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December 12, 2024 91 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all. So given them back A million busy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you don't use.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
You love.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth. The water the
monp look come come out.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You'll think that. Uh huh, sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
I got to tell you something everybody, and this is
great news for everybody that I'm going to share something
with your principal of becoming successful at whatever level you choose.

(02:28):
It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.
Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It
could be being debt free. Your ideal success could be
sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred
thousand dollars a year, doesn't matter if you're considering it,

(02:52):
if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to
become successful. I want to share with you the very
beginning of that. If no one's ever done it, I'm
going to say the beginning of it today. See scripture
makes it very clear for us, you don't The only

(03:13):
thing you need to become successful is already inside of you.
It's not an external need. God wouldn't do that to you.
He puts the core basis of everything you need inside
of you. So if you discover it, if you tend
to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and water it, it grows,

(03:38):
it branches out. Then it reaches out externally and it
starts grabbing things outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better,
last longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything.
It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship
with God, it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me

(04:00):
tell you that thing that I'm talking about is a
God given gift that He has given to all of us.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
We all possess it.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It is all within us, and everybody has a gift.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Had somebody told me what I know now back then,
I would have saved myself tons of mistakes.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn
them all.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
One of the principles are becoming successful is your mindset.
You got to get your mind right now. This mindset
is simply a decision that you can make. I can't
get it for you. I can tell you what to do,
but you got to make the decision. You that's listening,

(04:44):
have to decide. You know what, I'm gonna go on
and get at it. I'm gonna stop wrinting. I'm gonna
become a homeowner.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
You know what. I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
I'm gonna stop living check to check. I'm I'm I'm
gonna put a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping out
on my family. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna get
it together. I'm gonna stop using when you make these decisions.
That's correcting your mindset.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
The closer connection you have with God, the more help
you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you
started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions
have you made at the New Year and stopped by
February over with by me? And January done in March?
Because if you don't have a clear connection with your

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creator to help you carry out the other force out there,
that evil force is designed to get you not to
reach your goals get you not to come to resolution
with whatever the resolutions are you made, so can so
you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or unable
to do something. But the more things you are able

(05:52):
to accomplish, the greater your confidence goals grows. So we
got to get your mindset together. Your mindset is a
decision that you have to me. When you make the decision,
you can begin in the process. Your mindset is also
a will of yours, a will along with the decision,
A will, a willingness to do right, a willingness to change,

(06:16):
a willingness to be better. Is going to then cause
you to have to make a decision to make a
change of direction. Don't go where everybody else going. You
got to go your way.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Now.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
You can't follow the crowd. You got to take a
less travel path. You cannot do this without changing your direction.
You can't keep hanging with the people you've been hanging
with if you want to be different, because they not.
Then you have to develop an obligation to yourself. You've
got to say, you know what for me and my family,

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or if you don't have a family for me, I
owe it to myself. I have an obligation to myself
to be the best me that I can possibly be,
to be the best self that I can possibly be,
to be the best father, the best man, the best husband,
the best wife, the best mother, the best daughter, the

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best son, the best student, the best employee, the best owner.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
You have an.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at the
best life you can. That's an obligation. You owe that
to yourself. Why would you not live the best life
that you possibly could. You have an obligation to yourself.
Why would you cheat yourself like that? Why would you
take yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness

(07:42):
that's already in you, to have the abundance that's been
promised to you, to go and explore all.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
The riches out there that's available to you.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
But one of the worst ways that you can rob
yourself of the joy of your obligation is to keep
comparing yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that
ain't your life. You ain't jay Z and Beyonce, You're
not Oprah. Instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit
looking around at everybody else. That comparison of everybody else

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will keep you broken. It'll keep you unhappy. You won't
even be able to be grateful for what you have
because you steady talking about what you don't have. That's
not the way, man. You have an obligation to yourself
to be the best you you can be, not the
best them.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're not them. Stop trying to be them. Be the
best you. It's cool. You got a nice little house.
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
You know how many big houses is empty and feel
with hate and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house
fill with joy in it than to go to a
big house.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Man.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Prince got a line in the song that says, I realized,
in its best disguised, a pretty high don't make a
home man.

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Don't you know I know how true that is? So
I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of the.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals and ambitions.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
What are they? What are your goals and your visions?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
What do you see for yourself? What do you dream about?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
If you knew you couldn't fail at whatever it is
you were attempting, what would you go attempt see? That's
what we need to be after. It's a mindset, y'all.
It's a decision. It's a will, it's a change of direction.
It's an obligation to yourself. It's taking dead aim at
your life's visions and goals. Come on, man, you got

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to get your mind wrapped around this thing. You owe
it to yourself to live the best life you can be.
Come on, man, talk to God. God got something for you.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
You just got to check in with him.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
You're listening to the sed morning shall ladies, gentleman, one
more time? Just one more time.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
I can't, I can't keep. It's funny to me now,
it's funny to me. I know superlatives for it. You know,
an awesome, amazing, supercatual, fragilistic, sb al adocious, uh splendifficult.

(10:26):
There's no superlatives to describe how just God is. Ain't
no words, ain't no way. I'm gonna quit track. I'm
just gonna laugh about it. It's funny to try to
describe him everything all in all, man. You know, I heard,

(10:47):
you know, church people be trying to use big word omnipotent.
I'll be gonna why is this in the song? Is omnipiti?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Y'all? Stuff? You ain't been.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
You know, you don't really stop spelling looking up in
the ad dictionary. That's what killed me about the teachers
I used to because I couldn't spell. Good little Stevie.
If you can't spell it, look it up in the dictionary, lady.
You know how far off I am from finding this
thing in the dictionary. If I knew that phone started
with p H and not this F that I yeah,

(11:24):
I can now, but back then phone was clearly an
F and I did not understand. Yeah, I ain't understand this,
you know. So anyway, we're here, Steve Harvy, Morning the Show, Grateful, awful,
glad that God is doing his thing again. Shirley's out again.
Carla Farrell, Mississippi, Monica, Julie.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Say voice the voice and the voice.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
The voice.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
And legend that is nephew Tommy Jr. Anything on your
mind today?

Speaker 11 (12:00):
You know you've been you've been trying to avoid this,
but we're gonna ask you. I need to ask you
about this because this is something you ain't brought it
up yet to us, and we're just trying to figure
out is.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
There a Christmas bonus coming for us?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
For Christmas? You have a come on us, come on
a cause you ain't said nothing.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Absolutely not. I ain't saying that. Our heart ain't said
nothing either. Ask our heart, is it gonna be a
Christmas boney? You ask the white folks is it gonna
be Christmas? If they give me one, I give you some.

(12:38):
They ain't gave me one in twenty damn years. I
ain't ever got a Christmas bonus from our heart. So
I don't really expect to see how you even talking
to me about no Christmas bony from where? So they
want to eat that slice set of the ragged ass
fruitcake they be passing out every year. Quick, I'm gonna
ask that stop giving me fruitcake, and that's all I

(13:00):
want to say.

Speaker 13 (13:01):
Don't get it against fruitcake. I mean I don't like
it either, But what don't you like about it?

Speaker 8 (13:06):
I've never met a living soul that like fruitcake.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
I know four white people that like fruit white cat
and rest of white people I know can't stand it.
That's when I knew something was wrong with this, because
none of the white people I know like fruitcake. Oh man,
I heard what's one? This one guy from Norway says
it's absolutely delicious.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
See, you know, I don't know what y'all fix it?
Over there.

Speaker 11 (13:33):
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Speaker 12 (14:15):
It's time now to run that break back with the nephew.

Speaker 14 (14:17):
What you got man, Well, Junior, we're gonna make this
call again. This right here is parasites. Gonna call a
gentleman and let him know that he has uh parasites
in one of his testicles and we're gonna have to
remove that. That's gonna have to come out. It is
what it is, all right, parasites cat dog.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
If you would.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian. Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, This is doctor Jacob you doing today? Yeah, yeah, okay, listen,
you actually came in uh maybe like two and a
half week to go here to my office and got
a physical for life your shirt?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right right? Yeah, everything okay.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Well, yeah, everything's going to be pretty good. I'd like
to see if I can get you to come in
and I you know, everything's gonna be fine. But I
got a small procedure we'd like to do to Actually,
you know, right now, you're not approved for your life
insurance do until this procedure is done. So if you
don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taken
care of. When can I schedule you to come in like,

(15:20):
uh maybe tomorrow or the following day.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Yeah, what kind of procedure is?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is an okostrom.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Nah, I got something that my eyes?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Something? Dude? You wasn't now and something doing my eyes?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I heard?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
What's that? No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes, No,
nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
in a particular area, and what we want to do
is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you're and your
family will be great. So can I get you to
come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
As wy what what?

Speaker 15 (15:57):
What area?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I found the parasite? Then actually one of your testicles
has some parasite. So what we're gonna do is what's
called a okyostromy, and okostrom is actually removing that testicle completely,
and then everything gonna be fine. It's all confined and
we'll be able to remove it. You'll be on your way,
you'll get your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay,
Like I said, can I get can I? Can I

(16:18):
get you to come in tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
What you gotta my testacle?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to go whether are you available?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I want to say a routine how I got to
remove a test sir?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
You know what, oftentimes when people come in with life insurance,
these type of things happen. So we want to get
you in and get it out as quickly as possible.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
No, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Man, I
wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
I get a paracite in my testical. Y'all don't remove
a testical. Man, I'm twenty five, man, My wife, no kids.
They were trying to do that. I gotta move a testicle.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, You'll just see.
You won't have all of them, but you'll have enough
to create children. You understand that.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Noah, Man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I can't come in for that now, Sir, Is there
any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of
get this thing taken care of and we can get
to moving on your way, and that people can get
the life insurance papers together and so forth.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that. He's talking about
taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man,
I'm gonna need to see another doctor.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Man, it's sir, Sir, you can go around the entire
city and see several doctors. I'm here to tell you
you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna try to
knock this thing out for you.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
You ain't doing this to get money, medicine scheduling, nothing, Man,
I need to take a third opiny.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
This is bloom Brian. I'll tell you if you come
in and let me get this thing taken care of.
You know, I have you back. You know, big ball
and shot calling before it's all over. You know what's big?

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Big balling? Shot calling?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Man?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
I told you, man, I ain't going in for none
of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man,
this this ain't cool.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Man.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
I ain't going in for that.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Man. I'm rescheduling, manchul, What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I ain't going in for that, okay, But I'm trying
to make you a big baller shot caller. You know, man,
what what is your name?

Speaker 5 (18:24):
But you're supposed to be a doctor. You you're making
little jokes, man, You're doing a little play on words.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Man.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It ain't even funny, man, I'm calling it insurance. Sided
tell him they give me some doctor. Man, But you
think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny man. You know
you're making a little jake.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Man. It ain't funny man.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
I'm getting taking opinion.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Man. I forget in all of the work that we got,
the blood work, the yearine work, the complete physical that's
when we realize that you had parasites in a particular area.
So what we're talking, I'm not. I don't mean I
turned to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
That ain't funny man.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
You want to want to lose it. That ain't funny. Man.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
If I had a situation that nurs would have told me,
then he ain't telling me nothing. Man. Have me thinking,
I'm all good. Now you're telling me I gotta come
in to remove a test on man.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
We have to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Man, it's some man, I got no parracise. Man, May
I have here running out of these tests on me? Man,
I'm going to another doctor. Man, because this man, I
ain't got no terricise. Man, all these kids got somebody
that rhynd me. I gotta remove them.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's some you know, we hear me.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
So that's why I know you doctor Man. I ain't
got no paracise.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Man.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
I'm following my head shirt. I'm telling my dealing with you.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Man.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
I ain't got no paracites.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Man, Bryan, let me make you understand something clearly here.
It's my job as a position that if the patient
doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
to come to your home and extract the problem.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Man, when you want to come home couch man, you
what you want to step with the House of Tests?
May you you fat that I'm going for another doctor.
I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a test it.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Sir, you've got the parasites, and you only have twenty
four hours for me to get you. Sir. I have
to move on this quickly.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna tell it I ain't got it, Okay,
three minutes. Can't give it. I ain't give it.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
I ain't got it.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Man. It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from
another another human being. It just develops in one out
of every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got to extracted from you.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
You try to tell me I'm gonna WI three lady,
you know what I'm coming like that ain't pass Fine,
There's something else that you have that I haven't told
you about.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
There's something else I need to tell you.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I got you to somebody got passed. What tells me
I got Brian?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
You just got praid. You just got pranked by Nephew
from the Steve Hall and warn to show your wife
and Nico got me the point phone call. You have me.

Speaker 14 (21:10):
Yeah, this is what time means too much. I don't
but I don't, but I don't care. It brings joy
and laughter to the world, and that's what I'm here for.
See you soon, all.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Right, nephew man.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
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Speaker 2 (21:26):
Right after that.

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Speaker 1 (22:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 13 (22:02):
In entertainment news, check this out. Drake has court dates.
So I'll tell you what that's all about.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Trump credits his usage of the word groceries for his
re election. And y'all remember the man that went viral.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
For attacking that Las Vegas judge earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Do y'all remember that video flew over it?

Speaker 13 (22:22):
Yeah, Well, he's been sentenced for his actions. So we'll
talk about this story.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You don't even know what's going to happen to him.

Speaker 13 (22:29):
Right at the top of the hour, but right now
it's time to ask the clo.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Let's do it.

Speaker 13 (22:35):
Steve Clo Dawson in Baltimore says, I moved in with
my boyfriend and as I was cleaning out a drawer
to put my stuff in, I found a lease with
my boyfriend's mama's name on it. I had my own
place in my name before I moved in here? Why
didn't he mention this.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Info to me?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
What do he got?

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (22:57):
So you She said that the place they live in
now is in his mama's name.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yep, and she moved out the place.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
Yeah he got he got you. You now live with
somebody with bad credit. That ain't the only thing. Wait
till the electric bill cold to the house, because that's
probably name, that's his niece's name.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
And then he got the gas cut on in his
little brother name. He this boy right here.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Yeah, so she wants to know why he didn't tell her.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Why didn't he mention it to her?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Because you wouldn't have moved in? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (23:35):
What he need to put that least somewhere because it's
sitting in that drawer. Evidently he didn't realize all that.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, he needs to find another spot for it.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
All right, let's move on Taylor and Gulfport. My husband
asked me for a threesome. Then he said he was
playing when I cursed him out. I haven't been able
to sleep since then, and he's bought me several makeup gifts.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Do husbands play about stuff like this or is it
really on his to do list?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
None on this show, okay, not my hood. I ain't
nobody asking they watch.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
So was he playing or was he serious?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Y'all? He was trying to He was trying to test
the waters.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
That's what he was trying to say, to see if
she would go for it.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Now she'd have said, well, you know, I'd like to
try to right there with it. Yeah. Yeah, he in
the world in trouble, and I don't know what made
his stupid head try that. Tried it tho.

Speaker 13 (24:50):
Yeah, well she is not for that. Let's move on
to Demetrius in Augusta. I'm a barber and sixteen year
old client told me he might have a baby on
the way and he didn't have anyone to talk to.
I know his pops, and I feel like he should
talk to his dad. I don't want to leave this

(25:12):
kid hanging, So what should I do?

Speaker 10 (25:14):
It was a serious question.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
I didn't understand that said again.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
Please, okay, this guy Demetrius and Augusta, he's a barber
and a sixteen year old One of his clients is
sixteen years old and he might have a baby on
the way and he didn't have anyone to talk to.
So the barber Demetrius is.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Saying, I know his pops, and I feel like he
should talk.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
To his dad.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I don't want to leave this kid hanging. So what
should I do?

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Get You got to convince the kid to talk to
his father. See that's the part about parenting that's hard.
They don't come to us before the problem. No, they
come to us when the problem is a full blown,
full swing damn near out of control. Yep, God, but

(26:02):
you not addressing it does it only makes it worse
because the young lady is not gonna get unpregnant. So
the further you wait, then you a mess round in
the baby here. Then you go in there your father,
you a grandfather? Hold up, man, come on, come on.
But see that's what young people do.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Man.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
They get in these situations and then they don't want
to dance to the music, so they look around it.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You got it.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
You got to get your father involved in this right now,
because your father has a response.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
How you hide nine months?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Man?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
You're not feel that you feel it? You really at
feel how today?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Well?

Speaker 13 (26:43):
But Steve clo the letter is for the barber. He
knows the boy, so he's trying to say what should
he say. Should he tell the dad or should he
try to just convince this boy? What can he say
to the boy.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Today, That's what I'm saying. I think he should try
to convince the boy to go to okay, yeah, or
just or play mediator and say, hey, man, come down
to the shop and then have the kid then go,
hey man, look, I love both of y'all. I just
think it's something you want to you want to share
with your father to help him get to that point. Yeah,
and it might be better if you there to case

(27:18):
your father try to kill it.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, that's possible too.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, be upset. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 13 (27:27):
Moving on Felicia in Chicago, there's a woman in my
neighborhood that's running a cafe out of her house.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Men come in and out all night.

Speaker 13 (27:36):
I caught my husband coming from there, and he was
proud of his plate of fried chicken?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Was he just over there for the chicken?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Wait, coming out of wearing on the chicken.

Speaker 13 (27:48):
This house in the neighborhood, she's running a cafe out
of her house.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Oh oh, well, that's all it is. He went over
there and get some chicken. He came out with the chicken,
proud of it.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You just went over there gives some chicken. Are she
run a cafe at the house?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Look at me, twist's mouth.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Nice if she know the woman runs a cafe out
of his house and everybody else knows when he came
out of there with a play of food?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Was what was the plom men come in and out
all night?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What you think?

Speaker 14 (28:27):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
It is something else going on besides.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Fri Well, maybe maybe the chicken is the cover.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's what the white feels.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
That's what Felicia thinks.

Speaker 13 (28:41):
So she's saying her husband is saying he's proud of
his plate of fried chicken?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Was he just over there for the chicken? That's what
she wants to know.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm gonna go with I'm over there for the chicken, deaf.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Because you're a man. That is the chicken good?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's just a chicken, that's all that's coming out of there.
See that?

Speaker 14 (29:03):
Yeah, JESU, Most most brothels have good chicken, though, And
you know this, how Yeah, I read up on this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Google, brothels have good chicken?

Speaker 12 (29:22):
Said, you read up on this type of stuff.

Speaker 13 (29:24):
Time read on this which Brothels has the best chicken?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
We just found out. He caught it at the last second. Yeah,
I would most Brothels have good fried chicken.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, that's your nephew over there.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
Once you get called coming out of Brothels, you were
talking about your chicken, bring the chicken.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
So Felicia, what can she do. She's gonna have She's
gonna have to chicken out.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
You need to go over there.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
What check it out?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah yeah, first of all, just go over there and
see how long it take to get the chicken.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Come on, Felicias, Come on by Felicia.

Speaker 12 (30:10):
At the top of our entertainment news.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
What's going on?

Speaker 16 (30:14):
This is Kevin Hart and I want to take everybody
for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
A pair of hearings are scheduled in Drake's He's got
this legal battle against Universal Music Group now that's his label.
He claims that the record label and Spotify illegally tip
the scales in favor of Kendrick Lamar's song not Like
Us So in ten Days, a Texas judge will determine
if Drake's legal team can depose depose people they suspect

(30:45):
of illegal activity. Now, Drake, this is the thing. Drake
does not believe the popularity of the song not like us,
was organic, but rather manufactured in a Paola scheme.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, okay, Drake really another hearing in New York
next month.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Yeah, but I thought it was more because he released
some anti derogatory statements about his sex life.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I thought that's one.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well, yeah, so that there go, Steve, You're up on it.

Speaker 13 (31:15):
So another hearing in New York next month will focus
on the retention of Spotiffy's communication with UMG, and then
Drake's legal team wants to determine if bots, you know,
these internet bots inflated Kendricks streaming numbers.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Then there's even if.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
They did, though I don't understand what if they inflated
the numbers, what that got to do with you.

Speaker 13 (31:42):
He just doesn't feel that the song was that big,
and he's also laying the groundwork of the defamation loss
it was and that lamar.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, let me just if I could just say, I'm
Drake that age.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Drake's daddy's age. Is that what you said.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Yeah, matter of fact, Drake Daddy dressed just like I
used to dress. Heavy special affection for Drake.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Play a play.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Purple Gators, Purple. That's all about Drake Daddy. Now listen
to me. I'm gonna tell you how popular the song was.
I know the damn song.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
They not like us. Yes, that's a big song, very
very big.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
It ain't nothing not bye.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
But you do know the song too well. Yeah, but
you know it.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
You know it.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, that's how big it was. My old ass know
the song. And it was it was that Drake.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, it was that beef. It was that big beef
they had going on.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
So, just like Steve said earlier, Drake has laid the
groundwork for a defamation lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar, who raps
in not like us that Drake is a sex offender.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
So that's what you're doing. Well, now, once you start
suing for rap beefs. You said this about me, Dad
when you came, you got it. You gotta get out
the beef game. Now, he may have a valid point
with against Universal and record companies, but I don't even
if they did blow up the numbers, what they got
to do with you it didn't take no money out

(33:19):
of your pocket. It might have put some in his,
but it didn't take none out yours. Unless he's trying
to tie that with the now more people. Well, see,
it's a kind of weird thing because if you're saying
this song really hurt your reputation, but then you're also
saying that the song was manufactured numbers, then it obviously
didn't hurt your reputation as much as you saying it

(33:43):
did because you saying they inflated the numbers.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
So it's kind of crazy. Huh.

Speaker 13 (33:47):
You're trying to say, no, yeah, all publicity, no bad publicity.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
It kept the beef going, kept your name out there,
all that.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, right, what you want to do?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
It just really hurt Drake's feelings. I think this all
hurt his feelings. And if he don't stop talking about
they gonna play the song again?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Why you in court.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
A minor?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
All right, let's move on.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
In a post election interview with NBC's Meet the Press,
President elect Donald Trump shared his opinion on why he
scored victory over Vice President Kamala Harris. He said, in part,
it was the word groceries. Trump continued when he was
talking about this. When you buy apples, when you buy bacon,
when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the

(34:32):
price over a short period of time. And I won
an election based on thatte Now, according to Fox News,
voters say the economy was a top issue facing the
country with the voters, and that was followed by in
a distant immigration and abortion. Trump was asked if his

(34:54):
tax policy would come at a cost to Americans, which
he responded, I can't guarantee anything.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
You're going to have a tax problem, y'all.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He's going to fix it for major corporations and rich people.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
It's going to hurt you.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I have some more news for you.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
The price of milk and eggs ain't finna go back down.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Gross, Just what the word you have to have it.
This ain't gas, where the price of oil changes on
a daily basis.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
This is not oil. This is grocery's.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Once the egg people find out you willing to pay
this for eggs, why would they lower the price. Let
me ask you, when the last time milk went down, y'all,
ain't milk been going up steady? It doesn't go down
because it's a necessity, it's a must have.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It's like rent does not lower. Rent, don't ever lower.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
A place that you can get back at eighty five
for two hundred dollars a month. You can't get that
no more, right, right, And that's what the common person
has to understand that what's gonna happen with this guy's president?
And I'm sorry to tell you this, but I told
you this. Yeah, but this is who y'all wanted to

(36:19):
be president, and now here he is. And now he
just said, will it? Effectedly, I can't promise you anything
because he know he not gonna do nothing for the
regular person. For taxes, you're going to pay more. Groceries
are not coming back down. Bacon, eggs, and milk is
still gonna be the same price. And you put them

(36:41):
tariffs on China, everything else you needna go up to.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You're gonna have buyers remorse voting with him.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yep. All right, Junior, all.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
Right, Well, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
we'll talk about what to do when you can't get
your guests to leave.

Speaker 12 (36:57):
We'll talk about it after the hour.

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Speaker 13 (37:32):
Tis the season for get togethers. But what do you
do when you can't get your guests to leave? Just
take this tip from Martha Stewart. She was on a
recent episode of The Drew Barrymore Show, and Martha explained
the way she gets guests to leave is to go
to bed.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Frankly, I just say I'm going to bed. I'll see you.

Speaker 13 (37:52):
So Martha say, I'll just do that and if it
doesn't work, she also made the suggestion of turning off
the lights or turning on the fire alarm, and she
said one night the fire department had to show up
because nobody would leave. So, okay, Steve, y'all, we've all
been to Steve Steve's house, yes, yeah, and we've all
been to Steve's house having a party or get together.

(38:14):
What tests do you have, Steve, especially those.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
That are can it not be too rude to get
people to leave the house.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
He told me to leave.

Speaker 12 (38:25):
It was time, he said it was time. Oh yeah,
he said, time you go.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Just like that.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
What is you still here for? Dropped off?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
You invited him over.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yearned three times in his faith. Let me.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Miney put my hand on my mouth to hide the yarn.
I yawned in his faith three times. He said that
this night TV, here's what I do. Okay, yeah, Martha
is absolutely correct. I just go, I'm gone, I'm gone.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
But here's what you do.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
This guaranteed get people leaving, cut off all food and alcohol,
don't serve nothing else. Would a little throw a little
bed sheet over your little bar cart that you got
out there for people to get drinks on. Put cover
up the bar. I got curtains in front of my bar.

(39:27):
Y'all seen them, huh?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
My bar used to have. I had curtains in front
of them.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
When everybody go, I pull the drawstring the whole curtain.
Just shut the whole damn bar. You don't even see
it no more.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
But you do that while the people are still there.
You're just covering up the.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Alcohol while they're looking at the drinks, pointing at what
they want, talking to the two bars.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna get now.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
I pull that draw street, I shut that whole curtain,
animal drinks, and I tell them service, don't bring another
damn thing out. As a matter of fact, get all
these chafing dishes up, blow out all these fires and stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, you know, wait for people to leave.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Before you do it. It's kind of rude, Steve, and.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You've done it to us. You have actually thrown our
coats at us and opened the door.

Speaker 12 (40:16):
Then he and he don't even stand.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
He heavy handed what he had about you.

Speaker 12 (40:22):
Put your jacket in your chest. It's heavy, like you're
gonna go. You want when we go?

Speaker 16 (40:26):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
What you're talking about? The party in New York?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Come?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Do you remember that, Tommy when we were in New York?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, open until people started going towards the door. I said,
where's y'all going? He said, y'all played cards and everything.
It's old.

Speaker 14 (40:39):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Come on now, I'm tiring.

Speaker 12 (40:42):
You't gonna be like that.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Colorado
Buffalo's college football star Travis Hunter said coach Prime is
more than a coach, He's like a father figure.

Speaker 12 (40:53):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 10 (40:55):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show from.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Jackson's to Colorado.

Speaker 13 (41:01):
We all know that college football star Travis Hunter and
coach Dion Sanders have a special relationship. Recently, Hunter did
an interview and talked about coach Prime being more than
just a coach.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
He said, quote, we have a great bond. It's like
a father and son bond.

Speaker 13 (41:18):
And I know whenever I needed something, I could go
and ask him, and I'm pretty sure I can get
it one hundred percent of the time. He's like a
father figure to me and I love him so much
en quote. Coach Prime also had great things to say
about Travis Hunter as well. He don't drink, he don't smoke,
He goes home after practice and studied film and is

(41:40):
one of the best human beings I know.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
End quote.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
So here's a question, guys.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
You know we have a lot of parents, you know
of student athletes out there listening. How important is a positive,
strong coach and athlete relationship. Because I love what Travis
said about Coach Prime. Well, you say, Steve, and you
do mentoring and all that, Steve, So what do you
think I mean?

Speaker 8 (42:03):
Tommy said, it's very important.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
You know, I didn't hear you.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Listen, man, So many coaches are more than coaches. It
ain't just primed. It's high school coaches, junior high coaches,
college coaches, everywhere. Man and an athlete don't have to
be a star to benefit from a great coach. Sometimes

(42:28):
not in all cases, but sometimes this coach is the
first father figure.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
These cats see on.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
A continuous basis and have to take instruction for them.
But what makes a coach great is when you know
that you are coaching a young man for more than
the sport exactly. The most important thing is a coaching
for life, because when sports is over, you got to

(42:56):
you got to be something and and and I think
that a lot of these coaches out here, and some
great coaches man that liked, become father figures to these cats,
give them real solid advice about girls, dating, protecting women,
how to treat women, how to treat your mom, how
to be respectful, how to obey the law.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
It's a lot of that. So it's critical.

Speaker 14 (43:18):
Mine mine not only was an incredible coach, but was
tutoring me in math.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
He was a he was a math genius. He was
tutor me in math all the way through school. Just
that good of a guy.

Speaker 14 (43:30):
But just crack that whip when you did something bad.
You know your love when you did something he was
just gave me a father at school.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
He was that guy.

Speaker 13 (43:38):
He wanted you to succeed academically and athletically, even if
you didn't do athletics.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
After that, he didn't cry. Yeah, you know, nobody could
tutor me in math.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Coach nobody.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Right after arithmetic, I saw no purpose once I learned addition, subtraction, multiplication.
You know you don't want to audition subtraction, multiplication, and division.
Once I knew that, I knew right then I had
everything I needed to know because I can handle money
then and percentages.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I know percentages. Okay, you're good with that.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Now what about you, junior? You were a student athlete
just like Tom.

Speaker 12 (44:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, Coach Gun.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
I'm telling you Coach Gun because first of all, we
had a white high school and he black coach, and
he said, hey, hey, he always say hey, you ain't white.

Speaker 12 (44:32):
Quit try and do that.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You can't do that. See that's what you know. You
got a coach.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
He does not allow me to do certain things that
white athletes do. Hey, your ass is black.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
That's what you want to go to the bus. That
was good, Junior. And then I probably probably can't count
the times he drove you to the hospital. That too.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
He did take you to the high spital before he did.
I don't know how you know that.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Why did you up? No, he did that. He did
out Junior.

Speaker 12 (45:02):
The coach gun did it.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
He did he.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I didn't want to leave out through. I ain't want
to leave out anything he do. You want to give
up his frocks?

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Yeah, you know, get his man, this flock coach girn Wow,
he living, you know, he not just a coach and
the father figure.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Sometimes he got to be the ambulance too. You gotta
gotta let he know what people do. Give him this flowers.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
You know he probably driving Junis in the hospital with
the window rolling down using his mouth.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Why you know.

Speaker 12 (45:29):
After practice he did he did.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
He took me to the hospital. Crazy people, they flowers
come out.

Speaker 11 (45:38):
Forty three minutes after the hour, he got the breaking
phone call coming up.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Come Juli, Hey, this is Kevin Hart.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Hold tight the nephew has another.

Speaker 11 (45:49):
Call coming up next, coming up at the top of
the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter
is the subject is the kids saw the whole video.

Speaker 12 (45:58):
But right now it's time for the nephew prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Uh, surveillance. We're gonna prank you by your praise surveill
that's what it is. Surveillance. I got it, I got it.
All right, it's surveillance. You all ready?

Speaker 14 (46:18):
Yeah, all right, y'all. This is a good one right here.
Now let's go get dog surveillors.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yes, I'm trying to reach your police.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (46:29):
Hello, I'm trying to reach you missus. Uh police Hello.
My name is Officer from the Police Department, Narcotics Division.

Speaker 16 (46:37):
And where's the call from Police.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Department, Narcotics Division. Man, my name is the officer. Okay,
I'm giving you a call. There is a possibility I'm
going to trying to get the particulars with you.

Speaker 14 (46:50):
Uh. You have two sons? Do you have a one
in h Okay? Uh, there's reason to believe that there
is some narcotics going on.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
With these two gentlemen. Now, I wanted to speak with
you about it.

Speaker 14 (47:03):
My understanding that you're over the crime watch actually in
that particular area, yes, sir, and I know that here
lately there's been.

Speaker 12 (47:12):
Camp Hello, Hello, hang on the phone, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's my understanding.

Speaker 14 (47:18):
You guys have I know you've put surveillance cameras up
so you can actually get a general area of what's
going on, all right, Yes, sir, Okay, where has it
been within the last week, because what we've done is
we've put somebody on them and watched them very closely,
and we're wanting to know from you because I understand
that you are the person over crime watch.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
What's going on with your two sons?

Speaker 16 (47:40):
Well, sir, For one thing, I don't allow drugs selling
for my house period.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
I don't.

Speaker 16 (47:44):
I don't even allow that because I am the head
of the car watch. I don't even allow people to
even come back. Here's a buy drugs. Okay, Okay, Now
I know some kids that's mad at my kids. They
were calling the cops to my house, come into my
house and throwing rocks and everything. But I can assure
you that's one thing I do not play. I do
not allow people to even come back to my house.

Speaker 14 (48:05):
Okay, Now, are there surveillance cameras, ma'am that are pointing
in any area like in your back.

Speaker 16 (48:11):
You haven't really activated it no more.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Okay, where exactly were your cameras pointing? What angle?

Speaker 9 (48:17):
Were they towards the road?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Towards the road?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Is there anything in the in the backyard area of
where you are?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
No?

Speaker 9 (48:26):
Okay, that's the only one we had.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
All right, here's what's going on.

Speaker 14 (48:29):
We're actually and I'm gonna just be completely honest with you, miss,
there's a possibility of a raid coming in there, because
we truly believe that are having some type of counterband
in that house right there.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Could you just hold on for me, sir, Hell see
if you.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Can get that techt in here for hello? Yes, okay, yes,
have you spoken with sir?

Speaker 16 (49:03):
Let me tell you one thing. Okay, I will bust
if I don't even if I come back to my
house at all. I don't play that. I'm the head
of Cry and Watch, I think on they need to
go get a job and stop messing up their damn
like that's that's that's what's wrong with them, okay. And
I don't play that, and and I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Okay, are there two boys there right now, Yeah, they're here.
Can I speak with those guys one by one? Please?
Do you mind if I do that? Miss?

Speaker 16 (49:32):
They don't want to come to the phone.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Nobody wants to talk to the office of the law.
Huh uh.

Speaker 14 (49:38):
What do you think, miss? I'm gonna try to handle
us as diligently as possible. Do you think I should
come out and speak with your boys there at No,
I'm trying to avoid a raid having this.

Speaker 16 (49:48):
Because I'm avoiding my damnself.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
No, I'm trying to avoid a raid coming to your home. Man,
That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 14 (49:53):
I want to call and talk to you sensible and
see if I can get some things rectified here, because
right now it seems like it shouldn't that your camera
should be actually pointing at your back door, your backyard,
so I can see what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
That's what seems to be happening here.

Speaker 16 (50:06):
Okay, Well, do what you gotta do, you know?

Speaker 14 (50:11):
Okay, Well, before you do all of that, can we
pretty much like make sure that we know what we're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Do you think that they have contraband in the household?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
No?

Speaker 16 (50:19):
I don't allow that in my household. Okay, I'm a
Christian woman.

Speaker 9 (50:22):
I don't allow that at my household.

Speaker 14 (50:23):
Have you beat these children before on this particular issue?
Have you had problems with them in to pass on this?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
All right, I don't.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
I'm just trying to square it up as quick as possible.
I don't want you going through being stressed out about
this particular issue. But I know that from my understanding,
you're supposed to be a law abiding person, and you're
trying to.

Speaker 16 (50:40):
Be lay abiding very right. May y'all hear very much
about my community and that's why I do not allow
these things in my community. And if they're doing it,
trust me, I'm going to be on as soon as
I hang on this phone.

Speaker 14 (50:51):
Well, I don't want you to hang up your check
because I got a couple more things I want to
talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Because if you need me to come over there and bust.

Speaker 16 (50:56):
With y'all, do come and bust some Do I need that,
come bud, I'm gonna help you, but some suit.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Okay, I got one more thing I need to say
to you. Are you listening.

Speaker 14 (51:04):
Yes, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve hobb In
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
You just got you got prank, biddy.

Speaker 16 (51:13):
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna kick they behind.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Don't do that, because I take that very serious.

Speaker 14 (51:20):
They told me, they told me you are about cleaning
up the community, and they better not be nowhere around.

Speaker 16 (51:26):
They're selling no dope, And I mean, all they gotta
do is look at me and I see it them
and they automatically leave.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
And that's that's a good thing.

Speaker 16 (51:32):
My goodness, I'm gonna get you back.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
No, you can't get me. Now you can get you
can get them.

Speaker 16 (51:38):
Oh gosh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
And here I'm like nervous.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I'm like, oh my goodness, oh boy, you look you.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I don't want you to get off the phone because
you're finna go beat them boys.

Speaker 16 (51:51):
That's right, because I do not play.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
Run up in my house.

Speaker 14 (51:55):
Miss did We need more people like you in the
community that's making sure that we ain't dirty.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Up the neighborhood. We need you, baby. Thank you well, darling.
You keep doing what you're doing.

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I got one more thing to ask you, though, What
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio Showy.

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Harvey, Tommy Collar and Shirlie Story.

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Yes, come on man, yes, yes, all your boys, all
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Yes, I saw upsetting that woman like that way too much.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
He's gonna be alright. He gonna be all right, and
you're gonna be alright too.

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(53:32):
never seen y'all. Y'all ain't never seen me. Let's get
together and work it out at the beginning of the year.
Let's just go and get it out there. We ain't
going to the end augurve your rational thing, so we're not.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Gonna ask you.

Speaker 13 (53:44):
So you're gonna miss the inauguration going to Milwaukee purposely?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yes, in Milwaukee, gonpose.

Speaker 14 (53:54):
I can't wait to get that, wait to get to Milwaukee,
to miss it, my best to missing.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (54:02):
So yeah, And you know, of course the things would
have gone the other way. I would have been taking
my wife there because you know, that's her sorority sister.
She wanted to go, and I had blocked off all
the time. All right, we're going, We're going. As soon
as she said, well, I said, well, we ain't going. Now,
can I go to Milwaukee?

Speaker 12 (54:21):
Matter matter if the Bucks are playing and that you
going to that game too.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I'm going to that. I'm doing, but I won't be
watching the dog ration. That will not be happening. I'm
saying inauguration inaugurate there now one of them.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
No, I won't be that because the last time, remember
he lied about the crowd. How many people was there?

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (54:43):
He lies the biggest, the biggest in operation ever it was.

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Steal some footage. Yeah, try to cold up that. Today's
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(56:00):
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It could be yours. Bucking up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry LETTA.

Speaker 15 (56:09):
Thank you for you subject. The kids saw the whole video.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a mother of three boys
and I just got remarried less than two years ago.
I have a thirteen year old son and an eight
year old son from my first marriage. My new husband
and I have a seven month old son, and I
had some complications after the baby, and I really I

(56:31):
haven't really been able to give my husband what he's
used to in the bedroom, so I take care of
his needs other ways. He and I always have had
great chemistry in the bedroom, and we do all of
the things that are necessary to keep the sparks flying
between the sheets. Before we got married, one of my
old friends joined us at a hotel for an amazing experience.

(56:53):
My husband said he had to film it since I
told him it was a once in a lifetime experience.
I had no idea that he still had the video
until my thirteen year old son asked me about it.
I had a follow up appointment with my doctor and
I had to take my eight year old with me.
It was a long wait time, so I let him
watch videos on my phone. I went to the back

(57:15):
to be seen by the doctor, then my son and
I left. I wasn't even thinking about my phone because
I was ready to pick up my baby from my
sister's house and go home. When I got home, my
thirteen year old said there was a sad video with me,
his stepdad and a woman on it. I could feel
my heart racing as I asked him to show me

(57:36):
the video. It was the threesome video, and he said
his brother sent it to him while I was at
the doctor's office. My husband's silly behind and had texted
it to me as a joke, so he can't wait,
saying he can't wait to make me holler.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
Like that again.

Speaker 15 (57:53):
He didn't know my son had my phone. I was
so ashamed. What do I tell my son should be
honest or act like it's nothing. Oh my gosh, I
just can't begin to imagine how you must feel right now.
I mean, adults do what adults do in your case threesomes.
No judgment here, but when you do what you do,

(58:15):
or in your case, when you did what you did,
it ends up in the hands of your kids, that's
got to be a whole new level, new level of
embarrassment and shame, especially when you're thinking it's just the
three of you. And I know your older son said
his little brother send him the video, but he probably
didn't know what else to do but send it to
his big brother. I'm sure they were both traumatized after

(58:38):
seeing mommy and.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
Daddy in the act.

Speaker 15 (58:40):
No one, and I do mean no one wants to see,
wants to hear, wants to think about their parents doing
it at no time ever in life. I think both
you and your husband should talk to the boys together,
and honestly, I don't know exactly what you should tell them,
I really don't. What you can't do, though, is try

(59:01):
to lie your way out of this. When you gotta
you gotta tell some kind of truth. You gotta get
them some kind of understanding here, because I mean, they're
young boys, because they've seen the video.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
They've seen the video, and they know their parents. When
they see their parents.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Steve well, well, well, well, Shirley yes, Steve, you like me,
have nothing you can say to these damn people.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
No nice try, you said nothing.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
There's nothing we can say. What do you want us
to do?

Speaker 8 (59:37):
I don't even got to go through this letter.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
You and your husband, it's just this simple made a
sex tape with another woman. Y'all always trying to do
something to keep everything sparks flying between the sheets and
me and your.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Dumb ass husband, he says, since it's a.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
Once in a lifetime thing, he got to record it
with his stupid ass this right here, he had to
record it, since it was a once in a lifetime
and y'all set up there and let him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
This what you get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
This what you get.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
We ain't got nothing for you. We can end this
strawberry letter right now. We don't know what to tell you.
We don't know what you're supposed to say to these boys.
But I do know when you went back there to
see your doctor, and your dumb ass husband texted to
you and said, I can't wait to hear you holler

(01:00:40):
like that again. That eight year old got it. When
the eight year old got it, he got mad. I
got to bring my brother into this because I don't
have the band within my mind to process none of this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Maybe my big brother can help me. Hey, bro, look
at him. I just saw this.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
I have no idea even what they doing. I'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I'm a Now.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
I heard you talking the other day about this girl
you was liking up at the school.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Have y'all ever done this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
It's this our mama? Where is our real daddy act
in this damn video? We didn't have this problem when
she was married to our father. Now this other man
in him?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Will I told you I ain't like him?

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Why he got mama like that? Put this other woman
in him? And they don't look the same no more either.
Now this boy has seen everybody naked. God, though, who
you see your father in law naked? But in the

(01:01:57):
ready set gold position?

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
God?

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
Now you in here looking down, you looking at yourself,
trying to figure out? Man, am I ever gonna be this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Goodness?

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
What is he in here doing? This little boy, this
little eight year old boy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
When he got there at the doctor's office, he sent
it to his brother right away because he needed some
questions answered.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
Hang on, Steve, Hey, we'll have part two.

Speaker 15 (01:02:22):
Your response to today's Strawberry Letters come up twenty three
minutes after the hour. Today's subject the kids saw the
whole video. We'll get back into it right after this.

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Speaker 15 (01:03:06):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
This one's a crazy one. The subject the kids saw
the whole video.

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
This lady's remarried. She has two sons from a previous marriage.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Her new husband, they got a seven month old son,
you know, and she had some complications after the baby
and ain't really been able to give her husband what
he's used to in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
So I take care of his knees otherways.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
I don't know what that mean, but he and I've
always had great chemistry in the bedroom and we do
all the things that necessary to keep the sparks flying.
And before we got married, one of my before we
got married, now one of my old friends, this was
before the last baby, before the complications, one of my

(01:03:52):
old friends joined us at a hotel for an amazing experience.
My husband said he had to film it since I
told told him it was a once in a lifetime experience.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
His dumb ass had to film, and you're dumb behind letty.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Yeah, I had no idea that he still had the
video on till my thirteen year old son asked me
about it. So she had a follow up appointment with
a doctor and the long wait, so she had the
eight year old with us, So she left the eight
year old with her son, left her phone with the
eight year old. You don't ever do that. You don't
ever give your phone to some kids. And you ain't

(01:04:31):
right there. You went back in to see the doctor,
then your son, you the eight year old, y'all left.
You wasn't even I wasn't even thinking about my phone
because I was going to pick up the baby from
my sister's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
House when I got home.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Now, the thirteen year old said, that was a sad
video with me, his stepdad and a woman on it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
I could feel my heart racing as I asked him
to show me me the video.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
It was, I be damn the threesome video. He said
his brother sent it to him while I was in
the doctor's office. God dog, the baby has seen it.
God dog. The eight year older seen it, yeah, God gog.
And he said his brother sent it to him while

(01:05:23):
I was at the doctor's office. You know why the
brother sent it to him, because he ate I can't
process what I'm looking at, big brother. I'm gonna send
this to you because I know you, my big brother,
you know a lot. So tell me what the hell
going on in here? Who is all these people? What
is this man doing to my mama? What is my
mama doing to this other woman? Why is this other
woman in here doing this to my mama? Why is

(01:05:45):
my mama acting like she like it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
The thirty year old say, it's a sad video.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
Yeah, my husband, silly behind text it to me as
a joke while she was at the doctor's office, saying,
I can't wait to make me hot like that again.
He didn't know my son had my fuck. I was
so ashamed. What do I tell my sons? Should I

(01:06:11):
be honest or act like it's nothing? Be honest? This
ain't the time for honesty. What what did you honestly
fit to say? I don't really see you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Do I act like it's nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
I don't know if you could do that? But honest,
what did you honestly fit toh say?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Listen?

Speaker 17 (01:06:34):
It was doing?

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
What are you finna tell these two boys? That's your sons. Listen,
Mama was going through some things. And me and your
new daddy stop calling him my daddy. Mama and me
and your new daddy, we want our old daddy back.
We didn't have none of this with our old daddy. Yeah,

(01:06:58):
we don't like our new daddy no more. What do
I tell my son, Shirley? I was waiting on Shirley's
response because I could not imagine what Shirley could say.

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
But you know what, I can't imagine what I'm gonna
say either, because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I don't know what the hell to tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:16):
See, I'm gonna lie now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I don't know what you're gonna do.

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
I don't know. Listen, that is not me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
That is not your daddy.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
You know, they got this stuff out here now called.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
Aid and they don't win and put some people together.
You know what, Me and your daddy is suing this
woman that's in this video right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
Because you know the woman that's in this video, that's
Kim Kardashian, and she put a lot of makeup on
it made herself look darker.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Her whole body.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah, we got we got to do some type of life.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Look listen, I don't even have a good one for you.
But lying is essential at this point. But what you
must do is immediately get into the now that that
ain't you. Now, they not gonna believe you because they
saw it. Yeah, and one thing about kids, they believe
what they see.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
What you really need to do is get these boys
is some type of damn therapy therapy because these boys
is traumatized because they mama been in here just wildly.
And I don't know how hard you was hollering in
that damn video, but your husband had your new husband
made a special note of that. And a boy's feelings

(01:08:30):
for his mother, it's different than any other woman you are.
A boy's first love is their mama. That's why boys
will kill you about their mama because that was their
first love as a woman. And now you've scarred that
love because you've you've damaged it all right. See, all
I know about my mama you loves Vir Harve, is
scriptures and going to church.

Speaker 13 (01:08:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I know she had five kids, but I have no
idea how they got it, because I know her.

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Speaker 14 (01:10:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
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Jets Jaguars, Pippy, Oh, that's gonna be a hardware man
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Speaker 12 (01:11:35):
Bengals Titans pipping.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
You know I hate the Bengals US almost. It's the
stealers and the Bengals that I hate. Nowns can't came boys.
I'm gonna gone and go with the Titans over the Bengals.

Speaker 12 (01:11:51):
Okay, here we go, pipp This is a good game
for your Pippot Chiefs. Brown's pipping Chiefs against the Browns.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Brown's in the upset.

Speaker 17 (01:12:05):
Dolphins texts not just wishful thinking, that's prayer for thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
That's the only, only, only thing, the only way we'll
win the game.

Speaker 17 (01:12:14):
Is that if mahone and Kelsey and the coach forget
that it's Sunday, that's the only.

Speaker 12 (01:12:23):
Dolphins Texas pipping.

Speaker 17 (01:12:24):
Come on, man, oh you ain't fellas felling. Go ahead,
all gonna get beat this week. I'm gonna go into
Dolphins and I don't even want to, man, but I
just gotta tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Ten seconds. You got one more.

Speaker 12 (01:12:43):
Bill's Lions pippin Detroit all day.

Speaker 17 (01:12:47):
I never picked against Detroit. My dudes up in that
ninety two point three the nixt you knowing what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Caught up at the top of the Hour of Man
on social media needs some help up, Steve, my cousin
jokes are at all We'll talk about it after this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
MJ on Steve Harvey FM Wrights.

Speaker 13 (01:13:07):
My cousin is constantly joking around when we get together
as a family, but what he thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Is funny is usually either.

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
Highly inappropriate or downright offensive. Woo child, you wrote the
right show. I call him out all the time, but
I'm the only one, which makes me look like I'm
just uptight. Other members of the family are also offended
by his jokes and have told me so, but won't
say anything to him. His mom would have checked him,

(01:13:34):
but unfortunately she's no longer with us. We're going to
be seeing him a lot over the next few weeks,
and I'd love to somehow put an end to his
joking around, But I don't know how to get him
to realize that he comes off as a You know what,
Any advice for me?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
How can I get him to see how inappropriate he is?

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
You got to call him now before he come on.
They say, hey, look, man, if you come over here
this year with them inappropriate jokes, if you tell one
joke that offend anybody, I'm whopping your ass now. Look
it's all to it. It done got like this where

(01:14:19):
people in the family complaining about it, and everybody's scared
of you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
But I ain't.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
If you come in here this year and you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
Say something inappropriate just because you think it's funny, don't
make it funny. Half the stuff you say, man, got
people nervous laughing, The women are offended.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
It don't make no sense. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
If you're always going after somebody, now come over here
with it this year. Me and Earl then decided we
beat girl ass you and who Me and Earl everybody
in earl.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I know can fight. Yeah, ain't e. That's definitely as
all the earls I know fight. Girls don't lose.

Speaker 13 (01:15:03):
So King of Comedy, nephew Junior, y'all are all comedians?

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Have you ever heard I've been accused of that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
You see where I'm going with this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
But Steve, you crossed the line. I cross your line?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Also, the line does it move? I mean, if it's.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Your line is too close, it's what my line way
over there somewhere. I ain't never crossed.

Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
When you said, ain't it funny? Oh up, ain't it funny?

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
His is not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah, the guy in the letter said his cousin jokes
aren't funny.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
I'm pretty sure like some people in my family thought
nine wasn't funny either. M I don't if what you
think is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Not important to me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
So you kept the jokes coming.

Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
I'm the professional here, not y'all. I'm the one with
the future. At the end of the day, he getting whoop. Yeah,
y'all gonna be right where y'all at. I'm gonna be
gone with the joke.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
All right. Yeah, that's his thing. So y'all saying to
warn him, warn the cousin that he can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
He's gonna do it. He gonna do it.

Speaker 14 (01:16:20):
It's gonna happen, and it's gonna be an altercation. It's
gonna happen. Wow, he's been doing it all this time.
Ain't the way he's gonna sit there and not do
it this year. He's right right now, he's right hit
the house right now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
He got no he got legal pay it out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:16:40):
Okay, Well, Michael Steve Harvey FM wrights, we don't have
a lot of time. He wants to know his child
free wedding a thing. His fiance is planning a wedding
and they want to make it adults only, but they
don't want to make it an some people.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be some people offended. Your ragged ass kids.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
At the bag, kids running around.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Yeah, this is an adult only wagon. No children, No
one under eighteen is a lot, No one under sixteen
can come in here. Yeah, we're not doing You don't
have to have it.

Speaker 18 (01:17:16):
So he wants to know, Well, he wanted to know
about pushback. So he just got to deal with the pushback.
Is your wedding should it is her day? It should
be her way? Period. No kids, don't bring them to
the reception. Don't have them run around knocking nothing over.
Because you knocked that gift table over. You're gonna be
under that gift table.

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That's all to it.

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What you'll keep your ragged ass ell man of kids
at the house. The cheese, this a wedding.

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Yes, what was the best Christmas gift you ever got
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Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
My god, it was the best.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Oh shwin bike?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
What color was it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
White? Okay? White? But then when I when I put
them reflected all the way around it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You how old were you?

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Thirteen thirteen thirty eight?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Okay? What about your junior?

Speaker 11 (01:19:02):
Fourteen years old? I got a gold cart. You can't
tell me nothing. My mom and daddy bought me a
gold cart. Yeah, I'm pulling up.

Speaker 12 (01:19:07):
I'm pull up to your house and driving off because
you can't roll like me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Yeah, carts so bad?

Speaker 10 (01:19:16):
Oh, I wanted one so bad.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
I had that flash Tommy, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Man, you can see you coming a mile away?

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No, you see me coming?

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Yeah?

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Happy holidays, Come on, junior.

Speaker 9 (01:19:26):
What you got?

Speaker 12 (01:19:27):
We'll play around it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Would you rather? Right after this?

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At thirty three?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
After oh my dadd didn't trust my driving with that
gold card.

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Speaker 13 (01:20:10):
Would you rather, guys, while out camping, would you rather
run into a bear or mountain lion?

Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
Well, as we can, I ain't doing no damn camp.
They ain't got no Marrianna, no Hilton or that no camp.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
With all these beds and lines?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Did you rather run into a bear or a mountain lion?
Those are your options.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
I can't beat now one of them. This is this
is a white person question because.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
The camping, the camping, the lions and the bears, all.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Some baths in the woods. What we got a ten
out here for? But if I'm take me the light
of fire, I'd rather run up into the mountain lion.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
I saw you? I saw what's that movie?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Repent movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Was that him with the bear?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
So you're not finna tap my skin off my back
like that, and I got to crawl out the damn woods.
I'm not seing to do that. You're just going to
kill me. Yeah, I'm not finna get ripped open by
no claws.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
All right? Would you rather get a tax relevant some
something like that?

Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
Would you rather get a tattoo of your celebrity crushes
name tattooed across your forehead? Or would you rather have
Donald Trump's name tattooed on your chest?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
H hadley all crossed my on your forehead.

Speaker 12 (01:21:49):
Now right in the minute?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
N alone? Right there?

Speaker 12 (01:21:53):
Nia?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Okay, you go see, hurry, what would you scared?

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
I'm gonna put Trump on my chest. I'm gonna put
Trump on my chest and right up under to this,
and it's gonna say I got all spades. I'm gonna
put like a caption under it. I'm not putting it
on my forehead. And I'm not gonna be able to
explain this crush.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
To no damn pith. Okay, I got looking at my
wife every day? Hell no? All right?

Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
Would you rather work on Christmas Day or the night
shift on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
Give me that night shift on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Hell yeah, on the night shift. Yeah, all right, I've
worked on Christmas Day before. All right, it was it
was a painful I did.

Speaker 13 (01:22:47):
Would you rather never have anyone celebrate your birthday or
have the staff at a restaurant sing happy birthday to
you every time you go to a restaurant every time?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah, just don't. Don't.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
Don't skip my birthday. Do something for me on the eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Just let that go. I can't stand that staff sing.
I can't stand it. I can't stand they don't rehearse.
They do not.

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
You can see the one on the back. Don't really try.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
They don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
They be half assed in it. You be going, okay, man,
come oh, we got youah.

Speaker 11 (01:23:24):
Coming up at four, nine minutes after the hour, it's
our last break of the day. We'll be back with
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All right, big dog close remarks.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
Hey, you know what, here's my close remarks. I just
want to remind them. I want to Almo always try
to be encouraging. Hey, y'all, listen to me. Get committed.
Get committed to your visions, to your dreams, to your hopes,

(01:24:30):
your aspirations, your wants, your progress, your success, your happiness.
Get committed to it. There are steps you can take
if you live you know, I live by a simple analogy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
You know what stops a lot of people from going
towards their goals and stuff. They look at the end result.
They look at the end, and they don't see the
steps to get there, and so they never start. You know, y'all,
that's not how you accomplish your goal. Yeah, you should

(01:25:07):
know what you'd love to have happen eventually, but they
eventually will never happen if you don't start. And let
me tell you something, There is always something you can
do to start the progress or to start the process.
There's something you can always do. I tell people all

(01:25:28):
the time when they come to me about accomplishing their dreams.
I said, listen to me, what could you do right
now to start the process? Could you start researching it?
Could you go down there and order you a business card?
Can you open up your business line? Can you make
a deposit into your bank account? Can you make one

(01:25:50):
yourself and sell it. See everybody trying to figure out
how to make a million dollars when you really got
to show me how to make ten. That's how you
get to the million. Nobody starts with the million. Somebody
start with ten. Somebody have ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Everybody God created has a gift. God never created a
single soul without bestowing a gift upon them. And in
this gift that you have, somebody will give you ten
dollars for it. I'm just betting. If you into culinary,
somebody pay you ten dollars to cook, bake a cake.
Somebody pay you two dollars, ten dollars to do they hair,

(01:26:34):
they eyelashes. Somebody pay you ten dollars cut their grass.
Somebody pay you ten dollars to fix their car. Somebody
will pay you ten dollars to tutor. Somebody will pay
you ten dollars. Come over, babysit. Everybody has something they
can do to produce ten dollars. Why don't you do
that first. If you do that and you can make
ten dollars, here's what you do. I call it the

(01:26:56):
ten x theory. If you do that ten times, you
have one hundred dollars. Whatever you did to make one
hundred dollars, If you just do that ten more times,
you have one thousand dollars. After you make a thousand dollars. Y'all,
this is what I want you to do. Do whatever
you did to make a thousand dollars, do it ten

(01:27:18):
more times. You now have ten thousand dollars. Now here's
where it starts to get difficult for people. After you
make the ten thousand dollars from the ten dollar idea
that you just did once. Once you make the ten
thousand dollars, here's what I want you to do. Locate
some like minded people, get you some help, do it

(01:27:41):
ten more times, and ladies and gentlemen, you have now
one hundred thousand dollars. But guess what you started with
your ten dollar idea that everybody can do. Everybody has
a ten dollar idea. You just got to multiply the effort.
The idea don't change. And then when you make one

(01:28:04):
hundred thousand dollars, here's where it gets really really challenging.
And here's the part that stops most people from becoming rich.
After you've made one hundred thousand dollars, here's the hard part.
I want you to do whatever you did to make
the one hundred thousand, I want you to do it

(01:28:26):
ten more times. Ladies and gentlemen. You have now made
one million dollars from a ten dollars idea. That's how
it's done. I didn't get here charging this much for
jokes on family Feud, on the radio, on Celebrity, on

(01:28:47):
The Judge Show, on the Steve Harvey Show, on the
Kings of Comedy. I started making twenty five dollars a night,
that's what I made. I remember when I got it
up to fifty a night. I remember when I was
making seventy five dollars a night. I remember I would
drive six hours for one hundred dollars a show. I

(01:29:08):
remember then I got up to one twenty five. Everything
was in twenty five dollars increments. I remember one fifty
a night. I remember when I started making two.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Fifty a night. I said, man, this is great.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
If I could just make five hundred dollars a night
and do X amount of nights, man, I'd be hugely successful.

Speaker 8 (01:29:25):
Guess what.

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
I messed around and started making five hundred dollars a night.
And then I found out, man, that it was dudes
making ten thousand dollars a week for headlining.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
What let me go try that?

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Then I got to that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Then I kept stacking it and stacking this tack. And
guess what, y'all.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
All I'm doing is the same thing I'm doing that
made twenty five dollars. I'm just telling jokes, man. Now,
I don't care if it's telling jokes, cutting grass, doing hair,
frying chicken, bacon pie, doing eyebrows, fixing cars, babysitting, I
don't care what it is. You have an idea that
you can do for ten dollars, All you got to

(01:30:08):
do is start multiplying the effort. You can do that,
but you gotta start somewhere. Here's the mantra that I
live by inch by inch. Anything's a cinch. I just
take one step at a time. You're gonna look up
one day and you're gonna be messed around and made it.

(01:30:31):
Those are my clothing remarks. Talk to God today. He
would absolutely love to hear from you. Y'all have a
great date man. Man, But y'all get started, okay, start
today with what you can do.

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