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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Back a million bus bussy Yeah listening to show?

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I don't joy?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
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Speaker 3 (00:50):
Joy?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You know that you.

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Turn you you got to turn.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth the turn you probably
got to turn the mouth, turn.

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Out, turn the money up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
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Speaker 5 (01:58):
Come out your baby, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
One and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
How good is God? Huh? Think about it? Just take
a slight inventory of your own life and say it
to yourself when you get through, how good is God?

(02:20):
Think of all the small things, because that's him. You breathing,
that's him. You still here, that's him. You got another chance?
That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him. Got
any measure of health, that's him. You think it's more
to it than it really is than it already showed
up to be. That's him. All of that. You got,

(02:42):
any dreams or aspirations, you dream of other things, that's him.
All that, that's him. That's him. Him, clothes you got,
that's him. Every time you eat that's why they had
this thing called you say you're Grace, that's him. Say
that's him, Man, that's him. It's amazing when you take
a small inventory how you find out how big God
really is in your life. Now, the more you turn

(03:04):
yourself over to him, the bigger he can be.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
For you.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
See, he'll only be as big as you let him.
It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He
can make you do anything. You know, you get too
big for him, You know you you lose your humbleness.
He can humble you. Now. God created man with the
power of choice. We're the only creature he created that.

(03:31):
He gave us the total power of choice when we mate,
who we mate with. You know everything, all of it. Man,
it's a choice what we want to be, how much
we want to make, where we want to live, with
climate we want to live in. We can live in
cold climates, hot climates. You know, we speak different languages.
You can go learn another language. A bear can't do

(03:54):
nothing but be a bear. Is he can't go learn
how to be a fox. He can't go learn how
to be an otter. He just can't. An ostrich is
an ostrich man. He can't come out here and fight
like a lion. A lion is a lion. A lion
eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't care how
much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and pull up

(04:16):
out of here and die because he can't eat grass.
He's just a lion.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Man.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
You understand this that God gave us. We are the
one creature he created that has total power of choice.
You can make every decision in your life. What kind
of watch you like? That's the one you can buy.
You want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't
like Switzerland, you can move to Miami. You want to

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live your life.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
For crime, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's you. He gave you the power choice you want
to do? Right? Come on, So now look at this thing.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
We are all.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
The results of a series of decis decisions that we
have made. If we could just identify that the problem
is us, we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life

(05:17):
down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
can justify my decision where I wasn't happy and I
was doing this and I was in miserying y'all on
that ain yes to you when you get through you
made the decisions though, and you can look at this
anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end of
the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really

(05:38):
wanting to improve their position in life. And how do
you do that? You got to have a solution. How
do you come up with a solution? You got to
identify the problem to even began to solve it. But
if the.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Problem ain't ever you, how you gonna solve something.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
That ain't you?

Speaker 9 (06:01):
See?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody say, like,
I got a child of mine, man, I just do
right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into it
this morning. Boy, I'm struggling with this this boy. But man,
you go to people, you ask them why they do
sothing I just did. I just wasn't taking care of business?
Why I just didn't take care of business? Boy? Do

(06:28):
you understand that your life is gonna be filled with
you got to take care of business? So when you're
gonna start, you know what I mean? You can't. You can't.
You can't go through life blaming everybody. It's got to
be you. See, you can fix you. You can't fix
nobody else if you keep getting married and the marriages
don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello, Could it be you? So

(06:52):
I finally had to sit down and just make that decision. Ain'
don't need to be coming on the radio talking about
nobody else and what they did to me, and y'all
just do no, no, no, man, what about the part
you played in it? Cause see, if you got a
good marriage, you got a part to play in that.
If you got a bad one, you got a part
to play in that. Even if it just get down

(07:13):
to you the one pick them, how about that? Mister, mister,
I made a decision. The problem is usually within yourself.
Do you know that's the quickest and easy way to
fix your life. That way, you ain't got to check
with nobody. Here's the beauty of going on and admitting
that it's you. You don't have to check or clear
it with nobody to start the repair process. You don't

(07:37):
need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put it before
the review board to see if it will pass. It
ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got to
hope that your local politician get their hands on it
and make a phone call for you. You ain't got
to ask any counselors to come in and sit with you.
You don't have to check into rehab. All you got
to do is decide the problem is me. I'm gonna

(07:59):
start chained me. Identify the problem and start with the
part that you can own up to. Once you identify
the problem, you can start planning on how to fix
this or how to get to accomplishing something. But remember

(08:19):
this planning is important. If you fail to plan, then
please plan to fail. If you don't know how to
make a plan, let's just start with the basics. Just
make a list of what you want. Make this list
and then go to God in prayer with an open

(08:40):
mind and open your mind up to all the clean
opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of people
won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't want
to do them. That kills me. Man, when I hear here,
I ain't doing that. I know young comedians that come
to me all the time talking about man, what you

(09:01):
and not saying, Man, just take every gig you can,
no matter what they pay. Well listen to me. Son,
you can go make that money that they pay, or
you can make the decision to sit at home and
make no money. It's a comedy, hard business. They ain't
paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive fifty miles.

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But if you drive fifty miles and you make the hundred,
and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes, you
are now thirty minutes better than you was the last
time you went on stage. Oh Man, they ain't man,
they don't pay me. I ain't coming. You ain't finna
be a comedian. Man, not like this here. A lot
of people just don't want to do what's necessary to do.

(09:44):
So when the opportunity presents itself and you open up
your mind to it, man, then get ready to go
on and do it. Man, identify your problem today. Start
with the part that'sh you.

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Speaker 5 (10:02):
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(11:06):
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But always surely wasn't here, he said, it's.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
A safe space. Yeah, yeah, right out of mind. That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
You've been waiting all this time to say something like this.

Speaker 10 (11:49):
Yeah, I picked today because we can all understand. I
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is When I say cooming mm hmmm, tell me about
understand what getting Some people on the show don't.

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See right here now, I think it's time for me
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and surely's not here this week. So all week long,
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He'll be doing all the intros and all the outtros. Now,
I wanted to say that I personally wanted Caller to

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do it me personally, but show, but you wanted to.
They wanted to give you a chance, Junior. So I'm
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encouraging all we but see right here right now, to
see like that start you off too. I don't think

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he ought to be doing that, really don't. I'm starting
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No idea what it does? Cooman is one of them?
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the hell thistle is for?

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Speaker 10 (14:15):
It's time for Rivermotown in Deacon dipp Jail, go ahead,
who time for us.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
To fix the way we come back into the show.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Huh, heybody, we.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
We gaveled this morning under precarious of circumstance and situations. Yeah, oh,
sister Strawberry is not here in weeding. We're being introducing
lead in by cartoon care. We are gonna have to

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deal with this this week in the hopes that she
returns soon. Yeah. Why or Sister Farrail is not doing
this is beyond me. They'll be doing it tomorrow if
it contay right there, But lettle begin with church complaints

(15:23):
before our issue my complaint. Go come on, Dacon, all right, pastor,
we got a situation. You know, we are in the
middle of December and the.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Christmas holidays as coming up amongst us. So we got
a prop from Live Derek. Let Derek said he did
not get what he wanted for Christmas last year, so
he wants the church to pay for him a visit
to the nod postal he can see what's really going
on and why he didn't get what he was looking for.

(15:58):
Your car, past he said, he's not gonna tell anybody
what he wants this year and what he went through
last year.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
He want to you a flight up there and see
what's well. Let me help you understand. Little Derek has
been on the naughty list for the past thirteen He
ain't ever come off the naughty list. Now. I know
loud Derek can't getting what he won't, but the fact
that he's getting anything, there's nothing but a mile colored

(16:25):
guard and little Derek. Uh ain't gonna leave you flying
to the North Pole because it ain't now all right,
don't do that. No, it's time for Little Deck. Know somethings.

(16:46):
Ain't no tickets to the North Post. If you go
up to the North Pole, you ain't gonna believe it
ain't nothing up there.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
To say that, Pastor.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
So if you keep on little Deck exactly where, we're
gonna fly your ass too to the North Lord, come on.

Speaker 9 (17:02):
All right, Pastor. I the Christmas play. The Christmas Play
is pretty much cancer. We can't find a baby that
meets the weight requirements. All the babies are overweight. We've
tried to lay six of the babies in a mains
and wrap them in swaddening clothes, and we can't.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Get the blanket around note of them. Do you have any.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Suggestions so we'll be able to do the play. We
don't know what we're gonna do at this point, it's
just a you.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
We were going to eventually run into this problem really
because of the weight of the children's Now, yeah, you
can't get I knew we was gonna have a problem
with six of the kids. Was Camel's last year.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Pastor. You can't say everything that comes to your mind.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I'm just saying that's what happened. Uh. Sister Bernice's girl,
uh Trenefiel was the background of the manger last year,
the entire background. She just stood there with a sheet
on and they drew their head everything on her gown.
She was the backdrop last year, and we knew that

(18:20):
was her own problem right there. And then uh uh
Octavia or Octavia Spencer's uh grandson, Uh Nariah Nariah was
the sky at the last Uh. He was the whole
Scottic they brought. They hung him down off of gaffling

(18:44):
and they put stars on his gown. So we were
gonna have trouble with that. Somebody has a new born
baby that's willing to sit there and play the baby Jesus. Yeah,
we may have to cancel to Nativity scene this year. Well,
we don't have trouble, we haven't. You can't have that
many camels in.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
The You know what if you say cambe.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
All right, here's another situation, Brother i Ke. Everybody had
a gift for Jesus.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
I'm sorry, yeah, Brother i Ke wanted to help with
the kids Christmas program that Now, as you know, he's
very militant. Brother. He told the kid that if a
white man come down your chimney, light the fireplace immediately
and see.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
What happened, you're gonna have to talk to him past.
You're gonna have to He's out of controlvel. I've talked
to Brother a Keen about that. You know, we're not
getting anywhere. His militancy and racial biases causing a lot
of friction. Uh in the hood.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
I've talked with Sada Claust and they gonna bypass his
house this year because last year Satay Cloth did catch
a fire and suffered third degree birds and messed up.
I'm so sorry, all right, And this is a terrible

(20:14):
situation here, Brother Danny Flowers, Brother Danny Flyers was told
he needed a new motor for his car. He got
upset and went and bought two Hawsy from Universal Soul
Circles and tried tied them to the front, knocked out
the windshield and claim that he had reins pulling his

(20:34):
old buick down the street. He got three tickets all right,
and the horses are in the back of the church.
What do you want to do with these hats? He
was telling people they would rein there right there. That's
another to see that. Now we're getting back to the
whole problem with na tarty scene. There main't horses in
the back of the church. There is two of the

(20:55):
choir members just back there tidle. They was mistaken for
haws because of berneatha had bought a long ponytail and
they immediately thought she was a horse. That's what that did.

(21:17):
We got several pub We.

Speaker 10 (21:18):
Have got thang you River Hotel, Nigga dem Jail up
next as the clo.

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Speaker 11 (21:56):
All right, everybody, we back, call it. I can't do
this to the clone. Can you please just do this
for me?

Speaker 5 (22:02):
You can do this for me.

Speaker 12 (22:03):
You can't do what Junior read to these men, the questions,
the clo questions in his voice.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
No, I can't do that. I can't.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I love him.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
I can't do this to them, not.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Even no, not go ahead and call it?

Speaker 12 (22:18):
All right, So let's say this though we got at
the top of the hour too. We got entertainment news
coming up. But first let's go ask the clo. Selena
and Richmond says, I just got married, and I have
two sons and my husband has a daughter.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
So we're blending our family.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
He told me to include his sister's four kids when
I'm buying gifts for our children. Why should I have
to spend my money on his sister's children.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
See you blend the families. You're thinking you're gonna blend
the immediate family, right. What you probably didn't anticipate was
he was blending his family. With all his responsibility. He

(23:10):
been helping his sister kids out because the sister's man
that hand, these babies ain't worth her damn, now you know.
And that's what didn't happen. And Bruh been just stepping
up to the plate to make sure that his sister's
kids have a decent Christmas too, and that's what has happened.
And so yes, that's all right. It's just a you know,

(23:33):
it's just a parent just you know, God blesses you
to become a blessing and your man want to make
sure that all the kids have a nice holiday and everything.
And it ain't just your money anyway, ish, y'all's money.
And if you don't get off this me my train,
then y'all you're gonna be looking for another man. Yeah,

(23:59):
for real life. College just said it. He a good dude.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Man.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
He trying to make it right for everybody. That's the
responsibility of being a man. Yeah, you know what my
father told me. My father told me before he died.
He says, son, real men are responsible for all the
lives they touch. And if you don't want to be that,
then don't touch nobody likes. But once you touch it,

(24:23):
you got to be responsible. That's just.

Speaker 11 (24:28):
Gonna get touched in everybody ain't getting gifts.

Speaker 9 (24:31):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Be quiet?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Hey, you just read the damn shels what you do.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Let's move on, Calvin, is where you focus.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
At ain't getting gifts by they ask you?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Man, Go ahead, Carl, all right, Kelvin and Syracuse.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
My girlfriend's best friend is staying with her for the weekend,
and my girl wouldn't let me spend the night over
her house because she doesn't want me around her friend.
Is this a sign that she doesn't trust me or
that she doesn't trust her girl?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
It's you don't Yeah, it's all about you. She knows. See.
The part you're leaving out is how fine her friend is. Yeah,
and she don't trust you. She know her girl walking
around half nked, bouncing this stuff all at that, No, man,

(25:22):
And that's what it is. It ain't refrigerator at two am. See.
And for him to even say is that she don't
trust me or she don't trust her brother. For you
to even ask that, you know, you know good? Hell well,
she done sensed by the way you look at her.

(25:43):
Ain't no need of you coming over here. It's just
when did she go home? And bruh, you know it.
I don't even know why you wrote that letter, Uncle Steve,
like I wasn't going baby see through that? Then you go, Kelvin.
I and now he trying to get some inside information.
Cause if she don't truss me, I know why. But
if she don't trust hers her girlfriend feel Come. No, man,

(26:10):
I've been a man a whole I've been man my
whole life. Dog, we ain't even that complicated. But she'll
find om. She'll as hated ass hal spot.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, there you go, Kelvin, you ain't slick.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
All right?

Speaker 12 (26:26):
Moving on, Brianna and Wade Cross. My husband got our
male carrier pregnant. I have accepted the baby, who's two.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Now.

Speaker 12 (26:36):
What I can't accept is that our friends still joke
about the baby.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
They call him.

Speaker 12 (26:43):
Priority mail or special delivery at other days.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Why won't he stop them?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Said that this? Yeah, what can brown do for you? Yeah? Alright,
now you know you got here because somebody was at
home to sign for you. Yeah, it ain't nothing. Uh yeah,

(27:15):
they need to stop. That's who dog. She got the
mail character pressing.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
And she's accepted the baby. Go ahead, Brianna, that a
woman than mercy.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Mmm, man, that baby be in that mail bag and
be gone somewhere else. You got the mail, lady pregnant dog. Yeah, dog,
she was bringing checks, buying, you know, just dropped off
some most off. Let me go, come on in here,
let me help you. Sought your mail. Yeah, yeah, she
was going inside. Yeah she was special delivering dog. She

(27:49):
wasn't sticking the mail in the mailbox. She was hand
delivering his mail inside, opening in that licking envelopes and bills.

Speaker 12 (28:03):
But the wife, Brianna is forgiving her husband and she's
accepted the baby.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
She just wants. Yeah, Brianna's done.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
Its played fences other than fences where they do that.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Brother, Let me tell you something, every time mail come
to the house, it would be a disruptive thing. I
would I would have the male stop coming to my house.
I don't be whole box.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, so you have no advice for Brianna.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Not a damn thing. Ain't nothing I can tell you.
I don't know, I don't know. Your lucky. I ain't
over there because I had a whole lot of more
names for the baby. So don't ask you.

Speaker 12 (28:43):
Yeah, you're no help. All right, let's move on. No express,
you know, are you done with the names?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
She just asked for people to stop for you just.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Okay, And I just wanted to know they probably left
out some really good ones. Tu tho.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
So just it's a baby. You're done, okay, Okay, you
ready laughing? Malcolm? Did you just say Leo?

Speaker 11 (29:15):
Is that the baby name?

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Little po? What's up?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Can't help you?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
I ready to go ahead? One month?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
All right, Malcolm and s report.

Speaker 12 (29:27):
I saw photos of my wife hugged up with a
rapper after a concert. My coworker showed me the photos
that his wife showed him. They were picks from a
meet and Greek, and I feel she could have told
me about him.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Am I to be mad?

Speaker 11 (29:46):
Who?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Well, you can be mad. But it wasn't nothing but
a picture of the little rapper, you know. Depending on
which one it was, that's all. I hope it wasn't Usher.
If it was Usher, you better be careful. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Usher a singer, he's not a rapper.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
I'm just saying, yeah, I should be going to lock
these people girlfriend. Yeah, depending on which one it was,
you know.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, So is he wrong, Malcolm wrong?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Hope it ain't a video nowhere.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Okay, let's go all right, cot up next entertainment news.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
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Speaker 5 (31:09):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, all right, what you got Junior entertainment news.

Speaker 10 (31:13):
All right, here we go entertainment News. I want to
give a shout out to Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan doing
his thing. Marcus Jordan moved on from Dayton, Scottie Pippen's
ex wife to hang out with Eddie Murphy x wife
Nicole Murphy. Marcus Jordan and Nicole trending all weekend as
they were both in Miami for DJ Colli's annual golf class. Now,

(31:34):
Jordan and Murphy were also spotted in a popular Miami nightclub,
Close It Up together in a booth. Now Jordan is
thirty three and the Cole Murphy is fifty six. Now
he seems like it's a little bit older.

Speaker 11 (31:45):
Now do y'all have a problem with this? What I
know phyllis ain't you.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Ain't mad at the boy at all? The boy know
how to move around. I ain't mad at the bore.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah, he moving around.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He like him grown though, Yeah he does cool.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
An education and going on. And I'm just letting you
know that there's an education going on, teacher. There are
things that I still have to love her. Yeah, he
in the here school right now here here school, and
he'd graduated to that. That's he up and here in
college now.

Speaker 12 (32:19):
Because Nicole Murphy is fifty six and then.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Fifty six and fine, yes's beautiful, thirty something, Fine he
thirty something.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Find please know that.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, she's a beautiful woman. Now Larsa is what fifty.

Speaker 11 (32:39):
It don't matter. She fine too. See whatever whatever number
you choose. Fine, got to come at No.

Speaker 12 (32:45):
I'm trying to add to what Steve is saying about
this teaching going on.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
He likes older going up women. That's that's my His.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Next woman gonna be sixty five, his next five. He
just gonna be taking force to learn that bacon. He's
gonna learn how to do hams and turkeys at that.

Speaker 11 (33:06):
Yeah, cooking classes cover it up.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I guess you like what you like?

Speaker 5 (33:11):
OK, like what you like?

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Well, Scott happy, I'm sorry bad, he said, Scotty sty
Scott it happy.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He doesn't have to deal with it anymore. Has any
other entertainment news.

Speaker 10 (33:29):
Fifty five year old boxing legend Roy Jones Junior did
an interview with tim Z's Force and said he wouldn't
mind having a shot in the ring with Jake Paul
to see if he could do what Mike didn't do.
Roy Jones Jr. Said, I don't think Mike checked his
chin at all, So I wouldn't mind having a shot
to see if I could do the same thing to

(33:50):
check his chin. So roy Is record is fifty you know,
it's sixty six and ten and he hasn't boxed his
April of last year.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Do y'all think that Roy Jones Jr. Could be Jakebaul.

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Roy won't that twenty Mike got that's what world want
at twenty MILLI I saw j Paul yesterday.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yesterday you hands with him, congratulated him. I mean, I
like what he's doing. You know he didn't he don'et
pimp the game? Man? That dude is he you know
what it's like? He's he reminds me of the w
w F because you know it's entertainment, right, but you

(34:31):
go anyway. Yeah, and the arena is full. You know
that's true. So interesting guy, man, interesting guy. We talking
to big he think that, Yeah, he think I can't
whoop you. I can't. But you ain't supposed to be
fighting nobody, no way. I know. For a hundred million,

(34:54):
I get on up in there with him for one
hundred million.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
One hundred a lot.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Uh, Like you know what you're doing, dog, I'm talking
about man. I'll have some videos and like Mike Tyson
was doing, and I speed him up a little bit
so it looked like I got more than I really
got and walk right in there and get my ass
for a hundred million dollars.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Yeah, yeah, man, Chase Paul.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Who Steve asked, yes he is it? Yes he did.
He wasn't in there no time. No, I wasn't.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Okay, But as you get your hundred me up, what's
your next purchase though?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh one hundred million? Yeah, what's your.

Speaker 11 (35:34):
Next person after the fight?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Look at here?

Speaker 10 (35:38):
That in cash.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Tax free. Yeah. Oh, there's a couple people gonna get
a phone calls. It ain't what I'm gonna buy, it's
who I'm gonna say by too.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh so it's the freedom that you're going to get
with your page.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
See at my age, one hundred meal hacks free. Yeah,
I'm I'm gonna move round different. I ain't got to
buy nothing. I ain't. I don't need to buy nothing.

Speaker 11 (36:09):
So if we still have a morning show, the morning
show still gonna be your un see.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
You might want to might want to start If you
see me with that that money, you might want to
start looking around. I just said I move around, might y'all?
Might wanta start looking around?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Junie.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
If you see somebody to put up a new fence
in your backyard, we at the end heat them bought you.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
I'm buying your fist, and I'm gonna buy the Homeowners
Association and have them make you. Let the fist be
any color you want, what color fish you want?

Speaker 11 (36:45):
For one hundred me.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
You said to get a fist. Might even be a
link chain link, so wood, a picket, all that wood
in the suburbs you be looking at. You probably gonna
get that one.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Go on a twenty minutes hour We're gonna talk about
what Donald Trump is up to. Next by Yo with
Steve Verryvord's show Rump.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 10 (37:46):
In an interview on Meet the Press, Donald Trump said
he plans to pardon his supporters that took part in
the January sixth insurrection. Okay, He's plans to pardon them
at the Captain on his first day in office, though.
On his first day, Trump said that his supporters have
been detained for years in prisons that are filthy and

(38:07):
disgusting and should be released. In that same interview, Trump
said that he would members of his House committee that
were investigating the January sixth or not at all, should
be at the Capitol.

Speaker 11 (38:18):
They should all go to jail.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
That what we should we do with this ain't nothing
you can do. That's who y'all.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Are you gonna partner?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Everybody? Everybody row what y'all think he was gonna do.
That's who y'all brothers, he the president. Buckle up, all
the blacks for Trump. Get ready? Yeah, all y'all blacks
for Trump. Everybody get ready. I see very little about

(38:45):
to happen for the common man.

Speaker 12 (38:47):
But here's a man that he tried to overthrow the
government on January sixth.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
He told those people to go down to the Capitol.

Speaker 12 (38:58):
They people at the capitol, Capitol police officers, people died
in the line of duty protecting our elected officials.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
They tried to basically stop the official count of the votes.
That's particular day that was their goal, that's what they
wanted to do. And now he's.

Speaker 12 (39:19):
Saying that when he gets in office, Trump that on
first day at work, he is going to let them
out and say that the people that were investigating him
to go to jail.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That's who y'all voted for. That don't sound crazy to you.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
No, that's what you get. That's what you get.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
You know.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
I don't know how people thought it was going to
be any I ain't shocked that none of this because
he's supporting anybody who supported him. I don't care if
it was at an insurrection. If you for me, I'm
for you. So see, it ain't blacks for Trumps or
Trumps for black it's who for Trump is who Trump for.

(40:02):
But except the little man. The little man is gonna get.
I can't. I want to see what policies he puts
in place for the coming man. Remember all this. You know,
y'all tied of these gas prices, y'all tied to nig
can't grocery shop. Let's just see if groceries go down.
Because if you're putting tariffs on China, I don't know who. Wow.

Speaker 12 (40:28):
And he also said that during the interview that he
can't guarantee that we the consumers.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Won't pay for that for his tariffs. But that's y'all
due though. That's who y'all voted for. Yeah, that's who
y'all voted for.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
So we'll see.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
And he's serious about this too.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
You know, I'm not watching the news for four years.
I'm telling y'all, I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I'm with you, Tom, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
It's nothing we seen. We've seen this whole movie. Why
are we watching it again?

Speaker 11 (40:59):
M At thirty four after coming up next to Sister Odell.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All Right, it's time
our girl is here.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Will you know I will? I know?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
He will?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
I know he will? He will, Yes, he will. Won't
he do it?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Won't he do it?

Speaker 11 (41:26):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (41:26):
He will? You know. Good mornings, everyone's I've been.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Listening to Junior in the morning.

Speaker 11 (41:31):
Say hey, Junior, good morning.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I guess you're doing the best you can.

Speaker 11 (41:36):
Huh, ma'am, I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, you don't really have a voice for this, Junior.
I don't not at all.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I very rarely compliments her, but I showed Miss Sherley
this morning. Her voice is in her voice her voice
is calming.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes it is, Yes, she has a beauty.

Speaker 11 (42:02):
What is my voice then?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Annoying? Yeah? Play it again? What is annoying?

Speaker 9 (42:11):
You know?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Kinda almost all like I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Annoyed it, but that it is? Anyway, what's going on y'all?
Go mornings?

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Well? I wanted to ask you, sister Odell, did you
do any Black Friday or Cyber Monday shopping?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And then tell us what, No, I.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Don't do that, Sweeted, because I don't like to word
the fact that white folks names that Black Friday.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I've never so you've never.

Speaker 12 (42:40):
Shopped on Black Friday, taken advantage of the deals Black Friday?

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Why has we got to be Black Friday and then
Christmas get to be white.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
School? Let's say it.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
I'm preach, I'm dreaming over why.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Christmas?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Everybody I wanted at my house was blacky just ma'am.
Now Black Friday violence or jumping on folks with and
stop lying on Black Friday? You ain't they put a
cell at Walmart? They got eighty five inch or flash

(43:22):
screen TV for four dollars. You know that TV don't
want and now they ain't up killing each other for
the one four dollar TV that's had a commission just
in there, tearing the store off, snatching and fighting, criminalizing
one another and everything. Now, what I don't like about
this cibe of Monday. I don't even know how to
work the compruve her. So what is I'm fit the order?

(43:43):
I just got an Amazon package to live it the
other day.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh what you get? What's your order?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
What'd you buy from?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Some spices? Spices to cut?

Speaker 5 (43:56):
What's ordered me are twelve bottles of Cuman?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
What you're gonna do with that? I don't know if
i'm fit to learn. You know, I heard you. You're
talking about it, and I just said, that's interesting because
I got had twelve bottles of Kuman for two dollars
on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Oh okay, I.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Think they're giving it away. Could don't nobody use it?
Yess ma'am?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
So what do you want for Christmas? What's on your list?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Well? Number one, I want Jesus not to come back
on Christmas because that means it'll be over. That's true,
that's the number one thing. Please don't come back now, Lord.
And because I was really wanting a few more holidays
out of this wonderful life, I done had if I could,

(44:43):
you know, world peace, it's what you know.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I love his sister, Damnton well peace.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
And then the only other thing I like is for
white folks to learn how to make dressing. Ta stovetop
off the shelves. If we could just quit letting white
folks by stove top, you know, it just would change,
It would change the holidays.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
And I want the band Punky Pie.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
That's another thing.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Got in side, punky Pie, uh huh uh.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
And that little ignity boy y'all had on the show ration,
the one that made the sweet potato and punky pie
combination ball head one.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Come on, sind some there. I asked you what was
on your Christmas list? Not what you banning?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Well, that's on the Christmas lift. We gonna band punky Pie.
That's for nook that for one, get rid of that.
And have white folks stop making dressing for the holidays,
you know it just stop. And yellow mode. And oh,
one last thing, we need to brand fruitcake hoe the hair.
That's a white folk dish right there forever seeing one,

(45:50):
good bye the ones. I know I've overstayed my.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Well cid much.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
No more fruit cake, no more fruit cake, all right.

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Up next to prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
You're listening to the same holiday morning show everybody.

Speaker 10 (46:06):
Coming up about four minutes after the hour is today's
Strawberry Letter. The subject is I live in party city,
so I'm outside, but right now it's time for the
nephew with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
What you got?

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Many Coming up next strop landdrop Man ladder Well.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
I live in part of city now I'm outside. But
what is do?

Speaker 11 (46:28):
What you want me to do? It's a prank phone call?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
What you want me?

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Can you lord your voice in it?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Though it is low?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Tom, what you're talking about? I'm talking about the tone,
the pitch.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
You can tell you one more time.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
This is all the base I got.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Coming up a boy for.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Minute after the hours Today's straw Mary Letter. The subject
is I live in part of the city, so I'm outside.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Now we're gonna yeah, don't get your scaver.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
We're down at the church.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
We're gonna call this lady that does the sign language
and let her know how did you propose to your wife?

Speaker 10 (47:03):
What I say, go ahead, Today's day. I need somebody
that I've always wanted, and I need you in my life,
and I for God, I want to spend.

Speaker 11 (47:13):
The rest of my life with you, So would you
please accept this ring?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Let me ask you a question. Did she bust out laughing?

Speaker 6 (47:19):
She did?

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Was you there because I damn dead? Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Now she did?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
She did?

Speaker 11 (47:24):
She laughed and her yes was laughter, and I understand
why I was dead?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
There you out of sympathy?

Speaker 11 (47:35):
Whatever?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
All right, you are signing wrong. Let's go cat dog. Hello,
I'm trying to speak to sister Lauren. Please, Sister Lauren.
This is brother David from the church. I don't know
if you know me. You might know me when you
see me, but I don't know if you just know
me because we don't really interact that much at the church.
But I wanted to give you a call. We got

(47:57):
a bit of a problem going on. Can you got
you get? Do you have a minute to talk?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
All right? Now?

Speaker 9 (48:04):
How long have you been doing the uh the sign
you in the you know you in the ministry when
you do the sign language for the church, and you
know I notice you up there at least two Sundays
out of a out of the month.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
You've been doing it quite a while, am I right?

Speaker 13 (48:20):
So yes, I've been doing this for over ten years.
But I'm a little confused as to why you're calling
about this time. I'm just a little to confused.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I don't know who you are.

Speaker 13 (48:31):
You say that if I see your face, I may
know you. But what does this have to do with anything?
Is how long I have been doing sign language?

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I know?

Speaker 13 (48:39):
Okay, I've been doing it for years?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
So how may I help you with this? Do you want?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Okay? So no, no, I'm not trying to learn any
sign language. Do you do? You know miss everybody call
him Miss Murder? Do you know Miss Murdle?

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (48:52):
Yeah, I sure do.

Speaker 9 (48:53):
Mm okay, so Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's
one of my aunties right there.

Speaker 13 (48:59):
Miss Murder is okay, And she gave you my number
to call me?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
What what do you mean for me?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Did she get?

Speaker 9 (49:08):
No? No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know, you know, my honest is death. You know
she's hearing it, pa, you know that, right?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Okay? Yeah, So so here's a problem.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
I ain't murderers telling us that you're not doing the
sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
some things in the scripture or.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Something, you know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for
a very long time and I know what I'm doing.
So how do you so she told you.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
For me to tell me that I'm not doing this
aline correctly, let me say, let me say.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
This to you.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
I don't want us to get off on the wrong
for Let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on, you know.
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with Sister Lawrence so we can
try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out. And that's how

(50:05):
I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't know
if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm
just trying to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
Now.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Let me go say this. If my ain't murders.

Speaker 9 (50:14):
Say that you ain't signing right, then mi ani ain't lying.
That means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing incorrectly. That
doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell you that?
Did she sign it to you?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
She signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
all right, and learning how to do this the correct
way so that my Aintie can get You know, Miainti
needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
the word, but she not getting it because you the
words getting lost.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
In your hands.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone. Young man. Okay,
let's start with that, which means.

Speaker 13 (51:08):
That match my tone because you're getting very loud and
I can't hear through all of that.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
All right, Okay, okay, I situation.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
You called my phone?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
You have a problem that.

Speaker 13 (51:22):
You're discusting with me, but you're getting more angry than
anything else. How am I going to resolve this problem?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I am trying to be a course.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
The way you resolve this problem is carry back to science.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
School so you can learn what you need to so
my Anie can get the word my amy can't get
in the gospel because you messing it up.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
God anointed me to do stout language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and
I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
telling me that I'm not doing something right?

Speaker 5 (51:50):
You know? But do God know that you're not doing
it right? Do God know that? Does God know that
my ain'm myrtle not getting the word because of you?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Name?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Young man?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Jesus, Please give me the strength to continue on with
this conversation. But you know what one, I'm gonna be
right back.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Don't you ever call my mother freaking phone to him?
But I ain't doing something. Man, if I see you
in this tree, this can't I have. It's gonna go
outside your God?

Speaker 9 (52:19):
Damn?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Has did I make myself?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Claire? I cannot believe you talking to me like this.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Oh now you want to be calm? Now you're calm?
Now you match my tone. I don't engaged.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
I can't believe you just got you talking to me
like that?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Are we done here?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
I'll be right back, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
Lord.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
I needed a moment.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
You right, we've been on the phone this Lord, you've
been on stewing at me. I told you to match
my tone. Match my tone.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
I am matching your tone. Now can I say?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Can I?

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Can I give you something else in this tone?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Do you mind?

Speaker 5 (52:56):
If I say something in this tone?

Speaker 13 (52:58):
You're gonna hear a click and the DoD real quick,
go ahead.

Speaker 9 (53:01):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend Bonda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
In your tone, does oh.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Lord, have mercy?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Bonda, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me I put this
on the radio on the radio, Bond in Jesus name,
Amen radio. I'm not playing in the game time you.
I think it's funny, but it seems this is my
job here.

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Speaker 5 (56:17):
All right, here we go. Am I gonna read it?
And then you gonna comment? Call her? Sure? Yes? Okay?
Here we go. All right, here we go subject. I
live in party city, so I'm outside. Then, Stephen Shirley,
I've been married for seven months to a man that
is significantly younger than I am. I met him in

(56:38):
Cankon while I was vacationing with my son and his family.
I shocked everybody when I told him I was getting
a condo in can Coon and I'd be renting out
my house in Saint Louis. My family act like, because
I'm over sixty and a big girl, that this younger
man couldn't possibly love me. I moved in with him

(57:02):
as soon as I got the keys to my condo.
All we do is hang out and have a good time.
I've been married three times and my last husband died
in twenty twenty two, so it's all about me. I lived.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Continue.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
The joke that read through my head was so good.
I live in party City, so I'm outside. Some days
I sleep until noon, and it drives my family crazy.
My oldest daughter and I were on a video call
the other day and my husband came in from the
night before. All she could say is that he's cheating

(57:47):
on me and using me for my money. I don't
have a lot of money, but whatever I do have
is mind. He is and hours. He makes me feel good.
I feel good about myself for the first time in
many years. They expected me to waste a way alone
in Saint Louis and the due of those cold winners.

(58:09):
But God had other plans for me. Oh now we're
gonna dragon the Lord in this mess right killing me
circle in say here we go over here in Mexico.
The size of my back is not in here.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Continue sir, okay.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Sir, over here in Mexico. Over here in Mexico. The
size of my back is not an issue. And men
tell me I'm beautiful all the time. He is my
only problem. My husband wanted his mama to move in

(58:52):
with She's twelve years older than me and a party pooper.
I like being outside in the streets and have sect
with my husband on our terrace, and she gonna ruin
the good thing that we got going on. My children said,
he's gonna slowly move all his family in on me.
That's a no note. How do I tell my husband
and mama can't come live with us? All my kids

(59:15):
right about him? Or not? Please? Advie? All right, Carlin, Well.

Speaker 12 (59:22):
Ain't nothing wrong with, you know, being with a younger persons,
as long as you all are on the same page.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
It's about respecting each other.

Speaker 12 (59:31):
Plus, I think it's just not cool that after a
certain age a woman's intimate needs should not be met.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
But your whole relationship just can't be about sex.

Speaker 12 (59:41):
You're sixty years old, a big girl, and while vacationing
with your son's family in can Kuon you met a
younger man, decided to buy a condo in Mexico, get married,
and rent out your house in Saint Louis. Your family
is like, what are you doing? Your kids are really
just being protective. They don't want this man using you. However,

(01:00:05):
you've been married three times before, and at this age
you should know what's best for you, and you should
know if you're being used or manipulated. And I'm sure
you know the signs when someone is cheating. So you
also said that you know you mentioned that you're a
big girl, and so I think that you're so happy

(01:00:25):
this man likes you despite being a big girl. He
makes you feel good, and you're like, what am I
supposed to do? Not enjoy life? Not be happy and
not party? And your words not be outside. So here's
your main issue. Your husband wants his seventy two year
old mother to move in with you guys, and you
don't want her to. However, what if his mom really

(01:00:48):
needs help and this is what's best for his elderly
mother And it's going to be hard to say no.
But if you really really don't want her to move in,
then you need to let your husband immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You need to tell them.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
And as far as the other family members moving in,
what your family think, No, that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You can set boundaries on that, Steve, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
I don't even know what this's title of this letter.
As for I live in party cities on outside, that
ain't tighten you, damn guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
What's the title?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Tyler? This letter is? My back don't matter?

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
My back don't matter? Well, here we go. I've been
married for seven months to a man that is significantly
younger than I am. Keywords significantly that means why gap?
Now we find out in the letter that she's over sixty,
or she's sixty, or she over sixty I am over sixty. Yeah, okay,

(01:01:57):
here we go. How many men cari coon while I
was vacationing with my son and his family. So I'm
assuming he lived in can Coon all he was there
on vacation. I'll figure it out as we go. Anyway,
my family was shocked when I told him I was
getting the condo in can Coon and I'll be written
out my house in Saint Louis. My family act like,

(01:02:19):
cause I'm over sixty and a big girl, that this
younger man couldn't possibly love me. Oh oh, here we go. Well,
if you're over sixty and a big girl and a
young boy, won't you in Mexico? I have some dults
about that. We'll be back. Hey.

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All right, I'll be back for part two. Let's recap
today's strawberry.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Let it go ahead, be done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
This lady been married for seven months to a man
that is significantly younger. She's over sixty, so she ain't
putting no numbers in here, so let me help y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Okay, she over.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Sixty, I'm gonna go with sixty five. That's right in
the middle. That's fair. And I'm gonna go with he
is thirty five. That's what I'm gonna go with. That's
what I think would be fair, because significantly younger. He
thirty five. I met him in can Coon. I was

(01:04:07):
vacational with my son and his family. I shocked everybody
when I told him I was getting a condo in Cancun,
and I be written out of my house in Saint Louis.
My family act like because I'm over sixty and a
big girl, that this younger man can't possibly love me. Well,
I'm gonna tell you right now though. Listen to me,
big girl, Listen to me. You gotta take care of

(01:04:30):
yourself health wise, because it's very hard to see people
who are big at seventy. You know, a doctor one
time told me, he said, Steve, have you ever met
a seventy year old that was three hundred pounds? He said,
It's probably not gonna happen, he said, because it just
can't happen. And so I said, okay, Coop, So you

(01:04:51):
need to take care of yourself now, she said. I
moved in with him as soon as I got the
keys to my condo. All we do is hang out
and have a good time. I've been married three times
and my last husband died into twenty twenty two, so
it's all about me, says. I'll scare me when people
been married and people start dying in twenty twenty two.

(01:05:13):
And then you open the letter with I'm a big girl,
and then you later on in the letter mentioned the
size of your back. And now I'm thinking, what did
he die.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Or or or or died about him or or what
he died.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
He cheated on her and was killed.

Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Last letter? Well there's a lot now in this letter,
you know. So here we go. I live in party city,
so I'm outside. Some days I sleep until noon. And
it drives my family crazy. My oldest daughter said, I
was on a video call the other day and my
husband came in from the night before. All she could

(01:05:58):
say is that he's cheating on me and you using
me for my money. Lady, if you the relationship where
your boyfriend who is considerably younger than you stays out
all night and comes in from the night before, but
he needed you to have a place to stay, so
he wasn't at his place? Where was he all night?

(01:06:20):
And he came in fresh, He didn't been to sleep.
What puts you to say? As we lay we forgot
about the tomorrow. As we lay he forgot sunlight cardim.
But he didn't care because he came on home to
you and I don't have a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
This is her husband, not boyfriend. This is her husband.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
See you can you can't do that right? What marriage
you in? Where you come in and on a video
call and hey I'm home, and and and broke. You know,
the bed ain't on fire. You don't see your clothes
in the front yard. Let me see, she says. All
I can say he's cheating on me and using me

(01:07:03):
for my money. I don't have a lot of money,
but whatever I do have is mind. He is in hours.
He makes me feel good, and I feel good about
myself for the first time in many years. They expected
me to waste a way alone in Saint Louis and
then do of those cold winners. But God had other
plans for me, dragged the Lord in. Now here's the

(01:07:24):
line in the whole letter for me over here in Mexico. Oh,
over here in Mexico. The size of my b the
size of my back is not an issue. And men
tell me I'm beautiful all the time. Here's my only problem. Well,

(01:07:46):
you know it depends on where you're at in Mexico.
You know, it depends on where you at. If you
staying at the if you down at the at the
hose and the bond grill, the size of your back
might not matter. But if you had seen your frog,
I'm telling you right now, them little college girls in there,
they different. So if you had seen your frog down

(01:08:09):
in King Koon. He's gonna be judged. It didn't it.
But if you at the Hossi end of barn grill,
your big back might not bother nobody. And people tell
you you beautiful all the time, and you probably are.
So let's just move on past that. My husband wants
his mom to move in with hers. She's twelve years
older than me.

Speaker 12 (01:08:27):
Damn, I'm she's sixty because the mom is seventy two.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Well number she over sixty, so she's sixty five. The
mama seventy seventy. This little can coon condo you thee
bought it slowly turning into a retirement home. And I
like being outside in the streets and have sex with
my husband on my test and she gonna ruin the

(01:08:55):
good times we have going on. My children said, he's
gonna slowly move all his family on me. Oh, I
think we just discovered what we have here.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
This is a no no.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
How do I tell my husband his mom can't live
with us? Well, you have to just tell him your
mom can't live with y'all because the rest of them
people coming. Now I've been down to Mexico. He ain't.
They can put some people in the house. I'm just
saying they can put some people in the house. Your
house will be full if you let the mom in now,
I'm telling you right now, you'll crib fitting the feet old.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
That's that's what her family's saying.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Yeah.

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It to him.

Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
Yay, best quarterback in the country.

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That's what that really means.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
I love it, Thank you, loving number one pick.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
I don't see why he wouldn't know why is gonna
get the number one pick?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
You know, the Panthers ain't winning nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Oh yeah, I'm not going to the Panthers. They did
already ruined it. One boy's career at quarterback.

Speaker 11 (01:10:57):
Right here, going there?

Speaker 10 (01:10:59):
Yeah yeah, But if you could, if you could be
the coach of the Cowboys, when you pick your son,
when you just force it, Can Prime do that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
Is he the coach of the Cowboy? Is he the
coach of the Cowboy?

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Like what you said, if you the coach of the Cowboys, Cowboy.

Speaker 11 (01:11:17):
I would do I would force it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
But Eli Manning did it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:26):
Remember he got drafted. He didn't want to go play
for a team. He just went to the Giants. His
daddy did it for him. Should Prime do that too
for your door?

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Yeah? Well, uh, is it just a rumor that he's
going to be the coach of the Cowboys or is the.

Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
Room know what I'm saying, If you could, would you
draft your son? If you the coach of a team.
When you when you want your son to work well, working.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Lebron put Brownie in the league and I love for
two days and I love too. I supported that move
right there. I thought it was yeah, I do it.
If I was Dean, Yeah, I draft my son number
one so he would get paid number one. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
Now in the Big Twelve, Travis Hunter became decent player
of the year in the Big Twelve.

Speaker 11 (01:12:08):
Now, would you want your son? Anne Travis? Can you
do both of them?

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Who don't want Travis Hunter?

Speaker 12 (01:12:15):
Travis t called Okay, let's get boy is a bad boy, Yes, sir, Yes, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Travis Hunter right now is the most complete college player.
It's the closest thing Dion Sanders I've ever seen. Now
is he number one? Yeah? Right there? Man, that boy,
that boy, that bad man. What do you do?

Speaker 11 (01:12:39):
Do you drop the quarterback or you drift a wide
receiver and a cornerback?

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Depends on what you need, see, it depends on your need.
The Cowboys they got Dak Prescott and they got that
big contract with Dak, so they're all that's gonna come
into play. How do you get rid of that? We
got Deshaun Wahston in Cleveland with one of the biggest
contracts and we ain't getting nothing and were not feeling

(01:13:04):
no kind of way. It's it's gonna be hard to
unload him. You know, he's hurt and everything, and you
know he's hurt in the house, you know, and you
know here y'all got a massage that act. That's what
y'all gotta do. See what I said, we should have
just want and got messuse come through.

Speaker 10 (01:13:24):
Then come at the top of the hour, we have
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Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
All right, nephew, what do you have on your mind today?
For your uncle day? What is it today? Tommy?

Speaker 9 (01:13:42):
So this right here, this is I'm actually I thought
about what would we be doing if we weren't doing radio,
If we weren't doing radio, what could you actually visualize
your your coworkers doing, you know what I mean, like
like call it Junior Uncle Steve Shirley, even Mississippi Monica.
You know what would you what would you see them
doing if they weren't doing radio, Like Uncle Steve, what

(01:14:04):
I'd like to see them doing because I you know,
like personally, if we wouldn't do it, I'd like to
see Uncle Steve working at the airport pushing them people
in them chairs that need help to get from to
they gate.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
I'd like to see Steve doing that that really really
really you know, ain't gonna make their flight.

Speaker 12 (01:14:22):
Why those people work hard, they care and they I.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Could if I could be worth agency, if I could.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
Be the.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Okay, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Say you would have a.

Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
Yeah, you have a miss flight.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Just lit see, because I'm too much of a conversationist.
Once you get in the hill, it's no way I'm
gonna push you and not know why you in it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That's none of your business.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Oh yeah it is. And then based on your response
determines how far you get pushed. What you made on
my hip went out, Your hip went out? Why, sir,
Now I fell down the steps, man, I just go
on over there to the PRESSL place and give me
a PRESSL and be out there looking at it, fat ass,
because now I'm not fit to push you down here.

(01:15:22):
And you didn't just spell.

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Because they just gonna miss pre board. They didn't miss
pre board.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
They're gonna miss a lot unless you know how to
do the wheelchair with his hands, because you know you
can roll yourself. But you're gonna have to know that though,
because if your hip went out, ain't nothing wrong with
your hands, So you can just start rolling yourself down there.
You just George Wallace, You.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Is not for you to judge.

Speaker 12 (01:15:45):
Your job is to get them to the gate. It's
not for you to judge as to why they're in
the chair. These people, see, that's why you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Don't need to see me working in that compactity. That's
the last place you need to put me into people's service.
We see like call it Carlor. I'd like to see
you and Shirley. No, don't, don't, don't. Don't take this
the wrong way.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
I'd like to might take it the wrong way because okay,
but i'd like to see y'all working at Jackhammer.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
I'd love to see that. I love to see y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Wow, Wow, tell me really.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I'd like to see calling at the customer service call
in center at the phone company.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
I would that, don't y'all think so?

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
No, come till somebody said something to you crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Like what try it? Let's try? Hello, Thank you for
calling customer service. How can I help you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Yeah, oh my phone got cut off.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Now you ain't sorry because y'all cut it off. If
y'all why what y'all cut it off for?

Speaker 12 (01:16:55):
Well, let me look it up, and may be an
outage in your area, sir, Or let me just look
at it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Ain't no outage. Everybody else phone working, My phone ain't working.
Ain't no outage. My phone out, My brother phone worked,
my two cousin phone work, my boy Gilbert, he phone's
still working.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
And your phone is not working.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
My phone only phone out? So what did you talking about?
It was an outage in the area, sir? Sir, who's
that in the background. Don't worry about all that you
were talking about my phone?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
We just calm down, you all, calm down. I'm here,
hold on, you heard it. One second. I'm gonna try
to help you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
All, but you my phone ain't on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
No excuse excuse me, sir. I know your phone is
not on.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
But what did the background guys say?

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
What did he say?

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Why are your black gonna do it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Who you talking to?

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Well? He talking to you? No, No, he ain't talking
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Now no what he said he talking.

Speaker 12 (01:17:57):
To you now, he ain't talking to me because you
ho fafo today I probably lost my job.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Dang fofa ain't got my phone service.

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last time you've been on the uh uh the promenade
deck promenade.

Speaker 11 (01:19:05):
Yeah, quite a wild Yeah, yeah, you know what on
the promenade deck I did.

Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
You ain't parted on the cruise ship until you did
the electric slide on the cruise ship.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
That's when you really had party.

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
Yeah, that's when you shuffle board for board? Who me
and miss Sally played shuffle board? Nalid she was she
was fifty seven. I was twenty two.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
I was on the crew.

Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
And you're still thinking about her while your wife listening
to this show. You're still thinking about miss sat.

Speaker 11 (01:19:35):
Ooh, we boy at that time time, not now, but
at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
But why is your eyes closed when you say sae?
But ooh ooh when you say ooh and your eyes
closed and say miss Sally? You don't think your wife
hearing this.

Speaker 11 (01:19:50):
Some people don't like the way Sally walk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Okay, now you're doing songs.

Speaker 12 (01:19:54):
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Speaker 11 (01:20:39):
All right, everybody the time? But would you rather come on,
Carl read the book?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:20:42):
Would you rather home smells like your home smells like
baked apple pie or first Christmas tree?

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Cool? I like the fresh Christmas evil. I'll right baked
apple pine either though.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Nu, Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Well, de depend on who baking the paddle. Just go
and give me the Christmas tree, okay, because if surely
was baking the pie, don't matter if you smell like
your house on fire?

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:21:16):
Would you rather wear a suit and tie for Christmas
dinner or eat dinner naked?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Be Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
I do it. I do it as much as I
can do naked. I do as much as I can do. Yeah,
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a suit and tie
because it's a lot of people don't need to be
naked in my tape.

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
Hello, I'm all out on the patio. But Christmas dinners,
you ain't got no fence.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
You can't be nicked.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
But why I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Walk across your yard and look in your house? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Here we go, guys.

Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
Would you rather go on stage dressed as Santa Claus
or dressed as an l?

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Come on our favorite? Come on? Please? I don't like
the when y'all do this right here, I don't like
just say, Santa, just answer? Would you know who? You
know what? I'm gonna go as the elf? That's what
I'm gonna do. What else? What else? You ain't big
enough to be Santa Claus? What is your mama? Why

(01:22:26):
the little Santa Claus out here? I can't sit on
his lap. I can't tell him what I want to.
He ain't gonna baby bring us nothing. He can't county
no bag, mama? Ye know?

Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:22:40):
Would you rather have a body like Santa Claus or
half pointy elf?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Ears?

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Come a body like Son? I don't want nobody like Son.
Give it the means I take.

Speaker 11 (01:22:53):
You already got him, that's why you're the l. I'm sorry,
I take all right, I'm a nobody likes him.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Okay, see, I'm gonna take three years. I'm gonna give
me a bow and arrow. I'm gonna be that little
white dude in Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Just a whole nother character.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna give me a blind wig and a
bow and arrow. I'm gonna go out here and start
killing people. You will say something else about his head?

Speaker 12 (01:23:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Would you rather buy your ex a Christmas present before
go to the inauguration?

Speaker 11 (01:23:33):
Be mad as hell?

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
I'll be there, be up at that inauguration. Yeah, I'm
not doing nothing with you.

Speaker 12 (01:23:41):
Would rather go to Trump's inauguration and buy your exit
right up there?

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Now you understand what I mean to us?

Speaker 11 (01:23:49):
That is today's Would you rather go him?

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
Next?

Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
Close remarks Uncle Steve, You're right back that night too.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
It's been a good day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Thank us home, Steve Hey, my close the remarks today,
It's gonna be on a share of personal kind of
a personal story with you. But it's also a story
that I think is relatable to a lot of people.
And I think a lot of people can put themselves
into place, and I think the question I want to
ask is who are you talking to and who are

(01:24:59):
you listening? That's an important question to ask yourself constantly.
Who are you talking to and who are you listening to?
If you want to change your life, if you really
want to progress in life, if you really want to
be what God has intended for you to be, if

(01:25:20):
you really want to accomplish all your dreams and aspirations,
you got to pay real close attention to who you
talking to and who you listening to. These two things
are critical. You know, I'm gonna share your story as
much as I can without being too specific, but just
to see if you can relate. I was in a

(01:25:43):
meeting one time with some TV executives, and they were
in this meeting to talk about how we could increase
the ratings on my talk show. And whenever I take
a meeting with news execs, will I listen to them,
because if you have a way that I can improve,

(01:26:04):
I'm always listening. But in the entire meeting of how
to increase your ratings, all they were doing was telling
me what I wasn't and that's not how you improve.
You have to tell me who I should be. See,

(01:26:25):
you can't tell me what I am isn't working because
to me, clearly it is because who I am has
gotten me this far. Now, if you can tell me
what I need to add to that, I'm okay. But
once again, you gotta be careful who you talking to
and careful who you're listening to. So the list started.

(01:26:50):
You know, the one thing I thought I would listen
to was one of them said, don't cuss so much. Okay,
I could take that, because that could be offensive to
some people. Okay, So I took that. Okay, that's something
I can't do. But really, to get to what you
are trying to hear, I need to know what to do,

(01:27:11):
and then it started into things of just negativity. And
one of the things that one of the guys said
to me was, don't talk about God so much. And
I said, excuse me, He said, don't talk about God

(01:27:32):
so much, and I threw me off a little bit.
And I'm just looking at him. He said, because this
isn't a religious show or a spiritual show. And I
was thinking to him, well, it's not spiritual to you,
but the whole fact of me even being on a
show is a miracle to me. The fact that I've

(01:27:53):
reached the levels in this business that I have is
a miracle to me. So this not being spiritual for you,
I understand. But my whole walk is nothing but grace
and favor. So I was sitting there looking at him
and I said, well, that's not going to happen because
a long time ago, when I had nothing, I made
a promise to God. I told God, I said, if

(01:28:15):
you let me make it, when I get there, I'm
gonna tell everybody it was you. And you know why
I made that promise Because I was out of ideas,
because I was out of moves to make, I was
all out of what to do next. I was all
out of bright ideas. You ever been there before, Well
you feel like you just out. Well, guess what I

(01:28:37):
told God? I was out and I was gonna step
aside and let him in. And now I'll do whatever
you tell me to do. I make the moves you
tell me to move, and I'll go where you tell
me to go. And if I make it, God, when
I get there, I'm gonna tell everybody it was you.
That's why when I start this radio show, I start

(01:28:58):
the radio show the way I do. When I was
doing stand up, before I started, I said, before I
get started, I want to just say to God, is
everything to me? And without God, I never ever would
have been nothing. I said that every single night before
I started my show. Guess what, I was keeping my promise.

(01:29:18):
So I wasn't gonna break my promise for some people
at a talk show. See, but you gotta be careful
who you talking to, and then even more so, you
gotta be careful who you listening to.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
In that meeting with them, I found that it was
my last meeting with them ever. They never met with
me again, and I knew something was going on because Christmas,
there was no Christmas gift sent to my set. That
was no birthday gift sent to my set. Oh and
next thing I knew, everything was canceled. But you know what,

(01:29:57):
I never stopped talking about God. I never stopped talking
about faith. I stopped listening. I don't listen to people
that tell me what to do about my faith. And
I look up, and today I'm in better shape than
I've ever been in in my life because I chose

(01:30:17):
to honor Him in spite of what they were telling
me to do. So now where are they versus where
am I? It's because I pay very close attention to
who I'm talking to, and I pay real close attention
to who I'm listening to. And I spend more time
talking to God and listening to God than I do anybody.

(01:30:42):
And that right there is a true testament to who
I am where I am today because I am but
by the grace of God, and I never let nobody
tell me different. Those are my closing remarks today. You
might see yourself in there somewhere you can do. Hey,
talk to Gosh. All right, y'all have to appreciation.

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