
mama feeling.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
We are going to get anyway.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dinner
you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
gonna say it's clear as I can say. If y'all
come down here with that dress, I promise you we
already got dressing made. Were throwing that dressing in the
trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made
for him, thy blake, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
on dressing the troth and if I find that you
put my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna be some.
If we're gonna set that off, I'm I'm playing with you.
Thats what's so funny to me. I'm the call. Ain't
killing we do on the compas Condon ain't never followed out.
The towns are telling us to bully, but now they're

(20:07):
gonna set you up. I don't even know your count
I guess.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
They sound like you.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Was you the badness in the world, the being being well,
I don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now,
Tim not playing with you. I'm telling you anybody right
my mama feeling it ball be something in there. And
I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be y'all fellow it
down now. But I'm funnering y'all. One.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I say, can I say something else to you?

Speaker 9 (20:35):
I wish you would.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Tell me from the Steve Hallby Morning show. Your cousin
Sheila got me the prank phone called.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
You come me finck you You about to make me say?
Oh that may same given it wasn't gonna being because
I would go to have my brother's work. Yeah, playing

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to be calcilmated.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
One last before I let you go. What is the
baddest And I mean the baddest radio show in the
land Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, You can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year long, warm
hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty

(21:54):
five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,
help a neighbor and me through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
It is time for a Chief Love Officer to answer
some love questions from you. This one's from Donnie and Lexington.
Donnie says, my mother and I own a rental home
in a not so good part of town, and she's
letting one of her old male friends stay in the
house and isn't charging him the full rent. I think
he's a bootlegger because there's a stash of liquor in

(22:24):
the basement and I have watched people come and go
from there. I told my mom it's time to sell
the property, and she got upset. I suspect she might
be part of his underground enterprise. How do I go
against my mom.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You can't. You can't.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked,
how y'all aught it. I don't really understand that. But
your mama is involved in the bootleg operation. It's been
going on in the hood for years. Sun has nothing
to do with you. Go sit your ass down somewhere.
And the reason getting his half rent is because she
in half of the proceeds coming up out that basement. Now,

(23:03):
unless you're gonna start running moonshine, you as ain't got
nothing to do with this man. You take your little
young ass to college and get you an education and
stay out of grown folks business. Next question, all right
in Queen mama's a bootlegger. Yes, she might be running
numbers too. Show you might want to look into.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
That, Jena, and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year
old woman and I bray hair for a living. I
have a forty seven year old boyfriend that works as
a restaurant manager. He referred one of his waitresses to
get her hair done and she paid me in cash
two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving, she
said she was going to thank my man for getting

(23:46):
her hair done. I called him and asked him if
he paid for it, and he denied it. I don't
know who to believe, and I want to beat them both.
Why would she lie about it?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well? What does she she lied about it?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
I don't think that she Well, she said she gonna
go and and forgetting her hair done. Could she have
been said, I want to thank your man for sending
me over here to get my hair done, because you
did such a wonderful job. Cash, she paid in cash,
and yeah, and she.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Thinks her man supply the money for it, paid for it.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, you know, there are some stupid men in this world.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, he denied it. He said he did.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Maybe what you said you maybe that.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I mean, it could be. I just want to thank
him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
a great job. But I don't know if Cash meant
that he gave it to her. You know, he just
recommended that she go.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
What she looked like. You know, that's her last time
doing her hat on. You know that that's her last time.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Yeah, that ain't gonna help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's the last time doing the heir. You can believe that,
But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
What you want?

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
You even have Braden biz as I ain't.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You know?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
She was throwing shade though to gird again.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, Why you sit her over there to
your woman if you're doing something, it's beyond stupidity to me.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
All the place you could have sent them the whole lot.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
Beautifer could braid hair. Wonder she didn't pull it out
when she said that. You couldn't pull the braid right
on back out of there. No, she was walking out
to door.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
You think you're gonna take some braids out of woman's
hair after she just had them done, set there for hours.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I got a whole other news for you. That's a
whole other strawberry letter in she snatched my braid.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's the subject, all right, Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says,
I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and I'm still
having sex with my ex husband. He is remarried, but
his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do,
so we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too
expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate
monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him

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he could get it free if he left his wife
and came back to me. He hasn't called me in
a few days. Is he considering it? Or did I
run him off for good?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Now you ran him off?

Speaker 6 (26:16):
He ran him off. He's your ex for a reason.
He want you for what he got you for, not
for nothing else. You too much with the rest of it.
You just too much. It's too much with you. But
if I can just come over here now, he won
a flat rate, So now you're not really having sex
with your ex husband.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You are the owner and operator of a brothel, and
now you.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Won't And you think he's reconsidering to move back into
the brothel. But if he moved back into the brothel,
they don't just be brothel duties being performed, you talking
and wearing him about other stuff. So, lady and man,
then you got to remember why you all became a
divorce and X is in the first place. And I'm
pretty sure it would have something to do with that

(27:03):
other wife he got.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
How much is she charging him monthly? Don't what is
this car? I don't know?

Speaker 6 (27:10):
But he want a flat rate though, just a monthly rate,
and he won't come over He won't put it on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I just put you on salurady. Then when I come over.
If I come over four five times, that's same as two. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't
do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at
the brothel.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I whole thing. I'm pretty sure I'll pay you as
you go. All a car, yeah, car, all right.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Moving on to Danny and Baltimore. Danny says, I'm twenty
eight years old and my boyfriend and I have been
together for six years. I've been messing around on him,
and I think it's time for us to break up
because he never talks about us having a future together.
When I try to leave him, he cried and has
an attitude for days. I hate to upset him, but

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I don't want a cry baby man that doesn't have
a five year plan. Do I cut him off cold turkey?
Or do I talk to him in person, let him cry,
and then leave him.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Hey, ma'am, why did you write us, Danny? Why did
you write us? You don't want this man. He's a
damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for
six years. You obviously want to sleep around more than
you want him. You don't loan him upset because you're

(28:38):
a nice person, but you're a nice person with tricky ways.
There are a lot of people like you, Danny. It's
okay just going about your business. Just look, we threw
that's it. Let him cry and going to do what
you've been doing. Next question, schreny. We not dealing with
Danny no more.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's all. That's all we have.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
To shut your crying ass up.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You can cry now.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Don't leave me, Jenny.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
I don't want to sit here with all this crime.
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
We were meant to be. Did you hear what I said?

Speaker 6 (29:20):
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
Just your punk ass up.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's why she's cheating. Don't nobody want you, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Coming up?

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Thank you feelings Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Men that
wear throngs don't pay money back. Wearing men do not
pay money back. I don't know, it's just a rule.
I don't know where the rule came't flump anybody I
know where. Throng don't pay money back? And and who

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were throngs that think they sexy? It's usually not thall
and some don't even go in the same have a
thong on and all they see is the love be in.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
The front coming up right after.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
All?

Speaker 10 (30:22):
Right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
It is time Steve step up to the plate. The
nephew and Junior with right or wrong?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Alright Copel Junior.

Speaker 10 (30:35):
When they say don't try this at home, tell them
you can still try it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You just have to go next doe and do it.

Speaker 10 (30:45):
You know what I'm saying. When they say don't try
this at home, you can still do it. You just
go next door to somebody else house. Do you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 9 (31:01):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
J Yeah, you know what. This bit really ain't for you. No,
I don't even really know how to patience talking to him.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
But Ju, they say they shied at home.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
They are protecting you from your house basically, But you
could go next do and do it at somebody else's house.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
That's all that really means. This is for me, though.
I just want you to know it is for me.
How you're gonna have to try it. They just don't
want you to do it at your house.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay, Okay, come on, talk I like that.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
When Okay, what Carl tell Junior, I don't even know
why he don't see that Noah and his family was
the first vegetarians.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Huh, because they didn't eat none of them animals on there?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh you mean Noah from Noah's Ark and the Bible?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
And so what now?

Speaker 10 (32:03):
No Noah on Noah's Ark and his family? Nor see,
Now you're stupid.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Why you say that?

Speaker 10 (32:10):
Stupid?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Because they just said brain too. Ain't saying you couldn't
need to fall for they had folk. You don't know
that molted two animals that they.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Need to bring to Ain't nobody said nothing about two
folk chickens too?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Of them wasn't missing? He could have.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
To killing in some grease in the back.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, so I can't go along with that one. If
you go along with this, he got mad.

Speaker 10 (32:43):
Shouldn't shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Shouldn't him royds be called asteroids?

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You should have saved that one for last.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I've tied him.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Come on, that worked. That's what yeah, you call makes
sense right there right there? Ye had one other one
last time. The crossword pulls across people across.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I know you should stop here. I know you should, man,
I want some more.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, okay, I'm give you two more.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
Shouldn't self help? Self help groups are not good because
you're in a group. It should really you should really
be by yourself.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Shouldn't you? Oh God, to get out?

Speaker 10 (34:03):
You know if for self help, you know you don't
really need to be with a group. You're not gonna
get better. Let you by yourself. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Here go my last one? You ready?

Speaker 10 (34:15):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (34:16):
What?

Speaker 9 (34:16):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, all right, I ain't worried about if I want that.
When I'm going to this last one's ready?

Speaker 10 (34:22):
You want to tell this boy, if they pull your
wisdom to you're gonna be stupid.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Why would you let the back of your mouth is empty?

Speaker 10 (34:39):
If they pull your wisdom te you gon't be stupid.
I would not let nobody pull the wives out of me.
That's why I don't. I'm not taking mine out. We
and me and him were talking about the Dennis. I said,
don't let them pull your wisdom to you. I say that,
I said, you're gonna be stupid.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You don't want to be stupid?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Right you? It seems to be working for you though.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I'm just throwing that out there.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I got all my wisdom.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Gone and get them bad boys pull okay, no way
you have them?

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Come on back.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
My favorite though, Come on.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Shouldn't him Royds be called astro.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's the top of the list all.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
My favorite of all time, roys be called at That's
one of my faith Oh Lord, I love right or wrong?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Junior, mad because.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's just not Tuesday night. We don't talk of Tuesday night.
Get mad? I keep asking the phone. It's my fault.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
It waste your time, to waste time, junr.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Which one were you mad at this week? I'm mad
at the hemorrhoids. I'm mad at that.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
And I don't see how we missed that as peoples
when we was passing out name.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Hemorrhoids.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
Does not nowhere knew explain to you what's going on
as much as asteroids?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Man, he's asteroids.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Man, My asteroids is burning. See now, you gotta see
my hemorrhoids. You gotta you gotta connect that to something.
Asteroids lead you right to the problem.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Right, You're right.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Shouldn't hemorroids be called asteroids? That's all of them?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Man, the favorite one, damn right? It should.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Nobody already.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Tweeting right now?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Let me see you wait, these were genius today. All right,
we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
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(37:34):
five dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help
a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond. All right,
So would you rather be in charge of Santa's nice
list or would you rather be in charge of Santa's
not to eat list?

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Not?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yea not a list? Yeah? Yeah, make your work for it.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Hey, Julie, what's your reasoning I'm taking I need to
see what your hustle is.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 10 (38:12):
What you do?

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yeah, I just want a certain all list because I
can't be the one to tell you know you ain't
getting nothing this year.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That's what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Stop all that crying a life of time. Get on
the nice list. We can work somebody, don't we can
work somebody. All right, what you're doing, you get on
the nice list? Where your mom?

Speaker 10 (38:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
So would you rather eat fruitcake or drink eggnog for
three days straight?

Speaker 10 (38:51):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
I'm drinking egg I don't want to time fruitcake. Man,
I ain't never seen good. I don't see the reason
I don't like fruitcake. I don't know what the green
thing is.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
You still have fruit cake?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Still got it?

Speaker 10 (39:07):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I don't even know how it sail, because then he
keep it in that cake.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Because when you're unwrapping the most unrewarding aster I've ever
bitten into, you gotta tell your fingernails up, lifting that
lid off red. You gotta unwrap it. You gotta turn
it up, and then the paper some of the stuff.
There's always some wet ass stuff on top of it.
You got a sticky then you cut it and you
just little all its green and red jelly in her

(39:34):
fault and it's not real fruit, and it's trifling.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
It is okay. So lactoase intolerance for three days straight
with that eggs.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Alright, I ain't locked toose. I drank egg now, I
ain't locked toes. Sweet, put some egg on it.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Whoo.

Speaker 10 (39:51):
Yeah, all lack toose, can't tolerate. But I'm gonna get
through it. I'm fine, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Would you rather celebrate Christmas for a whole year or
only once every five years?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
One year every day or just once every five year?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah? I gotta have something to look forward to this
every day whole home.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
It's just for one year though.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Now now my wife gonna expect the gift.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Everything sixty five days broke.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
My kids all be mad at me because we'll be
learning the real meaning of Christmas. I haven't doing research.
They'll know who all the wise men, real name was,
what the camels came from? How much was the camels?
Did the camels have names?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
You know?

Speaker 6 (40:40):
How far was the Norse start from the manger? What
type of heme was in the manger? Who was in
the manger? Looking?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Who owned the manger? It'd be so mad at me.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
All right.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's today's roundup. Would you rather?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
I wonder wish you and your family are very, very
happy holidays from all of us here at the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about
four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.
The subject is, so what I burned a few things?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Okay, we'll get into that's all about.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
We'll find out what that's all about. Just a few
now I could cut.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I thought it was I thought it would burn us
some clothes or something. What I thought.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Allegedly right now you hear him. The nephew is here
with today's prank phone call. What you got for his nept.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
Before we left the last break, Shirley, you said, speaking
of Tim was you saying when he said?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
You said? I said time strange looking speaking of Tommy?
Now when you say it, speaking the time, are you.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Here Tommy? He's up next with the frank phone call.
It's called promotion.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Ugly to you. Yes, I'm talking to shirt.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
No Tommy, No, you're not ugly.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But she didn't say he didn't look strange though, but
but but but he's strange looking though.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
He's not Tommy, No, he's not, he's not what he's
not strange looking, strange. No, he's a normal looking, handsome
young man.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Tommy ain't handsome, telling this boy that we don't have
handsome man and our family ain't handsome.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Tommy thinks he is. Okay, I don't want to shatter
that man, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Think he said, Tommy, thank you the line Tommy thinking,
but he got it there and now.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
You think you.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
And if he accepted, he can have fun with him.
But see, I keep telling you his feelings, right, Shirley,
yeah them. Okay, before I played for you, you played
a strange My pranks are not strange. Listen. The name

(43:23):
of the time it is is you got to bring
those TVs back?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Hello, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 7 (43:28):
I'm trying to reach a sharing police. My name is Paul. Paul,
I'm head of security here.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
How are you? This is yeah?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
You you actually came out and you I think you
were here on Friday and you came out and purchased
four flat train televisions forty forty two inches? Am I correct?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (43:51):
But what you kind of be fun.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
What I was giving you a call for sharing is
that we got a bit of a problem. Now when
you purchase these actual flat televisions on Black Friday, so
to speak, it seems that we've got them. Well, your
your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but
there should have been a red flag that have gone
up because we're going back over transactions of the past

(44:16):
two three days here and we're realizing that your purchase
should not have been successful. It should have been boid.
Your credit card is actually not valid at all.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
No, no, my credit card because we got paid on Wednesday,
so my money was there.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Well, actually, ma'am, what I'm what I'm trying to explain
to you is that it is coming up in valid
now and we're having a problem with it. So I
wanted to reach out to you and give you a
call and see if we could probably.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
You know, it was valid when I was at their
rates because it went through. I got a receipt and
everything I am purchased that EXTINGJA warrant on all for them,
So it was valid on Friday. I don't know what's
wrong with it today, but it.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
in and no problems not all happening. That's pretty much
a thought process that you're gonna have what I'm letting
you know is on the on the back part of
it when you came into the store. What we're getting
the day the day after is that it was pretty
much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card

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was not good at all.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
But you need to call your bank then, because I
don't know what to tell you. You know, I had
the money in there the day I went and bought them,
and that's it for me. So I don't know who
you need to call. But don't call me because you
know that ain't been in my problem.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Okay, you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
raise this to be a major problem. We're gonna try
to rectify it and.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Get it taken care of. Yeah, do what you need
to do.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Okay, listen, Now here's what we're gonna do. You know,
I want us to try to work this out as
smoothly as we can. What I'm gonna have to ask
you to do. Could I get you to come back
up to the store and bring all four televisions with you?

Speaker 11 (45:53):
Oh no, now you sure can't.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Baby.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
Look, I bought them for TVs. I wrapped one of
them up this under the tree for my husband, my
mama early. She already got the other TV. We hunt
that up for home Saturday when we was watching movies.
So it really ain't no way we're gonna bring the
four TVs back. I think you should go back to
Well process your credit cards and tell them that they that.
I don't know what you're gonna tell them, but you

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need to go back to them. I ain't got time
to be running back and forth to this store.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I don't want to. I don't want us to create
a problem here. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 11 (46:25):
You need the Lord your voice. Okay, but no, you
need to go back to whoever do your credit cards?
Because it went through when I was at the Stoke. Correct.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
I don't want to that's a know.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I told you that it went through. I explained it.

Speaker 11 (46:39):
You ain't got no business on my damn phone. They
don't come me with this bull no more.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Hold on what. I don't want to have to do.
I don't want to have to come out to your
home and compensate.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
You want to come out to my house, maybe we
will beat you into bad health. You better not bring
y'all over here. Look, you need to come up do
your credit cards. Get your with them, because your business with.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Me is done.

Speaker 11 (47:02):
I got a receipt and I got an extended wars.
I would have my lord, you tear y'all up. You
bring your over here and there back.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Listen, lady, I don't want to go back and forth
with you on this and that.

Speaker 11 (47:12):
You ain't going back and forth.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
It's over with.

Speaker 11 (47:14):
I've got the TVs, I got a receipt. We as done.
I don't know what's wrong with your machines, cart Win suits.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I'm trying to get her to understand, understand what I'm saying.
You can hang on one second and let me speak
with my boss. Please on the phone.

Speaker 11 (47:31):
I tell your boss y'all, don't run me back. I
got a receipt for Folth TV and I'm gonna keep
all faul TVs.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
You know this is pretty much considered a theft process.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
Listen here, camps, listen to me camping. I got on
rich face for foul TV. I won't got to stop
wear my receipt. I got my extended warrant, so this
ain't no saft. What this, James, is a mass communication
between YO back. So you need to get YO right,
because I got a Prepaie, get the car back. I
don't owe nobody on them TVs. You need to call

(48:09):
YO back and get them about my phone.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Which they ain't. Show some TVs from our store, and
damn it you're gonna bring them back.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
You think you canna come get it? Get I got
th TV YO done.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
We ain't get him something and I'm gonna keep them.
We gonna watch the game on YO TVs. Bring y'all
over here through walk to We want myself out with Yoe.
Don't you call me by no TV's no more so
you the one ain't gonna have no job for the holidays,
which is dumb.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Don't time just gonna do no more for users bad
credit cards at department stores? And I'll get your Paul.
Then do you understand in so that's Joe tile me.
You put the Foe TVs back.

Speaker 11 (48:50):
Then show Uncle Tom Tray the white Man for his TVs.
You gotta get your business of summer detail shop for
start a rest label. Don't work for the white folks.
Don't come funck me by say TV.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
You have to get this.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
God listen you listen to me. I got one more
thing I need to say to you. Are you lefting
to me what you won't. This is Nephew Timing from
the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Nobody's nephew, come up here about them?

Speaker 9 (49:22):
Damn TV.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?

Speaker 11 (49:31):
Wait minute, wait a minute, this is hold.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
Now.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
This is nephew Tommy, Baby, from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by by your your girlfriend.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
Tell me you almost got your see just set me up.

Speaker 9 (49:52):
I'm kid.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
This nor again.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
Now you cannot play with people like this.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Oh man, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.
What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 11 (50:08):
Ooh? The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
That is right there. Stupid is all get out?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Uh, thank you of you Tony. Coming up next, it
is a strawberry letter. Subject is so what I've earned
a few things? All right, we'll get into that right
after this.

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Speaker 2 (51:31):
Thank you, nephew. Subjects. So what I burned a few things? Oh,
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm twenty eight years old and I've
been married for three years. I caught my husband cheating
on me recently, and I burned a few of his
personal belongings and he can't get over it. He was
cheating the car whatever at a popular hookup spot where

(51:56):
the younger kids go to have sex. He and I
used to go there when we were younger, and we
enjoyed sneaking in.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
The Salvation army. Never imagine situation, and then she didn't.
He could temperatures and drum bad can be the family
in your local your donation and they're closed under the
tree today and I food on the table a minute.
I watched him for minutes. And then beyond Christmas season

(52:25):
donating some of the gation armies, you would sing met
neighbor and the holidays and they were wearing and all
underwear and so would you rad I don't know why
we sent the list or would you rather be in
charge of Santa.

Speaker 10 (52:47):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
And it was in a morning when I was younger, so.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Didn't work field.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I wouldn't go to jail because I remembered my mom got.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Years ago shirt and.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
He put up.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I just want to say.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Him and after that is my name. He had not
shed up. I was willing to try to get up
marriage and he said I'm crazy work. He knows I
only reacted out of rage.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
And I would doing like that normally. Why can't you see.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Close you eat fruits cake or drink eggs? Not your
fall three days, which okay, this is and don't you
dare try to you.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
In his car.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
He would be thanking you that you didn't him and her.
I need you to get I need you to splain
yourself immediately eating you. It's not even crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Now you have to wrap it.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
You got turning taking a chance like stuff always okay,
trying to make your fault.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Because just to is we will just pans down they
were not really fruit the dr home in just.

Speaker 12 (54:31):
Select for three days on not the same, because that's
the mister. That's what she do when.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
They get caught. They try to with your revenue Christmas
for a whole year, even consider once every time after that,
every day just waiting for real. You better be glad
you burn the whole house, this story and all that.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Living.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
But anyway, yeah, now my wife is gonna expect.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Here three hundred and.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
My kids all so we'll be learning the real meaning.
This is just a.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
I have research that I know who all the wise
men all was camels came? How much was this the
camel's hand name?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You?

Speaker 12 (55:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
How far was the lost? Learn the name?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
First of all, you mangel, I'm assuming that you all
around the same for three years would be so much
cheating on you and your favor which.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
After day.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Him right after this you're listening to the morning show.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
You know, you're saying, he can't get over you can't
let him out, not get over it. You got to
get further, not get over it than him. If you
know what I'm trying to tell you, You can't let
him beat you at this game. Women are the best
at this. There's nobody greater at not getting over something
than women.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
They are the best at it. They know how to
make you.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Gravel, crawl back, pay over and over and over, bring
it up years later on the same date at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
You need to get in that mold right there.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
He was cheating in this car, the popular hookup spot
where younger kids go to hair six.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Y'all used to go there when y'all was younger.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
What and you like doing it, But you didn't never
imagine that he would cheat on you and cheat on
the spot, that he could get caught old habits, that's
where he been going. He been going down there to
that spot.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
The embarrassing part you say, for you is your younger
cousin saw him.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
And called me.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
That's what this was a girl. Hopefully he and the
woman were on the back seat. They closed was on
the front seat. Lord, have mess.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
It'll be away from your clothes.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah, one more time, Come.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
On whatever, go away from your clothes. Take your clothes
with you. That old that's where you're supposed to put them.
That's stupid.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
You put them clothes up in the back window. You
got to have put them clothes on the floor. You
got to have them close by you. No ever separate
from your clothes.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Lord, I'm stupid. Yes, you're so damn stupid.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Hold on, Steve, hold and keep it right there. All right,
we'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
strawberry letter is so what I burned a few things.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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(58:23):
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Speaker 2 (58:32):
All Right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter
and get your response.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (58:37):
This is a letter that's ridiculous that should never get ridden.
Shirley gave the proper response to all of it. I
strongly suggest you follow all the Sharley's advice. But what
I was just telling you it doesn't make any sense.
This is a typical example of the best office. The
best defense is a good offense, So get off defense
and get on offense. And that's what he's doing to you.

(58:59):
He's making it about what you did with his stupid ass.
Went down there to a place y'all used to cheat
at when y'all was younger. He twenty eight. He could
still do that. You never imagine he cheat on you
had a spot he could get caught. But then your
younger cousin saw him and called you. You and this
woman on the back seat, and they closed was on
the front seat. Why are you separate from your clothes?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Listen to this. If you are not in your.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
House or in your hotel room, you have to have
him close close by. If you are visiting someone else's house,
you must be able to reach and touch your clothes
at all. Boy, they had clothes out of reach. You

(59:46):
don't know who she know when he come in all
this hill. So now you go down there, he and
the woman who was on the back seat, and they
close on the front seat. I stood and watched for
a minute. What ooh number two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
When you in the car doing stuff, you have to
check periodically.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Look up over the sea.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
You can't commit a full two minutes to your business
without looking. Man, I'd have been in the car before.
You got to look. As hard place to go, but
you got to look. I stood and watched for a minute.
Then I opened the door and took all their clothes.
See right there, if your clothes was in reach, If

(01:00:32):
no way, you're gonna let your wife take.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Your damn clothes. I threw my coke on him, and
some of it got in her eyes, so she didn't
see me. What who did she think it was? Girl?
It was coke, It wasn't acid. Yeah, she saw you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
I went home and burned their clothes. They were wearing
and all of his underwearing socks. I don't know why
burned his underwearing socks. But I seen my mother burn
my stepdad's cause. And it was in a movie when
I was younger. That's that's thin line.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Hell yeah, and it's waiting for his hell or then.

Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
I don't know whatever movie you know, I ain't see
it anyway. I tried to do a movie reference, but
I didn't see it anyway. The movie right there and
they burned. I thought Marl Lawns had his clothes burned.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
He was pretty rough.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Now living with you, Yeah, but the movie, she's talking
about his waiting anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
Yeah, anyway, that is a movie, and it got very popular.
A lot of me and lost their clothes because of
this movie. I want to see that too, And they
called so and they cause, uh so, I didn't go
to jail. My husband drove up wearing only a T
shirt and put out the spire. This boy right here
and got his half niggad hands.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
He's stomping on the fire, barefoot shirt on.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
This boy must been proud of herself, barefoot putting this
fire out with just this damn T shirt on. And
you you started the fire down the street in an
empty lot. I wouldn't give a damn if that whole
lot caught on fire. I'm not going out there. I you,
it's too late to save your clothes. My husband drove

(01:02:14):
up wearing on a T shirt and he put out
the fire. I jumped on that, and all I remember
is that the neighbor pulling me off or his half
naked ass. He got a T shirt on. I don't
know you it's hard to fight with no draws on.
I'm just it's very it's very, very difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Most don't. Is it hard to drive with no underwear on?

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
What you don't want to do is stop pull up
next to a truck. You don't take to look down,
because down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
They see you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
So if you pull up next to a truck, you
gotta stay behind the door. All this right here, You
have like a long story. But I've done all this
right here. That seat is hot, quicker, So now you
got out. You jumped on him. He half nickd got
a T shirt on, his stomping barefoot. He from Africa

(01:03:11):
or some player or either he Caribbean where he'd do
fire walking. I don't know who can jump out. They
car stumple fire out and why would he care? It's
down the street anyway, all you remembers your neighbor put off.
This mess could have been avoided had he not cheated
on me. Oh yeah, that's true. I was willing to

(01:03:35):
try to get our marriage back on track. But he
says I'm crazy, and he's afraid of me as he should.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
As he should be.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
There's an element of fear that should reside in his
life from here on after. Yes, you crazy, and he
should be afraid of you. He knows that you reacted
out of anger and rage. That would I would never
act like that normally. Wait a minute, when do you
normally find your husband in the back seat nicked with

(01:04:06):
somebody else with their clothes on the front seat. It's
nothing normal about this. Why are you How did you
allow him to do this to you? Why can't he
see that he's the reason his clothes got burned? No, no, no,
I don't give a damn if you can't get over it.
As a matter of fact, So you don't get over
I'm finna burn two of your suits. Fluff letting me

(01:04:26):
catch you cheap?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
You just car it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Stop letting him do you this way? It's his fault.
I burned your clothes because you cheated on me. That's
why I did it. Get over right, all right? Now
put it back to me because I don't want you.

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(01:05:48):
average number of sexual partners, residents have rates of sexually
transmitted diseases, percentage of people who think sex before marriage
is morally acceptable. So the average American has sex with
a ten people during their lifetime, Steve, I know you
say we should say three. But the average American has
sex with about ten people during their lifetime. And the

(01:06:10):
US has been named the fifteenth most promiscuous country in
the world. Brazil, Turkey, and Australia top the list as
the most promiscuous countries and the most sexual partners. So
most you thought you would think it would be the US,
maybe in the top five or the top ten, but no,

(01:06:32):
they came in the number fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Did you say, did you say, surely the average America
has ten partners?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Yeah, ten partners during their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Just seven people owe me? You want to do them?
Hell well, I need to just hear from you who
love to send me? I'm married now, but it's seven
people that owe me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
So you stuck to Steve's rule of three.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, I'm not sticking to that's it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
So wait?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
So sh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
It's just.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Y'all think Steve was telling y'all a room. That's it.
I need to see the other seven.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Okay, wait, all right, so what what is the rule?
I mean, who knew that Americans were so prudish? Were
such prudes? What is the rule on sharing your body count?
And is it higher than the average on this survey?
You're awfully quiet, sir, Tommy pa.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I've been a quarter of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Is it more than three? More than ten?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Three? Three?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Three? Say the average American?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
A lower average? It's three?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Steve Harvey he with me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Three?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Why are you so quiet? Listen to is bad lying up?

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Three?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Now? We can't ask you all these questions? Okay, see
the answer?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah, sure you can.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Answer. What's the answer, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Blowing out, breathing all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
In your life?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
The average American TOI martners in a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
All right, Well, thank Heaven when I get to heaven.
We're not discussing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. See this
is from Big Boss Daddy in Florida. Big Boss Daddy says,
I'm forty eight years old. I've been a daddy since
I was seventeen years old. I now have five children
and five grandchildren. My kids and grandkids have always loved

(01:08:59):
my story. It's from being a truck driver, and they
crack up over the way I tell the stories. My
girlfriend says I should be a great com meet. I
would be a great comedian. So I did an open
mic night. I loved it, and the crowd was howling.
Is a comedy career a long shot at my age
it's forty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Well let me tell you this, sir. One good night
on stage does not make it a career. And you might,
you might could go at it. Dog, I wouldn't say
you can't. Now there's a possibility there because you do
have the experience.

Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Now it's what the part that you're gonna need now
is what you're gonna do when it go bad up there,
because that night is coming soon. So it's because it's
going back after you have a great night is easy?
Going back after the night don't go good? That's what
you're gonna do about that? Do you have the commitment

(01:09:57):
that it's going to take to be a committe Because
it's going to take a full commitment. And oh bro,
it's gonna be ad some bad I'm not gonna believe them.
And you just got to get ready for that. So
if you want to go through the process, come on
and join the club. You obviously land in an age
where you got the material. You could talk about marriage,

(01:10:18):
you could talk about children, grandkids, you can talk about
bad credit, losing jobs, driving trucks. You got the experience.
That's why they are no great twenty one year old comedians.
They're just none because, you know, because they don't have
life experience. They got nothing to talk eperience yet name
one great twenty year old comedians. Ain't no teenage great
comedians out here. There's no such thing because you got

(01:10:39):
nothing to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Non'body want to hear it, and.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
People has got money for tickets, don't want to hear
about your video games you played and lost Death Con
and all this hit. You lost Warlock by twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Points forty eight. For him, it's not too old, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
If he can great forty forty year old comedians. But
we've been comedians since we were thirty something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Yeah, to start, that's what he started to start.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah, it wasn't wasn't what the damn uh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
How young did Eddie Murphy start? He started pretty young. Yeah,
when we were young.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Yeah, so well he was twenty one when he did
his special. Yeah, that's different, different talent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
So you're saying, if he wants to do it Stevin
forty eight, go for it, see how it goes, and
be able to handle the bad nights. Basically, it's what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Are you ready? Good?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Okay, you're giving him some hope.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Yeah, well the hopeless he could make it, you know,
but can you just do it me? One favorite? Can
you be Big Boss Daddy on stage as a truck driver?
Andy go bad? We're going on yard.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Big Ball Daddy in the building, in the building, So
let's see what happened. I was driving, I'll come down
ninety five and I cut off on it. And what's
tim from ninety five? That's eighty five?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Five?

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
No, I come through working over when I get to Atlanta,
and you know, but bro, come on, everybody, I got
and I got the hold up it, I got the
I got the O I went, I went up sixty five,
I got to Birmingham. Yeah, off the till I got
the sixty five right, I was on eighty five? Yeah,

(01:12:27):
So now what's sixty five from eighty five?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
That twenty to twenty one went on in Atlanta twenty eight. Yeah,
boy right, that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Crazy joked about the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Yeah, the highway.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Then I saw this sign say tom Bow that said
leading light over. You're gonna ask yourself who the hell
is tom Bow that had motail seat? How come there
and call it motail seven?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Cracking himself off those steams.

Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
I want to add one of the signs was turned
upside down. I drove on in anyway, I was at
motail nine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morton what you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, a woman
with a handyman husband has come up with a very
clever way to earn some extra money. She rents her

(01:13:40):
husband out to other women. Her husband is excellent handyman skills,
and she knows a lot of women who don't have
someone as handy around to fix things in their homes.
So she created get this rent my handy husband. She
did this for about forty four dollars an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Okay, this is what you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Her husband can come over and take care of any
household projects that need to get done. What kinds of
jobs do you think this man is doing? And these
other women's houses for forty four dollars an hour, plumbing
anything else?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I'm just you know what, I'm just going out right right,
there's a lot of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
I don't know a lot of women that are gonna
send their husband over another woman out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
I just don't know at all.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I'd like to see the guy though, see yeah, yeah, yeah,
he look like I'd like to see the guy and
the and the women that you know, could just be
a handy man's service though it could very well be then.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Yeah, and how did they go on forty four an hour?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Come over and take care of any household projects that
need to get done.

Speaker 10 (01:14:50):
I got my own handy man. I got one myself,
changing lights buildings. You know how them lights is up there?

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
I'm not hold on, hold on, rich boy, rich boy,
y'all missed that you've got a handyman look at your
house to come and fix all you.

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