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Speaker 9 (02:13):
Well, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You know what's important, What's what can be a huge
part of your success is if you if you find
a balance, if you find a balance in your life.
That's that's been very important for me. And I've really
never phrased it this way until now, but I was
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kind of thinking about it after my wife and I
mean we set up one night recently. Man. You know,
I often come on here and this is kind of
an inspirational moment of the show, and I try to
remind people about that most important relationship between you and God.
And that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the
that's the top of the crown. You've got to form
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the relationship with God. If you don't, everything else struggles.
It's hard to be a good husband without God. It's
hard to be a good family man without God. It's
hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard to
be hard to get through this thing called life without God.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
So that's clear.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But at the same time, you can't talk about God.
Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,
let's just be real. I ain't doing I ain't your pastor,
and I ain't at your church. But let's just be
real about it. You know, if people tell you got
to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that,
that's a true statement.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Got to keep your mind stayed in that area.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I Don't'm not here to tell you how to live,
but you got to keep your mind stayed in that
area of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.
That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.
I apologize if I'm not saying it the way you've
been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,
you got to go to work. You got to have
some fun. You got to take care of your business.
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And that's the balance you have to find. So it
once you focus on showing up your relationship with God,
you gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate
some time I don't care who you are, for your family.
If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate
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some time for them. See, we can't just marry these
women or make these kids and then neglect them. And fellas,
especially if I'm talking to men out here and ladies
you can listen to, but listen, if you find yourself
struggling in your life, man, and you can't seem to
get it together, Let's just go over a couple of things.
The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you
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can't seem to pull it together and reach your goals
and get the where you want to go.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Let's just do a.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Check how is your relationship with God? And then next
how much time are you taking to allocate for your family? Now,
your family don't always live in your house, but if
you made them, they yours and the responsibility to them
is never lessen because you don't stay that no more.
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Because you and the girl broke up, you and a
woman don't speak that hey man, that don't ever release
you from the obligation. Feel me what I'm telling you
this now because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.
I've had to live through them years. So two things
you can start looking at. If you're not where you
want to be, and you ain't, you ain't really silent.
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You can't figure out why you keep spending your wheels.
Have you just done a random inventory? Man? Have you
just checked on your relationship with God? Have you checked
on the time you spending dedicated towards your family, your
children that you created? If them two things is out
of sink, man, that I can tell you right now,
you can go on and get to explaining yourself away
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just like that. Hey man, how come you ain't where
you want to be?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Man?
Speaker 9 (05:56):
Comes man, I really ain't. Well, if you really ain't,
then you really ain't.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The third thing is you got to allocate the necessary
time for your business.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
You got to handle your business.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
All of this, man, is the way it works, and
the order the order is God first, family second. Then
you got to handle all your business. But as me,
and this is what we do. If I don't handle
my business, I can't take care of my family, true statement.
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But if your business is in front of your family,
you out of order. Now that's all we talking about
now in it. See, that's all we really say in
here now, fellas you know, you know I mean, I mean,
come on, man, you know, let's have a real conversation
about being better. You know, if you have created these children,
you got to handle your business. You may not like
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the girl no more. You and the woman might have
broken up, y'all might go your own way, But what
that got to do with the child though, Man, you
got to handle your business. They got to know who
daddy is. That's your obligation. Man, that God ain't letting
you off the hook for that. Try it. Go ahead
and try it and think you're gonna get off the
hook with that, cause you're not.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Man, You just not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming like that?
Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.
I was over here trying to reshape my life, get
myself up on my feet when I was a homeless
man and trying to come back. Man, I thought I
had to take care of me first and then so
I can neglect it.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Care about them kids, man, I ain't hid at work. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
God kept his knee on my neck for a long
time for that one right there, till I finally learned
the lesson hold up man, put these phone calls in,
Go spend some time, do something, And then it started
turning around for me. You know, I can't be there
all the time because I am out here on the grind,
in the hustle.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
But at the same time, Man, some more phone.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Calls, some more letters, some more hawha, he hes something,
Then take care of your business. Man.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
You got to work hard to be successful.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know. Sometimes I don't put that in there. I
just live it, and I expect my sons to emulate that.
But I gotta talk to them all the time. How
hard you got to work to be something. It's all
out of salt on it.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go. You
gotta wake up every day trying to get there, and
you can't get tired of it because it.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Never ends. You gonna always be this way.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's how life is designed and set up. You got
to be a hard worker.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you always looking for some time to chill and man,
I wanna go do what I want to do.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
You ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
In order to be successful, you have to do a
series of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is
the thing that most of us are uncomfortable doing.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
It's so much easier to chill matter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I wish I could kick back with a cigar man
all the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because
I got to work. Then the last piece of the balance, pie,
balance piece is you gotta take some time out to
enjoy yourself.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
But if you ain't.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Where you wanna be, you ain't got a lot of
time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance
is even. It's a whole lot of God, a whole
lot of family, a whole lot of business, and a
little bit of chilling. The chilling can't be equal.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
To the family, the business, all your God.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
If the chilling is equal to any of them, you
ain't gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to
work like a man. Do what you're supposed to do.
Work on your family, work on your relationship, work on
your God, work on your business. And then when you chill,
you might not chill as law, but you show gonna
chill bigger. You're gonna ball bigger.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Baby here listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.
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Oh why you picked us? Oh?
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Yeah, Junior, what's on your mind this morning?
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Can I talk this about saw month?
Speaker 13 (11:17):
I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding, real.
Speaker 14 (11:20):
Fast, you know, are we're coming to the closing end
of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You know, what is it?
Speaker 14 (11:24):
We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying
to figure out, like, when do we start.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
Putting the plan together for twenty twenty four?
Speaker 14 (11:31):
Do we start in twenty twenty four? Do we start now?
Or how do we start setting these goals together for
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
As soon as I think of something that needs to
be accomplished or something I want to have on my
wish liss, I start to process immediately. I don't wait
for resolutions or New Year's and I start now. I've
learned that delaying does exactly that delays. Why would you
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delay something that you want to happen? You start, and
once you start practicing the practice of procrastination, it takes
root really fast, and next thing you know, you're looking
for special days to do this, special moments to do that.
And then you'll find out in life that there is
no correct time to start except now. And it ain't
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no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,
because they ask will not line up them. Damn ducks
walks off in all kinds of directions. These are not
the ducks down at the Peabody in the Mempheruse.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I'm telling you, they don't get in that line.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
They don't come off that elevator and walk straight and
get in that damn water. These damn ducks in life,
they fly off, they go the other way. They go
over there and get in somebody get in white people cars.
You can go, hey, sure, ask do it. Get out
to the white people's coll So if you wait on
your ducks to line up, man, stop doing that. Go now.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
I don't wait for resolutions.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I've started everything that I want to that I'm hoping
for in twenty twenty four. I've already started fertilizing the seeds.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, what a great end.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that's how I do it. Jun, I don't wait
on the resolutions. This it's fun to do them because
I don't know. Yeah, sound good, but yeah, if you're
gonna lose weight, see right now, like the big one
in twenty twenty four, gonna be to lose weight, but you're.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Finna pack on fifteen.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Up until the end that you're goin to packed fifteen
on this month.
Speaker 15 (13:34):
All right, Uh, we'll come right back with more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
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Speaker 15 (14:18):
All right, so, Steve, let's talk about some of your
favorite Christmas memories you know, and your favorite holiday tradition.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I want to ask you, oh like pole memories. But
they was good though, you know, because I didn't know,
you know, no different.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I figured just the way it was right everyone, you.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Know, everybody get a gift.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Uh huh what did you sitting around think you've in
olden multiple packages? Just damn gift man put.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
The tearing off of the wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year. That bowl,
save that boat, I know.
Speaker 15 (15:09):
And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap. That
was her thing.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
She loved.
Speaker 15 (15:16):
Yes, she could it looked just like it did at
the at the department stores.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
My mom could rape.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Man, girl, I got an easy bake up in one.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Oh, yes, with the light.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
With the light.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
If I would have wrapped it, you knew it because
everything I wrapped to the exact shape or whatever. The
dog dog you if you thought it was a trunk,
that's probably what it was. It was.
Speaker 14 (15:43):
It was obvious then going over the under the tree
and just feeling on the gifts trying to guess what
it was.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Man, if I wrapped it, you knew.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Wow, one, I gotta.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Bowling.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You know exactly what it is.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Looked like he gave all the baseball.
Speaker 15 (16:08):
I remember when I got a tape recorder one year.
That was always a good was the beginning of my career.
Right there, tape recorder. Yes, Oh, I got a starry
rewind fast forward.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Yes, yes, good good stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that
tape recorder right there.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh yeah, well happened to you where.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You press play and record play and record frights it
get it done?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yes, yes, my mama got me mine for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy Ray Moore sick
to find a monkey. God talk the whole down in
the jungle deep. That's second fine monkey damn shouted through
the trees and all up in here that monkey. I
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was in elementary school. He was cussing. He was cutting
seventh six or seventh about Ray Moore. Well, my daddy
and them used to play it. Oh, I sit on
the steps in the hallway and listen to it. Be
in the hallway, Holliday. Everybody had the albums Man, but
I remberized the whole signifying monkey, and I could sound
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just like it. So when my mama got it, I
went upstairs and I'm recording way down the signifying monkey
cussing and everything I'm talking about cuss just like that's
when you first loved.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You fell in love like this.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So everything going good. We go to church that morning.
We come back. A couple of sister Porter and sister
all Bell came over to see my mama and they
was in there in the living room, and I had
my recorder on the coffee table because I said, saw
a cookie on the dining room table. I wanted to
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get a matter of fact of rice Chrispy or well.
And when I came back. My mama had to recorded
and my stomach. Uh, she said, what did they? They
was all talking about, Uh, sister Harvey, what is that.
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That's these new recorders that you buy. We bought one
for Steve.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
I'm just and I said, man, man, don't hit that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But over there, this lady porter say, what's on it?
My mama press play? I opened it up like this
way down in the jungle deep that signifying munkeet that
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didn't ever sleep. Yeah, I'm cussing in everything. I mean,
it's on the recorder. So my mama trying to find
a button off, but she can't cut it off. She
can't control the volume or nothing. She steady hitting the
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plate button. Well that's already down and your baby talking.
Lady at the church say, oh, that's that's Rudy raymore So,
I said, okay, that might help a little bit, they say.
She say, but who is it though?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Who's saying this?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure
out how I can make this recorded disappear and make
the forget God. If I stay here and look out
the window, maybe they won't notice it's me.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I was sitting there in trouble. My mama's finally cut
that thing off. She said, boy lord Jesus, when your
daddy get home, no man, So they left. My daddy
came home, she said, snick, listen to what this boy
didn't put on his shit on Christmas? And she pressed
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play again, very down in the jungle deal. My daddy said,
who is that? My mama said, that's your son, boy,
And then my daddy listening to it, and he started smiling.
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Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell
you rest on where we come back. This is Steve
Harbin Martin show Man. Why don't we have a radio
show if we're gonna do it right?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Listen to your side?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's stupid? Did you stupid? That's what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Say that? Man? Why do we say that show? If
we're gonna be right? Morning show coming up right aft.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year. Loans warm
hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty
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five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org.
Help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
All Right, before we went to break, Steve, if you
were telling us a story about when your dad heard
you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Cord come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So she pressed on way down and shu that blankly
blank didn't ever sleep walking through trees and swinging in
the saint back back at saying none of it. So
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my daddy listened to it. He smiled, He said, that's.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Yes, sir, you thought you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
He said, where are your coat at? Go get your coat?
Come on.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Cold as I ain't never done nothing.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
I used to going in the basement.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
What is the come.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
He puts me in the car, He get the machine.
We back out.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five
minutes from the house. He got walk in Earl there,
Merry Christmas, slick, what's up little boy?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Very Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The boy got something for y'all. Right, here, tell me
who this is? So all the men in there with
boy that Rudy Raymo, No it ain't. Dusty said you
running boy, every boy right here, this boy sound like
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r Ramo. So mister Welles said, we do some of it.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
When I got to cuts it from y'all, did you
do it?
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, way like that right there? Oh man, I love it,
I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it
was the greatest thing he heard. Now, he said. And
when we get back home, tell you mama, we rolled
and talked about it. Okay, well you do.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh oh,
it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got toe
up and nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, he ain't want to whoop me, no way, because
he was great. He thought that was the greatest thing.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
You ain't even what you learn these words from?
Speaker 11 (24:45):
Ya?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You're playing at all the party.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Looking at Yeah wow?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Who else you listen to?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Though?
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Good Christmas memories?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Right there? Red Fox, Red Fox.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
That's now this country comedian named Jerry Cloud.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Jerry Cloud.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. He'll be man, okay, yeah,
I love it. No that He'll be funny funny man. See,
I was still a Richard Pride.
Speaker 17 (25:22):
D Oh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Ye that's like
Delirious was my my stand up, specially the lady did
Delirious Richard Pride wanted that's the one.
Speaker 15 (25:43):
Yeah, wow, I mean that that was back in the
day when you when your parents had parties, and weren't
those called party albums or something.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Absolutely, so they were playing you couldn't You had to
come in and dance one, then you have to go back. Yeah,
come on.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And the record player was right next to the steps
leading up to my room, and it was behind the wall,
I said, on the steps.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
And you can hear I learned how to cut everything.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Yeah, the good old days.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
Google.
Speaker 16 (26:24):
That's that American classic right there by that red level
outfit that was class.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Oh yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
What was that red leather raw?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That was delius?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Was the purpose purple?
Speaker 18 (26:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Was purpose leather? All leather was wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (26:45):
Was wrong?
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, man, when that food was doing that, that food
was doing that dog going buck we man.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
When he got shot when he was doing the hits.
Oh but we see it, mice men Nane the namo
dude said you h me times a lady, then.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
News new.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Nude, that boy saying three times love.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
I was holler, yeah, he gave us some great laughs.
And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood. Yeah, hold of.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
That, answered the door. Who is.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
The movies the absolute best sketch artist.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah that damn Eddie Man Jane bro that hot tub
dog he.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Gonna get in the hot tough.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Wait a minute, boy in the in the movie Trading Places,
Uh huh, oh, what is her name? Valentine? Valentine boy?
When they finally got him off the street and took
him to the house. Yeah, and they had him in
the back and he was taking the bath and they
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was coming out shutting the dope and he was in
there singing, Who would I showed that to? My daddy?
Speaker 9 (28:45):
My daddy hollered.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Laugh when you think of look.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
When God getting.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He used to open this show every day with that.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah that's where I got it from.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Yeah, good, I tell you man, that that that what's.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What's what's the best? Forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Oh what's forty eight hours about?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
When he was with Nick Notty?
Speaker 19 (29:22):
Oh yeah, trading Place, coming to America, Coming to America's
comedy movie I've ever seen?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
It was.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Agreed all right.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment News, Steve,
You're gonna love this. Are you listening, Steve Sexual?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Child?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
You're listening sexual.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Steve mart show man.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ain't nothing worse than a madasso was smoking a cigarette,
you know, out there with that cigarette.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Da what I tell what you are free?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Abu? I whoop from the air? Put that cigarette. It
used to look so full the cigarette. Just be talking
the whole time. She's talking, a cigarette going up down, ashes,
flicking off on address and stuff.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to new research,
one in five Americans are planning on giving someone a
take the hint gift this year. A new survey of
two thousand Americans found that hint gifts are pretty common practice,
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with one in three respondents saying they've given at least
one in the past year or so or in the
past period. And who is the person in our life
most likely to give us one of these hint gifts.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Well, research shows it's our own partner.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (30:53):
Most popular hint gift Americans give is deodorant?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
What or cologne?
Speaker 11 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Self help books?
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (31:06):
More than take a hand.
Speaker 15 (31:10):
The most popular most popular gift is self help books.
They scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
No, I did not don't get one this year, exercise.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
Equipment Carla, exercise equipment plans and bike razors, toothpaste, cleaning supplies,
and even breath mints.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, well, I just I just bought my wife the
Peloton bike.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Uh huh?
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Okay, so she asked for the bike, though she wasn't
offended by getting it, right?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Do you save that for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (31:51):
Wasn't for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This is just he can't get off anything.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
But she asked you to get the bike.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Wnt save the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Well never mind different incomes.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Different all right?
Speaker 15 (32:14):
So Steven and uh Junior and Tommy, if you guys
had to give someone to take a hit gift, who
would it be and what would it be?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
My sister every job application pap it I can find.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
It, just got she can't talk about they can't find
the world I see now hid every day.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I well, I think we just saw the best take
a hit gift. If I pick you up to go
shopping and I put your ass in the back seat
because my I got another fine chicken in the front,
that's about a bigger hit gift you can get. What
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about you, m M my auntie? Is she listening? I
don't think she's listening. Heard a nice pem box, a
nice perm.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Let this sit for at least twenty minutes.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
All right, so our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in
the building right now? Oh yeah, poems.
Speaker 14 (33:24):
Christmas time, baby, Christmas time. And it's the time that
a lot of people break it up, but they really
don't know how to say it to the other person.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
So I thought we might well just.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Staying in poem.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
It's the best way to do it.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Just say it in poem.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
He ain't go one right here time, he's all Christmas
break up poem. This is all of the here we go, missletoe.
Mistletoe is what we want kissed become this Christmas. These
lips you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow, that's how you break up right there.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
You ain't got to waste a lot of time. You
ain't got to waste a lot of time saying just
like that, missle toe, missing toe is what we once
kissed for. Come this Christmas, these lists you gonna miss
and that ain't all Merry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
Ain't let somebody die. He going another one time? He
got another on.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
Uh, frosty, frosty like your attitude has been But when
you try your key tonight, it won't let you win.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (34:35):
Yeah, you're getting your relationships.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
We ain't got time to argue all night long.
Speaker 14 (34:42):
No, no, just say this, the relationship is over because
you've been messing with my weed. You even smoked three
bridges off my Christmas tree.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
You got to go Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (34:54):
Yeah, your ask how you went down there and smoke
three bridges off the tree.
Speaker 12 (34:59):
Now we don't.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I like this.
Speaker 14 (35:01):
This, This would hit me about one thirty in the morning,
about one thirty the morning it came to me here
you hauled may flower or even two guys and a
truck that numbers on the counter. And I wish you
good luck.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Favorite, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
Just wants you to know how about you to get
it for you, you haul may flower or even two
guys in the truck that numbers on the counter, and
I wish you good luck.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Marry Christmas. I think I might do that, sir, just.
Speaker 13 (35:42):
To break up Christmas call.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas
the night before Christmas.
Speaker 14 (35:49):
Please try to be gone because I'm getting my life
together and I'm moving on. Bye boo bye, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (35:57):
I gotta hit it with the Merry Christmas at the.
Speaker 14 (35:59):
End, Marry christ Yeah, Yeah, Hi gonna last one.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I wrote this?
Speaker 11 (36:05):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Said the gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady.
Speaker 14 (36:10):
This relationship is over because you've been asked shady ho
ho ho, Merry Christmas, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
That's how you break up.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Words like yeah, Steve Harvey more on the show Man.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Ain't nobody playing with y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of
this show. A lot of loss eight listeners because you
don't get the joke. I'm not apologizing for nothing, and
I ain't preparing No, I'm sorry statement I tell Joe
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and for living And if you didn't like the joke,
tune in tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I have others.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
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Speaker 7 (37:36):
And beyond time.
Speaker 15 (37:37):
Now for a round of would would you rather bump
into your partner coming out of a strip club or
would you rather see them sneaking out of the house
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't want to keep them coming out of the
house and miner at night.
Speaker 16 (37:50):
Yeah, that's gonna help me brainstorming a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, coming out the club at least I know.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
What you do.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, yeah, I can say, Hell, I go with you
if you tell me you're going. We ain't living that life,
but you know you're coming out the strip twelve I
know she was in there with wintering, so that'll be
at least one. I can't run nothing past it. I
(38:19):
can't put nothing past these boys and Pine Whitney Steven,
you know, never know?
Speaker 9 (38:27):
All right?
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie in a
pie eating contest?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh sweep tape sleep potato?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Well, you're gonna be able to eat most sweet potatoes,
you know.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, one half of a cherry pie you throw up.
You gotta swallow them whole ass cherries and all that
syrup and stuff. And it's hard to find a good
ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man, I just I can't
find one.
Speaker 9 (38:57):
Sad.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Isn't that your favorite terry pie?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If I could get that? Nothing nothing tops peach cobbler.
But I'm off sugar now, so I haven't had any
sugar in a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Cobble
though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
I'm you know, it ain't no joke.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
They about to be business best peach cobbler on planet
Earth's at the Peach Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 15 (39:26):
All right, would you rather vacation with your in laws,
or would you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Like my in law?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
My in laws is cool, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Don't nobody going nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
know my neighbors. We got an over the fish relationship.
That's what we get, right, relationships.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's where it's I've never seen them.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Oh yeah, your neighbor.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
All right?
Speaker 15 (40:01):
Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
back or would you rather have your tongue pierced.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Tattoo for piercing?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back? Yeah yeah,
not in my tongue.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Yeah, I can't see it.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
No, damn way, the dragon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
She ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
you that about a lot of people have that. I
talked too damn much. You get that thing caught between
one of them teeth, that choke ouch, that piercing machine.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks? Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. But
what Christmas means to me is a celebration of life.
The birth, the Life, the gift of giving from my family,
yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Happy holidays, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 15 (41:03):
All right, we promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially
Christmas traditions, and while time honored holiday traditions are important,
they've also evolved over the generations. Now this is according
to a survey, family activities and writing to Santa are
still among the most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting,
even though because I've never written to Santa. Even though
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we live in a tech savvy world, three out of
four parents say their children still hand write letters to Santa,
as opposed to a more modern approach like email. And really,
and what's the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen
this year? Well, according to most households, it's decorating the
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Christmas tree.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
As a family. Now that I like, I can relate
to that.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Do we do that? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (41:53):
So let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.
What are the family traditions that your family key that
you definitely.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
First of all, let me get this straight.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
Boodha, your grandson a.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Noah and Rose.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Grandchildren.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
I'm not telling them that Santa Claus is coming down
the chimney.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Okay, nay, Mom and Daddy might, but if they come
up with Papa's house, Papa bought all this.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
Straight about that.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Here this yall, and Papa pay all their little figure
hair Snow, I bought all that in hire. I had
that tree in the in the in the in the
foer that Papa bought that.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
So that's a new tradition really, because you weren't you
brought up with thinking Santa Claus.
Speaker 7 (42:51):
Did it for a while when you were little?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Yeah, so you're usually as young as your grandchildren aren't.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, well, you know my kids take their kids to
see Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Santa Claus.
I'm just telling don't bring them over here.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Why you got so real with it right now?
Speaker 9 (43:10):
Well, no, Papa house all is paid for by the
big ballad har.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Does you work?
Speaker 7 (43:14):
You want some credit?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, the white man didn't bought nothing up in here.
The bald head black man that's in that office down
there at the front of the house. You going there,
that'sh Santa Claus down there. Matter of fact, don't bring
him up when you come in here. Because he had
none to do, and everything on this side of the gate,
Santa Claus ain't had damn things to do.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
Okay, So that's one. That's one. That's me that you
burst wide open. Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Secondly, if you tag up your toy on Christmas, you
get your ass whooped on christal.
Speaker 13 (43:50):
Man.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
That that's a tradition.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
That tradition standard meerations.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
You know, I hold on this lay away and you
broke it.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Yeah, he opened it at five and it's broken.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Mad I had a nephew named Pogo. All did every
toy he got, he took it apart.
Speaker 7 (44:18):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
But then you know what, he put it all back together.
That's all he wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Well, yeah, that's like girls we used to take our
dolls clothes off.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
A mechanic.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, right now, that's what he do.
Speaker 7 (44:33):
He's a mechanic right now because see. Yeah, so that
was some good. But did he get in trouble for
doing it.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
When he was a kid?
Speaker 10 (44:39):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Because if my daddy sought the toy toe up. But
he would ask though after the second year, is that
Pogo toy would leave alone there?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Put it back here?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (44:51):
He wasn't too mad, all right? What else so so
no Santa, but whoopings if you broke your toe? What else?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:03):
These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some
of Junior's still.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I know his family.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Sounds like he got his butt.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Oh man. Absolutely.
Speaker 13 (45:12):
One tradition was you going to bed.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
At seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
On Christmas Eve?
Speaker 19 (45:18):
Oh, I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could
never do that because Santah was coming. What Santa don't
show up till nine in the morning. We got to
go back to be nine.
Speaker 12 (45:34):
S were running later.
Speaker 13 (45:36):
Y'all go back in there and go back to bee.
Speaker 14 (45:41):
N He ain't made it here yet, y'all go in
there and go back to peace.
Speaker 7 (45:48):
Yeah, it up next nephew's prank phone call. Right after this.
He's drinking all night. You're listening to the Steve Hobby
Morning Show.
Speaker 15 (45:58):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find
out what that's all about just a few but right
now it is time for the nephew and today's spring
phone call.
Speaker 16 (46:13):
What you got for his neph well, you know it's
Christmas time and Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay, cat dog, if you cool it, well, I'm.
Speaker 11 (46:24):
Trying to receise them. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey,
this many man. I live like about four five streets
over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm
doing thisod man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey, I
see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?
You know?
Speaker 6 (46:39):
Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole little
theme and everything set up. Man it it's looking real good.
Speaker 11 (46:43):
Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The
theme you got in your yard? Where you get that
idea from?
Speaker 6 (46:49):
What do you mean where I get them from?
Speaker 11 (46:50):
The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa
Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.
You got Jesus with the manga and the the wise
men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
Speaker 6 (47:04):
I'm lost what you're talking about.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
Man.
Speaker 6 (47:06):
You ask me where I got a theme from? I
mean you you try to imply something. I'm asking.
Speaker 11 (47:10):
I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the
idea from?
Speaker 6 (47:13):
I made this up? I made this up? Jesus, Jesus
and the man you know that represents christ. Man, you
go with the theme that Christmas base man, and that's
that's Christmas base Jesus. There Christmas Jesus and just in
Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's going on?
Speaker 11 (47:27):
Man?
Speaker 6 (47:28):
Who are you? We gonna get my number from any I'm.
Speaker 11 (47:31):
I'm I'm manny man, I'm manny I got I got
your number from one of the people that live on
your street. And I'm just asking you on the rail
where you get this idea from? I made this idea.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
If I made this up, man, I made this up
just the second time you asked me where I get
this idea from? What you trying to import?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
It's go the real deal dog, the same thing you
got if you come folk streets over. I got the
same thing in my yard. And it looked like you
just stole my idea. And see what you ain't gonna
do is try to win Christmas yards of the season
and you just stole my idea. That's the problem I
got with you.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
The problem you got is lifing twist. It okay to
see I put this together without it I never even
heard of you.
Speaker 18 (48:13):
Man.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
It begin with Secondly, I've been doing this particular theme
in my yards since I'm just staying over here. I'm
just staying over here six years.
Speaker 11 (48:20):
You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
You ain't had that.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
Man at this theme last year and the year before.
And I put my stuff in the same place every
damn time I put it down.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
You did not have this last ye.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Talk about who are you to call me and tell
me about my theme and about my yard and what
you got going.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
I know you ain't copying there, man, I'm gonna tell
you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.
You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,
because you got the same theme I got.
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
rearranging jack over here.
Speaker 11 (48:49):
Hey man, let me tell you that I got to
come over there and they tell you you man, I'm
being real as real as I can be with you.
If I got to come over there and unplugged what
if you got some come now, if I got to
come over to your house and unplug some stuff?
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Now now, now see if everything my foot will be
getting up plug from here. First of all, you ain't
gonna come on my street, in my house and disrotect
me at all about anything that I got set up
in my yacht, Tegul.
Speaker 11 (49:17):
That way, I'll tell you what then, I'm just gonna
do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there and
take Jesus and take them and take them wise men
out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Come over this way, come up my messing with Jesus
in the manger. It's gonna be some real problems because
foot of all that's sake, tegu that's that's the center
of the pool. Now, if you want to come over
here and you want to kind of do something like that,
you go to me. Jesus said, help you, because there's
gonna be some rolling around going on time like y'all.
Speaker 11 (49:42):
The bottom line is this right here. You've got the
nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm full
streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's uh here, man,
looking at everybody thing. You the one and one and
come here, as I've seen.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
The same way, the same place.
Speaker 11 (49:57):
Every doubt long.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
You ain't nobody ever call on me. Your stuff looks
like man, and from four five seats. I would have
had this many any way.
Speaker 11 (50:05):
Then.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Ain't got no light coming on my street because you
don't stay on the street. You going around looking at people,
trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No.
Speaker 11 (50:13):
No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood
before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
You've been here about six. I know you've been living
over here.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
I've been living over here six years. This further division
was just coming up when I came over here. I
ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your teams longer
and I've been running mind who you class?
Speaker 11 (50:30):
Hey? Man?
Speaker 6 (50:31):
And it ain't got I ain't got time to go back.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Man.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
You know what, I got better things do? I still
got some more life put up? Hey, I got a
water class. I hang go back and forth.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
When I'm finna tell you just right here, I'm finish.
Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus
and the one to.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded
like when I'm crazy, people come aout taking Jesus out
of my life. That's why you got life and mess stuff.
Come on over. I got some way.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Man.
Speaker 11 (50:52):
You look here, don't turn your life on that.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,
every other night talking about taking my Jesus into maket.
I'm originally as the original that can be. Come on
if you want to. I got something for you.
Speaker 19 (51:01):
Man.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
You just stole my idea. And see what's talking about?
Speaker 6 (51:05):
This still an idea. Come on round here and let's say.
Speaker 11 (51:08):
Hey dog, let me tell you something right now. Jesus
and the Wise Man is coming out your yard today.
Speaker 6 (51:15):
No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,
I'm through with you.
Speaker 11 (51:18):
You know what. Come over here if you want.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
To touch my math and Jesus touch my man, just
touch me and her and Joseph and the Wise Man.
I'm gonna put the nod star over your literally. Hey man,
I don't know where you get my number from me? Now,
who are you? Anyway? Who is it?
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Who are you? Man?
Speaker 6 (51:31):
I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
Messing with anything on time? Okay? Set to go off
every evening at the food to start getting dark. My
going off. Let me come on tonight, he dog?
Speaker 11 (51:44):
Anyway, Why why why you can't come up with your
own theme. Man, Why you came to my own thing? Now?
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Look at it?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
I tell you what, man, what's for you? Anyway? We
just watched it?
Speaker 11 (51:52):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
You stay four five street over? What kind of color
you got me?
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Drive?
Speaker 6 (51:55):
Well, I'll come find you, come deal with you right
now where you at? Wait, right now where you are?
Speaker 11 (52:01):
You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
gonna be there on your life.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
I'm about mom night. Now, I'm gonna confine your life.
Speaker 11 (52:08):
Ain't coming on tonight?
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Well, never not come on tonight. There's gonna be some
problems in your life. It's gonna be hard to breathe
for you. I'm gonna let you know here.
Speaker 11 (52:15):
Man, hey, man, man, first of.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
All, for you anyway, Man, you done caused me out
of the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect
my life and steal my major and take my baby
Jesus out the man? Who are you sit up here
accusing me of stealing your thing when it's been my
theme at least here fix years. I've been doing this
Night of Warm Best Yard three years or three years
running in this season. Now I think you trying to get.
Speaker 11 (52:37):
By way but see the problem is you the warm
best yard because you're still in my idea?
Speaker 6 (52:43):
How can I be still in your message?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
Man?
Speaker 6 (52:45):
You know what you in you and I'm ready to
deal with your right hey, dog, dog, I'm not going
to go back and forth with you.
Speaker 11 (52:52):
You stole my Jesus theme.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Dog, Hold on, wait a minute. How can I have
won best Yard three years running and you saying I
got to think you you should have been getting you must.
Speaker 11 (53:02):
Not be doing it right. Let me let me, let me,
let me go on and say this to you right now. Dog.
What Larry on your street told me to call you, Larry.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Larry gave you my number, Larry.
Speaker 11 (53:15):
And Tommy told me to call you.
Speaker 6 (53:17):
Larry and Tommy told you to call me.
Speaker 11 (53:19):
You know who Tommy is that?
Speaker 6 (53:21):
That ain't no, ain't never missing Tommy to me?
Speaker 11 (53:24):
Who I'm Tommy. I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got plagued by your boy, Larry Man.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Nephew Tomas you want to show.
Speaker 11 (53:39):
Told me to call you. He said you win every
single year the Christmas.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
But it's kind of funny.
Speaker 11 (53:49):
Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show?
Speaker 6 (53:52):
In the lane man hands down, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
That.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
In the show with nephew.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Mat pranks out stand.
Speaker 18 (54:05):
Out.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I'm finna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna
get the wise men.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Get everyboy boy boy, Now you're finsh meet Jesus.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
That's more accurate.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
See, you're gonna come around here, so there's gonna be
some rolling round out here.
Speaker 14 (54:30):
Decorator touch the wise men married that north.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
First, he didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that
theme from Christmas? Right right? Abody theme? Where you're going
with this man? I get the theme from It's Christmas.
You're gonna put Jesus out of major It's Christmas?
Speaker 7 (55:01):
Now that one hardy man, Frank praise for real? All right,
thank you nephew.
Speaker 15 (55:07):
Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with the subject
being he cannot.
Speaker 7 (55:11):
Talk without touching me.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Wow, I don't see.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Hey, this is your boy, nephew, Tommy.
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It could be yours, So buckle up and hold on tight.
Get ready. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 15 (56:17):
Thank you nephew. Subject he can't talk without touching me.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a man online and he's
a decent guy with a good job and a great
set of friends. We've gone on double dates with my
friends and his friends, and I did that because that's
how you get to really know a person. The drawback
of it is that my friends also get to point
(56:38):
out the bad things about my man. We had a
double date with my best friend and her man and
my best He said that it's too soon for my
man to be as hands on as he is, meaning
he can't talk without touching me. She said he was
going to start pressuring me for sex too soon. She
was spot on with that one, so I couldn't be
mad at her. The second date was with my my
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cousin and her husband, and my cousin's husband that the
guy shouldn't be grabbing my butt in public like that
because it's tasteless. I did not care what he said,
because I know he's not a romantic type of guy
from what my cousin has said about him. But when
I'm alone with my new man and in public, he
really can't talk without putting his hands on my body.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
In the car, he wants to hold my hand and
drive with his left hand.
Speaker 15 (57:25):
He has his hand on my thigh when we're having dinner,
and if we're at a bar having a drink, he
will slide my chair right up beside him so he
can rub my shoulder or have his hand.
Speaker 7 (57:35):
In various places on my body.
Speaker 15 (57:38):
We met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate,
but like my bestie said, he's already itching to have sex.
The final straw for me was when he put his
hand between my legs and a restaurant and asked if
he could have it. I asked what it was. It's
a complete and utter turn off. Do I throw away
the man for this one flaw? Or is this something
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we can work on. He doesn't do well with subtle hints. Oh,
he's a little out of control doing that in public
and at a restaurant. But the most important thing here
is what you're comfortable with, and that's all. If you
don't want this man that you've only been dating for
seven weeks to have his hands all over you and
(58:21):
you shouldn't, why don't you say something to him?
Speaker 7 (58:25):
Why don't you tell him to stop, move his hands away?
Speaker 15 (58:27):
It is very disrespectful of him to be touching you
so inappropriately and in front of your friends.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
And family like that. How have you let it go
this long?
Speaker 15 (58:37):
That's my question to you. If you don't want him
to do it to you, then don't let him do
it to you. You've got to be realistic, though, I mean,
he's a man who is obviously attracted to you, and
I'm sure he feels seven weeks is a long time
on his calendar. He's ready to get busy, but clearly
you're not because you're still trying to get to know him.
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But you gotta remember, I mean, it's simple.
Speaker 7 (59:02):
This is your body.
Speaker 15 (59:03):
And if you're not slapping stopping him or slapping him,
and you're not saying saying anything about his touching you,
he's not gonna stop. You gotta tell him if that's
what you want. If he leaves because you spoke up
for yourself, then let him go. If he stays, tell
him you don't want him touching you like that anymore.
You want to get to know him, and you guys
need to slow down.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Steve, Uh, this.
Speaker 9 (59:31):
Letter, it's so common sense.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
It's just Shirley's absolutely correct in what she's said. This
let us it's really what you want. But you're not
conveying this to the man. So what you want him
to do? Because right now, this dude, he don't think
you're doing nothing wrong, but you think the man is wrong.
And now I'm gonna tell you where I'm gonna tell you. Well,
(59:57):
let me show you a couple of things.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
Just let him.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
You met this man online. He's a decent guy, got
a good job. Gray, set of friends who go on
double dates with friends and his friends, my friends and
his friends. I did that because that's how you get
to really know a person. Okay, that's a good idea
because you got to see how it interacts with other people.
Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Other people's opinion of him, his opinion of your friends.
That said good depth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
The drawback is that my friends also get to point
out the bad things about my man. Well didn't you
just say that's why you went out with him, so
you can get to know him, And sometimes you can
get Your friend's opinions can matter, but they shouldn't, but
they can depend.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
On who the friend is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
See, we had a double date with my best friend
and her man and my best He said that it's
too soon for my man to be hands on as
he is, meaning he can't talk without touching me. She
said he was gonna start pressing me for sex too soon.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because why because that's what
(01:00:59):
we do. That's why he dating you. He dating you
to have sex. That's why all men date you. Is
this a secret and is this a new book? All
men date you because they want to have sex with you.
(01:01:23):
I have a shaker for you. Y'all dating men because
y'all want to have sex with them? That tada, Yeah,
take them frowns off, y'all's face on this zoom. Yeah,
that's why you date men. Now, y'all not gonna outwardly
(01:01:44):
say that because you want some other things too, of course,
but at the bottom line, you know what this bout. Stop?
Come on, now, how we gonna have a family. I
want to get married one day. I want to have
a family. We know what we're gonna have to do.
Then let's get to doing. It's what this is all about.
(01:02:10):
She was spot on with that when her girlfriend he
was gonna pressure me to have sex. I that ain't
she brilliant? So I couldn't be mad with her. The
second day was with my cousin and her husband said.
Her husband said, the guy shouldn't be grabbing my buddy
in public like that, because it's tasted. That is tasteles
great hangout, but in front of people, that's tasteless. It
is Hang on, Steve.
Speaker 15 (01:02:32):
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twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter,
subjects he can't talk without touching me. We'll get back
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recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he can't talk
without touching me?
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Yeah, no, lady, And you've been out with your friends
with him and everything, and they done told you he's
a little touching too much because he's gonna press.
Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
You for sex. She was right about that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:31):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah, he is going to ask you for sex eventually.
I think you note that. That's why both y'all was online.
You get online so you can find a relationship but
in order to be in a relationship, you're going to
have to relate. Why are you feeling like you own
(01:03:54):
a ship?
Speaker 18 (01:03:56):
And what analogy?
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
What it rocks back and forth? You online to get
into a relationship. Okay, to be in a relationship, you
have to have a relay shun with someone. And it's
got to feel like y'all on a ship because the
(01:04:21):
ship rocks back and forth. That's what the relationship is.
Two people that can relate to each other till it
gets so good y'all start rocking back and forth. That's
the relationships.
Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Wow, my god, we can't how come we can't see that? Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Now?
Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
What the hell?
Speaker 11 (01:04:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Your girlfriend talking about he two hands on? He gonna
want to have sex soon? Yes he is, Yeah, he
gonna want to not soon now.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Seven weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
She was spot on with that, so I couldn't be
mad at her.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
The second day, my husband and her husband cousin husband
said the guy shouldn't be grabbing my butty in public
like that because it's tasteless.
Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
That's true. Tasteless is true.
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
But your other cousin though, telling you he gonna press
you for sex, that's what he supposed to do. Why
is this her damn business stuff? Didn't her husband press
her for sex one day?
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Didn't she have it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I did not care what he said because I know
he's not a romantic type of a guy. Okay, but
you did care what the other lady said of what
my cousin has said about. But when I'm alone with
my new man and in public, he really can't talk
without putting his hands on my body. In the car,
he want to hold my hand to drive with the
left hand. Damn. Maybe it ain't just your cousin's husbands
(01:05:43):
that ain't romantic. Maybe you ain't romantic, Keithan, see a
man want to hold your hand while he driving?
Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Most women go wild. That is so nice. He wants
to hold my hand while they driving? Don't what as
you touching me? Folk? He has his hand on my
thigh when having dinner, and if we had a ball
having a drink, he would slide my chair right up
next to him so he could rub my shoulder or
have his hands in various places on my body. Billy,
(01:06:10):
we met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate.
But like my bestie said, he's already itching to half sex.
Already when did you just come to you after seven weeks?
He was ready for that long time ago. Now I
ad MyD you for waiting and trying to get to
know the man kind of pushes you towards that ninety
(01:06:31):
day rule I created, and it makes a little bit
of sense.
Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
But at seven weeks, he's pressing. He's pressing.
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
The final straw for me was when he put his
hand between my legs and the restaurant. Wait, ben hold
of Blake, hold On, there's been a whole lot of
touching going on for seven weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:06:52):
Why are you still going out with him? If this
is so repulsive?
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
If this touching, it's seven weeks and touching. Now, he'd
have been on your thigh, he'd have been on your shoulders.
He's been all up in your hair. He'd have been
on your knee cap he'd have your hand when he's driving. Now,
y'all in the restaurant. Now you're talking about the final straw.
He don't put his hands between your legs. We had
(01:07:17):
to promise.
Speaker 11 (01:07:18):
Land.
Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
Now we at the Holy Grail, we in front of
the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You have made your points right there at Niagara Falls,
we at Victoria Lake, we are the Empire State. We
are one of the seven wonders of the world. That's
number eight right there, And all of y'all have one
the eighth wonders of the world. And I be damned
if it ain't one of the most wonderful wonders I've
ever seen. I've been to the Grand Canyon. He ain't
(01:07:48):
got nothing that Grand Canyon. Ain't got nothing on that thing,
nothing nothing. I've been to Niagara Falls. I'd rather be
standing in front of a fine woman than to be
a Niagara Falls. I'm telling you right now, it ain't
all that I've seen the Empire State. I've been to
Victoria Lynks. I've been the only place. Ain't nothing like
(01:08:09):
standing right there, uh huh in front of me. I'm
just telling you it's something.
Speaker 11 (01:08:19):
I think we get it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Well, I don't think you do. I'm painting this picture. No,
I only got a many left, so let me go
and get to this. He put his hand between my
leg and the restaurant and asked if he could have it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
I asked what it was?
Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Good? Hell, well, what it is?
Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
What is your playing, stupid fault? I'm sick of your
little dumb ass letter.
Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (01:08:42):
You know exactly what it is?
Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
You know what he doing? What is it?
Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
You mean?
Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
It's why we here, It's why I damn dinner. It's
why I'm driving, It's why Dave today, This why spend
money on this soup, is why buses day by.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Look well, he yells.
Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
It's the reason that the world go round. What do
you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
What is it? You know me?
Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It is?
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Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
This is Shirley's Strawberry and Tims. The season for happiness
and love and giving and family, Happy Holidays from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Here's a quick question for you guys.
Speaker 15 (01:10:20):
Do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of
the first time you met Santa Claus?
Speaker 13 (01:10:25):
Oh, first time in Santa Uh huh No, No, the baby.
I've seen the pictures, but I don't remember the man.
Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
You meant him at the mall?
Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
You see him at the mall?
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yeah, but he never came to my house. I never
saw her.
Speaker 15 (01:10:49):
My mom would always tell me he had been there though,
and ate some pie and they sat out and talked
for a minute.
Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Oh really always.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus? Well, when
I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew who
he was, so I was wondering what happened. Well, I
had been told by my brothers and stuff and were
going down his white man from bring nothing to our house.
So when I met him, it didn't have the joy
that you think you would have as a child. But
(01:11:21):
still I liked Santa Claus. I always liked him. I
thought his intentions were well you know, I always enjoyed
the concept. And plus I'm a big Christmas guy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
So yeah, and why is that why you look?
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of
all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,
the giving. You know, see my father and mother face
man when they open up this little worthless ass gift
out of the bottom. You know, I knew the gift
wasn't worth for dom, but the way they faked it
and act like they cald it meant a lot to me,
you know. And so I became a big giver of
(01:11:56):
Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,
nice gime of some stuff. But then as I grew older,
I realized what Christmas was really about. So wasn't about
to gift given no more, And so it just became
all I just want a treat, that's all. I want
this a treat, you know, I know I know the
real meaning of Christmas. Before you getting home, so I
(01:12:19):
can see my tree. I haven't seen, no, haven't seen
it From I'm not sure where this one came in from.
I haven't I haven't disgusted yet with my wife. But
this is coming in from somewhere.
Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
You didn't get it at wall.
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Are you.
Speaker 20 (01:12:41):
Mad?
Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
He got.
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't want
excuse me?
Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Excuse me.
Speaker 21 (01:12:59):
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Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Well, uh, Merry Christmas everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Tis
the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (01:13:27):
Yeah. I wrote that myself.
Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (01:13:33):
Happy Holidays to everybody out there, to Steve Harvey Nations.
Let me tell you something. Merry Christmas, and I mean
that from the bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year this New Year. On New Year's Eve,
if they.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Don't have any any any and I mean any.
Speaker 14 (01:13:49):
Pope bones for ham hack in the ground, If it
ain't no ham hocks in the green leave, it's not
gonna be a good new Year.
Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
If it ain't no ham hocks, it ain't no black
eye be there leeve.
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
If they trying to have a vegetarian New Year's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Out.
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It's gonna be some Vegetaria's gonna have some bad look Steeve,
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Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.
Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
The song is dedicated to every man who's been in
the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been
in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.
You do everything you help out wants to get out
of the friend zone. Yes, songs dedicate to their man
is the friend zones. Christmas songs.
Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
Christmas gonna be in your friend zone without no pressure.
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Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call
him in the car and take them to the mall.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
What you call him? Here he buys your daddy beer.
Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
This a get he will a go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
You can buy it from a store.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Why don't get it up on christmasty Ooh make a
friends be alack a kinge come on pearl to get
all by that thing and get it up on Christmastay.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I don't want no tie, just get it up.
Speaker 16 (01:16:06):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
I've my saw joy Doo. I took you to the stoke.
I was very you when you were unplowed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I didn't like.
Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Feed another man's kids.
Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Nothing left for me to say, girl, I feel like
kiddy play. Why don't shoot? Get it up on Chrissmasday,
make the man did like the king. Come on girl,
(01:16:48):
get out of that thank Kenny song. On Chrismas Day.
I don't want no socks, just.
Speaker 18 (01:17:07):
My call sign Wednesday, Oh me man, feel like a king.
Come on girl, get all that thing you will?
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Oh Christmas Day.
Speaker 15 (01:17:28):
And the.
Speaker 12 (01:17:31):
Man.
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Get out friends hut, get out their friends. One baby
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Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.
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Sing, shut it down, Shirley call a play cat come
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Here's a word for you guys. Yes, what was the
best Christmas gift you ever got as a kid?
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh? My god, it was the best? Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
I a shwing bike?
Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
What color was it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
White?
Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
White? But then when I when I put them reflected
all the way around it? God, you couldn't tell me.
Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
On that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
How old were you?
Speaker 11 (01:19:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Probably thirteen, thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
Okay, what about your junior?
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Fourteen years old? I got a gold cart. You cann't
tell me nothing. My mom and daddy bought me a
gold cart. Yeah, I'm pulling up.
Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
I'm pulled up to your house and driving off because
you can't roll like me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah, cart so bad?
Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
Oh, I wanted one so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I had that plan, Tommy, oh man, you can see
you coming a mile away.
Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
Now you can see me coming.
Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, happy holidays, Come on, junr what you got we'll
play around it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Would you rather right after this at thirty three? After? Oh,
my dad didn't trust my driving with that gold card.
Speaker 7 (01:19:58):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shadow.
Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Yeah, I can't run nothing past that. I can't put
nothing past these boys and Whitney Steve Man. You know
you never know, all right?
Speaker 15 (01:20:12):
Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie? In a
pie eating contest?
Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Which one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Sweep tato? Sweep potato? Well, you're gonna be able to
eat most sweet.
Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
Potatoes, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Yeah, cherry, you can't give it one half of cherry
pie down you throw up. You gotta swallow them whole
ass cherries and all that syrup and stuff. It's hard
to find a good ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man,
I just I can't find one.
Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Say, isn't that your favorite cherry pie?
Speaker 11 (01:20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
If I could get you nothing, nothing tops Peach Cobbler,
But I'm off sugar.
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Now, so I haven't had any.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Sugar for a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Copple
though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta.
Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Agha, Mercy. You know it ain't no joke. They about
the business.
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Cobbler on planet Earth is at the Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
All right?
Speaker 15 (01:21:11):
Would you rather vacation with your in laws or would
you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Like my in laws?
Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:21:19):
My in laws is cool. Oh, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
Don't nobody go nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
know my neighbor. We got an old the fish relationship.
That's what we can, right, relationships.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
That's where it's I've never seen them.
Speaker 7 (01:21:40):
Oh yeah, your neighbornes.
Speaker 9 (01:21:42):
I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 18 (01:21:44):
All right?
Speaker 15 (01:21:45):
Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
back or would you rather have your tongue pierced tattoo
or piercing.
Speaker 13 (01:21:55):
Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back.
Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, not in my tongue.
Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
No, damn with.
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Dragon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Sure ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
you that a lot of people have that I talked
too damn much. You get that thing called between one
of them teeth, woo, the choke chouch stick.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
You hung out and they put that fearsome machine.
Speaker 15 (01:22:22):
All right, that's today's round of would you rather thanks?
Guys coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis
the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah I wrote that myself.
Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Back a million bus bussy.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
More listening to to Joy? Yeah, Joy, you got to
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do that.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Got to turn the mouth turn.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth turn a wad
of the morning up looks. Come come on, you'll think that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will come on and everybody you
are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Well, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You know what's important, What's what can be a huge
part of your success is if you if you find
a balance, if you find a balance in your life.
That's that's been very important for me. And I've really
never phrased it this way until now, but I was
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kind of thinking about it after my wife and I
mean we set up one night recently. Man. You know,
I often come on here and this is kind of
an inspirational moment of the show, and I try to
remind people about that most important relationship between you and God.
And that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the
that's the top of the crown. You've got to form
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the relationship with God. If you don't, everything else struggles.
It's hard to be a good husband without God. It's
hard to be a good family man without God. It's
hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard to
be hard to get through this thing called life without God.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
So that's clear.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But at the same time, you can't talk about God.
Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,
let's just be real. I ain't doing I ain't your pastor,
and I ain't at your church. But let's just be
real about it. You know, if people tell you got
to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that,
that's a true statement.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Got to keep your mind stayed in that area.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I Don't'm not here to tell you how to live,
but you got to keep your mind stayed in that
area of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.
That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.
I apologize if I'm not saying it the way you've
been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,
you got to go to work. You got to have
some fun. You got to take care of your business.
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And that's the balance you have to find. So it
once you focus on showing up your relationship with God,
you gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate
some time I don't care who you are, for your family.
If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate
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some time for them. See, we can't just marry these
women or make these kids and then neglect them. And fellas,
especially if I'm talking to men out here and ladies
you can listen to, but listen, if you find yourself
struggling in your life, man, and you can't seem to
get it together, Let's just go over a couple of things.
The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you
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can't seem to pull it together and reach your goals
and get the where you want to go.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Let's just do a.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Check how is your relationship with God? And then next
how much time are you taking to allocate for your family? Now,
your family don't always live in your house, but if
you made them, they yours and the responsibility to them
is never lessen because you don't stay that no more.
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Because you and the girl broke up, you and a
woman don't speak that hey man, that don't ever release
you from the obligation. Feel me what I'm telling you
this now because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.
I've had to live through them years. So two things
you can start looking at. If you're not where you
want to be, and you ain't, you ain't really silent.
(05:32):
You can't figure out why you keep spending your wheels.
Have you just done a random inventory? Man? Have you
just checked on your relationship with God? Have you checked
on the time you spending dedicated towards your family, your
children that you created? If them two things is out
of sink, man, that I can tell you right now,
you can go on and get to explaining yourself away
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just like that. Hey man, how come you ain't where
you want to be?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Man?
Speaker 9 (05:56):
Comes man, I really ain't. Well, if you really ain't,
then you really ain't.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The third thing is you got to allocate the necessary
time for your business.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
You got to handle your business.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
All of this, man, is the way it works, and
the order the order is God first, family second. Then
you got to handle all your business. But as me,
and this is what we do. If I don't handle
my business, I can't take care of my family, true statement.
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But if your business is in front of your family,
you out of order. Now that's all we talking about
now in it. See, that's all we really say in
here now, fellas you know, you know I mean, I mean,
come on, man, you know, let's have a real conversation
about being better. You know, if you have created these children,
you got to handle your business. You may not like
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the girl no more. You and the woman might have
broken up, y'all might go your own way, But what
that got to do with the child though, Man, you
got to handle your business. They got to know who
daddy is. That's your obligation. Man, that God ain't letting
you off the hook for that. Try it. Go ahead
and try it and think you're gonna get off the
hook with that, cause you're not.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Man, You just not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming like that?
Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.
I was over here trying to reshape my life, get
myself up on my feet when I was a homeless
man and trying to come back. Man, I thought I
had to take care of me first and then so
I can neglect it.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Care about them kids, man, I ain't hid at work. Man.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
God kept his knee on my neck for a long
time for that one right there, till I finally learned
the lesson hold up man, put these phone calls in,
Go spend some time, do something, And then it started
turning around for me. You know, I can't be there
all the time because I am out here on the grind,
in the hustle.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
But at the same time, Man, some more phone.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Calls, some more letters, some more hawha, he hes something,
Then take care of your business. Man.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
You got to work hard to be successful.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know. Sometimes I don't put that in there. I
just live it, and I expect my sons to emulate that.
But I gotta talk to them all the time. How
hard you got to work to be something. It's all
out of salt on it.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go. You
gotta wake up every day trying to get there, and
you can't get tired of it because it.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Never ends. You gonna always be this way.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's how life is designed and set up. You got
to be a hard worker.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you always looking for some time to chill and man,
I wanna go do what I want to do.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
You ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
In order to be successful, you have to do a
series of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is
the thing that most of us are uncomfortable doing.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
It's so much easier to chill matter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I wish I could kick back with a cigar man
all the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because
I got to work. Then the last piece of the balance, pie,
balance piece is you gotta take some time out to
enjoy yourself.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
But if you ain't.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Where you wanna be, you ain't got a lot of
time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance
is even. It's a whole lot of God, a whole
lot of family, a whole lot of business, and a
little bit of chilling. The chilling can't be equal.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
To the family, the business, all your God.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
If the chilling is equal to any of them, you
ain't gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to
work like a man. Do what you're supposed to do.
Work on your family, work on your relationship, work on
your God, work on your business. And then when you chill,
you might not chill as law, but you show gonna
chill bigger. You're gonna ball bigger.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Baby here listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Shall ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, anybody else that's
listening this show right here? I don't know what to
tell you. It's just really really good. Nothing others Now.
I got no complaint. But if I had to pick
one to listen to, I do what you doing this morning?
Thank you? You made the right choice. Ain't no doubt
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about it. Ain't no doubt about it. Oh you had
a choice, but you picked us. So since you picked us,
here we go one two, one two three, folk.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
You picked us. We must be on one cause you
picked us. Ready to have some fun? You picked us?
Speaker 11 (10:43):
Why?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh why you picked us? Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
We must be on one you cause you picked us,
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You picked us. That was the song of choice this morning?
Why I have no idea? Charley Strawberry call it for real,
Miss Zippy Monica Junior government name kill Lewan Space, owner
of KLSS Enterprise, and the legend that is Nephew Tunney.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
Yeah, Junior, what's on your mind this morning?
Speaker 12 (11:16):
Can I talk this about saw month?
Speaker 13 (11:17):
I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding, real.
Speaker 14 (11:20):
Fast, you know, are we're coming to the closing end
of the year.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You know, what is it?
Speaker 14 (11:24):
We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying
to figure out, like, when do we start.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
Putting the plan together for twenty twenty four?
Speaker 14 (11:31):
Do we start in twenty twenty four? Do we start now?
Or how do we start setting these goals together for
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
As soon as I think of something that needs to
be accomplished or something I want to have on my
wish liss, I start to process immediately. I don't wait
for resolutions or New Year's and I start now. I've
learned that delaying does exactly that delays. Why would you
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delay something that you want to happen? You start, and
once you start practicing the practice of procrastination, it takes
root really fast, and next thing you know, you're looking
for special days to do this, special moments to do that.
And then you'll find out in life that there is
no correct time to start except now. And it ain't
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no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,
because they ask will not line up them. Damn ducks
walks off in all kinds of directions. These are not
the ducks down at the Peabody in the Mempheruse.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I'm telling you, they don't get in that line.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
They don't come off that elevator and walk straight and
get in that damn water. These damn ducks in life,
they fly off, they go the other way. They go
over there and get in somebody get in white people cars.
You can go, hey, sure, ask do it. Get out
to the white people's coll So if you wait on
your ducks to line up, man, stop doing that. Go now.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
I don't wait for resolutions.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I've started everything that I want to that I'm hoping
for in twenty twenty four. I've already started fertilizing the seeds.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, what a great end.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that's how I do it. Jun, I don't wait
on the resolutions. This it's fun to do them because
I don't know. Yeah, sound good, but yeah, if you're
gonna lose weight, see right now, like the big one
in twenty twenty four, gonna be to lose weight, but you're.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Finna pack on fifteen.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Up until the end that you're goin to packed fifteen
on this month.
Speaker 15 (13:34):
All right, Uh, we'll come right back with more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
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Speaker 15 (14:18):
All right, so, Steve, let's talk about some of your
favorite Christmas memories you know, and your favorite holiday tradition.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I want to ask you, oh like pole memories. But
they was good though, you know, because I didn't know,
you know, no different.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I figured just the way it was right everyone, you.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
Know, everybody get a gift.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Uh huh what did you sitting around think you've in
olden multiple packages? Just damn gift man put.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
The tearing off of the wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year. That bowl,
save that boat, I know.
Speaker 15 (15:09):
And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap. That
was her thing.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
She loved.
Speaker 15 (15:16):
Yes, she could it looked just like it did at
the at the department stores.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
My mom could rape.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Man, girl, I got an easy bake up in one.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Oh, yes, with the light.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
With the light.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
If I would have wrapped it, you knew it because
everything I wrapped to the exact shape or whatever. The
dog dog you if you thought it was a trunk,
that's probably what it was. It was.
Speaker 14 (15:43):
It was obvious then going over the under the tree
and just feeling on the gifts trying to guess what
it was.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Man, if I wrapped it, you knew.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Wow, one, I gotta.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Bowling.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You know exactly what it is.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Looked like he gave all the baseball.
Speaker 15 (16:08):
I remember when I got a tape recorder one year.
That was always a good was the beginning of my career.
Right there, tape recorder. Yes, Oh, I got a starry
rewind fast forward.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Yes, yes, good good stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that
tape recorder right there.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh yeah, well happened to you where.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You press play and record play and record frights it
get it done?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yes, yes, my mama got me mine for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy Ray Moore sick
to find a monkey. God talk the whole down in
the jungle deep. That's second fine monkey damn shouted through
the trees and all up in here that monkey. I
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was in elementary school. He was cussing. He was cutting
seventh six or seventh about Ray Moore. Well, my daddy
and them used to play it. Oh, I sit on
the steps in the hallway and listen to it. Be
in the hallway, Holliday. Everybody had the albums Man, but
I remberized the whole signifying monkey, and I could sound
(17:30):
just like it. So when my mama got it, I
went upstairs and I'm recording way down the signifying monkey
cussing and everything I'm talking about cuss just like that's
when you first loved.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You fell in love like this.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
So everything going good. We go to church that morning.
We come back. A couple of sister Porter and sister
all Bell came over to see my mama and they
was in there in the living room, and I had
my recorder on the coffee table because I said, saw
a cookie on the dining room table. I wanted to
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get a matter of fact of rice Chrispy or well.
And when I came back. My mama had to recorded
and my stomach. Uh, she said, what did they? They
was all talking about, Uh, sister Harvey, what is that.
(18:31):
That's these new recorders that you buy. We bought one
for Steve.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
I'm just and I said, man, man, don't hit that.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But over there, this lady porter say, what's on it?
My mama press play? I opened it up like this
way down in the jungle deep that signifying munkeet that
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didn't ever sleep. Yeah, I'm cussing in everything. I mean,
it's on the recorder. So my mama trying to find
a button off, but she can't cut it off. She
can't control the volume or nothing. She steady hitting the
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plate button. Well that's already down and your baby talking.
Lady at the church say, oh, that's that's Rudy raymore So,
I said, okay, that might help a little bit, they say.
She say, but who is it though?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Who's saying this?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure
out how I can make this recorded disappear and make
the forget God. If I stay here and look out
the window, maybe they won't notice it's me.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I was sitting there in trouble. My mama's finally cut
that thing off. She said, boy lord Jesus, when your
daddy get home, no man, So they left. My daddy
came home, she said, snick, listen to what this boy
didn't put on his shit on Christmas? And she pressed
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play again, very down in the jungle deal. My daddy said,
who is that? My mama said, that's your son, boy,
And then my daddy listening to it, and he started smiling.
(20:56):
Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell
you rest on where we come back. This is Steve
Harbin Martin show Man. Why don't we have a radio
show if we're gonna do it right?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Listen to your side?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's stupid? Did you stupid? That's what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Say that? Man? Why do we say that show? If
we're gonna be right? Morning show coming up right aft.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year. Loans warm
hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty
(21:50):
five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org.
Help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
All Right, before we went to break, Steve, if you
were telling us a story about when your dad heard
you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Cord come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So she pressed on way down and shu that blankly
blank didn't ever sleep walking through trees and swinging in
the saint back back at saying none of it. So
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my daddy listened to it. He smiled, He said, that's.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Yes, sir, you thought you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
He said, where are your coat at? Go get your coat?
Come on.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Cold as I ain't never done nothing.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
I used to going in the basement.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
What is the come.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
He puts me in the car, He get the machine.
We back out.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five
minutes from the house. He got walk in Earl there,
Merry Christmas, slick, what's up little boy?
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Very Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The boy got something for y'all. Right, here, tell me
who this is? So all the men in there with
boy that Rudy Raymo, No it ain't. Dusty said you
running boy, every boy right here, this boy sound like
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r Ramo. So mister Welles said, we do some of it.
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
When I got to cuts it from y'all, did you
do it?
Speaker 12 (23:57):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, way like that right there? Oh man, I love it,
I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it
was the greatest thing he heard. Now, he said. And
when we get back home, tell you mama, we rolled
and talked about it. Okay, well you do.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh oh,
it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got toe
up and nothing.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, he ain't want to whoop me, no way, because
he was great. He thought that was the greatest thing.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
You ain't even what you learn these words from?
Speaker 11 (24:45):
Ya?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You're playing at all the party.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Looking at Yeah wow?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Who else you listen to?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Though?
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Good Christmas memories?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Right there? Red Fox, Red Fox.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
That's now this country comedian named Jerry Cloud.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Jerry Cloud.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. He'll be man, okay, yeah,
I love it. No that He'll be funny funny man. See,
I was still a Richard Pride.
Speaker 17 (25:22):
D Oh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Ye that's like
Delirious was my my stand up, specially the lady did
Delirious Richard Pride wanted that's the one.
Speaker 15 (25:43):
Yeah, wow, I mean that that was back in the
day when you when your parents had parties, and weren't
those called party albums or something.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Absolutely, so they were playing you couldn't You had to
come in and dance one, then you have to go back. Yeah,
come on.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And the record player was right next to the steps
leading up to my room, and it was behind the wall,
I said, on the steps.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
And you can hear I learned how to cut everything.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Yeah, the good old days.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
Google.
Speaker 16 (26:24):
That's that American classic right there by that red level
outfit that was class.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Oh yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
What was that red leather raw?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That was delius?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Was the purpose purple?
Speaker 18 (26:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Was purpose leather? All leather was wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (26:45):
Was wrong?
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, man, when that food was doing that, that food
was doing that dog going buck we man.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
When he got shot when he was doing the hits.
Oh but we see it, mice men Nane the namo
dude said you h me times a lady, then.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
News new.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Nude, that boy saying three times love.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
I was holler, yeah, he gave us some great laughs.
And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood. Yeah, hold of.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
That, answered the door. Who is.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
The movies the absolute best sketch artist.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah that damn Eddie Man Jane bro that hot tub
dog he.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Gonna get in the hot tough.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Wait a minute, boy in the in the movie Trading Places,
Uh huh, oh, what is her name? Valentine? Valentine boy?
When they finally got him off the street and took
him to the house. Yeah, and they had him in
the back and he was taking the bath and they
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was coming out shutting the dope and he was in
there singing, Who would I showed that to? My daddy?
Speaker 9 (28:45):
My daddy hollered.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Laugh when you think of look.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
When God getting.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He used to open this show every day with that.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah that's where I got it from.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Yeah, good, I tell you man, that that that what's.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What's what's the best? Forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Oh what's forty eight hours about?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
When he was with Nick Notty?
Speaker 19 (29:22):
Oh yeah, trading Place, coming to America, Coming to America's
comedy movie I've ever seen?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
It was.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Agreed all right.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment News, Steve,
You're gonna love this. Are you listening, Steve Sexual?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Child?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
You're listening sexual.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Steve mart show man.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ain't nothing worse than a madasso was smoking a cigarette,
you know, out there with that cigarette.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
Da what I tell what you are free?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Abu? I whoop from the air? Put that cigarette. It
used to look so full the cigarette. Just be talking
the whole time. She's talking, a cigarette going up down, ashes,
flicking off on address and stuff.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to new research,
one in five Americans are planning on giving someone a
take the hint gift this year. A new survey of
two thousand Americans found that hint gifts are pretty common practice,
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with one in three respondents saying they've given at least
one in the past year or so or in the
past period. And who is the person in our life
most likely to give us one of these hint gifts.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Well, research shows it's our own partner.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (30:53):
Most popular hint gift Americans give is deodorant?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
What or cologne?
Speaker 11 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Self help books?
Speaker 12 (31:05):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (31:06):
More than take a hand.
Speaker 15 (31:10):
The most popular most popular gift is self help books.
They scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
No, I did not don't get one this year, exercise.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
Equipment Carla, exercise equipment plans and bike razors, toothpaste, cleaning supplies,
and even breath mints.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, well, I just I just bought my wife the
Peloton bike.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Uh huh?
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Okay, so she asked for the bike, though she wasn't
offended by getting it, right?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Do you save that for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (31:51):
Wasn't for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
This is just he can't get off anything.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
But she asked you to get the bike.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Wnt save the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Well never mind different incomes.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Different all right?
Speaker 15 (32:14):
So Steven and uh Junior and Tommy, if you guys
had to give someone to take a hit gift, who
would it be and what would it be?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
My sister every job application pap it I can find.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
It, just got she can't talk about they can't find
the world I see now hid every day.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I well, I think we just saw the best take
a hit gift. If I pick you up to go
shopping and I put your ass in the back seat
because my I got another fine chicken in the front,
that's about a bigger hit gift you can get. What
(32:53):
about you, m M my auntie? Is she listening? I
don't think she's listening. Heard a nice pem box, a
nice perm.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Let this sit for at least twenty minutes.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
All right, so our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in
the building right now? Oh yeah, poems.
Speaker 14 (33:24):
Christmas time, baby, Christmas time. And it's the time that
a lot of people break it up, but they really
don't know how to say it to the other person.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
So I thought we might well just.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Staying in poem.
Speaker 12 (33:36):
It's the best way to do it.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Just say it in poem.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
He ain't go one right here time, he's all Christmas
break up poem. This is all of the here we go, missletoe.
Mistletoe is what we want kissed become this Christmas. These
lips you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow, that's how you break up right there.
Speaker 14 (34:00):
You ain't got to waste a lot of time. You
ain't got to waste a lot of time saying just
like that, missle toe, missing toe is what we once
kissed for. Come this Christmas, these lists you gonna miss
and that ain't all Merry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
Ain't let somebody die. He going another one time? He
got another on.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
Uh, frosty, frosty like your attitude has been But when
you try your key tonight, it won't let you win.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (34:35):
Yeah, you're getting your relationships.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
We ain't got time to argue all night long.
Speaker 14 (34:42):
No, no, just say this, the relationship is over because
you've been messing with my weed. You even smoked three
bridges off my Christmas tree.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
You got to go Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (34:54):
Yeah, your ask how you went down there and smoke
three bridges off the tree.
Speaker 12 (34:59):
Now we don't.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
I like this.
Speaker 14 (35:01):
This, This would hit me about one thirty in the morning,
about one thirty the morning it came to me here
you hauled may flower or even two guys and a
truck that numbers on the counter. And I wish you
good luck.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Favorite, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
Just wants you to know how about you to get
it for you, you haul may flower or even two
guys in the truck that numbers on the counter, and
I wish you good luck.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Marry Christmas. I think I might do that, sir, just.
Speaker 13 (35:42):
To break up Christmas call.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas
the night before Christmas.
Speaker 14 (35:49):
Please try to be gone because I'm getting my life
together and I'm moving on. Bye boo bye, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 12 (35:57):
I gotta hit it with the Merry Christmas at the.
Speaker 14 (35:59):
End, Marry christ Yeah, Yeah, Hi gonna last one.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I wrote this?
Speaker 11 (36:05):
Is it?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
Said the gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady.
Speaker 14 (36:10):
This relationship is over because you've been asked shady ho
ho ho, Merry Christmas, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
That's how you break up.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Words like yeah, Steve Harvey more on the show Man.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Ain't nobody playing with y'all.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of
this show. A lot of loss eight listeners because you
don't get the joke. I'm not apologizing for nothing, and
I ain't preparing No, I'm sorry statement I tell Joe
(36:52):
and for living And if you didn't like the joke,
tune in tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I have others.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
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situation and season. While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping.
You can be the difference for a family in need
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(37:24):
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help a neighbor in need through the holidays.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
And beyond time.
Speaker 15 (37:37):
Now for a round of would would you rather bump
into your partner coming out of a strip club or
would you rather see them sneaking out of the house
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't want to keep them coming out of the
house and miner at night.
Speaker 16 (37:50):
Yeah, that's gonna help me brainstorming a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, coming out the club at least I know.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
What you do.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, yeah, I can say, Hell, I go with you
if you tell me you're going. We ain't living that life,
but you know you're coming out the strip twelve I
know she was in there with wintering, so that'll be
at least one. I can't run nothing past it. I
(38:19):
can't put nothing past these boys and Pine Whitney Steven,
you know, never know?
Speaker 9 (38:27):
All right?
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie in a
pie eating contest?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh sweep tape sleep potato?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Well, you're gonna be able to eat most sweet potatoes,
you know.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, one half of a cherry pie you throw up.
You gotta swallow them whole ass cherries and all that
syrup and stuff. And it's hard to find a good
ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man, I just I can't
find one.
Speaker 9 (38:57):
Sad.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Isn't that your favorite terry pie?
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If I could get that? Nothing nothing tops peach cobbler.
But I'm off sugar now, so I haven't had any
sugar in a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Cobble
though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
I'm you know, it ain't no joke.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
They about to be business best peach cobbler on planet
Earth's at the Peach Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 15 (39:26):
All right, would you rather vacation with your in laws,
or would you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Like my in law?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
My in laws is cool, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Don't nobody going nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
know my neighbors. We got an over the fish relationship.
That's what we get, right, relationships.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's where it's I've never seen them.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Oh yeah, your neighbor.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
All right?
Speaker 15 (40:01):
Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
back or would you rather have your tongue pierced.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Tattoo for piercing?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back? Yeah yeah,
not in my tongue.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Yeah, I can't see it.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
No, damn way, the dragon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
She ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
you that about a lot of people have that. I
talked too damn much. You get that thing caught between
one of them teeth, that choke ouch, that piercing machine.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks? Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. But
what Christmas means to me is a celebration of life.
The birth, the Life, the gift of giving from my family,
yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Happy holidays, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 15 (41:03):
All right, we promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially
Christmas traditions, and while time honored holiday traditions are important,
they've also evolved over the generations. Now this is according
to a survey, family activities and writing to Santa are
still among the most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting,
even though because I've never written to Santa. Even though
(41:26):
we live in a tech savvy world, three out of
four parents say their children still hand write letters to Santa,
as opposed to a more modern approach like email. And really,
and what's the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen
this year? Well, according to most households, it's decorating the
(41:46):
Christmas tree.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
As a family. Now that I like, I can relate
to that.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Do we do that? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (41:53):
So let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.
What are the family traditions that your family key that
you definitely.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
First of all, let me get this straight.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
Boodha, your grandson a.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Noah and Rose.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Grandchildren.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
I'm not telling them that Santa Claus is coming down
the chimney.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Okay, nay, Mom and Daddy might, but if they come
up with Papa's house, Papa bought all this.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
Straight about that.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Here this yall, and Papa pay all their little figure
hair Snow, I bought all that in hire. I had
that tree in the in the in the in the
foer that Papa bought that.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
So that's a new tradition really, because you weren't you
brought up with thinking Santa Claus.
Speaker 7 (42:51):
Did it for a while when you were little?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Yeah, so you're usually as young as your grandchildren aren't.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, well, you know my kids take their kids to
see Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Santa Claus.
I'm just telling don't bring them over here.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Why you got so real with it right now?
Speaker 9 (43:10):
Well, no, Papa house all is paid for by the
big ballad har.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Does you work?
Speaker 7 (43:14):
You want some credit?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, the white man didn't bought nothing up in here.
The bald head black man that's in that office down
there at the front of the house. You going there,
that'sh Santa Claus down there. Matter of fact, don't bring
him up when you come in here. Because he had
none to do, and everything on this side of the gate,
Santa Claus ain't had damn things to do.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
Okay, So that's one. That's one. That's me that you
burst wide open. Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Secondly, if you tag up your toy on Christmas, you
get your ass whooped on christal.
Speaker 13 (43:50):
Man.
Speaker 12 (43:50):
That that's a tradition.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
That tradition standard meerations.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
You know, I hold on this lay away and you
broke it.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Yeah, he opened it at five and it's broken.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Mad I had a nephew named Pogo. All did every
toy he got, he took it apart.
Speaker 7 (44:18):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
But then you know what, he put it all back together.
That's all he wanted to do.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Well, yeah, that's like girls we used to take our
dolls clothes off.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
A mechanic.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, right now, that's what he do.
Speaker 7 (44:33):
He's a mechanic right now because see. Yeah, so that
was some good. But did he get in trouble for
doing it.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
When he was a kid?
Speaker 10 (44:39):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Because if my daddy sought the toy toe up. But
he would ask though after the second year, is that
Pogo toy would leave alone there?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Put it back here?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (44:51):
He wasn't too mad, all right? What else so so
no Santa, but whoopings if you broke your toe? What else?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:03):
These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some
of Junior's still.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
I know his family.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Sounds like he got his butt.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Oh man. Absolutely.
Speaker 13 (45:12):
One tradition was you going to bed.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
At seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
On Christmas Eve?
Speaker 19 (45:18):
Oh, I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could
never do that because Santah was coming. What Santa don't
show up till nine in the morning. We got to
go back to be nine.
Speaker 12 (45:34):
S were running later.
Speaker 13 (45:36):
Y'all go back in there and go back to bee.
Speaker 14 (45:41):
N He ain't made it here yet, y'all go in
there and go back to peace.
Speaker 7 (45:48):
Yeah, it up next nephew's prank phone call. Right after this.
He's drinking all night. You're listening to the Steve Hobby
Morning Show.
Speaker 15 (45:58):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find
out what that's all about just a few but right
now it is time for the nephew and today's spring
phone call.
Speaker 16 (46:13):
What you got for his neph well, you know it's
Christmas time and Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Okay, cat dog, if you cool it, well, I'm.
Speaker 11 (46:24):
Trying to receise them. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey,
this many man. I live like about four five streets
over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm
doing thisod man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey, I
see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?
You know?
Speaker 6 (46:39):
Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole little
theme and everything set up. Man it it's looking real good.
Speaker 11 (46:43):
Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The
theme you got in your yard? Where you get that
idea from?
Speaker 6 (46:49):
What do you mean where I get them from?
Speaker 11 (46:50):
The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa
Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.
You got Jesus with the manga and the the wise
men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
Speaker 6 (47:04):
I'm lost what you're talking about.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
Man.
Speaker 6 (47:06):
You ask me where I got a theme from? I
mean you you try to imply something. I'm asking.
Speaker 11 (47:10):
I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the
idea from?
Speaker 6 (47:13):
I made this up? I made this up? Jesus, Jesus
and the man you know that represents christ. Man, you
go with the theme that Christmas base man, and that's
that's Christmas base Jesus. There Christmas Jesus and just in
Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's going on?
Speaker 11 (47:27):
Man?
Speaker 6 (47:28):
Who are you? We gonna get my number from any I'm.
Speaker 11 (47:31):
I'm I'm manny man, I'm manny I got I got
your number from one of the people that live on
your street. And I'm just asking you on the rail
where you get this idea from? I made this idea.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
If I made this up, man, I made this up
just the second time you asked me where I get
this idea from? What you trying to import?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
It's go the real deal dog, the same thing you
got if you come folk streets over. I got the
same thing in my yard. And it looked like you
just stole my idea. And see what you ain't gonna
do is try to win Christmas yards of the season
and you just stole my idea. That's the problem I
got with you.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Now.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
The problem you got is lifing twist. It okay to
see I put this together without it I never even
heard of you.
Speaker 18 (48:13):
Man.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
It begin with Secondly, I've been doing this particular theme
in my yards since I'm just staying over here. I'm
just staying over here six years.
Speaker 11 (48:20):
You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
You ain't had that.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
Man at this theme last year and the year before.
And I put my stuff in the same place every
damn time I put it down.
Speaker 11 (48:29):
You did not have this last ye.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Talk about who are you to call me and tell
me about my theme and about my yard and what
you got going.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
I know you ain't copying there, man, I'm gonna tell
you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.
You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,
because you got the same theme I got.
Speaker 6 (48:46):
Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
rearranging jack over here.
Speaker 11 (48:49):
Hey man, let me tell you that I got to
come over there and they tell you you man, I'm
being real as real as I can be with you.
If I got to come over there and unplugged what
if you got some come now, if I got to
come over to your house and unplug some stuff?
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Now now, now see if everything my foot will be
getting up plug from here. First of all, you ain't
gonna come on my street, in my house and disrotect
me at all about anything that I got set up
in my yacht, Tegul.
Speaker 11 (49:17):
That way, I'll tell you what then, I'm just gonna
do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there and
take Jesus and take them and take them wise men
out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Come over this way, come up my messing with Jesus
in the manger. It's gonna be some real problems because
foot of all that's sake, tegu that's that's the center
of the pool. Now, if you want to come over
here and you want to kind of do something like that,
you go to me. Jesus said, help you, because there's
gonna be some rolling around going on time like y'all.
Speaker 11 (49:42):
The bottom line is this right here. You've got the
nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm full
streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's uh here, man,
looking at everybody thing. You the one and one and
come here, as I've seen.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
The same way, the same place.
Speaker 11 (49:57):
Every doubt long.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
You ain't nobody ever call on me. Your stuff looks
like man, and from four five seats. I would have
had this many any way.
Speaker 11 (50:05):
Then.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Ain't got no light coming on my street because you
don't stay on the street. You going around looking at people,
trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No.
Speaker 11 (50:13):
No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood
before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
You've been here about six. I know you've been living
over here.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
I've been living over here six years. This further division
was just coming up when I came over here. I
ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your teams longer
and I've been running mind who you class?
Speaker 11 (50:30):
Hey? Man?
Speaker 6 (50:31):
And it ain't got I ain't got time to go back.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Man.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
You know what, I got better things do? I still
got some more life put up? Hey, I got a
water class. I hang go back and forth.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
When I'm finna tell you just right here, I'm finish.
Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus
and the one to.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded
like when I'm crazy, people come aout taking Jesus out
of my life. That's why you got life and mess stuff.
Come on over. I got some way.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Man.
Speaker 11 (50:52):
You look here, don't turn your life on that.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,
every other night talking about taking my Jesus into maket.
I'm originally as the original that can be. Come on
if you want to. I got something for you.
Speaker 19 (51:01):
Man.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
You just stole my idea. And see what's talking about?
Speaker 6 (51:05):
This still an idea. Come on round here and let's say.
Speaker 11 (51:08):
Hey dog, let me tell you something right now. Jesus
and the Wise Man is coming out your yard today.
Speaker 6 (51:15):
No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,
I'm through with you.
Speaker 11 (51:18):
You know what. Come over here if you want.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
To touch my math and Jesus touch my man, just
touch me and her and Joseph and the Wise Man.
I'm gonna put the nod star over your literally. Hey man,
I don't know where you get my number from me? Now,
who are you? Anyway? Who is it?
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Who are you? Man?
Speaker 6 (51:31):
I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
Messing with anything on time? Okay? Set to go off
every evening at the food to start getting dark. My
going off. Let me come on tonight, he dog?
Speaker 11 (51:44):
Anyway, Why why why you can't come up with your
own theme. Man, Why you came to my own thing? Now?
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Look at it?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
I tell you what, man, what's for you? Anyway? We
just watched it?
Speaker 11 (51:52):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
You stay four five street over? What kind of color
you got me?
Speaker 11 (51:55):
Drive?
Speaker 6 (51:55):
Well, I'll come find you, come deal with you right
now where you at? Wait, right now where you are?
Speaker 11 (52:01):
You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
gonna be there on your life.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
I'm about mom night. Now, I'm gonna confine your life.
Speaker 11 (52:08):
Ain't coming on tonight?
Speaker 6 (52:09):
Well, never not come on tonight. There's gonna be some
problems in your life. It's gonna be hard to breathe
for you. I'm gonna let you know here.
Speaker 11 (52:15):
Man, hey, man, man, first of.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
All, for you anyway, Man, you done caused me out
of the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect
my life and steal my major and take my baby
Jesus out the man? Who are you sit up here
accusing me of stealing your thing when it's been my
theme at least here fix years. I've been doing this
Night of Warm Best Yard three years or three years
running in this season. Now I think you trying to get.
Speaker 11 (52:37):
By way but see the problem is you the warm
best yard because you're still in my idea?
Speaker 6 (52:43):
How can I be still in your message?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
Man?
Speaker 6 (52:45):
You know what you in you and I'm ready to
deal with your right hey, dog, dog, I'm not going
to go back and forth with you.
Speaker 11 (52:52):
You stole my Jesus theme.
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Dog, Hold on, wait a minute. How can I have
won best Yard three years running and you saying I
got to think you you should have been getting you must.
Speaker 11 (53:02):
Not be doing it right. Let me let me, let me,
let me go on and say this to you right now. Dog.
What Larry on your street told me to call you, Larry.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Larry gave you my number, Larry.
Speaker 11 (53:15):
And Tommy told me to call you.
Speaker 6 (53:17):
Larry and Tommy told you to call me.
Speaker 11 (53:19):
You know who Tommy is that?
Speaker 6 (53:21):
That ain't no, ain't never missing Tommy to me?
Speaker 11 (53:24):
Who I'm Tommy. I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got plagued by your boy, Larry Man.
Speaker 6 (53:33):
Nephew Tomas you want to show.
Speaker 11 (53:39):
Told me to call you. He said you win every
single year the Christmas.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
But it's kind of funny.
Speaker 11 (53:49):
Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show?
Speaker 6 (53:52):
In the lane man hands down, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
That.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
In the show with nephew.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Mat pranks out stand.
Speaker 18 (54:05):
Out.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I'm finna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna
get the wise men.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Get everyboy boy boy, Now you're finsh meet Jesus.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
That's more accurate.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
See, you're gonna come around here, so there's gonna be
some rolling round out here.
Speaker 14 (54:30):
Decorator touch the wise men married that north.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
First, he didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that
theme from Christmas? Right right? Abody theme? Where you're going
with this man? I get the theme from It's Christmas.
You're gonna put Jesus out of major It's Christmas?
Speaker 7 (55:01):
Now that one hardy man, Frank praise for real? All right,
thank you nephew.
Speaker 15 (55:07):
Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with the subject
being he cannot.
Speaker 7 (55:11):
Talk without touching me.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Wow, I don't see.
Speaker 7 (55:15):
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Hey, this is your boy, nephew, Tommy.
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Thank you nephew. Subject he can't talk without touching me.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a man online and he's
a decent guy with a good job and a great
set of friends. We've gone on double dates with my
friends and his friends, and I did that because that's
how you get to really know a person. The drawback
of it is that my friends also get to point
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out the bad things about my man. We had a
double date with my best friend and her man and
my best He said that it's too soon for my
man to be as hands on as he is, meaning
he can't talk without touching me. She said he was
going to start pressuring me for sex too soon. She
was spot on with that one, so I couldn't be
mad at her. The second date was with my my
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cousin and her husband, and my cousin's husband that the
guy shouldn't be grabbing my butt in public like that
because it's tasteless. I did not care what he said,
because I know he's not a romantic type of guy
from what my cousin has said about him. But when
I'm alone with my new man and in public, he
really can't talk without putting his hands on my body.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
In the car, he wants to hold my hand and
drive with his left hand.
Speaker 15 (57:25):
He has his hand on my thigh when we're having dinner,
and if we're at a bar having a drink, he
will slide my chair right up beside him so he
can rub my shoulder or have his hand.
Speaker 7 (57:35):
In various places on my body.
Speaker 15 (57:38):
We met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate,
but like my bestie said, he's already itching to have sex.
The final straw for me was when he put his
hand between my legs and a restaurant and asked if
he could have it. I asked what it was. It's
a complete and utter turn off. Do I throw away
the man for this one flaw? Or is this something
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we can work on. He doesn't do well with subtle hints. Oh,
he's a little out of control doing that in public
and at a restaurant. But the most important thing here
is what you're comfortable with, and that's all. If you
don't want this man that you've only been dating for
seven weeks to have his hands all over you and
(58:21):
you shouldn't, why don't you say something to him?
Speaker 7 (58:25):
Why don't you tell him to stop, move his hands away?
Speaker 15 (58:27):
It is very disrespectful of him to be touching you
so inappropriately and in front of your friends.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
And family like that. How have you let it go
this long?
Speaker 15 (58:37):
That's my question to you. If you don't want him
to do it to you, then don't let him do
it to you. You've got to be realistic, though, I mean,
he's a man who is obviously attracted to you, and
I'm sure he feels seven weeks is a long time
on his calendar. He's ready to get busy, but clearly
you're not because you're still trying to get to know him.
(59:00):
But you gotta remember, I mean, it's simple.
Speaker 7 (59:02):
This is your body.
Speaker 15 (59:03):
And if you're not slapping stopping him or slapping him,
and you're not saying saying anything about his touching you,
he's not gonna stop. You gotta tell him if that's
what you want. If he leaves because you spoke up
for yourself, then let him go. If he stays, tell
him you don't want him touching you like that anymore.
You want to get to know him, and you guys
need to slow down.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Steve, Uh, this.
Speaker 9 (59:31):
Letter, it's so common sense.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
It's just Shirley's absolutely correct in what she's said. This
let us it's really what you want. But you're not
conveying this to the man. So what you want him
to do? Because right now, this dude, he don't think
you're doing nothing wrong, but you think the man is wrong.
And now I'm gonna tell you where I'm gonna tell you. Well,
(59:57):
let me show you a couple of things.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
Just let him.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
You met this man online. He's a decent guy, got
a good job. Gray, set of friends who go on
double dates with friends and his friends, my friends and
his friends. I did that because that's how you get
to really know a person. Okay, that's a good idea
because you got to see how it interacts with other people.
Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
Other people's opinion of him, his opinion of your friends.
That said good depth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
The drawback is that my friends also get to point
out the bad things about my man. Well didn't you
just say that's why you went out with him, so
you can get to know him, And sometimes you can
get Your friend's opinions can matter, but they shouldn't, but
they can depend.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
On who the friend is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
See, we had a double date with my best friend
and her man and my best He said that it's
too soon for my man to be hands on as
he is, meaning he can't talk without touching me. She
said he was gonna start pressing me for sex too soon.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because why because that's what
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we do. That's why he dating you. He dating you
to have sex. That's why all men date you. Is
this a secret and is this a new book? All
men date you because they want to have sex with you.
(01:01:23):
I have a shaker for you. Y'all dating men because
y'all want to have sex with them? That tada, Yeah,
take them frowns off, y'all's face on this zoom. Yeah,
that's why you date men. Now, y'all not gonna outwardly
(01:01:44):
say that because you want some other things too, of course,
but at the bottom line, you know what this bout. Stop?
Come on, now, how we gonna have a family. I
want to get married one day. I want to have
a family. We know what we're gonna have to do.
Then let's get to doing. It's what this is all about.
(01:02:10):
She was spot on with that when her girlfriend he
was gonna pressure me to have sex. I that ain't
she brilliant? So I couldn't be mad with her. The
second day was with my cousin and her husband said.
Her husband said, the guy shouldn't be grabbing my buddy
in public like that, because it's tasted. That is tasteles
great hangout, but in front of people, that's tasteless. It
is Hang on, Steve.
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recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he can't talk
without touching me?
Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Yeah, no, lady, And you've been out with your friends
with him and everything, and they done told you he's
a little touching too much because he's gonna press.
Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
You for sex. She was right about that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:31):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah, he is going to ask you for sex eventually.
I think you note that. That's why both y'all was online.
You get online so you can find a relationship but
in order to be in a relationship, you're going to
have to relate. Why are you feeling like you own
(01:03:54):
a ship?
Speaker 18 (01:03:56):
And what analogy?
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
What it rocks back and forth? You online to get
into a relationship. Okay, to be in a relationship, you
have to have a relay shun with someone. And it's
got to feel like y'all on a ship because the
(01:04:21):
ship rocks back and forth. That's what the relationship is.
Two people that can relate to each other till it
gets so good y'all start rocking back and forth. That's
the relationships.
Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Wow, my god, we can't how come we can't see that? Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Now?
Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
What the hell?
Speaker 11 (01:04:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Your girlfriend talking about he two hands on? He gonna
want to have sex soon? Yes he is, Yeah, he
gonna want to not soon now.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Seven weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
She was spot on with that, so I couldn't be
mad at her.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
The second day, my husband and her husband cousin husband
said the guy shouldn't be grabbing my butty in public
like that because it's tasteless.
Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
That's true. Tasteless is true.
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
But your other cousin though, telling you he gonna press
you for sex, that's what he supposed to do. Why
is this her damn business stuff? Didn't her husband press
her for sex one day?
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Didn't she have it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I did not care what he said because I know
he's not a romantic type of a guy. Okay, but
you did care what the other lady said of what
my cousin has said about. But when I'm alone with
my new man and in public, he really can't talk
without putting his hands on my body. In the car,
he want to hold my hand to drive with the
left hand. Damn. Maybe it ain't just your cousin's husbands
(01:05:43):
that ain't romantic. Maybe you ain't romantic, Keithan, see a
man want to hold your hand while he driving?
Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Most women go wild. That is so nice. He wants
to hold my hand while they driving? Don't what as
you touching me? Folk? He has his hand on my
thigh when having dinner, and if we had a ball
having a drink, he would slide my chair right up
next to him so he could rub my shoulder or
have his hands in various places on my body. Billy,
(01:06:10):
we met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate.
But like my bestie said, he's already itching to half sex.
Already when did you just come to you after seven weeks?
He was ready for that long time ago. Now I
ad MyD you for waiting and trying to get to
know the man kind of pushes you towards that ninety
(01:06:31):
day rule I created, and it makes a little bit
of sense.
Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
But at seven weeks, he's pressing. He's pressing.
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
The final straw for me was when he put his
hand between my legs and the restaurant. Wait, ben hold
of Blake, hold On, there's been a whole lot of
touching going on for seven weeks.
Speaker 9 (01:06:52):
Why are you still going out with him? If this
is so repulsive?
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
If this touching, it's seven weeks and touching. Now, he'd
have been on your thigh, he'd have been on your shoulders.
He's been all up in your hair. He'd have been
on your knee cap he'd have your hand when he's driving. Now,
y'all in the restaurant. Now you're talking about the final straw.
He don't put his hands between your legs. We had
(01:07:17):
to promise.
Speaker 11 (01:07:18):
Land.
Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
Now we at the Holy Grail, we in front of
the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You have made your points right there at Niagara Falls,
we at Victoria Lake, we are the Empire State. We
are one of the seven wonders of the world. That's
number eight right there, And all of y'all have one
the eighth wonders of the world. And I be damned
if it ain't one of the most wonderful wonders I've
ever seen. I've been to the Grand Canyon. He ain't
(01:07:48):
got nothing that Grand Canyon. Ain't got nothing on that thing,
nothing nothing. I've been to Niagara Falls. I'd rather be
standing in front of a fine woman than to be
a Niagara Falls. I'm telling you right now, it ain't
all that I've seen the Empire State. I've been to
Victoria Lynks. I've been the only place. Ain't nothing like
(01:08:09):
standing right there, uh huh in front of me. I'm
just telling you it's something.
Speaker 11 (01:08:19):
I think we get it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Well, I don't think you do. I'm painting this picture. No,
I only got a many left, so let me go
and get to this. He put his hand between my
leg and the restaurant and asked if he could have it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
I asked what it was?
Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Good? Hell, well, what it is?
Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
What is your playing, stupid fault? I'm sick of your
little dumb ass letter.
Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (01:08:42):
You know exactly what it is?
Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
You know what he doing? What is it?
Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
You mean?
Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
It's why we here, It's why I damn dinner. It's
why I'm driving, It's why Dave today, This why spend
money on this soup, is why buses day by.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Look well, he yells.
Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
It's the reason that the world go round. What do
you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
What is it? You know me?
Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It is?
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Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Here's a quick question for you guys.
Speaker 15 (01:10:20):
Do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of
the first time you met Santa Claus?
Speaker 13 (01:10:25):
Oh, first time in Santa Uh huh No, No, the baby.
I've seen the pictures, but I don't remember the man.
Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
You meant him at the mall?
Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
You see him at the mall?
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yeah, but he never came to my house. I never
saw her.
Speaker 15 (01:10:49):
My mom would always tell me he had been there though,
and ate some pie and they sat out and talked
for a minute.
Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Oh really always.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus? Well, when
I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew who
he was, so I was wondering what happened. Well, I
had been told by my brothers and stuff and were
going down his white man from bring nothing to our house.
So when I met him, it didn't have the joy
that you think you would have as a child. But
(01:11:21):
still I liked Santa Claus. I always liked him. I
thought his intentions were well you know, I always enjoyed
the concept. And plus I'm a big Christmas guy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
So yeah, and why is that why you look?
Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of
all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,
the giving. You know, see my father and mother face
man when they open up this little worthless ass gift
out of the bottom. You know, I knew the gift
wasn't worth for dom, but the way they faked it
and act like they cald it meant a lot to me,
you know. And so I became a big giver of
(01:11:56):
Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,
nice gime of some stuff. But then as I grew older,
I realized what Christmas was really about. So wasn't about
to gift given no more, And so it just became
all I just want a treat, that's all. I want
this a treat, you know, I know I know the
real meaning of Christmas. Before you getting home, so I
(01:12:19):
can see my tree. I haven't seen, no, haven't seen
it From I'm not sure where this one came in from.
I haven't I haven't disgusted yet with my wife. But
this is coming in from somewhere.
Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
You didn't get it at wall.
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Are you.
Speaker 20 (01:12:41):
Mad?
Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
He got.
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't want
excuse me?
Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Excuse me.
Speaker 21 (01:12:59):
As in predecorated, yeahcorated ji yeah, wow, oh wow, all right,
all right.
Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Well, uh, Merry Christmas everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Tis
the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (01:13:27):
Yeah. I wrote that myself.
Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (01:13:33):
Happy Holidays to everybody out there, to Steve Harvey Nations.
Let me tell you something. Merry Christmas, and I mean
that from the bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year this New Year. On New Year's Eve,
if they.
Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Don't have any any any and I mean any.
Speaker 14 (01:13:49):
Pope bones for ham hack in the ground, If it
ain't no ham hocks in the green leave, it's not
gonna be a good new Year.
Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
If it ain't no ham hocks, it ain't no black
eye be there leeve.
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
If they trying to have a vegetarian New Year's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Out.
Speaker 7 (01:14:06):
It's gonna be some Vegetaria's gonna have some bad look Steeve,
Come on, introduce Jay.
Speaker 15 (01:14:14):
He's here to murder another hit.
Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Folks, without further ado. We murdered hits up on hire
because we got him first round draft choice, Lady Jimmy
Jeffers Brown.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.
Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
The song is dedicated to every man who's been in
the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been
in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.
You do everything you help out wants to get out
of the friend zone. Yes, songs dedicate to their man
is the friend zones. Christmas songs.
Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
Christmas gonna be in your friend zone without no pressure.
Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Here you go, Here you go, check it out. Jamie
Brown murders a hit.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call
him in the car and take them to the mall.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
What you call him? Here he buys your daddy beer.
Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
This a get he will a go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
You can buy it from a store.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Why don't get it up on christmasty Ooh make a
friends be alack a kinge come on pearl to get
all by that thing and get it up on Christmastay.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I don't want no tie, just get it up.
Speaker 16 (01:16:06):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
I've my saw joy Doo. I took you to the stoke.
I was very you when you were unplowed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I didn't like.
Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Feed another man's kids.
Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Nothing left for me to say, girl, I feel like
kiddy play. Why don't shoot? Get it up on Chrissmasday,
make the man did like the king. Come on girl,
(01:16:48):
get out of that thank Kenny song. On Chrismas Day.
I don't want no socks, just.
Speaker 18 (01:17:07):
My call sign Wednesday, Oh me man, feel like a king.
Come on girl, get all that thing you will?
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Oh Christmas Day.
Speaker 15 (01:17:28):
And the.
Speaker 12 (01:17:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Get out friends hut, get out their friends. One baby
even brought your daddy bill. Yes, yes, yes, go to iTunes.
Speaker 18 (01:17:43):
Get all your boys.
Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.
Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
They don't like them. I don't know they don't if
they don't jump in, they don't.
Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Sing, shut it down, Shirley call a play cat come
up and scratch the windows window allegedly, you crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Legit, you did do that. That's why you're in the
friend zone. Now stay right there. Y'all watch this.
Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
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Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
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Here's a word for you guys. Yes, what was the
best Christmas gift you ever got as a kid?
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh? My god, it was the best? Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
I a shwing bike?
Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
What color was it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
White?
Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
White? But then when I when I put them reflected
all the way around it? God, you couldn't tell me.
Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
On that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
How old were you?
Speaker 11 (01:19:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Probably thirteen, thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
Okay, what about your junior?
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Fourteen years old? I got a gold cart. You cann't
tell me nothing. My mom and daddy bought me a
gold cart. Yeah, I'm pulling up.
Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
I'm pulled up to your house and driving off because
you can't roll like me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah, cart so bad?
Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
Oh, I wanted one so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I had that plan, Tommy, oh man, you can see
you coming a mile away.
Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
Now you can see me coming.
Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, happy holidays, Come on, junr what you got we'll
play around it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Would you rather right after this at thirty three? After? Oh,
my dad didn't trust my driving with that gold card.
Speaker 7 (01:19:58):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shadow.
Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Yeah, I can't run nothing past that. I can't put
nothing past these boys and Whitney Steve Man. You know
you never know, all right?
Speaker 15 (01:20:12):
Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie? In a
pie eating contest?
Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Which one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Sweep tato? Sweep potato? Well, you're gonna be able to
eat most sweet.
Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
Potatoes, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Yeah, cherry, you can't give it one half of cherry
pie down you throw up. You gotta swallow them whole
ass cherries and all that syrup and stuff. It's hard
to find a good ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man,
I just I can't find one.
Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Say, isn't that your favorite cherry pie?
Speaker 11 (01:20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
If I could get you nothing, nothing tops Peach Cobbler,
But I'm off sugar.
Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Now, so I haven't had any.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Sugar for a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Copple
though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta.
Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Agha, Mercy. You know it ain't no joke. They about
the business.
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Cobbler on planet Earth is at the Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
All right?
Speaker 15 (01:21:11):
Would you rather vacation with your in laws or would
you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Like my in laws?
Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:21:19):
My in laws is cool. Oh, they're gonna be sleep anyway.
Don't nobody go nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
know my neighbor. We got an old the fish relationship.
That's what we can, right, relationships.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
That's where it's I've never seen them.
Speaker 7 (01:21:40):
Oh yeah, your neighbornes.
Speaker 9 (01:21:42):
I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 18 (01:21:44):
All right?
Speaker 15 (01:21:45):
Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
back or would you rather have your tongue pierced tattoo
or piercing.
Speaker 13 (01:21:55):
Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back.
Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, not in my tongue.
Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
No, damn with.
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
Dragon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Sure ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell
you that a lot of people have that I talked
too damn much. You get that thing called between one
of them teeth, woo, the choke chouch stick.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
You hung out and they put that fearsome machine.
Speaker 15 (01:22:22):
All right, that's today's round of would you rather thanks?
Guys coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis
the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah I wrote that myself.
Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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