Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time now for a round. And would you rather?
Would you rather live a long life in poverty or
very short life but rich.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Long Poe ass man or short rich none? I have
the perfect answer.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's the perfect answer?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I already know that I've lived longer than I've got
So you can hand me this shot rich as life
and gone let me ride it on out.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
If we start from today.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm sixty seven, I've already been here longer than I
got left. I got I got forty maybe thirty eight
years left. That's short compared to the time I've.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Been here, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, so I take this shot rich life.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Going about your business roll jor yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You probably got a little bit longer to go than
you've lived, so the choices old.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna take b short life and rich. Okay,
all right, junior, listen to me, man, you you need
to try this healthy thing.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh and just be poping good.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You're gonna get to live long. And if you live long,
you're healthy. Okay, Okay, can it quit listening to me sometimes?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, you're a mentor? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But I'm two years older than him? To vote for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right, you're you're in a gladiator ring. Okay, So
would you rather fight a lion or would you rather
fight a rhino? Who? Mhm, rhinos? They both humongous? Yeah,
the slowest, I would say, the rhino.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, lyon, a rhino would do two things to you,
trample you and stab you with his hord.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, the lion will kill you
for real.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to be run around throwing plants at the
right All right.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Would you rather have a headache every day for the
rest of your life? Or would you rather have a
cough every day for the rest of your life?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A headache?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Cough that headache, headache? Yeah, for the rest of you
to be crazy, you rather have a cough? Get rid
of the cough? How many top tops? At least? Happy sleep?
That's today's rather would you rather hill? We up in

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