Mother's Day JRAP

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, see the Sunday is Mother's Day, So please
introduce Jr. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, one of
the poetic people of all time. Prepare yourself for one
of the greatest poems you'll ever hear in your life.
Jay Rap acronym stands for Junior's raggedy ass Poems.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Come on, Jay Rapp, thank you. You know Sunday is
Mother's Day. It is Mother's Day. It's a big day.
It's a really big day, you know. And I'm married,
and y'all told me I had to show up. But
just the thing I'm having a problem with, I swear
to God. I think tom is right though. So the
name of this poem that I've wrote for this is

(00:42):
you ain't my mama?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh yeah, come on, come on, Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I have to agree with Tommy this time. You might
be somebody's mama, but you ain't mine. I'm talking to
all the wives that can hear my voice. God made
it this way. It's not our choice. Yes, I love
my wife and Tommy loves his too, but we'll not

(01:14):
buy a damn thing for you. Your kids are supposed
to buy your flowers. That's their responsibility not ours. I'm
doing this poem a little early to let you know
and make sure your damn kids get down to the
stove because you ain't my mama. The end, all right now,

(01:37):
and I mean, happy Mother's Day? Have my wife? Man?
The problem I'm having with time, I had to breath
because it made sense. I'm married now soon I'll had
a girlfriend. How you think it was true? Since I
got married? Hell, you asking me for stuff for and
you got two kids and two wear a baby. That's
not my responsibility. Hello, I got my own mama. I

(02:04):
got mama. Your mama got a name, and my mama
got her own name. All right, we'll take care of
both name. But you have kids though.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Sign for the rebuttal. Well, here's the poem future. Since
you've made this poem, and I guess you're gonna ride
with that, I think I should enlighten you and brighten
up your day with a few of the other facts.
You just got out the dog house. I thought your

(02:36):
ass was through and then I look over here at you,
and this is what you're gonna do. You done wrote
this ignorant ass poem trying to agree with Tommy of
all people. If he the last person you need to
talk to about dealing with any kind of people. So now, Junior,
let me tell you something that you might not have

(02:58):
thought it through. Your ass is going back on that
couch with them same throw pillows too.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, Coppy Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day. All right, thank
you guys.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
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