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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all bet.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
All at all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So given them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The bus boy, Yeah, listening.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
To show, I don't join.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Joy, you know what you turn? Love, You.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Know you gotta turn.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth turn. Ad the
money jo.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think, Ah, I sure we off.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Harvey got a radio show. Hell man. God is in
the blessing business all day every day.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
out every day. All I want to do is be
the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has
for me.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's all I want.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
I just want God's favor, and I want God's blessings.
You know, of course I need his mercy and his grace,
but I just want his blessings and his favor.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want.

Speaker 8 (02:50):
I want that in my life because it does things
for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself.
And I've been a recipient of many of those. And
you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
a blessed. If you're getting one day closer to anything

(03:13):
you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
because this is the part that messages people up a
great deal.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
What happens when you get off track? What is that?
What does that mean? When you get off track? See?
I've been off track.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
I can't tell you how many times, and it happens
in so many aspects of your life. But what is
it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people?
You know, there are some people who want theay off track.
They of course, they off the dream, They on to
something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've

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gotten off track to stop you.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Can. I tell you something? Everybody gets off track.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
There are people who are living their life's dreams in
spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
that's that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Steve?

Speaker 8 (04:25):
Yeah, because see, people, when you get off track. Here's
some of the things that happen. See you get the
here come to nay says some of them from the outside,
some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you
get off track. See, I told you, I told you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay, this
is all just because you got off track. It's not
for you. Okay, here's another one. It ain't meant to be.
You can hear it all. You could say it. Well,
I guess it's just not meant to be. But let

(05:09):
me ask you a question, though, who made the rule
that when you get off track you can't get back on?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Who made that rule?

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Where has that written that once you get off track
you can't get back on? See, because I'm gonna tell
you something, folks, there's no such rule. As a matter
of fact, it's quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit
of a dream, a goal, an aspiration, or mission is

(05:42):
going to get off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed.
There are going to be days where you're not going
to get it right. There are going to be days
where you feel like giving up. There's going to be
days when you're just gonna flat out get it wrong.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's the journey.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
But let me tell you some Every successful person that
I know, ever met, talked to, set out, and chopped
it up with, have shared one thing in common. We
all get off track. We all get it wrong along
the way. I don't care who the person is. The
president got it wrong along the way. Your pastor got

(06:20):
it wrong along the way. Quiet director, go, I got
it wrong along the way. The principle at your school
got it wrong along the way. The valve of victorian
of your class got it wrong along the way. The
star of the team got it wrong along the way.
They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job,

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he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor
got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that
has any measure of success in every level that you
call success, however you want to label it, has gotten
off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen

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to me, it is impossible not to get off track
in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible.
Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through
life unscathed, that they made it because they were just
so determined, and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah,

(07:31):
you might not have let nothing turn you back because
you hear Oh, but you thought about it. Oh, you
thought about it on days when you was off track.
But see, people don't like to tell the whole story.
They just want you to think as much as you
can about them. So when they tell you their story,
they leave out the stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Along the way. It was just hard work and determination
that got me here. No, it wasn't, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
It was the fact that you got off track and
the grace and of God allowed you to get back on.
His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
would not believe what some of the people have done.
So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell

(08:17):
you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
it don't matter what other people say out there. And
it takes some time for you to learn this. And
I understand because it took me some time to learn it. See,
I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
love me, for the ones that get me, for the

(08:39):
ones that understand what I'm really trying to do.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And so don't you be the one.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
That doesn't allow yourself to get back on track when
you get off track, Because, like I said, who made
the rule up that you can't get back on track?
There's no such rule out there. Stop stopping yourself from
getting it right. So what you started to die at
the beginning of the year, and you already off start

(09:09):
another one, start over, try it again, don't ever stop trying.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
If you stop trying, you can't make it.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
But if you never give up the effort, if you
never give up and say it's over, it ain't over.
You heard the saying it ain't over, to the fat
lady saying I never invite her.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
She's not invited. It ain't over.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
To the fat lady saying I don't know where the
fat lady stay. I have not send her an invitation
to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She
didn't ask me a couple of times how come I
never get invited?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Because you're gonna start saying it and.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
I ain't got time for that, all right, stop inviting
the fat lady to all your events.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Show.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Let me clear my throat.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Hey, hey, I ain't never done that in my life.
I don't even know where that came from, but I
love that though. When that dude do that, I be going,
my man, let me clear my throat. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
this is the Steve Harvey Marny Show. The reason we

(10:23):
don't start it the same way every day, it's because
it's a new day. What you're doing old fault, and
you got a shot at new forget about the things
of the past. God is doing a new thing. Don't
you see it. It's happening even right now, man, if
you just open up your eyes and be observing this morning.

(10:44):
I woke up, and I tell you right now, in
total gratitude. When I got home last night, I came
up that driveway, walked up my steps in total gratitude.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
My door opened in gratitude.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
I was so full thanking God yesterday man, just for
all He's done for me, my health, my strength, my family,
my wife, my kids.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And you think I'm too hard for the kids because
they're a lot of trouble.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
But I thank Him for everything, man.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, I'm just being honest.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
Now, I'm still a human being and a grown man.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
Though, you know he ever looked at your kid, it
wasn't great for form I have? Yeah, I'm just asking
you know you ever looked at him and really wasn't
greatful form?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You ever looked at him and felt like it was some.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Type of punishment getting back at me for something I
had done transgression in my past.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Life I have.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
But in spite of it all, I love him and
I thank God for and you should too. And remember
whatever's happening in your life that's uncomfortable, unsettling, unnerving and unbearable.
Remember this, this too shall pass? Yead will all of
it do? Steve Harvey, mart the Show, Charlotte Strawberry, Colin
for real, Mouth of the South, that damn Junior and

(12:09):
the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Man?

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Uck?

Speaker 10 (12:15):
I got a compliment you man? You still jumping because
I see the new product line. Man, you still jumping
out here.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Taking chances and shots?

Speaker 10 (12:25):
Do you ever stop there?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well?

Speaker 8 (12:27):
The Bible says a man without a dream of vision
shall parish. I'm definitely not gonna parish for lack of
dreams and visions. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna leave here, but
it won't be from lack of dreams or visions. If
you don't have something to.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Shoot for, you lose. You lose the joy of what
you're waking up for.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
So you got to have something you gunning for and
quit tripping because everything you gunning for don't have happened
right away.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's a process.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
The devil's biggest trick is to make you so focused
on what you want and don't have. He causes you
to lose sight of the things that you do have.
And man, if you would just focus on what you got,
God is good.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well man.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Would all right, thank you for that steam coming up
at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Nephew and run that brank back right after this.

Speaker 11 (13:40):
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Speaker 11 (14:16):
All right, guys, time now for run that prank back
with the nephew.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
What you got for us?

Speaker 9 (14:21):
Nef Kappa's funeral at the club. Kappa's funeral at the club.
Let's go catch out.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm trying to reach to James.

Speaker 13 (14:31):
James, Yeah, yeah, what's up.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Hey, This This is Gerald. I was a friend of
your friend Chapel.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Yeah, Chappa just passed away last week, right, Yeah, I
know they supposed to had a funeral and stuff over
at at my Baptist church. And uh, I don't really
know you, but me and me and Choppa and a
bunch of rest those man we used to hang out
at the club not too far from the house. You know,

(15:02):
That's pretty much where Chopper was all the time at
the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us was over
at the club talking man, and I was we was
really want to reach out to one of the family members,
you know. And then somebody said you was, you know,
kind of a good friend of his, and we we
we we decided to call you.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And see if you didn't mind.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Do you think that you can talk to some of
the family members and see if they don't mind having
the funeral.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
At the club.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
At the club.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
See what, let me, let me try to explain something
to you, Jane. What we're trying to do is, see,
we believe that we believe you.

Speaker 13 (15:45):
Said at the club, come on the club funeral.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
And that's what I understand it.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
But see, see choppeer Chopper ain't really go to church
a whole lot.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
You know what I'm saying. He ain't really really go
along as I've been knowing him. Now. He loved the
law and stuff like that.

Speaker 13 (16:01):
Player, But these are church going folks.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I understand.

Speaker 9 (16:05):
But see, Chopel wouldn't Chapel when Chapel went to the club.
So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
at the club.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
at no club, man, Come on, No, no, I can't.

Speaker 9 (16:22):
But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that
he wasn't really, he wasn't really.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
No church going person. I believe that a person ought
to be.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Uh, the last words are to be said over him
in a place he's more familiar with.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 13 (16:38):
A player? Player? No, I don't. I don't know what
you mean. No, just just gotta be a funeral. This
is this is a church for I go to church and
all my folks go to church. Now we gotta do
this thing up in church. This is a church thing.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
where I'm coming from? Know there a man ought to
have gone on and and the last words are to
be in a place he more familiar with.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.

Speaker 13 (17:01):
You said, oh bro, hell no no, See, it's a
chance to get itself right. And we don't we don't
have them up in church in front of everybody. You know,
that don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who
are you?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
My name is Gerald, But.

Speaker 13 (17:16):
Who is Gerald?

Speaker 5 (17:16):
I mean?

Speaker 14 (17:17):
How do you?

Speaker 13 (17:18):
How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Or are you not?

Speaker 11 (17:21):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (17:22):
No?

Speaker 9 (17:22):
No, no, no, I'm I was friends with Chopper and
see I hung out at the club and still hang
out there with a whole bunch of you know, was
real good friends with Chopper, and we were saying that,
you know, Choppers, the last words about Chopper or to
be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper was.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
But five six days a week, that's what Chopper was.

Speaker 13 (17:42):
Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
I mean, what, what?

Speaker 13 (17:46):
Why the hell would I I try to talk to
the family, make me look stupid in front of the family,
telling them to put this thing in the club. How
is that gonna go off?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Well?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
See, see that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (17:56):
You know them way more than we do, because see
that you're talking about trying to move from a damn
funeral at a church to a damn nightclub or a
strip club or something.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Not no strip club, just a nightclub.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
I mean you talking about having folks travel from across
the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
of that?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
But that what Chaper was, That's what Chapel was.

Speaker 13 (18:20):
I'm gonna look, if I'm the one telling them this
rooted to the damn.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
To I'm gonna look like a fool.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
No, you're not. You're gonna look like somebody's trying to
keep it real.

Speaker 13 (18:30):
When come to the damn funeral if I do something
like that.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Okay, okay, let me ask you this, hit in. Let
me ask you this here, Jane. Do you think do
you think you can maybe get the body and bring
it over to the club now, well, just saying before
they even do the funeral or whatever.

Speaker 13 (18:49):
Hell, no, I ain't touching getting to walk in the
dog by myself. Don't touch this body for hell now.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
We're just trying to say our last words. That chopper
man in the place, that chopper moment.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
No him again for you. You get my number.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Somebody at the club had your number said you was print.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
What do y'all call me?

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Of all folk, y'all call.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Me, they say you good. You in with the family,
and you can tell me.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
In with the family.

Speaker 13 (19:17):
But I ain't in in the family. Make me look stupid?

Speaker 15 (19:20):
Tell now, won't y'all?

Speaker 13 (19:22):
I get out of them to the family, y'all call
the family, y'all tell them that yourself.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Man, I won't. I just trying to get you to
bring the body by man.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
And let us No, I ain't touching nobody.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
We just want to have one last drink with Chopper.

Speaker 13 (19:36):
Man, you have one with your boys and you get
together with them and y'all talk about Bottom and let
him know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
what kind of person we.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Need to We want Chopp up to be there. This Chopper,
this is Chopper. You talking about.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be up
in the church.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
We want to have Chopper at the club.

Speaker 13 (19:58):
We'll win no more man, y'all fuller, Well, we know
my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
What this about Chopper?

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yo?

Speaker 13 (20:07):
And damn writing about Chopping?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
You'll break Chopper to that club.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
Y'all tripping, man, I ain't doing.

Speaker 15 (20:14):
I'm just going to this funeral.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping.

Speaker 15 (20:17):
And I'm tall.

Speaker 13 (20:18):
If y'all want to add Clevey in front of town,
y'all call up filling y'all selfing you this look.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I got one more thing I want to say.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
I don't even know what what what this his nephew
Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your boy, this nephew Timmy man from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told me to prank
you man.

Speaker 13 (20:50):
I just know y'all ain't did it.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
This is nephew, no, no play.

Speaker 13 (20:57):
Oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't. I
can't even believe he did that.

Speaker 9 (21:03):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 13 (21:10):
The Steve Harvey Moaning Show?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
All right, thank you NEV.

Speaker 11 (21:21):
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Right now, it is time to ask the CLO Chief

(22:07):
Love Officer Steve Harvey. All right, Steve, Carolyn and Monticello
says I've been married for twenty five years and my
husband is the best husband in the world. I don't
want to lose him, but I need to tell him
that I fooled around with his uncle when we were home.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
For the holiday.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Excuse me, that's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
That's a little close to the family.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Now, wait a minute.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
I really enjoyed it, but I told his uncle it
could never happen again. How do I confess this clo
to my husband uncle?

Speaker 16 (22:44):
This is so wrong.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
I don't think you do. I don't What is this
statement you made? I something I have to tell my husband.
How you think this is gonna go?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Lady?

Speaker 8 (22:54):
Your marriage will be oval and you can run the
risk of your husband going to jail. It's so many
things can go wrong here. Now, look, you've made the mistake.
You told him it could never happen again. Now, if
you really mean that, you ask God for forgiveness, You
get back up on a horse, and you start back

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to riding again.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Second time.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
I probably shouldn't say that. You don't get back up
on no more horses, You don't get up on stay
your fast ass down so much.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
But she really enjoyed it.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Which means she's considering it again if you're going to
do it to Okay, let me tell you how this
works in case and I was. I tell this to
my kids. I've told everybody. God gives everybody a break.
Your first sin, he fires a warning shot over your head.
If you do the same sin again, the next shot

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takes a little piece of ear of me off.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Just if you do it a third time.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
The next bullet is right in your teeth. It just
that's that third one. Now you've got the warning shot.
If you go back again, it's gonna be a piece
of ear meat. Second shot, if you go back a
third time, you're gonna get it in the teeth.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Now here's a deal.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
You don't seem like you're showing any remorse. You told
him it can never happen again, But now you're telling
mom about you enjoyed it so, which means you're considering
it because you haven't had any repercussions. But I'll tell
you what, if you go in there to that man
and confess this it's over, it's a wrap because.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You low down, not the uncle. He did it too. Wow,
that boy's daddy's brother.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna move on.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Steve to Molina in Pittsburgh. Molina says, I allowed my
husband to have a hall pass with my best friend's sister.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What this is craziness right here? I'd been here here everybody.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
I allowed my husband to have a hall pass with
my best friend's sister. But I told him I had
to be present. He did it without me knowing, and.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That wasn't the plan. I feel like, if he's snuck
and did it once, he'll do it again. Should I
be worried?

Speaker 13 (25:33):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Stupid, Hey stupid? You gave him a hall pass. He
decided he needs you to see the past.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Because what he doing at the hall past is you
don't need to see this hill because he got a
special performance that he been waiting for your best friend's
sister for a long time. So he and that clown,
so he didn't need you to see it. So would
he do it again? Why did you give him permission?

(26:05):
You can't open the door and shut it too?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
You had, lord?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, what kind of plan was that? Anyway? He didn't stick,
but I plan. Yeah, you don't need to be here.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You said I could.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Watch it because you're gonna have instructions. That's pretty much stop.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:28):
This is over.

Speaker 16 (26:29):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I changed my mind.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's too late now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Moving on to Bunny and Richmond.

Speaker 11 (26:38):
Bunny says, my husband and I have been together for
four years and he got me two pairs of the
wrong size shoes and a coat that's too big.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
He got it for Christmas.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
He said it was a coincidence, but he may have
gotten them from a booster. Should I ask him if
the stuff is stolen before I try to return it?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Or would that be offensive?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
You don't, You don't know what's happening. All you got
to do to return it is say, maybe be could
I return it for the right size?

Speaker 8 (27:09):
And if so, I will. I love it, but I
just need to get the right size. Do you have receipts?
That's all you got to do. What is you taking
this hot mess back down to this stove.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
You're going to jail today, like colds and stuff?

Speaker 8 (27:28):
They they man't they check against inventory and all this
now stuff is on computer.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
They show them shoes steal in inventory, yep. And you
show up back then and they've been looking for so
that for that thirty eight Yeah, so she just.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Christmas.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Bottom line. You wear a team now you're doing European sizes.
You got nothing that thirty eight on. If you want
to feet all over the front.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I feel like that he is stabbing you in the
middle of your You ain't got the right size. You
got to disperse that weight, baby, don't ask your man
for the receipt. Hey, big girl?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
All right? Last one, Steve, last one?

Speaker 11 (28:16):
Tatum and Montgomery says, I've been divorced for two years
and my ex wife is still trying to have sex
with me. I have a new girlfriend now, and I
no longer want to have sex with my ex. When
I turn her down, she threatens my new relationship. How
can I cut her off for good?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
How she threatened?

Speaker 8 (28:36):
How she threatening your new relationship? You know what you've
been doing because you've been sleeping with your ex wife.
Why are you sleeping with your new girlfriend? And she
gonna tell it for true years? God, that's how I go, man,
That's how I go. Dog Dog, I don't know what
tell you? Why do you go back? Who go back
to the X?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Now you go back?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm telling you, well, who want the X? She wants him?
She wants him, He doesn't want her. She wants You
don't need to insert yourself in this okay.

Speaker 14 (29:17):
And talking to each other's hell, you want to talk
about naked and afraid?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
That?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Right?

Speaker 8 (29:32):
All right?

Speaker 11 (29:37):
Man, Flora says, I've been sleeping with our yard man
for a while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We
got into an argument about it, and now he's not
answering my husband's texts to come to our yard.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Right here, God, y'all, y'all got to quit writing us
with all this craziness acting like his normal.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yes, you're not qualified state.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Do what y'all want me to do.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Yes, y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules to this stuff,
cause y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess
like it's regular.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Up right after you.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
So I have a question for you guys.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Steve.

Speaker 11 (30:21):
You know, we just had big holidays, big family, traditional
holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not
as big as in the past, but still people over
the house.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
So here's a question.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
What do you say to let your company know that
you're ready for them to leave the house? No, yeah,
without really saying that you're ready for them to leave.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Well, I guess that's it.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
That's it right here, y'all are going on to night.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I do like the club do I start dealing like.

Speaker 16 (31:01):
My last call?

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Yeah, I start dimming lights and cutting music off.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We're going in this here.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
We're gonna let you know.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
It's a difference going on. Yep.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
You don't have to he direct. I go to coat closets.
Next thing, you know, you see me, I just got
a handful of jackets. Hey, with one of these yours, dog,
he did.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Get into get into bed. What you said?

Speaker 12 (31:32):
He did that in New York when we Steve when
we were the New York remember that time he was
a card part You want us to come over then
just we thought we were having a good time playing cards.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
He just went to the coat closet and just start
throwing us coachs.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What with jackets? George time.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Decorated.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay, that's the best way to do it, you know, he.

Speaker 12 (31:59):
Said, y'all finishing, and he was picking up our plates and.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Then around the table just you know, hey, and then
you know, once people see other people start putting their
jacket on, you know it got it kind of it
just contagious. You did have to go, and I was
trying to be kind to you. Sure to get on
out now, because if you stay up in here and
tell you right now, yeah, ain't no free morning coffee

(32:27):
up in here, So you y need to get your coat.
Call and child, and let's go. Let's get on out
of here.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Let's wrap this up.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Tell you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee
in the morning up in there. This ain't comf edin't
what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in the morning
and here, you're gonna work for it, all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Prop it up, let's go.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
You had heard it, you got hurt it.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Look up of coffee won't be up in here.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
You're gonna need water, all kind of stuff in the morning.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Can just get out.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
A mess?

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. On
get your coat.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Now.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I got too much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Get your coat.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
Because you're up at this apartment at one am. I'm
telling you right now, there's some stuff that go down
up here.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Come on, let's go. Let just get your jackets home.
I respect you too much.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Please get out for one am.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
Please, please all right, switching gears now. Now, this is
according to Business Journal, this is a new survey that
finds that a lot of employees would rather.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Have more vacation rather than a pay raise.

Speaker 11 (33:30):
Really in a hut, Yeah, if given the choice, forty
one percent of people would actually rather have more paid
vacation time than a pay raise.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Hell yeah, while.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
We're always take that, yeah, we're always hearing about us
employees not using up all they're paid vacation each year,
it seems like a lot of folks really do want
more time off.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
In fact, a new survey finds that, have.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Given the choice, forty one per percent of the people
would actually rather have more paid vacation than a paid raise.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I can't say that enough. Do you think you'd rather
have more vacation time or a pay race?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (34:05):
I'm kind of on the fence with this because I
don't take a lot of vacation, which is crazy.

Speaker 16 (34:09):
If you give me sick days, I'm taking the last one.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I don't take a lot of vacation, I really don't.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I don't have them more days like that. It ain't
an option.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
You have to tell me about a sick days. Yeah,
you don't say now now, I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
All, yeah, I guarantee you I'm taking my sick days.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I guess I would be I get a pay race.
I guess i'd be that that person. Yeah, instead of
vacation days, because I barely rarely take the ones that
I have. I'm supposed to be on vacation right now.

Speaker 16 (34:37):
I love you alive, but something is really really wrong
with you.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
It is it is?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Am I a workaholic?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I think your bush Yeah, I think I think. I
think your.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
Bushes bordered lines tips off into.

Speaker 17 (34:56):
Me, tip off if you were bushy, if your business
is overrunning you, and it tips over into stupidity, because.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Why your ass won't take your vacation supposed to be
on vacation.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Now put in for it, and I put in for it,
and I'm here.

Speaker 9 (35:22):
Man.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Let me tell you, Okay, told me Steve, you can
take off from now all of your jobs and we'll
just send.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You to check.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh yeah, who wouldn't sign up for that? My answer
is gone, yeah, oh I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm gone go go Okay, let me ask you this question.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Whatever your salary is, if somebody gave you three years
of your salary and gave it to you at one time?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Would you quit your job?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Up?

Speaker 10 (35:54):
No, I got to be in here and running the bullard.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Move over.

Speaker 18 (35:59):
The head Like I like having a purpose. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's what I like, having a purpose. Definitely
have something like like So, so let me ask you
your salary? Your salary for three years? Yeah, would you
quit your take?

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Straight out of here?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well it's it's a little different here and we're not
would not three years?

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Come home and tell Marjorie and she'd be all right
with that decision.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
This is what we're gonna, don't live off of it.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Let me tell you what we're gonna do. Now, listen
to me. We're gonna slow down. We're gonna slow down.
We're gonna buy a couple of things.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
We're gonna lock it down. Then I'm gonna go back
and get another show. But right now, but right now,
we're going on another trip.

Speaker 16 (36:51):
In the words aboudy be, We're gonna slow down.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
All right, we'll be back right after this. You're listening
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would you rather? Would you rather have really big front

(37:44):
teeth or would you rather have a really big butt.

Speaker 16 (37:51):
Teeth?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Button?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Front teeth?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
I don't need, That's what I don't know. Yeah, okay,
you got it, hid, No, your teeth already been you might.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
We're gonna grab that ass then me and you got
the same sized teeth junior. Yeah, you just look at
yours in the camera. See how yours look? You the
same hip as your teeth?

Speaker 13 (38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
We got two, but one for which one.

Speaker 10 (38:27):
I'm gonna go with?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (38:30):
Thanks man, But now I don't wanna be grabbed for
no reason.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Hell, no grabbing me all right?

Speaker 11 (38:38):
Would you rather wear the same thing every day or
eat the same thing every day? Hm?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Hmm?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Close the food?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
These cloth clean though, anyting, just we just wash them
over and over. Wash you just the same thing.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
Oh you just joined the military, the same thing every day. Yeah,
you could eat what you want then, Yeah, I rather
eat that. That was the number one reason why I
couldn't go to the military. I'm not We're gonna so
we all got the same thing.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's not a passion, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Like the Marines got the cold uniform because they got them.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
They got them spats they wear sometimes, but like sometimes
I want to wear it with my camouflage and the
white hat.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, I pip out that uniform, man.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
But you couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
You can't do that because.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
Sometimes I just wear the pants with your red stripe
up the side, with just the crispy shirt.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
I jacket.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Yeah, and I ain't near put all my badges on
my shirt that night.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
You couldn't be you play in the military, all right.

Speaker 11 (40:07):
Would you rather be President of the United States for
a week? President for a week, or would you rather
be a billionaire for a week? B? B.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
He was steal some of that money in that week.
I'm gonna go back to it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
But all the power you would have, all the power
of power you got.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
With a billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Vote telling him knowing all this, you got a billion dollars.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
No is not in my.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Vocabiny, okay, all right, last one, Well you can't.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Come in here. I just balk in here.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, all right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather? Good morning?

Speaker 11 (40:50):
This is Shirley's Strawberry. Have a happy and a safe
new Year from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
All right, Steve, go.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Ahead, Well, now what you're about to hear.

Speaker 19 (41:12):
It's pure comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna
ruffle a couple of feathers.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
So I'm just letting you know this. This is j
Anthony Brown. He asked me do it, and I kind
of got an idea. I don't know exactly what it is,
but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah, but I'm saying
we're doing this with a disclaimer that no one can

(41:53):
call us and say nothing about it. I don't know
exactly what he gonna do, but he could ruffle some feathers,
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Jay Anthony Brown.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
All right, what I'm what I'm about to do right now?
Every year. A lot of people, good people, you know,
meaning good have quanza parties.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Now, yes, I don't think it's a lot of people.
You can go ahead. You must have been trying to
build this Junke up in this trying to build it up.
It's not a lot of quans.

Speaker 20 (42:27):
How about people have a quanza party and don't a
lot of people come, and they wonder why people don't come.
What I have is suggestions to get more people to
your quanza party. Number one, offer a free dog she
get to anybody who will show.

Speaker 16 (42:47):
Up one size fit.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
All right, you learn it up.

Speaker 20 (43:00):
Everybody that shows that the Kwanza party, you get a
free bean pier.

Speaker 16 (43:06):
If you don't like me, give a sweet potato. If
you can't, everybody don't like me, I.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Like, I love.

Speaker 11 (43:14):
OK.

Speaker 16 (43:15):
This one is really good. This is really really good.
If you have a Kwanza party, Steve, you can demonstrate
what I mean by this.

Speaker 20 (43:23):
You not have more than two velosifying brothers or sisters
at your party.

Speaker 16 (43:31):
You don't want more than two in there. You don't
want to, you know, brothers.

Speaker 19 (43:34):
Let me say this about this time, this period that
we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
defiling or the gytuatricitness, or the barbariousness of what these
holidays are too.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's why we celebrate quons.

Speaker 21 (43:55):
But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want if
we hold that dilate the situation, knowing that it is
pharagorically not a capability of scientific split. Let let me
interject some sensibility into this conversation.

Speaker 20 (44:15):
Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at
your party? Okay, it tears up the mood.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Number five.

Speaker 16 (44:24):
Ease up, this is very important.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
Ease up, you know what.

Speaker 22 (44:28):
E's up me right, Ease up on the incense and sage. Okay,
because the black of my nose is burning.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
How my shoes theyll like, I got a headache? Notious?

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
My greens tastes like save.

Speaker 16 (45:03):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You want number seven?

Speaker 20 (45:06):
You want to play something other than the Lion King Anne,
This is vandpoint. The African drummers don't have to play
all night.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Long, Okay, they don't.

Speaker 20 (45:18):
Shirley Dinner and last but not really last night. Don't
tell nobody it's a quiz about it.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Just tell him to come over.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Okay, I have to tell him something.

Speaker 16 (45:32):
You can I'm having a bottle surprise.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I'm having a party, all right. Listen, coming up like
for the nephew today, frank phone call. That's coming up
right after that corn bred spell.

Speaker 11 (45:53):
Like you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is my cousin.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Owns the car wash. My cousin owns the car wash.
We'll get into that in just.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
A few because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
What this went on in a lot of houses?

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Really, this went on.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
This happened because you know everybody bringing them this pot,
that pot, the pot looks you know how it go.
Then it happened in my house, and I'm tired. This
This was my last one. But this right here is
the pot. Look bad potluck. That's the title, Bad pot Luck. Okay, Okay,
I know y'all has to be bringing st up y'all houses.
Just trifling. Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing, but I

(46:43):
still want to say so. But I know my wife listen,
but your cousin can't bring no TV no mom, and
put some damn blueberries in it.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go and
see it. She can't do it. No more.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Okay, you can't bring no greens and they have some
kind of meatium and there ain't turkey and we don't
know what that is.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
You can't do that. No more to us, Summer Saucy.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Agree in the grees.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
What you're doing.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right, this is
bad pot Let's go cat them.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Hello, I'm trying to buying Heather.

Speaker 15 (47:24):
Excuse me what you say?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
I'm trying to reach a Heather.

Speaker 15 (47:28):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Okay, listen, uh I got your number from from Lowist.
Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.

Speaker 15 (47:39):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Who's lowis Lewis? Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yes, yes, hi?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (47:46):
I'm good?

Speaker 7 (47:47):
You you you?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
You was at at Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes,
everybody was there. Okay when I got when I got there,
you was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling by
is you one made the black eyed peas?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Right?

Speaker 15 (48:03):
I did you enjoyed them.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
No, I enjoy the mother thing. That's why I'm calling.
Let me say this, let me say this.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
No, no, no, come at work.

Speaker 15 (48:13):
You can't talk to me like this. Don't do that,
don't do that. Say whatever you got to say, but
please don't curse that me.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Don't do no, go to deal your mother. Things got
here jacked up and I didn't have to go down
to the doctor to get my stomach pumped.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I ain't got no.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Damn insurance for none this. You know this, this, this
didn't have me messed up for the last week number
for the loans to tell you exactly you know how
your damn piece is.

Speaker 15 (48:41):
Okay. First fist of all, okay, I told you ask.
I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
can't talk to you the way I want to talk
to you. But let me just tell you that, don't
call me with the dump. First of all, there was
a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
how can you single out my damn beans that made
you say with all that got food there, you're not

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gonna blame me. You get out of here, mama.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Mama bean says you were the one that made the place.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
You don't give us.

Speaker 15 (49:07):
Mama Bean said it was all this food there, and
you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained, you
know what the day's date is, okay, and not one
other person called me about them beans and by as
a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me. So
for you to call me with the dumb all late
and wrong, you're gonna blame me, probably because you need
a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when it

(49:30):
was available to you. And how you want to call
me with no no, no, no, no, no no, so
you could tell what.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Somebody You're going to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings
my stomach up, and that's what the that's what it
falls down to. And at the end of the day, you're.

Speaker 15 (49:49):
You know, the hell, I hat what doctor bill? You
said you an't having shut So how did the hell
you go? Wing shot?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.

Speaker 15 (50:00):
Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
that means the bill of thing so you can.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Get you gonna reimburse me.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
No, I'm not going to reimburse you with Okay. In fact,
I got more beans for you, since you got a
problem with them, I got a.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Whole bowl for you.

Speaker 15 (50:14):
Okay, how about because you fullished? So if it made you,
that's good for you.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four hundred and seventy two dollars for your bullet things. No, no, no, no,
you're not getting no money from me.

Speaker 15 (50:33):
And I need to go because I got work to do.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I don't know what you got to do.

Speaker 15 (50:37):
Spend it all this time on the phone and talk
about some bean with all that food. So the rice
didn't do it, the meat didn't do it. They had
some other gravy, gravy all these people up that didn't
do it. You wanna single out my beans got of here?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?

Speaker 15 (50:52):
Now, tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you. I do know your.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Momma, My mama being gave me your number.

Speaker 15 (50:59):
I call Mama Deane passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else
got sick. Which I know they didn't because your ass
is full. So I'm gonna call her see if anybody
got sick. How about we do it that way. And
also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call
miss Lewis and see why her dad son is calling
me on the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm

(51:21):
getting sticking side of this phone call. And nothing was
wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong with you,
and so take her accident, clean your ass out and
keep it to you. Get off my phone.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
problem with the bees too.

Speaker 15 (51:38):
Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tom,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got no bodiness getting
my mother number to nobody.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
This is what you want me to tell Tommy.

Speaker 15 (51:58):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell him whatever you want to tell him.
And if you want to gain other people who want
to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
because nobody complains about the being. Give me, give me
nother names, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about
everybody that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Okay, okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me nephew,
Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is nephew
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with heaven You.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Your cousin friends? You got me to brakfall?

Speaker 15 (52:40):
Call what people walking by me looking at me because
I'm walking again?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Problem you Tommy?

Speaker 13 (52:47):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 15 (52:51):
He's a good.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Oh man, you got me. You've got me wanting to
taste your black eyed team.

Speaker 15 (52:58):
Okay, nobody could cut. I'm sitting here like I know,
I get these people back. You weren't gonna get no money.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Show me this, baby, tell me this. What is the baddest,
the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 15 (53:13):
Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Oh my god, gat oh keep.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Cooking bad baby? You are all right?

Speaker 15 (53:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Having new year?

Speaker 5 (53:26):
All right, that's new year and next year I'll probably
pop off at Mama Deen house. Here.

Speaker 15 (53:32):
You are welcome to come.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod Look, we're
gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these podlucks.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Th food police, Well, we need food please. You know
what happened in my house? What you know it's been
doing keto low carbs. Just decided. You know, I'm enjoying
my day, so I let go at at three sweet
potato pies. I said, okay, okay, so when I get
through on a chill and give me a big hunk

(54:05):
of sweet potato pies. Do you know they ate all
three of them sweet potato powe before you got dog.
I went over there and Margie said, you didn't get
no pie? Said no, I was waiting because I was
from after the game. They ate all three of them
sweet potato pies.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
The kids, the kids, the grandparents, their friends. I walked
in the kitchen, I looked at everybody.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me. I'm sorry.
My toe was very nice. Have me some food side. Yeah, okay,
if you don't mind, you have me a plate set aside.

(54:49):
I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates for everybody
or eating.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
What if she put your plate aside and somebody eating somebody?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Now you can't my house, Dean.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
All right, well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck
in your marriage.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
All right, I'm coming up Strawberry Letter subject My cousin
owns the car wash. We'll get into it right after this.
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(55:55):
it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, works, parenting, and more, please
submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEVARVFM dot com and we
could be reading your letter live on the air, just
like we're going to read this one right here. Right now,
and you never know it could be yours.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
So right us, right us, buckle up and hold on tight.
We gote it for you. Here it is is a
strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Thank you for you subject. My cousin owns the car wash.
Dear Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 11 (56:26):
I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless romantic and I
got married too quickly to a man that I barely knew.
Now all of my family is in my business, and
I'm so disappointed in myself. I met a man that's
from another city, and after we dated for a few months,
he came to visit me and never left. He quickly

(56:46):
got a great job and he got settled in. He
has a friend in town, so he's usually hanging out
with him or he's at work. I never suspected he
was cheating on me until three days ago when I
found out that he's had sex in his car. My
cousin owns a car wash, and he specializes in wheels

(57:08):
and detailing leather seats. My husband's escalade is his pride
and joy, so he gets it washed often. I did
not know he was going all the way across town
to get his car washed until I got a call
from my cousin's wife. She said, my husband has brought
his truck to the car wash a few times and
he's always got interesting stains and pieces of weeds.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
All over the truck.

Speaker 11 (57:32):
My cousin figured out that it's my husband after he
saw a business card in the truck. See, my cousin
wasn't invited to my wedding because he is on the
ghetto side of my family, so he didn't know my husband.
I just hate that before my cousin's wife called me,
she called my mom and told her that my husband
has been having sex in his truck and getting it cleaned. Afterwards,

(57:55):
I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
and a bad businessman. I assured him that my cousin
is not the one to be played with like that.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
If my husband is not.

Speaker 11 (58:11):
Cheating, why would he be so upset. I don't see
my cousin hating on my husband for no reason. Since
my family knows can my marriage survive this? Well, you
really don't have much of a marriage to survive anything.
You know, you guys don't even spend a lot of
time together. You said he's over at his friend's house

(58:32):
or he's over at work. It sounds like your man
is cheating and everyone knows it. Your family is messy,
and you are right. Your cousin's wife didn't have to
bless the business to your mom. But you said yourself
that you barely know this man. I mean you barely
knew him when you married him. He's probably doing what
he normally did when he was single in that other town,

(58:55):
but you didn't know him then, so you don't have
anything to compare his behavior to.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
And when you asked him about it, he didn't deny it.
He didn't say.

Speaker 11 (59:03):
Absolutely not, no, he didn't blah blah blah blah blah.
He didn't even try to lie. He just didn't deny
it and said he was gonna give your cousin and
beat down. It looks like your husband is cheating. Not
if he's cheating, like you wrote in a letter, Steve,
that's what you need to wrap your mind around. Your
marriage is in trouble and I don't see how you're

(59:24):
going to get past this one. Let's see what kind
of lies we can come up with for this one, Steve, Well.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
I don't think it's really got to be no lies,
because if I should analyze this letter properly, I mean,
let's go through this circumpedience. Times has this circumstance. See
we deal it with circumstance. Okay, watch how we do this.

(59:51):
This woman says that I'm a twenty nine year old
hopeless romantic. I got married too quickly to a man
that I barely knew. Now I don't know if this
is the definition of a hopeless romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
This is not what this is. I think this is
called crazy. This may just be crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
He might not have nothing to do with you being
a hopeless romantic at all, because you married a man
you didn't hardly know what what what they got to
do with it? And I'm so disappointed in myself. Now
all your family's in your business. You say, you say
you met this man from another city y'all dated a
few months, came to visit me and never left. That

(01:00:31):
didn't sound st That doesn't seem strange to you. How
can a man come from another city visit you and
never go back? Where where he work, where he lived,
where his house? What's what's his least payment?

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
What's it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
He ain't got no least, no way. What how you
just go visit and then don't go back. That's not
being a hopeless romantic. Something's wrong with this. He quickly
got a great job, okay, settled in, He got a
friend in town. He usually hanging out with him, or

(01:01:15):
he's at work. Then the lady said, I never suspected
he was cheating on me until three days ago. Now
here's what this whole letter is about. My cousin owns
the car wash and did I don't know why she
threw this in here. He specializes in wheels and detail
and leather seats.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
So I got a car washed.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Everybody got a car wash, wiping seats and doing wheels.
Everybody with a carwah. Anyway, my husband's escalade is his
pride and joy, so he gets it washed often. Here's
another precrryous line. I did not know he was going
off all the way across town to get his car washed.

(01:02:03):
What what difference do that make where he get his
car washed?

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
Maybe it's because it's a great car wash. Remember your cousin,
specially life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Has in wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
And levers.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
He went over there for a specialty, and all of
this was going good. Until you got a call from
your cousin's wife. When we come back, I will tell
you what's wrong with this whole letter, all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Right, Steve? All right?

Speaker 11 (01:02:34):
Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,
subject my cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Owns the car wash. We'll get back into.

Speaker 11 (01:02:44):
It right after this. It's time to talk about life insurance.
It's one of those things that everyone should have, and
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Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
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Speaker 11 (01:03:06):
Globelifradio dot com or call one eight hundred two five
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four hundred. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
Strawberry letter, the subject my cousin owns the car wash?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Before I do this letter.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
I've noticed a trend in Shuirle and I's responses to
these letters. If a man is accused of cheating, if
a man has circumstantial evidence about cheating. Then my partner
in crime, who we are supposed to give our own
opinions and separate, looks at this ninety eight percent of

(01:03:52):
the time, gonna ride his ass to the police station
and lock his ass up for cheat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Absolutely, and in this letter.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
There was no different ference. But I have several problems
with this letter, all right. So after she calls herself
a romantic, hopeless romantic, meets this guy, she barely news.
Guy leaves town one time, comes to visit her and
never goes back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That's odd. He gets a job quickly settles in.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
She's embarrassed by this because now she met him, she
married a man she hardly knew, her family all up
in the business, and so everything is going right, and
she had no suspicions of him cheating until three days
ago when he took his car to a car wash
that specializes in wheels and leather seats. Okay, we got
that right. Now, she gets a call from her cousin's wife.

(01:04:38):
Now this is where the letter takes a turn. She
said that my husband bought his truck to the car
wash a few times, and he's always got interesting stains
and pieces of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Weave all over the truck. This is what your cousin's
wife said.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
You've never seen the weave in the truck, and you've
never seen any stains. Okay, that's just a fact. So
we're going based on what your cousin's wife told you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Now, listen to this.

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
My cousin figured out that it's my husband's after he
saw a business card in the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Now, and then here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
See, my cousin wasn't invited to my wedding because he's
on the ghetto side of my family, so he didn't
know my husband.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
This is very important information. She didn't invite that side
of the family because they ghetto.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Okay, then she says, I just hate that before my
cousin's wife called me, she called my mom and told
her that my husband has been having sex in his
truck and getting it cleaned afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Okay, how she know that, y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I mean, really, the stains and the weave, the stains and.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
The weed that the wife ain't never seen. You just
said they ghetto and you ain't invite them to the wedding.
Now I'm gonna show you something else in here. It
gets a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
So that's because they didn't come from to the wedding.
They didn't get no listen to this.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
and a bad businessman.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
As he should.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
I assured him that my cousin is not the one
to be played with like that. Now this is good
information because you just said you did invite your husband
to the wedding because he ghetto.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
To the wedding because he ghetto.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
Okay, and so now this is a fair warner. If
you go over there and fight the dude that on
the car wash, go get your ass whooped. That's that's
what this is about. Get your ass whooping. But now
she's saying if he didn't cheat, whise he doing this?
But I assured him that my cousin is not the
one to be played with. Why would he be so upset.

(01:06:54):
I don't see my husband hating. I don't see my
cousin hating on my husband for no reason since my
family knows can my marriage survive this?

Speaker 12 (01:07:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I think you know that your family on that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
Side is messy, very that and this word has speculated
they had some stains and weave in the truck that
you've never seen, and now you ain't invite us to
the wedding, so you must thank you all that in
a bag of chips. So now let me show you

(01:07:30):
that you ain't all that. And I'm gonna tell your
mama he was having sex in the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
How you know that what stains?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
But see, just because she didn't see it, does that
mean that it didn't happen?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
But so then you're going to en your marriage based
on that she has what stains, Shirley.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
The stains that a cousin saw in the back seat?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
What was they say?

Speaker 15 (01:08:00):
The corn?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, she didn't, she didn't specified because she.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
But see, hold up though, let me ask you something.
So does the cousin's wife work at the car.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Washing Well it sounds like she does.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
Yeah, so if she ain't washing cars, how she knows
what's in the car? No doubt if he owned the
cars car washing that his wife is out there washing cars.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I doubt that.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
This reeks of hate for not being invited to the
web see y'all ruining your Well, look, you married the
man too soon. The man might be cheating, but you
go hat it on this speculation. You should have ended
it on something that you knew and not on hearsay.
And if you take it, if you took this to court,
you would lose. I just want to tell you that

(01:08:59):
because you have no evidence. You ain't seen no pictures
of it, you ain't went through his phone, you ain't
got no text messages. You getting a DNA report off
of forensic science. Hell for that, ain't even a forensic scienist.
All right, I don't think you might not be cheating
at all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Sorry, Shure, and he might be. Sorry, Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:09:18):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Done demand, Good morning, This is your.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Man, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
And my New Year's resolutions are the same as they
been all year long. That ain't your business. Happy New Year,
y'all from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions
to yourself. Lot of haters out there, don't let him
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Speaker 11 (01:10:15):
Well, it is the new year and it is time
to resolve to be more positive and healthy. A new
survey has found that the average person has up to
eleven negative thoughts every day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
These include things.

Speaker 11 (01:10:28):
Like I'm not good enough, I'm overweight, or I'm too
fat and I'm not good looking, or I'm ugly. Those
surveyed said these negative thoughts keep them from achieving their goals,
including getting healthy. So, Steve, I got to turn to
you on this one. I have heard you say out
of your own mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
We all have on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Yes, yep, yeah, I've never seen it. I'm ugly, I'm
not attractive though, Yes that's still unhealthy.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
Oh I tell you was even more unhealthy. Looking in
the mirror at your ugly ass.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
And think that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Is really unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Denial that right there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Has to stop.

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
Looking at that and all you see is cute. Come
on out that mirror, because now you're trying to force
upon those of us who know it's something that we're
not willing to accept.

Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
But you don't consider yourself attractive. And Tommy thinks he's
dropped dead gorgeous.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Fine, and I'm not gonna quit thinking this way, and
I'm sorry, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Just say you're in denial.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I don't care what he's ugly behind. See, see, we
got a problem here.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
We're trying to understand where Tommy coming from, because.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
He's dealing with it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
You know, like like you can have a spraying arm,
you can have a fraction arm, you can have a
broken arm, and you can compound fraction. Tommy's dealing with
a compound fractor.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I knew you were gonna say, I knew you were so.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Short and other whoa Okay, okay, let me say on
to cuteness.

Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
Let me say this, when the last time has he
heard anybody say, hey, with your little cute ass.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
I went to the chiropractice.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
Oh okay, yes, yes, and I have been I have
been stretched, I have been.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Realigned, and I am now five ten and a half.
I am. Now I've been elongated. I've been elongated. Leave that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
I'm telling you you ain't got the lackry.

Speaker 13 (01:13:03):
You know what you know?

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
When we get off, When we get off to that
is one, I'm gonna measure my height and take a
picture of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Right, I'm take a picture.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
Can stand up on this zoom. If you stand up
on your zoom, you'll still be in this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
All right, we gotta go. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve, listen up. This
one's from J R. From Raleigh, North Carolina.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Jr.

Speaker 11 (01:13:35):
Rights Hi, Steve, Tommy Junior. I'm forty nine years old
and I cook for a living. I do it big
for Christmas, and this year I smoked them multiple turkeys
and two hams. I make gumbo, jambalaya, barbecue ribs, and
chicken fried, chicken fried catfish, and all the side dishes.
My wife and I invited the same eighteen family members

(01:13:57):
like we do every year, but this year we did
something a little different. We charged five dollars per person
to offset our food costs, especially since our rude family
members invite other people over to eat. I almost got
to fighting with two of my cousins over five dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Was it rude to charge them five dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
No, no, I'd have whooped their ass. They talking about
fighting over this time.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
I mean for real, but you're gonna come over here
and eat, and I'm charging five dollars per person. I'd
have cooked all this food is all you can eat, smogage, bail,
you know, all this ham, turkeys, all this here, private catfish, bobecue.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
All the sides we got all set to cost you,
do you know?

Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
And then y'all bring extra people. WHI y'all because everybody
know you can cook. Five dollars a personate a bad
thing to do. Man, It wasn't bad at all.

Speaker 14 (01:14:49):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Everybody should have said, you know what, you spending a
lot of money? You doing all the label five dollars
ain't nothing if you ain't got five dollars. Man, I'm
pretty sure you just said, well, if you ain't got
it this year, man, hype me up, but don't come
here talking about I ain't paying, you ain't getting in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
And on top of that, they take food with them
when they leave.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Yeah, bro, that's true. Five dollars I haven't heard of
this before.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Well I haven't either, but but I mean, I think
if you tell them before they get there, that's the question.
I think that's better than when they got there, that
it's a cover. Yeah, because five dollars. Man, I'm gonna need,
you know, some poles in the house and stuff. You know,

(01:15:38):
I'm gonna cash out me before you walk in here.
You're gonna cash out.

Speaker 10 (01:15:43):
Venmo multiple turkeys too much.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
I am really mad at him, though I think it's fair.
I think it's really good if he did to be
told them before they come. He listen, y'all, I'll spend
a lot of money every year just to help me
off at the cost not just everybody would just chipping
five dollars per person. It's all you can eat, y'all know,
y'all be taking places and stuff. Everybody would understood that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
Me. Do you think this is a trend because a
lot of people do the same thing and invite people
over in charge them.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
Now, if you invite people over, or if your house
is the designated house for holiday cheer, then people gotta
start understanding it's a costs come.

Speaker 10 (01:16:26):
With that cleaning colls gotta come in.

Speaker 12 (01:16:29):
Yeah, he says something you usually when someone invites you somewhere,
you usually bring a gift bottle of wine and ask
them what they need.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
So yeah, well yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of families
don't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
Yeah, I see drinking, that's what they do. I'd have
been over my brother's house a whole lot of times.
Ain't bring a damn thing but me.

Speaker 11 (01:17:01):
Yeah, it is, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
And this this was eighteen, so eighteen by five eighteen
times five is what junior. I do it big for Christmas?

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
He said, I smoked a couple of turkeys, two hands,
gumbo John Belia barbecue ribs.

Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
About yeah by.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
That didn't even cover the cost of food. Really yeah,
because you got shrimp in that gump, jump in that gumbow.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
And had them.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
Some turkeys alone, had them two turkeys in their hands.
That's ninety yeah icee right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Is expensive? Gross?

Speaker 10 (01:17:44):
Yeah, charge yeah, we charging this year, this year we
charged space charging.

Speaker 11 (01:17:51):
Jay R from Raleigh, North Carolina had started something five
dollars get ready this year Christmas is in eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Up to fifteen or twenty though, to be real, he said.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Really a lot of money.

Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Right after this.

Speaker 11 (01:18:11):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go
to Miss JD from South Carolina. She has a question
Steve about second marriages.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Hey, I'm calling from South Carolina.

Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
JB.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
I just wanted to know, could you ask your listener.

Speaker 15 (01:18:30):
Do they believe in second.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Marriage by being married more than one time?

Speaker 15 (01:18:36):
When you go to hell for it?

Speaker 21 (01:18:38):
Because obviously my daughter don't think that by me being
married that I'm going to hell.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
So I'm trying to find out a question. Could you
please ask the listener? Will that is that possible?

Speaker 15 (01:18:51):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I wonder hear what people have to say. JB from
South Carolina? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
You asked? Can meet all the listener?

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
Are you going to hell because you've been married more
than one time?

Speaker 16 (01:19:06):
I mean, if that's the rule, I can.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Stop all this kindness and philanthropic work.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I'm doing it all this right now. I can stop
all this.

Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
You know, treat my gable well about damn false witness.
I just you can just give me that tablet with
them ten things on it and watch this. If I'm
a man, please, man, what you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
God is a forgiving God. It's called grace and mercy.
He's extending it to all of us for all the
mistakes we can possibly make.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Who told you that?

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
What's your daughter talking about? What scripture does she read?

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I don't believe in second marriages. I believe in.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
Third, fourth, whatever you need to do to get it through.
I've been Stop believing that second.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
You're listening to the Steve Happy Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:20:04):
Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean?

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Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Time out for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
Would you rather have really big front teeth or would
you rather have a really big.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Butt mt front teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
That's what I don't know. You got it high.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Your teeth already be you might we're gonna grab that ass.
Then me and you got the same sized teeth. Union, Yeah,
you just look at yours in the camera. See how
yours look? You the same hip as your teeth.

Speaker 11 (01:21:15):
Yeah, we got two forts and one fore so funny.

Speaker 10 (01:21:24):
I'm gonna go with yeah. Man, but now I'm gonna
be grabbing for no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
They are no grabbing me all right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:35):
Would you rather wear the same thing every day or
eat the same thing every day?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Mm hmm. I can't eat clothes of food.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Cloth clean though, ain't we just we just wash them
over and over wash you just the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
Oh you just joined the military, the same thing every Yeah,
you could eat what you want then, yeah, really eat that.
That was the number one reason why I couldn't go
to the military. I'm not we're gonna so we all
got the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
It's not a fashion, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Like the Marines got the cold uniform because they got them.

Speaker 8 (01:22:20):
They got them spats they wear sometimes, but like sometimes
I want to wear it with my camouflage and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
The white hat like that. Yeah, I pick about that uniform, man,
But you couldn't do that.

Speaker 16 (01:22:35):
You can't do that because.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
Sometimes I just wear the pants with the red stripe
up the side, with just the crispy shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Jacket.

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
Yeah, and then put all my badges on my shirt
that night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
You couldn't be.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
Would you rather be President of the United States for
a week? President for a week? Or would you rather
be a billionaire for a week?

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
B B.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Hen steal some of that money in that week. I'm
gonna go back to it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
But all the power you would have, all the power power.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
You got a billion dollars vote sending him knowing all this,
you got a billion dollars. No is not in my
vocabint okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Last one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You can't come in here. I just bought in here. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
That's today's roundup.

Speaker 11 (01:23:46):
Would you rather coming up in the last break of
the day, We'll have some closing remarks from the one
and only Steve Harvey At forty nine minutes after right
after this, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
It's been a good day. We've had fun today.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Me too, Well, remark too, that's gonna be my clothes
remark because I'm I want to share with people the
difference between fun and joy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Okay, because there was a difference and I had to
learn this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Oh me too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
So here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
You know, as I was growing up, just like most
of us, we had a daily quest when we were young.
As children, we only had one mission in life after school.
We wanted to go play. On Saturdays and Sundays, I

(01:25:19):
want to go play. I could not wait to go outside.
I wanted to go out in the snow. I wanted
to play because it was fun. Now, what I didn't
know was there should be a cutoff point for having
fun in your life.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
But oh no, not me.

Speaker 8 (01:25:38):
I took it too far. I took fun to college.
Now I know everybody that went to college, WHOA, we
had a blast. I had too much of a blast.
And then after college kept on trying to have fun.
There's a cutoff point to fun. And the thing I
learned about it was, see fun, you have to go

(01:26:00):
do something, or go somewhere, or be around a certain
people in order to have it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
To go have fun, you have to manufacture it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
You have to buy a ticket, you have to be
at a certain place, you have to drink a certain amount,
you gotta be around the people that are smoking this.
Now you can have fun if you make it to
this party right here, we gonna have so much fun.
And you keep looking for fun, But if you think
about fun, man, it's always manufactured. It's something you gotta

(01:26:38):
be doing, seen doing. You gotta be somewhere or thought
of somewhere. It's always the case in having fun and
fun is always short lived.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
You know, fun never lasts a long time.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
You never hear anybody say, well, I just have fun, fun, fun, fun,
fun for fun don't lasts a long time. It's a
very fleeting thing. And I was teaching my sons about
fun one day because we were in Vegas and they
were going out, and I told them, I said, be
careful out there, man, I'm going to the room. Dad,
y'all come on, man, we're gonna have some fun. I said,
listen to me. We've had a full night, went to

(01:27:15):
see the fight. Everything was good, and now you're gonna
go out here. Man, I'm gonna just tell you right now,
it's dangerous out there. Be careful, Oh dad, We're gonna
have some fun. I've discovered something about fun. If you stay,
if you keep having fun, there's a time limit to fun.
If you stay at the club till it closed, it

(01:27:36):
ain't finna be fun no more. If you drinking and
you feel a buzz, but you keep on drinking, it
ain't fit to be fun no more. If you at
a sporting event and everybody going out the parking lot,
but you y'all still try to have fun. State is
not finna be fun no more. Because fun I discovered.

(01:27:59):
I taught my children that night. Fun is an acronym.
F you in is an acronym, and I taught it
to him. I said, son, if you keep having fun
too long, it's effed up. Now, that's what fun stands for.
Too much fun and it's efed up now, boy, they laughed,

(01:28:19):
they laughed. They went out that night in Vegas. The
next morning I saw him. They looked dishevel They're in
bad shape. Said what happened?

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Dad?

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
We was at the club. Man dude got shot and killed.
Then the police surround the building. We stayed in there.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
We ain't get home too five thirty. You know why,
because they was having fun and too much fun. It
got fed up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Now f you in.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
It's fed up now, and that's what fun is. They said, Dad,
what about you? I said, I'd like to have joy.
They said, what's the difference between joy and fun? I said,
Joy is a feeling that I have on the inside
that resides in me most of the time. And when
I'm with myself, within myself or by myself. I found

(01:29:08):
that I have a residing peace in me that gives
me a certain joy that I enjoy being alone. I
just enjoy just being with my girl. That's joy to me.
That I can sit up and watch my grandchildren play.
That I can take my family on vacation and watch
them enjoy thyself. That puts a joy in me. That

(01:29:29):
joy that I have is not manufactured or superficial. The
joy that I have, that residing peace is because I
have a relationship with God. God has given me the
peace that I have in my life today. I wish
I had discovered this years ago. I could have saved
myself a world of trouble, but I didn't because I

(01:29:51):
was like a lot of people. I was pursuing fun,
trying to have it as many times as I could
on to have fun. If I could have understood about
this residing piece, that it's okay to be with me,
that I don't need a bunch of outside stimulation to

(01:30:12):
feel good anymore. That I can sit back, close my
eyes and be grateful and find joy. That I can
sit up and just watch TV and be in perfect
peace and joy. That I can walk around and ride
my bike or walk down to the river and just
have joy. I could put my headsets on and listen

(01:30:33):
to some music and just have joy. Joy to me,
is better than having fun. That's the difference though, between
fun and joy. One is manufactured and one is provided
with an everlasting piece and relationship with God. If I
was you, I look for some of that joy you

(01:30:54):
feel me. Those are my closing remarks today. I hope
you got something out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
If not, don't worry.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
We'll be back tomorrow, God willing. Maybe you'll like that
one now, But in the meantime, y'all see yourself a
favor here.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Talk to God he loved to hear from us.

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