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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't give them.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
A bu bus.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Listening to show, I don't joy yeah, joy show.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
You got you love? Turn you.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
turn mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Turn out the water the mon jo.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Look, come on, come on, you think I sure will?
Good morning everybody you all listening to the voice? Come on,
dig me now one and on. Is Steve Harvey got

(02:10):
a radio show? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Man boy, God has been good to me. Man, I
can't really count at all. You can't either, You know,
it's all in perspective. You really can't count all that
God has done for you if you look at every
little thing. It's unbelievable. The things He's done for us.
How many times you know, we got through something without

(02:34):
even talking to him about it. He just he just
blessed us with it. How many you know? It's just
it's so much that the fact that you wake up
in the morning, the fact that you still have a
place to stay, the fact that you know may be
struggling out here, but guess what, you still going to work.
You know, you live in check to check. But you're
making it all. You got all the plates spinning. You know,

(02:55):
it's hard. You got a lot of plate spinning, but
you keep him up there somemer every now and there
in one break, but he put two more back up
there to look a little bit better, and you got
to get to spending them so it all works.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
And then you got a lot.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Of people who just can't seem to mentally put it
together as to you know, why their life isn't in
a position that they wanted to be. We talk about
this oftentimes, but I don't want to try another angle
with you to day.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know, maybe it's you. Have you ever thought about that,
Maybe it's you.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
Maybe it's no external force that's at fault, like you
keep making the excuse to be You know, so many
people out here, Well, if this hadn't ha done this,
if he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have
done that, I would have been further along. I wasted
all my time, my years with this man, and he
did this, and I could have been here, and I

(03:51):
could have been there, and this woman she did this
to me, And if she hadn't have.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Done that, I could have been here and I could
have been there. Maybe it's you.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Maybe it's not really that external force that you keep
making it out to be. See, I've done this to
myself before. Once again, I'm talking to you about something
I know about. I've done this to myself before. I've
had the reason I wasn't where I wanted to be.
I had it figured out as some external force. I

(04:27):
had worked it out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't
me because of so and so, or if this hadn't happened,
and if they hadn't have done this, I would have
been further along up the road. That's what I was saying.
But hold on, man, boy learned a valuable lesson.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Man.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
See, if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna
be hard for you to go. If you don't ever
let it go, it's gonna be hard for for you
to go. I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day,
and I heard him say, you can't drive your car

(05:10):
if you gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror.
You go outside and try that. Try to drive your car,
but keep your eye in the rear view mirror. All
you looking at is where you're being all you're looking
at in that rear view mirror is where you passed
or should have passed, something you should have moved on from.

(05:31):
All you're doing is looking in that rear view mirror
at what happened back now. If you don't stop looking
in the rearview mirror, you're gonna crash your car over
and over and over again. All you got to slow
it down so bad in order for you to keep
looking in that rear view mirror. If you don't learn

(05:55):
to let it go, it's gonna be hard for you
to go forward because you keep reviewing the past.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
The past is the past, and I know it's hard.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Man.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
I watched a show and this lady said, well, I
just can't ever forgive them for that, or guess what,
guess what God may have.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Already forgiven that person.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
That person may be extremely remorseful, could have gone to
God and got in forgiveness for it years ago. But
you you sit here and you keep hanging on to
the back. I can't ever forgive that. Then I heard
Bishop Jakes come on the show one time and say
something that really really struck home. You keep drinking the poison,

(06:44):
waiting on your enemy to die.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
He said that.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
I just shook my head and went, wow, you drinking
the poison.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Waiting on your enemy to die. Revenge is poison to you.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
You know, if hatred is poison to you. Unforgivingness, when
you won't forgive a person, that person could be going
on with they life made the right with God. Don't
know how you feeling. They skipping through life. Now you
make adjustments every time you see them. And it takes energy. Man,
it takes so much energy to hate. It takes so

(07:26):
much energy not to forgive to Now they come in
the room. You got to avoid them. Stay over here,
Oh here they come. Now you got to make a
situation over here. They come into the house his family reunion.
Oh oh, here they come. Or where they gonna be
in the basement. I'm going to be on the third floor.
I want to go out here and get some barbecue.
She out there at the barbecue, staying, Oh lord, I
don't want a barbecue. I just eat to take a

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set of people, man, take themselves all out of position,
trying to make adjustments, when if you it would simplify
your life, if you would let just let it go.
Maybe you ain't where you need to be because of them,
external forces altogether. Maybe you not where you need to
because of you, because you won't let it go, you

(08:11):
won't move forward. Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've
been in a situation with a man for years. It
didn't work out. For whatever the reason, it just didn't
work out.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I got what you say he did.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I got what he did, I got he all of that, YadA,
YadA YadA. When you get through, did not God get
you through it? Did not he allow you to survive it.
I got you, got some cuts on you, I got
you been a little bit bruised. But did he not

(08:45):
get you through it? So, now that he's freed you
from it, now he done went on. He got a
whole nother family over there somewhere. Now, he trying to
make it right because maybe he learned the mistake he made,
and now he trying to be a better man.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
He just trying to get it right now.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
But you sitting there holding on to it, you drinking
the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. So now,
instead of you enjoying the blessing of finally being free
from a situation that was not healthy for you, you create
an even more unhealthy situation in your mind, by hating,
by having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.

(09:23):
Maybe you even doing something to the other situation to
make sure they struggle. Oh man, you drinking the poison,
waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where
you ought to be in life, not because of your
external forces, but maybe it's you. If you don't let
it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.

(09:44):
You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the
other person. Forgiveness is for you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
I've got sunshine on a cloudy day when it's called outside,
I get the month of May. Well, I guess you say,
what can make me feel this way? I'll tell you
what it is. My girl, my girl, I'm talking about

(10:21):
my girl, my girl. Those were the types of lyrics
that were written in a time where men expressed their
sincere and obvious love for women. Something has happened in
our music. That's why I don't buy none of it.

(10:43):
This message this morning to my sons and daughters to
keep wondering why I won't download nothing new, cause y'all
ain't talking about a damn thing. If I got some
time to listen to music, I want to here. I've
got sunshine on a cloudy day. He boom, boom, that's

(11:09):
what I want to hear. I don't want to hear
all this. You ain't nothing without me putting up on
this thing.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Somebody's shot me. I got fourteen times to.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Get yeah, yeah, great, great, great, we're in the club.
We got shot. That's good. I'm bleeding. Okay, who's gonna
take me to the hospital? All right, walcome to the
Steve Harvey Morty Show, early vinting. That's all it was
is holding up the show day. So I felt like saying,
you know, keep on. I'm telling you right now, it's
gonna waar out. When you're around forty forty five, you're
gonna get tired of getting shot at at the club.

(11:38):
And tell a woman how you really feel today. Fellas
if you a man listening today, give some credit to
a woman in your life. Man, just give him some
credit to her. Tell her what she really mean to you.
Tell her you ain't gonna do.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Good without it.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
Don't hurt it, don't hurt. I'm telling you that's the
truth really, because if you if you think you can
make it without women, I got news for you, man,
This whole old thing ain't worth a loted die without them.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Girls.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
Man, you need women to make this world go right.
Matter of fact, you need women to even be here.
Morning Showberry calling for all on one psscific Monica Junior,
the legend that is nephew Tommy Junr.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What you're like? No music we got today?

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well no, not well.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Some of them like her? You like her her or
I love her her cold?

Speaker 7 (12:30):
You know her.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Her cold? Nor her bad girl dog yon say bad too,
you know, you know Beyonce bad, Rihanna.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You know they bad.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
But I'm a lyrical person. I like lyrics. I like
love songs. I like songs. Would you mind if I touched,
if I kissed, if I hell you tight to.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
The morning line?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Boy, I'm talking about damn near cry when they say.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Don't I don't anymore?

Speaker 8 (13:09):
You know your last dude, y'all had I like di'angelo, Okay,
he was he was kind of cold.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
That nice sun. Yeah, you know, I like to Tony
They're going.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Today.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
I'm just trying to find out where he at though, Like.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Okay, we talk about that need to meet it back
Steve Hard Morning. So when you ask me why I
am all morn.

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Speaker 2 (14:19):
Who what you got? Paper clips? It? Okay, don't say
no more, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You don't want him to experiense.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Speak for it. You know what a paper clip here,
don't you?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Paper clip prank?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yes, I just thought it was adverse.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Paper clips out of note. Yeah, you go too far so.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
Travel I'm trying to reach for veronic hood.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
Is she hi?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Have Ironica.

Speaker 12 (14:49):
How you're doing? My name is Philip.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I'm from CORP. How you doing?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm good?

Speaker 14 (14:54):
Thank you? How can I help you today?

Speaker 12 (14:56):
You were with the company here, see you just left
what six months ago?

Speaker 14 (15:01):
That's correct?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (15:03):
And you left with a severance? Am I right?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
That's right? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Who must be going with?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on
some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
Now you you own your own travel agency.

Speaker 15 (15:17):
Now that's correct, okay.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Now you actually left with a severance when you when
you left the company at that right?

Speaker 16 (15:25):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay? And how long were you actually with FA?

Speaker 14 (15:29):
I was there for eight years.

Speaker 16 (15:30):
I'm sorry who I'm thinking to again?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
My name is Philip. I'm with security.

Speaker 14 (15:34):
And what can I do for you?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Philip?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business?

Speaker 12 (15:39):
Now?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Did you started before you left?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Philip?

Speaker 14 (15:44):
I started this business after I left there.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
You started it after you left there?

Speaker 14 (15:49):
That's correct?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Month okay.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
So the reason why I'm giving you a call, and
I've been you know, we've gone through some security tapes
and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims
of paper we're missing thousands of paper clips. We're missing
so many.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Office supplies, and it's been brought to the securities attention
that it's targeting that you are the person that has
taken all of this office.

Speaker 14 (16:13):
Let me get this right, soil you are calling my
place of business, Anthony, if I have used paper clips
and paper I have customers in my establishment right now.
I can't talk to you about this.

Speaker 12 (16:21):
Okay, ma'am Listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
your place to business, but I want to say that
we're at the point of actually picking you up behind
items that have been taken from the company. So I
wanted to call and see if we could get it
taken care of over the phone.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Now, So you gotta go, then I'm going to have
to actually come out to your business, and that's something
that I'm trying not to do.

Speaker 14 (16:41):
You know, hold on one second, you hold that clip.

Speaker 16 (16:44):
Who is this on my phone talking about from damn
paper clips. I have been going from there for six
months and you calling me now by some paper and
so what paper clips?

Speaker 12 (16:53):
Man?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
We're missing at least five thousand paper clips.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
I'm gonna tell you what you can do this.

Speaker 16 (16:59):
I have been of that company for six months. I
worked for y'all for eight years, and you all let
me go. I didn't take anything from you.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips
outside of Have you done that?

Speaker 16 (17:12):
Of course I use paper every day. I run a business.

Speaker 12 (17:14):
Okay, but you're using our paper for your own personal business.
You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
No.

Speaker 16 (17:24):
I will go and buy you some damn paper clips.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Okay, well we don't want paper clips. Man.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Now we've given you a severance play and from my understanding,
it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna
be filing charges and taking you to court over.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
These paper clips and paper I'm.

Speaker 16 (17:41):
Gonna tell you what you can do. The five thousand
paper clips on paper, clip them together and hang you
off for by your I instill the damn paper clips.
You're gonna call me six months late to talk about
some paper and paper clipst ma'am.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I don't want to go back fillip. I'm sorry, this
is some filliup. So are you wanting to return all
the merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise.

Speaker 16 (18:00):
I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I worked
for you for eight years.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Talking about for eight years. You stole paper, paper clips,
you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have
taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what.

Speaker 14 (18:17):
Video tape you got Phillip.

Speaker 16 (18:19):
I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
the year. You all gave me a seven package. How
can you called me six months?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Lady?

Speaker 16 (18:24):
You can take them paper clips and shove them up
your behind.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Excuse me?

Speaker 15 (18:28):
Are we done here?

Speaker 12 (18:29):
No, we're not done here.

Speaker 16 (18:30):
So take your video tape and your paper clips and
your scissors, and you know what to do with them.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
No, No, I don't, man. Now listen.

Speaker 12 (18:37):
What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Served right there at your travel agency. Where are you
locating es?

Speaker 12 (18:43):
We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those.

Speaker 16 (18:47):
Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper
and paper clips to you.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
So you are.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
You are guilty of using the paper aren't you?

Speaker 16 (18:58):
We all used paper fillip.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
On kill, which means guess what it's against the law,
which means you have something.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.
And we all.

Speaker 16 (19:10):
You got pins in your car. I feel that a corporation,
I bet you do.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I work for the company.

Speaker 16 (19:16):
I'm trying to run a business. So you steeling too.
Give me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone
talking about some pens and paper cliffs. You lost your line.
Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
You ain't got to what you do thinking so many
pins and so many paper cliffs, thousands.

Speaker 14 (19:31):
Of runs a business.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Don't call my phone with this.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
I'm gonna stay decision now. I'm gonna go ahead and
order come over. I'm ordering the police to come and
pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the
problem taking care.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Of out the phone.

Speaker 16 (19:45):
Bring the police and you come with them. Come get it.
I got something for your when you get here, bring them.
You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs. I've
been going from there for six months.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
C maam, you have stolen paper clips from the company
and we want our paper.

Speaker 16 (20:00):
Bring yo over here. You wanna get more some damn
paper cliffs, and I'm gonna call my man if he
can kick.

Speaker 14 (20:05):
Yo over here if you want to, you want to address,
you want to address?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Ll up.

Speaker 16 (20:09):
Come on, I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business.
I gotta walk away from my customers to deal with
some buy some pens and paper.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
And paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper
you're fat and you also you better be ready because
you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over
here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says
you're stolen a bunch.

Speaker 15 (20:32):
Of his stuff.

Speaker 16 (20:33):
Listen, I don't know no Timmy.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
You don't know nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You don't know him?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
What's your name?

Speaker 12 (20:43):
I say? Do you know nephew till Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?

Speaker 17 (20:50):
You?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 12 (20:54):
Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank pak are you oo?

Speaker 15 (20:58):
I'm gonna kick it. I'm gone going to get her
right now.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
I'm gonna kick Calm down.

Speaker 16 (21:06):
You made me step in the back room on you.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Hey, let me ask you some baby, what is the
badest I mean, the badest radio show in the land.

Speaker 14 (21:14):
Eby Morning Show I.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 18 (21:26):
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Speaker 11 (21:59):
It is for Steve's favorite segment, asked the CLO Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey, ready for your love questions, and
this one is from Corey in Orlando. Corey writes him
thirty three and my older brother is thirty seven. He's
coming to town for the holidays and he wants to
bring a female that's not his girlfriend. I told my

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parents that they shouldn't allow him to do it, but
my dad said it's fine. His girlfriend stuck by his
side while he was in law school and helped him
out financially. Now that he's passed the bar, he's parading
around this little white attorney he works with. Should I
confront him or avoid family time with him.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Wow, well bruh oh that's you know. Look man, your
brother gets to make the decisions for his life what
he want to make. He's bringing somebody else at dinner
and it ain't his girlfriend, now, I mean, I mean, okay, Sureley,

(23:03):
did they say this was for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
For the holidays?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Huh? So now let me ask you a question.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
How do you leave your girlfriend at home for the
holidays and bring another girl? Have you ever thought, younger brother,
that the girlfriend ain't in the picture?

Speaker 7 (23:19):
No more?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Could that be?

Speaker 8 (23:22):
Because when you do, you ain't coming around for the holidays,
and you bringing one over for the holidays, that's a change.
You got another problem cause the girl white. That's because
you wrote that in the letter. Yeah, that's what's really wrong.
And the sister helped him out. But that don't mean
you got you get that. That doesn't mean that don't

(23:43):
mean you're gonna make the whole cut, you know now,
I know it be out that Well, that's the one,
that's that what you want? That ain't the one you like?
Now the problem is he bringing his white girl over.
You got a problem. You to know your parents not
to let him do that. He thirty seven. Your daddy
has said, let him do what he want to do,
and brouh, it's your brother's business.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I would avoid. Yeah, there you go. Probably the White House.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
He heard the song and he's having it and obviously
been dreaming about it, just like the song. So now welcome.
You know you saw the movie Guess who's coming to dinner?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, he wants to confront his brother or a boy family.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
Ain't no confront your brother about what? That's your brother,
business man? You bring who you want over for holidays?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Quit tripping? He your brother, all right?

Speaker 11 (24:44):
Moving on Derees and little Rock says, I listened to
you guys online and you have said that men and
women cannot be best friends unless sex is involved.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I want clarification because I've had him.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
What I said, go ahead.

Speaker 11 (24:59):
I've had that male best friend for almost ten years,
and now that he is divorced, he wants to stay
overnight at my house on the weekends. I am not
attracted to him at all. Do you think he's trying
to sleep with me?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
What you think?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
What? Ever?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
What's your money?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Asked to spend a night at your house? For his hotels?
He can stay in his house. Now, what I did
not say is you can't be best friends without sex involved.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
I said it's hard for a man to be best
friends with the woman he's attracted to. Thus, this man
is attracted to you, and now that he got a divorced,
he don't want to be your friend no more.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
He want to sleep with you.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
He want to slumber party. Yeah, not damn at all. Okay,
then now we have a problem. But I told you
how men are. I didn't tell you how women are.
I said, if a man is attracted to you, he
will lay and wait till there's a crack in the door.
He got a divorce, he thinks that's the crack in

(26:09):
the door. Now all of a sudden, y'all, friendship, he
won't sleep with you now here. That's what I said,
and what I stand by what I say, And all
these men out here, no, man, I have very attractive
women that I'm not.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh yeah, but you would if you could. Dog. So
now listen in that conversation.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Next question, Shirley, all right, Monete, I said that old ass.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
Monette in Greenville says, my mother and I have dated
the same man in the past, and now he's married
to a lady we go to church with. I don't
talk to my mother anymore, and I don't fool with
this woman. I want to know why he felt the
needs cheat on me with my mom and then this
older lady at the church. I could see if it
was a sugar mama situation, but it wasn't. Why did

(26:55):
he feel like she should be a better wife than me?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
It's eating at me? So do I get closure?

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Wow, you're not gonna get no closure from him. You
need closure with yourself, you and your mama. Dating a
man with hoosh tendencies, a man with holish tendencies has
dated you, your mama and now another woman at the church.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
What what is it? You need closure home? Y'all?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Was all attracted to a wish man, not a man
that took his act somewhere else. He don't want you,
and why would you want him? He then slept with
your mama and the other woman.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
At the church. And I can promise you it's some more.
He's married at church.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
It's okay, it's some more. You pull off a stunt
like this, it's because.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You're good at it. It's some more. Why am I
not good enough?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
You?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You dodged a bullet?

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Yeah, be grateful, man, lady, Come on, give yourself breaks.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
He's married anybody?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
What church? Y'all go to? Man? Great?

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Anybody been to the passes office about this? What's happened?
He ain't nobody pulled into the office about this one?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Right here?

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Y'allly had no church counseling? Is just pop it off? Passages?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Man him?

Speaker 8 (28:19):
How many times he'dn't married him?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Alright, let's go on, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Jeanette in Michigan.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
Says, I'm fifty seven years young and I have a
weight loss surgery and I got a nose job. I
was dating a man that didn't mind my weight and
said he loved my big old nose. Now that I've
healed a bit, I tried to rekindle the flame with him,
but he said he's only attracted to big girls. I've
done online dating and I had a blind date. But
nobody turns me on like my ex. If it's real love,

(28:49):
why does size matter? Is he making up excuses because
he's moved on?

Speaker 15 (28:54):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (28:56):
He making up excuses because he liked what he liked.
He like them thick. You done lost weight. He like thick,
big nose women wide. No, now you the wild weight
and got your damn nose cut down. Now he theem
went from Dayton Nail Carter to Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
He don't want that. And she put that nose back
on the old Okay.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
You know how they put the makeup on your nose
to make it look thinner. Uh huh, yeah, he was
probably wide in that brushstroke out a little bit and
try to make your nose look wider.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
We just forget about it to move on. But as
long as you feel good about yourself, mister.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
Steve Martin Marty show man.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
But I got his old wratchet behind.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
I won't let me spend none of my money, he said.
My goal is to have my money outlive me. What
would I die.

Speaker 15 (29:59):
The money died.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Live, Poe and die rich.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
I'm looking for a casket with a pocket in it
right now.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
I don't left these raffles account.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Because they get to spend all day.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Well, all of us here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
we can hardly wait till till Christmas. Most of us write, uh,
except for you know who bitter man slash the Grinch.
We call him the Grinch around Christmas. Anthony Brown, Steve
is here your friend.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
This is his segment. He's calling it Evil Things to
Do for Christmas.

Speaker 19 (30:38):
Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the
evilish one on this show because I'm.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Not the evil.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But you only want Yeah, you are Jay, not the evilist.
We didn't have evil to.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, you brought evil in.

Speaker 19 (31:00):
Evil Things will Do over the Holidays by your Julie
jams and around number one, get yourself a lawn chair
and go to one of those stores electronic stores and
just sit outside and watch people try to put a
big ass TV and a little lass part.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
That's so much fun. Bring a lunch, just bring won't
make it.

Speaker 19 (31:21):
Yeah, the best part of the when of the guy
who works at his sun gotta go back inside you.
That's the best fun. That is the best even last
thing to do for the holidays. Load up four or
five baskets, load the man you're gonna shop and you'll
walk out and leave them because you know somebody got
to put that stuff back down.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Leave it at the store.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You're not buying any of it.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Ohoa, this is a real good win. Come out of
the store.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Go to your car.

Speaker 19 (31:54):
Okay, back out, pull back in, back out, pull again,
and then then get out.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Go in and then come back out, back out, pull
back in.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Get your friend.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Some people think they got a parking space.

Speaker 19 (32:13):
Oh my god, just to look not leaving out there.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
There's another one.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
This is so much fun.

Speaker 19 (32:26):
Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it
up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go
to the mall, set it on the hood of your
part and just watch people steal it.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
It is so much fun.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
I like that.

Speaker 19 (32:42):
I love that one to see them drive around like, oh,
there's a box on the car, get it, get it,
Get on the elevator.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Wait, did you see somebody with a whole lot of packages?
Hurry up, come on, I got it. I'm holding the elevator.
I got it. And when they get there, you let
that dog close right in there? Right, got to yell out.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Right I do I do? I do that a lot
ja elevation.

Speaker 20 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't ride with nobody. I try to act like
I'm trying to pay. Sorry shot, Sorry.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Here's another one.

Speaker 19 (33:35):
Get in line with Santa Claus, sit on Santa lamp
and hold up the line. Just pull out along ass list,
just till the kids get irritated. When they stop crying,
it's just and then I'm way hard. I didn't want
to get a new house. Just as long as you
can talk the Santa, the better.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Oh another one.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
This is get you stuff. This is a good one.

Speaker 19 (33:59):
This is goingead get you a stuffed Santa Claus tied
to the hood of your car, and then drive around
like you hit Santa Claus evil one of them inflatable
Santa Claus hold and tied to the hood and drive
by school.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Kids?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
This is a real good this kind of tricky.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
What is what are we doing here?

Speaker 19 (34:26):
Little things to do over the holidays? Candy rounds. Find
your ex girlfriend right on the back of her car.
Merry Christmas, Ho ho ho, here's the kitchen. Here's the catch.
Two of the whole hoes have been written by paint
that will wash off when it rains. So in the

(34:47):
back of the car just said Merry Christmas. Ho Come
up and last, but not leave. You know these people
associated you gotta go to a Quanta party.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Uh huh dressed like Santa Claus.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
Oh they gonna lose?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Are they gonna take mine.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
God, ain't I got a cousin man who celebrate Kwans
do not play.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
They do not play seriously, Man, I gotta I got
a family member do that too, Man, I just what
you know, I'll be trying to be respectful of him,
I said to Dog, I can't. Hey, man, why don't
you get back to your Africans? I said, bro, I'm
in touch with my room. But I do like Christmas. Yeah,
you don't even understand what Christmas is. I might know,

(35:55):
but I sure don't understand what Kuans are. So let's
me and you, I said, But just understand, dog, my
whole life I grew up with Christians, just like it.
I ain't Finnah stop.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, you should stop. Every black person should stop. No, Dog,
that's a hard say.

Speaker 10 (36:13):
Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the same age as me.
Christmas way older than me. Yeah, me and Kwans have
both got his.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
How long is.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Kwans is it?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's a certain amount of days?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Seven days?

Speaker 8 (36:31):
Yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,
but they be on such an angle for you not
joining in.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
Well, for those of you who celebrate kwansa happy Kwanta
and for those of you.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
And for everybody to celebrate Happy honk just happy holiday. Yeah,
everybody out there, do you and.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
I do want to see Santa Claus go to this
for this kwansa party.

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Speaker 11 (37:32):
Time now for a round of would you rather? Would
you rather? Guys think about this? Would you rather bring
in the new year naked in bed or dressed to
kill at a party?

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Just to kill at a party here, because we're gonna
get to that naked after that party.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
It's all no that don't never have.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
The way you think it's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Everybody tied.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Right.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
I don't want to be dressed to kill when the
bell got off. Then my last few New Year's Eve
been on time.

Speaker 17 (38:08):
Square lord, oh yeah, and you were.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
God, it's so anti comatic. Man, when that.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Ball drops, the show should be open. The show is
thirty minutes after the ball drop. Man, you can see
the sidewalk. Ain't nobody down there?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yes, a few people. Hey, Steve, Steve can have himself. Steve,
Steve can't take pictures. And then man, I'm so, I'm
so done with it. Yeah, you've been.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Preparing for it all day, rehearsals and all that.

Speaker 17 (38:40):
Right, you want to call it, it's work work.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
The rehearsal is all day.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
You rehearse all day, and then you take off one hour,
and then you come back and start taking jump because
you start taking show at eight, Well.

Speaker 11 (39:02):
You do it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's full day, all right.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
So naked one, naked one dressed to kill at a
party and you're you're naked to junior naked?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, newly went, Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Okay, y'all is y'all naked with your shirt on? Or
just full of nicked?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Do you understand what naked means? You know, we don't
what we don't want to do is go with basic English.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Rather basic?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Now is your shirt on any socks?

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Or one leg in your what's the next?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Are we on your nerves right now?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
All right?

Speaker 11 (39:47):
Would you rather go ice skating with family? Or would
you rather go ice fishing with your friends? Ice skating
or your family?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You want to go fishing with your friends?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Fishing?

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, I don't think ice skating with mo.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I'm going at your house.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It's hard to watch, Steve. Help me get around here?
Help you.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Last one warmed?

Speaker 11 (40:16):
Would you rather warmed baked banana pudding or cold baked
cold banana pudding?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Which one you're like? How do you like your banana pudding?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I'm cold?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Cold?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Cold?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh no, nobody want hot ass? That up? It's good?
Hell don't want hot ass banana? Good? Said he? I
want a hot ass banana. I like it. I like it?
Like what I like?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yo? Yo?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
What's up to Shah? Homie ice cube?

Speaker 19 (40:47):
Wishing everybody a happy holidays from my family to yours
and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
What up Steve?

Speaker 11 (40:57):
It is time once again to check Steve's voicemail. These
calls we're going to continue him eight seven seven twenty
nine Steve, and Steve, we have a lot of messages
about yesterday's Strawberry letter. Remember it was called too Good
to be True. It was about a woman who was
dating a man for about a month and he took
her to his high school reunion. At the reunion, he
ate some bad tuna. She warned him about this tuna,

(41:20):
telling him it didn't smell right, but he didn't listen
ate it anyway. He got sick and while at home
he asked her to stay with him. She said no
and suggested that he go to the er, and she left.
The next day she called a check on him. He
told her basically he didn't want to see her again.
This is from Sophia in New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Good morning, Steve.

Speaker 13 (41:42):
This is Sophia from New Orleans. I'm writing to work
and I'm listioning to the Steed Harvey Morning Show. I
just heard part one of the Strawberry letter, too Good
to be True, and I'm with you one hundred percent, Steve,
because young lady does not know how to take care

(42:03):
of a man. She should have stayed with him, she
should have taken.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Him to the hospital.

Speaker 13 (42:10):
She blew it, and she doesn't deserve the good man
that she claimed to have had the opportunity to share
one month with.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
She killed it.

Speaker 13 (42:23):
You guys, keep doing what you're doing and have a
blessed day.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
You know, I agree with you say, because you know what, man,
it don't hurt to care about a person. He was
sick as hell. He wasn't trying to sleep with the girl.
He said, just would you stay with me? She said no,
if you that's it, go to the er. Okay, cool,
here this man trying to find somebody to ride with.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You know, it's just a simple test. You could have said.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
She could have said, hey, listen, I will stay with you,
but I'm gonna stay here on the sofa and if
I hear you need anything, I'm here for you.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Now.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
That would have made a dude feel one hundred percent better.
But oh no, uh, that's said go to the er.
I'm bouncing deuces. Okay, cool, Okay, clearly you ain't what
he needs.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
He just worked. Okay, that's just a sickness, and let's
get I tell.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
This praise the helper out and read out of money.
Br br If you ain't there, If you you you
That's why I tell people about relationships.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Let your relationship got to be tested.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
Go ahead, we have another one from Houston. Her name
is Marie. Let's see what she says.

Speaker 20 (43:31):
Hey, Steve and the crew, this is Marie from Houston, Texas.
I'm calling about the strawberry letter the guys did Tuesday.
He turned out he was too good to be true.
Shirley's like, you know, well you too, let it go.
And then Steve just went in on this woman because
she wouldn't stay with the man. Baby who wasn't you know,

(43:53):
thoughtful enough, wasn't smart enough to list of it. She
told him the tuna fish was bad. He didn't listen.
He scarfd down and held a bunch of them anyway,
which is why he wound up being in the bathroom
for a long damn time.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
And then he's.

Speaker 20 (44:07):
Mad because she wouldn't stay overnight with him and baby him,
and Steve's all on the on the woman, ting about
that's why you that's probably why you ain't got nobody now. Well,
first of all, she had him, and secondly he was
singled who thirty eight years old, no kids, never married,
so that's a that's a bad thing for her to

(44:27):
like still be single at that point, but not for
him as some double standard. Steve, he didn't have no
damn body either before he started dating her the month before.
And I kind of I tried with the woman. She
didn't feel like staying there and been days that damn
long you're talking about, get some super so she didn't
feel like it. And if he's out because of that,
oh well, he sounds like a big old man.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Baby.

Speaker 20 (44:49):
If he just listened to her about the dad tuna
fish tip began with his ass, wouldn't have gotten food poisoning. Noting, Steve,
you look too hard on her. Damn him, you know,
is his ass thirty eight, never been married and stuff,
and it sounds like too big of a prize the
damn self.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Bye, guys, and baby, I one hundred percent. I one
hundred percent agree with you too.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's right. Give baby, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
You said what you said. That's fine. That's how you
want to view it. That's how you can view it.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
But now, ain't nobody got nobody now, damn And you know,
dudes don't listen. Good Yeah he should have listened, but
he didn't, now you know. But then you know she's
sitting up here, she's gonna walk away from good ass man,
over that right there, y'all keep.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Doing it like this, you ain't gonna have nobody.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
All right, coming right, it's off the blocks for Dayton.

Speaker 11 (45:45):
Well, you're not in today's prank phone call. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
is ex wife got a real Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Hell, we'll talk about that and a few uh.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
Well, get into that just a few because right now
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
What you got for us today, nephew?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
A wedding and a funeral? That's too much.

Speaker 21 (46:23):
A wedding and a fun trying trying me today with him,
They trying try a.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Wedding.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
But I like the way he gave me, had the
call he got because he didn't have win all in
the back of his throat wind.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Playing man, let's go care. I'm not gonna say it again.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I'm trying Ryan, Ryan, how you doing. Hey, I'm good.
I'm thinking this is Josh Josh over at thee I'm
one of the officials at the church where you guys
are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how you doing, man?
I want to thank y'all for that too, man. We
we'll appreciate it sure here.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
Well, we definitely hope to make you a member here
sooner or later since you guys are getting married.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
soon as I tweak at a mood at around a
little bit, I'll be there.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
definitely been on the outside.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
They had your name Ryan down here with your phone
number as well as you as soon to be wife Sonya.
They had her name here, but we didn't want to
call her with if we wanted to just reach out
and talk to you and see if it just make
you aware of what was going on. Okay, what's going on? Man,
there's been a mix up on on scheduling. I don't
know if you know su the older make she passed

(47:57):
away a week ago, and you're not you're not a
member of the church, so you wouldn't know it. But
she's one of the one of the oldest members here
at the church. It's the older may passed away. And
what's going on? Is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
o'clock here at the church. Okay, uh began, Brother Josh, Josh, Okay,

(48:23):
look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we already got
this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand down. They
have mere two hundred invitations. Man, I mean, blessed us
so old man, and and I understand that, but but
but I mean, you know, she's there's no way we
could have moved it around.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
Now the figures problem.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
The funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in
the morning. So what I want what I wanted to
make you aware of. And I don't want you to
tell you why this, but the actual casket will be
in the Saint Arear, but we will have it come rollo.
Hold on, man, are you serious? I look at him. Hey,
y'alln't need to move this around. I don't know what
y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in the

(49:01):
back or something.

Speaker 12 (49:02):
Like that, Ryan. The only place we can actually put
the cask in it if we didn't put it there,
is in the actual room that you'll as soon to
be wife would be changing in. That's the only place.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
My wife, say, could have changed no room with no
dead body, you kidding? And you know what, I understood that.
That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,
I said that, just put the casket the way it
goes for the and we're gonna cover it up and
see basically you actually get in. Wow, I can't even
believe you call it. What did the man look at
the excuse my french man? Yeah, I know I need

(49:36):
to get back into church, I really do. But right now, Doug,
this ain't going down like this man. Now, we didn't
already pay the money. First of all. First of all,
you know, I don't even feel like she may to pay,
you know, to to hold no wed and over and
hunt her to where she pay tithes at. That's that's
the first thing. You know. I ain't like that from
the jumping, but I wouldn't head when winning because she

(49:56):
want her pastor to marry us. And now you got
the nerve to tell me it's how we arrange something
that funeral will happen the same day as my wedding,
and my wife got to get dressed in the room
with a dead body.

Speaker 12 (50:07):
Well, we're not gonna put it in that bro. Like
I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
But I just wanted you to they don't wear it.
It's probably gonna be more people than you think because
some of the people that's gonna be at their wedding

(50:32):
it's really for the funeral. A hold on, man, are
you serious right that? I mean, look here, doctor, I
then paid for the wedding that happened at this church. Man, okay,
And no disrespect to the lady that is past, God
bless her family. I ain't planning to not putting no
dead body, having no funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.

(50:53):
I'm gonna come down there church, too, sir. She's a
member of the church too. I don't give it. I
don't be no member of the church.

Speaker 19 (50:59):
Man.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
I ben paid for this win and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.
What's right? Right?

Speaker 12 (51:11):
I mean no difference.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
But the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
I mean, what what is the town? The problem is? YO?
Calls me with this man the day before my wedding.
We didn't schedule there six months ago. I gotta spend
twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed.

Speaker 15 (51:26):
Okay, and I do gonna tell me that we got
to show.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I will wed with a tremble. But the hell is
wrong with you? Man?

Speaker 15 (51:31):
You man something?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
I paid for the what you mean wrong? I'm having
a wedding, okay. I tell you what. Let the body
up in the marning. I rolled in the right up
the street planning. Y'all just stay out there in the
front and and and throw for hours like throwing rice.
But we're gonna have a wedding. It's out the same
Jerry Tomorrow I promise you that I can't. I cannot
assure you that it won't be I have no other

(51:54):
place to put the body. Okay, well, I'll bet you'll
find somewhere to put it. If I get that a mark,
it's a body. Now, there's gonna be a couple of
boudies in there. And ain't you got two choices? To
move the funeral or to rembursity back. It's thirty thousand
dollars out of our respend. Those are the two choices
I want to hear about it. Meet me at the
front door to night with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check,
or we say to have this wedding up in there

(52:15):
tomorrow morning. You heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't
playing at all, no joke. What's wrong with child? Man?

Speaker 12 (52:21):
You can do something else, man, I understand that I
don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
More from you. Man, all I'm saying is it's gonna
be a wedding at this church tomorrow without saying dead body.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (52:32):
To push it to the band, man, there's one more
bit of an issue that I need to tell you.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Also, what can be worse than a dead body. What
issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?
The issue is there that is worse than the dead
body is? This is next few time and from the
Steve Harby Morning. Sure your best man, Jeff got me
the prank phone. Call you.

Speaker 15 (52:55):
What you know what made the bench man about to
get the best what he can possibly get? Man playing
then got leave to get the best beat down possible.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Man, I'll telling you, hey, one more question.

Speaker 12 (53:19):
What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Right, Steve Hall, good morning show.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Baby, there is where the funeral? Come on? Wait, where's
my fan fauld? Where about it? Hold up? Hold up, y'all,
I don't I don't understand. I thought the thing was
praising a raise.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
That's that's coming up on the strawberry left. You're supposed
to be questionhiping my prank right now?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Okay, that's all right? Come on, come on, I need
some claps.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
I need some hugs. K Come on, that's a home wrong.
We're gonna where it does. He can go have his
wedding right here. White's body here. I took a cleanse.
I just it's over sharing.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, no good, no tell us about it y'all. All right,
there you have it.

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Hi, nephew, will thank you. Coming up next it is
the Strawberry Letter for today. The subject is his ex
wife got.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
A real Christmas tree. We'll get into that right after this.

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(56:05):
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Speaker 10 (56:11):
All right, everybody, buck love and hold on tight. It's
time for a strawberry little My friend Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Thank you, my friend Junior. It's subject.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
What happened his ex wife got a real Christmas Tree
is the subject of this letter for today. Dear Stephen, Shirley,
I'm on my second marriage and there's an issue in
my marriage. My husband was married for eighteen years and
he's got two daughters and joint custody of them. I
have a daughter that lives with us. We've blended the
family nicely, and his daughters are sweet to my daughter,

(56:44):
but they like to remind her that their father is
not her father. My husband is not good at setting
boundaries for his ex wife.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
When we started dating, he let me know.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
That he and his ex are friends and whatever he
does for her is for his daughter. I can accept that,
but when it gets to be too much, I stepped
in to help him set boundaries. The other day, he
told me that since his ex wife and the girls
moved into a new house, he wanted to buy his daughter's.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
A nice Christmas tree.

Speaker 11 (57:15):
I was against it, but then I realized his daughter's feelings.
Then I considered his daughter's feelings and I agree to it.
We got a little seven foot artificial tree out of
the storage room, and I went and bought new ornaments. Saturday,
he told me he was picking up his daughters to
get a tree, and he took my daughter with them.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I wasn't invited.

Speaker 11 (57:37):
Two hours after they left, my daughter posted a video
in her Instagram story and they were shopping for a
real tree. They picked a giant, beautiful, real, fluffy tree.
I had assumed they would go to Walmart and buy
an artificial tree. My daughter said they took the tree
to his ex wife's house and he set it up
for them.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
He set it up for them and they decorated it together.

Speaker 11 (58:00):
I was crushed because I decorated our fake tree alone
while they were gone. My husband always justifies things by
saying that his daughter shouldn't suffer because he left their mother.
Does he do it out of guilt? Will his ex
wife be forever a part of our family?

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, in a sense.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
She may not be a part of your family, Okay,
but she is the mother of your husband's daughters, and
those are your stepdaughters. So the ex will always be
in your life somehow, Okay, as long as you know
she's got the daughters and everything.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
You know.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
My issue is with you, though, really, I mean this
is kind of petty. You're worried about a Christmas tree here.
I think you're saying it's about that, but what it
really is is that you don't want your man over there,
and you don't want him over there doing stuff for them,
like putting up the tree as a family. I think
you're jealous when where this is concerned. But I'm telling

(58:57):
you don't be insecure. Because he still wants to spend
time with his daughters. That means he's a good dad. Okay,
he's right. He left their mom, not his kids, so
he wants to continue to show up in their life
for them as their father. He and the ex don't
have anything going on. I mean, if you guys can
afford it, why don't you, You know, if there's something

(59:19):
wrong with your tree, why don't you and your husband
and the girls go out and get a tree.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
You didn't have to stay.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
There and decorate the tree by yourself. You could have
waited until they came home and you guys could have
done it together. You know, he just went with the
girls to get a new tree. You need to talk
to him if you have a problem with how he's
moving right now. But he sounds like a father who's
just trying to do the right thing to me. As
crazy as that all seems, it sounds. Yeah, I don't

(59:46):
have a problem with this.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Steve, Well, it's a twofold situation.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
In my eyes, he's being a good dad and he's
being punished for that.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
But he's doing it, and he's making a couple the
mistakes the way he's doing it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
You know, first of all, when y'all this is both
of y'all second marriage, he set this whole thing up
by telling you that, you know, look, but I'm gonna
do stuff with a daughter, and I'm gonna do stuff
for my daughter, and I'm gonna do stuff for her,

(01:00:23):
but the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Reason I'm doing it for her is for my daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
He set all of this up with you in the
beginning because he's active in their life, as he should be.
Now you all say, you all have blended the family
together nicely, but the daughters are sweet to your daughter,
but they always remind her that ain't your daddy. They
do that kid's gonna be kids. They're gonna jockey for position.
Your husband is not good with setting boundaries for his

(01:00:48):
ex wife, and his ex wife is flexing because she
has two kids with him and she's taking advantage of it. Now,
let's get to the whole thing about what this letter
is about. His axe got a real Christmas tree. First
of all, when he picked up the daughter, when he

(01:01:09):
picked up his two daughters, and he took your daughter.
He took your daughter, which is his daughter, which is
to his biological daughters, because he wanted to get them
a tree because they had moved into a new house. Well,
now here the problem you made though when you took

(01:01:33):
your daughter from your new wife with you, and she
posted it on a story. So I'm assuming that these
might these might be teenage kids if they can post
on stories and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Wait a minute, what did you say?

Speaker 11 (01:01:50):
Wait, say that one more time, Steve, about the daughters.
What I just wanted you to say that one more time?
What you said about the daughters. He has two daughters
with his ex. He has two daughters with his ex,
and then the wife had a daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
The new wife has a second wife has a daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
Okay, but see that's his daughter. He has three daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Now, yeah, right, right, separate them. If you separate them,
they will help you separate. Yes, yeah, maybe that's what
the deal is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
When I come back, I'm gonna tell you the mistake
he's making with this. He's a great dad, but he's
making a mistakes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
is his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. We'll
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recap today's strawberry letter. The subject his ex wife got
a real Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Okay, So on the break, I read this letter again.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
This married This man was married to this woman for
eighteen years and they got two daughters. His ex wife
were married eighteen years and they got two daughters. So
I'm going to assume that these two daughters are teenagers. Yeah,
because they got Instagram and they post his stories. You
she the woman he's married to now, who's writing this letter.
She has a daughter from her previous marriage. I don't

(01:03:44):
know how she is, but they treat her nicely. But
they do remind her that he's not your real daddy.
That's our real daddy. But they treat her nicely, and
you all have blend and they're sweet to the girl. Okay, cool,
So we got that out the way.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
The man set this up by telling you, listen, I'm
gonna do some things for my wife, my ex wife,
because we're friends.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
But everything I do for is because of the daughters.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
You.

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Okay with that, Now let's get to what the problem is.
It's a Christmas tree. He the ex wife and the
two daughters that moved into a new house. He wants
to get them a nice tree for their house for Christmas. Okay,
So he takes your daughter, which is his daughter from

(01:04:32):
this marriage, Christmas tree shopping with his daughters from his
previous man, and he goes and buys them a real.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Christmas tree, big old fluffy tree.

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
You that went to the storage room and went out
there and got that little ragged ass Sears tree seven.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Feet tall in the box. Man, that's in the box
that you been putting up for years. And so now.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
You bought some ornaments for the treat, some new ornaments.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
They went tree shopping.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
You look on Instagram, your daughter the posted they bought
a tree. They take the tree to his ex wife's
house where his daughters live. They set the tree up
and they all decorated. Now you said earlier they went
Christmas tree shopping and you weren't invited. Okay, it was

(01:05:30):
just him and the girls. So that's cool because the
tree is for the girls. But it's at the ex
wife's house. I mean, that's what it is, so in
the waiters would be cool. Here's the mistake he's making.
You got to not make them kids feel and see

(01:05:53):
a difference. You've got to go above and beyond in
treating them the same and eat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
This is not your stepdaughter, this is your daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
If the daughters get a real tree, everybody get a
real tree.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Yes see, he should have bought two real trees.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
What he should have did because you can't make the
quote unquote step daughter feel step See. The reason we
never use the word step in our family was because
when you say step child, it's usually like a step down,
and it's like a step down from the level that

(01:06:34):
the regular children on that's why we never use that term.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
So now, but you can't let them see or feel
the difference.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Now, if his daughter's got a big fluffy Christmas tree,
he should have got a big Christmas tree at his
house too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
That's the mistake he made.

Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
Yes, that would that that would have cleared this whole
thing up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
And bruh, that's all you got to do.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Everybody got to get equal and light treatment, period. And
you can't have your new wife feeling some kind of
way because you're doing all this extra stuff for your
ex wife, because that's how she looking at that too. Oh,
she got a treat. And y'all all decorate the tree together.
I didn't know you was gonna go over there and
put it up and decorate it together. I wanted to

(01:07:18):
surprise y'all when you came home. Y'all come home late.
I'd have decorated the tree by myself. And y'all asked,
was over there having family time?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
You see why she said? You see now she gonna
be upset about that dog. And this is your mom,
because you gotta do everything equal. If you're over there
having hot chocolate, you got to come home have hot chold.
You'd then bought the Voka pound cake from naming Marcus
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
You got to come in your house with the Voka
pound cake.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Okay, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
See that's what you gotta do now, brother, that's the mistake.
You make it, and you've got to sit your husband
down and say, hey, listen, we can't feel like with
second class citizens when it comes to special events, while
your ex and your biological children get all the perks.

(01:08:13):
So I think that's unfair. So you can do whatever
you want to do for them. I'm not stopping you,
but you needed to start doing the same thing over here.
See that real big fluffy tree that was beautiful, but
that would look good in this house too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, they should get one, you see.

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
Because they had a new house. He feels like they
should get a new treat well. Well, well, and you
got to get to everybody else a new tree.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Though.

Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
Something a thought came to my head because a lot
of mothers have mom guilt?

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Do dads have dad guilt as well? Is that what
he's dealing with dad guilt as well?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah? He said in the letter they can't pay because
I left.

Speaker 11 (01:08:51):
Their mother, right right, I left their mother, not them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
But then also now, so you got to be careful
of the Disney Dad syndrome too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yeah, exactly, see what you do.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
See the kids, you can't be Disney Dad. And then
all of a sudden when you go home to your family, ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
No Disney right, it's just the old tree.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Oh man.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
Uh, you got Disney Dad mold all the way around board.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah all right.

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All Right, it is time to check Steve's voicemail. Call
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the air, Steve, you recently said that if you have
a problem with your mother, you need to try and
fix it. Okay, I think that was yesterday or day
before on the air. Well, this caller has a question
about what to do with a complicated mother daughter relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Take a listen.

Speaker 22 (01:10:36):
Good morning. So this is a comment on what you
said about being upset with your mom or your dad
this morning, and you got to have a real problem.
But what if your parents are the problems? My mom
is a narcissistsartraistic and she uses any and everything against me,
give him my son, to make it seem like she's

(01:10:57):
done it thing wrong, like I'm the bad guy because
of the life that I chose to live, like she's
applied with it. Everyone around is always put before me,
and I'm always doing something wrong. So how am I
to heal that? How am I not to have a
feeling against my mom? If she does those types of things,
it says really really thinks to me don't just want
to sit there and take it. I don't understand that

(01:11:18):
I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Here's a deal, sister. First of all, I don't know
the particulars.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
I don't know the route that you chose to go
that makes you be pointed out as the bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I don't know the particulars.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
I know that little baby, as boys you got, I
know you really need to go back there and fix
it with your mom and daddy. Doesn't sound like you're nine,
and don't sound like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
On your own.

Speaker 8 (01:11:40):
But that aside from itself, let's get serious about this
for a moment.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
Listen to me, people, I've heard Bishop Jake say this
a million times. Forgiveness is not for the other person.
Forgiveness is actually for you. Because you said in your statement,
I can't do that. How am I supposed to forget?
I can't do that? Well, you not forgiving a person.
It's like you drinking the poison, waiting on them to die.

(01:12:10):
So now you gotta have a reaction to your mother. Look,
everybody don't get great parents, you know, ma'am. Watch I
watched my father make a few mistakes in his life,
but I still loved and honored him. He was my father,
and it kept us in a relationship that was a
beautiful relationship with this mad because, as Shirley just said,

(01:12:33):
these people are humans. You know, you don't get to
you don't get to stop being human. You don't get
to not make mistakes. So it's really up to you. Now,
if you feel that horrible about it, you're gonna just
another thing. My daddy said to me, He said, son,
two things can happen in life. You can get over
it or you can die mad. Now you can pick

(01:12:55):
one of it what you want. And he said, son, just
go and get over it. And I know you say,
well I can't. Well, if you say you can't, then
you can't. Steve Harvey and nobody else can help you.
You can go to a therapist. If you saying you can't,
forgive her and let it go. There's nothing nobody can
do for you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Yeah, she's not even trying, she's not gonna try.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
I would just look write it off. Mom, She making
a mistake, that's her.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
That's it. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
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Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
Kelvin says, I live in a small town and I
was messing around with a married woman. I started messing
with her when her man was locked up for firing
a gun within city limits and attempted murder. He served
eight years and he's out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
I'm scared for my life because I mistakenly left my
apron to my uniform in this woman's car and her
husband saw it. I'm scared to show up at work,
but I can't keep telling them that I have COVID.
I've been laying low and I thought about relo locating
to Atlanta.

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What should I do? I can't fight at all.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
You need to be rolling to Atlanta now. Well, I
don't even know why you're taking time to write us.
That don't make no damn say. You should have rote
us from Atlanta. That's what you should have done. Why
is he in jail? Why was he in jail again?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
He fired a.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Gun, firing a gun within city limits and a tent murder.

Speaker 9 (01:14:23):
That part, when you knew that part, what made you
think mess around with this woman was okay? And you
know you can't fight, and you forgetful. You done left
half your stuff in the woman car. See right there.
This man actually finn to go back to jail if
he found your behind. You need to get on down
to Atlanta and mix it up and get get where
he can't find you. But you need to get your

(01:14:44):
butt out of this little small town that you say
you live in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
That's another thing. Stupid. Somebody mess around in small towns.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
That's stupid, and I don't do that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Kelvin is in his real name. There's not a lot
of Calvin's, but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
He probably that's stupid too, his name.

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I'll take exact what I think. No, No, don't come
to Atlanta. We got enough shooting down here. We don't
need you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:11):
Don't bring your ass to Atlanta. We fine, We got
enough attempted murders down here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
We don't need no more motive. No were good.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
Stay ask in Montgomery, work it out. Photos need folk.
Gonna get that apron out the car. I don't care
if you've got to be a sleuth. If you got
to slide from on the slide there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Don't open. We get that apron. But don't come to Atlanta.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
We can.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
We fine.

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
We on the news every night with something. We got
a lot of light attimpted murders. You don't need no
more down here. I look at Channel eleven, Channel five four.
I don't need no more down here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
No, no, we said, Atlanta's clothing. Yeah, we're clothed for shoot,
we'll run.

Speaker 10 (01:15:45):
No, no, don't hide out here, because if he come
to Atlanta and he see you, and here we go
with another attempted murder.

Speaker 11 (01:15:51):
No, no, we're good, all right, I think we have
time for one more guys.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
This is from Shelle in Richmond.

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
Shell says, I'm in school to be hairstylist, and my
sister in law has let me do her hair a
few times as practice. Now that I'm about to graduate,
she said, I will be her stylist because she knows
I won't change her as much as she can get
her hair done whenever she wants to. I won't charge
her as much. I won't charge her as much as
you know when she comes to get her hair done.

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I did not agree to that. If I had known
she was going to try to use me, I never
would have asked for her help. How do I tell
her that she will not be taking advantage of me?
When I get my license?

Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
You get two hairstyles for me. For what you did?
You get two times too visits for help appointments. That's
it for helping me. After that, it's whatever they charge.
Whatever the dollar y'all ladies know what that is. Whatever
the top dollar is, that's what you're about to pay
up in here. But all this you help me. I
can't stand that. Woo I got you where you are. Oooh,
I'm the one I discovered you. You hain'te discovered a

(01:16:54):
damn thing. Okay, you get two free hair jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
And that's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I'm done with you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Go Wow, that's easy fixed. That's three fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Three and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeah, what whatever?

Speaker 10 (01:17:10):
Whatever she charged them, but whatever she getting, Yeah, three fifty,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
You ain't gonna say nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
That's three fifty.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
But I thought I was Uh, I got paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I ain't got no paperwork. I got all.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Oh, junior, if you want me to do something for you,
if you want something for free, a washing set, I'll
give you a washing set.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Washing set anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
Make her wear a particular sign you gonna wear with
them old alb hairstyle, a washing set. You're gonna walk
out here with them pink rollers in your head if
you take them down when you get to the house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
A wash in set. That's what you get for free.
Right here. I'm coming here.

Speaker 9 (01:17:48):
Look up for no, no, had it bear and none
nothing that's in style right now. I'm coming here with it.

Speaker 10 (01:17:52):
I tap you on your thigh, I mean, come from
under the dry you done so. I tapped on your thigh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
That means come from mother that you're done.

Speaker 12 (01:18:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
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