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April 22, 2024 3 mins

Pierce your nose or get your wife's name tatted on your forehead?  Give up perfect health forever or give up a bottom row of teeth?  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round it?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Would you rather pierce your nose or get your wife's name,
tat it on your forehead?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Like, yeah, hey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Enough, you don't see it? Yeah, I can hide it
in this creek. I put it right here in this crease.
Wise that color, So I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Would you rather give up perfect health forever or give
up a bottom row of teeth?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
M perfect health forever forever?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Or give up bottom row of your teeth?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Give up that bottom row? You ain't gonna little health?
And no damn tell somebody talk you gonna have you
wor wrong? Gummy? Would you rather know what you doing?
You smoke meth? Now, y'all a whole bottle rope.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You know I don't have perfect health anyway out of
those I'm not hurtful.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, but you're working for the best health. I mean,
if I can have perfect health, I take it. But
I got to get.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Some That's what I said, get the perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I ain't never have perfect hell, I would like to
see what that's like. But yeah, but we'll take it.
Everybody want perfect health, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Would you rather relax on a beach full of pigs
or on a beach full of huge iguanas.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh, huge iguana. Yeah, pigs.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna stay on there with them pigs. But
you know I'm gonna have so many damn bobbycues.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
You better do some bread.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I've been there with them pigs peas that my man
will go over there, man looking.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Steve having a a loue ole. Yeah you said a
huge too.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, all right? Would you rather, Tommy? This is for you?
Would you rather jog and thunder and lightning? Or would
you rather do a five k run with your ex?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
This might be the time I have it might yeah,
it might be here, right.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Tommy?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
What what you doing Sunday?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Get this five miles?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Then we could have run this viso down. Just gonna
be a record breaking time. I'm passing up African people everything.
I'm so fast that this if you the opiles, I'd
have just flew body egg.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know I'm not excited to thund enlightening.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm good you gon jogging that?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay? Steve English running my ass with your ex?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
All right, that's to day's rounded.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Would you rather coming up?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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