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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, Steve, this is from Caramo in Green Bay, who says,
my wife has a younger brother that is a spoiled
thirty five year old bachelor, and he thinks he has
free rein at our house. I'm tired of him using
our house as a crash pad. He brings his dates
to our house for drinks before a date so he
can save money. The final straw was Sunday when he
(00:22):
seizoned my ribs and started up my grill while I
ran out to the store. I cursed him out because
he should know not to ever touch a man's meat.
My wife said, I better apologize. That's never happening. How
do I get her to understand what he did to me? Apolies,
that's true. I never heard them.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, you and another man's house is whatever the man
rule is, that's what you gotta go by. He don't come,
He don't cut my grill on, You don't seizon my meat.
You don't live here, man. Matter of fact, why are
you opening a refrigerator? Why you got rules in my house? Man?
I had an employee one time open my refrigerator because
he wanted a bottle of water. My son saw him
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and said hey man, and I just happened to be
coming in the kitchen. He said, hey man, my daddy,
don't he don't play that. I came in the corner.
He's shutting the fuger. I said, yo, man, what you doing?
I got me some water? How to refrigerator? Don't I
got on the table these plastic solo coups. Even bought
all these solo coaps because new y'all's over here, got
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them in the party pack with these different colors on them,
so you keep tracking your heads. And I got filters
on all these at this house right here. You asked
some modrow asked, man, how you opening my refrigerator? When
I'm asking me? He said, all mister and sign man,
I ain't know you was gonna trip about me opening frituator.
I said, you open my refrigerator. You don't stay here.
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You just came from outside. You didn't even wash your hands.
You're doing it my refrigerator. Man, that was about well,
that wasn't it. But it's stacked up. Okay. He came
in the house. Let me tell you what else is food?
Then had his shirt wide open, walks in my house
(02:08):
to use the bathroom. I got bathrooms outside. Yeah, he
goes in my house with the cigar in his hand. Marjorie,
don't let me do this. He's standing at the foot
and step bathfoot with his shirt open, with the pants on,
talking on his celphone holding that cigar. I want to said,
hey man, for my daddy, see you and showing up here.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I came.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You little fast, stupid food bro. Everything in the man's
house is his room. You got it. You ain't gotta
apologize to this dude. He needs to apologize for you.
He need to understand. You can't go over another man house.
I don't care if your sister do live here. This
this man's house. There's one king of the castle and
there's one queen at the castle, right yep.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah. His sister's math though, because it's her brother and
he damn yeah, your brother canna get cuffed buck bruh.
She's mad about it. So all right, I think we
have time for another one. This is from Tessa in Oakpark.
(03:16):
Tessa says, I'm a massage therapist and I do in
home massages. My husband's insecurity got the best of him
and he went through my phone and saw my schedule.
He saw that my three PM. Appointment was someone named Stevie,
and he assumed it was a man, and he showed
up at Stevie's house ready to raise hell. Her husband
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greeted him at the door. I have never been more ashamed.
Can I justify putting a passcode on my phone? Or
should my husband be able to check my phone? Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Damn well, I mean you could put him pass code
on your phone, but the dude is messing up your business.
You know, you got to settle down, though, You gotta
settle down. And plus, now you don'e went over somebody
house acting up. Bro, Bro, you didn't even know how
this to go over. Steve over another man's house and
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steven husband came to the door. Butcher then came to
the door. Butcher got out to.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow, that's crazy, insecure, very much so. All right, coming
up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
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