February 5, 2023 • 9 mins
Do You Lie About Your Sex Life?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Terrill Kip on Brisbane's Kiss ninety seven three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Come on, let's talk about maps, baby, Let's talk about
trash teab Let's talk about all.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The good things and the bad things marriage can be.
Let's talk about maps map. Yeah, let's do it. Because
tonight is the first of the dinner parties. So last
night was the last of the wedding, okay, And this
is an older couple, I mean older by Maths standards.
They're in their forties, so there's a fair bit of
relationship history behind them. You know, you got to ask
if you're going to come on Maths to find a partner,
(00:33):
you know, when it's a different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right, It's a different kind of baggage, it really is.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So it came down the wedding was lovely. This I'm
really happy with each other. There was a bit of issues.
It's Josh and Melissa. Melissa's girlfriends were a bit iffy
on Josh not sure if he was going to be
the right guy for her, but her twin sister gave
him the big thumbs up. But it was then afterwards
when the producers take these two away separately and ask
them questions, and it came down to consummating the wedding
(01:02):
night right the marriage. I want you to tell me
who you think is lying.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Was it a traditional wedding night or things consummated?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Last night we just had a really lovely kiss and
cuddle and went to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
How is your wedding night?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Was it good with sex last night with Josh?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Did any intimacy progress?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
No? Intimacy progress.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Last night went off with a ban.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're older, we don't have to jump in any of
that stuff, and we've got a lot of time to
get to know each other, so there's no need to
rush that aspect.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I was looking for a big burly man to throw
me around on the first night.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And let me tell you, Josh has it covered.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The way that the relationship normally progresses is that you know,
either you either you get involved in that kind of
stuff straight up or you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Thought does have a big hammer and.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Not disappointed.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, Okay, Well, Josh, Josh is lying, obviously, he's trying
to I think he's trying to be respectful. He thinks
he's doing the right thing that I'm not going to
talk about it, obviously, okay. And she hasn't got the memo.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
She is absolutely lying.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She's got like a series of press releases there and
the other thing about it.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
She's more or less saying, who wouldn't want this in
the first night? Who could hold themselves back? I think
she's fiven.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, one of you is right, Yes, asked you when
if you've had textures there?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They have a few times, and I just said, no, word,
you're lying. Well, I mean, I've got some integrity where
I would pick some things for us.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's that's really shitty. You can say that you and
that we've had sex and that that's okay.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
We're both Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like I would never preeze it like that. Well, but yeah,
I understand what you're.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Saying compatible about.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yet he's going to be wrapped, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He's just trying to be respectful to poor little Josh.
This is the reason why he kept it under apps.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, we we have been into it. You know that
the details of which I don't really want to go in.
It's not in my nature to to talk to that
level of detail.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
But yeah, here we have.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I would never really talk about that stuff in real life.
I've got Christian conservative parents so I didn't feel the
need to kind of shut it from the rooftops.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But don't you think it was being just being respectful
by keeping it quiet?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, look, you're on a reality television show where you're
getting married nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, Okay, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I mean, I also don't agree with.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Her that what extremes they are.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I mean, when they started, I'm sitting there going, well,
Usually in scenarios like this, if you were to ask
someone you were with what their number was, that blokes
would lie, would lie down.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, But in this, in this.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Scenario, like I just yeah, I think, poor little concept.
You know what else was really bad? He came to
bed in some woody pajamas from toys to.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, Josh, Josh, how old is forty three?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
At least if it buzzlid exactly?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Have you ever lied about your your numbers? Have you?
Have you rounded down before?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
There's a problem with my numbers?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Because I have been was married for so long and
married sort of you know, Sean anyway, there's been a
long time. Yes, So I have literally been sitting here
during the ads trying to remember and I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You can't remember your numbers. Are they so vast?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
That's how that works, Jeeves.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'd like to put a number on it, but oh
my goodness, trying to remember all the faces, not.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
At all all.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, mate, he's deflected, and I know that when you deflect,
you're trying to hide.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't think we've got time for anything.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
There, we don't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Don't you take the mickey out of me and not
expect to be reciprocated.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Just talking about maths, and that got us on the
topic of numbers, your intimacy numbers. When you start a relationship,
you often have that conversation, Well, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Because you're lying, like that's where the process can start.
And on maths, one of the boys, Josh lied about
the fact that they'd consummated the relationship. Mate, of all
the things to lie about that, maybe he was saving
himself from lying that he'd had three people. Oh yeah,
just you know, because he's probably been married to the
one person and he I mean, this sounds awful. I'm
passing judgment on his poor man sex.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I don't know. This is when Robin had just claimed amnesia.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Overheard number because there were so few A couple of
rules to this, because this can lead to a lot
of trouble. Okay, have a feel, bloke, And because the
boy were all be asked to go first to reveal
the number, come on with you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I know exactly, Tucker, but you've.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Got to watch, especially if you're parting, to watch her
reactions to go along.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So going with the number, but be ready to change.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yes, so you go twenty tween you and me are
fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Forgotten? Forgotten that dud, doesn't it doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, Yeah, you round down till she's calm. If the
girl then gives her figure, you've got to be very careful.
If she comes with a high number, you gotta be
careful not to reaction and go wow, yeah not good.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
And if she comes with a low number, don't say
what I said was oh, that explains it, because that
won't go well.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
That's not great, that's not why.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yes, you might have been paying terry to deflect so
you don't have to answered this question. But what's going on?
Because you are trying, you are skirting around something.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, honestly, I'm embarrassed about what years ago I lied
about my numbers, and so I was I'd broken up
and come out of a divorce my first voce, and
I went a little bit crazy for a little bit there.
And then I met a girl that I was serious
with and we had that conversation and I so I
lowered my nuny numbers. But then about four or five
(07:02):
months later, I forgot that I'd lied about my numbers
on how I'm like you. And then we were talking
about something and I just mentioned the numbers flippantly and
she's like, WHOA, Well that's not the number.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You so did you add an extra zero?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I halved it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I have numbers to tell me now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, no, I don't have to, but I don't have.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
To really know where are we in the vicinity?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not it's not huge. But so but I halved
my numbers and then and then I got caught out
in the lie. And that was a rough few days.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
While Why what was she because you lied to it,
because you'd beaten a little from column.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Ale from columb I don't know, like when you met
you're only five and suddenly another five showed up someone
on the way.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That's a problem. Give me a ballpark?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, why but I want to I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm like Josh, I want to be respectful.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do I have to ring Naomi and get her on
so she can tell me?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know what's great about her and I. We've never
had the discussion.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
We can have it there.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
No, we cannot.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We don't need to.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Can we just play higher or lower? Playing any games?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Everything's finished now, it was good, everyone's fine, everyone's happy.
Fifty No, how ridiculous. But don't you reckon? Can we
just talk about numbers for a second. Don't you reckon
when someone's been married a couple of times or that, Okay,
they're numbers of different partners might be low, but they
might have done it with one person a thousand times,
(08:23):
you know what I mean. So like your numbers of
your variety might be low, but you've had some runs.
You have had eight innings, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You've done not fifty, but like ten, you're.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Still obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm just saying, excuse, no, I'm not. I'm saying I
think like if you if you met a girl who
said I've been with three people, right yeah, and you
go okay, well, and you go, okay, that's a really
low number, but it might have been with them a
thousand times. It might have been someone who's been with
ten people, but just.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
One your number, you know how many people.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But I think the amount of times you do it
should actually be included.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Okay, are you also going to fake?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think it matters. Oh so your numbers like three?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
No, I think he's trying to claim quality over comedy.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, no, it's an lemanitarian king on Brisbane's Kids at
ninety seventy three
Robin Terrill Kip on Brisbane's Kiss ninety seven three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Come on, let's talk about maps, baby, Let's talk about
trash teab Let's talk about all.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The good things and the bad things marriage can be.
Let's talk about maps map. Yeah, let's do it. Because
tonight is the first of the dinner parties. So last
night was the last of the wedding, okay, And this
is an older couple, I mean older by Maths standards.
They're in their forties, so there's a fair bit of
relationship history behind them. You know, you got to ask
if you're going to come on Maths to find a partner,
(00:33):
you know, when it's a different ballgame.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right, It's a different kind of baggage, it really is.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So it came down the wedding was lovely. This I'm
really happy with each other. There was a bit of issues.
It's Josh and Melissa. Melissa's girlfriends were a bit iffy
on Josh not sure if he was going to be
the right guy for her, but her twin sister gave
him the big thumbs up. But it was then afterwards
when the producers take these two away separately and ask
them questions, and it came down to consummating the wedding
(01:02):
night right the marriage. I want you to tell me
who you think is lying.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Was it a traditional wedding night or things consummated?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Last night we just had a really lovely kiss and
cuddle and went to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
How is your wedding night?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Was it good with sex last night with Josh?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Did any intimacy progress?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
No? Intimacy progress.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Last night went off with a ban.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're older, we don't have to jump in any of
that stuff, and we've got a lot of time to
get to know each other, so there's no need to
rush that aspect.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I was looking for a big burly man to throw
me around on the first night.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And let me tell you, Josh has it covered.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
The way that the relationship normally progresses is that you know,
either you either you get involved in that kind of
stuff straight up or you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Thought does have a big hammer and.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Not disappointed.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, Okay, Well, Josh, Josh is lying, obviously, he's trying
to I think he's trying to be respectful. He thinks
he's doing the right thing that I'm not going to
talk about it, obviously, okay. And she hasn't got the memo.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
She is absolutely lying.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She's got like a series of press releases there and
the other thing about it.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
She's more or less saying, who wouldn't want this in
the first night? Who could hold themselves back? I think
she's fiven.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, one of you is right, Yes, asked you when
if you've had textures there?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
They have a few times, and I just said, no, word,
you're lying. Well, I mean, I've got some integrity where
I would pick some things for us.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's that's really shitty. You can say that you and
that we've had sex and that that's okay.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
We're both Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like I would never preeze it like that. Well, but yeah,
I understand what you're.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Saying compatible about.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yet he's going to be wrapped, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
He's just trying to be respectful to poor little Josh.
This is the reason why he kept it under apps.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, we we have been into it. You know that
the details of which I don't really want to go in.
It's not in my nature to to talk to that
level of detail.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
But yeah, here we have.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I would never really talk about that stuff in real life.
I've got Christian conservative parents so I didn't feel the
need to kind of shut it from the rooftops.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
But don't you think it was being just being respectful
by keeping it quiet?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, look, you're on a reality television show where you're
getting married nobody.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, Okay, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I mean, I also don't agree with.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Her that what extremes they are.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I mean, when they started, I'm sitting there going, well,
Usually in scenarios like this, if you were to ask
someone you were with what their number was, that blokes
would lie, would lie down.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, But in this, in this.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Scenario, like I just yeah, I think, poor little concept.
You know what else was really bad? He came to
bed in some woody pajamas from toys to.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, Josh, Josh, how old is forty three?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
At least if it buzzlid exactly?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Have you ever lied about your your numbers? Have you?
Have you rounded down before?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
There's a problem with my numbers?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Because I have been was married for so long and
married sort of you know, Sean anyway, there's been a
long time. Yes, So I have literally been sitting here
during the ads trying to remember and I can't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You can't remember your numbers. Are they so vast?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
That's how that works, Jeeves.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'd like to put a number on it, but oh
my goodness, trying to remember all the faces, not.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
At all all.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, mate, he's deflected, and I know that when you deflect,
you're trying to hide.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't think we've got time for anything.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
There, we don't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Don't you take the mickey out of me and not
expect to be reciprocated.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Just talking about maths, and that got us on the
topic of numbers, your intimacy numbers. When you start a relationship,
you often have that conversation, Well, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Because you're lying, like that's where the process can start.
And on maths, one of the boys, Josh lied about
the fact that they'd consummated the relationship. Mate, of all
the things to lie about that, maybe he was saving
himself from lying that he'd had three people. Oh yeah,
just you know, because he's probably been married to the
one person and he I mean, this sounds awful. I'm
passing judgment on his poor man sex.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I don't know. This is when Robin had just claimed amnesia.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Overheard number because there were so few A couple of
rules to this, because this can lead to a lot
of trouble. Okay, have a feel, bloke, And because the
boy were all be asked to go first to reveal
the number, come on with you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I know exactly, Tucker, but you've.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Got to watch, especially if you're parting, to watch her
reactions to go along.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So going with the number, but be ready to change.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yes, so you go twenty tween you and me are
fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Forgotten? Forgotten that dud, doesn't it doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, Yeah, you round down till she's calm. If the
girl then gives her figure, you've got to be very careful.
If she comes with a high number, you gotta be
careful not to reaction and go wow, yeah not good.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
And if she comes with a low number, don't say
what I said was oh, that explains it, because that
won't go well.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
That's not great, that's not why.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yes, you might have been paying terry to deflect so
you don't have to answered this question. But what's going on?
Because you are trying, you are skirting around something.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, honestly, I'm embarrassed about what years ago I lied
about my numbers, and so I was I'd broken up
and come out of a divorce my first voce, and
I went a little bit crazy for a little bit there.
And then I met a girl that I was serious
with and we had that conversation and I so I
lowered my nuny numbers. But then about four or five
(07:02):
months later, I forgot that I'd lied about my numbers
on how I'm like you. And then we were talking
about something and I just mentioned the numbers flippantly and
she's like, WHOA, Well that's not the number.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You so did you add an extra zero?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I halved it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I have numbers to tell me now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, no, I don't have to, but I don't have.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
To really know where are we in the vicinity?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's not it's not huge. But so but I halved
my numbers and then and then I got caught out
in the lie. And that was a rough few days.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
While Why what was she because you lied to it,
because you'd beaten a little from column.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Ale from columb I don't know, like when you met
you're only five and suddenly another five showed up someone
on the way.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That's a problem. Give me a ballpark?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, why but I want to I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm like Josh, I want to be respectful.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do I have to ring Naomi and get her on
so she can tell me?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know what's great about her and I. We've never
had the discussion.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
We can have it there.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
No, we cannot.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We don't need to.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Can we just play higher or lower? Playing any games?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Everything's finished now, it was good, everyone's fine, everyone's happy.
Fifty No, how ridiculous. But don't you reckon? Can we
just talk about numbers for a second. Don't you reckon
when someone's been married a couple of times or that, Okay,
they're numbers of different partners might be low, but they
might have done it with one person a thousand times,
(08:23):
you know what I mean. So like your numbers of
your variety might be low, but you've had some runs.
You have had eight innings, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You've done not fifty, but like ten, you're.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Still obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm just saying, excuse, no, I'm not. I'm saying I
think like if you if you met a girl who
said I've been with three people, right yeah, and you
go okay, well, and you go, okay, that's a really
low number, but it might have been with them a
thousand times. It might have been someone who's been with
ten people, but just.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
One your number, you know how many people.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But I think the amount of times you do it
should actually be included.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Okay, are you also going to fake?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think it matters. Oh so your numbers like three?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
No, I think he's trying to claim quality over comedy.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, no, it's an lemanitarian king on Brisbane's Kids at
ninety seventy three
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