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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have it you undivided attention.
He's done it again, Almighty Creator has created another beautiful
day for us to thrive in. Today is the day
that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be
glad in it. Be glad in it, y'all, because it's
something else, man, it's something else. He's just amazing to me.
I can't, ah, Man, it's kind of crazy with me

(00:24):
trying to describe it when he's he's indescribable. I just
ain't no words for I can't come up with nothing
bigger though it's been difference, super casual, fragilistic. Can't come
up with nothing. I can't everything I think of just short. Sure,
he's awesome. He's an awesome god that ain't well. I

(00:46):
don't know what words we use him, but we don't
got nothing to describe what he is to me and
to you too. So thank you Heaven Father, Steve Arvit
Mart Show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior,
the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior. What's going on today?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man? Okay, I'm gonna tell you something I did an
interview yesterday, and they said, if I wasn't a comedian,
what job would you really want? And don't don't don't
down me, don't kill my dream. Don't do that. Uplift me,
help me? Okay? Would I want to be if I
wasn't in the comedian? I think I would make a
really good model. I think I could be a mama, mama, mama.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
You don't want me to what?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now? Kill my dream? You could? I could be Wait
a minute, why are you look at me like this?
Because I said I could be a really good model.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wet bands? You could do that, visor.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
He said, sweat ass, he's advisor.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Do rags now, dog you own and pop wave caps? Fuck,
you can come out with me wave caps, waveless wave caps.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I knew when I came in this one, I knew
he was gonna do this here. This is Deacon suits.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You Deacon suit dream hillers, but.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Deacon suits and handing it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
What kind of model was you thinking of being? Though?
That's a good.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Question, the same one that like seals sell sell hand
sell clothes, sell sell something. Just on my fast that's
because I because.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What you're too short, strange looking? You ain't You ain't mustache, doog,
do you have a mustang?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, Timmy, I don't have a mustache. Why is what
that guy do with anything?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Why sitting down? What you're gonna model, what you're gonna sell?
You can't sell no hair clippers? Suits with my suits, sneakers?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
They told me deacon suits, Sureley, deacon suits. Athletic.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Where your pastoral collection? Athletic?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Where?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
What is there such a thing I'm gonna create that
at the pastoral collection? Double breast vests, you know, stuff
like that. Okay, hope alive, Junior, keep hope alive. Well,
good thing you will, Comedian, because at least that dream
can come true. You will, at least you're tracking for

(03:28):
that one. I wouldn't go back to that. And don't
let nobody else ask you that question, Junior, just telling
him now, this is what I'm doing it. Don't have
no shot at nothing else, I'd say. All minutes after,
we'll hear from the nephew if he runs that prank
back right after this, you're listening Morning Show