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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all, So don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Back.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
A bus boy.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Show, I don't joy.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah, joy.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Show.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You love you.

Speaker 8 (01:13):
Turn turn, got to turn the mouth the turn you

(01:43):
probably got to turn the mouth the.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Turn out, turn the water the water up looking.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on you think that I sure will A
good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show today. Is real simple for everybody that's trying

(02:16):
to become successful on any level, in any arena, any genre.
I don't care what it is. If you're trying to
be successful, this message is for you. Let me help
you understand something real clear. You ain't gonna make it
the way you want to, and you're not going to
make it to the heights that's fully out there and

(02:40):
available for you without God.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I just keep it real simple and clean for
you today.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're not going to make it the way you want to,
and you're not going to get to the heights that's
available to you without God. You have to get this
through your head. You can try it if you want to,
because I did. I'm here to tell you I am
talking purely from experience.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Here.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You can try it without God, and you can see
how far you can get. Will you have some measures
of success? Of course you will. Will it feel like
days like you might make it? Of course you will.
But let me ask you a question, though. What you're
gonna do about them days when you feel like you
ain't gonna make it. When you're gonna do about them
days where it feel like there are no answers to

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your questions. What you're gonna do about them days? What
you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing at you,
turn against you. What you're gonna do about them, days
when you just don't see no way through it? What
you're gonna do about them days? I got the sunshine,
you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends? When it's sunny outside.
You want some friends, hit the lotto, you want to
get rid of them friends, go ask for some help.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm talking about man. They scattered like roaches when lights
come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
we go again, and you can do this without God now,
because I've done it and you can have yourself some
measure success. Let me even hip you to a little
bit closer, though, Let me tell you why you are
doing it without God and having some measure of success.
Can I tell you why? Because of God's grace and

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mercy to us, because of his grace and mercy trying
to keep us in spite of ourself, for the real
mission that He really got for us. See that's the
truth of the matter now, now what we're talking about
nasty See. So yeah, yeah, you can do it without God,
and you can have some measure of success without God.
And yeah, you know, yeah you got your little degree

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and everything, or yeah you completed the program God, all that, YadA, YadA, YadA.
But don't you know something. It's because of God's grace
and mercy that he helps us anyway, well even when
we ain't asking for help, when he bails us out anyway,
when we ain't even ask him to be bailed out.
You know why, because He love us that much that
he would allow us to exist until we get our

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mind together where he could take us away, really trying
to take us. Let's get this real straight. And today
you can do this without God if you want to.
But I am telling you to get to where you
really want to be and to be all that God
has for you. You got to have God. There is
no ifs ads but about it. And let me tell

(05:16):
you this here. I don't really care what nobody then
told you. Are you listening to me? I don't care
what they say. Don't get this thing twisted. They got
these people out here talking about they illuminatis and all. Listen, man,
don't listen to me. Don't get caught in this mess.
Don't get caught in no foolishness. You were created by God.

(05:38):
God created you and your soul. We were all created
in His image, all of us. Don't get to talking
about you. Finish. Cut a deal with the devil and
all you ain't cutting no deal with nobody. Man, The
devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking you
to hell. You going to hell. You're burning here.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's his deal.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I want your soul. I want you to lose whose hope.
I want you to take your life. I want you
to take some other people's lives. I want you to
feel hopeless. I want you to realize that it ain't
no God. That's his whole deal. His whole deal is negative.
He can talk you in the deal in drugs if
you want to. But let me tell you something about this.
I watch these shows all the time, drug inc And
all this here cocaine mafia. Everybody on now go to

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jail or get killed. Our prisons is filled today with
our young boys because they thought they could outslick the system.
They thought they had away, They thought they sitting up
been here and they failed. For the old cliche, man,
I gotta do what I gotta do, I gotta get
this money. Well, the only reason you gotta do what
you gotta do is because, like I say all the time,
you didn't do what you were supposed to do. It

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is but because of His grace and mercy that we exist,
and God is just taking care of you, looking out
for you. Got some angels and camped around you until
you get your mind right so he can get you
where you're going. But now I want you to understand something.
There's a cost and a consequence and a penalty for
everything we do this outside the will of God. That's

(07:03):
for all of us.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
All of us have.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Consequences, penalties and everything that we got to deal with
outside of the will of God. Understand that clearly. Don't
get this thing twisted sideways. You understand me.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I heard a young man tell me one day. He said, uh, Steve,
you know, man, I just don't see how God looking
out for me, if he would allow all these things
to happen to me. I'm having such a hard time
in my life. I really don't see how there's a
God looking out for me. I lived a young man.
I said, in the man's you something, Man, you're still breathing.
He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,

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you're still free. He said what you mean. I said,
you ain't locked up, are you? He said, no, I'm
standing here talking to you. I said, where you get
them clothes from?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I bought him.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I said, well, you bought them with what I bought
him with money. I said, where you get the money from,
Young Joe. So I got job, Mister I got job.
I said, well, well where you live though? He said,
I got apartment. I said, well you get the apartment
from mister Harvey.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm working. I got an apartment. I got a job.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
looking out for you? Think finish finish telling me what
you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you
are you hungry? Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
already had lunch yet. I said, oh, okay, okay, so
gone finish telling me about this how God ain't looking

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out for you?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
He said, oh.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
And you know, man, every every time I try to
do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
I said, but let look in the man some man,
I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say,
somehow you survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive
in some kind of way, but it's still be all
messed up on me. I said, but but you still
got through it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man,
gone finish telling me how God ain't looking out for you?

(08:48):
And he stopped. He said, hey, miss Harvey. He said,
how come every time I tell you something that's going wrong,
you keep telling me God looking out for me? I said,
because you're still here, man, I said, See, you're on understanding.
I said, you've seen I think that you're supposed to
just you're supposed to skate through life. That is all
supposed to go how you want it, any kind of way,
I said, Man, thisesus the test of your faith, I said,

(09:08):
God looking out for you the whole time. I said,
every time you tell me something going wrong, you seem
to turn around and tell me how you survived that.
You keep telling me what ain't going right, but you
keep telling me all these things you have. I said, man,
so what you gotta do is you got to stop
looking at the what you ain't got column and start
focusing on what you do have column. But if you
ain't happy with nothing heating done for you, you want

(09:29):
them to keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail
in the test, young man. The test is are you
grateful for where you are right now? So I could
give you more so we can move forward. He said, oh, man,
never even looked at like that. I said, well, why
don't you take your blessed self on somewhere and sit down?
He said, I think I'm going over here and let
you finish talking. I said, thank you, son. Sometimes you
just got to look at what you do God, folks,

(09:50):
that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
our God, y'all. You got me today? All right, let's
be clear, let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to Horningshall.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It is gentlemen, and you know wherever you are, it's time.
It's time to get great for y'all. It's time to
be thankful. It's time to give him honor and praise.
It's time to let God know how much you appreciate it.
That's how I do it. If I was you, man,
and good night's sleep last night, woke up today, got

(10:22):
another opportunity, and.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Today I'm gonna watch. I'm on watch today.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'm looking, expecting and waiting to see what God gonna
do today. And it's gonna be something good. I bet
you it is looking forward today God, thank you. Hey, y'all,
this is Steve Harv MORNI Show, Shelty Strawberry calling for
Reel Mississippi, Monica Junior and the Legend of Nephew Tommy Jr.
What's going on today?

Speaker 10 (10:48):
Man, it's going on today. It's going on today. Yeah,
So you're not gonna pogize for what happened yesterday.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
What I don't even remember having yesterday.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
We appreciate I thank God too. We're here, But you
don't want to apologize for either.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Patrick mahone character frog junior voice thing. Don't you don't
think that's.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
All last.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
All day?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
You say how I felt.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
But the amazing thing is you expecting an apology though.
That's what I'm stuck on that part.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, because one thing you don't do well, you were
and timing. Y'all do all this stuff to me, y'all.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Don't apologize after like you know, we a little rough
anything like that.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
You're looking for that, see, y'all don't do it off seat.
That's why I'm confused because you said I was a
little rough.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I was.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I was actually trying to rough you up.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Would you rather was would you have Patrick Mahone's voice
sounds like.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
And we said they were the same.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Boss y'all said they was the same and I said,
that's not and I'm telling you yesterday.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
And then he tried to prove it by doing uh,
Patrick Mahomes's voice and his war and it was the
same damn voice.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, do it not do it this morning? Let's see
is Patrick Mahomes. I'll go ahead, super, they're probably gonna
rent a cover too.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
And you know what I say, curvery two okay now JR.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Hey more everybody.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
How y'all doing, everybody feel good?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We'll have a great day.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You don't hear that same damn person with energy? That's
all that is. That's all that Junior just added energy.
That's all it was, Junior, And we're not gonna apologize
for that. You know what y'all be doing.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
The people here though, and the last thing we ever
want to see is you and my home talking to
each other.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
That's what drive was there, especially with our If I
got on sunglasses, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna move
the hell? What the hell?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Cause I'm trying to figure out when you start a
quarterback in the Chiefs that's what?

Speaker 11 (12:59):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
What okay?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
What if the Chiefs win? Junior got a sports talk segment?
What about an interview Junior with Patrick Mahomes. Yeah when
you love that?

Speaker 10 (13:09):
Yeah, hear my questions? Hey Patrick, they say, men, you
sound again like satellite. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Patrick?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
You know we're very different and tell him at all.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
See first of all, I don't know if you all
have noticed.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
He has a sports segment on this show, and we've
never had a guest because everybody he's called has hung
up because he's the place.

Speaker 12 (13:32):
Coming up, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew if he runs that bring back.
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(14:15):
to run that prank back what you got for us now.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
The title of the prank today is Number two's need
Valentines too. Let's go kt though, Let's go oh no,
while you've been, let me make sow some love and
number two come on.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Kay. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to speak with mister Andre.

Speaker 11 (14:34):
He's actually not here right now. Can I take a
message for him?

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Yes, my name is Zach and I'm calling from the
Seasons Hotel and I'm following up and trying to make
sure we got you guys straight for Thursday. We have
you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and
we have champagne that's already been ordered, and I just
wanted to follow up and make sure if you guys
wanted any other amenities in the room. We definitely have

(15:00):
gouts scheduled for lunch at noon, and the couple's spa
treatment is that is at four.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm following up.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
I'm kind of like your concierge, and I want to
make sure that if you guys need anything, we can
get you.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Taken care of.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Wait you saying wait, wait? You say your name is
zach from where I'm zach.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Man from the from the Season's Hotel. I'm calling about
you guys reservation that you have here at the hotel
on on Thursday.

Speaker 11 (15:28):
Guys, what you guys? I don't have a reservation there,
So you say, Andre has a reservation there on February
thirteenth in a suite and launching a couple's massage. Who
is a couple I'm not. I don't know anything about
this I'm his wife.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Can I can?

Speaker 6 (15:45):
I can?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I can?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Miss? Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (15:49):
What's your name, ma'am Destiny?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I pause?

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Pause. So you're calling from the seasons because my husband
Andre has a residentvation for the evening starting with you're saying,
like lunch and a couple of the side, a couple
of massage the day before a bounce?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Can okay? Hold on? Man? Can I can I get
you to hold on for a second.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
I can't believe that. I'm sorry. That wasn't even meant
for you. Oh my god, I'm.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm going to beat Can I get you to hold
on for a second?

Speaker 11 (16:28):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, I'll be Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, uh this Destiny, Yes, understand.

Speaker 11 (16:39):
Oh my god. We're going to cancel that room. Okay.
We're canceling the lunch, We're canceling the couple spot treatment,
anything that is booked under his name. I would like
to cancel it at this.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Point in time.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Okay, man, but I'm not.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
I'm not allowed to cancel. Only the person that has
made the reservation can cancel.

Speaker 11 (17:04):
I just can't. I don't.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
If you don't mind me, I don't normally get personal.
How long have you guys been married?

Speaker 11 (17:11):
Man, we have been married for eleven years and we
have two children together. So what is this the day
before Valentine? Does this jump off day or something like that?
Oh my, oh my god, thank you for this call.
I can't even Oh my god. He told me he
had to go out of town for work Thursday morning.

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He wouldn't be back to Friday afternoon.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
Okay, well, let me ask you something. Let me ask
you something, miss Destiny. I mean, you gonna see him
on the fourteenth, ain't you seriously?

Speaker 11 (17:43):
Are you kidding me right now?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I mean I was trying to look at that.

Speaker 11 (17:47):
Are you're kidding me right now? You're talking about my
husband is bringing some up to the seasons white her?
Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, say, don't ask
me those stupid like that about and I'm gonna see
him on the fourteenth. Don't he's ask me like that

(18:07):
y'all that I hope y'all see him by the fourteenth
and stuff y'all won't be looking for his because I'm
about to get in that for sure? Is he crazy?
Oh my gosh?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Can I say something? And if you don't mind.

Speaker 11 (18:20):
Don't say nothing, stupid, Zach. Okay, because I'm really on
the edge right now.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
Okay, I understand, I understand. I'm just playing. I guess
Devil's advocate here.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Don't number twos need love to goodbye?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Back?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Does she? She done?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hung the call back?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Call back? What did you hang up on.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
You?

Speaker 11 (18:44):
You damn right? I hung up ball your little unprofessional.
I can't believe it. You call here, getting me on
the phone telling me some outrageous about my husband. She's
knowing me bringing something to the four season's knowledge. You
know I'm not to go whoop his I want to
come down there and whoop yoe, and you're gonna turn

(19:05):
around and ask me like, don't don't number twos? You
are out here, You better hope I don't run into you. Okay.
If you see an angry black woman coming your way,
know that it is me. I'm coming for your Ask
me no stupid like my husband out here cheating on me.
We got kids this year.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
Okay, Okay, let me ask you something. Ain't your sister Latricia?
Ain't that your sister?

Speaker 11 (19:27):
Wait? What you're saying that down there with my husband?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, no, I'm not saying that at all.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Patricia, do you know my sister?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Actually?

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Who is this? Who are you?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Do you have to know who I am?

Speaker 11 (19:47):
Tell yes, because I want to make when I come
down there to whoop y'all. I'm whooping the white.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Well when you come down here, look for me, look
for Tommy, nephew, Tommy from the State Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Your suster, Latricia got me the prank phone call you.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Oh you dirty mother. Oh you're putting my foods right,
you have to go and pack those follow up? Okay, Okay,
that's how we're gonna play today, all right, Okay, nephew

(20:26):
tell me yes, yes, okay, have to go get her though.
I'm gonna go get her though. That was You should
feel my heart. It's just bounded und mouth a minute.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
I was.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
I was fired up, ready to go with somebody. You
know what's coming here? She was right, somebody just go
you up. You know what, I think she's gonna.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Be a woman.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
You gotta let me know what is the badest it.
I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
That's Ease Harvey Morning Show. And it's crazy Tommy.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
I'll be backing about another hour. Same stupid, same channel,
same timy. Don't nothing change, don't nothing change.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
No lies tall there come up next?

Speaker 12 (21:21):
Thank you, nephew, it is asked the CLO our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hey, this is your girl, Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
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means Tommy that he's your other boss.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
We all know that, yeah, he's your other boss.

Speaker 12 (22:21):
And all new season of Ready to Love kicks off
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Speaker 1 (22:28):
Looking for love.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
Will Packer will join us at the top of the hour,
But right now it is time to ask the clo
our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey and the building.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (22:39):
This is Deresa and Queens Deretha Wrights. My ex husband
is about to marry one of my coworkers. They have
been dating for almost a year and she did not
say a word to me. My cousin was invited to
the wedding, and that's how I found out. Why didn't
my coworker tell me about it?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
She don't owe you a next the nation.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Y'all coworkers, y'all ain't friends. They don't want she go working.
It wasn't your ae. You not coming.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
And tell you about it? For what she don't have
to discuss what you're doing. Look, she ain't your friend,
and she in love with your ad and they getting married,
And the way you found out about it was your
cousin got anybody and you're not supposed to be the
way And she didn't tell you because it's not your business.
It's your ex husband. Now, if it's sad that she

(23:31):
was marrying your husband, then you you would have full
life to feel however you want completely. Yeah, but you're
not a situation. Yeah, and she'll owe you nothing, all right.
But you didn't want the man, don't remember.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
She just felt it would have been nice to know
they want it.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Ain't no nice, no, no, no, your work coworkers friends.
She just she said, she's a coworker.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
There's some weirdness about this.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
And if you don't know they've been dating this whole
time and getting married, y'all ain't close at all, period.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Because she tried to keep it a secret. They don't
want it to get.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
All right.

Speaker 12 (24:21):
Moving on to Stephanie and Indianapolis, Stephanie writes, I popped
up at my boyfriend's house yesterday and our picture wasn't
on the fireplace, and I found my slippers under the
under his couch. He said he was dusting and vacuuming
and moved stuff. Is he trying to hide us from
another woman?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Great, he was dusting and cleaning in vacuumings.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Hope it would still dust up there.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
It's right, and the carpet doesn't have those lines then yeah, okay,
so twist mouth.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, so that's what he was doing. She should take
him at his word.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
There's no there's no other reason.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
What what that's your your your house shoes were still there,
but they were out of the way. You know so
well they supposed to be out the way. Stop leaving
your stuff in the.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Walkway so he could put that picture back on the fireplace.
What happened there?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I forgot you put it that?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh he forgot? He doing that much dust.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't know a dude that do dust.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
So what we're saying, I ain't never dusted in my life.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't. I don't even know what.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You don't know what you dust? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Dust for dust?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
All right? Moving on to to Darius in Montgomery.

Speaker 12 (25:49):
To Darius writes, I had sex with a woman that
works in the building that my wife works in. After sex,
she told me that she knows my wife. Now I'm paranoid.
Did she do this on purpose? Should I tell my
wife before she hears it on the street?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Help me? How old are you? How stupid? You should
not be?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
It can't be faughty. It's that you must you must
be in your twenties or summer. Wait a minute, she
know your wife? Did she do it on purpose? You
did it on purpose?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I slept with this rear building next to me.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
This is how he told this day who works with
my wife?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Right there?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
What you are?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Secondly, she then tells you she know your wife. Did
she do it on purpose? Should I tell my wife
before she hear it on the street. I don't care
what you hear on the street. How about that?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
You see me?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Who?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
I don't even know this woman? And why with me
that she stay at another building?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I ain't even been over there she worked, she worked.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
In another building.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
I ain't even been over to that build, the same
building that is white, been over there to see the world.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I don't who is she?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I've never seen him, but they're in the same building.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
But you know what I mean, people in the building.
I ain't seen people show this people in Monica building.
I ain't never seen this work.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh it's easy right here.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
This So his best defense is what just one clean
line to get him out of it.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never
seen this.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Woman, Bill Clinton, I did not have sex with that woman.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
He said.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
That's so mad, my man.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, till they found the proof. Till they found it
ain't no proof.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Let's go then, all.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Right, Last one this is the last one.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
This is from you ain't got a picture of me.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Probably ain't gonna win this Strong Strong.

Speaker 12 (28:04):
On Chad's and Philly, Chad says, my husband divorced his
ex wife five years ago, but he's still on the
same bowling team that his ex is on. He said
it's a winning team, so he refuses to find a
new team. Does he want to stay on the team
because they're champs or does he want to stay on
the team because of his ex?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, she could bowl her asshole.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
In the two hundreds A. Yeah, you're easy easy. She
giving you a two thirty easy.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'm talking about now. Me on the other hand, Yeah,
I don't give a damn if my ex can bowl.
Own the bowl in Allie and let me bowl free.
I'm not going down. I am free nachos, I ain't

(29:09):
got to rint no shoes I get. I'll get a
dollar off every game played. I'm not going down now.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
But you're winning. He's winning though, That's why he like.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
We're not winning. I don't even bowl no more. I'd
got on the checker team. I'm gonna get so far
from bowling.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
But he likes winning obviously he likes her.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Is very hard.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, he on the winning teams. Now he's on the
winning team. They got all the matches the down there,
you know.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Then they got them shirts team name on the back
and yeah yeah they high five after bowl.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
She been over enough, you know, keeping in front of
the bowl and have memories doing it on their fantasy bowling.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Thank you, Colo. Coming up at the top of the.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Hour, I should like the way you strike.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Producer will come.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
On over here and pick up this spell.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Will be in the building right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Ladies and gentlemen, our special guests has promised is a
family member. It's got something to do with all of
us directly and most of us indirectly. He has produced
everything that is of value in our culture. When I
tell you he is a part of the culture, I

(30:42):
can't say. He is entwined in the fabric of black
culture movies, hits, shows, appearances, HBCUs radio, television. He is
connected to the biggest black stars in this country on Earth,

(31:04):
and he's here today. He is in charge of something
also that is keeping one of the members of this
show alive, breathing and well, well said ladies, and your
superstar producer, superstar brother and a superstar in the culture,
the one and on it will.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Let me tell you something. It's not a better intro
in the history of intro than that Steve Harvey intro.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Don't nobody do it like me?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Somebody do it like that. I don't care. I was
feeling just okay today. Now I'm feeling amazing. I wasn't
sure if I was gonna accomplish my goals today. Let
me tell you something. I'm about to go out and
get it done. Now I'm gonna get it done.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (31:53):
Well the morning where everybody all right, Tommy, what happened?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Ready?

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Yeah, I'm blessed baby? Season ten, Season ten, mister Packer,
tell you something.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Most shows don't make it past season three. I can
tell you that the show listen se hard everybody's family.
Do y'all realize that y'all nest you tied me heads
up what is now officially the longest running black dating
show in the history of television, the longest running You

(32:29):
listen and remember all y'all told me not to hire them.
I remember that, y'all was like, joby, you don't know
that I wouldn't have first, I said, what y'all think?
They said, are you really sure? I said, well, I said,
Nick Cannon ain't available.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
I'm taking I'll take it, but I gotta I gotta
let them know because we know we got a big
surprise tonight.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Man, we got a huge surprise.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
So I got a doubt from from the Harvey Morn
Show family. Let him know, Tommy, most shows with a
big climatic event, most dating shows. Y'all know that, right, Tommy?
How are you kicking it off? How are you starting
this show tonight? That's my question?

Speaker 9 (33:15):
Season ten, first episode, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Nephew, Tommy Thomas Miles.
I will be officiating my first officiating, my first first
Ready to Love weddings?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
What Ready to Love? Did that? Tommedy?

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Went through all the paperwork I'd have done, all the paper,
all the necessary I felt like I was taking the
s a t I took.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I did everything I needed. Mean, you're a minister, come
on here? Uh did you hear me?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm working with the y'all.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
These well meaning, intelligent black folks have consented to com
now associate. They gonna start, They're gonna start. They not
with a nephew. Tommy officiated wedding. They did. They will
stout mind the body by the way they chose it voluntary.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Will if they not listen to this morning show, there's
no way they heard it.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I gotta see it.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
That's too That's two different people, the guy on the
Morning show and the guy Ready to Love.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
That's two different people. You can't judge that.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Well, Tommy. I mean they are, but they.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Aren't, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Like, you know, it's just how you cut up Tommy.
Let's just be honest with it. You know, I'm gonna
drop another one on him, Tommy. So we kicked off
the show with a wedding Steven kid nephew Timmy, my guy.
So you know how you heard of a love triangle before?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Right?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
You got you got him and he like her and
she like him and he like Right Tommy, on this
season got a love square. I said, I said, what
the hell the love swam?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I need it?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Pulled off a love squared to see y'all got to
see it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Be cutting up.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Billy is a mess. Billy is a mess.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh well, then we finish see another first on Ready
for Love, Tommy may be officiating his first funeral.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Listen, Steve Steeve, I didn't want to say that, but
if we start with the wind, we got the end
with something big. I can't either confirm nor deny what
you're saying, brother, I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Just saying.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Finale. Listen, man, these Philly folks, you know, they're already
insufferable because they think they're gonna do something in the.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Super Bowl this weekend, and I hope they do, but
we're kicking.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
It off in Philly. Philly is off the jade all weekend,
and it goes down tonight.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
YEP, goes down the night. The couples out of Washington,
d C. They come back and get married on our show,
Ready to Love.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
It's big.

Speaker 9 (35:55):
They exchange bows they they had written themselves. It's beautiful, man,
it's really really bautis.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
It really is a nice season. And Tommy, you know
the thing about it is you have done such an
amazing job orchestrating all these very relationships. You're talking about
ten seasons, that's hundreds of episodes, that's hundreds of single
long prayer relationships.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
Marriages, children, all of that, and so it really is the.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Most successful show. Now, Tommy, I need to just ask
you this because me and was talking about this off
the air. Who is your favorite boss, Tommy? You know,
we kind of debate that and we wanted to know.
Just let's just get it clear right now. Let's just
let's just tell everybody that we on the break because
I'm considering season eleven. I haven't decided yet. I'm figuring

(36:40):
right now.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Will you look at look at the time next week.
He's considering next week right there. We're gonna continue this
because we make it an answer. We'll be right back
with more Steve Harvey Morning Show with Will Packer right

(37:02):
after this.

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Speaker 3 (37:39):
All right, y'all, we're back and we're back at our
special guests this morning is the superstar producer, the fiber
of the Black culture. Ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Will
pack up and we've been discussing Tommy's debut tonight. Not debut,
but big opening season in Philly with a big extravagant

(38:01):
wedding that's gonna go down. And now the question on
the table is Will back to propose this. Tommy for
the first time is on the phone with both of
his bosses, one in television and one in radio, and
Will proposed, who is your favorite boss? Now? Will say

(38:23):
something interesting? Will said, you all have discussed this on.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That Well, Tommy, who is well my favorite?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Something isvolved with You're facing season eleven coming up, and
Will has a deciding on what he gonna do with
season eleven.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
You might work at this time, brother, I need to know.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Also, I'm deciding on season twenty six.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yea that since hey, y'all see how he made my
little kids seem small, idea, I got a long way
to go. Yeah, segment Yo.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Man, happy birthday to your wife Heather Packer.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I know Man s s the.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Missus the Queen Packer. It is her birthday. Thank you
so much. I appreciate it, baby, I love you, you
know I do. You make my life worth living. I
just want to say a very happy birthday to you.
Appreciate you, Steve.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Where did you ask her to get married?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
What were you?

Speaker 11 (39:34):
You know?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
You know that's a good point right there. Listen, Tommy,
You've been making love happen for a long time because
I'm old to my amazing wife on the stage at
the That's His Music Festival in front of sixty thousand people.
It was right outside. Jill Scott got off the stage
right before Maxwell got on. And the only reason that
happened is because my man nephew, Tommy made it happen.

(39:57):
Pull me up on stage. Hat has a special We
laid it out so I could propose to my beautiful bride.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Brother.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
You know what, I'm not gonna make you embarrassed this morning,
because I know right now, because you remind me, I
wouldn't be with Heaven if it wasn't for you. Brother,
So I for your job and say we're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Well, we got it man, Season eleven and Ready for
Love is coming up here tonight. You can get hey,
will man? We appreciate you this morning. Uh season team
kicks out tonight in a big way on Ready for
Love on a whole network and all other channels that
carry it.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
It's a real blessing, ladies, gentlemen, one and only. We'll
pack them.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Ye, congratulation, Shirley Carl. I love y'all. I appreciate them always,
family part.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Owner of the Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Boy, go ahead, day rids up. Hey, we're gonna be
back next season, next season. That's how you all right?
Next year? We talk about it.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, we say.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
You're listening hard morning show. All right, Carl, girl, your
boy Roscoe was in the building.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
We're going on everybody. He Cary were going on with
up shelling you and your man Tommy down was up
with you. You the man. You here, girl, I miss it?

Speaker 8 (41:25):
What up?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Girl? You wad like you want me?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I know that right, she's waving.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
That's a yeah. That's what won't be wave, you know
when you're seeing Yeah, yeah, Shore the old head, gimme
gimme what what what's going on today?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Well, Rosco, let's get to it. It is Super Friday.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Friday.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, the big game is this Sunday. Let's go back
thank god, it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And I just got paid. Oh j you might see
me on the east side, the west side, said I'm
going across the bridge.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Y'all hall line nine.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Nine nine now the weekend. Yeah yeah, wrote that for
the old j Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Oh you wait what? Oh go back?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Wrote that for the whole j.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Let let out.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Let's not go with.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You don't feel like it living for the weekend. You
don't feel like telling us about it?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
You do you?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You don't think? You don't believe I wrote.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
That living for the Weekend by the old jys.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
You wrote that when did you see what happened on people? Money,
go to work, money to the wind, the thirsty. And
I was sitting there one day and I was just
sitting at the work and I won't want to wire
everybody happened, Well, they got to happen because it's Friday,
and what happened on Friday? People get paid? And then
I said, oh, okay, you must just be living for

(43:05):
the weekend.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I just looked it up and it said Kenny Gamble
and Leon Hump legendary songwriters.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
And where do you think Kenny Gamble and Huff got
that from? You ain't had never even heard of him
until I was here, really gambling, hunk, what you ain't
gonna be crazy? Huff got that from me. I gave

(43:37):
that to them because they had wrote a song and
I rewrote it. They wrote Living for Sunday, and I said,
now hold on, now, a lot of people don't even
go to church, and I said, about there was a god.
They wrote it for mahay you Jackson, Living for Something.
I said, y'all need to stop rethinking that this ain't
finna be no hit now. Church people don't buy albums.

(44:03):
I love it here like in your history Black History Month.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
That dropped the knowledge. Drop the knowledge.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
All right, let's think about all the performance that's perform
Who's performed halftime at the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Come on, boy, who Prince loll time water?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Give me a little taste favorite Prince.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Purplele Rain, Purple Rain, all I wanta dude, try to
see that purple ring d That's when I had all.
I had wrote that with a bunch of white people.

(44:47):
I had them try to put their hands together and
go side to side, but they couldn't keep the beef,
so I said, just go. That's what came over.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
What about usher?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
You know me and us.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
You're going w because I know his grandmother what was
her name, nurse's gil.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Burse the last name.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Nurse Gill. His granddaddy's name was Deacon.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Of course, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
He went on him when he was born in and
they naturally was gonna be Usher. That's what he got
out there. You know, Jill, he on me everything, you know,
he Oh, Usher, Usher old me so much, you know,
she said, my confession.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
You wrote that?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Hell yeah, because Usher hadn't done nothing wrong.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
Up to the end.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I said, So I'll tell you what I'll do.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I ain't going in the Bible, but I write a
song about it.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
This is my conficion.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I did a nephew and the Frank phone come for today.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning shows.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is torn
between two lovers.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh yeah, I've been.

Speaker 12 (46:16):
I've been torn toe that's really.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Between two levels.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, tell us that you're overshapped. I've been.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I've been tornished between two levels.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Just make it.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I've been. I've been trifling between two lovers.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Was it hard for you to choose. Did you choose?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Did you choose?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Or you let them both go?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Would you know that's why you're between the two shirt?

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Yeah, but you don't keep it that way forever. Eventually
you move on or you marry one of them or something.
You let them both go?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (46:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
All right, man, now one of them?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Okay, let them both go?

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, really they kind of let me go. You know,
they didn't know I was torn between them too, They
didn't know. Yeah, just say, we have two lovers.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
You know.

Speaker 10 (47:07):
When they when they found out about each other and
they dealing with you, they pretty much don't like each other.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
The greeting is so wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Y'all should just meet alone.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's me, Oh that's your concern that they like? Yoah?
Where is you mad at her?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
And you mad at her and y'all mad at me?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Together? Listen, this just be a family.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Everybody found out at the same time.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
This is not.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
One of them's mother could really cook. And that's the
part I think I lost the most. I was torn
when I lost her mama cook, and I showed I
at least wanted the relationship to be able to go
back over there and eat with her mom.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I did want to be and kick that part with me.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You out with my mom? Okay, what was her specialty?
What could she cook?

Speaker 9 (47:54):
Oh my god, it was everything. Some mother chicken. He
had that lady cook. Now i'll get back. I got
over there a couple of time and cut that yard
and got me some need I did. I got over
there cover time.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
It was over.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Let's get into the prank, nephew.

Speaker 9 (48:09):
All right, this right here, this is super Bowl trip,
super Bowl trip. That is the prank for this great
Friday super Bowl trip. We are two days away from it,
super Bowl trip, getting ready to get ready, to get ready,
And I'll tell you something when I come back.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I got a little bit more when I come back.
Super Bowl trip. Let's go catch don Well.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to you, Martina.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Please, i'll see you not in right at the moment.
Can I take a message or something I can help
you with?

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Actually, I'm giving a call to make sure double checking
on confirmation for mister and mississ.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Now, man, now that may be a mistake because she's
going by herself. I'm not going so that it should
be missing.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
That's all okay, All right, Well, I'll.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Tell you what we have.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
We have her schedule. We wanted to make sure we
gave the confirmation and uh, you know it, with a
big weekend like this, we're double checking and make can
sure everybody's actually coming and getting their rooms because you know,
you're subject to get charged for it. And we definitely
have the honeymoon sweet waiting on her.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Who honeymoons? We man, we've been married seventeen years. What's
you talking about honeymoon's sweet?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Well, we got you.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
See mister and missus. What's the name on that?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Ms? Martina? Is that right?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
That's my wife.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, all right, and we've got Tony as well.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Who is Tony? My name is Vernon?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Say what now?

Speaker 7 (49:26):
My name is Vernon? Who the hell is Tony?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So I'm wow, we we have where this is the
wrong one.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
I think y'all got the wrong one.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Man. Okay, did you guys make reservations here at the
hotel and for the super Bowl weekend?

Speaker 7 (49:41):
My wife is going to this weekend to be with
her sick auntie. That's what she told me. Now, I
don't know nothing about no those but you know what, Yeah,
keep talking to me, Yeah, okay, keep talking to me
because uh This is getting really interesting right here.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
She's coming to I have mister and missus Martin, Tina
and Tony are coming. We have the honeymoon suite here
for the super Bowl weekend, checking in tomorrow and checking
out on Monday.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Now you know what this is right here? Because see now,
I said, she told me she was going to see
her seek Auntie, and I told her cool. I paid
for the damn ticket myself. I got my taxi turned
back and I paid for my damnself so she can
go out there. And you're telling me this have for
the MANI reservations and all UK, I mean, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
I now? Uh uh Victor, Victor? What's your name again?

Speaker 7 (50:28):
But my name is Vernon?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Okay, mister Vernon, sir. I first of all, I do apologize.
I'm just a you know, I'm here and and and
the reservations and basically they just got us calling because
it's a big weekend. And you know if you if
you don't come in, your car will definitely get charged.
They gotta stuff.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Well, y'all, bet not charged nothing to my car. Don't charge.
Matter of fact, I want to counsel this reservation. She
can fall back in as far as I'm concerned, this
is the met'll walk up up in here right now.
They don't walk up in there right now, because see
this is this okay, sir, So let's just slow Let's
slow down a minute.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Let's slow down. Maybe that's just a mistake here, I mean,
no man, uh uh hunting them the sweet at the
other she told me no, wonder I'm like, she tell
me she needed two hundred dollars for them hotel, me
for the hotel room. Yeah. Well, actually it's well, they
must be splitting in here. It's it's it's about four
hundred and something to night for this room.

Speaker 7 (51:20):
Excuse me, she won't say that, must come up theren
wedding ring.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Wow. Okay, well I'll tell you what, sir. Is there
any way I can I can call back and speak
to Martina?

Speaker 7 (51:29):
So I can I never in life call back to
this okay, because see if you call back here talking
about this, because yea, I don't know even know me
answer this phone. Okay, this is her phone. She went
to go run a erring for me. But that you
never call his phone back again because see she ain't coming,
not this lifetime.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
She's not.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
But uh, you know, what. I won't thank you, though
I appreciate you letting me in on the what was up?

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Knew it? Okay, okay, mister Vernon scared Slow down some man,
hang on. Okay, now listen. What I have to do
is I have to talk to the person that made
the reservation in order to cancel it out.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
I don't any means, but you're counseling right now.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
But I need to hear that from miss Martoona.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
That is trust me. When she gets back, you're gonna
even talk to you. You can cancel it now. I'm
telling you now, counselor, it ain't gonna be no honeymoon. Okay.
We been mad for seventeen years, we got folk kids,
and I'm sitting back here. No cancelor now. I'm telling
you the counselor, I cannot cancel it without speaking to her.
I tell you what your best bet is to counsel that,

(52:25):
because if you put a charge on that, I'm gonna
drive it and find Joe. What's your name?

Speaker 11 (52:30):
Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I'm Brian, Sir Brian.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
If there's one charge of my critical I will find you, sir. Well,
I mean, do you have Tony's number where I can
call him and maybe you know what you know. I'm
gonna have Tony's number in a minute because I got
her phone. 'm just go through it and find it
because this is some and she gonna do it with Tony.
So if you called back here, you're not gonna get
her because she's gonna be over.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
There with that.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Okay, sir. Now there's one more person that's on the
schedule on the room.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
A one more person where they're doing the threesome.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I'm not sure. Now I got another person on the
on the schedule on here.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
This can't get no words.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Come on with it you want to I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
You want the name of the name, yes, come on
with it. You can tell me everything else.

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Okay, I got a a uh somebody named Nephew Tommy.

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Show, and you have it.

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Please seen it all?

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Coming up next Strawberry letter, Thank you, nep youw the
subject torn between two lovers.

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We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 12 (56:24):
Subject Torn between two lovers, there's Stephen Shirley. I'm entangled
with two women and I don't know which one to pick.
I've dated Lady Number one off and on for about
six years, and I'm deeply in love with her. She
has the ultimate you know what that has me wanting
to be her king and give her the world. She's

(56:46):
also a great cook and she's raised her two children
by herself. I can't help but keep running back to
her because I am crazy about her and I don't
want anyone else to have her. There was a four
month period when when we were a part and I
ended up meeting Lady number two. Lady number two loves me,
and I've grown to love her too. She is younger

(57:08):
and ready to settle down and be my wife. We
talk about having children together, and she wants a set
of twins. I've always wanted twins too. I'm fifty one
and I don't have children yet. Lady number two is
able to give me children. Lady number one is my
age and she can't have a baby for me. We
talked about different ways that we could have a child,

(57:31):
but then she crushed me and said she doesn't want
to raise another child. That's what's pushing Lady number two
up in the rankings. I am torn between these two women.
I know it sounds horrible that I'm in love with
two women and comparing them like this, but I am
trying to make the right choice. Because marriage is forever.
There is no chance for divorce. Sometimes I think I'll

(57:54):
be fine with Number one, and I do enjoy being
around her children. She is fine with how we are
now well, and she never pressures me about marriage. Lady
number two keeps asking me what's.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Next for us.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
Do I choose my one true love that is indifferent
about being married, or do I choose the younger woman?
That wants a future with me that includes having.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Children with me. Wow.

Speaker 12 (58:19):
First, let me say I applaud you for your transparency
to us. I know the ladies don't know about each other,
and you do have quite a dilemma on your hands.
Being in love with one woman is a challenge, and
you've got two loves, And there's absolutely no reason that you,
at age fifty one, shouldn't want a family of your own.

(58:40):
You want children, That's okay, nothing's wrong with that. The
lady Number one, as you explained in the letter, is
close to perfection for you in every way except for
she doesn't want children and she's not pressuring you for marriage.
Number two does want children, but she's not that one
true love like Number one is. You've been with Number
one off and on for six years, so that begs

(59:01):
the question, why haven't you married her already? What's that about?
You feel pressure for number two to make up your
mind and marry her, but you're still very passionate about
Number one and comfortable, very comfortable with her. So this
is a struggle you're having with yourself between wanting a
family but being truly in love with someone who you
said you would give the world to you're deeply in

(59:23):
love with but doesn't want any more kids. I say, yes,
you're fifty one, but you are not ready to make
this kind of life changing decision for yourself.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
You need more time. You're not ready for this, Steve.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He's gotta make a decision. Well, the problem is he's
told between two lovers. He's dated lady one off and
on for about six years. I'm deeply in love with her.
She has the ultimate you know what.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Now right here, we need to put the brakes on
right here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Any time you deeply in love with the woman that
has the ultimate you know what, then my next line is,
well what else you want? And you deeply in love
with it? I don't even know what the rest of
this letter is about at this point, but let's go further.

(01:00:25):
And got me wanting to be her king and give
her a world. She's a great cook and she's raised
her two children by herself. I can't help but keep
running back to her because I'm crazy about her and
I don't want anyone else to have her. All right,
He's being honest. And then there's a four month period

(01:00:46):
when we was a part and I ended up meeting
Lady number two, and she loves me and I've grown
to love her too. She's younger and ready to settle
down to be my wife, and we talk about having
children together, and she wants to send it twins. I've
always want only twins too. I'm fifty one. I don't
have children yet. Lady two is able to give me children.

(01:01:06):
Lady one is my age and she can't have a
baby for me. Well, she fifty one. If she don't
want one either, that's hard man. And we talked about
different ways we can have a child, but then she
crushed me and said she don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Raise another child.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
And I don't blame them. She to put her work here.
She got two kids, she's fifty one, and that's what's
pushing Lady number two up in the rankings. Really, now,
let me stop here for a minute. That's what's pushing
Lady two up in the rankings. So right now, whatever
your name is, Letie, I'm gonna just call you fifty one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
So fifty one. What you want is what you want.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
You want good loving, you want both women, you want
a family, you want what you want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
You don't want to do nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I don't hear you at asking any questions about fulfilling
anything for the women. So let me give you a
way to look at this when we come back that
can help you make your decision. Because these these questions
I'm about to ask you, it ain't but one answer. See,
that's the thing about being a man. I know men

(01:02:23):
because we the same. Ain't no trick to this thing.
You either is, are you ain't. In other words of Shirley,
you either are.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Or you ain't. That's all about.

Speaker 12 (01:02:41):
On today's Strawberry Letter at twenty three minutes after today's
title Torn between two lovers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
We'll get back into it right after this.

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twenty four. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
strawberry letter. Very interesting one. It's called it Torn between
two Lovers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It's let us about this fifty year old man. It's
got two women and he trying to make a decision.
He's got Lady number one, he's been off and on
with for six years. He's head over heels in love
with this woman. Don't want nobody else to have her.
She has an ultimate you know what, and he just
loves her deeply. She has two children and she's raised
them on her own. She's a great cook, and she's

(01:03:55):
just is nothing wrong with this woman. But they will
offer a few months and met Lady number two. Now
he done fell in love with her. She's in love
with him and she wants to know what the next
move is. The difference is she's younger and she can
have children, which is what he wants herm and the

(01:04:18):
first lady have talked about having children different ways. But
then she crusted him and said she don't want to
raise no more kids. And I don't think you understand
what raising kids is because you don't wait until you
fifty one to try it. But I'm gonna tell you
right now, raising kid is a young people's sport. I'm
gonna just tell you that right now, Raising kids is

(01:04:39):
a young person's sport. You start trying to raise kids
when the baby ten, you're gonna be sixty one. Bruh.
You don't even know, bro, You don't even know the
energy that's required to deal with children. But here you
talking about what why you wait this day? Six years

(01:05:02):
ago you would have been forty four, forty five, you
and the woman could have had a baby together. Then
she would have been more receptive to the idea. But
now you didn't wait it because you messing around doing
your thing that would kill Now, this is the part
about you. You donet wait it to your ass is
damn there? Oh you haf one hundred dollars. You've already

(01:05:22):
lived longer than you got left for the most of us,
and now you ready to make this life altering decision.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Well, okay, now you got a problem.

Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
The fact that the lady too can have children that
pushed her up in the rankings. I'm torn between these
two women. I know it sounds horrible that I'm in
love with two women and comparing them like this, but
I'm trying to make the right choice because marriage is forever.
You don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I can tell you right now it ain't anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
That's nothing. Don't worry about that. There's no chance for divorce.
That's a lot. That's a lot. You can sit up
here talking about there's no chance for divorce. You get
that out your rabbit ass. Mine. I gave you right that,
just like that, Just like that, drack, I can end
this praying with some paperwork and a couple of donations.
Damn it, let's go anyway. Sometimes I think I'll be

(01:06:12):
fine with Number one, and I do enjoy being around
her children. She is fine and with how we are now.
She never pressures me about marriage. Lady two keeps asking
me what's next for us? Do I choose the one
true love that is indifferent about being married, or do
I choose the younger woman who wants the future and
with me that includes having children with me. Okay, bro, listen,

(01:06:36):
I could give you a big, long, drawn out speech,
but here's the two things. Number one, you've talked about
everything that's good for you. You have not one time
mentioned what would be good for either one of these women.
So Now, let me ask you a question, something you
need to consider, because see, you say you want kids,

(01:06:57):
But let me ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Man, you be the missing link for Number one's kids
that she has.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Now, I don't know the relationship they have with their father.
I don't know if he active in their life or not.
But you have a great relationship and you love her
kids being around them, so obviously they know you. Could
you be the missing link in them kids life. Sometimes
you got to look at the kids you want, at
the kids is already here. You could be filling the gap,

(01:07:25):
but you ain't. But see you ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
You ain't thinking like that dog, and you need to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
And then secondly, man, now the woman number one might
not be mentioned married because you ain't. There are a
lot of passive, aggressive women like this in this world,
not even aggressive, just passing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I'm just gonna hang in that way and see what
he ain't gonna do if he asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
But you love a dealer together six years.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Number two you fell in love with after y'all was
on and off again because you was out here messing around.
But you always say you keep running back to it,
and you want to be her king, and you don't
want nobody else to have her. Here's the one question
that ends this whole thing, because the answer ain't for
one one of the two you can't live without. And

(01:08:13):
it's only one. It's only one, Ain't no, I can't
live without.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Both of them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
That's no such a thing. Here's the way you make
this decision. After tomorrow you will never ever see this
person again. Which one is the hard? Oh no, oh, no,
I can't live without her. That's the one you gotta

(01:08:38):
go with. And I can tell you based on this
letter it's number one. If you just quit being selfish
with what you want and think about what's good for
other people, you might come to the right conclusion. And
I'm gonna tell you something right now. Damn this you
fifty one dollar, you're too old for this. Here, I'm
telling you right now. When the baby, you're gonna be

(01:09:01):
sixty one, When there baby eighteen, you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Be seventy sitting up at the graduation sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
And this young girl, you gotta think about your sexual
probles because you hit a minute, the clock is ticking.
You ain't gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
What you was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, you're gonna be paying attention to all them commercials
on TV. You're gonna read rock Old you buy it.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
What you got Junior?

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
I was gonna get this out the way. Jimmy Butler
has been traded. He made the tread day the trade deadline.
He is now playing for the Golden State Warriors.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
They have wool.

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
Jimmy Butler on to the Golden State Warriors for Andrew Wiggins.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Woo wow, Wait a minute, wow, they gave up Andrew Wigts. Woo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah he did that, young boy.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew's in Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Jimmy Butler, is it the Ghost State Warriors?

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
Eh?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
God no?

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Wow you well. Andrew Wiggins is a great teammate from
one I understand. Yeah, yeah, and he got some length.
He's gonna be able to help Miami. Jimmy Butler gonna
take old ass attitude on over there. Draymond gonna slap
taste out Jimmy Butler. They're gonna be fighting for the

(01:11:19):
end of.

Speaker 9 (01:11:19):
The Jimmy fight.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Jimmy just fought the whole Rockets team a couple months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Well, you know Jimmy on the basketball court dog that TV. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Now, I tell you what would be interesting if Lebron
leaves the Lakers and go away to go to Golden State.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
There's not enough basketballs at that that's but the great
thing about Steph carry is Steph Curry plays without the
ball better than anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
He'll wipe your ass off three four picks and show
up in just five.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
You can't chase Steph brown Court all night long. Man,
that's a that's a job, because he gonna run all
day long. He's gonna run without the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I'm gonna just go to the bench and tailor coach.
You know, you know he good for thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
So don't look at me. Yeah yeah, right here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Let's go is here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Super Bowl is on Sunday, Philadelphia Eagles, bab all the waiting,
Jalen Hurt the Eagles. Let's go w d A S
one O five point three. Sound like Philly the Meat.
Now with that said, I ain't putting a damn quarter
on the game because my ass is scared of Patrick Mahome.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Yeah, I am scared of Patrick Mahoe.

Speaker 10 (01:12:44):
And this is for the first time in NFL history
that there would be somebody who's wonted Super Bowl three
times in a row. The Kansas in the Chiefs is facing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
That right now. Three see right there, Junior, that that's
another thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
See but you keep saying that stuff, man, and you
you gotta quit sounding like you're pulling for them.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
You can.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Theater one day, don't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, full of all right, I can't see it all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I Nathan to win.

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They go all right, Junior, the refs cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
That's all I know.

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Just watch the whip. Thanks for coming up.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
At the top of the hour, a wife caught her
husband spooning the babysitter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
She needs your help, Steve. We'll get back into it
right after this.

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You fixed that.

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Uh huh.

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
this is serious right here. This is from Nina in
Daytona Beach. Nina says, my husband came home drunk around
two a m. And I heard him fumbling around, but
he never came to bed. I got up about thirty
minutes later, and I found him spooning on the sofa

(01:13:53):
with our babysitter, who's twenty two years old. She spent
the night because I had to be at work at
six am, and my husband drops me off. I shook
them both. She woke up easily, but I had to
punch my husband a few times. I can give him
a pass for being drunk and assuming it was me
on the sofa, But what's her excuse? She said she

(01:14:13):
was dreaming that she was that she was at home
in bed with her boyfriend. Is it time for a
new babysitter?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Girl, Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
You know, here's the alarming part about this. So you've
totally excused.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Your husband, totally completely.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
I don't care how drunk you are. You know, good
hair wire that at your wife?

Speaker 12 (01:14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
But what Tommy, let me ask you?

Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Do you want to ask me? Well, you gotta you know,
I know you've been Huh, I know my wife from anybody?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Dog, ain't it?

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
Ain't that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Ain't a mistake you can make dog now, you know,
I you know? But well, anyway, do you need a
new babysitter? You wake up? You heard the noise thirty
minutes ago. They on the couch spooning. I don't care
who you are. I don't care what size you are
spooning on the couches. It's a little a little difficult.

(01:15:25):
You're gonna take up every inch.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Of the couch. So he was tucked in.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Now, who is that drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
How fine?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Is she said she was freaming she was at home
with her boyfriend. Helpful? First of all, you're not telling
me that you dreaming.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
You're not drunk. Both of them is in a world
of trouble and the husband exactly. And you need a
new babysitter. That ain't no doubt about that, because it's
just a moment now because your husband when you when
you did wake him, he knocked out. Now he extra
drunk now because he know he caught. Oh yeah, so

(01:16:06):
when you woke him up, he extra dru because he
looked over that little fine thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I'll go he didn't, went in the bathroom and vomited
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Wow, this is a mess.

Speaker 12 (01:16:23):
Yeah, yes, all right, we have time for another one.
This is from Chloe and Boston. Chloe says, I have
always loved to role play, and I told my boyfriend
that when I met I told my boyfriend that when
I met.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Him, he said he was open to it. But I
think I took it too far.

Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
But I think I took it too far when I
asked him to put shackles on him and have sex
while he's chained up. I'm mixed black and white and
he's black. What did I do wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
In history month?

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Okay? Oh, oh, I see so your white side coming out? Okay,
Oh now you think you your mama?

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Oh, you all into your forefather's background. The hell is
you talking about some damn shackles? Fall putting on no shackles.

Speaker 13 (01:17:20):
Immediately knows damn If you'd have came in there with
some very handcuffs or something, you might have got away
with it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Most men don't like to be cuffed, though.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
I've had that offer before, you know, to be cuffed
to Yeah, I've been offered to be cuffed to the
bed before.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
With it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I got to go home, but not shackled.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Where's your shallow cuff?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Where do you buy?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
And I want you to moan when I call you cooton?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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And I need access on the field and Bobby better be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
There time time. Bobby got get in a shave though, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, Dog, get you a training, invest in who you are.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Come on, man, Bobby got it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Yeah, but you got to get in shape, man, do
some mobility training, get you the right diet, dog work out,
get some of that weight down where.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You can do some of these steps.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Call him Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
No, that ain't a good phone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Call it his wife. What the hell? Because I'm not
really encarriaging. Hey, Bobby, what your fan is gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Man? No, No, that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Bobby a good brother too.

Speaker 11 (01:19:46):
Man.

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I ain't gonna lot to you.

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Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
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And it's time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 12 (01:20:39):
Would you rather watch the big game at the strip
club or would you rather watch the game at home
by yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Hey, roll with yo, my man, step out there, boy,
I'm gonna let you eat that whole cake by yourself.
Well I've already done be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I mean, I want to hold die.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
I've been pulling for to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
You make the money. Don't let the money make you.
Who you putting your money off? Who are putting you
want on that? See, Tommy, I'm gonna stay okay, b okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I'll be at the house by myself for damn show,
all right, no doubt about that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:26):
So if your team loses, would you rather do a
TikTok dance on zoom for us?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Or would you rather come to work shirtless on zoom?
Which one? We'll take? Either one? Yeah, I'm going by.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
With either way for show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I'm gonna dance on TikTok okay on zoom?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Will put my head on another body and get right
up on hell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Yeah, put your shirt off. Hell yeah, Junior, you know
I'm just you know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Good, Hell well, that's the rock's body.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
At all right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Would you rather like this is on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
Now?

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
Would you rather you cook for your wife? Or would
you rather just you make reservations?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Reservation like my wife? Anyway?

Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
That's that's okay, reservation, okay, all right, And be crowded
at the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
We need to book that. Where y'all going to?

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Where are going? Two for thirty is good?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
You ain't gonna believe, you believe.

Speaker 10 (01:22:51):
When he's booth two, not a table, Junior, I'm talking
about these French fries.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
What y'all don't even know how fun it is. Just
get here where everybody can see. Would you rather get
a Brazilian wax. You know what that is, right, that's
the bikini area. We'll just say that a Brazilian wax.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Or would you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Oh okay now, or would you rather send your X
a Valentine?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Valentine? You can't tear his hair. I've seen that they
take that right there, I get whack nothing. I don't
give you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Damn man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Hey, hey, have a vale day, miss you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Well we're not see take the hola.

Speaker 12 (01:23:45):
Your hat, Come on, thank you. That's today's rounded. Would
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Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Hey, I just found the news and I know him
a little bit late, but our IRV Gotti passed and
I just wanted to send out condolencens to his family.
I didn't know him well, we weren't close to anything.
The last memory I had IRV Gotti, we were standing
together on the crap table in the Bahamas and me

(01:25:33):
and this dude man just had a good time. Man.
That's the only memory. I've talked with him several times
before that, backstage, but that was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
My only memory.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
But man, just a really really cool guy that I
found and I just wanted to send condolencens out to
his family and friends. That's gonna miss him, man, because
that brother was you know, he was a good dude
for me. I don't get into what everybody else know
and thinking all like that. I just want to say
condolences to the family, so IRV got it, man, good brother.

(01:26:03):
Also in closing, you know I want to do I
just want to encourage everybody. You know what I want
to say. Folks, you can do it. You can do it,
you can make it. You're gonna be alright. You have
just got to understand that whatever it is you're going through,
it's temporary. Always remember this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
I was watching this thing on television one time and
they had a bunch of old actors sitting around the
narrow al Pacinos, this group of guys. No no, I
think Jamie Fox was in the room and something. But
Tom Hank said something and the question was, if you
could tell your younger self something, what would you tell him?
And Tom Hank said, I would tell my younger self

(01:26:46):
that this too show pass because man, and I said, Wow,
that really hit me because when I go back over
my life and I think about all of the situations
I faced and how I felt while facing them, and
the pressure and the anxiety that I went through while
going through it. If I would have just told myself

(01:27:11):
this too shall pass, I could have handled it a
little bit better. But you know what happens to us, man.
We get in these situations and we find ourselves in
these circumstances and we just think is we're the only one,
and we just think it will never end, and we
just go, oh, woe is me? And we bury ourselves

(01:27:32):
with why could this? How could this happen? Why did
it happen?

Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
Why me?

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
How come?

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
I wish I never had a We start overthinking this thing.
If I would have only known that this too shall pass,
because it always tells y'all. Now, I will admit there
are times we are in some situations and we think
it's lasting way longer than it should. I'm in one

(01:27:58):
right now, and I'm vist it has lasted way longer
than it should. But you know what, this too shall pass?
You're going to be okay, You're going to be all right.
Stop beating yourself up because you're going through something. Because
I got news for you. Everybody go through something. Everybody

(01:28:19):
go through something. But stop allowing your past and your
current situation to determine your future because you don't know
how this is gonna paying out. Most of the stuff
that you know. You suffer from anxiety from two things.
Number one, you're worrying about something you have no control over.
And then number two, it's either something that's happened in

(01:28:42):
your past or something in your future. That's what anxiety is,
and you have no control over either one. As hard
as it is, get yourself to understanding that God is
working on your behalf that no matter how dismal it
looks for you right now, it will be over. Some days.

(01:29:02):
This tool shall pass, man, oh man, oh man, It does, y'all.
It does, and sometimes it passes and it's over, and
you don't even realize it's over, because you know what,
you burying yourself with the next thing that then came up,
and you don't even realize, you know what, this new
thing that I'm dealing with, that old thing is gone,

(01:29:25):
and you didn't even take the time to thank God
forgetting you through that. And when you don't have gratitude,
gratitude produces amnesia.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
I found.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
You know, if you don't, if you don't start being grateful,
if you don't constantly make a constant list of things
God has done for you, things you've overcome, things you've
gotten passed. If you don't make a constant list of that, folks,
you develop amnesia, and you'll forget just how good God
has been to you, start to diminish all of the

(01:30:02):
wonderful things you've accomplished.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Every now and then, man, I got to really look
at my life and I got to really go, my God,
what you've done for me I could not have done
for myself. You've done then thinking for me, You've put
me in positions I never ever even dreamed of being in.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
And it's all relative, y'all. And I'm sure you can
do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Don't wait till you rich to be grateful, because I'm
gonna tell you right now the things I'm most grateful too.
Was long before faming money Man. I had two loving parents,
I started having children, I was in shape, I could run, man, Man,
I had a lot of stuff I had, so y'all

(01:30:48):
listen to me. Just remember this too shall pass. You
gonna be fine. It's gonna be a okay. You just
got to get with the business of believing. God is
in the lesson is first of my clothes remarks. I
have a good one today. Y'all go shrilling eagles all
the way, David, don't put no money else.

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