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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, Steve, this is from Willie and Gatlinburg. He says,
I'm a truck driver and I can't ever reach my
wife whenever I'm out of town because she hates cell phones.
She has a phone, but it's never in her purse.
So I put a tracker on her car from my
peace of mind. This morning, I could not get her
on the home phone, so I looked at the tracker.
Her car stayed at work overnight. I had my buddy

(00:24):
go over to her job, and my wife was getting
dropped off as he pulled up, so he stayed back.
He couldn't see if it was a man or a
woman in a car. Should I get more evidence before
I accuse her of cheating?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Who? Well, Willie? Look, man, come on, Willie, come Willie.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Listened she leaving the car at work. Somebody dropping off.
You can't tell that this man all woman. You had
your boy go over there. He can't tail that this
man old woman? Now, what's wrong with him? So you
know you send up unqualified friend over there. Maybe he
was trying to lay back too far so she wouldn't

(01:04):
see it was him. Yeah, either way, dog, here's the problem.
Your girl don't want to answer the phone while you're away. Now,
women have better intuition than men. But this is telling
you something. Now what you gonna confront with? All you
got to do? Man, you can get more facts. Now,
you can get more facts. But bro, at the end

(01:26):
of the day, man, look, if you ain't happy, you
out here working, and a woman don't appreciate you out
here working, and for whatever the reason, if she thinks
she feels neglected, or she lonely, or you ain't ever there,
that's the job. Now she don't like it. Man, you dog,
you can be miserable by yourself. You can get somebody else.
It's some women that will wait on you, support you,

(01:47):
be at the house when you get there, love you
when you get home, and.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
All this here. So that's my advice. I'm not staying
with nobody, don't want me? Yeah, don't overnight kind of
tell it all though, Yeah, spending another where you going?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You ain't going over your girl's house over night, leaving
your car in the driveway. What woman leaves her car
at work and go with her girlfriend overnight and he
get dropped off at work in the month?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Fair? Please stop?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And who has who hates cell phones?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Because ain't no woman finna take you back to work
in the morning, right right right?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Me on the paper, girl, bring your car.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I ain't finna drive over there because I'm gonna be
running late. I gotta do my hair, get to make
up on, drop the kids off.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Not right right? Come on, Willie? Come all right? Next
for ship.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
All right, we have a time for another one, Steve.
This is from Kay and Fredericksburg. She says, my brother's
wife constantly keeps up mess within our family, and her
focus turned to me after she came over to my
house and it was a mess because I have a
messy toddler. She told the family that I have a
nasty house and she doesn't want her kids at my house.
So I cursed her out at my parents house Sunday.

(03:01):
I got so angry that I blurted out that her
husband told me she is always musty.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
My brother.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
My brother denied it, but he did tell me that
she stinks. But he's mad at me. How can he
take his wife's side and not his blood.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well that's easy because he got to sleep a little
funky what's her name on?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I know gonna here? Will you sitting here talking about
I got a ragged ass house. I got a messy
house and your whole body messy. No you Finn, fine
this house soon as I can't wait to share this
not Harold said you stink. Oh I'm sorry. He didn't
want me to tell you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I said,
I'm sorry. I'm not taking my kids over there. Don't

(03:54):
bring the little ragged ass kids over here. That's cool,
But you need to wash under arms. See it needs
to wash under your arms. You know.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You need. You need to try some tussy or something.
You need to rub on.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You gotta stop that little spray Let's brain ain't working
for you, Dolly ain't enough. You gotta qut use a
secret youse so funky secret told on you. You got
you gotta quit using secret. All right, you need some
manly stuff?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh oh brutes?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What's what?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
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