May 2, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news.
The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. In Louisville, the met
Gala is this Monday, and Charles Barkley has apologized to
Beyonce's mother. We'll talk about all of these stories at
the top of the hour, but right now it is
time to ask the clo. This is from Lashanda in Savannah.
(00:22):
Lashanda writes, I was out Friday, and so is my
friend's husband. As I left the bar, he walked me
to my car as he should have. My friend has
a story twisted and she thinks he flirted with me.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
How can she believe a rumor over what we both
told her? Well, you know that's a very true statement.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The problem is she's having problems with suspicion of other
things with her husband, and now you've fallen into line
with it, which has caused her to be insecure. She's
going to always find something wrong in anything he does
us because of prior prior infractions, so to say, so,
(01:06):
it's not for you to try to convince her. You
stated the case, not just back upstairs the way and
stay away from her husband at all costs because he
is under the microscope.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He's being watched, and now.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Walk your own self to your car next time. Anybody
walking your eye. But the man should have walked her
to the car. He really should have walked her to
the car. But he's gonna pay for that. Car walking,
car law.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Walking, car walking, the crime all.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
As all those are cheater infractions. Car walking does opening.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He'll pull it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You ask her what flow she wanted to go to
on the elevator and press the button?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Baby, the woman, I was just standing by the buttons.
I asked to what flow? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Why you got the Why you got to make sure
everybody getting where they need to go?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
See it happened? What's wrong with her fingers? She came, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh. Moving on to Sandra Anne in Tampa. Sandra Ann says,
my twin sister was an adult film star five years ago.
She's moving back home closer to me, and she thinks
her reputation was wiped clean after her baptism. Should I
tell her how hurt and ashamed I was? Or have
I let too much time go by?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well the baptism, you was, she was wiped clean in
the sight of God. Yeah, God forgiving God, Now you
have totally been a you know, forgiven by God that
them films thought they're still.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like ever last.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, cyber Space, you are an adult film star in
a twin girl.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I just saw you. You ain't seen me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Noamn, s I got a twin sister? How that sign?
How that sign? So you know it's it's a part
of it. I mean, lady, you have to work that
out in your own mind. She got baptized, she turned
her life around. She has every right to do that. Now,
(03:26):
if I were you, when she moved into town, I
moved somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's what I would do, if you don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
If you know, man, can they all send us a
tapes so we can see how much the Lord has delivered.
You can we at least see where it's coming.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now. Nobody want to see nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's why nobody, right you JD and Gary Steve says.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I have a new neighbor that is single and beautiful.
I also just met a girl online that I'm vibing with.
I want to see what's up with my neighbor because
she's more convenient. The girl that I met online lives
in Chicago. What would you do in this situation?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'll be next door with that cup of sugar.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'll be over there with my lawn more dog, Oh
dog dog, I'm next door. I don't even understand what
you're talking about. Chicago for.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Vibing with her, you know they're cool our vibe.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We vibe online this evening.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But today though, I'm over here cutting this grass, cheving
these hedges. I'm over I'm I'm I'm ringing the dough
bell for Amazon.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How your package is here? I'm all in the ring tone,
I'm in the dough bell, fish in my hair. Yeah, uh,
this this and now, not one mom concerned about one
statement he made.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What was the convenience?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, yes, don't ever get in a relationship cause it's convenient.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's because that's gonna wear off so fast. Ah huh.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That's a two way street with that one.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm next door in Chicago. I'm both all right, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I have created a new section segment for you because
so you can stay out of c l O.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I have a well listen, very popular settlement. You know
how people get n f T s. You know n
f ts, you know new.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
No you get you know you know you n f
T you know n f T you know, like bigcoin
like you know, yeah, yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
N FT instead of CLO, which is Chief Love Officer,
we have a new segment called n f T.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It means it not for.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Tommy because all you want to do is look at video.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, that's all yelling nasty.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Let us see your phone, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Last one, Steve Flint Flint and Johannesburg says, I met
a man that has a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Wait is that flirt?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Her name is Flirt? Oh okay, Flirt and Johannesburg says,
I met a man that has a lot of money,
but he doesn't like to share it with me. He
doesn't splurge on dinners, and he hasn't given me any
money since we started dating back in August. What would
I would I look like a gold digger if I
told him I like to be spoiled? That's her question?
(07:00):
Flirts her name.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, see it's you're a little late, but I'm gonna
explain something to you. You don't have to tell a
man you like to be spoiled. You have to behave
in a certain way that requires that a man spoils you.
But you have to disguise the spoil, okay, instead of
using the word spoiled and just slowly put him out there, Hey, sweetish,
(07:28):
so we're going to dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Where are we going tonight?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And then he'll say I'm picking out And then you say, hey,
have you thought about have you tried this place right here?
It sure would be nice to try that place I
heard it was really really nice. He gonna go, yeah,
let me take you that. Then you're gonna say, you know,
try da da da da dada, you know, and just
you introduce him to the spoiled world with simple, simple expectations,
(07:56):
but lower them and after a while you would train
a man just boil you without having to introduce it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You better drop the knowledge of lamed Harvey Jools allright,
coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainments for you right after this.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What I was just gonna say, I'm not gonna say nothing.
That's all. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're listening hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news.
The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. In Louisville, the met
Gala is this Monday, and Charles Barkley has apologized to
Beyonce's mother. We'll talk about all of these stories at
the top of the hour, but right now it is
time to ask the clo. This is from Lashanda in Savannah.
(00:22):
Lashanda writes, I was out Friday, and so is my
friend's husband. As I left the bar, he walked me
to my car as he should have. My friend has
a story twisted and she thinks he flirted with me.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
How can she believe a rumor over what we both
told her? Well, you know that's a very true statement.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The problem is she's having problems with suspicion of other
things with her husband, and now you've fallen into line
with it, which has caused her to be insecure. She's
going to always find something wrong in anything he does
us because of prior prior infractions, so to say, so,
(01:06):
it's not for you to try to convince her. You
stated the case, not just back upstairs the way and
stay away from her husband at all costs because he
is under the microscope.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He's being watched, and now.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Walk your own self to your car next time. Anybody
walking your eye. But the man should have walked her
to the car. He really should have walked her to
the car. But he's gonna pay for that. Car walking,
car law.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Walking, car walking, the crime all.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
As all those are cheater infractions. Car walking does opening.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He'll pull it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You ask her what flow she wanted to go to
on the elevator and press the button?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Baby, the woman, I was just standing by the buttons.
I asked to what flow? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Why you got the Why you got to make sure
everybody getting where they need to go?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
See it happened? What's wrong with her fingers? She came, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh. Moving on to Sandra Anne in Tampa. Sandra Ann says,
my twin sister was an adult film star five years ago.
She's moving back home closer to me, and she thinks
her reputation was wiped clean after her baptism. Should I
tell her how hurt and ashamed I was? Or have
I let too much time go by?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well the baptism, you was, she was wiped clean in
the sight of God. Yeah, God forgiving God, Now you
have totally been a you know, forgiven by God that
them films thought they're still.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like ever last.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, cyber Space, you are an adult film star in
a twin girl.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I just saw you. You ain't seen me?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Noamn, s I got a twin sister? How that sign?
How that sign? So you know it's it's a part
of it. I mean, lady, you have to work that
out in your own mind. She got baptized, she turned
her life around. She has every right to do that. Now,
(03:26):
if I were you, when she moved into town, I
moved somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's what I would do, if you don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
If you know, man, can they all send us a
tapes so we can see how much the Lord has delivered.
You can we at least see where it's coming.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now. Nobody want to see nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's why nobody, right you JD and Gary Steve says.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I have a new neighbor that is single and beautiful.
I also just met a girl online that I'm vibing with.
I want to see what's up with my neighbor because
she's more convenient. The girl that I met online lives
in Chicago. What would you do in this situation?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'll be next door with that cup of sugar.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'll be over there with my lawn more dog, Oh
dog dog, I'm next door. I don't even understand what
you're talking about. Chicago for.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Vibing with her, you know they're cool our vibe.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We vibe online this evening.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But today though, I'm over here cutting this grass, cheving
these hedges. I'm over I'm I'm I'm ringing the dough
bell for Amazon.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How your package is here? I'm all in the ring tone,
I'm in the dough bell, fish in my hair. Yeah, uh,
this this and now, not one mom concerned about one
statement he made.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What was the convenience?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yes, yes, don't ever get in a relationship cause it's convenient.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's because that's gonna wear off so fast. Ah huh.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That's a two way street with that one.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm next door in Chicago. I'm both all right, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I have created a new section segment for you because
so you can stay out of c l O.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I have a well listen, very popular settlement. You know
how people get n f T s. You know n
f ts, you know new.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
No you get you know you know you n f
T you know n f T you know, like bigcoin
like you know, yeah, yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
N FT instead of CLO, which is Chief Love Officer,
we have a new segment called n f T.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It means it not for.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Tommy because all you want to do is look at video.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, that's all yelling nasty.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Let us see your phone, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Last one, Steve Flint Flint and Johannesburg says, I met
a man that has a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Wait is that flirt?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Her name is Flirt? Oh okay, Flirt and Johannesburg says,
I met a man that has a lot of money,
but he doesn't like to share it with me. He
doesn't splurge on dinners, and he hasn't given me any
money since we started dating back in August. What would
I would I look like a gold digger if I
told him I like to be spoiled? That's her question?
(07:00):
Flirts her name.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, see it's you're a little late, but I'm gonna
explain something to you. You don't have to tell a
man you like to be spoiled. You have to behave
in a certain way that requires that a man spoils you.
But you have to disguise the spoil, okay, instead of
using the word spoiled and just slowly put him out there, Hey, sweetish,
(07:28):
so we're going to dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Where are we going tonight?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And then he'll say I'm picking out And then you say, hey,
have you thought about have you tried this place right here?
It sure would be nice to try that place I
heard it was really really nice. He gonna go, yeah,
let me take you that. Then you're gonna say, you know,
try da da da da dada, you know, and just
you introduce him to the spoiled world with simple, simple expectations,
(07:56):
but lower them and after a while you would train
a man just boil you without having to introduce it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You better drop the knowledge of lamed Harvey Jools allright,
coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainments for you right after this.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What I was just gonna say, I'm not gonna say nothing.
That's all. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1 (08:22):
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