May 3, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, I specially guess today as a family member,
we haven't heard from a man and quite some time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He's a stand up.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
He's an actor in one of my favorite TV shows
of all time, Breaking Band, and.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
A few other shows.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Y'all joining us is the one and only, my man,
my friend, my neighbor, the one in only Leavell Crawford
good money them back, Lavelle Crawford, your neighbor is my neighbor.
I heard this white lady at the grocery store say
all the comedians are moving here. I say, it's just
too we just have to have a name, just too well.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know, with it one more extra, you know, it's
already too many, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So La Bella's going down. Man, this Sunday, Man, we
got the show. Let there be laughs. It's part of
the Netflix is a joke comedy festival.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Man, what can we expect?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't know what they can expect from me because
they're supposed to be clean.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But what can they expect from you?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh? Man? I did church shows before. I know I
know better because of that, you know, I just keep
it straight, you know how it is how you act
when you're in front It's just like being in front
of white folks at the courthouse. You know, you keep
your attitude. God, you know what I'm saying. I'm surprised
(01:22):
I was invited on this too. I was like, who's
talking about? Can do clean? But I said, who show
is this? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So now listen, broll.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
We got a family member that has definitely slipped up before,
definitely had slipped up in any of your shows.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Have you ever slipped up? I ain't gonna name his
name that has slipped up at a clean comedy show.
I'm not gonna name it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You I know, see because yeah yeah see hey, I
know I know you. I know family. You can you
cuts with your eyes? You know what I'm saying. I'd
be like, I'll be looking at Stephen, I know you
(02:04):
called him a dumb blanky blank right down on the show.
I can look at his eyes he because it ain't
see you can't cut with your eyes. I know you
cut with your ass.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, very much. So yeah, idiot at a church show.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Have you you know I ain't never, I ain't never.
I ain't never. I don't think I have now.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
On the who it was?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I tried to be nice when me and mister Brown
went at it because I know you'd like damn lie,
but we wasn't. When I was just on the regular part,
I just went on gone you know as let it go,
even you're hon the animal the show.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't think so not at the church. Now, if
he was at a church function, I might have slipped
up a bed at the A word, but not. I
don't try to go too far, you know because because
you know, you know Black Church and they they already watching.
You know, he cut on his regular show like he's
gonna turn this to a because and wearing wolf or
something and go to rap. I will act a dog
(03:12):
gone food, just like every other Christian actors had to
go to RAF bring him back to kicking, Miss Williams.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wash your mouth, hey man.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We also got we got Fred Hammond, who's actually the
musical hosts man.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Fred. I keep saying he's a guy, walk it is Fred.
I always get all these uh junkie guys, little singers
all mixed up. You know, I just got Red.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Fred absolutely, did.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You know you know, you know all the ones that
can seen from the chair, you know, you know they
don't have to get up to that. You know, you know,
you know when you when you're big and you can
hit that note from the chair. You know, you got guys,
but you got most of the time. You gotta stretch
your belly and your loves to do that. You got
(04:15):
to stand up. But they need they lean to the sile.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They sounds like, what's what's the guy saying something about
the name.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Sallen?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
God that is so.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But you get seen.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
From the chair with a boult gris right there right
on the slide and scramblings with Jeeves and he would
he would lead to side right just right, he great
and just go right there.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh man. So just just so y'all know this show
is geared towards family, you know, unit even coming together.
That's what this is for. That's what the cleanand show
is all about. Which is all this tommon, No, no,
that that ain't my check. Don't look like that now
it ain't taking it. They better not be. There's gonna
(05:12):
be some cussing if they take. And I'm telling that
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You know they you know, sometimes they give you a
drop of money and say, well, we all have the
right to get your likeness, you.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Know, yeah, you know, but we better read that fine print.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you know it's a good thing though. I
think you know, I wish you had a little footage
so people wouldn't be thinking you acusted moms to life,
you know, But I mean, you know where in comedy
is now shoot, you can't say nothing. You can't a
call person a mama or sir no more without getting canceled.
So you know, because it is the last thing on
(05:52):
my mind. Got to get your pronouns right now, fellas
and I I never did good at angles. I don't
even know what the adjective is. Cousin, cousin, new baby
ave this nighbor adjitive came into the world Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's going down Sunday night, y'all at the YouTube Theater
in Los Angeles in Inglewood. Tickets are still on sale.
Come on out and see this food we got care
of on stage. We got Tony Bacon, we got JJ Williamson,
we got Fred Hammond. Hosted by yours true lack nephew
Tommy YouTube Theater, Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Don't miss it all right, man, see you on Sunday.
What's up you're listening Morning Show
All right, I specially guess today as a family member,
we haven't heard from a man and quite some time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He's a stand up.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
He's an actor in one of my favorite TV shows
of all time, Breaking Band, and.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
A few other shows.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Y'all joining us is the one and only, my man,
my friend, my neighbor, the one in only Leavell Crawford
good money them back, Lavelle Crawford, your neighbor is my neighbor.
I heard this white lady at the grocery store say
all the comedians are moving here. I say, it's just
too we just have to have a name, just too well.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know, with it one more extra, you know, it's
already too many, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So La Bella's going down. Man, this Sunday, Man, we
got the show. Let there be laughs. It's part of
the Netflix is a joke comedy festival.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Man, what can we expect?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't know what they can expect from me because
they're supposed to be clean.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But what can they expect from you?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh? Man? I did church shows before. I know I
know better because of that, you know, I just keep
it straight, you know how it is how you act
when you're in front It's just like being in front
of white folks at the courthouse. You know, you keep
your attitude. God, you know what I'm saying. I'm surprised
(01:22):
I was invited on this too. I was like, who's
talking about? Can do clean? But I said, who show
is this? You know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So now listen, broll.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
We got a family member that has definitely slipped up before,
definitely had slipped up in any of your shows.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Have you ever slipped up? I ain't gonna name his
name that has slipped up at a clean comedy show.
I'm not gonna name it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You I know, see because yeah yeah see hey, I
know I know you. I know family. You can you
cuts with your eyes? You know what I'm saying. I'd
be like, I'll be looking at Stephen, I know you
(02:04):
called him a dumb blanky blank right down on the show.
I can look at his eyes he because it ain't
see you can't cut with your eyes. I know you
cut with your ass.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, very much. So yeah, idiot at a church show.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Have you you know I ain't never, I ain't never.
I ain't never. I don't think I have now.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
On the who it was?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I tried to be nice when me and mister Brown
went at it because I know you'd like damn lie,
but we wasn't. When I was just on the regular part,
I just went on gone you know as let it go,
even you're hon the animal the show.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't think so not at the church. Now, if
he was at a church function, I might have slipped
up a bed at the A word, but not. I
don't try to go too far, you know because because
you know, you know Black Church and they they already watching.
You know, he cut on his regular show like he's
gonna turn this to a because and wearing wolf or
something and go to rap. I will act a dog
(03:12):
gone food, just like every other Christian actors had to
go to RAF bring him back to kicking, Miss Williams.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wash your mouth, hey man.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
We also got we got Fred Hammond, who's actually the
musical hosts man.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Fred. I keep saying he's a guy, walk it is Fred.
I always get all these uh junkie guys, little singers
all mixed up. You know, I just got Red.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Fred absolutely, did.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You know you know, you know all the ones that
can seen from the chair, you know, you know they
don't have to get up to that. You know, you know,
you know when you when you're big and you can
hit that note from the chair. You know, you got guys,
but you got most of the time. You gotta stretch
your belly and your loves to do that. You got
(04:15):
to stand up. But they need they lean to the sile.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They sounds like, what's what's the guy saying something about
the name.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Sallen?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
God that is so.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But you get seen.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
From the chair with a boult gris right there right
on the slide and scramblings with Jeeves and he would
he would lead to side right just right, he great
and just go right there.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh man. So just just so y'all know this show
is geared towards family, you know, unit even coming together.
That's what this is for. That's what the cleanand show
is all about. Which is all this tommon, No, no,
that that ain't my check. Don't look like that now
it ain't taking it. They better not be. There's gonna
(05:12):
be some cussing if they take. And I'm telling that
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You know they you know, sometimes they give you a
drop of money and say, well, we all have the
right to get your likeness, you.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Know, yeah, you know, but we better read that fine print.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, but you know it's a good thing though. I
think you know, I wish you had a little footage
so people wouldn't be thinking you acusted moms to life,
you know, But I mean, you know where in comedy
is now shoot, you can't say nothing. You can't a
call person a mama or sir no more without getting canceled.
So you know, because it is the last thing on
(05:52):
my mind. Got to get your pronouns right now, fellas
and I I never did good at angles. I don't
even know what the adjective is. Cousin, cousin, new baby
ave this nighbor adjitive came into the world Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's going down Sunday night, y'all at the YouTube Theater
in Los Angeles in Inglewood. Tickets are still on sale.
Come on out and see this food we got care
of on stage. We got Tony Bacon, we got JJ Williamson,
we got Fred Hammond. Hosted by yours true lack nephew
Tommy YouTube Theater, Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Don't miss it all right, man, see you on Sunday.
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