April 19, 2024 • 3 mins
Good morning and welcome to the ride! Junior is trying to have a Thundercat convo with his nephew and he needs some advice from Uncle Steve.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and Jimmy ballplayers, attorneys, secret admirers, lunch room attendees,
the cafeteria lady, retired hustlers, gangsters, former thugs, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm talking to everybody who can hear me. Teachers, single mothers, people.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of the night. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are starting it with gratitude, realizing that without God
we will be.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Know that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Understand that. Put that in your put that in your plate.
Chew it up, swallow it. Steve Harkin Morning to Show. Everybody,
show the Strawberry Calling for real. Mississippi Mona Junior, nephew,
Thomas Junior, what's going on today?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Many let Lemmy asked you some unc I'm trying to
have a talk with my nephew. I don't think it
went well. Uh you know he at the age he
got a call, Yeah, starting to pick up girls?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah? How is he twenty two? Okay, go ahead, yeah,
he uh starting to pick up girls?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And uh you know, uh my mom asked me to
have a talk with him because you know, some other
thing happened.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So she said, could you talk to him about the
birds and the bees?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Uh? Yeah, Well he ain't that type of kid. But
I've tried to talk to him about the birds and
the bees. I said, listen, let me tell you about
the birds and the bees. He said, I don't like bees.
They sting My hand got swolled two weeks ago. I said,
this ain't to kind of talk I'm talking about. I'm
not talking about bees. So this is not going well
at all. I don't even know why I try. So
we're safe on that because my mom worried about him,
(01:48):
you know, bringing young girls over there late at night
and something happening.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You can pretty much right now, Yes, sir, did we
wait too late for this conversation?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Twenty two? He not us at twenty two? He not
us at twenty I.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Don't care if he them at twenty two. What how
y'all just not having this talk at twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Two because he ain't have no car. He couldn't go nowhere,
he couldn't get no girl.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now you get a car, now, everybody, what do the
car have to do with the birds and bees? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The car is now he getting girls because he got
a car up He wasn't getting girls before then.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, let me say this to you. I don't. I don't.
I don't understand where you're coming from with this right here.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I really don't, cause I had a conversation with the
birds and beef and I was the owner of a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, just trying to figure out, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
He ain't never had a girlfriend till now, a late bloomer,
that's it. Just trying to tell him not to get
the girl pregnant, that's all amatical.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Do you have a way to tell him? Is it?
You see? Don't don't get the girl pregnant. That's the
way you say it. Yes, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You don't think he knows how that occurs. It's what
you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, he don't know how that occurs. Okay, hell he
thinks my daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is right now, Well listen to you're gonna write this
boy off here because if he don't know how to
make a baby by twenty two, while we're talking about
why y'all made him have a car, all right, he
missing so many damn baby? Why after the baby, he
don't William from the nephews.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
hard Morning Show
Ladies and Jimmy ballplayers, attorneys, secret admirers, lunch room attendees,
the cafeteria lady, retired hustlers, gangsters, former thugs, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm talking to everybody who can hear me. Teachers, single mothers, people.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of the night. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are starting it with gratitude, realizing that without God
we will be.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Know that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Understand that. Put that in your put that in your plate.
Chew it up, swallow it. Steve Harkin Morning to Show. Everybody,
show the Strawberry Calling for real. Mississippi Mona Junior, nephew,
Thomas Junior, what's going on today?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Many let Lemmy asked you some unc I'm trying to
have a talk with my nephew. I don't think it
went well. Uh you know he at the age he
got a call, Yeah, starting to pick up girls?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah? How is he twenty two? Okay, go ahead, yeah,
he uh starting to pick up girls?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And uh you know, uh my mom asked me to
have a talk with him because you know, some other
thing happened.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So she said, could you talk to him about the
birds and the bees?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Uh? Yeah, Well he ain't that type of kid. But
I've tried to talk to him about the birds and
the bees. I said, listen, let me tell you about
the birds and the bees. He said, I don't like bees.
They sting My hand got swolled two weeks ago. I said,
this ain't to kind of talk I'm talking about. I'm
not talking about bees. So this is not going well
at all. I don't even know why I try. So
we're safe on that because my mom worried about him,
(01:48):
you know, bringing young girls over there late at night
and something happening.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You can pretty much right now, Yes, sir, did we
wait too late for this conversation?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Twenty two? He not us at twenty two? He not
us at twenty I.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Don't care if he them at twenty two. What how
y'all just not having this talk at twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Two because he ain't have no car. He couldn't go nowhere,
he couldn't get no girl.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Now you get a car, now, everybody, what do the
car have to do with the birds and bees? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The car is now he getting girls because he got
a car up He wasn't getting girls before then.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, let me say this to you. I don't. I don't.
I don't understand where you're coming from with this right here.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I really don't, cause I had a conversation with the
birds and beef and I was the owner of a skateboard.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Okay, just trying to figure out, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
He ain't never had a girlfriend till now, a late bloomer,
that's it. Just trying to tell him not to get
the girl pregnant, that's all amatical.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Do you have a way to tell him? Is it?
You see? Don't don't get the girl pregnant. That's the
way you say it. Yes, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You don't think he knows how that occurs. It's what
you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, he don't know how that occurs. Okay, hell he
thinks my daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is right now, Well listen to you're gonna write this
boy off here because if he don't know how to
make a baby by twenty two, while we're talking about
why y'all made him have a car, all right, he
missing so many damn baby? Why after the baby, he
don't William from the nephews.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
hard Morning Show
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