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December 4, 2024 91 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Y'all bad at all at all.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given a.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Black a million bus boozy listening to show.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't joy, ye joy, you got to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
the mouth, the turn out, turn the money up looking.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey oh Man.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Got a radio show. Man, got a radio show, and
a whole lot mold too, man. God is good to me.
I have no other explanation, if I have no other
explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
thing called life, except if it was not for the
goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for His

(02:31):
grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
The way that I do.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I will not be who I am or where I am.
I am who I am and where I am simply
because God is who he is. If it was not
for God, I would have no testimony for you, because
I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.

(02:59):
I can sit here today and tell you flat out
that it is purely because of God's grace and mercy
that I exist today because of His favor. See now
He shows us favor in life because of a combination
of things I've discovered. And this is not the whole

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answer to life, I can assure you as not. But
this is a combination that I've grown to understand better
and better, and I wish I had gotten it earlier
in my life.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But here it is.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
If you take faith and you combine it with an
incredible work ethic.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Then God.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Has the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the
best way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
It is the combination of faith and work that produces
the most opportunities for God.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
To show you favor.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
see if you had the faith in God that God
can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
that God will see you through. That the God is

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the God you serve, is the greatest giver of all
good things, if you kept that faith intact through it
all and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows
the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
without that what you want God to do? See, you

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can have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
you favor. And you got to do some things man,
that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
or something that don't have the right payoff right in

(05:11):
front of your face, with the faith that it'll pay
off later on. See, too many people are working for
the right now reward, and the right now reward is
not how it works.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But the only way you can know that is if
you got to You got to apply the faith and
see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
like that, or you have to have faith to believe
that it's coming, because faith.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is the belief in things that you cannot see.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's what faith is. You know you're standing at Let
me give you exam.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk
then that the signs say walk, What do you think
your chances are making it across that street?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is what?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Because guess what the.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Signs say walk. You can see the other side. There's
other people in the cross walk walking, So guess what
you strike out blindly? It don't take a lot of
faith to get across that streets. That's not what I'm
talking to you about. I'm talking about the faith, the
belief in things that you cannot see, the faith that

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what I'm doing today, I believe in my heart of
heart that God.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wouldn't bring me this far to leave me.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
That God is a true, in living God, that he
keeps his promises, that later on, there's things that I'm
working towards right now gonna pay off later on. See,
too many people want the reward right now. See, that's
not the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing
to do, if it's if it's a good thing to do,
if it's a just thing to do. See if it's

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sin in it, it ain't God. You can just clear
it on up right there. You can stop all the wondering.
If that's His voice talking to you, if it's the
right thing to do, if it's sin in it. It's
not God talking to you.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Kill it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
Go tell them off when you see him.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
That ain't God.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
telling you to do it. So you can kill that
conversation today. That's how you know. But if you are
aligning yourself up man and you and what you're doing
is just and right and correct and pleasing in the
sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
And see, here's the best way I can tell to

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his another one. When you're going somewhere, when you're on
the road to going somewhere, and you know the somewhere
that you're trying to get to.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Let's say you've set a goal of for yourself.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know where you want to get to, You got
a good idea, and you own your way to going there.
Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, and
it is going to become challenging when it becomes all

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three of those things when it don't look like it's
gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
I know he don't bless me. But in the middle
of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,
what you can't do is you can't complain so much

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that you forget that the.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Place that you're trying to go to, you actually own
your way there still.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
See, don't get caught up into complaining and then lose
sight of your blessing that's actually.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Happening to you.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What really, man, of all the times to register a
complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
Ease back in, man, you in it's a tornado whirling
around you. You ain't got time to ease back in.
You gots to go on and jump back in it.
It is what it is to whom much is given,

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much is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so
caught up in the complaints that you lose sight of
the blessings. Man, God got a lot for you in
your life.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
But you got to have them two things, y'all. You
got to take that faith and you got to ply
a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates the
most opportunities for God to show you favor. And when
God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds you planted,
all of that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,

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all of that hard work you've been put in God
to pay it off.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
And He'll pay it off in ways that you don't
even see coming.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, Cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Ship, ladies and gentlemen. Oh man, boy, that God. Let
me tell you something. God is really really amazing.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
That ain't the word for it. He is beyond amazing,
he really is. He didn't done it again.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know if you notice it, but he didne
did it again. It's another day, man, That son keep
coming up. You can put it behind clouds and ain't
nothing you can do about it. It keep coming up.
Who you know do something every day the exact same way,
just like he said he would. Ain't nobody but God,
everybody you know that said they were gonna do something

(10:46):
for had an excuse one time. Oh well I forgot,
I overslept. You know it's coming.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'll get it. I'll do it twice tomorrow. No, No,
he don't miss. Man, that's a good God. He don't miss.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's who you need in your life, somebody you can
count on that don't miss. Because I'm telling you, man, people,
no matter how dedicated they are to you, they are human.
They have flaws and they will miss. I don't care
who you're married to. I don't care who you're in
love with. I don't care if you met your soul mate.
It don't matter. They just humans. They gonna miss. But

(11:25):
that God who one thousand percent dead on the money, man,
that's why I love it. Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Harvard,
Marti Show, Shelton Strawberry, Calin Freil, Mississippi, Monica Junior and
the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior's on your mind.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Many.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I saw your special last night.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I want to get my hats off to you.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Brother, this special brothers.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Man.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
You doing some work.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
Man, You doing some work down there. Come on, you're
doing some work. Man, Now, how did you see. I mean,
how do you feel about it when you when you
saw did you see?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, when I shot it, I felt good about it,
you know, because nobody had done that extensive filming of
actually what goes on at the camp. Nobody had really
Kevin Fraser came down there, but you know, E gonna
chop it up. He was really did a good job.
I really thank Kevin Fraser too. But it was like
a three minute second. This was a whole hour though.

(12:28):
Oh man, who.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Wow, the work, the stuff.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
When you tell them, boys is how out here for everybody?
What's all it's gonna play? It's high for everybody, Doug,
this little boy talking about mister Harve. It's hot out here.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Boy, it's hot. We're all hot. This ain't he ain't
following you.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
But man, you know what because a lot of these
young guys, this generation is indoor kids. Yeah, they inside
on video games. Yeah. Let me tell you something, man,
it's little boys can't do five push ups.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I saw that. I saw that.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
This little boys they never broke out running full speed.
I mean, I'll be down there going what when that's
all I did? I ain't handle con all this year.
While I didn't handlebody. But they were a good group
man and all. Yeah, just a lot of good work.
But thank y'all for watching the special amerriage. What you
do feel see, we'll see what.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're holding your Yeah, I'm fully expected to come turn.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Your back on him like Mike Tyson's you're back on
the matters, all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes
after the hour, we'll hear from the Nephews. He runs
that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
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Speaker 3 (13:54):
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Speaker 3 (14:15):
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Speaker 1 (14:18):
All right, nephew, tell me is here to run that
prank back for us?

Speaker 9 (14:21):
What you got, nephew, I got colorful adoption, colorful adoption
all right, it's time that we adopt a couple of
white keys. We're gonna drop them off at your house tomorrow.
Get ready, cat dog. If you hood colorful adoption.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie. This
is Hill. Listen. My name is Katheen. I'm from Adoptions.
I'm giving you a call. I'm sure you're aware that
we're coming by tomorrow and we were great. First of all,
I wanted to say thank you for being a part
of this adoption thing for Black History. We really greatly

(14:59):
appreciate what you're doing. We want you to know that
we have your scheduled tomorrow that we're going to drop
two Caucasian kids off at your household.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
And uh, hello, you're going to drop them off at
my house.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Right right? Uh? Are you familiar with what's going on
with coming from my house? No, you're okay? Let me
well wait a minute, hang on you your name has
been submitted to us that you are volunteering to take
in two Caucasian kids here during Black History Month and
you're going to teach them as much as you can

(15:33):
about Black history for a week. They're going to be
with you for seven days. How many rooms do you
have in your apartment so we can make sure that
the kids have adequate space? Okay?

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Can you tell me who's submitted my name?

Speaker 12 (15:43):
Now?

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Can you tell me?

Speaker 12 (15:45):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Do you guys have a back door so that you
know there's an as an access uh entrance? I'm sorry,
where are you calling from again? I am calling from
for adoptions? But what I do need to know is
I do need to know where the kids have transportation?
Do you have a vehicle that is definitely yours?

Speaker 11 (16:05):
The kids won't have transportation? I'm sorry you're asking me?

Speaker 10 (16:09):
No, who are you again? And my name is Kadeen, ma'am,
I'm calling for adoptions? Okay?

Speaker 11 (16:16):
And who submitted my who submitted my information?

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Ma'am? Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children? No?

Speaker 11 (16:22):
Who submitted my name to you to say that I
was gonna take two more?

Speaker 12 (16:26):
Two more?

Speaker 10 (16:27):
Well, ma'am, I ask you, do you have adequate space?
And do you are you going to be having enough
food to you know, for the food for the kids.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
I know because I don't have three children. I'm trying
to feed these three over here, and no, I don't
have enough food to feed two more children.

Speaker 13 (16:40):
Now you're calling me, and who gave you my information?

Speaker 10 (16:44):
Ma'am? I'm going to ask you another time. How many
bedrooms do you have in your apartment units so we
can make sure that the kids are accommodated proper.

Speaker 13 (16:51):
No, don't bring any kids to my house.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
I don't care, no what color they are and what
you need? Who submitted my information to you?

Speaker 10 (17:00):
Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
you had how long have you been on your job? Okay?

Speaker 11 (17:06):
What the I don't know?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
Well, mom, I mean your name has been submitted by.

Speaker 14 (17:12):
Okay much say that's I'm not interested. You know what
happened if you dropped two kids? Drop two white care
rights and my girl?

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Uh no, man, I don't.

Speaker 14 (17:23):
Oh no, we're not.

Speaker 13 (17:24):
No, that's okay.

Speaker 14 (17:26):
I don't have time.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
I work ten dollars a day.

Speaker 14 (17:28):
I don't have time for that. It's okay, you can
drop the you.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
Know what's gonna happen to him?

Speaker 13 (17:33):
You dropping mama day, It's gonna be right where you
dropped them out there when you come back to you
them next week?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (17:38):
Okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that you
don't mind volunteering to take you.

Speaker 13 (17:44):
I know you can take them to the to submitted
my name.

Speaker 14 (17:47):
Take them to that. I don't need them, I don't
know them. I work ten dollars a day, can't come
to whoever submits.

Speaker 13 (17:53):
How about you take.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
Them I submib I'm I work for the agency, ma'am.
I'm I'm here to try and get these kids a
great place to get educated.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
And that's okay.

Speaker 13 (18:03):
I'm not even take nobody, no, no, thank you, And
you have ever told.

Speaker 14 (18:09):
You this, take them to take them to that.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
I have three children on my own I'm taking care
of a.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Will tell you that.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
I don't know exactly who submitted your name. All I
know is that that they said that you would be
good as far as taking care of the children and
teaching them about black kids to them.

Speaker 14 (18:26):
I told you this, ma'am.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
I don't you know. Like I said, I'm working here
adoptions and I'm.

Speaker 14 (18:33):
Yeah, I don't who you work for.

Speaker 13 (18:35):
And I have three kids of my own. I worked
ten hours a day that I'm teaching about black history.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Life, Okay, I mean is it?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (18:43):
Is it a problem teaching two more children and two
Caucasian children who probably don't know as much about black history.

Speaker 14 (18:49):
It is a problem. I worked ten hours a day,
I got three, so.

Speaker 13 (18:53):
I'm trying to feed on my own.

Speaker 11 (18:55):
What are you you need to take them.

Speaker 10 (18:57):
Children to that who told you to bring them to me?
How about that, ma'am? I don't know. I'm not at
liberty to give out the names on who exactly submitted
your name.

Speaker 13 (19:06):
I want the name of the blake who alive to
bring some kids to my I even trying at the
kid's wife.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
I want the name of the they'll told you that.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
That's what I want. I remember, I don't have their
names in front of me. I don't have.

Speaker 13 (19:22):
Told you to bring me two kids tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
All I know is what scheduled to drop them off
at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. What kind of.

Speaker 14 (19:31):
Sense they from there? I said, when you come.

Speaker 13 (19:33):
Back to get them, I didn't sign up for any
more kids.

Speaker 14 (19:37):
Give me the name of the person who told you
to bring men.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Said, I don't have the name in front of me,
and actually I'm not at liberty to let you know
who submitted your name. All I know was scheduled to
drive two kids off at ten o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (19:50):
Did you know I don't know what I've.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Been asking you how to sign me up to bring
two white kids. I don't even have a problem with
the kids being white. They could be Mexican.

Speaker 14 (19:59):
A that's not the point gave you.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
I don't know who you men in your name. I
don't know that.

Speaker 14 (20:06):
Oh no, you about to know who gave you my information,
so they don't not have been the mouse.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
All I know is, ma'am, I'm sketty to bring those
kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning. Okay,
Oh that's.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Who them saw you that say, don't bring no kids
to my house. I don't even care if.

Speaker 14 (20:20):
They wife, just don't bring two more kids.

Speaker 11 (20:23):
To my mouth, pirious, curious.

Speaker 10 (20:26):
I will see you in the morning, miss Valerie. Okay,
in the morning. I have one more thing I need
to tell you about tomorrow. Are you listening you? Are
you listening?

Speaker 13 (20:37):
Yeah, I'm listening. Them You'll have to say to me
right now.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
That is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your coworking name.

Speaker 14 (20:56):
Three kids, and then of them then ain't Oh gosh,
I got you.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
I'm all right, alright, Valerie, I got one more thing
to ask you. What is what is the baddest And
I'm talking about the badest radio show in the land.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
The scheme every morning.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So now what coming up next?

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Coming up next? We gotta be back as the colo.

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
safety is a year round priority.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
It's mine and why I have the Burner Launcher.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
Equipped with powerful non lethal deterrens, including tear gas and
kinetic rounds with a sixty foot range. Now it's legal
in all fifty six requires no background checks or permits,
ship directly to your door. Visit Berner dot com slash
Tommy for an exclusive ten percent discount, and they offer
by now pay later options.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's by r NA com.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news Billboard is named the greatest pop.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Star of the twenty first century. Wait till you hear
who it is? Can you guess? Can you guess? Bishop
td Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
Bishop td Jakes has spoken out about his recent health
crisis while in the pulpit, and according to TMZ, there
is a recording of O j Simpson allegedly confessing to
the murders.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
What that's all at the top of the show, but
right now.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
We already know what we're going to do with that.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now coming up.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
Next as the CLO with our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
All right, this one's from Raynell and Alan. Steve Renelle says,
my step son is fourteen, and my husband and I
have a policy that the kids can't close their bedroom doors.
But this kid needs his privacy at night because I
have heard what he's doing late at night. How do

(23:01):
I talk to my husband about what I heard?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You got to shut that fourteen year old. Let me
tell y'all something that'd let them have. Y'all gonna need therapy.
You can go by that fourteen year old Dough. You
not if that boy don't know y'all watching, Let me
tell you something fourteen year old boy is in. That's
the year of discovery. Yeah, that when you find out

(23:29):
and you really trying to see why this is doing this,
how this work quarter happen. If I you know it's
all that's going on, shut that.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Boy, Damn dough and your husband.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
Know this.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And lock it from the outside.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
So you please.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Not from the outside.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
All right, all right, that's the right now, all right,
Jeremy and Detroit writes, my wife is addicted to buying
cheap products and clothes online. If I happen to see
the packages first, I'll send them back to China or
wherever they came from. My wife called me evil, but
she hasn't worked.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
In two years.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Am I being evil or not?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well? Bro, look at least she buying cheap clothes.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Goodness, Yeah, I wish.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
It is mad. My favorite prayer that some of these
packages would be from child What is that website? TMU? Yeah,
let me see that. Yeah, the only thing she ought
off Amazon is like, I don't know. I don't even

(24:52):
know what she do. The rest of them packages, you know,
the name when it coming the luxury brand, it is
always old and what the what's in it? You know,
they prepare you for it though it's got it. It's
got its own shopping bag with the name on it.
Then it got a box in the bag. Then it
got the same colored paper around it. You know when

(25:12):
you're opening it all up. Box be about three feet
big and two feet deep, and then you open it
up and it's a damn Louis Vaton keychain in that. Yeah,
the presentation is that's what you're paying for. I found
out the damn presentation. So yeah, I wish brother just
enjoy that. Man quit sending you girl stuff back. Man,

(25:35):
she has to shop. Women have to shop.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
They have to.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
They have to dog. I don't know, and you know
what you wanted to do. Now you know, because she
ain't worked in two years, you still try and sleep
with it. Do ain't you?

Speaker 10 (25:51):
You?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
You you you do sleep with the unemployed person?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Don't you.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
That party?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
See, we got to say.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I don't know why young generation of men keep talking
about what do women bring to the table. You know
exactly what they bring to the table. You put it
all on the table, read yeah, and sometimes cruised up
under the table. Where as long as it's at the table,
you can scoot it under the table, you can lay
it on top of the table, you can make it

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walk past the table. You do whatever you want to.
But she got something she brings to the table. You
believe that.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
And if you don't think it's true, try to live
without it.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Bet you can't.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
But there you go, made all right?

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Moving on to Quinn and Raleigh. Quinn writes, I started
dating one of my best male friends and he's very affectionate.
He's from London and he's always greeted me and our
other female friends by kissing us on the mouth. How
do I get him to see how inappropriate this is
now that we're dating.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Wow, I don't see what's wrong? Wait a minute, what
how inappropriate is? Since y'all dat Oh you don't want
him kissing the other girls other?

Speaker 14 (27:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, well you know. Once again, I told y'all, we
ain't your damn friend, so what you want? So that's
all we gotta do is say we're from London and
we can do that.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's a nice call. And I'm gonna tell you something
else too. He ain't your other friends friends either.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
No, oh, now that's a revolution.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You know. If you got some fine friends, he ain't
the friends. I'm just telling you what does he walking
around kissing everybody in the mouth for? Because he was
just doing that to see who wanted it, and he
found out it was you. Now guess what, He's still
kissing them in the mouth because he.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Want to know who else, won't it?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Ah, why y'all not?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm so sick of y'all thinking we want to be
your damn friend, cause we don't.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
You don't play.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Video games, We don't like the way you ask questions
when we watch the sports. We ain't trying to be
your friend. We're trying to be friendly, yes, yes, hell yeah,
trying to help you solve some problems.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Bring to the town.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
She wants to know how does she get him to see?
How inappropriate it is now that they're dating.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
What was it you didn't like to ask? I should she.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Say something to him or something? Should she say?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You're gonna say he's not Finnsah? Stop, you know we're relentded.
This is what we do that.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'm sorry, Oh god, And now you want me simply
because we're dating, You now want to hurt us up
my restitution with.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
The other women. I'm not going to do it with
friendly And that's how you think. How do you think
we became a couple.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Of all.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Because her in the mouth?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Okay, I'm not losing my tongue relaxed good stop? Oh wow,
they get a peck on the lips and you get
full fledged tongue.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Come on, come.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
All right, last one, last one, clo majesty in Saint
Petersburg says, I've been with my girlfriend for almost two years,
but I just broke up with her because she got
too common with me and used the bathroom with the
door open.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
She said it's a natural thing and no big deal.
Did I overreact or is she nasty?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah? No, we're breaking up.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
Bathroom No.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, I've been with Marjorie damn for twenty years. I've
never seen her use the bathroom. Does she ever walk
in there? We'll have to get a.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Divorced because when you're using the ball yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, when I'm in there, who knowd Jesus,
I have tried to leave me before.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
What did you eat?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Say?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Are you okay?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
So I need to call him doctor ah hour, Yes,
he's load. He's just loading it on, moving it along.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you. Thank you, CLO. You're listening
hard morning show.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Before Thanksgiving, we revealed some of Billboard's greatest pop stars
of the twenty first century, and now they had released
the top three. Okay, drum roll please, all right, all right?
Coming in at number two was well I do number three.

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First coming in at number three, Rihanna, Rihanna, Okay, that's
good coming in at number two. Who do you think
number two?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Taylor Taylor? Who do you think? Tommy Steve Jr.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I don't know what the first century is, what that
means to two thousands?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, well the century we're in right now, right now? Okay,
umber number two?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, okay, number two. I asked for number two.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
Yeah, Okay, you guys got Rihanna number three, Taylor Swift
number two, Carli, you were right, and Beyonce number one.
Jo is the number one spot as the greatest pop
star of the twenty first century, according to Billboard.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Now it sparked mixed three actions from pop us.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Yeah, but bill Board wrote in an accompanying article, you artists,
quote you artists, this period can match Beyonce in any
of the most critical basic categories of pop stardom, commercial success,
performance abilities, critical acclaim and accolades, industry influence, iconic cultural moments,

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and absolutely no one can equal her.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
In all of them.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
All, Right now, Taylor Swift got the numbers, m Taylor Swift,
Oh yeah, got concert numbers.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
But did you say performance?

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ain't nobody perform Stabilities yea, I.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Ain't nobody like b B is the Michael Jackson of entertainment.
Yeah beyond no. That girl right there, man, cheer Taylor
Swift can't even dance. I've seen her video.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Drake is number four, Lady Gaga is number five. You
can check out the whole list if you want on
billboard dot com.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Hey, so has Drake blaw credibility since he's suing the
record company.

Speaker 15 (33:05):
It's weird how he's handling this whole Kendrick lamarviy thing
suing the company saying that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't understand what he's trying to do.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well, just shouldn't have got in that, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
If that ain't what you're talking, sugar honey, ice tea
ain't what you do, then just once you got to
take that ale, You got to take that ale and
let it go.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like me taking the math test when I get
to l what if I'm suing the teacher for.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I know the hell well, it ain't what I do.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Point well, taking Steve Harvey, you know, now get up
in the trash talking with hood cats.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
See Drake ain't really know you know, he ain't come
from no really.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Canada yeah, yeah, from Compton and this Compton.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, they don't have real graffiti.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
All right, So moving on, we have an update on
Bishop TD Jakes following the shocking health crisis he experienced
during a live stream at the Potter's House Church.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
This was at service about a week ago.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
As Bishop Jakes sat on a stool delivering his sermon,
he stopped talking and began to shake. Moments later, he
was carried away by some of his church members. Well,
this past Sunday, Bishop Jakes let us know that he's.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Doing a lot better.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
He addressed congregation by video and received a standing ovation.
He said, quote, many of you don't realize that you're
looking at a miracle. I faced a life threatening calamity
and I was rushed to the ICU unit, had emergency
surgery and survived this surgery.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'm back.

Speaker 16 (35:01):
There.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You go.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes, we're happy that.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
No, and neither did he.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah, some people are saying he had a stroke, you know,
but anyway, he didn't say prayer of healing. Yeah, just
good yep.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Quick yeah finally.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
According to TMZ, a search warrant at O. J. Simpson's
former bodyguard's house led police to find a thumb drive
that allegedly had a voice recording of O. J. Simpson
confessing to the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron
Goldman back in ninety four and implicating an unknown third
party in the murders. OJ was charged and acquitted of

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all charges in what has been named the trial of
the century. The thumb drive was found in a backpack
belonging to Simpson's bodyguard after he was arrested in twenty
twenty two.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, I knew he did it. Yeah, I don't want
to know any I didn't.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I didn't even know what the thumb drive was, but
I knew he did it. Who else?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
All this we got in police work? Who else?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
And that glove in the backyard. If it don't fit,
you must have quit. I knew it was dried out.
What he ain't even try to put it on good.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
M Yeah if you did say?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Did you say?

Speaker 7 (36:31):
I knew he did because somebody found a Heisman trophy
in the bushes.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
So now that we got this thumb drive, what we're
gonna do retry him?

Speaker 10 (36:42):
What? What?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
What does this mean?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
We can obviously?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, I didn't know, I don't know what the surprise
is exactly actual, and I didn't get how black he was.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right. I know when somebody did something, especially if
you black.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I really do know when you're doing something, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Because being a having told servialized myself, I can always tell.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (37:20):
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Speaker 8 (37:49):
All Right, guys, more great news for Hunter Biden and
a straightforward ruling. The US District judge ended all actions
in Hunter Biden's federal guncase in Delaware. Judge ruled, in
the absence of binding President, all proceedings in this case
are hereby terminated. Hunter you by guilty in June yes

(38:10):
for lying about his drug use back when he applied
to buy a gun six years ago and then charged
for unlawfully owning that gun. So charges have been dismissed
and part him.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Small, lie, that's not my gun, you know, because I've
said that.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
You know what this is.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
You put yourself really, you know, but that's what you
got to do.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
You have to see, that's what's the matter with people.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
You don't never put yourself in their shoes. If you
would give more, people would just put theyself in the
other person's shoes.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
We'd have more empathy in this world.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
That's the hunter.

Speaker 15 (38:48):
We need that.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And he white, come on, and he's a president's son.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Now, let me ask the only question. Can Donald Trump
as president part himself.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Win again?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Anything?

Speaker 10 (39:09):
Well?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
What couldn't he? Can he change the constitution? I mean,
it's like whatever, But here's what I do.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Here's what Since Donald Trump can only run for four
he can only do this for four more years, he
can't run again, right. I think the Republican Party is
going to try to recapture the party now. But the
problem is I think the front runners the JD Vance's
and then the Revlics, so whatever that little Indian dude name.

(39:41):
Then they've watched Donald Trump make a new blueprint for
winning this work. And I think that's the blueprint that
the Republican Party. We're gonna lie, and we're gonna tell
the lie enough times do we get our party to
believe it, and that's how they gonna run on it.

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And I think that the Republican Party is forever damaged.
The only good thing about this election for me was
all the blacks for Trump is slowly finding out that
Trump ain't for blacks. I ain't got one black ass
cabinet member yet nowhere. Tim Scott ain't getting nothing. The

(40:26):
other Tom didn't get nothing. Just over there, just kissing
draws for no reason. Oh I know, timsoner here going damn.
I don't known the whine girl.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
He ain't give me nothing. Well, uh yeah, we'll see. Yeah,
next month he'll be president.

Speaker 8 (41:03):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we're
gonna play around of most likely to who's most likely
to on the show? Right after this, you're listening Harvey
Morning Show. All right, this is the game of who
most likely to on the show. This is a holiday edition. Guys,
here we go, who's most likely on the show to

(41:25):
have matching pajamas?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
With the family.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
We keep talking about the pajamas my wife. This is
starting to get a personal but go ahead, stand so
then it's you Tommy?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Is he not sure?

Speaker 10 (41:37):
It's not me?

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:38):
Is it me?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
How does it be?

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Okay, hold on, let me sit up straight. Somebody say
something about me and my family. Go ahead, let me
hear this.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
What go ahead?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Where are you going with this?

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Who's most likely on the show to have matching pajamas
with their family?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
It is not hard? Okay, I don't know what what
is this attitude about?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Though I ain't yet, but it's gaudried and done it
three times.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Get your nephew.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Though I don't know what that attitude is.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I'm gonna throw this back at you. We on the ass.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
What the hell y'all talking about my family?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (42:26):
Up?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Family? But I thought I had missed something. I said, man,
all right?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Most likely to what? Who's most likely on the show
to have the tallest Christmas tree? I see?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (42:44):
See, yeah, well we know who had I don't put
the tree up, boy, if you not, if you want
to star right, put the tree, ladies tree down and
him put you.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I'm all right.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
One of the show is most likely to argue with
relatives during the holidays. That's all of That's gotta be
summing though, because he's just arguing with us right now.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
All right, Probably I don't argue. That's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
I know that.

Speaker 15 (43:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, Junior, jor Okay, well I'm right behind you,
jun I don't care.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
You got people over the house stealing this stuff on Christmas.

Speaker 17 (43:40):
Love Junior's family problems, drinking problems, Junior.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Who's most likely on the show to fry a turkey
for Christmas dinner? Tom? Tommy Tom, and it's delicious time.
Who's most likely to have a German chalk the cake.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
For Christy, ain't no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Who's most likely to make gumbo for Christmas dinner? Carlo
to do that? And it's christ What is you most
likely to do? Your name ain't came up if I
hear something.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Who's most likely to make chili for Christmas dinner?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, that's probably you and chili there, y'all, we have
a chili whom mail.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
For dinner for long kids, all the grandkids sitting around
table crying, Oh.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
No, chili, grandmother, just like the chili we have for
things to give. We had the same chili on Eastern.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
And Mother Crime.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Chili from fourth of July show.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Make.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
A Kid, I grated some cheese.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Dang all right?

Speaker 8 (45:03):
Who's most likely to dress up as as Santa and
hand out gifts here here?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
That would be Yeah, yeah, Tommy, Tommy, dress up?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Make the boys health.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
What I'm doing?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Dress up?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
You're doing it with work? Shout about him?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
What is he wearing though?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
The elf outfit? The same thing? He well, he in
that tree making him cookies suit?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
It's the same suit.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Think he buying on two different suits?

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Tom mane man, he should be mad for he can
be mad till next year.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Now, oh man, all right, thank you guys.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
Coming up next it is the Nephew with today's prank
phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after
the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is he's paying bills for his cousin. We'll find
out what that's all about. Who the cousin is. All

(46:26):
of that just a few because right now it is
time for the Nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
What you got for his new.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
Add you know, lies, y'all, chat gave me this glove
so that I'm may have healing power. Yes, yes, yeah, casey,
y'all don't know that. Right there is which way is up?
Rich proud? Which way is up? Out standing nineteen seventy

(46:59):
So all right, that's which way is up? This right
here is the frank of the day.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
This is uh day.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Uh hot check at the church.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
This right here is hot check at the church. Hot
checks at the church. Cat Dog.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
If you could hello hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica,
Sister Monica.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Please, this is brother Deshaun.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.

Speaker 12 (47:35):
How can I help you?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Calling you actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I
know you paid your ties my every Sunday? Okay? Now
you paid a love offering as well? Right, yes, I do? Okay,
Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
You left us with the bank, right right, I sure did.
I brought a check sunday.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty
dollars correct, right right?

Speaker 12 (48:01):
I wrote two checks for my chies and the love offering, right,
I wrote one for two to fifty.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
For the love offer.

Speaker 12 (48:06):
Okay, now what is this called regarding why are you
calling me?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
hate to be a very bad news but your your
check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
And ye wait a minute, you said my check bounce
for two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Your check bounced.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
two fifty as well as you know you you cost
us thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
In bank fees back.

Speaker 12 (48:35):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars? Did that one bounce?

Speaker 9 (48:40):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the love offering
has bounced.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
Well, did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem
is why would people write there, what is your name?
Brother Deshaun?

Speaker 12 (48:59):
And you was at his Sunday?

Speaker 10 (49:00):
I was that.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks
in And I don't understand why y'all write these checks
to the.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Check knowing that they're gonna bounce.

Speaker 12 (49:10):
Write these checks.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
There's a lot of people, right, good, well, not.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.

Speaker 12 (49:19):
What did you just say?

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write these.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
Plenting money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no robber checks.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
How you're gonna try.

Speaker 12 (49:34):
To give a look use wait a minute, I think
you got to be confused with somebody else. I don't
write no bad check.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
You done wrote that to be.

Speaker 12 (49:40):
Nice to you.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win them. Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?

Speaker 12 (49:45):
So we wait thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
That's the bank feeds, ma'am for the dog gone check bouncing.

Speaker 12 (49:50):
My check didn't bounce. I'm gonna check my bank and
if my check clear. You're gonna pay me thirty dollars
for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
fifty dollar check. I don't write no.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
Why would you write check? You want to sit up
in the church and write these big number checks when
you know you ain't.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Got it in the bank.

Speaker 12 (50:07):
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I said, why would you write these checks when the money.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Ain't in that?

Speaker 12 (50:12):
Let me tell you one thing. I don't write no
bad check. And you got a loters calling me telling
me my check bounce.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Your check is the one that has bounced.

Speaker 12 (50:22):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you paid them, since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang
up on me no more?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
When are we gonna get this two fifty and this
thirty dollars?

Speaker 12 (50:39):
Somebody from the church, to my eye, wrote a bad check.
I don't write no.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
You didn't write a bad check.

Speaker 12 (50:44):
I didn't write no bad Yes, why are you calling me?
Why the treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure
is I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody about
no bad check? Yo is fuller?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 12 (50:58):
You got the money?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Who in the hell is that in the background?

Speaker 10 (51:02):
Who is that half of mine?

Speaker 14 (51:03):
Who it is?

Speaker 12 (51:04):
We both go to the same church, and you gonna
call me to my eye rode a bad check? You don't?
You call me no more? And if the check bat
you paid?

Speaker 10 (51:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Pastor know you talking like this?

Speaker 12 (51:15):
Do passor know you calling me?

Speaker 14 (51:17):
Can you ask for that?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you?

Speaker 12 (51:22):
I wrote a check for two fifty and not get
to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
You put two fifty in there. It bounds thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees. That's two eighty. Where can
the church expect they money?

Speaker 12 (51:36):
Never not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
Then I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me, come
by your house and get this money.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
What is the address on this check?

Speaker 10 (51:51):
Check?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I got it off the check?

Speaker 12 (51:53):
Bring your on. I bet you you'll be lipping.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending
no money nowhere. Better I spend nothing until I.

Speaker 12 (52:01):
Get this to fifty thirty whatever I want to know.
You know what I am, and you don't call me
no more with this because my check did not bounce.
I don't see how one check went through and the
other bouncing.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Let me say this to you.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
We cannot accept you back into the House of the
Lord no more until you are not.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Don't you come in Sunday.

Speaker 12 (52:21):
Until weekends coming up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
make sure I find your because you the person I
want to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna
call the pastor right now and ask him because I
don't believe my check bounce.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
You fuller, Let me say this before you call pastor.

Speaker 10 (52:36):
I got no I'm a call pastor.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
No, you should have talked with pastor before you call
me with this information.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
I got one more thing I need to say that
You ain't got.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
Nothing to say to me. You done upset me with
this talking about I bounced a check. You should have
went to pastor before you called me with it.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
I talk Pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
But you listening?

Speaker 12 (52:56):
What what do you have to say to me? What
do you have to say now that you pay the check.

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Speaker 8 (56:36):
All right, thank you, nephew. Subject he's paying bills for
his cousin. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for six years,
and for the past ten years, my husband has been
taking care of a female that he used to date.
When I met him nine years ago, he said that
he was close with the female cousin that lives in Maryland.
He said that he hasn't seen her in years, but

(56:58):
they talk almost daily. It was strange to me that
he's closer to his cousin than he is to his
own sister. He said that his relationship with his cousin
causes tension between him and his sister because his sister
can't stand the cousin. I kept asking to meet her,
but he always had excuses. I'll ask who he's texting,
and he'll say it's his cousin. If they're face timing,

(57:22):
he hangs up when I walk into the room. Honestly,
I never thought anything was up with them until I
started planning our Christmas trip to his parents' house in Maryland.
I told my husband's sister that I want her to
work things out with her cousin, because life is too
short to be hating family members.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
She told me that the woman is not her cousin.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
She used to date the woman and when they broke up,
the woman dated her brother, who is my husband. She
told me to get my fat straight before I come
to her. Trying to be a peacemaker, she said that
my husband has been paying this girl's rent and car
notes for years, and she does not live in Maryland.
She lives about ten miles from us. My chest Titan

(58:05):
and I started seeing white stars. I called my husband
on the freeway and he hung up when I asked
him about his cousin. He won't talk about it at all,
or if I bring it up, he locks himself in
our guest bedroom. I want to know what money he's
using to pay her bills. Why would he marry me
if he's been with her all along? Why won't he

(58:26):
tell me what's up? He's just not going to tell you.
I mean, she may not be of the family, but
she certainly keeps it in the family.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
This one.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
First your sister in law, then your husband, who is
your sister in law's brother. Of course, I don't even
know who does that she started dating a brother and
a sister from the same family.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It's kind of hard to wrap your mind around that,
isn't it. Anyway.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
I'm glad his sister told you, because he certainly wasn't
giving up any information. But what a way to find out.
I mean, I'm sure that had to hurt you all
of that. Your husband is foul for his lies and deceit.
He's taking money out of your household to pay her bills.
You've only been married to him for six years, but
this has been going on for the past ten years.

(59:14):
How has he been able to get away with all
of this foolishness for so long, even if he did
say it was his cousin. And what is all this
locking himself in the guest bedroom about. I mean, he's
beyond immature. This man is not ready to be anyone's husband,
let alone yours. For six years, he can't be trusted
with his lies and everything. You deserve way better than

(59:35):
a husband who pays another man's bills, another woman's bills
right under your nose. I mean, this is just wrong.
I just think you know finding out this information, this
marriage is over. Steve Well, Shirley I know yes, and
love and love.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yes, relationship is over.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's did in the water. I have an action.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
He happened to agree with you on this one. I
don't know how this one gonna survive is here right here?
But well, here we go with this. I found some
real foolishness in this letter. Anyway, your husband been taking
care of female that he used to date. Right now,
what is the rest of this letter for us? I

(01:00:26):
could tell you right now, this crazy person I live
with this. She can't have no letter to start with this,
And then it continued because all this is a wash.
My husband is taking care of female he used to date.
Made him nine years ago. He was close with a
female cousin that lives in Maryland.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
He said he ain't seen in years. They talk daily.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And it's strange to you because you say he's closer
to her cousin than he is his own sister.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
He said that the relationship with his cousin causes tension
between him and his sister because.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
His sister can't stand Because, well, let's move on and
find out why. I kept asking him to meet him,
but they always had an excuse. I asked him who
he texted? He says, cuz if they FaceTime and he
hang up when I walk in the room. Honestly, I
never thought anything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Was up with them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Really, you kind of slow. Here's a female cousin he
talked to you all the time you've been wanting to meet.
Won't let you meet him be on FaceTime? Hang up
when you walk in the room, and you ain't thought nothing?
Cuz okay, I started playing in the Christmas trip to

(01:01:47):
his parents' house. I told my husband now here, we
fine to find out why there's tension between the cousin
and his sister. I told my husband's sister, and I
want her to work things out with her cousin, because
life is short to be hating family members.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
She told me the woman ain't her cousin. All hell
that cause, for all hell, that woman.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Is not my cousin. I used to date her, oh
he they had an affair together. They was in a relationship.
The female that your husband is with and his sister
was in a relationship, she told me. And then when

(01:02:37):
they broke up, the woman started dating her brother, who
is now your husband. And she told me, get my
fact straight, for I come trying to be a peacemaker.
God though.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Okay, Steve, we'll have part two of your response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
letter subject he's paying bills for his cousin, And we'll
get back into it right after this.

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All right, come on, see let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject he's paying bills for his cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Well, he's paying bills for his cousin. But we found
out in the letter it ain't his cousin. It's a
female cousin. And he used to date Hub but it
looked like they still date. That's what I'm I'm confused.
And she didn't know this, but he told her he
had a cousin that he's really really close to him.

(01:04:09):
You thought it was surprising because he's actually closer to
her than he is his own sister. And he said, well,
the reason that is because they have some tension between them.
We found out the reason they have tension between them
is because the husband's sister and this female cousin used
to date, and when they broke up, she started dating

(01:04:33):
her brother, who is your husband. And that's what bills
he paying. He paying the bills, and you're not paying
bills because we used to date, right right, Yeah, men
don't do retro pay. I'm just gonna tell them, we

(01:04:55):
don't do retro pay. We don't do backup pay with anyway,
I kept asking to meet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Her, away had excuses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
And the reason she found out they was cousins is
because she was playing in a trip to her husband's parents'
house in Maryland and told your husband's sister that I
want her to work things out with her cousin because
life is too short to be hating family members. She
snapped told me that the woman ate her cousin, that
she used to date the woman and when they broke up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
The woman started dating her brother, who is now your husband.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
She told me to get my facts straight before I
come to her, being a peacemaker god dog.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
But now we have letter after this. Why I don't know,
but we have some more letter and here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
She said, my husband has been paying this girl's rent
and card note for years and she don't live in Maryland.
She stayed about ten miles from us. He been over there.
I just told you, we don't do retro pay. We
don't send money across US state lines. That's a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
That's that's a crime.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
To send yes it is. That's that's mail fraud. That's
wid Tampa. That's cross crossline. H You can't do that
to people. That's a crime, especially if it's a legal
activity going on. And this is not a legal illegal activity,
but this is an immoral illegal activity because you had

(01:06:25):
a husband and wife contract. So I called my husband
on a three way. First, she said, my chest tighten
up and I started seeing white stars. Last time that
happened to me, Larry Singleton had punched me in the jaw.
That's the last time my chest tightened up and I
saw white stars. Larry Single, damn then knock my ass out,

(01:06:48):
so I know the feeling. Anyway, I called my husband
on the three way, and he hung up when I
asked him about his cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Now listen to this. He hung up. He won't talk
about it at all, and if I bring it up,
he locks hisself in our guess bedroom. What you can
do that? Boy? Wait a minute, man, you can do that? Yeah,
Tommy kill.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Next time you're having an argument with your wife, walk
away and lock yourself in another room.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
That whole damn door.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Will be on fire, man, he would.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Man, now I tell you what that'd be the last
time you go in, because you be walking down the
hallway and all the dolls is gone. I didn't even
know you could do that. Now here's a question. I
want to know what money he's using to pay her bills?
What you want to know what money he using to

(01:07:53):
pay her bills? Let me ask my radio listening audience
a question, when had have you ever heard of another money?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
She said? I want to know what money he's using
to pay her bills? What you mean what money? Poll
In on this show, has ever heard of another money?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
All this money over here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
This mind?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
So if I'm paying your bills.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
It's got to be because you can't use nobody else
money to pay somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
You can't do that. Who's giving you the money?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Hey? Dog, I know you got this girl. Man just
take money and her boy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Who do that? You can't go to the bank?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Excuse me? I like to take out a loan? Yes?
What is your loan for the day? It's time. I
got chick on the side and I want and you
want to ball money to do that for Yeah? Not
have to, sir, Step away from the counter.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Fun all right. Now, here's the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Why would he marry me if he's been with her
all along? Well, that's it's called an affair, and you
try to keep that a secret. Here's the last question.
Why won't he tell me what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
What the hell? You don't know what what you wanted to?
You just told us what was up. We know what's up?
Now you say, why won't he tell me what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
I think really? Cause you stupid? That's what I really
think this. Why would he have to tell you something
that you got all the information in this letter right here?

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Well, some controversy with the Houston Texans. You know our
linebacker Aziz Al Shahire. He's a lineback Houston Texas. He
is suspended three games for a hit on Trevor Lawrence
as he was sliding, put him in a concussion protocol.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Now is three games too much time? BEFU?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
That hit that's more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I think that was a bit much.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
I get that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
Well, it's three games because right now we're leading the division. Now,
don't take all our players, is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
I haven't seen the play, but hit a couple of
facts out. It was a quarterback that was slide. Okay, now,
and what is the guy's name that hit him? Shay.
I'm assuming he is a person of color, very very much,

(01:11:33):
because I ain't never met a white dude named Isaia Shaws.
I'll leave none of that. I know Trevor Lawrence is
a white dude. A white dude quarterback sliding hit by
the black Muslim sound and do? And you don't think
his answer is getting suspended for three games? What country

(01:11:57):
y'all think we live here?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Didn't doctor Phil tell you this country wasn't built on
d I did not he say that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
What I'm saying, uncle, is now equality and inclusion.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Okay, But I'm saying the slide didn't come in until late.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
He lucky his ass still in the league.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
Well, you know what they did, asked, he said they
did want him to be suspended for the season.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
They tried to what I tell you they did try that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Yeah, but it's three games, so I'm just saying it
just looked like Trevor Lawrence did slide late and you
know it's full speed, so it didn't look like it
looked worse than really, Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Junior, you're making this a whole story because it's from Texas.
You got the sports Yeah, I got.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Did we did we win? Players?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
We need we we didn't win? Yeah, we won a game. No,
he's talking about Cleveland.

Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
Didn't win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
No, y'all racist ass bigoted sports section because it ain't
about nothing but the damn Texans tell them now, y'all
didn't win I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Y'all didn't win again. Back No we are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
No, we don't showing back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
We don't feel no thank you before you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Cleveland win to give us back the way y'all, No,
we don't need to thank you. Jun You're coming up
at the top of the hour. Wife needs some advice, Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:13:44):
She wants to cancel her surprise party that she's not
supposed to know about.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, So this
one's from Mary Ellen in the Bronx.

Speaker 8 (01:13:58):
She says, I will be getting nipped and talked on
December sixteenth for my sixtieth birthday. My knuckleheaded husband is
throwing me a surprise birthday party on the fourteenth, and
my two sisters are coming and they want to stay
with us. I found out about everything by checking my
husband's text messages regularly. He asked my sisters to stay
in town for a week so we can all catch up.

(01:14:19):
I bet he wants them here so he won't be
able to take care of me after surgery. I don't
want the party, and I don't want my sisters to
be here while I recover. What can I do to
stop his plans to keep my sisters from coming here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
This is telling you that you don't want to ever
see him in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Account what she can't tell that to her sister.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Surely this is a letter about a woman who don't
want her sisters to come to her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Huh but I just right right now, just not right now,
not forever. It's like you said, well, that's tell you
a gay And if.

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
She's getting some surgery, you know it's a little tweaking
gun and nipping tuck here and there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Why y'all call it a little tweaking. That's a lot
of tweaking. That's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Major. It's not like Amy tug or you have.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
That's what she wrote in the letter. You have not
seen her.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
You're right, you don't know what this fitting to be.
I can only go by what's in the letter, Steve,
she said, nipping tuck.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I don't I don't really know what to tell. You
think your husband was doing a great gesture to get
your sisters here. Now you don't want them, so counselor birthday.
Just telling me you found out about it and you
don't want to do that, and tell them it's off,
and then tell your sisters why you don't want them
to come. See what's she getting done, sir? She's sifty

(01:15:54):
though she needs a lot of people around her. That's
a good points sixty And.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
She said I was getting nipped in touch.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Yeah, so you think she's getting a new butt maybe,
and the butt ain't gonna be in hell yet or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
At sixty, you think she want a new boy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
I don't know who want a new buddy?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Sixty might use we got it sixty because it dare
be used up anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
So maybe she's getting a Tommy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Tuck or you know, you a sixty year old but
got a lot of use in it, and you have,
really the usage has been just incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I don't think you need to worry about how.

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Maybe that all right, all right, we have time for
another one, Steve. This is from Reggie and Glendale.

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Reggie says, I fell in love with the one night standing.
Now that she's sleeping with another man. Uh, everyone's telling me,
I told you so. I believe that people can change,
and I believe she will eventually realize that I love
her and I'm not going anywhere. I've been with her
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(01:17:10):
sad part is that he doesn't even want to be
with her. Am I a fool for being the only
one that wants this chick?

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You're a real damn food, Reggie, Reggie, a man told
you I'm sleeping with her for the past year.

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Reggie dog dog what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
First of all, yeah, but see something wrong with Reggie,
because got the nerve to walk up to you and go, hey,
but I'm sleeping with your girl, been sleeping with her
for a year. Why, I'm Reggie Dog's That's some guts
man to be able to do that. Who almost said something?

(01:17:55):
I'm so glad I felt that. Then we need this
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Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Is he being a fool?

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Beyond the food?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Don't? People can change, but you have to wait on
them to change. Right now, she the same? I got it,
I got she gonna change, But right now she the
damn same?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
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Would you rather have a white beard like Santa or
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White?

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Bed baby?

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Woof?

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I wish man if I could get a cold one
like that snow white. No boy, I'll be in that
group of the black dudes the silver foxes.

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All right?

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Would you rather Marry Christmas? By the Temptations? Or please
come home for Christmas? By Charles Brown?

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Merry Christmas means silent night, by silent I think I think, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Marry Christmas too?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
All over you silent night, that silent night.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, that's what that is, all right, Oh, Charles, Charles Brown.

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So please come home for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
You know it's like bells will be ringing, bells will
be ringing.

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This Christmas cheer, yeah oo Christmas time, and they'll be normal. Man,
I ain't heard that in a long time. That was
my mama's jam boy, Mama, that soul?

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All right? Would you rather yell ho ho ho during sex?
Or would you rather yell joy to the world joy?

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I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
I can't say to the world.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
No, I say ho ho ho. We fel ain't gonna
take that right all hell?

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Now my way to stuff right, name, that's what that's
that's what it's gonna be, joy.

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To the world.

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three holes you're talking about?

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Right?

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Would you rather watch football on Christmas Day? Or would
you rather play uno with the family?

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Say what?

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Would you rather watch football on Christmas Day? Or would
you rather play with the family watch football?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Watching football?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Draw for reverse? Skip all that now, Yeah, there's too
much going on?

Speaker 10 (01:23:29):
Who know?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Is like the simplest Yeah, draw four back to you.
Would you rather spend a snowy snow snowy night.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
In a manger or at an exus warm cozy house
a manger.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
We wait a minute, that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Julia, you need to get over there in that exos.
I'm gonna be in there with them camels and sheep
all time, getting straw out in my draws.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
I can deal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
That's today's rounded.

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All right, guys, here we are last break of the day.
It's been a great day, Steve. Now we need some
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You know what I like to say, something encouraging the people.
Listen to piece of advice. Listen, keep a positive attitude.
Remain positive as often as much as you can. A
positive attitude is important, man, it is important.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Your your feelings. Your feelings are a barometer of your
thoughts over the past period of time. Like, for example,
somebody taught me one time, they said, hey, Steve, if
you really if you find yourself in a gloomy mood,
if you find yourself kind of off ciner, if you
find yourself feeling a little despondent or troubled, all you

(01:25:49):
got to do is track your thoughts for the last
hour and that will explain your mood. Because your mood
is a barometer. It's like a It just tells you
what you've been thinking. So it's imperative that you control
what you think. And here's the part that most people

(01:26:11):
don't understand. You have the power to control what you think. Now,
are random thoughts gonna run through your mind. Have you
ever been praying sometime and you wander off and start
thinking about something else, And you gotta get back to
the prayer.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Yeah, that's gonna happen. You're human. Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
That happens everybody. I don't care if you the Pope,
I don't care. If you're a priest. I don't care
if you Billy Graham, I don't care if you Tdjakes.
I don't care if you Crefloed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
I don't care. You are a human being.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Sometimes random thoughts will come through your mind, but you
can seize control of it because your mind is yours.
It is the most powerful tool you have. Your mind
is more important than your gift to your talent, because
if you don't have the right mental attitude, your gift

(01:26:58):
of talent can go to war. You have got to
get control of your thoughts. And okay, so Steve, how
do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
When negativity comes your way, get a balance on it. Now,
I'm human. Sometimes that negative thought, I just keep running
it over in my head over and over and over.
But I got to hear them. Get rid of this man,
because you attract things to you based on how you think.

(01:27:30):
I've said this a million times to women. If you
think all men or dogs, prepare yourself to meet every
last one of them, because that's the thought that you're projecting.
What we have to understand is our mental capacity. Our
thoughts are our remote control.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
To the universe.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
If you come into your house and you take your
remote control and you point it at your TV and
you press the on button and you're looking at your TV,
what do you expect to happen? You expect your TV
to come on? Guess what happens your TV comes on?
If HBO is channel four hundred and you press four too,
and then you press select, what do you expect to

(01:28:13):
see on your TV?

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
HBO? Guess what comes on your TV? HBO.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Do you know where they got the concept of the
remote from. They got it from the Bible, because the
Bible says a man is as he thinketh So they
put that thought into the micro, into the remote, and
you can point it at your TV and whatever that
remote thinks, that's what the TV becomes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Your life is your television set.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
What you press on the button in your mind is
what will come up on the screen in your life.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I promise you that's what it is. It works no
other way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
All of us are where we are today because we
thought ourselves to this position. You can be mad at
it if you want to, But you did this, you
did it. If you sitting there in peace, you did it.
If you sitting there in turmoil, you did it. If
you have good days and bad days, which we all have,

(01:29:16):
we did it. If you've accomplished everything you wanted to
accomplish in your life, that's because that's how you thought yourself.
If you're working on your dreams and building your aspirations
and hopes, it's because that's what you think about doing
all the time. That's how it works, y'all. And you
don't have to be where you are. You don't have

(01:29:38):
to remain in any condition you don't like. All you
have to do is change the way you think. That
is the beginning of the process. It works no other way.
Please listen to me when I'm telling you this, because
this is important information. You can change your whole trajectory
of your life with how you think. All you got

(01:30:00):
to do is change the way you think. It is
a clear cut scripture that Bible says a man is
as he thinking. That is a real deal.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
I was talking with a group of men one day
and somebody asked this group of men, said, why you
always talking about money, the dude said, because that's what
I'm trying to accomplish. He said, but it's other things
in life. He said, that's fine, that's fine. You think
about him. He said, what about family? He said, that's
in my thought process because if I make enough money,

(01:30:33):
I can take better care of my family. He said,
but what about your health? He said, if I'm making
enough money, I could take care of my health. I
could get trainers, doctors, dentists, all of that. He said,
But why you got it all tied around money? He said,
young man, you have the power to think whatever you
want to think. He looked at him, and I don't
know why he said this? Out of know he said.

(01:30:53):
He said, why you look high to me? He said,
what that got to do with anything? He said, you
look high to me?

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
He said.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
The reason you look high to me, he said, because
I've been smelling you. You smell like weed. He said,
why are you always smoking weed? He said, Bruden, sir,
that ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about.
He said, you think about weed, I think about money.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Now what you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Tada A man is as he thinks. Change the way
you think, Change the way you live. Those are my
closing remarks today. I have a good one. The thing
y'all talk to God.

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