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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give a.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Million busy.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Steve listening together, I won't join.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Ya.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Joy. They say, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do that, you love, you gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Got to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
turn mouth turn out a w the money up looking.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on, you're thinking that, I sure will.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Yeah, man, Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Trying to do something with it too.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Man.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
You know, I was having a conversation the other day
with a young person and they were telling me how
they felt that their life was stuck, that their life
was in a rut, that they didn't know what to
do next. And one of the things that was causing
them this sadness or this depression. I mean, they're really

(02:41):
really into something right now. One of the things that
was causing it was the fact that they had made
a list of things they wanted to accomplish by a
certain age, and.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
That age they just had a birthday recently, and.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
They were looking at the list, and the list hadn't
been fulfilled, and because that list hadn't been fulfilled, they
were really really sad about it. You know.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
One of the things that.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
They had on the list was marriage, kids, and I
don't know everything else that was on the list, but
that was one of them. And because she had reached
a certain age and she wasn't married, and she didn't
have the kids, and she had just celebrated a birthday,
she's gone into this mode of sadness where it's really

(03:42):
really taken a toll on her. And as I was
learning about her situation, I was thinking about it, and
I just wanted to share this with you all this
morning that one of the things about making a list
about what you want, which I happen to be a
proponent of, I do it myself. People have dream boards.

(04:06):
I have a goal sheet. I've been doing it for years.
It's a wonderful way to set goals and to keep
it in front of you as a constant reminder. And
I always go over this gold list every day, you know.
I mean I go with it all the time every day.
Sometimes I miss a day here and there, but mostly
every day I pull my goal sheet out and I

(04:28):
look at it, I read it. So I was going
to these rallies and I was learning about, you know,
people who are successful in how they kept their mind
writing possible. And one of the things I learned was
to make these dream boards, these lists, these gold sheets,
and in making a goal sheet, and you make the
sheet according to what you want, think about one thing

(04:51):
when you made your goal sheet, about what you wanted?
Does your goal sheet have on it what God wants
from you? Did you ask in any of this what
was His will in your life?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Look, man, what we want oftentimes is not what He
wants for us. And you know, if you're.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
Fighting against what you were created for, if you're fighting
against his will, I mean, what do you want to happen?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
See?

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Don't be so hard on yourself when you look at
your goal sheet and you look at what you've not
become what you thought was a great idea. Don't be
so hard on yourself because you just made a minded mistake.
As do most people, we oftentimes make our goals and
set our goals up without ever considering what is it
that God wants from us. We keep talking about what

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we want without ever finding out and knowing what it
is God wants for us. Well, guess what, man, maybe
you're fighting against the grain. Maybe you just a salmon
heading upstream. That's a tough fight upstream. Not all salmon's
get up to the spawning grounds, you know. Some of
them don't make it upstream, you know, but all all
of them, nearly all of them, except the ones that's

(06:03):
killed by pray. When they're spawn they go out to
the ocean. That's cool, because you're going because you're going
with the grain. You going downstream, you're going with the flow.
That's but when it's time to go against the grain,
it's tough. And a lot of us have just been
going against the grain for all of these years. But
you know what, listen, man, I did it. I know

(06:23):
a lot of people who did it. Very few people
get it right from the very beginning. Man, you got
to stumble through life sometimes sometimes you got to fall
through life. You got to make a lot of mistakes, man,
But these mistakes are not failures. You know, when you fail,
it's something. Don't look at it as a fail You
don't look at yourself as a failure because you're thirty

(06:43):
and your goals ain't reached that you had on your list.
That was your list. What about the things that's going right.
Stop looking at what you're not, take some time out
and thank God for what you are. How about the
fact that you keep waking up to be thirty? You
know you get depressed about these birthdays. You really want
to throw yourself in some depression. Miss a birthday, You

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really got a problem. Now look at where you are.
You keep reaching birthdays. That's a glorious blessing. You keep
waking up. You got your health, You've accomplished something. Something
on your list is done. People spend too much time
on the negative side, and you're just throwing yourself into depression.
So what you want to be married by a certain
age and you wanted to have kids, Okay, cool, you

(07:27):
could have done all that with the wrong person. There's
a blessing in not being married to the wrong person.
There's a blessing in not having kids and nobody to
help you raise it. There's a blessing in that man.
You're talking to somebody who can tell it to you.
You can marry the wrong person if you want to.
I'm telling you you're gonna be up in some mess.
You can't count on. So instead of being angry because

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you're not married, you don't have kids, why don't you
thank God the man? Maybe he spared you from some
misery here. Maybe you could have married the wrong person.
Maybe you have kids and you're not really ready to
be a mother or a father. To look at the upside, man,
Quit looking at what you don't have. Take some time
to thank God for what you do have. When you
do that, you make more room for blessings to flow

(08:09):
into your life. I'm not saying how God thinks, because
I really don't know, but I'm telling you if a
person comes to me and I always give a person
something and they never appear grateful, or they never say
thank you, please, know you can quit coming to me now.
I don't notice how God works because I've gone back

(08:30):
to him several times without being grateful of thanking him,
and he's filled my basket up again. So I really
think he's not like that. But I can't make the
call for sure. But I think at one point in time,
me it's just me talking. I'd be a little ticked
off at somebody who was always taking, taking, taking, and

(08:50):
never showing any gratitude. At one point in time, I
would just stop the flow of the take you know,
you just you can't take no more from me.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That's what I would do.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
I'm not calling it like that because I ain't him,
but I know he's merciful, He's full of goodness and
he and he'll forgive you. And thank God he does
that because he's show enough done it for me. But wow, man,
take some time out today and be grateful for what
you have, stop complaining about where you not, and think
about where you are, and then take it from there.

(09:20):
And the next time you make a list, make sure
on that list you have God's will. What does he
want for you? Does God create give everybody a gift
and a talent. Some of us never apply gifts and talents.
We head off in another direction. Then you wonder why
your life ain't where it's supposed to be. Have you
ever thought about what God gifted you to do? Have
you ever thought about doing that? And still skip what

(09:42):
you want? I wanted to play in the NBA, but
I got to tell you something. At dribbling and shooting
and running all at one time throwing me off a
little bit. You know, they just so I'm doing what
I do. It's pretty cool. You can look at it
that way.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies
and gentlemen, is here another great day.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Thank you, Heavenly father. I show appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
If you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude.
If your attitude gets affected, this direct correlation to your altitude.
It's about them tudes, man, get them up, get them started.
It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived
my life with that expectation. I had a little moment
yesterday while I felt a little some kind of way,
you know how you just being human and you know

(10:29):
the principles of success, but somehow you.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Just it's just one of them days. And I was
feeling a little, you know, a little off.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
I wasn't I was looking at what was wrong, and
I was so focused on what was wrong that I
had stopped momentarily looking at my life and what was right.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
But I got it back on track.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
But I was in this little funk for about about
ninety minutes, and I remembered something that I read somewhere
like whenever you can't explain your emotion. If you're feeling
like little foggy, a little darker, you feel like blah,
all you have to do is retrace the conversations you've
had with yourself the fifteen minutes prior. Go back to

(11:13):
fifteen minutes prior, because your emotions, the what you feel
is actually a barometer of what you've been thinking. It's
like your internal thermostat. You are the temperature gauge in
your own life. So what you have to do is
when you feel these little moments of darkness and gloom

(11:35):
and sadness and depression, all you gotta do is track
the last fifteen minutes. As long as you can track
those last fifteen minutes of thoughts, you can now explain
your situation. And when I started tracking that, I was
just on a negative plane. And so I went right
back and put myself on the positive plane, and I
was able to self correct myself. Now that didn't make

(11:55):
the problem go away, no, But the focus wasn't on
the problem anymore. The focus was on the God that
has given me every solution I've ever had prior to this.
That right there changes everything. I have no problems that's
bigger than my God. Come on, boy, once you wake

(12:16):
up to that realization, you can get on with it.
That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior. I
love to say what's wrong with you today? But all
you're gonna ask me to do is explain it.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean, really, you should have just explained that because
I didn't even think about that. I got that same problem.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Bruh.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Everybody has that problem.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
It's not new to mankind to be human, you know,
it's nothing, nothing new about it. And we all have
those moments where we just find ourselves in a little funk,
a little bit of gloom. But if you retrust the
previous fifteen minutes of thought, there it is because all
your emotions are is a barometer of what you've been thinking.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
So if you change what you think, if you change.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Your attitude, it affects your altitudes. So I put my
attitude on a positive plane, and all of a sudden,
I felt better.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
So instead of looking at what I didn't.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Have and what was going wrong, I shifted my thinking
and I started focusing on what was going right in
my life, and I started thinking him for the blessings
that I had and all of a sudden, what I
didn't have seemed so small in comparison to what I had.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh you asked and answered your own question. Yes, better
let him use you a whole word.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I needed that myself.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
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Speaker 9 (14:20):
Time out to start your morning off. Would run that
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Speaker 1 (14:25):
What do you have for us this morning? Going on?

Speaker 10 (14:28):
You know, I got it, I got it. Surveillance. This
is surveillance. Okay, it's what you should all have around
your house at this point. Pur valence, you got a
smart house.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Everybody else don't.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
You can't have no dumb house in this day. Tank
have a smart house. But come, okay, dog surveillance, let's
get it.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Hell.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Yes, I'm trying to reach your please. Hello, I'm trying
to reach you missus police. Hello, my name is officer
from the Police Department, Narcotics Division. And where's the call
from Police Department Narcotics Division.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Man, my name is the officer. Okay, I'm giving you
a call.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
There is a possibility. I'm wanted trying to get the
particulars with you. You have two sons?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Do you have one in? Okay?

Speaker 10 (15:26):
Uh, there's reason to believe that there is some narcotics
going on with these two gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Now, I wanted to speak with you about it.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
My understanding that you're over the crime watch actually in
that particular area, yes, sir, and I know that here
lately there's been.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Camp Hello.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
Hello, hang on the phone.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Go ahead, it's my understanding.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
You guys have I know you've put surveillance cameras up
so you can actually get a general area of what's
going on. All right, Yes, sir, Okay, where has it
been within the last last week, because what we've done
is we've put somebody on them and watched them very closely,
and we're wanting to know from you because I understand
that you are the person over the crime watch.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What's going on with your two sons?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Well?

Speaker 12 (16:12):
Certain, for one thing, I don't allow drugs selling for
my house period.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
I don't.

Speaker 12 (16:16):
I don't even allow that because I am the head
of the car watch. I don't even allow people to
even come back here to buy drugs. Okay, Okay, Now
I know some kids that's mad at my kids. They
were calling the cops to my house come into my
house and throwing rocks and everything. But I can assure you, sir,
that's one thing I do not play. I do not
allow people to even come back to my house.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
Now, are there surveillance cameras, ma'am that are pointing in
any area like in your back that.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
You haven't really activated it?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
No more?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Okay, where exactly were your cameras pointing? What angle? Were
they towards the road towards you road?

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Is there anything in the backyard area of where you are?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
No?

Speaker 12 (16:57):
Okay, that's the only one we had.

Speaker 10 (16:59):
All right, here's what's going on. We're actually and I'm
gonna just be completely honest with you.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Miss.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
There's a possibility of a raid coming in there, because
we truly believe that you are having some type of
countband in that house right there.

Speaker 11 (17:15):
Could you just hold on for me to say, sir,
hell see if you can.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Get that tech in here for yes? Okay, yes, have
you spoken with sir?

Speaker 12 (17:38):
Let me tell you one thing. Okay, I will bust say.
I don't even if I come back to my house
at all. I don't play that. I'm the head of
cry and watch. I think all they need to go
get a job and and and stop messing up there.
Damn like that's that's that's what's wrong with them.

Speaker 11 (17:54):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
And I don't play that, and and I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, are the two boys is there right now?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah? They're here?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Can I speak with those guys one by one? Please?
Do you mind if I do that?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Miss?

Speaker 12 (18:08):
They don't want to come to the farm.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Nobody wants to talk to the office of the law.
Huh uh. What do you think, miss?

Speaker 10 (18:15):
I'm gonna try to handle us as diligently as possible.
Do you think I should come out and speak with
your boys there?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
At.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, I'm trying to avoid a raid happen.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
I'm avoiding my damnself.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, I'm trying to avoid a raid coming to your home. Man,
That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
I want to call and talk to you sensible and
see if I can get some things rectified here, because
right now it seems like it shouldn't that your cameras
should be actually pointing at your back door or your
backyard so I can see what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's what seems to be happening here.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
Okay, Well do what you gotta do, you know.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
Okay, uh, Well, before you do all of that, can
we pretty much like make sure that we know what
we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Do you think that they have contraband in the household?

Speaker 12 (18:55):
No, I don't allow that in my household. Okay, I'm
a Christian woman.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I don't allow that at my household.

Speaker 10 (19:00):
Have you beat these children before on this particular issue?
Have you had problems with them in to pass on this?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
All right, I don't.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
I'm just trying to square it up as quick as possible.
I don't want you going through being stressed out about
this particular issue. But I know that from my understanding,
you're supposed to be a law abiding person, and you're trying.

Speaker 12 (19:16):
To be lawyer abiding. Very right, Mary, y'all care very
much about my community, and that's why I do not
allow these things in my community. And if they're doing it,
trust me, I'm going to be on as soon as
I hang on this phone.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
Well, I don't want you to hang up your cheat,
because I got a couple more things I want to
talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Because if you need me to come over there and
butt some.

Speaker 12 (19:33):
With y'all done, come and bust some I need that.
Come bust and I'm gonna.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
Help you, but some too.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Okay, I got one more thing I need to say
to you. Are you listening.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Yes, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin Morning Show.
You just got you got, Frank Biddy.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna kick the behind.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Don't do that, because I take that very serious.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
They told me, they told me you are bou cleaning
up the community, and they better not be nowhere around there.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Selling no dope.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
And I mean only got to do is look at
me and I stear it them and they automatically leave.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
And that's that's a good thing.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna get you back.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
No, you can't get me. Now you can get you
can get them.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh gosh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
And here I'm like nervous. I'm like, oh my goodness,
Oh boy, you look at you.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I ain't want you to get off the phone because
you're finna go beat them boys.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
That's right, because I do not.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
Run up in my house.

Speaker 10 (20:33):
Did we need more people like you in the community.
That's making sure that we ain't dirting up the neighborhood.
We need you, baby, But darling, you keep doing what
you're doing. I got one more thing to ask you, though,
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show anymore? Andybody, everybody with a smart house, raise your
hands out here slanging this drugs and stuff, and we're

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gonna put a stop to it.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
She's saving the community.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
That's what you do.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's what we need more people like her, Yes, sir, Yes, sirs.
She called you a cycle your favorite part.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Well, that's that's a compliment to me. What are you
talking about to you?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
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Speaker 9 (22:00):
Right now, it is time to ask the CLO Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building all right, here
we go. Anthony inmobile says, I dropped my car off
to get a new tire, and a coworker dropped me
off at home. My wife didn't know I was at home,
and she came in on her speaker phone and I
heard a man say he tried to call her. Later,

(22:23):
she saw me and dropped her phone. I've been avoiding
her and she wants to explain.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
What do I do?

Speaker 8 (22:32):
Let her explain? Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and
she wants to explain. Let her explain. Now you are
about to find out that women and how better they
are at it.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, let her explain. That's all all right, just let
her explain. Do I wonder what she canna say? Well?

Speaker 11 (23:02):
What do you?

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well yeah, hello on yeah, hold hold on, what would
you say? What would y'all say?

Speaker 11 (23:10):
My baby?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was just a friend.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
Yeah, we're going to give you. I didn't want to
tell you this, but you know we're planning a surprise
party for you.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
And no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Oh so we could have friends?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Now, well, I mean just somebody I'm cold.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, okay, so we called okay, so we call the
people we cool with now okay.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Thank Yeah, somebody I'm with associated.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, okay, cool, ain't no problem, hey, Shirly, next question?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right? Kennedy and Gary You mad? Kennedy and Gary Wright.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
After eight years of marriage, my husband tries to blackmail
me into doing things. If I say no to sex,
he reminds me that he gave me a new car
for my birthday, or that he's taking me to Vegas
for Christmas. I told him to take the car back,
and he hid the keys from me. He is, so patty,
Did I handle this the wrong way?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, I mean he took the keys back y'all married.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I don't. I don't really know what's going on in
your house. I don't really understate.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
You're not gonna have a sip with me. You're not
driving your car, okay? Yeah, which one you think gonna
hurt the most though?

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Right?

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Her?

Speaker 13 (24:30):
Not driving her?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well you're not having sex. Okay, now you got that.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah, you got that extra car key and you still
ain't having sex, You stupid dude.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
She said, he's so petty, really is h So what
should she do to get a car back? Car keys?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Well, you know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Go in there, honey, I'm home.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
You know, you know ain't like y'all ain't did it before,
So you know, trying to get your car keys back? Well, yeah,
come on in here.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Seek Yeah, I gotta get this car. Then you wake
up next morning. This this blankety blank took the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
She just got the dryer.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I got to get in here, get this damn washing
machine back.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
My goodness, you.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
Wake up till next morning, heat damn this food, and
put a lock on the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Go back in here.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'm trying to make her say, well, come on boys,
I make this sandwich.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
Come on, all right.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Moving on to Delane and Toledo. Delane says, my brother
and I live together and he's dating a wild woman.
I walked into the kitchen and she was on the
other side of the island on her knees. I've asked
him to be respectful or move out. He said, I
should move Which one of us should leave?

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Damn doun Now who on their knees?

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Though? Oh, it's kind of crazy. You don't want to
walk in on it. You know your brother here, you
don't want to walk in? Who should want of y'all
got the dog?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'll leave, Yeah, I leave that man.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Don I'm gonna let you have this here, Gonna get
you another spot. Yeah, you probably need a better place.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Anyway from the island dog the kitchen. Yeah, come on, Oh.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
It happened to before y'all getting in the kitchen. Don't
act like you ain't turn the washing machine on.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Turn on this one.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
It's too much high water. Cut the water down some
Wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the
fool be on here?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
All right? Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte. Not on
the cutting board?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, no, no, No, I'm not gonna hold on to
the high chair. This where the baby eat.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's where you drawed a lot.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Now, I'm not holding on to this high chair now, all.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
Right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I work from home and
during a zoom call, my husband was trying to be
funny and he yelled out for me to come back
to bed. My boss excused me from the call and
then send an email saying it's a privilege to work
from home and I'm ruining my privileges. How do I
stop a forty nine year old man from acting so silly?

Speaker 10 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
You need his ass well for that? Now they be
He'll no, you're messing with her money? Yeah, I mean, bro,
who don't understand that?

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Yeah, she gotta be professional because if she lose her
job and she back home in the bed, you ain't
gonna like that.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'll tell you that, right, So, I don't really know.
You just got to talk to your husband.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
You know he can't.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
This is not the place to play.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I've at work, no boundaries with that, and is he.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Not at work?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Everybody in a minute?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Right, Wow, you keep on your next line, you're gonna
hit You're still in the jail.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, but that's why I want to know. How did
he say it? Steve?

Speaker 14 (28:37):
While she's on the zoom call, I don't be back
in this bed, girl, Now you played too much.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah. The privilege to work at home, work from home,
it is yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Enjoy it when I draw right now. This is a
beautiful thing, all of us.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Why would why would you wear something to go to
the room next though?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
What is that for? I have respect? All we got
on the shirts. All of us got shirts. I get
to the.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Bathroom three times doing the show, so I need should
have some moah.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.
Came the whole camera, black.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Eye anyway, all right, thank you c l O. Except
for that last what's that?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Steve Harbin Marley show Man?

Speaker 9 (29:39):
Would you rather wear flip flops all winter? Or would
you rather wear a turtleneck all summer?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Give me flops?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Wait, wait, wait wait, it's just coming from the one
person on the show that cannot get cold.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yes it is.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Out yo, look waiting hold of you mean your little
sick and sale lass? Ain't thank that's when I no
better than that? You think that your little sick ass
needs somewhere and get cold. If you don't put this
damn turtle neck on and shut your ass in that car,
that be still and move to Phoenix.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Right after you.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, say it is time
for games.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
You can't play.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
You can't play over the holidays, Shaye, please explain.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
The holidays are coming around, and you know gonna have
folks over to the house. So what I'm gonna do
is set up the game, tell a little bit about it.
Steve Junior gonna jump in and make and explain how
the games get worse. Start off good, sound like a
good idea, but then as the game progresses, problems arrive. Liten,
simple game of spade. We're gonna play some spade. We're

(30:51):
gonna set up the table. We're gonna play some spade. Okay,
then and then everything happened. Somebody started cheating. You know,
you got that problem.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
The first time. Somebody need you swear it with a
dead body in the room.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
So you can't play that. You know, people don't know
how to lose and and just take it, you know,
they take it personal.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
They take it all right, So you're gonna go outside,
play some touch football, you know, getting family, everybody. Just
play some touch football. You got a grown ass man
think it's cool to run over a third grader?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Just run over your ass. Just punish it. Damn man,
we're playing football. You ain't been putting them on me,
you know how I you put him to check me.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
So what I'm gonna do?

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Do?

Speaker 8 (31:56):
Remember what you out here for? You line, you should
have been like, hey, look, hey, this is all I
got to shake. You know, if you can't, you can't
the handling heat, Get out this kick.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't care if your aide, I don't care if
your age. Let him cry. Let him cry. He got
to learn learn.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
That's a man's game. Here's another game you can't play.
You want to play dominoes. But you got that dude
that been you've been you've been away for a while,
and he take this game a little bit too seriously.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
You know what I mean, he been in, he's been away.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
You know, he's been in the system.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
He even locked off so way away. Dominoes is a
different game, man.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, yeah, you should have been here.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Man.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Now you want to play old old Wait man, hold up,
don't hold don't I just sent you to the.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yard on new trail.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hold nom, you just went to the yard on new track.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
You ain't had no trade min of the gold. What
you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your asses? Oh
you're trying to Oh you remember gets shape? You pardner?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You're out now, you're out now, all no, no.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna need two packs of cigarettes for that.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I had the holiday party. It's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And I'm gonna need the two packs the next time
I've seen.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
You playing down, never get an under shaped. We can't play.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
We gotta play another all right, Now we're gonna we're
gonna go back outside. Try to play just a simple game,
family game on your dodgeball. It's the same guy. Well
think it's a lot of fun. He hit a third.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Grader man in my own ball.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
He ain't got a lot of.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
What are you out here playing fall cat games?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's wild god ball ain't standing there and get hit him?
Why you gotta hit him so hard?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
What he do?

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Now they're gonna cock back with that little week ass
throw like I ain't see that.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
I get him in the faith in the face.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's what he needs to pay attention.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Means always go back in the hospital, decide to play chess.
But here's what happens. The man who thinks you know
everything about chests get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.
Now he really upset the little boy to throw his
ass up in chests.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
He can't take it.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's where all the pieces gonna be on the floor.
He picked them up for a hold up?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Holder, do you can't say, check mate, we just got started.

Speaker 11 (35:08):
How you gonna how you going to the dog? Dog? Dog?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
We even then before five six moves?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
What is you talking about?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Check mate?

Speaker 11 (35:15):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No, that ain't my chest, goes the thinking man.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Game right, ain't you ain't even had time to think, David.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He was the game man.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
He ain't want a damn game.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
He just said, check mate.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, you beat.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Show me.

Speaker 11 (35:33):
He showed you.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
He showed you that.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Ain't you can't do that? See you gotta do look,
man in chest, you have to make a minimum of twenty.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Moves each like you didn't have to do that for you.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
That's how it's done.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Dog, Are you getting no? You ain't even gonna say
check unless it's been twenty moves.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
May try something else.

Speaker 11 (35:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Man, see y'all need his chest with white folks.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Race, everything is racial with you. Play that last game?

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Last game.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
We can't play checkers.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
It's the same guy with the dodgeball really enjoys beating
a third Ready he gets such, what is your fork?

Speaker 11 (36:33):
White?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Your ass out?

Speaker 8 (36:35):
No no no no man, no no no man. You
can't jump back because you got the red pizza. Red
red piz can't jump.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Bad a child?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Man? Allay the end of this game. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. For
what Christmas means to me is a celebration of life,
the birth, the life, the gift of giving.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
From my family, yours and the crew from the Steve Robin.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Mornasham Happy Holidays.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
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Speaker 10 (37:30):
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six zero three for details.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Would you rather do two life two laps in a
race car at three hundred miles per hour?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Or would you rather zip line over the ocean?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
The ocean?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, the oceans? Where does that end at?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
For damn, oh it don't.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
It don't really matter to me because I'm a be
passed out in either situation. I'm not even gonna be
conscious because my ass will black out either way.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Junior race car or.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
He did?

Speaker 11 (38:11):
He did?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
It's just two laps, race car, two lapts.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
But this.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Hold three.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
That's a lot, though, but still three. I was just
at Formula one. I watched this one eighty No.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
No, but when we get through these two left, your
ass is still over the Pacific.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I'm not zip lining?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
What is options?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
See?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
It's just too all right? Would you rather your wife
talk less? Would you rather if your wife talked less
or if she spent less?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Which one? I'm not doing this to say, y'all not
messing up. We're going right on in the Christmas nice
been less to talk, yes, Steve, Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Be brave mine talk less. I pay for that. I
pay for silence. What about it, I'm gonna get another bag,
go ahead, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I just got mad. I can't say nothing on this.
I can't do that anyway.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, depend on what the week it is.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Hey, y'all, they're not gonna stop, they're not gonna start,
all right, so we'll get some quiet at your house.

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Would you rather eat whatever you want without gaining weight
or would you rather say whatever you want without any consequences?

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Be okay, I won't say it. Please, I'll be back
on stage next Friday. Please no consequence, by boy, Let
me tell you something, please, Please don't worry about the
eat me well, I take my fat ass right on
back out there.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
You food, I don't give it.

Speaker 10 (40:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I don't wait or anything.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Steve, I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I don't cay.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I keep cold plunge that I work with that. Just
let me go out here, fry.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
And say everything and ain't I'm telling you right now,
all these groups need to tune in.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Everybody that's in the group, every nationality need to tune in.
If you're over wait, tune in, if your shot, tune in,
Come on, tune in.

Speaker 11 (40:43):
Tune in.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
You got you driving with a sticker hanging on your
rear view mirror. Tune in. I'm gonna have it for everybody.
Tune in.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I'm gonna start with me, so everybody get comfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (40:59):
Morning, all right, Steve. This is from TC from North Carolina.
TC says, I am an events planner. I have collected
a lot of free gifts from trade shows that I've
attended and from swag bags at events. This stuff is
sitting in my garage and it's great stuff. But I
don't need it. It's too good to throw away or

(41:21):
donate to goodwill, So I want to regive them to
my family, friends and coworkers.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
What's the rule? If I do? Do I tell them
it's something I got and they'll need or don't say anything?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
They all know spin my heart?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Money? Thought about you? What mine? That's what you say
when you give it to them, that yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
You earned everything that's in that garage. Thenbo I gave
you nothing. Hell no, I ain't telling nobody damn things.
Look what I got?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh, this is nice I know what it is. Thank you, Steve.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
So you're not saying anything for what? Yeah, especially if
the stuff is nice, why not.

Speaker 11 (42:08):
Have you you?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:10):
Yeah, you can regive gift cards, right, like somebody give
you a gift card.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
You can just keep the past that. There ain't nothing
wrong with that is Oh yeah, that looked real good
going up there with the little timmy on the back
of your car.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
But if you don't you already wrote the names. Yeah,
it to and from. Yeah, I don't know nobody giving away,
no damn gift card.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I ain't. I ain't never seen nobody regift money.

Speaker 13 (42:38):
Oh oh, that's not a bad gift because you could
use it, right, the gift card.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Yeah, people give me stuff all the time. I ain't
carry this stuff, don't wear here.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
You can have it.

Speaker 14 (42:51):
Have you done it?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
You know, people come by to a party or something,
they bring old, nasty, raggedy bottle of wine. You just okay,
we're gonna get We're gonna take that to the next
house we can go to.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'm gonna keep this moving.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
What about your junior?

Speaker 13 (43:07):
Wait a minute, back up, I've been to this house
several times and yeah, well yeah, well you know somebody
else got it.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, well you know there's a possibility. You don't want
to just se dollars for it.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You damn right, the last bottle of wine. I get
the miles this thank you for him. So what about
your junior? Have you regifted?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I don't. I don't even go back gifts.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
When I come to your party, I just said I
am the gift.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Hell, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's to a.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Party empty handed. You're supposed to bring the host stuff.
They didn't put that on the invitation. They said come
at five thirty.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I'm here. They told me.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
They should have said bring gifts.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Please say that.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
I know good in here. I ain't bringing nothing to
your house. If I come to you part all these
pictures I'm gonna have to take.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like you are the gift.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Man, it's like it's a whole nother thing for me.

Speaker 13 (44:15):
Yeah, what are you going to have another Christmas party
for us? For your staff? At least we come on.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
We ain't done that since New York. And when we
did that, he put our ass out about two hours
in the middle.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Well, you know, we could do a.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Zoom party, but we you know COVID, so we can
ye do a zone wh y'all want to do it?
Because we can't. We can't handle it.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
We have it in person Christmas party cause of COVID,
That's what he's saying.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Gives this year? Do we get gifts?

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Yeah? What you get us?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
What you get us for Christmas?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
This year?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Christmas bonuses?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Anything? Really really asking that question?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (44:59):
Bonuses?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You mad because you didn't ask it first, because normally yes.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I'm not not bad.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
No, no, no, that's cool to ask.

Speaker 13 (45:07):
Why are you looking at your phone when we're asking
you about our Christmas bonuses?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
I might as well?

Speaker 11 (45:14):
Why?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's all right?

Speaker 8 (45:15):
You know you ain't getting none? You know, COVID, COVID, COVID. Yeah,
this year radio was struggle this year.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Year.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
This is your girl, Shirley Strawberry. And my favorite Christmas
memory is every single one of my childhood Christmases. My
mom gave us the best Christmases ever. Our entire living
room was filled with all kinds of presents like dolls, bikes, Yeah,
easy bake ovens.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Had to have one of those.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
But anyway, have a wonderful holiday season From Shirley Strawberry
and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Come.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I got that about a minute to after the hour.

Speaker 9 (46:01):
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is Junior,
take my money, my house, and my car.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Come on, what this is right there?

Speaker 9 (46:12):
We'll get into that in just a minute, but right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
What you got for us? Nest Are your lights on?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Are your lights on? Okay, let's go catch down.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Hello, Hello, is I'm trying to reach us?

Speaker 15 (46:32):
Who's calling this?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
This can call me Peper? I love. I think I
actually live in an apartment behind you. I think my
my apartments are up against each other. You are you
in unit? I want to know, actually, I want to know.
I'm calling YOU'A got a little bit of a problem.
I actually live in uh which is the apartment that

(46:54):
that's our apartments are back to back with each other.
And I'm I don't mean no harm man, but you
are right. Yes, Okay, here's what's going on. It took
me a long time try to figure this out. But
when you come home in the evening and you turn
your life through my my oven and stove come on,

(47:17):
and I'm talking about every out on my stove is
on and burning hot.

Speaker 15 (47:23):
How do you know that's because when I turn.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
My life on, I just I mean, I didn't figured
it out. It just seemed like every time, I mean,
I hear you when you close your door, and every evening,
I'm like, why is my oven in my stove coming on?
And I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees
in there behind the stove being on like that?

Speaker 15 (47:43):
Okay, did you call maintenance?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
so I'm not I'm asking you, miss, you don't mind
to not have your life's on until they come get
this pace.

Speaker 15 (47:57):
Okay, So you asking me not to turn on my
lights for three or four days and you know, to
sit in the dark.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
couple of days. I know it's a little bit of
an inconvenience, but I mean, I can't be over here
in the house. You know they're about to burn down.

Speaker 15 (48:12):
Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
to sit in the dark. You know, I got a baby.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
I can't sit in the dark, Okay. I mean, do
y'all have any camels or something y'all can work with
or something like that.

Speaker 15 (48:22):
I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,
you want me to sit in the dark, and you
don't want me to turn anything on. You know, I
got to feed my baby.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
I understand, and and and much respect to you and
your child, much respect. But what I'm trying to explain
to you is, I mean, we have to look at
the big hazard here. The bigger hazard here is is
that I'm over here with fire on.

Speaker 15 (48:45):
Okay, First of all, where are you getting this wee from?
How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing that's.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Going on in your house.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Your life is patched in some kind of way to
my ovens and stole.

Speaker 15 (48:56):
Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
with that. You know, you need to call management whatever.
But I don't have anything any of that. And I
want to know, how do you know when I get
home and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are
you looking at my window or something? Are you a
peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
You don't need to call nobody on me. Now, what
we need to get somebody over here and fix this
other than the stove. That's what we got to get done.
But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.

Speaker 15 (49:25):
Oh, I'm turning on my life list. I mean, I
know you ain't trying to regulate what I do in
my house.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
I'm fin listening. I'm gonna tell you, just like this here,
I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
me this get over here in two days.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Now.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
If I see this stove come on and all these
eyes on this stove come on, then I'm finna come
back over there and we're gonna have directifire prowlem. But
I cannot have this coming on.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
So you're threatening me now, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
No, I'm not, no, I am not. I'm telling you
not to turn the lights off. That's what I'm asking
you to do.

Speaker 15 (49:58):
Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have
to deal with it.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
No, I'm not gonna deal with it. You're gonna have
to actually turn the lights off. Now I understand. Do
you have somewhere you can go stay me.

Speaker 15 (50:11):
Do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm not
leaving my house. I don't have a problem. You and
the one with the problem.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I'm not lean here and then you turn it on,
and then you over.

Speaker 15 (50:20):
Here and knock on my door. You think you see
fire in your stove. You're gonna see some fire. I
can show you some fire.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Okay, listen, I'm trying to work it you as calmly
as I can.

Speaker 15 (50:28):
Okay, they're trying to work with me calmly.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (50:30):
The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
to tell me what to do and run my household.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
If you're not gonna work with me, then that's what
I'm gonna do. But I already found out where the
break is. I just go and just turn all the
power off so you don't have your power wall on
it off?

Speaker 15 (50:44):
Wait a minute, what, No, you can't turn my breakrop?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 11 (50:49):
I got to do what I got to do.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
I can't start no file out here.

Speaker 15 (50:52):
You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
know my name? My number? Artist? You know what I'm
about to come home? And he gonna put the it
up here. I don't care if he put your in
the of and we set your on fire. What you
talking about? You gonna damn turn the break off.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
I'm trying to kill me and prevent a farm for
the whole complex, and you up in there trying to
commit U This is like aunser for you to.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Turn that on.

Speaker 15 (51:18):
I don't give you want. You already got a problem,
so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
call me and again, I want to know how you
got my number.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
I'm not from the city, and go on in this
little small to is that we got a problem with
your twitch when you turn it off. I don't have
a problem on the store you have.

Speaker 15 (51:37):
The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
my man come over there and put a foot up
your I don't know who you think you with, but
it's about to be on. I don't know how you
got my number, but you called it wrong today.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Okay, fire, I got one thing I need to say
to you.

Speaker 15 (51:54):
You listen, you got to say because I'm tired of
listening to you.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Are you listening?

Speaker 15 (51:58):
You ain't saying that one here today? You calling me?

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Wait a minute?

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This is who.

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This is, nephew, tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Are you serious?

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Speaker 3 (52:31):
I can't believe.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
I know I was ready to put a foot up
in somebody. I don't believe I just got pumped like this.

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Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio.

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You got it?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
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Speaker 8 (52:56):
I'll tell you what though. I'll tell you what though.
All the wrong house today because soon as I tell
my man, he gonna come over there and put his
foot straight off in Yo, straight off. You gotta call
the right house today.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
This I don't give up. People care about that oven,
none of that man?

Speaker 10 (53:27):
What what is this?

Speaker 8 (53:28):
We got a problem where that comes from? It's okay,
as soon as my man gets home, you gonna call
you think. I ain't frona argue with you, but I
got somebody We're gonna come straight over there.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I know who I'm married to. That's always good when
you know you're.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Married to somebody is Yes, I heard Marjorie tell somebody
one time. I can't tell this to my husband because
so let's what else?

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I can't tell this to him.

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Speaker 9 (55:47):
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(56:09):
never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Okay, you could be yours. Brother, little bit hold on
tight his time for this strawberry letter? Is that your
sexy Tommy imitation? That was Tommy? Thank you Tommy slash Junior?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
All right?

Speaker 9 (56:32):
Subject, take my money, my house, and my car. Dear
Stephen Shirley, I'm writing this letter for my older brother
that is in love with a gold digger. That term
may not apply to new relationships, because I know a
man is supposed to provide for a woman if he's
sleeping with her, But too many times he's called me
to complain about her misusing and abusing his kindnesses. He

(56:56):
gives her money to go out with her girlfriend's most weekends,
and then she won't even call him till Sunday after
she's been out during whatever she wants to do. In
case you are wondering, my brother is thirty four years old,
but he's the quiet, shy type. He manages several properties
and he owns a barbershop, but he doesn't cut hair.
He has plenty of money and free time, and all

(57:19):
he wants is to spend it with someone that loves him.
He's asked his girlfriend to move in with him, but
she said it's too soon now, so now he's trying
to get her an engagement ring to make things official.
I hinted to her that after two years he's ready
to settle down, and she said there is no way

(57:40):
that they're ready for marriage. Supposedly, my brother told her
to take his money, his house, and his car and
whatever else she needs to be happy. She knows she's
got him right where she wants him, and I can't
stand by and let her play him like that. I
understand that I don't have a dog in that fight,
and if she's making him happy, then I should butt
out of it. But my question is, if I have

(58:00):
proof that she is sleeping with another man, and she's
been seen driving the man around in my brother's car,
should I tell him? My brother practically raised me, and
I want the best for him, So what do I
do in this situation? Will he hate me forever if
I tell him this? Well, the answer to that question
is maybe not forever, but he will be upset with you.

(58:22):
And look at this, You might not have to do
anything because your big brother has these are your words
now called you too many times to complain about her
misusing and abusing his kindnesses.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
So maybe he's getting fed up in some.

Speaker 9 (58:37):
Sort of way because people you know, are really feeling
when they really are feeling someone and you start to
get all up in their business. Yes, you do run
the risk of them turning on you if you tell them.
I mean, that's a known fact. I know you care
about your brother. I can see it in a letter.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I know you do, and you should.

Speaker 9 (58:57):
He's your brother. But whatever you say to him at
this point, he's not gonna hear it. He's not gonna
see it because he is not trying to hear it.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
And he doesn't want to. Your brother is a big boy,
he's a grown.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Man who's gonna find out one of these life lessons,
life lessons that you get only by the experience of
being with someone like this, someone who uh he let
drive his car and she's driving some other man around
in it. Okay, she's obviously a user, she's taking advantage
of your brother.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
But it's not your business. I'm sorry, it's not your
job to tell him this.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
He will find out sooner or later because they always
find out, and uh, just be there for him when
it's over. He will get over her eventually, But right
now he's sprung.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Steve, you know how I respond about people mind and
they business that ain't gonna change.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
But my response is going to shock you.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Here's a young girl that's writing this letter for her
older brother that's in love with a gold digger.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Now she thinks that.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
That might not apply to relationships, because I know a
man is supposed to provide for a woman if he's
sleeping with her. Well, see right there now, And that
depends on the arrangement of the arrangement, or shall I
say that depends on the agreement of the arrangement. I
will provide for you if I see a future. I

(01:00:20):
will invest in you if I see a future or
some promise. Now, if we're just kicking it, you might
ask me something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I might let you have it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
But you're not an obligation to me until I feel
obliged to help you, because you show an obligation to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
So let's get that straight away. But she said, too
many times he ben called to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
Complain about her misusing and abusing his kindness, he gives
her money to go out with his girlfriends, and she
been out doing whatever she want to do. She don't
call him till Sunday. Now, then she says, my brother's
thirty four. But he's a quiet shot. He manages several properties.
He owns a barbershop, but he don't cut hair. Smart guy,

(01:01:06):
smart guy. He has plenty of money in free time,
and all he wants is suspended with somebody that loves him. Now,
this sounds like a good dude, but he's smart too.
He bought a barbershop and don't cut hair. Lord, have mercy.
So that chair that he would normally be mad and
making forty dollars a cut, this boy that gave that

(01:01:26):
chair to somebody else and charging that dude for the chair,
and he can keep his for the cut.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
But I'm gonna need one hundred and fifty two hundred
a week for the chair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
Man, I'm finna go owe me a damn barbershop. Appreciate
the idea, man, I never thought of that. But he
don't cut hair. He got plenty of money in free
time and he just wants somebody. So he asked his
girlfriend to move in him. But she say it's too soon.
So now he's trying to get her an engagement rien
to make things official. I think somewhere in there he's

(01:01:57):
been seeing her for two years. That correct, two years?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Uh huh, a couple of.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Years anyway, Supposedly my brother now she's he hitted that
after two years he's ready to settle down. She said,
there's no weight. They're ready for marriage, and it's gonna
be obvious in this letter. My brother told her to
take his money, his house's card, whatever else she needs
to be happy. She knows she's got him right where
she wants and I can't stand by let him play
it like that. Shirley says, he's a big boy and

(01:02:25):
he's grown. That's a true statement. What Shirley failed to
tell you is that your brother is whipped. Yes, yo,
brother is whipped.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
Hang on, Steve, Today's strawberry letter subject take my money,
my house, and my car. We'll get back into it
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject take my money, in my house and my car.
When we left, you were gonna tell the difference between
sprung and whipped.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
This boy in this letter, this thirty four year old man,
this being used by this woman. He wants to move
it further to marriage. She said, it's no way. I
wish too early to get married. I'll tell you why,
she said, Dad, he's giving her everything. He's told her
to take her his car, his house, his money, just

(01:03:48):
whatever else she needs to be happy. She knows she's
got him right where she wants. And I can't stand
by and let him play like that, I said. Shirley
is absolutely right in saying that he's a big boy
in the grown Man. She just left off the fact
that he's quipped. Shirley said, he's sprung. There is a difference.

(01:04:09):
Let me help you understand something, ladies. Sprong it's when
a man is around you and he feels all tingry.
Sprong is when a man is around you and he
feels all giddy. Sprung is when a man wants to
be in your company all the time. That's sprung. Okay,
Sprung is wondering what you do where you're going? Quill

(01:04:33):
is different, quill. She don't put something on this boy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
So strong.

Speaker 8 (01:04:43):
It's damn neil voodoo, the old saying. Is he looking
for her in the daytime with a flash?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
All right, Julie noted, Okay, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
How he talked when he round him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Babling this this boy right here, sprong.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
When they in the bed, This boy, he boy, he
can't control himself. And she got it. And that's what
the problem is.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Now. She knows she got him right where she wants him.
And I can't stand by and let him play like that.
I understand that I don't have a dog in this fight.
And if she's making him happy, then I should butt out. Well,
she's not making him happy, she's making him unhappy. He
always calls you to complain about he's being misused, but
that whipped thing, that thing got him thinking it he

(01:05:40):
can fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
So now he want to rush to get her a
ring because he wants her to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Move forward with this. But now.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
The young girl says that she has proof she's sleeping
with another man and she's been seen driving the man
aroun in my brother's car. Should I tell him? My
brother practically raised me. I want the best for him,
So what should I do in this? Will he hate
me forever if I tell him this? No, he won't
hate you forever. Because this is a different situation. And
here is the shaka. Yes you should tell him what,

(01:06:19):
Steve what? Yes, you should tell him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
See this is quite different, oh, because listen to me.

Speaker 11 (01:06:31):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
Normally it's girlfriends that see their girlfriend's man out somewhere
and see him with a woman not in the act
of nothing, but then wants to report that you don't
know what that situation is over there, and that report
and that that ain't you gonna start to fire a
house that don't need to get lit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
This is different.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
This is a young sister trying to protect her older
brother and ask proof that she's sleeping with another man
because she's seen another man in her brother car with her.
You got to tell your brother.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
So the proof, it's because she has proof.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
She got proofd This ain't speculation. She's been seen in
the car with another man. Hey man, that is so
damn disrespectful on her part and justice disrespectful on the dupot.
And he's your brother. This ain't your friend. This your brother.
You have got to go and tell your brother this.

(01:07:34):
Will he hate me? Father, He gonna be a little
ticked at you, but he gonna get over that because
he needs to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Know the truth.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
This is why she say it's too early to get married,
because she got access to his money, his house, and
his car. He knows she'll give him anything, and she
can have her cake and eat it too. Why would
she get married and stop the gravy train when the
gravy trainers rolled in all over town.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
You have got to tell your brother this information. And
I know y'all are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Surprised, but this is speech.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
If my sister saw a girl I was dating driving
my car with another man in it, my sister coming
to me, see you come here. This little halfer was
down there on shap here with a man in your car.
Now she already knows what's finna happened. I'm finna get

(01:08:29):
the key and I'm finn find this man. Somebody getting
asked for. You have got to tell your brother because
your brother has called you complaining she abusing him and
tricking him and all this here he putting up with
that he can take some more bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
He been handling the bad he's been handling all the
bad news.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Pretty good something for junior. What I'm trying to figure out?
Who you? Who are you right now? Because lying is
what you do. I thought this would be a good
time just lie. Who need to lie? Here?

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
The lady in the the lady that's doing all the
receptive stuff is already line m so watching the little
sister pick up her lot. You don't ate a bad line, Okay,
you ate a purposeful and good lot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
You don't know the rules to lie, all right? Uh listen,
be married long this Today letter yeahs.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
All right, normally we would be doing junior sports talk
right here.

Speaker 9 (01:10:04):
But Junior, you have questions about Discovery letters, take my money,
my house.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
In my car.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Yeah, you know, jose didn't mean none of that. What
he doing he that is not what Josey was saying
about what I'm asking you on is okay?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Normally you are the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Person who will go along and lie. Yeah, you saying,
this is not the time to lie, and this is
what we should tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Listen to me, junior. It is rules to liar. You
got to know the lie by law.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
Just what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
See this is this is a new person. This is
confusing you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Your lie Number one, I have to have a direct purpose, okay.
Number two rule of line. It should be done in
order to save or rescue or to number three. Number three,
the lie should be a preventive measure. You want to

(01:11:06):
prevent the feelings being heard? Yes, The shock to have
a purpose, yes, And it has to have a lie
that's aimed at making something better.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
And number four, the lie must be geared to hold
it on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
To what you have. What Yes, dogs are the fire law.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I don't give a damn charity. These are the bylaws
of lions.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
What line makes something better? Steve? It does?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
If you if your wife say to you, where have
you been? Can you say I stopped at the stone? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
Why would I say I stopped at the strip club?
Because I wanted to see Diamond dusky one more time?

Speaker 13 (01:11:54):
More?

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
I came to this house, so we have to see you,
and you don't look nothing like diamond us and damon
to us can slide down the pole on her butt
with no hands.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Now why would I you want to see that myself?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Yeah? Except but I'm not gonna tell you that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
So the lie becomes necessary now, J In this letter, okay,
the woman that's deceiving, the gold digger that's playing her
brother is lying to her brother. The young girl has
no reason to lie to her brother because it's not
saving anything, and it's that's nothing good. She has now

(01:12:33):
got tell her brother the truth. Man, you need to
learn these bylogs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Just say it truth, you just say it truth you
you never say truth?

Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
You never.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I say truth all the time. That's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Lie when the truth will do? I say truth all
the time when I'm not lying. Good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
This is Shirley Strawberry and tis the season for happiness
and love and giving and family.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Happy Holidays. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
All right, so this is from Facebook from Dre. Dre writes,
I have a family friend who'd hit hard times. However,
this family friend also has a reputation for lying and
not paying people back. Now he's trying to guilt me
and my entire family, talking about I'm turning my back
on him. Well that's where I am right now, and

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I'm in the position to help. But I know darn
well I will never see the money back since no
one else can really help or is willing to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
I'm like Tupac, all eyes on me, man, I'm not
going to change my mind. So am I wrong?

Speaker 14 (01:13:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
See See, you can't create a track record and then
try to get off the track in front of somebody
you that ran.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Around on all this time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
It's just not how it works.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
Hey man.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
When you when you create a reputation, then you're gonna
have to you're gonna have to lay You make a bed, you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Gotta lay in it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
Dog, I'm sorry. You don't pay people back. Now you
back at me talking about y'all turning your back. Yeah, okay, cool.
But here's the deal with me. If you did not
have my number, what would you do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
See, now gonna get to doing that because you already
know I got it. So you don't save all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
That with me.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
I tell people all the time. First of all, hey man,
let me holler at you now. Okay, I'm gonna wait
seventy two hours while I would turn that bone car.
Don't text me or nothing. Hey man, hey man, when
you get free moment called me. Okay, I'm not free
for seventy two hours. I'm busy, hey man, I got
an emergency.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
This is what I got. I got a text from
a dude. I have an emergency.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
He texted, I have an emergen Who the hell got
an emergency in Texas?

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Stop?

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
So I waited my seventy two hours and called him back.
Because all emergencies passed in seventy two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Trust me when I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Tell you that. Okay, you said you're into crisis management anyway,
you know that it is Dane Jarvis. No, no, you
know why you asked? Why you asked? Junior? Sound like
somebody I might know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
No, No, it's not Alvin. No, No, I was gonna
ask you. But he feels guilty? So how does he
deal with that guilt? Feeling guilt is.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
The most useless emotion that we have as human beings. Yeah,
no purpose, what's the purpose of guilt?

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Why why you got to feel guilt? That he's not
your child?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Yeah, he's just as fond friend, the family friend.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
He's not your child, y'all. Ain't took no vows. He's
not your wife. Now he a family fred that ain't
been much of a friend, right, all right, you all
have a one sided friendship.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Now I'm gonna let you go over there and stay
on your side for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
All right, Let's see if we have time for another one.
This one's from Nicole on Steve HARVFM. She says, my
husband and I went out of town to have Thanksgiving
with his family. He started drinking with his brother at noon,
and by the time dinner was served, they were both
drunk as heck. He embarrassed himself in front of his
whole family, and I was left to take care of

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him and then drive us home afterwards. We're supposed to
go again at Christmas, and I told him I'm not going.
Now he thinks I'm being unreasonable and is mad at me.
I haven't done anything.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Wrong and I shouldn't be made to feel bad after
what he put me through.

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
Steve, back me up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Am I wrong? Am I overreacting?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Best offense is a good excuse me? The best defense
is a good offense.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
So now he defensive about what he did, and so
now he done took the offense. Now he mad at
you for his ass getting drunk, and you not understand man?
Please bye, ladies, stop letting these men out mad you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, do what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Do your job.

Speaker 8 (01:17:31):
Yeah, man cannot out mad Marjorie. I don't give a damn.
How I tried, by baby, how you gonna do that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Mis Steve, alright, we gotta run.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Steve coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Research from the Now Retail Federation reveals that Americans expect
to spend and average of eight hundred and seventy five
dollars on holiday gifts, decorations, food, and other seasonal items. Overall,
holiday spending is expected to reach record levels in November

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and December, and the most popular gift is still gift cards,
with fifty five percent of shoppers saying they'd like to
get them this year, followed by clothes and accessories, books,
video games or other media, and personal care or beauty items.
So here's a question for you, guys. Do you have
a budget for holiday spending and do you actually stick

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to it if.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
You do, I wish it was eight seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
I wish it was that, please Lord more. I wish
that was your budget.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
I wish that was your Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I stick to my budget. Do you those your budget
eight seventy five or more?

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
More?

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
More?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I go I go over your clumb I give
my word everything. I think you won't any more. I'll
go away over more.

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
But you know, you gotta cut back on buying for everybody.
I can't do that. You can't do what budget. You're
my wife everything she won't and more. No, we're not
going to do that. No, no, we're not fun to
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
You're gonna get two different worlds though. No, no, no, no, no,
we're in the same world. You're sitting up here getting
everything she won't and more. Yeah, you crazy, sit doun
and talk to her so you can find out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
What that really is. Competes the hour, We'll play another
round and would you rather? Right after this you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather?

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Two light?

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
Two laps in a race car at three hundred miles
per hour? Or would you rather zip line over the ocean?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
The ocean?

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Yeah, the ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Where does that end at? Damn? Oh it don't.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
It don't really matter to me because I'm gonna be
passed out in either situation. I'm not even gonna be
conscious because my ass blackout either way.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Junior race car or.

Speaker 11 (01:20:46):
Race call?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
He did?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
He did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
It's just two laps, race car, two laps with this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Hold on step three hour. That's a lot, though, but
still three.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Would I was just at Formula one, I watched this
one eighty No, no, but when.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
We get through these two left, your ass is still
over the Pacific.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I'm not zip niney what is options? See? It's just
too all right?

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Would you rather your wife talk less? Would you rather
if your wife talked less? Or if she spent less?
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I'm not doing this. I'm not doing y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
We're going right on in the Christmas nice No.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Less to talk? Yes, Steve, Yes, be brave.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Mine talk less. I pay for that. I pay for silent,
Thank you? What about I'm gonna get another bag?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Go ahead. I'm not I just got mad. I ain't
say nothing on this. I can't do that. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Yeah, what week it is?

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Yeah, hey, y'all, they're not gonna stop, they're not gonna start,
all right, So might as well get some quiet at
your house.

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Would you rather eat whatever you want without gaining weight?
Or would you rather say whatever you want without any consequences?

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Be okay?

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Please, I'll be back on stage next Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Please no consequence, Yo boy, let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (01:22:38):
Please, Please don't worry about the way I take my
fat ass right on back out there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Like though you love food, I don't give it THEMN.
I don't gain weight or anything.

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
I don't care about that. I don'tkay, I keep cold
plunge that I work with that. Just let me go
out here Friday and say everything. It ain't no, I'm
telling you right now, all these groups need to tune in.
Everybody that's in the group, every nationality.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Need to tune in. Its open wait, tune in, if
your shop tune in, come on, tune in.

Speaker 11 (01:23:17):
Tune in.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
You got you driving with a sticker hanging on your
rear view mirror, tune in. I'm gonna have it for everybody,
big living tune in. I'm gonna start with me, so
everybody get comfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
After this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show