January 1, 2025 • 91 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So don't given them black the.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Milk bus busy boy, Yeah, listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
To I don't Joy?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Show you you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn probably got to turn the mouth,
turn out the water the monypo Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out you think that I sure will.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You'll listen to the voice. Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Ain't God good man? I mean really, Hey,
you know what today I'm gonna try something different, and
it's amazing. I'm gonna try something different because that's kind
of what we're gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
About this morning. Do something different this year.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Look, if what you've been doing has just gotten you
to this point and you are not content with the
point you are at, then we need to make an adjustment.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, don't that seem like the common sense thing
to do? It does to me.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Let's just do something different this year. Make a commitment.
I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a
little bit more effort. I'm gonna quit trying I'm gonna
do it this year. You know, sometimes that simple change
of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm gonna do it.
And it's just as simple as that. Sometimes, just remove
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certain words out the way, stop trying to do something.
You know, I decided this year, you know it, gonna
try to be a better person this year. I'm just
gonna go about the business of being a better person
this year and see how that worked. You know, because
like I've said a thousand times, so if you keep
doing what you've been doing, you gonna keep getting what
you been getting.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Don't change it, don't change unless you change it. But
you have the power to change it. The power of
decision is in your hands. Decide to do the do
something different, take a commitment and say, you know what,
this year, I'm gonna do the right thing.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now, let me warn you.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
When you decide to do the right thing, understand here,
come to haters. What they not gonna let you do
is make a conscious decision to be a better person
without something to be said. Come on, now, you think
the devil just gonna let you all of a sudden,
you gonna you're gonna be better When he needed to
keep you on the wrong side of the track, you're
gonna go on the other side, so he come to haters. Now,
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now let me tell you what's gonna happen, because I'm
speaking from experience. This is what I know, and all
of you out there and know this to be true
because all I'm doing right now, we just having to
remind the conversation. When you decide to do the right thing,
it's going to be unpopular with some people. Some people
ain't gonna like your decision because now your decision to
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start getting to work on time, or your decision to
finally go home and be the man you're supposed to be,
or your decision to finally go on to take care
of your kids in spite of it all, or your
decision to man, I'm gonna come in here, man and
start loving my girl the way she deserved to be loved,
and all this here, Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody
on the out looking in. You do understand that when
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you decide to come to work on time every day,
your homie over there that's been coming in late with you,
now all of a sudden you got you got. You
don't put a spotlight on him now all of a sudden, Man,
you ain't coming in late with me no more.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Man.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Now they looking at me like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah, yeah, man,
Because when you decide to do the right things, it
becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to do
the right thing. From experien they gonna talk about you.
Look at him now, and now he gonna go home.
Now he know he been out here in the streets, right,
he gonna try to go home and see his wife. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
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you just made that decision. But they gonna talk about you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now. Guess what.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
The girl that you've been going over to see, she
gonna talk about you. You ain't this, You ain't nothing.
Because now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you.
Because you're going home, and you're gonna get some flat
When you do the right thing, here comes somebody ain't
gonna like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong, misery
love company. When you make the decision to do the
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right thing, somebody is gonna call you a hypocrite because
you know what they gonna do. They gonna point out
the way you were in the past versus the way
you decided to be brand new. How you all of
a sudden claiming this one I saw you doing that.
Please understand, when you make the decision to do the
right thing, here they come you a hypocrite. You think
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they don't call me that? They called me that. Steve Harvey,
he fake, I hear man. Look on Twitter, you try
to tweet people positive stuff. Here come a tweet you
fake your family and all that. I ain't say my
family was, man, I'm just trying to give out some
positive encouragement, you know. But here it come, you a hypocrite.
I remember when you was out on the tour with
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the Kings of Comedy. Yeah, me too, I remember that too,
But I ain't out on tour with them no more.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We done all changed. Hello, So now what you want
me to do?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You wanna keep living up to what you saw me
as what I was? And I can't get no credit
with you for what I'm trying to be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now that's that.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Now you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? Nah, man,
you ain't fake. You just have made the decision to
be a better person, that's all. And now because you
ain't the person you was, the person they knew. Now
they see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You
ain't a hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You just change it.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Don't let them hate to shake you. Man, go own
about your business. When they talking about you. Look at
him now, gonna try to go home. He been with
me all this time. Hey man, just go home. Oh
he gonna try to go home now, Man, he know
Friday nights. Man, we done told our girls this where
we at. Now he's showing up at the house because
he don't want to come on player, Hey man, just
go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get talked about.
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They gonna say you're a hypocrite. But do the right thing.
God will bless you for that. That's something in Proverbs
that says, if you honor God, if you do the
right thing, if you seek him out, God will cause
his blessings to chase you down.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you understand me what that means? Can you imagine
what would happen in your life if God were to
take some blessings and chase you down with him. Do
you know that there's no hiding from him in your deepest,
darkest secret. He know about the stuff that you done
kept out the light from everybody else. He know about
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all of that.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
So now if he has got some blessings that he
gonna chase you down with, you can't even escape him.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You look up and here come another one. That go
another one, Here he go again. Man.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
That's why I'm trying to get my life to because
at the end, man, what I do not want, Man,
And not even at the end, I just don't want
now God to have all these boxes up in heaven,
these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
so hard. He can't even ship blessings to me because
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I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking the blessings man,
that God got for me. I would rather do the
best I can do and be the best I can be,
make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness, and get on up
and see what God got for me. And remember, Donny
McClurkin got a song out.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Man.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
We ain't got time to play it now because I
done talked too long. But you know that's where I
am right now. The song is one of my favorite.
When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
knew him when he wrote the song. I thought he
had wrote the song for me. I really did, because
it came out after a conversation we was having, and
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I thought he had wrote the song for me because
it's so appropriate to my life. And I bet you
it's appropriate to your life, because see, guess what, we
fall down, but we get up. He has a line
in the song that says a saint is just a
sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there. That's
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the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna make some mistakes. Just
don't stay there. Just get up, man, and walk straight again.
Then while you're walking straight and write and trying to
be righteous, you're gonna fall.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Get up.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Don't stay there and get back on the straight and
the righteous. You're gonna fall a bunch of times. Just
don't stay there. Just get up, man. That's the only
difference between a saint and a sinner. Now they the
same people, man. Actually, that's what the revealing news is.
Saints is really sinners. They're the same people. They just
keep getting up.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's all. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You're listening easy to Steve Harvey. Morning shall.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is here another great day God
has given us ain't you glad about it?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I know I am.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I don't care what's in front of you. I don't
care what situation you are facing. You ain't got no
problem bigger than that God we serve. That's a fact, man,
I got no problem bigger than my God.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And neither do you.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Welcome to this thing called life, to this thing called
blessings and grace. We are all privy to this. All
you got to do is believe. Let's get it on.
Steve Harvey, Martin Show, Shelton Strawberry calling for real Mouth
of the South, Junior Ah, the legend of nephew Tommy,
and yours truly, Julie, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I was able to ask you this man. You know
you've been through these things.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Man, but when you going through a storm, man, when
you in the middle of it, you can't see left, right, north, south,
You don't know which way you go?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Where do you find your encouragement?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Got holes in it? Yeah, got holes in it. You
ain't got no buckets, you ain't even bailing.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, can't get nothing out of him. Man.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
For me, it's a little bit different because I'm older,
already know that this too shall pass already know from
prior experience that everything I've ever gone through God that
brought me through it. I already have learned through life's trials, tribulations,
set backs and all of that, that I am a
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child of the most hot and he got me covered
and I'm gonna survive it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So see.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
But now, until you get a little bit of that
experience under your belt, my strong suggestion to you is
to is to use the greatest weapon available to us.
That's oftentime, not used until you get into moments of
turmoil and peril, and that's prayer works.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Man, Prayer change his thing.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I was playing golf with a dude one time, the
older guy, and I said, hey, man, prayer works.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Prayer change his thing, don't it. He was a pastor.
He looked at me and say, prayer change people too.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
And let the one statement he said to me it
affected me, man in a most profound way, because I
was just fooling with the pastor.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We out there playing golf and stuff. I just met
the guy. He was a capital, he was a pastor.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Cool dude.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We was talking trash all game long. He was on
the group behind me.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Before I teed off, I turned around and say, hey, Pastor,
I said, prayer change. Prayer change is things. He said,
Prayer change people too. This is for me now, I
don't know what. I can't speak for the people. Prayer
for me gives me the sense of there's some aid
and assistance available to me. Prayer gives me the feeling
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that I'm not alone, and press strengthens me and encourages
me that it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Those are the things that prayer does for me.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
The moment I start praying, yeah, I know it's gonna
be all right, I feel I don't feel the loan anymore,
and I feel a strength and a comfort.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Prayer works, man, So when you're in the storm, get
to pray it.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
It would be really helpful if you would pray when
you weren't in the storm, so you wouldn't have to
introduce yourself to him when you got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't like myself to him when I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Coming up in thirty minutes after the hour, Well hear
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after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Mom. It is time now for the nephew to run
that prank back what you got for his neph.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
This right here, Shirley, is the most important thing at
my mama's house. Right here, This right here is my
mama's tree, My mama's tree. Everybody had a tree at
their mama house that was a hide and go seek
tree five t and pteen twenty twenty back there third
by bout you already know. I don't forget what you
used to do back in the day. This right here
is my mama's tree. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Hello, Hello man, I speak to Lord.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Yeah, Lord, This terror whom this tear about ten minutes
from the yard picked.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Dog, This ain't no chr Look man, is this lord
that worked for Yes, sir, listen, you just came down
Clayton's tree and hit me and tow all the limbs
off my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street.
And now she got limbs hanging all in the street.
We got to cut this whole tree down because you
thene messed it up. And you're the one that just
drove through here.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
say what.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I ain't been
in no residential neighborhood today.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You just came down Clayton Street a couple hours ago
and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,
my mama, that tree been in our finished twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And if you just came down the.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't
been down Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
Somebody got to pay for my mama treat well.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Roll today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
just hang up on me?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Now you know what. Look I told you you just
came down Clayton Road and just and just tore my
mama tree up.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
All the lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
calling my phone with that.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Look my grandmama played that tree. Now you don't have
to do it.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Planned it. Move them up then cut the branches off
the summer and them.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Branches is clear enough.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
You're not supposed to be driving them eighteen wheel trucks
down this residential area like this here.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Man, I would make delivery got if I had to
come down that treet I would have. But I told
you one, I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
If I hadn't made deliver down there, I would have
came down that street. I ain't had to come down there.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
do know.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No, no, no, no,
no no no, I got the right driver. And what
I do know is you then told my mama tree up.
We got to cut this old tree down, and you
know what you gonna pay for this?
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Then I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
and both of y'all go out there and playing another street.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Then we ain't playing no more tree. That tree been
in our family for years. You're gonna mess around and
get your swip.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Behind this tree.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Bring it on, then bring your dog and bring the tree, which.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
I meet on Clayton Street with the tree.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.
You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there
crying behind this tree because you done toe the limbs
off of it and we got to cut it down.
That because you done messed it up.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Don't give her snapped in this yellow wife. But then
I ain't been down the street.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.
Now see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
front yard. I grew up with this tree. Now you
got the nerve to drive through here and driving too fast,
because if you would have drove slow, you wouldn't have
been hitting.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
All them limbs like that. Y'all be running down here
too fast through here.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't been
down on Clayton Street. Now like I told you, if
you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will all right? Now,
I'm sorry about your mom tree, but hell, there ain't
nothing I can do about it, cause I ain't been
down on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's one thing you can do about it. You can
pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do. Now.
You're gonna either give me some money.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm gonna get it at you. But you you gonna
you coming over here. Matter of fact, you're gonna come
over here now that big truck around and bring your
butt on over here right now.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Well I might well go on and turn it around,
because I ain't paying for no tree I'm kidding right now.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is
here sitting up there looking at that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What you done done in this tree? So bring yo own?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Yeah, well look at her. Take that tree and stuve
it up. You out, yo?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
I ain't be a word with.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
You in this street no more because I have told
you what. Let me aim this tree.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
You come on right now, because you don't know what
this tree mean to me. This tree right here used
to be home based for hide and go seek?
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Are you crying?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
You big?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
You crying too?
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree though, look
at wipe your eyes and.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The hell would you this tree?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Right? I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
to be first base for kickball?
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Do you hit me that? Boss?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dude?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
I done told you once. I ain't tree, all right, No,
heil around it. Dude, your name lord.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
But you ain't hel Hel is cool jay, and he
wouldn't not He wouldn't not have come down here and.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Told my mama tree here. Is not that kind of
person but you you lord?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
Oh you crying for?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
What crying for?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Could you done messed up my mama Tree?
Speaker 10 (19:42):
You sound like a perl. I'm crying because my mama
Tree broke.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
I believe that in ten minutes to meet your where's
that thing?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Me?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
All up the braid Runch family. What bro, I tell
you right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Don't make me no different. They call you l l
my knock you out and that's what you finnah get
m that's.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
Come on, Come on with it because I'm here, all rights,
no running.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Cool. Don't make me listen right up. I'm finna tell
you one more thing about this tree. Is you listening
to me? I'm listening, Bro, Is you listening?
Speaker 10 (20:29):
I just told you what. I don't give it about that,
but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Let me tell you something. This is Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
You just got pranked by your boy JJ And look, man,
what did you just say?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning show.
You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
You got to be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Man, No, ain't no tree missed up and you ain't
been on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Jo Joe? What? Oh Man? You alright don't?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I'm right?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Amen? What is the maddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Made ye yaate?
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uh to Shonda or maybe maybe I should know. I'm
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my husband's sister is having problems in her marriage, so
she's staying with us. When I got home from work.
She was wearing one of my robes. I will gladly
get her some things if need be. So how do
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I nicely tell her that my stuff, my stuff is
off limits.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Let me catch you ass in this robe? Forget him nicely?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
She said, nice?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Catch it off of second, just walk up there. Just
tad awful?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
He or if I can't wear the robe, ain't nobody
gonna wear a rolle? Take a butcher knife and cut
the cold, cut the bill, swing over, just do whood stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Here's my question. Is she's saying anything while she's cutting
the robe off?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, everybody cussing and cutting is a part
of it. Yeah, it goes, it goes. Yeah, and see
don't look the same on you no more? All right?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Moving on to Marissa and Stockbridge, Marissa writes, I'm thirty
eight years old and my husband likes to watch porn
while we're intimate. He says, he imagines that I'm the
women in the video. This doesn't sit well with my soul.
Does this mean that he is not satisfied with my
body and normal intimacy?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, he imagined that you the women in the video?
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 11 (23:35):
You do what?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
What?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What? What did you text? What did you write us?
This fault? He just told you.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
He imagines that you are the women in the video,
so he takes his mind off you and puts it
on huh. And instead of doing you, he's doing huh.
Which partities you don't get? Just don't sit right with
my soul. You ain't got the dreams your soul and
it is.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It did take it somewhere else, didn't it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's the name of the movie back in the day.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
She needs to shut that down, all right, Frankie in Texas.
As we move on, Frankie says, my son's child, that
would be your grandchild. My son's child and child's mother
live with me. She can't stay with my son because
he has a new girlfriend. But he still comes to
have sex with his child's mother. And I don't need
(24:34):
to be hearing that, and neither does the child.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
What should I do, Gota, Well, you got to put
a stop to that in your house. Your house, you
could actually.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Put a stop to that and just tell him that
he's being disrespectful. Very And then now he has a
new girlfriend somewhere else, but his former girlfriend and baby
live with his mama.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, and he has.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Lived with the mama too.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, he has his own house that you know, he
has this new girlfriend over I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well, see, you got to take all this to your house.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yeah, and you coming back over here still having relations
with her in front of me and this boy. That
ain't gonna work. Being disrespectful. You need to sit the
girl down at and ask what's wrong with her?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's what Frankie should do, because that's what she wants
to know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What should she do? Well, you need to have conversation
with your son about being respectful of your house and
your rooms. Secondly, you need a conversation with this girl
and just go what's wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Now, you ain't good enough to go with him. You
ain't good enough to be with him. You got you
gotta stop being good enough to do him. Got to
be better than that.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, good?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, and loving and then mama's food right after that though.
That's pretty damn good, don't you come in?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's the bright side for you.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's why you that's why you do pranks, all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right, Steve, here's the last one. This one's Nevea in
Culver City. Navea says, I've been dating a man for
fourteen years and we both turned forty in December. I
was hoping for an engagement ring for Christmas, but he
said the ring is custom made and won't be ready
until Valentine's Day. If I don't get it, then should
(26:38):
I leave?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, she's been they've been dating.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What what?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
What do y'all want me to say?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Say it?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Just say it? You listen to me. I've said this
one hundred times on this show.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Why is it that women do not understand this fact
that you have every right to know and have a
say soul with the direction your life is going.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You have a right, yea to have a say soul
and know the direction in which your life is going.
That's your right as a human being.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, stop right there. Why don't they? Why don't they then?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Because you think that you're supposed to center around and
wait on somebody else to make a decision about your life.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
When you have the power to exact the decisions you want.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Example, Okay, the.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Reason you keep waiting on a ring and don't get
it is because a ring is not a requirement of yours.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is a hope of yours. And if that ain't
the hope of his then all hope is lost.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We're hopeless.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So why don't you make it a requirement for this
to continue?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I am no.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Fourteen years that's at long'sfe and now it's custom made
and it won't be ready to custom boy?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
What boy?
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Stop them? Rings ain't custom made? Their asses in k jewler,
they in the window or they in the window. You
ain't got enough smart to make a damn custom ring.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
You nuts. Let me tell you something, man, if you
go in there and pick out that diamond in that setting,
your ass can come back tomorrow the ring ready?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Okay, Well one more question because we need to understand this. See,
go ahead, Well why fourteen years? I mean, why would
you stay with someone for fourteen years without anything?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
A lot of people have done it.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Because because you keep waiting on this theme to happen,
that you have not made a requirement. And I keep
telling y'all listen to me, ladies. A wedding day is
a woman's dream. The wedding day is not the man's dream.
All the man dreams of is the chick of his dreams.
We don't dream of our wedding day. And if we
can get to chick without the wedding day.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Bam, he got with he Oh don't all right, clo,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
This is Steve Harvin Martin show man hit. That twenty
four year old girl is dating this sixty five year
old man that buys and does everything for her.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Five months ago, I met another man closer to my age.
He took me to a family reunion and to my surprise,
my sugar daddy is his stepdaddy. He ain't say anything,
and I showed didn't because his wife is down. Now
you over there got to be quiet and stupid, but
you're dating the man's damn son.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
My question is is the sugar daddy his daddy? Your
daddy is his daddy? How many daddy you got? Show
coming up right after?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So here's a question for you guys. Is there a
time in your life where you celebrated something before you
had it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Before you should have?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
God? Come on me, what what? God?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I got I booked the show. It was a Jamie
Jamie Fox was going to do a show called uh
it was it was oh God, variety show like that
and and the show and I came home celebrated through
a party that I gotta.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I got a TV in the show. Never happened, God,
so never happened.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh my god, you spent all that money.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Oh Man got a call from his manager at the
time was Marcus King. Got a call from Mark We
got your show.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
We're good. Oh good Man went home through a party,
spent a whole bunch of money. Yeah, didn't did.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Not happen at all, just spending money. All What about you, junior?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh the thing they tease me about every time I
go back to Houston. I mean playing against wood Rich
High School of Football. I was running back.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
I broke out from the one yard land, ran all
the way to the fire. I started putting my hand
up and got tackled at the other one.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
You did, don't know? So now my whole name at
the barber shop is ninety nine. Didn't come ninety nine,
went to wool Ridge right a high stoodent man.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Celebrate just yeah, all right, come on, Steve, I know
you have Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
My biggest one was nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, I ordered
that triple plum cuttness final final roof crushed the little
seats Burgundy burgundy, burgundy white stir wheel wrap had already
(32:31):
ordered it.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Cause of the I was getting a big commission check
for something, this life insurance couple, life insurance policy to
this couple, it was all ago. She said, I just
need my husband to see this. Can you come by
one more time. I came by and I was I
had to brochure in my briefcase of the cuttness. He said, yeah,
(32:52):
we're not gonna do it. What excuse me? Excuse me?
Now that's what the husband said. We're not gonna do it.
We don't want the policy. I'm gonna look somewhere else.
So I lost two things that day. Well, that night,
I lost the cutlass because now there's no way I
can get it because I ain't got the money.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But I went to work the next day and lost
my job.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Job.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's after the white dude said, and we're not gonna
do it. Yeah. When I got up, I didn't cuss
him out. But the table got turned over.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The tables just don't get turned over. What happened to my.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hand got caught up under when I stood up real fast.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Didn't know you flipped that table.
Speaker 11 (33:44):
That was I was.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It was nineteen seventy eight. I was straight hood. I
ain't famous. I ain't I ain't told the joke yet.
For a quart.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Didn't have a brand to concern myself with. Was wide
opening the aailable for all lawsuits. Because I have nothing,
you can win. So nineteen seventy eight was the prime
time to.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mess with me. I had nothing.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Flipp the deal, golden gloves, Yeah, flipped it. I walk
came in the next morning. Everybody was looking at me.
Damn herve you're good, tom want to see you?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Does marriage make you a better person? That is the
question on the table right now.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
No, hey, hey, tent on this show.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
A new study from Tilburg University in the Netherlands suggests
that marriage can make you a better person. Specifically, getting
hitched makes you more forgiving and more likely to exercise
self control. All right, that's what it says.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Who they study.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
This is a new study. They studied married, marry people,
people that.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Come by my house and study damn.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
From the Netherlands. It suggested marriage can make you a
better person. Specifically, getting hitched makes you more forgiving, It
makes you more forgiving to rights, and it makes you
more likely to exercise self control. If you married to
the wrong Tommy, No, that's in the what are the
one they got for over here?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (35:29):
You married the wrong person. It will not make you
a better person. It makes you better at doing certain
things like what. It becomes a lot more craft cheater.
Your ass gets real craft wrong. Your ass can learn something.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What you learn, like not how to go home.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
You have learned about spots. You'll know about a lot
of restaurants. You have a lot of little hobby holes.
You know how to walk in places and spot cameras.
You learned a lot the back way. Yeah, you know
(36:17):
you use your phone different. When I was out there,
wasn't no phone cameras, wasn't no GPS.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Wasn't none of that.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
When you're out there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, and I was out there see all this.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Now, I already know I'm good because where I'm gonna go, well,
I could keep my heads home.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Figure GPS off your phone. You got to turn that
off as soon as you lead out. Hey, dog, if
you're famous, you can't do nothing. You just can't do nothing.
Just go home, though.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
If you're famous and you're not happy, just get yourself
a divorced man, because you're gonna get seen.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Put you out there. Yeah, I'm just be freakingle did
you did you.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Want to say that aloud? And did you want to
keep that to yourself? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (37:39):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather live where it always rains? Or would
you rather live where it's always dark?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Aheed rain? I got to see some light? I take
that rain. I can't do that?
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
You do that dog? Anal sunshine.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Not spor so okay? Would you rather do hair and makeup?
Listen to this one, guys do hair and makeup at
a funeral home? Or would you drive a city rather
drive a city bus?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Driving the bus? Yeah, you don't want to. I don't
give a damn how you look when you live in
I know good? Hell? What hell?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What's that sound again? I love that.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm not fitting to care how you look now, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Damn so your bus driver is all good?
Speaker 7 (38:40):
But hell?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Did high brown look? Family be wanting to fight me? Yeah,
my mama lipstick? Get it right, dead dog, I'm gonna
have that wig on baccals.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I know you already know you're gonna do it wrong.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I ain't. I ain't gonna put the wig on you.
You gotta put a wig.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Just like us that the bus drivers out there? You Yes, yeah,
drive the city buses.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Drive? That's cool anyway? Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Would you rather? I got that a lot when I
used to ride the bus?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Listen, would you rather show your boss all the pictures
in your phone? Or would you rather show your wife
all you get the pictures in your phone?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Boss? Well, I got a problem because my wife. You're
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
All right, Quiet, nephew, what you got I'm.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Showing man, you won't get in trouble for that?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Will were good? All right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
Or would you rather give up lying? All right, one's
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I got to lie. Yeah, I'm gonna give up profanity
and that's a that's a lie. Right there.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't I don't see you giving. It's no way
I can start.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's no way.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
What is the problem you have?
Speaker 7 (40:39):
Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
If you stop lying, listen, this is.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
A wrap.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Round, would you rather? Guys?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
yourself a happy and a safe new year from all
of us here to Steve Harvey. Morning shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
All right, it is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay,
please please quickly set this up.
Speaker 12 (41:10):
Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way
we prove how good we are put five subjects on
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Spin the wheel, wedge, stop, We got it. That's all
it is.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That's all it is comedy. All right, Here are the
five subjects. Number one fish grease. Number two, she wasn't
that big in high school. I appreciate that one, okay.
Number three tastes like chicken. Number four now that I
(41:45):
have a little money, you know who I am. And
number five, I don't know how you could eat that.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Give me that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
All right, let's go spend the wheelcat. Oh h, Now
that I have a little money, you know who I am?
Speaker 12 (42:15):
Let me have that, Let me start going out. I see,
back in the day, my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody
know fish, didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to
speak to the fish. But now that fish is on TV?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Hey Fish?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
How you doing?
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Fish?
Speaker 12 (42:36):
And I can't remember who you are?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
What you got?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I was out of my league.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
I was way out of my league. You would drop
dead fine to me. I beg for it, won'ted it.
I used to ask for a day and night. You
never gave me the time of day. But now now
got a little money, I'm going to steel Harvey Monis
you're texting.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Me now, ain't have it? If I want it, I
don't want it now.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I don't want it. Yeah, I hear tom.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Come on Jo, you know what. Now I got a
little money. You know who know my name?
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Now?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Be a collector.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
They know exactly who they talking to him now. But
if they don't even call me about my real name,
that's how I know they know I got money. They say,
excuse me, junior, in junior, that ain't my government name?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Now real is right up my alley. Now I got
a little money. Well you know who I am now? Yeah,
this goes out to ike.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Back in Cleveland, had mister Albert's men. Yeah, I used
to call me l k uh lailway ken No, but
and I I'm my your whole damn stoke. So the
next time I walk in, I ain't coming in laid
(43:59):
way on me. I might just bright your damn.
Speaker 12 (44:11):
Let me put an initial out there with a last name,
just the initial and the last name.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
You know who you are, the last name white. Ah,
you were so fine, Oh my god, you were fine.
Did not even speak to me in the hall way.
I walked past you like a slave because I ain't
want to look at you. Now it was that damn fine.
Speaker 12 (44:37):
But oh it has changed because he's got a little money.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, he's got a little money.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
I'll tell you, everybody know my name at now I'm
a lot more familiar and welcome when I walk in
the door. A bank account used to sit on six
dollars with your But what I didn't notice though, when
I go on to bank, now there's a whole nother room.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
It's got vegetables. Hit it right esus oh when I.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Go to banks, missus spaces this away?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Why what you standing in line? Come on around this way?
Do you have your access car? Never mind, I have money.
Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you.
I would. I didn't get.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Invited to the big Christmas party because I just you
know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't
have a name enough. But now that I'm viowling and
I'm on this show and i'm the nept you got
a little money if I can doing this stand up.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't want to go to your funky Christmas party.
Now I throw my whole.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Damn Christmas party and my chateau.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Y'all kept? All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew.
Tell me he's prank phone call right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
about four minutes after the hour. It is today's Strawberry Letter,
the subject I need both of them, and don't judge me.
(46:09):
Don't judge.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Let me tell you how many times I said, Dot,
We're we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
We're gonna get into that in just a few because
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone
called neft What you got choppers?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Fielder choppers fielder raw got dog? If you what? Uh,
I'm trying to reach James James.
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
This this is Gerald. I was a friend of uh,
your friend Chapel. Yeah, Chapel just uh passed away last week, right, Yeah?
I know they Sposta had a funeral and stuff over
at at Moth Baptist Church and uh, I don't really
(47:03):
know you, but me and me and Chopper and a
bunch of the rest of us. Man, we used to
hang out at the club not too far from the house.
You know, That's pretty much where Chopper was all the
time at the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us
was over at the club talking man, and I was
we was really want to reach out to one of
the family members, you know. And then somebody said you was,
you know, kind of a good friend of his, and
(47:26):
we we we we decided to call you and see
if you didn't mind. Do you think that you can
talk to uh, some of the family members and see
if they don't mind having the funeral at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
At the club, see what do Let me let me
try to explain something to you, Jane. What we're trying
to do is, see, we believe that we believe you.
Speaker 8 (47:52):
Said at the club, come on the club funeral, And
that's what I understand it.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
But see, see, Choppel Choper ain't really go to church
a whole lot. You know what I'm saying, He ain't
really really go as long as I've been knowing him. Now,
he loved the Lord and stuff like that, clayl.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
But these are church going folks, fer I understand.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
But see Chopel wouldn't Chopel Chopper went to the club.
So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
at the club.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
at no club. Man, come on, No, no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that
he wasn't really he wasn't really no church going person.
I believe that a person ought to be uh, the
last words are to be said over him in a
place he's more familiar with.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
You know what I'm saying, A player, player, No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean. Now, just gotta be
a funeral. This is this is a church for I
go to church, and all my folks go to church.
Now we got to this sing up in church. This
is a church thing.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
where I'm coming from?
Speaker 11 (49:01):
Know?
Speaker 4 (49:01):
There man ought to gone on and the last words
are to be in a place he more familiar with.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.
Speaker 8 (49:09):
You see, bro, Hell no, no, See it's his chance
to get itself right. And don't we don't have him
up in church in front of everybody. You know, that
don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who are you?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
My name is Gerald, but who is Gerald?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean?
Speaker 10 (49:26):
How do you?
Speaker 8 (49:26):
How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Or are you not?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper
and see I hung out at the club and still
hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
was real good friends with Chopper and we were saying that,
you know Choppers, the last words about Chopper are to
be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper
was about, five six days a week, That's what Chappa was.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with? I mean,
why the hell would I I try to talk to
the family, make me look stupid in front of the
family telling them to put this thing in the club.
How is that gonna go off?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
See, see that's what I'm saying. You know them way more.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Than we do, because see that you're talking about trying
to move from a damn funeral at a church to
a damn nightclub or a strip club or something.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 8 (50:17):
I mean, you're talking about having folks travel from across
the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
of that.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
But that's what Chapel was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them to
move it to the damn.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to I'm
gonna look like a fool.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
No, you're not. You're gonna look like somebody's trying to.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Keep it real when come to the damn funeral.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
If I do something like that, Okay, okay, let me
ask you this hit in. Let me ask you this here, Jane.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Do you think do you think you can maybe get
the body and bring it over to the club. Well,
I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever.
Speaker 8 (50:58):
Hell, no, just getting to walk in the dog by myself.
Don't touch the body for him now.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
We're just trying to say our last words at Chopper
Man in the place that Chopper moment.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
No him again? Who for you? You get my number?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Somebody at the club had your number, say you was print.
Speaker 8 (51:18):
What do y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
They say you good? You in with the family, and you.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
Can tell me with the family. But I ain't in
in the family. Make me look stupid. Hell now, won't
y'all I get aut of them too, the family. Y'all
call the family, y'all tell them that yourself.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Man, I won't. I just trying to get you to
bring the body by.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Man and let us no, I ain't touching no dead body.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
We just want to have one last drake with Chopper Man.
Speaker 8 (51:45):
You have one with your boys, and you get together
with them and y'all talk about bottom and let them
know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
what kind of person we need to.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
We want chopp up to be there. This Chopper, this
is Chopper you talking about man.
Speaker 8 (52:00):
I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be
up in the church.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 8 (52:07):
Well we know mom man, y'all fuller, well we know
MYU have my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
What this about Chopper, yo?
Speaker 8 (52:16):
And damn right about chopping?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You'll break Chopper to that club, y'all.
Speaker 8 (52:20):
Tripping, man, I ain't doing. I'm just going to this funeral.
I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping.
And I'm tall If y'all want to add crazy in
front of town, y'all talk to fill y'all selfing do this?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 8 (52:35):
I don't even know you or what what?
Speaker 4 (52:37):
What this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy. This nephew timy
man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told
me to prank you.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Man.
Speaker 8 (52:59):
I just know you'.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
This is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
No, no play, oh man. I can't believe that. No,
he didn't. I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 8 (53:18):
Land, the Steve Harvey moaning show Man.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
We think, I mean it made sense though, didn't need
to have, you know, the funeral at the club. That's
what Chopper used to be. That don't make sense to y'all.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
One last drink with Chopper Man.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
No hell no, no, I was just interview master p
not too long ago. He no limit, No, I'm no limit?
What what's c jr? Tommy can't see what other people see,
and so Tommy operates from his viewpoint, which is low what.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Low? All this comes from restrictions, you know, Oh boy.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
He can't see what he do to other people because
he can't see the expression on their face. If you're
staring at somebody's shirt on the damn tip, it's hard
to look up and see how they're not laughing Tommy
face the chest, or you can see they're hurting some people.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Shit, that was great laughing, Tommy, I'm laughing at something else.
I'm not laughing at what else?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
I could kill this?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
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It is Drawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Subject, I need both of them, and I need to
do a disclaimer before we read this letter. If you
have small children, you don't want them.
Speaker 5 (56:21):
To hear this.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Cover up their ears. Okay again, the subject is I
need both of them. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and
I have been through hell and back in our short
four year marriage. He cheated on me first, and then
I cheated on him. When I cheated, I got caught
in the act, and the guy I cheated with rides
motorcycles with my husband. How it happened was crazy. We
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went to a viking event and my husband got drunk,
so his friend brought us home. His friend helped me
get him into bed. Then we went outside to smoke
some wheed. I hadn't had sex and months because my
husband cheated on me. I got so high I started
telling his friend all of our business, and then some
kind of way we ended up on the side of
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the house, naked from the waist down. I was hooking up.
I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
my name, and when he came to the side of
the house, we didn't have time to pull our pants
up or run. We were busted. I told my husband
I was sorry, and then he surprised us by telling
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us to finish because he wanted to watch. We couldn't
work under that pressure, so I got dressed and went inside,
and he encouraged his friend to come inside and finish
me off while he watched. I think this is something
they've done before. Because they were both too comfortable. We
started having sex, and then my husband joined in. This
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was my first threesome with two men, and I can't
believe my husband allowed this. A few days later, he
decided to bring it up and asked me to be
honest with him. I told him I need the both
of them every once in a while to keep things interesting.
He said it was fine and he'd be he'd bring
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he'd bring a female over sometime so that he can
have some fun too. I shut it down and said
I only want him and his friend. Now he's acting jealous,
So why did he start all of this? That's what
he wants, don't you see it, That's what he wants.
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I mean, some kind of way. We ended up on
the side of the house, naked from the waist down.
I thought that was really like the craziest line in
the letter.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
But there is more.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
I mean, there's a lot of them in here. Your
husband asked his friend to finish you off so he
could watch. Then I'm thinking this is really working out
for your favor because hubby is on board with all
of this and he's joining in. And he didn't kill you, guys.
He didn't kill his friend, he didn't kick you out,
he didn't divorce you, he didn't give his friend a
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beat down any of that. Nothing, nothing normal happened in
this letter. So I'm thinking, since both of you are
cheaters and you like threesomes and all of this, and
your husband liked watching and all of that, although you
know he can't bring the females in because you shut
that down, it just sounds like you guys are in
some sort of open marriage and you don't know it.
(59:29):
You know, you just haven't named it yet. This is
what swingers do they share their mates with others? And
that's what you guys are into. So I just say,
go ahead, put a label on it and own it,
because that's what this crazy marriage is, okay, and it
is what it is. You guys are into sharing period.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Steve. You know, here's the problem with this letter is
at the question at the and it's at the answer
to that question at the end is also how the
letter begins.
Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
The question at the end is so why did he
start all of this? Why did he start all of this?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Is the question. Well, let me tell you what happened
at the top of the letter. They've been in the
back and forth short through hell and back relationship before
your marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
on him. When I cheated, I got caught in the act.
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And the guy I cheated with rides motorcycles with my husband.
Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
That's a lot of information. We ain't even out of
paragraph one. This letter is packed with facts and we
not even otter.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Did you hear me? So when you go back to
the end of the letter and it goes, so why
did he start all this?
Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
He cheated on me first? Then I cheated on him?
Then when I cheated, I got caught in the act.
And the guy I cheated. We'll ride motorcycles with my husband.
That ain't all he ride, or it ain't just motorcycles.
What else? He's a rider.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
He just a rider.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
He read it up. What you want to do. He
ride bikes, He rides uh, trailer holmes, he ride ons.
He do sidewalking on side of houses. He uh, he streaks.
Speaker 12 (01:01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
He do service calls. He got a tuck in service
at night for drunk men that need to be tucked
in bed. This this is just an amazing letter. So
when I come back, I want to share with you,
you know, because like I told you, y'all, y'all went
to a biking event. Your husband got so drunk that
is free and brought y'all home, and his friend helped
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me get him into bed. See that's a service. That's
a nice friend. Then y'all went outside smoking weed. See
that right there. He'll plug. He helped you get your husband.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
In your bed. He got weed.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
She was high, Steve, she was so high.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I ain't never been that high.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Of Steve's response, coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour Strawberry Letters, subject today. I need both of them.
All right, we'll be back right after this. It's time
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All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
I need both of them as a subject.
Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
This letter is so crazy. This lady been in a
been through hell back and forth in a short fold
year marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
on him. Then when I cheated, I got caught in
the act. The guy cheated with riding motorcycle with my hub.
(01:03:43):
That sounded like, uh, that movie Smoking the Bandit with
Jackie Gleason was describing how he was chasing rudderscross the country.
He got charges on it. He was eating that sandwich.
Give me my give me that dieblow sandwich. He'd across
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state line and got him for kidnapping, high speed chasing,
distart police property.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
So this is what I left him with the lady husband.
See how this sounds right, that's the funny part to me.
So now let's move on down the letter. So they
went outside after he tuk the husband in bed who
got drunk at the bike at the motorcycle riding event.
Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
His friend got your husband. Your husband got so drunk.
He helped you get him in the house and tuck
him in bed. Then y'all went outside to smoke some weed.
You ain't had sex in moss because your husband cheated
on him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
I got so high I started telling his friend all
our business. And there's some kind of way now hear
the part right here, like you don't know right, some
kind of weight. We ended up on the side of
the house, neked from the waist down. What you got
to take them down? Motorcycle boots off, you got to
(01:05:13):
take them chaps off, you gotta get them tight ends,
jeans off, you gotta get that motorcycle vest off.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
But you're from the waist down.
Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
So you got the honor your club. So you gotta
keep your vests on, vest off because you see you
got your motorcycle patch on it. You can't disrespect to patch.
That's like burning American flying to a hill boy. So
(01:05:42):
now y'all neked from the waist down.
Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
my name, and when he came to the side of
the house, we ain't had time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
To pull our pants up or run. I've never been
in that place issue. Wow, I ever heard I can't run?
But so you so comfortable you done took your clothes
off and folded them up on the ground in a pile.
(01:06:15):
He can't run. I got to have at least one
leg and something. God, So now we didn't have time
to pull our pants up and run. We were busted.
Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
I told my husband I'm sorry, and then he surprised
us by telling us to finish because.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
He wanted to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
That was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You surprised everybody in the letter with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yeah, we read it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
We went what kill anybody? We couldn't work under that pressure.
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
So I got dressed and went inside, and he encouraged
his friend to come inside and finish me off while
he watched.
Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I think this is something they'd done before.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Oh, because they were both too comfortable for Wait a minute,
that was your takeaway.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Your husband told another man to come in the house
and finish you off. Your takeaway is I think they've
done this before because they were uncomfortable and.
Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
You wouldn't right pants on.
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
So now we started having sex?
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Yeah, lady, you go along with all this. We started
having sex, and then my husband joined in, join in. Yes,
it's funny man, man, somebody doing my wife exactly. And
then I tap in, like you had to dance with
white people. Welcome taping on the shoulder, my turn. You
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had one of them white dances now where they tap in,
you had the boul Reguard ball or something. I said,
that was my first threesome with two men, and I
can't believe my husband the loudest. A few days later,
he decided to bring it up and asked me to
be honest with him. I told him I need the
both of them every once in a while to keep
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things interesting. He said it was fine, and he'd bring
a female female over sometime so that he can have
some fun too.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I ship that down. We ain't doing all that. I
don't know who you think I am? What type of
woman you think I am? Bring another woman up in here.
I just want menses.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
That's why she drew the line.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, draw this line up in here.
Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
But it's gonna be three people in the bedroom. It's
gonna be two menses and me. That's weird anyway, because
once I'm naked, I could be the only one with
a body part that looked like mine in that room.
I'm gonna tell you that right now. And now, he
can't be two people in here with zippers, know something,
(01:08:57):
have several people in here with a dress on, but
it can't be one.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Dude. You didn't hear with no damn zipp if we
talking about getting nicky, So lady, I ain't got no
advice to you. Your question is why did he start
all this? The question is why did you finish all this?
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, that's the question.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Thank you all right, Steve, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
See this is from Dorothy in Essex. Dorothy says, I
saw on a TV show that a woman had four
children by her husband, and she said that she had
never once had an orgasm. I'm sixty eight years old
and I'm in the same situation. I have three grown
children and I've faked it in the bedroom for almost
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forty years. I cheated on my husband twice, and I
had really really good sex both times. But I loved
my husband so much that I couldn't leave him. Should
I come clean with him and let him know that
I've had sex that's better than his, Or do I
keep it to myself and never ever have an orgasm
in my life?
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Ever have an orgasm? You got to die another will
what you just told? Don't you do that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Because it's going to accomplish nothing. It will accomplish nothing.
It would destroy his feelings for you. If you tell
this man because he was, you're going to destroy his
feelings for you and his ego all at once. So
when you tell this man that you cheated on him
(01:11:21):
to have great sex and it was better than his,
but you love him so much you couldn't leave him,
you think that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Everything you say after that is mute, shut shot, this
go to the grave. Them two dudes. You had to
the grave. Yeah. Now I don't promote cheating or nothing
like that, but you might have to go back over there.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yeah, she said it was really good with them all time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
See me, I ain't telling you what to do. Seem
to me like you need to go back over there.
Is it too late to.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Help her husband? Help her?
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Forty you dog? If you ain't figured it out in
forty years, what I don't understand? What is he doing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Apparently nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Apparently it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
I have a couple of ways that you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, If every time she enters the room she grabs
the edge of the doorway and swings into the that
that's a damn dead giveaway. She grabbed the edge of
that doorway and swang into that's a damn dead gibble
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y'all walking down the street. Yeah, and she pick up
all the money she see on the sidewalk, even if
it's a quarter, nickels dime. If she knows how to
pick up money off the ground, this is a dead
giveaway that your wife could have been a strip.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Right after all?
Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Right, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
So, according to a new One Poll survey, about half
of Americans hide out when they need to find peace
and quiet and privacy. Where do they hide out from
other family members? In their household? In the bathroom. In
the bathroom, that's where they are.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
But you got to keep the light out though you
can't turn that light on.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
You're just in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
But you at peace. You don't need to see nothing
in that Noway, what you need to see are you?
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Are you with your phone in there? You take you
got your phone in there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You gotta take your phone.
Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
You gotta take you something to drink, A couple of snacks,
you know, and if you got it, you like a
bowl ice cream, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
You might sit on right down because it's gonna straight
through you anyway. It's gonna go straight through you anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Just sit there because I'm not eating in the bathroom. Sorry,
those when I don't have that. Aunc got he got
a TV in here. I ain't got there yet. I
ain't made that kind of I ain't made that. No
way get the aathroom without no TV.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
It's no way, right, there's no way that's impossible. I
have an entire office in my bathroom, phones on the
wall there working. I told you one thing.
Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
I got one better than that. Because we always have
a construction at the house. I go standing in the
porter partty to get away from everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah. I didn't actually win anything there and just shut
the door and just stood in there for fifteen minutes.
So it's true.
Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Then you probably got a different kind of porter party,
though yours probably different.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Well, they got the can.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Let's hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Here we go, here we go, come come home.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Because I guarantee you is not the one we use
at the fire.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It ain't that green one. It ain't that green one.
I'm telling the different one.
Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Well, they have they have VI P port parties that
have steps on them. You go up the steps. They
got stalls with doors.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
They have you known wash boss, you know, sinks and
all of that. I have a little green one where
you just standing over some mess. That's the can't say
it was in on the commercial. Remember when it turned
over It was like that one. You remember that. I
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think it's more of an executive VI You know you
go up the steps.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
The bathroom for both of you guys, is where.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
You mad through? Yeah? You know like sometimes I'll just
drive off.
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Steven's bathroom slash office.
Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
You know something. I just get in my car, just
drive on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah you can you still drive every now and I dried, okay,
but you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Know what you get tired of here?
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
What was you?
Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Why? Why? What do you want?
Speaker 8 (01:16:24):
You need?
Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Look?
Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I need you to do something. I heard answer me
answer me. I need you right now?
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What Steve?
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
What I didn't want to I was calling you.
Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
I want to say I heard you answer the phone.
I called you on your phone. You have your phone
with you? Why you didn't answer your phone?
Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
You silent on the radio this morning. I forgot to
take it off. Silent the phone, right, man. One time
Marjorie called me. She was upstairs and I was I
was in the backyard in the motor court and she
was standing up in the window calling me. And I
didn't know she was in the window, and I had
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my phone in my hand. And when I saw the phone,
I went.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
God, dunk it. And you saw that gesture? Yeah, So
I picked the phone and I went hello, turned around
in the window.
Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
I turned around. She said, I saw you before answer
that phone. I said, baby, it was a damn be
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Look at the lines, how they just roll off your
tongue busted busted. She's like, what do you won't answer me?
Answer your text? When I text you, it says delivered.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's what we liftingum in my battery.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
And temmy, do not take ice cream in the bathroom anymore?
Are you coming up? It is coming twenty minutes after
thet's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Right after this ew Bluebell.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
from Shelley from Steve BARBFM dot com. She says, I
made a resolution to be healthier this year. I plan
on trying to exercise a few times a week, and
I'm going to eat healthier. I talked to my boyfriend
about it before the new year, But now that I'm
trying to put it into practice, I'm getting no support
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from him. Actually, he's making it more difficult. He just
went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of
junk food. And when I went to the gym yesterday,
he said he was going to watch TV and chill.
I know I have to do this on my own.
I know this, but I expected him to at least
support me. Am I wrong for wanting him to not
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actively work against my healthy resolution? Was that wrong?
Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
He didn't come along with the resolution, No, he did.
He made a commitment to be more of me. That's
obviously where he is. If you're trying to be less
of you and he trying to be more of me.
And it's hard when you don't have a support in
the house to stay on track, to die and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
But you can't blame him. He ain't that dude, So
just stay on your mission. Stay focused. Maybe when he
sees your improvements he might join along. But that's the
only thing. It's hard to make the decision and hard
to stay committed. But if that's what you want to do,
that's what you have to do. So just then want
to make it work.
Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
But Steve, do you really think he's got a bunch
of junk food?
Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
She said, Now, not a candy bar all everywhere with him.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Huh, he's gonna be back on the couch in February.
Both y'all just sitting over there, just sweating. But stay
with it, those sisters, stay with you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Hey, it's Carla Farrell, that old mop and bucket aside?
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Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
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It is time now for a round of would you
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rather Would you rather live where it always rains?
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Or would you rather live where it's always dark?
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Okayeed, rain, I got sea some light. I take that rain.
I can't do that. Okay, you do that, dog anal
sunshine wall.
Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Not costs for soul? Okay? Would you rather do hair
and makeup? Listen to this one. Guys do hair and
makeup at a funeral? Roll home? Or would you drive
a city rather drive a city bus?
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Driving the bus?
Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yeah, you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I don't even give a damn how you look when
you live in I know? Good? Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Hell? Man? Cas an?
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
What's that sound again?
Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I'm not fitting to care how you look now. I'm
not damn.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
So your bus driver is all good?
Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Hell? Did high ride.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Be?
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Man? Look at that family be wanting to fight me. Yeah,
my mama lipstick, get it right, dead dog. I'm gonna
have that wig on baffles.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I know, I already know you're gonna do it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I ain't. I ain't even gonna put the wig on.
You gotta put a wig. Look just like us.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
The bus drivers out there. You yeah, the city bus driving?
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Would you rather I got that a lot when I
used to ride the bus. All right, listen, would you
rather show your boss all the pictures in your phone?
Or would you rather show your wife all the pictures
in your phone? Boss?
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Well, I got a problem because.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
You're in trouble. All right, Quiet nephew, what you got?
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I'm showing.
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
You won't get in trouble for that? Will all right?
Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
Or would you rather get ab up? Lying?
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
One's gotta go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
I got to lie. I'm gonna give up profit. And
that's that's a lie right there.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I don't I don't see you giving.
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
It's no way I can starve, it's no weight.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
What is the problem you have?
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
If you stop lying, listen, This is a wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Today's round in would you rather? Guys coming up, and
this is our last break of the day. We'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Here we are, guys, our last break of the day,
and it's been a good day. It's been a good day.
We're starting this new year off in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Yeah. Hey, you know what I had to come to
the realization.
Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
Kind of want to share this with people, but you know,
I want to talk about there's a cost. There is
a cost. You know, when you make the decision to
be successful comes with a cost. And as much as
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I've tried to negate the cost, as much as I've
tried to alleviate the cost, as much as I've oftentimes
just tried to not talk up the cost, the cost
is real. You know, I got in trouble, not really trouble,
but I got a bunch of haters that came online
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one time when they saw me give a speech about
if you want to be successful, really really successful as something,
you can't sleep eight hours and I believe that, you know,
somebody counted it with Oprah says she gets eight hours sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Well. Oprah's wealthy, though, But if you go back on
her journey and asked her when she was hustling trying
to make it, what she getting eight I don't think
the answer would be yes. Everybody I know that's grinding,
that's in the hustle, trying to really really have more
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than normal.
Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
If you want above average, it comes at a cost.
And I've tried not to talk about it because I
don't want to, you know, knock anybody down about it.
But man, it's there's a cost for everything. And you know,
I know a lot of successful people who have health issues.
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I've had my share of myself. Tommy can tell you
about his, Junior can tell you about his, All of
us can tell you about health issues. It's sometimes, you know,
it just it's a part of it. I don't know
how to explain it now. You don't want to sacrifice
one for the other, but sometimes it's unavoidable because there
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is a cost, and a lot of times you end up.
Sometimes you have health issues because you just don't know
any better, you know. And that's why knowledge is so important,
because when you know better, you can do better.
Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
And had I known a long long time ago that
everything I put into my body was gonna have an
effect on me, I would have made some changes a
long long time ago. I just really started understanding this
in the last fifteen twenty years of my life. You know,
the how important eating the right thing is, how important
it is to take supplements, how important it is to
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take regular visits to your doctor. And as black men,
I'm talking especially to black men, we find it so
hard to go to these doctors. I got a partner
right now, man that's trying to get out the hospital
right now because he ain't been to the doctor in
eight years.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
But he's seventy and it ain't been to the doctor
in eight years. We can't do that because we've been grinding.
And I understood something about grind ending recently. When you're grinding,
grinding means actually to wear down. But in order to
have something, you got to get in the wear down process,
and the thing you end up wearing down is your body.
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Now I'm not saying you should exchange your health for wealth.
I wish that wasn't the cost, but oftentimes that's the
cost factor, and people who.
Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
Don't want it, you don't have to do it. But
then there's a cost with being poor. To see, there's
a cost factor when you decide not to be anything.
It's a cost factor when you decide I'm just gonna
ride it out, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Mail it in.
Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
There's a cost factor for that. I notice when old
people who've been working their whole life finally retire and
they don't and they able to stop being active. I
watch them wear down, dissipate, just wither away because that work,
that thing called the grind of getting up going to
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work every day. It gave them something to live or
gave them something to do and made them active. It's
just a cost, man, But you have to decide which
one of the costs you want to pay. Do you
want to pay the cost of being successful, or do
you want to be the cost you want to pay
the cost of being poor. Now, when I say poor,
I mean really poor. I don't mean like if you
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make a hundred thousand dollars. I ain't talking about like
that you're doing great, man, your life is good. I
think people are that make a hundred thousand dollars doing
fine with your life. That's not what I'm saying, so
please don't misunderstand me. I'm talking about when you don't
have enough to eat, you can't put a roof over
your family's head, you can't get them to the store.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
And then you got to do more. Man, you got
to do more. But it's a cost for it, one
way or the other.
Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
I suggest, though, if I look back on it all,
you have to find a way to create a balance.
But the balance ain't gonna be even even. It's just
gotta be. You got to grind, you got to rest,
You got to grind, You got to rest. You got
to grind, you got to rest. If you just grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind,
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then try to rest, the cost factors gonna be greater.
So find the balance for yourself. I can't tell anybody
what that is. But there is a cost to being successful,
but there is a cost to not being successful, and
you have to decide which one of the costs you
have to pay.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Now that's just real talk.
Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
You can say it ain't so, but yes, it is
not being able to provide for your family. That's a
cost being able to provide for your family. There is
a cost. You have to decide which cost you're willing
to pay and then find a balance.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
That's what I have to go.
Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
So those are my clothes remarks. That's it for today.
Hey listen, y'all, have a great day. Talk to God today,
out to hear Fred. This is Steve Harvey to show this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
How we do it.
Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So don't given them black the.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Milk bus busy boy, Yeah, listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
To I don't Joy?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Show you you.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn probably got to turn the mouth,
turn out the water the monypo Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out you think that I sure will.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You'll listen to the voice. Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Ain't God good man? I mean really, Hey,
you know what today I'm gonna try something different, and
it's amazing. I'm gonna try something different because that's kind
of what we're gonna talk.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
About this morning. Do something different this year.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Look, if what you've been doing has just gotten you
to this point and you are not content with the
point you are at, then we need to make an adjustment.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean, don't that seem like the common sense thing
to do? It does to me.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Let's just do something different this year. Make a commitment.
I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a
little bit more effort. I'm gonna quit trying I'm gonna
do it this year. You know, sometimes that simple change
of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm gonna do it.
And it's just as simple as that. Sometimes, just remove
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certain words out the way, stop trying to do something.
You know, I decided this year, you know it, gonna
try to be a better person this year. I'm just
gonna go about the business of being a better person
this year and see how that worked. You know, because
like I've said a thousand times, so if you keep
doing what you've been doing, you gonna keep getting what
you been getting.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Don't change it, don't change unless you change it. But
you have the power to change it. The power of
decision is in your hands. Decide to do the do
something different, take a commitment and say, you know what,
this year, I'm gonna do the right thing.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now, let me warn you.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
When you decide to do the right thing, understand here,
come to haters. What they not gonna let you do
is make a conscious decision to be a better person
without something to be said. Come on, now, you think
the devil just gonna let you all of a sudden,
you gonna you're gonna be better When he needed to
keep you on the wrong side of the track, you're
gonna go on the other side, so he come to haters. Now,
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now let me tell you what's gonna happen, because I'm
speaking from experience. This is what I know, and all
of you out there and know this to be true
because all I'm doing right now, we just having to
remind the conversation. When you decide to do the right thing,
it's going to be unpopular with some people. Some people
ain't gonna like your decision because now your decision to
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start getting to work on time, or your decision to
finally go home and be the man you're supposed to be,
or your decision to finally go on to take care
of your kids in spite of it all, or your
decision to man, I'm gonna come in here, man and
start loving my girl the way she deserved to be loved,
and all this here, Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody
on the out looking in. You do understand that when
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you decide to come to work on time every day,
your homie over there that's been coming in late with you,
now all of a sudden you got you got. You
don't put a spotlight on him now all of a sudden, Man,
you ain't coming in late with me no more.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Man.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Now they looking at me like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah, yeah, man,
Because when you decide to do the right things, it
becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to do
the right thing. From experien they gonna talk about you.
Look at him now, and now he gonna go home.
Now he know he been out here in the streets, right,
he gonna try to go home and see his wife. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
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you just made that decision. But they gonna talk about you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now. Guess what.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
The girl that you've been going over to see, she
gonna talk about you. You ain't this, You ain't nothing.
Because now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you.
Because you're going home, and you're gonna get some flat
When you do the right thing, here comes somebody ain't
gonna like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong, misery
love company. When you make the decision to do the
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right thing, somebody is gonna call you a hypocrite because
you know what they gonna do. They gonna point out
the way you were in the past versus the way
you decided to be brand new. How you all of
a sudden claiming this one I saw you doing that.
Please understand, when you make the decision to do the
right thing, here they come you a hypocrite. You think
(05:56):
they don't call me that? They called me that. Steve Harvey,
he fake, I hear man. Look on Twitter, you try
to tweet people positive stuff. Here come a tweet you
fake your family and all that. I ain't say my
family was, man, I'm just trying to give out some
positive encouragement, you know. But here it come, you a hypocrite.
I remember when you was out on the tour with
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the Kings of Comedy. Yeah, me too, I remember that too,
But I ain't out on tour with them no more.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
We done all changed. Hello, So now what you want
me to do?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You wanna keep living up to what you saw me
as what I was? And I can't get no credit
with you for what I'm trying to be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now that's that.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Now you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? Nah, man,
you ain't fake. You just have made the decision to
be a better person, that's all. And now because you
ain't the person you was, the person they knew. Now
they see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You
ain't a hypocrite.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You just change it.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Don't let them hate to shake you. Man, go own
about your business. When they talking about you. Look at
him now, gonna try to go home. He been with
me all this time. Hey man, just go home. Oh
he gonna try to go home now, Man, he know
Friday nights. Man, we done told our girls this where
we at. Now he's showing up at the house because
he don't want to come on player, Hey man, just
go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get talked about.
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They gonna say you're a hypocrite. But do the right thing.
God will bless you for that. That's something in Proverbs
that says, if you honor God, if you do the
right thing, if you seek him out, God will cause
his blessings to chase you down.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you understand me what that means? Can you imagine
what would happen in your life if God were to
take some blessings and chase you down with him. Do
you know that there's no hiding from him in your deepest,
darkest secret. He know about the stuff that you done
kept out the light from everybody else. He know about
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all of that.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
So now if he has got some blessings that he
gonna chase you down with, you can't even escape him.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You look up and here come another one. That go
another one, Here he go again. Man.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
That's why I'm trying to get my life to because
at the end, man, what I do not want, Man,
And not even at the end, I just don't want
now God to have all these boxes up in heaven,
these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
so hard. He can't even ship blessings to me because
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I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking the blessings man,
that God got for me. I would rather do the
best I can do and be the best I can be,
make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness, and get on up
and see what God got for me. And remember, Donny
McClurkin got a song out.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Man.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
We ain't got time to play it now because I
done talked too long. But you know that's where I
am right now. The song is one of my favorite.
When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
knew him when he wrote the song. I thought he
had wrote the song for me. I really did, because
it came out after a conversation we was having, and
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I thought he had wrote the song for me because
it's so appropriate to my life. And I bet you
it's appropriate to your life, because see, guess what, we
fall down, but we get up. He has a line
in the song that says a saint is just a
sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there. That's
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the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna make some mistakes. Just
don't stay there. Just get up, man, and walk straight again.
Then while you're walking straight and write and trying to
be righteous, you're gonna fall.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Get up.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Don't stay there and get back on the straight and
the righteous. You're gonna fall a bunch of times. Just
don't stay there. Just get up, man. That's the only
difference between a saint and a sinner. Now they the
same people, man. Actually, that's what the revealing news is.
Saints is really sinners. They're the same people. They just
keep getting up.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's all. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You're listening easy to Steve Harvey. Morning shall.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is here another great day God
has given us ain't you glad about it?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I know I am.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I don't care what's in front of you. I don't
care what situation you are facing. You ain't got no
problem bigger than that God we serve. That's a fact, man,
I got no problem bigger than my God.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And neither do you.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Welcome to this thing called life, to this thing called
blessings and grace. We are all privy to this. All
you got to do is believe. Let's get it on.
Steve Harvey, Martin Show, Shelton Strawberry calling for real Mouth
of the South, Junior Ah, the legend of nephew Tommy,
and yours truly, Julie, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I was able to ask you this man. You know
you've been through these things.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Man, but when you going through a storm, man, when
you in the middle of it, you can't see left, right, north, south,
You don't know which way you go?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Where do you find your encouragement?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Got holes in it? Yeah, got holes in it. You
ain't got no buckets, you ain't even bailing.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, can't get nothing out of him. Man.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
For me, it's a little bit different because I'm older,
already know that this too shall pass already know from
prior experience that everything I've ever gone through God that
brought me through it. I already have learned through life's trials, tribulations,
set backs and all of that, that I am a
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child of the most hot and he got me covered
and I'm gonna survive it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So see.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
But now, until you get a little bit of that
experience under your belt, my strong suggestion to you is
to is to use the greatest weapon available to us.
That's oftentime, not used until you get into moments of
turmoil and peril, and that's prayer works.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Man, Prayer change his thing.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I was playing golf with a dude one time, the
older guy, and I said, hey, man, prayer works.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Prayer change his thing, don't it. He was a pastor.
He looked at me and say, prayer change people too.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
And let the one statement he said to me it
affected me, man in a most profound way, because I
was just fooling with the pastor.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
We out there playing golf and stuff. I just met
the guy. He was a capital, he was a pastor.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Cool dude.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
We was talking trash all game long. He was on
the group behind me.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Before I teed off, I turned around and say, hey, Pastor,
I said, prayer change. Prayer change is things. He said,
Prayer change people too. This is for me now, I
don't know what. I can't speak for the people. Prayer
for me gives me the sense of there's some aid
and assistance available to me. Prayer gives me the feeling
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that I'm not alone, and press strengthens me and encourages
me that it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Those are the things that prayer does for me.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
The moment I start praying, yeah, I know it's gonna
be all right, I feel I don't feel the loan anymore,
and I feel a strength and a comfort.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Prayer works, man, So when you're in the storm, get
to pray it.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
It would be really helpful if you would pray when
you weren't in the storm, so you wouldn't have to
introduce yourself to him when you got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't like myself to him when I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Coming up in thirty minutes after the hour, Well hear
from inf youw is he runs that Brenk back right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Mom. It is time now for the nephew to run
that prank back what you got for his neph.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
This right here, Shirley, is the most important thing at
my mama's house. Right here, This right here is my
mama's tree, My mama's tree. Everybody had a tree at
their mama house that was a hide and go seek
tree five t and pteen twenty twenty back there third
by bout you already know. I don't forget what you
used to do back in the day. This right here
is my mama's tree. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Hello, Hello man, I speak to Lord.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Yeah, Lord, This terror whom this tear about ten minutes
from the yard picked.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Dog, This ain't no chr Look man, is this lord
that worked for Yes, sir, listen, you just came down
Clayton's tree and hit me and tow all the limbs
off my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street.
And now she got limbs hanging all in the street.
We got to cut this whole tree down because you
thene messed it up. And you're the one that just
drove through here.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
say what.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I ain't been
in no residential neighborhood today.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You just came down Clayton Street a couple hours ago
and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,
my mama, that tree been in our finished twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And if you just came down the.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't
been down Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
How did you get this number?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
Somebody got to pay for my mama treat well.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Roll today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
just hang up on me?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
Clayton Roll today.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Now you know what. Look I told you you just
came down Clayton Road and just and just tore my
mama tree up.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
All the lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
calling my phone with that.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Look my grandmama played that tree. Now you don't have
to do it.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Planned it. Move them up then cut the branches off
the summer and them.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Branches is clear enough.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
You're not supposed to be driving them eighteen wheel trucks
down this residential area like this here.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Man, I would make delivery got if I had to
come down that treet I would have. But I told
you one, I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
If I hadn't made deliver down there, I would have
came down that street. I ain't had to come down there.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
do know.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No, no, no, no,
no no no, I got the right driver. And what
I do know is you then told my mama tree up.
We got to cut this old tree down, and you
know what you gonna pay for this?
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Then I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
and both of y'all go out there and playing another street.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Then we ain't playing no more tree. That tree been
in our family for years. You're gonna mess around and
get your swip.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Behind this tree.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Bring it on, then bring your dog and bring the tree, which.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
I meet on Clayton Street with the tree.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.
You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there
crying behind this tree because you done toe the limbs
off of it and we got to cut it down.
That because you done messed it up.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Don't give her snapped in this yellow wife. But then
I ain't been down the street.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.
Now see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
front yard. I grew up with this tree. Now you
got the nerve to drive through here and driving too fast,
because if you would have drove slow, you wouldn't have
been hitting.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
All them limbs like that. Y'all be running down here
too fast through here.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't been
down on Clayton Street. Now like I told you, if
you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will all right? Now,
I'm sorry about your mom tree, but hell, there ain't
nothing I can do about it, cause I ain't been
down on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's one thing you can do about it. You can
pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do. Now.
You're gonna either give me some money.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm gonna get it at you. But you you gonna
you coming over here. Matter of fact, you're gonna come
over here now that big truck around and bring your
butt on over here right now.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Well I might well go on and turn it around,
because I ain't paying for no tree I'm kidding right now.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is
here sitting up there looking at that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What you done done in this tree? So bring yo own?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Yeah, well look at her. Take that tree and stuve
it up. You out, yo?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
I ain't be a word with.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
You in this street no more because I have told
you what. Let me aim this tree.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
You come on right now, because you don't know what
this tree mean to me. This tree right here used
to be home based for hide and go seek?
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Are you crying?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
You big?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
You crying too?
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:02):
Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree though, look
at wipe your eyes and.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The hell would you this tree?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Right? I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
to be first base for kickball?
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Do you hit me that? Boss?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dude?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
I done told you once. I ain't tree, all right, No,
heil around it. Dude, your name lord.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
But you ain't hel Hel is cool jay, and he
wouldn't not He wouldn't not have come down here and.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Told my mama tree here. Is not that kind of
person but you you lord?
Speaker 10 (19:37):
Oh you crying for?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
What crying for?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Could you done messed up my mama Tree?
Speaker 10 (19:42):
You sound like a perl. I'm crying because my mama
Tree broke.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
I believe that in ten minutes to meet your where's
that thing?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Me?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
All up the braid Runch family. What bro, I tell
you right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Don't make me no different. They call you l l
my knock you out and that's what you finnah get
m that's.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
Come on, Come on with it because I'm here, all rights,
no running.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Cool. Don't make me listen right up. I'm finna tell
you one more thing about this tree. Is you listening
to me? I'm listening, Bro, Is you listening?
Speaker 10 (20:29):
I just told you what. I don't give it about that,
but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Let me tell you something. This is Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
You just got pranked by your boy JJ And look, man,
what did you just say?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning show.
You just got pranked by your boy.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
You got to be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Man, No, ain't no tree missed up and you ain't
been on Clayton Street.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Jo Joe? What? Oh Man? You alright don't?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I'm right?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Amen? What is the maddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Made ye yaate?
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uh to Shonda or maybe maybe I should know. I'm
sorry Toronto. Her name is Toronto, Toronto, and Lafayette says,
my husband's sister is having problems in her marriage, so
she's staying with us. When I got home from work.
She was wearing one of my robes. I will gladly
get her some things if need be. So how do
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I nicely tell her that my stuff, my stuff is
off limits.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Let me catch you ass in this robe? Forget him nicely?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
She said, nice?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Catch it off of second, just walk up there. Just
tad awful?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
He or if I can't wear the robe, ain't nobody
gonna wear a rolle? Take a butcher knife and cut
the cold, cut the bill, swing over, just do whood stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Here's my question. Is she's saying anything while she's cutting
the robe off?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, everybody cussing and cutting is a part
of it. Yeah, it goes, it goes. Yeah, and see
don't look the same on you no more? All right?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Moving on to Marissa and Stockbridge, Marissa writes, I'm thirty
eight years old and my husband likes to watch porn
while we're intimate. He says, he imagines that I'm the
women in the video. This doesn't sit well with my soul.
Does this mean that he is not satisfied with my
body and normal intimacy?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, he imagined that you the women in the video?
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 11 (23:35):
You do what?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
What?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What? What did you text? What did you write us?
This fault? He just told you.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
He imagines that you are the women in the video,
so he takes his mind off you and puts it
on huh. And instead of doing you, he's doing huh.
Which partities you don't get? Just don't sit right with
my soul. You ain't got the dreams your soul and
it is.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It did take it somewhere else, didn't it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's the name of the movie back in the day.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
She needs to shut that down, all right, Frankie in Texas.
As we move on, Frankie says, my son's child, that
would be your grandchild. My son's child and child's mother
live with me. She can't stay with my son because
he has a new girlfriend. But he still comes to
have sex with his child's mother. And I don't need
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to be hearing that, and neither does the child.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
What should I do, Gota, Well, you got to put
a stop to that in your house. Your house, you
could actually.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Put a stop to that and just tell him that
he's being disrespectful. Very And then now he has a
new girlfriend somewhere else, but his former girlfriend and baby
live with his mama.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, and he has.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Lived with the mama too.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, he has his own house that you know, he
has this new girlfriend over I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well, see, you got to take all this to your house.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yeah, and you coming back over here still having relations
with her in front of me and this boy. That
ain't gonna work. Being disrespectful. You need to sit the
girl down at and ask what's wrong with her?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's what Frankie should do, because that's what she wants
to know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What should she do? Well, you need to have conversation
with your son about being respectful of your house and
your rooms. Secondly, you need a conversation with this girl
and just go what's wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Now, you ain't good enough to go with him. You
ain't good enough to be with him. You got you
gotta stop being good enough to do him. Got to
be better than that.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, good?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, and loving and then mama's food right after that though.
That's pretty damn good, don't you come in?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's the bright side for you.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's why you that's why you do pranks, all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right, Steve, here's the last one. This one's Nevea in
Culver City. Navea says, I've been dating a man for
fourteen years and we both turned forty in December. I
was hoping for an engagement ring for Christmas, but he
said the ring is custom made and won't be ready
until Valentine's Day. If I don't get it, then should
(26:38):
I leave?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, she's been they've been dating.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What what?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
What do y'all want me to say?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Say it?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Just say it? You listen to me. I've said this
one hundred times on this show.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Why is it that women do not understand this fact
that you have every right to know and have a
say soul with the direction your life is going.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
You have a right, yea to have a say soul
and know the direction in which your life is going.
That's your right as a human being.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Okay, stop right there. Why don't they? Why don't they then?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Because you think that you're supposed to center around and
wait on somebody else to make a decision about your life.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
When you have the power to exact the decisions you want.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Example, Okay, the.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Reason you keep waiting on a ring and don't get
it is because a ring is not a requirement of yours.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is a hope of yours. And if that ain't
the hope of his then all hope is lost.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
We're hopeless.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So why don't you make it a requirement for this
to continue?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I am no.
Speaker 11 (28:21):
Fourteen years that's at long'sfe and now it's custom made
and it won't be ready to custom boy?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
What boy?
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Stop them? Rings ain't custom made? Their asses in k jewler,
they in the window or they in the window. You
ain't got enough smart to make a damn custom ring.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
You nuts. Let me tell you something, man, if you
go in there and pick out that diamond in that setting,
your ass can come back tomorrow the ring ready?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Okay, Well one more question because we need to understand this. See,
go ahead, Well why fourteen years? I mean, why would
you stay with someone for fourteen years without anything?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
A lot of people have done it.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Because because you keep waiting on this theme to happen,
that you have not made a requirement. And I keep
telling y'all listen to me, ladies. A wedding day is
a woman's dream. The wedding day is not the man's dream.
All the man dreams of is the chick of his dreams.
We don't dream of our wedding day. And if we
can get to chick without the wedding day.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Bam, he got with he Oh don't all right, clo,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
This is Steve Harvin Martin show man hit. That twenty
four year old girl is dating this sixty five year
old man that buys and does everything for her.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Five months ago, I met another man closer to my age.
He took me to a family reunion and to my surprise,
my sugar daddy is his stepdaddy. He ain't say anything,
and I showed didn't because his wife is down. Now
you over there got to be quiet and stupid, but
you're dating the man's damn son.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
My question is is the sugar daddy his daddy? Your
daddy is his daddy? How many daddy you got? Show
coming up right after?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So here's a question for you guys. Is there a
time in your life where you celebrated something before you
had it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Before you should have?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
God? Come on me, what what? God?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I got I booked the show. It was a Jamie
Jamie Fox was going to do a show called uh
it was it was oh God, variety show like that
and and the show and I came home celebrated through
a party that I gotta.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I got a TV in the show. Never happened, God,
so never happened.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh my god, you spent all that money.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Oh Man got a call from his manager at the
time was Marcus King. Got a call from Mark We
got your show.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
We're good. Oh good Man went home through a party,
spent a whole bunch of money. Yeah, didn't did.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Not happen at all, just spending money. All What about you, junior?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh the thing they tease me about every time I
go back to Houston. I mean playing against wood Rich
High School of Football. I was running back.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
I broke out from the one yard land, ran all
the way to the fire. I started putting my hand
up and got tackled at the other one.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
You did, don't know? So now my whole name at
the barber shop is ninety nine. Didn't come ninety nine,
went to wool Ridge right a high stoodent man.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Celebrate just yeah, all right, come on, Steve, I know
you have Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
My biggest one was nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, I ordered
that triple plum cuttness final final roof crushed the little
seats Burgundy burgundy, burgundy white stir wheel wrap had already
(32:31):
ordered it.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Cause of the I was getting a big commission check
for something, this life insurance couple, life insurance policy to
this couple, it was all ago. She said, I just
need my husband to see this. Can you come by
one more time. I came by and I was I
had to brochure in my briefcase of the cuttness. He said, yeah,
(32:52):
we're not gonna do it. What excuse me? Excuse me?
Now that's what the husband said. We're not gonna do it.
We don't want the policy. I'm gonna look somewhere else.
So I lost two things that day. Well, that night,
I lost the cutlass because now there's no way I
can get it because I ain't got the money.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But I went to work the next day and lost
my job.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Job.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's after the white dude said, and we're not gonna
do it. Yeah. When I got up, I didn't cuss
him out. But the table got turned over.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
The tables just don't get turned over. What happened to my.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hand got caught up under when I stood up real fast.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Didn't know you flipped that table.
Speaker 11 (33:44):
That was I was.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
It was nineteen seventy eight. I was straight hood. I
ain't famous. I ain't I ain't told the joke yet.
For a quart.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Didn't have a brand to concern myself with. Was wide
opening the aailable for all lawsuits. Because I have nothing,
you can win. So nineteen seventy eight was the prime
time to.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mess with me. I had nothing.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Flipp the deal, golden gloves, Yeah, flipped it. I walk
came in the next morning. Everybody was looking at me.
Damn herve you're good, tom want to see you?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Does marriage make you a better person? That is the
question on the table right now.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
No, hey, hey, tent on this show.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
A new study from Tilburg University in the Netherlands suggests
that marriage can make you a better person. Specifically, getting
hitched makes you more forgiving and more likely to exercise
self control. All right, that's what it says.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Who they study.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
This is a new study. They studied married, marry people,
people that.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Come by my house and study damn.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
From the Netherlands. It suggested marriage can make you a
better person. Specifically, getting hitched makes you more forgiving, It
makes you more forgiving to rights, and it makes you
more likely to exercise self control. If you married to
the wrong Tommy, No, that's in the what are the
one they got for over here?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (35:29):
You married the wrong person. It will not make you
a better person. It makes you better at doing certain
things like what. It becomes a lot more craft cheater.
Your ass gets real craft wrong. Your ass can learn something.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What you learn, like not how to go home.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
You have learned about spots. You'll know about a lot
of restaurants. You have a lot of little hobby holes.
You know how to walk in places and spot cameras.
You learned a lot the back way. Yeah, you know
(36:17):
you use your phone different. When I was out there,
wasn't no phone cameras, wasn't no GPS.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Wasn't none of that.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
When you're out there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, and I was out there see all this.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Now, I already know I'm good because where I'm gonna go, well,
I could keep my heads home.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Figure GPS off your phone. You got to turn that
off as soon as you lead out. Hey, dog, if
you're famous, you can't do nothing. You just can't do nothing.
Just go home, though.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
If you're famous and you're not happy, just get yourself
a divorced man, because you're gonna get seen.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Put you out there. Yeah, I'm just be freakingle did
you did you.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Want to say that aloud? And did you want to
keep that to yourself? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (37:39):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather live where it always rains? Or would
you rather live where it's always dark?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Aheed rain? I got to see some light? I take
that rain. I can't do that?
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
You do that dog? Anal sunshine.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Not spor so okay? Would you rather do hair and makeup?
Listen to this one, guys do hair and makeup at
a funeral home? Or would you drive a city rather
drive a city bus?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Driving the bus? Yeah, you don't want to. I don't
give a damn how you look when you live in
I know good? Hell? What hell?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What's that sound again? I love that.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm not fitting to care how you look now, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Damn so your bus driver is all good?
Speaker 7 (38:40):
But hell?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Did high brown look? Family be wanting to fight me? Yeah,
my mama lipstick? Get it right, dead dog, I'm gonna
have that wig on baccals.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I know you already know you're gonna do it wrong.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I ain't. I ain't gonna put the wig on you.
You gotta put a wig.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Just like us that the bus drivers out there? You Yes, yeah,
drive the city buses.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Drive? That's cool anyway? Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Would you rather? I got that a lot when I
used to ride the bus?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Listen, would you rather show your boss all the pictures
in your phone? Or would you rather show your wife
all you get the pictures in your phone?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Boss? Well, I got a problem because my wife. You're
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
All right, Quiet, nephew, what you got I'm.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Showing man, you won't get in trouble for that?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Will were good? All right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
Or would you rather give up lying? All right, one's
gotta go.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I got to lie. Yeah, I'm gonna give up profanity
and that's a that's a lie. Right there.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't I don't see you giving. It's no way
I can start.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
It's no way.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
What is the problem you have?
Speaker 7 (40:39):
Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
If you stop lying, listen, this is.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
A wrap.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Round, would you rather? Guys?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
yourself a happy and a safe new year from all
of us here to Steve Harvey. Morning shirt.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
All right, it is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay,
please please quickly set this up.
Speaker 12 (41:10):
Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way
we prove how good we are put five subjects on
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Spin the wheel, wedge, stop, We got it. That's all
it is.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
That's all it is comedy. All right, Here are the
five subjects. Number one fish grease. Number two, she wasn't
that big in high school. I appreciate that one, okay.
Number three tastes like chicken. Number four now that I
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have a little money, you know who I am. And
number five, I don't know how you could eat that.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Give me that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
All right, let's go spend the wheelcat. Oh h, Now
that I have a little money, you know who I am?
Speaker 12 (42:15):
Let me have that, Let me start going out. I see,
back in the day, my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody
know fish, didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to
speak to the fish. But now that fish is on TV?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Hey Fish?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
How you doing?
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Fish?
Speaker 12 (42:36):
And I can't remember who you are?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
What you got?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I was out of my league.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
I was way out of my league. You would drop
dead fine to me. I beg for it, won'ted it.
I used to ask for a day and night. You
never gave me the time of day. But now now
got a little money, I'm going to steel Harvey Monis
you're texting.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Me now, ain't have it? If I want it, I
don't want it now.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I don't want it. Yeah, I hear tom.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Come on Jo, you know what. Now I got a
little money. You know who know my name?
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Now?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Be a collector.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
They know exactly who they talking to him now. But
if they don't even call me about my real name,
that's how I know they know I got money. They say,
excuse me, junior, in junior, that ain't my government name?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Now real is right up my alley. Now I got
a little money. Well you know who I am now? Yeah,
this goes out to ike.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Back in Cleveland, had mister Albert's men. Yeah, I used
to call me l k uh lailway ken No, but
and I I'm my your whole damn stoke. So the
next time I walk in, I ain't coming in laid
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way on me. I might just bright your damn.
Speaker 12 (44:11):
Let me put an initial out there with a last name,
just the initial and the last name.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
You know who you are, the last name white. Ah,
you were so fine, Oh my god, you were fine.
Did not even speak to me in the hall way.
I walked past you like a slave because I ain't
want to look at you. Now it was that damn fine.
Speaker 12 (44:37):
But oh it has changed because he's got a little money.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, he's got a little money.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
I'll tell you, everybody know my name at now I'm
a lot more familiar and welcome when I walk in
the door. A bank account used to sit on six
dollars with your But what I didn't notice though, when
I go on to bank, now there's a whole nother room.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
It's got vegetables. Hit it right esus oh when I.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Go to banks, missus spaces this away?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Why what you standing in line? Come on around this way?
Do you have your access car? Never mind, I have money.
Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you.
I would. I didn't get.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Invited to the big Christmas party because I just you
know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't
have a name enough. But now that I'm viowling and
I'm on this show and i'm the nept you got
a little money if I can doing this stand up.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't want to go to your funky Christmas party.
Now I throw my whole.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Damn Christmas party and my chateau.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Y'all kept? All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew.
Tell me he's prank phone call right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
about four minutes after the hour. It is today's Strawberry Letter,
the subject I need both of them, and don't judge me.
(46:09):
Don't judge.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Let me tell you how many times I said, Dot,
We're we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
We're gonna get into that in just a few because
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone
called neft What you got choppers?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Fielder choppers fielder raw got dog? If you what? Uh,
I'm trying to reach James James.
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
This this is Gerald. I was a friend of uh,
your friend Chapel. Yeah, Chapel just uh passed away last week, right, Yeah?
I know they Sposta had a funeral and stuff over
at at Moth Baptist Church and uh, I don't really
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know you, but me and me and Chopper and a
bunch of the rest of us. Man, we used to
hang out at the club not too far from the house.
You know, That's pretty much where Chopper was all the
time at the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us
was over at the club talking man, and I was
we was really want to reach out to one of
the family members, you know. And then somebody said you was,
you know, kind of a good friend of his, and
(47:26):
we we we we decided to call you and see
if you didn't mind. Do you think that you can
talk to uh, some of the family members and see
if they don't mind having the funeral at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
At the club, see what do Let me let me
try to explain something to you, Jane. What we're trying
to do is, see, we believe that we believe you.
Speaker 8 (47:52):
Said at the club, come on the club funeral, And
that's what I understand it.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
But see, see, Choppel Choper ain't really go to church
a whole lot. You know what I'm saying, He ain't
really really go as long as I've been knowing him. Now,
he loved the Lord and stuff like that, clayl.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
But these are church going folks, fer I understand.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
But see Chopel wouldn't Chopel Chopper went to the club.
So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
at the club.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
at no club. Man, come on, No, no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that
he wasn't really he wasn't really no church going person.
I believe that a person ought to be uh, the
last words are to be said over him in a
place he's more familiar with.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
You know what I'm saying, A player, player, No, I don't.
I don't know what you mean. Now, just gotta be
a funeral. This is this is a church for I
go to church, and all my folks go to church.
Now we got to this sing up in church. This
is a church thing.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
where I'm coming from?
Speaker 11 (49:01):
Know?
Speaker 4 (49:01):
There man ought to gone on and the last words
are to be in a place he more familiar with.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.
Speaker 8 (49:09):
You see, bro, Hell no, no, See it's his chance
to get itself right. And don't we don't have him
up in church in front of everybody. You know, that
don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who are you?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
My name is Gerald, but who is Gerald?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I mean?
Speaker 10 (49:26):
How do you?
Speaker 8 (49:26):
How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Or are you not?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper
and see I hung out at the club and still
hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
was real good friends with Chopper and we were saying that,
you know Choppers, the last words about Chopper are to
be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper
was about, five six days a week, That's what Chappa was.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with? I mean,
why the hell would I I try to talk to
the family, make me look stupid in front of the
family telling them to put this thing in the club.
How is that gonna go off?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
See, see that's what I'm saying. You know them way more.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
Than we do, because see that you're talking about trying
to move from a damn funeral at a church to
a damn nightclub or a strip club or something.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
Speaker 8 (50:17):
I mean, you're talking about having folks travel from across
the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
of that.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
But that's what Chapel was. That's what Chapel was.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them to
move it to the damn.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to I'm
gonna look like a fool.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
No, you're not. You're gonna look like somebody's trying to.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Keep it real when come to the damn funeral.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
If I do something like that, Okay, okay, let me
ask you this hit in. Let me ask you this here, Jane.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Do you think do you think you can maybe get
the body and bring it over to the club. Well,
I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever.
Speaker 8 (50:58):
Hell, no, just getting to walk in the dog by myself.
Don't touch the body for him now.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
We're just trying to say our last words at Chopper
Man in the place that Chopper moment.
Speaker 8 (51:11):
No him again? Who for you? You get my number?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Somebody at the club had your number, say you was print.
Speaker 8 (51:18):
What do y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
They say you good? You in with the family, and you.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
Can tell me with the family. But I ain't in
in the family. Make me look stupid. Hell now, won't
y'all I get aut of them too, the family. Y'all
call the family, y'all tell them that yourself.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Man, I won't. I just trying to get you to
bring the body by.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Man and let us no, I ain't touching no dead body.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
We just want to have one last drake with Chopper Man.
Speaker 8 (51:45):
You have one with your boys, and you get together
with them and y'all talk about bottom and let them
know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
what kind of person we need to.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
We want chopp up to be there. This Chopper, this
is Chopper you talking about man.
Speaker 8 (52:00):
I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be
up in the church.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
We want to have Chopper at the club.
Speaker 8 (52:07):
Well we know mom man, y'all fuller, well we know
MYU have my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
What this about Chopper, yo?
Speaker 8 (52:16):
And damn right about chopping?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You'll break Chopper to that club, y'all.
Speaker 8 (52:20):
Tripping, man, I ain't doing. I'm just going to this funeral.
I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping.
And I'm tall If y'all want to add crazy in
front of town, y'all talk to fill y'all selfing do this?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 8 (52:35):
I don't even know you or what what?
Speaker 4 (52:37):
What this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy. This nephew timy
man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told
me to prank you.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Man.
Speaker 8 (52:59):
I just know you'.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
This is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
No, no play, oh man. I can't believe that. No,
he didn't. I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 8 (53:18):
Land, the Steve Harvey moaning show Man.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
We think, I mean it made sense though, didn't need
to have, you know, the funeral at the club. That's
what Chopper used to be. That don't make sense to y'all.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
One last drink with Chopper Man.
Speaker 7 (53:36):
No hell no, no, I was just interview master p
not too long ago. He no limit, No, I'm no limit?
What what's c jr? Tommy can't see what other people see,
and so Tommy operates from his viewpoint, which is low what.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Low? All this comes from restrictions, you know, Oh boy.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
He can't see what he do to other people because
he can't see the expression on their face. If you're
staring at somebody's shirt on the damn tip, it's hard
to look up and see how they're not laughing Tommy
face the chest, or you can see they're hurting some people.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Shit, that was great laughing, Tommy, I'm laughing at something else.
I'm not laughing at what else?
Speaker 2 (54:28):
I could kill this?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject
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Speaker 1 (55:42):
I have others.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Store show coming up.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
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please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and
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Speaker 2 (56:07):
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Speaker 1 (56:07):
It could be yours.
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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Here.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
It is Drawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Subject, I need both of them, and I need to
do a disclaimer before we read this letter. If you
have small children, you don't want them.
Speaker 5 (56:21):
To hear this.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Cover up their ears. Okay again, the subject is I
need both of them. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and
I have been through hell and back in our short
four year marriage. He cheated on me first, and then
I cheated on him. When I cheated, I got caught
in the act, and the guy I cheated with rides
motorcycles with my husband. How it happened was crazy. We
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went to a viking event and my husband got drunk,
so his friend brought us home. His friend helped me
get him into bed. Then we went outside to smoke
some wheed. I hadn't had sex and months because my
husband cheated on me. I got so high I started
telling his friend all of our business, and then some
kind of way we ended up on the side of
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the house, naked from the waist down. I was hooking up.
I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
my name, and when he came to the side of
the house, we didn't have time to pull our pants
up or run. We were busted. I told my husband
I was sorry, and then he surprised us by telling
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us to finish because he wanted to watch. We couldn't
work under that pressure, so I got dressed and went inside,
and he encouraged his friend to come inside and finish
me off while he watched. I think this is something
they've done before. Because they were both too comfortable. We
started having sex, and then my husband joined in. This
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was my first threesome with two men, and I can't
believe my husband allowed this. A few days later, he
decided to bring it up and asked me to be
honest with him. I told him I need the both
of them every once in a while to keep things interesting.
He said it was fine and he'd be he'd bring
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he'd bring a female over sometime so that he can
have some fun too. I shut it down and said
I only want him and his friend. Now he's acting jealous,
So why did he start all of this? That's what
he wants, don't you see it, That's what he wants.
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I mean, some kind of way. We ended up on
the side of the house, naked from the waist down.
I thought that was really like the craziest line in
the letter.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
But there is more.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
I mean, there's a lot of them in here. Your
husband asked his friend to finish you off so he
could watch. Then I'm thinking this is really working out
for your favor because hubby is on board with all
of this and he's joining in. And he didn't kill you, guys.
He didn't kill his friend, he didn't kick you out,
he didn't divorce you, he didn't give his friend a
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beat down any of that. Nothing, nothing normal happened in
this letter. So I'm thinking, since both of you are
cheaters and you like threesomes and all of this, and
your husband liked watching and all of that, although you
know he can't bring the females in because you shut
that down, it just sounds like you guys are in
some sort of open marriage and you don't know it.
(59:29):
You know, you just haven't named it yet. This is
what swingers do they share their mates with others? And
that's what you guys are into. So I just say,
go ahead, put a label on it and own it,
because that's what this crazy marriage is, okay, and it
is what it is. You guys are into sharing period.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Steve. You know, here's the problem with this letter is
at the question at the and it's at the answer
to that question at the end is also how the
letter begins.
Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
The question at the end is so why did he
start all of this? Why did he start all of this?
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Is the question. Well, let me tell you what happened
at the top of the letter. They've been in the
back and forth short through hell and back relationship before
your marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
on him. When I cheated, I got caught in the act.
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And the guy I cheated with rides motorcycles with my husband.
Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
That's a lot of information. We ain't even out of
paragraph one. This letter is packed with facts and we
not even otter.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Did you hear me? So when you go back to
the end of the letter and it goes, so why
did he start all this?
Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
He cheated on me first? Then I cheated on him?
Then when I cheated, I got caught in the act.
And the guy I cheated. We'll ride motorcycles with my husband.
That ain't all he ride, or it ain't just motorcycles.
What else? He's a rider.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
He just a rider.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
He read it up. What you want to do. He
ride bikes, He rides uh, trailer holmes, he ride ons.
He do sidewalking on side of houses. He uh, he streaks.
Speaker 12 (01:01:45):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
He do service calls. He got a tuck in service
at night for drunk men that need to be tucked
in bed. This this is just an amazing letter. So
when I come back, I want to share with you,
you know, because like I told you, y'all, y'all went
to a biking event. Your husband got so drunk that
is free and brought y'all home, and his friend helped
(01:02:08):
me get him into bed. See that's a service. That's
a nice friend. Then y'all went outside smoking weed. See
that right there. He'll plug. He helped you get your husband.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
In your bed. He got weed.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
She was high, Steve, she was so high.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I ain't never been that high.
Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Of Steve's response, coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour Strawberry Letters, subject today. I need both of them.
All right, we'll be back right after this. It's time
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All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
I need both of them as a subject.
Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
This letter is so crazy. This lady been in a
been through hell back and forth in a short fold
year marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
on him. Then when I cheated, I got caught in
the act. The guy cheated with riding motorcycle with my hub.
(01:03:43):
That sounded like, uh, that movie Smoking the Bandit with
Jackie Gleason was describing how he was chasing rudderscross the country.
He got charges on it. He was eating that sandwich.
Give me my give me that dieblow sandwich. He'd across
(01:04:03):
state line and got him for kidnapping, high speed chasing,
distart police property.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
So this is what I left him with the lady husband.
See how this sounds right, that's the funny part to me.
So now let's move on down the letter. So they
went outside after he tuk the husband in bed who
got drunk at the bike at the motorcycle riding event.
Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
His friend got your husband. Your husband got so drunk.
He helped you get him in the house and tuck
him in bed. Then y'all went outside to smoke some weed.
You ain't had sex in moss because your husband cheated
on him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
I got so high I started telling his friend all
our business. And there's some kind of way now hear
the part right here, like you don't know right, some
kind of weight. We ended up on the side of
the house, neked from the waist down. What you got
to take them down? Motorcycle boots off, you got to
(01:05:13):
take them chaps off, you gotta get them tight ends,
jeans off, you gotta get that motorcycle vest off.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
But you're from the waist down.
Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
So you got the honor your club. So you gotta
keep your vests on, vest off because you see you
got your motorcycle patch on it. You can't disrespect to patch.
That's like burning American flying to a hill boy. So
(01:05:42):
now y'all neked from the waist down.
Speaker 8 (01:05:46):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
my name, and when he came to the side of
the house, we ain't had time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
To pull our pants up or run. I've never been
in that place issue. Wow, I ever heard I can't run?
But so you so comfortable you done took your clothes
off and folded them up on the ground in a pile.
(01:06:15):
He can't run. I got to have at least one
leg and something. God, So now we didn't have time
to pull our pants up and run. We were busted.
Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
I told my husband I'm sorry, and then he surprised
us by telling us to finish because.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
He wanted to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
That was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You surprised everybody in the letter with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yeah, we read it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
We went what kill anybody? We couldn't work under that pressure.
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
So I got dressed and went inside, and he encouraged
his friend to come inside and finish me off while
he watched.
Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I think this is something they'd done before.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Oh, because they were both too comfortable for Wait a minute,
that was your takeaway.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Your husband told another man to come in the house
and finish you off. Your takeaway is I think they've
done this before because they were uncomfortable and.
Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
You wouldn't right pants on.
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
So now we started having sex?
Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Yeah, lady, you go along with all this. We started
having sex, and then my husband joined in, join in. Yes,
it's funny man, man, somebody doing my wife exactly. And
then I tap in, like you had to dance with
white people. Welcome taping on the shoulder, my turn. You
(01:07:51):
had one of them white dances now where they tap in,
you had the boul Reguard ball or something. I said,
that was my first threesome with two men, and I
can't believe my husband the loudest. A few days later,
he decided to bring it up and asked me to
be honest with him. I told him I need the
both of them every once in a while to keep
(01:08:12):
things interesting. He said it was fine, and he'd bring
a female female over sometime so that he can have
some fun too.
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I ship that down. We ain't doing all that. I
don't know who you think I am? What type of
woman you think I am? Bring another woman up in here.
I just want menses.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
That's why she drew the line.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, draw this line up in here.
Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
But it's gonna be three people in the bedroom. It's
gonna be two menses and me. That's weird anyway, because
once I'm naked, I could be the only one with
a body part that looked like mine in that room.
I'm gonna tell you that right now. And now, he
can't be two people in here with zippers, know something,
(01:08:57):
have several people in here with a dress on, but
it can't be one.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Dude. You didn't hear with no damn zipp if we
talking about getting nicky, So lady, I ain't got no
advice to you. Your question is why did he start
all this? The question is why did you finish all this?
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, that's the question.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Thank you all right, Steve, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Leave your comments today. Please on the Strawberry Letter on
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Letter podcast on demand. Good morning, This is Shirley Strawberry,
and my New Year's resolutions are the same as they
have been for these last few years. Just don't make
any because I never keep them. Happy New Year. From
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
See this is from Dorothy in Essex. Dorothy says, I
saw on a TV show that a woman had four
children by her husband, and she said that she had
never once had an orgasm. I'm sixty eight years old
and I'm in the same situation. I have three grown
children and I've faked it in the bedroom for almost
(01:10:29):
forty years. I cheated on my husband twice, and I
had really really good sex both times. But I loved
my husband so much that I couldn't leave him. Should
I come clean with him and let him know that
I've had sex that's better than his, Or do I
keep it to myself and never ever have an orgasm
in my life?
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Ever have an orgasm? You got to die another will
what you just told? Don't you do that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Because it's going to accomplish nothing. It will accomplish nothing.
It would destroy his feelings for you. If you tell
this man because he was, you're going to destroy his
feelings for you and his ego all at once. So
when you tell this man that you cheated on him
(01:11:21):
to have great sex and it was better than his,
but you love him so much you couldn't leave him,
you think that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Everything you say after that is mute, shut shot, this
go to the grave. Them two dudes. You had to
the grave. Yeah. Now I don't promote cheating or nothing
like that, but you might have to go back over there.
Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Yeah, she said it was really good with them all time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
See me, I ain't telling you what to do. Seem
to me like you need to go back over there.
Is it too late to.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Help her husband? Help her?
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Forty you dog? If you ain't figured it out in
forty years, what I don't understand? What is he doing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Apparently nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Apparently it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
I have a couple of ways that you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Okay, If every time she enters the room she grabs
the edge of the doorway and swings into the that
that's a damn dead giveaway. She grabbed the edge of
that doorway and swang into that's a damn dead gibble
(01:13:00):
y'all walking down the street. Yeah, and she pick up
all the money she see on the sidewalk, even if
it's a quarter, nickels dime. If she knows how to
pick up money off the ground, this is a dead
giveaway that your wife could have been a strip.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Right after all?
Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Right, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
So, according to a new One Poll survey, about half
of Americans hide out when they need to find peace
and quiet and privacy. Where do they hide out from
other family members? In their household? In the bathroom. In
the bathroom, that's where they are.
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
But you got to keep the light out though you
can't turn that light on.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
You're just in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
But you at peace. You don't need to see nothing
in that Noway, what you need to see are you?
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Are you with your phone in there? You take you
got your phone in there.
Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
You gotta take your phone.
Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
You gotta take you something to drink, A couple of snacks,
you know, and if you got it, you like a
bowl ice cream, that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
You might sit on right down because it's gonna straight
through you anyway. It's gonna go straight through you anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Just sit there because I'm not eating in the bathroom. Sorry,
those when I don't have that. Aunc got he got
a TV in here. I ain't got there yet. I
ain't made that kind of I ain't made that. No
way get the aathroom without no TV.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
It's no way, right, there's no way that's impossible. I
have an entire office in my bathroom, phones on the
wall there working. I told you one thing.
Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
I got one better than that. Because we always have
a construction at the house. I go standing in the
porter partty to get away from everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah. I didn't actually win anything there and just shut
the door and just stood in there for fifteen minutes.
So it's true.
Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Then you probably got a different kind of porter party,
though yours probably different.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Well, they got the can.
Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Let's hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Here we go, here we go, come come home.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Because I guarantee you is not the one we use
at the fire.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It ain't that green one. It ain't that green one.
I'm telling the different one.
Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Well, they have they have VI P port parties that
have steps on them. You go up the steps. They
got stalls with doors.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
They have you known wash boss, you know, sinks and
all of that. I have a little green one where
you just standing over some mess. That's the can't say
it was in on the commercial. Remember when it turned
over It was like that one. You remember that. I
(01:15:48):
think it's more of an executive VI You know you
go up the steps.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
The bathroom for both of you guys, is where.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
You mad through? Yeah? You know like sometimes I'll just
drive off.
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Steven's bathroom slash office.
Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
You know something. I just get in my car, just
drive on.
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah you can you still drive every now and I dried, okay,
but you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Know what you get tired of here?
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
What was you?
Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Why? Why? What do you want?
Speaker 8 (01:16:24):
You need?
Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Look?
Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I need you to do something. I heard answer me
answer me. I need you right now?
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What Steve?
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
What I didn't want to I was calling you.
Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
I want to say I heard you answer the phone.
I called you on your phone. You have your phone
with you? Why you didn't answer your phone?
Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
You silent on the radio this morning. I forgot to
take it off. Silent the phone, right, man. One time
Marjorie called me. She was upstairs and I was I
was in the backyard in the motor court and she
was standing up in the window calling me. And I
didn't know she was in the window, and I had
(01:17:04):
my phone in my hand. And when I saw the phone,
I went.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
God, dunk it. And you saw that gesture? Yeah, So
I picked the phone and I went hello, turned around
in the window.
Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
I turned around. She said, I saw you before answer
that phone. I said, baby, it was a damn be
over here.
Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Look at the lines, how they just roll off your
tongue busted busted. She's like, what do you won't answer me?
Answer your text? When I text you, it says delivered.
Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's what we liftingum in my battery.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
And temmy, do not take ice cream in the bathroom anymore?
Are you coming up? It is coming twenty minutes after
thet's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Right after this ew Bluebell.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
from Shelley from Steve BARBFM dot com. She says, I
made a resolution to be healthier this year. I plan
on trying to exercise a few times a week, and
I'm going to eat healthier. I talked to my boyfriend
about it before the new year, But now that I'm
trying to put it into practice, I'm getting no support
(01:18:28):
from him. Actually, he's making it more difficult. He just
went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of
junk food. And when I went to the gym yesterday,
he said he was going to watch TV and chill.
I know I have to do this on my own.
I know this, but I expected him to at least
support me. Am I wrong for wanting him to not
(01:18:48):
actively work against my healthy resolution? Was that wrong?
Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
He didn't come along with the resolution, No, he did.
He made a commitment to be more of me. That's
obviously where he is. If you're trying to be less
of you and he trying to be more of me.
And it's hard when you don't have a support in
the house to stay on track, to die and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
But you can't blame him. He ain't that dude, So
just stay on your mission. Stay focused. Maybe when he
sees your improvements he might join along. But that's the
only thing. It's hard to make the decision and hard
to stay committed. But if that's what you want to do,
that's what you have to do. So just then want
to make it work.
Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
But Steve, do you really think he's got a bunch
of junk food?
Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
She said, Now, not a candy bar all everywhere with him.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Huh, he's gonna be back on the couch in February.
Both y'all just sitting over there, just sweating. But stay
with it, those sisters, stay with you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
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It is time now for a round of would you
(01:20:31):
rather Would you rather live where it always rains?
Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Or would you rather live where it's always dark?
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Okayeed, rain, I got sea some light. I take that rain.
I can't do that. Okay, you do that, dog anal
sunshine wall.
Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Not costs for soul? Okay? Would you rather do hair
and makeup? Listen to this one. Guys do hair and
makeup at a funeral? Roll home? Or would you drive
a city rather drive a city bus?
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Driving the bus?
Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yeah, you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I don't even give a damn how you look when
you live in I know? Good? Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Hell? Man? Cas an?
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
What's that sound again?
Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I'm not fitting to care how you look now. I'm
not damn.
Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
So your bus driver is all good?
Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Hell? Did high ride.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Be?
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Man? Look at that family be wanting to fight me. Yeah,
my mama lipstick, get it right, dead dog. I'm gonna
have that wig on baffles.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I know, I already know you're gonna do it wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I ain't. I ain't even gonna put the wig on.
You gotta put a wig. Look just like us.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
The bus drivers out there. You yeah, the city bus driving?
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Would you rather I got that a lot when I
used to ride the bus. All right, listen, would you
rather show your boss all the pictures in your phone?
Or would you rather show your wife all the pictures
in your phone? Boss?
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Well, I got a problem because.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
You're in trouble. All right, Quiet nephew, what you got?
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I'm showing.
Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
You won't get in trouble for that? Will all right?
Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
Or would you rather get ab up? Lying?
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
One's gotta go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
I got to lie. I'm gonna give up profit. And
that's that's a lie right there.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I don't I don't see you giving.
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
It's no way I can starve, it's no weight.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
What is the problem you have?
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
If you stop lying, listen, This is a wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Today's round in would you rather? Guys coming up, and
this is our last break of the day. We'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Here we are, guys, our last break of the day,
and it's been a good day. It's been a good day.
We're starting this new year off in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Yeah. Hey, you know what I had to come to
the realization.
Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
Kind of want to share this with people, but you know,
I want to talk about there's a cost. There is
a cost. You know, when you make the decision to
be successful comes with a cost. And as much as
(01:25:05):
I've tried to negate the cost, as much as I've
tried to alleviate the cost, as much as I've oftentimes
just tried to not talk up the cost, the cost
is real. You know, I got in trouble, not really trouble,
but I got a bunch of haters that came online
(01:25:25):
one time when they saw me give a speech about
if you want to be successful, really really successful as something,
you can't sleep eight hours and I believe that, you know,
somebody counted it with Oprah says she gets eight hours sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Well. Oprah's wealthy, though, But if you go back on
her journey and asked her when she was hustling trying
to make it, what she getting eight I don't think
the answer would be yes. Everybody I know that's grinding,
that's in the hustle, trying to really really have more
(01:26:08):
than normal.
Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
If you want above average, it comes at a cost.
And I've tried not to talk about it because I
don't want to, you know, knock anybody down about it.
But man, it's there's a cost for everything. And you know,
I know a lot of successful people who have health issues.
(01:26:32):
I've had my share of myself. Tommy can tell you
about his, Junior can tell you about his, All of
us can tell you about health issues. It's sometimes, you know,
it just it's a part of it. I don't know
how to explain it now. You don't want to sacrifice
one for the other, but sometimes it's unavoidable because there
(01:26:56):
is a cost, and a lot of times you end up.
Sometimes you have health issues because you just don't know
any better, you know. And that's why knowledge is so important,
because when you know better, you can do better.
Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
And had I known a long long time ago that
everything I put into my body was gonna have an
effect on me, I would have made some changes a
long long time ago. I just really started understanding this
in the last fifteen twenty years of my life. You know,
the how important eating the right thing is, how important
it is to take supplements, how important it is to
(01:27:31):
take regular visits to your doctor. And as black men,
I'm talking especially to black men, we find it so
hard to go to these doctors. I got a partner
right now, man that's trying to get out the hospital
right now because he ain't been to the doctor in
eight years.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
But he's seventy and it ain't been to the doctor
in eight years. We can't do that because we've been grinding.
And I understood something about grind ending recently. When you're grinding,
grinding means actually to wear down. But in order to
have something, you got to get in the wear down process,
and the thing you end up wearing down is your body.
(01:28:12):
Now I'm not saying you should exchange your health for wealth.
I wish that wasn't the cost, but oftentimes that's the
cost factor, and people who.
Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
Don't want it, you don't have to do it. But
then there's a cost with being poor. To see, there's
a cost factor when you decide not to be anything.
It's a cost factor when you decide I'm just gonna
ride it out, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Mail it in.
Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
There's a cost factor for that. I notice when old
people who've been working their whole life finally retire and
they don't and they able to stop being active. I
watch them wear down, dissipate, just wither away because that work,
that thing called the grind of getting up going to
(01:28:57):
work every day. It gave them something to live or
gave them something to do and made them active. It's
just a cost, man, But you have to decide which
one of the costs you want to pay. Do you
want to pay the cost of being successful, or do
you want to be the cost you want to pay
the cost of being poor. Now, when I say poor,
I mean really poor. I don't mean like if you
(01:29:18):
make a hundred thousand dollars. I ain't talking about like
that you're doing great, man, your life is good. I
think people are that make a hundred thousand dollars doing
fine with your life. That's not what I'm saying, so
please don't misunderstand me. I'm talking about when you don't
have enough to eat, you can't put a roof over
your family's head, you can't get them to the store.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
And then you got to do more. Man, you got
to do more. But it's a cost for it, one
way or the other.
Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
I suggest, though, if I look back on it all,
you have to find a way to create a balance.
But the balance ain't gonna be even even. It's just
gotta be. You got to grind, you got to rest,
You got to grind, You got to rest. You got
to grind, you got to rest. If you just grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind,
(01:30:14):
then try to rest, the cost factors gonna be greater.
So find the balance for yourself. I can't tell anybody
what that is. But there is a cost to being successful,
but there is a cost to not being successful, and
you have to decide which one of the costs you
have to pay.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Now that's just real talk.
Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
You can say it ain't so, but yes, it is
not being able to provide for your family. That's a
cost being able to provide for your family. There is
a cost. You have to decide which cost you're willing
to pay and then find a balance.
Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
That's what I have to go.
Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
So those are my clothes remarks. That's it for today.
Hey listen, y'all, have a great day. Talk to God today,
out to hear Fred. This is Steve Harvey to show this.
Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
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Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.