Roscoe Wallace's Christmas Songs, Sidepiece Santa Claus, Would You Rather, and more!- 12.24.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't give them
the bus bus boozy Steve, Yeah, listening.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
To to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't Joy? Yeah, Joy, you know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth the word of
the monja look me.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Come come out?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think that?

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One
and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, man or man?
Almost forgot I had one this morning. But I'm okay.
I'll tell you who I am in a little bit.
You know, I get around. Man, it's so much. But man,

(02:21):
good morning everybody. You know today. I was having a
conversation with my wife last night, and we were talking
about our plans. You know, we often sit down, you know,
just like a married couple. I mean, you know, you
know we're married. You know, we have children, we have aspirations,
we have hopes, we I mean know, we have things

(02:42):
we want. You know, when you're married, you know, I
mean it's important to sit with your partner. I'm not
telling you anything you don't know, it's common sense. Really,
it's important to sit down with the person that you've
chosen and decided to share your life with it and
have multiple conversations on a lot of things. And we
try to make sure that all of our conversations aren't

(03:04):
always just business related and always kid related, you know,
because that that becomes it's a part of it. But
it weighs so much on the marriage that because that's
the grunt work of being married. You know, your children,
your family, your bills, your mortgage, your your car notes,

(03:26):
you know the what's due, what's coming up, and if
you're not careful, you'll you'll start that becomes the focal
point of you all's conversation. And this woman or man
or person that you've decided to have this life with,
all of a sudden, they're an extension of your business

(03:47):
and you guys become business partners.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Or whatever and and just get so anywhere.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
I'm just saying that that is important to sit down
and have these conversations, but it's even more important to
have of the other conversation. You know, it's important with
the person that you're planning on making the run with
to sit down and talk about other things, you know,
on a more upbeat note. You know, we were having
a conversation and she was reminding me of what she

(04:18):
loved about me, and then I, in turn, was turned
around telling her the things that I admired about her
and loved about her. And we kind of have these
all the time, you know, when we sit down and
we talk about the things that we still enjoy about
one another, or we may talk about some of the
things that we miss in one another, but we constantly

(04:39):
have these conversations about appreciation. You know, it's so important, man,
that the other person feels appreciated. So these things important.
But we got into the conversation deeper last night, and
I was telling her about this idea that I had
and that I wanted her to help me with and
make a phone call for me because she knows these

(05:02):
people and I was going to be doing this, and
then my wife reminded me of something not once again,
you know, as always, you know, when I'm talking to you,
I just keep it as real as I can. I
don't know the Bible inside out. I can't quote to
you scriptures and tell you exactly where it is. I
just you know, I heard her say it, but it

(05:22):
kind of blew by me. I was telling her about
something I wanted to make happen, and she reminded me
that there's a scripture somewhere, and somebody emailed it to
me today.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Well, the Bible reminds us not to be anxious for anything.
Don't be anxious for something. And you know, it really
mattered to me at that point yesterday that she brought
this to my attention, because how many times I've been
guilty of that in my past and I've learned better now,
but every now and then I need to be reminded,

(05:55):
you know. And I think that what she was saying
to me was, you know, I've gotten to a point
in my life and when we all should get to
a point where you know, you've heard old people say this,
if you're gonna pray about something, then don't worry about it,
And if you're gonna worry about it, don't pray about it.
Back to this, be anxious for nothing, don't. If you're

(06:19):
going to trust in God, didn't do that, And trusting
in him means sometimes you got to be patient. God
has never been too late. You don't know the plan
he has you don't know. You don't really always know
his will. You definitely don't know his route, his way

(06:40):
of doing anything. So he's always on time. He's always
been there on time for me. He's always been there
on time for you. How many times have you thought
it was over only to find out it's really just begun.
How many times have people wrote you off? There are

(07:00):
those of you who have lost jobs, but you are
still maintaining. But man, God has already began to turn
around process for many of us. Some of us lost
jobs and now have better jobs. Some of us lost
jobs and now has forced us to rekindle that dream

(07:21):
and that vision for business we had. Sometimes the mishap
is the thing you need to make something good happen.
See a lot of times we get so comfortable in
our life where we just we get complacent. We just
settled in and when this is it and this is
what I'm doing. But in actuality, God has a tremendous

(07:45):
amount of abundance for you. He has an amazing amount
of things. He has all these boxes packaged up with
your name on him that he's willing to ship if
you would just align yourself with some of his wills
so you could get some of these things. How many
times have you thought it was over and it didn't
really go over. How many times have you thought have well,

(08:08):
this is it and it wasn't it at all. Well,
how many times have you thought, well, it don't look
like this gonna work out, and it didn't work out,
but then something better came along. How many times has
that happened? You've got to realize this.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Man.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
I was talking to a family who had got displaced
from the Katrina thing that happened down there in New Orleans.
And Man, when they said, yeah, we got a displaced
from Katrina, and I braced myself because, oh, woe is me?
Here comes this story. I gotta hear this, and I
gotta be encouraged and think of something. It was totally different.
They totally totally blew me away.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Man.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
The brother said, Man, is actually the best thing that
ever happened to my family. And I went whoa And
he said, yeah, man, he said, because what happened was,
he said, I got settled in. He said, Plus, I
was doing some things outside of my marriage down there,
he said, I was doing some stuff in the streets.
I ain't need to be doing. He said, Man, it

(09:06):
all got washed away. We thought our life would never
be the same. But he said, man, my life ain't
need to be the same. He said, Man. Now we
live up here in Texas. We got a house, don't
know nobody, he said, I ain't got nobody I know
to get into trouble with. He said, Man, I done
rediscovered my wife, how beautiful she really is, how much
my family really was counting on me. And he said, man,

(09:28):
it straightened me up. Man, he said, so, I gotta
tell you, Steve, it was the best thing that ever
happened to me. Now that's not always the case, but
it's how you look.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
At a situation.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
But just don't be anxious for anything, because God got
a fix for you if you just let him work.
So just stay on course, stay focused, don't lose faith,
don't be anxious. Man, just stay in the wheel. Let
God work with you. He got some great stuff in
store for you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening easy to Steve. Morning Shad.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the enlightenment. The entertainment
value all that this morning Show brings, we gonna give
it to you. In the words of the Old Jays,
got to give the people, give people what they want.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Also, in the words of the Old Jays, why for the.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Love of money, cash money, dollar bills, y'all's in the
same group. In the words of Ojays, why because you've
got your hooks in me? Yeah, yes, sir, The reason

(10:48):
you have your hooks in me is because I'm aware
by the same group a song called they smile in
your face but all the time, and they're trying to
take your place, the back stabbus, backstables.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I keep getting all these visits from my friends. Yeah,
oh are they come.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
To my house again and again and again again. Somebody's
out two lady there, coming to my fellow's day show
looks shade there. It is amazing the number of things

(11:39):
that dance around in my head when I don't even
want them to.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Good morning, Shirtley Straw.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Good morning Steve Harvey, Happy Tuesday, color for real?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Never mad at singing the Old Jays, what's going on?
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
The man who knows nothing about what I just say said,
not a thing.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Not a thing.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I didn't know. I thought you was getting stabbed in
the back. Who will do that for your backstab? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
I was like the King of pranks, nephew thep Top
Top Old Jay's Morning.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Is that song holder than me?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Evidently see which one? Backstabber? Uh huh Blackstabbers?

Speaker 10 (12:33):
Nah really let's see shack Stabbersta Juney, we was here,
cable came out.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You was understanding that hit it? Yeah, ju June I
was here for the internet. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Back Stabbers was released in seventy two.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Junior song holder than me except god.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Boy, Yeah it's not joke.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Sometimes.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great day to day. I'll
feel pretty good. Great day on the radio.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Man, I just feel more and more blessed every day
I wake up. I just feel better about Thank you, Lord,
God Almighty, Thank you and none to that again.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
What Christmas means to me is a celebration of life,
the birth, the life, the gift of giving. From my family,
yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Happy holidays.

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Speaker 9 (14:20):
Right now, it's time for the nephew to run that
brank back Christmas decoration running cat.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, I'm trying to receipt.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
So yeah, this seatful's going home.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hey, this many man. I live like about four five
streets over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother,
I'm doing this man?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm good?

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I see you got your Christmas lights up right?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
You know?

Speaker 11 (14:43):
Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole litle
theme and everything set up. Man's looking real good.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay, let me ask you something, man. The theme you
got in your yard? Where you get that idea from?

Speaker 11 (14:52):
What do you mean where I get them from?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
The idea?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like you got the snowman, you got Santa Claus and
rain deals, you got your whole house? Erdy, where did
you get your idea from?

Speaker 11 (15:02):
I'm lost what you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Man?

Speaker 11 (15:04):
You ask me where I got a theme from? I
mean you trying to imply for them.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm I'm asking you a question, where did you get
the idea from?

Speaker 11 (15:11):
I made this up. I made this up. Jesus Jesus
in the major you know that represents christ Man. You
go with a team at Christmas Base, Man, and that's
that's Christmas Base. Jesus is Christmas Jesus and just in
Jerusalem and Beth Lamb And hey, what what's going on?

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Where you get my number from?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Any I'm manny Man, I'm manny I got I got
your number from one of the people that live on
your street. And I'm just asking you on the reel
where you get this idea from?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
I made this idea?

Speaker 11 (15:38):
If I made this up? Man, I made this up
just the second time you asked me where I get
this idea from? What are you trying to import it?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Go the real deal?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Doog the same thing you got if you come fos
streets over. I got the same thing in my yard
and it looked like you just stole my idea. And
see what what you ain't gonna do is try to
win Christmas yards of the season, And you stole my idea.
That's the problem I got with you.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
Now, the problem you got is life and twisted. Okay,
because see I put this together without it. I never
even heard of you, man begin with. Secondly, I've been
doing this particular theme in my yards since I'm just
staying over I'm just staying over here. Six years.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
You ain't had that.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
Man, this theme last year and the year before. And
I put my stuff in the same place every damn
time I put it down.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
You did not have this last ye.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Talk about who are you to call.

Speaker 11 (16:27):
Me and tell me about my theme and about my
yard and what you got going. I I know you
ain't copy in there.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, and I ain't
finna go no further. You need to rearrange your theme
and get a different thing, because you got the same
theme I got.

Speaker 11 (16:40):
Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
rearranging jack over here.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Hey, man, let me tell you if I got to
come over there.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Man, I'm being real as real as I can be
with you. If I got to come over there and
unplugged stuff, if you got some work.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Come well, if I got to come over to your
house unplugged some stuff unplugged.

Speaker 11 (16:58):
Now now now free that thing. My foot will be
getting a plug from your First of all, you ain't
gonna come on my street, in my house and just
to take me at all about anything that I got
set up in my yard, segularin over that way.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just gonna do this
ship I'm finnah.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Just come over there and take Jesus and take them
and take them wise men out your yard.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
That's what I'm finna do.

Speaker 11 (17:20):
Come over this way, talking about messing with Jesus in
the manger. It's gonna be some real poles because foot
of all, that's sake, seg that's that's the center of
the pool. Now, if you want to come over here
and you want to kind of do something like that,
you go need Jesus to help you, because there's gonna
be some rolling round going on, like y'all.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
What the bottom line is just right here, you've got
the nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm
full streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Here, man, looking at everybody.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Got you the only one time here as.

Speaker 11 (17:47):
I ain't seen the same way the same place Lily
Dot long year and nobody ever came on me. Your
stuff looks like them, and from profile sets, I would
have had as many any way. Man, ain't got no
light coming on my street, cause you don't stow on
the street. You going around looking at people trying to
get your ideas.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Man, You not a rich No, No, I'm I'm very original.
I moved to this neighborhood before you did.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I've been here.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I've been here ten years. You've been here about six.
How long you've been living over here.

Speaker 11 (18:14):
I've been living over here six years. This forether the
division was just coming up when I came over here.
I ain't gonna tell me you've been running your team's
long and I've been running mind.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Go you clear, hey, man, And it ain't I ain't
that time to go back. Man. You know what, I
got better things do.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
I still got some more life to put up. Hey,
I got a class.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
I ain't go back and forth.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
When I'm finna tell you is just right here. I'm finnah.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus
in the one.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded
like when I'm crazy people because about taking Jesus out
of my life. That's what he's got, life and mess.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Come on over I got somebody and that's what you
look here. Don't turn your life on it. My life
is gonna be on.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
The night tomorrow night and here the other night telling
about taking my Jesus into makets. I'm originally as original
that can be. Come on if you want to. I
got something for you.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Man. You have stole my idea.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
We're talking about this still an idea. Come on round
here and let's shall me.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Hey dog, let me tell you something right now.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Uh, Jesus and the Wise Man is coming at your
yard today.

Speaker 11 (19:05):
No, you know what, man, I'm too with you. Man,
I'm through with you.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
You know what. Come over here if you want to.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
Touch my baking Jesus, touch my man and touch men
and Joseph and the wise Man, and I'm gonna put
the noth saw over your literally. Hey man, they don't
know where you get my number from?

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Men? Who are you anyway? Who is it? Who are you? Man?

Speaker 11 (19:20):
I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
Missing with anything on time okay, set to go off
every evening at dust under to start getting dark my
going off. Let might not come on tonight. It could
be for anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Why why you why you can't come up with your
own thing?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Man?

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Why you came my own thing?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Look at it?

Speaker 11 (19:37):
I tell you what? Man?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
What for you?

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
We just quat it right now?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
You stay four five straightts over? What kind of color
you gotta go? Why I'll come find you to come
deal with you right now where you at?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Wait, right now where you are? You know what?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Don't worry about where I'm at. I'm gonna be there
on your life.

Speaker 11 (19:52):
I'm about mom night, Sally. Now I'm gonna confine.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
You know your life ain't coming on tonight.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Well, no, not come on tonight. There's gonna be some
power in your life.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Hard to breathe for you.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
How letting you know this? Man?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Hey man, he man first for you anyway?

Speaker 11 (20:06):
Man, you have caused me out of the blue telling
me that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal
my major and take my baby Jesus out the man?
Who are you sit up here accusing me of stealing
your thing when it's been my thing, or at least
here's six years.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
I've been doing this night of One Best Yard.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
Three years or three years running in this reason. Now
I think you trying to get my way.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
But see the problem is you the one best.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yard because you're still in my idea?

Speaker 11 (20:30):
How can I be still in your message?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Man?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
You know what you in your and I'm ready to
deal with your right Hey, dog, dog, I'm nothing to
go back and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Dog, Hold on, wait a minute.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
How can I have won bess Yard three years running
and you said I got the thing from you you
should have been getting.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
You must not be doing it right.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Let me let me, let me, let me go on
say this to you right now. Dog, we'll say what
Larry on your street told me to call you. I
nephew Tom in from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got plagued by your boy Larry Man.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
Nephew Tom.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Told me to call you.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's a U win every single year the Christmas jo
I'll you feel, but it's kind of funny. Let me
ask you something.

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What's the baddest radio show in the lane?

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Oh man?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Hands down, no doubt that the show with nephew.

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It is time for a chief Love Officer to answer
some love of questions from you. This one's from Donnie
and Lexington. Donnie says, my mother and I own a
rental home in a not so good part of town,
and she's letting one of her old male friends stay
in the house and isn't charging him the full rent.
I think he's a bootlegger because there's a stash of

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liquor in the basement and I have watched people come
and go from there. I told my mom it's time
to sell the property, and she got upset. I suspect
she might be part of his underground enterprise. How do
I go against my mom?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
You can't. You can't.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked,
how y'all bought it. I don't really understand that. But
your mama is involved in the bootlegs operation. It's been
going on in the hood for years. Sun has nothing
to do with you. Go sit your ass down somewhere.
The reason getting his half rent is because she getting
half of the proceeds coming up out that basement. Now,

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unless you're gonna start running moonshine, you'll ants. Ain't got
nothing to do with this. Now, you take your little
young ass to college and get you an education and
stay out of grown folks business. Next question, all right
in Queen mama's a bootlegger. Yes, she might be running
numbers too. Show you might want to look into.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
That, Geena, and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year
old woman and I bray hair for a living. I
have a forty seven year old boyfriend that works as
a restaurant manager. He referred one of his waitresses to
get her hair done, and she paid me in cash
two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving, she
said she was going to thank my man for getting

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her hair done. I called him and asked him if
he paid for it, and he denied it. I don't
know who to believe, and I want to beat them both.
Why would she lie about it?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
What does she lie about it? I don't think that
she Well, she said she go go in by forgetting
her hair done.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
She had been said, I want to thank your man
for sending me over here to get my hair done,
because you did such a wonderful job. Cash.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
She paid in cash, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
And she thinks her man supplied the money for it,
paid for it.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Well, you know, there are some stupid men in this world.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, he denied it. He said he did. Well, maybe
what you said, see maybe that.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
I mean it could be. I just want to thank
him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
a great job. Bu I don't know if cash meant
that he gave it to her. You know, he just
recommended that she go.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
What she looked like. You know, that's her last time.
Do you know that that's our last time?

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (24:45):
That ain't gonna help me, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
the last time doing the hell you can believe that,
But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash what
you want now you even have braden bisins.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I ain't.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
You know she was throwing sha yeah, oh yeah. Why
are you saying her over there to your woman? If
you're doing something is beyond stupidity to me.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
All the place you could have sent him the whole
lot you could braid hair. One.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
You didn't pull it out once she said that. You
could have pulled him braids right on back out of that.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
No, she paid was walking out the dough. You think
you're gonna take some braids out of woman's hair after
she just had them done, set there for hours.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I got a whole other news for you. That's a
whole other strawberry. Let it in.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
She snatched my braid. That's the subject, all right.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says, I'm a fifty year
old divorced woman and I'm still having sex with my
ex husband. He is remarried, but his wife doesn't enjoy
sex as much as I do, so we have an arrangement.
He said it's getting too expensive and he wants to
pay me a flat rate monthly instead of each time
he visits. I told him he could get free if
he left his wife and came back to me. He

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hasn't called me in a few days. Is he considering it?
Or did I run him off for good?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Now? You ran him off. You ran him off.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
He's your ex for a reason. He want you for
what he got you for, not for nothing else. You
too much with the rest of it. You just too much.
It's too much with you. But if I can just
come over here now he won a flat rate, So
now you're not really having sex with your ex husband.
You are the owner and operator of the brothel, and

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now you won't And you think he's reinconsidering to move
back into the brothel. But if he moved back into
the brothel, they don't just be brothel duties being performed.
You're talking and worrying him about other stuff. So, lady,
and then you got to remember why you all became
a divorce in exes in the first place. And I'm

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pretty sure it would have something to do with that.
Or the wife he got.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
How much is she charging him monthly? Thought? What is
this car?

Speaker 8 (27:03):
I don't know, but he want a flat rate though,
just a monthly rate. And he won't come over, he
won't put it on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, I just put you on sturdy. Then when I
come over, if I come over four five times, that's
same as two.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't
do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at
the brothel.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't think. I'm pretty sure. Hey, as you go,
all the cars?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, car, all right? Moving on to Danny and Baltimore.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
Danny says, I'm twenty eight years old and my boyfriend
and I have been together for six years. I've been
messing around on him, and I think it's time for
us to break up because he never talks about us
having a future together. When I try to leave him,
he cries and has an attitude for days. I hate
to upset him, but I don't want a cry baby

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man that doesn't have a five year plan. Do I
cut him off cold turkey? Or do I talk to
him in person, let him cry, and then leave him.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Hey, ma'am, why did you write us, Danny? Why did
you write us? You don't want this man. He's a
damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for
six years. You obviously want to sleep around more than
you want him. You don't want him upset because you're

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a nice person, but you're a nice person with tricky
ways that a lot of people like you. Danny, it's okay,
just going about your business. Just look, we threw that's it.
Let him cry and going to do what you've been doing.
Next question, Shrey. We're not dealing with Danny no more.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
That's all. That's all we have.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Shut your crying ass up.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
You can cry now.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Don't leave me, Jenny, But.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
I don't want to city here with all this crime.
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
We were meant to be. Did you hear what I said?

Speaker 8 (29:15):
These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
Just your punk ass up.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's why she's cheating.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Don't nobody want you, Jenny, She's Steve Arbin, Martin shaw Man.
You only get hated on by people who are less
than you. Nobody doing better than you hate some you.
It's always the lesser than hate. Always come from the bottom.

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That's why they call them bottom feet. God has positioned you,
as well as myself, up on the wall.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We're climbing to a destiny that's so great.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
When they are throwing rocks and they pulled from the
bottom you cannot get down off the wall. You cannot
stop your forward progress to climb down and address them
because you stopping your progress. And they don't have power
unless you give it to them.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Up right after.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Shows, this is holiday phrases
at the Christmas.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
Holiday phrases at the Christmas party. We're all gonna go
to these Christmas parties inside the friend's house, our relative's house.
Well we're gonna do is make the setting. We're gonna
play some music for you. You're in a real Christmas party.
And these are some of the phrases that you're here
at your average black Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Keyword black. I heard that.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
All right, here we go, and now we take you
to every holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds
of a black Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't know you.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Be hey, can I can I get some of y'all
to help me put the earl in the car? Somebody just.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well, I'd like to laugh too. So what did she say?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
That was so.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Anybody seeing my purse? It was right there on the
kitchen table, right there. I put it right there.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Yeah, that's what hey, y'all, y'all can't smoke that in
my mama house.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
And y'all out of toilet papers. Where y'all keep it? Pludge?
That's the whoope. I'm gonna need that plug. Man, hold up, Jo,
don't go in there.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
So what so what the girl like girls kill me?
What do I have to do with you?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
You ain't saying nothing. We can take all this outside.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh right now, that's real like that. I love y'all
in all, but I'm stay out of my bedroom right there. No,
it's not a we.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
This is my real hair. Yeah, my real hair.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
That one of the lass days.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Look, if I was young, I stay out there bathroom
for about forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
No, no, no, I don't know. You'll know. I ain't
know it was out the hell made this age. So
that's why I told you I needed help to get
him in the car. Y'all went in here.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I need.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
Break another ornament on that tree. We ain't gonna have
nothing to hang on it next year.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I know you ain't out there peeing in my mama backyard.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Come on, man, come on, dog.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Stop stop bawling that Christmas pate balk. We gonna use
it next year.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh she knew he was married. She knew he was married.
Uh huh uh, that's him.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well with a white woman.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
This just sounds you here at a black person. Yes,
I'll accept the charges. Tell him coming watch a person.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
They uh, they don't let him preach your church. But
he wanted to come over here and pray for thirty minutes.
It's just too much right here.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Year she had enough.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Baby.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Hey, as long as you from the prison. Everybody won't
say yes.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
That was my nextW Hey Robert, what's up?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
What's up? Fair man? I wish I could be that
with y'all all over there, everybody man past the floor around.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Man, huh, let me talk about me? Hey, Bernita, h
Robert on the phone. I ain't say nothing. You know, well,
go ahead, just.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Talk to you.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
I can't think that. Examine that. Don't bring the damn things.
Take the most home.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Look at me.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
We're about to heat. The game is on.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
Hold on good prayer, La.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
This isn't gotten late. We probably gonna have to stay
to night.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
I don't I don't know how that drive now, you
know claires don't like to drive at night.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Why we can't eat to lands here? Did y'all go
in the living room and speak to his bernice in
the hospital.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Man, God's gonna walk right by.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
What y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Hey, I'm here the Black Christ.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
We're trying to get up. Oh no, we've been out to.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Christ lose black house.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Go out there and tell Davonte to bring that walker
back in here so mister sil can get to the table.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
You mean, timmy, you ain't got no flat screens.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Give miss from from the hospital, fell and your grandmama from.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
The hospital bench and the gym. Turn them greens down.
Smelling in here?

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Hey, can anybody give me a jump? I'm trying to
go to the woods. Ok.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
He's giving and he worked. They get it. They get
paid double, get paid double to knife.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, get that over time sALS like my hand, you know, Like, well.

Speaker 8 (36:38):
That's how get out of here. Watch this game, y'all.
Y'all ain, y'all TV be cutting off. We'll go on
to the house so I.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Can see this game. You fool you.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Somebody that took them down falling chairs? I know we
had a falling chairs. No damn, who took that phone
off the table?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
A fall?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
That's my fault.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
All right, we gotta go.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
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Speaker 1 (37:44):
All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
we go now?

Speaker 9 (37:48):
Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
them to.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Take a body shot off you?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
This?

Speaker 10 (38:00):
This?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
This like a shot? Would you take a shot off
of them? Or a shot off you? Ain't gonna believe
the level of Linton my billy button.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Let me take the one off of you.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keep
it over, I promise, yeah, I take it off. It's
gonna keep flipping over.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I was just.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
I don't even know what that is, but a body
shot like I definitely take it off her though. Yeah,
I got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.
Get a shot off for you.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
All right.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
of Fame for a sports career or a music career?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh? Sport?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Not music as much as you love music?

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Steam oh, roscal Wallace already got that cofor I ain't
worried about that.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
My alter egos in the rock all day.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Time.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Somebody getting this hell he get credit for all that
this show? What about you?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Enough music?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
you weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior. He was
gonna be in there for what he said. He gonna
be in there for what music? Music?

Speaker 8 (39:41):
What is you gonna be a little drummer boy? And
I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not
gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.
That's that's what I was trying to tell him every year,

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because I just Tom was so small. Every year I
made him play Baby Jesus little ask hi about he
want to be a wise man. That's got no time
be trying to explain how little your ass he man,
you a little boy. You finna be Baby Jesus every
year and then lay down.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
In that hey and quit moving and keep your face covered.
You look old.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise
man this year. You're not gonna be no man in
this plate.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
You're too sure, Baby Jesus. All right, everybody's your favorite
play cousin Junior.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
We want to thank you for.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Rocket with the Stee Harvey Morning Show all year long.

Speaker 13 (40:54):
It is the holiday season and we want to wish
you a very merry Christmas for the Sea Harry Morning
Show and it's place junk man.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I love y'all. Happy holidays.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
All right, Steve, it it's time to check your voicemail.
If you want to leave Steve a message or just
give a holiday greeting to your loved one, call us
right now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and
leave a message. Okay, Steve, This one is a call
from a fan of comedy Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
This is Danny.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Look, I don't I hope it don't come off as racist,
and I do apologize if I do.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
But I don't know if you thought about this.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I'm sure you probably get this all the time.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
If you would consider playing Richard Pryor in a movie
about Richard Pryor, that would be amazing because you look
like Richard Pryor.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Well, Danny, I look like Eve in my younger days.
I think I did, especially when I had hair. It's
a lot of side by side comparisons to some terms
of look. Yeah, but like right now, i'd have to
play Richard as an older man. You know, I could
play Richard Pride in the Afterlife or something like that.

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What you know, I like to play, like, play like
Richard Prye after he's passed and gone to heaven and
he's sitting around heaven.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's Richard Pride.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
But you know, I've heard the comparisons my whole career,
and I don't think that's doable at this point. Richard
played himself, yeah, in his own movie. Yeah, and I
didn't take it as racist though. Yeah, U Jojo Dancer
was the movie he did. Yep, Yeah, yeah, classes calling

(42:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Thank you, Danny.

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Here's a voicemail from a man Steve, who needs your
help to talk to his wife about her apparent.

Speaker 14 (42:47):
What good, Moore and Steve Harb and the Morning crew.
This is some courageous from a forty nine year old
father of a teen year old. We both praised dance together. Look, Steve,
I have a beautiful wife. Be about to reach our
one year anniversary. She is beautiful. But every time we
get ready to go, ask she put this makeup on

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her face, and I told Allred, I hate makeup. She's
naturally beautiful. I told her she's naturally beautiful. Every time
she put that makeup on, man, it kicks me off.
What else can I say to my wife? I have
said I take that when my wife puts on that
makeup every time we getting ready to go, ass you
want to put on makeup. She's trying to improve a
little bit, but I was telling her you do not

(43:29):
need makeup, sweetie. I love your natural beauty. What do
I need to do? Steve? Y'all keep us laughing, man,
now keep us entertaining.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
We love y'all.

Speaker 14 (43:39):
God, bless y'all. Y'all have a blessing.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Productive Well.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
I appreciate your dog, but you got a problem here. Yeah, uh,
you've only been married one year. You fought in nine.
You just found this girl. Don't mess it up because
your ass talking about you hate makeup. That ain't what
you said when you first got married. Now all of

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a sudden, this ain't the first time she trying make up.
So now you've got her, you canna stop all this
ain't nobody forty nine trying make up for the first
time she like make up.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Your ass needs to get the starts to liking make up.
It's what you need to do.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
You needs to get to start to likeing make up
and shut him out. Happy wife, happy life. I can't
stand that now as far as you forty nine years
old praise dancing, we're not fit to look at that either.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm not tuning in for no fifty year old praise dancing.
Let your boy praise dance, he tells.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Jumping splash water with people in turn real fast without falling.
You gonna spin one time and your old ass gonna
wipe out that whole front row. Knocking the podium over
the Christmas treat of fail you to knock the cross
off the wall and broke the back off of pew
he's too old to be praised dancing. We don't even

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like going to churches where they had at We're now
gonna have a word from our praise dancers.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
You said a word.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I love praise dance.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Everybody don't want to see all the hand motion? I
love it.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
Don't stop. Take all these robes off. Ain't nobody in
phraise dancing ever fit?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Why is your face white? What did you pay your
favorite of mind that Jesus know that you take that off?
We know that you.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
Come on, man, all right, listen if you want to
leave Steph voicemail call eight seven seven ninety frank phone
call with the nephew coming up right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
about four minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he
tells his sister everything. He tells his sister everything.

Speaker 9 (46:13):
But we'll get into that in just a bit, because
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
What you got for his nest?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Well, I'm going deep, deep, deep deep deep prank cover,
deep prank cover right here, let me see here.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, I'm down in the prank called archives here. I'm
not way down deep in now deep.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Well, so you just right here is I left my
medicine in your house. I left my medicine in your house.
Now listen, listen, don't. The thing is is that my
medicine fell out of my pocket. And now that's what's important.
I ain't got no more refills. I ain't got no

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more refills. I got to get this medicine bag. So, yeah,
I left my medicine in your house. I hope you
I just hope you see it in your heart. Give
me my medicine. You're ahead, go ahead, yeah, cat dog,
if you don't mind, let's do this thing. Man, I
left my medicine in your house.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Hello, Hello, I said to Clarence. Yeah, it was just Clarence. Uh.
And my name is Sherman.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Your house was the one that got broke into last week,
right yeah, Man, just waiting on the police to get
back with me, Tim if they found these people or not. Man,
So now hold on, what's your name again?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
There?

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Sman, urm Sheman Thurman. How you here about it? Oh? No,
you know, I stay a couple of streets. So everybody
in the neighborhood kind of heard that y'all got in on. Damn. Man,
everybody being kind of kind of real good around here. Man.
It don't make no sense.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
Man.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
You go out here and work hard for stuff and
then you know, people just do your like this. Man.
It just I'm just glad it wasn't nobody hurt. Man.
My wife and my son they alive, and that's you know,
that's the best thing. Man. So you know you're trying
not to cousin something like this happened. You know, I understand. Man.
You stay a couple of streets over you say yeah, yeah, yeah,

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hey hey, let me let me let me say this
to you. Man. I want to say, first of all,
I hate what happened, you know what I mean? Yeah,
and uh I do man, you know, and I'm glad
you're your family and so yeah, I appreciated letter. Well hey, man,
can I just can I just say this here? Man? Uh?
And I don't really know how to say it, but

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I was I was with the two dudes that had
broken there. I was with them when they did that. Okay,
you did you just say you was with them that
broken my house? Oh so you broken my house saying
no se see That's why I'm see those claim. That's
what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you I
was trying to talk to them out of it. You

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know what I'm saying, Well, what the cappen? Because they
did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. You
know I was who I was in there taking nothing.
That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Well who was
in the ittation did? But I can't. I can't be
doing I can't do that. I can't see I ain't
trying to get in the middle of that. No, no, no,
you can't do that. You just got my damn phone.

(49:21):
Oh you can tell me who broke in He you
was one of the you was worsting with you? That
that ain't that? That ain't then the reason why I called, man,
I don't give a damn what the reason you called me?
You called me the broken Who who was with you?
Who was with you? Man? I'm matter of fact, what
street you stay on the Let me say this to you, man,

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This reason why I called. And when we was in
there and then they started screaming and hollering at each
other and then saying we got to hear him get out.
You know, Like I say, I was in there trying
to talk them out of that. I don't give it.

Speaker 11 (49:55):
If you tried to talk them.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Into it, you broke into my broken my eye, you
got my danceing to call me. Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen,
listen to me, man, I'm listening to you for me.
While I was in there, man, and and you know
they was. We was getting out of there in a hurry.
I actually left my uh my pills fell out my pocket,

(50:19):
my bottle of pills and my medicine. And I don't
I don't got no more refills on it, man, and
I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you to
see If you don't man me coming back over there
to get my pee. Don't give us about your medicine.
Who gives us?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I tell you what I tell you.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I can ask me about some medicine. I was just
caught up in a bad situation. Man. I swear to God,
if I see you over, I swear to God, I'm
gonna beat your ass. I'm gonna beat you. You better
be glad show I wasn't at my house.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
Man.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Listen, man, I'm not trying to get. Have no problems
with nobody. I just need my medicine. Man, youn't know
said you got problems with me, but I don't have
no more room feels on that medicine. I need my medicine.
I get sick. I tell you what. I tell you
what come, Come get your medicine. You know exactly where
I said, I'm gonna have to get the front door open.
You ain't got to break in this time. Come get

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your medicine. I said, what a god gonna need more
than just that a medicine. I'm gonna put some on
your I said, why are you down and out on me? Man?
And I'm the one that was in there trying to
talk them out of it. She was with them because
that's the point. I don't that's much bring them to
tell them to help you. Come get your medicine. So
all I want to do is get my medicine and

(51:36):
be through with this. That's all I'm trying to say
to you. I ain't trying to start no trouble with you.
Start no trouble. You go catch the luck.

Speaker 10 (51:45):
Come out.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
You know what I tell you what I all this?
You know I tell you what, come, get the medicine.
Come come, come, get the medicine right now. I'm in
what street you stay on, I'll bring it to you.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,
I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got
to go back and forth. I tell you what. Come
on over here, get your from medicine right now. This
even if you're gonna need some more medicine, they gonna
come break in my some houses. You boke into my

(52:20):
I take care of my wife and my kids in
this house. I understand that. And I will not be
back in your house after I get my medicine. I'm
gonna cause you hollering at no. I tell you what.
You no, no, no, no, you ain't gonna be back
in my house.

Speaker 11 (52:33):
After you get your medicine.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
You're gonna have a permanent new residence. I swear to God,
you're gonna be living in the cemetery.

Speaker 15 (52:41):
I got one more friend.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
I'm not defend you before I get over there. The
man say that on your way over here, I'm going ahead.
I'm on my way now. I got one my friend,
I need to send would say to want to say it.
This is back in parently from the story hall In
Morning show. You just go prank my sister. Bring hello.

(53:06):
Who is this? Hey man, hey, class, This nephew is
telling me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
sister bree got me to prank you. Man, boy you
you oh you say too so much. I don't believe this,
she said. Man, they broke in my brother house. He

(53:26):
needed spiritship, he says, come on calling.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
And get it.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
You know what you damned that as you a well
with dand oh man, what are y'all wrong for?

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Oh man? Man, man, you something? What is what is
the baddest radio show in the land. It is the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay and if the
that that broke in my house is listening, Uh, you
can come back over here. If you left your medicine,
come on, come back and get it. I'm at home
right now. If they listening, then come on back over

(54:02):
the yeah, right right now, bring out.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
What y'all roll over that nephew.

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Tell me.

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But a beat down. If you keep on that, it's.

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Speaker 9 (55:16):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is he tells
his sister everything. We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
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Speaker 1 (55:53):
You're listening Harday Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1 (56:15):
You never know it could I said it could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Buckle up and hold on time, we got it for you.
Here it is the straw very letter.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
That sexy Tommy, or to him it is. It's not
a little scary, right, yeah, all right subject. He tells
his sister everything.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been together
for six years and married for two. His sister and
I worked together in high school, and after we graduated,
we lived together until I started dating her brother. It
was awkward because she was all up in our business
and even walked in on us having sex. Once I
was ready to move out, and he suggested we get

(57:05):
an apartment together. His sister was at our apartment every
night for the first week, claiming she was afraid to
stay alone. I put an end to that quickly, and
she ended up resenting me.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
So now that I'm married to her brother, she comes
at me rude and wrong a lot.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
He asked me to take to look over her, and
he says she's jealous because I have a man and
she doesn't. On the other hand, he keeps bringing her
into our relationship by telling her.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
All of our business.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
She made a stride remark about me being anemex, saying
she hopes I don't pass out during sex because I
won't take iron pills.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I let that slide, but I yelled at my husband later.

Speaker 9 (57:47):
She told my mother in law not to expect any
grand baby soon because I still want my husband to
wrap it up during sex.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
It's been one thing.

Speaker 9 (57:55):
After another, but the final straw was when I overheard
my husband telling her that he wishes I was a
bit more submissive and not a headstrong black business woman.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
In pursuit of a career.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
He's told me that too, but he knows I'm not
slowing down anytime soon and I'm about to open another
salon suite for nails. It seems like the two of
them team up to hate on me together, and at
this point he gossips to her like a woman. Why
does he feel the need to share so much with
his sister when he knows she's hateful?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Is he a hater too?

Speaker 8 (58:29):
You know?

Speaker 9 (58:30):
The way I see it is this, you have two
huge problems. You have your husband and yes you have
your hating sister. Sister in law his hating sister, and
there is a reasonable amount of jealousy on her part.
But one thing for sure, you don't have to guess
about what your.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Husband told his sister.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
He told her that he wishes you were more submissive
and you were not a head strong black businesswoman in
pursuit of a career.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Now whatever that means.

Speaker 9 (58:56):
You heard him say it with your own ears, and
you said, he told you the same thing.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
But you're not slowing down.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Why would he tell his sister in law that? It's
a question, you know, why does he tell her anything? Clearly,
you know there's a problem here. It's both communication and resentment.
And why aren't you, guys, meaning you and your husband
talking about this. He resents the fact that sounds like
that you work too much, you're a boss, and you

(59:24):
know you resent him for telling his sister everything. His
sister does not respect your marriage boundaries. But then again,
your husband just invites her in, so she feels like
she has free reign and can say whatever she wants.
He's wrong for that. But I still think the problem
between you two is communication. You're both frustrated with each other,
him because you work and you're headstrong, he says, And

(59:48):
you know, you guys are going to have to try
and work this out. You're frustrated and resent him because
he tells his sister everything. I just think if you
guys could really hear each other, you could probably reach
some or to compromise. Your problems aren't that bad, though,
I'm gonna tell you that honestly, your problems aren't that bad.
I mean, at least you guys aren't cheating on each

(01:00:09):
other and stuff like that. But if you guys could
just sit down and have a conversation, I think a
lot of this stuff could be cleared up and keep
his sister tell him please to keep his sister out
of the marriage.

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
Steve Well, he tells his sister everything. I know exactly
why he does this. I'll save it for the end
in case there's a woman out there that's struggling with
this with her man, which it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
A lot of this happened. My husband and I've been
together six years, married for two.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
His sister and I work together in high school, and
after we graduated, we lived together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
So now this is a twenty year old company, a
twenty four year old company.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Yeah, if you graduated at eighteen and he been together
six years, were looking at about twenty four, twenty four,
twenty five. His sister and I worked together in high school,
and after we graduated, we lived together until I started
dating her brother, so it was after they graduated they

(01:01:15):
lived together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Let's say another year.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Didn't start dating a brother, and it got a little
awkward because she was all up in their business and
even walked in on us having sex. One all right,
I was ready to move out, and he suggested that
we get an apartment together. So now this was his idea,
his idea. This is a critical piece of this letter.
This was his idea to move out, get apartment together.

(01:01:40):
But his sister came over the y'all's apartment every night
for the first week, claiming that she was afraid to
stay alone because you and the sister. You and the
sister were roommates for a while. I put it in
to that quickly, and she sended it up, ended up
resenting me. You moved out because she was all up
in your bus. She didn't want you to move out.

(01:02:02):
But it was her husband's idea. After you said you
wanted to move out, it was your husband's idea, her
brother's idea to say, hey, let's get an apartment together.
Now the resentment started, and now you're married to a brother.
She comes that you rude and wrong a lot. And
the reason she comes at you root and wrong a

(01:02:22):
lot is because she's lonely, bitter and needs a relationship
of her own.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I don't mind. It's the devil's playground.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
If you ain't got no relationship with your own, you
got time to get another people's business.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
It'd be back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, that's true. All right.

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
We'll have part two of Steven's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject he tells
his sister everything. We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
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Speaker 9 (01:03:21):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is he tells his sister everything.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
Well, he does all the time. You and the girl
with friends in high school. Y'all work together, y'all such
good friends. Y'all got an apartment together until you started
dating her brother. Y'all been together six years now, And
cause you started dating her brother got a little awkw
which she stayed in your business and walked in on
y'all have a sex one time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Well, you said, enough of this, I'm moving out. I
can't take this no more.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
The brother, which is your husband now decides, hey, let's
get out some apartment together. You said, okay, But every
day the first week, she was over there every night
because she said she couldn't sleep alone. Now remember now,
this was the your husband, her brother's idea to get
the apartment, and the reason she's in y'all's business. That
she comes that you rude now because she resents you,

(01:04:16):
because you put a stop to her coming over. She
comes that you rude it wrong a lot because she's lonely, bitten,
in need a relationship of her own. He asked me
to look over her and says she's jealous because you
got a man, and she don't. All right, I just
said that, but and that don't help your situation out, though,

(01:04:39):
on the other hand, he keeps bringing her to our
relationship by telling her all y'all beiss. She made a
snide remark about me being a knemix, saying she hope
I don't pass out doing sick because I won't take
iron pill. I don't take iron pills myself.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Have you ever passed out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Damn Neil, but not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Iron?

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
I don't know of going to sleep immediately and passing
out is the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
But I've had that experience before. Uh, I let that slide.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
But then you yell at your husband later she told
your mother in law not to expect any grand baby
soon because I still want my husband to wrap it
up during sex. Now, your husband just running his mouth anemic.
You need iron pills. You know you're making him wear
a condom. He just running his damn mount. I'm gonna
tell you why that is in a minute of a second.

(01:05:38):
It's been one thing after another. But to final straw,
when you overheard your husband telling his sister that he
wishes I was a bit more submissive and not a
headstrong black businesswoman in pursuit of her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Career, that's interesting. What is she supposed to be well.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
He told me that too, but he know I'm not
slowing down anytime soon. I'm about to open up another
sweet for nails.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Now, she says.

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
It seems like the two of them team up to
hate me together. And at this point he gossips to
her like a woman. Why does he feel the need
to share so much with his sister when he knows
she's hateful?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Is he a hater too?

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
Well, let me answer all those questions, but number one,
obviously this goes back to their past. They were very
close growing up. Now here's what your husband is. Your
man is a sister boy. That's the same thing as
a mama's boy, except he tucked up under his sister.

(01:06:39):
Sometimes you can be closer to your sister than your
mother if you all grow up close in a relationship,
even as a child. And now a lot of sister
boys out there, which is almost as bad as a
mama's boy, Except sister boy is an unknown term, so
you don't know what to call.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Ro just gave it to you. You're married to a
sister boy. He was so close to his sister growing
up that closest.

Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
Has remained, and their friends and friends tell each other
everything That's why I was never friends with my sister,
because what I was doing in no way I can
repeat to my sister. You, on the other hand, have
the direct opposite. So now let me introduce you to

(01:07:27):
a new term. Your man is a sister boy. He's
closer to his sister than his mother, and sometimes he
latches on to not the apron strings, but the friendship.
All right, and now let me share something else with you.
You ask, why does he feel the need to share
so much with his sister when he knows she's hateful.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
The answer to that question is, your man, listen.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
To this one carefully, has at least one unmanly characteristic,
because running your no private business about your woman to
other people is not respected or known as a manly characteristic.
So your man has one unmanly characteristic. And it's a

(01:08:16):
dangerous characteristic to have, because now he run in his
mouth he gossiped. See, you can't gossip about your woman
to your boys, because we know not to do that.
I ain't sitting up with my boys some one man,
my girl be talking about this, and she wear this,
and she say this, and then I don't do that,
and I sure can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
To no other woman. So now you got a dangerous situation.

Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
Lastly, but not lately, Not last but not least, you
ask him when he knows she's hateless. He a hater too.
They are both haters. And you saw the signs of
this before you married him, but you married him anyway.
You knew they was too close before you got married.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
You saw the signs.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
You knew who he was before you married. He been
scared of his sister and his mama the whole time.
So now you got a sister's boy. Congratulations, good luck.
But you can put a stop to this by saying,
if you tell one more damn thing, I'm gonna slap
all the flavor out your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Sister boy, all right, Like sister boy, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
Hit us up on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM dot com,
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you can also check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
Hey, good morning, this is your man Steve Harvey. Tis
the season for love, peace, happiness and soul. Happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah, I wrote that myself.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
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Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
See please introduce Jay with He's gonna murder a hit
here Jay Brown.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
Uh, it's not a murdered hit.

Speaker 12 (01:10:21):
It's an original song written by myself, Ralph Hawkins Jr.

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
And Reggie. It's dedicated out there for the holidays. All
the number two's this is for you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Hit it between you about by.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Christmas is a season.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Please have a bone.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Perfect time to cleep.

Speaker 16 (01:10:53):
In if you're a side peace suns to the same
happy White he killed the man. Save some money for
myself to play side piece. Clowns might not like how I.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Call me and don't come blessing months.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Could you some help they need a side piece clos.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
I'm again back in dinner tanks, maternal.

Speaker 16 (01:11:30):
In its claws stands out. It could be the Devis
s piece, a clo upside club calling us piece a club,
said piece, classie piece clothes.

Speaker 12 (01:11:52):
Wow, oay, I go your dinners. I'm here all week
for You're so talented. Download that song so the boy
can get some money.

Speaker 10 (01:12:07):
And all that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Yeah, bam, yeah, we have to do a song, Steve,
we got it. I tell you. I'll tell you about
over there in the room, said the whole album, the
whole album?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Did you know, Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
He doesn't really like Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
He don't, he don't, he don't like nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
Morning everybody, I know it's your fairite pray cousin jun.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
You listen right now.

Speaker 13 (01:12:40):
You sat in front of the TV with the play
in frontday watching your favorite Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Mine is a die hard.

Speaker 13 (01:12:47):
I got to see that in this Christmas and I
also got to see a Christmas story at least five times,
just so I can laugh at this boy with this
tongue stuck on this pole man. It is holiday season.
Merry Christmas from the Steve Harry Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
All right, So guys, you know, we always hear from Roscoe.
This is Christmas Holidays, the spirit. Uh so we always
hear from at the start of the show. But right now,
like I said, we're all in the Christmas spirit. So
Roscoe is back.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
I need a better Who are you to do the
right way? I got the ladies and gentlemen, get yourself together.
He is a legend.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
He's going through a lawsuit, but he is still the man.
Put your hands together, the baddest in the land, created
all so many different music, so many different genres. The
one and only raw go in there.

Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
You boring Shirley were talking about you. You got to
do better than anyway here going on? Now, what y'all
need from you?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Christmas songs? Ros Christmas songs?

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Man, What you're to do?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
That's what I was trying to tell you. Rosho Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Okay, I know I know where it's Chrismas. What what
do you want me to do? Some of your greatest
Christmas hits?

Speaker 9 (01:14:11):
Oh, some of my greatest Christmas wrote everything knows his
greatest hits.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
I thought he was just singing Christmas songs.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
Fall see this snow Maid, I wrote, I wrot I
wrote the song Boston snow Man. White people got a
whole to it and called it frosty. Hell, I want
to write a song called frosty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
It was foss.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Go ro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Ball see this snow maid. What a bad old dude
was he?

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
That's how I wrote the song white Foat, changing the
Frosty the Snowman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
That part oflawsuit water lawsuit? What else?

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
This Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
That one?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Do do? Do? Do? Do?

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
Hey, old missile tool. I'm gonna get to know your
bed of the last cree And as we look around,
your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Are shine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
The time, these crean mother's look a here.

Speaker 15 (01:15:48):
My fire side, lazy ry come on and we're blowing
in jails all through the night.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
And then kritonbak.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
We be.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
A very special Christmas from me.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
That's really how it went. You know, Donny got hold
to it, did a wonderful job. I won't think Donny halfway.
He's the only version that did a song that I wrote,
died it better.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Only one, okay, only one. I want to thank, But
I gotta get my money.

Speaker 8 (01:16:29):
Though, he said, I'm sewing Donny half away, Layla half away,
pathway anybody that's trying to come my way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
And Jane half away, Jane half away.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
I'm sure with everybody, what is your favorite Christmas song?

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
Though Roscoe your absolute all time tabe oh different one.

Speaker 17 (01:16:52):
I wrote that the change cold ass hell, cold ass hell,
cold outside I'm here ain't no fun when you knows
on the run, everybody knows it's cold out here. Hey,
and I turned that was a cold song with about
being cold out here. White folk like Cole, so they
named it jingle Bell, jingle Bell, jingle Bell. The song

(01:17:15):
was listen cold ass hell, cold ass hall, cold ass
bell out here them damn white folk like hold weather changed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I'll be there.

Speaker 11 (01:17:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
We're trying to get in from the snow. That was
another line than they hear from white folk, ship through
the snow.

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
Trending stories More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up in twenty minutes after right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
this story is dumb to me. Okay, listen to this.
That looks like you really feel.

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Dumb, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Ordering takeout could be why you're still single. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:18:06):
If it's because you don't know how to cook, that's
why I say it's dumb. If you don't know how
to cook. According to a new survey, seventy five percent
of Americans find someone more attractive when they know how
to cook, and forty seven percent say it's quote very
important for a partner to have cooking skills. Cooking together
is even better, as ninety percent of responding say that

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that can improve their relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
So here is a question.

Speaker 9 (01:18:33):
Is it important guys to you that your partner knows
how to cook? And if so, what what's your favorite
thing they cook for you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
What's your favorite meal?

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
Look, my wife cooking breakfast. That's that's so I love it.
That's yeah, that's that's what she likes. Yeah, and she
likes to cook, So I'm the one that loves to cook.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
He will cook? Yeah, like if missing it doing it rights,
it's a chore, Jackie. Yeah, some people look at it though.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Some people actually love to cook to create.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yeah, Like this question really is really important to you.
How do you feel about.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Why you think I used to date that ship? I
remember him? Whatever happened to him, Shirley?

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
He was cute, all right?

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Coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we're
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Would you rather right after this? You're listening to the
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All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
we go now?

Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
them to take a body shot off you?

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
This a shot? Would you take a shot off of them?
Or shot off you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
Let me take the one off of you.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
My stomach can't hold a shot, glad. It's gonna keep promise, Yeah,
take it off. It's gonna keep flipping over.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
What about you, Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
You didn't answer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
But a body shot.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I got
big enough lips. You don't even need the glass. Get
the body shot off for you, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
of Fame for a sports career or.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
A music career?

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Oh, sport?

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something? Yeah, not music
as much as you love music.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
See oh, Roskill Wallace already got that covet. I ain't
worried about that. My alter egos in the Rocky Roll Hall.
Somebody getting inducted his helm, he can.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Credit for all that. This show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
What about you new music?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
you weren't gonna say sports like shut up, Junior. He
was gonna be in there for what he said, he said,
be in there for what.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Music?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Music?

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
What is you gonna be? The little drummer boy? I
remember when Tom was a little boy and he was
in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna
do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's
what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,

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because I just Tom was so small. Every year I
made him play baby Jesus, he little ask HI about
he won't be a wise man that got no time
be trying to explain how little your ass a man,
a little boy you finna be Baby Jesus every year
and then lay down in that hey and quit moving.

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Keep your face covered.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
You look old.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
Come on, sir, all right, I want to go why man,
you're not gonna be no man in this place.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
You're too short, baby jeez.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
All right, coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Coming quick him and lay him in them.

Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
Hey, I'm forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Steve Crazy Harvey right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.