December 18, 2024 • 83 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So
don't given a million bus bussy.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh yeah, listening to show?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want joy?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, joy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know you.
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Gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth. Turn You probably got
to turn the mouth turn out a wad of the
mony job.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Come out you think that, I sure will.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I want to I want to point that out to you.
God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
He gives us the power of choice.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
If you say you got it, I don't need you,
He lets you have it. If you say I need you,
come see about me.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He right there.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
It's just a real simple thing, man.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
into something, and please know I have I.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
See that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
myself in some circumstances and positions.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
In my life.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments. Man,
I've had some moments where I did not know what
to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't
know how to go about it. I didn't have no
more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times,
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well might not make it past this one. But then
if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen?
And then I held on to this little thing that
my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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And what I've learned in my life is that hope
is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
a possibility out there for me? I show hope something happened.
See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me,
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the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
of faith.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
It was just the idea.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's just the thought that something could change for me,
that something could be a little bit different from me,
that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could
be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around,
it could hitit any other direction. Maybe I could quit
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messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will
just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
count the times I've been in that position. But then
once I hope a little bit, and then I remember.
Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than
my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used to say,
when it get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things.
She said, When you seem like you lost and you
can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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prayer change is things. You know, when you get a
point in your life when you've done all you can
do and you can't do no more and you just
don't know what to do next, she said, stop, son,
pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got.
She said, because that hope is to beginning of faith.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She said.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
you're own to something. If you can turn that hope
into belief, that hope into faith. That's the ability to
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believe in something that you can't see.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
But the key though, the faith is you're believing in
something that you can't see.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
See.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
who can explain this thing a lot better than I
can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
know how to I don't know how to say it,
but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
it work.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
You just have a thought in your mind that you know, Man.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Wherever you are or whoever you are, whatever you are,
to me God, I show hope something change.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hope helps.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hope, and then if you pray with some hope and
God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
as I look back on it, that has gotten me here.
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And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
only get to where you're going in your life based
on your faith.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
See.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
what's your faith? And then they start going down this
whole list of all these different religions out here. But
really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
I'm talking to you about your your belief.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
How much do you believe in the unseen? See?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Faith is the core of all that is happening to
me today.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It is the faith that I have in my relationship
with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I
stay on the right course and believe a certain way
and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
They just come. And it comes in a lot of
little ways too. I've started to notice.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
is money, Nah, man, that ain't it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's coverage.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
they predict bad weather and I get up in the
sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
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of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
you tie in and you start doing the best you
can do, and you start asking for him to make
you a better person, to help shape and mold you
into the kind of man or person that he wants
you to be. You be amazed what God can do
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with you. Man, if you just invite me in and
allow him to be a part of your life. I mean,
what you got to lose out there?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Why would you not change? Why would you not allow
God to be a part of your life? God got
some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't
keep waking up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
What two, one, two three?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I got it?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I mean? I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
What about me?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Do you want some?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Come get it?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Everybody all don't wanted?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh? What is it? I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
I don't know what it is, but I think that
you do that. Gum it?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
And what is a heed to you?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Who?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Boy, that's when you combine a song. Boy, that's when
that's when you're writing. Right there, Steve Harbin, Marty show y'all,
we got it. Charlie Strawberry calling for real or Junior
better known as to kill One Mississippi Monica, straight out
from the King of Pranks.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Nephew Tommas, Good morning everybody, and they're just started.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Crazy, grand rising, grand ride right that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I got.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, just to say good morning, good morning cool. Oh
you know what else?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
They say?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Happy born day? Yes, yeah all that?
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Hey, man, let me back in. I miss my room up.
I don't know what the hell I did, Junir. What
you got man?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Man, let me ask you something.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Let me just go and ask you because I got
some friends.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They need to know.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
They need to go ahead and turn it on in
Why why don't they look good.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
To be a player of late in life because they
think they're doing something.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
It's not good. Dog, It's a sad sight.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's really hard when you walk into a club and
everybody got on white T shirts and you standing over
with a three piece suito with a pocket square. No,
why are you in the club? Why are you still
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going out? You don't go to clubs. They have places
for old people to go. It's called taverns.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's not a lot of them, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Because it ain't a lot of people still wanting to
go out. But if you do want to go out,
they have names that know. This place is for you. Stanley's,
you know, don't nobody name they club after them?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No more.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Going down the stands, you know, easy talk?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
What easy talk? Yeah, man, we gotta help.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Here's another club, Schmitty's Barbecue and Tax Service.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
After our joint. Yes, I would hang out there. This
is where old people go.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Go.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there are other old people. Don't go out here
with these young people. They know you don't belong here.
You cannot be in the club. And one person asks
somebody who uncle?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is that? All right?
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Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's time now for the nephew to run that brank
back what you.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Got for his nep Surely this right here is a
wedding and a funeral. A wedding and a funeral, all
at the same time coming down the aisle.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
But the cas get right down. You understand weddings and
a funeral. Let's go, cat dog give you what?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (14:43):
It is Ryan?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing. Hey,
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
This is Josh Josh over at me. I want to
be officials at the church where you guys are getting
married tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 12 (14:56):
Man?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I want to thank y'all for that too.
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Man.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
We will appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member
here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got to be working on Sundays now, man, So
as soon as I tweaked at the mood at around
a little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
down here with your fall number as well as you
as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
but we didn't want to call her with if we
wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
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see if it just make you aware of what was
going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a
mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you
know since the Olda make she passed away a week
ago and you're not you're not a member of the church,
so you wouldn't know her. But she's one of the
one of the oldest members here at the church. The
olda may passed away and what's going on is you
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all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the
actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay,
uh agin, brother, what Josh, Josh?
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we we
already got this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand out.
They have med two hundred invitations.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Man, I mean blessed us so and and I understand that,
but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no
way we could have moved it around down. The biggest
problem the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing
in the morning. So what I want what I wanted
to make you aware of, and I don't want you
to tell your wife just but the actual casket will
be in the Saints Aiar, but we will have it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Come hold on, man, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Now?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round. I
don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have a
fellowsip Paul in the back or something like that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket,
and if we didn't put it there, is in the
actual room that you'll you'll soon to be white with
be changing any that's the only place.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
You got your mile. My wife could have changed no
room with no dead body. Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
put the casket the way it goes for the funeral
and we're gonna cover it up. And see basically you
actually get in.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Wow, I can't even believe you calling me with this man.
Look at it and excuse my french man. Yeah, I
know I need to get back into church, I really do,
but right now, dog, this ain't going down like this man. Now,
we didn't already pay the money first. First of all,
First of all, you know she should. I don't even
feel like she may had to pay, you know, to
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to hold no wedding over at hunch Her where she
pay tithes that that's that's the first thing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I ain't like they're from the jumping, but I would
ahead when win it because she want her pastor to
marry us. And now you got the nerve to tell
me that. Y'all we arrange something that a funeral gonna
happen the same day as my wedding, and my wife
got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro. Like
I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
I just wanted you to they don't wear it. It's
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probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be at your wedding, it's
really for the funeral.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean,
look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding to
happen at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to
the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no
funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. I'm gonna come
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down their.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Church too, sir. She's a member of the church too.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I don't give it. I don't be no member of
the church, man. I then paid for this wedding, and
it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you are fixing and putting
no dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
What church? It's right, right? I mean no difference. But
the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I mean, what what is the problem? The problem is
your calls me with this man's day before my wedding.
We didn't schedule there six months ago. Got to fill
twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed okay, and
I just gonna tell me that we got to shore.
I will wed with a funeral. But the hell is
wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Man?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I'll tell you what you mean wrong. I'm having a wedding, okay.
I tell you what't lit? The body be up in
the marrow and rolling the right upon the street playing.
Y'all can stay out there in the front and and
and throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have
a wedding inside the same here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I promise you that, sir, I can't.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
no other place to put.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
The body, okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
put it. If I get that a mart it's a
body in there. There's gonna be a couple of bodies
in there.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Name.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
You got two choices to move that fill rule or
to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of our
really spend those only two choices. I want to hear
about it. Meet me at the front door to night
with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said
to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
You heard me.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
What's wrong with child?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Man? You can do something else, man, I understand that.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I don't want to know more from you.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Man.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
at this church tomorrow without saying dead body.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's all I'm saying. To push it to the bank, man,
there's one more bit of an issue that I need
to tell you.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Also, what the can be worse than a dead body?
What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Man? The issue sert that is worse than the dead
body is this is Nephew time and from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. Your best man Jeff got me the
prank pall call you what.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
You know what it man the best man about to
get the best when he can possibly get. Man playing
you then got me? Oh, it is to get the
best beat down posse for bane.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'll tell you Hey, one more question. What's the badness
radio show in the land?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Right for Steve Hagbo Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Babe Yes from musing to say.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Coming up next it is ask the COLO or Chief
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Speaker 11 (22:01):
It is time to check in with the Cheap Love
Officer You to answer all of everybody's love questions. Here
we go. Mike and Clearwater, Florida says, I went on
a blind date with the finest girl I have ever met.
She's got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a
little on.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
The thick side, which I love.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
The only problem is that she smokes cigars and I
could taste it on her breast when we kiss. She
only does it on the weekend, So should I deal
with it or move on?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends and along the lane,
I mean, you know, there being a cigar smoker, there
are some things you can do, you know, to help
the situation, like what I mean, like, don't smoke, fol
you kiss. That's a big one. Yeah, it's they got
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stuff fun at me when you actually sig place it there,
you lean over a kiss, You fin to eat some cigar? Dog,
that's just all to it your kissing schedule. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna work that out with fine?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
For fine, fine, make that.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Him.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah we find to be blowing cigaret smoke all each other.
We all smoke a cigar.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah fine, how fine she is? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
It has a lot to do it, Okay, so he
should deal with it. And not move on. Just stay
there and take it, take it absolutely.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
I mean, come on, man, come on, man. Where a
follow doctor Titian and awed her.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Take all her taste, buzz out and everything. Doctor Trishner
removes one layer of mouth lining.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
Moving on to Felicity in Topeka, Felicity writes, I have
been seeing a man that is twelve years my junior,
and he's handsome and muscular up top, but lacking down below.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He tries to.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Overcompensate for his shortcomings and is too much for me
to handle. I have a schedule to keep up with
and kids to look after, so I can't be lying
around for hours with him. Is it cool to tell
him to hurry up? Or will he be offended? Please advise.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
It's not going to fend him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
If you tell him to hurry up. What will offend
him is you tell him why he needs to hurry
I know why you putting me in all this extra time.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And you're not in Yeah, you know, I loss again.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Being on the other.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Side of this one right here, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
In my life I've been too much, but I ain't
never been not enough. I've been here, I've been oh lord,
but I ain't never been open. I think I think
you're gonna have to tell him to hurry up.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You got things to do. But in a nice way.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is he a really great guy? Does he treats you
really well? They treat the kids great? How is he
as a man? You can work through some of these things?
You know some things you can do to speed up
the process.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I don't know, all right, Felicity moving on to Carolyn
and making Georgia. Carolyn says, as luck would have it,
I'm broke again at the wrong time of the year.
I was talking to my coworker about my issues, and
he said he could help me out if I showed
him two things. The two things are right under my chin,
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and he wants to see them. I've never been propositioned
like this, but he said he'd give me two hundred
dollars and that would help me get my little girl
that bike she wants. Is it so terrible if I
show him what? If he wants to pay to see more?
Speaker 8 (26:21):
What you what?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You? What? You?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What you think it's going to be leading to?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
This?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is this is to see what you're willing to do? Now,
if you do this for two hundred dollars, he already
know he got five. You're marking right, hey, though, I mean,
you go in there and tell your little girl, we
ain't get no damn bike this year.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You know, many years I heard that.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Bike.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh you working, I'd heard stuff like that. Bight, what's
wrong with the bike you got out there? You're talking
about the board you gave me from the dructure site.
That BikeE daddy, that's never been new like a new bike. Well,
I want a new car. You don't see. No, you
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don't see what I say.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Not that day. That's a lot, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So every time I asked him for something, he every
time I told my daddy I wanted something.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
He told me something he wanted. I want a new bike.
I want a new car.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, I want to go home.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well, hell, I want to go home too, But now
I got to go to work. So you're little ask him?
Eat what they got to do with what I said?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So, Carolyn, you're getting something from this, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean, if you show him to him for two
hundred dollars, the next offer fing to be five hundred.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
What you gonna do? Yeah, And they work together so
that's really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
But two hundred dollars that ain't nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah yeah, I am one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Good Shirley, you didne divided it up?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Yes, cool, he's horrible, all right.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Misty and Rustin Louisiana says, I'm forty years old and
I purchased my first home for my son and I
my son is fifteen years old and refuses to do
the yard work for me. He told me that I
need to get my boyfriend to do it, since he's
always over there. I lit into him when he spoke
to me that way, and I called my father to
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come and talk to him. My father sided with him.
I expected my son to have pride in his home.
So am I wrong to demand that he do the
yard work at this house?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, I understand what you're saying. You're exactly right feeling
what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old son going,
so what this lady is doing is coming over here
sleeping with my mama. See, in fifteen, he got some
feelings about that that you haven't addressed. The fifteen year
old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship with
this man, and he trying to figure out what's the
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value of him because he don't see him doing nothing
except sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have,
and never feelings ain't fitna leave that boy no time soon.
So the conversation you should have really is with this
man of yours as to what kind of example he's
setting for your son, because all boys want to be
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some type of man.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
It's gonna be a good man or a bad man.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And right now that's the example of manhood that's been
put in front of him, and he don't see much.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Of a man coming out of him. Great advice I
was over that if.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
You went to the bath, if you went to the
boyfriend and said, I wish you'd talk to my son,
maybe y'all could do it together or something, it would
mean a lot to him, and then you can finally
see what you're dealing with, which don't sound like much
of nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, Thank you, clo Hey, good morning. This is
your girl, Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
And my favorite Christmas memory is every single one of
my childhood christmases gave us the best Christmases ever, our
entire living room was filled with all kinds of presents
like dolls, bikes. Yeah, easy bake ovens had to have
one of those. But anyway, I have a wonderful holiday season.
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From Shirley Strawberry and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time to get the choice together. However,
the elves, I didn't know this. The elves are on
strike and you guys here with some grievances.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I got. I got this.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Someone listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good
at doing because I'm a former union man and as
ales have decided and they came to me with a
lot of complaints and I'm being a represented now. We
wanted Tommy to stand up for He was already standing
(30:58):
up see right there when I be damn. We need
somebody that's stand up for it, that look like they
actually standing.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
So I said I would do it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
The l's this year are going on strike, well they
haven't gone on yet, but they're threatened to go on strike.
To elves are wanting to sit out this year. Santa
Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk to
these damn ls about their concerns. So I'm here with
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their grievances, and I want to start by saying these
are the l's grievouss, and I will be preparing these
statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the LS
who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
Please show your support through our website www dot help
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ls dot com.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
If you're want to help the l's help L's come tell.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Me that you don't know. So you know what y'all?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, the complaints that the elves have, and here we go.
Number one problem that they have it We the als
would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. Dont
no kid, won't no damn wooden toys. And we've been
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making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now
one of these wooden wheels, these wooden pegs block They
got real toys now. Secondly, we the als, are requesting
to have a casual Friday so we ain't got to
wear these stupid ass uniforms. They had tight ass pants
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for these pointed hats. We want a casual Friday, voicing
the concern the elves have and are considered on going
on strike and they wanted me to convey this to
Center Claus and everybody listen, We're the Alves would like
to request a thirty minute smoke break.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
They smuts and we smoke, and we.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
We want.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
If it's legal.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
We try making these wood chares without it, Elves don't
get high.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
And here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's ls.
We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
to work there, for the truth of the matter is
l really don't like kids.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Damn that because they think we kids to just because
we short. Get your damn hands off of me. I
drove here in the sleeve. Next complaint that they have,
we the Elves are uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Wearing these dang funny toe shoes.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
That hurt out.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We want crops to be the new official al shoe,
Crocks and gaiters to be the.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
New Al shoe.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
The Elves, I'm doing complaints. You don't act like you
ain't with them. Are you trying to add a complaint.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Like you ain't?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Elves and pilgrims have the same shue. I'm not I'm
not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game, do they?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Next complaint, We the elves do not like elves shirts
and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we
want to start using fanny packs, so when we go
outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff
with its. Next complaint, We the elves understand that we
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on the north pole, but some of the younger elves
wants to cut back on the heat being so high
all the time in the workshop. The older Al's is
fine with the.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Damn we swim.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Next, we the elves would like to assign ten l's
each year to ride around with center, because we think
is unfair that we make all these damn toys and
we don't ever get to go on.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain?
Did we made the toy?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Let us go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
A couple more quickly, We the als, we still love
miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's
never too busy to being down and give us a hug.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
But we still would like to know exactly what does
she do up here?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
The cooks the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing
from her. We got a a qibla l and last
week not leaves. We the Ale support the me too movement.
That's real strong up here, and some of the female
ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho ho
(36:55):
ho ho.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And on that note, we're gonna go go. It was good.
It's Chris Brennan.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
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all in one place. And it's time now for a
round of would you rather? Would you rather New Year's
Eve in Las Vegas or would you rather New Year's
Eve in Times Square in New York?
Speaker 9 (37:46):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh lost?
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Hell no, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I've been to the ball Drop in New York I've
hosted New Year's three times, no Way Lost Vegas. I've
been to New Year's Eve on Lost. It so cold,
all right, it's super cold. It's the most unreasonable thing
you've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh, no suh.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
All right?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would
you rather a pillow fight with your spouse? That?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
got to have here with a snowball. It could be
you know we're going to the hospital right after that.
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
You staying me with that?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Next my mouth is, you have no idea how many
rocks I don't had in the middle of my snowball?
Speaker 14 (38:45):
All right?
Speaker 11 (38:46):
Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
would you just rather FaceTime them? Be FACETI not having
the family over.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
They don't know when to lead, man, they just I'm
so glad.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Well you get this.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Tree in here?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh too many questions?
Speaker 8 (39:06):
What you're doing with two trees?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh must be nice?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
You like everybody light bill in here? Look at all
these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
tarlet tissue? No, I had a relative say that one.
I had really say that all these bathrooms, how much
they probably spending on talllet tissue, ladies talet titsu at
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least about a san.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
That ain't the bill. I'm talking about it my house,
the damn tarlet tissue. All right, y'all dogs stay in
the house. Uh yeah yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff or would
you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Come on, hm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, we'll get the given it.
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Said? Big day?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Come on ready?
Speaker 8 (40:13):
You don't want no pot luck?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Man?
Speaker 8 (40:15):
No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Nobody want to take that chance? Right here?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Monica can cook, carl And can cook. I got to
don't watch what her I got. I gotta watch what
her pot looks like.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Make sure what.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
If it's the crock pile? All right, that's it's the
red crock pot.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Sure the body of the red crock pole.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather? Good morning?
Speaker 11 (40:51):
This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims. The season for happiness
and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from this
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, and it's time for comedy Roulette. Please,
Jay set.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
This one up for us.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Tell us And it's so important to explain this because
we get new listeners every day and we're doing a
different segment that people are not aware of. So that's
why I take the time to explain comedy rout. And
it's very simple. You take more subjects and you put
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them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel.
You fun the wheel and which stop we can do
the damn thing because we'se comedians.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Be good. Alright, here we go.
Speaker 11 (41:51):
These are the subjects for today. Things you can do
to get people to leave your house. Things you say
to people who've over decorated for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And
here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't
get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you
got it the pend Yeah let's go.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Let's spind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (42:31):
Oh oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating,
but now it stopped on.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted for.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
Chris the same as to use bad acting theater.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I don't even know how you got that out of that.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
All right, These are things you say when you didn't
get what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go. These
are things you say when you didn't get what you say.
Come on oo, this is nice and this one lights up?
Speaker 3 (43:04):
What is it.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
With that attitude?
Speaker 8 (43:08):
That's how you say it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
That's what you say and how you said it.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
This is something I actually said as a kid, but
I didn't get what I want huh for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
And uh they were standing there, my parents, but I
was about ten. I said, sugarh ice tea.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
You said a word, yes, Y know when you open
that box up and what you're supposed to get sugar?
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I'll uh I put this in the drawer with that
ragged ass tie you bout last.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I'm grateful.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
What you want.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
I like that time.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
This one just what you say at worked. I knew
what he pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth
for darrenche I.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Knew poor.
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Thing you say and you didn't get it. You want yeah,
a pound cake. Huh, thanks a lot.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Yeah, it's a diabetic.
Speaker 10 (44:18):
You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
What happened? Check shot again?
Speaker 10 (44:26):
Check show again?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
What? Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (44:30):
Why in the hell?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Come on, man, really, I don't.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Work on nothing.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Guys, it's not the count.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Black people don't eat fruitcake? Standing up down?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (44:52):
What is some damn green things in there?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
What is that cherish? The extra.
Speaker 9 (45:01):
Snowshovel? I live in l A.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Thanks things.
Speaker 10 (45:07):
People say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (45:10):
I already know the.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Story of Jesus. I already know it.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Who eats that? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out.
Speaker 8 (45:34):
That's why we're getting at divorce. This damn crock pie,
This damn crock pot. This is the last thing somebody
won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me who said
that one. Sorry, all right?
Speaker 11 (45:55):
It is a nephew with the brank phone call that's
coming up right after you're listening.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
You could a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
Speaker 11 (46:02):
At the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
trying to get through the holidays. We'll get into that
in just a few find out what that's all about.
But right now it is time for the nephew. He
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us next?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Well, you know, sometimes you gotta say it, you know,
sometimes you got to get it off your chest. Sometimes
you just got to give somebody a phone call and
you just gotta let him know.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You just got to say it. What we're saying, say what.
I love your wife?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
You do?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You just gotta say that, you.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
I mean, you know it's been on it's been heavily
on my mind, but the last year too. I love
your wife or than you. I mean, it's just it's
just facts.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's got a lot of nerves, you, nephew.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
I've been.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
I've been, I mean, we've been. We've been going ourselves
at lunch at work. You know, I've been saying the
money over there, I'm taking care of youid.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Off the most, aren't you.
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping the lights on over there. Let's
go cat.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach track
this track with this. Hey, Trey, how you doing? Man?
This is Milton. I work at your wife, Terese Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you probably heard of me before. I've been been at
the job probably about five years now. Chef she ever
mentioned me?
Speaker 5 (47:26):
No, I ain't, no milking.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Everything cool?
Speaker 14 (47:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
but like I say, I've been working at the spot
for five years and been on to reach a probably
like around three. And I guess what I really want
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to say is that I didn't I didn't gain some
feelings for two weeks and yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo hold on, man, holo, holo.
You called me and you're telling me right now you
have feelings for my wife who you work with, and
you like her, Teresa, because that is my wife. You
have feelings for my wife?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Is that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a
while to come forward and say this, but you know
I'm mad enough now and I feel like me and
you need to talk about it, raight. Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 7 (48:21):
Have you got your mind?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the
day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on
my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off of me,
all right. And at the end of the day, I
love your wife more than you do. What I I
love your wife more than you do. Right?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
So you how long you've been loving my wife? You
tell me how long you've been loving my How long?
How long you feel that you have been in love
with my wife?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least.
Speaker 7 (48:53):
Does my wife even know this?
Speaker 3 (48:55):
I mean, I'm sure she's aware to a certain extent.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
To a certain extent, what what? How how certain of
the extent are we talking?
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I mean, you know when we go to lunch together
and she you know.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
I mean, I'm sure you know y'all y'all be going
to lunch together. How long y'all be going to lunch together?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean, we go
to lunch together almost every day. I mean we might
miss the day. If she go with the girls and
I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
much at lunch together. God, I need a.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Bro stayed hell away from my wife.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Bro, I needed to back up.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Ain't no one because you here to talk enough. You
didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no
more states. You need to stay the back period, say
the back man. I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing,
nothing at all, because.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Come on, we don't live me. Listen, listen. I know
all about you, trade everything about it, all right. I
already know how you treat her.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
All right.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
I'm hot. I'm feeling like a strong cited station right
now because I really want to reach through the phone
and just break right now. That's what I really want
to do. That's what I really want to do. And
what my wife talking about business outside of my road hole,
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
know what she's going through.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
She let me know all with that lunch, Bro, I
don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Bro, ain't no more lunch.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
about you and along with my white people taking what's
a Milton?
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I'm Milton? You at Bro?
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Where do you?
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Lady? Man? Man? Listen? Calm down? With all that energy
you got going on like you're gonna do something.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You're not to come down. What you got much going
to work?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
You're not. You're not finna do nothing right right now?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
Bro, I'm my team's right now. Something where you are
right right now?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Bro?
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (50:46):
So how about how about when you got laid off,
when you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the waiting saying all the fields
you ain't jump all right? That you know?
Speaker 5 (50:59):
You know everything? I bet you know I got a too.
So all you need to know is all you need
to know is bright Get done, bro, Get done, brokeep done.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Bro. You know what the.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Folk talk about that he with the wife saying that
he'll love is talking about lunches. Sot the hell up.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
While we in you can thank me for the for
the suit that you got for Christmas. You can thank
me for that. I picked it out and I paid
for it. Okay a word?
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Okay, cool, cool cool, all right, cool, Well let me
go in this project right now, right now, all right,
you're talking about the great Suit of three peas stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
What you talk about it?
Speaker 5 (51:37):
He's got a great boot right here with this book.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Anyway, I don't like this now, you don't like the suit.
You don't want to suit? Three times now you don't
like tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit, dude,
I swear to God, I.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Swear to God.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need
to talk to my wife.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
I need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't
hold this back no more me living behind in the shadows,
and I put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa
when she needed while you was laid off.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
I'm helping out.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
I'm going. You know I'm doing I'm doing too much
on money.
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So you're giving my wife money.
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What he's saying, do you want me to make you
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you feel better.
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You ain't need to make me feel better about, man, wife.
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Speaker 11 (56:24):
Subject trying to get through the holidays. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm in love with another man, and I just need
to make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend
so I can dump him and get with the new guy.
But I need your advice before I let a sure
thing go and move on to a fairy tale lover.
I don't want to leave my current boyfriend just yet,
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because he is getting my brakes fixed on my car
and he's getting me a bracelet that I want for Christmas.
I already saw it hiding in his drawer, so I'm
doing all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
My new man is an similar situation, but he's married.
He advised me to stay put while he lets his
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marriage fizzle on out. He and his wife don't have
any children, so he can make a clean break. We've
been looking at apartments together but I told him we
might be moving too soon by choosing to.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Move in together.
Speaker 11 (57:18):
I agree that I will put the apartment and all
of the utilities in my name until his divorce is finalized.
I told my sister about my excitement over the new guy,
and she wanted to meet him, but he said it's
best to not invite family into our messed up situation
until he's out of his marriage. My sister took that
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as a bad sign that he's going to have me
staying in an apartment all by myself and.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
He's going to come over and have sex with me
and go right back to his wife.
Speaker 11 (57:48):
I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
the one that initiated everything.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
He pursued me and told me I deserve to be
treated like a queen.
Speaker 11 (57:56):
Meanwhile, my boyfriend does not take me out anymore, and
he never wants to have sex. All he does is
ask me to be patient with him because he's working
on a master plan for us. It's been three years
and he's not even ready to live together. Do I
start with my prince or stay with this bump?
Speaker 8 (58:15):
All right?
Speaker 11 (58:16):
I know we've said this before about a lot of
strawberry letters. But I think this is one of the
truly dumbest letters we've had. And I hope the men
that are listening don't think all women are like this,
because we are not. It's wrong what you're doing to
your current boyfriend, who doesn't take you out anymore, who
doesn't want to have sex with you. Maybe he knows
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about the man that you have, this married man. I
just say, if you don't want your boyfriend, let him go.
You ask for advice about leaving your current boyfriend before
you let a sure thing go.
Speaker 9 (58:48):
And here it is.
Speaker 11 (58:51):
I mean, he said he's just waiting for his marriage
to fizzle out. I mean, do you hear how stupid
that sounds. There's no end date, no nothing, no papers
in the works, nothing. Then you volunteer to put the
apartment and all of the utilities in your name.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Now, why would you do that?
Speaker 11 (59:08):
Why would you do that for a man who's married.
You said he pursued you and said you should be
treated like a queen. Well, yes you should, we all should,
but this is not queen treatment. A queen wouldn't accept
any of this mess. There are way too many red
flags here. Your sister saw them right away when he
said he didn't want to meet her until he got
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out of his marriage.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
That sounded like a cop out to her, but.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Not to you.
Speaker 11 (59:34):
You are still making excuses for him. Listen, this married
man is gonna do just what your sister said. If
he's that into you, then then why not get out
of his marriage then get with you, and you should
back off until he gets out of his marriage. You're
talking about making all these moves and he's not available. Okay,
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he is not available for you to do this right now,
so don't do Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I'm so serious. I'm tired, I'm tied. I'mna just tell
you right now. After I do this strawberry letter, I'm
gonna go in there and lay down. You know, I'm
because I'm tired. I don't I don't know what to
keep telling y'all. I don't know why y'all keep trying me.
(01:00:24):
But today today, though today ain't today. I ain't the
one fault today. Let's just get into it. I'm telling
you nothing but raw, raw truth, a w truth. I'm
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in love with another man, Okay. I just need to
make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend so
I can dump him and get with the new guy.
This letter got stupid rode on so far because right
now we're just talking about a boyfriend. This ain't even
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a marriage, and I can dump him to get the
new guy. But I need your advice and hear where
I come here at before I let a sure thing
go and move on to a fairy tale level. So
we gonna let go of the sure thing to go
to the fairy tale level. But let's find out a
little bit about this show thing in this fairy tale level.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
I don't want to leave. Listen to this reason right here,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Want to leave my carent boyfriend just yet because he's
getting my breaks fixed on my car and he give
me a bracelet I want for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
I'll be damn.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Your damn whole life is hanging on some breaks and
a bracelet. You done put your life on hold so
you can get some breaks and a bracelet. I'm gonna
tell you right now you ain't worth a damn. I'm
just gonna tell you that not you are so cheap.
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You were a set of breaks and a bracelet. Girl,
I already saw it hiding in this drawer. So I'm
doing all I can to be stay faithful until the
new year. But you're gonna ride it out. You're gonna
stay faithful for the embraceleting breaks. That's all that take
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to be and b breaking bracelet boyfriend, braakle.
Speaker 11 (01:02:36):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the subject of today's strawberry letter
trying to get through the holidays. We'll get back into
this right after this.
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Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is trying to get through the holidays.
Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
This ignorant strawberry letter is about a woman that is
trying to get through the straw trying to get through
the holidays because she in love with another man, but
she don't want to leave her boyfriend yet because she
can't dump him just yet, because she need advice. But
now she say, before I let a sure thing go
and move on to a fairy tale level. Hear why
she don't want to leave her current boyfriend ready, cause
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he getting my breaks fixed on my car and he
gonna get me a bracelet I want for Christmas? That
is Hey, y'all out there that's got real lives. How
many y'all willing to hold your life up for a
break job in a bracelet? How many of y'all in
to delay your happiness and what you really want over
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some breaks? Probably just need some new pants at a bracelet.
Already saw it hiding in this drawer, So I'm doing
all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
It was just laying in the drawer. It wasn't in
a box or nothing. Your bracelet hot. That's a hot bracelet.
If your drawers just laying in the drawer, you don't
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see it in no velvet box or nothing. Your bracelet hot.
He just got that out the pawn shopping. When they
find it they gonna take your bracelet from. My new
man is in a similar situation, but he married. Mister
got domb wow breaks bracelets, break up and boyfriend the
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folk bees.
Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
My new man is in a similar situation, but he married.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
He advised me to stay put while he lets his
marriage fizzle on out.
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
What what do that mean? What does that mean? I'm
gonna let my marriage fizzle on out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
This ain't a birthday coundle. You can't just wait till
your marriage fizzle out. This ain't one of them sparkles
we used to have when we was kids. You know
you lighted, you waving around till it fizzle out.
Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
This is marriage.
Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
This ain't no damn fire cracker.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
This is marriage. He can't just let it fizzle out.
He got to go to court and they got something
for your little fizzle out ass playing. I can tell
you that right now. I've been dying. Now talk about
you gonna let it fizzle out. They finna help your
ass out, is what they finn do? This fit the cost.
This ain't you don't let marriage fizzle out. He and
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his wife don't have any children, so he can make
a clean break. What what did you say you think,
because ain't no kids involved, you can make a clean break.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
By we've been looking at apartments together, but I told
him we might be moving too soon by choosing to
move in together.
Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
He not moving in with you.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
All y'all been doing is looking at apartments. He can't
move in with you because the marriage ain't fizzled. Our check,
it's still sparkling. Show dumb self. I agreed that I
would put the apartment in all the utilities in my
name until his divorce is finalized.
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
They gonna stay in your name even if he do
get a divorce. Who who switch?
Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Who switch names on apartments and electric be and all that? Girl,
I can't believe you this signat. I told my sister
about my excitement over the new guy, and she wanted
to meet me. But he said it's best not to
invite family into our messed up situation. That's a true
statement until he's out of his marriage. My sister took
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that as a bad sign. Your sister stupid too. She
took the fact that he didn't want to meet her
as a bad sign. You don't think the bad sign
is he married? That ain't a bad sign.
Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Ah, So y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Y'all think the bad sign is he didn't want to
meet you. The bad sign is he married and he
told you he waiting on his marriage to fizzle out.
They ain't got no kids yet, so they gonna make
a clean break. Let me show you how this marriage
fit in the fizzle she fit to get pregnant because
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the wife don't know nothing about this. This is him
telling you that the marriage is fizzling out. I promise
you that the wife's sitting over there thinking everything is
honky doing. I promise you that. I promise you that
all men that's married that's trying to have an affair
with a woman gonna tell him something wrong at the house.
That's the opening line because we play on the fact
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that you all are nurturers by nature and y'all always
want to fix something.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Let me hear him get through with this.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
one that initiated everything. Wait a minute, you don't think
that's the case, because he initiated everything. Girl used to
He pursued me and told me that I deserve to
be treated like a queen. Well, you're not getting treated
like a queen though, you don't see that. Meanwhile, my
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boyfriend does not take me out anymore and he never
wants to have set. That's because he having sex somewhere else.
Y'all been together three years. All you getting is your
breaks fixed and a bracelet. You ain't getting no wed
and read because you're having sex with somebody else. Let
me tell you how stupid this is. You're in the
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movie Dumb and Dumble. Yo, Boyfrid is dumb. Your married
boyfriend is dumb all and.
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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
from Melissa in Clarkston. Malisa says, I've been helping one
of my best girlfriends work through her divorce, and I
do the drop off and pick up of her son
twice a month with her ex husband. It was raining
last week, so he invited me inside while he helped
his son put his shoes on. His house is nice
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and his artwork is even nicer. I complimented him on
the art, and he asked if I'd be willing to
help him.
Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Pick a few more pieces.
Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
Everyone knows I'm an art collector, so would I be
wrong to go shopping for art with him?
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
You know?
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Good in hell?
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Will?
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
What?
Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
Lady?
Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Good o' hair will?
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
You're picking up the baby, you over her ex husband
house and you're out there shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yes, it's fitting to go all wrong and you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Why don't you put in this letter that you really
have your eyes on this man because you're single, Timonia.
Everybody know I'm an art collector. She don't give a
damn if your last name is Picasso. What is your
ass helping him fall? And you know were going through
a divorce and now you.
Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
Over the girl.
Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Lady, Come on now, girl, come on. You already know
that ain't cool. But see she wont to go help you.
She went in the house. The house is nice, but
his heart.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
See, she just saw herself in there cooking.
Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
That's what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Oh, it's all right, So what it is?
Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
Yeah, you heard him. You'd be wrong for going to
shop for art with him. We have time for another one, Steve.
This one is from Kwame in Chicago. It says, my
girlfriend's job gave her sweet tickets to an NBA game.
I'm a black man and she's biracial. She recently got
her hair highlighted with ash blonde and I love it.
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It was her boss's first time seeinger hair, and he
asked her if she was embracing her quote white side
by going blonde. She laughed it off, but I thought
it was very inappropriate. It's her job, so I couldn't
check this. Man, why did she let it slide?
Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
Well, you said you couldn't check it, check it because
it's her job, boss. She probably feel the same way
about her job. You should have accidently.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Yeah, so what now?
Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
So she can't keep being employed?
Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
What happened to?
Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You don't.
Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
It just don't make no sense, though, I don't understand
why you will.
Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Why he said that you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
Letting your boss make a comment like that. That's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It is.
Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
That's hr complaint, man, It really is a ha complaint.
You took the class.
Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
H classes. Oh yeah, that's right he did, didn't he?
Cause h.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I know exactly what I can't say? Whatich your damn
than nothing? I didn't let me on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
You're always over the edge always. So he wants to know,
why does she let his slide?
Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Dog?
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
What do you want her to do?
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
You didn't do nothing, but you want your girl in
a suite at a football game to check her boss
about are you embracing your white side? That was an
inappropriate comment for your boss to me, and you could
and you could say something about it, but no, Well.
Speaker 11 (01:16:38):
He didn't want to because it's her job and he
didn't want her to get in trouble on the job,
either get fired or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah, he didn't want so he wanted her to say something. Yes, Yes,
he wanted her to say something. So maybe she'll say
something later. Maybe it's not in the moment they get
back to work.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Yeah, like Steve said, I'll go to HR. Maybe that's
what she'll do and say what she needs to say.
I want to hear. I don't think later on, well
she should go out there just say uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Well, since I'm embracing my white side, I will be
reporting this to h R because I'm highly offended and
the white woman and me has just decided to address
it and kiss my black side. In my black side
wants you to kiss the dog parts of me, which.
Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Press you want to?
Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:17:41):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Goodbye to
a year of financial regrets. As twenty twenty four winds down,
most Americans are looking back on this year with a
lot of financial regret. According to a survey by nerd
(01:18:03):
wallat sixty nine percent of Americans say they regret some
of the money decisions they made this year, primarily not
saving enough for emergencies and financial goals. They say they
spent too much on entertainment and not enough on planning
for the future and approving their credit score.
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Improving their credit score.
Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Gen Z is the most regretful generation, with eighty nine
percent of them expressing financial regrets, followed by Millennials, gen
X and baby boomers. So, Tommy Junior, do you guys
have financial regrets of your own this year?
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
From this year?
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I mean, it's just like we could say this everywhere.
Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Well, I spent a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
I spent a lot remodeling my wife's kitchen, but I
wanted to do that wife's kitchens.
Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
You all have separate kitchens, Oh kitchen. I'm sorry. Okay,
what you know?
Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
I call it hers. I call it hers.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Because you didn't want he probably does too, Yeah, to
do it.
Speaker 8 (01:19:01):
I wanted to do it. But you know when I
do something, I go all in.
Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
So I was.
Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
I was all the way in. You ain't gonna do
all that. You ain't gonna do it? Now we going
all in? We ain't gonna do it again. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Uh huh huh oh.
Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
You spent quite a bit redoing the kitchen, but to
me it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Junior, that's all you get, the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
I'm mad by the damned dog. We both.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
That's what I know.
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
My whole life behind is dog man.
Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
I regret that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
That's all right. Coming up next, we'll play around it.
Would you rather?
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
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Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 11 (01:20:13):
Would you rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or
would you rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in
New York?
Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Hell? No?
Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Las Vegas, Los Vegas. I've been to the ball drop
in New York. I've hosted New Year's three times, No
way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's even on
Las Vegas cold. Okay, all right, it's superl It's the
most unreasonable thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
Man, that parade, that ball drop, no.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Sun, no sun, that's all right. Would you rather snowball
fight with your spouse or would you rather a pillow
fight with your spouse?
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
Got that fight?
Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
got to have here with a snowball. It could be
you know we're going to the hospital.
Speaker 8 (01:20:59):
That right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Oh, no rock Cleveland put it as?
Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
I know how everything you staying me with that?
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Next I my mouth.
Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
You have no idea how many rocks I done had
the middle of my snowball? All right?
Speaker 11 (01:21:20):
Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
would you just rather FaceTime them? Beat? You're not having
the family over?
Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
They don't know when to lead on, man, they just
I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here?
Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Oh too many questions?
Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
What you're doing with two trees?
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Oh, let's be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
You like everybody light bell in here. Look at all
the bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
talle tissues?
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
What?
Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
No, s I had a relative say that one time.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I had to remember, say that all these bathrooms, y'all
much say, probably spending on tilet tissue, ladies, tilet titiuer
at least about asan That ain't the be all I'm
talking about it my house, the damn toilet tissue.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
All right, y'all dogs stay in the house.
Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
Yeah, yeah, Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff
or would you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Come on?
Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Hm hm huh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I mean I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, I'm not,
We'll get the given it. Let's got a merry Christmas?
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Be ready?
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
You don't want no pot luck?
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Man?
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Want to take that chance? O?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Here, Monica can cook, Carling can cook. I got don't
watch what I got. I gotta watch what hill pot
and looks like? Make sure what if.
Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
It's the crock pile?
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
All right, that's it's the red crock pot.
Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
Surely you don't even read, all right, that's today's rounded
would you rather Coming up next? It is our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So
don't given a million bus bussy.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh yeah, listening to show?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want joy?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, joy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know you.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth. Turn You probably got
to turn the mouth turn out a wad of the
mony job.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Come out you think that, I sure will.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I want to I want to point that out to you.
God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
He gives us the power of choice.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
If you say you got it, I don't need you,
He lets you have it. If you say I need you,
come see about me.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He right there.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
It's just a real simple thing, man.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
into something, and please know I have I.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
See that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
myself in some circumstances and positions.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
In my life.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, I've been, I've been. I've had some low moments. Man,
I've had some moments where I did not know what
to do. I didn't know what was next, I didn't
know how to go about it. I didn't have no
more ideas. I was stuck. I thought a couple of times,
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well might not make it past this one. But then
if I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen?
And then I held on to this little thing that
my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
(03:50):
And what I've learned in my life is that hope
is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
a possibility out there for me? I show hope something happened.
See hope is okay, man, Because like I say, for me,
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the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
of faith.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
It was just the idea.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's just the thought that something could change for me,
that something could be a little bit different from me,
that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could
be saved, I could be rescued. Things could turn around,
it could hitit any other direction. Maybe I could quit
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messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe somebody will
just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
count the times I've been in that position. But then
once I hope a little bit, and then I remember.
Also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher,
she taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than
my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used to say,
when it get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things.
She said, When you seem like you lost and you
can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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prayer change is things. You know, when you get a
point in your life when you've done all you can
do and you can't do no more and you just
don't know what to do next, she said, stop, son,
pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got.
She said, because that hope is to beginning of faith.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She said.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
you're own to something. If you can turn that hope
into belief, that hope into faith. That's the ability to
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believe in something that you can't see.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
But the key though, the faith is you're believing in
something that you can't see.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
See.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
who can explain this thing a lot better than I
can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
know how to I don't know how to say it,
but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
it work.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
You just have a thought in your mind that you know, Man.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Wherever you are or whoever you are, whatever you are,
to me God, I show hope something change.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hope helps.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hope, and then if you pray with some hope and
God answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
as I look back on it, that has gotten me here.
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And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
only get to where you're going in your life based
on your faith.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
See.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
what's your faith? And then they start going down this
whole list of all these different religions out here. But
really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
I'm talking to you about your your belief.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
How much do you believe in the unseen? See?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Faith is the core of all that is happening to
me today.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It is the faith that I have in my relationship
with God that enables me to just oftentimes if I
stay on the right course and believe a certain way
and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
They just come. And it comes in a lot of
little ways too. I've started to notice.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
is money, Nah, man, that ain't it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's coverage.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
they predict bad weather and I get up in the
sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
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of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
you tie in and you start doing the best you
can do, and you start asking for him to make
you a better person, to help shape and mold you
into the kind of man or person that he wants
you to be. You be amazed what God can do
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with you. Man, if you just invite me in and
allow him to be a part of your life. I mean,
what you got to lose out there?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Why would you not change? Why would you not allow
God to be a part of your life? God got
some big plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't
keep waking up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
What two, one, two three?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I got it?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I mean? I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
What about me?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Do you want some?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Come get it?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Everybody all don't wanted?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh? What is it? I got it?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
I don't know what it is, but I think that
you do that. Gum it?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
And what is a heed to you?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Who?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Boy, that's when you combine a song. Boy, that's when
that's when you're writing. Right there, Steve Harbin, Marty show y'all,
we got it. Charlie Strawberry calling for real or Junior
better known as to kill One Mississippi Monica, straight out
from the King of Pranks.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Nephew Tommas, Good morning everybody, and they're just started.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Crazy, grand rising, grand ride right that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I got.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, just to say good morning, good morning cool. Oh
you know what else?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
They say?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Happy born day? Yes, yeah all that?
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Hey, man, let me back in. I miss my room up.
I don't know what the hell I did, Junir. What
you got man?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Man, let me ask you something.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Let me just go and ask you because I got
some friends.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They need to know.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
They need to go ahead and turn it on in
Why why don't they look good.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
To be a player of late in life because they
think they're doing something.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
It's not good. Dog, It's a sad sight.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's really hard when you walk into a club and
everybody got on white T shirts and you standing over
with a three piece suito with a pocket square. No,
why are you in the club? Why are you still
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going out? You don't go to clubs. They have places
for old people to go. It's called taverns.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's not a lot of them, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Because it ain't a lot of people still wanting to
go out. But if you do want to go out,
they have names that know. This place is for you. Stanley's,
you know, don't nobody name they club after them?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
No more.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Going down the stands, you know, easy talk?
Speaker 8 (12:55):
What easy talk? Yeah, man, we gotta help.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Here's another club, Schmitty's Barbecue and Tax Service.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
After our joint. Yes, I would hang out there. This
is where old people go.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Go.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there are other old people. Don't go out here
with these young people. They know you don't belong here.
You cannot be in the club. And one person asks
somebody who uncle?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is that? All right?
Speaker 11 (13:35):
Guys coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we're gonna start the show off with nephew Tommy's run
that prank back right after this.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
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Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's time now for the nephew to run that brank
back what you.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Got for his nep Surely this right here is a
wedding and a funeral. A wedding and a funeral, all
at the same time coming down the aisle.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
But the cas get right down. You understand weddings and
a funeral. Let's go, cat dog give you what?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (14:43):
It is Ryan?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing. Hey,
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
This is Josh Josh over at me. I want to
be officials at the church where you guys are getting
married tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 12 (14:56):
Man?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I want to thank y'all for that too.
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Man.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
We will appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member
here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got to be working on Sundays now, man, So
as soon as I tweaked at the mood at around
a little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
down here with your fall number as well as you
as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
but we didn't want to call her with if we
wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
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see if it just make you aware of what was
going on. Okay, what's going on? Man, there's been a
mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if you
know since the Olda make she passed away a week
ago and you're not you're not a member of the church,
so you wouldn't know her. But she's one of the
one of the oldest members here at the church. The
olda may passed away and what's going on is you
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all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the
actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay,
uh agin, brother, what Josh, Josh?
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man, we we we
already got this thing in motion. Man, we didn't stand out.
They have med two hundred invitations.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Man, I mean blessed us so and and I understand that,
but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no
way we could have moved it around down. The biggest
problem the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing
in the morning. So what I want what I wanted
to make you aware of, and I don't want you
to tell your wife just but the actual casket will
be in the Saints Aiar, but we will have it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Come hold on, man, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Now?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round. I
don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have a
fellowsip Paul in the back or something like that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket,
and if we didn't put it there, is in the
actual room that you'll you'll soon to be white with
be changing any that's the only place.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
You got your mile. My wife could have changed no
room with no dead body. Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
put the casket the way it goes for the funeral
and we're gonna cover it up. And see basically you
actually get in.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Wow, I can't even believe you calling me with this man.
Look at it and excuse my french man. Yeah, I
know I need to get back into church, I really do,
but right now, dog, this ain't going down like this man. Now,
we didn't already pay the money first. First of all,
First of all, you know she should. I don't even
feel like she may had to pay, you know, to
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to hold no wedding over at hunch Her where she
pay tithes that that's that's the first thing.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I ain't like they're from the jumping, but I would
ahead when win it because she want her pastor to
marry us. And now you got the nerve to tell
me that. Y'all we arrange something that a funeral gonna
happen the same day as my wedding, and my wife
got to get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro. Like
I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the fullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
I just wanted you to they don't wear it. It's
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probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be at your wedding, it's
really for the funeral.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean,
look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding to
happen at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to
the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no
funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. I'm gonna come
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down their.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Church too, sir. She's a member of the church too.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I don't give it. I don't be no member of
the church, man. I then paid for this wedding, and
it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you are fixing and putting
no dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
What church? It's right, right? I mean no difference. But
the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I mean, what what is the problem? The problem is
your calls me with this man's day before my wedding.
We didn't schedule there six months ago. Got to fill
twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this wed okay, and
I just gonna tell me that we got to shore.
I will wed with a funeral. But the hell is
wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Man?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I'll tell you what you mean wrong. I'm having a wedding, okay.
I tell you what't lit? The body be up in
the marrow and rolling the right upon the street playing.
Y'all can stay out there in the front and and
and throw flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have
a wedding inside the same here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I promise you that, sir, I can't.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
no other place to put.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
The body, okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
put it. If I get that a mart it's a
body in there. There's gonna be a couple of bodies
in there.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Name.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
You got two choices to move that fill rule or
to rembursity back to thirty thousand dollars out of our
really spend those only two choices. I want to hear
about it. Meet me at the front door to night
with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check. Or we said
to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
You heard me.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
What's wrong with child?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Man? You can do something else, man, I understand that.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
I don't want to know more from you.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Man.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
at this church tomorrow without saying dead body.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's all I'm saying. To push it to the bank, man,
there's one more bit of an issue that I need
to tell you.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Also, what the can be worse than a dead body?
What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Man? The issue sert that is worse than the dead
body is this is Nephew time and from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. Your best man Jeff got me the
prank pall call you what.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
You know what it man the best man about to
get the best when he can possibly get. Man playing
you then got me? Oh, it is to get the
best beat down posse for bane.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'll tell you Hey, one more question. What's the badness
radio show in the land?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Right for Steve Hagbo Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Babe Yes from musing to say.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Coming up next it is ask the COLO or Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey.
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Speaker 11 (22:01):
It is time to check in with the Cheap Love
Officer You to answer all of everybody's love questions. Here
we go. Mike and Clearwater, Florida says, I went on
a blind date with the finest girl I have ever met.
She's got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a
little on.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
The thick side, which I love.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
The only problem is that she smokes cigars and I
could taste it on her breast when we kiss. She
only does it on the weekend, So should I deal
with it or move on?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends and along the lane,
I mean, you know, there being a cigar smoker, there
are some things you can do, you know, to help
the situation, like what I mean, like, don't smoke, fol
you kiss. That's a big one. Yeah, it's they got
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stuff fun at me when you actually sig place it there,
you lean over a kiss, You fin to eat some cigar? Dog,
that's just all to it your kissing schedule. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna work that out with fine?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
For fine, fine, make that.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Him.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah we find to be blowing cigaret smoke all each other.
We all smoke a cigar.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah fine, how fine she is? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
It has a lot to do it, Okay, so he
should deal with it. And not move on. Just stay
there and take it, take it absolutely.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
I mean, come on, man, come on, man. Where a
follow doctor Titian and awed her.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Take all her taste, buzz out and everything. Doctor Trishner
removes one layer of mouth lining.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
Moving on to Felicity in Topeka, Felicity writes, I have
been seeing a man that is twelve years my junior,
and he's handsome and muscular up top, but lacking down below.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He tries to.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Overcompensate for his shortcomings and is too much for me
to handle. I have a schedule to keep up with
and kids to look after, so I can't be lying
around for hours with him. Is it cool to tell
him to hurry up? Or will he be offended? Please advise.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
It's not going to fend him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
If you tell him to hurry up. What will offend
him is you tell him why he needs to hurry
I know why you putting me in all this extra time.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And you're not in Yeah, you know, I loss again.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Being on the other.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Side of this one right here, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
In my life I've been too much, but I ain't
never been not enough. I've been here, I've been oh lord,
but I ain't never been open. I think I think
you're gonna have to tell him to hurry up.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You got things to do. But in a nice way.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is he a really great guy? Does he treats you
really well? They treat the kids great? How is he
as a man? You can work through some of these things?
You know some things you can do to speed up
the process.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I don't know, all right, Felicity moving on to Carolyn
and making Georgia. Carolyn says, as luck would have it,
I'm broke again at the wrong time of the year.
I was talking to my coworker about my issues, and
he said he could help me out if I showed
him two things. The two things are right under my chin,
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and he wants to see them. I've never been propositioned
like this, but he said he'd give me two hundred
dollars and that would help me get my little girl
that bike she wants. Is it so terrible if I
show him what? If he wants to pay to see more?
Speaker 8 (26:21):
What you what?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You? What? You?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What you think it's going to be leading to?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
This?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is this is to see what you're willing to do? Now,
if you do this for two hundred dollars, he already
know he got five. You're marking right, hey, though, I mean,
you go in there and tell your little girl, we
ain't get no damn bike this year.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You know, many years I heard that.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Bike.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh you working, I'd heard stuff like that. Bight, what's
wrong with the bike you got out there? You're talking
about the board you gave me from the dructure site.
That BikeE daddy, that's never been new like a new bike. Well,
I want a new car. You don't see. No, you
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don't see what I say.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Not that day. That's a lot, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So every time I asked him for something, he every
time I told my daddy I wanted something.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
He told me something he wanted. I want a new bike.
I want a new car.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, I want to go home.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well, hell, I want to go home too, But now
I got to go to work. So you're little ask him?
Eat what they got to do with what I said?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So, Carolyn, you're getting something from this, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean, if you show him to him for two
hundred dollars, the next offer fing to be five hundred.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
What you gonna do? Yeah, And they work together so
that's really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
But two hundred dollars that ain't nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah yeah, I am one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
Good Shirley, you didne divided it up?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Yes, cool, he's horrible, all right.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Misty and Rustin Louisiana says, I'm forty years old and
I purchased my first home for my son and I
my son is fifteen years old and refuses to do
the yard work for me. He told me that I
need to get my boyfriend to do it, since he's
always over there. I lit into him when he spoke
to me that way, and I called my father to
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come and talk to him. My father sided with him.
I expected my son to have pride in his home.
So am I wrong to demand that he do the
yard work at this house?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, I understand what you're saying. You're exactly right feeling
what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old son going,
so what this lady is doing is coming over here
sleeping with my mama. See, in fifteen, he got some
feelings about that that you haven't addressed. The fifteen year
old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship with
this man, and he trying to figure out what's the
(29:02):
value of him because he don't see him doing nothing
except sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have,
and never feelings ain't fitna leave that boy no time soon.
So the conversation you should have really is with this
man of yours as to what kind of example he's
setting for your son, because all boys want to be
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some type of man.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
It's gonna be a good man or a bad man.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And right now that's the example of manhood that's been
put in front of him, and he don't see much.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Of a man coming out of him. Great advice I
was over that if.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
You went to the bath, if you went to the
boyfriend and said, I wish you'd talk to my son,
maybe y'all could do it together or something, it would
mean a lot to him, and then you can finally
see what you're dealing with, which don't sound like much
of nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, Thank you, clo Hey, good morning. This is
your girl, Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
And my favorite Christmas memory is every single one of
my childhood christmases gave us the best Christmases ever, our
entire living room was filled with all kinds of presents
like dolls, bikes. Yeah, easy bake ovens had to have
one of those. But anyway, I have a wonderful holiday season.
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From Shirley Strawberry and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time to get the choice together. However,
the elves, I didn't know this. The elves are on
strike and you guys here with some grievances.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I got. I got this.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Someone listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good
at doing because I'm a former union man and as
ales have decided and they came to me with a
lot of complaints and I'm being a represented now. We
wanted Tommy to stand up for He was already standing
(30:58):
up see right there when I be damn. We need
somebody that's stand up for it, that look like they
actually standing.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
So I said I would do it.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
The l's this year are going on strike, well they
haven't gone on yet, but they're threatened to go on strike.
To elves are wanting to sit out this year. Santa
Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk to
these damn ls about their concerns. So I'm here with
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their grievances, and I want to start by saying these
are the l's grievouss, and I will be preparing these
statements on behalf of the L Foundation. We the LS
who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
Please show your support through our website www dot help
(31:53):
ls dot com.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
If you're want to help the l's help L's come tell.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Me that you don't know. So you know what y'all?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, the complaints that the elves have, and here we go.
Number one problem that they have it We the als
would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. Dont
no kid, won't no damn wooden toys. And we've been
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making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now
one of these wooden wheels, these wooden pegs block They
got real toys now. Secondly, we the als, are requesting
to have a casual Friday so we ain't got to
wear these stupid ass uniforms. They had tight ass pants
(32:53):
for these pointed hats. We want a casual Friday, voicing
the concern the elves have and are considered on going
on strike and they wanted me to convey this to
Center Claus and everybody listen, We're the Alves would like
to request a thirty minute smoke break.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
They smuts and we smoke, and we.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Want to be able to go outside and smoke whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
We want.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
If it's legal.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
We try making these wood chares without it, Elves don't
get high.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
And here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's ls.
We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
to work there, for the truth of the matter is
l really don't like kids.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Damn that because they think we kids to just because
we short. Get your damn hands off of me. I
drove here in the sleeve. Next complaint that they have,
we the Elves are uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Wearing these dang funny toe shoes.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
That hurt out.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We want crops to be the new official al shoe,
Crocks and gaiters to be the.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
New Al shoe.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
The Elves, I'm doing complaints. You don't act like you
ain't with them. Are you trying to add a complaint.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Like you ain't?
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Elves and pilgrims have the same shue. I'm not I'm
not an elbow. Well, let's quit playing this game, do they?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Next complaint, We the elves do not like elves shirts
and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we
want to start using fanny packs, so when we go
outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff
with its. Next complaint, We the elves understand that we
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on the north pole, but some of the younger elves
wants to cut back on the heat being so high
all the time in the workshop. The older Al's is
fine with the.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Damn we swim.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Next, we the elves would like to assign ten l's
each year to ride around with center, because we think
is unfair that we make all these damn toys and
we don't ever get to go on.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain?
Did we made the toy?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Let us go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
A couple more quickly, We the als, we still love
miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's
never too busy to being down and give us a hug.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
But we still would like to know exactly what does
she do up here?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
The cooks the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing
from her. We got a a qibla l and last
week not leaves. We the Ale support the me too movement.
That's real strong up here, and some of the female
ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho ho
(36:55):
ho ho.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And on that note, we're gonna go go. It was good.
It's Chris Brennan.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
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all in one place. And it's time now for a
round of would you rather? Would you rather New Year's
Eve in Las Vegas or would you rather New Year's
Eve in Times Square in New York?
Speaker 9 (37:46):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh lost?
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Hell no, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I've been to the ball Drop in New York I've
hosted New Year's three times, no Way Lost Vegas. I've
been to New Year's Eve on Lost. It so cold,
all right, it's super cold. It's the most unreasonable thing
you've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh, no suh.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
All right?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would
you rather a pillow fight with your spouse? That?
Speaker 10 (38:19):
I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
got to have here with a snowball. It could be
you know we're going to the hospital right after that.
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
You staying me with that?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Next my mouth is, you have no idea how many
rocks I don't had in the middle of my snowball?
Speaker 14 (38:45):
All right?
Speaker 11 (38:46):
Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
would you just rather FaceTime them? Be FACETI not having
the family over.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
They don't know when to lead, man, they just I'm
so glad.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Well you get this.
Speaker 8 (39:03):
Tree in here?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh too many questions?
Speaker 8 (39:06):
What you're doing with two trees?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh must be nice?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
You like everybody light bill in here? Look at all
these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
tarlet tissue? No, I had a relative say that one.
I had really say that all these bathrooms, how much
they probably spending on talllet tissue, ladies talet titsu at
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least about a san.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
That ain't the bill. I'm talking about it my house,
the damn tarlet tissue. All right, y'all dogs stay in
the house. Uh yeah yeah?
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff or would
you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Come on, hm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, we'll get the given it.
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Said? Big day?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Come on ready?
Speaker 8 (40:13):
You don't want no pot luck?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Man?
Speaker 8 (40:15):
No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Nobody want to take that chance? Right here?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Monica can cook, carl And can cook. I got to
don't watch what her I got. I gotta watch what
her pot looks like.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Make sure what.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
If it's the crock pile? All right, that's it's the
red crock pot.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Sure the body of the red crock pole.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather? Good morning?
Speaker 11 (40:51):
This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims. The season for happiness
and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from this
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, and it's time for comedy Roulette. Please,
Jay set.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
This one up for us.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Tell us And it's so important to explain this because
we get new listeners every day and we're doing a
different segment that people are not aware of. So that's
why I take the time to explain comedy rout. And
it's very simple. You take more subjects and you put
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them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel.
You fun the wheel and which stop we can do
the damn thing because we'se comedians.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Be good. Alright, here we go.
Speaker 11 (41:51):
These are the subjects for today. Things you can do
to get people to leave your house. Things you say
to people who've over decorated for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And
here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't
get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you
got it the pend Yeah let's go.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Let's spind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (42:31):
Oh oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating,
but now it stopped on.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted for.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
Chris the same as to use bad acting theater.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I don't even know how you got that out of that.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
All right, These are things you say when you didn't
get what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go. These
are things you say when you didn't get what you say.
Come on oo, this is nice and this one lights up?
Speaker 3 (43:04):
What is it.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
With that attitude?
Speaker 8 (43:08):
That's how you say it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
That's what you say and how you said it.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
This is something I actually said as a kid, but
I didn't get what I want huh for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
And uh they were standing there, my parents, but I
was about ten. I said, sugarh ice tea.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
You said a word, yes, Y know when you open
that box up and what you're supposed to get sugar?
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I'll uh I put this in the drawer with that
ragged ass tie you bout last.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I'm grateful.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
What you want.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
I like that time.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
This one just what you say at worked. I knew
what he pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth
for darrenche I.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Knew poor.
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Thing you say and you didn't get it. You want yeah,
a pound cake. Huh, thanks a lot.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Yeah, it's a diabetic.
Speaker 10 (44:18):
You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
What happened? Check shot again?
Speaker 10 (44:26):
Check show again?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
What? Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (44:30):
Why in the hell?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that.
Speaker 8 (44:36):
Come on, man, really, I don't.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Work on nothing.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Guys, it's not the count.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Black people don't eat fruitcake? Standing up down?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (44:52):
What is some damn green things in there?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
What is that cherish? The extra.
Speaker 9 (45:01):
Snowshovel? I live in l A.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Thanks things.
Speaker 10 (45:07):
People say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (45:10):
I already know the.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Story of Jesus. I already know it.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Who eats that? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out.
Speaker 8 (45:34):
That's why we're getting at divorce. This damn crock pie,
This damn crock pot. This is the last thing somebody
won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me who said
that one. Sorry, all right?
Speaker 11 (45:55):
It is a nephew with the brank phone call that's
coming up right after you're listening.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
You could a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
Speaker 11 (46:02):
At the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
trying to get through the holidays. We'll get into that
in just a few find out what that's all about.
But right now it is time for the nephew. He
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us next?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Well, you know, sometimes you gotta say it, you know,
sometimes you got to get it off your chest. Sometimes
you just got to give somebody a phone call and
you just gotta let him know.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
You just got to say it. What we're saying, say what.
I love your wife?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
You do?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
You just gotta say that, you.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
I mean, you know it's been on it's been heavily
on my mind, but the last year too. I love
your wife or than you. I mean, it's just it's
just facts.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's got a lot of nerves, you, nephew.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
I've been.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
I've been, I mean, we've been. We've been going ourselves
at lunch at work. You know, I've been saying the
money over there, I'm taking care of youid.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Off the most, aren't you.
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping the lights on over there. Let's
go cat.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach track
this track with this. Hey, Trey, how you doing? Man?
This is Milton. I work at your wife, Terese Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you probably heard of me before. I've been been at
the job probably about five years now. Chef she ever
mentioned me?
Speaker 5 (47:26):
No, I ain't, no milking.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Everything cool?
Speaker 14 (47:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
but like I say, I've been working at the spot
for five years and been on to reach a probably
like around three. And I guess what I really want
(47:50):
to say is that I didn't I didn't gain some
feelings for two weeks and yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo hold on, man, holo, holo.
You called me and you're telling me right now you
have feelings for my wife who you work with, and
you like her, Teresa, because that is my wife. You
have feelings for my wife?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Is that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a
while to come forward and say this, but you know
I'm mad enough now and I feel like me and
you need to talk about it, raight. Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 7 (48:21):
Have you got your mind?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the
day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on
my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off of me,
all right. And at the end of the day, I
love your wife more than you do. What I I
love your wife more than you do. Right?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
So you how long you've been loving my wife? You
tell me how long you've been loving my How long?
How long you feel that you have been in love
with my wife?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least.
Speaker 7 (48:53):
Does my wife even know this?
Speaker 3 (48:55):
I mean, I'm sure she's aware to a certain extent.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
To a certain extent, what what? How how certain of
the extent are we talking?
Speaker 3 (49:02):
I mean, you know when we go to lunch together
and she you know.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
I mean, I'm sure you know y'all y'all be going
to lunch together. How long y'all be going to lunch together?
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean, we go
to lunch together almost every day. I mean we might
miss the day. If she go with the girls and
I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
much at lunch together. God, I need a.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Bro stayed hell away from my wife.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Bro, I needed to back up.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Ain't no one because you here to talk enough. You
didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no
more states. You need to stay the back period, say
the back man. I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing,
nothing at all, because.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Come on, we don't live me. Listen, listen. I know
all about you, trade everything about it, all right. I
already know how you treat her.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
All right.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
I'm hot. I'm feeling like a strong cited station right
now because I really want to reach through the phone
and just break right now. That's what I really want
to do. That's what I really want to do. And
what my wife talking about business outside of my road hole,
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
know what she's going through.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
She let me know all with that lunch, Bro, I
don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Bro, ain't no more lunch.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
about you and along with my white people taking what's
a Milton?
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I'm Milton? You at Bro?
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Where do you?
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Lady? Man? Man? Listen? Calm down? With all that energy
you got going on like you're gonna do something.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You're not to come down. What you got much going
to work?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
You're not. You're not finna do nothing right right now?
Speaker 7 (50:42):
Bro, I'm my team's right now. Something where you are
right right now?
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Bro?
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (50:46):
So how about how about when you got laid off,
when you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the waiting saying all the fields
you ain't jump all right? That you know?
Speaker 5 (50:59):
You know everything? I bet you know I got a too.
So all you need to know is all you need
to know is bright Get done, bro, Get done, brokeep done.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Bro. You know what the.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Folk talk about that he with the wife saying that
he'll love is talking about lunches. Sot the hell up.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
While we in you can thank me for the for
the suit that you got for Christmas. You can thank
me for that. I picked it out and I paid
for it. Okay a word?
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Okay, cool, cool cool, all right, cool, Well let me
go in this project right now, right now, all right,
you're talking about the great Suit of three peas stuff.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
What you talk about it?
Speaker 5 (51:37):
He's got a great boot right here with this book.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Anyway, I don't like this now, you don't like the suit.
You don't want to suit? Three times now you don't
like tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit, dude,
I swear to God, I.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Swear to God.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need
to talk to my wife.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
I need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't
hold this back no more me living behind in the shadows,
and I put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa
when she needed while you was laid off.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
I'm helping out.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
I'm going. You know I'm doing I'm doing too much
on money.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
So he was giving the money. You kicking the money
when I was laid off.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
You're kicking the money, dude. Somebody had to step up.
Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know
I just tried to step in and help out.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
So you're giving my wife money.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
What he's saying, do you want me to make you
feel better about the whole time? You want to make
you feel better.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
You ain't need to make me feel better about, man, wife.
All I got to do is talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this to you, Trey,
This his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mary Show.
Your wife Teresa had gotten me to breakfat colle what Hey,
this is Tommy. Man, this nephew talking Steve Harred Morning Show.
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You'll want to Steve Harvey Show. Br br you got.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Don't do that.
Speaker 7 (53:20):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
You gotta stop that.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
Tommy.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Come on now, come on, you gotta stop. My heart
is breaking.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
I'm sweating. Oh come on now, Hey, I gotta ask
you this. You gotta tell me what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I think he was a little upset.
Speaker 8 (53:39):
I'm sir you thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
I just find you to be one of the more
ignorant people in our family, and sometimes me just talking
to you reminds me that we are related, because Dog,
I hurt you about that type of call.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
But did you enjoy the call? That's what it's about.
It's not about that man's feelings and how he felt
and all of that. It's about you riding in the
car listening to this. People enjoyed that. What we're talking
about here. Let's let's not get away from what we're
trying to do here. People, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
You?
Speaker 1 (54:12):
You were saying, Steve, you know what, I'm not gonna
do this.
Speaker 8 (54:19):
I'm not gonna do it with you.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
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We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 11 (56:24):
Subject trying to get through the holidays. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm in love with another man, and I just need
to make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend
so I can dump him and get with the new guy.
But I need your advice before I let a sure
thing go and move on to a fairy tale lover.
I don't want to leave my current boyfriend just yet,
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because he is getting my brakes fixed on my car
and he's getting me a bracelet that I want for Christmas.
I already saw it hiding in his drawer, so I'm
doing all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
My new man is an similar situation, but he's married.
He advised me to stay put while he lets his
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marriage fizzle on out. He and his wife don't have
any children, so he can make a clean break. We've
been looking at apartments together but I told him we
might be moving too soon by choosing to.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Move in together.
Speaker 11 (57:18):
I agree that I will put the apartment and all
of the utilities in my name until his divorce is finalized.
I told my sister about my excitement over the new guy,
and she wanted to meet him, but he said it's
best to not invite family into our messed up situation
until he's out of his marriage. My sister took that
(57:38):
as a bad sign that he's going to have me
staying in an apartment all by myself and.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
He's going to come over and have sex with me
and go right back to his wife.
Speaker 11 (57:48):
I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
the one that initiated everything.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
He pursued me and told me I deserve to be
treated like a queen.
Speaker 11 (57:56):
Meanwhile, my boyfriend does not take me out anymore, and
he never wants to have sex. All he does is
ask me to be patient with him because he's working
on a master plan for us. It's been three years
and he's not even ready to live together. Do I
start with my prince or stay with this bump?
Speaker 8 (58:15):
All right?
Speaker 11 (58:16):
I know we've said this before about a lot of
strawberry letters. But I think this is one of the
truly dumbest letters we've had. And I hope the men
that are listening don't think all women are like this,
because we are not. It's wrong what you're doing to
your current boyfriend, who doesn't take you out anymore, who
doesn't want to have sex with you. Maybe he knows
(58:36):
about the man that you have, this married man. I
just say, if you don't want your boyfriend, let him go.
You ask for advice about leaving your current boyfriend before
you let a sure thing go.
Speaker 9 (58:48):
And here it is.
Speaker 11 (58:51):
I mean, he said he's just waiting for his marriage
to fizzle out. I mean, do you hear how stupid
that sounds. There's no end date, no nothing, no papers
in the works, nothing. Then you volunteer to put the
apartment and all of the utilities in your name.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Now, why would you do that?
Speaker 11 (59:08):
Why would you do that for a man who's married.
You said he pursued you and said you should be
treated like a queen. Well, yes you should, we all should,
but this is not queen treatment. A queen wouldn't accept
any of this mess. There are way too many red
flags here. Your sister saw them right away when he
said he didn't want to meet her until he got
(59:29):
out of his marriage.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
That sounded like a cop out to her, but.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Not to you.
Speaker 11 (59:34):
You are still making excuses for him. Listen, this married
man is gonna do just what your sister said. If
he's that into you, then then why not get out
of his marriage then get with you, and you should
back off until he gets out of his marriage. You're
talking about making all these moves and he's not available. Okay,
(59:56):
he is not available for you to do this right now,
so don't do Steve.
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I'm so serious. I'm tired, I'm tied. I'mna just tell
you right now. After I do this strawberry letter, I'm
gonna go in there and lay down. You know, I'm
because I'm tired. I don't I don't know what to
keep telling y'all. I don't know why y'all keep trying me.
(01:00:24):
But today today, though today ain't today. I ain't the
one fault today. Let's just get into it. I'm telling
you nothing but raw, raw truth, a w truth. I'm
(01:00:44):
in love with another man, Okay. I just need to
make it through the holidays with my current boyfriend so
I can dump him and get with the new guy.
This letter got stupid rode on so far because right
now we're just talking about a boyfriend. This ain't even
(01:01:05):
a marriage, and I can dump him to get the
new guy. But I need your advice and hear where
I come here at before I let a sure thing
go and move on to a fairy tale level. So
we gonna let go of the sure thing to go
to the fairy tale level. But let's find out a
little bit about this show thing in this fairy tale level.
Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
I don't want to leave. Listen to this reason right here,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Want to leave my carent boyfriend just yet because he's
getting my breaks fixed on my car and he give
me a bracelet I want for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
I'll be damn.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Your damn whole life is hanging on some breaks and
a bracelet. You done put your life on hold so
you can get some breaks and a bracelet. I'm gonna
tell you right now you ain't worth a damn. I'm
just gonna tell you that not you are so cheap.
(01:02:03):
You were a set of breaks and a bracelet. Girl,
I already saw it hiding in this drawer. So I'm
doing all I can to be stay faithful until the
new year. But you're gonna ride it out. You're gonna
stay faithful for the embraceleting breaks. That's all that take
(01:02:25):
to be and b breaking bracelet boyfriend, braakle.
Speaker 11 (01:02:36):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the subject of today's strawberry letter
trying to get through the holidays. We'll get back into
this right after this.
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Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is trying to get through the holidays.
Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
This ignorant strawberry letter is about a woman that is
trying to get through the straw trying to get through
the holidays because she in love with another man, but
she don't want to leave her boyfriend yet because she
can't dump him just yet, because she need advice. But
now she say, before I let a sure thing go
and move on to a fairy tale level. Hear why
she don't want to leave her current boyfriend ready, cause
(01:03:53):
he getting my breaks fixed on my car and he
gonna get me a bracelet I want for Christmas? That
is Hey, y'all out there that's got real lives. How
many y'all willing to hold your life up for a
break job in a bracelet? How many of y'all in
to delay your happiness and what you really want over
(01:04:14):
some breaks? Probably just need some new pants at a bracelet.
Already saw it hiding in this drawer, So I'm doing
all I can to stay faithful until the new year.
It was just laying in the drawer. It wasn't in
a box or nothing. Your bracelet hot. That's a hot bracelet.
If your drawers just laying in the drawer, you don't
(01:04:36):
see it in no velvet box or nothing. Your bracelet hot.
He just got that out the pawn shopping. When they
find it they gonna take your bracelet from. My new
man is in a similar situation, but he married. Mister
got domb wow breaks bracelets, break up and boyfriend the
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folk bees.
Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
My new man is in a similar situation, but he married.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
He advised me to stay put while he lets his
marriage fizzle on out.
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
What what do that mean? What does that mean? I'm
gonna let my marriage fizzle on out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
This ain't a birthday coundle. You can't just wait till
your marriage fizzle out. This ain't one of them sparkles
we used to have when we was kids. You know
you lighted, you waving around till it fizzle out.
Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
This is marriage.
Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
This ain't no damn fire cracker.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
This is marriage. He can't just let it fizzle out.
He got to go to court and they got something
for your little fizzle out ass playing. I can tell
you that right now. I've been dying. Now talk about
you gonna let it fizzle out. They finna help your
ass out, is what they finn do? This fit the cost.
This ain't you don't let marriage fizzle out. He and
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his wife don't have any children, so he can make
a clean break. What what did you say you think,
because ain't no kids involved, you can make a clean break.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
By we've been looking at apartments together, but I told
him we might be moving too soon by choosing to
move in together.
Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
He not moving in with you.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
All y'all been doing is looking at apartments. He can't
move in with you because the marriage ain't fizzled. Our check,
it's still sparkling. Show dumb self. I agreed that I
would put the apartment in all the utilities in my
name until his divorce is finalized.
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
They gonna stay in your name even if he do
get a divorce. Who who switch?
Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Who switch names on apartments and electric be and all that? Girl,
I can't believe you this signat. I told my sister
about my excitement over the new guy, and she wanted
to meet me. But he said it's best not to
invite family into our messed up situation. That's a true
statement until he's out of his marriage. My sister took
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that as a bad sign. Your sister stupid too. She
took the fact that he didn't want to meet her
as a bad sign. You don't think the bad sign
is he married? That ain't a bad sign.
Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Ah, So y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Y'all think the bad sign is he didn't want to
meet you. The bad sign is he married and he
told you he waiting on his marriage to fizzle out.
They ain't got no kids yet, so they gonna make
a clean break. Let me show you how this marriage
fit in the fizzle she fit to get pregnant because
(01:08:02):
the wife don't know nothing about this. This is him
telling you that the marriage is fizzling out. I promise
you that the wife's sitting over there thinking everything is
honky doing. I promise you that. I promise you that
all men that's married that's trying to have an affair
with a woman gonna tell him something wrong at the house.
That's the opening line because we play on the fact
(01:08:24):
that you all are nurturers by nature and y'all always
want to fix something.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Let me hear him get through with this.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I don't think that's the case, because this guy is
one that initiated everything. Wait a minute, you don't think
that's the case, because he initiated everything. Girl used to
He pursued me and told me that I deserve to
be treated like a queen. Well, you're not getting treated
like a queen though, you don't see that. Meanwhile, my
(01:08:55):
boyfriend does not take me out anymore and he never
wants to have set. That's because he having sex somewhere else.
Y'all been together three years. All you getting is your
breaks fixed and a bracelet. You ain't getting no wed
and read because you're having sex with somebody else. Let
me tell you how stupid this is. You're in the
(01:09:16):
movie Dumb and Dumble. Yo, Boyfrid is dumb. Your married
boyfriend is dumb all and.
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is this is this is ball up in a not time.
Speaker 9 (01:11:41):
This is time you ball up in the nine.
Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
You didn't tell about the side piece helper of mobile app.
Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Yes, go to the mobile app.
Speaker 10 (01:11:51):
Yeah, like you need like in side pece on Christmas,
you can't get it to it. We will take a
plate to her from your house and we take a
plate to her and we put the you know, her gift.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
We transport that you know, whatever it is.
Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
You know what we got. You know what else we got.
We got side piece Hamburger. Help. That's the dinner for them,
you see, that's the dinner for them to have, you know,
because they can't have with everybody else. You see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 14 (01:12:20):
Now you're thinking download the app and get out of
that ball.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah you told her how did your wife cooking?
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Is?
Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Well, now she can taste it. That's app all right?
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this.
Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
Everybody is your favorite play cousin Junior. We want to
thank you for rocket with the Steve Harvey Morning Show
all year long. It is the holiday season and we
want to wish you a very merry Christmas for the
Sea Harry Morning Show and especially from your favorite play
cousin Jr.
Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I love y'all. Happy holiday.
Speaker 11 (01:13:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
from Melissa in Clarkston. Malisa says, I've been helping one
of my best girlfriends work through her divorce, and I
do the drop off and pick up of her son
twice a month with her ex husband. It was raining
last week, so he invited me inside while he helped
his son put his shoes on. His house is nice
(01:13:23):
and his artwork is even nicer. I complimented him on
the art, and he asked if I'd be willing to
help him.
Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Pick a few more pieces.
Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
Everyone knows I'm an art collector, so would I be
wrong to go shopping for art with him?
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
You know?
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Good in hell?
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Will?
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
What?
Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
Lady?
Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Good o' hair will?
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
You're picking up the baby, you over her ex husband
house and you're out there shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yes, it's fitting to go all wrong and you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Why don't you put in this letter that you really
have your eyes on this man because you're single, Timonia.
Everybody know I'm an art collector. She don't give a
damn if your last name is Picasso. What is your
ass helping him fall? And you know were going through
a divorce and now you.
Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
Over the girl.
Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Lady, Come on now, girl, come on. You already know
that ain't cool. But see she wont to go help you.
She went in the house. The house is nice, but
his heart.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
See, she just saw herself in there cooking.
Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
That's what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Oh, it's all right, So what it is?
Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
Yeah, you heard him. You'd be wrong for going to
shop for art with him. We have time for another one, Steve.
This one is from Kwame in Chicago. It says, my
girlfriend's job gave her sweet tickets to an NBA game.
I'm a black man and she's biracial. She recently got
her hair highlighted with ash blonde and I love it.
(01:14:55):
It was her boss's first time seeinger hair, and he
asked her if she was embracing her quote white side
by going blonde. She laughed it off, but I thought
it was very inappropriate. It's her job, so I couldn't
check this. Man, why did she let it slide?
Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
Well, you said you couldn't check it, check it because
it's her job, boss. She probably feel the same way
about her job. You should have accidently.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Yeah, so what now?
Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
So she can't keep being employed?
Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
What happened to?
Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You don't.
Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
It just don't make no sense, though, I don't understand
why you will.
Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Why he said that you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
Letting your boss make a comment like that. That's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It is.
Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
That's hr complaint, man, It really is a ha complaint.
You took the class.
Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
H classes. Oh yeah, that's right he did, didn't he?
Cause h.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I know exactly what I can't say? Whatich your damn
than nothing? I didn't let me on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
You're always over the edge always. So he wants to know,
why does she let his slide?
Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Dog?
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
What do you want her to do?
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
You didn't do nothing, but you want your girl in
a suite at a football game to check her boss
about are you embracing your white side? That was an
inappropriate comment for your boss to me, and you could
and you could say something about it, but no, Well.
Speaker 11 (01:16:38):
He didn't want to because it's her job and he
didn't want her to get in trouble on the job,
either get fired or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah, he didn't want so he wanted her to say something. Yes, Yes,
he wanted her to say something. So maybe she'll say
something later. Maybe it's not in the moment they get
back to work.
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Yeah, like Steve said, I'll go to HR. Maybe that's
what she'll do and say what she needs to say.
I want to hear. I don't think later on, well
she should go out there just say uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Well, since I'm embracing my white side, I will be
reporting this to h R because I'm highly offended and
the white woman and me has just decided to address
it and kiss my black side. In my black side
wants you to kiss the dog parts of me, which.
Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Press you want to?
Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
All right?
Speaker 11 (01:17:41):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Goodbye to
a year of financial regrets. As twenty twenty four winds down,
most Americans are looking back on this year with a
lot of financial regret. According to a survey by nerd
(01:18:03):
wallat sixty nine percent of Americans say they regret some
of the money decisions they made this year, primarily not
saving enough for emergencies and financial goals. They say they
spent too much on entertainment and not enough on planning
for the future and approving their credit score.
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Improving their credit score.
Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Gen Z is the most regretful generation, with eighty nine
percent of them expressing financial regrets, followed by Millennials, gen
X and baby boomers. So, Tommy Junior, do you guys
have financial regrets of your own this year?
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
From this year?
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
I mean, it's just like we could say this everywhere.
Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Well, I spent a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
I spent a lot remodeling my wife's kitchen, but I
wanted to do that wife's kitchens.
Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
You all have separate kitchens, Oh kitchen. I'm sorry. Okay,
what you know?
Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
I call it hers. I call it hers.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Because you didn't want he probably does too, Yeah, to
do it.
Speaker 8 (01:19:01):
I wanted to do it. But you know when I
do something, I go all in.
Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
So I was.
Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
I was all the way in. You ain't gonna do
all that. You ain't gonna do it? Now we going
all in? We ain't gonna do it again. Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Uh huh huh oh.
Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
You spent quite a bit redoing the kitchen, but to
me it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Junior, that's all you get, the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
I'm mad by the damned dog. We both.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
That's what I know.
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
My whole life behind is dog man.
Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
I regret that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
That's all right. Coming up next, we'll play around it.
Would you rather?
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 11 (01:20:13):
Would you rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or
would you rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in
New York?
Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Hell? No?
Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Las Vegas, Los Vegas. I've been to the ball drop
in New York. I've hosted New Year's three times, No
way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's even on
Las Vegas cold. Okay, all right, it's superl It's the
most unreasonable thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (01:20:40):
Man, that parade, that ball drop, no.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Sun, no sun, that's all right. Would you rather snowball
fight with your spouse or would you rather a pillow
fight with your spouse?
Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
Got that fight?
Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
I got to have a pillow fight. That's what I
got to have here with a snowball. It could be
you know we're going to the hospital.
Speaker 8 (01:20:59):
That right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
That?
Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Oh, no rock Cleveland put it as?
Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
I know how everything you staying me with that?
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Next I my mouth.
Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
You have no idea how many rocks I done had
the middle of my snowball? All right?
Speaker 11 (01:21:20):
Would you rather have extended family over for Christmas? Or
would you just rather FaceTime them? Beat? You're not having
the family over?
Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
They don't know when to lead on, man, they just
I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here?
Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Oh too many questions?
Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
What you're doing with two trees?
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Oh, let's be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
You like everybody light bell in here. Look at all
the bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
talle tissues?
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
What?
Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
No, s I had a relative say that one time.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I had to remember, say that all these bathrooms, y'all
much say, probably spending on tilet tissue, ladies, tilet titiuer
at least about asan That ain't the be all I'm
talking about it my house, the damn toilet tissue.
Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
All right, y'all dogs stay in the house.
Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
Yeah, yeah, Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff
or would you rather do a Christmas potla dinner?
Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Come on?
Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Hm hm huh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I mean I'd rather give y'all money. Hell, I'm not,
We'll get the given it. Let's got a merry Christmas?
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Be ready?
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
You don't want no pot luck?
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Man?
Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
No, she's scared. Scared what Shirley gonna bring? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Want to take that chance? O?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Here, Monica can cook, Carling can cook. I got don't
watch what I got. I gotta watch what hill pot
and looks like? Make sure what if.
Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
It's the crock pile?
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
All right, that's it's the red crock pot.
Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
Surely you don't even read, all right, that's today's rounded
would you rather Coming up next? It is our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
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