Would You Rather

Drive from NY to LA or fly in the middle seat, back of the plane?  Compete in bodybuilding contest or be a part time stripper?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather drive from New York to l a
drive or would you rather fly in a middle seat
in the back of the planet.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, I'm taking both arm wrisks. I know that, but
you're gonna be by I'm talking about I'm strong with
my elbow.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I know that elbow game. Strong, middle seat, middle seed
in the bag. I don't want that drive. Drive three
day coast.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You can stop at BUCkies though, Yeah, you just slurfre smock.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Or can you BUCkies in New York?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
In la O.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Chops? You got to get that chop brisk going to Bard?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
What about you, Steve?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Drive from New York to la or fly.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I take kind of time.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I'm gonna get in that middle seat, but I'm gonna
buy him two other seat stuff that he got a
whole RoAF. Yes, I'm gonna know who's sitting there. I'm
about a middle seat. I'm about that isle in that window. Yeah,
I'll be in the middle seat.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Would you rather shower without using soap or brush your
teeth without using toothpaste them?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You're not accomplishing anything? Well, what is your end game?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I'm gonna take the shower without the soap, because if
you do it right.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You can still get clean.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
You know, you can get the funk off of you
and nothing you can get out your mouth without you guys,
to get something up in your mouth down. You can't watch.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You can't have no water in there talking about I
brushed my teeth. I know you could, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Would you rather compete in a bodybuilding cond or would
you rather be a part time stripper?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Either way, we ain't got the kind of bodies. I
say you one thing.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I ain't gonna win the competition, but I showed can
make something work as a stripper. I'mna be a lazy,
fat stripper, but it's working.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
But I tell you right now, Jun, I don't go
to mail strip shows, but when you come out, I
want to be that.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I just want to be on row three.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're gonna compete in the bodybuilding or you're gonna.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Be I'm gonna get in this body building. They're gonna
be laughing either way.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
So hell, I'll tell you right now, stripper ain't a
good look. I'm gonna just tell you that right now.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Like this mine, but I'm gonna tell you, Miss Margaret
gonna be so entertained with me, I got.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Miss Margaret. Steve, you should have picked the difference. Yeah, no, no,
she gonna be old, but she gonna love me.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right, that's today's round, though, I feel the hold
of though.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh they joke off now our last break up.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
The day I thought it was day margin And what
are we doing if? Old the problem?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show