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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today show is pre recorded.

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Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

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All at all, So.

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Don't given them.

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The bus busy listening to to.

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I don't join.

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Yeah, joy shot, you gotta do.

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Love, You.

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Gotta turn.

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Okay to turn themout, to turn.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
You probably got to.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Turn them out to turn out, turn the way up looking.

Speaker 8 (01:57):
Come come on, huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now
on it only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
Instead of trying to be about the business. To y'all,
I'm I'm doing all I can. But you know what's

(02:22):
crazy in the efforts that I make. I can do more.
And my father used to tell me something when I
was growing up. He says, son, when you've done your best,
and you've done all you can, sit still for a
second and just do a little bit more. Always remember that,

(02:46):
he said. When you've done the best you can and
you can done all you can think of, he says,
sit still for a minute and do some more. And
you know what I've discovered in my life, always have
a little more. I ain't ever just out out out completely.
I can't take another step. There ain't another breath in me.
The ain't another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.

(03:11):
Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
on Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was,
and how they have on the hill something called like

(03:34):
a death zone or a killing zone, where the majority
of people run out of oxygen and they have to
turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's right in view
of the summit. You can actually see the top of
Mount Everest from there, but it's that little bit that's
left that's just most difficult. Now, I forgot all the

(03:56):
reasons why they said most people don't make it from there,
and more people have lost their lives in that area.
I don't know what it is, but the people that
make it to the top of Mount efforts. They all
had to go through that same zone of that same area,
but they had a little bit more that allowed them

(04:17):
to get to the top. You know, a lot of
people have had accidents up there trying that so I'm
not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a
good one. But let's just break it down a little
bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's a poem
I learned back when I was pledging. It's called don't Quit.

(04:38):
It goes like this, If I make a mistake, I'm
just trying to drum it up, So here we go.
It says, when things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
when the road you're trudging seems all uphill, when your
funds are low and your debts are high, when you
want to smile, but you have to sigh when cares

(04:58):
are pressing you down. Bit rest if you must, But
don't quit, for life is queer with his twisting turns,
as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
a fellow has turned about when he might have won
had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though

(05:18):
the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learns too late, when the night came down,

(05:40):
how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
failure turned inside out. It's your silver tin of your
clouds of doubt. And you never can tell how close
you are. It may be near when it seems afar,
to the fight, when your hardest hits, when things seem worse,

(06:05):
that you mustn't quit. I remember it because I had
a special method of helping you remember stuff back then.
But I remembered it, and that poem right there has
kept me. You know, we often talk about scripture and everything,
and I don't see how I could live without it.
But every now and then, man, somebody has a writing.
God puts a writing on somebody's heart that delivers a message, man,

(06:29):
that can help people. I use every motivational tool that
I possibly can to climb this letter of success or
try to be the best father and the best husband
I can be. I've done a lot of changing over
the years, and so have you. But change is necessary
in order to grow. If you don't make changes, folks,
you can't grow. I was a young man on my set.

(06:51):
I kept looking at him, Man, a sharp little young
dude just on my set, and he had these dreads
and I mean they would they was super long.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Man.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
They were well below the middle of his back. I mean,
it was just long. And he kept talking to me,
and he kept talking to me and talking to me.
So young man kept talking to me, and I said, hey, man,
you know you do your a huge self a favor
in the business you're in. If you got a haircut,
you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
image is everything, man, I said, you keep stopping me

(07:22):
in the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
what you are, but all I see is your hair. Now,
I keep trying to figure out what you're doing with
all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how you
want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I employed people.
So when I'm walking through the hallway and I try
to think of you traveling with me and you sitting
in a meeting with me, I try to imagine you

(07:44):
and your suit sitting there talking business with me. And so,
just like other employers are, I'm just having a real
story with you. So I said, man, you ought to
consider cutting your hair. He said, Man, mister Harve, I've
been growing his hair. Sound as a little boy. I said,
holy you Now he said twenty eight. I said, well,
how long you want to hang on to what you

(08:04):
was when you was a little boy? You know, if
you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I
mean you're twenty eight now. And I said, so, let
me help you understand something. Let me let me ask
you something. What does it do for you? He said, Man,
it's just who I am. It's I said.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So you your hair?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
He said, no, no, but it's a part of me.
I say, that part of you that you're hanging on to.
What does it do for you?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream,
but I feed that.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
But if I hang on the ice cream and eat
ice cream every single day, my body gonna reflect that.
What is it that you hanging on to that you
don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting you from
being what all you can be? See, it's hard to
be what all you can be if you want to
keep being all you was? Don't that make sense to you?

(08:56):
So I can't tell you how many times I've had
to change. Change is necessary to grow. You can't be
all you can be if you want to keep hanging
on to all you was.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That don't make no sense. How do you go forward?

Speaker 8 (09:15):
If you keep going backwards, you can't stay here and
go there. Do you understand that if you want to
go over there, you must remove yourself from right here?

Speaker 9 (09:28):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (09:28):
I got right here is comfortable. I got right here
is safe. But over there is where the shade is.
Over There's where the fruit is. Over there is where
the opportunity is. Over there is where the mountain of
goal is. So why you stuck on here? You got
to leave here to go over there. You can't be

(09:51):
all you can be if you want to stay stuck
on who you was. Change is growth is necessary. All
Let's go here.

Speaker 10 (09:58):
Listening into the Steve every Morning Shows, Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, monkey trainers, animal connoisseurs, people who love
to eat meat.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
Vegans, everybody, vegetarians, all of you people who are on
gluten free diets. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
And oh, by the way, I'd like to say something
on behalf of people that are on gluten free diets.
I have been on gluten free diet for the past
of five months, and I would like to make a

(10:35):
statement that I'm sure all people who are on gluten
free will agree with everything I've ever eaten without gluten in.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It needs the gluten back in it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
What it is.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Gluten has a lot to do with flavor, and once
you remove the gluten, that goes to flavor. If you
don't think you've had glue, let me give you anything.
Take some peanut butter out. Most people got peanut butter
in the cabinet.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's got kids. Take a brown.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Paper bag, Spread the peanut butter on the brown bag
and eat it. You are now feeling what it feels
like to have gluten free bread.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Ladies and general.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Welcome to the Steve Harvey Martin Show. God is good man,
Sheirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
legend that is nephew Tommy A Junior.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Uh, how is your fasegiving man?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
How was it?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, let me tell you what.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
Somebody real close to not working no more at the
Harvey House. Somebody real, real cluk. I don't want to
say no names.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm just gonna say it's an employe.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
My mother in law for the past nineteen years has
provided the sweet Potato pie at our house.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It is an incredible pie.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
We gave the recipe to the pie to the employee
who was helping prepare the dinner.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
On the morning.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
I noticed the pie did not quite look like the
other pies I had been eating for nineteen years. He said,
I did some research and I found online.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
A better recipe.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I said, I be damn, what the hell do you mean?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
First of all, research and.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Thanksgiving and shouldn't even be in the same damn city.
What did you research it? We gave you the recipe,
you do nobody asked you to research now to see
you're smart ass, that's why you might not be working
here too much longer. And then set up in here
and made the damn pie. Gave him the recipe.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
The pie still in there on it's.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Two slices, meant me and my son went.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
And tried it's still in there. The family looked at
our face and decided they wasn't going eve. He did
some research and found the recipe. Now, I've had different
versions of sweet Potato pie, and they've all been pretty good,
but it ain't none of them come offline, and wasn't
none of them after research. That's how my Thanksgiving with

(13:30):
his ass probably won't be with us next.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
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Speaker 7 (14:19):
It is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for church complaints
from Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, well we or full gavel on this poscurious d.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
As we pontificate, okay, on the bioprasies of life in general. Yes,
we congraginize oursel in a most manipoltous way. Let us
begin by complaining. Now the seams out of line. I

(14:58):
know ought to be grateful and have complaints at the
same time, but he would go Deacon proceed, Yes.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
All right, Pastor, we got a lot of issues that
jumped off this past weekend. I mean, it's it's it's
been horrific. So we're gonna have to work through it.
Since the Francis jumped on her sister, sister freeda Thursday
Thanksgiving dinner. Now Freedom made the ghiblit gravy, but got

(15:29):
to the dinner three hours late, and everybody was waiting
on the gravy to pull over they dressing. Since the Yeah,
sister Francis is now in jail and it seems like.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
She been in there since Thursday. What do you want
to do? I don't I don't know what to do
with this.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
Well, we're not gonna free nobody or from jail that
is guilty of perpetrating the crime three hours late with
the gravy. Yeah, yeah, it's downright, suit for it's disrespectful,
it really is.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I want to compare this to the Last Supper.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
If you're asking me, so now, we won't be going
down there to get her.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Out, alright, Steve, continue to stay in there then, all right?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Moving on our little Malak.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Little Malik found out who his real daddy is on Thanksgiving,
apparently at the kids table. It all came out little
jobs told me, Leak, I saw your birth certificate in
my daddy garage. I think you got the same last
name as me. So to fights broke, God, somebody got
hit with the head in the head with the honey

(16:55):
bay ham. But the big issue were little maleak is
traumatized and they want you to talk to the boy. Look, Molique,
now listen, you not the only one that has had
to come to terms with who they really is.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
I remember as a small boy here at the same
Thanksgiving dinner, at the same kids table, a fight broke
out when all of us realized we were brothers and sisters,
all of us.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
It were nine of us at the table, rahmata, and
all of us was.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The same age what we were all born in nineteen
sixty four.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
And right after that the big it came out.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Popper was a rolling stone. Well he laid it, had washt.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Home, and when he died, all he left it was alone.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Was alone.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
And so I do remember that hanging there, Moleique. You
ain't the first and you will not be the last.
This will be happening that Thanksgiving dinners and family reunions
and barbecues until the end of time.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yes it.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Any man you see with white loafers on to be
your daddy, You could be your daddy.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Lord has a rolling style, yes, the white belt to
match you.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Can. You've been calling him uncle all this time?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Got man, got it? Yes, all right. After the the
Purvis family had a white guests come to Thanksgiving dinner.
Now this is another issue. It was Brother Darren Purvis's boss,
white man named Kyle Griffin. He came over, he had
two glasses of that sweet tea and fell out. He's

(19:12):
a diabetic. When he recovered in the hospital, he fired
Brother Purvis. And Brother Purvis is asking when you go
over there to the hospital and talk to his boss.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Yeo, you must forelorn white folk when they come to
the house about the tea. Now, if you didn't grow
up on this tea, it's rather shocking to the sisters.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Head sugar h.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
Back when I was a sinner, before I was saved
by Grace, I took a gallon of the ice tea
to my job and damn near killed six white.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I know.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
I'm just sat there and just watched them fake person
after person after per after just one swallow.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Just yeah, a little hot day just passed out.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
Yeah, from the shock. All the black people were sipping
it knowing what it was. White folks was in shock.
So it is or it is a thrilling moment to
watch white people drink our tea for the first time.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Careful, yeah, well, I speaking of I wanted to give
some to Donald Trump to go with his McDonald's, oh.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
With his hamburger.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
All right, to be go real nice with that quarter pound,
all right, real quickly passed Big Henry. We got an
issue that took place on a Black Friday. Big Henry
was at Walmart and uh, as you know, everybody trying
to get flat screens. He was trying to get four

(20:58):
flat screens. I'm white. Man said this is black, and
Henry turn around and knocked the man out. He was finish,
say it was black Friday, but he said this black something.
And then all I know is is barely sent it
three thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
But Big Henry, all right.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
That off Just for your information that Walmart has been
closed as of yesterday.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Thank you, River Motown, Thank you. Deacon def Jam coming
up next with those church complaints. Coming up next, it
is asked the COLO with our Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey and the building.

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Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Today is cyber Monday, guys, when retailers offer sweet deals
on hassle free online shopping. Big news, Steve, there's an
all new documentary highlighting your Mentoring Camp that premiers tomorrow.
We'll talk about that, and comedy legends Eddie Murphy and
Martin Lawrence will be in laws soon. That's all coming

(22:28):
up at the top of the hour. We'll talk about
it then, But right now it is time to ask
the CLO, our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
All right, Colo, here we go. This is from Carmen
in New Orleans. Carmen says, I saw an old friend
and he introduced me to his wife, who happens to
be messing with a friend of mine. We recognized each other,

(22:51):
so she DMed me to threaten me not to talk.
I don't like threats. Should I tell her husband what
I know?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But I don't understand the threat though this is a person.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
We need to be a little bit kinder to Hey, girl, Hey,
you know that you know things can be complicated, and
I just wanted to say, you know, just pray for me.
You know that I find my way back to the light. Okay,
but don't I just need some time to work through

(23:26):
some things. I know you already you need anything, yo?
Your your card notes all up today?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Never you need what was your.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Groceries last month?

Speaker 7 (23:41):
You don't need to do that.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Let me take care of So that's what she should
have threatened me. Hey, listen to me.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
If you open your mouth, I swear to God, I'll
just see right there.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Okay, cool, see.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
So guilty too, that's all right. Moving on to Tammy
and Woodbridge, Tammy writes, I have a side dude that
I met online. He sent three packages to my PO box,
and without thinking I asked my husband to go check
my box. He gave me the boxes and asked if

(24:16):
I knew anyone in Florida. I lied and said, no,
how do I handle this?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Ain't nothing wrong, You're right in Florida, in Florida, you
don't know no about it. I'm going down here and
sending these packages back because I'm not going to even
open these because this could be some AM tracks or
something like that, asbestos.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
And if he could be a train.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
When you lie, you ain't got time to be technically.
You got to sound like Russian. You know, this could
be like AM tracks or something. You know, you just
being here with you know U episodes or something episodes, girl,
you know what I'm trying to say. I'm gonna asbest this,
you know, and just keep talking and get them packages up,

(25:06):
and it's send me no damn stuff like that, and
it goes. Carry your ass back down there a post
office and then go over to your girlfriend's house and
open up them boxes and see what's in there.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yeah, put them in your purse, all right? I like that,
I mean, all right, Tammy, Yeah, all right. Frank And
Henderson says, my wife has started talking during sex and
giving me instructions. She said she got it off a
Netflix movie. I prefer her soft sweet moans because all

(25:35):
of that talking messes up my mood?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Is it mean to tell her to stop talking and
just moans?

Speaker 8 (25:43):
No, No, you know I do instructures, though I don't really,
I ain't really got no problem with that, right there.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
You know you got something saving me. Come on, let's head,
let's try it all right?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I can probably do it like that. I ain't got
no problem with it at all. Well you okay, you
know you do what bended? Well?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, okay, he foot?

Speaker 8 (26:03):
This is your foot. If you think your foot fit,
put it back there. I'm okay with it now. Just
don't ask me to do nothing. My legs my leg
can't go back here, so don't don't ask me to
do nothing. I follow these instructions for you. I can
help you get the way you need to be, but
you can't give me no damn instruction though.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Put your leg on the floa.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
No, no, I'm gonna get childie horse. If I put
my leg on the floe, I'm gonna get Charllete horse.
Now what you want me to help you do? I
need to know what Netflix movie this?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
You says she founded she got it up a Netflix movie.
Both of y'all.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Netflix, gonna miss your marriage.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:50):
Last one, last one blo. This is from Harry in
Little Rock. Harry writes, my wife is from New Hampshire.
Her parents came to our high house to visit, and
her dad called our children hillbillies because of their accent.
He's white, so I took offense to that. My wife
got mad because I corrected her dad. Was the comment

(27:13):
offensive or not?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah, any negative comment coming from a white person in
a black person's house, any comment is considered dangerously offensive.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yes, your reaction should have been swiffed.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
You know what should he have done? The white father,
your wife, your wife's dad.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Well, you can't come in here, call him out, he'll
billies because what what is?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
You know what?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Just look, look, hey, hold on, hold on, hold of y'all.
You know, you know, let's let's pull up a little
bit of here. Y'all asked me, Steve Hardy.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yes, we're asking you.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Now, the white man coming in my house. You have
no choice, You have no I.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Don't know what you're gonna mean to do, but I'm
back in in your punk ass, that's all. I'm gonna
snap the taste out your damn mouth, because if we here,
what was we before? He'll billy's did what slaves? Okay,
Oh I see where we're going with this here? Oh
you got names for black people? Hell village. Yeah, well

(28:25):
we wouldn't have been down south if your funk ass
forefathers had to get.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Bought us over here on them slaves.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Oh, I would have been all gnawed. Dog, I'm already
already set. You can't come in my house talking about
know how we is because we wasn't even really supposed
to be here now truth be told.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Yeah, what what made you? What do you think made
him say that about?

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Yeah, white privilege, quite privilege? Oh my god, went from
them then other hell why it went from the west
Saturday that.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Well, these children sound this way, they sounds like he'll
business was.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Oh my god, you slapped the flavor from my mouth.
Yeah yeah, dog, if you say one more thing about
my kid, he ain't get to my house and talk
about my kids.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah yeah, m hm.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
And you white.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
But the way white woman dad is white or maybe
she's nicked. Maybe we'll say she's.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, that's what it is.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
No, my mama black and her husband is white. He
didn't come down there to Perry's house and called his
mittle curious. He'll business and why is we hell business?
Because we're from the South.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
And why is we from the South because over forefather
brought us.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
See, that's that's not That's why I'm at with it.
And I'm talking about with instantly.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
In my house. You can ain't come up.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
You can't come to Steve Harvey house. Expect me to
be nothing. But this year I am the walking history.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Lesson at the top of the on the.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Walls, none of that. Ain't no pictures after this thanking
l O.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
What's going on? This is your boy Kevin Heart akak
Heart aka.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
Long Faced Little Knees. And right now you're listening too,
that's Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
All right, So tomorrow it's a big day.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
It's Tuesday, December third, it's National Giving Day, and Steve,
it's a really big day for you because your documentary
Father Figures will air on Doctor Phil Prime Time. The
documentary showcases your mentorship program and specifically this year's camp
for two hundred and fifty I said, two hundred and
fifty Fatherless Young men at your Georgia Ramp. This year

(30:55):
you had support from doctor Phil cam Newton Kirk Franklin
at the m as you continue to empower teenage boys
to become leaders in their communities.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
You know, this is the first time that someone has
done a full fledged story, not just a little three
minutes on e or nothing like that. Doctor Field came
to my ranch this summer for Father's Day Week and
spent about four days down there with the film crew.

(31:30):
It's the first time anybody has ever come and really
highlighted the work that we've been doing for over fifteen
years at the ranch. Now the ranch has switched. God
has blessed me to get a bigger place, but it's
all dedicated to the uplifting changing of boys and girls' lives.
Marjorie runs the girls program and I run the boy's program.

(31:52):
Doctor Field came down and did a full special on
it this summer. It airs for the first time in December.
Now I'm asking everybody to watch it so you can
see us on the Merit Network and it's once asking
everybody to look at it so you can see the
incredible work that we've been doing with these boys and
girls over the years and it's really highlighting and if

(32:16):
you can help us in any way, that would be appreciative.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Now here's the go.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Ahead, go ahead, Oh you want me to Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
So we shot this yeah, and it's of course what.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Time does it come on?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
It premieres tomorrow at eight pm, seventh Central on Doctor
Phil's Merit TV. You can search for Merrit TV in
your area or stream it for free on Merit Plus.
I mean, this is really great news, Steve, this is
big news.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
Now here's the other news to the elephant out the
room here, come to hate us? Why he up there
with doctor Phield because we shot it this summer. Because
shot it this summer. This would have been Yeah, it
was before the Trump rally, so we shot it this summer.

(33:09):
I was faced with the decision should I go forward
with airing it or not. I decided to just go
forward because I'm in the life changing business of young
boys and young girls. That's the business I'm in. Whoever
can help me in the changing of these young people's lives,
I appreciate their help. I don't agree with everybody's politics

(33:35):
and they may not agree with mine. But if we
come to an agreement that we are going to help
these young people in any way we can. That's why
I agreed to just go on forward. Now I already
know he come to hate us, and he go again.
He always no no, no, no, no no no. If you
listen to my radio show, you know we did everything

(33:56):
in our power to get Kamala Harris, Vice President common
Hands across the finish line. We did everything in our power.
It didn't work. The new President of the United States
is Donald Trump. And nothing I can do about that,
not a single thing. And so life can continues. I
will go on and the campus available, and we're working hard,

(34:18):
and we're making changes, and we got some new renovations coming,
and we got a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
But here come to hate.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
I know it's coming, but I'm prepared for it because
I'm just out here trying to do what's right. Once again,
we shot it Father's Day weekend. Just look at the tape.
Everybody got on t shirts. It's warm outside, it's hot, sunny,
all the leaves is green. It's gonna add tomorrow after

(34:47):
the Trump rally.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
God Doom, keep mayn my ass stay in mess. Every
time I try to get clear off this in that
he ain't come again, hey, y'all, But just just keep
in mind what is for and what it's about.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
It.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
It's about to uplift these young people. Have y'all talked
to you?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
No, no, because because I didn't want to, specially get poor.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Of this show right here if.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
I Philly, what I want to say is, Philly, look,
I just think you made a mistake because you said
something that black people found to be offensive.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
And the statement that he made.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Look him not calling Donald Trump or bully, that's that's
his interpretation that. But this country was not built on
de ei, what is that diversity equity? You're exactly right.
The country wasn't built on that. The country was built
on the backs of slaves, yes, sir, And that's how

(35:59):
black people perceive that statement. I don't think he understood
what he was saying. So we've been friends, man, I
see him out on vacation everything. Man, I've been to
his house, we have dinner, you know all of that.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Man.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
I just you know, so like it was tough for
me to see. But you know, we did this special
in September. So that's how I feel about it.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Man. I'm still cool with I just.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Don't agree with his politics or what he said, but
I'm still cool with him.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
You know, somebody asked me one thing.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
You know.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Somebody asked me said, if you saw Donald Trump and
he stuck his hand out, would you shake his hand?
I said, yeah, I would shake his hand. Why would
you shake the enemy's hand. Have you ever watched a
boxing match? People kick each other ass for twelve rounds,
beat the food out each other, talk about each other,
family and everything, and at the end of the fight they
hug in the middle of the ring.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I ain't gonna hug you, but I go.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
All right again.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
At premieers tomorrow at eight pm, seventh Central on Merit
TV and Steve coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
Congratulations to day is the last day to eat those
Thanksgiving leftovers. It's time to throw that food away. We'll
talk about that right.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
On Sunday. I'm sorry, I'm fat.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (37:17):
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(37:38):
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Speaker 7 (37:46):
All right, so here we go as promised. This is
according to foodsafety dot com that states, quote, leftovers can
be kept in the refrigerator for three to four days.
This means you have until what Monday today, after Thanksgiving
to eat all those delicious leftovers and place them in

(38:07):
the freezer to enjoy later. So listen, you can have
one more turkey sandwich if you like, or you can
enjoy you're that turkey dry now one time that turkey.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Drive that white met lord and mess God, you got
to put all kind manes on that damn sandwich.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
So yeah, throw it away. Today. Today's your last day.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
We are freezing.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Well you know that, go that's not poor people have
different rules, sureley, So I think we need to take
that in consideration. Number one, most poor people don't have
anything left by Monday. Let's just be about that.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Most most people people don't have nothing left by Monday.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
You're eating Friday or they freezing. You can't freeze.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Now, I'm gonna tell you right now that dressing and
that ghibli gravy that can last longer in the crambers
can last longer.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
So it's still something in our refrigerator. And we'll be
dealt with, you know what I mean, dealt with.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
Well handled it up today. Why you make it sound
like an altercation though, because I because I try to
fight against it, you know, I try to fight against.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
It and becomes an altercation and it usually wins.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Now the big thing, I'm the only person in my
family that eats the grandberry sauce with the berries in it.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Oh, I love that. That's my favorite.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Now everybody else is just a cranberry jelly person.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I like the berries.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Now, you know, I'm the berry guy. I want the berries.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah, okay, yeah, So this this is this is from
a study from Food Safety dot gov see food.

Speaker 14 (39:56):
Safety study Incause they really don't know black people. Yeah,
because you go to the Mayhouse, it's a turkey still
in there. It's probably gonna be in there the next Thursday.
That's what they do today on Monday.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
You see, they've never had turkey bones soup before.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
There you go, come on, we shred do something with that. Yeah,
you're gonna make a cross. Yeah, you leave them turkey
bones in that water. It's a little skin.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
How long that mac and chee lay?

Speaker 7 (40:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
That last time in black people's house.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
If you cover it tightly, that's gonna last because all
you got even if you just sprinkle a little water
on top of it. Let me tell you the proper
way to heat food in the microwave. Take a paper
tie in a way. Oh yeah, lay the paper.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Towe on top of the food.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Moisture sets into the food a lot better said.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
We're not following this rule from the safety go go
all right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
we'll talk to sister Odell. She'll be here right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, she is here as we leave.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
The world is looking for me.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
You can find me. Talk onto his wings. I know it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Good morning's every once.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Good morning, Happy belated Thursday or Thanksgiving to you.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Happy Black Friday, belated uh huh? Happy oh Cyber Monday.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
Yes, ma'am, that's today.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, that's everything.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
They just white folks keeps on coming up with ways
to take your money. That's just we keep giving a
nurser with Black Friday, and then it's Cyber Monday.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
It'll be Christmas in a minute. They still pimping.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
Well, I just wanted to know, sister Odell, since you're here,
we haven't talked to you in a little while. How
was your Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Then it was brutiful, sweet it were beautiful. We had
a couple of My girlfriend Claudine Bernadette Pearl.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Was miss girtrue.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
She wasn't feeling good. Her hip went out again.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Oh no, she was.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Dinner road so she couldn't.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
What did you say?

Speaker 7 (42:29):
I said, that's your ride or died?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Well, you know, ride or died, and if you can walk,
I'm not pushing you in the wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
So when your hip went out, you give it another
friend this year. Ride or died?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
No ride, not just die, no ride. I don't push wheelchair, sweetie.
That ain't what I do. I ain't in one.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
You in one?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
That shame on you?

Speaker 12 (42:55):
What sister and Dale?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
What kind of friend? No?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Going out the house is easy. That's down the ramp.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
You gotta push the big ass back over that ramp.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I'm not finn to do that. I had that wheelchair
roll over my foot.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
No, no, So who's your close girlfriend now? If it's
not miss skirts ru, well, I.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Just would Claude and Pearl me and Pearl was hanging.
You know, it's all good and she ain't on the
world can make rolls. We may have to roll your man.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
What did Claudette bring?

Speaker 7 (43:28):
What did miss Claudette bring to the dinner?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh, claudtte bring yams? Yams and oh both two items?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah you got.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
It's only four of us. You can't just bring one.
Somethings gonna be missing. I did the turkey dressing and
give me grapes.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Oh all right, said out damn?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
What kind of dressing did you make? What you mean
what kind of dress?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I mean it's different kinds of people put red dressing,
car red dress, kind of dressing? You know what count
of dressing is illegal?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
What?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
What kind of dressing is you talking about?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Sweet?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Let's hear what your little young answers talking about. Well,
you got seafood dressing?

Speaker 8 (44:08):
People seafood dressing on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yes, what seafood? You know? Go with techy?

Speaker 12 (44:15):
Well you can put you can you know go oyster dressing.
You can have all that, sisterdal It was just a question.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Old bread dressing.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yes, the New Orners we tossed too much, putting a
clowns and and crawlfish in the dress.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Ain't nobody doing all that?

Speaker 7 (44:41):
I was gonna ask you something, sister o Dell. I
didn't mean to let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
New Orners getting on my nerve with all these party
and a funerals. Put your people in the ground, troubles
and everything, and I can't hear none of that.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Second, the.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
New Orleans fuddle anyway, all your cash is sitting up
in the air. Put them in the ground below three level.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Move on from New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Well let it keep you level or whatever. But I
don't want to walk by look at you, and you're
laying right there with you.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
I left.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Scar ask cemetery, what is the sweating sweats your last question.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Shirley, Well, yeah, I wanted to. I don't know if
you heard Steve earlier.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
He was talking about one of his employees might not
be there because they I guess they messed up a
dish of his for Thanksgiving research. Yeah, I heard. What's
your take on when.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
They guys to go.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
They shouldn't be your employees anymore. For employees supposed to
follow instructions. Now, Mama Bridge gave him the directions for
the sweet Potato pat.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
He took it upon himself to go and do some research.
Thanksgiving is not the time for research. Is due to
damn recipe. Nobody asks you to research nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Coming up next, I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I can't believe Kemp him that long.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
The nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
I Gotta have faith. Okay, but right now the nephew
is here. We'll get into that in just a few
because right now the nephew is here and it's a
time for the prank phone call. What you got for

(46:27):
his nephew?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I got one for you, sir.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
But before we start, I gotta thank everybody that came
out and checked us out in Newark, New Jersey. That
would be me and Sheryl Underwood, Faness Mitchell and Dominique
did the damn thing at the NJPAC and we want
to say thank you, thank you, thank you for a
wonderful time. All right, all right, I'll let you know
after this prank. Well, the nephew is headed next. But

(46:51):
right now, this right here is you've been driving my car.
You've been driving my car. Okay, all right, cat dog,
if you would hello.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
I'm trying to reach Curtis please, Yeah, this is kurtiys
you the one worked at the hotel and you do
ballet parking.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
Yeah, you're working.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Okay, let me tell you something. You the one that
parked my seven fifty bmw S. You just took the
change out of my car, that the loose change I
had in there, and you also the put one hundred
miles on there. And I know you the one did it,
because you the one I tell I tellt you you
parked it. And then when I came back, you the
one brought my card back and I tept you. I
know you the one put them damn miles on my car.

Speaker 9 (47:30):
On man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on?
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
My name is Jason Man, Jason, Jason.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
Why don't you get my numbers?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I got your number from the hotel manager. I told
him I needed a folk the Curtis who threw the
ballet Parker, and they gave me your number. You the
one put these miles. Man, you put a hundred miles
over there. Ain't lend on.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
Ain't putting up the holes in your car.

Speaker 10 (47:48):
Man.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
That's all I do is just get the cars and
parking that shit. I ain't ain't. I ain't taking no
change to nobody car easther.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
You the one took my change I had.

Speaker 9 (47:56):
I had th D.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Jakes in there in the in the in the CD player.
When I got in there, it was a bigger smiles
or somebody in there. You the one was in my car. Man.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.
And there, Man, look what I probably puk your car
because I parted a whole lot of cars and I
just we You can tell you maybe somebody else probably
took your car and drove it around, But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
We can work at the hotel and do valet parking.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
How many am I working? Did do by the parking?
But that's how I do is part of the cars.
I don't tell nobody car driving around the town. I'll
steal nothing from the car. Ain't no thief. Man.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Hey man, let me tell you something, man. I know
you the one put these miles on here you hear me.
I know you was the one man put hold on.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
Hold on Manok. Look look man, I'm on probation right now,
right so, I mean, ain't got no time to be
still nothing not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just
part time job man, just parking. Call them trying to
take care of me and my little girl.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
I'm telling you. If somebody did take your car and
drive it around and steal something from your car, we
can we can figure out you know what I'm talking about,
if you just bring the car and you just coming
and we could talk to the managers and fire that out.
But I promise you, I promise you it wasn't me. Man.
If you just do one live, you know, we'll find
out what happened with your car.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
You the one did it, man, You the one put
a hundred miles on my car. You had that Red
Bes song, you had that name tag Steve Curtis. You
pulled off in and you pulled back up in. You
the only one told me you'll miss the one.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Hey man, Hey, Loia was a little bit. Man, hold on,
I can't. I can't hear you.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Nah, I know you can hear me. You're gonna hear
me when I get in your So you're gonna hear
me when I do that. But telling me, I said,
you gonna hear me when I get in your because
you put that hundred miles on it. I'm gonna come
up to that damn.

Speaker 9 (49:35):
Many putting one hundred miles in your car. Right, I'm
just hey, man, you know what. I just scared nothing
from your car. Ain't putting a hundred miles in your car? Right,
I told you I'm on probation right now. Now, that's
what I was doing. I go to work, I parked
these cars, and I'm coming home and take care of
me in my gall right. Ain't putting one hundred miles
on your car, man, I ain't take your car. That's
all I did was throw up your car and talked it.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Man. That's it now, that ain't what you're good.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
You don't know what the loss there.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Lose change out of now. And you also for one
hundred mile. It was like one hundred and four miles
extraw on that car. When I got back the let
me tell you something, man, I'm gonna come up with
when do you work again? When do you work tomorrow?

Speaker 9 (50:13):
I work tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Ay, What time do y'all get there?

Speaker 9 (50:16):
I'll be at six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Okay, And I'm coming up there in five forty five.
And guess what, mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your
little by myself.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Lord, No, come the float some to that job. That
job there you dogs pring it slip to the job.
What can I call?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
You?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Say?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
You have to get I said, I got a black
seven fifty BMW. I'm coming up there when I get
out of it. Hew you ready, he'll curtins hew y'all ready.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Already already know I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready.
I'm having a little verse on for you too. It's
gonna say, Curtis, this bring you up black. You sound
like you're black.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Then I'm black. I'm black, my car black, and I'm
finna get in you're black tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Tell you this stuff. We talk today to day. I'm
telling you I'm ship.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Just talk.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
I'm telling you this. You want you all, I'm telling
you it wants me. I mean you want to take you?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Tell man, I got one more thing I need to say.
You Curry, you listen to me? What is you listening?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
His nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy DC. Who do
Valet parking with you?

Speaker 9 (51:29):
What? What'd you say?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Hey, currys my homeboy? Did you do? Is it another
guy worked there named TC that do valet parking?

Speaker 9 (51:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Hey man, this nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. He got me the prank phone called you.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Oh man, I'm gonna get that now. Oh Lord, Jesus man,
my hot wll be man maaws be so fast as
I thought, I was about to go back down to Lord.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You knew you know you you was going back carry I'm.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
Chilling you, man, it was about to be over. It
was about to be over. The first person out of
saw got out. He was about to get it. I'm
chilling you.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Curtis. You got to be strong, man.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
You're gonna be strong for show. For Shure Man little body.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
To push your buddy that hat you going on? Man,
just be strong.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I hear you.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
I'm not gonna talk you know, I'm gonna keep it straight.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Man.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
You know all right, man.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Stay strong, you gotta take care this little girl. Boy.
You can't go back in there. Alriddy, all right, I
got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, what
is what is the baddest sometime at the baddest radio
show in the lane? Man?

Speaker 9 (52:36):
That's Steve, who have the morning show?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Baby? All right?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Come on right after the holidays. You know I need it.
You know I need some prank praise up in here.
You know, minute that little holiday got beside yourself? Come on,
where's the prank and praise?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
We can't take off, we can't take off.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
We come back. You get back to praise in.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
Lood.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
As we get back up in here, get out your job,
get on your job. And I'm gonna let y'all know
where I'm going next. But I also got something for
for the crew that I think we should do together.
All right. Next stop is December twenty eighth. December twenty eight,
that is the New Year's Comedy Jam. They call it
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got Tony Roberts, all right, you got Bruce Bruce, you got.

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Lou Nell, you got Red.

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Grant and hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. That is
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Number of times. All right, well, let's.

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Saturday, December twenty eight, one more time Tony Robberts, Lance Woods,
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what's today's day? This is the December second, Carling, Is
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Speaker 12 (54:26):
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On Steve.

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My damn coming up next Strawberry Letter. Like I said, subject,
I gotta have faith.

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Speaker 1 (56:32):
All right, thank you, nephew. Subject.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
I gotta have faith here, Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty
six year old single man and I'm in a strange situation.
My mom is forty four years old and recently divorced,
so we're very close. She threw a friends giving celebration
on the Saturday before Thanksgiving and she made me come
to it. I was there taking shots with her best friend,

(56:55):
who helped raise me, and I got drunker than I expected.
My mom's friend, Faith, offered me a ride home with
her in an Uber because I was in no shape
to drive. Faith and I got in the back seat
and we had a longer ride. Because my mom moved downtown.
Faith said she was sleepy, so she put her head
on my lap. She loves to play with me, but

(57:18):
I was shocked when she started tickling me between my legs.
That's when I saw that Faith was a little tipsy too.
Next thing I know, she untied the drawstring of my
sweatpants and reached into my underwear. All I could do
was throw my head back and enjoy the ride. We
got to my house and she asked if she could
come in. Yes, of course you can, I said. Faith

(57:41):
was at my house from Saturday night till Monday, and
she came back and cooked Thanksgiving dinner. I am crazy
about the sex, but I don't know if I can
keep sneaking around with her. We both made up excuses
when my mom asked us what we were doing for
the thing Thanksgiving. Faith is forty and she said I'm

(58:03):
mature for my age. She offered to take care of
me and do nice things for me. I think I
should tell my mom, but Faith said she doesn't need
to know. I love how Faith makes me feel and
how she's down for whatever in the bedroom. Is it
wrong for us to keep this a secret?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Well, the truth is you are.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Strong on this older woman's faith, and forty year old
Faith is just doing what she wanted to do. Obviously,
since you've become of age and you're twenty six now.
The reason Faith doesn't want to tell your mom is
a valid one. It's because she has enough life experience
to understand that your mom probably won't approve of her

(58:45):
best friend dating and having sex with her son. It's
just going to be weird to her, her being your mom.
In this case, you might like the sex with Faith.
To quote you, you said, I am crazy about the sex.
You might like it, but are you going to really
feel much like a man when she starts? You know,

(59:06):
she says she wants to take care of you, doing
nice things for you.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And all of that.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
I know it's different these days, but isn't a man
supposed to take care of the woman?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Just saying?

Speaker 7 (59:16):
And why you want to tell your mom if it
comes up. That's one thing you guys will have to
deal with that issue when it comes up. But a
grown man wouldn't be feeling guilty about his relationship and
running to his mom telling her his business. That just
wouldn't happen. This whole thing is kind of messy right now,
so I say keep it to yourself, keep it a
secret until you decide if it's real with Faith or

(59:39):
what you have with faith is just a fling with
an older woman and nothing serious.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Steve, Well, let's just go get to this letter right here.
This could be one of my all time favorites. Subject
I gotta have faith, Yes you do, Yes you do.
The subject of letter is I gotta have faith. My
response to this letter is yes you do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
And young man, let me give you a different way
to look at this letter.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Let's change a few words and it so it makes
more sense. Did Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I'm a twenty six year old single man and I'm
in a strange situation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Stop saying that. Stop saying that. Don't say that no more.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I'm twenty six year old single man and I'm in
a situation. That's all this is. Stop saying this strange.
Don't say that no more. See you making it sound
like it's bad. I'm wrong with it. Just shut your
damn mouth. You in a situation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
My mom is forty four years old and recently divorced,
so we're very close.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
That's another thing. Stop stop saying you close to your mama.
Don't worry about that this time separate. Cut the biblical cord.
Stop being a mama's boy. Stop saying you close to
your damn mama. The cord got cut at birth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It's in the trash with the placenta. Just let it go.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
She threw a friendship celebration on the sadday before Thanksgiving,
and she made me come to it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
That's cause y'all close.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
I was there taking shots with her best friend who
helped raise me, and I got drunken than I expected.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
All right, my mom's friend.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Faith offered me a ride home in an uber because
I was in no shape to drive.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Thank you, Faith. That's what we all should do.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Take care of people who we know are inebriated so
we have less trouble out on the road. She did
the right thing. And oh, by the way, I think, Alima,
I have saved this. Come in about fame. Faith and
I got in the back seat and we had a
longer ride because my mom moved downtown. Thank God, did
your mama move downtown? Faith said she was sleepy, so

(01:01:53):
she put her head on my left right there. Pull
over now night, where this little letter to you could
turn that. Nobody can't take a nap on my left.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Nobody. You might be sleep but I damn showing the
whole body.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Can't take a nap on my left if you lay
your head on my left.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
The one person right now that ain't sleeping is me.
She loves to play with me. Oh, but I was
shocked when she started tickling me between my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Right there. Oh, we ain't nobody sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Now we'll have.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Hell coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Hell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Strawberry letter, subject I gotta have faith.

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Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject I Gotta have faith.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
The subject is I gotta have faith, and my response
to that is, yes, you do. I've suggested to this
young man how to view this letter so he can
take a different perspective. I'm twenty six year old single man.
I'm in a strange situation. No, you not stop staying
this strange. You just in a situation. My mom is
forty years old, recently divorce. Also, we're very close. That's

(01:04:01):
another thing. Stop saying you're close to your mama. Let
that go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
You and your mama. Cool.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Stop saying you're very close. Stop being a mama. Mama's
boy is over. She threw a friendship celebration on the
Saturday before Thanksgiving and she made me come. I was
taking shots with her best friend, who helped raise me,
and I got drunken than I expected. My mom's free
and Faith offered me a ride home with her in
an Uber because I was in no shape to drive.

(01:04:29):
That's very good, protecting people out on the street from
drunk and drive. Faith that I got in the back
seat and we had a longer ride because my mom
moved downtown.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Okay, cool. So I'm assuming it's dark outside.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
It's dark. It's dark. I'm saying it's dark because after
thanks it's dark. You get dark early.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
Faith says she was sleepy, so she put her head
on my left that is what it letter changed. I'm
just telling you right now. Know everybody, and I mean nope,
can put their heads.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Nobody.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
You might be sleepy, but I damn sure once you
lay on my laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Forget it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
And you are a female. This is now.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
A full blown situation with possibilities. Now she loves to
play with me. I don't know what that means, but
we got to it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
But I was shocked when she started tickling me between
my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Okay, right here, what we're talking about now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Tickle tickle ha ha he he Hell I bet I
don't laugh though. You can't tickle me between my legs
and get laughter.

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
You can get something, but it ain't gonna be laughter.
That's not what you're gonna get. A reaction, but it
ain't gonna be laughter. Ain't nobody gonna be laughing. That's
when I saw that Faith was a little tipsy too.
I don't give a damn if Faith just came from church.

(01:06:09):
I found out she was tipsy too. Well, you tickling
me between my legs and your head is in my lap.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Damn that Faith is fine. I don't care what faith
looks like right now. Faith is fine.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Next thing I know she untied the drawstring on my
sweatpants and reached into my underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Okay, how funny is that? Though?

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
That tickling you between your thighs? He bet you wasn't
laughing now, boy was she?

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
All I could do was throw my head back and
enjoy the ride.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yes, yeah, that the first thing he said in the letter.
That was true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
All I could do was throw my head back in
the enjoy the ride.

Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
We got to my house and she asked if she
could come in. Guess what the next best thing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
He said?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Well, yes, corse, you can't come on? Boy, it took us, Yes,
of course you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Can I come inside? Where are you going? I done
already sent the uber hole? Hell yeah, you come in.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Faith was at my house from Saturday night till Monday,
and she came back and cooked Thanksgiving dinner. I am
crazy about the sex. Yes, called faith forty. Faith knows
some things. But I don't know if I can keep
sneaking around with her. Why not? All of a sudden, see, boy,

(01:07:43):
you was going good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
See this? What see? All I could do here? This way?

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
You started doing what was right. All I could do
was throw my head back and enjoy the ride. That
was the first thing. Then she said, can I come inside?
And you said, yes, of course you can. Now you
had came around to what manhood is. And then you said,
I don't know if I could keep sneaking around with her?

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Why can't you?

Speaker 10 (01:08:13):
What not?

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
Then he said, Then he said, we both made up
excuses when my mom asked us what we was doing
for Thanksgiving, because y'all have done some things where you
can't make eye contact right now, because'll you ever done
some stuff the night before when you were so ashamed
you couldn't even make eye contact with the other person
I'm talking, I just had to look off. Yes, Faith

(01:08:39):
is forty, and she said, I'm mature for my age. Okay,
now she.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Offered to take care of me and do nice things
for me. Yes, this young man is called a blessing.
This is called grace favor.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
Really you're really doing?

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
I think I should tell my mom you're stupid? What
is your finna tell your mama fault? You better not
open your damn moum, your little dumb ass boy. I'd
have told you you and your mama ain't close no more.
That's why I told you stop saying y'all close. Faith
says she don't need to know Faith. No, she don't
need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I know how.

Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
Faith makes me feel and how she's down for whatever
in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Is it wrong for us to keep this a secret? Son?
You have to keep it a secret.

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It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got junior?

Speaker 14 (01:10:32):
All right, let's go over Shirley Week thirteen, NFL Colts
over the Patriots twenty five to twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I to pick that one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
You need to pick that one.

Speaker 14 (01:10:41):
Yeah, Higo on Uh this Stealers Man, the Stealers over
the Bengals forty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Four to thirty eight. I to pick that one too.

Speaker 14 (01:10:48):
Don them charges over the Falcon seventeen thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I wouldn't have picked that one. Oh Man, Seahawks and
the Jets.

Speaker 14 (01:10:58):
Seahawks take the Jets twenty six twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I'd have bet that one.

Speaker 14 (01:11:02):
Would you would have bet this one? Texans open Jaguars
twenty three to twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Hell, yeah, I have bet on the Texas.

Speaker 14 (01:11:08):
And the Vikings beat the Cardinals twenty three to twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
I'd have picked the Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Oh man, he go one.

Speaker 14 (01:11:17):
The Commanders man the Commanders forty to to nineteen over
the Titan hell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Yatta pick that forty two balling.

Speaker 14 (01:11:27):
Daniel, Yeah, here go one. Uh, you would pick this too.
The Buccaneers over the Panthers twenty six to twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I pick anybody over Pam, you know, big un Man.

Speaker 14 (01:11:42):
The Rams beat the Saints twenty one to fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Oh he gonna go with those.

Speaker 14 (01:11:49):
The Eagles beat the Ravens twenty four to nineteen I'd
have picked.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
That sept because of Jaylen Hurt. I'm always gonna go
with q Son.

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
Always allay cuteness, cue, I thought you sink you said.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Not a lot of cutey.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Not what we know.

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
We don't, we don't, matter of fact, we don't really
want cute people in our friend. Take your little pretty
ass over there with them capitals. Take your little pretty
ass over there with them capitains and going through the
little stroll and do the little ship and all out there.
Get you all that in there because we start.

Speaker 14 (01:12:30):
How you feel about these lines, Detroit lines? Man, they
beat the Bears twenty three to twenty.

Speaker 8 (01:12:34):
Man, Hell yeah, we're gonna beat the line and the
coach ain't got no more job. No, that's the dumbest
last have the seven seconds of football I've ever seen about, Like, hey, nobody,
what the hell was they thinking about that? Coach said
that to the game.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
I'm comfortable with my decision, kid, and want the ass
out of work too, fine, budd, Yes, oh my.

Speaker 14 (01:12:55):
Goodness, all right, picking this man, the Cowboys and Giants.
The Cowboys beat the Giants twenty seven to twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
You would pick that one upm No, but that's funny though.
The Cowboys having a rough year. Boy, they have a
rough year.

Speaker 14 (01:13:11):
Yeah there they were all right, Oh here we go
mad the Broncos and the Brown play tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
How you feeling about this now?

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Cleveland baby, Jason Wiston got a believe Yeah, I'd have
had a good week. I'd have picked all my honest
about my pics.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
What about Deshaun Watson? Is anything going on with DeShawn?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, Cleveland ain't a good place to be having a
bad time coming up and supported people don't all.

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
My wife thinks her husband has two cell phones and
she's got questions for you, Steve. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
This is from Srwanda in Southfield. Swanda says, I was
in bed watching a movie with my husband. His phone rang,
so he silenced it. Five minutes later, he asked if

(01:14:01):
I wanted some wine, and he went to the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
He left his phone on.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
The charger with the power off. I could hear him
whispering in the kitchen, but his cell phone was by
me and he wasn't on our home phone. When he
came back with the wine, I asked to was he
talking to? And he said he was singing, And I
need to stop questioning here, boy, I have a search.
I have searched high and low to see if he

(01:14:27):
has another cell phone. Was he really singing or was
the wine just an excuse to go make a call.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
Well, first of all, you have not seen a second phone,
and you've searched high and low, so I don't even
know if he got a second phone. But I know
sometimes like it'll sound like I'm talking because I like
a lot of slow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
So like, if I'm in the kitchen, would you mind.

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
If I touched, if I kissed, if I held you
tight in the morning light.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
That's a song. Yeah, that's a song. Oh I miss you,
miss you, miss you, miss you. That's a song. So
you're trying to say, up the baby, that's a song.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
If you do know the difference between singing and honey.

Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
Well you do know that a woman would know the
difference between some lyrics and.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
A well hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on.
I have the perfect answer for that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
He can't you answer hello?

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
And you ain't he motherly because if he was singing,
he'd be a sing up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
He can't sing. I'm not going for that. He can't.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
No, No, I can't. I can't say I work, I
drive PEPSI truck. I'm not a single baby. And quick
question to me, now, I left the phone plugged up,
Daddy is the phone is in there?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
But that's all he was talking to I could have
been in there. The hell where the wine that? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
If you come back, you ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
Got no wine that he had the wine he had,
You got to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Come back with the wine. God.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I talked to Tommy all the time, so I can
say I'm talking to me out and I.

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Do that all the time. My wife said that all
the time, Steve, you're talking to yourself. Yeah, she said,
why do you do that? Winting does that too, because
I gotta run it by myself to see how it sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Before I say it out loud.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
Because I hear it out loud and it don't sound
good that I know how to say it. My problem
is the whole lot of what I say sound.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Good to me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
You cleared.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
The headbody filtering it and then said it all over
the internet.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Yeah you don't use that on this show, though. You
just say it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
No, I've even cleared.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Yeah, yeah, you just clear you just clear.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Bruh and't the problem?

Speaker 8 (01:17:22):
Let me see see the problem, ladies, is y'all won't
to find something wrong with it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:30):
If her intuition is saying that her man is on
the phone talking to somebody else in the kitchen, well.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Get up and goes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Where is the phone? Where is the phone?

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Search?

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
She doesn't search high and low. Don't nobody know how
to search like a woman? Nobody homide.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
I'm gonna tell you right now, what since you want
to know? It's a ghost in the house. And I've
been telling you this ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
A three year.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
I don't want you to know nothing about this goal,
but this ghost. All right, I'm going one step further
than that time. I'm gonna tell her where to fold at.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Oh really, where it's at. He's taking the back of
the refrigerators.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
All right, coming out, We'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I put a lot of stuff behind that frigerator.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
Well, guys, don't forget Tune in tomorrow. Tune in tomorrow.
That's Tuesday, December third, because Steve, your documentary Father Figures
will air on The Doctor Phil Merit TV. That's where
it's going to be. It's gonna air on Doctor Phil
Primetime Merit TV. It's streaming free Unmerit Plus. It's airing

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at eight pm seventh Central, and it will feature you, Steve,
Doctor Phil, Kirk Franklin, and Cam New, a lot of people.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
And just so you know, just putting it out here
right now. We shot this special this summer at my
ranch on Father's Day week, just looking at all grass
is green. Everybody got on T shirt. It's airing in December.
This is after the Trump rally. Just want to put
that out there, so when y'all come for me, I'm

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just letting you know Uncle Steve did this and I
was debating on whether to let it air or not.
But because we have different political views, I can't stop
the work that I'm doing for these young people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
So I'm trying to help these young people and we
need help.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
I'm trying to get this ranch build out completely for
these boys and girls. So many lives were changing, and
that's what it's about. Lord, I didn't know he was
gonna say that at your truth that God knows.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
I'm sitting up here going as soon as he said it,
I went, God, Dog Harvey, stay trench, Trump, shut our show,
damn mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come
here thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of
would you rather? Right after this.

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of would you rather now? When you're sick? Would you
rather some Vix vapor rub or would you rather ginger ale?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Oh Vix?

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
What Vick? You're sick?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I ain't finn to help you now? I gotta put
all this on my chest. I got to stink. You
gotta put this on.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
Yeah, I'm with Tommy on that Vicks vapor rub thing,
because yeah, you need help.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
You got to put it under your nose.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
You got to put it on a hot cloth on
your chest, You got to put it on your feet,
put them socks on the hell I need to belch
for the hell that I'm finn to drink this ginger ale.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
For it depends on what kind of sick you are.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
What do ginger ale do?

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
If you got some ache of stomach?

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Yeah, boy, you better get some ginger. Y'all need to
grow up.

Speaker 13 (01:21:36):
Hell ginger ale, you need ginger all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Would you like a quiet New Year's Eve at home?

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Would you rather a quiet New Year's Eve at home
or with your wife? Or New Year's even Las Vegas
at a club?

Speaker 14 (01:21:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Where I can go to Vegas at a club. I
have to be at home with my wife. Sure is
she got the club too?

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
To wifey, Yeah, I go to the club with one. Okay,
I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
We didn't wanted the well not to ask me to
go to no club on New Years He ain't no, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
This year, do you feel like at midnight?

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Don't the law drop, ain't keys nothing everything in there
and it got cold. We wake up any.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Morning, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
So this year do you feel more like Santa Claus
or would you rather Ebaneze or Scrooge? Which one would
your Santa? Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
I'm seven close, I got grand kids, Santa?

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Why would I go with the Scrooge? Yeah, that's just
the question.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Okay, It isn't about the most craziest.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Would you rather that? This?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Would you rather?

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
One twelve foot Christmas tree or three? Seven foot Christmas tree?

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
One twelve foot, twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Feet, three seven foot or three?

Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
Uh huh?

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
For Tommy though, I want I want twelve. Put a
star on that seven foot tree. I can put you
right up there, and you got knock the tree to have.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
I'm not listening to him.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
That's today's roundup? Would you rather? Coming up next? It's
the last break of the day.

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All right, here we are, guys, last break of the day,
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Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Everybody feel good? Everybody good?

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
Yeah? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
On for Christmas?

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
Were we got twenty three January tomorrow?

Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
Well twenty three days though, right, today's second Monday, the
second right, so yeah, twenty three days.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
What you're getting your wife, Dave? That will help them?
That'll help me know what to do. I got some
words out already. I'm trying to me it. See what mean? Well,
you know, don't you see what's available and stuff like that?

Speaker 12 (01:25:20):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Oh, I'm at them way past that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Just you know, blous and flowers. I can't do that. Yeah,
I'm weed, I'm weird. I'm on the other side. I
got to come up with stuff that you create.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Getting harder to yeah, because it's just harder, man. I
you know, I just.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Make something, make something, makes up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Nobody want to want no damn crafts, something that they
think that from the kids can make an ass tray
of popsticicle sticks all that. You can't cut that into
your wife talking about I made you something here, go
upang well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Feed hobby lobby.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Yeah, he made you. He made this T shirt for
you and threw some glitter on it. See it sparkless, handmade.
That's why it ain't straight.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
You could write, write something, writer a song.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
That ain't what you were saying. Now we're grown ass women.

Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
Don't want that she has she has everything, right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Well, we'll get some more everything. Don't go in.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
So hard for you.

Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
Give us some more everything. Don't go in there with
no damn craft trying to be creative.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Candle, I made these gloves. What what.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Hey, baby? I know how you always be cold at that.
I brought you these foot warmans you can put inside
your socks.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
What know you from the hard.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Do this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
A brother that's got a budget of five hundred for
his for his girl, for his lady. They got a
budget of five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Hundred forgive a lot of money.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
Yeah, well, you know you've been to save up. You
know it's coming. Five hundred. Man, you gotta spend five
hundred on your wife for Christmas?

Speaker 12 (01:27:16):
What you're gonna get anyway? Rich people problems five hundred
dollars come.

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
On with the budget that five hundred.

Speaker 8 (01:27:33):
Hun You know many five hundred dollars gift cards I
could give rup.

Speaker 7 (01:27:37):
That would a gift card.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
I love card at Nimon Markers and Sacks.

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
You know they stuff like that where they can go
and feel like they're doing something baller. You know that
would be good gift certificate as Sacks or Nemen Markets,
something like that. Depending on what your financial level is.
Don't give her the five hundred dollars gift certificate at Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Don't don't do that. Gotta make a.

Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
Hundred and something extra you want, you want them to
feel special, So five hundred dollars a cold five hundred,
five hundred to get a nice purse.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Don't want it?

Speaker 12 (01:28:18):
Yes, Okay, your airline ticket somewhere or girls trip or something.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Yeah, but do five hundred dollars getting there? How much
of coach bad?

Speaker 12 (01:28:30):
Cause you can get something nice five hundred dollars, that's
a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:28:37):
I'm just trying to think of what that five hundred
dollars do. I can't walk in there with none of that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Okay, I'm just being real my life.

Speaker 8 (01:28:46):
This ain't your telling you. I'm gonna tell y'all something.
Everybody but everybody want money. Let me tell you something
more money, more problems. It's just gonna be something I
told let the one do. He said, well, okay, let's switch.

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
Yeah, let me see.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
And I understood where it was coming from.

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
And I also learned not to complain too about my position,
because that's staying out read a long time ago. You
can't complain about what all is on your plate when
your whole goal was to eat, because I do remember
when this plate was in that part, I do remember,
and that's the part of it that keeps me humble,

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and that's the part that keeps me working, because I
do remember when the plate was absolutely empty and I
had no idea how to feel it. And now that
it's full. You can't complain. You just can't complain.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:29:41):
And I tell you, I tell you something I did
that was very, very helpful. I sat down on November tenth.
I remember the day because I put it in my
notes section and it's listed in my notes and I'm
going to show it to you at a distance. So
these are my notes and it says right here, November tenth,

(01:30:02):
Sunday night. So almost a month ago. I went down
and I just started listing everything I was grateful for.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
And look at this list. It just goes on and
on and on. I was just things I was grateful for.
And so what I did was, at the end of it,
I wrote, in Jesus' name, I claim all these things
because I was thanking him for stuff that was pending
it and stuff that I was working on, and stuff

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that had happened.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I was praying for healing and family.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
And at the end of it, I said, I claim
all these things in Jesus name. And what I found
out was I started reading that list every morning when
I wake up. Since November tenth, every I have not
missed the morning of reading the entire list of what
I was grateful for. It is an amazing way to

(01:30:57):
start your day by being grateful, because it takes waking
up on the wrong side of the bed, It takes
that getting off to a bad start, and it eradicates
it because all of a sudden you realize, Wow, I
got a lot going on, Wow I got.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Try Those are my closing remarks. Talk to God today,
He'd have.

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